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The Olympic Planet - Spaceship #320 - A Bedtime Adventure · Dad’s Bedtime Stories

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Speaker 1: Hello, friends from across the nation and around the world.
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Speaker 1: I'm Martin, and you are listening to Dad's bedtime stories.
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Speaker 1: Tonight we're going to be headed back into our spaceship universe,
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Speaker 1: which if you haven't listened to before, you really don't
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Speaker 1: need to know much other than you're a kid with
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Speaker 1: the spaceship that can take you just about anywhere and
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Speaker 1: do just about anything. I thought i'd better get on
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Speaker 1: this particular suggestion for tonight, because well, I think it'll
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Speaker 1: make sense when I play it.
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Speaker 2: My name is Luke, and I would like to some
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Speaker 2: of a story for a planet and the spaceship universe
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Speaker 2: where it's like a winter One side of this planet
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Speaker 2: is winter Olympics, and the other side is like summer Olympics,
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Speaker 2: and there are these robots that I'll compete and they
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Speaker 2: try to figure out and there's like their all rivals
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Speaker 2: and they want to know who's better, so they have
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Speaker 2: to like there's a big fight between.
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Speaker 3: Bye.
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Speaker 2: I love your podcast, Thank.
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Speaker 1: You, Luke. That's an excellent idea, and I probably should
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Speaker 1: have gotten on it earlier in the Olympics, but better
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Speaker 1: late than never, so I hope you enjoy this. I
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Speaker 1: decided instead of like a full out fight. It would
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Speaker 1: be some sort of Olympic competition, of course. And yeah,
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Speaker 1: Now it's that time again. Time to get as comfy
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Speaker 1: as you can in that bed, close your eyes and
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Speaker 1: imagine yourself doing what the kid in the story does.
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Speaker 1: New Planet Detected Spaceships of a w announces, h what
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Speaker 1: kind if you plant it? You ask as you slowly
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Speaker 1: wake up out of your bed and stretch your arms
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Speaker 1: and legs. It seems to be a planet entirely devoted
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Speaker 1: to the Olympics, like the Olympic competition we have on Earth.
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Speaker 1: You ask, isn't that happening right now? I believe you
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Speaker 1: are correct. Would you like to set a course for
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Speaker 1: the Olympic Planet? I guess so, you say, as you
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Speaker 1: get yourself dressed and head out of the bedroom, arry
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Speaker 1: on spaceship. As you enter the main part of the ship,
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Speaker 1: you look through the front viewscreen and see the ship
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Speaker 1: drifting slightly to the left and continuing at super hyper drive.
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Speaker 1: Before long at all, the drive deactivates and you find
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Speaker 1: yourself floating above an absolutely beautiful planet that kind of
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Speaker 1: looks like it's split in two. The top half, which
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Speaker 1: is leaned away from the sun, is all icy and
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Speaker 1: snowy looking well. The bottom half looks a little more
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Speaker 1: like Earth, green and blue, with fluffy clouds floating overhead.
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Speaker 1: I believe the planet is split into two different zones,
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Speaker 1: which seem artificially created. I am detecting a power source
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Speaker 1: near the equator, disguised as a gigantic Olympic flame. It
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Speaker 1: seems to power the climate controls for both halves of
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Speaker 1: the Earth, keeping one half in perpetual winter, and the
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Speaker 1: the other half in perpetual summer. I am also detecting
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Speaker 1: two major stadiums, an Olympic winter stadium and an Olympic
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Speaker 1: Summer stadium. At the peak of the largest mountain range
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Speaker 1: in the area, you sit down in the control seat
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Speaker 1: and watch a spaceship flies down through the atmosphere and
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Speaker 1: closer toward the planet. You pass through the clouds, and
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Speaker 1: soon you find yourself over a gigantic mountain range. The
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Speaker 1: mountains on one side are covered in snow and ice,
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Speaker 1: where the mountains on the other side are covered in
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Speaker 1: green grass and trees. You drop down over the Summer
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Speaker 1: Olympic Stadium and see a whole set of well different
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Speaker 1: sort of many stadiums arenas tucked away into the mountain.
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Speaker 1: You fly over the strange equator zone into the sudden
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Speaker 1: winter of the Winter Olympics half, and see the same
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Speaker 1: sort of setup on the other side, only in this
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Speaker 1: case many of the stadiums are built on the hill itself,
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Speaker 1: designed around large ski slopes, jumps, half pipes, that sort
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Speaker 1: of thing with other Olympic stadiums tucked in below a
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Speaker 1: series of large hockey rinks. For example, which side would
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Speaker 1: you like to visit. First. Spaceship asks, well, it's the
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Speaker 1: Winter Olympics right now, so I say we go there.
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Speaker 1: Spaceship soon locates a large landing platform at the summit
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Speaker 1: of the mountain just outside the stadium, lowers itself down
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Speaker 1: and plunks into the ground. The back hatch hisses open,
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Speaker 1: and you walk off the back of the ship. Spaceship
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Speaker 1: begins to glow behind you. It slowly shrinks smaller and
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Speaker 1: smaller and smaller, until it's the size of a toy,
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Speaker 1: and then it floats over and hovers beside your shoulder. Ah. Welcome,
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Speaker 1: A voice says, you must be from somewhere else. Ah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I am, I'm from Earth. You respond, Ah, A visitor
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Speaker 1: from Earth. Oh, I'm glad. I came to meet you myself.
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Speaker 1: Our senses detected an unknown craft and I volunteered to
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Speaker 1: come out here. My name is Fiorn. I am one
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Speaker 1: of the commissioners for the Winter Olympics here on Planet Olympic.
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Speaker 1: Are you from Earth too? You ask? Ah, good question.
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Speaker 1: Originally I am you see. The Olympic Planet was created
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Speaker 1: long ago by a secret international program for past Olympic athletes,
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Speaker 1: the Olympic Relocation Program. They called it. You see, after
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Speaker 1: many Olympians compete in the Olympics, they aren't sure what
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Speaker 1: to do with themselves. So the governments of different parts
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Speaker 1: of Earth got together and decided to use our secret
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Speaker 1: space programs from copied alien technology, of course, to transport
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Speaker 1: those Olympians if they wanted to this planet, the Olympic planet.
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Speaker 1: We had a designed to be the perfect landscape for
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Speaker 1: Olympic athletes. Their sports can be competed in year round
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Speaker 1: under the supervision of Cameron drones. In fact, the whole
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Speaker 1: thing is like a giant reality TV show broadcast to
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Speaker 1: the entire galaxy. Uh really, really, there are over three
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Speaker 1: hundred thousand drones in the Winter Sphere alone. In fact,
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Speaker 1: you're being taped right now, Fiorn said, pointing to a
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Speaker 1: little camera drone floating overhead. You wave to the little
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Speaker 1: drone and turn back to Fiorn. Well, the daily hockey
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Speaker 1: game is about to take Please, I want to go
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Speaker 1: watch it with me. I guess, so, you say, and
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Speaker 1: you follow Fiorn into the huge Olympic stadium. You get
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Speaker 1: into a large elevator that brings you down to the
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Speaker 1: bottom floor and opens up into a huge stadium, a
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Speaker 1: huge hockey stadium. Don't worry, I have a private booth.
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Speaker 1: Perks of being a commissioner, Fiorn explains. He leads you
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Speaker 1: up a series of steps and into a locked door.
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Speaker 1: You walk out into a booth at center ice, high
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Speaker 1: above all of the action, and look down at the
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Speaker 1: high paced hockey game happening below you. Half of them
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Speaker 1: are dressed up in Canadian uniforms, in the other half
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Speaker 1: are US. Is this really Canada verse the US? You ask, ah, why? Yes?
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Speaker 1: The rivalry never stops. Always good watching. You watch as
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Speaker 1: the players pass the puck back and forth, body check
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Speaker 1: each other into the boards, and then one of them
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Speaker 1: suddenly falls through the ice and lands in a small
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Speaker 1: pool of water, which strikes you as strange because most
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Speaker 1: hockey rinks aren't actually full of water below. But I
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Speaker 1: guess this one is. Oh dear, the weather systems must
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Speaker 1: be out of control again. This sort of thing has
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Speaker 1: been happening lately. A team of rescuers rolls out on
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Speaker 1: the ice and starts to pull the hockey players out
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Speaker 1: of the water. Oh my, we can't continue with this rate.
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Speaker 1: We may as well go watch something else. Well, they
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Speaker 1: freeze the ice up again. I'm not sure why that's
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Speaker 1: been happening lately, Fiorn explains, and he leads you out
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Speaker 1: of the booth and over to an elevator that goes
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Speaker 1: up several floors and comes out on another stadium that's
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Speaker 1: surrounding a huge down hill slalom skiing event. You find
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Speaker 1: a place in the crowd and watch as a skier
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Speaker 1: flies down the slalom ski race and then suddenly gets
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Speaker 1: stuck in a pile of slush and flies straight out
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Speaker 1: of the skis, tumbling down the mountain. Oh dear, it's
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Speaker 1: not just the hockey rink. The slopes themselves are melting.
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Speaker 1: This is very worrisome, very worrisome. Indeed, Eh, would you
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Speaker 1: like to accompany me over to the Summer Olympic side.
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Speaker 1: I wonder if they have something to do with this,
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Speaker 1: Those hitous Summer Olympians are always up to something after all.
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Speaker 1: Oh okay, you say, and you follow the man as
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Speaker 1: he leads you back up the elevator and over to
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Speaker 1: a little shuttle. You and spaceship step inside or fly
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Speaker 1: inside the shuttle and it takes off, lifting up into
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Speaker 1: the air, flying over the Strange Equator, where you can
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Speaker 1: see a huge flaming object from far below and over
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Speaker 1: to the Summer Olympics Stadium, landing on the other side
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Speaker 1: and opening the door for you Fiorn and spaceship to
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Speaker 1: get out. You make your way over to the Summer Stadium,
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Speaker 1: head down the Summer Stadium elevator and into the stands
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Speaker 1: once again. This time you seem to be surrounded a
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Speaker 1: large Olympic swimming pool with well divers diving a very,
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Speaker 1: very long way. You watch as the first diver jumps
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Speaker 1: off the end of the platform and performs a twirling, spinning,
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Speaker 1: flipping move before plummeting into the water. The crowd goes wild.
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Speaker 1: Everyone here seems to be dressed a little bit differently,
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Speaker 1: wind breakers or T shirts already for the weather around here.
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Speaker 1: The next diver gets ready, jumps, performs a like quadruple
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Speaker 1: backflip sort of thing, and plummets into the water. Then
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Speaker 1: huge snowflakes start to fall snow on the summer side
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Speaker 1: of the planet. This is unheard of. The divers continue,
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Speaker 1: but you can tell that the water is getting colder
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Speaker 1: and colder. The giant floating screens above suddenly flash on
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Speaker 1: an advertisement. Are you feeling the chill or maybe you
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Speaker 1: want to try the Olympics Ice cold lemonade available now
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Speaker 1: at all Olympics stores. Weird. It's as if the advertisements
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Speaker 1: are linked to the weather somehow. Is that all just
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Speaker 1: a coincidence? You say, Oh, it's no coincidence. The AI
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Speaker 1: that continues to run the cameras and broadcasts here is
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Speaker 1: designed to link advertisements to viewership. It probably sends to
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Speaker 1: the cold weather and found an opportunity. It's a whole
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Speaker 1: algorithm shaped thing. But the snow continued to fall, turning
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Speaker 1: into a full out blizzard. As you walked through the
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Speaker 1: rest of the stadium, you watched people racing the one
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Speaker 1: hundred meter dash on what was now snow covered ground,
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Speaker 1: people throwing javelins or participating in archery, all covered in snow.
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Speaker 1: As you stare at the large TV screens, you notice
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Speaker 1: that there's a little ratings box on the right hand
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Speaker 1: side with a large arrow pointing upwards and a number
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Speaker 1: that says plus fifteen percent. Whatever was happening at the
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Speaker 1: Summer and Winter Olympics here, it was certainly getting people
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Speaker 1: to watch. Then the TVs suddenly flashed to a new broadcast.
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Speaker 1: Attention all Commissioners, an emergency meeting of these summer and
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Speaker 1: Winter Olympics Commission will be taking place in the Joint
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Speaker 1: Summit building in five minutes. Oh dear, that's me. Well,
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Speaker 1: I suppose if you want to come along, follow me,
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Speaker 1: Fiorn says, And we have nothing better to do. You
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Speaker 1: decide to go along with things. You follow Fiorn back
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Speaker 1: up the elevator over to a shuttle that this time
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Speaker 1: lifts you up and flies you over to a single
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Speaker 1: summit of the mountain that's directly on the equator, high
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Speaker 1: up above the cloud line. You land on a little
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Speaker 1: helicopter like platform and the doors open up. You and
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Speaker 1: Fiorn quickly head inside and are met by a whole
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Speaker 1: a bunch of other people that look kind of like Fiorn,
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Speaker 1: wearing parkas and winter jackets. On the other side of
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Speaker 1: the room row bunch of people wearing windbreakers and T shirt.
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Speaker 1: Immediately you start to hear shouting, Yeah, Winter Olympics people
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Speaker 1: are messing with our climate. Aren't you just trying to
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Speaker 1: get your own ratings up? One of them accuses we
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Speaker 1: are doing anything. It's you, Summer Olympics people who are
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Speaker 1: melting our ice in our snow. We had three injuries
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Speaker 1: this morning because of it. How dare you sabotage are
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Speaker 1: ratings to get some of your own, if you don't mind,
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Speaker 1: if I hint checked, Fiorn says, I've just been to
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Speaker 1: both stadiums this morning, and there are problems with the
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Speaker 1: weather on both sides. I don't believe it is someone here.
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Speaker 1: Something must be happening with the Olympic core. That is correct,
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Speaker 1: A voice says from the TV behind you. You quickly
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Speaker 1: all turn and look at the screen. A giant, floating
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Speaker 1: digital face is now displayed there. Who welcome everyone, As
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Speaker 1: many of you know, I am the system's AI rating
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Speaker 1: bought three thousand and I decided that the Olympics were
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Speaker 1: getting a little bit stale. What do you mean a
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Speaker 1: little bit stale? There is our traditional Olympics, Fiorn answered.
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Speaker 1: Everyone else shouted an agreement, waving their fists at the AI.
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Speaker 1: That may be, but the ratings disagree. A chart suddenly
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Speaker 1: appears on the screen, showing a graph trending downwards. As
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Speaker 1: you can see, over the past few years, our ratings
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Speaker 1: have gone down slowly. So I decided to throw in
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Speaker 1: a little bit of controversy. Look at the rating spike
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Speaker 1: we received this morning with these strange weather disturbances. Another
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Speaker 1: graph of pears showing the ratings going up slightly. Ratings
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Speaker 1: aren't everything, Fiorn said, people are probably just surprised. Hey,
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Speaker 1: don't want to watch an ice hockey game that results
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Speaker 1: in all the play is falling in through a pond
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Speaker 1: knocked on an ongoing basis. Anyways, Ah, that is an
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Speaker 1: excellent point, and in order to satisfy that point, I
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Speaker 1: have created something even more exciting.
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Speaker 4: Eh.
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Speaker 1: What's that, Fiorn asks, I've created the ultimate Summer and
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Speaker 1: Winter Olympics mashup, a super race down Mount Olympus, requiring
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Speaker 1: athletes to perform and be well pretty good, add several
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Speaker 1: sports at once. No one wants to participate in that,
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Speaker 1: You silly, AI Fiorn response, Well, that's too bad, because
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Speaker 1: it's the only way to get to the Olympic Flame,
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Speaker 1: where the weather can once again be reset. Huh you serious,
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Speaker 1: Fiorn asks, I am totally serious. Now let me show
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Speaker 1: you what you're in for today. We start off with
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Speaker 1: a running race, only this one's on ice. Can our
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Speaker 1: athletes overcome hurdles and other obstacles while the ground switches
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Speaker 1: between ice and solid ground. Following that, athletes will head
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Speaker 1: into one of the biggest ski jumps ever created, followed
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Speaker 1: by a balance beam across the mountain, after which they
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Speaker 1: will have to perform in a sort of biathlon event
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Speaker 1: with all sorts of different targets, archery, javelin, a traditional
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Speaker 1: laser weapons sort of thing. After that, athletes must show
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Speaker 1: off their martial arts prowess, taking on some champion robots
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Speaker 1: and both wrestling, judo and taekwondo. If they're able to
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Speaker 1: defeat those robots, they head onto the mountain kayaking round.
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Speaker 1: Heading down a mountainous, snowy slope in a kayak has
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Speaker 1: never been more exciting. That is, until you finally hit
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Speaker 1: the rapids. Following the rapids is a mix between a
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Speaker 1: super pipe competition and a sort of gymnastics thing with
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Speaker 1: high bars and ropes hanging above, and last a good
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Speaker 1: old hockey game. Only athletes who can make it all
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Speaker 1: the way to the end will be able to reset
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Speaker 1: the Olympic flame and restore weather to the Olympic planet.
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Speaker 1: It is the event of the century. The AI explains,
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Speaker 1: that's just silly. No one's going to watch that. Fiorn says, well,
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Speaker 1: then why are ratings up one hundred percent just from
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Speaker 1: the the announcement? The AI bought asks showing another graph
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Speaker 1: with a huge spike and audience. Oh dear, I guess
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Speaker 1: we better get the athletes together. And so the summer
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Speaker 1: and Winter Athletic commissions begin to call on some of
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Speaker 1: their top athletes from all sorts of different events. Hockey players,
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Speaker 1: speeds gators, snowboarders, skiers, people dressed in karate uniforms, basketball players, sprinters, gymnasts,
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Speaker 1: and any other sport you can imagine, athletes of all
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Speaker 1: types line up along the floor. Alright, athletes, are you
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Speaker 1: ready for the ultimate competition? Please step over to the doors.
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Speaker 1: The doors the side of the summit suddenly lift open,
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Speaker 1: and the athletes walk over. Can I try to you?
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Speaker 1: Ask Fiorn? You're not even an Olympian, But I mean,
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Speaker 1: I guess so if you want. He gestures for you
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Speaker 1: to make your way over. All right, spaceship, activate my suit.
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Speaker 1: You press the button on your watch, and a high
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Speaker 1: tech spacesuit folds out around your entire body, then disguises
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Speaker 1: itself as an Olympic outfit. I am ready to program
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Speaker 1: various sports into your mind based on the obstacles ahead.
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Speaker 1: Please prepare for download. With a sudden flash of light,
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Speaker 1: memories start to shoot through your mind memories of skating,
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Speaker 1: of running, of jumping, of throwing javelins, of shooting bows,
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Speaker 1: of racing kayak down hills, take one dough competitions, wrestling competitions,
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Speaker 1: judo competitions, and of course, hundreds and hundreds of hockey games.
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Speaker 1: When the memories stop, you open your eyes and feel
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Speaker 1: a little dizzy for a second, but you make your
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Speaker 1: way over to the starting line with all of the rest.
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Speaker 1: A large platform suddenly starts to shoot out from the
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Speaker 1: starting area covered in ice. Are you ready, athletes? Three? Two,
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Speaker 1: one go? The athletes all begin to run, some of
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Speaker 1: them carrying things like snowboards and skis. Most of them
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Speaker 1: don't make it very far very fast. It's difficult to
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Speaker 1: run on ice after all, though the hockey player and
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Speaker 1: speed skater seem to make their way ahead rather quickly.
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Speaker 1: Activating skates, spaceship says, and two blades shoot out of
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Speaker 1: the bottom of your feet. You begin to skate forward
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Speaker 1: through and around all of the athletes until you come
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Speaker 1: up to a series of well little fences that you
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Speaker 1: have to jump over blasters activated spaceship says. Each time
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Speaker 1: you jump with the skates, you shoot up into the
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Speaker 1: air over top of the obstacles again and again and again.
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Speaker 1: You quickly pass the speed skater and hockey player who
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Speaker 1: look like they're having some trouble. Then the ice suddenly
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Speaker 1: ends and a normal track begins retracting skates, Spaceship says,
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Speaker 1: and you pop back down on to your feet and
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Speaker 1: continue running forward as quickly as you can. You soon
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Speaker 1: come to the edge of a gigantic ski slope, a
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Speaker 1: huge ski jump that looks like it leads to a
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Speaker 1: balance beam on the other side. I believe you will
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Speaker 1: have to perform the ski jump and then make your
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Speaker 1: way across the balance beam. Thinking back to your time
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Speaker 1: on the winter Sports camp Camp or whatever it was,
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Speaker 1: you decide on another option. Activate snowboard, you say, and
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Speaker 1: suddenly a snowboard shoots out from the bottom of both
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Speaker 1: of your feet. You turn towards the mountain and dip
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Speaker 1: down the huge drop. You tuck forward, making yourself as
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Speaker 1: aerodynamic as possible, and you go faster and faster and faster,
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Speaker 1: before launching off the end of the jump and sailing
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Speaker 1: through the air. You fly so far that you actually
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Speaker 1: make it all the way to the balance beam without
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Speaker 1: even laying on the ground first, which was exactly your plan.
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Speaker 1: Instead of running across the balance beam like some sort
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Speaker 1: of gymnast, you slide across it, using the balance beam
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Speaker 1: as a gigantic rail. The cameras follow as you make
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Speaker 1: your way across a gigantic gorge and then fly off
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Speaker 1: and land perfectly on the other side. Biathlon beginning, the
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Speaker 1: voice says from around you, a bow and arrow sits
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Speaker 1: on a little stand in front of you. You run
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Speaker 1: up and grab it, as well as a quiver full
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Speaker 1: of other arrows, and throw them over your back. Activate skis,
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Speaker 1: you say to spaceship, and skis shoot out of the
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Speaker 1: bottom of your boots. You begin to skate forward using
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Speaker 1: a skate ski motion, and you pull back on the bowstring,
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Speaker 1: aim at little floating targets, unleashing arrow after arrow as
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Speaker 1: you skate down the little sort of tunnel ski hill area.
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Speaker 1: Soon you come to the end of the first section
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Speaker 1: and see a whole case of javelins. You throw the
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Speaker 1: bow and quiver to the ground and pick up the
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Speaker 1: thing of javelins. As you continue to skate, more little
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Speaker 1: targets float above, and you start launching javelin after javelin
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Speaker 1: after javelin, hitting each of the targets with ease. The
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Speaker 1: third section arrives with a little laser gun looking thing
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Speaker 1: that you pick up. As you continue to skate and
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Speaker 1: continue to blast different targets, you arrive at a large
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Speaker 1: platform with three robots standing on it, one dressed in
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Speaker 1: a Take one Dough uniform, one dressed in a judo uniform,
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Speaker 1: and one dressed as a wrestler. Retract your skis and
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Speaker 1: take on a fighting stance. As the wrestler runs towards you,
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Speaker 1: you go low, grab his body and slam him down
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Speaker 1: on the ground. The Take One Dough robot leaps up
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Speaker 1: with a huge jump kick, but you pivot out of
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Speaker 1: the way, spin around, and hit the robot in the
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Speaker 1: head with a spinning heel kick. The Judo guy jumps
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Speaker 1: towards you, but you quickly dip low, turn, throw him
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Speaker 1: over your shoulder, and slam him into the ground. You
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Speaker 1: make your way across the platform where you find a
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Speaker 1: kayak sitting on top of the snow. You jump inside
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Speaker 1: the kayak, grab the paddle, and push yourself forward until
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Speaker 1: you start to fly down the hill at incredible speeds.
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Speaker 1: The kayak rolls into what looks like a sort of
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Speaker 1: bob sled competition thingy, making you move left and right
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Speaker 1: in a little tunnel. You try to lean into the
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Speaker 1: curves as you go, flying down the hill at amazing speed,
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Speaker 1: before launching off of a jump and landing in a
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Speaker 1: raging river of water. You begin to paddle through different
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Speaker 1: flags left, right, up and down, before you finally come
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Speaker 1: to the end into a nice compond and paddle over
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Speaker 1: to the side. You climb out of the kayak, pull
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Speaker 1: it up on shore, and walk over to a gigantic
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Speaker 1: ice rink. Skates Activated spaceship says. You pick up a
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Speaker 1: stick at the side of the rink and step onto
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Speaker 1: the ice, where a puck suddenly shoots up out of
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Speaker 1: a little hatch below. A team of robots begin to
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Speaker 1: skate towards you, but you can see the net on
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Speaker 1: the other side. You grab the puck with the stick
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Speaker 1: and begin to skate, allowing your memories to take over.
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Speaker 1: You quickly hit the puck against the boards, slide through
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Speaker 1: one of the robots, and catch it on the other side.
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Speaker 1: Continuing down the ice, moving and left and right, you
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Speaker 1: do a fun little spinny maneuver, throwing the puck up
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Speaker 1: into the air, spinning around the robot and catching it
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Speaker 1: on the other side, leaving you with a straight line
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Speaker 1: to an open net. You lift your stick up and
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Speaker 1: perform a slap shot, sending the puck flying across the
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Speaker 1: ice directly into the net. A buzzer goes off and
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Speaker 1: you make your way to the other side, where you
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Speaker 1: find a gigantic Olympic flame. Your skates were tracked into
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Speaker 1: your boots and you walk over to the huge thing. Congratulations,
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Speaker 1: that was absolutely epic. Viewership up two hundred percent. If
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Speaker 1: you'd like to reset the climate, you can totally do so.
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Speaker 1: You've earned it, the AI says. You walk up to
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Speaker 1: a large button that says reset, and you press it.
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Speaker 1: There's a sudden burst as the flame grows higher and louder.
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Speaker 1: Climate reset successful, the voice says, and an elevator opens
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Speaker 1: up on the other side of the flame, allowing all
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Speaker 1: of the Olympic commissioners and other athletes who failed at
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Speaker 1: the whole thing to run out, cheering and lifting you
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Speaker 1: up into the air. When things finally settled down, you
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Speaker 1: wave goodbye to the commissioner. Thank you so much for
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Speaker 1: resetting the climate. It is truly good that you were
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Speaker 1: here today, he says. Ah No problem, just doing my part,
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Speaker 1: though I didn't really expect that you respond. Then spaceship
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Speaker 1: grows larger, opens up its back hatch, and you climb inside.
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Speaker 1: The ship lifts up off of the ground, and you
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Speaker 1: head directly for the couch. That competition was absolutely exhausting.
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Speaker 1: As the ship flies up through the atmosphere, you allow
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Speaker 1: your head to hit the pillow and you begin to
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Speaker 1: just focus on your breath, noticing your stomach as it
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Speaker 1: rises and falls with each breath. You let go of
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Speaker 1: a little more tension in your muscles, and you allow
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Speaker 1: yourself to sink down deeper and deeper into the mattress
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Speaker 1: until you're mind wanders off to thoughts of new dreams,
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Speaker 1: new Olympic competitions, and new adventures to come.
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Speaker 3: Good night everyone, mm hmmmon.
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Speaker 4: In New More Union Kicking