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National Trail Mix Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 8.31.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Oh, my God. You would not begin. You
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  would not begin to understand, comprehend, or
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  know the craziness. that goes on in my life.
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  So, about a month ago, my bathtub on the second
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  floor was leaking on the first floor. So, what
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  happened, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
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  was they had to put a hole in my wall and they
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  fixed everything, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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  Well, I've been kind of lazy, you know, working
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  and everything. And, um... What happened was,
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  I've been noticing when I come home, it's almost
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  like a kid getting caught going through the cookie
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  jar as the parents come home. But I'm telling
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  you, I've been noticing my cat was hanging out
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  by the little hole in the wall by the door when
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  I would come home and be like, oh no, I'm busted
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  by dad. Well, I was trying to get her to just
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  sit on my lap for a little bit. She runs around
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  and the freaking cat goes in the wall. So I had
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  to put in a work order. I should have got it
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  done sooner, but it's kind of hard to, you know,
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  interrupt this. But sometimes when I put my podcast
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  first, inconveniences happen. So right now, my
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  cat's in the freaking wall. Woo! My cat is one
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  of those cats that she thinks she wants to be
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  wild. And she thinks she wants to live this crazy
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  life and then is like, oh my God, I hate it.
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  I hate it. When I lived in his old house, she
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  climbed up the tree and then was like, help me.
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  Like, you're the one that climbed up there. But
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  it is Friday, you know. Hold up. My mom's in
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  there. She might be at work, though. Hey, I know
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  you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm going
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  to get you high today. Because it's Friday. You
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  ain't got no job. And you ain't got shit to do.
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  That is very true. I'm just looking at this hole
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  in the wall. Very strange. It'll be okay. I'll
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  help you. Night cat, you know. legacy is making
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  her dad's life as hard as possible. You know,
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  I don't know. Can I explain to you? Now, granted,
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  I was kind of not chasing her around the house.
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  I was just trying to pet my cat. And she just
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  was doing this thing and she just like runs around.
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  It's all the full moon energy. She was a freaking
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  menace last night. That full moon, dude. That
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  lunar eclipse in the club. That full moon was
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  very strange. I got a comic bar and a girl described
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  it best. It looks like a piece of paper was put
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  over the moon. Now, I view it a little differently
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  than her, but it did kind of look like that.
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  Get in there. Oh, full moon energy. Let's manifest
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  my cat coming out of the wall. This chaotic life
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  I live. I got this right here. Let me pause this.
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  This show is very chaotic today. But guess what?
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  I'm a chaotic guy. So right here. Got my cat
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  food. You hear it? Got this big 22 pound bag
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  of cat food. Same size as my penis. I'm kidding.
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  Oh, it's Friskers. What flavor is it? Gravy,
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  man. Hey, Luna. You dumb fuck. That was kind
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  of mean. Hey, Luna, you sweetie pie. I have this
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  cat food. Now, only good cats get the cat food.
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  Not the bad cats. Not the cats that are hanging
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  on the wall. Now, it's okay if you're in a closet
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  and you're gay, Luna. I support you. I'm an ally.
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  But in order to this cat food. You got to come
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  out the wall. A lot of times people say every
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  radio show sounds the same. I don't think there's
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  ever been a radio show that's talked about coming
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  out of the wall. All right, Luna, you hear this?
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  I'm going to pour you some cat food. All right,
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  there you go. I cannot believe my cat. I don't
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  understand, man. Women. A boy cat would just
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  scratch me. I just heard her. 856 -49 -HAPPY.
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  That's 856 -546 -777. You know my transitions
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  are never the cleanest on here. I don't know.
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  I just think the word goon is weird. You know,
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  when you talk about, oh yeah, I was goonin' to
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  her last night. That's the new word for masturbation.
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  Find it very strange. Very off -putting. Mm -hmm.
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  The word goon. I am totally goon. I'm telling
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  you, I came up with a brilliant idea for a South
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  Park episode last night, speaking of cats. They
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  need to have an episode where, like, Carvin adopts
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  a dog who identifies as a cat and meows a lot.
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  There you go, South Park. There's your hour -and
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  -a -half -long episode. And also, I've been seeing
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  on TikTok, people have been really celebrating
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  Charlie Kirk's anniversary of dying. Now, I knew
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  Charlie Kirk growing up. Everyone knows that
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  in the club. But I'm telling you, ladies and
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  gentlemen, boys and girls, you're never going
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  to hear me celebrate someone's death, no matter
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  how much of a douchebag he was. And I'm also
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  sick of seeing all the douchebags in my comment
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  section. And also douchebags on TikTok like cops.
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  I don't know what it is about my TikTok, but
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  it loves to show me cops. And that's not really
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  my vibe. I know we need cops, whatever. But they're
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  not my favorite. You know what's an underrated
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  feeling? I was talking to somebody last night.
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  Nowadays, women just ghost. But you know what's
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  an underrated vibe? Getting rejected. Getting
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  told, hey, this sounds pretty good, but I want
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  to see other people. I don't understand ghosting.
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  How can you see a guy put in all this effort?
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  And it's like he doesn't even matter to you.
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  I got in trouble on TikTok. TikTok, you don't
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  stop. The video, the last video that played on
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  the best of Hoppy Hour in the beginning, which
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  best of Hoppy Hour is an enumer. That is, you
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  know, kind of an oxymoron. The best of, I mean.
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  And we were talking about the priest that was
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  getting away with touching kids. I got in trouble
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  on TikTok for, you know, defending victims of
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  sexual assault. I guess TikTok's pro -sexual
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  assault. And finally, before we go to break and
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  I try to get my cat out of the wall. A round
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  of applause. To my apartment complex for not
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  only not raising the rent, but also lowering
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  it by 20 bucks. We need to have a party at Hoppy's
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  Crib. We raised the roof because the rent didn't
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  get raised. Oh, yeah. Can you believe it's Monday?
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  The time flew by. But first. Why is it that when
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  I want to hang out with my cat Luna, she wants
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  nothing to do with me? But when I don't want
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  to hang out, she's about me. Man, fuck that.
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  Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's Hot 97
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  .7. All kids out of the pool for adult swim.
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  All kids out. Attention, FM DJs, your morning
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  show prep begins now. Those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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  Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour. With
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  Ryan Hoppy. Yes, ma 'am. No, no, no, no. If I
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  hit this button, boom, the whole program's gonna
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  start. Okay, wait a minute. All right. Lacking
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  any meat. And that's what real women need. Stop
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  cussing. Hoppy Hour starts in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy,
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  Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour with Hoppy.
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  That's how I feel right now. Freaking Monday!
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  Can you believe it? We're already here. Just
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  flew by. By the way, this is Hoppy Hour. I'm
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  your host, Ryan Hoppy. You can always call the
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  show and leave me a voicemail. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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  That's 856 -494 -6773. You can tweet at me at
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  RyanHobbyRadio. You can email me, RyanHobbyRadio
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  .com. All right. So this weekend, I interviewed
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  Chris Demm, who had a 27 -year run on the Two
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  Guys Named Chris show out of Rock 92 in Winston
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  -Salem, Greensboro, High Point Triad area and
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  syndicated throughout the South. And I've been
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  getting a lot of listens from the cities that
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  they're heard in. Myrtle Beach, Savannah, Winston
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  -Salem, Lexington. So hi! If you're listening
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  and you're like, this sounds nothing like that
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  Chris Damm interview, of course! I have family
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  that is from Winston -Salem, so I used to go
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  to the Village Tavern. I even do Winston -Salem
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  news on this show. And the thing is, my family
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  used to call me a Yankee. And I hated it because
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  I hate the Yankees because they're saying because
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  I'm from Chicago, I'm a Yankee. When I would
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  visit for Thanksgiving. So, if you're like, this
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  sounds nothing like the Chris Dem interview,
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  just give me three shows. And I promise you'll
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  be hooked. But we cannot be getting this Monday
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  broadcast. Without a case of the Mondays. Hey,
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  guys. What's up, G? Wanna go to Tchotchkes? Get
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  some coffee? It's a little early. I gotta get
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  out of here. I think I'm gonna lose. Uh -oh.
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  Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundus.
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  Again. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the
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  Mundus. And again. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the Mundus. One more time! Uh -oh.
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  Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mundus.
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  Let me ask you something. What? When you come
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  in on Monday and you're not feeling real well,
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  does anyone ever say to you, sounds like someone
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  has a case of the Mondays? No, man. Shit, no,
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  man. You get your ass kicked saying something
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  like that, man. Oh, what a weekend it was of
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  getting nothing done. So it's the time. The most
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  wonderful time of the year. Not really. As we're
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  recording, if you're listening in Fresno in our
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  affiliate, 97 .7, if you're listening on the
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  next day, the funny part is that this will be
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  airing in September. You're going to be playing
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  Earth, Wind, and Fire. No. The thing is. This
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  is still August and my birthday is in like three
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  days. Yo, yo, yo. What up, Virgos? And I'm just
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  telling you. I'm just telling you. I do not want
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  to turn 33. I feel weird about it. Now I know
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  all the old people listening are like, you're
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  still young. My back doesn't feel young, okay?
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  You hear this little, I got the ibuprofen for
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  my back pain. You hear that? It's not all great
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  with my back. No, it's not. Oh, my God. So I
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  was on the boat. I was listening to this boomer
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  talk. He was just a typical boomer. And he did
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  this thing. I was talking and he's like, I was
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  doing yard work on my friend's front yard. And
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  my, uh, my friend, you know, he's got one of
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  those like liberal daughters, you know, with
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  the purple hair and the nose ring. And she was
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  like, supposedly told her dad that she thought
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  I was creepy, but I was like, I thought in my
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  head, do you realize you're the one with purple
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  hair? I'm like, you're a, I didn't say this,
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  but I was thinking, you're a judgmental douchebag.
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  What the hell's wrong with you? Oh, I'm sure
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  you were so cool in the 70s. I've been noticing
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  people are still using Zoom for their podcasts.
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  What are you doing? use anything else I don't
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  like the lack of hey I think we got uh Mark here
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  is Mark there hey can you hear me can you hear
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  me John yeah yeah I can hear you Mark I think
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  we got Bill here hey Bill Mark can you hear me
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  I mean hey John and Mark can you hear me it's
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  Bill and you got Suzy hey Bill Mark John can
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  you oh my god Test out the freaking levels before
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  you start the podcast. And that is a hobby I
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  went on. I love how soft MAGA is. Oh my God.
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  We don't like, we don't like Jilly Roll anymore.
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  He went on TV and made one joke calling our president
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  that doesn't know we exist. He called him. A
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  fat ass. Or a fat pig or whatever. Didn't he
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  call Rosie O'Donnell a fat pig? Oh, so when Trump
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  does it. Oh, it's so wonderful and dandy. But
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  when Jilly Roll makes one joke. You all turn
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  on him. Because you're all phony douchebags.
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  And I'm not talking about all the people that
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  voted for Trump. I'm talking about the people
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  that like. A die -hard man that thinks he knows
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  they exist. That thinks that if they met him,
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  he would care about them. It's so funny. Trump
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  caring about somebody besides underage girls.
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  Yeah. Shut up. So, I've been loving this. It's
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  not new. I know everyone in the club has been
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  using Tubi lately. But my God, is Tubi great.
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  The only problem with two of the other streaming
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  servers, it's got some good shows on there. It's
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  got News Radio. It's got The Critic. It's got
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  Dilbert. And you all know how much I love The
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  Critic. One of the greatest shows of all time.
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  The fact that it was canceled for King of the
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  Hill is like hard because I don't mind having
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  14 seasons of Hank Hill. But man! I would have
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  loved to have more of the critic. And I'm always
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  watching this before I go to bed. Here's the
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  funny part. It'll start in the middle of the
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  episode. But first... Hello? Hello, Jay. This
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  is your boss. I've just obtained legal permission
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  to hunt men for sport. And I wondered if you'd
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  like to come to my ranch tomorrow. Bring your
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  jogging shoes. So I love watching The Critic.
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  When I go to bed, I have cartoons on. I have
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  it dimly lit on my TV. Right now I have He -Man
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  on my TV and I got posters of stuff in my apartment.
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  I'm like a little kid. But the thing about it,
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  ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. is it does
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  that thing that hulu does where like even if
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  you finish an episode it'll keep playing like
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  the last five minutes of it so every five minutes
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  i was hearing the ending credits it stinks and
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  i don't like it not at all the hell's wrong you
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  do me i know you're a free service but it's like
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  come on now And then the other show I like is
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  Dilbert. We're just playing all the obscure 90
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  cartoons intros. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Ha, ha. Oh,
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  yeah. Oh, when I watched the show Dilbert. I
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  always think about any of the corporate office
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  jobs I've had and how similar it is. Just how
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  I can relate to it. My aunt that worked for Sears
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  couldn't watch The Office because her boss reminded
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  her of Michael Scott. And when you get older
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  and things are a little more, you know, relatable...
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  All right, let's play another theme. I'm kidding.
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  8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -5. 8 -5 -6. 4 -9 -5. 6 -7 -7 -3.
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  Man, everybody yesterday just did not want to
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  turn right or left on a green light. It really
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  is something to that Sunday driver's vibe. Like,
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  what are you doing? Stop. The other thing. So
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  in all seriousness, I know I give you a check.
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  But I'm telling you, ladies and gentlemen, boys
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  and girls, my friend Nicholas, he has autism,
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  but it's very high functioning in the club. And
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  he also does Special Olympics swimming. And the
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  thing about Nick Jennings, and he's one of the
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  nicest guys ever. So you know what he got me
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  to do? Mm -hmm. This is how much I care about
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  my boy. He got me to wake up early in the morning
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  on, you know, I don't know, Sunday to go to North
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  Shore Park to watch him in his swim meet. And
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  he came in fourth. And then fifth place. And
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  then when I got aside, I said to him, I said,
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  I said, Nick, look at me. And he looks at me.
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  I go, Nick, because he would be swimming and
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  then he would stop for a second. And I said,
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  Nick, when you're tired, just ignore being tired.
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  I said, you have plenty of time to be tired.
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  What happens? He gets second place next time.
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  I was so proud of my boy, Nick. If you want to
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  see those pictures, it's on my social media.
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  R -Y -A -N -H -O -P -B -E radio. And then it
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  was weird. I was driving back from North Shore
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  Park, all sweaty, you know, just whatever. And
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  my listener, Dwayne, who's been listening since
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  the early on times of Hoppy Out. Before John
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  Brennan rudely canceled it like a bland saltine
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  cracker. Well, here is what Chad GBT thinks about
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  my career. Ryan Hoppa's Tampa radio career looks
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  less like a straight line and more like somebody
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  scanning the dial. Oh, thank you. The Chicago
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  area native began at Harper College Radio, then
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  worked on sports and syndicated talk productions
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  around Chicago and Milwaukee. You kind of left
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  out that I had my own overnight show, an afternoon
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  show, and then I worked for EDM Radio, but we'll
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  just casually leave that out. In early 2015,
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  he landed inside a nationally syndicated morning
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  show as phone screener for Rover's Morning Glory
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  in Cleveland. He answered calls, contributed
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  to bits, and occasionally joined the conversation
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  on... Yeah, by interrupting Robert. And by interrupting
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  Shane French. I made him mad. When you say Robert's
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  name, you gotta say Shane French. And then created
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  this. Happy Hot Topic! By Tank Smasher. Only
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  a few months later, Hoppa moved to Tampa Bay
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  and joined 102 .5 The Bone. What began in promotions
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  expanded into screening calls, board operation,
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  production, and on -air work. He remained with
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  the station until 2022. Next came sports radio.
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  In August 2022, WDAE hired him as executive producer
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  for Beckles and Retcher. He later appeared with
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  Pat and Aaron and handled the show's headline
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  segment, The Blender. By 2023, he was back inside
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  a different Tampa radio cluster. Wow, that really
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  did jump out. I remember they left out the conservative
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  radio job, which I'm kind of glad. I remember
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  my boss was like, you want to know what John
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  Brennan said about you? Because we were airing
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  the attorney Patrick Smith show. He was actually
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  doing it out of that building. And once I left,
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  he could not get along with the person that replaced
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  me after I quit that job and had a midlife crisis.
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  So now he records at the bone. And this was like,
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  John Brennan said you're a job hopper. I'm like,
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  God damn it. It's kind of true. Working with
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  Beasley Media Group and producing the MJ Morning
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  Show. His resume now also lists resume programming,
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  traffic and audio video responsibilities. Yeah,
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  traffic reporting. Here's the part that's a little
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  piece of gossip. First of all, I have 800 ,000
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  downloads altogether since 2012, so remember
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  that. Listen to this. Meanwhile, Hoppa kept building
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  the project he started in 2012, Hoppa Hour. Yeah,
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  I've heard of it. The daily show imitates the
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  freewheeling personality radio he grew up admiring.
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  I don't know if it imitates it. It's emulating.
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  Imitate. What a douche. The numbers are unusual.
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  Here's the best part. Hopper reports more than
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  450 ,000 lifetime downloads in nearly 1 ,000
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  episodes. Well, actually about 5 ,000, but it's
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  not on the whole archive. Apple publicly shows
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  roughly 90 ratings, but only a 3 .4 average.
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  Big output, a divided audience. I love his part
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  right here. Publicly shows roughly 90 ratings,
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  but only a 3 .4 average. Big output, a divided
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  audience, and somehow a show that keeps finding
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  another frequency. Jesus Christ. And then my
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  friend showed me the one for the Pinellas podcast,
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  which I like the Pinellas podcast. But it was
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  just like, oh, the Pinellas podcast gets like
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  fucking all the praise and love. And I'm always
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  the bridesmaid. Because then there was this video
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  that my friend made. Where is it? Give me a second
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  here. I promise. Where is that? Here's the top
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  six podcasts. Ready? Six Tampa Bay podcasts that
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  are not all the same show. You don't say. Pinellas
• 29:07
  Podcast. Of course! Is a hyper -local guide to
• 29:12
  the people, places, beach life, and strange stories
• 29:14
  of Pinellas County. Yeah, that's true. Hoppa
• 29:18
  Hour, hosted by Ryan Hoppa, brings comedy, interviews,
• 29:22
  and unfiltered pop culture talk. What's number
• 29:25
  three? Former Tampa Bay Buccaneer Ian Beckles
• 29:28
  goes inside football and the Bucs own in the
• 29:30
  trenches. It's a good show. He's not a nice guy,
• 29:32
  but... From St. Petersburg, HMB Radio mixes local
• 29:36
  personalities. We'll coach! When I thought my
• 29:41
  cat was dying, and it was around Thanksgiving
• 29:44
  2020, I asked him if he could come into the station
• 29:46
  20 minutes early to do something I had to do
• 29:48
  because I was up late at the animal vet. And
• 29:51
  he said, sorry, dog, that's your job. So go fuck
• 29:54
  yourself, Will! Mm -hmm. Current events and Florida
• 29:58
  observations with Wilconx and Anna Hummel. All
• 30:02
  right, there you go. So there's what's happening.
• 30:04
  I can assume my unfriendly listeners. I don't.
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  I can't. All right. It is time for Happy's inbox.
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  If it wants to load. Are you going to play? It's
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  time for Hoppy's Inbox, only on Hoppy Hour with
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  Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yeah! I talked about that Kansas
• 30:31
  City hip -hop station going away, and someone
• 30:34
  said it's a black eye for the city. We hate Sleepy
• 30:37
  103. I guess that's what they call the other
• 30:39
  station out there. And then Brandon Charles talks
• 30:44
  about, our listener, man, talks about, I made
• 30:48
  a post saying I hate when radio stations cut
• 30:50
  off songs early. And, uh, He said, hey, I gotta
• 30:57
  make sure that listener in that tiny town knows
• 30:59
  that they have a chance to go to Vegas and would
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  probably end up spending more money than they
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  would be making from the contest winnings. That's
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  the iHeartWay! I saw this headline here. We'll
• 31:22
  talk about it later. He was talking about Bobby
• 31:25
  Bones and it was like Barrett Sports Media, which
• 31:28
  I like Barrett Sports Media, but it was a headline
• 31:30
  and it was like, Bobby Bones gives the playbook
• 31:34
  to radio success. And oh my God, all the people
• 31:37
  that lost their job because they just decided
• 31:40
  to syndicate Bobby were not happy in the comment
• 31:42
  section. Of course, my comment was, yeah, take
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  the playbook of Fitz in the morning in Seattle
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  and call it your own. Poppy Hour. Poppy Hour.
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  It's time for Poppy in the morning. RyanHockeyRadio
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  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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  all I smell is... We also need to be affectionate.
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  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
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  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
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  even fisting. And we'll call it a day. The semen
• 32:29
  was so big. It's not lacking any meat. And that's
• 32:33
  what real women need. Cussing! Cussing! Stop
• 32:37
  cussing! It looks like you went and got a b***h
• 32:40
  job. Not on the iPad screen, whatever the case
• 32:43
  might be, in your hand, in a sock, in a whatever.
• 32:45
  Like, thank you. But also, I would love to be
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  getting railed, but... As a reminder, if you
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  don't feel like listening to this next song,
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  you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
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  Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick around,
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  folks. Oh, yeah, let me press this button right
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  here. Don't worry, Fresno. The hour will be right
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  back. I'm the fucky be hyping. A blast from the
• 33:20
  past, taking away your future. You might insist
• 33:23
  that this, but do whatever the fuck suits you.
• 33:25
  Still a muture, the resurrection brings upon
• 33:27
  a section. For those that try to learn a lesson,
• 33:29
  now they learn a lesson. What's my firm direction?
• 33:32
  Elevation. My mental plane's high, even though
• 33:34
  names die. Skill makes you think, is that the
• 33:35
  same guy? They used to twist words, and now I
• 33:38
  burn like I'm acid. Niggas thought I was plastic,
• 33:40
  so measures had to get drastic. Used to rhyme
• 33:42
  about peace, but a street crime's a grease. Punks
• 33:44
  that this witness. These things unleash the beast
• 33:47
  Used to bust a stylus, clever, now a stylus severed
• 33:49
  Tough as a pile of leather, mad when I endeavor
• 33:52
  Now I'm wild as ever You must have thought my
• 33:54
  heart was pinkish I ain't that easy to relinquish
• 33:56
  Rock distinguished, suckers must think it's The
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  days of taking niggas props Making niggas stop,
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  leaving dreams torn But I proceed to rock on
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  I keep it jumping from the night till the break
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  of dawn Rock, rock on, rock, rock on, yeah Blow
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  up the spot from the evening till the early morning
• 34:22
  I keep it going until it's gone. K -Town, my
• 34:27
  boy Costner, taking out imposters. And I prospered,
• 34:30
  got mental posture, I should get the Oscar. I
• 34:32
  witnessed how the mic can heal scars. I used
• 34:34
  to sling rocks, steal cars, and sat behind steel
• 34:37
  bars. A victim of a mental homicide. The trauma
• 34:40
  side cried when my mama tried and my father died.
• 34:43
  And I knew he was a strong man, cause the spirit
• 34:46
  in me gave us confidence. Not tonight. Stop taking
• 34:50
  blocks to fights. Instead of selling rocks to
• 34:53
  heights, I rock the mics to drop the sights of
• 34:55
  a jail cell. If a red crew never fails, all's
• 34:58
  well till it ends well. Cause the creator has
• 35:01
  blessings. Instead of facing transgressions,
• 35:03
  learn from another man's lessons. Rest in peace,
• 35:06
  Raymond Lewis, my father. Behind us the storm.
• 35:08
  Something's weak when I proceed to walk on. I
• 35:11
  keep it jumping from the night till I break the
• 35:13
  dawn. Yeah. Blow up the spot from the evening
• 35:18
  to the We'll be right back. And you find sometimes
• 35:48
  it's hard to beat the shit you facin' But I'ma
• 35:50
  do it though, let my spirits through it flow
• 35:52
  Them talkin' drama, fuck y 'all, ain't nothin'
• 35:55
  to it, ho Pursue it slow, cause it's a dream
• 35:57
  of mine, surely seen the signs Emotions leakin'
• 35:59
  from every crack in between the lines By means
• 36:01
  of rhymes, thoughts keep emotion deep Devotions,
• 36:03
  my chaotic dick is potion It keeps my mind open,
• 36:06
  find hope in my lyrics Become one with my spirit,
• 36:09
  which leads me to better paths No pain as I get
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  near it, many fear it It's chances to take, sacrifices
• 36:14
  to make, ices to break, decisions to make Peace
• 36:26
  out. Peace out. Peace out. Peace out. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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  other stations are tuned in too. Okay. I'm just
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  swiping right right now. By the way. If you're
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  on your dating app and you're showing your kids
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  in your profile, you're a hag. You're stupid.
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  and let's all swing it's the theme of what a
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  zing scooby doo and wacky tunes ryan's laughter
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  fills the rooms crazy fun and all the looms hop
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  Oh, yeah. We got a burn. Eight days, nine days
• 41:10
  until the NFL comes back. And you know what else
• 41:15
  is back? Aaron Donald. That's going to be really
• 41:19
  good for the Rams. Hmm. Oh, yeah. So much happening
• 41:28
  in the NFL. I wonder who's going to win the Super
• 41:30
  Bowl this year. I always get excited. But everybody
• 41:33
  has a chance. Also, Keenan Allen was arrested
• 41:39
  for DUI. You freaking idiot. Who do you think
• 41:46
  you are? And the Silicon Valley board getting
• 41:49
  rid of Jed York has nothing to do with him getting
• 41:52
  a prostitute. Don't lie to us. We're not stopping.
• 41:56
  I mean, Jed York is stupid. Mm -hmm. to news
• 42:12
  on another celebrity court case. Tony Romo hit
• 42:15
  with three new citations. Oh, yeah! The good
• 42:19
  part is they haven't fired him, so he'll probably
• 42:21
  be coming back. Five weeks after his arrest on
• 42:25
  suspicion of operating... Five weeks? Time flies.
• 42:30
  You're not. Step out of the vehicle. Oh, that
• 42:34
  shithole known as Milwaukee with that hag of
• 42:38
  a cop. The Milwaukee County DA tells ET it just
• 42:42
  added alleged first offense OWI, unsafe passing
• 42:45
  on the right side, and possessing open intoxicants
• 42:49
  in his vehicle. Tony! There were a few shooters
• 42:54
  in there that I observed. Yes. Any of them drank?
• 42:58
  Okay. These are considered traffic offenses,
• 43:03
  so no criminal charges are expected. I'll just
• 43:06
  have to pay it off in the club. I'll always have
• 43:10
  your back, Tony, like you had mine. What's going
• 43:15
  on, Ryan Hoppy? This is Tony Romo. I'm just getting
• 43:18
  filled in by Justin Pena about all your hard
• 43:20
  work this year. I just want to say congratulations.
• 43:22
  I'm proud of you. Justin speaks very highly of
• 43:25
  you. And good luck the rest of your senior year
• 43:28
  and beyond. Justin also wanted me to tell you
• 43:32
  that you're lame. All right. Have a good one.
• 43:35
  I will. Oh, man, what do we got going on here?
• 43:40
  Let me see here, right here. A Benny Bear Stadium
• 43:43
  move would need the approval of three quarters
• 43:46
  of NFL team owners. Yeah, I don't really think
• 43:49
  it needs to go to Indiana. And the commissioner
• 43:52
  wields considerable power in that process, which
• 43:55
  is why his comments, which differ from those
• 43:57
  of the Bears. are turning heads. Two weeks ago,
• 44:00
  Bears leadership said Hammond was the team's
• 44:02
  sole stadium focus and declined to say where
• 44:05
  Arlington Heights even stood. Are you hopeful
• 44:07
  that Arlington is the property where you guys
• 44:10
  built? It's so weird to hear, like, Roger Goodell
• 44:12
  talking about the town I'm from. But that's where
• 44:16
  I'm from! From Arlington Heights. And I! I grew
• 44:20
  up on... Block away from where the racetrack
• 44:25
  is. Where they're thinking about billing the
• 44:27
  Bears. And here's that loser. That little bitch
• 44:32
  -ass Napa baby McCaskey. Well, somebody mentioned
• 44:35
  the commissioner. He has said to us many times
• 44:38
  in league meetings, hope is not a strategy. But
• 44:41
  just... As much as I can't stand Roger Goodell's
• 44:47
  bitches. It's pretty funny. Later, Commissioner
• 44:50
  Roger Goodell putting Arlington Heights firmly
• 44:52
  back in the game. We want to make sure that Arlington
• 44:56
  Heights and Illinois have an opportunity. Hell
• 44:58
  yeah, a little red -headed ginger just for menus
• 45:01
  and dishes. As well as Indiana to put their best
• 45:04
  foot forward. There you go. Whatever. We all
• 45:09
  know Aaron Donald's coming back. Here he is.
• 45:12
  Yeah, I talked to Miles through text messages
• 45:14
  a few times. I got to talk a little bit with
• 45:16
  him today. Yeah, we're teammates now. Hell yeah!
• 45:22
  We're going to be running trains and girls. Yeah,
• 45:25
  we're going to be in the club and just call him
• 45:28
  on the puppy. That's what's going to be done.
• 45:35
  We're going to get to know each other a lot closer.
• 45:38
  Oh, yeah. We run each other a lot more. Oh, yeah,
• 45:42
  especially during the DP. How do I have him?
• 45:48
  Here's Cam Ward getting into it with a reporter.
• 45:51
  How would you, how would Cam Ward assess the
• 45:55
  way Cam Ward is played? That is not going to
• 45:58
  make him happy the way you asked. You sound very
• 46:01
  Caucasian. So far this preseason. How would you
• 46:05
  assess it? Not well. You don't think so? I don't
• 46:08
  think so. I'm glad you don't think so. That's
• 46:12
  good. How would you assess it? You know, I assess
• 46:17
  it as, you know, as I'm actually playing the
• 46:20
  game and you're a fat loser. That's how I assess
• 46:25
  it. In the game, we do a loser game. I assess
• 46:28
  it as what I can get better at. I don't assess
• 46:29
  it as someone who can get up there and, you know,
• 46:36
  operate when everything's on. It's a different
• 46:39
  process level. So it's more of, you know, slowing
• 46:42
  down the game to everybody. Mm -hmm. And here's
• 46:47
  Lamar Jackson saying they're doing a podcast
• 46:50
  where they're sitting in cold water. Jesus Christ.
• 46:53
  And here is Lamar Jackson saying he was told
• 46:57
  to be a wide receiver. I think he would have
• 46:59
  been better off or whatever. I go to the combine.
• 47:01
  Need, like, a Lamar quarterback and receiver.
• 47:05
  I'm like, what the hell? I'm like, no. I don't
• 47:09
  think he's just being funny because I don't know
• 47:11
  who the hell he is, but he's like, oh, no, seriously.
• 47:15
  and then there's this weird headline joke this
• 47:19
  might be no joke this might be one of the craziest
• 47:22
  fake athlete scams i've ever seen yeah how this
• 47:27
  guy's talking in the la bro voice So a man allegedly
• 47:31
  convinced women he was a player for the San Francisco
• 47:36
  49ers, and prosecutors say the scheme helped
• 47:39
  scam victims out of roughly $1 .3 million. So
• 47:44
  a 35 -year -old Dajon Love allegedly met women
• 47:50
  on dating apps. And he does not look like he's
• 47:52
  in shape. By the way, this is that karma for
• 47:57
  all the women. for money romantic relationships
• 48:01
  with them and sold the nfl lifestyle by rocking
• 48:04
  niners gear using a custom helmet and even allegedly
• 48:06
  staging a fake contract signing with the team
• 48:10
  and this thing apparently went deep because oh
• 48:13
  yeah yeah let's go deep on them poppy skaters
• 48:17
  say 18 year old taylor chan allegedly poses his
• 48:20
  financial advisor helping convince women they
• 48:22
  could make money investing with love what a loser
• 48:28
  i don't know who's more of a loser the women
• 48:30
  dating him for the money or him victims were
• 48:33
  allegedly encouraged to take out personal loans
• 48:35
  to invest all right well if you did that you're
• 48:37
  stamping and now we have some videos of him talking
• 48:41
  man he is quite the opportunist isn't he but
• 48:48
  again i feel like you got to do your research
• 48:53
  Have you all heard the stories of athletes catching
• 48:56
  women at the bar looking up their net worth?
• 48:59
  Why don't you do the Google research? Are you
• 49:02
  out of your mind? Are you crazy? Are you insane?
• 49:08
  All right, here is the video that he made, one
• 49:11
  of the many videos. So let's get something straight
• 49:19
  right now. Howdy. I'm going to Florida because
• 49:24
  I gotta get my hair cut right now. It's like
• 49:28
  no fucking hair. I'm about to buy a new car in
• 49:34
  Huntington Beach at Lamborghini. Oh yeah, my
• 49:38
  Lambo that I'm renting like how Andrew and Tristan
• 49:43
  Tate do. I made a deal last night late with the
• 49:47
  GM because I've known him for a while. I had
• 49:50
  a GM. We're going to make a deal. If I wasn't,
• 49:55
  if I was already going to Florida, you wouldn't
• 49:57
  even be getting a message from me again. I probably
• 50:00
  would have added you on Instagram. What a delightful
• 50:06
  guy. Because I'm somebody who looks at opportunity.
• 50:09
  Yeah, by using people like a sociopathic loser.
• 50:15
  Sorry. Like a last resort, especially if it's
• 50:19
  a good one. That's got to make them feel good.
• 50:22
  And last night, what could have happened? We
• 50:25
  could have linked up. Oh, yeah. 30 minutes, 45
• 50:29
  minutes that we could have just sat and just
• 50:31
  talked in the whip and got on the same page.
• 50:34
  In the whip! What is it, 2004? But when you act
• 50:38
  as if opportunities like this come around, to
• 50:41
  me, that's crazy. That's sociopathic dark. You
• 50:45
  say you live in La Mesa. La Mesa ain't that good
• 50:47
  of an area. You know what I mean? now we're judging
• 50:52
  where people live even though I'm a con artist
• 50:54
  scumbag douche I mean and then you said that
• 50:56
  you was thinking about working in a strip club
• 50:59
  so clearly you need money be working in that
• 51:04
  kind of club you know where you showing yeah
• 51:06
  and you're talking to these women so you're no
• 51:09
  different you're a douche for two three dollars
• 51:13
  because on average I seen my on two three dollars
• 51:16
  I was the biggest oh yeah I've done about 180.
• 51:29
  Entry fee? I'm hanging out with high rollers.
• 51:31
  Well, I used to when I worked at the Bone. Hang
• 51:36
  on. Yeah, if you thought you were the football
• 51:40
  player, sigh! You're stepping! Alright, that
• 51:47
  was... NFL news. People are still mad at Kelly.
• 51:52
  I don't know what's going on. What's up, Ty?
• 52:01
  We're all going to die and be maggot food. Shut
• 52:05
  up. Milo, you're on a piece of shit was arrested.
• 52:12
  NBA Youngboy's lawyer responds to the hotel fight
• 52:17
  and says he's innocent. NBA Youngboy's a failure
• 52:22
  as a man. Dean the Great, that pretty boy wannabe
• 52:27
  boxer, avoids prison time over a yacht fight.
• 52:31
  We'll talk about this later. Brittany Carr, I
• 52:34
  got a restraining order against Jax Taylor. Carmen
• 52:38
  Electra. You know, posing. She looks like a hot
• 52:42
  piece of ass. She's suggestively eating a banana.
• 52:49
  And then she's also putting lemons over her nipples.
• 52:53
  Oh, yeah. Where's my invite? Sit on my lap. I'll
• 52:59
  put those images. They'll be up by the time the
• 53:01
  show's over with on Ryan Harvey Radio. Adrian
• 53:05
  Broner blames his schedule for missing his court
• 53:08
  appearance. Yeah. I don't really think the court
• 53:10
  appearance gives a shit about your stupid streams.
• 53:16
  Kenan Thompson's going to replace Simon Collins
• 53:18
  temporarily on America's Got Talent. Oh, yeah.
• 53:22
  We're going to put this on the website. It's
• 53:25
  that hot, crazy piece of ass known as Lea Michele.
• 53:29
  She was on Glee. She was posing. Pumpkin. The
• 53:41
  daughter of Honey Boo Boo. Not Honey Boo Boo.
• 53:44
  The daughter of Mama June. It's hard to keep
• 53:49
  track of all those white trash names. Yeah, she's
• 53:51
  considering legal action against the school that
• 53:54
  rejected her because she did OnlyFans. Dolly
• 53:59
  Parton's niece misses their 4 a .m. calls. And
• 54:04
  Diddy's son showed support on DDG's stream. Oh,
• 54:08
  yeah. Your daddy likes other men's booty holes.
• 54:18
  So, Jaden Alexis, one of the X's. A blue face.
• 54:25
  Blue face. You got to say it like that. Blue
• 54:29
  face. There's no other way to put it. She spoke
• 54:33
  out about Blueface, man. I would not be surprised
• 54:37
  if he's got like 100 women he's slept with. He's
• 54:39
  got a lot of former women. So this clip's going
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  to load in 10 seconds. So 8 -5 -6 -49, Hoppy.
• 54:51
  It's 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3. Here's Jade
• 54:54
  and Alexis on Blueface, part one. We separated
• 54:59
  before he went to jail, right? And then I moved
• 55:04
  into a new house and I was still doing all the
• 55:06
  bookings, all the hostings that he asked me to
• 55:08
  do. And then he let me know he's going to jail.
• 55:11
  X, Y, and Z. He goes to jail while he's in jail
• 55:13
  that he wants that to be his main because I left.
• 55:16
  So then I'm like, OK, great. No problem for me.
• 55:19
  You know, whatever. Then I don't know where he
• 55:24
  thought that if you get to the point, I'm not
• 55:26
  going to cover your. But. Yeah, I don't know.
• 55:30
  So that's what happened. And then I feel like
• 55:31
  after that, it was kind of a domino effect of
• 55:33
  stuff. Then I found out he f***ed one of my best
• 55:36
  friends. Oh, yeah. He's a dog. And then I was
• 55:42
  kind of like. Okay, I'll go f*** yours then.
• 55:46
  So you knew what you were doing. Oh, yeah. I'm
• 55:49
  a bust out too. It's not just you. He's doing
• 55:52
  when you. Absolutely. I don't need to play the
• 55:55
  other clip. She's annoying. Yeah, you don't want
• 55:59
  to piss on women. Not at all. I don't know if
• 56:08
  it was intended to be an homage to Dolly Parton,
• 56:11
  but Kylie Jenner says she's going bigger. They
• 56:13
  need to be bigger or I want my to walk in before
• 56:17
  I do. She said she's just like obsessed with
• 56:19
  boobs. Oh yeah, me too. Put them in my face.
• 56:23
  Wants bigger boobs. You have to ask whether this
• 56:25
  came from Timmy. Like does Timmy want a little
• 56:27
  bit more? He's a small guy, small hands. You
• 56:31
  know those things don't flop when she's riding
• 56:33
  him. They're probably so like plastic. LeBron
• 56:39
  and Kevin Hart now both have something in common.
• 56:41
  They are both YouTube golfers. Nobody's going
• 56:44
  to ever outwork me. Nobody. Not you, LeBron.
• 56:47
  Probably LeBron and him are going to collaborate
• 56:49
  at some point and going out and playing golf
• 56:50
  together. And kid on their wives. Does Kevin
• 56:54
  Hart have any friends his size? Is this your
• 56:56
  application? Leah Remy is joining the cast. She's
• 57:03
  a hot piece of ass. Best of Real Housewives of
• 57:06
  Beverly Hills. What? Wow. That's a huge get.
• 57:10
  She's one of the biggest celebrities to join
• 57:11
  any of the franchises. I'm going to watch this.
• 57:14
  I want to see her hanging out with the other
• 57:18
  women. You know, that's not going to go over
• 57:21
  the best. I had to bring my baby to the doctor
• 57:25
  the other day, and we were driving by the huge
• 57:27
  sign that says Beverly Hills. And then she goes,
• 57:30
  Mommy, look, it's like your show. And then I
• 57:33
  realized... I have to stop watching it. Hilarious
• 57:38
  story. Tell it again. Jordan Sparks posted a
• 57:42
  spider that was in her home. Jordan Sparks. Man.
• 57:47
  When I was in middle school, I wanted to plow
• 57:49
  her. A gecko was stuck in the spider's web. Don't
• 57:52
  worry, buddy. I'm going to save you. She felt
• 57:53
  bad for him, so she freed him outside. I am.
• 57:57
  That's what women do when they're alone. They
• 57:59
  take care of insects. Mm -hmm. And Reptiles.
• 58:05
  Hooters has a movie in the works about its company.
• 58:08
  I wonder if it's going to be really accurate
• 58:11
  or propaganda. You know this song, Know Your
• 58:15
  Clip? Know Your Clip? Wacko, the rapper from
• 58:21
  it, died. I know your clip. He's up in heaven
• 58:24
  annoying my dad going, Know Your Clip? Mm -hmm.
• 58:29
  TikToker has gone completely viral after claiming
• 58:31
  she graduated from Duke University. But come
• 58:34
  to find out, she allegedly didn't graduate at
• 58:36
  all and fake the whole thing. Yeah, she seems
• 58:38
  dumb. You just look at her and you go, you're
• 58:43
  not a scholar. So this TikToker by the name of
• 58:46
  Angel Victoria Murdoch appeared to have it all.
• 58:48
  She was selling high -end real estate, had more
• 58:52
  than 300 ,000 followers, and even appeared on
• 58:55
  six episodes of Temptation Island on Netflix.
• 58:57
  Oh, yeah. We all, you know, we're spanking it
• 59:01
  there. I did. I'm saying someone did. So Angel
• 59:04
  recently posted photos wearing a cap and gown
• 59:07
  celebrating what she claimed was her 2026 graduation
• 59:09
  from Duke University. In her Instagram caption,
• 59:14
  she talked about the late nights, the sacrifices,
• 59:16
  basically everything that led up to the big moment
• 59:18
  of graduating. But people quickly noticed something
• 59:22
  wasn't adding up. Her graduation gown was allegedly
• 59:25
  the wrong color. And students from Duke's physician
• 59:34
  assistant program began calling her out. Oh,
• 59:36
  yeah. You didn't put in any work. The only work
• 59:40
  you put in was in the back room. You know what
• 59:50
  I mean? Latest update, a university spokesperson
• 59:53
  tells TMZ we can find no record of a student
• 59:57
  by the name of Angel Murdoch having applied to
• 59:59
  or attended the Duke Physician Assistant Program.
• 1:00:06
  Yeah, you know, she thinks she's going to get
• 1:00:08
  away with it. But she gets everything! She's
• 1:00:12
  pretty! Here's a Toronto woman talking. Me and
• 1:00:17
  my friend were just complaining because my friend,
• 1:00:18
  she was even complaining. She's like, yo, no
• 1:00:20
  niggas taking me outside, whatever. Yeah, probably
• 1:00:22
  because you're expensive. I said, yeah, because
• 1:00:26
  you're not fucking. Oh, yeah. You got to be backing
• 1:00:30
  up, that is. But it is. Let's see what's going
• 1:00:36
  on right here. Here's Violet Myers talking about.
• 1:00:40
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• 1:00:43
  as we should be. Nor do we make any commissions
• 1:00:45
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• 1:00:48
  sign it, and that's it. Yeah, there's really
• 1:00:50
  no... There's really no residuals for the cum
• 1:00:54
  shot, I guess. Keep it for the rest of their
• 1:00:56
  life. That's why it's important for a lot of
• 1:00:59
  creators because it's another way... Like, I
• 1:01:01
  don't get booked for Christmas movies. I don't
• 1:01:03
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• 1:01:08
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• 1:01:11
  There you go. Well, that might be a you problem.
• 1:01:16
  I've watched plenty of Violet Myers movies. She
• 1:01:19
  doesn't always put in the most effort. She's
• 1:01:21
  kind of lazy. Here's Angela White talking about
• 1:01:26
  going to Burger King. I worked at Burger King.
• 1:01:29
  You worked at Burger King? I did. Did you really?
• 1:01:31
  What's your most fond memory of working at Burger
• 1:01:32
  King? I can't listen to that because of the music
• 1:01:34
  in the background, but she hooked up with somebody
• 1:01:36
  inside of the Burger King. Yeah, you're just
• 1:01:38
  like banging around where they make the french
• 1:01:41
  fries. Oh, yeah. Can you imagine that? Here she
• 1:01:47
  is talking about the back door. Well, yeah. Originally,
• 1:01:50
  I was not going to do anal in porn. I did not
• 1:01:52
  think that my butt could do what it clearly can.
• 1:01:56
  Oh, yeah. We've seen it can do a lot, man. Johnny
• 1:02:07
  Sins' wife, Kissa Sins, talks about how he regrets
• 1:02:10
  letting her bang other men. Any level of jealousy
• 1:02:14
  with you and Johnny? Like, you're, like, knowing
• 1:02:16
  that he's just going and filming with other girls?
• 1:02:19
  Is that bothering you? Well, on average, Johnny
• 1:02:21
  says that he can count on one hand how many times
• 1:02:23
  I was jealous out of, like, I don't know, he
• 1:02:27
  f***ed 30 girls a month for 10 years. So it's
• 1:02:32
  usually not a problem. There you go. Man, I would
• 1:02:37
  now want to date a porn star. If you want to
• 1:02:41
  get your wife to stop having sex with you and
• 1:02:43
  you're frustrated at this very moment that she's
• 1:02:45
  not having enough sex with you. Yeah, that's
• 1:02:47
  the end of a relationship. That's when you become
• 1:02:50
  roommates. I'm going to tell you how you can
• 1:02:53
  make it worse. Is it the link in the bio? Okay,
• 1:02:55
  so if you say to your wife every five minutes
• 1:02:57
  or every day, we're not having enough sex. I
• 1:02:59
  don't feel like I'm getting enough sex. I am
• 1:03:01
  devastated. I am. Rejected. I am so hurt by the
• 1:03:05
  lack of sex. Hurt? If you constantly talk about
• 1:03:09
  the fact that you're not having enough sex, what's
• 1:03:10
  going to happen is she's going to feel so pressured
• 1:03:12
  by you. Yeah, and she gets dry as a cobweb. She's
• 1:03:17
  going to feel like that's all that you want from
• 1:03:19
  her. All right, so we're going to go. That's
• 1:03:24
  all we want. I'm kidding. Bonnie Blue is supposedly
• 1:03:27
  giving birth to a kid, but I'll believe it when
• 1:03:30
  I see it. And then there's this right here. Why
• 1:03:36
  do so many couples stop having sex after a few
• 1:03:39
  years together? Why does the algorithm got to
• 1:03:41
  beep out the word sex? It's a part of life. Couples
• 1:03:48
  stop having as much because of stress. Because
• 1:03:51
  whatever. When guys are talking about sex, it's
• 1:03:54
  not as cute as when the girls do it. Let's do
• 1:03:59
  a bet. This is the girl that often says, check
• 1:04:03
  out the link in my bio. Let's see if she promotes
• 1:04:06
  the link in her bio. Here's some facts about
• 1:04:09
  women and their phones. Guys, I need you to listen
• 1:04:11
  to my words on this. This is going to be the
• 1:04:14
  dirty little details that you would never imagine.
• 1:04:17
  And so the things that you were once comfortable
• 1:04:19
  about or wondering, hey, did this happen in our
• 1:04:22
  relationship when she was cheating? Whatever
• 1:04:25
  it may be. Well, here's the scoop. Oh, my God.
• 1:04:27
  Women are going to kill me for this. Thank God
• 1:04:30
  she didn't say a link in the fucking bio. Grimy
• 1:04:32
  women will pull over in their car, delete text
• 1:04:35
  messages and videos and whatever else that they're
• 1:04:37
  doing. Yeah, there's skanks. With the guy that
• 1:04:41
  they're speaking to behind your back and then
• 1:04:43
  block them so that when they get home, they can
• 1:04:45
  leave their phone out being comfortable that
• 1:04:48
  you're not going to find anything. Yeah, you
• 1:04:51
  know, this woman's talking about herself. She
• 1:04:53
  was just getting plowed. 856 49. Happy to take
• 1:05:00
  five, six, five, four, six, seven. Ah, here's
• 1:05:06
  Rampage Jackson on why MMA is more deadly than
• 1:05:08
  boxing. Who's the most, the top UFC fighters
• 1:05:11
  in the world are better strikers? I'm going to
• 1:05:15
  tell you something. You know why MMA got such
• 1:05:17
  a huge following so fast? Because most people
• 1:05:21
  have been in the fight. It's basically a street
• 1:05:22
  fight. It's basically a street fight. Most people
• 1:05:24
  have been in the street fight. Boxing, boxing,
• 1:05:27
  I'm going to tell you, I'm going to give you
• 1:05:28
  all your flowers. Boxing is a harder crap to
• 1:05:31
  learn. I know. Wow. That is not what was said,
• 1:05:39
  but I fell for the clickbait. So that's on me.
• 1:05:44
  What's going on here? So guys, you know, when
• 1:05:47
  they approach you, just in your head, because
• 1:05:50
  this will happen to a lot of you, whether it's
• 1:05:52
  in the gym or you see the camera set up or whatever,
• 1:05:54
  just know that it's coming from, just know where
• 1:05:57
  it's coming from so that when you respond, just
• 1:06:00
  know that... It's talking about approaching a
• 1:06:02
  woman. This is a video to make you look like
• 1:06:04
  an a -hole. All right, there you go. Interesting.
• 1:06:08
  I think Jebediah Biles is an a -hole. Here's
• 1:06:15
  the latest from Navea. If he don't have us going
• 1:06:19
  to the new house, you gotta let bygones be bygones.
• 1:06:22
  I can't pressure that. I can't. What am I gonna
• 1:06:26
  do? While you're doing these videos, he's inside
• 1:06:28
  another woman! Or maybe guy's butt. Cry about
• 1:06:31
  it. You really don't want a family. I'm glad
• 1:06:35
  you had kids with him. Here is I, DJ Academics
• 1:06:45
  and Lil Durk. If you love Durk for real, for
• 1:06:47
  real, and you gonna wear one of these, pray to
• 1:06:49
  God, nigga, hopefully you get past this shit.
• 1:06:52
  If you support Durk, if you make it out of the
• 1:06:55
  situation, nigga, that shit is a dub. All them
• 1:06:57
  songs we done like, them shit is a dub. You can't
• 1:07:00
  do that again. It's over. So I say to some Dirk
• 1:07:02
  fans, like, of course we want him to beat the
• 1:07:04
  case. But I do hope y 'all. Yeah, but the problem
• 1:07:07
  with Lil Dick is his music's not been good for
• 1:07:12
  like 10 years. Realize if Dirk get out, what
• 1:07:15
  we talking about, the shit that y 'all bumping
• 1:07:18
  outside the court, federal nightmares, he'll
• 1:07:20
  never make music like that again. Yeah, he's
• 1:07:23
  been making classical. It's over. It's over.
• 1:07:30
  Sometimes people compare me to DJ academics for
• 1:07:34
  being a loud mouth, and I'm cool with it, but
• 1:07:37
  I also don't groom people. Google that. 856,
• 1:07:42
  a 49 hoppy. What do we got here? To be honest,
• 1:07:48
  having to ask for it isn't really my thing. You're
• 1:07:50
  either all in or you're not. I'm at a nine, bro.
• 1:07:56
  Here's Monica Lewinsky talking about her hard
• 1:07:58
  life. Well, it was gaslighting, you know? So
• 1:08:02
  I, um, I'm so sick of her being a victim. You
• 1:08:07
  knew what you were doing when you put his penis
• 1:08:09
  in your mouth. Shut up. You're annoying. Here
• 1:08:15
  is a DJ academics on Takashi. Or it's DJ or it's
• 1:08:24
  Takashi on the speakerphone. Yo, you had sex
• 1:08:33
  with a 14 -year -old. You're a loser. Shut up.
• 1:08:38
  You're stupid. That's sad. No wonder he got shunned.
• 1:08:51
  And this is the clip where people are claiming
• 1:08:53
  Michelle Obama says she hates her kids. You know,
• 1:08:55
  the energy and excitement of the kids being around
• 1:08:58
  is so incredible. Wow, what a dirty riding. I
• 1:09:03
  love them. I'm going to see them tonight for
• 1:09:08
  dinner. I love them. But, you know, Barack cried
• 1:09:12
  when they went to college. I was like, bye little.
• 1:09:16
  What an annoying bro. Can you imagine if Obama
• 1:09:18
  said that? Yeah, I don't think Michelle Obama
• 1:09:22
  likes her kid. We all know that they didn't talk
• 1:09:27
  while he's president. There's something sketchy
• 1:09:32
  about that marriage. Yeah, I feel like after
• 1:09:43
  the first death, Probably should have been shut
• 1:09:45
  down. But I know a lot. A new CNN investigation
• 1:09:50
  reviewed records tied to the X2 coaster at Six
• 1:09:53
  Flags Magic Mountain and found more than a dozen
• 1:09:57
  riders suffered serious injuries or hospitalization.
• 1:10:00
  All right, there you go. So there's that. And
• 1:10:03
  then there's a little more from academics on
• 1:10:07
  why Lil Durk's bigger than Chief Keef. 2021 going
• 1:10:10
  to 2023. Smirk. Chief Keef has never been that
• 1:10:13
  lit. Listen, I know you love Keith. I love Keith.
• 1:10:16
  I'll just. Because 2013, 2014, Keith is goaded.
• 1:10:20
  Yeah. You're right. But let's be honest. The
• 1:10:24
  heights that Dirk took it to. Dirk was like,
• 1:10:27
  nigga, Dirk. Dirk was mainstream up there. Yo,
• 1:10:30
  Dirk did an album with Baby and dragged that
• 1:10:32
  nigga the entire album, nigga. All right, dang.
• 1:10:38
  The most misleading signs of attraction. The
• 1:10:41
  strongest signs of attraction, the ones that
• 1:10:43
  feel most like chemistry, are usually the ones
• 1:10:45
  lying to you. They feel like proof that something's
• 1:10:47
  happening, and they're the exact signals that
• 1:10:49
  you're most likely to misread. You already know
• 1:10:51
  how this goes, because you - Whatever. Here's
• 1:10:54
  Blueface yelling at his mom like a Celsius pound.
• 1:10:57
  For your mother, bro. Nigga, fuck that bitch.
• 1:11:00
  Nigga, it's still Chris. What the fuck is he
• 1:11:03
  talking about, nigga? Man, I didn't resist. She
• 1:11:08
  said, the last time you said fuck me, one of
• 1:11:11
  my ninjas laid you the fuck out. So I guess she
• 1:11:14
  got her son beat up. That's a delightful mother.
• 1:11:18
  Here's Kiki Palmer and Raven Simone discussing
• 1:11:21
  which band had more of a cultural impact, Destiny's
• 1:11:24
  Child or the Cheetah Girls. Brought a question
• 1:11:26
  up the other day to me and I was like, that's
• 1:11:28
  wild that this is in the ether. Who made more
• 1:11:31
  of a cultural impact, Destiny's Child or Cheetah
• 1:11:34
  Girls? Don't say it just because I'm here. It
• 1:11:39
  depends on the generation. There you go. Destiny's
• 1:11:44
  Child all day and launched Kelly Rowland and
• 1:11:50
  obviously Beyonce and Michelle Williams. What
• 1:11:54
  are the cheetah girls? Someone that's 36 that
• 1:11:59
  watched the Disney Channel might know who they
• 1:12:01
  are. I don't know any of their sons. Here's Kendra
• 1:12:06
  West. So in all honesty, it depends on the type
• 1:12:09
  of set. If you're on a feature. This is her saying
• 1:12:13
  she likes shorter films. It's long and grueling.
• 1:12:16
  So it's a lot of hurry up and wait. So features
• 1:12:19
  are a little bit more, you know, there's more
• 1:12:22
  of a story to tell. So those sets tend to be
• 1:12:25
  longer. And then there's Gonzo, which is my favorite.
• 1:12:28
  I love it. You just kind of get in. It's like,
• 1:12:31
  okay. Oh, yeah. Pardon me. Squirt on my face
• 1:12:34
  and let's get lunch. A guy's ordering a pizza
• 1:12:37
  on the hot mom. I come in and take the pizza
• 1:12:40
  and take a couple other things. Oh, yeah. Here
• 1:12:44
  is Blueface bringing his side chicks around the
• 1:12:48
  via. Hi, y 'all. Hey. You're all skanks. You
• 1:12:57
  guys matching? That's cute. What is that alarm
• 1:13:03
  in the background? A fire alarm? I've heard a
• 1:13:09
  joke that my black friends have said that like
• 1:13:11
  black people don't check their fire alarm. Is
• 1:13:13
  that true? I mean, what the fuck is that in the
• 1:13:14
  background? All right. Yeah, that's sad. Here's
• 1:13:22
  Dean McGrady taking an L from someone that babysat
• 1:13:24
  him at the club. She's this hot ass woman. I
• 1:13:32
  can't play it because I'm music, but she said
• 1:13:34
  she doesn't want to date him. Guys, I don't think
• 1:13:37
  men are getting enough credit for all their contributions
• 1:13:39
  and things that they have provided. But the problem
• 1:13:45
  is you got all these women watching these murder
• 1:13:48
  documentaries and they think it's all men. imagine
• 1:13:53
  if i watched the documentary on like cloud chasing
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  women and i said oh it's all living oh wait i
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  do eight five six forty nine happy it's eight
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  five six four nine four six seven seven three
• 1:14:06
  what do we got here it's like that young berg
• 1:14:09
  song where do we go from here blue face said
• 1:14:13
  the only reason he tracks in the via and not
• 1:14:15
  his side pieces because she's his bitch oh so
• 1:14:17
  cute and you so mean to me And I'll be like,
• 1:14:23
  bitch, I don't care about them bitches. So I'm
• 1:14:27
  not correcting them. I'm not checking them. I'm
• 1:14:31
  only checking my bitch. I'm not checking every
• 1:14:33
  bitch. What a real Casanova. Here's one of the
• 1:14:41
  victims of that Dajon Love fake NFL player. For
• 1:14:44
  all the scammers and the boosters, and I think
• 1:14:46
  we might have found one, because there's a man
• 1:14:47
  who's been accused of posing as a San Francisco...
• 1:14:50
  All right, so it's just a reporter. Ah, here's
• 1:14:52
  Adam, so I've spanked it too. Ah, he's talking
• 1:14:56
  about porn. So... If you could direct your ultimate
• 1:15:01
  scene, like the one scene you are done shooting,
• 1:15:04
  you're off into the world. This is your goodbye
• 1:15:06
  to porn. The one scene that I've been trying
• 1:15:08
  to get done that no one, I tried to do it for
• 1:15:11
  my showcase. I wanted to do a scene where like
• 1:15:15
  I get thrown into a trunk of the car and they
• 1:15:19
  put me in a room and I have like a hood on me.
• 1:15:22
  People just start fucking... What did your dad,
• 1:15:24
  the priest, or your uncle do to you growing up?
• 1:15:27
  I have no idea who it is. That's very disturbing.
• 1:15:33
  Here's Angela White talking about DPs. You know
• 1:15:36
  what I mean? Remember watching an interview with
• 1:15:39
  Nina Hartley, and she was asked what advice she
• 1:15:42
  would... God, she's good at that stuff. ...give
• 1:15:44
  to somebody who was just entering the industry.
• 1:15:46
  Oh, yeah, entering. And she said... Never do
• 1:15:51
  anything on camera that you haven't already tried
• 1:15:54
  and enjoyed in your personal life. That's some
• 1:15:57
  good advice. Which I think is sound advice. With
• 1:16:03
  the double penetration, I will say this is one
• 1:16:08
  time I'm happy that I didn't take sound advice.
• 1:16:11
  I have never, ever, ever done double penetration
• 1:16:15
  in my personal life. excited that i get to share
• 1:16:21
  it with you all right that's off -putting Here
• 1:16:27
  she is talking about the difference between OnlyFans
• 1:16:29
  and porn. I think you need to be part of the
• 1:16:31
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• 1:16:35
  No, and that's not to dismiss OnlyFans creators.
• 1:16:38
  Some OnlyFans creators make more than porn performers,
• 1:16:41
  so I'm not saying, I'm not putting them down
• 1:16:43
  in any way whatsoever. But they're not a porn
• 1:16:46
  star. I think to be a porn star, there's a level
• 1:16:49
  of technical ability and proficiency that you
• 1:16:52
  can only learn on set. I think... There you go.
• 1:16:55
  So is that. 8 -5 -6, 49 Hoppy. Elon Musk says
• 1:17:00
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• 1:17:02
  did. Dakota Fanning said her favorite rapper
• 1:17:06
  is Lil Wayne. Joe Budden proposed to his girlfriend.
• 1:17:12
  Blueface couldn't stop complimenting Nivea when
• 1:17:14
  she was looking hot for once. About to leave
• 1:17:27
  you here. I'm going to leave the baby and have
• 1:17:33
  sex. How delightful. We need more women in meteorology.
• 1:17:39
  I just feel like. I feel like we have more women
• 1:17:42
  than men. We would report the inches with way
• 1:17:48
  more accuracy. All right. I'm sure you've never
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  lied. I've had a lot of porn experiences, but
• 1:17:59
  the only one that really, really scared me was
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• 1:18:04
  is? That thing was just massive, terrifying.
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  I'm sorry, Mandingo. It's too big. So it was
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  too scary. Well, I did this scene, but I'll never
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  do that again. And even afterwards, I felt so
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  uncomfortable with how much I had to stretch
• 1:18:19
  out that I went through a bunch of treatments
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  for laser time. Oh, yeah. A lot of kegels. Tightening,
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  like down there. You can laser tighten your vagina?
• 1:18:29
  You can laser tighten it. And even though I didn't
• 1:18:31
  need to, it literally just scared me. All right,
• 1:18:34
  well, it's another day at work. Here's John Morgan
• 1:18:37
  talking about people quitting. Getting people
• 1:18:40
  to come back to the office was just like... I
• 1:18:43
  mean, nobody wanted to come back to the office.
• 1:18:45
  I know people that have worked at him. Supposedly,
• 1:18:48
  he's very outputting. He's very weird and weird,
• 1:18:51
  I mean, allegedly. And he sends pictures of himself
• 1:18:55
  on vacation. Mm -hmm. So I said, you know what?
• 1:19:00
  So these people didn't want to come back to the
• 1:19:02
  office. Here's what we're going to do. God, he's
• 1:19:05
  starting to get that Joe Biden talking old thing.
• 1:19:08
  You can work from home. But guess what? We're
• 1:19:13
  going to put a camera on your computer. We're
• 1:19:17
  going to put a camera up your ass. All right.
• 1:19:22
  Yeah, don't bother. Here's Kay Adams giving dating
• 1:19:28
  advice about how to move past the talking stage.
• 1:19:30
  I know it's daunting to put yourself in a position
• 1:19:33
  to get rejected, but it's just what you're going
• 1:19:36
  to have to do. Oh my God, I would plow her. There's
• 1:19:42
  no way to like bubble wrap it for you and have
• 1:19:45
  some like magic. Oh no, you're not going to get
• 1:19:47
  rejected. I got a chance with you. We ain't wrapping
• 1:19:50
  up anything. I got a vasectomy. I'm good to go.
• 1:19:54
  It might happen. She might say she doesn't want
• 1:19:56
  to go to dinner with you, but ask her to dinner.
• 1:19:57
  Say you would really like to see her and spend
• 1:20:00
  time with her. Here's Violet Myers talking about
• 1:20:05
  a fan approaching her. When I go to these conventions,
• 1:20:08
  they come up to me with, They're boners? I get
• 1:20:10
  it. They'll show you? No, I'll feel it. Check
• 1:20:14
  it out. I'll feel it when I hug them. Really?
• 1:20:16
  They already have a preloaded boner from standing
• 1:20:18
  in line for two hours at the porn convention.
• 1:20:20
  That's amazing. 8 -5 -6. 49 Hoppy. Here is London
• 1:20:27
  the Plug talking about her husband. Do you feel
• 1:20:31
  bad about the way Adam is currently getting dragged
• 1:20:34
  online? I mean, the comments people are making
• 1:20:36
  are calling him simp of the year, bros holding
• 1:20:39
  back the year. He's a bitch! Okay, I feel bad
• 1:20:41
  for him because it's like I'm having a lot of
• 1:20:43
  positive reaction while he's having a lot of
• 1:20:45
  negative reaction. I'm getting hated too, but
• 1:20:47
  I do feel like there's a big dump on him. I know
• 1:20:49
  he can handle it. He's a big boy. Oh, yeah! Mm
• 1:20:53
  -hmm. But, you know, it just adds up a little
• 1:20:56
  bit. All right, there's them. Here is Sherry
• 1:21:00
  DeVille saying she has a habit of saving her
• 1:21:02
  own urine. Where I was supposed to like save
• 1:21:04
  my urine, you know, for as long as I could until
• 1:21:07
  I had like a certain quantity. Yeah. And then
• 1:21:09
  put it in my ass. Oh, like stupid. All right.
• 1:21:15
  Me didn't think about like, this is now sort
• 1:21:19
  of like old. Yeah. Yeah. You stupid. What's going
• 1:21:26
  on outside my apartment? That was weird. Um...
• 1:21:30
  here's Andrew Dice Clay on CNN 20 years ago let's
• 1:21:33
  talk a little bit about where your career has
• 1:21:35
  been because you of course you were a headline
• 1:21:40
  guy I'm still a headline guy you know what I
• 1:21:42
  mean for a while you popped out now you're coming
• 1:21:44
  back for a while for a while you were actually
• 1:21:47
  you know what I mean you were running a gym tell
• 1:21:49
  us about that running a gym weren't you running
• 1:21:51
  a gym at some point you're supposed to be a news
• 1:21:52
  guy what are you getting your fucking information
• 1:21:54
  that's our research you weren't this is ridiculous
• 1:21:57
  I come on CNN and the guy don't even know what
• 1:22:00
  he's talking about. Go ahead. You're at no point
• 1:22:02
  where you're running a gym? No, no. Running a
• 1:22:05
  gym? What, you need a workout or something? Jesus
• 1:22:08
  fucking Christ. Oh, Andrew Dice, come on the
• 1:22:14
  news for two seconds. There you go. Delightful
• 1:22:17
  guy. Here's Sherry DeVille talking about a martini
• 1:22:21
  glass. It's cold. It's not the best. Yeah, what
• 1:22:24
  is that? Why do you think? Once the temperature
• 1:22:25
  goes down, it's no bueno. Like, I collected a
• 1:22:28
  bunch of men's A cup. And I thought it was going
• 1:22:31
  to be like really great because I like men. And
• 1:22:32
  I was like, I'm going to drink all of this. Oh,
• 1:22:34
  wow. You are just damaged. 90 % of the time people
• 1:22:40
  say something to you and say, I love this Southern
• 1:22:43
  accent. Just kidding. No, they actually mean
• 1:22:47
  it. Yeah. I've dealt with that in radio. Here's
• 1:22:53
  Navea talking about blue face. Somebody, you
• 1:22:56
  can't just walk away. Like, it's not that easy.
• 1:23:00
  Like, how am I going to be able to explain to
• 1:23:03
  Superior or... That's you! That's a you problem!
• 1:23:08
  Having kids with a deadbeat. There you go. Here's
• 1:23:13
  Dolly Parton talking about her marriage. We were
• 1:23:17
  different people. He was not involved in the
• 1:23:19
  music business at all. He loved music. But he
• 1:23:21
  was a loner, like I had said before. He did not
• 1:23:25
  want a bunch of people around him, except me.
• 1:23:28
  Of course, he had friends, but he was also the
• 1:23:32
  same way. He'd rather be at the barn, be on the
• 1:23:34
  farm all day, and if he was going to go sell
• 1:23:37
  a loader or buy a loader or have somebody come
• 1:23:41
  work on one of his trucks or tractors, he'd have
• 1:23:45
  to let people in, but he'd just as soon be there.
• 1:23:47
  But I really think... that there's just certain
• 1:23:51
  personalities that are great for each other.
• 1:23:54
  There you go. Mm -hmm. And then here's a Pensacola
• 1:23:59
  man going off on fly cameras and AI. I'm meaner
• 1:24:05
  than them, so please don't violate my rights.
• 1:24:08
  Normally, I wouldn't come to a city council meeting.
• 1:24:11
  I'm one of the county's pains in the ass. Historically,
• 1:24:14
  I stay out of the city and the city stays out
• 1:24:16
  of my business. It was a pretty decent arrangement.
• 1:24:19
  But then y 'all sent me one of these tickets
• 1:24:21
  from one of your AI red light cameras you have
• 1:24:23
  deemed as necessary infrastructure in your city.
• 1:24:26
  Thing about this is, is I was in Seminole, Alabama
• 1:24:28
  at the time I allegedly ran this red light downtown.
• 1:24:31
  How can I be in two places at once, you ask?
• 1:24:33
  Don't worry. I asked myself that, too. Outside
• 1:24:36
  of Scotty beating me up 30 miles in an instant,
• 1:24:39
  the only logical conclusion is I wasn't there.
• 1:24:41
  These things have been deemed unconstitutional
• 1:24:43
  for this reason, because the enforcement action
• 1:24:46
  of 316. All right, I've had enough. Sounds like
• 1:24:50
  every 102 .5 The Bone listener. Yeah. Hoppy Hour.
• 1:24:59
  It's time for Hoppy in the morning. RyanHoppyRadio
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  .com. Hoppy Hour will be right back. You probably
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  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
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• 1:25:19
  And you can see that with Barack and Michelle
• 1:25:22
  as well. They do a lot of touching, kissing,
• 1:25:25
  even fisting. The semen was so big. It's not
• 1:25:32
  lacking any meat. And that's what real women
• 1:25:35
  need. It looks like you went and got a job on
• 1:25:42
  the iPad screen, whatever the case might be in
• 1:25:45
  your hand and a sock, you know, whatever. Like,
• 1:25:47
  thank you. But also, I would love to be getting
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  railed. But as a reminder, if you don't feel
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  like listening to this next song, you can skip
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  in his selection. So stick around, folks. Oh,
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  worry, Fresno. Hoppy Hour will be right back.
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  I ain't got a lot of ice, you dick, but I'm good,
• 1:26:26
  hard, and sharp. Hey, I'm P -5, bitch. I'm the
• 1:26:30
  shit. I'm the shit. I'm the shit. I'm the shit.
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  I'm the shit. Rap shit I done mastered, you ain't
• 1:26:39
  gotta ask a nigga Will I blast you, nigga? I
• 1:26:43
  will blast you, though I am the smoothest dude
• 1:26:46
  you ever knew I'm rude, but I'm the truth, and
• 1:26:49
  who the hell are you? Pursue and follow suit,
• 1:26:53
  who done gassed you, nigga? I will creep up on
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  you, cock back, click and blast you, nigga 0
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  for 5 for Greg, who's bumping my shit laughing,
• 1:27:01
  nigga? It ain't no competition out here, I just
• 1:27:04
  laughing, nigga Cause I'm amazing Plenty cats
• 1:27:07
  try to battle me, but I'm dangerous You can check
• 1:27:11
  my girl that you see, I don't play that shit
• 1:27:13
  With that 40 cal clip I got, ain't my real weakness
• 1:27:17
  I'm a grazer, niggas, um Obviously niggas gettin'
• 1:27:21
  me fucked up I ain't no rapper, I'm a street
• 1:27:24
  nigga happen to lock up So if I'm with you cocksuckers,
• 1:27:28
  then get in my drift Nigga, take another whiff,
• 1:27:31
  nigga Sniff, nigga Shit in the air I ain't got
• 1:27:48
  a lot of ice, you dick But I'm good, hard, and
• 1:27:52
  sharp Hey, I'm P -5, bitch I'm the shit I'm the
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  shit, I'm the shit I'm the shit, I'm the shit
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  I'm the shit, I'm the shit I'm the S -H -I -T
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  You might as well you French kissin' that bitch,
• 1:28:11
  bitch And she just slop, slurp, and swallow this
• 1:28:14
  penis I know you wanna come to tear a titch,
• 1:28:18
  titch But you're cruel on a whole lot of bullshit
• 1:28:22
  Don't give a fuck who you affiliated with I'll
• 1:28:26
  pour your resume, buy your Johnny's school and
• 1:28:29
  shit And um, if you think that this your shit
• 1:28:32
  Then I'm sp -sp -sp -spittin' this And made up
• 1:28:35
  on the p -p -pad it was written And listen, you
• 1:28:38
  bitches better pay close attention This ain't
• 1:28:41
  no image, may I mention? Bitch, I live in the
• 1:28:43
  trenches And, um, obviously niggas gettin' me
• 1:28:46
  fucked up I ain't no rapper, I'm a street nigga
• 1:28:49
  happenin' to lock up So if I'm with you cocksuckers
• 1:28:53
  and gettin' my drift, nigga Take another whiff,
• 1:28:56
  nigga Sniff, sniff, you snuff Shit in the air
• 1:29:00
  that sold me You got the icing on your cake,
• 1:29:03
  homie I'm the shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit,
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  I'm the shit, I'm the shit I ain't got a lot
• 1:29:13
  of ice, you dick But I'm good, hard, and sharp,
• 1:29:17
  hey, I'm feet hot, bitch I'm the shit, I'm the
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  shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit,
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  fatal, you dig? I'm the shit, I'm the shit, I'm
• 1:29:34
  the shit, I'm the shit, I'm the shit I don't
• 1:29:54
  think so. But it is what it is, man. You don't
• 1:30:07
  smell that shit? Mike, take a shower. I'm the
• 1:30:11
  shit. I'm the shit. You're all right from sleeping
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  to your show. I'm the shit. I'm the shit. All
• 1:30:16
  right, that's getting annoying. All righty, let's
• 1:30:21
  see if all we have are right here with this button
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  that we're going to press right here. Hey, what's
• 1:30:25
  up? It's DJ Love Cheese from the world -famous
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  Man Cow Show, and you're listening to my good
• 1:30:30
  pal and radio legend, Ryan Hoppy on the Hoppy
• 1:30:34
  Hour. Wow, thank you. I love when people add
• 1:30:36
  the radio legend part. It boosts my ego. The
• 1:30:39
  show you secretly listen to, and that includes
• 1:30:41
  you, Mike Colta, stalking my pages. Whatever.
• 1:30:45
  Anyway, back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Welcome
• 1:30:50
  to... Door is closing. The other stations are
• 1:31:48
  tuned in too. Hoppy in the booth, mic hot, smoke
• 1:32:20
  talk, whine Hoppy radio, let the whole block
• 1:32:22
  walk Turn the page slow, let the night get loose
• 1:32:25
  Hoppy's homies in the back, got the room on cruise
• 1:32:27
  Deppin' through the static, got the beat on fire
• 1:32:29
  Every clip in the timeline, climbin' up higher
• 1:32:32
  Roll it up, pass that grin Here's the deal. Here's
• 1:33:00
  what we're gonna do. You got your blood. Your
• 1:33:07
  bong, your ball, your joints. Your vape, your
• 1:33:11
  pen. There are other drugs I don't endorse. On
• 1:33:18
  camera, on mic. Let's get high. But first, we
• 1:33:24
  go. Hoppies, hoppies, homies, say it loud. Oh,
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  yeah. Be ready, yo. Hold that crap. Yeah. Getting
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  high with Hoppies. Getting high with Hoppies.
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  Clip it, clip it, clip it. Post it, run it, bang,
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  bang, bang, bang, bang. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Got
• 1:33:48
  my lighter right here. I smoked a pre -roll before.
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  But let's do it again. I'll leave the music in
• 1:34:03
  the background. So it's not just dead air when
• 1:34:07
  I'm smoking along with you. This music will help
• 1:34:10
  you chill. All right, let's go. Oh, yeah. Alexa,
• 1:34:30
  do you smoke marijuana? Alexa, do you smoke marijuana?
• 1:34:36
  I don't use drugs. Hey, Alexa, what do you think
• 1:34:41
  of marijuana? Hey, Alexa, what do you think of
• 1:34:48
  marijuana? I'm not quite sure how to help you
• 1:34:51
  with that. You're not being fun. Alexa, why aren't
• 1:34:55
  you being fun today and talking to me like usual?
• 1:34:59
  I'm not quite sure how to help. Yeah, sometimes
• 1:35:01
  it goes back to its non -AI. Alexa, you're boring.
• 1:35:06
  She's not even around. Maybe it's because of
• 1:35:08
  how I talk to her. All right, let's take another
• 1:35:10
  hit of this. What's psychotic? Not besides this
• 1:35:22
  segment. So my cat's perfectly sleeping on the
• 1:35:26
  bed. All right. That was good. All right. Time
• 1:35:34
  for flock camera news. Happy hour. Turn it up.
• 1:36:03
  You twist that line and follow somebody every
• 1:36:05
  lunchtime That camera's for a case, not a private
• 1:36:07
  chase Not a shortcut to invade somebody's space
• 1:36:09
  If the law says stop, then put it away No creepy
• 1:36:11
  little hunt at the end of the day Hands off the
• 1:36:14
  feed, close out the file Respect goes further
• 1:36:18
  than a license and a sign License plate scan.
• 1:36:53
  Who gave you the right to build a little scrapbook
• 1:36:55
  of somebody's life? Public safety doesn't mean
• 1:36:58
  private control. A badge ain't a key to somebody's
• 1:37:00
  soul. If your old relationship ended last spring,
• 1:37:02
  that doesn't make surveillance your wedding ring
• 1:37:04
  used to. 8 -5 -6. 8 -5 -6 -4 -9 -4 -6 -7 -7 -3.
• 1:37:40
  You're talking to me at Ryan Hoppe Radio. All
• 1:37:48
  right, enough of that. Let's get to this right
• 1:38:02
  now. A controversial surveillance tool could
• 1:38:09
  soon be banned in Lake County. Commissioners
• 1:38:12
  are set to consider a total ban on license plate
• 1:38:14
  readers after one commissioner added the item
• 1:38:16
  to next week's agenda. Yeah, you know, that's
• 1:38:19
  happening in Lake County near Orlando. And then
• 1:38:23
  there's this right here. Chicago. Now an update
• 1:38:30
  on flock cameras and their use and misuse, including
• 1:38:34
  some suburbs. Let's go to Jenna Barnes. You notice
• 1:38:36
  that every fucking city has at least one cop.
• 1:38:39
  Now she's been looking at that topic. Alexa,
• 1:38:42
  how many towns are there altogether in the United
• 1:38:47
  States? From Quora .com. There are approximately
• 1:38:52
  108 ,000 cities and towns. All right, Alexa,
• 1:38:55
  stop. So if there is one cop in every town doing
• 1:38:59
  it, there's 108 ,000 cops breaking the law. And
• 1:39:01
  the controversy in talking to some police chiefs.
• 1:39:04
  Jenna. I sure have been in the public safety
• 1:39:07
  and privacy. Today, I talked to a police chief
• 1:39:09
  who recognizes the controversy with these cameras,
• 1:39:12
  but he says they helped his department solve
• 1:39:14
  a crime. Oh, that's good. There was a time. I
• 1:39:20
  went on a date with this girl. Her name was Ace.
• 1:39:22
  It was around three years ago this time. It was
• 1:39:24
  right around when I was turning 30. Nice, thick,
• 1:39:27
  Latina woman. And we were only talking on Bumble.
• 1:39:31
  And we're at the Virgin Hotel. And I go, what
• 1:39:36
  do you do for a living? And she goes, I serve
• 1:39:37
  and protect. And I was like, what does that mean?
• 1:39:39
  I thought she was like a counselor. Or she said
• 1:39:41
  I serve or something. And then she's like, oh,
• 1:39:44
  I'm a cop or whatever. So it was weird. I'm like
• 1:39:45
  hitting my vape pen, whatever. So we have a good
• 1:39:48
  date. I never see her again. Now you got to remember,
• 1:39:50
  I was talking to her via Bumble. So I got my
• 1:39:54
  birthday in 2023. I get a text from a 773 number,
• 1:39:59
  which is Illinois. Hey baby, happy birthday.
• 1:40:01
  And I'm like, who is this? She was like, oh,
• 1:40:06
  it's Jessica. And I'm like, who's Jessica? She's
• 1:40:09
  like, we went on a date to Virgin Hotel. My name
• 1:40:12
  was Ace on Bumble. So she used technology to
• 1:40:15
  stalk me. I did not like that. A debate over
• 1:40:18
  flock cameras has officially reached City Hall.
• 1:40:21
  And this is in Jacksonville. Action News Jack
• 1:40:23
  State and local government reporter Jake Stofan
• 1:40:25
  attended a meeting today and reports that members
• 1:40:27
  of the public packed the room to share their
• 1:40:30
  thoughts on the controversial issue. Dozens of
• 1:40:33
  people showed up to weigh in on JSO's use of
• 1:40:35
  flock camera as city council members began early
• 1:40:38
  discussions on how to regulate the tech. Some
• 1:40:41
  were supportive of the cameras, like Latasha
• 1:40:43
  Hobbs, whose son was killed in 2017 before JSO
• 1:40:47
  began using flock. His killer has still not been
• 1:40:50
  found. I'll be damned if I let anyone rob me
• 1:40:52
  of his justice and justice for other families.
• 1:40:55
  But many more raised concerns about Fourth Amendment
• 1:40:58
  rights, over surveillance and potential misuse
• 1:41:00
  of the technology by. law enforcement. It will
• 1:41:03
  be hacked. It will be abused. And the data is
• 1:41:06
  just sitting there. And we have no say in it.
• 1:41:09
  Councilmember Jimmy Peluso suggested a 120 -day
• 1:41:12
  pause on the use of the cameras and the creation
• 1:41:14
  of a process for neighbors to have them removed
• 1:41:17
  from their communities. I want to make sure that
• 1:41:19
  people in this city recognize or see that their
• 1:41:22
  elected officials see the potential risks and
• 1:41:25
  concerns and violations of their Fourth Amendment
• 1:41:27
  rights, and we do. Council President Nick Howland
• 1:41:30
  noted other legislation is already in the works
• 1:41:33
  that aims to ensure officers are held accountable
• 1:41:35
  for misuse. We know the state is going to address
• 1:41:38
  the issue. coming up in the next session. So
• 1:41:40
  at the very least, we need to figure out how
• 1:41:42
  to protect privacy and prevent misuse. And local
• 1:41:44
  FOP president Randy Reeves hopes additional protections
• 1:41:47
  can be added to that bill, like prohibitions
• 1:41:50
  on the sale of license plate reader data and
• 1:41:52
  time limits on the storage of that data. Conversations
• 1:41:55
  like this need to happen so that we can find
• 1:41:57
  that ground to where public safety can continue
• 1:42:01
  to use this technology, keep our community safe,
• 1:42:04
  and get violent criminals off. Here's the problem.
• 1:42:07
  It's great and dandy, but they misuse it. That's
• 1:42:12
  the problem. Growing backlash. And this is in
• 1:42:16
  Jackson. Actually, it was the same Jacksonville
• 1:42:18
  headline. Sorry. And then there's this right
• 1:42:20
  here happening in Louisville. Now, police say
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  that it's a tool that can help keep people safe
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  and also catch criminals. But several people.
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  Ah, whatever. I'm so sorry. This is getting old.
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  Jesus Christ. They're lying to us. Of course,
• 1:42:38
  they're stalking us. It's a story I just told
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  you about. The cop says enough. Hey, miss, she
• 1:42:44
  has it. No! Copy hot topic. All right. What's
• 1:42:50
  going on? I'm glad it's not. Gladys Knight is
• 1:42:54
  announcing she's taking a step back from performing.
• 1:42:56
  Oh, no. The singer shared in an August 27th Instagram
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  post. After much soul searching, I've decided
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  that I will be easing into fewer performances
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  while focusing on transitioning into the next
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  stage of my career. Yeah, dying. 856 -489 -HOPPY.
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  That's 856 -494. What's going on here? J. Cole
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  is canceling his Sacramento concert after a crew
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  member died in a truck accident. This morning,
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  a new and urgent warning about artificial intelligence
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  from the very companies developing it. More than
• 1:43:47
  100 of them, including fierce rivals OpenAI,
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  Google, Microsoft, and Anthropic, signing an
• 1:43:52
  open letter warning that AI -powered cyber attacks
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  are about to get far more... Ah, gutty, gutty
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  gumdrops. For as many funny images as you can
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  make, we're screwed. I got five letters, GTA
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  VI. Okay. It's been 13 years, right? Finally
• 1:44:08
  over. Gamers excited for the release of Grand
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  Theft Auto 6. That's where the GTA, okay. Rockstar
• 1:44:14
  Games released the extended look Thursday afternoon.
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  This is one of the most highly anticipated games
• 1:44:19
  of the year. All right, so that's coming up.
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  Mm -hmm. What's going on here? Who wrote the
• 1:44:25
  book? Here's Big Meech talking about 50 Cent
• 1:44:27
  cutting him off over being friends with Rick
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  Ross. Oh, you can't like Drake, can you? Rick
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  Ross, 50 Cent. How do you feel about Drake? I
• 1:44:36
  love Drake music. Love it. Yeah, Big Meech totally
• 1:44:41
  didn't murder anybody. What's going on here with
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  this side chick? From diapers to I do, Jordan
• 1:44:45
  Woods and Jaden Smith's friendship has stood
• 1:44:48
  the test of time. Oh, yeah! We all know Jordan
• 1:44:51
  Woods is a recovering side chick! And now the
• 1:44:57
  newlywed is explaining his very visible role
• 1:44:59
  in her wedding celebrations. Two weeks after
• 1:45:02
  Jordan Wed NBA star Carl Anthony Towns, she highlighted
• 1:45:06
  comments wondering why Jaden posed with her bridesmaids,
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  attended her bridal shower, and even helped Carl
• 1:45:12
  put on his Christian... Ah, because they're friends?
• 1:45:14
  I don't know. Heaven forbid she do that. britney
• 1:45:18
  cartwright and jax taylor's divorce has taken
• 1:45:21
  a dark turn yeah this is a couple that should
• 1:45:24
  have reproduced the valley star has been partially
• 1:45:28
  granted a temporary restraining order against
• 1:45:31
  her estranged husband after i feel like they're
• 1:45:34
  both terrible so we'll leave it at that um what's
• 1:45:37
  going on here actually we'll wait a second for
• 1:45:39
  that what's going on here katie perry doesn't
• 1:45:42
  want her daughter daisy dove to grow up too quickly
• 1:45:45
  the fireworks oh it's gonna happen honey oh yeah
• 1:45:48
  you know there's fireworks with um good old uh
• 1:45:54
  canadian guy justin trudeau singer speaking to
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  entertainment tonight august 26th at the premiere
• 1:46:00
  of her new concert film katie perry the lifetime
• 1:46:03
  all right so she's taking care of her daughter
• 1:46:05
  that's that's the bare minimum mm -hmm Recently,
• 1:46:13
  Rick Ross fired back at 50 Cent by bringing up
• 1:46:16
  50's ex -girlfriend Daphne Joy. For those who
• 1:46:18
  don't know, Daphne Joy shares a son, Sire, with
• 1:46:21
  50 Cent. She's a prostitute! And she's been caught
• 1:46:24
  in the crossfire of their feud before. Alright,
• 1:46:27
  so there you go. I mean, Rick Ross is like his
• 1:46:30
  his album did OK. I hate it when people said
• 1:46:33
  it only had 40 ,000 had 45 ,000 sales, but like
• 1:46:36
  millions of listens on Spotify. So that was kind
• 1:46:39
  of a lie. I spice has the Internet in a frenzy
• 1:46:43
  after growing a baby bump in her new music video.
• 1:46:46
  Is the rapper really expecting? In the visual
• 1:46:48
  for her track Out My Face featuring Lil Yachty,
• 1:46:51
  which dropped on YouTube August 28th, I -Spice
• 1:46:54
  lives in luxury but isn't suffering fools gladly.
• 1:46:56
  And while protecting her tea from those who don't
• 1:46:58
  deserve it, the 26 -year -old raps about getting
• 1:47:01
  pregnant. Ah, so she's not pregnant. She just
• 1:47:03
  has a lot of sex. And you're always like, maybe
• 1:47:05
  she did get pregnant. Mm -hmm. Phineas and Claudia
• 1:47:09
  Salewski are officially happier than ever. That's
• 1:47:13
  Billie Eilish's brother. The Grammy -winning
• 1:47:15
  producer and Cycler skincare founder tied the
• 1:47:18
  knot in a star -studded ceremony in Montecito,
• 1:47:21
  California. Alright, so they got married. Ah,
• 1:47:23
  delightful! Happy Hot Topic! Why Kylie Jenner
• 1:47:32
  stands by her self -made billionaire label. What,
• 1:47:35
  is she going to admit it's not true? Mm -hmm.
• 1:47:37
  Of course she's going to stand by it. Seven years
• 1:47:40
  after Forbes sparked controversy for dubbing
• 1:47:42
  her just that due to the success of Kylie Cosmetics,
• 1:47:45
  the Kardashian star is clapping back at anyone.
• 1:47:48
  Oh, yeah, they always clap back. Someone who
• 1:47:52
  feels she doesn't deserve the recognition. All
• 1:47:55
  right, so there's 856. 49 Hoppy, what's going
• 1:48:00
  on here? Rappers 50 Cent and Rick Ross are back
• 1:48:08
  in the headlines. 50 Cent continues to clown
• 1:48:10
  Rick Ross, and this time it's about Ross' final
• 1:48:12
  two tour dates being abruptly cancelled. Just
• 1:48:14
  a few hours ago... I like Rick Ross, but he like
• 1:48:17
  brings it on himself. Trying to be something
• 1:48:20
  he's not. 50 Cent took to his social media page
• 1:48:23
  and shared a post poking fun at Ross. Alright,
• 1:48:26
  so there you go. ah what's going on here with
• 1:48:30
  the game now let's shift focus to kendrick lamar
• 1:48:37
  and the game recently the game denied trying
• 1:48:39
  to bait kendrick lamar into a battle opening
• 1:48:42
  up about his relationship with kendrick his friendship
• 1:48:44
  with drake and all the messy dynamics In between.
• 1:48:48
  After dropping his new album, The Documentary
• 1:48:51
  3, and featuring Drake on No Breaks, fans speculated
• 1:48:54
  about a possible rap battle, especially after
• 1:48:58
  the game dropped several lyrical references.
• 1:49:00
  This only fueled years of rumors about the two
• 1:49:03
  Compton MCs. Alright, so they're just rivals.
• 1:49:06
  Whatever! Rich people problem. Let me tell you
• 1:49:12
  something, brother. It seems like things are
• 1:49:14
  moving upwards for the Hogans. That's kind of
• 1:49:17
  corny. Nick Hogan, the son of late wrestling
• 1:49:19
  legend Hulk Hogan, giving an update on the family
• 1:49:22
  feud that led to his sister, Brooke, becoming
• 1:49:25
  estranged from their father and their mother,
• 1:49:27
  Linda. A little over a year since Hulk's passing,
• 1:49:30
  Nick tells TV Insider, I'm so proud of Brooke.
• 1:49:33
  I'm so excited for everything she has got going.
• 1:49:35
  Ah, so the family's doing okay. That's good.
• 1:49:40
  And that's what I should have said that night.
• 1:49:41
  There wasn't an asterisk after neighbor. There
• 1:49:44
  wasn't a political party exemption. It did not
• 1:49:47
  require us to know what country you were born
• 1:49:49
  in. There wasn't a sentence afterward. I love
• 1:49:52
  how Mag is turning on Jelly Roller because of
• 1:49:54
  the joke. It said, unless you're afraid of. I
• 1:49:57
  don't need to replay the Jimmy Kimmel show. What's
• 1:50:04
  going on here? Martin Short is opening up about
• 1:50:07
  navigating a lifetime of loss and why, despite
• 1:50:10
  it all, he's never sought therapy to process
• 1:50:12
  his grief. Ah, because he's a boomer? Something
• 1:50:14
  he says he still doesn't feel he needs at age
• 1:50:17
  76. Whatever. Well, I mean, he'll be dead in
• 1:50:20
  at least 24 years, so whatever. Mm -hmm. Harry
• 1:50:26
  Styles proves his sense of humor never goes out
• 1:50:29
  of style. Two months after his ex Taylor Swift
• 1:50:32
  tied the knot with Travis Kelsey at Madison Square
• 1:50:35
  Garden, the As It Was singer couldn't resist
• 1:50:38
  giving the venue's new side hustle a shout out
• 1:50:40
  while performing at MSG. Dolly's sister, Stella,
• 1:50:50
  is sharing one of her last conversations with
• 1:50:52
  her big sis after she was diagnosed with cancer.
• 1:50:55
  She told me that if there was no hope for her,
• 1:50:58
  she would still allow her medical team to try
• 1:51:00
  experimental drugs in the hope of helping others
• 1:51:03
  in the future. All right, so that is that. I
• 1:51:07
  still can't believe she's dead. For her, it feels
• 1:51:09
  like 80s young. What's going on here? country
• 1:51:13
  queen dolly parton is now resting in the comfort
• 1:51:16
  she always envisioned after shining so bright
• 1:51:18
  for the world to see the grammy winner who died
• 1:51:21
  august 25th at age 80 following a brief battle
• 1:51:23
  with cancer was laid to rest in a private funeral
• 1:51:26
  for her sinners and she's up in heaven with carl
• 1:51:29
  or whatever oh yeah here's joe button What's
• 1:51:35
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• 1:51:37
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• 1:51:40
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• 1:51:44
  All right, good for him. I guess we're fellow
• 1:51:46
  Virgos. Mm -hmm. Hop these hoops. Go. Yum. Ryan
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  Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the scenes. NBA
• 1:51:57
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• 1:52:01
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• 1:52:03
  all in on the schemes. Hoppy's loose, man, he
• 1:52:06
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• 1:52:17
  in the game. Shaq's big presence, true hall of
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  fame. Hoppy skills, the T ain't playing tame.
• 1:52:23
  So Bebe Rexha says she is not dating Jordy Clarkson.
• 1:52:27
  He knows it all. They're probably just... Sorry,
• 1:52:31
  the board got caught. They're probably just banging.
• 1:52:34
  We got clips from Klay Thompson and more. We
• 1:52:38
  call the show 856 -49 -HAPPY. It's 856 -494 -6773.
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  All right, let me turn this off. Here is Angel
• 1:52:45
  Reese. I'm getting sexualized. So when you were
• 1:52:49
  talking about being sexualized in the media,
• 1:52:51
  a lot of people were like, well, she asked for
• 1:52:53
  it. That's what I'm saying. You kind of do dress
• 1:52:56
  a little skanky. What does that mean? I don't
• 1:53:01
  know. I don't get what that means. Oh, whatever.
• 1:53:04
  You're a brat. Mm -hmm. Here's Kevin Durant being
• 1:53:08
  interviewed. I tried to quit basketball when
• 1:53:11
  I was like 11. When? How old were you? It just
• 1:53:12
  became too much. And how did your mom choose?
• 1:53:15
  She was like, no. Well, she got together with
• 1:53:18
  my coaches and the people that like... Why does
• 1:53:20
  this really good podcast with that broad Bobby
• 1:53:22
  Althoff get everybody? Where'd she come from?
• 1:53:24
  Who'd she suck off? She made like a big intervention.
• 1:53:26
  Right. So there's that. Uh... Here's Shaq saying
• 1:53:30
  he flies Delta. I don't have my own plane. That
• 1:53:34
  was AI. Everywhere, man. That was AI. There's
• 1:53:39
  that. Here's Curry being interviewed. You know,
• 1:53:45
  during my middle school era, all right, kids
• 1:53:47
  in games would try that, like, Allen Iverson
• 1:53:50
  spin crossover a lot, usually to disastrous results.
• 1:53:54
  Do you remember, like, the player that you would
• 1:53:56
  emulate when you were that age? Like, so many
• 1:53:58
  kids now, it's like you. Maybe Iverson. He was
• 1:54:00
  that age. The motto was Steve Nash and Reggie
• 1:54:03
  Miller. I see this tear. Yeah, I know. It's very
• 1:54:07
  dramatic. I get real emotional. All right, so
• 1:54:09
  there's that on the High One Show. Here's Klay
• 1:54:12
  Thompson talking about his record. That's a lot
• 1:54:15
  of points in a quarter, man. I don't know if
• 1:54:17
  that'll be done again, to be honest. I don't
• 1:54:18
  know. I just got lucky. Nine for nine for three.
• 1:54:21
  All right, so you got lucky, and then here's
• 1:54:23
  Shaq talking about money. Jerry West met me at
• 1:54:29
  a hotel. He said, I got some good news and some
• 1:54:32
  bad news. I said, what's the bad news? He said,
• 1:54:34
  I can't get you to 150 you asked for, but I can
• 1:54:37
  get you 120. And I got some movie deals signed
• 1:54:39
  up for you. All right. Sounds pretty good. All
• 1:54:42
  right, friends. Now we're going to play a song
• 1:54:43
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• 1:54:45
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• 1:55:09
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• 1:55:20
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• 1:55:29
  any meat. And that's what real women need. Stop
• 1:55:34
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  Your stations are tuned in too. back rooms, payola
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  on the line, they rehearse too soon, truth hits
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  hoppy spitting the truth, pulling back the curtain,
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  exposing the booth, no more lies, no more disguise,
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  he got the receipts, calling out the spies, morning
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  shows faking it, six six, ghost write, host write
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  the scripts, interns running miles, unpaid trips
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  Pulling cards, no regard for careers. Broadcast
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  assassin, they all in tears. Jingle, jingling,
• 2:01:54
  fake contests ringing. Same time, 40, same song
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  they're singing. Corporate puppets, strings all
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  clinging. Poppies here in the T -cells singing.
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  Here's Craig Cox. Oh, my bad. Here's Craig Cardin
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  on overnight success. To me, there's no such
• 2:02:14
  thing as an overnight success. It's like Greg
• 2:02:16
  said, you have to put the work in. You also have
• 2:02:18
  to do this really cool thing. I'm going to show
• 2:02:20
  that I have an education. It's a blank canvas
• 2:02:23
  when you get there. And you can create a personality
• 2:02:26
  for yourself that may not be you off the air.
• 2:02:29
  You just have to decide to be unwavering about
• 2:02:30
  who you want to be on the air and never give
• 2:02:32
  an inch on that, whatever that personality might
• 2:02:34
  be. And that's the beauty of this is that you
• 2:02:36
  can create any persona you want to create as
• 2:02:39
  long as you're committed to that persona. And
• 2:02:41
  I say for younger broadcasters, you guys have
• 2:02:44
  something at your disposal that we didn't have,
• 2:02:46
  and that's the phone. You can make tapes every
• 2:02:49
  single day. You can make videos every single
• 2:02:51
  day. That's what I'm doing, Craig. Here is Funk
• 2:02:54
  Flex. The minister who I know is Damien Young.
• 2:02:58
  It's a person that I met early in my career.
• 2:03:01
  My career might have been established. It was
• 2:03:04
  established. He was on the West Coast. I never
• 2:03:07
  seen somebody with more passion about music,
• 2:03:11
  artists, a radio station, a brand. Power 106
• 2:03:16
  dick was in the dirt. Man. And now look where
• 2:03:20
  Power 106 is. And we're 97 is. All right. Here
• 2:03:26
  is. Scott Shapiro saying there's two places everyone
• 2:03:31
  should be right now. Away in 2065 to predict
• 2:03:36
  what technologies are out there. We couldn't
• 2:03:39
  have predicted two years ago what the environment
• 2:03:41
  looks like today. But there's two things that
• 2:03:43
  are very hot right now. And we're fortunate to
• 2:03:46
  be in this business. Sports, extremely hot. Yes,
• 2:03:50
  it's an escape. But if you look at every metric,
• 2:03:52
  89 % of Americans. Watch sports on TV. All right.
• 2:03:57
  There's corporate America. Ron Parker passed
• 2:04:00
  away, which is sad. Here is the latest news from
• 2:04:08
  Barrett Sports Media about radio. Glenn Beck
• 2:04:11
  is launching Torch Radio, a new digital audio
• 2:04:13
  network designed to blend live radio. I can't
• 2:04:16
  stand Glenn Beck. He seems like a douche bag.
• 2:04:20
  podcasting. Barrett Media is exclusively reporting
• 2:04:22
  the details of the new network, which will soft
• 2:04:24
  launch Monday and feature an initial weekday
• 2:04:26
  lineup of Chris Salcedo, the Glenn Beck Program,
• 2:04:28
  Justin Barclay, and Scotty Gunther. Torch Radio
• 2:04:30
  will officially unveil its app during the week
• 2:04:35
  of Labor Day with additional hosts. weekend programming
• 2:04:37
  expected to join the network in the coming days
• 2:04:39
  howard stern's archive channel has been reportedly
• 2:04:42
  dropped by sirius xm this is sad man first of
• 2:04:46
  all they're going to be supposedly airing his
• 2:04:48
  show live on sirius or on uh hbo max and then
• 2:04:51
  having it afterwards man howard 101 Back in the
• 2:04:55
  day with Scott Vrail, Bubba the Love Sponge,
• 2:04:58
  Riley Martin, Abe Cannon, The Geek Show, Jackie
• 2:05:02
  the Joe Conn, Master of Tape Theater, Abe Cannon,
• 2:05:06
  all those good shows. According to... How could
• 2:05:11
  I forget about Jay Thomas? And then you also
• 2:05:14
  had in that, and it's not the same station, but
• 2:05:16
  Covino and Ridge, Jason Ellis, Opie and Anthony,
• 2:05:20
  Ron and Fez. We didn't realize how good it was
• 2:05:24
  at Sirius until it was over. Report from the
• 2:05:26
  U .S. Sun, Howard 101 will no longer be on the
• 2:05:28
  air as of September 1st. Stern will still have
• 2:05:31
  his Howard 100 station on the satellite radio
• 2:05:32
  network, but will have his 101 broadcast replaced
• 2:05:35
  by Andy Cohen. That's gotta hurt! Former KXNO
• 2:05:39
  hosts Sean Roberts and Lucas Strain have confirmed
• 2:05:41
  their return following their cease and desist.
• 2:05:43
  Ah, there you go. And, uh, let's see here. I
• 2:05:47
  didn't like this news. Jess Dutra, who's a nice
• 2:05:49
  person, got let go from Mix 106 .5 in Baltimore.
• 2:05:52
  I saw this here. Man, Hubbard Radio. I got to
• 2:05:57
  get a job there. They are so putting an effort
• 2:06:00
  in things. They are putting Danny Myers and Megan
• 2:06:04
  Lane. Danny Myers, who is a really good dude.
• 2:06:08
  He's been interviewed before on this show. Well,
• 2:06:12
  they are doing afternoons. On WRMF. And you're
• 2:06:17
  going to do mornings on Classic Kids. Sonny 1079.
• 2:06:21
  This same Danny Myers right here. Hey, this is
• 2:06:24
  Danny Myers from 97 .9 WRMF in West Palm Beach.
• 2:06:28
  And you're listening to Ryan Hoppy and the Hoppy
• 2:06:30
  Hour. Love you, dude. And then here's. Brandon
• 2:06:37
  Tierney talking about a PD host relationship.
• 2:06:40
  I was going to say, you know, obviously a sub,
• 2:06:43
  which is weird because my old PD, John Momola
• 2:06:45
  is on the screen. I was going to say trust. Obviously,
• 2:06:48
  a subset of trust would be transparency. The
• 2:06:51
  other thing, too, and JB, and I'm not just saying
• 2:06:53
  this because he's on the panel. JB and Greg Henson
• 2:06:57
  from Detroit, WDFN. I know you know the name,
• 2:07:00
  guys. Got it. He really gave me my first big
• 2:07:03
  chance to do middays in the top 10 market when
• 2:07:05
  Detroit was still top 10. And to me, not every
• 2:07:09
  PD is going to have your back. It's one thing,
• 2:07:13
  hey. Yeah, sure, but when When something hits
• 2:07:16
  the fan and I mess up and maybe I step over a
• 2:07:19
  line and I say something, eventually Corbin's
• 2:07:21
  going to be breathing down your back. And JB
• 2:07:24
  and Greg were two guys that they didn't just
• 2:07:27
  say it and then not do it. They talked it and
• 2:07:29
  they walked it and they did it. So there's that.
• 2:07:33
  Time for Tampa Bay News. Toppy Hour, we about
• 2:07:46
  to go live. Tampa Bay News, it's the place we
• 2:07:49
  arrive. From the beach to the bay and the city's
• 2:07:51
  crazy moves. We got stories hotter than the Florida
• 2:07:53
  grooves. Tampa Bay News, we making it spin. Ryan
• 2:08:14
  Hop on the mic, spitting fire again. National
• 2:08:17
  waves and the city's its friend. Talking headlines,
• 2:08:20
  man, you can't resist. Every scoop hitting harder
• 2:08:22
  than a clenched fist. Tampa Bay News, we making
• 2:08:25
  it spin. We got sunshine, drama, and the traffic
• 2:08:45
  heat. Stories so bold, they knock you off your
• 2:08:47
  seat. The vibe's electric, we taking control.
• 2:08:50
  Tampa Bay's anthem, you're feeling your soul.
• 2:08:53
  From Clearwater Waters to Keyboard Street. Man,
• 2:08:55
  we documenting life with those hip -hop beats.
• 2:08:58
  Turn it up now. All right, here we go. Let's
• 2:09:24
  do this right here. Happy Hot Topic! Thanks,
• 2:09:30
  Deanne. Opening statements will get underway
• 2:09:32
  today in the Billy Adams murder trial. And it's
• 2:09:34
  facing charges in the death of a young Tampa
• 2:09:36
  mother and her unborn child. He's a thug! Next
• 2:09:41
  topic. Mm -hmm. Tampa rapper. No one's heard
• 2:09:44
  of your twat ass. Mm -hmm. All right, back with
• 2:09:46
  this question right here. Could a decades old
• 2:09:48
  push to move the Tampa Bay Rays stadium make
• 2:09:51
  progress? Well, tonight we are. And they voted
• 2:09:53
  and they made the progress. I still don't think
• 2:09:55
  it's going to happen, but we'll see. I didn't
• 2:09:57
  like this headline. Murder charges dismissed.
• 2:10:00
  This after a man was accused of shooting and
• 2:10:02
  killing a local DJ. Yeah, the guy got out of
• 2:10:05
  his car, but you can't just. Rest in peace to
• 2:10:09
  that DJ. And there's this right here. Earlier
• 2:10:14
  today, Governor Ron DeSantis voiced concerns
• 2:10:16
  about these cameras, calling for legislative
• 2:10:18
  action to regulate them. The governor says people
• 2:10:21
  have the right to be concerned about this, pointing
• 2:10:23
  to recent cases in our area where officers were
• 2:10:27
  arrested and charged for misusing them. You've
• 2:10:30
  got to have protections for people, but go after
• 2:10:34
  criminals, great. Let's all do that. Leave weed
• 2:10:37
  alone, gay people. Because you're in the closet!
• 2:10:43
  What's going on with this loser right here? I
• 2:10:46
  mean, this is an absolute loser. First year at
• 2:10:50
  five, a Pinellas mother is sitting in jail tonight,
• 2:10:52
  charged with leaving two children in a hot car,
• 2:10:55
  all while deputies say she went into a store
• 2:10:58
  and shoplifted. This is a case of the movie Idiocracy.
• 2:11:03
  When you have absolute ass, why? Reproduce. Fox
• 2:11:07
  13's Kaylee Tracy has details on the case as
• 2:11:10
  well as insight from law enforcement about what
• 2:11:12
  you can do if you ever see a person or an animal.
• 2:11:15
  And there's this right here. Nearly a year after
• 2:11:20
  the state painted over murals in our area, some
• 2:11:23
  are now reappearing. I love it! Everybody knows
• 2:11:27
  that I'm a pro -gay ally. And honestly, anybody
• 2:11:34
  that gets that triggered by what gay people do,
• 2:11:37
  you're probably in the closet. Let's be honest
• 2:11:41
  here. If you care that much. Yeah, and 10 Tampa
• 2:11:44
  Bay News reporter Andy Payton is taking a look
• 2:11:46
  at what's reemerging. What a news headline. You
• 2:11:53
  got to include the traffic. Traffic in downtown
• 2:11:56
  St. Pete is usually something most drivers would
• 2:12:00
  want to avoid. Oh, you don't say. Thank you,
• 2:12:02
  local news. Take the long ride home. But these
• 2:12:05
  days, Dr. Byron Green College is changing his
• 2:12:08
  route to go right through it. I feel like I'm
• 2:12:10
  doing my civic duty. You're so funny. Hilarious.
• 2:12:15
  Go to Sunsplitters. Over the course of the last
• 2:12:19
  month, traffic on Central Avenue has caused part
• 2:12:22
  of its former identity to reappear. With the
• 2:12:25
  pride mural that used to sit at 25th and Central.
• 2:12:28
  I loved it. It was so colorful. Slowly starting
• 2:12:32
  to show again. Hell yeah, I love it. If you are
• 2:12:36
  that triggered by gay people. If you're a woman
• 2:12:40
  and you hate gay people, just admit you want
• 2:12:42
  vagina. If you're a guy and you hate gay people,
• 2:12:45
  just admit you want penis. cover up or hide our
• 2:12:50
  identities is absolutely not going to affect
• 2:12:52
  the reality that we are in fact still here and
• 2:12:55
  they're still banging each other it comes less
• 2:13:00
  than a year after governor desantis directed
• 2:13:02
  f dot to remove yeah you know desantis probably
• 2:13:05
  likes some guys and it's just in the closet oof
• 2:13:10
  street i mean god i'm on desantis he sounds gay
• 2:13:14
  dart across the state calling it a distraction
• 2:13:17
  to drivers in a... Oh, yeah, totally. Not the
• 2:13:20
  freaking, you know, infrastructure that's all
• 2:13:23
  messed up in the road. Oh, it's the colors. Shut
• 2:13:26
  your ass. Actually, you wouldn't shut your ass.
• 2:13:29
  The policy decision in Florida, you know, we're
• 2:13:32
  not going to use the roads for that purpose.
• 2:13:34
  What is your purpose in life? You're a douche.
• 2:13:41
  A man is dead just after a forklift carrying
• 2:13:44
  a steel beam collapsed at a business in Clearwater,
• 2:13:47
  New York. Yeah, man. You never know when you're
• 2:13:49
  going to go. Oh, Jesus Christ. Mm -hmm. Chris,
• 2:13:56
  while this deal could be a home run for Tampa,
• 2:13:58
  it feels like a strikeout for St. Pete. Man,
• 2:14:01
  what's with the fucking local news and their
• 2:14:03
  one -liners? Ha! Disappoint the news, honey!
• 2:14:07
  We're not asking for your one -liners. Mm -hmm.
• 2:14:13
  Miranda Parnell spoke with neighbors around the
• 2:14:15
  Trump about what's next for St. Pete businesses.
• 2:14:18
  What's the Trump? Months after welcome back signs
• 2:14:22
  went up for the raise, the team may now be telling
• 2:14:24
  St. Pete goodbye. They're just looking at it
• 2:14:27
  from a business aspect. Yeah, poor folks, man.
• 2:14:30
  Mm -hmm. It's just business. It's business. It's
• 2:14:34
  business, man. It's just business. Mm -hmm. A
• 2:14:41
  North Port man ended up in handcuffs after officers
• 2:14:44
  found him asleep behind the wheel on US 41. How
• 2:14:48
  do you do that? I have been tired before and
• 2:14:50
  I, I mean, I doze off a little. Like, not doze
• 2:14:52
  off, you know what I mean? But like, how do you
• 2:14:55
  fall asleep while driving? What's wrong with
• 2:14:58
  you? North Port police say the man dozed off
• 2:15:01
  after he had too much to drink. Well, that's
• 2:15:03
  not good. Of course, as we talk about storms
• 2:15:09
  again this afternoon, we have a sad update to
• 2:15:10
  a story we first brought you last night. The
• 2:15:13
  Pinellas County Sheriff's Office now says that
• 2:15:14
  the news loves telling you that they brought
• 2:15:17
  it first. Good for you. Good, good, good drops.
• 2:15:21
  The man who was struck by lightning yesterday
• 2:15:23
  has died. Rest in peace, dude. I told this story
• 2:15:27
  before and I'll see it again. The other like
• 2:15:29
  about a month ago, five, maybe the most six weeks
• 2:15:31
  ago, I was in my parking lot and. I saw this
• 2:15:37
  like big flick of like fire in front of me, like
• 2:15:40
  a really quick, quick little like, right? Like
• 2:15:45
  it was almost like a lighter, right? But it was
• 2:15:48
  like on the ground. And then all of a sudden,
• 2:15:50
  a second later, I hear. And I'm like, did I almost
• 2:15:58
  get struck by lightning? And I kept walking like,
• 2:16:04
  okay, that totally didn't just happen. I'm a
• 2:16:08
  sergeant for Clearwater and North Pinellas reporter.
• 2:16:10
  Many neighbors have a story to tell when it comes.
• 2:16:13
  So Clearwater wants 9 million from FEMA. Remember
• 2:16:17
  when FEMA gave us 600? Go find yourself. I saw
• 2:16:25
  this headline here, and this is a case of the
• 2:16:28
  everyday average Joe getting screwed. Locally.
• 2:16:33
  You are getting absolutely screwed without any
• 2:16:37
  lube. At least kiss us before you screw us. Tonight,
• 2:16:44
  St. Petersburg City Council approved a move to
• 2:16:47
  increase residents' utility rate increases starting
• 2:16:49
  this fall. City leaders say the increase is needed
• 2:16:52
  to improve St. Pete's infrastructure. Oh, boo
• 2:16:54
  -hoo! Figure it out! I love how there was all
• 2:16:57
  the damage on the beach. Oh my God, it raised
• 2:16:59
  the price! Stop making the everyday average Joe
• 2:17:03
  suffer because you don't know how to make money!
• 2:17:07
  Shut your ass! News Channel 8's Victoria Luke
• 2:17:10
  is live just outside of City Hall tonight. Victoria,
• 2:17:13
  how do residents feel about this one? Well, Josh,
• 2:17:17
  as for the residents that spoke at tonight's
• 2:17:18
  meeting, they're upset because they're now trying
• 2:17:20
  to figure out how they're going to move money
• 2:17:22
  around to pay for these hikes. A lot of us here.
• 2:17:25
  Yeah, the problem is the prices keep going up,
• 2:17:29
  but the pay's not. like we're on a fixed income
• 2:17:33
  and these rates are hurting us despite opposition
• 2:17:37
  from many residents thursday seeing the politicians
• 2:17:40
  don't give a about us because they all make six
• 2:17:43
  figures they think they're better than us but
• 2:17:46
  they're all losers petersburg city council members
• 2:17:49
  voted to raise utility bills citywide madam chair
• 2:17:52
  the motion to approve agenda item j2a passes
• 2:17:55
  six to two in hell. Starting October 1st, potable
• 2:17:59
  water, storm water, waste water, reclaimed water,
• 2:18:02
  and sanitation utilities are going up. What about
• 2:18:06
  the millions of dollars that went to the flock
• 2:18:08
  cameras? Why not use it out now, you scumbags?
• 2:18:12
  According to the city, utility rates can increase
• 2:18:15
  anywhere between $8 to $14 a month. That's an
• 2:18:18
  hourly pay. For customers, depending on how much
• 2:18:22
  water they use. Alright. I love how the boomers
• 2:18:25
  are like, the millennials are so wimpy. We're
• 2:18:28
  getting screwed without lube. I know life's always
• 2:18:31
  been hard, but man, what the hell's going on?
• 2:18:35
  Yeah. From Arlington Heights, where the stories
• 2:18:57
  flow. Ryan Hobbs got the Mikey's running the
• 2:19:02
  show. He calls it like it is, no sugar, no blaze.
• 2:19:10
  Serving up the truth in a Midwest blaze. Giving
• 2:19:34
  you the deal From the loop to the lake To the
• 2:19:41
  skyline glow He's breaking it down Like a late
• 2:19:46
  night probe No spin, no fluff Just to roll his
• 2:19:51
  test Hot like deep dish Served on silver plates
• 2:19:57
  You want the fat He's got the juice Turn up the
• 2:20:02
  dollars My mic was off. I never sounded better.
• 2:20:29
  Let's go! Happy Hot Topic! Let's see how much
• 2:20:37
  I can stomach on this. This is the mayor of Chicago,
• 2:20:41
  Brandon Johnson. Now on NBC5. I can't do it.
• 2:20:47
  Let me just see if I can get it in here. Can
• 2:20:49
  you run again after three and a half years of
• 2:20:53
  the reality of being mayor on the same aspirations?
• 2:20:56
  And a failure as a mayor. With the same goals
• 2:20:59
  or does that change after you see what being
• 2:21:02
  mayor is like? your goals change well first of
• 2:21:05
  all i will say as mayor of these last three years
• 2:21:08
  my perspective has certainly changed yeah you
• 2:21:11
  realize it's not the easiest job i mean there
• 2:21:16
  are some harsh realities that yeah you're a failure
• 2:21:19
  uh like like this harsh reality three men were
• 2:21:23
  hurt in a drive -by shooting on chicago's west
• 2:21:25
  side this happened near jackson and hoyne at
• 2:21:27
  10 15 last night Ah, yes, there's that harsh
• 2:21:29
  reality. And then there's this harsh reality.
• 2:21:34
  Philip Parkman is being detained on charges that
• 2:21:37
  he groped a woman. His name's Mario Ronces Ocampo.
• 2:21:41
  Call ICE! On a trail last week, Mario Ronces
• 2:21:45
  Ocampo appeared in court this morning. Right,
• 2:21:48
  so there's that. Then there's this. Of course,
• 2:21:52
  this morning, more questions. after another plane
• 2:21:55
  here at o 'hare airport blows tires yeah there
• 2:21:59
  you go world's doing really well then there's
• 2:22:03
  this loser a staff member from northwestern university
• 2:22:09
  is now charged with possession of child pornography
• 2:22:12
  dr Grab the shotgun. Stephen Miller appeared
• 2:22:16
  in court this morning. Investigators in Lake
• 2:22:18
  County say he downloaded and shared several files
• 2:22:22
  with material showing child sexual abuse. All
• 2:22:25
  right. Grab the shotgun. Stop fixing them. Speaking
• 2:22:29
  of pedophiles. Father Michael Flager returned
• 2:22:33
  to St. Sabina Church today. This is why. I can't
• 2:22:37
  stay in religion. We all know the guy probably
• 2:22:40
  did it. He had a bunch of allegations, but every
• 2:22:44
  church has insurance to cover up pedophilia,
• 2:22:46
  which tells you that there's a pedophile problem
• 2:22:49
  in religion. If you need an insurance, that means
• 2:22:52
  it's happening a lot. Screw you. Reinstated to
• 2:22:57
  preach after the archdiocese cleared him of a
• 2:23:01
  sexual abuse allegation. Of course they did.
• 2:23:03
  They're all creeps. WGN's Bryant McRae spoke
• 2:23:08
  with the longtime Chicago pastor. Well, it's
• 2:23:12
  been seven weeks since Father Michael Flager
• 2:23:14
  stood behind the pulpit and in front of his congregation
• 2:23:16
  here at St. I don't know if he would, I don't
• 2:23:18
  know if this reporter's game, but I don't know
• 2:23:20
  if the priest would approve of your lifestyle.
• 2:23:23
  It's Sabina Church. Today, that church welcomed
• 2:23:26
  him with open arms. Oh, you can't touch her.
• 2:23:28
  Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back to Cotter.
• 2:23:32
  Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Sounds
• 2:23:40
  like a cult in there. Jesus Christ. In the four
• 2:23:43
  walls of St. Sabina Church Sunday. There is dancing
• 2:23:49
  with all the urban people. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
• 2:23:52
  You're a phony. A shepherd's welcome rings out.
• 2:24:00
  Ridiculous. They're treating him like a rock
• 2:24:01
  star. You're all morons. Father Michael Flager,
• 2:24:06
  back in the place he calls home. Gun. The hall
• 2:24:11
  of the creeps. Ridiculous. I don't want to come
• 2:24:17
  back damaged. You are damaged. What about your
• 2:24:21
  probable victims? They're probably more damaged
• 2:24:23
  than you, you asswipe. I don't want to come back
• 2:24:26
  bitter. I don't want to come back angry. I want
• 2:24:28
  to come back. You came back and got away with
• 2:24:30
  a crime because the insurance probably paid it
• 2:24:32
  off. Shut your ass. Act positive. I'm excited.
• 2:24:38
  Burn in hell. God's not real. You're a scumbag.
• 2:24:44
  Mayor Brandon Johnson announcing new funding
• 2:24:49
  aimed at helping food entrepreneurs in Chicago.
• 2:24:52
  Brian McRae joining us with more on health. Hopefully
• 2:24:54
  it helps out the food deserts. A former Loretto
• 2:25:00
  Hospital CFO being indicted once again. Anash
• 2:25:03
  Ahmed is back in the United States and was in
• 2:25:06
  court today to face charges tied to a fraud scheme.
• 2:25:09
  He is now also being indicted. Yeah, so there
• 2:25:12
  was all the fraud about COVID. What a scam that
• 2:25:15
  was. Police here in Vernon. Yeah, COVID. Ruined
• 2:25:19
  a whole generation of kids. Mm -hmm. In Hills
• 2:25:22
  tonight, say that coach abused his authority
• 2:25:25
  at a local sports center. So there was a coach
• 2:25:27
  that was hooking up with a 12... Hooking up is
• 2:25:29
  the wrong word. It sounds consensual. Raping
• 2:25:32
  a 12 -year -old. Mm -hmm. All right. Time for
• 2:25:38
  Orlando News. Mm -hmm. Orlando News. He speak
• 2:25:47
  right through Yeah, yeah, uh, uh, bam Turn the
• 2:25:53
  dial up, he already too loud Six foot nine, hit
• 2:25:56
  above the whole crowd Runnin' in the booth, never
• 2:25:59
  bite his tongue If the world act shady, he tell
• 2:26:01
  it where it come from He write the headline,
• 2:26:04
  then he lean in close One look at the page and
• 2:26:07
  he ready to roast Big frame, big voice, whole
• 2:26:09
  room feel that Talk too slick, he throw it right
• 2:26:12
  back Wait for it, he gon' light it up Then he
• 2:26:17
  called a bluff, no filter, no polite reply. When
• 2:26:21
  the city get messy, he won't let it slide. Orlando
• 2:26:23
  news. Say it loud, say it clear. Orlando news.
• 2:26:28
  Orlando news. Riding Hoppy on the air. Orlando
• 2:26:32
  news. He don't buy his truth. Orlando news. He
• 2:26:39
  speak right through. Theme song hits in the front.
• 2:26:46
  All right, there you go. You don't have all day.
• 2:26:47
  Mm -hmm. Because we got the Hank show today,
• 2:26:49
  too. Whoa! Happy Hot Topic! Tonight, the driver
• 2:26:54
  who crashed into a Sumter County school bus is
• 2:26:56
  behind bars. Yeah, that's got to be pretty crappy.
• 2:26:59
  Crashing into a bus? Behind bars. Yeah, yeah,
• 2:27:03
  yeah. Stupid fatherless thug. Mm -hmm. All right,
• 2:27:08
  what's going on here? Mm! Okay, what state in
• 2:27:13
  America is the most fun? Apparently this is a
• 2:27:16
  pretty controversial question because we posted
• 2:27:18
  this on the News 6 Facebook page and it got a
• 2:27:20
  lot of people talking. That post says California
• 2:27:22
  trumps Florida as the most fun state in... Alright,
• 2:27:25
  I don't agree. I mean, it's probably more fun,
• 2:27:27
  but it's very expensive. Breaking news is out
• 2:27:31
  of Orange County where a suspended Palm Beach
• 2:27:33
  County clerk of court accused of molesting a
• 2:27:35
  child bonded out of jail. Lizzie! It's always
• 2:27:40
  the white boomers. Or the creepy Gen X MAGA guys.
• 2:27:46
  It must have been a sign, but my daughter had
• 2:27:48
  missed the bus. That's the way I had to go to
• 2:27:50
  get her. Carrie Hamilton says that route led
• 2:27:53
  her straight to the crash where she took this
• 2:27:54
  photo of a damaged school bus. Now, neighbors
• 2:27:57
  are calling for a safety fix at this intersection.
• 2:28:00
  Yeah, they got to figure that out. I've been
• 2:28:02
  at that intersection. I'm lying. The woman wrongly
• 2:28:07
  accused and arrested in a fatal accident here
• 2:28:09
  in Volusia County is finally getting her car
• 2:28:12
  back. I'm Molly Reed, your Volusia County Community
• 2:28:14
  Correspondent. Alright, so the woman got her
• 2:28:16
  car back after being accused of something she
• 2:28:18
  didn't do. Sounds like the authority's doing
• 2:28:21
  really well! Alright, time for Charlotte News.
• 2:28:31
  8 -5 -6 -49, Hoppy. Turn the mic up! Hoppy Hour
• 2:28:39
  is live from the Queen City! Yeah! 6 '9 in the
• 2:28:44
  booth! No, no, no, no filter on the mouth! Yeah!
• 2:28:50
  Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Good morning, Charlotte. Grab
• 2:28:59
  your coffee and brace. Ryan Hoppy got a headline
• 2:29:01
  with a grin on his face. From Noda to South End
• 2:29:03
  of Steel Creek. Plaza, he'll read every rumor
• 2:29:06
  like a courtroom prosecutor Traffic on 485, he's
• 2:29:09
  got a full report Somebody parked sideways at
• 2:29:12
  the grocery store Rain came down hard, now the
• 2:29:14
  potholes got names Hoppy points at the pavement
• 2:29:17
  and the signs to blind One of the largest social
• 2:29:44
  media companies now making some of the biggest
• 2:29:46
  changes yet to how teens use its platforms following
• 2:29:50
  a landmark multi -billion dollar settlement.
• 2:29:53
  Yes, I did hear it the first time, cuz. My bad,
• 2:29:55
  my bad, my bad. Charlotte Perrin supposedly were
• 2:29:57
  against it. Sorry, I had Kyle Sandlin's point.
• 2:29:59
  My bad. Charlotte residents could soon be fined
• 2:30:01
  for cars parked in their own driveway. City leaders
• 2:30:04
  this week approved an ordinance to hold drivers
• 2:30:07
  responsible for blocking sidewalks. Yeah, it's
• 2:30:10
  always a problem in the club. A scary tale for
• 2:30:14
  parents this morning. A local mom heading to
• 2:30:16
  court after an argument in the school drop -off
• 2:30:19
  line turned into a case of road rage. Oh, yeah,
• 2:30:22
  you know, waiting in a line drives the hags nuts.
• 2:30:30
  You know what I mean? Going out here. Meantime,
• 2:30:35
  a new state law is requiring school districts
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  like CMS to remove diversity, equity, and inclusion
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  policies. I was so mad. I liked the idea of DEI,
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  but then all of MAGA just ran with it. New at
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  4, we're getting a closer look at the cost of
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  the investigation into CMS Superintendent Dr.
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  Crystal Hill. You'll remember she was placed
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  on administrative leave in June, then reinstated
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  just days before the start of the new... So it's
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  $3 million. There you go. All right. It's time
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  for Rochester News. We're going three hours today.
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  Woo -hoo! Whoa! He likes... I got the scoop.
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  Rochester in the loop. New York on the line.
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  He speaks his mind. Hoppy on the frame. Right
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  now. Hot topic. New today, we are hearing what
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  locals have to say about President Trump's announcement.
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  The president posted this to his true social
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  account, that the U .S. is considering renaming
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  Lake Ontario to Lake America amid rising trade
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  tensions. News to NBC is Declan Stablo. He's
• 2:33:05
  live at Ontario Beach Park. So, Declan, what
• 2:33:07
  do people think? It's a homeless thing. It's
• 2:33:11
  health care. So they don't like it. Time for
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  Winston -Salem news. The sun still shines, right?
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  Hopping on the mic all day. Out of Tampa Bay,
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  he don't play. Say what he mean, let the truth
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  come through. If it hit the room, then it hit
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  the room. He don't bite his tongue. No, he let
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  it fly. If it's on his mind, you hear it live.
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  Winston, sell them news. Tell the truth. Tell
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  the truth. Tell the truth. Tell the truth. Comin'
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  through, copy hour on the dial Let it loose,
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  Winston, sell em' new It's the truth, Winston,
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  sell em' new We don't want to stop there. We
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  want to take a look at now at Dolly Parton's
• 2:34:37
  impact here in the Carolinas. The last time she
• 2:34:40
  performed here in the Piedmont was in 2016. That
• 2:34:43
  year, she kicked off her pure and simple tour
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  at the Greensboro Coliseum. Oh, yeah. I love
• 2:34:51
  the Greensboro Coliseum. That's where my aunt
• 2:34:53
  graduated college. Coliseum, which is. So that's
• 2:34:56
  where she performed. She began in Greensboro.
• 2:34:59
  Mm hmm. She treated everyone like family. That's
• 2:35:04
  how a Winston -Salem native and Reynolds High
• 2:35:06
  School graduate described Dolly Parton after
• 2:35:09
  he had the pleasure of spending a week with her
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  while working on set of a tape. Ah, she's a nice,
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  hot -ass woman. Mm -hmm. Let's go! Oh, geez.
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  But I believe the curfew should, yeah, it should.
• 2:35:22
  I grew up with that. So, do you know where your
• 2:35:25
  children are? Banging! Teen takeovers and gun
• 2:35:31
  violence. So they're going to create a curfew
• 2:35:34
  in Winston -Salem. Good luck with that. Also,
• 2:35:39
  you're going to need to ID everybody because
• 2:35:41
  these 15 -year -olds look 20. A former Piedmont
• 2:35:44
  police officer is in jail this evening after
• 2:35:46
  being charged in connection with a December 2025
• 2:35:49
  shooting. Cops being dirty? No way! All right.
• 2:35:56
  Time for Fresno News. Fresno's loud and sour,
• 2:36:14
  mic in his grip, got the world feelin' sour Poppy
• 2:36:17
  on the block, droppin' facts like boulders Words
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  cut sharply, the city on his shoulders News so
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  raw, unfiltered, true spray Fresno's postin'
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  every word that he say No sugar coat, no bow,
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  no disguise I do show them. Better or worse.
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  Happy Hot Topic. All right, what's going on here?
• 2:37:43
  A lot of excitement here at UC Merced for day
• 2:37:46
  one of classes. All right, so they're excited
• 2:37:49
  for class. They're going to party in Fresno because
• 2:37:53
  there's nothing else to do. Tributes from all
• 2:37:58
  over the world continue to pour in for beloved
• 2:38:00
  country music icon Dolly Parton. Her family confirming
• 2:38:04
  her death today over social media. She was 80
• 2:38:07
  years old. Tonight, her impact felt far and wide
• 2:38:11
  from the radio airwaves to children's books.
• 2:38:13
  Tonight, we're taking a look at how her music
• 2:38:15
  and her general... Saw some radio stations in
• 2:38:18
  Fresno aired it. The problem with iHeart was
• 2:38:20
  they were all pre -recorded breaks. Mm -hmm.
• 2:38:24
  Emily, Eric, Battle City Games opened here in
• 2:38:27
  Van Ness Village back in April. And in that short
• 2:38:30
  time, it's become part of the neighborhood and
• 2:38:31
  the community. But after this shocking video.
• 2:38:35
  So they had a break in and they got a, you know,
• 2:38:37
  higher security. Oh, yeah. The city of Fresno
• 2:38:45
  is putting tighter rules on tobacco sales. Oh,
• 2:38:48
  my God. That's the least of your problems. today
• 2:38:53
  the city council approved an ordinance requiring
• 2:38:55
  a tobacco retailer's license all right so there's
• 2:38:59
  um and there's uh this headliner right here you
• 2:39:06
  you're in charge of our water i you want some
• 2:39:12
  so there's uh some really dirty murky water and
• 2:39:17
  fresh snow and this hot This girl in her early
• 2:39:20
  20s brings the dirty water. This is where the
• 2:39:23
  politicians are phony. If they had to drink the
• 2:39:27
  water, you know, they'd be freaking out. New
• 2:39:32
  at 11, homeowners in Fresno County's Shaver Springs
• 2:39:34
  neighborhood are still asking for answers. That's
• 2:39:37
  after murky water started. Man, what the hell
• 2:39:41
  is going on with these politicians? They are
• 2:39:43
  screwing us with all lube. They suck. ...to run
• 2:39:47
  from their faucets. Tonight, county leaders hosting
• 2:39:49
  a meeting in Albury, trying to clear up what's
• 2:39:52
  going on. As neighbors say, they just want clear
• 2:39:55
  and affordable water. Of course! That's the bare
• 2:39:58
  frickin' minimum! We need water! Nobody can afford
• 2:40:01
  these rates. We can't live up here right now.
• 2:40:03
  We can't drink the water. Can't afford to. Thanks,
• 2:40:05
  Gavin Newsom. You screwed them. Pay it for it.
• 2:40:09
  Daryl Tabor has called Shaver Springs home since
• 2:40:11
  2017. He says the water wasn't great when he
• 2:40:14
  moved in, but it got substantially worse after
• 2:40:17
  the Creek Fire. Yeah, well, think about all the
• 2:40:21
  money that Fresno probably uses that could go
• 2:40:24
  to fixing anything. But they're lazy. We have
• 2:40:28
  to drive down to town. Do you fill up five gallon
• 2:40:31
  jugs of water by bottle water on top of that?
• 2:40:34
  That's a problem. Nearly almost five hundred
• 2:40:37
  dollar. But if this affected the politicians,
• 2:40:40
  you know, I'd be fixed in a second. Water bill
• 2:40:43
  raised. Now he and dozens of others gathering
• 2:40:45
  at the Pine Ridge School's cafeteria to hear
• 2:40:48
  what the county has to say about the worsening
• 2:40:50
  water quality. Homeowners even printing out pictures
• 2:40:53
  of the water from their taps as... And the politicians
• 2:40:56
  are like, we were elected because we were losers
• 2:40:59
  on the playground, so now we're power hungry.
• 2:41:01
  We don't actually care about you. Why do you
• 2:41:03
  think we care about you? Proof, with Tabor bringing
• 2:41:06
  in a jug of his own water. It looks literally
• 2:41:09
  like urine. Fresh from his faucet. All right,
• 2:41:12
  well, figure it out, Fresno. Mm -hmm. Time for
• 2:41:16
  Cleveland News. All right. Oh, no. Happy Hot
• 2:42:04
  Topic! Well, it started as a Facebook marketplace
• 2:42:09
  car sale in Solon. It ends with a gun to a victim's
• 2:42:13
  face, a police chase tapping 115 miles per hour.
• 2:42:16
  Ah, good old Cleveland. They got nothing else
• 2:42:19
  to do. They're out of their freaking minds. now
• 2:42:29
  to a new ohio law cracking down on kids who miss
• 2:42:32
  school repeatedly yeah you know they're gonna
• 2:42:35
  start uh getting them in trouble with the courts
• 2:42:38
  yeah you should gotta go to school also breaking
• 2:42:42
  this noon police just arrested the person they
• 2:42:45
  say set an historic cleveland church on fire
• 2:42:48
  last week loser he's 18 years old so he's messed
• 2:42:52
  up from covet Details now on Glenville High School
• 2:42:56
  football players busted. Accused of stealing
• 2:42:58
  more than $4 ,500 worth of items from a Dick's
• 2:43:01
  Sporting Goods store. Ah, so there's that. Mmm,
• 2:43:04
  and there's this right here. Developing tonight,
• 2:43:08
  Akron police are investigating a shooting at
• 2:43:10
  a gas station that left a 63 -year -old man dead.
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• 2:43:29
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