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Mark Normand Tells All; Theo Von Friendship & Kill Tony Moments + The Masters & UFC 314 Predictions · Bussin' With The Boys

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Speaker 3: There subtle winners, subtle one. We're creeping and crawling. But
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Speaker 3: sixty five, it's a long game. I appreciate you and going.
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Speaker 4: April is really an underrated time of the year for sports.
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Speaker 4: Baseball started up, ANBA playoffs next week, NHL playoffs next week,
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Speaker 4: College football spring games going on this week, in the
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Speaker 4: NFL Draft in a few weeks, which the Boys will
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Speaker 4: be at and the Masters the Masters this week. If
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Speaker 4: you if you're on the FanDuel sportsbook right now, the
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Speaker 4: top three favorites to win round one and to win
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Speaker 4: it all, you got Scotti Scheffler plus fourteen hundred to
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Speaker 4: win the first round plus four fifty to win it all.
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Speaker 4: Rory milclroy plus sixte You know that's almost like you
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Speaker 4: say his name. I'm loaded with the nicotine in my
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Speaker 4: lip in both upper decky and lower DECKI.
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Speaker 3: Right now, you do you do Noble Duckies.
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Speaker 4: Plus six point fifty to win the whole thing. And
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Speaker 4: John Rahm to win the first round plus twenty five
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Speaker 4: hundred and to win the whole thing plus fourteen hundred.
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Speaker 4: Your boy, I'm gonna sprinkle some cash on Bryson D.
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Speaker 4: Chambeau to win the first round plus three thousand and
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Speaker 4: our boy, shout out Max Homa. I know it's a
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Speaker 4: little rough for the guy right now. However, plus nine
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Speaker 4: thousand to win the.
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Speaker 3: Calm Waters never made a skilled sailor for a boy,
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Speaker 3: he'll be.
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Speaker 4: Locked in, he'll be ready to go. He had it
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Speaker 4: because he had a nice showing last year. JP knows
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Speaker 4: what I'm talking about.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I like where you're going with that
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Speaker 3: with the Masters for me, Maverick McNeely to lead in
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Speaker 3: the first round and.
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Speaker 4: Ask me why yeah, ask me why? Why? Why?
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Speaker 3: Because we were sitting in a pre production meeting and
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Speaker 3: we started talking about, Hey, who are going to pay
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Speaker 3: for this thing? One guy in the corner whispers, He goes,
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Speaker 3: I know exactly who's gonna win the first round. Obviously,
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Speaker 3: the ears perk up immediately. I turned to my right.
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Speaker 3: Who do I see? JP Hovey, and he always knows
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Speaker 3: what we're talking about, so he throws out, Maverick mcnely
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Speaker 3: on me, guess what gonna bet that? Immediately, but they'll
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Speaker 3: win it to win it all. It's a man and
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Speaker 3: man who's been in this building before. You know who
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Speaker 3: I'm thinking about, Wyndham Clark.
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Speaker 4: Put him in there and heavy on that.
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Speaker 3: If we're gonna follow the signs of life, where do
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Speaker 3: we head this week for spring to or? We had
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Speaker 3: two Oregon? Where do Winndham Clark go to school?
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Speaker 5: Now?
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Speaker 3: Does busting with the boys and Wyndham Clark's winding Park's life?
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Speaker 3: Do those things just meet and cause him as of chaos?
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Speaker 3: Only time will tell.
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Speaker 4: The locker room. I like it, he was on the
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Speaker 4: locker room. He what do you like? Why do you
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Speaker 4: like Wyndham ge?
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Speaker 6: He's one of the boys, you know, I like, I
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Speaker 6: like Windham, But I personally think, uh, I think it's
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Speaker 6: safe to put money on Bryson and Colin Morikawa this week.
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Speaker 4: Who's that second one?
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Speaker 5: Colin Morikawa?
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's that's actually an appetizer dish you get.
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Speaker 3: It's like octopus in That's.
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Speaker 6: Why I'm gonna put money on the lead after day one,
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Speaker 6: Colin more.
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Speaker 5: Kawa, I love the dish.
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Speaker 5: Cal about it?
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, who's fighting in it?
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Speaker 4: We'll get to who's fighting it? Everybody knows the boy.
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Speaker 3: More than anything, you have fun.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, more than anything. Time.
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Speaker 3: Give a real plus for that. Yeah, that is right, Yeah,
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Speaker 3: close to a million people. Now will Compton and myself
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Speaker 4: We won the first one, really, the very first one,
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Speaker 4: did we? I think we've been betting so much because
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Speaker 3: We won. Actually, none of the legs hit. You get
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Speaker 3: the jitters, you get the first hit out of the way.
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Speaker 3: Well back into our second UFC parlay. At the very
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Speaker 3: least we're gonna hit a leg I'm gonna say, I.
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Speaker 4: Can no guarantee this is the very least we're gonna
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Speaker 4: hit a leg.
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Speaker 3: Mate.
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Speaker 4: We'll build the parlay, use the profit boost and then
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Speaker 3: my face and Will Compton's face. Possibly two separate parlays,
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Speaker 3: or we might just put our big brains together and
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Speaker 3: put one.
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Speaker 4: I think we'll be on the same wavelength, you think.
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Speaker 4: So we really lean on JP. We know we're gonna
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Speaker 4: go with the boy Chandler. Yeah, we're gonna lean on
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Speaker 4: JP for for Vulcan Diego Lopez, Yes, Diego Lopez. Oh
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Speaker 4: but yeah, but JP.
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Speaker 3: And I I are we on the same way way
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Speaker 3: with that?
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Speaker 4: I think it's a toss up.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think we are Lopez. Yeah, it just hurts.
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Speaker 3: It hurts because this might be last Bulk is like,
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Speaker 3: you know, he's a god.
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Speaker 1: And if he loses this fight, I don't know if
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Speaker 1: he puts the gloves down or not.
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Speaker 3: Oh, you always want to go out with a win.
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Speaker 3: I know I was going to write you win that
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Speaker 3: that last period on that story when you're writing it
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Speaker 3: in pen and you want that say I won, then
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Speaker 3: I did this period done.
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Speaker 1: It just has felt because we've seen Lopez at the
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Speaker 1: other fights, and it feels inevitable that he's going to
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Speaker 1: be raising the belt at some point.
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Speaker 4: It feels as inevitable right now, right now he's yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 4: right now he's the underdog, and plus one ten great
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Speaker 4: for us.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, So right now, if you're taking if you take
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Speaker 3: Lopez and you take Chandler straight up, two underdogs like
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Speaker 3: plus three ninety one. Yeah yeah, because that's why he
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Speaker 3: keeps just saying plus three ninety one is if it's
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Speaker 3: all of my parlers plus.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, because Chandler's a dog right now, plus one thirty six,
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Speaker 4: that'll be a fun fight Patty the Baggie, Patty the Battie.
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Speaker 4: one sports book, make every moment more. How are we
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Speaker 4: feeling about how we feel about the boy? I'm starting
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Speaker 4: to get you're starting to get that week of jitters,
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Speaker 4: like you're starting getting every damn the fight is this
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Speaker 4: week he fights Patty the Batty this week, dude.
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Speaker 3: It makes me want to pull the trigger and actually
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Speaker 3: just go down to Miami.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, just get right there in the action.
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Speaker 3: When JP and I were in New York and he
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Speaker 3: got on the octagon, I truly felt like I was
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Speaker 3: in there with him. This is like it's your guy,
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Speaker 3: Like you're with him. I know his kids, Like he's
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Speaker 3: been to my house, Like he's like he's a boy,
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Speaker 3: he's a homie.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And then we say hey Mike and he does the
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Speaker 3: point and it's like that energy that fight in the
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Speaker 3: fifth round with Oliver Era, like you think he's gonna
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Speaker 3: get it done. Like Mike always brings the heat. If
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Speaker 3: you're gonna if you're gonna watch a UFC event, make
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Speaker 3: sure Michael Chandler is a part of that card. And
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Speaker 3: then Patty as well.
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Speaker 4: I was gonna saying two great showmen to.
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Speaker 3: A couple of cocksmen just getting after it in there.
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Speaker 3: And so I think a good bet for this parlay
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Speaker 3: when these when these things come out, is it's not
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Speaker 3: gonna go five rounds. This fight's not going five rounds.
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Speaker 3: Someone's gonna draw on line the sand around two or three,
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Speaker 3: and they're gonna one's gonna finished off the other. This
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Speaker 3: is the first time that we've hit a production meeting
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Speaker 3: and not everybody with Bust Went the Boys is going
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Speaker 3: for Mike Chandler though, oh really crazy crazy Now, I
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Speaker 3: will say we've had a couple of additions. We've had
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Speaker 3: a couple of guys, the og boys in here. We
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Speaker 3: all know, is anybody here not riding with Mike Chandler rhetorical?
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Speaker 3: I know you're all right.
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Speaker 4: So we're talking about Jared and Clump Clump Clump.
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Speaker 1: I've had words too, Yeah, he did have words.
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Speaker 3: He just doesn't know, man, he just doesn't know.
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Speaker 1: What was saying about Patty's good man you know, if
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Speaker 1: people don't feel realize how good Patty is, he's gonna
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Speaker 1: beat Mike. Mike's not as good. Mike's not as good.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm like, well, Patty's a good fighter.
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Speaker 1: But here's my thing. From the objective viewpoint, I don't
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Speaker 1: know how I'm surprised Patty is the favorite. And and
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Speaker 1: if you are a fan watching, like, I don't know
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Speaker 1: why you would say that Patty is better than Mike
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Speaker 1: until they fight and they actually see what the result is, right,
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Speaker 1: because he's done nothing to show.
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Speaker 4: That he would be I was gonna say, how long ago?
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Speaker 4: When was the last time Patty was in the ring.
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Speaker 1: It's been a while, yeah, I mean he won his
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Speaker 1: last one. I think it was last year.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, like early last year. Yeah, because I did see
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Speaker 4: him scrap with that troll with respect. Respect, Yeah, respect
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Speaker 4: to that. This one will be a fun one.
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Speaker 1: That's gonna be a blast.
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Speaker 3: That's gonna be it's gonna be fun to watch. I
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Speaker 3: can't wait. You saw when the fight props come out, though,
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Speaker 3: I think there's a good look at under five rounds
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Speaker 3: or under a certain amount of rounds. It's part of
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Speaker 3: the parlay. I think it's a big move for us.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, hit like the same fight parlay right in this UFC.
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Speaker 3: In this UFC parlay, I will be heavy Chandler fight.
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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I like Lopez. Oh yeah, I like Lopez.
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Speaker 4: Dude.
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Speaker 1: Did you'll see Mike and Patty they were doing the
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Speaker 1: zoom call with each other and they're talking about how
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Speaker 1: they think the fight's gonna go, and Patty is saying that,
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Speaker 1: you know, Mike won't be able to put his hands
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Speaker 1: on him or whatever it is, and Mike just lifts
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Speaker 1: up his fist in the camera the callous like and
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Speaker 1: Patty put his hands up too, but like the callouses
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Speaker 1: of their knuckles, like they're both of their hands looked
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Speaker 1: broken and they're both and they're both like laughing, and
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Speaker 1: Mike's like, you got bird hands, you got liked y'all,
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Speaker 1: y'all need to go get your hands checked out.
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Speaker 4: There's something going on.
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Speaker 3: There are threat of hands.
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Speaker 4: Yeah did you see that? Uh that meme Mike quote
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Speaker 4: tweeted and it was like talking about's favored to win
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Speaker 4: and it's Patty like in the version, it's just.
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Speaker 3: Trying to tell a UFC fans the person on the
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Speaker 3: left is favorite of the person on the right, Yeah,
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Speaker 3: because Mike does. He's got off the bus. Look, yeah,
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Speaker 3: he walks out the bus. You're like, God, I gotta
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Speaker 3: fight that guy.
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Speaker 4: He'll be ready to go.
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Speaker 1: How long do y'all think he'll be jacked for forever?
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Speaker 4: Forever?
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Speaker 3: Mike's Mike's are forever.
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Speaker 1: Sixty five years old. He'll be six packs, I think.
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Speaker 4: So. He might have like a like a beer gut
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Speaker 4: or something like that, but it'll be like one of
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Speaker 4: those strong ones to where you can still see the
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Speaker 4: outline of the six pack. And I still think he'll
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Speaker 4: be arm shoulders, pit bull and everything else.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's older in the game and he's the
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Speaker 1: most fit fighter problem.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I will say this. With the fitness world, I
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Speaker 3: can see I can see Chandler getting a Bill Compton
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Speaker 3: twenty twenty two body. I could see it happen. You
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Speaker 3: can see it going. I see it going like that day,
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Speaker 3: just like he hangs it up and he's like, you
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Speaker 3: know what, Like, obviously Mike's got this like incredible work
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Speaker 3: ethic motivation, like walk on mentality, But when he hanged
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Speaker 3: the gloves up and he's like gets a little relaxed,
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Speaker 3: it's very easy to see Mike when I see him
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Speaker 3: beer Olympics, and I see him like kind of when
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Speaker 3: he's off a little bit, like you can see it
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Speaker 3: it goes to the top.
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Speaker 4: It'll be like a little pop.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll be with just tread of a six pack there. Yeah,
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Speaker 3: you can see it popping out. He's not the tallest
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Speaker 3: guy in the world too. You're gonna enjoy himself a
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Speaker 3: little bit.
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Speaker 5: You travel the world.
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Speaker 4: You saw Bill Compton over the weekend, though, I saw.
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Speaker 3: Bill comps over the weekend. Bezos, I thought Bill Compton
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Speaker 3: was on that peptide. You thought, no, no, no, let me
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Speaker 3: finish the pep ties. Yeah, he's on it. I know
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Speaker 3: he's on it. Bill goes. You ever done Decca.
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Speaker 4: Never strong jaws?
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Speaker 3: Like what are you talking about?
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Speaker 1: The time?
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Speaker 3: He's got like a pep tide in him that is
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Speaker 3: giving him a tan. You ever see those peptide? They
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Speaker 3: have a peptide now that actually like manipulates your body. Yes,
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Speaker 3: that will make you tan without going in the sun.
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Speaker 3: Because I was asking him, like, bro, you.
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Speaker 5: You look tan.
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Speaker 4: Might need that in the winter time, you might need it.
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Speaker 3: Might gotta have it, but like, yeah, it tricks your
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Speaker 3: body into being dark.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if he's on that one. I
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Speaker 4: don't even know what that No, he said he wasn't.
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Speaker 1: I asked him straight up, Michael Jackson.
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Speaker 3: But yeah, the reason why I saw Bill is sweet
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Speaker 3: sweet Roue had a third birthday party. Let's get run
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Speaker 3: a pass for a little Rooe, shot a little roo Hey.
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Speaker 3: It was at a nice little spot too. There's a
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Speaker 3: bounty house, some tacos going on. Some guy was just
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Speaker 3: barista and his ass off put some fire lattes together.
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Speaker 4: But this is your stage, real clutch clutch, little coffee bar.
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Speaker 4: You try one to throw the throw the party for
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Speaker 4: Roue and she's like, She's like, babe, it's therew's golden birthday.
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Speaker 4: And first of all, what a shitty golden birthday? I
14:05
Speaker 4: have that early in your life. But dude, she had
14:08
Speaker 4: a great time. She had a great week. Her birthday
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Speaker 4: was on Thursday. Brought to the shop. The boys are
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Speaker 4: hyping her up. We go into the weekend, families coming
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Speaker 4: to town. I had my brother's, my dad, everybody driving
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Speaker 4: to town like five hours. Oh, Uncle Brad came to town.
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Speaker 4: Had a lot of good friends. JP shows up last minute,
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Speaker 4: rugets hype hey route, JP's here. She's like, I always
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Speaker 4: e JP JP. But she had a blast man. And
14:32
Speaker 4: then I Charlie took her to the ballet around Christmas
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Speaker 4: and it was just like a mother daughter a little date.
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Speaker 4: So I wanted to throw a little daddy daughter date
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Speaker 4: in there. She wanted to bring her homie Livy.
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Speaker 3: Oh shit, yeah check.
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Speaker 4: Double daddy daughter day going on with the boy Brian.
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Speaker 4: Shut up Brian and Livy. But we had a great time, man,
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Speaker 4: and they had fun, no breakdowns. We were walking into
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Speaker 4: the State, we were walking to the arena. We left,
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Speaker 4: passing the truck and she's like, I want to pass it.
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Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, pass he's in the truck. Yeah, we
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Speaker 4: got we gotta give. We got to give the passes
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Speaker 4: to Passy Ferry this week. So the passes are going away.
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Speaker 3: They're gone.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll be a big thank God. We're going to
15:09
Speaker 4: organ that'll be one of those thanks God.
15:11
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like you'll get a call from charm.
15:16
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's you. You dropped them off at the Passy
15:18
Speaker 4: Fairy yet, because I got her this weekend. Charles going
15:20
Speaker 4: out of town to Arizona to do a work thing,
15:22
Speaker 4: and so I got I got both kids this weekend.
15:24
Speaker 4: So I'm just hoping the you know, those few days
15:27
Speaker 4: of kurbunce, Yeah, gives to the turbulence.
15:29
Speaker 3: Cause it's like passes are like the kid's version of nicotine.
15:33
Speaker 3: It's three days to get out of your system. But
15:34
Speaker 3: then it's really about the habit.
15:36
Speaker 4: Yeah, one thousand percent. Now I feel like Rue rips
15:39
Speaker 4: that thing and it's just like, man, it is going
15:41
Speaker 4: to be held getting her off of this.
15:43
Speaker 3: Are you gonna go a different path with the passy
15:45
Speaker 3: on Scottie?
15:46
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think you have to.
15:48
Speaker 3: Got to.
15:48
Speaker 4: I think you have to and shout out. Scottie doesn't
15:51
Speaker 4: seem like she's as like, uh, she doesn't lean on
15:54
Speaker 4: the pass as much as like Rue just out of
15:56
Speaker 4: the womb was was all about the passing. You have
15:59
Speaker 4: to go wake her up, like Scotty sleeps well. Ru
16:00
Speaker 4: didn't sleep as well Scotty did. Scotty's a lot more chills.
16:04
Speaker 4: She's all smiles like Ruse all smiles too, But like
16:06
Speaker 4: her personality was the way she was is like an infant. Yeah,
16:10
Speaker 4: but yeah, you gotta go a different route with little
16:12
Speaker 4: Scotty Joe.
16:13
Speaker 3: It's amazing to see Rue's little transition of confidence because
16:16
Speaker 3: in the first couple of years of life, about year
16:18
Speaker 3: and a half, which.
16:21
Speaker 4: Came to say a whole lot.
16:22
Speaker 3: When she was first starting to get mobile, like you'd
16:24
Speaker 3: see she kind of like strange, her danger with everybody.
16:26
Speaker 3: It seemed like it was only mom and dad. And
16:28
Speaker 3: recently in the last year, it's like this girl has
16:31
Speaker 3: all the confidence.
16:32
Speaker 4: In the world. She is all about her spirit is awesome.
16:34
Speaker 3: I got myself a little time with Scotty, me and
16:36
Speaker 3: Tabor holding her. She was bobbing and weaving, doing the
16:38
Speaker 3: little head that she was chicken pecking around all smiles.
16:41
Speaker 3: She's got her dad's mouth. She only breathes through her mouth,
16:44
Speaker 3: like it was. It was a nice little time. It
16:46
Speaker 3: was a nice little time.
16:47
Speaker 4: You gotta start taping her mouth when she sleeps.
16:49
Speaker 3: And you could see Charles's parents like we kind of
16:51
Speaker 3: like we didn't take her, but like you if we
16:53
Speaker 3: like yeah, And then Charles's mom kind of just stood
16:55
Speaker 3: over me and tailing for the twenty minutes and like, yeah,
16:58
Speaker 3: making sure we were.
16:59
Speaker 7: Doing it right.
17:00
Speaker 4: It was a little helicopter bomb.
17:01
Speaker 3: Yeah, I like you, helicopter grandparent. Yeah. But that was
17:04
Speaker 3: a fun That was a fun birthday party. I took
17:06
Speaker 3: down those Lady Bird tacos too.
17:08
Speaker 4: I was gonna say, shout out Lady Bird those tacos.
17:10
Speaker 4: Haang bro my local national, go hit up Lady Bird.
17:13
Speaker 3: Yeah it was. It was a nice It was a
17:15
Speaker 3: nice setup. And then the lattest dude, I mean there's
17:17
Speaker 3: only two on the dock head and at the bottom,
17:19
Speaker 3: and said col brew and I want to do my thing.
17:21
Speaker 3: I'll walk up the buddy and I said, hey, let
17:22
Speaker 3: me get that cold brew and he's like, no, I
17:24
Speaker 3: don't have it. I forgot it. Actually, like okay, let
17:26
Speaker 3: me get this latte. Then I smacked three of them things.
17:29
Speaker 4: They were awesome. And now coffee bar was clutch just
17:32
Speaker 4: clutched that for the adults with an edition. Yeah, oh yeah.
17:36
Speaker 4: Charle was thinking about it because I was like, you know,
17:38
Speaker 4: you talk about the party and having a party for
17:40
Speaker 4: your three year old and having everybody come, and then
17:43
Speaker 4: she's like, I got some things that you know, the adults.
17:45
Speaker 4: You have Lady Bird taco, you have a coffee bar
17:47
Speaker 4: stuff for people, do enjoy have some conversation that way,
17:50
Speaker 4: you're not just watching the three year olds.
17:52
Speaker 3: The entire time.
17:53
Speaker 1: Right.
17:53
Speaker 3: My two kids ran in there and.
17:55
Speaker 4: They had fun. And by the way, uh, Brian wanted
17:58
Speaker 4: me to tell you guys that you're kids were awesome
18:00
Speaker 4: to uh to Parks. That's all his son.
18:04
Speaker 3: His son. He's the straight hair he's got black hair, right, yeah,
18:07
Speaker 3: he's he's a straight kid. He's like he's four. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
18:11
Speaker 3: he's a four year old.
18:12
Speaker 4: So usually he's ripping around with with Levy, who's two.
18:15
Speaker 4: I believe we're three roose age. So he's usually around
18:17
Speaker 4: the younger kids. So getting to hang out with the
18:19
Speaker 4: older kids. Win and Willow were like awesome too.
18:21
Speaker 3: When is when has got to sing about her where
18:23
Speaker 3: she's like she does really good with young kids. Yeah,
18:26
Speaker 3: like she gotta take someone another wing. Taylor was very
18:28
Speaker 3: nervous about the physicality going in the bounce house and
18:30
Speaker 3: Taylor and be like, hey, go take care of that.
18:32
Speaker 3: I walk over body. You guys got to calm down.
18:34
Speaker 3: But then I like body slam one of them away.
18:36
Speaker 3: I made it worse. So they owned it for a
18:38
Speaker 3: little bit. But Taylor made a point every time a
18:40
Speaker 3: little kid comes in chill, so then a little kid
18:43
Speaker 3: would kind of start climbing up. I helped one little
18:45
Speaker 3: kid in there once. I'd make you know, it's always
18:47
Speaker 3: uncomfortable grabbing a kid that's not your Yeah, but as
18:50
Speaker 3: soon as the kid got in, when he's like, hey, hey,
18:52
Speaker 3: time out, little kid, and they all kind of just
18:54
Speaker 3: like watch the kid liked to stroll around for a
18:55
Speaker 3: little bit. It's once I got out, it was fucking
18:57
Speaker 3: ww and man.
18:58
Speaker 4: And't's funny too, like as a pair of you're like
19:00
Speaker 4: watching your your little one and then they're go and
19:02
Speaker 4: hang out with like older kids and you're kind of like, man,
19:04
Speaker 4: I hope they don't get like get hurt in this situation. Yeah,
19:08
Speaker 4: we're kind of like, you're kind of like up about it.
19:09
Speaker 4: So when we were driving to the game, he's like, hey,
19:11
Speaker 4: can you tell Taylor like his kids were awesome too?
19:13
Speaker 3: To Parks that's all time. That'll be a good note
19:15
Speaker 3: for Tailor when I get home, because she was worried
19:17
Speaker 3: about that birthday party.
19:18
Speaker 4: And as a parent, hearing that, you're kind of like,
19:19
Speaker 4: all right, can do it right? Yeah? Yeah, Yeah, you
19:22
Speaker 4: feel like you're getting something figured out.
19:23
Speaker 3: Because a piece of me is like when I see
19:25
Speaker 3: Willow who's four, going there's like five or six year
19:27
Speaker 3: olds and she starts trying to mix it up I
19:30
Speaker 3: want to see her put her hands on somebody. Yeah,
19:32
Speaker 3: I want to see her. I want to see what
19:33
Speaker 3: kind of shit she's got to her. She didn't disappoint that.
19:36
Speaker 3: She did not disappoint that she was tossing kids around.
19:39
Speaker 3: I told her to chill one time. She's like, all right,
19:40
Speaker 3: and then she grabbed that that boy. She grab that boy,
19:45
Speaker 3: that boy like something. I'm like, yeah, walked around. She's
19:49
Speaker 3: got it. She's got the stuff I took. I mean,
19:53
Speaker 3: your elbow just gave her one to the head and
19:55
Speaker 3: she just didn't even blink My elbow. Yeah, I oh,
19:57
Speaker 3: my bad, sweetheart. But she's like, oh yeah, well, might
20:00
Speaker 3: have seen a little bulldog. She she kind of eats shit.
20:04
Speaker 3: She does internalize a little bit what you gotta worry about,
20:06
Speaker 3: but she does when it comes to pain. She's like,
20:10
Speaker 3: we had a birthday party in the summertime. I don't
20:12
Speaker 3: know why this podcast hasn't be about my kids. But
20:14
Speaker 3: she like one of the big chairs at the my
20:17
Speaker 3: kitchen counter, the big heavy chairs, like fell and landed
20:20
Speaker 3: on her foot and she was screaming, and I was like,
20:22
Speaker 3: she might actually broke her I might actually have to
20:23
Speaker 3: take this kid to the hospital. I go, hi, Sweeten,
20:25
Speaker 3: if it's it hurts that bad, we have to go
20:27
Speaker 3: to the hospital. She's like, it doesn't hurt that bad.
20:28
Speaker 3: We're fine. We're staying. We're staying for the party and
20:32
Speaker 3: the rest of the day. I think she had like
20:33
Speaker 3: a bruise on top of her foight was limping around
20:36
Speaker 3: for like three days, but like after the party was
20:38
Speaker 3: possibly going away from her. It's like, we're good, don't
20:40
Speaker 3: worry about this. Yeah, she's got it. She's got it.
20:44
Speaker 4: Man, did you have the kids, do you? Yeah, shout
20:46
Speaker 4: out the kids. Do you have a thing. I would
20:48
Speaker 4: love your intel, I would love your input. But do
20:51
Speaker 4: you have a thing when your kid is getting like
20:53
Speaker 4: too many presents?
20:54
Speaker 3: Yeah?
20:55
Speaker 4: Too many birthday presents. Because we're sitting there charing and
20:57
Speaker 4: I like, cruise open some of them and some charing,
20:59
Speaker 4: I are let's figure out how to like donate some
21:01
Speaker 4: gifts so that way she doesn't have like too many gifts.
21:03
Speaker 3: That's the move right there. Kids Talness are such a
21:05
Speaker 3: big family. They just flood, like they flood so many gifts.
21:08
Speaker 4: Tell people to like, you know, chill, you tell people
21:11
Speaker 4: that like not get too many games?
21:12
Speaker 3: Right, Like my I came home.
21:14
Speaker 4: From a matter of fact, I think you're a culprit.
21:16
Speaker 4: You had like massive bags. Yeah, and I remember looking
21:18
Speaker 4: at that bag just being like, god, damn it.
21:19
Speaker 3: I know because I am an enabler, because I have
21:21
Speaker 3: the same worry as you, is like I don't like anything.
21:23
Speaker 3: I want my kid to have good work ethic and
21:25
Speaker 3: not be like yeah and just be grateful. Good work
21:28
Speaker 3: ethic and grateful are the two like key pillars for me. Yeah.
21:31
Speaker 3: So when all these presents are coming in, what we'll
21:33
Speaker 3: do is we'll get all the presents, We'll see what
21:35
Speaker 3: they play with in the first couple of weeks and
21:36
Speaker 3: they're like, hey, let's donate. And then you have to
21:38
Speaker 3: explain those kids that don't get gifts. There's kids that
21:40
Speaker 3: don't have it as good as you. My kids don't know,
21:42
Speaker 3: you know. They they walk around my house and I'm like,
21:45
Speaker 3: you have no fucking clue, man, Yeah, you know how
21:48
Speaker 3: tough this life can actually be.
21:49
Speaker 4: I like that move. They'll figure out what they're playing
21:51
Speaker 4: with and then.
21:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you donate. You donate them away, but
21:53
Speaker 3: then you find out what they really love because you'll
21:56
Speaker 3: be like, all right, this box, it's all it's going
21:58
Speaker 3: out of here. It's getting gone, and they like the
22:00
Speaker 3: little sit there with two dolls in her hand and
22:02
Speaker 3: have a breakdown about it. But I sit there, I'm like, yeah,
22:04
Speaker 3: you got to pick one? Which you got to pick one?
22:07
Speaker 3: I'm with you on the spoilings stuff though. That stuff
22:10
Speaker 3: worries me because it's.
22:11
Speaker 4: Again it's like I don't want to sit there and
22:13
Speaker 4: tell everybody to like not get her a gift, especially
22:15
Speaker 4: like when you know, all my brothers, everybody wants to,
22:17
Speaker 4: you know, be the uncle everybody like wants to have.
22:20
Speaker 3: Like I'm sure Cody and w are sitting there being like,
22:22
Speaker 3: who's gonna out gift?
22:23
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I remember telling Cody, I'm like, bro, just
22:25
Speaker 4: get her like a like a headband that has like
22:28
Speaker 4: else are frozen on it, like should be good with that.
22:29
Speaker 4: He gets her like a butterfly kid, which she enjoys.
22:32
Speaker 4: I'm just thinking, you don't have to go you don't
22:33
Speaker 4: have to get gifts for her all the time. If
22:35
Speaker 4: every Christmas is good, and then if you get like
22:37
Speaker 4: a nice, like small, like sentimental type gift for a
22:40
Speaker 4: birthday or something.
22:40
Speaker 3: I feel like that's kind of the I think if everybody,
22:42
Speaker 3: if everybody listened to you, she would only have frozen
22:45
Speaker 3: head bands because I think I asked you a couple
22:47
Speaker 3: of gifts.
22:48
Speaker 4: I recommend it was like a soccer ball and a
22:50
Speaker 4: frozen head.
22:51
Speaker 3: That's just have a dozen soccer balls and buying fifteen
22:54
Speaker 3: head bands. Yeah, there you go.
22:55
Speaker 4: Here's a Mowana one, here's an else someone.
22:57
Speaker 3: But it was a good party. Yeah, there's a solid party.
23:00
Speaker 5: Man.
23:00
Speaker 3: It was a good time.
23:00
Speaker 4: Everybody assumed to have a good time.
23:02
Speaker 3: It was a big weekend for all of us.
23:03
Speaker 4: Man, JP, your mom came to town.
23:06
Speaker 1: She did. Mom was in town, first time visiting me
23:08
Speaker 1: in Nashville, and it.
23:09
Speaker 4: Was heard your dad was a little tight about it.
23:12
Speaker 1: He was first words out of his mouth when I'm
23:14
Speaker 1: talking to him, that's bullshit, man. I was like, god,
23:17
Speaker 1: dagn so no, But it was good. She wanted to
23:20
Speaker 1: stay in our apartment with us, and if he would
23:22
Speaker 1: have come, they wouldn't have been able because we got
23:23
Speaker 1: a queen size guest bed. But we hit Noko, best
23:28
Speaker 1: restaurant in Nashville.
23:29
Speaker 3: That's one in the east.
23:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, JP's high on.
23:32
Speaker 1: It, high on it. And then listening room on Saturday,
23:36
Speaker 1: which listening room is awesome. If y'all haven't been the
23:40
Speaker 1: just do like writers rounds or you know, guys that
23:42
Speaker 1: have written all these number one songs will be performing
23:45
Speaker 1: them telling you the story behind it, which always amazes me.
23:48
Speaker 1: There's like a couple of guys out there that have
23:50
Speaker 1: number one songs that have been on ice for like
23:53
Speaker 1: fifteen years and then finally somebody cuts it and they
23:56
Speaker 1: get their first number one even though they wrote it
23:58
Speaker 1: back in early two thousands. The industry is, yeah, messed up,
24:03
Speaker 1: but it was awesome. It's anytime you get to spend
24:06
Speaker 1: time with your mom, like I feel like this is
24:07
Speaker 1: the first time since college we've hung.
24:09
Speaker 4: Out like this, which is awesome.
24:11
Speaker 3: Man.
24:11
Speaker 1: So it was a lot of fun.
24:12
Speaker 4: We got to get your dad out here and offer
24:14
Speaker 4: all the dads just of the busting with the boys crew.
24:17
Speaker 4: You're put on notice. You're expected to be out here
24:19
Speaker 4: for the dad combine.
24:21
Speaker 3: Except for my dad.
24:22
Speaker 1: No, he's there.
24:23
Speaker 3: Dave, don't have a Dave might have one year, tire
24:27
Speaker 3: a homeless guy and make him be my dad for
24:29
Speaker 3: the for the day.
24:30
Speaker 4: We'll just put it. We'll build like a penalty box
24:32
Speaker 4: and just put him in the.
24:33
Speaker 3: Because Dave, Dave was talking about it. He's like, hey,
24:35
Speaker 3: I gotta I gotta make this right, like I might
24:38
Speaker 3: make sure you don't come.
24:41
Speaker 4: Sounds like he's trying to make it better.
24:42
Speaker 3: You're he's trying to make it better. But also, Dave,
24:45
Speaker 3: like everyone kind of thinks when we play board games
24:47
Speaker 3: or whatever, like I'll Taylor, Yeah, Taylor would do that.
24:49
Speaker 3: And then when you go, it just confirms to everybody.
24:51
Speaker 3: I'm trying to rewrite history. I'm trying to break family ties,
24:55
Speaker 3: and you're out here doing that to us.
24:57
Speaker 4: Man, trying to break the generational habits.
24:59
Speaker 3: You know, Dave's listen to this right now, just like God,
25:01
Speaker 3: damn it, Taylor, please let me come back.
25:03
Speaker 4: You're Dave your love back, all right, Dave Man, you
25:11
Speaker 4: gotta have Dave. You gotta have all the dads there.
25:13
Speaker 4: Speaking of dad mode, seemed like you dove into some
25:17
Speaker 4: dad mode over the weekend.
25:18
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, Thursday, we had a nice little flood happened
25:21
Speaker 3: in our basements. We have a tornado warning on Wednesday night.
25:24
Speaker 4: Do we had tornado warnings all week.
25:26
Speaker 1: It was young.
25:26
Speaker 3: It was a week of tornadoes. And uh so we
25:29
Speaker 3: get in the base. We have a little safe room
25:30
Speaker 3: down there. We get everybody kind of bundled up or whatever.
25:33
Speaker 3: And I remember, at like three in the morning, both
25:35
Speaker 3: my girls are like not worried about a tornado. They're
25:38
Speaker 3: worried about spiders, but they also want water. So I
25:41
Speaker 3: go and get them water, bring it to them, and
25:43
Speaker 3: I fall asleep. Morning Tailing gets up and Willow get
25:47
Speaker 3: up and they kind of go. Then Win gets up.
25:48
Speaker 3: I'm kind of still sleeping. I'm like, I'm getting my
25:50
Speaker 3: my time in a little bit. I go to get
25:53
Speaker 3: up and I step on the ground and I'm like,
25:55
Speaker 3: holy shit, like they must have spilled the water. And
25:57
Speaker 3: I take cop more steps and I'm like, this is
25:58
Speaker 3: not spilled water. It's not. So the whole basement is flooded.
26:03
Speaker 3: And then I find this little drain and it's like
26:06
Speaker 3: just covered in like random shit. I just a bunch
26:09
Speaker 3: of ground stuff, That's what it is, a bunch of
26:15
Speaker 3: ground stuff. And dude, there's like a dozen people at
26:17
Speaker 3: my house trying to like figure everything out what's going on.
26:20
Speaker 3: We're putting things back in place, and there everyone's kind
26:22
Speaker 3: of just staring at this thing. We take that little
26:24
Speaker 3: drain thing off that because it's suposed to it' supposed
26:26
Speaker 3: to drain water stuff. We take that off, and then
26:29
Speaker 3: the ground ship was everywhere and I'm like, I don't
26:31
Speaker 3: know where this pike goes. And I got men, real
26:35
Speaker 3: men standing around just kind of looking at it, like
26:37
Speaker 3: what do we do next? And I said, why don't
26:40
Speaker 3: we take a little strainer and put it on there?
26:44
Speaker 3: And they all right, buddy, kind of give me a yeah, oh,
26:46
Speaker 3: try whatever you want at your house. I did that
26:49
Speaker 3: ship and it drained all of it, all of it.
26:52
Speaker 1: Bro that ground stuff didn't stay to change.
26:55
Speaker 3: Change with me, dude, I have so much stuff. Yeah,
26:59
Speaker 3: the water, the water stuff was mixing with the ground stuff. Dude.
27:02
Speaker 3: We just had a lot of stuff going on down there.
27:04
Speaker 3: And then the next day I come to the bus
27:07
Speaker 3: or no, yeah, Friday, I go to the bus, come
27:09
Speaker 3: back and there's this big ass like ferret and yeah,
27:14
Speaker 3: there's a big ass cage stuff for like animals and shit.
27:17
Speaker 3: It sounds like you got to put that together, and
27:19
Speaker 3: it says, and it always says the same thing, no
27:21
Speaker 3: tools needed. But you open up the damn little thing
27:24
Speaker 3: and it's got like this bullshit screw. Yeah, so you
27:28
Speaker 3: know what your boy did. I walked into the garage
27:30
Speaker 3: called somebody, Hey, where the power tools that I bought
27:32
Speaker 3: four years ago? They tell me where it's at. I
27:34
Speaker 3: get the Milwaukee tools out and your boy put that
27:36
Speaker 3: together too. So it was a It was a big
27:40
Speaker 3: weekend for my man.
27:41
Speaker 4: Card Dave activated.
27:44
Speaker 5: A little note too.
27:45
Speaker 3: That strainer is actually still right there right now. I've
27:48
Speaker 3: left it out. I wanted. I wanted the real men
27:50
Speaker 3: to pull up on Monday and see that. I want
27:53
Speaker 3: them to see notice. So there's no water here. I
27:55
Speaker 3: wonder how he did it. Probably the strainer. So yeah,
27:59
Speaker 3: it was a big deal for me, man, big weekend.
28:01
Speaker 4: The the tornado stuff was crazy. Man, what was the
28:05
Speaker 4: big day? Wednesday? When it first started and the sirens
28:09
Speaker 4: are going off all around the city. We're watching the
28:12
Speaker 4: live stream on YouTube? What's that? What's that page? Shashash severe?
28:16
Speaker 3: Was it see w or something? They're the best follow
28:21
Speaker 3: when it comes to storms in Nashville.
28:22
Speaker 1: The chat that you want to check is going nuts.
28:26
Speaker 1: They're like an alien abduction has occurred in East and
28:29
Speaker 1: then everyone's running with it and send us to updates.
28:34
Speaker 4: That is too, because the one that happened a few
28:37
Speaker 4: years ago, it was going crazy and I wanted to
28:39
Speaker 4: say char and I slept through it, Like the one
28:41
Speaker 4: that hit in East Dude. Yes, you kind of like
28:43
Speaker 4: wake up and you go back to sleep, but this
28:45
Speaker 4: time knowing that it was all going off and you
28:47
Speaker 4: got the two kids upstairs and stuff, and it's like,
28:48
Speaker 4: you know, you're starting to feel a little more serious
28:51
Speaker 4: about the tornado warnings, like we're down in the closet,
28:53
Speaker 4: we're laying on the floor and everything where it's like,
28:55
Speaker 4: are you scared. I was like, no, that's not scared,
28:57
Speaker 4: and she's like, Okay, I'm not scared either.
28:59
Speaker 3: No, that's sweet.
29:00
Speaker 4: Yeah.
29:00
Speaker 3: Did a couple of years ago when that tornado happened. Yeah,
29:03
Speaker 3: I'm in that georgetownhouse and Town's like, hey, there's a
29:06
Speaker 3: tornado war night. You think we should get the kids
29:08
Speaker 3: and bring them downstairs. And I was like, Noah, we're fine,
29:10
Speaker 3: go to sleep, slept through the sirens, slept through everything
29:13
Speaker 3: in the city, slept everything well up the next day,
29:16
Speaker 3: just like absolute chaos happened in Nashville. I'm like, oh shit, yeah,
29:19
Speaker 3: I need to be a better leader. Yeah leader in
29:23
Speaker 3: this house over on this one Doro. The tornado thing.
29:26
Speaker 4: It was happening all week long. Like I want to say,
29:28
Speaker 4: on on Friday, I want to say, my dad got
29:30
Speaker 4: in and then we were talking about possibly doing dinner now,
29:32
Speaker 4: like you guys don't have any storms going on. And
29:34
Speaker 4: then I checked the app and I'm like, oh, heavy
29:36
Speaker 4: rains supposed to sit in five minutes, And just like that, bro,
29:39
Speaker 4: heavy rainfall was going Nuh. It was a dump blowing sideways.
29:44
Speaker 4: A tree. A tree goes down on the road that
29:46
Speaker 4: takes out the power for like half the block. It
29:48
Speaker 4: was crazy, dude.
29:49
Speaker 7: Did.
29:51
Speaker 3: Yeah generator. I don't even know if the generator worked
29:54
Speaker 3: or not because I had power the whole time. But good,
29:56
Speaker 3: good time.
29:57
Speaker 6: You sent that text on Wednesday asking about power.
30:00
Speaker 3: Was like, no, no, dude, I ad trust me, I
30:02
Speaker 3: would have been. I've been walking around that rain. There
30:05
Speaker 3: were some lightning strikes though that I felt like we're
30:08
Speaker 3: on top of me. I was like I was going
30:10
Speaker 3: out torn hitting the animals, like making sure they're all good.
30:14
Speaker 3: And at one point there was like a like a
30:16
Speaker 3: light flash and like the top of my hair felt
30:19
Speaker 3: like it got staticky, and then a loud crack right
30:21
Speaker 3: after that, and I like, legit was like, uh, these
30:24
Speaker 3: animals gotta fend for themselves tonight.
30:27
Speaker 6: Like a flash of lightning happens, y'all do that old
30:29
Speaker 6: like wives tell where you count? Like one Mississippi, two Mississippi.
30:32
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thunder happens.
30:33
Speaker 5: You're like, that's how far away? Yeah?
30:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, that's a good one.
30:36
Speaker 4: That's a good We're playing PUBG that night, and uh,
30:40
Speaker 4: the storm would happen or the lightning would strike, and
30:42
Speaker 4: I'm just sitting there in my head counting. I'm like,
30:43
Speaker 4: don't worry, boys, is like twenty miles away right now.
30:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, speaking of pub G, what a game you? Yeah?
30:50
Speaker 4: Got you on?
30:51
Speaker 3: And you guys did it in a way that I
30:52
Speaker 3: couldn't say no. Yeah, like shirm and Will pulled me
30:56
Speaker 3: into our little the den, a little area where we
30:59
Speaker 3: do it where we stream, and I'm like, oh shit,
31:01
Speaker 3: who's on the hot seat And they're like, no, it's
31:02
Speaker 3: not a hot seat, it's the opportunity seat. Like, oh shit,
31:05
Speaker 3: what's happening? They're like, PUBG, we need a fourth tonight.
31:08
Speaker 3: You in And I immediately called Dayalen.
31:10
Speaker 4: Yeah.
31:11
Speaker 3: I was like can I do this? Do you have
31:13
Speaker 3: any plants? So much fun?
31:15
Speaker 4: It was like a dream of mine was coming to
31:17
Speaker 4: life because I brought up Pug I brought up Rainbow
31:19
Speaker 4: six back in the wrist days. Yeah, during COVID, Yes,
31:22
Speaker 4: and seeing it all come to life like it was
31:24
Speaker 4: a it was a proud moment.
31:25
Speaker 3: That that makes me look back at the COVID time
31:27
Speaker 3: and say, we miss an op. Yeah, with the PUBG said,
31:29
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be able to pull it off that will though,
31:30
Speaker 3: because our boy Brad well then also we had five
31:33
Speaker 3: to biscuit and you have to play a four. Yeah,
31:35
Speaker 3: so Brad Brad would have been essentially Jared.
31:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm assuming he just can't really play shooter games
31:41
Speaker 4: like you got your boys who just for whatever reason,
31:43
Speaker 4: they can't play shooter games that well, and he's one
31:45
Speaker 4: of those guys that you just can't like, all right,
31:47
Speaker 4: let's just play risk or let's play Rocket League, and
31:49
Speaker 4: then you just leave them off on the side.
31:51
Speaker 3: Do you want to talk about what Jared did?
31:57
Speaker 4: So Jared? So, Jared and Taylor have this rivalry going on.
32:03
Speaker 4: It's like a sibling rivalry rivalry.
32:05
Speaker 3: He's a little bro.
32:06
Speaker 4: Yeah, little bro, big bro. That dynamic goes on at
32:09
Speaker 4: all times, that little rivalry goes on, it seems it
32:14
Speaker 4: feels like at all times at the shop, it's knowing
32:17
Speaker 4: that we were gonna get Jared and Taylor on the
32:19
Speaker 4: game on pub G. We already knew it was gonna
32:22
Speaker 4: be fireworks, yep. And so I start planning in Jared's
32:25
Speaker 4: ear to kill Taylor when he lands in PUBG. And
32:28
Speaker 4: then Jared looks at me like as he leaves, and
32:30
Speaker 4: JP and Coop I believe we're standing there and j
32:33
Speaker 4: and Jared was like, you have my word, I'll kill him,
32:36
Speaker 4: and I'm like, yeah, I'm walked off that night, Taylor's
32:40
Speaker 4: on before Jared can get on, it's just me, Sherman
32:43
Speaker 4: Taylor playing, and then Taylor starts like, Hey, I'm gonna
32:46
Speaker 4: kill Jared, and then text and in our group cho
32:48
Speaker 4: with me, him and Suham like I'm gonna I'm gonna
32:50
Speaker 4: kill Jered whenever we land, and I'm just grinning behind
32:52
Speaker 4: the phone, knowing that both of them want to kill
32:54
Speaker 4: each other when they.
32:54
Speaker 3: Well, Sherm said, when we first got on, He's like,
32:56
Speaker 3: I can't wait for Jared to get on because you
32:57
Speaker 3: know one of them is gonna kill each other.
32:58
Speaker 1: Yeah.
32:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, So when I Jared's gonna hit you both, I'm like, hey,
33:02
Speaker 3: should I kill Jared? But my the way my add works.
33:05
Speaker 3: I put my phone down then to completely forgot about it.
33:08
Speaker 4: But I'm texting you on the side. I'm like, I'm
33:09
Speaker 4: telling Jared and Taylor both on the side. I'm telling Jared, Hey,
33:13
Speaker 4: Taylor said he's gonna kill yeah. And then I'm texting Taylor.
33:16
Speaker 4: I'm like, hey, Jared said he's gonna kill you, so
33:18
Speaker 4: you got to move fast when you land. And then
33:20
Speaker 4: I text sure him just one on one, like this
33:21
Speaker 4: is awesome, Jared kall, this is gonna be hilarious. They
33:25
Speaker 4: both land and we're starting to loot, and if you're
33:28
Speaker 4: not familiar with PUBG, you're like loot and you're trying
33:30
Speaker 4: to pick up gear and everything else. Jared, I see
33:32
Speaker 4: him run across my window, like going to kill you.
33:34
Speaker 4: And then I just hear Taylor on the mic saying, oh,
33:36
Speaker 4: I don't have any AMO yet, and I'm like, oh,
33:38
Speaker 4: Jared's gonna get the boy, Taylor. So I go into
33:40
Speaker 4: the room to watch this unfold. Jared knocks down Taylor.
33:43
Speaker 4: And in this game, you don't kill anybody outright. You
33:46
Speaker 4: knock them down first, and then they're crawling and then
33:47
Speaker 4: you would have to finish them off. And then they're
33:50
Speaker 4: out of the game. They're out of the game unless
33:52
Speaker 4: you like bring them back to life.
33:54
Speaker 3: And when you first drop in the game, like there's
33:55
Speaker 3: like you guys are referring to it as hot drops.
33:57
Speaker 3: And then sometimes you drop and there's like nobody around.
33:59
Speaker 4: Yeah we dropped.
34:00
Speaker 3: There was really nobody around us. Yeah, so I'm kind
34:03
Speaker 3: of going, I go, hey, I got no if anybody
34:05
Speaker 3: has any And then all of a sudden, I get shot.
34:07
Speaker 3: My little screen like vibrates and I see little blood
34:09
Speaker 3: pop up. I'm like, eh, taking shots. I'm taking shots.
34:13
Speaker 3: And then I get knocked and it's like, you know,
34:15
Speaker 3: you've been knocked in it, and it puts you in
34:17
Speaker 3: this like a little like Crawley position, and I just
34:20
Speaker 3: like pan my camera over and I see Jared like
34:23
Speaker 3: standing there pressing his pelvis against me, crawling around.
34:25
Speaker 4: Jared starts tea bagging this and we're all laughing, and
34:30
Speaker 4: then he picks Taylor up, so it's like, okay, he's
34:32
Speaker 4: gonna pick him up, like, let's start playing the game.
34:33
Speaker 4: He knocks Taylor again, Yes, picks him up, knocks him
34:37
Speaker 4: a third time.
34:38
Speaker 3: It's still funny.
34:39
Speaker 4: We're all sitting there on my Jared what are you doing?
34:41
Speaker 4: Like time times running out, like we're gonna have to
34:44
Speaker 4: the story. Come stop knocking him down, like, let's start
34:46
Speaker 4: playing now. Then Jared kills him, like executes him and
34:49
Speaker 4: murders him to where he's out of the game.
34:51
Speaker 3: It's like you've been killed.
34:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, and we're like, Jared, what the fuck are you doing?
34:55
Speaker 1: Bro?
34:55
Speaker 4: He's like, you told me and just like that, Jared
34:57
Speaker 4: is that friend where in high school if you getting
35:00
Speaker 4: trouble in front of your parents. He starts narking and
35:02
Speaker 4: saying everything. He's like, will text to me this, say,
35:05
Speaker 4: like nine PM, make sure you know, hey, make sure
35:08
Speaker 4: you kill Taylor. Taylor's gonna kill you will. Sends a
35:11
Speaker 4: screenshot saying Taylor's gonna kill you will sing all this
35:13
Speaker 4: shirms there, shirms, laugh and saying kill him. And he
35:16
Speaker 4: just starts outing everybody and we're we're all just laughing,
35:19
Speaker 4: like bro, relax and the whole time.
35:20
Speaker 3: In the game, I'm so new to the him, Like
35:22
Speaker 3: am I just done for this round? Then like I
35:24
Speaker 3: just gotta sit here and wait, So Jared's gotta go
35:26
Speaker 3: revamp me. He takes on fire. Yeah, it was a
35:29
Speaker 3: fucking deal, man.
35:30
Speaker 4: It was a fun night though we were up goon
35:31
Speaker 4: until like two in the morning.
35:33
Speaker 3: I feel like we got late at night. It was
35:35
Speaker 3: lately got that chicken dinner there. Yeah, it was massive.
35:37
Speaker 3: It was a massive deal.
35:39
Speaker 8: The chatter was just epic for the remainder of the
35:41
Speaker 8: night between Will and Taylor. Everything turned into a fight
35:44
Speaker 8: from there on. Out of Jared got the scope that
35:48
Speaker 8: Taylor wanted, wouldn't give it to Taylor. It was like
35:51
Speaker 8: trying to get you to like do or like say
35:53
Speaker 8: things like you forgave him or like hates all you
35:56
Speaker 8: knocked me and that I'll give you the scope.
35:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's gonnaccount for anything.
36:01
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
36:02
Speaker 8: And I loved how deep his voice was when he
36:04
Speaker 8: was knocking you. He was like, yeah, what do you
36:06
Speaker 8: think about that tailor what do you think of it?
36:08
Speaker 8: And then as soon as Taylor was like when he
36:13
Speaker 8: killed Taylor and we're like, dude, what are you doing?
36:15
Speaker 8: And he started narking on everybody, he went the high
36:17
Speaker 8: pitch voice.
36:18
Speaker 5: It was like, well, I don't even know. It was
36:21
Speaker 5: just like the tail of two Jared's Yeah.
36:24
Speaker 4: That night, I want to say, uh, the sleep our
36:28
Speaker 4: count was low. However, what I got in the mail.
36:31
Speaker 4: I've gotten all my Ashton Hall ship those Ashton Hall.
36:36
Speaker 3: Come on, come on bro oh oh yeah.
36:39
Speaker 4: Dude, sorry, yeah, yeah yeah. He's a leader fault. He's
36:46
Speaker 4: got these magnetic nasal strips and I got him in
36:49
Speaker 4: the mail, and I shit you not. They're game changers. Really,
36:53
Speaker 4: these are game changers. Boys like you have. There's different
36:56
Speaker 4: tapes going. Yeah, there's like tapes out there that try
36:59
Speaker 4: to like that stay stiffed and they try to expand
37:02
Speaker 4: your nostrils. This one it has like a little piece
37:04
Speaker 4: of tape on each side and has this little magnetic
37:07
Speaker 4: strip right, and so then you have like this fixed
37:10
Speaker 4: like hard material nasal strip to where it magnetizes to it,
37:14
Speaker 4: so it expands your nostrils far. So I have the
37:18
Speaker 4: mouth tape on, I have the nostril magnetic strips now,
37:22
Speaker 4: and bro, I think I only got like five hours
37:24
Speaker 4: and some changes sleep. I logged an eighty sleep score
37:27
Speaker 4: on my garment. No shit, yeah, this and everything I'm
37:30
Speaker 4: telling you type in uh type in magnetic nasal strip.
37:33
Speaker 3: Let me ask you this so we can at least.
37:35
Speaker 4: Shut out the brand. So in case people that want
37:37
Speaker 4: to get their sleep game in order.
37:39
Speaker 3: How does it work with the face routine though, So.
37:42
Speaker 4: You'll do your face routine. Make sure you're dry up. Now.
37:45
Speaker 4: Our boy ash and Hall uses a banana to clean
37:47
Speaker 4: his face. I haven't gotten that far yet. I'll just
37:49
Speaker 4: use the face walls. I'll do my little night routine
37:51
Speaker 4: on my face. Yeah yeah, but I'll just I'll put
37:53
Speaker 4: I'll make sure it's dry. Yeah. Intake, Intake bands, magnetic
37:57
Speaker 4: Intake bands is the spot, is the place to order from.
38:02
Speaker 4: And uh so you you'll have your you'll still have
38:04
Speaker 4: like your dry skin. You'll get it dry and you'll
38:05
Speaker 4: just tape them on and it'll magnetize it up and.
38:07
Speaker 3: Just put like an oil on. There's an oil. A
38:11
Speaker 3: dance on my face is like greasy.
38:14
Speaker 4: You might have to try it out an experiment. Who knows.
38:16
Speaker 4: Yeah again ash and All, he rubs the banana and
38:18
Speaker 4: so I'm sure there's a little bit of moisture when
38:20
Speaker 4: he does it. Who knows.
38:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, but this cuts.
38:22
Speaker 4: But I'm just letting you know. Intake, that's the brand.
38:26
Speaker 4: It is a game changer, all right. Good to know
38:30
Speaker 4: that might have to be my shot out.
38:31
Speaker 7: No free show to say, we normally give no free shadows.
38:34
Speaker 3: That's true.
38:35
Speaker 4: Oh, Yeah, we are no Free shotow podcast Free Shotouts.
38:38
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38:41
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38:44
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38:48
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38:53
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38:56
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39:26
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39:29
Speaker 4: is the move. Honey, you put honey on this.
39:32
Speaker 3: Gotta put honey on it.
39:33
Speaker 1: Do what.
39:35
Speaker 4: We have some I think, oh shit, we got honey.
39:39
Speaker 4: You want to take a bite. I know you know,
39:41
Speaker 4: just to not I'm sure people are watching that.
39:43
Speaker 3: Yeah.
39:43
Speaker 4: I wonder what this is gonna taste like in your mouth.
39:45
Speaker 4: And we gotta get these free. We gotta get these
39:47
Speaker 4: free Cajun biscuits. Yeah the biscuit is soft. Yes, do
39:51
Speaker 4: you want honey Taylor?
39:53
Speaker 3: Yo, got extras?
39:56
Speaker 4: We just cut them this part, yeah that way.
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Speaker 6: Right?
40:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, you want it?
40:02
Speaker 4: All right?
40:03
Speaker 3: Oh? Nice, we got it, We got it.
40:07
Speaker 4: Here we go.
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Speaker 9: It.
40:13
Speaker 4: So my shout out bout free shot out this week
40:15
Speaker 4: is going to be intake magnetic bands in your nose.
40:20
Speaker 4: I'm telling you and everybody listening, parent life, it doesn't matter.
40:25
Speaker 4: This ship is a game changer. I swear to God.
40:28
Speaker 4: I think there is supposed to help to people with
40:30
Speaker 4: deviated symptoms because the tape doesn't necessarily work like the
40:33
Speaker 4: tape brands out there. But the magnetic one, Bro, it's
40:37
Speaker 4: like this fixed hard material, so it expands out your
40:39
Speaker 4: nostrils and it has all these different levels for your nose.
40:42
Speaker 4: So if you want to if you want a massive one,
40:44
Speaker 4: if you want a smaller one, if you have a
40:45
Speaker 4: little petit nose. I don't know if anybody on the
40:47
Speaker 4: bus has a petite nose. Maybe sure you got cula
40:51
Speaker 4: button nose, come on, but yeah, intake, intake.
40:57
Speaker 9: Yeah, honey, I got my shoutout.
41:07
Speaker 3: No free shout out is getting go my shoutout, no
41:10
Speaker 3: bow shout, my shoutout bou free shout out goes to
41:17
Speaker 3: deep laughter on the microphone while playing online with the boys.
41:21
Speaker 3: When you when someone just says something or we just
41:24
Speaker 3: it's late at night and you just get the giggles
41:26
Speaker 3: and everyone just kind of laughing and it's quiet for
41:28
Speaker 3: a little bit and then someone's laughter starts more laughter
41:31
Speaker 3: for everybody else. There's really not an endorphin spike like
41:34
Speaker 3: anything else.
41:35
Speaker 1: It is.
41:35
Speaker 3: It is amazing, Okay, Mitch, talk to him, Mitch.
41:43
Speaker 7: So I it's it's not okay. I'm not going to
41:46
Speaker 7: preface it. My shoutow, no free shout out is my
41:49
Speaker 7: shout out. Bo free shout out is getting up really
41:54
Speaker 7: early and like knocking out a workout or doing whatever
41:58
Speaker 7: you need to do, and then like getting to work
42:01
Speaker 7: early and then just knocking some shit out and then
42:03
Speaker 7: you feel like, okay, that was a productive morning. I
42:05
Speaker 7: got up at six fifteen this morning. I ran a
42:08
Speaker 7: mile and a half. Signed I signed up for a
42:10
Speaker 7: five k on set last Saturday for this coming Saturday,
42:14
Speaker 7: not realizing that we travel all week, so I'm not
42:16
Speaker 7: gonna be able to run for the rest of the week.
42:20
Speaker 7: But like, yeah, I have this triathlon coming up. So
42:22
Speaker 7: I ran this morning, got to work at like seven
42:24
Speaker 7: point thirty, knocked some shit out here, and I was like,
42:27
Speaker 7: this was a productive ass morning, Like this felt good.
42:31
Speaker 7: I'm I'm a bit tired, but I got a coffee
42:34
Speaker 7: and it felt really good this morning.
42:35
Speaker 3: You're just like a baby tonight too.
42:37
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you got that run in so you could
42:39
Speaker 5: eat this bit.
42:39
Speaker 4: Shut up bow for you. Shout out Ashton Hall. He's
42:42
Speaker 4: changing lives.
42:42
Speaker 3: He's changing lives.
42:45
Speaker 4: Jangles gotta get him on bow Jak.
42:46
Speaker 3: Guys, there's something about this bess here real quick, that
42:49
Speaker 3: bite you take after minutes after, I still have the
42:54
Speaker 3: flavor of the biscuit while also having a little bit
42:56
Speaker 3: of that heat from the Cajun flea a chicken four
43:00
Speaker 3: point five.
43:01
Speaker 4: It's a good biscuit. It's a good, big, soft biscuit.
43:03
Speaker 3: It's a good biscuit. Next time, I'm have it with
43:05
Speaker 3: the honey, though, I gotta do it the honey next time. Yeah,
43:09
Speaker 3: I don't know.
43:09
Speaker 8: If this is breaking any rules, but I have two
43:11
Speaker 8: shout out both free shoutouts go ahead. First one is
43:14
Speaker 8: a personal, a selfish shout out both free shout out.
43:16
Speaker 8: I heard tell that flag football season is starting today
43:22
Speaker 8: for a particular person on the bus, Wow, Mitch Carsley.
43:26
Speaker 8: We've been talking about the mustash Mitch, all the different
43:30
Speaker 8: forms of mitche, but I think my favorite form of
43:32
Speaker 8: Mitch is flag football.
43:33
Speaker 5: Mitch.
43:34
Speaker 8: I'm really excited for the content that comes from that
43:36
Speaker 8: this year.
43:39
Speaker 7: That's a new stuff lined up this year.
43:43
Speaker 8: And the back of the bus spot is going to
43:44
Speaker 8: be a perfect place for us to really deep dive
43:47
Speaker 8: into the flag football stuff. So I'm excited for that
43:50
Speaker 8: as well. Uh and then we're selfishly the shout out
43:54
Speaker 8: bout free shout out. I went to go pick up
43:56
Speaker 8: a pizza this weekend. Pizza wasn't ready, so I parked
44:00
Speaker 8: the car and I just sat there in the parking lot.
44:02
Speaker 8: The sound of rain when you're in a parked car
44:04
Speaker 8: and there's no wipers going, it's just a DDDDDDP on
44:08
Speaker 8: the top of the car.
44:10
Speaker 1: Love that dude, So good shout out my shout out, Beau,
44:17
Speaker 1: free shout out goes to good customer service. And I
44:21
Speaker 1: mentioned Noko earlier, but if you're a restaurant and you
44:25
Speaker 1: are a restaurant that takes reservations, I cannot stress enough
44:29
Speaker 1: how how much you should add this to your game
44:32
Speaker 1: at from a service industry standard, this should be the standard.
44:36
Speaker 1: The next day, Noko, you get a phone call from
44:39
Speaker 1: Noko Nashville and it's one of the managers, whoever it is, Hey, JP,
44:43
Speaker 1: just want to say thanks again for coming in last night.
44:46
Speaker 1: How was everything? Tell them how it was all right? Man,
44:49
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for coming in to our restaurant
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Speaker 1: and for you know, your business. We really appreciate it.
44:55
Speaker 1: We'll see you next time. Getting a phone call the
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Speaker 1: next day from a place you already had a a
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Speaker 1: dinner from is like you feel like you're a part
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Speaker 1: of their You feel like you're a part of their family.
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Speaker 3: Damn, that is a nice little nugget.
45:06
Speaker 1: Great touch. Yeah, we got the tomahawk. I swear this
45:12
Speaker 1: is why the tomahawk. Obviously it's like a more expensive thing.
45:17
Speaker 1: And then like it comes out when it's ready, so
45:19
Speaker 1: you have a little bit of time, and they brought
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Speaker 1: two more like free appetizers, Like Hey, from the chef.
45:25
Speaker 1: Here's the strip, this is on me. Here's these fries.
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Speaker 7: This is on me.
45:28
Speaker 1: It's like y'all are crushing it. And that is why
45:31
Speaker 1: Noko is the best restaurant in Nashville.
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Speaker 4: No better.
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Speaker 3: Hooked the boy up with little gift card, no doubt,
45:38
Speaker 3: and those fries are crazy.
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Speaker 4: To the right of that.
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Speaker 3: What is that tomahawk? Yeah? Is that you Cheta peppers
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Speaker 3: in the side too.
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Speaker 1: Best TOSHEEDO peppers that you'll ever have.
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Speaker 3: I LOVESO peppers, CRAZYO peppers. I've been, I've been, I was,
45:54
Speaker 3: I think I went when I first opened up with
45:56
Speaker 3: the boy Chandler, Taandler and your boy in f Yeah,
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Speaker 3: we all went out to dinner and grabbed it was
46:02
Speaker 3: it was fire. That steak is really good. You brought
46:06
Speaker 3: up a thing too that I need to do a
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Speaker 3: better job of, and that's doing natural activities in Nashville.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I just don't like I got Jason, so I don't
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Speaker 3: really eat out. And then like my weekends are pretty
46:16
Speaker 3: much like it. We do whatever with the kids and
46:18
Speaker 3: then we go the farmer's market. Like I'm pretty structured.
46:20
Speaker 3: I gotta figure out a way to get out of
46:23
Speaker 3: my own head and go to these riders rounds or
46:26
Speaker 3: these other events that are taking place in Nashville that
46:28
Speaker 3: make Nashville Nashville because I have people come in all
46:31
Speaker 3: the time, like whether it's Arizona or Tailor's family from Canada. Like,
46:34
Speaker 3: what should we do? We could sit on my couch
46:37
Speaker 3: while Jason cooks something like yeah, yeah, yeah, I just
46:42
Speaker 3: kind of like we do busting and then I just
46:44
Speaker 3: go home and hang out. I need to find something.
46:47
Speaker 3: I need to find it.
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Speaker 1: A lot going on. City would love for you to
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Speaker 1: be out.
46:52
Speaker 3: Yeah. I was at home depot twice this weekend. I
46:56
Speaker 3: don't I hate bragging. I hate bragging being a man.
47:00
Speaker 3: But about two axes for what planting? Bro? I've been
47:05
Speaker 3: planting my ass off this spring.
47:08
Speaker 1: An axe for gardens, bro.
47:11
Speaker 3: Oh good question, Jack. I'll tell you right now. So
47:14
Speaker 3: when we first moved in, you know, you just pulling
47:16
Speaker 3: in my house and the gate opens, and then on
47:18
Speaker 3: the right there's like what the goats and everything are.
47:21
Speaker 3: So there is used to be a tree. We took
47:23
Speaker 3: that tree out because the tree died during construction, but
47:26
Speaker 3: under there is a stump and my wife's like, hey,
47:28
Speaker 3: we need to take this tree into plant in this area.
47:30
Speaker 3: As I start to dig, there's too much wood. So
47:34
Speaker 3: I got I bought axes. I'm about to go ham
47:37
Speaker 3: on Mother Earth. Yeah. No, those are hatchets. Those are hatchets.
47:42
Speaker 3: I bought a four pound axe and then an eight
47:45
Speaker 3: pound axe because I didn't know which one was. No,
47:48
Speaker 3: because it's underground, so it's like it's a root system
47:50
Speaker 3: because it's not like above ground.
47:53
Speaker 1: Yeah, stationary cam video yourself chopping waf testoster on Twitter
47:58
Speaker 1: will go crazy.
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Speaker 3: Yeah you might have to. I might have to because
48:03
Speaker 3: I have been planning my ass off. Boys. We got
48:05
Speaker 3: we got all our little like our garden. We have
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Speaker 3: all the garage. We have the lights on and stuff
48:10
Speaker 3: like that. I turn them on in the morning, turn
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Speaker 3: them off at night. We water them. Tail's all about it, man,
48:15
Speaker 3: We're making a compost station right now.
48:17
Speaker 1: We don't coming in with a swing though.
48:20
Speaker 3: No, I gotta sit down. I chopped the tree down
48:22
Speaker 3: last year. I mean it was about like it was
48:24
Speaker 3: like that thick but a tree none the less. Yeah,
48:29
Speaker 3: I've took that motherfucker out, dude. Yeah, so anyway, I'm
48:33
Speaker 3: becoming a man. Shut up me, dude. And if you
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Speaker 3: want to look like a man. Stuff is some true classic.
48:41
Speaker 3: Get yourself some true classic, dude. When I first met Ryan,
48:45
Speaker 3: it was at a blackjack table. We sat there and
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Speaker 3: I just talked to myself, this man looks fantastic, he looks.
48:50
Speaker 3: What's he wearing? Sure enough, it's true classic. Will Compton
48:53
Speaker 3: makes a little Christmas order. Ryan's a fan of the show,
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Speaker 3: Bing Bang Boom comps it. And now we're a year
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Speaker 3: and a half after that and we're wearing true classic.
49:01
Speaker 3: Are those two classic plants? Yes they are.
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Speaker 4: Yes, they look ability a lot of range in these
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Speaker 4: have a lot of range in these bands.
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Speaker 3: They have a Pema line that is coming out March twentieth.
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Speaker 3: It is more elevated, silkier material, one hundred percent Pema cotton,
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Speaker 3: perfect for going out. They have twenty new new styles
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Speaker 3: and tall this year. I feel like that had a
49:22
Speaker 3: lot to do with me a little bit, because they
49:24
Speaker 3: didn't make the thirty six length. Now we got the
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Speaker 3: thirty six length. This shirt too, for all the tall
49:28
Speaker 3: boys out there. This one has that good drape over
49:31
Speaker 3: the cross area. You need that sometimes if history if
49:33
Speaker 3: you're walking a bulge like I am. If you don't
49:36
Speaker 3: want to buy online, they're at Target. There are multiple
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Speaker 3: places in Nashville if that's where you are at. They're
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Speaker 3: known for three things, perfect fit, feel, and price. No
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Speaker 3: matter what you buy, it's going to have three things
49:46
Speaker 3: top to bottoms. It is amazing. Their mantra is look good,
49:51
Speaker 3: feel good. And also the reason why I asked sir
49:54
Speaker 3: for a sharpie was Wizard. We did a stream. Wizard
49:59
Speaker 3: was massive in helping get the white Arabian horse on
50:01
Speaker 3: red de Redemption two could not figure it out. He's
50:04
Speaker 3: earned himself on this plaque. It is and it wipes
50:07
Speaker 3: away very easy, Wizard. So that's a good lesson for life.
50:10
Speaker 3: That's a good lesson for life. You're great, right now,
50:13
Speaker 3: Let's continue to be great, Wizard.
50:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, dude, love it.
50:17
Speaker 3: That's it.
50:18
Speaker 4: Should we dive into Mark Norman.
50:19
Speaker 3: What a show?
50:20
Speaker 1: Then you do their Master's Dinner?
50:22
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Master's dinner.
50:24
Speaker 5: I mean we can do that outside of.
50:27
Speaker 4: Now when you say Master's dinner, now do we have
50:31
Speaker 4: like a menu to work on?
50:34
Speaker 3: This is just it's the previous winner every year sets
50:37
Speaker 3: the menu for the Master's dinner before, So what does
50:40
Speaker 3: it give me on Wednesday night, and so it sounds
50:44
Speaker 3: like like a last meal, like death. Yeah, Like you're
50:47
Speaker 3: three courses and you basically you can choose whatever you choose,
50:49
Speaker 3: like your favorite hometown restaurant. They'll cater it in you have,
50:52
Speaker 3: like your mom's favorite, you know, green bean cast role
50:55
Speaker 3: or whatever. I'm ready to go right now. So whenever
50:57
Speaker 3: you're ready, ahead your structured you like an appetizer main
51:01
Speaker 3: course this year, there should be a photo of it.
51:06
Speaker 1: If you just go, you can switch it up.
51:10
Speaker 4: From his previous one.
51:12
Speaker 7: I would sabotage.
51:14
Speaker 4: I feel like if you're in scotty sabotage, if you're
51:17
Speaker 4: in Scottie shoes, you've won before, run the same exact dinner.
51:21
Speaker 5: Back right, But he hadd.
51:26
Speaker 3: He has cheeseburger sliders, firecracker shrimp, Papa Chefs meatball and
51:32
Speaker 3: ravioli bites, Texas style chili.
51:36
Speaker 4: Do you know.
51:38
Speaker 3: You got a wood fired cowboy rabbi or a blackened
51:42
Speaker 3: redfish warm chocolate chip cookies skillet cookie? That is pretty
51:48
Speaker 3: okay at best.
51:50
Speaker 5: That's a that's a textan meal cookie with ice cream.
51:53
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that dessert that's elite. That's the best
51:55
Speaker 3: thing on there though.
51:56
Speaker 4: Oh you're saying the whole menu.
51:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, a solid little man.
52:00
Speaker 5: Yeah, what did you not like on? It?
52:02
Speaker 3: Is something? First off, I think cheeseburger sliders always sound
52:06
Speaker 3: better than they actually are.
52:07
Speaker 5: It's a little starter though.
52:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a little starter. It's fine, but it's like,
52:11
Speaker 3: even if it is good, it's like this bike is
52:12
Speaker 3: not going very far from me. I need, I need,
52:14
Speaker 3: I need food.
52:20
Speaker 4: Toasted pizza rolls in Rocky Mountain oysters, okay, And then
52:26
Speaker 4: for the little the little soup dish, I love the
52:28
Speaker 4: chili vibe. You're gonna have chili with little uh half
52:31
Speaker 4: cut sandwiches of peanut butter, peanut butter sandwiches. Main course
52:35
Speaker 4: is going to be ceb Joe's Barbecue Pizza. Seebech Joe's
52:39
Speaker 4: is now out of business, but growing up in high school,
52:41
Speaker 4: if I could bring something back to life, it's ceb
52:43
Speaker 4: Joe's Barbecue Pizza. That's the main course. And for dessert,
52:47
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with the Blondie from Applebee's.
52:49
Speaker 3: The Blondie is a white chocolate chip cookie with ice
52:52
Speaker 3: cream on top.
52:52
Speaker 4: Like a white chocolate chip brownie coming out on a hot,
52:56
Speaker 4: sizzling skillet with ice cream on top, and it is incredible.
52:59
Speaker 3: Okay, it feels like a tear talk. Should we all
53:02
Speaker 3: give one word?
53:04
Speaker 4: Go ahead?
53:06
Speaker 3: Missouri will.
53:12
Speaker 1: Authentic scrumpches, mid.
53:21
Speaker 5: No whet hurt oysters.
53:24
Speaker 3: I did love the Blondie. It's not my favorite version
53:27
Speaker 3: of the skillet dessert combo, but I do like the
53:31
Speaker 3: idea of a hot plate with some sort of dough
53:33
Speaker 3: in the bottom followed by an ice cream on top.
53:35
Speaker 4: I love that if I ever won the Masters, people
53:38
Speaker 4: were eating off my menu, I think that they would
53:40
Speaker 4: get a nice, nice taste of Willy.
53:42
Speaker 7: See.
53:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, if I ever won the Masters, I want people
53:45
Speaker 3: to come back that next year, and I want them
53:46
Speaker 3: have the best meal of their entire life. So the
53:48
Speaker 3: appetizer we're gonna start with is zips medium golden wings,
53:54
Speaker 3: extra crispy, extra saucy. There will be a note on
53:57
Speaker 3: that thing saying no blue cheese allowed. There will only
54:00
Speaker 3: be ranch available to everybody. There will also be plenty
54:02
Speaker 3: of celery and carrots on the side, and a lot
54:04
Speaker 3: of wet naps. Now, when I get down to my
54:07
Speaker 3: main course, you'll have multiple options, but you're gonna get both.
54:10
Speaker 3: You're gonna get a Monaco f Kasha from zips with
54:15
Speaker 3: half and half onion rings and French fries. And also
54:19
Speaker 3: you're gonna get yourself a nice tomahawk. I think a tomahawk.
54:22
Speaker 3: You're gonna have the bone in. It's not gonna be
54:23
Speaker 3: cut up or you're gonna have to work through it.
54:25
Speaker 3: Why because there's some glass there. But also you're probably
54:28
Speaker 3: gonna have a couple bites at tom I'm gonna be like,
54:30
Speaker 3: this is pretty damn good, but then you're gonna get
54:31
Speaker 3: to that pication, like holy shit, dude, I don't I know,
54:34
Speaker 3: I shouldn't need this, but I'm gonna do it anyway. Yeah,
54:37
Speaker 3: the steak will also have amount of spicy pimento cheese
54:42
Speaker 3: next to it, and then a cup of chimney cherry
54:44
Speaker 3: sauce as well, because everybody who goes into a steak
54:46
Speaker 3: place wants to get the sauce, but at one point
54:48
Speaker 3: in their life there told when you go to a
54:49
Speaker 3: nice steakhouse, you don't ask for the sauce because it
54:51
Speaker 3: insults the chef because their steak is supposed to be
54:53
Speaker 3: a certain way. Not here, you're already getting sides with that.
54:56
Speaker 3: My dessert is going to be similar, but it is
54:59
Speaker 3: going to be a chocolate chip cookie skillet with not one,
55:03
Speaker 3: not two, but three scoops of vanilla ice cream on top.
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Speaker 3: That's my master's dinner, solid dialed.
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Speaker 7: Meaty zips, all hyphened. Sign me up.
55:22
Speaker 3: Food Baby food Baby is a good one.
55:25
Speaker 4: Might have to carry in some dairy queen blizzards on deck.
55:30
Speaker 3: People walk out flavor A bunch of mitches walk out
55:32
Speaker 3: of your darling. It's all right, it's a dairy queen
55:35
Speaker 3: truck there waiting, and we'll just tipping over blizzards.
55:38
Speaker 4: Here you go, a super slept on.
55:40
Speaker 2: Uh.
55:41
Speaker 8: Master's dinner was Hideki matsu yamas I got the men
55:45
Speaker 8: you pulled up there for you guys.
55:47
Speaker 4: Some maps. He had a sort of sushi sashimi and
55:51
Speaker 4: the geary chicken skewers. What is that dashi broth? It's
55:58
Speaker 4: like a misouashi fish Okay, some a five wag you
56:01
Speaker 4: beef rabbi with mixed mushrooms and vegetables, some sancho descn
56:09
Speaker 4: panzu fluffy sponge cake with whipped cream and a mau
56:15
Speaker 4: strawberries a mau. Yeah, we'll say that served in honor
56:20
Speaker 4: of mister Hideki Matsuyamie. Yeah, didn't basic.
56:26
Speaker 3: If I was to add anything to my dinner, I
56:29
Speaker 3: would add New England clam chowder. And I would also
56:33
Speaker 3: there was one other thing. When you were talking, Oh,
56:34
Speaker 3: Sachia peppers, I would add you cha peppers.
56:38
Speaker 1: It was funny to watch Will read that venue and
56:41
Speaker 1: then pause and chuckle, even though just a second ago
56:45
Speaker 1: he said chili with half sliced peanut butter right next
56:47
Speaker 1: to it. This pizza place that actually closed down.
56:50
Speaker 3: But that's all right, Lash, It's all right. Yeah, that
56:57
Speaker 3: is funny.
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Speaker 6: First ever non like American food they've had at a
57:03
Speaker 6: Master Center.
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Speaker 1: Shout Japan.
57:06
Speaker 3: Pissed off.
57:06
Speaker 4: Shout out Japan.
57:08
Speaker 6: Why would they be pissed off?
57:09
Speaker 1: You know what?
57:10
Speaker 3: Nineteen forty two Pearl Harbor.
57:17
Speaker 4: Damn, he's speaking of Canada. Oh didn't we? Uh? We
57:23
Speaker 4: shouted him out with Norman. Oh you did?
57:25
Speaker 3: Did shout him out? Normal?
57:26
Speaker 4: Shout him out with Norman.
57:28
Speaker 3: No, No, don't worry. He's got fifteen things here. Burke
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Speaker 4: Go check out the Boy Bert.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I love the Boy bur It's hit this episode.
57:45
Speaker 4: Yah, let's getting the Mark Norman.
57:46
Speaker 3: You guys are gonna love this episode. It's fantastic.
57:49
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah.
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Speaker 5: He was a great time. A lot of laughs, a
57:51
Speaker 5: lot of laughs, a lot of laughs.
57:52
Speaker 3: Also, he just kind of comes out with comments like
57:54
Speaker 3: you'll be having a conversation and then he'll.
57:55
Speaker 4: Just have like a one liner in there. He had
57:57
Speaker 4: a good energy.
57:58
Speaker 3: He had one about Will Smith that you're laughing and
58:01
Speaker 3: while you're laughing, like, I don't know if I should
58:02
Speaker 3: laugh at Yeah, but it was still solid, good enough
58:05
Speaker 3: to laugh at.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 5: Hey good to be here in the bus. I feel
59:11
Speaker 5: like a Rosa parks in here.
59:13
Speaker 3: Yeah you're in the front. You're actually in the middle.
59:16
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, you'll be all right, all right, don't play
59:18
Speaker 5: liltend to like the back.
59:20
Speaker 3: Yeah. The cool kids in middle school was at that.
59:22
Speaker 5: They always went to the back. When I was a kid, there.
59:24
Speaker 3: Was there ever you a big bus guy going to school.
59:26
Speaker 5: I did a couple of times. I went to public
59:28
Speaker 5: school till like fifth grade and that then it ended.
59:31
Speaker 3: Then you had a private school for that.
59:32
Speaker 5: My parents made me, they're like you're slacking off. You
59:34
Speaker 5: gotta you need some discipline. So they brought me to
59:36
Speaker 5: Catholic school.
59:37
Speaker 3: How was that?
59:38
Speaker 5: It sucked? But the Catholic school kids are way more
59:41
Speaker 5: fucked up. The drugs were out of control, the girls
59:43
Speaker 5: were whorees and a half.
59:45
Speaker 4: So how long did you go to a Catholic like
59:47
Speaker 4: a private Catholic school?
59:48
Speaker 5: Just four years? Just to the high school?
59:50
Speaker 4: Oh you did it through high school? Yeah? Did you
59:52
Speaker 4: have to?
59:53
Speaker 3: Those are the core years of your life, your childhood
59:56
Speaker 3: school until fourth grade, and then you went to public
59:59
Speaker 3: school for that one public school to that. So you
1:00:01
Speaker 3: guys kind of flips because you went fifth grade and
1:00:02
Speaker 3: then you went to Catholic school.
1:00:04
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, eighth grade and then eighth grade high school.
1:00:06
Speaker 5: Wait where are you from Missouri? Interesting?
1:00:10
Speaker 4: Yeah, BoNT Missouri, Saint Joseph Catholic School.
1:00:13
Speaker 5: Did you get diddled?
1:00:15
Speaker 4: Did not get diddled?
1:00:16
Speaker 5: Come on, you're a hunk.
1:00:18
Speaker 3: At some point at simple I think as an insult.
1:00:22
Speaker 3: You see a bunch of other kids walking in there,
1:00:23
Speaker 3: it's like, what's on me?
1:00:25
Speaker 4: Yeah?
1:00:26
Speaker 3: Too much?
1:00:28
Speaker 5: You know, it wasn't too fast. You could get a
1:00:30
Speaker 5: good run quick back then. Yeah, you're still quick yeah,
1:00:33
Speaker 5: but the fat kids they got fucked.
1:00:36
Speaker 3: Isn't it. Isn't it interesting the public school and the
1:00:38
Speaker 3: private school dynamic with like you were talking about girls
1:00:41
Speaker 3: being the way they are the drugs.
1:00:42
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:00:43
Speaker 3: I was up in a small town school for my
1:00:45
Speaker 3: first three years of high school, and then I went
1:00:46
Speaker 3: down to Scott's there zoned to a different high school,
1:00:48
Speaker 3: but there was a lot of money there, and so
1:00:50
Speaker 3: up in Cave Creek, it was like we're to do weed.
1:00:53
Speaker 3: Everyone just did weed, and once in a while kid
1:00:55
Speaker 3: would find their mom's oxy and that was kind of it.
1:00:57
Speaker 3: But then you get down to like Paradise Valley, all
1:01:00
Speaker 3: the kids were running pills as harder drugs. It was
1:01:02
Speaker 3: very It was like crazy, how just a thirty minute drive.
1:01:05
Speaker 3: How different.
1:01:06
Speaker 5: Everyone's like, yes, you get that crunchy weed crew, and
1:01:09
Speaker 5: then you go down there and it's just blow and pills.
1:01:12
Speaker 5: Yeah that's fun. But boy, you must have I think
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1:01:17
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is. You find them, You find them working
1:01:19
Speaker 4: in the targets and you're just like, you know what's
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1:01:22
Speaker 3: Yeah?
1:01:22
Speaker 5: I think it's because it's so hot, so you can't
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Speaker 5: you gotta you gotta be in a bikini all the time.
1:01:27
Speaker 3: Yea, yeah, there's not that Midwest. You just kind of
1:01:29
Speaker 3: like put a couple on for the winter. Yeah, I'm
1:01:32
Speaker 3: gonna yeah you have you had a bundle up gold
1:01:34
Speaker 3: outside exactly.
1:01:35
Speaker 5: You see you ever go to Buffalo. These women have
1:01:37
Speaker 5: the Buffalo bill's uh pajama pants on and a scowl.
1:01:42
Speaker 5: You know they're real bummed out up there. Give me
1:01:47
Speaker 5: in a pool with a beer and yeah, that's a
1:01:48
Speaker 5: good time.
1:01:50
Speaker 3: Go ahead.
1:01:50
Speaker 4: I was just gonna say, where'd you grow up? Did
1:01:51
Speaker 4: you go down to Catholic school? Was it New Orleans?
1:01:54
Speaker 5: New Orleans baby born and raised?
1:01:56
Speaker 4: Did you guys have to rock uniforms?
1:01:57
Speaker 1: We did?
1:01:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sucked. Tie the whole thing, black shoes, gray pants,
1:02:02
Speaker 5: white button down.
1:02:03
Speaker 4: Do you have like a fond outlook on your high
1:02:05
Speaker 4: school days?
1:02:06
Speaker 5: Yeah, I guess I had. I had a couple of moments.
1:02:08
Speaker 5: I banged a prostitute who was fifty when I was
1:02:13
Speaker 5: like a junior and colle I mean high school, and
1:02:15
Speaker 5: I was the king of school for a while. No,
1:02:17
Speaker 5: I guess it's I'm a survivor of assault. Yea, No
1:02:20
Speaker 5: one cares.
1:02:21
Speaker 3: Had a couple of STDs, probably got through.
1:02:24
Speaker 5: Yeah, I what do you call it wrapped up?
1:02:27
Speaker 1: Oh?
1:02:27
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. She was a prostitute at the place.
1:02:30
Speaker 3: Yeah, fifteen years old.
1:02:31
Speaker 5: Was that something, well, she was weathered. She looked like
1:02:35
Speaker 5: this bus. I mean she was she'd seen a few winters.
1:02:39
Speaker 4: Was that something that boys kind of talked you into?
1:02:42
Speaker 5: No, it was a crazy story. Was New Year's Eve Eve,
1:02:45
Speaker 5: so the day before the millennium two thousand, so it
1:02:47
Speaker 5: was nineteen ninety nine. So there was white two k
1:02:49
Speaker 5: in the air, there was a buzz. Everybody thought the
1:02:51
Speaker 5: world was gonna end. I'm walking down Bourbon Street with
1:02:54
Speaker 5: my high school buddies. There's a woman flashing on the balcony.
1:02:56
Speaker 5: I'm just staring at her. It's pre internet porn, and
1:02:59
Speaker 5: she goes, you want to come up? And it was
1:03:00
Speaker 5: just that easy, and she came down. We couldn't get
1:03:03
Speaker 5: in the hotel, they wouldn't let us sin. And she
1:03:04
Speaker 5: came down. She goes, you kids want to come up
1:03:06
Speaker 5: and throw some beads? And I just go fuck it,
1:03:08
Speaker 5: And I go I don't want to go to two
1:03:09
Speaker 5: thousand of virgin and she goes, well, I won't let
1:03:11
Speaker 5: you true story, no shit. Yeah, So I went up
1:03:15
Speaker 5: to her hotel and her husband was there or pimp
1:03:17
Speaker 5: or whoever, and he goes, which one is it? And
1:03:19
Speaker 5: she pointed to me, and he took my two friends
1:03:21
Speaker 5: on the balcony and I banged her.
1:03:24
Speaker 4: How were you nervous?
1:03:25
Speaker 5: I was terrified. I mean, yeah, he's an old bag.
1:03:30
Speaker 4: You guys leave the room. You're sitting there like, fuck,
1:03:32
Speaker 4: Am I going to be able to operate right now?
1:03:33
Speaker 5: One hundred percent?
1:03:34
Speaker 3: I mean or in high school, you're yeah, there's not.
1:03:37
Speaker 3: It could be a problem getting that up at all.
1:03:39
Speaker 7: Yeah.
1:03:39
Speaker 5: And I remember she said, you have a condom, and
1:03:40
Speaker 5: I pulled a condom from my wallet, was like from
1:03:42
Speaker 5: the Reagan era, you know, it's all stretchy and brown.
1:03:46
Speaker 5: And she opened a drawer and she had like dildos, vibrators,
1:03:49
Speaker 5: lube and so. Yeah. And then my friends were on
1:03:51
Speaker 5: the balcony. They just closed the doors and they hung
1:03:53
Speaker 5: out out there.
1:03:54
Speaker 3: What did did your friends sound about what they were
1:03:56
Speaker 3: doing with the husband?
1:03:57
Speaker 5: Yeah, they were just drinking. They had a cooler out there,
1:03:59
Speaker 5: So they're drinking, throwing beads off the balcony as you do.
1:04:02
Speaker 5: And you know, twenty seconds later, I said, hey, I'm done.
1:04:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, and after it was done, She's like, Okay, that'd
1:04:09
Speaker 3: be like one hundred fte bucks.
1:04:10
Speaker 5: No, I think she had a thing for teenagers because
1:04:13
Speaker 5: she was like, give me your number, let's do this again,
1:04:15
Speaker 5: because I don't think the old guy could get it up.
1:04:17
Speaker 5: That was me a little skateboard and deviant.
1:04:19
Speaker 3: So if you're a woman, took that down.
1:04:21
Speaker 5: Yes, Yes, I rearly had pubes and that is wild.
1:04:27
Speaker 3: New Orleans is a crazy.
1:04:28
Speaker 5: Place, crazy place, weird place to grow up because it
1:04:30
Speaker 5: exkews your whole perception of life. And I moved to
1:04:34
Speaker 5: New York and I was like, what's all this? You know?
1:04:36
Speaker 4: You know, we went down there for the Super Bowl. Oh,
1:04:39
Speaker 4: Taylor was hyping it up big time, and I'm a
1:04:42
Speaker 4: big fani. We ate some bad oysters. It was kind
1:04:44
Speaker 4: of a tough week. A week ago, I walk away
1:04:46
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, what do people love about New Orleans?
1:04:49
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a different, different time.
1:04:51
Speaker 3: I was telling Will before. I was like, hey, man,
1:04:53
Speaker 3: like you're gonna go down there. The culture is so different,
1:04:56
Speaker 3: the Caju in everyone's just kind of like in their
1:04:58
Speaker 3: own world. It's like a third bol Yeah, but you're
1:05:00
Speaker 3: still in the United States. It's like a lot of fun.
1:05:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, you can drink outside. The food's weird.
1:05:04
Speaker 3: It's kind of about it like it was just it's
1:05:06
Speaker 3: just it's like a cool fun time. Yes, we get there,
1:05:09
Speaker 3: we go to act me at Oyster House in the
1:05:10
Speaker 3: first Like the next day, he's on the toilet, our
1:05:13
Speaker 3: boy geez on the toilet. Then I get put on
1:05:15
Speaker 3: the toilet. So like it's one of those weeks where
1:05:18
Speaker 3: you hype something up to your boys and then at
1:05:19
Speaker 3: the end of the week it's like, there's no way
1:05:20
Speaker 3: I'm ever going to get them to go back right,
1:05:22
Speaker 3: make it right again.
1:05:23
Speaker 5: Yeah, but that I feel like you went during the
1:05:24
Speaker 5: super Bowl. That's a different thing. You got to go
1:05:27
Speaker 5: just a normal Tuesday.
1:05:28
Speaker 4: Where do you rank New Orleans as a city now
1:05:31
Speaker 4: that you've been everywhere?
1:05:32
Speaker 5: Well, I mean, it's wildly corrupt and we got horrible
1:05:34
Speaker 5: infrastructure and the Pelicans are gonna fucking shut down they're
1:05:37
Speaker 5: so bad. But uh, as a city, it's just great.
1:05:40
Speaker 5: It's a jewel of the South. I mean we got
1:05:43
Speaker 5: you know, the Bourbon Street, we got Marti Gras, we
1:05:45
Speaker 5: got jazz Fest, the food, the gumbo crawfish. So I
1:05:49
Speaker 5: put it way up but you.
1:05:51
Speaker 4: Know its not a great comedy. You know, it's a
1:05:54
Speaker 4: high school er too, like just Marty gral coming.
1:05:56
Speaker 5: In forget about it. Guys are two weeks off of
1:05:58
Speaker 5: school for Marti Gras. That's that's how crazy that city.
1:06:02
Speaker 5: Two weeks so you just go to parades every night
1:06:04
Speaker 5: and try to get fingered. Oh sorry, Freudian, did we
1:06:10
Speaker 5: were you like in New Ones and New Ones in
1:06:12
Speaker 5: the city. In the city, I got a crazy Uh.
1:06:15
Speaker 5: I don't know anything about sports, I'm sorry, grow up.
1:06:18
Speaker 5: I mean I played little league, yeah yeah, and frisbee skateboarding.
1:06:23
Speaker 5: But yeah, I grew up in a in a dilapidated
1:06:26
Speaker 5: mansion in a black neighborhood, and everyone thought we were
1:06:29
Speaker 5: rich because we had this mansion. But it was just
1:06:31
Speaker 5: like a piece of ship house. If you want to
1:06:33
Speaker 5: look it up, it's the du four Baldwin House, seventeen
1:06:35
Speaker 5: oh seven Esplanade Avenue, And uh, we got robbed all
1:06:38
Speaker 5: the time and people would break in and be like,
1:06:41
Speaker 5: you gotta get your shit together, you know, like you guys,
1:06:43
Speaker 5: this is horrible. Yeah, that was our house. It was
1:06:45
Speaker 5: like a real fixer upper and my dad bought it.
1:06:48
Speaker 5: It goes back and back and everybody thought we were loaded,
1:06:51
Speaker 5: but we had no money, no ship. Yeah, so we
1:06:54
Speaker 5: turned them.
1:06:54
Speaker 4: We did rob nothing to take to take.
1:06:56
Speaker 5: We turned into a bed and breakfast because we my
1:06:58
Speaker 5: dad ran out of income, so you needed more money.
1:07:01
Speaker 3: I mean, it looks nice for me. That's I would
1:07:03
Speaker 3: rob you. Yeah, I thought I was in that business.
1:07:04
Speaker 3: That probably one of the first houses I would stop at.
1:07:06
Speaker 5: Half the houses or half the rooms didn't have electricity.
1:07:09
Speaker 5: We had running water and like only a certain part
1:07:11
Speaker 5: of the house. It was crazy, no way. Yeah.
1:07:14
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a couple obviously had a bunch of
1:07:16
Speaker 3: teammates that were from like Baton Rouge or New Orleans,
1:07:18
Speaker 3: and like they're always about like the ninth Ward, Yes,
1:07:21
Speaker 3: and the ninth Ward is like the hardest area of
1:07:23
Speaker 3: New Orleans.
1:07:23
Speaker 5: Yeah, terrifying, is it?
1:07:25
Speaker 3: Like the would you say, like the ninth Wards the
1:07:27
Speaker 3: number one, like most tough spot.
1:07:29
Speaker 5: Yes, there's like how many.
1:07:30
Speaker 3: Wards are there? Thirteen?
1:07:32
Speaker 5: Yeah, something like that. Yeah.
1:07:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've done my homework.
1:07:37
Speaker 5: It is a that's a tough area. And Katrina that's
1:07:40
Speaker 5: where that really got fucked during Katrina. So really yeah,
1:07:43
Speaker 5: a lot of the poor people who lived in that
1:07:45
Speaker 5: area moved to like Biloxi or Texas?
1:07:48
Speaker 3: And what made you go to New York? So you're
1:07:50
Speaker 3: you're in New Orleans. You just lost your Virginia to
1:07:52
Speaker 3: do a fifth year old right before two thousand, right
1:07:54
Speaker 3: before the world was about to come to an end.
1:07:56
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:07:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, you graduate high school and you just go up north.
1:07:58
Speaker 5: Yeah. I wanted to be a median. And there's no
1:08:00
Speaker 5: clubs there, there's no people don't care about comedy there.
1:08:03
Speaker 5: They want to get drunk. They don't want to hear
1:08:04
Speaker 5: your thoughts on cereal, you know. And so you got
1:08:08
Speaker 5: to go to New York or LA. So I went
1:08:09
Speaker 5: to New York.
1:08:10
Speaker 4: You wanted to be a comic for since when.
1:08:13
Speaker 5: I think, you know, as a in college, I did
1:08:16
Speaker 5: some open mics just because I had nothing going on.
1:08:18
Speaker 5: I was a loser. I lived in a house with
1:08:19
Speaker 5: five guys. We'd play beer, pong and poker and we
1:08:22
Speaker 5: try to get laid. And that was my whole life.
1:08:24
Speaker 5: I failed out of three colleges. So eventually I found colleges. Yeah,
1:08:29
Speaker 5: which three, LSU, U, N O, and Southeastern.
1:08:34
Speaker 3: How do you fail out of LSU.
1:08:37
Speaker 5: That's a good school. Actually, I mean I just didn't
1:08:39
Speaker 5: do any work and didn't go to class, so it
1:08:41
Speaker 5: wasn't that hard. But uh yeah, I finished online eventually
1:08:45
Speaker 5: because my parents made me.
1:08:46
Speaker 4: And you're just like, I'm just gonna take a stab
1:08:48
Speaker 4: at this comedy game.
1:08:49
Speaker 5: Take a stab. And I had so little going on on.
1:08:51
Speaker 5: My parents like, do something. You're depressing us. You're a disgrace, disappointment. Yeah.
1:08:56
Speaker 5: So I became a janitor in New York and did
1:08:59
Speaker 5: comedy at.
1:08:59
Speaker 4: Night a janitor.
1:09:01
Speaker 5: Yeah, great gig by the way, Yeah yeah, I mean
1:09:03
Speaker 5: you got headphones in, you're mopping. It's very zen.
1:09:06
Speaker 3: It was like a janitor at school.
1:09:08
Speaker 5: Uh no, it like a high rise, like a skyscraper.
1:09:11
Speaker 3: Okay, mathematic equations on the board. You would just see
1:09:14
Speaker 3: it with.
1:09:15
Speaker 5: Jokes on the wall.
1:09:17
Speaker 3: On the wall, how did this dick get here? You
1:09:18
Speaker 3: write a little joke about that dick.
1:09:20
Speaker 5: Yeah. I wanted a job where you didn't have to think,
1:09:22
Speaker 5: so you can just think about comedy.
1:09:24
Speaker 7: I did.
1:09:24
Speaker 5: I did furniture moving, bus boy ship like that.
1:09:26
Speaker 3: So you do a couple open mics and it starts
1:09:28
Speaker 3: to consume you.
1:09:29
Speaker 5: You're like, you love it completely, especially when you have
1:09:32
Speaker 5: nothing going on. You're like, this is something, this is
1:09:34
Speaker 5: I'm getting something out of this. I'm meeting people, I'm
1:09:36
Speaker 5: getting laughs. Fucking I'll go for it. It's kind of
1:09:40
Speaker 5: a blessing sometimes to have nothing like to fall, like
1:09:43
Speaker 5: your back's against the cliff, so you just gotta go
1:09:45
Speaker 5: for it.
1:09:46
Speaker 4: Dud A Janitor, Yeah, fascinated by that move.
1:09:49
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that is you just try to put
1:09:51
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Speaker 3: back to the episode. Yeah, how long were you ojenerator
1:10:33
Speaker 3: before like, okay, comedy started to become like a real
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Speaker 3: thing for you.
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Speaker 5: I jumped around from job to job, but I was
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Speaker 5: a jannif for probably by two or three years. And
1:10:40
Speaker 5: then I started opening for Amy Schumer at the time,
1:10:43
Speaker 5: and she was like blowing up. So I just got lucky.
1:10:46
Speaker 5: And then she took me on the road and I
1:10:47
Speaker 5: got to quit the janitor job and go for it.
1:10:50
Speaker 3: How does the process work about becoming an opener for somebody?
1:10:53
Speaker 3: Like do you have to have the relationship or you
1:10:54
Speaker 3: have an agent that's like, hey, try this guy out.
1:10:57
Speaker 5: Yeah. I was super lucky all these agents and they
1:11:00
Speaker 5: don't do shit.
1:11:00
Speaker 3: You know.
1:11:01
Speaker 5: Other comics are the ones that help you. And I
1:11:03
Speaker 5: did a set at a comedy club. She happened to
1:11:05
Speaker 5: be headlining it. She saw me, she was like, hey,
1:11:06
Speaker 5: that's pretty funny. We got to know each other and
1:11:09
Speaker 5: then she said I'm doing this gig in Long Island.
1:11:11
Speaker 5: I said great. We hit it off and there you go.
1:11:14
Speaker 4: What was it like working with Amy? I feel like
1:11:15
Speaker 4: she gets some weird hate at times.
1:11:17
Speaker 5: She does. Yeah, well this is before everything was weird.
1:11:20
Speaker 5: Everything is like political now and divisive and this and that.
1:11:23
Speaker 5: It was before all that shit. You just had fun
1:11:25
Speaker 5: and told jokes and got laughs. And she was awesome.
1:11:28
Speaker 5: She was super helpful. And I watched her blow up.
1:11:31
Speaker 5: I watched her go from like clubs to theaters to arenas.
1:11:34
Speaker 4: Yeah, and becoming a mom.
1:11:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, all that shit. Movies.
1:11:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, she wish she did do with everything too. That
1:11:41
Speaker 3: is wild. Now, how long how long did you open
1:11:43
Speaker 3: for her?
1:11:45
Speaker 5: A while? I'd say like six years or so.
1:11:47
Speaker 3: You started going to theaters with her.
1:11:48
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I was I was a green open micro
1:11:51
Speaker 5: so that was all new to me too, so I
1:11:52
Speaker 5: had to learn how to do that shit as well.
1:11:55
Speaker 3: What is it like?
1:11:56
Speaker 4: Is there?
1:11:56
Speaker 3: What's the difference for you when you're working a small room,
1:11:59
Speaker 3: like a small little comb compared to a theater, like
1:12:01
Speaker 3: it much much more intimate when you're in the small club.
1:12:05
Speaker 5: Yeah, I say a small club is like a fistfight,
1:12:07
Speaker 5: like a bar fight, and a theater is like a
1:12:09
Speaker 5: sanctioned boxing match. You know, we got like rules and
1:12:12
Speaker 5: regulations and there's money involved. But a comedy club it's
1:12:15
Speaker 5: like a knife fight. You're just trying to survive. These
1:12:17
Speaker 5: drunks are yelling at you and.
1:12:18
Speaker 4: Then you have recently somebody like come on stage.
1:12:21
Speaker 5: Yeah, well that was a hoax. Yes, I feel guilty
1:12:25
Speaker 5: about it. But some guy was like, I want to
1:12:27
Speaker 5: go viral, and I was like, I'm not the guy.
1:12:29
Speaker 5: Because he's like, comedy's blowing up. I want to go
1:12:31
Speaker 5: viral and I said I'm not the guy, and he goes,
1:12:33
Speaker 5: I'll give you this much money and I said, I'm
1:12:34
Speaker 5: in no shit. He set the whole thing up, but
1:12:37
Speaker 5: it worked.
1:12:38
Speaker 3: It went viral because it did go crazy for a minute.
1:12:40
Speaker 3: And so this is all it was all planned out, gig.
1:12:42
Speaker 3: You were never nervous at all.
1:12:43
Speaker 5: No, No, I was like, I didn't know what was
1:12:45
Speaker 5: going to happen. He just said something crazy going to happen,
1:12:47
Speaker 5: and just play off of it. That's all I knew.
1:12:49
Speaker 5: And then this guy walks on stage, and the brilliance
1:12:51
Speaker 5: of it was it we left it to the unknown,
1:12:55
Speaker 5: like no one. Nothing was explained. So then the internet
1:12:58
Speaker 5: starts trying to figure it out. Then it turns in
1:13:00
Speaker 5: to some fucking JFK thing. We're like, this happened, and
1:13:02
Speaker 5: that happened. There's multiple shooters, Yeah exactly.
1:13:06
Speaker 3: That is fucking yeah. How much did he pay you?
1:13:10
Speaker 5: It was. It was a hefty sum.
1:13:11
Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, that's enough for you to compromise your morals. Yeah,
1:13:15
Speaker 3: for you to say, hey, I'll go to the opposite direction
1:13:17
Speaker 3: to what I want.
1:13:17
Speaker 5: And I got some hate. I got a lot of
1:13:19
Speaker 5: hate on the internet, like, oh you were, you were,
1:13:21
Speaker 5: I was a fan of yours. Now you're selling out
1:13:23
Speaker 5: for money, you fucking hack and all that.
1:13:25
Speaker 4: But it blows over, Yeah, blows trying to get a
1:13:28
Speaker 4: nice little laugh, leave it up for mystery. I saw
1:13:31
Speaker 4: him like, oh shit, like this seems like a real
1:13:33
Speaker 4: thing that's going down. Yes, happening.
1:13:35
Speaker 5: Yeah, they nailed it.
1:13:36
Speaker 4: Have you ever had guys that come up and kind
1:13:37
Speaker 4: of interrupt your set? And he gets a little.
1:13:39
Speaker 5: All the time, all the time, no one respects comedy,
1:13:42
Speaker 5: Like no one's walking on stage at fucking h Glengarry
1:13:44
Speaker 5: Glenn Ross. You know, so like people come up there,
1:13:47
Speaker 5: people throw bottles at you, especially in the early days,
1:13:50
Speaker 5: because you're nobody. And I get it. Like some guy
1:13:53
Speaker 5: works at a mill. He comes out to the Funny
1:13:55
Speaker 5: Bone and Toledo and you're not killing and he's like,
1:13:58
Speaker 5: I paid for this, I'm playing for some dweb to
1:14:01
Speaker 5: talk on stage while drinking a beer and I'm not laughing,
1:14:04
Speaker 5: fuck this guy.
1:14:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the process of like throwing a bottle, you're
1:14:07
Speaker 3: making it sound like it's a scene from the Blues
1:14:09
Speaker 3: Brothers and they play like the old Western saloon. Yeah,
1:14:12
Speaker 3: it's like, what, at what point do you just go, oh,
1:14:14
Speaker 3: this is not a good show. This is not for
1:14:15
Speaker 3: me to just walk away instead of throwing bottles at.
1:14:17
Speaker 4: People and making the comic like, I'm sure they just
1:14:19
Speaker 4: feel shitty that you have such a strong writing. It's
1:14:22
Speaker 4: like then you kind of can't get in your creative anymore.
1:14:25
Speaker 4: You're just like, fuck, I kind of feel like I
1:14:27
Speaker 4: feel guilty. I feel like a loser right now. This
1:14:29
Speaker 4: guy's so fucking mad at me. Yeah.
1:14:31
Speaker 3: And if you're not laughing, the comic knows you're not laughing,
1:14:33
Speaker 3: and no one's laughing. You think he's up there by
1:14:35
Speaker 3: himself with the microphone. He's up there for twenty more minutes.
1:14:37
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, it's a Will Smith thing. It's like with
1:14:40
Speaker 5: Chris Rock, Like every comic knoww what that felt like?
1:14:43
Speaker 3: Yeah? Did you see Will Smith's song? He just dropped?
1:14:47
Speaker 3: I heard I haven't he just put up He just
1:14:49
Speaker 3: put up a video of like it's basically a video
1:14:51
Speaker 3: of him playing a bunch of different characters in the
1:14:53
Speaker 3: barber shop talking shit about Will Smith. But it's like
1:14:57
Speaker 3: a whole it's like a whole rap. It's actually kind
1:14:59
Speaker 3: of solid. It's kind of solid. It's creative, is what
1:15:02
Speaker 3: it is.
1:15:03
Speaker 5: He needs a win.
1:15:04
Speaker 3: He needs a win. He's in a bad spot, yeah,
1:15:07
Speaker 3: because he's kind of ever since that Chris Rock, Like,
1:15:09
Speaker 3: what what's he been doing?
1:15:10
Speaker 5: He did one movie that flopped. It was like a
1:15:12
Speaker 5: slave movie, which is weird because it's you know, he's
1:15:15
Speaker 5: used to getting backlash. But sorry, that was right there.
1:15:22
Speaker 5: But yeah, that flopped. And then after that, I mean,
1:15:24
Speaker 5: it's one of those things just change your whole trajectory.
1:15:27
Speaker 5: It's like Alec Baldin shooting a lady. You know, your
1:15:29
Speaker 5: life is one way, and then one day later it's
1:15:30
Speaker 5: completely different.
1:15:31
Speaker 3: I can't I can't understand the way what went through
1:15:35
Speaker 3: his head to make that decision. Everything's going your way.
1:15:38
Speaker 3: You win an Academy award that you win an Oscar, right,
1:15:40
Speaker 3: it was Oscar. He wins some sort.
1:15:42
Speaker 5: Of massive award he did night he did, and so
1:15:45
Speaker 5: you know.
1:15:45
Speaker 3: He's on the top of the world. Still, he's been
1:15:46
Speaker 3: due it for decades. Yeah, Chris Rock makes a g
1:15:49
Speaker 3: I Jane joke and he's come out massively on top
1:15:52
Speaker 3: from that.
1:15:53
Speaker 5: Yes, he's cleaning taking the chance.
1:15:55
Speaker 4: Like the Internet's being like, is this staged?
1:15:57
Speaker 3: Right? I thought it was slack. His slap like seems
1:16:01
Speaker 3: so like mechanical. Yes, it did seem fake to me.
1:16:04
Speaker 5: It was like a medieval thing, like you with a glove.
1:16:07
Speaker 3: Like he's been acting his whole life. He doesn't know
1:16:08
Speaker 3: how a real slap shit even.
1:16:10
Speaker 5: Yeah, and Chris Rock hand I mean I would have
1:16:11
Speaker 5: been like, what the fuck Jesus Christ. He was just like, Okay,
1:16:15
Speaker 5: that was weird.
1:16:17
Speaker 4: We're at the Oscars right now.
1:16:18
Speaker 3: Even that stance right there, it looks like that's choreographed.
1:16:22
Speaker 5: It totally does like this.
1:16:23
Speaker 3: It's like perfectly done. Yeah, Chris Rock handled that like
1:16:26
Speaker 3: a gangster.
1:16:26
Speaker 4: You wouldn't do that.
1:16:27
Speaker 5: You think no, I mean swing you think, well, I
1:16:29
Speaker 5: don't know.
1:16:30
Speaker 4: First of all, he might be on the ground.
1:16:32
Speaker 3: Yeah, might be true.
1:16:34
Speaker 5: I might be out and I might milk it too.
1:16:36
Speaker 5: I might go full flagrant like.
1:16:40
Speaker 4: Come on the next day, you got black thing going?
1:16:45
Speaker 3: Dude? That is what is that? What are we looking at?
1:16:47
Speaker 3: Their shirm?
1:16:48
Speaker 4: Oh, people, that's got to be.
1:16:49
Speaker 8: They're saying it might be a patch, may have been faked.
1:16:53
Speaker 3: I could see it being fake.
1:16:54
Speaker 5: Still interesting, but this could be photoshop though, it could
1:16:57
Speaker 5: be photos.
1:16:58
Speaker 3: These days, you never know what's gonnapp.
1:17:00
Speaker 5: New headline, Chris Rock does blackface?
1:17:04
Speaker 3: Yeah? Have you ever been in a fight yourself?
1:17:07
Speaker 5: Oh? Yeah, I don't know if I've ever won one,
1:17:10
Speaker 5: but I've been beat up a few times.
1:17:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, who's was it? Were you the antagonist?
1:17:14
Speaker 1: No?
1:17:14
Speaker 5: Never? Never, but I got I got knocked out once
1:17:18
Speaker 5: and I pissed myself. That's how bad the knockout was.
1:17:21
Speaker 3: No shit, broad daylight.
1:17:23
Speaker 5: Now, I was at night. I was at a Marty
1:17:24
Speaker 5: Gross parade. I was in college and I was with
1:17:26
Speaker 5: a bunch of dudes. Yeah, it's a crazy time. This
1:17:29
Speaker 5: kid one of the things. You know, they throw beads
1:17:32
Speaker 5: and baballoons and all that and cups, but if you
1:17:34
Speaker 5: catch a spear. That was like the ultimate get at
1:17:38
Speaker 5: a Marty Gross parade. So one kid had a spear
1:17:40
Speaker 5: and these fucking tough guys, these other kids were like, hey,
1:17:43
Speaker 5: give us a spear, and we stepped in. We're like,
1:17:45
Speaker 5: give the kid the spear. He caught the spear. Let
1:17:47
Speaker 5: him have it, but they wanted the spear. So now
1:17:49
Speaker 5: they start shit with us, like you got a problem,
1:17:51
Speaker 5: and you know, we're not tough guys. We're like, wait,
1:17:53
Speaker 5: fucking with a kid, what are you doing? And then
1:17:55
Speaker 5: before I knew it, like out of a movie, one
1:17:57
Speaker 5: of the guys pushed me and his he had a
1:17:59
Speaker 5: friend on the on the knees behind me, so I
1:18:01
Speaker 5: rolled over.
1:18:02
Speaker 3: Oh you got bridged.
1:18:03
Speaker 5: I got bridged, which I didn't know people actually did that.
1:18:06
Speaker 5: So I'm like, whoa, what the fuck? And I screamed
1:18:09
Speaker 5: like a girl, and then they start just wailing on me,
1:18:11
Speaker 5: and uh yeah, it was crazy and we all got
1:18:14
Speaker 5: beat up pretty bad.
1:18:15
Speaker 4: And then say, where's all the boys that like? It
1:18:16
Speaker 4: seemed like they just kind of identified you, like, let's
1:18:18
Speaker 4: whoo pit this dude's ass.
1:18:20
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well I think I was chirping a little bit. Yeah,
1:18:22
Speaker 5: and uh we all got stomped out. I remember being
1:18:25
Speaker 5: on the floor on the cement. I could see my
1:18:27
Speaker 5: friend getting like a Doc Martin on his face, and
1:18:30
Speaker 5: we were okay, and then it ended. The cops came.
1:18:32
Speaker 5: They ran away, and then we were on a front
1:18:34
Speaker 5: lawn like twenty minutes later, like that was crazy, huh,
1:18:36
Speaker 5: And one lady yell's either they're coming back or like
1:18:41
Speaker 5: one of my friend's girlfriends. And a guy got a
1:18:42
Speaker 5: running start and hit me in the temple and I
1:18:44
Speaker 5: saw white and I hit the fucking I hit the
1:18:47
Speaker 5: dirt and then I pissed myself. But I woke up
1:18:49
Speaker 5: to all my friends fist fighting above me. It was crazy.
1:18:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, sh some ladies yelling they're coming back.
1:18:56
Speaker 9: Yeah.
1:18:57
Speaker 5: I had a big egg on my head.
1:18:59
Speaker 3: And now when you wake up and you see your
1:19:01
Speaker 3: friends fighting, what's the first thing goes to your head?
1:19:03
Speaker 3: My pants are wet or oh my god, look at this.
1:19:05
Speaker 5: It was just I was woozy, pants are wet, and
1:19:07
Speaker 5: my girlfriend was like super turned off. Yeah, she was like,
1:19:10
Speaker 5: look at this. This is the guy I'm with. He's
1:19:12
Speaker 5: covered in pissed and he's on the floor.
1:19:15
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you're sitting on the lawn or the cops there.
1:19:18
Speaker 5: Well, the cops had gone at this point, so they
1:19:20
Speaker 5: were just fighting. And then eventually it's just kind.
1:19:22
Speaker 4: Of be like, how crazy is that? And then old
1:19:23
Speaker 4: buddy comes out of nowhere. It just wrecks.
1:19:26
Speaker 5: You clocked me, Yeah, you must have said something bad,
1:19:29
Speaker 5: I guess so I don't know. Maybe the end word
1:19:31
Speaker 5: I can't remember, but uh yeah, one of the guys
1:19:35
Speaker 5: was pretty fat. So I went out on that.
1:19:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, the low hanging fruit. Ye, taking them out.
1:19:40
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's all you know. Back then, you're in town.
1:19:43
Speaker 5: You were doing kill Tony doing They did the Rhyman
1:19:46
Speaker 5: last night?
1:19:46
Speaker 3: Did the Rhyman last night?
1:19:47
Speaker 5: I unblieved one of these guys was there. Yeah, they
1:19:49
Speaker 5: were there. Yeah, and that's a hot room. What a
1:19:52
Speaker 5: what a crowd, what a show? And uh yeah, kill
1:19:54
Speaker 5: Tony tonight.
1:19:55
Speaker 3: Kill Tony tonight. Oh, you guys were at Bob's house
1:19:58
Speaker 3: last night, kid Rocks house.
1:19:59
Speaker 5: Yeah, he wouldn't let us leave. We were there all
1:20:01
Speaker 5: four in the morning. He kept being like, drink more, hangout,
1:20:04
Speaker 5: I'll blow you. It's pretty wild. I mean you just
1:20:09
Speaker 5: pull up to that White House and it's just there's
1:20:11
Speaker 5: a statue of Liberty, there's the crazy view. Have you
1:20:13
Speaker 5: guys been there?
1:20:13
Speaker 3: No?
1:20:14
Speaker 5: Oh no, it's unreal. It's crazy. He's got a full
1:20:18
Speaker 5: sized live giraffe stuff, not live, but a real giraffe.
1:20:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, a life sized giraffe.
1:20:23
Speaker 5: Yes, and it's huge, and like the the fridge is
1:20:26
Speaker 5: stocked and there's crazy photos, a hit with Trump, and
1:20:29
Speaker 5: there's a big grand piano. There's a bunch of like
1:20:31
Speaker 5: deer heads everywhere there. It is, it's unreal. He calls
1:20:35
Speaker 5: them the Southern White House, the Southern White House. There
1:20:38
Speaker 5: was some slaves there, I'm sure somewhere in the back.
1:20:43
Speaker 3: And he's got a statue of Liberty too.
1:20:45
Speaker 5: Yeah.
1:20:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, So he was like, when do you guys get
1:20:47
Speaker 3: there first? How did you get the invite?
1:20:48
Speaker 5: He was with Tony, so we're going yeah, and Tony
1:20:51
Speaker 5: wouldn't tell me. He's like, I got a surprise. So
1:20:53
Speaker 5: I thought we were going to strip club. Then we
1:20:55
Speaker 5: show up in fucking Bob's house.
1:20:57
Speaker 3: I got a surprise.
1:20:59
Speaker 4: I'm glad you're still yeah in the morning.
1:21:02
Speaker 5: At this age, it wasn't easy. And then I had
1:21:04
Speaker 5: to get up and do THEO earlier and that was
1:21:06
Speaker 5: a little wonkye with the well, you know what THEO is.
1:21:10
Speaker 5: He's like, oh, my dad's made out of wood.
1:21:11
Speaker 1: You know.
1:21:12
Speaker 5: You're like, how do I keep up with this? I'm hungover?
1:21:18
Speaker 3: His Braden is operating a crazy.
1:21:19
Speaker 5: Way, brilliant guy, so quick, so funny. I've known the
1:21:23
Speaker 5: guy for you know, he's a Louisiana guy as well.
1:21:25
Speaker 5: So I watched him do open Mics and ship back
1:21:27
Speaker 5: in the day.
1:21:28
Speaker 3: Yeah, the the he is a very interesting human. It's
1:21:31
Speaker 3: crazy he did real was it? Road Rules?
1:21:33
Speaker 5: Yeah?
1:21:35
Speaker 4: Real World road Rules? Right?
1:21:36
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean just go from the reality game
1:21:39
Speaker 3: to that, and you kind of see it in the
1:21:40
Speaker 3: road Rules too, like he kind of had that personality,
1:21:43
Speaker 3: but he's honed himself in a nice fine tool. He's massive.
1:21:45
Speaker 5: Now this show is huge, huge.
1:21:47
Speaker 4: I mean it's like it's transitioned a little bit and
1:21:49
Speaker 4: you know, I know, I'm just saying this name, but
1:21:52
Speaker 4: the Rogan world where he's sitting down with all these
1:21:54
Speaker 4: different people not just comedians anymore.
1:21:57
Speaker 5: I mean Trump, jd Van, Bernie Sanders, Dana White, Timothy
1:22:00
Speaker 5: shallow May, like he's.
1:22:02
Speaker 3: On God, what's that? I love Timothy Shallo May.
1:22:06
Speaker 5: He's a good actor. And he's banging the hell out
1:22:08
Speaker 5: of Kylie Kylie Jenner, which is a crazy twist.
1:22:12
Speaker 3: I know that's a wild twist for him to be
1:22:15
Speaker 3: with her. But I saw him on college game day
1:22:18
Speaker 3: and I just thought the way he operated from like
1:22:20
Speaker 3: understanding sports and he sounded like he was an analyst.
1:22:23
Speaker 3: I'm like this guy really truly takes everything.
1:22:25
Speaker 5: I saw that that was because you think of it
1:22:27
Speaker 5: as like a little twink. That guy, he's like a
1:22:29
Speaker 5: real dude.
1:22:30
Speaker 3: He's a dude's dude.
1:22:31
Speaker 4: He was somewhere to Kylie. I don't know if it
1:22:33
Speaker 4: was like a tennis match or something where she's like
1:22:35
Speaker 4: in his ear and everybody's talking like this guy's all ball.
1:22:37
Speaker 4: He's a ball guy. Because she's like trying to whisper
1:22:39
Speaker 4: and give him a kiss, and he's like focusing on
1:22:40
Speaker 4: the game like he's about he's about sports.
1:22:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, I love that.
1:22:45
Speaker 5: Imagine that broad is feeling you up and you're like,
1:22:47
Speaker 5: hang on, horror, I'm trying to watch and she's she
1:22:52
Speaker 5: was banging Tiger or what it was the guy's name.
1:22:55
Speaker 3: I mean the confidence for Timothy to walk into to
1:22:58
Speaker 3: that inventory. Yeah, look around and be like, Okay, this
1:23:00
Speaker 3: is where these guys have been before. He's got to
1:23:02
Speaker 3: half a piece.
1:23:03
Speaker 5: Ah, he's got it. He's tall, skinny guy. Those guys
1:23:05
Speaker 5: are always.
1:23:05
Speaker 3: Yeah, you come out of that, yeah, Jesus Christ. I
1:23:09
Speaker 3: mean that is.
1:23:09
Speaker 4: There's an expectation in the bedroom that you might not
1:23:12
Speaker 4: be able to live up.
1:23:12
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like there's that conversation before you open
1:23:14
Speaker 3: the door. By listen, I understand what's happened in the past.
1:23:17
Speaker 5: I want you to know.
1:23:18
Speaker 3: I'm a giver, I'm a lover.
1:23:19
Speaker 4: Yeah, and that will sound very excited right now, but again,
1:23:21
Speaker 4: twenty seconds. It's probably gonna is the first.
1:23:24
Speaker 3: One out of the way. Let's le jitters out of
1:23:25
Speaker 3: the way. Get that first hit done.
1:23:27
Speaker 4: Happened you just Whisper'm sorry.
1:23:28
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll next time. But he really gentrified that vagina,
1:23:33
Speaker 5: so I'm sure he's doing a lot of an oral.
1:23:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly fifteen fifty.
1:23:45
Speaker 5: You're a seven foot eighteen guy. You gotta be slicking
1:23:48
Speaker 5: a torpedo bat.
1:23:51
Speaker 4: He's got a solid little you.
1:23:52
Speaker 3: Know, it's gotten it's gotten better since I've lost weight,
1:23:55
Speaker 3: because I've lost sixty pounds. So I don't know if
1:23:57
Speaker 3: I can just see it more right or I just
1:23:59
Speaker 3: like now, I'm okay. I was not as much as
1:24:01
Speaker 3: that food. Sure, yeah, but I was off. It's a lineman,
1:24:05
Speaker 3: and I think offensive lineman. If you're looking at the
1:24:07
Speaker 3: chart of pieces, we're down here.
1:24:09
Speaker 5: Of course we hang down here.
1:24:10
Speaker 3: Wear that little bird nest. It just kind of sits
1:24:13
Speaker 3: right on top of the balls. That's kind of our
1:24:16
Speaker 3: game plan.
1:24:16
Speaker 5: I get it. I'm I'm a turtle and a bush
1:24:19
Speaker 5: over here.
1:24:20
Speaker 3: I mean that's what you can see. There's not even
1:24:22
Speaker 3: a dent there.
1:24:23
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got some way cup on.
1:24:26
Speaker 3: I assume no, no cup I know, and I hate
1:24:29
Speaker 3: you even said the cup thing.
1:24:30
Speaker 5: Damn it.
1:24:32
Speaker 3: We got going here. That's probably right there.
1:24:38
Speaker 5: That's something. But you're also in game mode. You got
1:24:42
Speaker 5: the adrenaline pumping dick goes in fight.
1:24:45
Speaker 3: I've had that happen. I've had that happen.
1:24:47
Speaker 4: You have to do the adjust yes, and become in
1:24:50
Speaker 4: a practice or game. It is pretty hidden. Yeah, you
1:24:53
Speaker 4: were in the compression short.
1:24:54
Speaker 3: Yeah, the compression shorts do definitely play an interesting game
1:24:56
Speaker 3: with you.
1:24:57
Speaker 5: What do you do in the locker room. It's got
1:24:58
Speaker 5: to be just meat, hammers, hang and all day long
1:25:01
Speaker 5: for sure.
1:25:02
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:25:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, I would be so intimidated.
1:25:04
Speaker 3: There's a couple you're just wanting to appreciate it. You
1:25:06
Speaker 3: see in the locker room and you're like, well, okay,
1:25:08
Speaker 3: that's beautiful. It's one of those things.
1:25:11
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I've I've talked to it on the pod before.
1:25:13
Speaker 4: But one of my nicknames in Washington was Scrimp oh
1:25:17
Speaker 4: so those are always like tough battles and vulnerabilities to
1:25:19
Speaker 4: go through. I now, yeah, but you learn to love yourself.
1:25:23
Speaker 5: There you go. Yeah, and that the hammer could really
1:25:26
Speaker 5: ruin a lady.
1:25:27
Speaker 3: That's an illusion. Those pants, those are dark pants. Dark
1:25:31
Speaker 3: pants are taken away from compt living.
1:25:32
Speaker 4: Sherman, don't know why you keep you zooming in? Yeah?
1:25:34
Speaker 3: Right, Sherman's in heaven right now.
1:25:36
Speaker 5: He's hard.
1:25:37
Speaker 4: Sherman's first look at Sherman and crafted some fun questions
1:25:40
Speaker 4: for you. And I think the first one was like
1:25:41
Speaker 4: who's somebody you walk into a room with? Or when
1:25:44
Speaker 4: you walk into a room, who's somebody where you go?
1:25:45
Speaker 5: Oh fuck, oh geez.
1:25:49
Speaker 3: That reaction right there. They had a hard hitting question. Yeah,
1:25:53
Speaker 3: had similar ones.
1:25:54
Speaker 5: Yeah, Bet Loddon like, holy shit, I thought you died.
1:25:59
Speaker 5: I met Larry David about a couple of weeks ago,
1:26:02
Speaker 5: and he's like a huge hero of mine, and that
1:26:04
Speaker 5: I was I couldn't think of anything. I was off.
1:26:07
Speaker 5: I was frazzled. And he's also a tough dude, like
1:26:10
Speaker 5: he doesn't give you anything. He's he's very cynical, you know.
1:26:14
Speaker 5: So that was scary, but glad to meet him, who.
1:26:17
Speaker 4: Are some other guys that you've been like starstruck around
1:26:19
Speaker 4: now that you've kind of leveled up in the in
1:26:21
Speaker 4: the comic game.
1:26:22
Speaker 5: Well, the weird thing about comedy is like like like
1:26:24
Speaker 5: Nate Bargatzi world famous does Arena's huge name. He's just
1:26:28
Speaker 5: a normal guy. He's like a sober, god fearing family man,
1:26:33
Speaker 5: and that's the cool. Like I've met Seinfeld that we
1:26:35
Speaker 5: hung out and he's just like a dude from Long
1:26:37
Speaker 5: Island who likes baseball in cars. That's cool thing about comics.
1:26:40
Speaker 5: But you meet an actor, you know, and they're they're
1:26:42
Speaker 5: usually like you meet Dale day Lewis, I got that
1:26:44
Speaker 5: guy's the worst hang on the planet. You know, he's
1:26:46
Speaker 5: so meta and into it. You're like, shut up, you know, yeah, exactly,
1:26:53
Speaker 5: Comics like guys, guys, Yeah, that's us. We went out
1:26:56
Speaker 5: to breakfast one day and I was that was rock hard.
1:26:58
Speaker 3: Now, it was a good experience with Seinfeld.
1:27:00
Speaker 5: Great, he's the coolest. He's a nice guy. You hear
1:27:03
Speaker 5: a couple of he does get a lot of hate.
1:27:06
Speaker 5: Well there's some Israel ship going on, but yeah, he
1:27:09
Speaker 5: can be cutting because he's seen it all. He's a
1:27:12
Speaker 5: he's so world famous, and I think people yell shit
1:27:14
Speaker 5: at him or they they they they ship on his
1:27:17
Speaker 5: show or whatever. So he's always ready with a with
1:27:19
Speaker 5: a singer. Yeah he's yeah, so people still.
1:27:23
Speaker 4: Kind of get some uh yeah, yeah, like he's a dick,
1:27:25
Speaker 4: he's like an asshole something like that.
1:27:27
Speaker 3: Yeah. I heard the same thing about Dane Cook if
1:27:29
Speaker 3: you had run him with Dane Cook, I.
1:27:30
Speaker 5: Met him once and uh, I had to go on
1:27:33
Speaker 5: earlier than him at a at a show. We were
1:27:35
Speaker 5: at the comedy Store, and I was like, I gotta
1:27:37
Speaker 5: go on next. I got another spot and then I
1:27:39
Speaker 5: he was pissed, so I like kissed the ring, you know.
1:27:41
Speaker 5: I was like, I'm a huge Uh, You're a huge
1:27:43
Speaker 5: influence on me. I'm a huge fan, You're the man.
1:27:45
Speaker 4: He was like, all right, all right, he was pissed
1:27:47
Speaker 4: about you going on earlier.
1:27:48
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I had to run out. I had somewhere
1:27:50
Speaker 5: to be and he didn't. And so I was like,
1:27:52
Speaker 5: do you mind if I go on earlier? And in
1:27:53
Speaker 5: comedy that's kind of a it's like an alpha move almost,
1:27:56
Speaker 5: but I didn't mean it to be an alpha move.
1:27:58
Speaker 4: Why is it seen as like an alpha move too?
1:28:00
Speaker 4: Like go on sooner, like they see it as you're
1:28:02
Speaker 4: trying to get out of the conversation with him, or
1:28:03
Speaker 4: they well.
1:28:04
Speaker 5: We all have our time slot. You get your time,
1:28:06
Speaker 5: you're going third, you're going forth. So if you come
1:28:07
Speaker 5: in there and go, I'm going when I want to go,
1:28:09
Speaker 5: I'm big time and everybody I'm going on before you
1:28:12
Speaker 5: or whenever. People see that as like a oh ship,
1:28:15
Speaker 5: you're trying to big time me. But I just needed
1:28:17
Speaker 5: it for the time. It wasn't like I wasn't trying
1:28:20
Speaker 5: to do anything. I just had to go.
1:28:22
Speaker 4: Yeah, you come in and they big kind of big.
1:28:26
Speaker 5: Time, Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh for sure. I mean
1:28:28
Speaker 5: Chappelle walks in and the whole show is his. You know,
1:28:30
Speaker 5: you just take the night off.
1:28:32
Speaker 4: Is there is that? Is there like a framework too,
1:28:34
Speaker 4: where you're sitting there and Chappelle comes in. It's like
1:28:36
Speaker 4: Chappelle and do whatever he wants.
1:28:37
Speaker 5: Totally, and I'm very like, you know what, what's the
1:28:40
Speaker 5: word reverent? You know, I'm like, hey, you're Chappelle, I'm nobody.
1:28:45
Speaker 5: You go on and hopefully if I ever blow up,
1:28:48
Speaker 5: I can do that to some fucking nerd.
1:28:49
Speaker 3: You know.
1:28:51
Speaker 5: That's how it goes. The hierarchy, like if you meet
1:28:53
Speaker 5: you know, Peyton Manning or Troy Uh, what the fuck
1:28:56
Speaker 5: Troy Aikman or what are these? You know? Let Bob
1:28:58
Speaker 5: el elway Bob. You know you gotta go. Oh geez,
1:29:04
Speaker 5: you gotta you know, you gotta.
1:29:06
Speaker 3: Be you gotta kiss the ring a little bit.
1:29:09
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Speaker 4: dynamic with you and your wife both being comics?
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Speaker 5: Well, the kid we just had a kid, and I
1:29:52
Speaker 5: know you just had congratulations. Yes, yes, appreciate it. It's
1:29:57
Speaker 5: not mine but kid, And it's really like hunkered us down,
1:30:02
Speaker 5: like we're a team now and we're working on this
1:30:04
Speaker 5: kid and trying not to get them on fetanol and
1:30:07
Speaker 5: all that. So yeah, it's it's it's helped, but she's
1:30:11
Speaker 5: kind of had to take a back seat because she's
1:30:13
Speaker 5: all mom mode.
1:30:14
Speaker 3: Yeah is that hard?
1:30:15
Speaker 4: I'm assuming that's like hard for knowing that she's somebody
1:30:17
Speaker 4: who gets on the mic too, and you have to
1:30:19
Speaker 4: kind of you have to kind of sacrifice yourself and
1:30:21
Speaker 4: your identities to kind of be a like a nurturing mother.
1:30:24
Speaker 5: A hundred percent. But as you know, you got the kid,
1:30:27
Speaker 5: women just go into like fucking they go into the
1:30:30
Speaker 5: zone with a kid. It's just the instincts kick in.
1:30:33
Speaker 5: They go full maternal. So she's not she she would
1:30:37
Speaker 5: like to have a life, but the kid is obviously.
1:30:39
Speaker 4: Isn't it crazy to see and like admire with your
1:30:42
Speaker 4: partner too, like when they become a mom and just
1:30:44
Speaker 4: seeing them take on this role.
1:30:45
Speaker 5: I love it.
1:30:46
Speaker 4: It's because you sit back and you're like, fuck, I
1:30:47
Speaker 4: gotta catch this fight and go here, and you kind
1:30:49
Speaker 4: of have fee cloud of like being out and have
1:30:51
Speaker 4: and you do something that's fun too, so you know
1:30:54
Speaker 4: how it can come off. But you're like I have
1:30:55
Speaker 4: to leave for some.
1:30:57
Speaker 3: When you come home and you talk about like, man,
1:30:59
Speaker 3: it was that was a long trip or whatever, but
1:31:01
Speaker 3: really just been hanging with your boys for three days,
1:31:03
Speaker 3: and it's like did I really work, yes, but was
1:31:06
Speaker 3: I like having a good time. It's like, yeah, the
1:31:07
Speaker 3: cloud thing is is a big deal.
1:31:09
Speaker 5: You have to fake it, like, oh that was a
1:31:10
Speaker 5: tough one.
1:31:11
Speaker 4: It was like being a comic too, like stop bullshit.
1:31:14
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know, I know it went great, but I
1:31:17
Speaker 5: just show the check. That's what I like. I get
1:31:20
Speaker 5: in the house, Like here you go. Don't be too mad.
1:31:23
Speaker 5: We got to buy formula bitch.
1:31:27
Speaker 3: When my wife first got first got pregnant. We have
1:31:29
Speaker 3: two kids now seven and four year old. When she
1:31:31
Speaker 3: got pregnant with our first one, it was like a
1:31:33
Speaker 3: total surprise. She was like, she just filmed the documentary
1:31:36
Speaker 3: in South America for like all these like animals and
1:31:38
Speaker 3: stuff like that. She had like this trajectory of what
1:31:41
Speaker 3: she wanted to do from a career standpoint. Yeah, and
1:31:43
Speaker 3: then she gets pregnant. She's like I don't. I don't
1:31:46
Speaker 3: know if I'm ready to be a mom. She's obviously
1:31:48
Speaker 3: still gonna have the kid. She wasn't having the kid.
1:31:50
Speaker 3: Like from that day, she's like been a full mom,
1:31:52
Speaker 3: like all I totally one hundred percent bought in. So
1:31:54
Speaker 3: the maternal thing is crazy.
1:31:55
Speaker 5: It really turns on.
1:31:56
Speaker 3: I feel like it takes a little bit longer at
1:31:58
Speaker 3: that sweet tailing right there.
1:32:00
Speaker 5: Oh that's great.
1:32:01
Speaker 3: I feel like it is. Uh, it's a harder for
1:32:03
Speaker 3: the dads at first when the kids are first born
1:32:06
Speaker 3: because the easy easy, well they take like they have
1:32:09
Speaker 3: nine months of being in the world. Harder for us,
1:32:12
Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying from like a I guess
1:32:14
Speaker 3: a connection standpoint. Yeah, because the moms are holding it
1:32:17
Speaker 3: for nine months, they feel it. Oh the baby's kicking,
1:32:19
Speaker 3: I feel that. And then they have the baby. It's
1:32:21
Speaker 3: like a piece of them is obviously just came out
1:32:23
Speaker 3: of them and you're like you're still living. Yeah, like
1:32:27
Speaker 3: you're you go and you're with them and you help
1:32:29
Speaker 3: them as much as you can, but then you have
1:32:30
Speaker 3: to go to like what I was playing football or
1:32:32
Speaker 3: we have to go do something for the bus, and
1:32:34
Speaker 3: then you come back and it's like, Okay, now I
1:32:35
Speaker 3: have to work on this relationship.
1:32:36
Speaker 1: Yeah.
1:32:37
Speaker 3: Like once they start like showing emotion. I remember telling
1:32:39
Speaker 3: you this, like right around that six month mark, they
1:32:42
Speaker 3: you walk into a room and they smile at you,
1:32:44
Speaker 3: that's when it hits you and you're like, god.
1:32:45
Speaker 5: Damn the best.
1:32:46
Speaker 3: Yeah it is as old is yours two.
1:32:48
Speaker 5: And a half months, so it's just warm.
1:32:51
Speaker 3: You're still yeah, you're still building the foundation. Hey, how
1:32:53
Speaker 3: are you? How was your day or talking?
1:32:55
Speaker 4: Right?
1:32:56
Speaker 5: It just started smiling, which think I was about to
1:32:58
Speaker 5: throw it in the garbage compack. You're like, I'm bying
1:33:01
Speaker 5: with this kid, right, and he has me trying to
1:33:03
Speaker 5: You're stuck at home for twelve hours. You're like, I
1:33:05
Speaker 5: gotta work out a little.
1:33:06
Speaker 3: Bit, squat holding the head. You have to take me
1:33:11
Speaker 3: down and everything.
1:33:12
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a hospital issue, beanie right there.
1:33:15
Speaker 3: No dubt.
1:33:15
Speaker 4: I haven't watched this special yet, but shows he just
1:33:17
Speaker 4: dropped them where he yeah, like dives into all the
1:33:20
Speaker 4: family life stuff and having the kid, and I guess
1:33:22
Speaker 4: gets vulnerable and talking about these jokes. I'm like, I'm
1:33:25
Speaker 4: excited to watch it just knowing that you have experiences
1:33:28
Speaker 4: as a father, watching even Nate Bargatzi like talk about
1:33:31
Speaker 4: his just lifestyle, his dynamic of his wife and kids,
1:33:35
Speaker 4: and just being a family guy. I feel like those
1:33:37
Speaker 4: those comedy sets kind of resonate more since you went through.
1:33:41
Speaker 3: You hear boy talk about it, but it's like, my
1:33:42
Speaker 3: kids are out of the house now, Like, I don't
1:33:44
Speaker 3: even know what I'm going to make jokes about. My
1:33:45
Speaker 3: whole life has been about making jokes about my two kids.
1:33:49
Speaker 4: You know, shout out his special Lucky Watch Pricere's Lucky Special.
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Speaker 3: Check out the Netflix now check it out In New Orleans.
1:33:57
Speaker 3: What happened, Well, he was he we did something's burning?
1:34:01
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
1:34:01
Speaker 4: Something's burning?
1:34:02
Speaker 3: He did that and he's like, I bench three hundred pounds,
1:34:04
Speaker 3: Like oh yeah. He's like I got a video. Do
1:34:05
Speaker 3: you want to see it? And he showed us and
1:34:07
Speaker 3: he goes up and it starts to come down in
1:34:09
Speaker 3: this tree and grabs it and he's like pretty cool. H.
1:34:11
Speaker 3: I was like, you didn't get three hundred. That was
1:34:13
Speaker 3: not three hundred. Yeah, So it was like two months
1:34:15
Speaker 3: before the super Bowl. It started at three fifteen. Then
1:34:18
Speaker 3: we're like, all right, three twenty by super Bowl. If
1:34:20
Speaker 3: you get that, we'll promote whatever you want us to
1:34:22
Speaker 3: promote for the rest of the year. If not every
1:34:24
Speaker 3: two bears, you have to shout up, bust.
1:34:26
Speaker 4: With the boys.
1:34:26
Speaker 3: And that's great boy, great bet, great bet. He but
1:34:29
Speaker 3: I thought, there's not a chance in hell we lose
1:34:31
Speaker 3: that bet. Yeah, he knocked out three twenty and then
1:34:34
Speaker 3: did three twenty five.
1:34:35
Speaker 5: Holy, Well, he's on the tee.
1:34:37
Speaker 3: He's on the tea with a dash of something else.
1:34:39
Speaker 3: He's got a whole bunch. He's got a cocktail going
1:34:41
Speaker 3: on the right right, because it is he's not only
1:34:44
Speaker 3: beat red, but he was like with Ease.
1:34:47
Speaker 5: Yeah, he got it up with East. Yeah, he's a beast.
1:34:49
Speaker 5: I mean for how much he drinks. We've gone on
1:34:50
Speaker 5: ski trips. The guy can ski, then he can snowboard.
1:34:53
Speaker 5: He can run really fast. He's a great swimmer. The
1:34:55
Speaker 5: guy's an athlete. You see him swing a baseball bat.
1:34:58
Speaker 5: I mean he is.
1:34:58
Speaker 3: He played college baseball.
1:35:00
Speaker 5: Yeah, so and he but you know, if rfkse already ate,
1:35:04
Speaker 5: he'd kill himself. Yeah, but he still pulls out. I mean,
1:35:08
Speaker 5: the guy he's got that Mickey Mantle Jean.
1:35:10
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, we can kind of do everything a little bit.
1:35:13
Speaker 5: Yeah, and drink like a fucking animal.
1:35:15
Speaker 4: You a skier, can you ski get on the snowboard.
1:35:17
Speaker 5: I'm a snowboard because I skateboarded, so I wanted to
1:35:19
Speaker 5: stay on a board. Yeah, but yeah, I love it.
1:35:22
Speaker 5: We'd ari and all of us would go out, and
1:35:24
Speaker 5: Burt and Shane went. One year. We'd all get a
1:35:26
Speaker 5: cabin in Denver and just ski it up and drink
1:35:28
Speaker 5: every night and make meals drunk and watch movies. It
1:35:31
Speaker 5: was great.
1:35:32
Speaker 4: Does Sam ever mix it up with you guys on
1:35:34
Speaker 4: the on the competitive side.
1:35:36
Speaker 5: Well, these Jews, they don't really get out much. You know,
1:35:40
Speaker 5: he's watching the Knicks and drinking a black coffee and
1:35:44
Speaker 5: he's in the sports world. Yeah, he's getting me in.
1:35:46
Speaker 5: We just went to a game last week, so yeah,
1:35:49
Speaker 5: it's fun.
1:35:50
Speaker 4: What sport do you find yourself kind of gravitating towards
1:35:52
Speaker 4: since you weren't like a sports guy growing up.
1:35:54
Speaker 5: One hundred percent. UFC. Okay, that's one of the only
1:35:57
Speaker 5: ones that I can really I like sports. I can
1:36:00
Speaker 5: get into a game, but I don't follow it. You know,
1:36:01
Speaker 5: they're like they traded Buner. I'm like, I don't know,
1:36:04
Speaker 5: but UFC, I'm all over. I love UFC.
1:36:07
Speaker 3: What's your thought on Michael Chandler Patty Pimpleton coming up?
1:36:10
Speaker 5: Oh, that's that's exciting because they're so different. Chandler is
1:36:13
Speaker 5: like a little tank, you know. Yeah, and he's have
1:36:15
Speaker 5: you ever.
1:36:15
Speaker 3: Been around Mike before? He has truly a bit like
1:36:18
Speaker 3: a pipple. He is just a dense you like, grab
1:36:21
Speaker 3: him and you're like, he's just built with something a
1:36:22
Speaker 3: little extra.
1:36:22
Speaker 5: In his mon Yeah, and he's what five?
1:36:27
Speaker 3: I mean, why do they do the heightened centema?
1:36:28
Speaker 5: Are we doing British?
1:36:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's get away from that immediately.
1:36:33
Speaker 4: Yes.
1:36:33
Speaker 3: I also can't get down with kilograms either, like they
1:36:36
Speaker 3: put me on the LB's Yeah.
1:36:38
Speaker 4: Don't confuse the Americans.
1:36:39
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a different human being. Yeah, Patty, he's I mean,
1:36:42
Speaker 3: he was a barstool guy for a minute. He was like,
1:36:44
Speaker 3: I don't know if Mike's five nine. By the way,
1:36:46
Speaker 3: he's probably like that five to seven. Five agrees. I
1:36:48
Speaker 3: would agree, But they're both like dynamic fighters. And so
1:36:53
Speaker 3: I don't know if you had an opinion, because that's
1:36:55
Speaker 3: coming up next weekend.
1:36:56
Speaker 5: Right, Oh, I can't wait.
1:36:58
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it's the next weekend. It's going down.
1:37:02
Speaker 3: This show comes out on Tuesday, so it'll be just
1:37:04
Speaker 3: a couple of days away.
1:37:05
Speaker 7: That's so.
1:37:05
Speaker 5: You see Perreira got got down.
1:37:07
Speaker 3: Yeah, I him. We were at that fight whoa, and
1:37:11
Speaker 3: it was like it just kind of felt like he
1:37:13
Speaker 3: wasn't into it.
1:37:14
Speaker 5: Really.
1:37:15
Speaker 3: I don't know what it was, because I was at
1:37:16
Speaker 3: the I was at the Pereira, the one where he
1:37:19
Speaker 3: knocked Buddy out, that Russian Croatian guy whatever he is. Yeah,
1:37:23
Speaker 3: he hit him in the end of the first round
1:37:25
Speaker 3: and then four minutes, four seconds into the second round
1:37:27
Speaker 3: head kick, Yeah, and knocked him out cold. His walkout,
1:37:30
Speaker 3: he was like all timed up. This one just felt different.
1:37:33
Speaker 3: It didn't feel like he was like he was al
1:37:36
Speaker 3: he was. He looked like he was afraid of getting
1:37:37
Speaker 3: taken down.
1:37:37
Speaker 4: Now.
1:37:38
Speaker 3: I don't know the first thing about Brazilian jiu jitsu
1:37:40
Speaker 3: or UFC, like the techniques of those things, but he
1:37:43
Speaker 3: just didn't seem like his heart was in it.
1:37:45
Speaker 5: Well, you guys know it. As athletes, you have an
1:37:46
Speaker 5: off night, you know, sometimes just as a comic, you
1:37:48
Speaker 5: have an off night. You just you don't you can't
1:37:50
Speaker 5: get there, You're not feeling it. Something's wrong.
1:37:53
Speaker 3: It's such an interesting world with the UFC though, having
1:37:54
Speaker 3: it off night because with football, like football, of all
1:37:57
Speaker 3: the main sports, you only have seventeen games. Yeah, but
1:37:59
Speaker 3: if you fuck up one week, it's like next week.
1:38:01
Speaker 3: I'm solely focused on fixing these issues from that weeknd
1:38:04
Speaker 3: and having a better week. Yes, when you lose in UFC,
1:38:06
Speaker 3: it's such a team game. To such a team game,
1:38:08
Speaker 3: So there's so many different variables when it comes to
1:38:11
Speaker 3: the UFC, Like you're in there three times a year,
1:38:15
Speaker 3: if you're putting the gas on.
1:38:17
Speaker 5: The floor, but there's so much build up, you know,
1:38:19
Speaker 5: like you're probably puking and training, and it's just at
1:38:23
Speaker 5: one shot you get one fight.
1:38:25
Speaker 3: I know.
1:38:25
Speaker 4: Do you have a process going into going into comedy?
1:38:29
Speaker 4: I've found when you're feeling like, when you're feeling off, like,
1:38:31
Speaker 4: what are you doing to try and get in the mode?
1:38:33
Speaker 5: That's a good question. I still haven't cracked that code yet.
1:38:35
Speaker 5: But to me, the less you think about it, the better.
1:38:38
Speaker 5: That to me is the key. I used to be like,
1:38:39
Speaker 5: let me prepare, let me think of some topical shit
1:38:42
Speaker 5: to be ready with and all that, and now I
1:38:44
Speaker 5: just like the rhyme in last night, I just cleared
1:38:46
Speaker 5: the brain and went right in and I just started
1:38:48
Speaker 5: ripping on Morgan Walling. I was like, I'm gonna say
1:38:50
Speaker 5: the end word. That's his God's country. And then I
1:38:52
Speaker 5: was talking about Nashville is like sceney now it's like
1:38:55
Speaker 5: a Texas rape la, and I was just going off.
1:38:59
Speaker 5: It was just coming off the dome. But I think
1:39:01
Speaker 5: if I had prepared, because you prepare it and you
1:39:03
Speaker 5: kind of plant it out in your head and when
1:39:05
Speaker 5: it doesn't go exactly right, you start to panic, and
1:39:07
Speaker 5: then that that throws off your whole set. I think,
1:39:10
Speaker 5: so it's better just just riff.
1:39:12
Speaker 4: When you're not hitting, like what's going on in your mind?
1:39:15
Speaker 5: Oh, you're just frazzled. Man. It sucks. You get that
1:39:18
Speaker 5: fight or flight and you have to party. Just wants
1:39:20
Speaker 5: to go hang on, guys, let me start over. But
1:39:23
Speaker 5: you can't do that obviously, so you got to just
1:39:25
Speaker 5: like one thing to do is lean in, Like if
1:39:28
Speaker 5: you're scared of bombing, just go up and bomb the
1:39:30
Speaker 5: first joke and then you'll be like, all right, that sucked,
1:39:34
Speaker 5: but now I shook.
1:39:35
Speaker 4: It off right, like this is If this is the
1:39:37
Speaker 4: worst part, I'm good with it exactly.
1:39:39
Speaker 5: Sometimes the best thing you can do is the worst
1:39:41
Speaker 5: thing to do.
1:39:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, the thing you're scared of.
1:39:43
Speaker 5: Just do that immediately and then it'll you'll clear out.
1:39:46
Speaker 4: Like working on sets, like what are you do kill Tony? Yep,
1:39:50
Speaker 4: you've been a part of Rosy? Like what are the
1:39:52
Speaker 4: styles of comedy that you enjoy the most? Like outside
1:39:55
Speaker 4: of your Like you're crafting a set on your own
1:39:57
Speaker 4: for like a special.
1:39:58
Speaker 5: Well to me doing an hour?
1:40:00
Speaker 6: Is it?
1:40:00
Speaker 5: Really? That's to me, that's the coolest thing watching a
1:40:02
Speaker 5: guy do a full hour and building that over years.
1:40:05
Speaker 5: But I like a guy like Bill Burr, who can
1:40:07
Speaker 5: He's funny on Kimmel, he's funny on stage, he's funny
1:40:10
Speaker 5: on his own pod. You want to be that well
1:40:12
Speaker 5: round as Shane is like that, you know, like these
1:40:13
Speaker 5: guys who can just be funny everywhere on a podcast whatever,
1:40:18
Speaker 5: And uh, I just always wanted to be that guy.
1:40:20
Speaker 5: So you gotta you gotta put the work in.
1:40:22
Speaker 4: How how like impromptus all to kill Sonny? So all
1:40:27
Speaker 4: because you don't know who's comes Like so much fun
1:40:28
Speaker 4: just being at those events.
1:40:30
Speaker 3: It's the best as a guy sitting on the table
1:40:31
Speaker 3: you don't know who's coming up next.
1:40:32
Speaker 5: No, they just pull shit out of a bucket. So
1:40:34
Speaker 5: you get some like fucking handicap guy and you just
1:40:36
Speaker 5: gotta make it work and he'll.
1:40:38
Speaker 4: Pull you guys, he'll pull stuff out of a hat.
1:40:40
Speaker 4: And those people come up and do a minute.
1:40:42
Speaker 5: One minute yeah, yeah, the sound of the cat and.
1:40:44
Speaker 4: Then they they they rip their minute. You guys roast
1:40:47
Speaker 4: them yep. You talk about how they can tighten it
1:40:49
Speaker 4: up yep.
1:40:50
Speaker 5: And what they look like. I mean, we go all
1:40:52
Speaker 5: in uh and they signed up for it, so no
1:40:55
Speaker 5: one gets offended. It's all fun and games.
1:40:57
Speaker 4: God, how terrified would you be?
1:40:59
Speaker 3: That would be pretty terrify.
1:41:00
Speaker 5: And imagine the arena. These kids are doing an arena
1:41:02
Speaker 5: in a long time. Yeah, so that must be I'd
1:41:04
Speaker 5: be shipping my pants.
1:41:05
Speaker 3: Sixty seconds to make it work. And this is like
1:41:07
Speaker 3: a massive break for them, these big time comics. One
1:41:12
Speaker 3: of the wins for a lot of comics. I feel like,
1:41:14
Speaker 3: because I have no idea, is when you're starting out,
1:41:17
Speaker 3: no one knows who you are, so you don't like,
1:41:19
Speaker 3: you don't have a fan base to sit back and
1:41:20
Speaker 3: like be like, oh you're funny, you're not. Yeah, you
1:41:22
Speaker 3: need to grow over time with everybody. Yes, these people
1:41:25
Speaker 3: are coming to see funny and you have sixty seconds
1:41:27
Speaker 3: to prove that you are that.
1:41:28
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and if you're not, you will get lamb
1:41:31
Speaker 5: basted in front of twenty thousand people. And on the internet,
1:41:35
Speaker 5: have you have you been on.
1:41:36
Speaker 3: Kill Tony with a man named Uncle Laser yet? I've
1:41:40
Speaker 3: heard the name, but I don't think he's in Austin mainstay.
1:41:43
Speaker 3: He was a part of your Olympics a couple years ago.
1:41:45
Speaker 5: Oh, mullet, mullet. Yeah, he's got women's flaps. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
1:41:51
Speaker 5: I've seen him, but I haven't. I've just saw him online.
1:41:53
Speaker 3: We were in Austin, te we did a live show
1:41:55
Speaker 3: in Austin. I don't know how. He had a couple
1:41:57
Speaker 3: of funny like reels on Instagram and for evers in him.
1:42:00
Speaker 3: I started talking. So he came up during our live
1:42:02
Speaker 3: show and our fans were even like, get the fuck
1:42:05
Speaker 3: off the stage, Oh not come to see you and
1:42:08
Speaker 3: we're not funny, Like we just si up there like, hey,
1:42:10
Speaker 3: so this is the podcast. We're gonna do the podcast now, yeah,
1:42:12
Speaker 3: And he comes up starts up doing bits. Everyone's like,
1:42:14
Speaker 3: get the fuck off the stage. He's like yeah, yeah whatever, yeah,
1:42:18
Speaker 3: hell yeah. We got after it with him that night.
1:42:20
Speaker 3: But he's been on kill Tony. I thought he did
1:42:22
Speaker 3: pretty solid.
1:42:23
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's got a fan bait. I think you don't
1:42:25
Speaker 5: really like him.
1:42:25
Speaker 3: He's got a nice fan base. He paints his toenails.
1:42:27
Speaker 3: Didn't know how I felt about that when we found
1:42:29
Speaker 3: that out. Have you seen have you seen beer Olympics.
1:42:33
Speaker 5: I've seen it. Yeah, I don't know if I could
1:42:35
Speaker 5: hang any liquor guy. I mean, I have a gluten allergy,
1:42:40
Speaker 5: which might be the gayest thing it's ever been said.
1:42:44
Speaker 5: I grew up drinking beer all the time, and then
1:42:45
Speaker 5: when I hit thirty five, some I would just get gas, diarrhea,
1:42:49
Speaker 5: shit water. So I think I have a gluten allergy
1:42:52
Speaker 5: that I haven't diagnosed, but that's what I'm guessing.
1:42:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is. So that beer you're holding in your
1:42:57
Speaker 3: hand right.
1:42:57
Speaker 5: Now, Well, I can do one or two, but if
1:42:59
Speaker 5: I do more than that, I'm fucked. Like we get
1:43:02
Speaker 5: a distended belly, I get like a little woozy and
1:43:05
Speaker 5: mouth feel weird, dry mouth.
1:43:07
Speaker 3: To say he's out of the Olympics.
1:43:09
Speaker 5: Sorry, you do liquor Olympics, I'll blow it.
1:43:11
Speaker 4: You'll be there, Yeah, you'll be there.
1:43:13
Speaker 5: Yeah, that in like I don't know how Gillis does it.
1:43:17
Speaker 3: He's like he's a tank. The way he puts him down.
1:43:20
Speaker 5: He isn't over and over again. That's our me and
1:43:22
Speaker 5: him sell a hooch. That's our rye.
1:43:25
Speaker 4: That's your guys right there.
1:43:26
Speaker 5: The yeah we sell that. Uh it's in all the
1:43:31
Speaker 5: comedy clubs. Now it's getting some really what can people
1:43:33
Speaker 5: get it? Shout it out, dude, it's online right now.
1:43:36
Speaker 5: Tennessee is so fucking Bible Belt. You guys have crazy
1:43:39
Speaker 5: red tapes. We're having trouble getting it in here, but
1:43:41
Speaker 5: it's all over the country and you can get it online.
1:43:44
Speaker 5: Bodega cut and.
1:43:45
Speaker 4: Say, we see getting in here like in the clubs
1:43:47
Speaker 4: and in the in the state, like ordering it into
1:43:51
Speaker 4: the state or just like being able to sell it
1:43:53
Speaker 4: in I know when we were doing the uh big
1:43:57
Speaker 4: you know, you know, the tough part of it was
1:43:59
Speaker 4: you could buy online, but in certain states, Tennessee being
1:44:02
Speaker 4: one of them, Tennessee, Missouri, like our big states. There
1:44:04
Speaker 4: you go, people couldn't like order it online and get
1:44:06
Speaker 4: it shipped to.
1:44:07
Speaker 5: Them exactly the state.
1:44:09
Speaker 3: What made you guys want to start a rye?
1:44:11
Speaker 5: Well, all these comics kept getting sober. Like when I
1:44:13
Speaker 5: started comedy, it was like degenerates. It was like coke
1:44:15
Speaker 5: heads and you know, pedophiles. And then comedy kind of
1:44:19
Speaker 5: got like softer, and everybody got sober and started doing
1:44:23
Speaker 5: like wellness and yoga and so we were like, fuck it,
1:44:26
Speaker 5: We're like the last couple of guys are still party
1:44:28
Speaker 5: hard and drink, so let's start a liquor. Yeah, you know,
1:44:32
Speaker 5: Kevin Hart has one, and you know, uh, Ryan Reynolds.
1:44:35
Speaker 5: So it just seemed like people are doing it, and
1:44:36
Speaker 5: I was like, why not us?
1:44:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, did you guys like go and like do tastings
1:44:39
Speaker 3: and like figure out what you really wanted? Like, you
1:44:41
Speaker 3: guys did the whole process?
1:44:42
Speaker 5: Would you for that all that shit? We went to
1:44:44
Speaker 5: Texas and did like a distillery and tasted like must
1:44:47
Speaker 5: taste like twenty whiskeys, were like, this is the one.
1:44:50
Speaker 5: Then we had to pick a name. Then you pick
1:44:51
Speaker 5: a bottle and you pick a label. It's well, quite
1:44:54
Speaker 5: a process.
1:44:55
Speaker 3: Sounds like a fun process.
1:44:56
Speaker 5: It was fun. I mean you're drinking the whole time.
1:44:59
Speaker 4: Oh there you go. Oh you got to have some
1:45:01
Speaker 4: because you went to Sam show, like when you were shooting,
1:45:03
Speaker 4: you were shooting something.
1:45:04
Speaker 3: With yes, Sam. So Sam's doing a like a movie
1:45:07
Speaker 3: along with his tour right now. He's like self funding
1:45:09
Speaker 3: a movie, and so I don't know the whole premise.
1:45:12
Speaker 3: He didn't really give it to me. He's like, but
1:45:13
Speaker 3: do you want to be in it? And I was like, yeah,
1:45:14
Speaker 3: I love to be in it. So we did a
1:45:16
Speaker 3: bunch of bits of like his opener who sounds what's.
1:45:18
Speaker 5: His opener's name, Gary Veeder.
1:45:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're the exact same person, by the way, they
1:45:23
Speaker 3: have the exact same tone every everything. Yeah, Like we
1:45:26
Speaker 3: like did a bit of us doing shots and then
1:45:28
Speaker 3: him doing a big line of cocaine and me being
1:45:31
Speaker 3: like that was for all of us, like that kind
1:45:33
Speaker 3: of thing.
1:45:34
Speaker 1: Were you in it?
1:45:36
Speaker 3: We all took shots, we all took what you think.
1:45:41
Speaker 5: They are. Yeah, he's just those bald small Sam.
1:45:45
Speaker 3: That's what he is, dude. They sound the exact same
1:45:47
Speaker 3: they were. They had like the same delivery, same everything.
1:45:50
Speaker 3: They're both extremely funny. They were both great. I love them,
1:45:53
Speaker 3: But uh, I wondered, because I haven't been to a
1:45:56
Speaker 3: lot of shows, if like you pick your openers to
1:45:59
Speaker 3: sound like you, because that's what people are there for
1:46:01
Speaker 3: you is you?
1:46:03
Speaker 5: That's interesting I don't do that. Like I had a
1:46:05
Speaker 5: girl in a wheelchair open for me last night at
1:46:07
Speaker 5: the well. Yes, yes, yeah, red hair girl, right, Fiona.
1:46:11
Speaker 3: Yeah, And she's funny.
1:46:13
Speaker 5: She's super funny, super dark and you know a lot
1:46:15
Speaker 5: of wheelchair jokes obviously, and I feel like it just
1:46:18
Speaker 5: cuts the tension and it lets the crowd know, like, oh,
1:46:20
Speaker 5: we're going in on crazy shit, Like everybody, loosen up,
1:46:24
Speaker 5: this is what you're opening with. It's actually quite cute
1:46:27
Speaker 5: for a cripple. But she's super funny and she's she's
1:46:34
Speaker 5: doing well. I think she's gonna blow up if she doesn't.
1:46:36
Speaker 5: You know, die got some crazy disease.
1:46:42
Speaker 3: What's the disease.
1:46:43
Speaker 5: I'm sure you can google it. I can't remember the name.
1:46:46
Speaker 5: It's some rare something you never heard before. Okay, yeah,
1:46:50
Speaker 5: but find that slowly killing her because.
1:46:53
Speaker 3: I've seen that clip of her and I saw everybody
1:46:55
Speaker 3: on the bench like rolling and that's how you found her.
1:46:57
Speaker 5: Yeah on actually just a show with her years go
1:47:00
Speaker 5: randomly and I was like, who's this handicapped lady? And
1:47:03
Speaker 5: then she started just blowing up on her own? No shit,
1:47:05
Speaker 5: she lives here.
1:47:06
Speaker 3: Now for real? Yeah, Okay, what is this we will.
1:47:10
Speaker 5: Is it what Frederick's at tay at text?
1:47:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a muscular dist words man, words are tough
1:47:20
Speaker 3: for me.
1:47:21
Speaker 4: Is it cool that it feels like you're in a
1:47:23
Speaker 4: spot too, like you got people who can open for
1:47:25
Speaker 4: you where you feel like you can kind of you
1:47:27
Speaker 4: can kind of help them.
1:47:28
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is fun. That's really cool. Like Bargatzi has
1:47:30
Speaker 5: all these guys doing Nate Land, which is like his
1:47:33
Speaker 5: way of like propping people up, And I would love
1:47:35
Speaker 5: to do that because it's so fucking hard out there
1:47:38
Speaker 5: as a comic in the beginning. Yeah, it's hard to
1:47:40
Speaker 5: break through.
1:47:41
Speaker 4: It feels. And dude, it's like the comedy world, you guys.
1:47:44
Speaker 4: Everybody's built all these different platforms to where I feel like,
1:47:47
Speaker 4: you know, now there are way more opportunities for comics
1:47:50
Speaker 4: to make it versus just grinding it out in New York.
1:47:52
Speaker 4: The streets in New York had a small ball four
1:47:55
Speaker 4: people there. Now there's all these podcasts, like I feel like,
1:47:58
Speaker 4: your guys, industry has done such a great Yeah what
1:48:02
Speaker 4: is they comedies on?
1:48:02
Speaker 5: Like it higher than it's ever been right now, it's
1:48:05
Speaker 5: a where I mean THEO is talking to Trump. I
1:48:07
Speaker 5: mean like it's all. It's crazy how big it's gotten,
1:48:09
Speaker 5: but it's all the Internet. The Internet changed everything because
1:48:12
Speaker 5: before you had to get on the Tonight Show. You
1:48:13
Speaker 5: got five minutes and you maybe got an HBO special
1:48:16
Speaker 5: if you were lucky. It was like five guys every
1:48:18
Speaker 5: three years got an HBO special. So now you can
1:48:21
Speaker 5: just be a funny guy and go on TikTok and
1:48:22
Speaker 5: boom you're out into the world.
1:48:24
Speaker 4: When do you feel like your big break was?
1:48:27
Speaker 5: Oh, that's it. I did a during the pandemic. I
1:48:30
Speaker 5: had a crazy right when the pandemic hit. I did
1:48:33
Speaker 5: Rogan when he was on YouTube, like the real old Rogan,
1:48:36
Speaker 5: like the career making Rogan. Then I I just got
1:48:39
Speaker 5: a shout out at a Mets game from Seinfeld, and
1:48:42
Speaker 5: then I put a special out on YouTube before anyone
1:48:45
Speaker 5: was really doing that. And those three things kind of
1:48:47
Speaker 5: happened all within like a month or two, and it popped.
1:48:50
Speaker 5: The special got millions of views because it was in
1:48:53
Speaker 5: the pandemics and no one had any uh any content.
1:48:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were consuming a bunch of shit.
1:48:59
Speaker 5: Exactly.
1:48:59
Speaker 4: Awesome, man, it was just a luck of the draw
1:49:02
Speaker 4: in this like this opera here, like going on Rogan's
1:49:04
Speaker 4: big time huge. How'd you get linked up with him?
1:49:08
Speaker 5: I met him with sand you know, Andrew Santino.
1:49:10
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:49:11
Speaker 5: I was doing a show in Atlanta. We were friends.
1:49:13
Speaker 5: He was opening for Rogan at some arena and he goes,
1:49:15
Speaker 5: We're going to the UFC fight if you want to go,
1:49:17
Speaker 5: and I said hell yeah, And I got to meet Joe.
1:49:19
Speaker 5: We got to chit chat and we got drunk together,
1:49:22
Speaker 5: and eventually he was like, you ever want to do
1:49:24
Speaker 5: the show? And You're like, what the fuck? Like, that's
1:49:27
Speaker 5: like a super bottle going. If you ever want a fuck,
1:49:28
Speaker 5: you know, just let me know. Yeah, So I hit
1:49:33
Speaker 5: him up. I had a special coming out and I
1:49:34
Speaker 5: hit him up and I said, hey, you said this,
1:49:36
Speaker 5: I don't want to, you know, step on any toes here.
1:49:38
Speaker 5: But he goes, yeah, come on by.
1:49:40
Speaker 4: No is fucking awesome.
1:49:41
Speaker 5: I was terrified to do the show. To do the show,
1:49:45
Speaker 5: it was just the biggest show. It's just so weird
1:49:46
Speaker 5: talking and you're like ten million people are listening to
1:49:49
Speaker 5: this right now.
1:49:49
Speaker 4: Yeah.
1:49:50
Speaker 5: I'm wearing a suit because I did the Tonight show
1:49:52
Speaker 5: the night before and got on a red eye and
1:49:54
Speaker 5: flew there, So I'm wearing the same clothes.
1:49:57
Speaker 3: No fucking way. Yeah, just shitt in your pants whole time.
1:50:01
Speaker 3: This is when it was still in l A.
1:50:02
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah.
1:50:03
Speaker 1: And this is.
1:50:06
Speaker 4: A few years ago.
1:50:07
Speaker 5: This is twenty nineteen. Yeah yeah, yeah, when they hang
1:50:10
Speaker 5: over the baby and a half elm and a lot
1:50:16
Speaker 5: of shit happened, ship went down. Yeah, aged.
1:50:20
Speaker 3: So now when you go on for like the protector
1:50:22
Speaker 3: of parks Pods, do you feel uncomfortable nervous at all?
1:50:25
Speaker 4: Now?
1:50:25
Speaker 3: It's just your nor it's a this is regular light and.
1:50:28
Speaker 5: It's just fun. We've done like twelve of them now,
1:50:30
Speaker 5: so it's we've all gotten to know each other. And
1:50:32
Speaker 5: you get by the half hour mark your ship faced. Yeah,
1:50:34
Speaker 5: so you're just letting it fly and then we edit
1:50:36
Speaker 5: later a lot of editing.
1:50:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, what is that?
1:50:39
Speaker 2: What is that?
1:50:39
Speaker 3: Next day? Scary?
1:50:41
Speaker 5: Oh dude, I'm texting Jamie take that out? Take that out?
1:50:44
Speaker 5: And the anxiety hits you?
1:50:46
Speaker 3: Do they send you do they send you the raw footage?
1:50:48
Speaker 3: Because if you're if you're a ship faceing some things
1:50:50
Speaker 3: you're not gonna remember.
1:50:51
Speaker 5: You gotta kind of just remember it. That's the hard
1:50:53
Speaker 5: part and something just.
1:50:54
Speaker 3: Going to fucking do it.
1:50:55
Speaker 5: You Like, did we talk about that. Yeah, it's aid fag.
1:50:58
Speaker 5: At some point he's like, you gotta let me know
1:50:59
Speaker 5: it's a four hour pod. I can't. I can just
1:51:01
Speaker 5: comb looking for that one word. I think it was
1:51:04
Speaker 5: like an hour or half in. I don't know.
1:51:07
Speaker 3: God damn. Yeah, getting hammered on a show like that
1:51:10
Speaker 3: would be be fucking.
1:51:12
Speaker 5: You're ripping liquor, Yeah, oh yeah, I'm going liquor shanees.
1:51:16
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got like beers.
1:51:19
Speaker 3: Just water makes you throw up, makes you puffy, does
1:51:21
Speaker 3: all those things water? Nonetheless?
1:51:24
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he got the shades because we're smoking weed.
1:51:26
Speaker 5: We're doing shrooms. Yeah, yeah, we're smoking cigars.
1:51:31
Speaker 3: See, the liquor part for me wouldn't be like the
1:51:34
Speaker 3: tough part. It's when you're smoking because I can always
1:51:37
Speaker 3: kind of smoke myself into a friendzy where it's like
1:51:39
Speaker 3: I'm kind of just.
1:51:40
Speaker 5: Nothing's going on in my brain and yeah, you're a zombie.
1:51:43
Speaker 3: Yeah, your zombie was like, what do you think You're?
1:51:44
Speaker 1: Like?
1:51:44
Speaker 3: I fucking I just want to eat something, right, That's
1:51:47
Speaker 3: all I care about.
1:51:47
Speaker 5: Already does that Already goes quiet after about an hour
1:51:49
Speaker 5: because he's so high and he's in his head.
1:51:51
Speaker 3: Al seems like a guy that just does not stop.
1:51:54
Speaker 5: No, he does not stop.
1:51:55
Speaker 3: He came on the show. We were talking for about
1:51:57
Speaker 3: forty five minutes knock is amazing racist stuff.
1:52:02
Speaker 4: Yeah, and he's like, and now he's talking about backpacking.
1:52:05
Speaker 3: I forget Yeah, yeah, because we were talking about beer
1:52:07
Speaker 3: Olympics with him as well. Everybody that comes into the
1:52:10
Speaker 3: show were like, so what do you think about feeling
1:52:12
Speaker 3: all out at them? But he's gonna be like backpacking
1:52:14
Speaker 3: in Alaska, South.
1:52:16
Speaker 5: America for a year, No, for a while, Costa Rica.
1:52:20
Speaker 5: I mean that guy lives. He's like an old he
1:52:22
Speaker 5: goes and does sh for real. Yeah, how do you?
1:52:25
Speaker 5: I mean pull up the photo of already passed out
1:52:27
Speaker 5: on the floor because he tried to out drink Shane.
1:52:29
Speaker 5: And he's like seventy eight years old by the way,
1:52:32
Speaker 5: you know, so he I thought he's going to the hospital.
1:52:35
Speaker 4: I mean, bro, I was telling him too, because I remember,
1:52:37
Speaker 4: like every he's just making the joke. Every middle schooler
1:52:40
Speaker 4: understands the amazing racist Yeah, And I was like, I
1:52:43
Speaker 4: remember coming across you again one day because I was
1:52:45
Speaker 4: thinking one night, I'm like, what happened to this one
1:52:47
Speaker 4: guy who used to do the amazing race because then
1:52:50
Speaker 4: I saw him on a clip on Rogan. Oh he's
1:52:52
Speaker 4: still around, he Rogan.
1:52:53
Speaker 3: Because I don't know, Like we had a rumor at
1:52:56
Speaker 3: our school like oh, the amazing racist guy, you know
1:52:57
Speaker 3: he got killed.
1:52:58
Speaker 5: And it was yeah, wow, there was that.
1:53:01
Speaker 3: There was always that rumor, and there was always the
1:53:03
Speaker 3: rumor of Marilyn Manson pulled out their ribs so he
1:53:05
Speaker 3: could suck his on dick.
1:53:06
Speaker 5: I heard that feel like that was that was like.
1:53:08
Speaker 3: The first thing. Yeah, out you ever try that?
1:53:12
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I got I got a lick once. No,
1:53:14
Speaker 5: I got a lick. Yeah, And I'm not well and
1:53:16
Speaker 5: down at all, but I just really like kept pushing it.
1:53:20
Speaker 5: I was doing my own yoga at home and I
1:53:22
Speaker 5: got a lick and right when you your tongue touches
1:53:25
Speaker 5: your dick, you go, what the fuck am I doing?
1:53:29
Speaker 4: Is this really worth it?
1:53:30
Speaker 3: Yeah?
1:53:31
Speaker 5: Yeah, everything that I've managed that feeling.
1:53:35
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean there's no I'm not I'm too stiff.
1:53:38
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't have it.
1:53:40
Speaker 4: I don't have that spine mobility to get up there
1:53:42
Speaker 4: like that same airs man.
1:53:44
Speaker 3: Yeah. I guess you never know where you're at until
1:53:46
Speaker 3: you actually get the lick in. But part of me
1:53:47
Speaker 3: feeling like I would go farther on yourself.
1:53:51
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was wrong in your mind. It's a bad feeling.
1:53:55
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I guess you would know.
1:53:57
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not great.
1:53:58
Speaker 4: It's like I managed to go farther.
1:54:00
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, guys, everyone feel the same exact way, right, Yeah, anyway,
1:54:04
Speaker 3: sucking your own dick, dude, welcome to bustling with the boys.
1:54:06
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1:54:07
Speaker 5: Well you got you. Guy asked me about fistfights, you
1:54:09
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1:54:11
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1:54:13
Speaker 3: How what hour is this?
1:54:15
Speaker 5: That's probably hour three, four? We'll go to five sometimes,
1:54:18
Speaker 5: no fucking way.
1:54:19
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1:54:19
Speaker 5: Look at all the dead soldiers up there, no doubt,
1:54:22
Speaker 5: none of them are yours. No, no, I'll have one
1:54:24
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1:54:26
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1:54:28
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1:54:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I can feel the gurgle bubbling up in
1:54:31
Speaker 5: my ask.
1:54:31
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1:54:34
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1:54:37
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1:54:49
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Speaker 4: You were about to ask if we were been in fistfights.
1:57:16
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys are athletics to dude.
1:57:17
Speaker 4: To be honest, No, not really really when I had
1:57:20
Speaker 4: in like sixth grade, but it got broken up pretty
1:57:22
Speaker 4: quickly after I threw a low leg kick at him.
1:57:24
Speaker 3: And low leg kick. Y oh, you were calculated.
1:57:27
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I wrestle that kind of dabbled in
1:57:29
Speaker 4: some different Well, most of the time people are gonna
1:57:32
Speaker 4: come in thinking you're gonna throw a fist. Nobody's ever
1:57:34
Speaker 4: thinking about their legs, So you just throw somebody off.
1:57:36
Speaker 4: You have a longer reach with your legs, Like, let
1:57:38
Speaker 4: me dominate his legs real quick, and then if this
1:57:41
Speaker 4: gets to the ground, which is where I want to be,
1:57:43
Speaker 4: it'll be over for him.
1:57:43
Speaker 3: Yeah.
1:57:44
Speaker 4: But the luck we started to get to the ground,
1:57:46
Speaker 4: teachers broke it up.
1:57:47
Speaker 5: Nice. But yeah, no bar fight, not no man, not
1:57:50
Speaker 5: really wow, not really.
1:57:51
Speaker 4: It's got like tense before like everybody. But I've never
1:57:55
Speaker 4: really had interesting.
1:57:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, well I've had a handful.
1:57:58
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah.
1:57:59
Speaker 3: Well I was a nasty boy in college. I wouldn't
1:58:02
Speaker 3: didn't mind getting in a scrum every once in a while.
1:58:04
Speaker 3: My senior year we played Ohio State. We lost by one,
1:58:08
Speaker 3: and then I went to my house with my boys
1:58:10
Speaker 3: and we cracked. We like took down like twelve Hams. Yeah,
1:58:13
Speaker 3: Old Ham's Lights, Land of Sky, blue Waters, and yeah,
1:58:17
Speaker 3: this is that's me right there. This is the video
1:58:19
Speaker 3: cam footage. I actually told the boys about the story
1:58:21
Speaker 3: the other day. And we're going to this place called
1:58:24
Speaker 3: the Brown Jug, which is this is the Brown Jug.
1:58:25
Speaker 5: I've heard of the Brown Jug.
1:58:27
Speaker 3: And there's four or five guys on like megaphones. Ohio
1:58:31
Speaker 3: State fans are like fuck Michigan blah blah blah. To me,
1:58:34
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm so focused on getting hammered. I
1:58:37
Speaker 3: want to get after it with my boys, and one
1:58:40
Speaker 3: dude is drunkenly hip checks a poll and I just
1:58:43
Speaker 3: I didn't see it, but my brother saw it, my
1:58:45
Speaker 3: best friend saw it, and my girlfriend at the time
1:58:46
Speaker 3: saw it, and I just kept walking. Well, my brother
1:58:49
Speaker 3: starts laughing at the guy. Him and his four guys
1:58:52
Speaker 3: get in front of my brother and like start like
1:58:54
Speaker 3: pushing him around a little bit. So my girlfriend at
1:58:56
Speaker 3: the time, Alex, was like, hey, Taylor, your brother's buddy
1:58:58
Speaker 3: in a fight. So I walk up the guy, move
1:59:01
Speaker 3: one of his buddies out of the way and like
1:59:02
Speaker 3: open hand like palmed him in the face. Woo, and
1:59:05
Speaker 3: he hits the ground and he like spun when he
1:59:07
Speaker 3: hit the ground. I was like, I thought I killed him. Yeah,
1:59:10
Speaker 3: So I kind of get freaked out. I run back
1:59:12
Speaker 3: in the brown jug and then I see one of
1:59:13
Speaker 3: my buddies. I say the same thing, and then I'm like, well,
1:59:15
Speaker 3: the police are gonna be here soon. I should probably
1:59:17
Speaker 3: go outside so they don't like come get me out
1:59:18
Speaker 3: of the bar. Right I can tell it's like a
1:59:19
Speaker 3: packed area. I go out there. The guy's eating a burrito.
1:59:22
Speaker 3: He's totally fine. He's just hanging out the police officers there.
1:59:26
Speaker 3: I lie, I said I would never yeah. And then
1:59:28
Speaker 3: a week later I broke up with that girl and
1:59:31
Speaker 3: a police officer called her doing an investigation. She's like, oh, yeah,
1:59:34
Speaker 3: he for sure hit her, hit him. So my rookie year,
1:59:38
Speaker 3: I was literally in the middle of like this this
1:59:41
Speaker 3: little situation. Whoa yeah. And so that was the last
1:59:45
Speaker 3: fight I've ever been in. All right, not too bad, Yeah,
1:59:48
Speaker 3: not too bad. There was one other incident at Losers
1:59:52
Speaker 3: with Zach Mettenberger. M Yeah, well Zach, he was a
1:59:57
Speaker 3: seventh round pick for the Titans, and it was my.
2:00:01
Speaker 7: Yeah.
2:00:02
Speaker 3: We would get drunk at Losers with the band and
2:00:04
Speaker 3: we would all be saying calling on Baton Rouge because
2:00:07
Speaker 3: he went to l s U. He was all about it.
2:00:09
Speaker 3: And then this Alabama fan comes in and like starts
2:00:12
Speaker 3: yapping off to Zach and punches. That's me as me
2:00:15
Speaker 3: doing an okay job at best blocking for Zack, and uh.
2:00:18
Speaker 3: The guy punches Zach in the face and then he
2:00:22
Speaker 3: him no, yeah he did, Yeah, he dropped him. He
2:00:25
Speaker 3: dropped him, but he like scrumps back up. He's got
2:00:27
Speaker 3: a big like raspberry in his face, and I walk him, Hey,
2:00:29
Speaker 3: what's going on you all right, He's like, that guy
2:00:31
Speaker 3: has punched me in the face. Oh what happened? He goes,
2:00:33
Speaker 3: that guy punched me in the face. So I walked
2:00:36
Speaker 3: out there and I saw him as Zack. That's the
2:00:38
Speaker 3: day he got He told he was told he was
2:00:39
Speaker 3: gonna be a starter, and that was a snapchat of
2:00:42
Speaker 3: him saying, this is my team.
2:00:44
Speaker 4: Now.
2:00:46
Speaker 3: We played the Houston Texans. JJ Watt got a sack
2:00:49
Speaker 3: on him and there's a photo of JJ doing a
2:00:52
Speaker 3: selfie to make fun of that exact picture. I walk
2:00:57
Speaker 3: outside the Losers and I hit this guy lawn chair him,
2:00:59
Speaker 3: knocked him out and I said something like like, oh
2:01:03
Speaker 3: you don't fucking touch my friend like that something lame,
2:01:06
Speaker 3: and then got out of there and that was really it.
2:01:09
Speaker 3: That was the last time I ever put my hands
2:01:10
Speaker 3: on another man.
2:01:11
Speaker 7: Damn.
2:01:11
Speaker 5: But it's nice to get a knockout in.
2:01:13
Speaker 3: Nice to get a knockout in that, you know it
2:01:14
Speaker 3: just to have a guy like that on your side,
2:01:16
Speaker 3: of course you get him.
2:01:18
Speaker 1: Yeah.
2:01:19
Speaker 7: Yeah.
2:01:21
Speaker 3: The bars through like forced cardy guards smoking the dog. Yeah.
2:01:25
Speaker 3: The owner of the bar like kicked everybody out, shut
2:01:27
Speaker 3: it down. He's like, we're done here. The Titans called
2:01:30
Speaker 3: me the next day, like, tell me what happened. I'm like,
2:01:32
Speaker 3: so I go in there. I didn't sign my contract yet,
2:01:35
Speaker 3: so they called my agent. Oh no, They're like, hey,
2:01:38
Speaker 3: we got a problem. Looks like we're gonna have to
2:01:39
Speaker 3: like renegotiate Taylor stuff. My agent's like all the leverage.
2:01:45
Speaker 3: But my agent was like, hey, listen, like he just
2:01:47
Speaker 3: protected your quarterback that you drafted. Technically, he did his job.
2:01:50
Speaker 3: If anything, he needs a raise. And my contract was
2:01:53
Speaker 3: signed like a week later.
2:01:55
Speaker 5: Boy a lot better now, right?
2:01:57
Speaker 4: Yeah that's an't it crazy?
2:01:59
Speaker 5: That's a different guy. Yeah, there's no resemblance none.
2:02:05
Speaker 3: Ki year Tits. I know he's not bad hun and
2:02:11
Speaker 3: I got some nice nips too, now, oh yeah, yeah
2:02:13
Speaker 3: they got the full thing going on.
2:02:14
Speaker 1: Well.
2:02:14
Speaker 5: I lived in a house with a bunch of guys
2:02:16
Speaker 5: and one of the guys was six nine, just just
2:02:18
Speaker 5: a pothead, nice guy, like grateful, dead and fish. But
2:02:21
Speaker 5: everywhere we went people would start shipped with him because
2:02:23
Speaker 5: he was so tall. So everybody's like, I want to fight.
2:02:26
Speaker 5: You think you're tougher than me. The guy's like, hey man,
2:02:28
Speaker 5: I'm just drinking a beer. What are we doing here?
2:02:30
Speaker 5: And he would get in fights constantly just because he
2:02:32
Speaker 5: was so big. Could scrap He eventually could, Yeah, he
2:02:37
Speaker 5: figured it out. Yeah, but he was like the sweet,
2:02:40
Speaker 5: nerdy kind of hippie guy and he was like wearing
2:02:42
Speaker 5: birkenstocks and ship and yeah hemp necklace, and people would
2:02:46
Speaker 5: always fuck with him just because he was tall.
2:02:48
Speaker 3: Something about like, yeah, guys always want to check the
2:02:51
Speaker 3: biggest dude in the room.
2:02:52
Speaker 5: Sometimes exactly, it's like courage.
2:02:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know I could take this guy out right, buddy,
2:02:59
Speaker 3: what are we doing? Yeah, belly button six nine? Those
2:03:02
Speaker 3: zoo animal height, Yes, that's crazy. I walk around myself
2:03:05
Speaker 3: and I think I'm way too tall. Yeah, too tall,
2:03:08
Speaker 3: I am, I'm too tall. Yeah, I look around. I'm
2:03:11
Speaker 3: like I was at my daughter's daughter's friend's birthday part
2:03:14
Speaker 3: the other day and I looked and I saw all
2:03:16
Speaker 3: the women were the same height and there was a
2:03:18
Speaker 3: little step up, and then all the men were the
2:03:19
Speaker 3: same height. Yep, and I was looking over all of them.
2:03:22
Speaker 3: Yeah this is because I don't know. I'm just tall, gentle,
2:03:26
Speaker 3: just fucking tall.
2:03:27
Speaker 4: I don't know.
2:03:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I look at all these other people, I'm like,
2:03:29
Speaker 3: holy shit.
2:03:30
Speaker 5: What about a flight that's gonna be Hell.
2:03:32
Speaker 3: Flights aren't bad as Southwest. You get that nice little
2:03:34
Speaker 3: exit row. Oh yeah, that's the move for me. If
2:03:37
Speaker 3: you're getting that exit row, you're living Levita Loco right there.
2:03:40
Speaker 3: It's not bad.
2:03:40
Speaker 5: But I feel like, tall guy, what are you? Six
2:03:42
Speaker 5: to one six two? Sorry, I'm five to ten. So
2:03:47
Speaker 5: I'm obsessed with you know, I know every height on
2:03:49
Speaker 5: a man because you know, you scan it immediately as
2:03:51
Speaker 5: a short guy. But women just flock. I mean, if
2:03:54
Speaker 5: you're over six six foot six one, you're in it's
2:03:57
Speaker 5: like you it's tall as big tits for men.
2:04:00
Speaker 4: That's so funny you say that, because I've never like
2:04:02
Speaker 4: felt that way really well. Fear strikes in my mind
2:04:05
Speaker 4: when when when like women were to approach you know
2:04:08
Speaker 4: what I mean. Yeah, we were talking about this not
2:04:09
Speaker 4: too long ago. Like I was never the guy that
2:04:11
Speaker 4: could sit there. Your charisma just shells up, yeah, and
2:04:15
Speaker 4: being like yo, you know you're thinking of all the
2:04:17
Speaker 4: trying to be you're trying to do whatever.
2:04:19
Speaker 3: Hey, how you doing.
2:04:21
Speaker 1: Like that?
2:04:22
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah yeah. You ask him like what you
2:04:25
Speaker 3: are you? And like my sophomore like, oh cool, then
2:04:28
Speaker 3: what you were you? And like I just fucking asked
2:04:30
Speaker 3: you come here a lot, we brought you out there.
2:04:32
Speaker 1: Well.
2:04:33
Speaker 5: Sometimes, you know, we'll have football players at the mother
2:04:36
Speaker 5: Ship will come by and the girls, like the female comics,
2:04:39
Speaker 5: they switch. They just are like, oh my god. There's
2:04:41
Speaker 5: something like primal about a big dude coming in around
2:04:45
Speaker 5: a lady and they turned into like dudes. They're like
2:04:47
Speaker 5: drooling and they're like, oh can I eat your ass?
2:04:50
Speaker 5: You know, like they they panic.
2:04:52
Speaker 7: It.
2:04:52
Speaker 5: It's fun to see women lusting over men because you know,
2:04:56
Speaker 5: as I'm a do we be guy, I'd go up
2:04:58
Speaker 5: to girls all my life and they'd be like, no thanks.
2:05:01
Speaker 5: So it's fun to see girls like in the dudes. Yeah,
2:05:04
Speaker 5: I feel like you guys, you know athletes.
2:05:06
Speaker 3: I mean you saw the old photos of me. Well
2:05:08
Speaker 3: that's yeah, there wasn't. I wasn't walking in the bar
2:05:10
Speaker 3: and turning heads.
2:05:11
Speaker 5: Yeah, good point.
2:05:12
Speaker 4: And the little teeth that I had.
2:05:13
Speaker 3: It was we guy here.
2:05:16
Speaker 5: Years ago. Wow, oh buddy, you got a sleeper build
2:05:20
Speaker 5: under that years ago. That's a lot less drinking.
2:05:24
Speaker 3: Pull the shirt up, dude, we know that same thing
2:05:26
Speaker 3: going right there, don't you You got a six pack
2:05:29
Speaker 3: going on under there?
2:05:29
Speaker 5: No, well that's all flab now but this is pre pandemic.
2:05:32
Speaker 5: I was working out every day. I had nothing going on.
2:05:35
Speaker 5: I just do comedy at night. And the zoom ins
2:05:37
Speaker 5: are insane. You're killing me here. The gays do this
2:05:40
Speaker 5: to me all the time. They I'm on these gay website.
2:05:43
Speaker 5: I thank you.
2:05:46
Speaker 3: I mean, buddy, that's a real, that's legit six pack.
2:05:48
Speaker 5: Thanks. Thanks. It was a different time.
2:05:50
Speaker 3: Yeah, we got Jared right here. Uh, he was at
2:05:53
Speaker 3: your show last night. But he and I made a
2:05:54
Speaker 3: bet five thousand dollars by January first of twenty twenty six.
2:06:00
Speaker 3: Is it twenty twenty five right now? Yeah, twenty twenty six,
2:06:02
Speaker 3: twenty six. Uh, if he can have a six pack
2:06:04
Speaker 3: by jan one, I'll give him five thousand dollars. If
2:06:06
Speaker 3: he does not, he's got to do a twenty minute set.
2:06:10
Speaker 5: Oh that's a long time. Twenty minutes is an eternity
2:06:14
Speaker 5: for a new comic.
2:06:15
Speaker 3: I don't even want to say, I know you half
2:06:18
Speaker 3: an hour. Yeah, but you you said to me a
2:06:21
Speaker 3: couple of days ago, and I still think it's twenty
2:06:23
Speaker 3: that's true. Yeah, school many pointers for Jared twenty minutes
2:06:27
Speaker 3: because he's Hey, Jared, let's your shirt up for the show.
2:06:30
Speaker 7: Come on.
2:06:31
Speaker 5: I mean, we just got to see what all right,
2:06:33
Speaker 5: all right, you got you got an already flat stomach.
2:06:36
Speaker 4: There we go.
2:06:36
Speaker 1: It wasn't flat like a month ago.
2:06:38
Speaker 5: I'll tell you what it is.
2:06:39
Speaker 3: Look a lot better. Yeah, I lost a little bit
2:06:40
Speaker 3: of Wait.
2:06:41
Speaker 5: Every time you're sitting down right now, just just hover
2:06:43
Speaker 5: your feet two inches off the floor. To do that
2:06:45
Speaker 5: all day, every day. And that's one good way that'll
2:06:48
Speaker 5: get you a core going. But other than that, I
2:06:50
Speaker 5: think it's on the what do you call those mountain.
2:06:52
Speaker 3: Climbers, Yeah, the versa climber.
2:06:54
Speaker 5: Yeah, good luck.
2:06:56
Speaker 3: Dam said I had no chance when we talked to
2:06:58
Speaker 3: Sam did say that, no chair with when we said.
2:07:00
Speaker 5: That, you'll get leaner, but a six pack it's so
2:07:03
Speaker 5: hard to get.
2:07:03
Speaker 3: And from a guy who's had one.
2:07:07
Speaker 4: Did I tell you what doing twenty minutes would be crazy?
2:07:10
Speaker 3: Five?
2:07:11
Speaker 4: Yeah? And that's like that felt like I was in hell.
2:07:13
Speaker 3: But you really went nine. I think you were around
2:07:15
Speaker 3: like the nine.
2:07:16
Speaker 7: Really.
2:07:16
Speaker 5: Yeah.
2:07:17
Speaker 3: He was solid.
2:07:17
Speaker 5: Dude, you killed bombs, you killed at the roast.
2:07:22
Speaker 4: I was terrified for that. I like, uh, Nick Tarani
2:07:25
Speaker 4: helped me write a couple of jokes. Uh, Caleb Presley,
2:07:29
Speaker 4: I think gave me one, but I was absolutely terrified
2:07:33
Speaker 4: going out there. I'm like talking with Taylor beforehand, because again,
2:07:35
Speaker 4: you're like, you're like trying to map it out in
2:07:36
Speaker 4: your head. But honestly seeing you guys, seeing you guys
2:07:40
Speaker 4: go back and forth and have the papers out, Yeah,
2:07:41
Speaker 4: thank god, I can look at my phone. I'm like
2:07:43
Speaker 4: trying to I'm like trying to memorize all the stuff.
2:07:46
Speaker 4: But you're like sitting there terrified. Who was the guy
2:07:48
Speaker 4: that looks like, uh, joy ride like the truck, the trucker.
2:07:52
Speaker 5: Trucker, Chris Porter, No, it wasn't Chris.
2:07:55
Speaker 3: This is the guy that had the hair big jig.
2:07:58
Speaker 5: Big went off the home.
2:08:00
Speaker 4: Yeah, he was watching an athlete up here, just shaking,
2:08:04
Speaker 4: trying to read jokes. I'm like, oh, man, that is
2:08:07
Speaker 4: how I was mentally well.
2:08:08
Speaker 5: He didn't much. I didn't prepare like I should have.
2:08:11
Speaker 5: And he was like, oh, I didn't even know it
2:08:12
Speaker 5: was a roast. So he got there like, wait, this
2:08:14
Speaker 5: is a roast. I thought we were just having a
2:08:16
Speaker 5: birthday party. And so he went off the dome and
2:08:18
Speaker 5: ripped on everything and killed it was man, maybe said of.
2:08:21
Speaker 3: The night, had the cigarette going. Yeah, he was I
2:08:25
Speaker 3: thought Adam Ray was he killed? I thought he was amazing.
2:08:29
Speaker 5: Papa the next one, he's having a real moment.
2:08:32
Speaker 4: And Buddy from uh from Yellowstone heckling from the top.
2:08:36
Speaker 5: Oh yeahah, Rippleton Carson, Yeah, Rip like he was he
2:08:40
Speaker 5: was in character that night.
2:08:42
Speaker 3: That might have just been him. He might he was
2:08:44
Speaker 3: ripping kid rock right, yeah, because yeah, what was it, Burt?
2:08:51
Speaker 3: And then Rip was like, shut your fucking mouth. He's
2:08:53
Speaker 3: like my daddy. The reason why you're even on the
2:08:55
Speaker 3: sets because my dad, my grandpa feel blessed.
2:08:58
Speaker 4: And I'm kind of sitting back and look Ja, I'm like, hey,
2:09:01
Speaker 4: he's just really like, oh tackling. It happens all the time, Like, man,
2:09:03
Speaker 4: it feels pretty real.
2:09:04
Speaker 3: Yeah. Right now, we got in the green room and
2:09:07
Speaker 3: we were about to head out because we of school
2:09:09
Speaker 3: line and he walks in Cole Houser and Bert's like, hey,
2:09:13
Speaker 3: just stay for a minute. We're like okay, yeah, we'll stay,
2:09:16
Speaker 3: and the like we had like watched them shake hands
2:09:18
Speaker 3: and hug it out.
2:09:18
Speaker 5: Yeah for a second.
2:09:20
Speaker 3: He says he's six to one, but he was built.
2:09:22
Speaker 3: He's built like he's six or five. Yes, Yeah, he
2:09:25
Speaker 3: has like a stature about him. That's pretty intimidating. I
2:09:27
Speaker 3: don't know if it's a character on Yellowstone. Definitely definitely
2:09:30
Speaker 3: helps because he does he's got a fucking vibe about it.
2:09:33
Speaker 9: He does.
2:09:34
Speaker 5: He's menacing, he's coming in, no smile, just scary.
2:09:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, he like he kind of liked that.
2:09:39
Speaker 1: He likes.
2:09:40
Speaker 5: He likes that's he is.
2:09:42
Speaker 4: When he comes in, he's like super polite, but it's
2:09:44
Speaker 4: almost like the respect is established that he's ripped.
2:09:47
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's off in the room. He has to be
2:09:49
Speaker 3: the off in the room. And Bert too, like you
2:09:51
Speaker 3: Bert said the whole time, like he's like, I'm not
2:09:53
Speaker 3: my element, I'm not a roaster. So he of course
2:09:56
Speaker 3: he's the one that's like trying to be nice with
2:09:58
Speaker 3: the process. Yeah, and catches them most hands.
2:10:02
Speaker 5: He was like, I'm a fan, what are you doing?
2:10:04
Speaker 3: Yeah? Exactly what did Bird say?
2:10:06
Speaker 4: He's like, I pay like five grand for these he had,
2:10:08
Speaker 4: like the paperwork, the jokes.
2:10:09
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's hilarious.
2:10:12
Speaker 4: What he's like, I pay like five grand for these jokes.
2:10:16
Speaker 4: He's talked about how much he doesn't like roasting, like
2:10:18
Speaker 4: roasting is not like his his bag of comedy.
2:10:21
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's your what's your take? On roast. I feel
2:10:23
Speaker 3: like you're you're good. I saw him.
2:10:24
Speaker 5: I'm a fan of them. I think they they we
2:10:26
Speaker 5: got to go back to what they used to be
2:10:27
Speaker 5: because now roasting has just become like this one on
2:10:29
Speaker 5: one thing. Before it was like fucking sink Frank Sinatra
2:10:33
Speaker 5: and Dean Martin and was like roasting the people you love,
2:10:36
Speaker 5: like we roasted Charlie Sheen and Trump and those were fun.
2:10:40
Speaker 5: Now we don't have those anymore. Tom Brady, that was
2:10:44
Speaker 5: that was like a throwback, That's what it was supposed
2:10:46
Speaker 5: to be.
2:10:46
Speaker 3: Yeah, Comedy Central did great roasts one with Justin Bieber
2:10:51
Speaker 3: and Andy Sambert that was great. Came in and he
2:10:53
Speaker 3: did like an anti like one anti roaster. He was
2:10:56
Speaker 3: like very polite to everybody but pretending like he was
2:10:59
Speaker 3: roasting everyone. Yeah, I think that that was one of
2:11:01
Speaker 3: the funniest. It was so good.
2:11:03
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, it's hard to get a new spin on roasting,
2:11:05
Speaker 5: so that right, him and norm Norma had that that
2:11:08
Speaker 5: anti comedy roast. I never saw that enormous hero is
2:11:13
Speaker 5: that number one?
2:11:13
Speaker 3: Dy?
2:11:14
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I'm doing him basically, I'm not doing it.
2:11:18
Speaker 5: I can't replicate that, but like, but you're growing up.
2:11:20
Speaker 3: You put him on and you're like, is everyone near
2:11:22
Speaker 3: us a little bit right? Like, yeah, find something you
2:11:24
Speaker 3: like and you run with it exactly, And that was him.
2:11:26
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's my guy.
2:11:27
Speaker 3: His bit about it being a deeply closeted brilliant so funny.
2:11:32
Speaker 1: Have you heard that?
2:11:33
Speaker 3: He's on, Like what Larry King? And he's like, what's
2:11:36
Speaker 3: one thing about you? We don't know. He's like, one
2:11:38
Speaker 3: thing about me? No one knows. Zion a deeply closeted
2:11:40
Speaker 3: gay man. He was wait, what are you say? He's like,
2:11:42
Speaker 3: I'm not saying anything. He's like, but you're saying you're
2:11:44
Speaker 3: deeply closeted. And he's like, yeah, I'm deeply closeted. So
2:11:47
Speaker 3: you're gay?
2:11:48
Speaker 5: Whoa that?
2:11:51
Speaker 3: Yeah? A lot of layers, but it.
2:11:53
Speaker 5: Was he's basically trolling Larry King.
2:11:55
Speaker 3: Yeah is he?
2:11:56
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, he's fucking around.
2:11:58
Speaker 3: Is Larry gay?
2:12:00
Speaker 1: No?
2:12:00
Speaker 5: No, he's just he's just like gay, He's dead, I
2:12:05
Speaker 5: mean Larry's gay.
2:12:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's just gay.
2:12:07
Speaker 4: Here.
2:12:08
Speaker 5: God, Larry King, by the way, I think it had
2:12:10
Speaker 5: eight wives. Give that a goog give yeah, throw that
2:12:14
Speaker 5: in there. He's a wild dude jew from Brooklyn. He's
2:12:17
Speaker 5: been doing that. Show forever. I think he's dead now
2:12:20
Speaker 5: r I P.
2:12:21
Speaker 3: Yeah for real?
2:12:22
Speaker 5: How many wives you got here? There's a whole list
2:12:25
Speaker 5: hit that show more seven women? Okay, pretty good?
2:12:27
Speaker 3: A second chance eight times seven women?
2:12:30
Speaker 1: Wow?
2:12:31
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is wild. I don't know if I could
2:12:32
Speaker 3: do the marriage thing again, Like, do you think you'd
2:12:34
Speaker 3: ever Let's say it didn't work.
2:12:35
Speaker 5: Out, never again?
2:12:37
Speaker 3: Shut it down?
2:12:37
Speaker 5: Right, No, what's the point?
2:12:38
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, you got the kid.
2:12:41
Speaker 4: That's what it is.
2:12:42
Speaker 5: You have a kid going on exactly.
2:12:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be that'd be a very tough situation.
2:12:48
Speaker 3: But the thought of like having an a wedding sit down,
2:12:51
Speaker 3: I'm giving you my heart talk. Didn't we already do this?
2:12:54
Speaker 4: Yeah, you have to be best friends with somebody for
2:12:56
Speaker 4: the rest of the time. They would have to understand that.
2:12:58
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's just not make it.
2:13:00
Speaker 3: But you see people get older and they're like, I
2:13:01
Speaker 3: want to get married. It's like, you're sixty two. I know,
2:13:04
Speaker 3: what are we doing?
2:13:04
Speaker 5: Just find another divorce a and just live together.
2:13:06
Speaker 3: Yeah, just hang out.
2:13:07
Speaker 4: Yeah my friend girlfriend, Yeah exactly.
2:13:09
Speaker 5: We got a sign to jump, put a ring on
2:13:11
Speaker 5: it and all that. Nah, fuck that. I guess you
2:13:14
Speaker 5: get lonely, but what's the what do you need the
2:13:17
Speaker 5: certificate for?
2:13:18
Speaker 6: Right?
2:13:18
Speaker 3: What's it?
2:13:19
Speaker 5: What's the difference? Exactly?
2:13:20
Speaker 3: Yeah, this show the Golden Bacheler. I can't.
2:13:23
Speaker 5: I'd fuck her in a second. Jesus, she's hot. I
2:13:30
Speaker 5: got a thing for old broad's. I like a big
2:13:32
Speaker 5: old catchers mit.
2:13:33
Speaker 4: Yeah, why do you think you gravitate towards that? You
2:13:38
Speaker 4: have some mom issues growing up?
2:13:39
Speaker 5: My mom wasn't around a ton. She was like a workaholic.
2:13:42
Speaker 5: And also older women just they're just like dudes are
2:13:44
Speaker 5: like just fuck me and leave, you know, young girls like.
2:13:46
Speaker 4: What are we?
2:13:47
Speaker 5: Where's this going? You're like, yeah, I don't want to
2:13:50
Speaker 5: text you. Yeah, I just thought we were looking up.
2:13:55
Speaker 1: Yeah.
2:13:55
Speaker 4: The texting is fun until it happens and it's like, hey,
2:13:57
Speaker 4: we kind of we had some fun.
2:13:58
Speaker 5: Yeahctly circle back. It's horrible wiring that God did, where
2:14:03
Speaker 5: we fuck a girl, we have zero interest after. That's
2:14:06
Speaker 5: the weirdest. I don't know why they designed it, because
2:14:08
Speaker 5: the girl is now more interested and the guy is like,
2:14:11
Speaker 5: I got to get out of here.
2:14:12
Speaker 4: Yeah, we were talking before you came in, Like, you know,
2:14:15
Speaker 4: you spank one off in college before you go out,
2:14:17
Speaker 4: so you could have a little bit more longevity. Yes,
2:14:20
Speaker 4: if you do shrik something or it helps you decide
2:14:22
Speaker 4: do I even really want.
2:14:23
Speaker 3: To go out?
2:14:24
Speaker 5: No, it clears your mind.
2:14:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know it makes no clarity.
2:14:28
Speaker 5: Yes, that is very real.
2:14:29
Speaker 3: That is a yes, absolutely, Yeah.
2:14:32
Speaker 5: I think that's what women have all the time. Like
2:14:34
Speaker 5: the way we feel right after we nut. I think
2:14:36
Speaker 5: it's how women feel baseline, sad, a little shame. Yeah.
2:14:44
Speaker 5: Oh so after what brainleys a cocktail of chemicals okay,
2:14:49
Speaker 5: reduce sexual arrels, shift your emotional state, and lead to
2:14:51
Speaker 5: a more detached mindset. Yeah, there you go. Maybe it's
2:14:54
Speaker 5: like a that makes it sound sad.
2:14:56
Speaker 3: I feel like that. Yeah, that doesn't make it sound
2:14:57
Speaker 3: as fun as like in college when you're just like
2:14:59
Speaker 3: I want to make good decison. Yeah, and if something
2:15:01
Speaker 3: sparks up, I can last a little bit longer, right right,
2:15:04
Speaker 3: because there's nothing more defeating than being a two pump chump.
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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, storey, Timothy Shallaman and what's your name? The
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Speaker 3: first time? Sorry about that?
2:15:14
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's hard to last.
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Speaker 3: It is.
2:15:17
Speaker 5: Well, let you get older and you know, you can
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Speaker 5: start thinking about your dead or whatever. Whatever works.
2:15:23
Speaker 4: What works.
2:15:24
Speaker 5: I gotta get desperate, we think what else we got boys,
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Speaker 5: anything you want to get off your chest?
2:15:31
Speaker 4: Uh?
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Speaker 5: Well, I want to apologize for not knowing about sports.
2:15:34
Speaker 5: But you guys can talk. You guys are good.
2:15:38
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you don't have to know about sports.
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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the whole thing.
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Speaker 3: No pause for everybody, Come in, hang out, have a
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Speaker 5: What do you think about the w n B A no,
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Speaker 5: thanks a lot.
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Speaker 4: Yeah, you've been crushing it.
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Speaker 3: Man.
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Speaker 4: We appreciate you, like finding time to come on the
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Speaker 4: bus too.
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Speaker 5: It's an honor again, Sorry I was late. The O
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Speaker 4: Jones thirty two asked, why are their toenail clippers and
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Speaker 4: fingernail clippers if most fingernail clippers are too weak to
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Speaker 4: clip fingernails, so we just end up using toenail clippers
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Speaker 4: on our fingernails. Also, what's your favorite burger joint?
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Speaker 5: I got one clipper. I don't know if it's a
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Speaker 5: toenail or fingernail.
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Speaker 4: I know, I feel like my my fingernail clippers are
2:18:33
Speaker 4: pretty strong.
2:18:34
Speaker 3: Yeah.
2:18:34
Speaker 4: I was reading through that, I was like, yeah, I
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Speaker 4: kind of use them for both my fingernails and my toes.
2:18:38
Speaker 3: I just picked my nails. Oh yeah, I just pick
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Speaker 3: them and peel them off.
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Speaker 5: Sacly, let's go there.
2:18:44
Speaker 3: And I just find a little fun a little weak
2:18:46
Speaker 3: point in my nails, and I just pull it off.
2:18:48
Speaker 4: I feel like I got some like strong feminine nails
2:18:50
Speaker 4: where I I can't do that like chew at them or.
2:18:52
Speaker 3: Pick them off. I'll tell you what a big win is.
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Speaker 3: This might be a little little too much. Is hot,
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Speaker 3: warm day. Shoes come off, then the socks come off,
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Speaker 3: and you start feeling those nails that are a little
2:19:01
Speaker 3: too long, and like, yeah, this boy's got some weakness
2:19:05
Speaker 3: to him. See you kind of start picking it and
2:19:07
Speaker 3: you just get that one. It's like a get it off.
2:19:10
Speaker 3: It's a great feeling.
2:19:11
Speaker 5: Yeah, that full pull where it doesn't break.
2:19:13
Speaker 3: Yeah, because both my big toes right now, my nails
2:19:16
Speaker 3: are a little too long, and I'm waiting for the
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Speaker 3: heat to catch up a little bit for me to
2:19:19
Speaker 3: take some boys down. I have myself a little afternoon
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Speaker 3: with it.
2:19:22
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, there's another one. Fuck Mary, kill Shane, Sam
2:19:25
Speaker 4: and Ari.
2:19:27
Speaker 7: Wow.
2:19:28
Speaker 5: Well, uh jeez, that's a tough one. I mean they're
2:19:30
Speaker 5: all I guess that fuck Sam because he's someone in shape.
2:19:35
Speaker 5: I guess you'd marry Shane for the money and then
2:19:37
Speaker 5: you'd kill Ari because.
2:19:42
Speaker 3: That's awesome. We do appreciate you coming on.
2:19:44
Speaker 5: Thank you.
2:19:45
Speaker 4: Oh our bud light question, Oh bud light, bud light.
2:19:49
Speaker 4: You know people do anything for a bud light?
2:19:51
Speaker 5: You got that right?
2:19:51
Speaker 4: What would you do anything for?
2:19:54
Speaker 5: I can't say family, Okay, I wouldn't even think of that.
2:20:00
Speaker 5: What would I do anything for? I mean, sadly, I
2:20:03
Speaker 5: would just to be able to keep doing comedy, is uh?
2:20:06
Speaker 5: I have no other skills, so like I have to
2:20:08
Speaker 5: do this.
2:20:09
Speaker 4: Dude, if comedy was gone, what would you do?
2:20:11
Speaker 5: I think I would go ups. I like the shorts
2:20:15
Speaker 5: no office van with no door. Everybody loves the package.
2:20:19
Speaker 5: Maybe a bang a housewife on there on your route,
2:20:22
Speaker 5: you know?
2:20:22
Speaker 1: So that that.
2:20:24
Speaker 5: What can Brown do for you?
2:20:26
Speaker 3: Brown?
2:20:26
Speaker 1: For you?
2:20:28
Speaker 5: What about you? Guys? What would you do?
2:20:31
Speaker 4: Great question? It's a tough one, especially if you can't
2:20:35
Speaker 4: include family. Yeah, right, What would you do anything for?
2:20:40
Speaker 5: Because you want to make a couple of bucks like
2:20:41
Speaker 5: you can do Uber, but you know you want to
2:20:43
Speaker 5: make more money than that.
2:20:44
Speaker 3: Yeah.
2:20:45
Speaker 4: I love how I love how Mark. He stays within
2:20:48
Speaker 4: the realm too, of like just his old Janitor day.
2:20:51
Speaker 1: Yeah.
2:20:51
Speaker 3: Yeah, well if it's not comedy, it's got to be
2:20:53
Speaker 3: give me ups. And then he's singing for us, like
2:20:55
Speaker 3: you know, uber.
2:20:58
Speaker 5: Perfect world. I'd be like a mad man. That's that's
2:21:00
Speaker 5: pretty cool making ads and commercials and stuff. Yeah, fun,
2:21:04
Speaker 5: but that's you know, yeah, that's the dream.
2:21:08
Speaker 4: What would you do anything for it?
2:21:09
Speaker 3: I don't know if I I don't know, if I
2:21:11
Speaker 3: have we should probably say with that, yeah, something I
2:21:14
Speaker 3: know I want to come up with something right now
2:21:16
Speaker 3: because we are in the middle of doing a show.
2:21:18
Speaker 3: But you're right, you do just take some thinking.
2:21:20
Speaker 5: Sports analysis you think you do like a game time.
2:21:24
Speaker 3: And it would be I think it would be fun
2:21:25
Speaker 3: to do that. Would I do anything to be able
2:21:27
Speaker 3: to do that?
2:21:27
Speaker 1: No?
2:21:28
Speaker 4: Good point, because like you have the podcast, and you
2:21:30
Speaker 4: have a podcast, like you just get the funk around
2:21:32
Speaker 4: and talk about whatever you want right when you're going
2:21:34
Speaker 4: to be an analyst, Like there's the pressure.
2:21:35
Speaker 3: That right exs and nose. You see where do you see.
2:21:38
Speaker 4: Greg Olsen doing? Everybody loves him? Then you see Tom
2:21:41
Speaker 4: and people are shitting on Tom the first one or
2:21:42
Speaker 4: Tony Rum always getting lazy and people just fucking.
2:21:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would love to do. I would love to
2:21:48
Speaker 3: do a game once in my life with Will where
2:21:51
Speaker 3: we both call the game and he does the defense,
2:21:55
Speaker 3: I do the offense. I think that'd be a lot
2:21:57
Speaker 3: of fun. Even if it was like the sideline reporting time,
2:21:58
Speaker 3: that's great, we have some we would have some fun.
2:22:01
Speaker 3: Like the Mega cast. Yeah, like that is that's awesome.
2:22:04
Speaker 3: Have you seen the Maya Cast? No, it's like yours
2:22:06
Speaker 3: on the sideline. It's an alternate broadcast of just two
2:22:08
Speaker 3: guys in a booth, but you have like a small,
2:22:10
Speaker 3: little bottom right corner camera. Yeah, and it's doing the game.
2:22:13
Speaker 3: You're like kind of talking and you're going in the game.
2:22:15
Speaker 3: It's like having a podcast.
2:22:16
Speaker 5: That's great during the game. I mean that's cooler than
2:22:18
Speaker 5: the actual.
2:22:19
Speaker 3: Yeah, real time.
2:22:20
Speaker 4: Yeah, being a real commentator, that would be.
2:22:22
Speaker 3: That would be fun to do. Would I do anything
2:22:23
Speaker 3: for it? No?
2:22:24
Speaker 5: Well sure, Well what do you think of Pat McAfee.
2:22:26
Speaker 5: Do you hate him? What do you think? No shirt
2:22:28
Speaker 5: on in bro Okay, shit he does.
2:22:33
Speaker 4: But I feel like when you're that big, you're you're
2:22:35
Speaker 4: gonna you're gonna get ship no matter what. Yeah, true, Like,
2:22:38
Speaker 4: no matter what, you're gonna get shipped, right, But as
2:22:40
Speaker 4: somebody like Pat, he's somebody in the space who retired
2:22:44
Speaker 4: at at his peak, he was a pro bowler, had
2:22:47
Speaker 4: like a sixteen million dollars contract on the table and
2:22:49
Speaker 4: walks away from it to do all the stuff that
2:22:51
Speaker 4: you see him doing to at that time make way
2:22:53
Speaker 4: less money. Yeah, he had left and he joined barstool.
2:22:56
Speaker 4: Then he leaves barstool to do his own thing with
2:22:58
Speaker 4: the Pat McAfee show. He's a cat that grew up
2:23:01
Speaker 4: like loving wrestling, and now he's like commentating on the
2:23:04
Speaker 4: ww He's gotten to make appearances, so I feel like
2:23:06
Speaker 4: he's living like all of his childhood dreams, right.
2:23:09
Speaker 3: And yeah, there's no you can't. You can't get mad
2:23:10
Speaker 3: at somebody for taking what they want. Like he does everything.
2:23:13
Speaker 3: Everything he decides to do, he does at the highest level.
2:23:15
Speaker 5: Yeah, so okay, yeah, no, I'm a fan able to.
2:23:19
Speaker 4: Operate at that capacity twenty four to seven, you know
2:23:22
Speaker 4: what I mean, Like think of like we think of
2:23:25
Speaker 4: our lives with you know how much you're on the
2:23:26
Speaker 4: road and you have a family back home or ust
2:23:28
Speaker 4: in the podcast you got the family and like all
2:23:30
Speaker 4: the shit that he does and he's able to operate
2:23:32
Speaker 4: at such a high level.
2:23:33
Speaker 3: Yeah, five days a week. Wow, get on a plane.
2:23:37
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, it's a lot.
2:23:38
Speaker 5: Okay, it's a lot of respect for Pat.
2:23:41
Speaker 4: You hate Pat?
2:23:42
Speaker 5: No, I don't know Pat. I just I hear a
2:23:43
Speaker 5: lot of shit on him.
2:23:45
Speaker 3: Yeah.
2:23:46
Speaker 4: No, the internet gets loud, they really yea, it.
2:23:49
Speaker 5: Is the Internet that's Saban.
2:23:51
Speaker 4: Yeah. And again it's like Saban retires and he's like
2:23:54
Speaker 4: this this lure of Nick Saban. What's he going to
2:23:57
Speaker 4: do in his post life? And is and Pat sitting
2:23:59
Speaker 4: down with him every week to have like the legend
2:24:01
Speaker 4: of Nick Saban.
2:24:02
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's pretty cool.
2:24:04
Speaker 3: On the biggest platform, the biggest sports play you can
2:24:06
Speaker 3: possibly have Pat.
2:24:07
Speaker 4: And again, like when Pat made his show, he was
2:24:10
Speaker 4: wanting to do the stuff that he's doing now. But
2:24:12
Speaker 4: again in like main TV, he wasn't like a quarterback
2:24:14
Speaker 4: or some high round pick. That's like, you know, he
2:24:16
Speaker 4: was a punter and he got told noah lot. So
2:24:19
Speaker 4: he kind of just created his own thing. And now
2:24:21
Speaker 4: that he's on ESPN, it's just like it's like one
2:24:23
Speaker 4: of those full circle things of like you know, everybody
2:24:26
Speaker 4: who who doubted the boy, Yeah.
2:24:28
Speaker 3: Because it's almost like if Pat didn't do the things
2:24:30
Speaker 3: he did, he probably wouldn't be in the position he
2:24:32
Speaker 3: isn't like, he wouldn't probably even be on ESPN because
2:24:35
Speaker 3: the whole punter thing. If he played got done, I
2:24:38
Speaker 3: want to get into broadcast and they'd be like, well
2:24:39
Speaker 3: you're a punter, Like he probably do some solid reporting
2:24:41
Speaker 3: for us, because that's how it was. He essentially had
2:24:43
Speaker 3: to make his own path.
2:24:45
Speaker 4: Wow, which is undeniable.
2:24:47
Speaker 1: I love.
2:24:47
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're saying we're done blazing pat Off on him. Yeah,
2:24:51
Speaker 4: we would, we would dominate him in physical wrestling.
2:24:56
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going a lot too much.
2:24:58
Speaker 4: We've lazed. We've blazed him a lot. We had a
2:25:01
Speaker 4: tone of back, he's there, you go, here's the goat.
2:25:05
Speaker 3: That's something you do anything for.
2:25:09
Speaker 4: Gay something that comes to my mind. I don't know
2:25:11
Speaker 4: if I do anything for it, but I think it
2:25:12
Speaker 4: would be sick if, like you were, you had like
2:25:16
Speaker 4: a movie that was like I Am Legend or castaway
2:25:20
Speaker 4: to where it's just you dang.
2:25:24
Speaker 3: Own yeah, own one moviet for the two hours that
2:25:27
Speaker 3: it's on. Yeah, you're just the guy the whole time.
2:25:29
Speaker 5: Yeah, Yeah, I got it. You would have got one
2:25:33
Speaker 5: do anything for Sydney Sweeney one night twenty seconds. No,
2:25:40
Speaker 5: I'm just kidding. She's single again.
2:25:42
Speaker 3: By the way, that's a big topic. Yeah, he's a
2:25:45
Speaker 3: big topic.
2:25:46
Speaker 5: The best looking guy on the planet.
2:25:48
Speaker 4: So I feel like everybody hope exactly. Shane gives everybody hope.
2:25:51
Speaker 2: Yeah.
2:25:52
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got a bit of a rocket and it's.
2:25:54
Speaker 5: You know, Shane exactly made people laugh. You got a chance,
2:25:57
Speaker 5: there you go laughter. Money doesn't hurt.
2:25:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, God damn well our boys.
2:26:05
Speaker 4: Oh.
2:26:06
Speaker 3: By the way, Larry King is not was not gay.
2:26:08
Speaker 5: He's deeply closeted.
2:26:09
Speaker 3: Deeply, he deeply closeted.
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