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186: Boo Goes The Microphone · Wine & Audacity

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, that's funny.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Sometimes you just got to tell people about their damn self.
• 0:15
  Speaker 2: You just got beside yourself. Because who are you talking to?
• 0:22
  Speaker 1: Yo.
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: The fuck?
• 0:23
  Speaker 3: I had an interesting conversation with the white person.
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: Hey, Keaton. Hey, sis.
• 0:30
  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
• 0:31
  Speaker 3: So, We were talking about the casino, you know, like
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: the betting apps and all that shit. Oh, like Cal
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: Shee and DraftKings. That's the crack epidemic.
• 0:46
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, absolutely.
• 0:48
  Speaker 2: Vapes and bets.
• 0:49
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 0:54
  Speaker 3: You know, I was like, yo, that's crazy as shit
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: because that's the new addiction. Niggas out here, niggas out
• 1:01
  Speaker 3: here putting their houses up for collateral over points.
• 1:04
  Speaker 2: Over fucking parlays.
• 1:05
  Speaker 6: I got to get these parlays, nigga.
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: I got to get these parlays.
• 1:09
  Speaker 3: And it's like, yo, y'all niggas. And it's like they
• 1:11
  Speaker 3: lure y'all in. They lure niggas in because it's like, yo,
• 1:14
  Speaker 3: you don't got to bet either way. You don't got
• 1:16
  Speaker 3: to make a definitive decision on who you think is
• 1:20
  Speaker 3: going to win.
• 1:20
  Speaker 1: It's like, you know, if.
• 1:22
  Speaker 3: They score a touchdown, they score this many or they
• 1:25
  Speaker 3: get this many yards and shit. And it's like, nigga,
• 1:28
  Speaker 3: next thing you know, they out here talking about, man,
• 1:33
  Speaker 3: I missed that ball there.
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: No, but I'm saying it's crazy.
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's crazy shit because it's like, yo, you
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: got niggas addicted to that fast money. And the apps
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: where they tell the motherfuckers they can bet on like
• 1:49
  Speaker 3: Pokemon cards, like digital Pokemon cards and shit like that.
• 1:53
  Speaker 3: And it's like, you niggas putting y'all real money. and
• 1:56
  Speaker 3: some digital Pokemon, and they get this bread, you know,
• 2:01
  Speaker 3: they get bread, what I'm saying, some websites say it work,
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: it's not, they not scams or whatever, but it's like, yo,
• 2:08
  Speaker 3: you getting niggas, you know, that's how, you know, that's how,
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: that's where we at now.
• 2:13
  Speaker 5: Bro, I know me and my personality.
• 2:15
  Speaker 2: I know I have a personality that is prone to
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: overindulgence in all things. Yeah. Because, nigga, I like to eat, clearly.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: I mean, old boy is going down. You know, I've
• 2:26
  Speaker 2: been back in the gym since the end of July.
• 2:28
  Speaker 6: End of June.
• 2:29
  Speaker 5: But, nigga, I overeat. I overdo everything.
• 2:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 2:33
  Speaker 1: I mean, no. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 2:35
  Speaker 2: I stay away from fucking gambling because I know me
• 2:38
  Speaker 2: and I know how my brain works.
• 2:40
  Speaker 5: Once I hit, I'm like, well, shit, let me.
• 2:42
  Speaker 6: Child, I was playing a little online games on my
• 2:44
  Speaker 6: tablet where you could pay for real money. I had
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  Speaker 6: to delete that shit.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that was me.
• 2:48
  Speaker 6: I ate five dollars a day.
• 2:50
  Speaker 2: Five dollars a day. Games on my phone and shit, yeah.
• 2:53
  Speaker 5: Games on my phone.
• 2:54
  Speaker 2: I went through one month and tabulated like the little
• 2:57
  Speaker 2: micro-purchases and that's how they get you one.
• 2:58
  Speaker 6: Like a lot of those games.
• 3:00
  Speaker 2: I spent almost two or three hundred dollars in micro-purchases
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: on my phone playing between two or three games.
• 3:04
  Speaker 5: I said no bitch you getting deleted I can't hell
• 3:06
  Speaker 5: no but.
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  Speaker 6: Baby I did I was on that casino game I
• 3:09
  Speaker 6: was like oh bitch let me replay this I was
• 3:11
  Speaker 6: down again by 15.
• 3:11
  Speaker 7: Minutes you can't delete this bullshit hell no mm-mm no
• 3:16
  Speaker 7: but I mean even with them niggas with the scratchers
• 3:18
  Speaker 7: and shit bro like they they go they go they
• 3:22
  Speaker 7: go to they go to the one gas station on
• 3:23
  Speaker 7: Greenmount then they gotta then they gotta go to the
• 3:26
  Speaker 7: other one up there by my diamond and be like
• 3:27
  Speaker 7: yeah I'm gonna get these little you get the.
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: Little five dollar ones mm-mm five dollar scratchers you know
• 3:32
  Speaker 3: you hit big off of them.
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: Nah man My aunt still plays scratch-offs every day, lunchtime
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: and evening, boxing straight. I don't know her numbers, but
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: she played them pick threes, pick fours, and pick fives.
• 3:44
  Speaker 1: Oh, nigga, that's a fucking science, bro.
• 3:47
  Speaker 6: My grandmother, I don't even know. She used to send
• 3:49
  Speaker 6: me to the store to cash hers one day. It
• 3:50
  Speaker 6: was like, keep $ 100.
• 3:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, oh, okay, thank you.
• 3:52
  Speaker 6: Girl.
• 3:54
  Speaker 5: Okay, but thank you.
• 3:55
  Speaker 2: Thank you, girl.
• 3:56
  Speaker 6: I'm going to take myself to lunch. Thank you, girl.
• 4:01
  Speaker 2: Now, I ain't going to lie. When that Powerball get
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: above about three, four, five hundred million.
• 4:04
  Speaker 6: Oh, hell yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I pleased that.
• 4:09
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I pleased that. I'm going to start driving my
• 4:10
  Speaker 6: ass over to Carroll County or something and get my
• 4:12
  Speaker 6: fucking ticket.
• 4:13
  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: A billion dollars for Powerball?
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  Speaker 6: Shit.
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  Speaker 5: I ain't going to lie, y'all.
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: One time I did drive down to fucking Waldorf. Hey.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: That's like an hour and a half in traffic from
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  Speaker 2: my house one day.
• 4:23
  Speaker 1: I was like, ain't shit in the fucking Waldorf, my nigga.
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  Speaker 6: And that's why you going to hit down there.
• 4:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 4:32
  Speaker 6: Shit, when we went to New York to see fucking
• 4:35
  Speaker 6: The View, we got tickets in New York.
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: In New Jersey. In Jersey.
• 4:39
  Speaker 1: Delaware. In Delaware.
• 4:40
  Speaker 6: And in the top part of Maryland.
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: We sure did. We stopped every fucking one.
• 4:44
  Speaker 6: We sure did. We got tickets all the way back.
• 4:46
  Speaker 6: We still ain't fucking hit. I sold you dirty bass.
• 4:50
  Speaker 6: We had already handed an agreement. If we hit, this
• 4:52
  Speaker 6: how we gonna split this shit?
• 4:54
  Speaker 2: We stopped. And the lines at the newsstands in Manhattan
• 4:57
  Speaker 2: were long. Insane. We was like, shit, we standing here
• 5:01
  Speaker 2: next to, it's 1.3 billion dollars. Come on, let's get,
• 5:04
  Speaker 2: let's get a ticket. But the good thing is, if
• 5:06
  Speaker 2: y'all don't know about playing the Powerball in Maryland, right?
• 5:09
  Speaker 6: Maryland.
• 5:10
  Speaker 2: Maryland. Maryland is the only state in this area where
• 5:14
  Speaker 2: you can stay anonymous. So that's why I don't really
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: buy tickets, especially when the Powerball gets that big. If
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: I don't go to Virginia or D.C. because you have
• 5:23
  Speaker 2: to display your identity, but Maryland allows you to be
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: completely anonymous.
• 5:26
  Speaker 6: I'm going to stay anonymous. Y'all ain't going to know,
• 5:29
  Speaker 6: but it will be signed.
• 5:31
  Speaker 1: That is funny.
• 5:32
  Speaker 2: She's going to have a chopper parked outside in the middle.
• 5:35
  Speaker 6: Y'all just drive around the bitch.
• 5:36
  Speaker 5: It's fine.
• 5:37
  Speaker 1: Get your chopper.
• 5:39
  Speaker 6: Mind your damn business.
• 5:41
  Speaker 5: Man, why do you have a satellite dish on your house?
• 5:45
  Speaker 6: Mind your business. That's between me and the people who
• 5:46
  Speaker 6: installed this shit.
• 5:47
  Speaker 2: You pull up in a Ferrari just parked in your pocket.
• 5:51
  Speaker 6: Why do you have on a fur bikini? Because I do.
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: Because I do. I want to be rich.
• 5:57
  Speaker 6: When you got money, you can.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: Do shit like that. That's exactly why. That's exactly why.
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: We ain't hit the motherfucking Powerball. We just going to
• 6:03
  Speaker 1: do stupid shit.
• 6:04
  Speaker 6: No, I'm going to donate to some worthy causes.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 6:07
  Speaker 6: I'm going to show my ass a little bit.
• 6:09
  Speaker 2: What would be one of your.
• 6:11
  Speaker 5: Shit, hold on, niggas.
• 6:12
  Speaker 2: Hey, y'all.
• 6:14
  Speaker 5: We just yapping.
• 6:15
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 6:16
  Speaker 5: We look different than that.
• 6:17
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 6:18
  Speaker 2: Happy holla.
• 6:18
  Speaker 5: Almost Halloween.
• 6:19
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 6:20
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 6:20
  Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
• 6:21
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm. Boogity, boogity, boogity, boogity.
• 6:33
  Speaker 2: I gotta tell y'all something. Welcome to this week's episode
• 6:36
  Speaker 2: of Wine and Audacity, the podcast.
• 6:39
  Speaker 5: Happy almost Halloween again.
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: I'm your very western host, cowboy Moon Cricket Sicard.
• 6:50
  Speaker 6: Not Moon Cricket, Jesus.
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: And I'm joined by My friends, my compadres, my amigos,
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: Nick Stradamus and.
• 7:02
  Speaker 5: Trixie Bixby Crabwood. Yeah.
• 7:08
  Speaker 6: Yeehaw.
• 7:09
  Speaker 3: Nigga, nah, nigga, that's Sasha France Sally.
• 7:11
  Speaker 2: I'm a cowgirl.
• 7:18
  Speaker 5: How y'all feeling this week, friends?
• 7:21
  Speaker 1: Fucking Velveteen Velmish.
• 7:23
  Speaker 8: Ha, ha, ha.
• 7:26
  Speaker 5: I told that man he'd be conjuring black and browns.
• 7:28
  Speaker 2: Yep. Nick Stradamus.
• 7:29
  Speaker 6: Fucking Harry Potter.
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: The Sorcerer's Stone.
• 7:37
  Speaker 2: The Sorcerer's Vape.
• 7:38
  Speaker 6: You're supposed to smoke the stone, man.
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: No, you smoke the stone, nigga.
• 7:42
  Speaker 5: I'm going to call a riot on your ass.
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: No, but what I was saying was, so, we're getting
• 7:47
  Speaker 2: comments on the posts from, oh shit, see, the ADH.
• 7:52
  Speaker 5: I didn't take my medicine this morning. I'm getting distracted
• 7:54
  Speaker 5: by the land on the edge of the world.
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: See?
• 7:56
  Speaker 6: See? Thank you.
• 8:01
  Speaker 2: Hold on. See, I get distracted easy. See, ADHD.
• 8:06
  Speaker 5: I'm going to take my medicine this morning.
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: Anyway, see?
• 8:09
  Speaker 3: That's a cop out. That's what he called it. That
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: ain't what's going on.
• 8:14
  Speaker 5: Nigga, the only person high at the table is you,
• 8:16
  Speaker 5: not me.
• 8:16
  Speaker 6: Thanks. High as the red pussy. Nigga, still buffering.
• 8:22
  Speaker 2: Look at him.
• 8:26
  Speaker 1: No, because it's like I'm trying not to laugh and
• 8:28
  Speaker 1: then be serious at the same time.
• 8:30
  Speaker 2: Fuck y'all.
• 8:31
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: Sure. Anyway, like I was saying, for Nick Stradamus trying
• 8:35
  Speaker 2: to conjure Hennessy on my ass. looking at comments that
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: y'all be posting on videos and stuff on the socials. Hey,
• 8:47
  Speaker 2: Instagram and Facebook and the tickety-tock folks.
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: We need to break 500 subscribers on YouTube.
• 8:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we do. We getting there. Slowly but surely, we
• 8:58
  Speaker 2: getting there.
• 8:59
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 8:59
  Speaker 2: So, I went back to the video. We were talking
• 9:02
  Speaker 2: about my sister passing from cancer, and I was talking
• 9:04
  Speaker 2: shit to her in the room.
• 9:05
  Speaker 9: Mm-hmm.
• 9:06
  Speaker 5: And somebody told me that I needed my ass whooped
• 9:09
  Speaker 5: on TikTok.
• 9:10
  Speaker 6: They did.
• 9:10
  Speaker 2: And I said, well, what's she going to do, hump
• 9:12
  Speaker 2: my ass?
• 9:17
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: She going to tap me on the shoulder in the bed,
• 9:21
  Speaker 2: wake up, come up with a sign that says, boo? Yeah.
• 9:25
  Speaker 1: She got a voice back. She can talk.
• 9:28
  Speaker 6: She got a voice back.
• 9:30
  Speaker 1: She is.
• 9:31
  Speaker 2: Look, my sister, I know my sister because that's the
• 9:35
  Speaker 2: type of relationship we had.
• 9:36
  Speaker 5: Her ass would have been laughing at me talking shit
• 9:40
  Speaker 5: about her.
• 9:41
  Speaker 6: She would have.
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: She would have called me a dumbass.
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: She would have.
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: She would have.
• 9:52
  Speaker 6: She done told you, fuck you, Brandon. Fuck you, Brandon. Yeah.
• 9:55
  Speaker 5: That's our relationship.
• 9:56
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 9:57
  Speaker 5: Annoying little brother.
• 9:58
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 9:59
  Speaker 2: Damn. So, my niggas.
• 10:01
  Speaker 1: What up, though?
• 10:03
  Speaker 5: Gotta tell y'all what happened last night.
• 10:05
  Speaker 1: Child.
• 10:06
  Speaker 5: So, we went out for my friend Will's 39th birthday.
• 10:08
  Speaker 2: Happy birthday, Will.
• 10:09
  Speaker 6: Happy birthday, Gusby.
• 10:11
  Speaker 2: I know a lot of people.
• 10:13
  Speaker 6: He's my cousin.
• 10:14
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: With September birthdays. Your parents was fucking fucking, huh? So
• 10:19
  Speaker 2: last night, back to Will. Happy birthday, Will. Happy birthday, Will.
• 10:22
  Speaker 6: We went to Fresh.
• 10:24
  Speaker 1: Mr.
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: Make It Happen, I think, or Chef Make It Happen
• 10:26
  Speaker 2: on IG if you follow him.
• 10:27
  Speaker 6: You know, he be.
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: He'd be posting. His name is Matt Price. He'd be
• 10:30
  Speaker 5: posting all the recipes. This recipe is good as shit
• 10:32
  Speaker 5: if you.
• 10:32
  Speaker 6: Haven't made it yet. Try that chicken tortilla soup.
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: Fantastic. He has a restaurant in D.C. on 14th Street
• 10:38
  Speaker 2: called Fresh. Like Creme Fraiche or Creme Fraiche.
• 10:41
  Speaker 6: Creme Fraiche.
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: So dinner was perfect.
• 10:45
  Speaker 5: When I walked in, a guy fell off a ball stool.
• 10:48
  Speaker 6: Maybe the way I had to holler, I'd walk right
• 10:49
  Speaker 6: back up.
• 10:51
  Speaker 2: Literally, when I walked in, he literally was falling back.
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: I was like, was he drunk? No, the cushion wasn't
• 11:00
  Speaker 2: attached to the stool. I think he just shifted and
• 11:04
  Speaker 2: the whole thing just fell apart. He literally was standing
• 11:07
  Speaker 2: there when he got up and was taking pictures like, no, no, no,
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: call your manager. But that's not it. So dinner ended.
• 11:14
  Speaker 5: We all leave. We all stand in our front. And
• 11:17
  Speaker 5: there are two.
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  Speaker 2: There's a guy that we see like walking past us
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  Speaker 2: just talking loud as hell. But we didn't know what
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: was happening. We couldn't tell if he was on the
• 11:26
  Speaker 2: phone or what was happening. So we were like, OK, whatever. Meanwhile,
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: at the bus stop. up 14th Street, there's a lady
• 11:34
  Speaker 2: also like yelling. But because it's such a huge distance
• 11:38
  Speaker 2: between them, we can't tell if like their argument at
• 11:41
  Speaker 2: each other or if they're having independent arguments. You know,
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: people be crazy.
• 11:44
  Speaker 6: Especially at night. Oh yeah, we almost beat somebody up
• 11:46
  Speaker 6: in D.C. because of that one time, me and my cousins,
• 11:48
  Speaker 6: because she started randomly yelling. And told her, did you
• 11:51
  Speaker 6: think you were all that? Because you're black. And my
• 11:53
  Speaker 6: cousins heard the most non-confrontational one in the group and said, bitch,
• 11:58
  Speaker 6: we from Baltimore. We will fuck you up. That lady
• 12:01
  Speaker 6: whole day is out of there. She had the right one,
• 12:03
  Speaker 6: book your butt.
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: So, we were sitting, you know, yapping as one does,
• 12:09
  Speaker 2: you know, as a group of friends does one dinner
• 12:11
  Speaker 2: conclusion before folks leave. And we start walking towards our
• 12:14
  Speaker 2: cars because we all parked in the same general direction. So,
• 12:20
  Speaker 2: we get to the corner and the guy, we deduce,
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: you know, deductive reasoning, that they're actually arguing at each other.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: He's telling her, Leave me alone. Stay away from me.
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  Speaker 2: But he keeps a distance. Whenever she approaches, he backs
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: up to keep distance from him. So we assume it's
• 12:39
  Speaker 2: a domestic thing or something happened.
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  Speaker 5: And we leave it alone. So we walk to the corner.
• 12:44
  Speaker 2: We stand there.
• 12:45
  Speaker 5: We still talking.
• 12:46
  Speaker 2: We walk across this Korean barbecue steakhouse. I was like,
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: maybe we should. I was like, oh, that's nice. You know,
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: niggas outside like.
• 12:54
  Speaker 6: I think it's one of those.
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: That thing is called Iron Age.
• 12:57
  Speaker 5: I think it might be a chain.
• 12:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's one up the street on 40. Oh, okay.
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: So we were looking inside the window like, we was like, huh.
• 13:06
  Speaker 2: I was like, well, you know, last time I had
• 13:07
  Speaker 2: Korean barbecue, my fingers swole up. I said, that was
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: a lot of fucking sodium. All that damn salt. So
• 13:12
  Speaker 2: we all laughing, talking shit. And I happen to turn
• 13:15
  Speaker 2: because the street is this way. It's that way. I'm
• 13:19
  Speaker 2: looking in the window being nosy like, oh, they cool
• 13:21
  Speaker 2: in there.
• 13:22
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 13:22
  Speaker 5: They got nice little bus set up.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. And I turn around and you see this old,
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: I think it's like a Dodge Journey or something. That
• 13:29
  Speaker 2: bitch come screeching around the corner on three wheels with
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: the trunk open. I'm like, dude, I didn't know that
• 13:36
  Speaker 2: That they trunk is open. So they literally turn the
• 13:40
  Speaker 2: corner and then pull up a little bit and then
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: pull over. I'm thinking, oh, well, you know, maybe they
• 13:45
  Speaker 2: realized the trunk was open and they got out. It
• 13:47
  Speaker 2: was old girl. With no shoes on. And a crowbar.
• 13:56
  Speaker 2: She proceeded to run across four lanes of traffic on
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: 14th Street and chase this man down with a crowbar
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: down the block. At this point, we're all standing there like.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: What the fuck just happened?
• 14:11
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is it? Shit, that bitch was swinging.
• 14:21
  Speaker 1: Well.
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: Happy Halloween, y'all.
• 14:28
  Speaker 5: That was part of the game.
• 14:31
  Speaker 6: And boom goes the dynamite yo what the fuck they
• 14:37
  Speaker 6: can do their best.
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: Like he was like he was fishing that was that
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: was not that was that was yeah that was part
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: of the plan.
• 14:43
  Speaker 6: Oh lord have mercy that was funny I.
• 14:46
  Speaker 2: Feel like what's the episode that's the episode title yo boom.
• 14:49
  Speaker 6: Goes the dynamite boom goes boom goes the microphone yeah
• 14:54
  Speaker 6: oh I got the song yeah I got the song
• 14:58
  Speaker 6: yeah what is it it's 808 Bob Black. Boo, because
• 15:06
  Speaker 6: it's Halloween.
• 15:07
  Speaker 5: Boo goes the microphone.
• 15:11
  Speaker 1: Not booing my damn movie, nigga.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: Booing my damn movie.
• 15:16
  Speaker 6: I might watch that today. Why would you say that?
• 15:18
  Speaker 5: I'm not. Don't watch that foolishness.
• 15:20
  Speaker 6: I'm sorry. Shit makes me giggle.
• 15:22
  Speaker 5: So, back to the story. See, niggas, we get distracted.
• 15:26
  Speaker 5: Title is saved. Boo goes the microphone.
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: So, we're watching. It's like six of us.
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: We're standing there just like, and I'm not going to
• 15:36
  Speaker 5: let it go this time.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: She's chasing, running down 14th Street in D.C. with no
• 15:42
  Speaker 2: shoes on. Chasing this man with a fucking crowbar.
• 15:48
  Speaker 6: No.
• 15:48
  Speaker 2: No.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: That's pure a nigga, yo.
• 15:51
  Speaker 6: Jesus, fix it. Damn it.
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, y'all, that's domestic. She can't hold it.
• 15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, nah, bro. She ready to fuck shit.
• 15:59
  Speaker 5: Up, yo.
• 16:00
  Speaker 6: Oh, my God. Yeah, he had her. He told her
• 16:02
  Speaker 6: he was leaving.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
• 16:05
  Speaker 6: I'm going to be with this other bitch. And she said,
• 16:07
  Speaker 6: that's what you think.
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: So at this point, Brittany's like, um, should we, y'all
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: want to get a drink inside this restaurant? Let's go,
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: let's go inside y'all.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: No, no, really.
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: Let's, let's go inside. I don't want to be, I
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: don't want to witness none of this. I was like, yeah, yeah.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Y'all right. Cause, cause yeah. Yeah. So I turned my back,
• 16:25
  Speaker 2: but you know, Nick, I was like, my, I don't
• 16:31
  Speaker 2: do that.
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: Niggas looking back walking away and shit like yo.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: You know we stood there and watched the whole thing
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: but I turned around I was like I don't want
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: to see this Shanice was like yeah I don't want
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: to see this either but me and Shanice was like
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: so at this point one of DC's front is pulled
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: up at the light that was red and.
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: Oh was he the type huh you said DC nigga
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: you talking about police nevermind.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I thought you were saying, like, one of D.C. 's finest. Like,
• 16:59
  Speaker 1: you know, like some niggas trying to, like... No. The po-po.
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: The po-po, nigga.
• 17:03
  Speaker 6: The po-po.
• 17:04
  Speaker 2: So, one of D.C. 's finest pulled up in his
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: cruiser with the white, with the blue, you know, red, white,
• 17:09
  Speaker 2: and blue shit. He pulled up, and she starts chasing
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: him around the car. To the point where... Chasing an
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: old dude around the car.
• 17:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 17:17
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 17:18
  Speaker 8: He starts screaming, like, bitch, back up. I said, bitch,
• 17:21
  Speaker 8: back up. The cop pulls... He's like the second call
• 17:24
  Speaker 8: back from the light. He pulls over, turns his lights on.
• 17:28
  Speaker 8: At some point, the crowbar disappears.
• 17:31
  Speaker 6: And I'm like.
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: I'm like, Shanice, where did the crowbar go?
• 17:36
  Speaker 6: Probably under somebody's car.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: Well, no, I think she tucked it in one of
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: her rolls or something.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: I don't know. But it was.
• 17:42
  Speaker 6: I don't, but she, that bitch did. I'm not one
• 17:45
  Speaker 6: of the Rose brand.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: She had on, like, you know how, like, some women wear, like,
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: athleisure clothes. They wear, like, leggings.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: And, like, a tight top.
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: The crowbar, it might have been one of those hard, like, retractable, like,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: ones that you can, like, injure people with. It looked
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: like a crowbar.
• 18:02
  Speaker 5: Mind you, we were across the street, so I couldn't
• 18:04
  Speaker 5: make out details.
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 18:06
  Speaker 5: But I was like, I was like, well, shouldn't he
• 18:08
  Speaker 5: sweat it? Because she was, like, breaking out.
• 18:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, no.
• 18:10
  Speaker 2: So we watched it. We watching this. The cop is
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: trying to calm them down. He's like, man, you got
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: the people across the street stalking us. He was like, nope,
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: time to go. He was like, we're not involved in
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: this at all. I said, I didn't think he was
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: getting dinner in the show tonight. They be like, did
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: you see?
• 18:28
  Speaker 6: Nope.
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: Nope. I ain't seen a fucking thing.
• 18:29
  Speaker 6: I ain't seen a goddamn thing.
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: I ain't seen a fucking thing.
• 18:31
  Speaker 6: I got cataracts and I didn't see nothing.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't see nothing.
• 18:34
  Speaker 6: I got glaucoma.
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: I didn't see it. I didn't see a fucking thing.
• 18:36
  Speaker 6: I was going to be secretly when I smoked my
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: reefers and I didn't smoke no reefers today. I don't
• 18:40
  Speaker 6: know what happened.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: I am not involved in any of this.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: So the lesson is stop messing with these big babies.
• 18:52
  Speaker 6: My name is Earl and I don't know you, girl.
• 18:54
  Speaker 6: My name is Bennett.
• 18:55
  Speaker 5: I literally said my name is Bennett and I ain't
• 18:57
  Speaker 5: in it.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: Now I watch. But I said, wasn't no contact made. Well, bitch,
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: I ain't in it. So once that happened, we heard
• 19:04
  Speaker 2: him say, you got some people across the street stalking us.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: I said, oh, no, no, no.
• 19:08
  Speaker 6: All right, y'all, hugs.
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: All right, love you. All right, let me know when
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: y'all get home. Time to go. Come on, Shanice.
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: Come on.
• 19:14
  Speaker 5: Come on.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I said, mm-mm.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: No, hell no.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Fellas, stop messing with these big girls thinking that, you know,
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: because they big girls, you can just do what the
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: fuck you want to do.
• 19:24
  Speaker 1: That's all. They go up in.
• 19:26
  Speaker 6: There and pause and land on your ass.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: You better stop playing.
• 19:32
  Speaker 6: Word to Big Shirley. You better stop playing.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: I mean, but, I mean, not just the BB Doves, yo,
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: but stop playing with people, yo.
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: Stop, because that, that right there, that, that was, that was,
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: that was passion.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: That was the first.
• 19:44
  Speaker 6: That was insane.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: That was the first time. That was fitting to be
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: a crime of passion, boy. You was going to catch it.
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: She was going to sodomize you with that crowbar, my boy.
• 19:52
  Speaker 6: Oh, Lord. Jesus, I was going to take it too far.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: And drag your ass back.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: Get over here.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: Now, Ayo, we carry them over the shoulders like when
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: the motherfuckers want to run away from home.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: Wrap that thing up in a bandana.
• 20:10
  Speaker 6: That was a whole lot, a whole lot. Acting like
• 20:13
  Speaker 6: that in public.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: See, see, see. Stop fucking with people.
• 20:18
  Speaker 6: Some people ain't rap too tight.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: But as you know, niggas, because we nosy, if we
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: see some shit.
• 20:25
  Speaker 6: But you don't look.
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: From a safe.
• 20:26
  Speaker 5: We were across the street, so we were a safe
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: distance away.
• 20:28
  Speaker 6: Because if it was a weapon getting pulled out, I
• 20:30
  Speaker 6: need to be able to duck.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Or duck my ass in the closest establishment.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Or you hear your neighbors arguing and shit, yo. So
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: you go out to cut the grass with a toenail
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: clipper and shit, yo.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: So you can be like, I gotta get some kitchen cheese.
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: Speaking of neighbors, I heard my neighbor getting sucked off
• 20:47
  Speaker 5: the other night.
• 20:49
  Speaker 6: What? What?
• 20:52
  Speaker 5: Walls are thin, apparently, where I live at.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: I was like.
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: He's enjoying that.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: You ready for question of the week?
• 21:01
  Speaker 5: Just pull up these questions.
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: And this nigga out here singing the Star Spangled Banner.
• 21:07
  Speaker 5: That man was happy. Just like for real.
• 21:10
  Speaker 6: Talk along if you know. Oh, yeah. Thanks for looking
• 21:18
  Speaker 6: for you.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 21:21
  Speaker 6: Oh. Oh.
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 21:23
  Speaker 6: Oh. Are you sure he was getting sucked up?
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: What him and his female companion, or who I believe
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: to be a female companion, do was their business. I
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: just heard, I heard moms. Maybe he was getting a
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: real deep tissue massage or something might have been getting examined.
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 21:44
  Speaker 5: But I was like, I was like.
• 21:47
  Speaker 6: That's a whole lot I had.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: My headphones You know cause When you wear headphones I
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: was like Do you be thinking.
• 21:51
  Speaker 6: You hearing stuff Are you not sure.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: Pause I said oh Somebody's having a good time Hey
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: Go back to my My black ass.
• 21:59
  Speaker 6: Business Remind me of my old neighbors In my first
• 22:01
  Speaker 6: apartment Damn y'all Neighbors even fighting Or fucking Hey yo
• 22:05
  Speaker 6: Good times That's only two more Hoops they had Fighting
• 22:08
  Speaker 6: and fucking.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: I've been in one of them Relationships before Sex was
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: great Argument not so much Speaking of How's the boy
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: doing I haven't talked to him this week How you doing.
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: When he calls me?
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 22:20
  Speaker 6: Fine.
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: You won't be kissing him?
• 22:24
  Speaker 6: No, I have tried. I am doing better with calling
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: him 52 times a day.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Now you're calling him 40?
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Maybe. But no, I'm down to, as of the last
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: couple of weeks, I've only been calling him maybe once
• 22:38
  Speaker 6: or twice a day. One day last week, I didn't
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: even talk to him at all. He ended up calling
• 22:42
  Speaker 6: me and was like, first of all, hey mom, how
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: you doing? How was your day? It was fine, Trey. Okay,
• 22:49
  Speaker 6: that's good. Can you tell me back into Disney Plus?
• 22:52
  Speaker 6: What the fuck? I said, that's your Uncle Aaron's Disney Plus, Trey.
• 22:54
  Speaker 6: Look in the, I said, the place where the stuff
• 22:56
  Speaker 6: is in your phone. I gave it to you.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay. All right.
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: All right. Thanks, Mom. That was it. So every now
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: and again, he'll pick up the phone and call me.
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: Let's see.
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: I just, you know, even if I don't talk to
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: him on the phone, I'll just send him a text
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: and say, have a great day today, or Did you
• 23:16
  Speaker 6: check your emails?
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 23:18
  Speaker 2: I text him on Monday.
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: Did you call him for all your work?
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 23:21
  Speaker 6: Uh-huh. You pulling around. I'm trying.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Pull back a little bit.
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: I'm doing better. I'm doing better. She'll text us every morning.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: Maybe instead of every day, use every other day. I'm
• 23:32
  Speaker 6: doing better. I'm doing better. I talked to him once yesterday,
• 23:35
  Speaker 6: I think. I think it was once. I think I
• 23:38
  Speaker 6: called him when I was at happy hour. You know,
• 23:41
  Speaker 6: everybody was asking for him. So....
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: Everybody.
• 23:46
  Speaker 9: Yeah I'm doing better I'm proud of you He's doing
• 23:48
  Speaker 9: good He seems He was doing work on a Friday
• 23:51
  Speaker 9: I was like I love God He's doing work on
• 23:52
  Speaker 9: a Friday He's such a good son I love God.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: He's learning I think this is one of the things
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: this good thing about him being in college but from
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: having so many gaps between his classes he's learning to
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: get that shit done early so it's out of the
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: way he can fuck around and do whatever he want
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: after class is done for.
• 24:09
  Speaker 6: The day exactly he seems he's adjusting he's adjusting very
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: well I don't know if I was really too worried
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: about him or more so worried about my damn self.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: Like I said before, she did play Blast just the
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: two of us outside of his damn window when I
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: tried to pull her.
• 24:24
  Speaker 6: And then I do it again.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: I said, get y'all in some goddamn car.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: And I do it again.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: He didn't go off to fight in fucking Vietnam. He's
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: not in jail with my Indian-ass fucking brother.
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: He's fine.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I told them niggas about... This motherfucker. Let's leave him
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: where he at. Let's go on to question of the week.
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: Piss me the fuck off. It's time for Question of
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: the Week.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: Kaboom.
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: Yeehaw, bitches.
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: It's Aaron's fault. He put that thought in my head
• 25:10
  Speaker 6: now and I'm trying to think of ways to get
• 25:11
  Speaker 6: away with it.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 25:15
  Speaker 5: Anyway.
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: It's time for question of the week. A lot of
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: that got to come out. And on the question of
• 25:20
  Speaker 2: the week segment of the show, I scoured it into webs.
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: Read my TikTok FYP.
• 25:24
  Speaker 5: Because where the hell else would I look? I find videos.
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: Y'all can't see my eyes. Hey.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: Find videos, save them in the group chat, pull them
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: up for y'all and read them for the commentary. Like
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: the head go. Unfortunately, I am greedy. I need more
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: creative derogatory comments. You ready for this one?
• 25:47
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Okay.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: Okay. I need more creative derogatory comments. Imagine being born
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: because your mother couldn't give head.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: That's funny. That's fucking funny. That's fucking funny. You want
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: to hear it because your mama couldn't swallow?
• 26:12
  Speaker 6: No, we got to fight after that. Sorry. We got
• 26:15
  Speaker 6: to talk some freedom. We got to toss them.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: That's diabolical, yo. Ain't it?
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: All top.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: We want to hear it because your mother can't give
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: a shit.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: We got to toss them.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: Next one.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, if you do me, I do you, hoe-ass nigga.
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: Next one. You stare at juice containers that say concentrate,
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: don't you?
• 26:47
  Speaker 1: I'm fucking starting to do something like he's trying to
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: read his mind and shit.
• 26:49
  Speaker 6: What the fuck are you doing? It said concentrate.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: Concentrate.
• 26:52
  Speaker 6: You stupid motherfucker.
• 26:55
  Speaker 5: You stupid bitch.
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Rating.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: That was insane. You're just opening up.
• 27:04
  Speaker 6: You have to engage in ye olde fisticuffs.
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: Come on, ye olde fisticuffs. You want to challenge me
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: to a duel? We have to tussle. Take that glove off.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: I need more derogatory comments. I know you tried your best.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: That's what makes it so disappointing.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: That's a nigga like you.
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, I'm going to leave them girls alone.
• 27:35
  Speaker 2: That's what makes it so disappointing. I'm going to leave
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: them bitches alone.
• 27:39
  Speaker 6: I don't want vacation pussy. Some of these comments is
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: going to get people's asses whipped. I'm telling you.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Nah, that go up there with.
• 27:48
  Speaker 6: I'm taking notes.
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: That go up there with, oh, that's your best? Can
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: you try someone else's best?
• 27:53
  Speaker 5: Can you try somebody else's best?
• 27:54
  Speaker 6: These comments make me feel nice. Make me feel like
• 27:57
  Speaker 6: a nice person. Next one.
• 27:59
  Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up, Aaron.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I need more creative derogatory comments.
• 28:05
  Speaker 5: Why don't you take a.
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Step back like your hairline?
• 28:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah! I'm going to use that. I'm going to use it.
• 28:20
  Speaker 6: I likes it. I likes it.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Let's keep going. I need more creative derogatory comments. You
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: have a gift for turning the simplest task into a
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: philosophical adventure.
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: Yo, that's that nigga that you sent down the hallway
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: to get something hard to copy. And then this motherfucker
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: take like 30 minutes.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: He's like, yo, what the fuck?
• 28:44
  Speaker 6: Where were you? What are you doing?
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: Well, I had to take the thing hard to copy.
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Then somebody asked me to take the trash out. Then
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: I did the bathroom break for somebody. And now, yeah,
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: then I forgot what I even went up there for.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: So I came back and, yeah, why am I here?
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: I should be home today.
• 28:59
  Speaker 6: I'm off.
• 29:00
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 29:02
  Speaker 5: I need more.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Ain't no nigga. Ain't no way I'm gonna trick myself
• 29:06
  Speaker 3: to be like, I'm at work and I'm supposed to
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: be the fuck off. Ain't no why in my head, nigga.
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: I need more creative derogatory comments. Get better soon. Not
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: because you're sick, because you just need to be better.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I'd have walked away.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Cause Stan, cause Stan would've, like, Stan, I'd crack the jaw, like, yo, what?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: Who the fuck are you talking to?
• 29:35
  Speaker 6: It's okay.
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: It's all right, I got you.
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: Next one.
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: I have the correspondence. ceasing and managing on everything, bitch.
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Fuck you.
• 29:43
  Speaker 5: Next one. You lower the expectations I never had for you.
• 29:48
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 29:49
  Speaker 1: Nope. That nigga said you were walking, talking, poking the eye.
• 29:55
  Speaker 6: Well, Can't be disappointed in somebody that you don't have
• 30:01
  Speaker 6: faith in in the first goddamn place. Oh, well. Next one.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: You're so stupid that you could fall into a barrel
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: full of titties and come out sucking your thumb. Yo,
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: who grandfather wrote that, yo?
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: Yo, that's something Papa would say to you when he
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: tell your ass to come in the house.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Like, he say, look, I sent you outside to cut wood, nigga.
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: Not play with it.
• 30:29
  Speaker 6: What the fuck is you doing? I told your mom
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: a long time ago she should have got you evaluated.
• 30:34
  Speaker 6: You always been a free fry short of a happy meal.
• 30:37
  Speaker 5: You should have left your ass at that damn hospital.
• 30:40
  Speaker 6: I told her to drop you off at the fire station. No.
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: Next one.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: I need more creative derogatory comments. You have the face
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: for radio and a voice for magazine.
• 30:54
  Speaker 6: Jesus. Lord have mercy. Okay, well.
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: In other words, yo.
• 31:09
  Speaker 6: That said, you look like a foot.
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: And you sound like a bitch, too. Damn.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 31:19
  Speaker 5: When you say your reflection, do you introduce yourself?
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: That's funny.
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: That was rude.
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: I like that one.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: You made me giggle.
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: You're the type of person that would climb a glass
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: wall just to see what's on the other side.
• 31:40
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: I like that one.
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, you old bitch.
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: I like that one. That was funny.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Oh, you dizzy bitch.
• 31:50
  Speaker 6: I like that one.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: There's something that Key would say.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: This next one.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: When you shake your head, do you hear rocks?
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 31:59
  Speaker 6: No, it sounded like a pepper in a can.
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: That mouse ain't running on that hamster wheel, bro.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Next one. I need more creative and derogatory comments. Just
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: save your breath. You need to say inflate your girlfriend later.
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: Yo, why y'all always do that?
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Why you assume that nigga got a blow up though
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Like we not in the ages of Damn You know
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: that nigga got a motorized pump Gracious He said this
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: nut can't wait.
• 32:44
  Speaker 6: Sheesh Damn next one I need more creative he said
• 32:52
  Speaker 6: you can't even afford the fucking electric blower my guy
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: speaking of affording things I need more creative and derogatory comments.
• 33:04
  Speaker 5: I paid attention to you once and never got my
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: time refunded.
• 33:09
  Speaker 6: Reclaiming my time reclaiming my time.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: Golly that more funny.
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: Cook.
• 33:19
  Speaker 6: Cook a mug, boy.
• 33:20
  Speaker 3: Fucking waste of time. Waste of my time. Waste of breath.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: Waste of motion.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: Sheesh.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: Waste of spine, brother. You just a waste. You wasteful.
• 33:35
  Speaker 5: Next one.
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: Just put your ass in a toilet. It's a waste.
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Your two cents is why they quit making panties. Shit.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah, they sure didn't give me no penny the
• 33:46
  Speaker 6: other day. They shorted me up the street. That's the
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: thought about it. I was supposed to get 77 cents back.
• 33:53
  Speaker 6: They gave me 75. Go ahead.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Thank you.
• 33:56
  Speaker 6: I'm like, that's your tip.
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think about it?
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: No, it's because they really ain't making pennies.
• 34:04
  Speaker 6: I see them every now and again.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: Next one, y'all.
• 34:07
  Speaker 6: They can't have the ones I had in my little
• 34:09
  Speaker 6: thing upstairs.
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: You must have came out of the left neck because
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: you ain't right. My own father told me this.
• 34:17
  Speaker 6: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I'm sorry, I like that one.
• 34:21
  Speaker 5: I like that one.
• 34:22
  Speaker 1: Uh-uh. That's the worst.
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: I like that one. That was funny.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: You ain't right, son. You must have came out the
• 34:29
  Speaker 1: left nut.
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: That was funny.
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Mm.
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: Made me giggle.
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: See, that's why your mama wanted to name you.
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: Mm-mm.
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: She wanted to name you J.K.M.N.
• 34:39
  Speaker 6: Mm, mm, mm, mm.
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: Next one. I bet you eat popcorn with a spoon.
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: I mean, if y'all want to get your fingers dirty,
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: I understand.
• 34:59
  Speaker 6: You would.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Next one.
• 35:01
  Speaker 6: What you doing? That's too messy.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: Next one. All quiet on the frontal.
• 35:23
  Speaker 6: Lobe.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. Next one. I need more creative and derogatory comments.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: What does your barber do for work? Oh. Oh, no.
• 35:44
  Speaker 6: Oh, no. That's a hell of a way to tell
• 35:45
  Speaker 6: somebody their hairline fucked up. Oh, no.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Like Drake going to his old barber. No, have mercy.
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: Next one.
• 35:54
  Speaker 2: Your teachers must have handed your test back to you
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: face down, huh? All of them.
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: You just stupid. You just, you ain't right in the head.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Yo, first of all, fuck you, bitch.
• 36:08
  Speaker 6: I said to take the village, but what if the
• 36:10
  Speaker 6: village is?
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: If I ever get to meet Brandon Scott, I'm going
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: to ask him, how the hell did he not bust
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: out laughing when that man said that? Because what if
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: the village is?
• 36:23
  Speaker 6: Oh, and I'm going to pick that up for y'all.
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: He was like, hey, shit.
• 36:32
  Speaker 6: Baby, when I tell y'all, it'd have been no good.
• 36:35
  Speaker 6: When I tell y'all, I don't know, y'all is stressing
• 36:37
  Speaker 6: my fucking mayor out and we are tired of it.
• 36:40
  Speaker 6: Y'all fucking putting the signs upside down and shit at
• 36:43
  Speaker 6: the armory. The other day, the shit just happened again.
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: They spelled something wrong on the fucking sign. Baby, he
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: would start to track his little ass off. He had
• 36:51
  Speaker 6: that phone to his ear like... I said, he probably said,
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: what the, who the fuck did this?
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Oh, I saw that video of him with that, with that,
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: with that sign unveiling.
• 36:59
  Speaker 6: He walked off so goddamn fast. And he said, what the,
• 37:01
  Speaker 6: I know somebody that was there. They said, he said,
• 37:03
  Speaker 6: what the fuck? I said, I'm sure. And he was justified.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: You know, you know why?
• 37:08
  Speaker 6: And the other day when he told that motherfucker, Keith,
• 37:11
  Speaker 6: I knew you was going to ask me some dumb
• 37:12
  Speaker 6: ass questions, man. I almost peed on myself. Shout out
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: to Brandon goddamn Scott. Brandon Aloysius Scott. We is tired
• 37:20
  Speaker 6: of them fucking with you. Leave him the fuck alone.
• 37:22
  Speaker 6: I don't know. I had to give him a middle
• 37:24
  Speaker 6: name because I can't remember.
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: His middle name is Maurice.
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: I can't remember what it is. Shit.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Two of the most common names of the 80s.
• 37:30
  Speaker 6: It really is Brandon and Maurice. Yeah, you're right.
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: The fucked up girl.
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Maybe.
• 37:36
  Speaker 1: That's the crazy part.
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: I give it to my boss. I give him a
• 37:38
  Speaker 6: new middle name every week.
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: But that's the crazy part, yo. That shit no kid
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: left behind, yo.
• 37:43
  Speaker 6: Like the fuck? Leave him the fuck alone. Y'all always
• 37:46
  Speaker 6: keep messing with that dead man. And then y'all gonna say,
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: oh my God, that was so unprofessional. So the fuck what?
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: Sometimes you can't be professional. Sometimes you gotta remind the
• 37:57
  Speaker 6: motherfucker who you was. Who you used to be.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Who you could be. I did that shit early.
• 38:02
  Speaker 5: And he had to do.
• 38:03
  Speaker 6: What he had to do. And Keith shouldn't have asked
• 38:05
  Speaker 6: him them dumbass questions.
• 38:07
  Speaker 2: He was like a three-year-old just got shot. Why the
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: fuck are you asking me this?
• 38:10
  Speaker 6: He said, you asked me them dumbass questions. And then
• 38:12
  Speaker 6: proceeded to tell the parent. And y'all know who did it.
• 38:15
  Speaker 6: So drag their asses down to the police station. Tell
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: them again, Brandon.
• 38:19
  Speaker 5: He said, by the hair.
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: Drag their asses by the hair. That's what he said.
• 38:25
  Speaker 6: God damn it. Leave my man the fuck alone.
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: That's what happens, yo. That's what happens when you put
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: a millennial in the office.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: God damn it, he's sick of it.
• 38:32
  Speaker 2: A millennial from Park Heights at that.
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: From Park Heights at that.
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: He's like, look.
• 38:36
  Speaker 6: That can DJ.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Fuck the bullshit.
• 38:38
  Speaker 2: What's the problem?
• 38:40
  Speaker 5: Look, look, look.
• 38:42
  Speaker 6: People is dying, Shorty.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: Shorty, put your mask on, man.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: No.
• 38:48
  Speaker 6: Man, listen. All right, Shorty. Leave me alone.
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: Next one. I need more creative and derogatory comments. When
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: you have an intelligent thought in your head, it gets
• 38:57
  Speaker 2: shot for trespassing.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 39:01
  Speaker 6: That's what Brandon should have said to fucking Keith. That's
• 39:03
  Speaker 6: what he should have said. Yo. That's what he should
• 39:08
  Speaker 6: have said.
• 39:09
  Speaker 3: When you get a thought in your head, it should
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: be shot for trespassing. That said, yo, we don't want.
• 39:16
  Speaker 6: You to call somebody dumb. I'm just saying.
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: We don't want your kind over here.
• 39:22
  Speaker 6: Not your kind. Next one.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: Questions with a hard N.
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: Can I scream in your head and see how long
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: it echoes?
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: God damn it.
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: Oh, God.
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
• 39:44
  Speaker 8: Hey, hey.
• 39:49
  Speaker 6: You dumb motherfucker. Next one.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments. I wish meeting
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: you wasn't the punishment for my past sins.
• 40:01
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Shit.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: Ouch.
• 40:07
  Speaker 6: Mago.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: That's your mother telling you she don't love you. That
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: was mean. That sound like a mama talking to they kid. Like,
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: All them times we was getting lucky.
• 40:24
  Speaker 6: Next one. That was a little rude. I could don't it,
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: but it was rude.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments. You're the human
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: equivalent of a loading screen. Long, unnecessary, and nobody enjoys
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: waiting for you.
• 40:38
  Speaker 6: Well, shit. Damn. Good gracious.
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: That was just.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments. You're duller than
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: my pencils in kindergarten.
• 41:00
  Speaker 1: I didn't like that one.
• 41:03
  Speaker 6: Now you duller than my pencils in kindergarten.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: Oh, shit. This next one.
• 41:08
  Speaker 6: Oh, Lord.
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: I'm scared.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments. The best parts
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: of you drip down your mother's leg.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 41:17
  Speaker 6: Oh.
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: That's how you get on that nigga's skin. I ain't
• 41:21
  Speaker 3: want no shit. That's how you make that shit burn, bruh.
• 41:27
  Speaker 5: I dripped that. Oh, Jesus.
• 41:30
  Speaker 1: The best part, sir.
• 41:33
  Speaker 6: My Lord.
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: They saying you ain't shit and your mother a hoe.
• 41:38
  Speaker 6: Essentially.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: Your daddy's a bitch and your mother's a hoe.
• 41:47
  Speaker 5: I need more creative derogatory comments.
• 41:49
  Speaker 6: Essentially, that's what's being said.
• 41:51
  Speaker 5: Whatever makes you feel taller.
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: Well. That was shady.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: That was shady as shit.
• 42:02
  Speaker 3: Because how the fuck do you equate a whole conversation
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: to that nigga being taller?
• 42:07
  Speaker 5: Yo, what the fuck?
• 42:09
  Speaker 6: Hey. This ain't Texas.
• 42:16
  Speaker 2: Next one. I need more creative and Derogatory comments. You
• 42:23
  Speaker 2: look like you sit crisscross applesauce to jack off.
• 42:31
  Speaker 6: Hold up.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: Maybe they like to sit in the lotus position. I
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: don't know why. Your legs don't cramp up. You don't
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: straighten your legs out.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: It's too much shit in the way. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
• 42:46
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: Balls get all compacted and shit. You trying to get
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: to Mr. Johnson and the legs, the thigh meat all
• 42:52
  Speaker 2: in the way. Maybe you got little legs.
• 42:54
  Speaker 5: I'm a part of the big leg committee.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I can't.
• 42:57
  Speaker 6: You got little legs. You got little legs.
• 43:00
  Speaker 2: You know, niggas got little legs.
• 43:01
  Speaker 6: Little legs.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: They'll be all big on the top and all little
• 43:03
  Speaker 2: looking like pencil sticks on the bottom.
• 43:05
  Speaker 6: I used to call my boss little legs because he
• 43:06
  Speaker 6: was short.
• 43:07
  Speaker 5: Well, you see his ankles.
• 43:08
  Speaker 6: Ankles and his jabs. My ex-boss.
• 43:10
  Speaker 1: Big ass meatball and two chopsticks.
• 43:11
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Look like a sponge on a stick.
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: That's what I used to call my little legs. Because
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: he was short and he had a midget butt.
• 43:19
  Speaker 5: I need more creative.
• 43:21
  Speaker 6: She did.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: Is your asshole jealous of the shit that comes out
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: of your mouth?
• 43:31
  Speaker 5: Is your asshole jealous of the shit that comes out
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: of your mouth?
• 43:35
  Speaker 6: I like that. Oh, shit. I likes it.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: That one was fucking crazy too.
• 43:42
  Speaker 6: This ain't Texas.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments. You're the first
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: person I met that's met their full potential. Damn. Damn, Shane.
• 43:54
  Speaker 6: Well, I mean. Ain't no room for growth.
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, yo, you peaked in high school, bro. It's
• 44:01
  Speaker 1: all downhill for me.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: Next one.
• 44:05
  Speaker 6: That's sad. We know some people that peaked in high school. Damn.
• 44:08
  Speaker 5: You couldn't empty a bucket if the instructions were written
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: on the bottom.
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: That's why you're saying you're so shallow I can stand
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: in a puddle with you and not get my ankles wet.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Oh, Jesus. Just the bottom of your feet?
• 44:24
  Speaker 5: I've heard better from toddlers.
• 44:26
  Speaker 6: Damn. I don't know. Toddlers be diabolical.
• 44:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm about to say, yeah, that's right.
• 44:31
  Speaker 6: Toddlers be diabolical. They say some fucked up stuff.
• 44:35
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments. Has anyone ever
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: told you that you're easy to forget?
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: I'd rather be hard to love than easy to leave.
• 44:51
  Speaker 1: Damn.
• 44:53
  Speaker 6: You all right, Sean? Nope. Because I'm taking notes.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: Next one.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments. You've never seen
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: a full-size bus before, have you?
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: The second time we heard that, we were honest.
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Finally, yeah. Short bus shawty.
• 45:20
  Speaker 6: That's the one name.
• 45:21
  Speaker 2: Short bus shawty.
• 45:22
  Speaker 1: Short bus shawty.
• 45:24
  Speaker 6: Short bus shawty. Wacka, wacka, wacka, wacka. A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
• 45:31
  Speaker 1: My bad.
• 45:36
  Speaker 6: Hold on.
• 45:37
  Speaker 2: I need more creative and derogatory comments. I bet you
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: tried to stack Funyuns on it, haven't you?
• 45:46
  Speaker 1: Who was they trying to stack the Funyuns? Wait a minute.
• 45:50
  Speaker 1: Is that it?
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: Is that it?
• 45:53
  Speaker 9: Oh, no.
• 45:53
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 46:07
  Speaker 1: He said he couldn't get past three.
• 46:12
  Speaker 5: Uh-oh.
• 46:18
  Speaker 1: She said Benny can get eight.
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: Uh-oh.
• 46:23
  Speaker 5: And all that salt. And that's like salt, onions.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: And veal down there. I need more creative and derogatory.
• 46:29
  Speaker 6: Damn thing already salty as it is. A little salt
• 46:33
  Speaker 6: on the taffy. Lord have mercy. He need a little
• 46:36
  Speaker 6: Massengill down there. God have mercy.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: My God today. I need more creative and derogatory comments.
• 46:51
  Speaker 5: The closest you'll ever come to a brainstorm is a
• 46:53
  Speaker 5: light drizzle.
• 46:55
  Speaker 6: I like that. I like that one. That one funny.
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: This is from one of my favorite movies with Elizabeth
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: Taylor in it. Chins up, dear. Both of them.
• 47:10
  Speaker 6: Wait a minute, bitch, because I got to... Fuck you, Lizzie.
• 47:16
  Speaker 6: God damn it.
• 47:17
  Speaker 5: If ignorance was a superpower, you'd be unstoppable and still useless.
• 47:22
  Speaker 6: Damn. Damn.
• 47:26
  Speaker 1: That's a little... Yeah, we had to fight. I had
• 47:31
  Speaker 1: to see you.
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: That's what you tell an employee when you're giving them
• 47:37
  Speaker 3: their evaluations. And you gotta explain to them why they're
• 47:40
  Speaker 3: not getting that raise.
• 47:43
  Speaker 5: Next one. Did your parents have any children who actually
• 47:47
  Speaker 5: survived childhood?
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Damn.
• 47:49
  Speaker 5: Damn.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Wait a minute.
• 47:55
  Speaker 6: Good gracious. Not all of them in therapy, Lord.
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: I'm just the only one.
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: No, not including you because you brain dead. I just
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: called you stupid.
• 48:08
  Speaker 6: That was mean.
• 48:10
  Speaker 1: That's how you feel, bitch. Wait till you go to sleep.
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: You must be a C-section baby because I never see
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: you doing any labor.
• 48:22
  Speaker 6: Oh, no.
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: Uh-oh. That's mean.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: This is some shit Shauna was saying. You dumb as shit.
• 48:38
  Speaker 5: This next one is some shit Shauna's ass was saying.
• 48:41
  Speaker 1: Dumb ass shit.
• 48:41
  Speaker 6: She was already a lady. Ooh. Ooh.
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: I need more creative and derogatory comments.
• 48:47
  Speaker 6: I need somebody to try to insult you, but they
• 48:49
  Speaker 6: actually make themselves look dumb.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: This next one is something Shauna would say.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, hell.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: If you ran on the treadmill as much as you
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: ran that mouth, you wouldn't be built like that.
• 49:05
  Speaker 6: I will not confirm or deny. But yes. I would
• 49:09
  Speaker 6: say that. Yeah. I would.
• 49:17
  Speaker 5: The next one. The bar was on the floor. and
• 49:20
  Speaker 5: you still bought a show.
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 49:25
  Speaker 6: Lord.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: Lord.
• 49:28
  Speaker 1: Dumbass bitch.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Dumbass bitch.
• 49:33
  Speaker 5: Understanding you as a group project.
• 49:36
  Speaker 6: Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
• 49:39
  Speaker 1: Damn, that's fucked up.
• 49:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Keep smiling.
• 49:52
  Speaker 2: My favorite color is yellow. Nope. Nope.
• 50:03
  Speaker 1: Crikey. That's what it is, isn't it?
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 50:09
  Speaker 6: That's up there with telling somebody that their favorite color
• 50:11
  Speaker 6: is three. Oh, that's crazy, love. Mm-hmm.
• 50:17
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. You say your mother looks like awesome powers.
• 50:24
  Speaker 6: I'm scared, but he about to read, Aaron. I'm scared.
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: I'm scared. Because he taking too long.
• 50:40
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 50:42
  Speaker 5: Come on, Shaddam.
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: This is the last one. I need more creative and
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: derogatory comments. You're like an abandoned shopping cart in the
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: middle of the highway. Pointless, dangerous, and everyone swears just
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: to avoid the wreck you've become.
• 50:54
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: That was a gay man who wrote that.
• 50:59
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: He read you fulfilled, Tommy.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: Speaking of gay men, driving up here yesterday to get
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: my hair cut, and I was in traffic on I-95.
• 51:10
  Speaker 2: And I was behind traffic, in traffic behind a nice
• 51:16
  Speaker 2: BMW 3 Series that had a license plate that read
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: Femme Top. Oh.
• 51:22
  Speaker 6: And I was like, oh my, I pulled next to
• 51:26
  Speaker 6: him like, it was a white man.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: Okay, sis. All right. I'll see you. Moving along to
• 51:42
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• 51:46
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• 54:04
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• 54:45
  Speaker 6: to get some shit off her chest, it appears. So
• 54:47
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• 54:52
  Speaker 6: love the podcast. Y'all are amazing. Thank you, girl. My shit.
• 54:59
  Speaker 6: Known this man for 10 plus years. Finally got married.
• 55:02
  Speaker 6: Before we got married, he was everything I wanted. Little
• 55:05
  Speaker 6: things are everything to me. Fast forward, wedding, my dress, wow. Makeup, hair, bang.
• 55:12
  Speaker 6: His suit, wimpy dog. The wimpy dog. Honeymoon, hardly any sex.
• 55:22
  Speaker 6: Disappointed but pushed through the next couple of years. decline
• 55:26
  Speaker 6: on everything communication quality time big arguments about the same
• 55:31
  Speaker 6: shit never any resolution so the detective had on discovered
• 55:36
  Speaker 6: condoms in his work bag we never used condoms started
• 55:40
  Speaker 6: lacking on paying started lacking on paying bills never wanted
• 55:44
  Speaker 6: to go out anywhere but he always finds time to
• 55:47
  Speaker 6: go drink after work with other people fast forward left
• 55:50
  Speaker 6: the house Didn't come back for a week. Me texting
• 55:54
  Speaker 6: and calling asking if he's okay. Is he sick? Is
• 55:57
  Speaker 6: he in jail? Then he ups and texts asking to
• 56:00
  Speaker 6: come get some stuff. And I say, hell no. No apologies.
• 56:04
  Speaker 6: No explanations.
• 56:05
  Speaker 3: Nada.
• 56:07
  Speaker 6: Okay. You want a bitch? Bitch here now. I'm done.
• 56:11
  Speaker 6: Been done for a while. But gave so many damn
• 56:13
  Speaker 6: opportunities to let him prove my assumptions wrong. Flat fucking failure.
• 56:19
  Speaker 6: No regrets. Been sleeping peacefully ever since. Call the girl.
• 56:28
  Speaker 6: On behalf of all women, fuck him.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Fuck him.
• 56:32
  Speaker 6: Leave him where he at.
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: Leave him where he at.
• 56:36
  Speaker 6: He is somebody else's damn problem. You just took a
• 56:38
  Speaker 6: big weight off your motherfucking shoulders. And in conclusion, fuck him.
• 56:45
  Speaker 6: Yeah That's what I got I don't know Always trust
• 56:48
  Speaker 6: your instincts I'm telling you It's always something There's a
• 56:51
  Speaker 6: little voice In your head Telling you something Because if
• 56:54
  Speaker 6: all of a sudden After we married Then you change
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: You doing stuff It's like you did everything You could
• 56:59
  Speaker 6: to get me And now you don't want To do
• 57:01
  Speaker 6: the same shit To keep me around And then you
• 57:03
  Speaker 6: leave my house For a goddamn week And you don't
• 57:06
  Speaker 6: turn up In the morgue or something In the hospital
• 57:09
  Speaker 6: Under Jane John Doe I don't know Yeah Yeah Yeah
• 57:13
  Speaker 6: Nah No, your shit is on the porch. You can
• 57:15
  Speaker 6: come get it from there. And divorce papers is going
• 57:18
  Speaker 6: to be on top of the box. You ain't coming
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: back in here. Locks is changed. The alarm codes is changed.
• 57:23
  Speaker 6: The Netflix password is changed. You won't be laid up
• 57:26
  Speaker 6: with this bitch watching my goddamn Netflix. Oh, you pointed
• 57:29
  Speaker 6: at me.
• 57:29
  Speaker 1: I don't know, yo.
• 57:31
  Speaker 6: You just happen to be on this side.
• 57:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: I'm about to say you wouldn't be later with me, friend.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I don't get down like that. That's a little too messy.
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: We don't need to be that close.
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: That's why I'm sharing bodily fluids and shit.
• 57:42
  Speaker 5: We ain't definitely friends.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: Nope. No.
• 57:45
  Speaker 6: Never, never, never.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: I said we not, Nick.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything.
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: Your face said everything, bitch.
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I didn't say anything. He was like, my face didn't
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: say anything.
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: Okay, now we're at two highs.
• 57:56
  Speaker 5: This delayed reaction. You right.
• 57:57
  Speaker 6: I'm home drinking.
• 57:58
  Speaker 1: No, but, I mean, real shit.
• 58:00
  Speaker 2: You said it four times already, didn't you?
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: All right.
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: No, but, like, real shit, I mean, just to the
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: one point, I mean, just to the one point, it is,
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: if you're saying somebody changed and they, you know, they changed, like,
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: what was it, like, did you have a conversation about, like,
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: what's going on?
• 58:15
  Speaker 1: You know, what's going on?
• 58:16
  Speaker 3: Because, I mean, we're in the age of, like, yo,
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: if you see, you know, you see something, you know,
• 58:20
  Speaker 3: you see something, you got to say something.
• 58:23
  Speaker 6: What she said, the communication decline, quality time, everything.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: But that's also, I mean, but it's also, I mean,
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: it's also both sides. Like, you know, both sides. Like, yeah,
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: he might not want to do anything. That's a sign
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: of depression. You feel what I'm saying? Like, even him
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: stepping out, you know, even him stepping out, that means
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: it's still a sign of depression because, you know, niggas
• 58:44
  Speaker 3: will use sex as a.
• 58:47
  Speaker 2: a way to feel something yeah.
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: They'll give you they'll use sexism a lot of people
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: do that because sometimes like yo honestly or sometimes when
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: you um even with y'all and why did all.
• 58:56
  Speaker 6: Of a sudden he get depressed after they got.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: Married that's what i'm saying bro like that but that
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: that's that's the whole point niggas need you know that's
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: a conversation niggas need to have like you know what's
• 59:06
  Speaker 3: going on i noticed this like what's up and you
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: know and then sometimes like you know like we don't
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: you know why we are we don't have enough um
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: we don't have enough koof or you know we don't
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: you know we don't know how to actually like sit
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: and talk And I'm trying to figure out what's going on,
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: you know, try to figure out what's going on, even without,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: you know, without judgment. And then, you know, or trying
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: to throw it, you know, or just trying to listen
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: to react because we pissed off at the situation, but.
• 59:33
  Speaker 1: We need to know what's going on.
• 59:34
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: So it was like, yeah, you know, you just want
• 59:39
  Speaker 3: to do what you want to do. You know, you're
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: going to do what you want to do, but. I
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: feel like you're making excuses for him.
• 59:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not.
• 59:44
  Speaker 6: I feel like if they had communication prior to them
• 59:46
  Speaker 6: getting married, then all of a sudden, after they get married,
• 59:49
  Speaker 6: the communication then fell off, the sexting fell off, all
• 59:51
  Speaker 6: of this then fell off.
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: But it could be coincidental.
• 59:53
  Speaker 6: And I'm talking to you and trying to have a
• 59:55
  Speaker 6: conversation with you and trying to ask you what's going
• 59:56
  Speaker 6: on and you ain't telling me what the hell is
• 59:58
  Speaker 6: going on. And then you turn around and leave my
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 6: house for a week and you laid up with another bitch?
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: No, leaving the house for a week, I can't.
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 6: Not communicating, not saying X, Y, Z, I'm alive or something. Something.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: But I do also... So I want to.
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 2: So back to piggyback on Aaron's point that he just made,
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: I follow a black male therapist based in D.C. by
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: the name of Dope Black Healer on TikTok and I
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: think Instagram. He he has mentioned in a video he's done.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 5: He's real cool.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: He's mentioned that a lot of black men, when they
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: are going through mental health struggles, depression. Sex is used
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: as an outlet.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 6: And it ain't just men who do it. Women do
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 6: it too.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: But it's a lot because men compared to women, men
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: lack the language or the skills to be able to
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 2: connect with others, to be able to try to work
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: through those problems and those interpersonal issues. So us being
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: men or those who were assigned male at birth, will
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: utilize the methods we do know in terms of, like,
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: some men are, like, super clingy on their romantic partners
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: because they're touch-deprived. Some men will use sex, anonymous sex,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 2: leaving home for months on end, stepping out on their
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: families and their wives because they have stuff that's going
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: on internally that they don't have the language or the
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 2: know-how to deal with. It's not an excuse and it's
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: not an attempt to, like, apologize for, like... say I'm
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: on his side, it's not an attempt to do that.
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 2: It's just explaining the behavior.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: If you're this way and then we get married and then,
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: you know, you start to decline and you're not talking
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 3: to me, even if I'm trying to, if I'm making
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: an attempt to talk to you, it's like, hey, yo,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 3: what's up?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 1: What's going on?
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 6: You good? But.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: I mean, but this is us speaking in the era
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: where we're doing our best to make it okay to
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: be not okay and.
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 1: Shit like that.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 6: Right, exactly. Absolutely.
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 5: Exactly.
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 2: And I will say to your point, brother, the one
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: thing a lot of us single people don't understand is,
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: and I'm sure you've been married.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Now, what, 15 years?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: We didn't, man. If it's actually 14, but you know.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: But y'all have been together for over 15 years at
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: this point. Yeah. I'm sure in your relationship and now
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: your now long term marriage, y'all have had moments where
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: y'all weren't seeing eye to eye. Y'all might have been
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: like broken apart for whatever reason for it. days, weeks,
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 2: and because y'all just weren't gelling at that time. And
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: a lot of people, you know, in just dating somebody,
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: you can say, fuck you, I'm out, I ain't got
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 2: to deal with this. But if you want to make
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: relationships work in the long term, you kind of sort
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: of have to, as long as nothing egregious is happening,
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 2: like you ain't bring a baby home. In this case,
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: staying away from home for a week is crazy.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 6: Insane.
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: But... You have to.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 5: Work on it.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: You have to stick in it and work on it
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 2: to make it work.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 6: Because people change.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: People grow. People fall apart. Some people who may have
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 2: excellent communication all of a sudden might shut down and
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: not want to be bothered because... they're growing, they're getting older,
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: they're changing, and they don't know how to approach the
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: conversation with you to be able to talk about something.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be open and honest with you. Like, yo, we,
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: I mean, I've been there. Like, I've been there, but,
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: you know, for me, it was just, you know, I
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: was just talking to people. Like, I'm talking to other
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: people online and shit.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: And for me, it was just that.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 3: Like, it was something in me, it was something in
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: me that, you know, ain't had nothing to do, like,
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: didn't have nothing to do with Keita, but When we
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: talked about it, you know, she took it as, you know,
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: like she did something.
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't got nothing to do.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Like, what I'm doing, what I'm doing doesn't have anything
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 3: to do with you. There's nothing about you or anything
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 3: like that. And that also, you know, that also builds
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: anxiety because it's like you're just saying that type shit.
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah. You can't internalize. That's one thing I have learned
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: in my own romantic, like, relationships. You can't internalize.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 2: The stuff your partner does. Because you can't control what
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: people and what they do.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: People have their own internal environments, their own thought processes.
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: And yeah, you may have contributed or led to it,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: but you are not ultimately... Everybody has free will. You
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: can't control what another person does. And it's not on
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: you to try to decipher that or to self-blame somebody
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: for undertaking an action they undertook with their own free will.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: But what you can do is.
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 2: You ain't got to put up with it.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 5: Walk away.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you ain't got to put up with it, but
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 2: you can't control what another person does.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 6: I'm damned. Everything changed after we got married? Everything? Everything?
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 6: And then you telling me you don't want to go out,
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 6: but you find time to go out with other people?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: That's crazy to me.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: Go ahead, brother.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: You can say it. I'm sorry.
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying, just like, yeah, just, I mean,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 3: just with this, like, just this whole situation, it's like, yeah,
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: if you notice a change, it's like, you know, because
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 3: you didn't specify if you did, if you did anything,
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: it just sounded like, you know, it just sounded like
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 3: you was just holding on to shit. You was watching
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: and holding on, like, holding on to the shit and
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: letting that shit boil over.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: Mm-hmm.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: And, you know, enough for you to make a permanent
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: decision over potentially temporary failings.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 2: So.
• 1:05:23
  Speaker 5: And that should have fucked you up.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 2: You making permanent decisions based on the temporary fail of
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 2: the circumstances, boy.
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 6: You gonna go and not even telling me you okay.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 6: You gonna come pick some stuff up, bitch. I'm thinking
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 6: you fucking in the brother some dry cleaning you in
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 6: a river in the jail cell in a hospital under
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 6: John Doe or some shit and the only thing you
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 6: can say to me is hey can I come past
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 6: and get some.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah you come get it I got an example of
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: this so I told you I started watching like like
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: um police like body cam footage videos on Facebook like
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: dash cam footage videos them video I'll be in the
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 2: house 20-30 minute videos sitting there watching But look, I
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 2: fast forward a bit since I put them on 1.5
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: or 2 speed. Until they get snatched out the console.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: But there was this video in Ohio of this woman,
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 2: white woman. Her husband had either quit or lost his
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: job that day. And she was like being erratic. I
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: seen that. His iPhone was showing him in the middle.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 6: Of the water.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: In the middle of the river, yeah. In the middle
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: of the river. And she was like, you need to
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 2: go down there and find him. You need to go
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: down there and find him. And it got to the
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: point because she was so hysterical. I wouldn't say she
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: was being belligerent, but she genuinely thought because his phone,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 2: you know, with iPhones or, you know, find my whatever
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: your phone has, it'll ping your general location. He could
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 2: have been sitting on the bench next to the river.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 6: It's going to ping that happened to me one day
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 6: but his phone was pinged that shit happened to me
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 6: with Brian I was looking like why the fuck is
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 6: his phone showing like he down in the middle of
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 6: the water what the hell going on but that's where
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 6: it's going to ping at yeah scared the Jesus out
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 6: of me so it got to the point where she
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 6: was so like hysterical they actually like had to wrestle
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 6: her to the ground because she was like no and
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 6: she started like wrestling her way and trying to swing
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 6: it right like she was losing yeah yeah And all
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 6: he had to do was call her back and tell
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 6: her he was okay. And then he come, they finally
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 6: find him and he come walking up on her nonchalant.
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 6: I said, I don't crack to me. I didn't ask
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 6: him to do this.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 2: Please let me out of here. That's when she was
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: taken to jail. He walked up because he didn't know
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: what was happening. Hours later, he walked. He was like, yeah, well, yeah,
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: I told my wife I quit my job today, but
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 2: I was just... At the bar. At the bar.
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: He said, once this bar was closed, I went to another.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: And me and some friends and some coworkers got together.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: We were just sitting and talking for several hours, you know.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 2: But I was fine. Like, we were right here at
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: this bar right here at the corner. And the bar
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: he was at was literally, like, across the street from
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: the River Park. Mm-hmm.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 6: I was going to kick his ass. Because it would
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 6: have took you two seconds to call that woman back
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 6: and tell her you was okay.
• 1:07:48
  Speaker 5: Because he wasn't answering his phone.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 6: You know you saw her fucking calling you and all
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 6: that other stuff. It would have took two seconds to
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 6: call that woman back and.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Say, I'm all right.
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 6: I'm okay.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: I'm that type. I'm that type. If I call you,
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: you don't answer your phone. I was like, all right, cool.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 3: I'm going to call you. I'll call you back. You
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: don't answer your phone.
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: I was like, all right, now.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 3: We ain't Defcon 4. Where the fuck is this nigga at?
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 3: What the fuck's going on? Do I need to send
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 3: a wellness check?
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 6: That's one good thing about it. One time, my mother
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 6: kept calling me. I was having sex. I ain't going
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 6: to be honest. I'm going to be honest. This was
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 6: a long time ago. And I'm like, what the? But
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 6: the thing that got me was she didn't even give
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 6: me a chance to call her back.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 6: Like, give me a chance to call you back. It's
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 6: not like you called me and I ain't called you
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 6: back for days.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 2: It's been 10 minutes.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 6: It's been 15 minutes.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 5: Sister, I'm bouncing on something right now.
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 6: I said, ma'am. I said, you don't even give me,
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 6: you know I worry and stuff. I said, well, you
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 6: need to talk to somebody about that. I understand we
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 6: in two different states and all of that. However, you
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 6: have to give me the opportunity to call you back.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: I could have been asleep.
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 6: Anything.
• 1:08:55
  Speaker 1: I mean, you were asleep.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 6: I'm trying to get back to you.
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 5: I mean, but you used to do that too, friend.
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 6: I did. And I realized that when she was there,
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 6: I was like, this is where I got this shit from.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 6: Let me stop.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 2: Shawna used to do that shit to me.
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 6: I said, Shawna. Shawna be like, Shawna, I'm fine.
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 2: I'm in the middle of something. That's why I didn't
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 2: answer the phone.
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 6: I didn't realize I was doing it. And I think
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 6: maybe my mother didn't either. But on the other hand,
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 6: I kind of didn't realize she was doing it.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: How did she know?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 6: I was like, ma'am.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 1: She don't, nigga. She don't, she don't.
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 6: You know my nerve. I said, when you call me
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 6: back to back like that, I think something is wrong.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 6: And I said, and then when Brandon mentioned it to me,
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 6: I said, oh my God, I'm sorry. I said, I
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 6: did not realize I was doing that to you. I said,
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 6: oh yeah, I'm my mother's child. I'm sorry.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 1: Y'all want to hear some funny shit?
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 6: Yo, Katie be on that shit.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: Jonelle and Brandon, I'll just text them. Brandon will call me,
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 1: I'll text them and.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 6: Say, call me when you get a chance.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 2: What's up, bro?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 3: It's a kid of that type that so if she
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: call you, you don't answer the phone and then you
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: call her right back.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: She not answering the phone, y'all.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Now I don't know what the hell I called you for.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: No, no, she be knowing.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: She be knowing, but it's like you should answer the
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 3: phone when I called you the first fucking time.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, yo, you want to send a text message?
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 1: Be like, yo, like, yo, call me back. Like, nah,
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 1: fuck him.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 2: The thing is, people better be lucky you're not ignorant
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: because you could have been in the middle of fucking
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 2: and you would have answered the.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: Phone like, yeah, yeah. I'm kind of busy right now.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, hold on, hold.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 6: On. Fuck.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: Oh, no, just.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Busy.
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 5: Why is the camera moving?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: You called four times.
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 6: I thought it was an emergency. Hold on.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 5: Emergency.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 6: What you doing?
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: My Denise Arsene exercise tape.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 6: Not Denise Arsene.
• 1:10:44
  Speaker 2: What you doing? Jay Fonda's exercise tape.
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 5: We dancing.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: Got a good rhythm too.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 1: And it's Ty Bowen and shit.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 2: You hear his mac and cheese. You hear his stirring sound.
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: Next one, Sean.
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 6: Shout out to Billy Blanks. You said shout out to
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 6: Billy Blanks?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: No, I said shout out to Billy Blanks.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 2: Have y'all watched those Top of videos recently? I've seen
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: videos of people watching them or trying to do them
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: on TikTok. And they're like, so you pay attention to
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 2: the lady in front who's doing them karate hot kicks
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: but everybody else in the back is struggling there.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 6: So I'm like.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 5: Fuck this. I don't even think I could do.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 6: This, bitch. Lord.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: I ain't doing Tybo.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: P90X?
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: And 90 Minute Abs with Sean T.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 6: You got to tilt, tight, tuck, and tighten.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 1: The first time I said it, I was like, oh,
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 1: this nigga got a husband.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 6: Nothing surprises me these days.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 1: I was like, yo.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 6: All right, I got some more foolishness for y'all. He cute.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: I said, he ain't on your page, baby.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 5: He cute. He like white men, though.
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 6: Y'all like the same thing? Yeah. Go on over to
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 6: Brandon's favorite thread, Six Brown Chicks, a.k.a. The Six Brown Heifers, a.k.a.
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 1: That's some bullshit.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 6: A.k.a. These fuck-ass questions. Okay. I don't believe in demons
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 6: and warlocks.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 6: As a rule, children are not evil, but my kid is.
• 1:12:45
  Speaker 6: I'm dating Marlon. We moved into his home. He's an
• 1:12:49
  Speaker 6: older gentleman with diabetes. He eats special meals. I prepare
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 6: his meals. My nine-year-old knows this. I told him time again.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 6: Marlon can't eat the stuff we eat because of his diabetes.
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 6: Marlon and I have arguments from time to time as
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 6: couples do. And one time Marlon said something that was inappropriate.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 6: He called my son slow and ugly. My son heard it,
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 6: but he didn't do anything. The next day I go
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 6: to work and the hospital calls me to tell me
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 6: Marlon is in the hospital in a coma. I try
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 6: to understand what he ate or what happened. My son
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 6: had been replacing Marlon's shakes with vanilla ice cream and
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 6: Little Debbie's blended together. And this man had been drinking
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 6: shakes all day. My son knew better than that. So,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 6: at this point, I want to know, do you think
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 6: I have a psychopath? Marlon is trying to put us out,
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 6: and I need this relationship to work, but he's not
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 6: trying to take it any further, and I can't trust
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 6: my son to be there with him when I'm at work.
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 2: Advice.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: He trying to kill your son, Miss Lady. No, the
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: son is trying to kill him.
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 2: Somebody trying to kill somebody.
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 6: Well, Your son needs some therapy, because why is he
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 6: trying to... I feel like you must have... Did you
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 6: dump his father or something?
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 1: What that is?
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 6: And get with Marlon? Your son needs some therapy.
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 1: No, my father shouldn't have called him dumb, dumb, and slow.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 6: He shouldn't have called him dumb and slow, but the
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 6: boy was... From what I hear, the damn boy is.
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 6: Was he evil before this or did he do what
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 6: he did to Marlon after like was that the first
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 6: time he did something to Marlon I feel.
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: Like no I feel like that was.
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 6: A retaliation if he hasn't been doing something that he
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 6: just did that that boy ain't evil his feelings was
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 6: hurt and he said fuck Marlon let's see how you
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 6: act when you got damn sugar up and you can't
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 6: you can't get yourself together and now you're in the
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 6: hospital in Tacoma Your son is not evil.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: Because you got diabetes.
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 6: Marlon fucked around and found out. Your son ain't evil.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah. Don't play with him.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 6: Don't do that. Now, was he wrong? That was kind
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 6: of fucked up. It was. But his little feelings was
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 6: hurt because he said, oh, I'm slow. I ain't that
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 6: goddamn slow. I knew if I put these goddamn little
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 6: Debbie cakes in that goddamn glucose shake that your ass
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 6: be in here drinking that you was going to be
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 6: fucked up. I was smart enough to know that. What now, bitch?
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. You was, you was.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 5: Stop playing with people. Man, leave people alone.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: You're going to take care of it. You're going to
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: come home with eight.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 6: There's nothing you can tell me because I'm not your son. Now,
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 6: look at him.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Why he don't want me, man?
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: Fighting for your life in the damn hospital.
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah. In the arms of a fucking angel. I
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 6: should have called that little boy slow. In the arms
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 6: of an angel. Because you didn't call that boy slow
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 6: and ugly. You hurt his little feelings.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 6: And you need this relationship. You ain't even worried about
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 6: your damn son. You worried about Brother Molly going to
• 1:15:53
  Speaker 6: dump your stupid ass. Because she ain't got no way
• 1:15:55
  Speaker 6: to live. Well, she should have done better.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 2: She a homosexual.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, well. Actually, no. I feel like that's only for men.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: What would you call?
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 6: No, women can be homosexuals.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 5: Women can absolutely be homosexuals.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying.
• 1:16:12
  Speaker 5: And remember what we call lesbians.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 5: Hobo-straps.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 6: Mm-hmm. Lesbians fall in love real quick when they need
• 1:16:19
  Speaker 6: somewhere to stay at. I promise you they do.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: Two weeks later, daddy, you all come blaring in the street. Like, awesome.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 1: Two weeks in a day.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 6: Oh, let's get a puppy.
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 2: Mm-hmm.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 6: Lesbians move fast. Very, very fast. All my lesbian friends,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 6: I promise you, within a matter of weeks, they was
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 6: in love and living together. I was like, well, that
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 6: was fast. But you and what's her name just broke
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 6: up last week?
• 1:16:46
  Speaker 1: Her name?
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 6: Her daughter was calling you upper mommy.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: Not upper mom, not God today.
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 6: She was calling you man mom.
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 2: If you.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 5: Have any questions for us.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 6: Feel free to send them my way.
• 1:17:02
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• 1:17:05
  Speaker 6: I told jokes. I don't tell lies.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 2: That's A-S-K. Shut up, Sean.
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 5: That's A-S-K-W-A-N-D-A-P-O-D at gmail.com.
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 2: We are old man mind.
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 6: Oh, shit.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: We're all over the internet.
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 6: Facebook and YouTube at one.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: Shit. Facebook and YouTube at one.
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 6: Fuck.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 9: Yes, ma'am.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 6: Yes, ma'am.
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 2: M-A-A-N.
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 6: Oh, shit.
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 2: We're on Facebook and YouTube at Wine and Audacity, the podcast.
• 1:17:42
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• 1:17:46
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• 1:17:48
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• 1:17:52
  Speaker 5: Find us there, please. Happy Halloween. Happy spooky season. Boogity, boogity, boogity.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: Don't move no lesbians in the house.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 3: With that being said.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 5: We thank y'all for watching.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 2: We love y'all. Happy Thanksgiving and we'll see y'all next
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: week on the first episode in November of Wine and Audacity.
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: We just told the people Happy Thanksgiving. You mean Happy Halloween?
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 2: I thought I said Happy Thanksgiving. I mean, shit.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 6: You know what he meant. He said Happy Halloween.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 2: I don't think he said Happy Thanksgiving.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 6: His mind is on, you know... them sides tiny onions
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 6: floating in the cream sauce.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 2: Oh baby macaroni and cheese and and collard greens and the.
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 6: Yams gotta be next to the macaroni and cheese and
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 6: the greens gotta be next to the ham and then
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 6: the ham gotta be somewhere between the greens and the
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 6: sweet potatoes so all that sauce can get on and
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 6: we want cranberry sauce with no whole cranberries in it.
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 6: We don't want that foolishness.
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 5: Nigga, get you a can of ocean spray.
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 6: Get it now. Don't be in there trying to make
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 6: new shit for Thanksgiving. You do that shit outside of Thanksgiving.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 6: Don't be trying to make no new dishes.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 2: Start buying stuff for Thanksgiving dinner now.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 6: Now.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 2: Now. Now, I love my family because my family don't
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: care if I cook it oddly enough. These niggas love
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 2: my food.
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  Speaker 6: Which is weird. I don't know what the hell they
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 6: got going on. Randy could cook his ass off.
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  Speaker 2: I don't complain because they tell me my contribution every
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: year to all the family events is sodas.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 6: Me on the other hand, they always want me fucking
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 6: fixing something.
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  Speaker 5: So I said, you damn right. And one time, a
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 5: couple years ago, I did bring the sodas late.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 6: Y'all are some thirsty niggas today.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: Two hours after dinner started because you know I show
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: niggas I'm a mother's son. I walked in the house
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: with four cases of soda from Santa.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 5: My mom was like, I'm sure I'm thirsty. I said, well,
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 5: talk to your sister.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: You got a false internet? Because I tried to drop
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 2: the sodas off last weekend when.
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 5: I was in town.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 2: She wasn't home.
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 5: So, there go the sodas, y'all.
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 1:19:49
  Speaker 2: So now I'm required to bring all beverages the week before.
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 2: But with that being said, happy Halloween.
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 6: Happy Halloween.
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  Speaker 2: I can't wait to take this damn hat off. I
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 2: love it, but my head is hot. Nick Stradamus, thank
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: you for dressing up, brother.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 5: We appreciate you. Yeah, I was cosplaying as my... Alika Hennessey.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Oh, don't get it twisted.
• 1:20:13
  Speaker 3: I'm only cosplaying as my favorite Ravenclaw.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: I'm still doing it all day, bitch.
• 1:20:19
  Speaker 5: That's Harry Potter hair right there.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 6: Okay.
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 5: We'll talk to y'all next week, y'all. We'll holla.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: You don't need.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 5: No teeth to eat Casper's meats.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 6: It's going to go right through you.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 5: Like fiber, bitch. It's going to go right through you.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 2: Just clench and hold.
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  Speaker 6: Share this shit.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 2: Bye, y'all.