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Full Show | Bimbos, Grammy Winners & Shoe Booty · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 7: There it is.
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  Speaker 2: There it is. There it is. There it is.
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  Speaker 1: Don't you ever, nobody but not ever, white people have
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  Speaker 1: forfeited the use of the word qualified.
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  Speaker 2: Ever again. Ever again.
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  Speaker 1: This is the most unqualified cavalcade of idiots I've ever seen.
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  Speaker 1: This dizzy I went to law school in China. You
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  Speaker 1: might have went to, I passed the bar in China.
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  Speaker 1: You You didn't pass a bar in Chinatown. And if
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  Speaker 1: you did pass a bar, Pete Hexman was there along
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  Speaker 1: with the drunk-ass cross-eyed FBI director. I'm so tired of them.
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  Speaker 1: And all she had to do was lie through her
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  Speaker 1: big bleached teeth.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's all she had to do.
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  Speaker 3: She couldn't even do that.
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  Speaker 2: She looks... And what's with all of... Why does everyone.
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  Speaker 1: Everyone in that orbit wears so much makeup and has
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  Speaker 1: so much plastic. They all look like, you know, the
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  Speaker 1: day shift waitresses at Rachel's strip joint in Tampa.
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  Speaker 2: They do.
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  Speaker 3: They do. Her concealer was so out of control. Like,
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  Speaker 3: you could see it. The whole purpose is you're supposed
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  Speaker 3: to conceal, right, any dark circles or under eye. It
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  Speaker 3: looked like plaster under her eyes.
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  Speaker 2: Every time she hugs somebody, her face got to rub off.
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  Speaker 2: I swear to God.
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God. All of them look like bimbos.
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  Speaker 1: All of them look like bimbos. All of them look
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  Speaker 1: like strippers that work at Rachel's.
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  Speaker 2: In the day, though.
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  Speaker 4: The daytime, not the good ones.
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  Speaker 2: The daytime, not the good ones.
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  Speaker 4: Not the prime time. The good ones? Yeah, the good
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  Speaker 4: ones at night, the prime time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: They work only Fridays and Saturdays. This bride is a
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  Speaker 1: Tuesday night, 12 o'clock worker.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And then she come from her first job at Hooters.
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  Speaker 2: I can't stand it. These are some common ass white women.
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  Speaker 2: That's ridiculous.
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  Speaker 3: That's the kind they like.
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  Speaker 2: Man, just a literal bimbo. All right. Happy birthday to Usher.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to Stephen A. Smith. Happy birthday to Jay Pharoah.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Jerry Club. Happy birthday to Karen White.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Thomas Dolby. Happy birthday to Jim Jackson.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Wesley Matthews. Had more than my favorites.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to George Floyd. It would be his birthday today.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Dwight D. Eisenhower.
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  Speaker 2: Happy birthday to John Wooden. Happy birthday to Roger Moore.
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  Speaker 1: Happy birthday to Clarence Muse, the first African-American to ever
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  Speaker 1: star in a film. We got a great show lined
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  Speaker 1: up for you. Of course, Jasmine's going to tell us
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  Speaker 1: what's trending. I'm going to have a little note from
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  Speaker 1: the GED section. It's the DL Hugo Show. Jasmine.
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  Speaker 8: What, man?
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  Speaker 2: Tell these good people what's trending.
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  Speaker 3: So Howard University is calling for accountability after the racist
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  Speaker 3: imagery that was seen and shared ahead of a tennis
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  Speaker 3: tournament that they were having. And they are really irritated
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  Speaker 3: by this. Now, the University of Maryland has suspended its
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  Speaker 3: entire tennis team because of this. And they have apologized for,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the incident and forfeited its matches. But basically,
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  Speaker 3: they were showing images of the Maryland state flag featuring
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  Speaker 3: depictions of KKK members in an email, I guess, that
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  Speaker 3: was going around about the tournament that was sent by,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the members of this tennis team. You know,
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  Speaker 3: of course, Howard was, you know, like, look, we ain't
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  Speaker 3: taking this. You know, there's no place for racism, intimidation
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  Speaker 3: and all of that, especially, you know, images that are
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  Speaker 3: rooted in, you know, the racial violence and collegiate athletics
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  Speaker 3: and all of that. So they were very upset about this,
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  Speaker 3: as they should be.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know why they're upset because I think the
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  Speaker 1: Coast Guard, if I'm not mistaken, I know you're going
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  Speaker 1: to Google this, have said that some, you know, obviously
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  Speaker 1: racist symbolism isn't racial symbols.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, yeah. They said, well, it's not against the law
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  Speaker 4: or something. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you can have this raggedy-ass joint. You can
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  Speaker 2: have it. I'm so tired of these people, these common-ass
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  Speaker 2: white folks.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know what to do.
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  Speaker 3: It's common.
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  Speaker 8: It's dumb.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I can't stand a dumbass dude. It's dumb.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if you'll think this is dumb
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  Speaker 3: or not, but apparently a comedian, Dan Levy, did you
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  Speaker 3: see this? I mean, Shane Gillis, the comedian on Saturday
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  Speaker 3: Night Live, apparently in his opening monologue talked about how women,
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  Speaker 3: you know, at the gym are dressing like * * * * now.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, I haven't been to the gym in so long.
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  Speaker 3: I had no idea women were just dressing like.
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  Speaker 10: * * * *.
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  Speaker 11: There.
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  Speaker 2: I don't look like Shane ever made it to the gym.
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  Speaker 1: You can't be round to talk about a trip at
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  Speaker 1: the gym.
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  Speaker 8: I mean.
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  Speaker 2: I mean. And comedy's comedy.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not going to ever try to justify it or
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  Speaker 1: defend it. But why is the dude that never gets sex,
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  Speaker 1: like he would never get.
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  Speaker 2: S * * * if he wasn't Richard.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 8: He wouldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Probably not.
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  Speaker 1: No, you ain't going to get no s * * * now. But,
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  Speaker 1: you know, it was a joke and, you know, It
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  Speaker 1: was a joke. It was kind of funny.
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  Speaker 12: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I think so. I mean, it's SNL, right?
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  Speaker 3: It's supposed to be funny.
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  Speaker 13: Right.
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  Speaker 3: But a lot of people didn't find it funny. So,
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  Speaker 3: you know, there are a lot of people who are,
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  Speaker 3: you know, coming out and speaking against him, you know,
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  Speaker 3: saying how, listen, they don't like what he said. But,
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  Speaker 3: you know, there are some people who like, listen, we
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  Speaker 3: support what he says.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I don't support it or not.
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  Speaker 1: I just think that it's... You don't have to hear
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  Speaker 1: anything you don't want.
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  Speaker 2: To in this climate. Not one thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can change the channel.
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  Speaker 2: You can change the channel.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody has to be, you know, you don't have to
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  Speaker 1: be subjected to something you don't want to be subjected to,
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  Speaker 1: but you can't tell other people what they listen to.
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  Speaker 6: Right.
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  Speaker 14: Right.
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  Speaker 12: Or if the old saying goes, if the shoe fit.
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  Speaker 2: Or if the G-string doesn't. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 12: I don't understand.
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  Speaker 3: That's what's trending.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of that real quick.
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  Speaker 3: What jokes to tell? You can't tell people what clothes
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  Speaker 3: to wear.
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  Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
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  Speaker 12: Exactly right.
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  Speaker 2: Either way, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 1: When you dress like that, you obviously know that people
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  Speaker 1: are going to have an opinion.
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  Speaker 12: You know it.
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  Speaker 2: So, you didn't come out the house.
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  Speaker 1: Before you came out the house, you looked in the mirror,
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  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, and you got the desired result, right?
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  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Whatever that is, I mean, look. I mean, Whatever you
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  Speaker 3: want to wear, you can wear. Just like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: there's a swath of demographic that likes wearing tight clothes,
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  Speaker 3: and there's a swath that likes wearing loose, baggy clothes.
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  Speaker 3: And everybody has something to say about it. Whether it's,
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  Speaker 3: you know, the Gen Z, you know, wearing super oversized clothes.
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  Speaker 3: People talk about that. Then you have a lot of
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  Speaker 3: millennials who wear super tight, revealing clothes. People talk about that. Listen.
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  Speaker 6: Where the butt naked ones at? Which generation is that?
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  Speaker 2: You got to go to the gym, apparently.
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  Speaker 3: They're at that strip club y'all was talking about.
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  Speaker 2: All these bimbos.
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  Speaker 1: And this press secretary was actually supposed to be talking
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  Speaker 1: about the other bimbo they got rid of.
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  Speaker 4: She couldn't read her name.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so tired of these.
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  Speaker 14: Well.
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  Speaker 12: That's all we got right now.
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  Speaker 2: Made up.
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  Speaker 3: That's all we got.
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  Speaker 2: Harlots.
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  Speaker 12: Jesus.
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  Speaker 4: You got the GED section coming up next.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm sorry. No from the GED section. Coming right up.
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  Speaker 10: It's hump day, y'all.
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  Speaker 3: And DL's getting you over it.
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  Speaker 8: Don't touch that dial.
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  Speaker 1: All during the 2024 election, all you heard about was
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  Speaker 1: the war on woke.
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  Speaker 2: States used it. It was on Bill Maher talked about
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  Speaker 2: it all the time. Podcasts talked about a lot of time.
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  Speaker 1: And the insinuation that there were a lot of black
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  Speaker 1: people who got jobs specifically because they were black. They
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  Speaker 1: weren't qualified. They questioned Kamala's qualifications. They questioned how bright
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  Speaker 1: Michelle Obama was. They questioned Supreme Court justices. Then you
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  Speaker 1: have this girl, Zachariah. She's supposed to be the press secretary,
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  Speaker 1: and she can't read at all. She couldn't think out
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  Speaker 1: of a paper bag. And what is it with all
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  Speaker 1: these chicks that work for Trump? They all look like strippers.
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  Speaker 2: All of them do.
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  Speaker 1: I know that they're wearing the Mac counter out. And
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  Speaker 1: they put so much on, they can't even go to
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  Speaker 1: the Mac counter. They got to go to Home Depot.
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  Speaker 1: And they're all stupid.
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  Speaker 2: All of them are dumb.
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  Speaker 1: They couldn't think their way out of a paper bag,
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  Speaker 1: much less award. Name me one person who's qualified for
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  Speaker 1: the position they have.
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  Speaker 14: One.
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  Speaker 1: And you wonder why we can't, why this country's falling apart.
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  Speaker 1: From the top to the bottom, not one of them,
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  Speaker 1: from the game show host who selected them to the
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  Speaker 1: podcaster who's charged a war to the cross-eyed FBI director
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  Speaker 1: to any bimbo du jour to be named. You wonder
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  Speaker 1: why we're in the shape we're in? Because you actually
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  Speaker 1: thought that anybody could run this country. You got rid
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  Speaker 1: of half a million qualified black women, took them out
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  Speaker 1: of all kinds of endeavors for these idiots. I swear
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  Speaker 1: to God that Zacharias, I saw that broad put an
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  Speaker 1: air in her head on the way to the press conference.
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  Speaker 2: This is what you're left with.
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  Speaker 1: And you cannot wonder why this country is in a
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  Speaker 1: state it's in. Because you decided that white was enough
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  Speaker 1: and it clearly isn't. Name me one thing that's running well.
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  Speaker 1: Name me one person qualified. And you have the temerity
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  Speaker 1: to question black people's qualifications? Talking about DEI, diversity and
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  Speaker 1: equity and inclusion ruin this country? GCI ruin this country. Greedy, corrupt,
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  Speaker 1: incompetent white men ruin this country. Name me one person
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  Speaker 1: qualified to do any of the jobs that they have.
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  Speaker 1: And you have the nerve to question someone else's schooling,
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  Speaker 1: somebody else's qualification, somebody else's professionalism. They let that woman,
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  Speaker 1: I swear to God, they let that girl come and
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  Speaker 1: she couldn't even read. She was clearly not ready for applying.
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  Speaker 1: And I don't know how you're not ready. All you
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  Speaker 1: have to do as press secretary is lie through them
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  Speaker 1: big ass bleached teeth of yours.
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  Speaker 2: That's all you got to do. All you got to
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  Speaker 2: do is whatever he tells you to do. Look at
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  Speaker 2: the whole of it.
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  Speaker 1: If you look at what's happening in this country, you're
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  Speaker 1: only as good as your leadership.
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  Speaker 2: And look at them.
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  Speaker 1: No wonder you can't win a war. No wonder the
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  Speaker 1: FBI can't catch anybody. No wonder nobody understands who we
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  Speaker 1: are and what we're doing. How dare you say to
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  Speaker 1: us that it was an assault on woke and there
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  Speaker 1: was an assault on black people's intelligence, whether they only
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  Speaker 1: had those.
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  Speaker 2: Jobs because they were there. Somebody told you that white
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  Speaker 2: was enough and it ain't. It's not.
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  Speaker 1: So the next time you get a press secretary, instead
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  Speaker 1: of being bleach blonde, having big ass white teeth, have
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  Speaker 1: that dizzy broad be able to read.
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  Speaker 2: That's a little note from the GED section. It's the
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  Speaker 2: DL Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 10: She's jazzed.
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  Speaker 2: She's smart.
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  Speaker 3: It's the Jazzy Report on the DL Hughley Show. The
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  Speaker 3: DOJ issued about a dozen subpoenas as part of the
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  Speaker 3: investigation into Representative Ilhan Omar, including to members of her family. Now,
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  Speaker 3: sources say the congresswoman herself was not subpoenaed, adding that
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  Speaker 3: the orders seeking information are tied to a federal grand
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  Speaker 3: jury in Minnesota, Omar's home state. The subpoenas came just
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  Speaker 3: days before federal agents searched her D.C.
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  Speaker 15: Home.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 3: And now they're saying her citizenship is in trouble.
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  Speaker 1: OK, now people got to understand, too, could play that game.
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  Speaker 1: Give it to Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio then, if
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  Speaker 1: that's the way we're doing stuff.
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  Speaker 3: How about it?
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  Speaker 1: If we're doing stuff like that, you know what, damn it.
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  Speaker 1: And none of them are saying anything because they don't
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  Speaker 1: think anything will happen to them.
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  Speaker 2: These are the rules. Play by them. Stop trying to
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  Speaker 2: be above everything.
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  Speaker 1: The next time y'all get in power, do exactly what
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  Speaker 1: he's doing. Ain't nobody going to miss Ted Cruz, goofy ass.
• 12:28
  Speaker 1: His family will probably tell on him.
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  Speaker 2: Damn them. I'm so tired of these.
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  Speaker 3: Well, a new study covered the body-wide abrupt changes that
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  Speaker 3: women experience. as they start menopause, but also found that
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  Speaker 3: certain therapy could help reduce the impact. Researchers found that
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  Speaker 3: women experience what they described as a physiological cliff before
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  Speaker 3: their final period, whereas many systems in the body undergo
• 12:51
  Speaker 3: change in a sudden space of time rather than gradually
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  Speaker 3: with age. And they say many of these changes point
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  Speaker 3: toward the direction of increased disease.
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  Speaker 2: She said final period. It's the final countdown. We ain't
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  Speaker 2: got to do this.
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  Speaker 3: You know what?
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  Speaker 2: Olly olly and free free. It's the last one.
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  Speaker 4: Not funny.
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  Speaker 2: Anybody want a half used box? What? Y'all are so disrespectful.
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  Speaker 2: I don't need these. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I have a box of panty liners available right now.
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  Speaker 3: Boys will be boys.
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  Speaker 4: Anybody need the tix?
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  Speaker 2: It's the last one.
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  Speaker 4: Anybody need the tix?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you know what?
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  Speaker 4: You know who will need them?
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Y'all, when your prostates start acting up and you start
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  Speaker 3: leaking a little bit, y'all going to need all that.
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  Speaker 2: So we'll save them for you.
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: We'll save them for y'all.
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  Speaker 4: We used to code, but you had a tix, right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, baby, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 8: We're having a clearance here now.
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  Speaker 3: Diapers on because your prostate jacked up.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, baby, just go in the cabinet over there.
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  Speaker 3: There's my two, three more boxes.
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  Speaker 2: Can you run to the store and give me some feelings?
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  Speaker 3: For what?
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 8: Sorry.
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  Speaker 2: Enough of that, fellas. Enough of that. So this is interesting.
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  Speaker 1: A woman says that women don't need men anymore because
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  Speaker 1: women are now the provider's. Do you think she has
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  Speaker 1: You think that women no longer need men anymore because
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  Speaker 2: So we're going to be getting calls in a bit.
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  Speaker 2: It's The D.L. Hughley Show. So this is some audio.
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  Speaker 16: Statistically speaking, when a wife out-earns her husband, the likelihood
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  Speaker 16: of them getting a divorce goes up by 50%. And
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  Speaker 16: it's already, for the record, sitting at around 45 to 50%.
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  Speaker 16: So tack that on by another 50% and the odds
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  Speaker 16: of them making it are slim. And that's for a
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  Speaker 16: few reasons. One, if a woman is footing the bill
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  Speaker 16: for most things because she's making more money naturally, she
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  Speaker 16: may grow to resent her partner. She may feel that
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  Speaker 16: he's not pulling his weight and start emasculating him 300%.
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  Speaker 16: And by the way, that's not to say that there
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  Speaker 16: aren't examples of couples where the woman makes more money
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  Speaker 16: that do go the distance. But the odds are not
• 15:21
  Speaker 16: exactly stacked in your favor if you do fall into
• 15:24
  Speaker 16: that category.
• 15:25
  Speaker 8: Do you agree?
• 15:26
  Speaker 1: She said that women don't need men anymore because they're
• 15:29
  Speaker 1: the providers. But if that is what you were using,
• 15:32
  Speaker 1: if that's all they matter to you, if that was
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: all they represented in your life, I guess you wouldn't, right?
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: If you can take care of yourself, right?
• 15:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you would think.
• 15:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, if that's what they represented. I mean,
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: because let's face it, for years, women did that. That
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: was the main reason. outside of reproduction, of course. It
• 15:48
  Speaker 3: was the main reason why women got married, right? Because
• 15:51
  Speaker 3: you couldn't buy a home. You couldn't get a loan.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: You couldn't start a business. You couldn't do anything without
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: a man. You absolutely had to have one. Cosign for
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: you and everything all the way up until the 70s.
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: So the whole purpose was, you know, you got to
• 16:03
  Speaker 3: get married so that someone can take care of you.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: You think anybody ever in all this time ever loved anybody?
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Well, if I recall correctly, I think most of the time,
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: even my grandparents said, you didn't get married back then
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: because of love. You got married because you had to,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: and then you just fell in love.
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: So you don't think anybody ever just went, I love you,
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: I want to get married?
• 16:20
  Speaker 3: Well, I would imagine absolutely. I definitely don't think there
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: is a.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: What do you think the ratio is?
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: Oh, now that I don't know. I'm not the one
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: to talk about the subject of love. That's not my area.
• 16:30
  Speaker 8: Whoa.
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: That's not my area of competence. I like self-awareness.
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: What do you think the ratio is?
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: I mean.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: I know why men marry women.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: The other two married guys on the show. You're married.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: This is from a woman's perspective. She's saying that they
• 16:46
  Speaker 2: don't need you anymore.
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: Listen, I'm a firm believer that for women in my generation,
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: we have never needed men, but we want them. I
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: think there is a difference between needing something to survive
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: and really wanting someone in your life because you love them.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: They're two totally different things.
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: So you think that this woman is right or wrong?
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: Well, it depends on what context she's speaking. I've not
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: heard it, so I.
• 17:11
  Speaker 2: Don't know exactly what she said. Let's hear it again.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: Let's hear it again. Let's hear it again.
• 17:15
  Speaker 16: Statistically speaking, when a wife out-earns her husband, the likelihood
• 17:18
  Speaker 16: of them getting a divorce goes up by 50%. And
• 17:20
  Speaker 16: it's already, for the record, sitting at around 45 to 50%.
• 17:23
  Speaker 16: So tack that on by another 50% and the odds
• 17:26
  Speaker 16: of them making it are slim. And that's for a
• 17:27
  Speaker 16: few reasons. One, if a woman is footing the bill
• 17:30
  Speaker 16: for most things because she's making more money naturally, she
• 17:32
  Speaker 16: may grow to resent her partner. She may feel that
• 17:34
  Speaker 16: he's not pulling his weight and start emasculating him 300%.
• 17:36
  Speaker 16: And by the way, that's not to say that there
• 17:39
  Speaker 16: aren't examples of couples where the woman makes more money
• 17:41
  Speaker 16: that do go the distance. But the odds are not
• 17:44
  Speaker 16: exactly stacked in your favor if you do fall into
• 17:46
  Speaker 16: that category.
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So is this chick right?
• 17:50
  Speaker 1: Do you guys not need me anymore because you're the
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: providers now?
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: 877-242-2426. Get your calls in a bit. It's the DL
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show. Do you agree, Skip? Do you think they
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: don't need us anymore because they're providers?
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: No, I still, I think, you know, maybe. You have
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: a planet full of women. Let's see how long that lasts.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: You still need a man. You still need a man.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: Well, I remember on the Warriors, remember that female gang
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: called the Lezzies?
• 18:20
  Speaker 3: Remember that?
• 18:20
  Speaker 7: Yes.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. Oh, my.
• 18:27
  Speaker 6: Goodness.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: See, even Wonder Woman, she didn't need a man, but
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: she let that out in the Gators. I know that happened.
• 18:33
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I think there's a difference between
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: need and want. Women want men.
• 18:37
  Speaker 6: Yes.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: Absolutely women want men. Not all women, but many women
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: want men. And I think when men hear that, they
• 18:44
  Speaker 3: immediately go to the sex part or, you know, relationships
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: and all of that. And as if we're saying something,
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: you know, mean, it's not true. It just simply means that,
• 18:54
  Speaker 3: you know, we can stand on our own two feet,
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: but we love having men in our lives. Absolutely.
• 19:00
  Speaker 13: Right.
• 19:01
  Speaker 2: Stand on your own two feet. All right. So let's
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: get to some of you guys.
• 19:05
  Speaker 12: Oh, God.
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: Let's hear some of you other people out there. We
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: need to hear what you guys are saying. So is
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: this chick right? Do you guys not need me anymore
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: because you're the providers now?
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: 877-242-2426. Get your calls in a bit. It's the D.L.
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show. Junius, what do you think? Do broads still
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: need us? Are we still necessary?
• 19:26
  Speaker 8: Indubitably.
• 19:27
  Speaker 15: I'm sure that over the history of men and women
• 19:31
  Speaker 15: in America and the world, There have been arranged marriages.
• 19:35
  Speaker 15: There's been forced marriages. But then there's been traditional marriages.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Shotgun marriages and the like.
• 19:41
  Speaker 15: But there's love marriages also. So, yeah, I think they
• 19:45
  Speaker 15: still do. There's certain, like Jasmine said, the relationships has
• 19:49
  Speaker 15: evolved over the millennia. And so now they don't need
• 19:53
  Speaker 15: us as a provider or the sole provider, but they're
• 19:56
  Speaker 15: looking for an equal partner.
• 19:59
  Speaker 9: Equal?
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Wait a minute.
• 20:01
  Speaker 12: Come on, man.
• 20:01
  Speaker 8: Wait a minute.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: And a little Saturday night special every.
• 20:08
  Speaker 8: Year. Just Saturday.
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: Don't be coming around on Wednesday and Thursday.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Just Saturday.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: Right after I take my weekly bath.
• 20:16
  Speaker 12: Right. Having to coincide on a Saturday.
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just.
• 20:22
  Speaker 12: I just think it's silly.
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: I think it's silly, but I'll let... Skip wrote it down,
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: so I'm giving it... I want to give it short shift,
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: so I'm going... Listen, you guys, do you think that
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: chicks still need us these days?
• 20:34
  Speaker 17: 877-242-2426.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: It's the D.L.
• 20:37
  Speaker 8: Hughley Show.
• 20:39
  Speaker 10: Tune in to the D.L.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show and make your voice heard. Today's black women,
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: they are not women anymore.
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: They're ratchet, disrespectful.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: And there's money at home.
• 20:50
  Speaker 17: Hey, I'm a light, complex young lady, and I want
• 20:54
  Speaker 17: nothing lighter than me. I want chocolate, okay?
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: You know, there was more unity in the 70s and
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: the late 60s, you know, than there will ever be
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: again when it comes to black people, in my opinion.
• 21:05
  Speaker 3: Call 1-877-242-2426 and let us know what you think about
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: today's topic.
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: We're going right to the phones. What do you think?
• 21:13
  Speaker 18: Oh, I just think that's a ridiculous thing to say.
• 21:16
  Speaker 18: Of course, men are still needed.
• 21:19
  Speaker 7: I'm not going to go down.
• 21:20
  Speaker 18: The list of reasons why men are needed. But I
• 21:23
  Speaker 18: think what they have to ask themselves is, do you
• 21:25
  Speaker 18: want to be needed or do you want to be wanted?
• 21:29
  Speaker 18: Because I could see the frustration in a man's face
• 21:32
  Speaker 18: if a woman only got him around if he needed. So,
• 21:36
  Speaker 18: I just know I would want to be wanted instead
• 21:39
  Speaker 18: of needed.
• 21:40
  Speaker 11: My grandmother actually made more than my grandfather. And it
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: all depends on the circumstances of the relationship. My grandfather
• 21:48
  Speaker 11: didn't dislike or go to resent my grandmother. My grandmother
• 21:53
  Speaker 11: did not go to resent my grandfather. They just put
• 21:56
  Speaker 11: their heads down and worked together and supported the family
• 21:59
  Speaker 11: all together. So, in some cases, and nowadays, yes, William will,
• 22:06
  Speaker 11: to a degree, emasculate the man for making less than her,
• 22:09
  Speaker 11: or if she has to pull more weight than he does.
• 22:12
  Speaker 11: But that depends on the relationship and how they feel
• 22:15
  Speaker 11: about each other.
• 22:16
  Speaker 19: No, you don't need anyone, but it's always great to
• 22:19
  Speaker 19: have someone because you need to have someone to balance
• 22:23
  Speaker 19: the work, the children. So even if you make more
• 22:27
  Speaker 19: money than the man does, that doesn't mean that he's
• 22:30
  Speaker 19: less of a man. It's just he may have a disability.
• 22:33
  Speaker 19: He could have gotten hurt. Anything could happen. So if
• 22:35
  Speaker 19: you are supportive of your man, regardless of what is
• 22:38
  Speaker 19: going on, you are both balancing that life balance. for children,
• 22:43
  Speaker 19: helping clean around the house, anything, just as long as
• 22:47
  Speaker 19: you have that communication. So I definitely don't say you
• 22:50
  Speaker 19: don't need one. It's always great to have a support
• 22:52
  Speaker 19: system regardless of anything.
• 22:55
  Speaker 9: I think it's an interesting question. I think that it
• 22:58
  Speaker 9: does limit the chance in the society that we live in.
• 23:01
  Speaker 9: Because I think when a woman starts making money, I
• 23:04
  Speaker 9: think a woman, it's like a woman's ego changes. And
• 23:07
  Speaker 9: I don't think that's in a bad way. I think
• 23:08
  Speaker 9: that's just the logic of how women think today. I
• 23:11
  Speaker 9: think it's harder for a woman.
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: To make more, to be the breadwinner.
• 23:17
  Speaker 7: Not feel as if, you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 9: Know, feel some type of resentment at a certain point.
• 23:23
  Speaker 9: So I think she makes a strong point with that.
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: But I think if the love is really there, then
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: it can work.
• 23:28
  Speaker 7: So that's the obstacle on that.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: So is this chick right?
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Do you guys not need me anymore because you're the
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: providers now?
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: 877-242-2426. Get your calls in a bit. It's the D.L.
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show. So take a gander at this. Take a
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: listen to this.
• 23:43
  Speaker 16: Statistically speaking, when a wife out-earns her husband, the likelihood
• 23:46
  Speaker 16: of them getting a divorce goes up by 50%. And
• 23:48
  Speaker 16: it's already, for the record, sitting at around 45 to 50%.
• 23:51
  Speaker 16: So tack that on by another 50% and the odds
• 23:54
  Speaker 16: of them making it are slim. And that's for a
• 23:56
  Speaker 16: few reasons. One, if a woman is footing the bill
• 23:58
  Speaker 16: for most things because she's making more money naturally, she
• 24:01
  Speaker 16: may grow to resent her partner. She may feel that
• 24:02
  Speaker 16: he's not pulling his weight and start emasculating him 300%.
• 24:05
  Speaker 16: And by the way, that's not to say that there
• 24:07
  Speaker 16: aren't examples of couples where the woman makes more money
• 24:09
  Speaker 16: that do go the distance. But the odds are not
• 24:12
  Speaker 16: exactly stacked in your favor if you do fall into
• 24:14
  Speaker 16: that category.
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: Do you agree? We'll go right to the phones.
• 24:18
  Speaker 17: I just think that is just the most ridiculous thing
• 24:23
  Speaker 17: I have ever heard a woman say. Men are so
• 24:26
  Speaker 17: much more than just a bankroll or a paycheck. Sure,
• 24:32
  Speaker 17: women can earn their own money.
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, we can provide.
• 24:36
  Speaker 17: For ourselves, but the man is the protector. He's a lover.
• 24:39
  Speaker 17: He's a friend. He's a companion. There's so much more
• 24:43
  Speaker 17: to the opposite sex than just money. And she sounds
• 24:49
  Speaker 17: just young and dumb and inexperienced. I mean, I've been married.
• 24:54
  Speaker 17: I love having a man around the house to lift
• 24:57
  Speaker 17: this and bring this in, the muscle around the house
• 25:00
  Speaker 17: and all of that. So there is so much more
• 25:03
  Speaker 17: to men. than just the money aspect. You want to
• 25:07
  Speaker 17: have someone that you can go places with and have
• 25:10
  Speaker 17: fun with, someone to laugh with. So there's just so
• 25:13
  Speaker 17: much more to it than money.
• 25:15
  Speaker 18: Please, please, sister, be quiet.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: I think her argument falls flat. I mean, she mentioned
• 25:21
  Speaker 5: mature stuff and money, but one thing she failed to
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: mention is love. Love conquers all. I mean, without love,
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: what's good is money? For her to say that a
• 25:32
  Speaker 5: woman doesn't need a man, why would God create a
• 25:35
  Speaker 5: man and woman then, if that was the case? She
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: seemed like she knew more than what God's plan had
• 25:41
  Speaker 5: for us. The fact that a woman makes more money
• 25:44
  Speaker 5: and she doesn't need a man is just ludicrous, you know?
• 25:47
  Speaker 5: So I don't know where she's getting that from or
• 25:49
  Speaker 5: what book she's reading. It makes no sense. I think
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: we all need somebody. There's no independent person on the
• 25:54
  Speaker 5: face of this earth. I have never met one. Everybody
• 25:57
  Speaker 5: needs someone. Every creature on this earth needs someone. But
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: love is one thing that she never mentioned. She never
• 26:03
  Speaker 5: mentioned love. So if you love a person, nothing else matters.
• 26:06
  Speaker 14: You know, some women might feel that way, but not
• 26:09
  Speaker 14: all women feel that way. And that's out of the
• 26:12
  Speaker 14: order of the way God created a family, man, then woman,
• 26:16
  Speaker 14: and child. And you just can't take it upon yourself
• 26:20
  Speaker 14: and say you don't need men anymore because men always
• 26:22
  Speaker 14: needed around. The fact that I had to raise all
• 26:25
  Speaker 14: three of my children on my own I always wanted
• 26:30
  Speaker 14: and needed a good man around. So just because men
• 26:33
  Speaker 14: are not taking the responsibility that they were placed here
• 26:36
  Speaker 14: to do doesn't mean that they're useless.
• 26:40
  Speaker 1: We got one of my favorite new segments. We have
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: some of the funnest comedians in the country. Some you know,
• 26:45
  Speaker 1: some you don't.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: It is time for our feature, Welcome to the Stage,
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: where we spotlight some of the funniest comedians ever.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Some you know, some you do not. Welcome to the stage,
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Tyree Elaine.
• 26:56
  Speaker 10: Well, I just want to give some advice. I have
• 26:58
  Speaker 10: a side dude, dude I see on the side of
• 27:01
  Speaker 10: my regular relationship. It keeps the regular relationship strong.
• 27:04
  Speaker 8: It does.
• 27:05
  Speaker 10: Ladies, if you're going to cheat, please be responsible. Do
• 27:08
  Speaker 10: it with somebody who looks like your man. That way,
• 27:10
  Speaker 10: if you get pregnant... You got about a 90% chance
• 27:12
  Speaker 10: of getting away with it. I'm just trying to make
• 27:14
  Speaker 10: your holiday pictures make sense because I've seen some where
• 27:16
  Speaker 10: I'm like, you and the baby look cute, but who's
• 27:18
  Speaker 10: that dude? Am I wrong for saying that? I don't know.
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: Who knows?
• 27:23
  Speaker 10: But I know this. There's a double standard between men
• 27:25
  Speaker 10: and women. I was with a guy three and a
• 27:27
  Speaker 10: half years, okay? He goes overseas to play ball for
• 27:29
  Speaker 10: like a year. I didn't have no proof that he
• 27:31
  Speaker 10: was cheating, but you know how you just know? Because
• 27:33
  Speaker 10: you doing it, so you know all the behavior to
• 27:36
  Speaker 10: look for. But seriously, he's gone for a year to
• 27:38
  Speaker 10: play ball. I'm not stupid. I pick him up from
• 27:40
  Speaker 10: the airport. I'm like, how many women was you with overseas?
• 27:42
  Speaker 10: He tells me 12.
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: I was like, okay.
• 27:45
  Speaker 10: I took it like a, I could have killed both
• 27:47
  Speaker 10: of us. I was like, okay. 12, whatever, because I
• 27:51
  Speaker 10: braced myself for it. What I didn't brace myself for
• 27:53
  Speaker 10: was him asking me how many dudes I was with
• 27:58
  Speaker 10: while he was gone. I was like, I'm grown, what?
• 28:02
  Speaker 10: But since we was being honest, I told him I
• 28:04
  Speaker 10: was with only one other dude. He flips out. Because
• 28:07
  Speaker 10: I had a baby about to do, but I'm like, really?
• 28:09
  Speaker 10: My one baby versus your 12 grown women, and you're
• 28:13
  Speaker 10: going to sit up here and sweat the small stuff? Really, Raheem?
• 28:16
  Speaker 10: I said, look at my son's face. He looks just
• 28:18
  Speaker 10: like you. You're welcome. You know how hard it is
• 28:22
  Speaker 10: to find a black man with red hair and freckles?
• 28:24
  Speaker 10: It's an anomaly. Thank you guys so much. My name
• 28:28
  Speaker 10: is Tyree.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: Hilarious.
• 28:30
  Speaker 1: We're going to be talking to musical artist Robert Glasper,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: one of my favorites on the D.L.
• 28:35
  Speaker 8: Hughley Show.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: It is the deal. We show you a 2026 edition.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: If you're going to be in Philadelphia, I'll be there
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: along with Don Lemon at the Miller's Auditorium.
• 28:46
  Speaker 2: So make sure you come through.
• 28:47
  Speaker 12: Make that a deal.
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Miller Theater.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, don't go to Miller Auditorium because that's where they're
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: just serving beer. But we'll be there at the Miller
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Theater for DL and DL, Don Lemon and DL, anything goes.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: So come check us out. I was on The View today.
• 29:01
  Speaker 12: Man, bravo.
• 29:03
  Speaker 6: I saw.
• 29:03
  Speaker 12: That was really good.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: You know, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 29:07
  Speaker 12: You did very well.
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: You had your chest all out.
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Thank you.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I was like, look at him trying to show off.
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: My chest all out? What are you talking about?
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: Your chest was out.
• 29:13
  Speaker 12: I was like, look at him.
• 29:14
  Speaker 3: Go on, bud, one more time.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Why not?
• 29:16
  Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah.
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: You know, I can call you Jasmine, right?
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: You can. I saw the girls were fawning all over you.
• 29:24
  Speaker 8: I was like, look at D.O.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: Blushing. They were like, you are handsome.
• 29:31
  Speaker 19: Yes, you are.
• 29:32
  Speaker 4: I was like, oh, my goodness.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 29:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: Money helps everything.
• 29:37
  Speaker 3: I can tell you one thing. You've been hanging out
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: with Don Lee. for a long time because you got
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: that same skin he got now. I don't know what
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: y'all using.
• 29:44
  Speaker 12: No, no.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: My skin is way better now. Oh. Because Don has
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: convict skin now.
• 29:48
  Speaker 12: Convict skin.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: Don has jail skin.
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: No, Don has jail skin. Like, some of you get
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: mad because I won't let them put anti-shine on. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm supposed to shine.
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  Speaker 12: Come on now.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: You got to shine.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, bright like a diamond, right?
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: I don't give a damn what it shine like. I
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: don't care nothing about that. But my book, Charlie's Boy,
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: I wonder how it's doing.
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  Speaker 2: I hope it's doing okay.
• 30:12
  Speaker 12: I'm talking about it all the time.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: You know, even though he's not my real father, but
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: I told you he was my real father. But I'm
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: probably the best Hughley. I really cleaned that name up.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: They're lucky I came along when I did.
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  Speaker 11: Oh, Lord.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. Our Property Brothers, that name.
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the real Hugh Gleeson?
• 30:30
  Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Have you seen the real ones?
• 30:33
  Speaker 12: That was the whole day.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: The real ones? Are you crazy? You ain't even real
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: Hugh Gleeson. I'll tell you what I am. The one
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: who put his name on the book. I know that.
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: Y'all ain't done that. I put his name on a
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  Speaker 2: TV show. Ha, kiss my a * *.
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  Speaker 4: No.
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  Speaker 3: No.
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I shouldn't be like that. All right, coming up this hour.
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  Speaker 2: The lesser Hugh Gleeson. Absolutely. Yeah, they're the lesser ones.
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  Speaker 2: The Hughleys on the periphery. I'm a real Hughley. I
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  Speaker 2: can tell by the bottle of liquor in your head.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: I know who you are. It's great.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: All right, coming at this hour, we're going to be
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: talking to the one and only Robert Glasser. Plus, we're
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: going to be giving the deserving someone the Shoe Booty
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: of the Week award.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: It is the D.O.
• 31:14
  Speaker 8: Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: All right, joining us on the show is an artist that.
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: I like, but my daughter's crazy about it. She's crazy
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: about it. Please give it up for Robert Glasper. How
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: you doing, young man?
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  Speaker 7: What's up, what's up, what's up? How are you? How
• 31:29
  Speaker 7: are you?
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: Before I get this whole thing started, who the hell
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: is Robert Glasper?
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: And where can I get one of those T-shirts?
• 31:38
  Speaker 7: I'm looking at y'all from the stage.
• 31:40
  Speaker 14: I need a T-shirt.
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: I need a T-shirt. Man, you... Yeah, yeah. I just.
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: Here's the thing that I find so interesting.
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  Speaker 14: Um.
• 31:50
  Speaker 1: It is very hard for different genre, you know, people
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  Speaker 1: to cross, to cross into other genres where people are
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: just kind of digging what you're doing.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: And you've managed it.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: Like my, my, my youngest daughter is not a, she's
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: a DJ, but she's not a jazz lover. She's not,
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: you know, I mean, but now she, but she digs
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: you a lot and I dig you a lot because
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: naturally I will. But how do you think it is
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: to navigate that space where all of a sudden you
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: can be in all these different worlds?
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  Speaker 7: It's great. I think it also has to do with,
• 32:20
  Speaker 7: you know, the Internet also helps. You know what I mean?
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: Being able to show things quickly and show and be
• 32:28
  Speaker 7: a part of these different worlds and show people, hey,
• 32:30
  Speaker 7: I'm actually a part of this world. I think what
• 32:32
  Speaker 7: worked for me crossing over in these genres is that
• 32:35
  Speaker 7: I was literally in the world of those genres. I
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: didn't just pop up and randomly do an R &
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: B out of my little blues. You know what I mean?
• 32:40
  Speaker 12: Right.
• 32:41
  Speaker 14: Right.
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: Playing and recording with, you know, I spent five years
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: with Maxwell on the road. You know what I mean?
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: I spent, you know, years with Bilal, with Letty, and
• 32:50
  Speaker 7: Layla Hathaway, and Erica, and Jill in that world. I
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: spent years and years with Q-Tip, and Common, and J Dilla,
• 32:58
  Speaker 7: and Mos Def. I live in the hip-hop world.
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: All right. All right. I'm not hiring.
• 33:02
  Speaker 12: I just wanted to ask for it.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Stop bragging.
• 33:06
  Speaker 12: Jesus Christ.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: We'll never ask who Robert Glasper is again on this show.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: I bet you that. This dude.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: And another thing.
• 33:12
  Speaker 12: Man.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Well, thanks for taking up all the time we had
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: to talk to you.
• 33:19
  Speaker 12: Great resume.
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Great resume.
• 33:23
  Speaker 8: Thanks.
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: You're doing an Indeed commercial.
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: You know, so yeah, you do have the pedigree to
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: do it.
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: But I do think that one of the things you
• 33:34
  Speaker 1: do is that there is not a lot of people
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: who are who are really talented musically.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: There are not a lot of people who are like
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: that anymore.
• 33:43
  Speaker 1: And I think it's almost like not knowing something and
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: trying to describe a sound until you hear it. And
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: I think that you're so talented that people go, wow,
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: what is that I'm hearing, talent?
• 33:54
  Speaker 8: It's not a machine. Right, right.
• 33:58
  Speaker 7: Someone who knows what he's doing, yeah.
• 33:59
  Speaker 2: Right, there it is, as evidenced by the long-ass resume
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: he just gave us.
• 34:03
  Speaker 11: Uh-uh.
• 34:07
  Speaker 7: It's going to be bad.
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: I'm Robert Glasser. I have 12 nominations in five years.
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: Don't be disrespectful. Go ahead and brag on.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Robert Glasser, with all the people he's worked with, Chris Brown,
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: you're not welcome.
• 34:21
  Speaker 12: Tell her that.
• 34:22
  Speaker 8: How about that?
• 34:25
  Speaker 12: All right, my dude.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Take care, man. Be well.
• 34:27
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much. Thank you.
• 34:30
  Speaker 8: Warning!
• 34:31
  Speaker 7: D.L.
• 34:31
  Speaker 8: Hughley may cause uncontrollable laughter.
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Tune in and see for yourself. Right after this break.
• 34:41
  Speaker 2: It is time to give a deserving someone the Shoe
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Booty of the Week award.
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: And now, it's time for the Shoe Booty of the
• 34:50
  Speaker 8: Week award. John Fetterman is an American politician serving as
• 34:58
  Speaker 8: the senior United States Senator from Pennsylvania. A member of
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  Speaker 8: the Democratic Party, he served from 2006 to 2019 as
• 35:10
  Speaker 8: the mayor of Braddock, Pennsylvania, and from 2019 to 2023
• 35:17
  Speaker 8: as the 34th lieutenant governor of Pennsylvania. Wow. So, why
• 35:27
  Speaker 8: is John Fetterman this week's recipient of the Shoe Booty
• 35:30
  Speaker 8: of the Week award? I have no idea!
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Hmm.
• 35:35
  Speaker 8: Well, Uncle Fetterman could get the shoe booty for many reasons.
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: He is the most unconventional senator ever. He dresses like
• 35:45
  Speaker 8: a before picture in a Senate dress code PSA. What
• 35:48
  Speaker 8: the hell is that? He's the human version of leaving
• 35:53
  Speaker 8: the house and whatever was on the floor.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: Look at this dude.
• 35:57
  Speaker 8: And he looks like a guy who hangs out at
• 36:00
  Speaker 8: a Pennsylvania Turnpike rest stop. I'm gonna rat's ass what
• 36:03
  Speaker 8: the hell you think. He's a senator who looks like
• 36:06
  Speaker 8: he was assembled from spare parts at Home Depot.
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: Hey, the dead.
• 36:10
  Speaker 8: Senator Shrek is getting the shoe booty because he put
• 36:14
  Speaker 8: the ick on. and democratic oh that's nasty the man
• 36:19
  Speaker 8: is six eight lives in a hoodie and democrats are
• 36:23
  Speaker 8: now convinced he's a republican plant you are fake news
• 36:27
  Speaker 8: a plant like the gop grew him in a lab
• 36:31
  Speaker 8: gave him a car hard sponsorship and whispered go sit
• 36:35
  Speaker 8: with the democrats.
• 36:36
  Speaker 10: Confuse them i'm not crazy i.
• 36:38
  Speaker 8: Just This week, he voted with Republicans again, showed up
• 36:43
  Speaker 8: in a GOP convention video, and then, I swear this happened,
• 36:49
  Speaker 8: accidentally called himself a lifelong Republican.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 36:54
  Speaker 8: Hell no. That's not a sleeper agent. That's a guy
• 36:57
  Speaker 8: who got dressed in the dark and also registered to
• 37:01
  Speaker 8: vote in the dark. Damn, I can't see. Democrats. He's
• 37:05
  Speaker 8: not a Republican spy. He's just the only senator whose
• 37:10
  Speaker 8: loyalty is to comfort Israel and whatever hoodie is clean.
• 37:15
  Speaker 8: And yes, together. And that's why the shoe. The Booty
• 37:21
  Speaker 8: of the Week award goes to John Fetterman. Now here's
• 37:28
  Speaker 8: a swift kick in the ass.
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: Man, it ain't hard to find them these days. What
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: you need to know. They're all in the administration.
• 37:37
  Speaker 8: Yes.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: What you need to know with the one and only
• 37:40
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• 37:43
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• 37:48
  Speaker 13: It's Sybil Wilkes with what we need to know. In
• 37:51
  Speaker 13: upstate New York, jury selection is officially underway in the
• 37:54
  Speaker 13: federal capital murder trial of Buffalo supermarket mass shooter Peter Gendron.
• 37:59
  Speaker 13: He faces the death penalty for the racist 2022 massacre
• 38:03
  Speaker 13: that killed 10 black people at the Topps Friendly Supermarket.
• 38:06
  Speaker 13: United States Treasury Department penalized Bank of America more than
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  Speaker 13: $ 1. 2 billion for severe anti-money laundering violations, citing the bank's
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  Speaker 13: failure to report transactions tied to illicit Chinese networks. And
• 38:20
  Speaker 13: in the Silicon Valley, former OpenAI software engineer faces federal
• 38:25
  Speaker 13: charges after allegedly planting a concealed listening device inside an
• 38:29
  Speaker 13: executive conference room to intercept confidential discussions. And on the hardwood,
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  Speaker 13: the Atlanta Dream announced they're moving games three and four
• 38:38
  Speaker 13: of the WNBA finals against the Golden State Valkyries to
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  Speaker 4: Go, ladies.
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  Speaker 13: Be informed. Be empowered.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: Thank you so very much, Sybil. Jasmine?
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: Yep, she did it.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: We're going to keep on going. It's the D.L. Hughley
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• 38:59
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  Speaker 10: Child, we keeping it lit with the D.L.
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  Speaker 11: D.L.
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  Speaker 10: with the D.L.
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show. It is the D.L. Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: In case you are going to be in Philadelphia, the
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  Speaker 1: city of brotherly love.
• 39:26
  Speaker 11: All right.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: The city of brotherly love.
• 39:28
  Speaker 1: I will be there this Friday at Miller, at the
• 39:30
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• 39:32
  Speaker 2: D.L. & D.L. continues. So, D.L. & D.L., anything goes. Also,
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: my book, Charlie's Boy, is available.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: And, of course, my podcast, Uncertain, is with new episodes
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: every Monday and Thursday. So, I was on The View, and,
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: of course... I owe Ana Navarro a pair of Louis
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Vuitton shoes.
• 39:54
  Speaker 12: Why?
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Did you step on hers and ruin them?
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: No, because she did me a solid. And I said,
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: she told me what she wanted. And, you know, she
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: won't stop talking about it. So she really does want
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: the shoes.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I guess. She's not kidding.
• 40:07
  Speaker 3: A deal is a deal.
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: I got to, you know, you know how you just
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: say stuff. Yeah, of course I'll get them. But now,
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: I guess she really wants them.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: You got to do it.
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: I'll get them. I got to do it now. I
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: got to do it now.
• 40:19
  Speaker 1: They have moved their studios now, so they're not where
• 40:21
  Speaker 1: they used to be. They're, like, close to my apartment.
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: But it was a lot of fun. Whoopi is great
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: as always.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: You know what? Joy is never there when I'm there.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Maybe she don't like you.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: You think that's on purpose? She does like me.
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: No, I think she likes you quite a bit.
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: Yes, I thought she did. She does like me. Maybe
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: nobody else did, but she likes me.
• 40:42
  Speaker 14: Man.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: And the two white girls, they're pretty nice-looking white girls.
• 40:46
  Speaker 8: I'm like, wow, okay.
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: You know what I mean? That ain't my thing, but
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying.
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: And one of them, you definitely ain't their thing. I
• 40:56
  Speaker 1: think that's probably true.
• 40:57
  Speaker 12: The Republican would know.
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: But both of them are Republicans.
• 41:03
  Speaker 12: Well, I take it back. Both of them ain't chicken.
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, they might sneak around and try to
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: get something.
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: What are you talking about right now?
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: Everybody need a little chocolate in their life. Yeah. Every
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: time we get like this, Jasmine just checks out. I'm
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: not ruining my way. Yeah, I ain't trying to get
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: a boy tail.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: How would I do that?
• 41:26
  Speaker 2: I had dinner with Cedric the Annotator last night. Let
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: me tell you something.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: I went to this cool joint called Maven 7 in
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: New York. And I like to go, you know, it
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: was like one of those classic New York joints.
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: It's all moody. It looked like you was in the
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: scene from Brown Sugar. It was a dope thing. Oh, wow.
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: I like that.
• 41:43
  Speaker 2: What's the fare?
• 41:44
  Speaker 9: What?
• 41:45
  Speaker 12: What do you say?
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: What's the fare?
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: Why don't you say what the food is? Don't nobody
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: know what the damn fair is.
• 41:50
  Speaker 8: It's American.
• 41:51
  Speaker 3: I bet you wouldn't have seen what I was talking about.
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: It's modern American.
• 41:54
  Speaker 12: State Fair, Texas, right?
• 41:56
  Speaker 6: Oh, no, no, no.
• 41:57
  Speaker 2: It's modern American. That's the way it is.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: So hard.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: I wonder how many restaurants Cedric and I have closed
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: down over the years.
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: Like, people be ready to go. We still be in
• 42:06
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  Speaker 8: We are.
• 42:09
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• 42:11
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• 42:15
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• 42:24
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• 42:26
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• 42:29
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  Speaker 12: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Can you and the guests get off work October 6th
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• 43:34
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  Speaker 3: D.L.
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  Speaker 13: Okay.
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• 44:00
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• 44:01
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• 44:17
  Speaker 1: learn today?
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Well, it's homecoming season, as we all know, and I
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: love seeing great stories. So apparently at Virginia State University,
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: it's homecoming against... Livingston College, you wouldn't know anything about
• 44:29
  Speaker 3: these stories. Livingston College, you know, during these historically black
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: kind of university, when they go back and forth, it's
• 44:36
  Speaker 3: really all about the band, especially you love to see
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: the drum major. Well, here in Richmond, they allowed Aleem
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: the Dream Saunders. He's only, I think, 10 years old.
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: They allowed him to take the field dressed in all
• 44:48
  Speaker 3: white alongside VSU's marching band as the drum major in training.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: And he said he's been fascinated with it since, you know,
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: he could remember. And I thought it was just the
• 44:58
  Speaker 3: cutest thing to allow him to get on the field
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: with him like that. So shout out to them.
• 45:02
  Speaker 2: That is so dope. I hope he goes there.
• 45:06
  Speaker 1: Have you seen this challenge where they have the little
• 45:09
  Speaker 1: kids going to the bathroom and then they show that
• 45:11
  Speaker 1: ghost behind them?
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: Yes.
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: Yes, I have.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: That is horrible.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: I think it's funny.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: It's funny, but it is horrible. It is funny, but
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: it is horrible. Some of the kids lose their.
• 45:24
  Speaker 12: Mind, boy.
• 45:26
  Speaker 2: Man. But I saw two that just laughed, man. Those
• 45:30
  Speaker 2: are going.
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: To be dead.
• 45:32
  Speaker 4: Those two. Did you see the cute little girl talking about,
• 45:34
  Speaker 4: you don't scare me.
• 45:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
• 45:36
  Speaker 4: She was talking to him.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: I saw her. I saw her.
• 45:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 45:38
  Speaker 3: It was one who tried to fight him. I was like,
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: why is she doing this?
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Man, you can tell. You can tell, man. That's the
• 45:47
  Speaker 2: future Sharkeesha right there.
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: Get off me.
• 45:50
  Speaker 12: Get off me.
• 45:51
  Speaker 2: I was like, wow. And take this with you. Take
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: this with you. Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: learn today, baby boy?
• 45:57
  Speaker 6: I think I solved the mystery now. We all saw
• 45:59
  Speaker 6: what's her name, Katie Zachariah, talking about that she got
• 46:02
  Speaker 6: past the bar in China.
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: And actually, we figured it out. She actually sat at
• 46:07
  Speaker 4: the bar to P.F. Chang. So I think she was
• 46:09
  Speaker 4: just confused.
• 46:11
  Speaker 2: Did she get the lettuce wraps?
• 46:12
  Speaker 8: Yeah, absolutely.
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 46:15
  Speaker 12: She didn't read it off the menu.
• 46:17
  Speaker 8: Yeah.
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: Point it at the picture.
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: Point it at the picture. This right here.
• 46:23
  Speaker 8: And don't they hate China?
• 46:25
  Speaker 12: I mean, she got the degree.
• 46:28
  Speaker 1: This dizzy-ass broad said, I passed the bar in China.
• 46:32
  Speaker 8: We don't know this.
• 46:34
  Speaker 4: You can't even take a bar in China unless you're Chinese.
• 46:37
  Speaker 4: You got to be a citizen of China to get
• 46:38
  Speaker 4: the bar.
• 46:39
  Speaker 2: Nope. And she clearly is not.
• 46:41
  Speaker 12: She's Bimbo-nese.
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: Bimbo-nese. On the next D.L.
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: Hughley Show, Special K is going to drop another joint
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: on short bus workers. Plus, we're going to be giving
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: a dessert to someone. Another cabin to the One Voyage crew.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: So, if you're listening, it could be you. It's the D.L.
• 46:56
  Speaker 2: Hughley Show. We will definitely see you on the other side.
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: Kyle, my favorite short bus operator.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: We gots to go. Ciao, ciao. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: See you on the other side. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.