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- 0:41Speaker 1: kind of on a streak, dude. This is another on
- 0:44Speaker 1: purpose two part. Or isn't it's true? We're batting too?
- 0:48Speaker 1: Is that a thing? Batting averages work? Does that to
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- 0:59Speaker 1: more today. In our second part about dumb mobsters, dumb
- 1:03Speaker 1: mafio sos, we mixed a few others in their mind.
- 1:05Speaker 1: Was about dumb kind of secondary players doing dumb stuff
- 1:10Speaker 1: to a mobster who then eliminated all of them with impunity,
- 1:13Speaker 1: including his own people. Because uh, you know, that's just
- 1:16Speaker 1: what a guy with a name like Johnny the Bats,
- 1:19Speaker 1: Johnny Batts, Johnny Batter, he was a new Baseball Scores.
- 1:21Speaker 1: I can tell you that right now. That's just the
- 1:23Speaker 1: kind of stuff that guys like that do. But we
- 1:25Speaker 1: are once to con joined with Matt Leeb and Vince
- 1:28Speaker 1: Mancini from the pod Yourself a Gun Podcast, the only
- 1:32Speaker 1: sopranos podcast on the Internet that sound cube. Hi, hey guys,
- 1:45Speaker 1: thank you so much for coming back. Uh and you know,
- 1:48Speaker 1: I know it was a little touch and go off air,
- 1:50Speaker 1: but we have we have squashed some beefs and uh,
- 1:54Speaker 1: we're back to our adventures now. Previously we explored this
- 1:58Speaker 1: story of jack Ente and uh as as you said, Noel, Uh,
- 2:03Speaker 1: the vengeance of Big Tuna, which is how that's like
- 2:06Speaker 1: burned into my brain now, uh, and today in part two,
- 2:11Speaker 1: we're going to explore another strange event and then we're
- 2:15Speaker 1: also going to explore an interesting sibling duo. So fans
- 2:21Speaker 1: of Mafio so it's probably can already call that one
- 2:24Speaker 1: from a few miles away. But Vince, let's let's hear
- 2:29Speaker 1: about Let's hear about this caper you found because you
- 2:31Speaker 1: found out like, um, was it a kidnapping? It was
- 2:35Speaker 1: a kidnapping? Yes, so good? All right? You know you
- 2:38Speaker 1: guys said dumb mobsters and I knew you know, as
- 2:41Speaker 1: you guys were gonna have to bag on Italians a lot.
- 2:44Speaker 1: And uh, and I was like, you know what, there
- 2:46Speaker 1: are other dumb people in the world. It's anti Italian discrimination,
- 2:52Speaker 1: that's right. And this this was a plot that involved
- 2:55Speaker 1: three people, so I think that is technically you know,
- 2:59Speaker 1: an organized I'm that's right itself. Also, it took place
- 3:04Speaker 1: in chow Chilla, California, which is just up the road
- 3:09Speaker 1: from where I live in Fresno. And um, you know,
- 3:12Speaker 1: we don't get a lot of you don't get a
- 3:14Speaker 1: lot of like central California, San Joaquin Valley news that
- 3:18Speaker 1: breaks out into the mainstream. Um, a chow is a
- 3:22Speaker 1: chow chilling, like a combination between a chin chilla and
- 3:24Speaker 1: a chow like the like, Yeah, that'd be some sort
- 3:29Speaker 1: of labradoodle portmanteau situation. Actually, don't know how it got
- 3:35Speaker 1: the name. I feel like it was probably in this
- 3:37Speaker 1: article somewhere and I missed that part. But chow chilla
- 3:40Speaker 1: sounds also a little bit like Godzilla, So they're part
- 3:43Speaker 1: of me. That's just like a really really big woman
- 3:47Speaker 1: inside of a Chinese food buffet, just being like it
- 3:53Speaker 1: could also be a lesser known member of Wu Tang
- 3:58Speaker 1: for sure, ye chow yeah for sure. Yeah, I don't
- 4:02Speaker 1: know how that one got its name. Um. There's a
- 4:05Speaker 1: few others that I like Kalinga, which is at the
- 4:07Speaker 1: far west south end of Sandwaquin Valley that used to
- 4:11Speaker 1: be they gotta stame because it was coaling Station A
- 4:14Speaker 1: and so they just put coaling A and then they
- 4:17Speaker 1: named the town. I don't go there. It's not very nice,
- 4:20Speaker 1: but straight do do. It's like just to do do Town.
- 4:25Speaker 1: I hope, I hope that it's is welcome to do
- 4:29Speaker 1: do town. Welcome to do do veil population you and
- 4:33Speaker 1: a bunch of cows do do town, USA with a poopamji. Um. Yeah,
- 4:39Speaker 1: So this I'm getting most of my There was a
- 4:42Speaker 1: recent box article by Caleb Horton about this episode, which
- 4:46Speaker 1: is where I'm getting most of these quotes and facts from. Um.
- 4:50Speaker 1: And he is from Bakersfield, which is at the far
- 4:53Speaker 1: south end of the Sandwaquin Valley. And uh, you know,
- 4:56Speaker 1: you need an insider. So it's not just people looking
- 4:59Speaker 1: down their nose is at US country folk. Um. But yeah,
- 5:04Speaker 1: this was this happened in July nine, and you know,
- 5:09Speaker 1: we were talking about mafia, like dumb mobsters and you
- 5:13Speaker 1: and mostly the story with like the mafia was of
- 5:17Speaker 1: immigrants who sort of came here and uh, we're trying to,
- 5:21Speaker 1: you know, figure out how to climb the societal ladder.
- 5:24Speaker 1: And so they decided to you know, do crime and
- 5:28Speaker 1: uh and then that was kind of the way that
- 5:30Speaker 1: you climbed the societal ladder back in the day was
- 5:34Speaker 1: you know, you've got a few corners. Most of the
- 5:35Speaker 1: people that were rich didn't get there by doing uh,
- 5:39Speaker 1: you know, not crime. So but this one, I think
- 5:43Speaker 1: is is interesting because the people that did this crime,
- 5:47Speaker 1: which was they kidnapped school kids from a school bus. Um.
- 5:54Speaker 1: The thing about it is that they're all rich. Uh.
- 5:57Speaker 1: These are all rich kids who lived uh up in
- 6:01Speaker 1: the Bay Area, in Portola Valley, which is like a
- 6:05Speaker 1: sort of wealthy suburb of San Francisco down on the peninsula.
- 6:10Speaker 1: The kids who were kidnapped, the school bus kids are
- 6:13Speaker 1: rich or the three the school bus kids, well that
- 6:16Speaker 1: were kidnapped, we're from Chowchilla, uh and the rich kids
- 6:20Speaker 1: lived up in uh Portola Valley in the in the
- 6:23Speaker 1: Bay area. Um. The ringleader of the gang was a
- 6:27Speaker 1: guy named Frederick new Hall Woods the Fourth. Yeah. That's
- 6:32Speaker 1: a great mafia nickname, right. Yeah. And when you have
- 6:37Speaker 1: like the fourth in your name, like, you know, usually
- 6:39Speaker 1: that probably beings that you're rich. He was rumored to
- 6:43Speaker 1: have a one million dollar trust fund. What wow? So
- 6:47Speaker 1: wait wait wait, So he's either he's either quite wealthy
- 6:50Speaker 1: or comes from a line of very uncreative people when
- 6:53Speaker 1: it comes to names. And yeah, I guess we can
- 6:56Speaker 1: assume he's not into this school bus caper for the money.
- 7:00Speaker 1: Well he was. He was in it for the money,
- 7:03Speaker 1: which is the weird. He wanted more than a million dollars. Yeah,
- 7:08Speaker 1: what if I had a hundred million in one dollars?
- 7:11Speaker 1: You know, what's cool? Hundred million and one dollars. I mean,
- 7:15Speaker 1: the worst thing that you can do is be sort
- 7:19Speaker 1: of rich, but be around people that are more rich
- 7:21Speaker 1: than you are, which is uh. You know that if
- 7:24Speaker 1: you've ever seen the gods must be crazy where they
- 7:27Speaker 1: all fight over the coke bottle. Yeah, that's pretty much
- 7:30Speaker 1: what happened here. But just a little bit more about
- 7:33Speaker 1: Frederick new Hall. His middle name comes from Henry Mayo
- 7:36Speaker 1: new Hall, who traveled to California in eighteen fifty with
- 7:39Speaker 1: the miners to strike it rich and did in land
- 7:42Speaker 1: and railroad speculation. He formed the new Hall Land and
- 7:45Speaker 1: Farming Company, which is Children incorporated in eighteen eighty three.
- 7:49Speaker 1: By nineteen seventy six, the family was making eighty million
- 7:52Speaker 1: dollars a year in ranching oil and land. It was
- 7:56Speaker 1: Henry new Hall's land that became Santa Clarita and Valencia
- 7:59Speaker 1: the old this community in the area. New Hall is
- 8:01Speaker 1: even named for him. Fred's dad, Frederick new Hall Woods
- 8:05Speaker 1: the third, owns a rambling estate in the wealthy Bay
- 8:08Speaker 1: Area town of Portola Valley called the Hawthorne's. That's another
- 8:11Speaker 1: tell when you're really rich, is that you're the place
- 8:14Speaker 1: that you live has a name. Yeah, if your house
- 8:19Speaker 1: has a name, I think that's a good rich man,
- 8:21Speaker 1: poor poor man. If if your house has a name,
- 8:23Speaker 1: because it's either like the name of the housing project
- 8:26Speaker 1: or the name of your estate. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 8:29Speaker 1: that's that's right. That's very true. You make a good point,
- 8:32Speaker 1: and it only really counts if other people participate in
- 8:36Speaker 1: the name. Right. You can call your place like Santa Do. Yeah. Yeah,
- 8:43Speaker 1: apartment in East Hollywood's name is Santa Do. Thank you.
- 8:46Speaker 1: I just on all of my government forms whenever they
- 8:49Speaker 1: ask address, I just put Zana. They should know by now.
- 8:54Speaker 1: M uh yeah. So, Frederick, that's the kid. He lived
- 8:59Speaker 1: on his the seventy nine acre estate, in his own apartment,
- 9:05Speaker 1: on his on his father's property. Uh. And the description
- 9:08Speaker 1: of him from this article is he's a funny looking kid.
- 9:11Speaker 1: He's got long gold hair and a goofy mustache. He
- 9:14Speaker 1: looks kind of like Lee Marvin if Lee Marvin was
- 9:16Speaker 1: melting and lived with his parents. God, that's a great description.
- 9:20Speaker 1: So what he's like, what like in his early teens
- 9:23Speaker 1: or what we say? Okay, so he's not fully a
- 9:26Speaker 1: kid yet it got it, got it, got it. He's
- 9:29Speaker 1: your basic, you know, fail sun dumbass kind of character. Uh.
- 9:35Speaker 1: Description of him all He really cares about his cars
- 9:37Speaker 1: and he has north of fifty of them on his
- 9:39Speaker 1: parents estate, many of them junkers. He carries pictures of
- 9:42Speaker 1: his cars in his wallet. The neighbors complain about how
- 9:45Speaker 1: often they hear shotgun blasts from the property. Apparently he
- 9:48Speaker 1: loves his cars so much he shoots out the windows
- 9:51Speaker 1: for kicks. That's fun, that's fun. This guy seems like
- 9:56Speaker 1: a real delight that he had a lot of friends.
- 9:58Speaker 1: He's he's sounds like a lot of winner, you know
- 10:01Speaker 1: what I mean? Like this is just like someone who's
- 10:03Speaker 1: like I got a billion dollars. Now that's the genetic
- 10:07Speaker 1: lotto winner. Yeah, seriously. Yeah. So but he's got he's
- 10:12Speaker 1: got this gang. He's getting a gang going, um, you know,
- 10:15Speaker 1: to to figure out this crime. Um. And so he
- 10:19Speaker 1: has his buddy, his buddy Jim Schonfeld, who was also
- 10:22Speaker 1: twenty four, son of a wealthy Atherston podiatrists. That's where
- 10:28Speaker 1: the criminals come from, podietry. Yeah. The feet. Uh. He
- 10:33Speaker 1: helps fred by repair and sell cars. Um and uh
- 10:37Speaker 1: repair the ones that he blew the windows out from.
- 10:40Speaker 1: It's just three glasses of them. Yeah. And then Jim
- 10:44Speaker 1: Schonfeld has a brother named Rick Schonfeld, who is two
- 10:47Speaker 1: years younger, is twenty two. Uh, he is actually a
- 10:50Speaker 1: film major at San Jose State and his like their
- 10:54Speaker 1: big plan is they want to use the proceeds from
- 10:58Speaker 1: the car business to finance Rick's movies. And part of
- 11:03Speaker 1: the plan here was to do this crime and then
- 11:07Speaker 1: to get the ransom and then also make a movie
- 11:10Speaker 1: about it and then make double money. Oh dude, now
- 11:14Speaker 1: you got the money and the money one money bad?
- 11:18Speaker 1: Too money good? What wasn't it already based on some
- 11:22Speaker 1: sort of short story that was like published in like
- 11:25Speaker 1: an Alfred Hitchcock kind of compendium of some kind. Did
- 11:28Speaker 1: you read that detail? I don't know, I didn't know,
- 11:30Speaker 1: well what the What I got from this article was
- 11:33Speaker 1: that they based it on Uh. I think it was
- 11:37Speaker 1: Dirty Harry. There was. They based their their kidnapping plot
- 11:43Speaker 1: on on Dirty Harry. Yeah, they got they got it.
- 11:47Speaker 1: I forget the exact plot. Didn't do an original. They
- 11:51Speaker 1: didn't do an original, uh, like kidnap plot. They were like,
- 11:54Speaker 1: we're gonna make a movie out of this, even though
- 11:56Speaker 1: there was were gonna do the kidnapping based on a movie.
- 12:00Speaker 1: Then make a movie based on the kidnapping. Yeah. I
- 12:05Speaker 1: read somewhere along the way that there was a story
- 12:07Speaker 1: called The Day the Children Vanished by Hugh Pentecost that
- 12:11Speaker 1: was published in like Alfred Hitchcock's Daring Detectives, like one
- 12:14Speaker 1: of those like you know, kind of um weekly or
- 12:17Speaker 1: whatever monthly like with a different little short stories in.
- 12:20Speaker 1: But yeah, Hugh Pentecost was a great name, great name.
- 12:25Speaker 1: But who knows, maybe Dirty Harry got some of their
- 12:27Speaker 1: inspiration from that short story too. Nothing's original in Hollywood,
- 12:31Speaker 1: not a thing. Yeah. Yeah, because the Dirty Harry actually
- 12:35Speaker 1: had the bus, uh, And that happened, and that was
- 12:38Speaker 1: in San Francisco, but the density and complexity of the
- 12:41Speaker 1: city was too overwhelming for them. Uh. The way they
- 12:44Speaker 1: saw they'd have better odds in a very rural area
- 12:47Speaker 1: with fewer bystanders. And so they basically looked around for
- 12:53Speaker 1: like a place that where the bus routes seem like
- 12:57Speaker 1: it would be isolated and wouldn't have too many people
- 12:59Speaker 1: poking a round. Uh, and that's how they came to
- 13:02Speaker 1: Chow chill Up. They didn't like count on the fact
- 13:11Speaker 1: that that would also be a poor area, like what
- 13:14Speaker 1: like this is was part of the plan to ransom
- 13:19Speaker 1: of these kids to their parents? Well, no, the plan
- 13:22Speaker 1: was because the schools are run by the government. Uh,
- 13:26Speaker 1: they figured that the government, would you know, the best
- 13:30Speaker 1: way to do it was to try and build the
- 13:32Speaker 1: government because they would have the money in public notoriously overfunded.
- 13:38Speaker 1: They're just hemorrhaging money. So logic is that they need
- 13:41Speaker 1: multiple victims for multiple millions, and they need to be
- 13:45Speaker 1: children because people will do anything for children. And it
- 13:47Speaker 1: had to be a school because keeping kids safe at
- 13:50Speaker 1: school is a government responsibility. Yeah, historically that's proven out
- 13:55Speaker 1: real real Well, yeah, that's the thing that. Oh man, Yeah,
- 13:58Speaker 1: schools are always safe. We've known that since day one
- 14:02Speaker 1: in America because again, they have so much money. These
- 14:05Speaker 1: guys like I just already vince. I want to be
- 14:09Speaker 1: not participating in their heigst, but I want to be
- 14:12Speaker 1: like casually in the room, maybe just like eating chips
- 14:15Speaker 1: and watching them, you know, like this is They were serious.
- 14:20Speaker 1: I guess they had to be because they had They
- 14:23Speaker 1: did it. They did it. Um. It had to be
- 14:26Speaker 1: a school because keeping kids safe at school is a
- 14:28Speaker 1: government responsibility. They'd pay the ransom, no problem. Quote. I
- 14:32Speaker 1: wasn't going to commit any crime, risk my life or
- 14:34Speaker 1: risk my reputation for anything less than a million. So
- 14:37Speaker 1: a bank proberty wouldn't work. A drug deal wouldn't work.
- 14:40Speaker 1: James continued with a kidnapping quote. The state pays us
- 14:43Speaker 1: the ransom, We're happy forever. All of our troubles are solved,
- 14:46Speaker 1: and we let the victims go. Everybody's happy. The windows,
- 14:51Speaker 1: the windows on the cars. What his parents? Maybe he
- 14:54Speaker 1: was just pissed that he couldn't get that trust fund
- 14:56Speaker 1: like right away they were being withholding. He just needed
- 15:00Speaker 1: the cash. Now, did he have some hairbrained venture in mind?
- 15:04Speaker 1: I just I didn't understand why form a gang. I've
- 15:06Speaker 1: never heard of such a gang of like these aristocratic youths.
- 15:10Speaker 1: You know, this is a very weird situation. I was
- 15:13Speaker 1: gonna save the modem motive for later, but I think
- 15:16Speaker 1: I can what Rick, Okay, let's have a slow burn
- 15:20Speaker 1: to them. Sure, yeah, because it's pretty kid um. So
- 15:25Speaker 1: you know they got this plan. They picked chow Chilla. Uh.
- 15:29Speaker 1: So you know they find they find this bus that
- 15:32Speaker 1: they're gonna kidnap. And this is what happened. A guy
- 15:35Speaker 1: in overalls with pantyhose covering his face jumps out in
- 15:37Speaker 1: front of the bus with a revolver. The man walks
- 15:40Speaker 1: to the driver's side window and asks ed the bus
- 15:43Speaker 1: driver's name is eds guy ed Ray, with no intimidation
- 15:46Speaker 1: in his voice, would you open the door please? Two
- 15:49Speaker 1: other guys with rifles, one to drive, one to watch kids. Basically, Uh,
- 15:53Speaker 1: they had there's three of them. There's uh, there's two
- 15:57Speaker 1: in the bus and then one is driving. Uh. One
- 16:01Speaker 1: follows them in a van and they drive about they
- 16:05Speaker 1: go and they ditched the bus and they move the
- 16:08Speaker 1: kids into another van and they take these two vans
- 16:11Speaker 1: and they drive a hundred miles uh north up to
- 16:14Speaker 1: a rock quarry outside Livermore. How many kids are we
- 16:17Speaker 1: talking about. There's twenty six kids, twenty six kids, a
- 16:21Speaker 1: hundred miles and they want to do this all in
- 16:24Speaker 1: the space at twenty four hours. I just feel like
- 16:27Speaker 1: there's something to be said about setting yourself up for success.
- 16:31Speaker 1: A little pre production wouldn't have hurt. And you know
- 16:34Speaker 1: the thing that you have to understand about Central California,
- 16:37Speaker 1: this is also July. It's the Central California in the
- 16:39Speaker 1: middle of July, so it is extremely, extremely hot. Um.
- 16:44Speaker 1: So they drive up to Livermore and in Livermore there
- 16:48Speaker 1: is like this makeshift prison made out of a third
- 16:52Speaker 1: van and it's just buried in the dirt uh in
- 16:56Speaker 1: uh in the rock quarry. Their prison looks to be
- 16:59Speaker 1: a moving van and the sides and ceiling warped from
- 17:01Speaker 1: the weight of surrounding dirt. There are two air shafts
- 17:04Speaker 1: hoses that run above ground to a tree. There are
- 17:07Speaker 1: some mattresses on the ground and a pathetic amount of
- 17:09Speaker 1: necessities wonderbread, peanut butter, potato chips, water jugs, some holes
- 17:14Speaker 1: carved for toilets. After all, the kids are inside a
- 17:17Speaker 1: steel plate slides over the entrance and it's weighted down
- 17:20Speaker 1: by two hundred pound tractor batteries. So you know, they
- 17:24Speaker 1: stuffed all the kids and the bus driver uh into
- 17:28Speaker 1: this van buried underground. I mean, that's a bit of
- 17:32Speaker 1: a production right there. They had to bury the van,
- 17:35Speaker 1: they had to find the site, they had to build
- 17:37Speaker 1: a makeshift prison. That's kind of impressive. It takes a
- 17:40Speaker 1: little bit of you know, moxie to get something like
- 17:42Speaker 1: that done. Yeah, I mean, I feel like they could
- 17:46Speaker 1: have applied themselves to literally anything else and had had
- 17:51Speaker 1: a nice little life. You know. It's unfortunate. It's really unfortunate. Um.
- 17:56Speaker 1: And then we don't know exactly what the kidney eppers
- 18:00Speaker 1: did at this point, but one thing that they didn't
- 18:04Speaker 1: do was deliver a ransom note, which is what but
- 18:11Speaker 1: they tried, right Uh well, no, they found the ransom
- 18:15Speaker 1: note later in a notebook. They had one, but they
- 18:19Speaker 1: didn't get to the part where they delivered it yet.
- 18:22Speaker 1: The police in Chowchilla get a call at about seven
- 18:24Speaker 1: pm from an anonymous woman who directed them to the
- 18:27Speaker 1: quarry Livermore can become famous. Later in the night, Mayor
- 18:31Speaker 1: Jim Dumas's wife gets a call from another anonymous woman.
- 18:35Speaker 1: The children will be found, but there will be others.
- 18:37Speaker 1: It's not over a hundred miles away. Twenty seven people
- 18:40Speaker 1: are buried in a moving van, sweating, crying and struggling
- 18:43Speaker 1: to breathe. And despite the mysterious phone calls, the police
- 18:46Speaker 1: have no idea why. There's no motive and no ransom note.
- 18:49Speaker 1: The kidnappers forgot to deliver one. And so at some
- 18:55Speaker 1: point in the night. Uh, the bus driver who is
- 19:01Speaker 1: uh classic Oakie, Uh, Central Valley obviously is where you
- 19:06Speaker 1: know Steinbeck Country. All the os came over the dust
- 19:09Speaker 1: bowl and this apparently this bus driver is just a
- 19:12Speaker 1: he's just a strong, good old boy who likes to
- 19:16Speaker 1: bail hay and drink Pepsi's um. And Uh so they
- 19:21Speaker 1: sort of pile up all the mattresses in the corner,
- 19:23Speaker 1: and they get the wood out of the mattresses, and
- 19:28Speaker 1: he uses uh they used the stacked up match mattresses
- 19:32Speaker 1: and the wood wooden slats from the bed springs to
- 19:35Speaker 1: pry the tractor batteries off of the Yeah, so they
- 19:42Speaker 1: get out like sort of in the middle of the night.
- 19:45Speaker 1: They had been in the bus for about fifteen hours
- 19:48Speaker 1: by this point, and so basically, where are the three guys.
- 19:53Speaker 1: Are the three guys around are they keeping watch? So
- 19:57Speaker 1: here's the thing, because these guys were, which they sort
- 20:01Speaker 1: of Well, what happened was the kids and the bus
- 20:03Speaker 1: driver got out, you know, they get discovered, and the
- 20:06Speaker 1: kidnappers hear about this on the news, and uh two
- 20:10Speaker 1: of them immediately flee, and then the younger, the younger
- 20:14Speaker 1: brother immediately does what any rich kid in this situation,
- 20:18Speaker 1: uh does, which is resolved to confess and lawyer up immediately.
- 20:24Speaker 1: So because he lawyered up immediately, there's like a whole
- 20:29Speaker 1: of time where we don't know exactly what happened because
- 20:32Speaker 1: you know, they were able to make plea deals and
- 20:35Speaker 1: whatnot too and and never really had to reveal what
- 20:39Speaker 1: exactly happened between the time that they buried these kids
- 20:42Speaker 1: and at the time that they were found. And uh so,
- 20:48Speaker 1: by three the undelivered ransom note was found. It was
- 20:51Speaker 1: exactly what you'd expect, naive, dashed off, lots of words
- 20:55Speaker 1: crossed out with penn like it was written in thirty seconds.
- 20:58Speaker 1: It says your bus that's you are you are bus
- 21:02Speaker 1: has been kidnapped. Uh. It claims there are members of
- 21:05Speaker 1: some unknown Satanic cabal called beals Abub. Actually have I
- 21:10Speaker 1: have the actual uh note here in my in my notes,
- 21:15Speaker 1: are we gonna have a dramatic reading? Yes, please do
- 21:18Speaker 1: a double voice. Please put two and a half million
- 21:21Speaker 1: dollars in each of the suitcases total use old bills
- 21:25Speaker 1: have ready at the Old police station. Further instructions pending
- 21:29Speaker 1: until ten five pm Sunday. We are wait. I'm sorry.
- 21:37Speaker 1: They wanted the uh, the ransom money delivered to the
- 21:40Speaker 1: Oakland Police Station. Yeah. So they actually apparently had like
- 21:44Speaker 1: a decent idea uh to collect the money. To collect
- 21:48Speaker 1: the money, um, they decided the five million dollars ransom
- 21:52Speaker 1: will we delivered to a drop site in the Santa
- 21:54Speaker 1: Cruz Mountains. Uh. This is the only part of their
- 21:56Speaker 1: plan that could be considered clever. They were going to
- 21:59Speaker 1: drive up the host to someplace heavily wooded, then go
- 22:02Speaker 1: back inland and have airplanes patrol for two hundred miles
- 22:05Speaker 1: up and down the area until they saw a certain
- 22:07Speaker 1: series of lights indicating the drop site. Then the money
- 22:10Speaker 1: was to be dropped on them, and then they'd be gone.
- 22:12Speaker 1: By the time they had the money, Nobody would be
- 22:14Speaker 1: able to get there. You can't just stake out two
- 22:17Speaker 1: hundred miles. And that was that was from the bus driver, right,
- 22:20Speaker 1: wasn't that him giving his perspective from that No, that's
- 22:23Speaker 1: actually the one of the investigators named a different edu.
- 22:30Speaker 1: They bought an everyone was named ed. That's right. They
- 22:35Speaker 1: bought an X ray machine from a Navy surplus station
- 22:38Speaker 1: in case the ransom money was bugged. Uh, they had
- 22:40Speaker 1: homemade bulletproof vest that they made with scrap metal. Um.
- 22:46Speaker 1: Fred rented a trailer in Reno for a safe house
- 22:49Speaker 1: and got a passport under a fake name of Ralph Snyder,
- 22:54Speaker 1: and he bought a printing calculator to count the money. Uh, yeah,
- 22:58Speaker 1: they had. They had a lot of plans. But the
- 23:01Speaker 1: only reason we know about these plans is because the
- 23:05Speaker 1: police found Jim's notebook, which had all the plans in it,
- 23:09Speaker 1: which is where they got the ransom note that wasn't
- 23:13Speaker 1: actually delivered. Yeah, so this is part of this is
- 23:18Speaker 1: from the notebook. Conceal the kids, hide the vans, go
- 23:22Speaker 1: somewhere else to collect the money. From there, Rick will
- 23:24Speaker 1: get a plane to take James to a small uncontrolled
- 23:27Speaker 1: airport like LOWD. They'll meet Fred, who will hijack the plane.
- 23:31Speaker 1: Then they just kind of buried the lead on that one.
- 23:37Speaker 1: They like they looked around when they were brainstorming or
- 23:40Speaker 1: pitching this, and they're like, the fucking Fred will do
- 23:42Speaker 1: the plane? The plane, And he's like, all right, we're
- 23:46Speaker 1: drawing straws for who gets to hijack the plane. I
- 23:50Speaker 1: love hijacking a plane is part of the escape plan, Like, yeah,
- 23:55Speaker 1: then Rick and Fred load the dummies into the plane
- 23:57Speaker 1: with parachutes and an extra parachute of course dummies. Okay,
- 24:02Speaker 1: why are their dummies? I'm assuming they're going to fake
- 24:05Speaker 1: their deaths as part of this. Playing love it. I
- 24:11Speaker 1: love the simplicity really of the whole thing. It's well,
- 24:14Speaker 1: it's it's it's like simultaneously like over complicated and incredibly
- 24:19Speaker 1: simplistic in the same time. It's like this magical media.
- 24:22Speaker 1: It's like doing it for the movie as much as
- 24:25Speaker 1: for the heist. You know, they're like, someone's going, you
- 24:28Speaker 1: know what we really need though from a filmmaking perspective,
- 24:32Speaker 1: to be a strong act to which means another heist.
- 24:36Speaker 1: That's right, Jim is taking possession of the money. Thus,
- 24:40Speaker 1: a state employed secretary will be appointed to bring the
- 24:43Speaker 1: money in three brown paper parcels and instructed too, and
- 24:48Speaker 1: that's it. They don't finish the sentence. Uh. Another section
- 24:53Speaker 1: of the notebook details other general stuff. They had to
- 24:55Speaker 1: remember to burn the book. They forgot to get infrared
- 24:59Speaker 1: to see it night. They didn't to get a vote
- 25:02Speaker 1: for Reagan bumper sticker to quote be anonymous, uh or
- 25:08Speaker 1: just be like less of a cop target, like to
- 25:10Speaker 1: be pulled over because it's like you're a friendly I guess, yeah, yeah, no, no, no,
- 25:15Speaker 1: he's cool. He's gotta vote for Reagan sticker on this
- 25:18Speaker 1: obvious fucking like kidnap van. Some other items asked for
- 25:23Speaker 1: used bills. Don't spend money for seven years. Get an
- 25:26Speaker 1: X ray truck with gas masks and lead vests, a
- 25:29Speaker 1: microwave oven to foul bugging devices, melt all plastic, and
- 25:33Speaker 1: then the heaviest lift a parenthetical has ever had to do.
- 25:37Speaker 1: Quote to pick up the money using an illusion like magic,
- 25:44Speaker 1: So I just David Copperfield that ship, like make the
- 25:46Speaker 1: statue of Liberty disappear as a diversion so you can
- 25:50Speaker 1: get the money. Smoking mirrors, man, smoking mirrors again. The
- 25:54Speaker 1: planning sounds like such an amazing conversation totally like there
- 26:00Speaker 1: are they they're smoking weed? Right? Is that this is
- 26:08Speaker 1: this is totally just a lewd fueled kidnap plot. There's
- 26:12Speaker 1: also oh no doubt mean or or the very least. Um,
- 26:16Speaker 1: you know, mushrooms are some psychedelics because there's a part
- 26:21Speaker 1: in the notebook from from from the article that I
- 26:23Speaker 1: found um where he talks about having just seen The
- 26:26Speaker 1: Exorcist and how it was making him question his sanity. Like,
- 26:30Speaker 1: you know, I don't apropos of nothing. Really, It's not
- 26:33Speaker 1: like I think I maybe won't do the crime because
- 26:36Speaker 1: I'm thinking that maybe I'm not all there. It was
- 26:38Speaker 1: just this one little aside where it's like this movie
- 26:41Speaker 1: The Exorcist is making me question my sanity. Um said
- 26:44Speaker 1: to me, I think there has to be some heavy
- 26:45Speaker 1: psychedelics involving because the logic of this thing, the whole
- 26:48Speaker 1: thing is like an acid trip where you're like you
- 26:51Speaker 1: can just kind of flip from one thing to the
- 26:53Speaker 1: next and you just kind of go with it, like
- 26:55Speaker 1: it all kind of makes sense if you look at
- 26:57Speaker 1: it holistically, but on paper, none of these states steps
- 27:00Speaker 1: make any sense, and they're all just so designed to
- 27:03Speaker 1: I mean, of course, at all collapses before they even
- 27:05Speaker 1: get a chance to do like most any of it. Right, Well,
- 27:09Speaker 1: they didn't get all of the kids inside of dream logic. Yes, exactly, Ben,
- 27:13Speaker 1: That's exactly what I was trying to get out, total
- 27:16Speaker 1: dream logic. They were able to get all of the
- 27:18Speaker 1: kids inside of what almost was very tragic, grave sort
- 27:23Speaker 1: of situation because they could have suffocated. They didn't even
- 27:25Speaker 1: have holes punched in the lid form or anything, right,
- 27:28Speaker 1: I mean, did they think any arrangements to make sure
- 27:30Speaker 1: they they could have holes? Okay, good, good, good, but
- 27:34Speaker 1: not like food water. Well, they had peanut butter and
- 27:36Speaker 1: jelly sandwiches. They had a hole for ppe and poopo, um,
- 27:42Speaker 1: you know, everything that a kid needs to survive for
- 27:47Speaker 1: five minutes. Exactly I do. I do think we should
- 27:52Speaker 1: point out there's I did not see this. I did
- 27:55Speaker 1: not see me playing this role today. But in defense
- 27:59Speaker 1: of the airplane part of the highest okay, just hear
- 28:01Speaker 1: me out, hear me up. In defense of that part.
- 28:04Speaker 1: We have to remember this is this is seventies six,
- 28:07Speaker 1: right roundabouts, so just five years earlier. One of the
- 28:12Speaker 1: most well known successful sky jackings in history occurred. D. B.
- 28:17Speaker 1: Cooper in one. So they it's very recent and everybody
- 28:21Speaker 1: knew about it, so maybe they were maybe it seemed
- 28:25Speaker 1: much more plausible from their perspective, don't you. I still
- 28:27Speaker 1: think no, the seventies was the golden age of of
- 28:31Speaker 1: plane hijackings. Yeah, there's actually a book called The Skies
- 28:35Speaker 1: Belong to Us which is all about how many hijackings
- 28:38Speaker 1: there were in the seventies. Is pretty good. Basically, at
- 28:48Speaker 1: this point, you know, the Rick has lawyered up, told
- 28:53Speaker 1: his dad, and then James and Fred are still on
- 28:56Speaker 1: the loose. Uh, and so this is where we're picking
- 29:00Speaker 1: up the story. Meanwhile, a nationwide manhunt was on for
- 29:03Speaker 1: James and Fred. There were sightings of them clear out
- 29:06Speaker 1: to Tennessee. James would later write the following in his
- 29:09Speaker 1: notebook quote, I save swear words for bad situations, But
- 29:13Speaker 1: all I could think of was, oh shit, you guys
- 29:17Speaker 1: got the heart of a poet. Wasn't he a film student?
- 29:20Speaker 1: I think you mentioned that he was his brother. His
- 29:22Speaker 1: younger brother was the film His younger brother was a
- 29:24Speaker 1: film student, so he definitely would have been thinking, at
- 29:26Speaker 1: least in terms of the cinematic kind of I swear
- 29:29Speaker 1: to God, the whole dB Cooper thing, it's probably like
- 29:31Speaker 1: he saw it was just like, you know, that was awesome.
- 29:34Speaker 1: Let's like, let's incorporate that into this thing. And then
- 29:37Speaker 1: the Dirty Harry thing. Definitely the short story from the
- 29:40Speaker 1: they were. What I found was that there were a
- 29:42Speaker 1: few details of the crime. I didn't get specifics that
- 29:45Speaker 1: were in this short story that I talked about, the
- 29:47Speaker 1: disappearing shouldern or whatever, But I mean, I think the
- 29:49Speaker 1: bigger parts of it were definitely inspired by Dirty Harry.
- 29:52Speaker 1: So he's pulling all his influence from works to fiction. Uh,
- 29:56Speaker 1: possibly dB Cooper, which is, you know, the most cinematic
- 30:00Speaker 1: heist like of that era. I mean, this dude is
- 30:02Speaker 1: just kind of a weird stoner kid. I gotta know
- 30:04Speaker 1: the why he needed the money. His whole deal is
- 30:07Speaker 1: like he very much like reading his notebook. He strikes you.
- 30:10Speaker 1: It feels like holding Coffield there was some other sort
- 30:13Speaker 1: of novel written from the perspective of like an immature dope. Um, yeah,
- 30:18Speaker 1: it's pretty great. Uh, we'll get to the motive. After
- 30:21Speaker 1: the kids escaped, Fred and James had driven out to
- 30:23Speaker 1: their safe house and Reno then using his phony passport,
- 30:27Speaker 1: Fred had flown up to Vancouver, leaving James behind with
- 30:29Speaker 1: no good options. Alone and terrified, he fled to court Aline,
- 30:33Speaker 1: Idaho because of its proximity to a border crossing, But
- 30:37Speaker 1: on the eighteenth, when he tried to get to Canada,
- 30:38Speaker 1: a hundred miles north, he was turned away by border
- 30:41Speaker 1: patrol because he was too nervous and well, his car
- 30:44Speaker 1: was full of guns. Yeah, that's how they get you.
- 30:48Speaker 1: That's how they get you. Damn it foiled again by
- 30:51Speaker 1: my mountains of guns in the back of my Uh.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Driving back to court a lane, James couldn't keep his cool.
- 30:58Speaker 1: He was too exhausted. In a desperate last ride, he
- 31:01Speaker 1: drove to Spokane to sell his guns at a sporting
- 31:04Speaker 1: goods store. Then, believing he'd done his due diligence, he
- 31:07Speaker 1: tried again to enter Canada at Cascade. He was refused,
- 31:11Speaker 1: this time because of Fred. He left two pistols in
- 31:13Speaker 1: the center console and two rifles in the trunk, which
- 31:16Speaker 1: James had somehow missed when he was specifically looking for
- 31:18Speaker 1: guns to get rid of. He turned I got rid
- 31:22Speaker 1: of most of them. He turned up with Canada. You guys,
- 31:26Speaker 1: you see a couple of guns in the dash again, sir,
- 31:30Speaker 1: We're very sorry. You know, we don't make the laws.
- 31:33Speaker 1: We're just we're just here working like you. I like
- 31:36Speaker 1: guns personally, but you just can't bring him in. So close, though, dude,
- 31:40Speaker 1: so close. That was almost all the guns. He turned
- 31:43Speaker 1: back to court Alane and sold them before bandoning, abandoning
- 31:46Speaker 1: his sixty three Chrysler, trading it for fifty Chrysler Van.
- 31:50Speaker 1: He was filthy broke, smelled like garbage, and hadn't slept
- 31:53Speaker 1: in a bed in five days, and he continued writing
- 31:55Speaker 1: in his diary through it all. This is this is
- 31:58Speaker 1: another great part from his diary. Remember there is something
- 32:02Speaker 1: good and everything. Why don't people see the good? They
- 32:05Speaker 1: only see the bad. It's just like the Diary of
- 32:07Speaker 1: Anne Frank, except for it's a guy who's kidnapping children.
- 32:11Speaker 1: I I gotta say the kudos to the journalists from Vox.
- 32:14Speaker 1: Filthy broke. I don't know that one. That's that's really
- 32:17Speaker 1: clever Turner phrase filthy comma broke. But okay, you know
- 32:22Speaker 1: I'm still taking it as filthy broke though you know no,
- 32:24Speaker 1: I think you coined it. Then it's mine filthy rich.
- 32:29Speaker 1: There's filthy broke. Caleb Horton that comma separated you from greatness,
- 32:33Speaker 1: my friend. Um. But yeah, by the way, anybody that
- 32:36Speaker 1: wants to like really dig in. This is a super
- 32:39Speaker 1: in depth article on vox. It is really really cool.
- 32:42Speaker 1: It's like very like lots of cool images and it's
- 32:44Speaker 1: a really really great read. Highly recommended. I will continue
- 32:48Speaker 1: to see good in everything, no matter what happens. Refer
- 32:50Speaker 1: to the myth of Sysiphus, which is that like a
- 32:54Speaker 1: note for him in the final draft he also spelled
- 32:58Speaker 1: Sysiphus wrong, which is another there aspect of this. Meanwhile,
- 33:04Speaker 1: you know you got your Fred. He was the he's
- 33:07Speaker 1: the ringleader. Uh and he is up in Canada. Fred
- 33:12Speaker 1: got to Vancouver at six pm the Saturday after the
- 33:14Speaker 1: children's escape and checked into the St. Francis Hotel on
- 33:17Speaker 1: Seymour Street by the freight Yards. He paid in advance
- 33:21Speaker 1: and asked the hotel manager if he could get some work.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Quote he seemed like a big dance of a kid.
- 33:25Speaker 1: The manager later said he dressed like a cowboy and
- 33:28Speaker 1: grinned all the time. Which I think this whole thing
- 33:32Speaker 1: is kind of funny because it's like these kids, these
- 33:34Speaker 1: dumb kids from a San Francisco suburb who are uh
- 33:37Speaker 1: the whole time like dressing, like what their idea of
- 33:41Speaker 1: chow chilla and what their idea of Canada is where
- 33:44Speaker 1: they're kind of just like, look at me, I'm just
- 33:46Speaker 1: a big dumb cowboy. Greetings fellow locals. He wrote a
- 33:52Speaker 1: letter to his screenwriter friend David, telling him that his
- 33:55Speaker 1: crime would make a good movie of the week if
- 33:57Speaker 1: not a feature. I'm just sorry. It's just it's just
- 34:00Speaker 1: also sad. It's just like, uh, this the idea that
- 34:04Speaker 1: at the end of the day, this was just like man,
- 34:06Speaker 1: but because this would be a cool movie, do you
- 34:08Speaker 1: make like what we made a cool movie? And it's like,
- 34:12Speaker 1: just write a script like you know, ki kids. He's like,
- 34:17Speaker 1: it's snow but I like, I don't want to. I'm
- 34:20Speaker 1: not like I'm more of an ideas man, like a
- 34:22Speaker 1: bunch of three idiots saying I'm an idea man in
- 34:25Speaker 1: a circle for an hour. He's just like, I'm too
- 34:28Speaker 1: bad at game theory. I can't. I can't game this out.
- 34:30Speaker 1: I have to see what Actually, you just gotta exactly
- 34:33Speaker 1: run the simulation. No wait, it's not a simulation. Now
- 34:35Speaker 1: I'm probably going to go to prison for the rest
- 34:37Speaker 1: of us. You gotta get a look at this guy too.
- 34:39Speaker 1: Like it's a black and white image, and I think
- 34:42Speaker 1: it might just be the light, but it almost looks
- 34:43Speaker 1: like he has this weird like skunk stripe in his hair,
- 34:46Speaker 1: like this kind of like like super villain kind of
- 34:49Speaker 1: skunk stripe. Um, And he looks like like he should
- 34:52Speaker 1: be a you know what what is it, um Slytherin
- 34:56Speaker 1: kind of like you know, villain and one of the
- 34:58Speaker 1: Harry Potter movies. He's got like severe eyebrows and yeah,
- 35:02Speaker 1: just really has the look of a guy that would
- 35:04Speaker 1: be this guy, Like you said the holding call field, Like,
- 35:07Speaker 1: I'm so entitled yet so sad, and so I deserve
- 35:11Speaker 1: to have this adventure. Let me have this. Why don't
- 35:14Speaker 1: people see the good? You know, you only see the
- 35:17Speaker 1: bad when I kidnapped children. He's got a lot of
- 35:22Speaker 1: feelings and he does not have the brain power to
- 35:24Speaker 1: articulate them in any cathartic sort of way. Um, So
- 35:28Speaker 1: this is this is back from the letter to his
- 35:30Speaker 1: friend Jim or sorry, his his screenwriter friend David. I
- 35:33Speaker 1: guess he's got a lot of screenwriter friends. That's what
- 35:36Speaker 1: you did in the seventies, um My ending is not
- 35:38Speaker 1: exciting enough, so you might have to kill some people
- 35:41Speaker 1: or something. Uh. If you do make it into a film,
- 35:44Speaker 1: all I want is a percentage of it you make
- 35:46Speaker 1: it up. I don't care how much, but be fair.
- 35:49Speaker 1: Uh and he spelled fair fri e. This letter would
- 35:53Speaker 1: contribute to his downfall. On Friday, acting on an FBI
- 35:56Speaker 1: tip plane, closed officers from the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
- 36:00Speaker 1: taked out the main Vancouver Post office. They knew Fred
- 36:03Speaker 1: had been setting letters, sending letters under the name Richard Snyder.
- 36:06Speaker 1: They waited and waited, and finally sprang into action, only
- 36:09Speaker 1: to mistakenly tackle two German students. Uh, but you know
- 36:13Speaker 1: they've eventually got the right guy. I like how they
- 36:15Speaker 1: always make the cops a character uh in this, and
- 36:18Speaker 1: really like the cops did almost nothing in this, Like
- 36:21Speaker 1: they got they found the letters. The kids were so stupid.
- 36:26Speaker 1: I mean they like they gift wrapped all this literally
- 36:29Speaker 1: the notebook with the whole narrative, the letter there, the
- 36:32Speaker 1: ransom note they forgot to deliver. It's all like right
- 36:35Speaker 1: there in one place. Yeah, I would love to be
- 36:37Speaker 1: in the interrogation room. Also, in my head, I still
- 36:40Speaker 1: have the bagga chips, and then the guy from the
- 36:43Speaker 1: earlier conversation where they were planning the heist, like, this
- 36:46Speaker 1: must have been okay, I don't want to diminish what happened,
- 36:49Speaker 1: but as if they're the detectives are in there and
- 36:52Speaker 1: they've got the notebook and they're like, al right, guys,
- 36:55Speaker 1: hell of a read them. You know, spelling is tough,
- 36:59Speaker 1: but let's let's talk about this because I I read
- 37:02Speaker 1: somewhere that initially they somehow had the hutspit of plead innocent. Yeah. Well,
- 37:08Speaker 1: part of what they got charged with was kidnapping with
- 37:11Speaker 1: intent to inflict bodily harm, and so they disputed the
- 37:16Speaker 1: bodily harm part and um, and then the bus driver
- 37:20Speaker 1: testified and the judge did not agree with their assessment,
- 37:24Speaker 1: and so they all got life in prison um without
- 37:28Speaker 1: the possibility of parole, which they appealed a bunch of
- 37:32Speaker 1: times until they eventually received the possibility of parole um.
- 37:38Speaker 1: But thirty nine years after the crime, Jim got to
- 37:43Speaker 1: speak at his parole hearing, uh, and he described the
- 37:47Speaker 1: motive as I wanted to fit in with these new
- 37:50Speaker 1: people that we moved next to, he said, and you know,
- 37:52Speaker 1: my friend's parents had twin ferraris his and hers with
- 37:55Speaker 1: telephones in them. My dad lent me some money and
- 37:58Speaker 1: I bought a Jaguar. I found out that the insurance
- 38:01Speaker 1: was more than I made in a whole year, So
- 38:03Speaker 1: two months later I had to sell the jaguar. I
- 38:05Speaker 1: just figured I need money. Money would solve all my problems.
- 38:08Speaker 1: You know, I got Okay, I'm gonna make a we
- 38:11Speaker 1: do parliamentary procedure or something like it. Here on ridiculous history,
- 38:15Speaker 1: and this story is so fascinating. No, what do you think?
- 38:18Speaker 1: Do you want to just I think we should spend
- 38:20Speaker 1: this episode on this story because there's still some stuff
- 38:23Speaker 1: to unravel here. Oh there's a lot. Like I mean,
- 38:25Speaker 1: it's it's a pretty big It kind of keeps going.
- 38:28Speaker 1: You think you've seen the bottom of it. I just
- 38:29Speaker 1: have so many questions that I know will never get answered,
- 38:32Speaker 1: and they might they might, because what are those guys
- 38:37Speaker 1: like I think this is where you go with this VENC.
- 38:40Speaker 1: We're gonna talk about their their lives like in prison. Well,
- 38:45Speaker 1: so the Schonville brothers got out eventually, uh in like
- 38:50Speaker 1: or something like that. Well they did, but then they
- 38:54Speaker 1: you know, because they're rich. They found a lawyer that
- 38:56Speaker 1: appealed it to you know, get their sentence knocked down.
- 38:59Speaker 1: The ring that is still in prison. Uh. And he
- 39:02Speaker 1: has had an interesting life uh in prison apparently when
- 39:06Speaker 1: you have enough money, like prison isn't that bad because
- 39:09Speaker 1: he can sort of pay for protection and pay for well,
- 39:12Speaker 1: you know, not as bad. Um. But anyway, a few
- 39:15Speaker 1: months ago it came out that he was running a
- 39:17Speaker 1: used car dealership and to hatch Appy and a Christmas
- 39:20Speaker 1: tree lot in the Bay Area and it would have
- 39:25Speaker 1: been legal to save for one one caveat. Apparently from
- 39:31Speaker 1: from what I heard, he totally could run as many
- 39:33Speaker 1: businesses as he wished if he literally just went to
- 39:37Speaker 1: the warden and said, hey, is it okay? If I
- 39:40Speaker 1: do this, I'll still be in prison, is it? And
- 39:43Speaker 1: he just didn't. It was just too much of a
- 39:45Speaker 1: pill to ask if it was okay. And so well,
- 39:47Speaker 1: he had a note where he was asking for permission,
- 39:50Speaker 1: but he forgot to send us to the warden. There's
- 39:54Speaker 1: actually a forty eight hours apparently about his life in prison.
- 39:59Speaker 1: Or he keeps getting caught with pornography and cell phones. Uh.
- 40:03Speaker 1: And he bought a mansion on the coast um, which
- 40:07Speaker 1: you know, I don't know what you do with the
- 40:08Speaker 1: mansion on the coast when you're in prison, but I
- 40:12Speaker 1: guess if you ever get out, you got a place
- 40:14Speaker 1: to go just to have just in case, you know,
- 40:17Speaker 1: it comes to the mansion is a treat, you know exactly. Um. So, okay,
- 40:21Speaker 1: he's still in prison today, that's right. Yeah, the ring leader, Frank,
- 40:29Speaker 1: he's up for a parole here and again in I
- 40:33Speaker 1: hope he gets it. Dude. I was gonna say, Matt
- 40:35Speaker 1: if if if you've got a lot of questions, I
- 40:38Speaker 1: bet we could we could actually write to him. I mean,
- 40:42Speaker 1: I would love to get him on an episode of
- 40:44Speaker 1: pot Yourself a gun. I want to ask if you
- 40:46Speaker 1: like the Sopranos and uh, you know what he because
- 40:50Speaker 1: like these guys, like especially the ring leader, um, reminds
- 40:54Speaker 1: me so much of like Chris Malta Sante with like
- 40:58Speaker 1: like kind of like if if this is like if
- 41:00Speaker 1: Chris were born rich and but he's still you know,
- 41:04Speaker 1: like he he could have taken over his dad's like
- 41:07Speaker 1: oil and you know, train business or whatnot, but he
- 41:10Speaker 1: really just wanted to be a screenwriter. And it's just
- 41:13Speaker 1: like it's got the same vibes. He's like the spelling errors,
- 41:17Speaker 1: Like it feels like he's gonna write in his notebook
- 41:19Speaker 1: at some point, I must be loyal to my capol. Oh,
- 41:23Speaker 1: why Ellie, did you ever feel like nothing good was
- 41:27Speaker 1: ever gonna happen to you? It's like, yeah. It also
- 41:32Speaker 1: reminds me of the Scottish Prince and Monty Python and
- 41:35Speaker 1: the Holy Grail who's like Father just wants him to
- 41:37Speaker 1: like be the you know, the Lord of the Swamp
- 41:40Speaker 1: or what it was like. But Father, but Father, I
- 41:42Speaker 1: just want to I just want to to sing, you know,
- 41:46Speaker 1: like and then that's kind of what he just wants
- 41:48Speaker 1: to sing, or like do a weird, fucked up, messy
- 41:51Speaker 1: heist and you know, get caught for it. And I
- 41:54Speaker 1: bet you his notebook at some point has like a
- 41:57Speaker 1: whole passage just that just says like they say, they're
- 42:00Speaker 1: no two people on this earth exactly alike. But how
- 42:03Speaker 1: did they know that? For sure, it's impossible to tell
- 42:06Speaker 1: even with computers, which is exactly what Chrismal said. So
- 42:17Speaker 1: another weird little wrinkle of the story is that one
- 42:21Speaker 1: of the judge there's a three judge panel, uh that
- 42:25Speaker 1: approved their appeal saying that they'd be eligible for parole.
- 42:28Speaker 1: This was eighty One of the people on the panel
- 42:31Speaker 1: was William Newsom, who is actually Gavin Newsom's father, the
- 42:35Speaker 1: governor of California. For now, no, please please vote no.
- 42:42Speaker 1: Uh yeah. And then after we retired, Judge, that's all
- 42:46Speaker 1: I was trying to say, go ahead, Judge Newsom became
- 42:48Speaker 1: an outspoken advocate for the Chili Chilli kidnappers, saying that
- 42:51Speaker 1: this notorious crime was just a quote, a youthful stunt
- 42:54Speaker 1: that had no vicious aspect to it. Okay, your honor,
- 42:57Speaker 1: I guess we've all been there. Apparently, listen, we've all
- 43:01Speaker 1: done it. That's the thing about you know, these are kids, man.
- 43:04Speaker 1: Sometimes kids, you know, they get law ambunctious. You know,
- 43:08Speaker 1: they steal a sweater from you know, from Macy's, and
- 43:11Speaker 1: then they get arrested. And sometimes they kidnap a bust
- 43:16Speaker 1: full of kids and then have an entire plane hist
- 43:18Speaker 1: that they're going to do right after. That's an escape
- 43:20Speaker 1: math method. It's just normal. Right. There's an episode of
- 43:26Speaker 1: Wonder Years where this happens. Yeah, and uh, I I heard,
- 43:30Speaker 1: uh this is a true fact. I heard that these happened.
- 43:34Speaker 1: So frequently. That's the reason that school buses don't have seatbelts. Uh,
- 43:38Speaker 1: that's at least what I heard. Oh, yeah, that's absolutely true.
- 43:42Speaker 1: M will hopefully we don't get letters about that one.
- 43:48Speaker 1: But but you guys are like, it does seem strange.
- 43:51Speaker 1: Though I'm sure a lot of members of the public
- 43:53Speaker 1: assumed that someone might be greasing the wheels of justice here,
- 43:58Speaker 1: was there any speculation that maybe this guy was getting
- 44:02Speaker 1: bribed or something because that that I mean he has Yeah,
- 44:09Speaker 1: they've been in jail. He was in jail for forty
- 44:12Speaker 1: years or something like that. You know, at that point, sure,
- 44:15Speaker 1: why not let him out? Yeah, so he's from from prison.
- 44:20Speaker 1: He has been directing three businesses, the Ambria Acres Christmas
- 44:24Speaker 1: Tree Farm down the road from Creston, California, the Little
- 44:27Speaker 1: Bear Creek gold mine near Lake Tahoe, and a used
- 44:30Speaker 1: car business with a warehouse filled with vehicles. And to
- 44:32Speaker 1: hatch it, I'm sorry, he has a gold mine. He
- 44:34Speaker 1: literally owns and operates a gold mine. It's not a euphemism.
- 44:38Speaker 1: I love and he Actually the reason he got caught
- 44:42Speaker 1: was Michael Bianki, who managed aspects of all three businesses,
- 44:45Speaker 1: injured his back, neck and shoulder in the Little Bear
- 44:48Speaker 1: Creek mine. Uh he needed surgery and uh Woods refused
- 44:53Speaker 1: to pay, and so he had to file a claim
- 44:55Speaker 1: with the State Workers compon board. Um. And that's basically
- 44:59Speaker 1: how he sort of got caught running all these businesses
- 45:02Speaker 1: because he sued the and he sued that guy for
- 45:05Speaker 1: like over a million dollars or something. Yeah, he also
- 45:09Speaker 1: has had four wives in prison. Um. What relations are
- 45:14Speaker 1: tough in prison? Super uncommon? I don't think. I think
- 45:18Speaker 1: there's a lot of like you know, um, example, it
- 45:22Speaker 1: has a serial killers, like people to become fans of
- 45:25Speaker 1: the person and letters. That's a long time man, I
- 45:28Speaker 1: mean forty years. You know, who knows what the circumstances are.
- 45:31Speaker 1: You right, it sounds like the perfect husband. He's stuck
- 45:34Speaker 1: in prison. He has enough money to buy you a
- 45:36Speaker 1: mansion and sure only have to see him when you
- 45:39Speaker 1: want to. Like, that sounds like a pretty good deal.
- 45:41Speaker 1: It's it's a very good point, a good deal for
- 45:44Speaker 1: him to dude. Sometimes you just want to be free
- 45:46Speaker 1: and hang with your boys in prison and then occasionally
- 45:48Speaker 1: get that conjugal trailer exactly. So, I mean, you know,
- 45:52Speaker 1: if you just look at the math of it, that's
- 45:54Speaker 1: uh one every ten year average, So yeah, I mean
- 45:59Speaker 1: I guess it makes sense you could just every ten
- 46:01Speaker 1: years or just like, I'm sorry, babe, I just uh,
- 46:05Speaker 1: our letters are getting you know, less and less filled
- 46:08Speaker 1: with passion. I'm kind of faking it now and I
- 46:10Speaker 1: can't be tied down, Hunt. I'm a free spirit. Yeah, literally,
- 46:14Speaker 1: just in prison, I can't be typed. I gotta likee
- 46:18Speaker 1: going on. Oh man, so Vince, And I'm sorry if
- 46:21Speaker 1: I if I missed it. I mean, is the motivation
- 46:24Speaker 1: literally this idea of of making a real life event
- 46:28Speaker 1: that that can then be the inspiration for a movie
- 46:30Speaker 1: or was there more? Mean they literally just wanted more cars,
- 46:33Speaker 1: Like that was the whole That was the whole thing.
- 46:36Speaker 1: They wanted more cars, and like you know, as a submotivation,
- 46:39Speaker 1: as a submotive, uh, the cars were maybe going to
- 46:43Speaker 1: finance the younger brothers movies, which I'm sure he made
- 46:47Speaker 1: would have made lots of if he hadn't gone to prison.
- 46:49Speaker 1: I mean, it really was just like he was trying
- 46:53Speaker 1: to keep up with the Joneses. He was just like,
- 46:55Speaker 1: oh man, you know, these guys are so cool, and
- 46:58Speaker 1: I got all these better cars and I got the
- 47:00Speaker 1: Jaguar because he couldn't he couldn't afford the insurance, right, Yeah,
- 47:06Speaker 1: and so he's like, you know, who can afford the insurance? Um,
- 47:10Speaker 1: the state that funds schools doesn't. Doesn't a trust fund
- 47:14Speaker 1: usually kick in when you're like in your twenties. I
- 47:18Speaker 1: had to be how he was like, because usually it's
- 47:20Speaker 1: tied to like when you're eighteen or something. I would think,
- 47:22Speaker 1: so when you become when you become a non minor,
- 47:25Speaker 1: when you because I was about to say a major,
- 47:27Speaker 1: that's not a thing an adult, but yeah, I mean
- 47:29Speaker 1: I just don't understand. Maybe his parents, you know, they
- 47:31Speaker 1: certainly can write, you know, caveats into it where it
- 47:34Speaker 1: requires certain things like you gotta not live in the house.
- 47:37Speaker 1: Maybe you gotta find your own way, get a career,
- 47:40Speaker 1: go to college. Otherwise, you know, kids just become garbage.
- 47:43Speaker 1: I mean, I think that was even a thing in
- 47:45Speaker 1: the Sopranos with Meadow, where they wouldn't give her her
- 47:47Speaker 1: trust fund because she was threatening to go to Europe
- 47:51Speaker 1: or whatever instead of staying in college. And then finally
- 47:54Speaker 1: they relent, like, you know what, we trust you to
- 47:56Speaker 1: make the right decision. Here's your trust fund. Yeah, and
- 48:00Speaker 1: and uh, I also think that, like, you gotta give
- 48:03Speaker 1: kudos to the parents for having foresight for knowing that, like,
- 48:08Speaker 1: let's wait a little bit. Let's make the age thirty
- 48:12Speaker 1: for the student collecting his trust fund, because I just
- 48:15Speaker 1: have a sneaking suspicion he's gonna do like a bus kidnapping.
- 48:21Speaker 1: And uh, you know they're really doctor saying this, right,
- 48:24Speaker 1: and when when the kid's born. Yeah, like I've been
- 48:28Speaker 1: delivering babies for a while, this kid is a bus thief. Yeah,
- 48:32Speaker 1: this kid, Uh, just wait till thirty for the million dollars.
- 48:36Speaker 1: You will thank me later. And I'm sure they did.
- 48:38Speaker 1: They were just like, all right, well that's our money. Still.
- 48:42Speaker 1: I mean it's interesting, you know, because there's there's this
- 48:45Speaker 1: moment then where like it's so common that it's almost
- 48:48Speaker 1: the troope, right, the idea like there's this kid who
- 48:51Speaker 1: has money, but they can't get it, you know, until
- 48:54Speaker 1: they satisfy some conditions and they reach a certain age.
- 48:57Speaker 1: And so I just have this image of like the
- 49:00Speaker 1: errants getting hit up for money and they say, look,
- 49:03Speaker 1: we have a trust fund for you, but you have
- 49:06Speaker 1: to be a little bit more mature to get it.
- 49:09Speaker 1: And his responses, I'll show you mature. Yeah, he should
- 49:15Speaker 1: have just had to go back and do all the
- 49:16Speaker 1: grades over again, like Billy Madison. I forgot about that one.
- 49:24Speaker 1: So what's what's your takeaway from this, Vince? Like, has
- 49:28Speaker 1: this inspired you towards a life of crime or do
- 49:31Speaker 1: you feel more cautionary to I am going to kidnap
- 49:34Speaker 1: more children? Um? No, Yeah, it's I feel like the
- 49:40Speaker 1: root of all of these crimes is generally, you know,
- 49:43Speaker 1: seeing other people with better stuff than you and being like, hey,
- 49:47Speaker 1: I want to do that. Um. And that's pretty much all.
- 49:51Speaker 1: There's not a lot more deep thought that went into it.
- 49:54Speaker 1: I don't think there's a line from a Mr. Show
- 49:56Speaker 1: sketch Coupon the movie where they're like green lighting this
- 50:00Speaker 1: movie about this coupon and there's a guy that they
- 50:02Speaker 1: think it's gonna bomb, and one of the exacts goes,
- 50:05Speaker 1: I swear to God, if I have to go from
- 50:06Speaker 1: being rich, super rich to just rich, I'll kill myself. Um.
- 50:10Speaker 1: And I think that that's something that I really is.
- 50:12Speaker 1: Once you go, once you hit a certain point, anything
- 50:16Speaker 1: any back pedaling is a tantamount to utter failure. Um.
- 50:21Speaker 1: And you really just measure yourself against everybody else. I mean,
- 50:25Speaker 1: it's honestly a life lesson to just you know, be
- 50:27Speaker 1: happy with what you got and not like measure success
- 50:31Speaker 1: or happiness based on other people's ship because it is
- 50:34Speaker 1: a losing proposition, because there will always be someone with
- 50:37Speaker 1: more than you. Uh. And this is exactly I think
- 50:39Speaker 1: that the takeaway from the story, as far as I'm concerned,
- 50:43Speaker 1: my entire happiness on how many five star uh, five
- 50:47Speaker 1: stars in a review we get on our podcast events
- 50:50Speaker 1: and um, and then I compare it to other people's
- 50:53Speaker 1: podcasts and uh, and then I just cry, you know,
- 50:56Speaker 1: I mean, I know there's there's some pretty good reas
- 51:00Speaker 1: church into the comparative level of happiness. And one of
- 51:03Speaker 1: the things that is counterintuitive to some people is if
- 51:07Speaker 1: you are making like, let's say you're making thirty thousand
- 51:11Speaker 1: dollars a year and everybody you work with is making
- 51:15Speaker 1: twenty nine thousand dollars a year, just that little difference
- 51:19Speaker 1: will make you feel pretty great according to like, according
- 51:22Speaker 1: to psychology, and then uh, in comparison or in contrast, rather,
- 51:27Speaker 1: if you're making two million dollars a year and you
- 51:31Speaker 1: know that everybody work with is making like two million
- 51:34Speaker 1: and two hundred dollars. You're you're in the depths of
- 51:38Speaker 1: despair and you're like, what have I done to deserve
- 51:41Speaker 1: this tragic injustice? Well, and there's also a level at
- 51:45Speaker 1: which like you're not actually like tangibly happier. Um, there's like,
- 51:49Speaker 1: I think, what is it, like, seventy grand a year.
- 51:51Speaker 1: I think is like a pretty decent depending on where
- 51:53Speaker 1: you live, A decent benchmark for like, this is enough
- 51:56Speaker 1: money for you to have the things that you want
- 51:58Speaker 1: and the things that you need and to not you know,
- 52:00Speaker 1: go batship with it, but also just to kind of
- 52:03Speaker 1: live a nice, measured, happy life. And then once you
- 52:05Speaker 1: get above that, that's can you start getting into the
- 52:08Speaker 1: more money, more problems proposition of wealth. You know? Yeah,
- 52:12Speaker 1: I know someone who um complained. Who I know someone
- 52:17Speaker 1: who was on a canceled NBC sitcom who keeps complaining
- 52:22Speaker 1: about their costar making more money when this person made
- 52:27Speaker 1: a million dollars for being a side character a million
- 52:30Speaker 1: dollars and complaining that the co star got a million
- 52:34Speaker 1: point too. And I was just like, you're never allowed
- 52:37Speaker 1: to talk to me again. Just don't complain about money
- 52:41Speaker 1: like that is not going to that that is just
- 52:44Speaker 1: that's insane just because they got a million dollars it
- 52:47Speaker 1: was canceled. You should tell them about the school bus solution.
- 52:51Speaker 1: That's what I'm gonna tell them. It's like, you want
- 52:53Speaker 1: to earn that extra point to school bus their kids
- 52:56Speaker 1: and choo Chilla who need kidnapping. There's no school bus
- 53:00Speaker 1: solution to a spiritual problem. And I think that's that's
- 53:05Speaker 1: the lesson here and one of the other lessons perhaps
- 53:09Speaker 1: when the primary takeaways is to immediately check out Pod
- 53:13Speaker 1: Yourself a Gun. Uh, Vince, thank you for taking us
- 53:17Speaker 1: on this journey. And I just behind the scenes, I
- 53:21Speaker 1: was checking out pod Yourself a Gun. Uh My rider died.
- 53:24Speaker 1: The one and only Noel Brown has been on the
- 53:27Speaker 1: on the show. In fact, No, what did you guys
- 53:30Speaker 1: talk about on that episode? Well, it was like I
- 53:33Speaker 1: think we talked about this. Off are the four of us.
- 53:35Speaker 1: But I've found Pod Yourself a Gun literally, just because
- 53:38Speaker 1: I needed to fill the holes within me that that
- 53:42Speaker 1: can only be filled with Sopranos content. And I you know,
- 53:44Speaker 1: I rewatched the show like several times a year, and
- 53:47Speaker 1: I saw a meme that kind of sums me up
- 53:48Speaker 1: where it's like, well, just finished rewatching The Sopranos. Guess
- 53:51Speaker 1: it's time to watch the Sopranos. Um. It's just it
- 53:54Speaker 1: beets become this kind of comfort thing for me, even
- 53:56Speaker 1: though it's you know, it's a very tense and anxiety
- 54:00Speaker 1: build show. But I I so once you know what
- 54:02Speaker 1: what what it's doing and where it's going, I don't
- 54:04Speaker 1: think it affects you the same way. I find it
- 54:06Speaker 1: to be like really like calming and comforting. So I
- 54:08Speaker 1: rewatched it constantly, and I was looking for podcasts and
- 54:11Speaker 1: there really aren't a ton of them out there, and
- 54:13Speaker 1: y'alls came up and it was a clever name, obviously,
- 54:16Speaker 1: and so I checked it out. And then it turned
- 54:18Speaker 1: out that like some of our colleagues from The Daily
- 54:20Speaker 1: Zeitgeist and from our l A crew had been guests.
- 54:23Speaker 1: So I literally reached out to Anna host Night and
- 54:25Speaker 1: asked if she'd introduced me, like literally, I was just
- 54:27Speaker 1: like a fan of the show, and she did, and
- 54:29Speaker 1: y'all were kind enough to have me on UM to
- 54:31Speaker 1: talk about season five, episode one, the Two Tony's, which
- 54:36Speaker 1: is the one where all the old timers are getting
- 54:38Speaker 1: out of prison, like this wave of like you know,
- 54:41Speaker 1: incarcerations that happened I guess like in the seventies or
- 54:44Speaker 1: something like that, and they're all kind of getting Now.
- 54:45Speaker 1: He got Feature Lamana, and he got Tony Blondetto, which
- 54:48Speaker 1: is Tony's cousin played by Steve Bushemy, and then there's
- 54:51Speaker 1: a handful of others. But yeah, that's what we talked about.
- 54:53Speaker 1: And we talked about A j being kind of an insufferable,
- 54:58Speaker 1: awful young you know, Rascal, that's the word fails son.
- 55:03Speaker 1: I love that. I think I've only heard you guys
- 55:05Speaker 1: say that. And also a terrible drummer. That was my
- 55:07Speaker 1: biggest point that I think I may and if anyone
- 55:09Speaker 1: walked away with anything that I felt strongly is that
- 55:12Speaker 1: JJJJ is a horrible, horrible drummer. There's nothing nothing more
- 55:15Speaker 1: insufferable than someone playing drums at you while you're trying
- 55:19Speaker 1: to talk to them and not even doing a good job.
- 55:21Speaker 1: It's just it's it's the worst. And then watching him
- 55:24Speaker 1: get attacked by a bear. And as as Matt said earlier,
- 55:28Speaker 1: if you want to if you want to help our
- 55:30Speaker 1: guys here, uh feel a little better, not rob as
- 55:33Speaker 1: school bus. You can make a difference with a five
- 55:36Speaker 1: star review on your podcast platform of choice and uh
- 55:40Speaker 1: you can also check out You can also check out
- 55:43Speaker 1: Vince and Matt's other podcasts. You're you're making us look bad.
- 55:47Speaker 1: You guys are doing a lot here. Well, the Prodcast
- 55:50Speaker 1: film drunk Prodcast has been going on for a long
- 55:53Speaker 1: long time. We're all about quantity over quality. Yes, yes,
- 55:56Speaker 1: you just keep loading up the content slop and you
- 56:00Speaker 1: just let the piggies feed. I love it well and
- 56:03Speaker 1: then a ringing recommendation of a million percent and then
- 56:07Speaker 1: you know, this story ended up being a real epic.
- 56:10Speaker 1: But you have a story about you, you tease to
- 56:14Speaker 1: the top of the show about some kind of bumbling
- 56:16Speaker 1: mafia brothers. I propose that we do that as a
- 56:19Speaker 1: separate episode, just the two of us and Max, and
- 56:22Speaker 1: make this a trilogy. You know what, Let's let's go
- 56:25Speaker 1: for a three for because then I think, yeah, that
- 56:29Speaker 1: that with three is the smallest number you need to
- 56:31Speaker 1: make a list. This technically a list, so we could
- 56:35Speaker 1: call it a franchise. And we can't wait to hear
- 56:39Speaker 1: your stories about bone headed mafio. So it just hit
- 56:43Speaker 1: me speaking about bone headed crimes and criminals in general,
- 56:47Speaker 1: it just hit me that some of our friends from
- 56:51Speaker 1: this story might be listening to the podcast today. I
- 56:55Speaker 1: don't know what the stances on podcasting in prison, but yeah,
- 57:00Speaker 1: it's true. It's true. So we can't wait to hear
- 57:03Speaker 1: what you think of pod yourself a gun, a film
- 57:06Speaker 1: drunk broadcast. We also can't wait to hear your takes
- 57:10Speaker 1: on some of history's dumbest crimes. As always, you can
- 57:14Speaker 1: find us at our uh we got a lot of stuff. Now,
- 57:17Speaker 1: let's see, We've got the Facebook page, Facebook page ridiculous historians.
- 57:21Speaker 1: Just pop it over to Facebook, type that in and
- 57:23Speaker 1: I think you have to answer like a basic question
- 57:25Speaker 1: like one of our names, or just say something to
- 57:27Speaker 1: let us know you're not a Russian bot and you're in.
- 57:29Speaker 1: We now have a working email address. Swear to God,
- 57:32Speaker 1: are you still not getting it? Ben? We gotta figure
- 57:34Speaker 1: that part out so forward, I will well. Also like
- 57:39Speaker 1: they also go straight to my spam folders, so I
- 57:41Speaker 1: don't see them readily, but I gotta. We need to
- 57:43Speaker 1: start doing listener mail episodes to give us a reason
- 57:46Speaker 1: to search for them, because our company has quite a
- 57:49Speaker 1: restrictive spam filter. But we do get them, we swear.
- 57:52Speaker 1: So please write to us at ridiculous at I heeart
- 57:54Speaker 1: media dot com, and and and we're gonna get that fixed.
- 57:56Speaker 1: So so Ben's getting them too soon. And then I think,
- 58:00Speaker 1: do for a listener, Maile episode, I bet you we
- 58:02Speaker 1: have a good little crop of of letters, and Vince
- 58:06Speaker 1: that we usually don't tell people this until the very
- 58:09Speaker 1: end of guest spots, but we really tried to dress
- 58:14Speaker 1: up the show for you here by helping you avoid
- 58:18Speaker 1: our nemeses. This show does have a nemesis. Yeah, he
- 58:22Speaker 1: pops in unexpectedly and gives us pedantic history quizzes. It's
- 58:29Speaker 1: probably coming back in a week or two. What do
- 58:31Speaker 1: you say? You know? I think so we we can,
- 58:33Speaker 1: you know, we are able to summon him, but we
- 58:35Speaker 1: we don't want to leave off without delivering on a
- 58:38Speaker 1: on a promise that we made. Vince, gotta put you
- 58:41Speaker 1: on the spot. We all need mafia nicknames, if you
- 58:44Speaker 1: don't mind. Oh jeez, hey, I'm gonna call you the beard,
- 58:48Speaker 1: uh because it's real creative. You got that beard? Hear?
- 58:55Speaker 1: I like it? Walk us through the logic here? Yeah? Yeah,
- 58:59Speaker 1: that was what's that? I said? That was the logic?
- 59:02Speaker 1: The logic was you see a beer it's sort of
- 59:04Speaker 1: like driving around naming signs that you see are reading.
- 59:07Speaker 1: You know now that that you also have you go
- 59:10Speaker 1: deeper with these. Don't sell yourself short, Vince. What about Ben? Uh?
- 59:14Speaker 1: You know we're gonna call him, Uh damn, what was
- 59:17Speaker 1: that scaban? Uh? We'll just call him to tone because
- 59:24Speaker 1: you know he's like, what was the bowling for? Was
- 59:26Speaker 1: a bowling for soup? I don't know. Does he look
- 59:30Speaker 1: like the guy from Bowling for Soup? I don't know.
- 59:32Speaker 1: Isn't that you know, like Benny two tone? I like it? Yeah,
- 59:42Speaker 1: we just need one from Max MAXI. You know, he's
- 59:45Speaker 1: we call him Max Pause because he's you know, he's
- 59:46Speaker 1: a puppy with big pause. That's what we're talking about.
- 59:50Speaker 1: I love Uh. Yeah, that's better that Max. My one
- 59:54Speaker 1: for you was gonna be a little gigante. So I
- 59:56Speaker 1: think backs pauses is much better. Well, good safe, good catch,
- 1:00:02Speaker 1: because we got close to forgetting about that, and we
- 1:00:04Speaker 1: would have gotten some angry let We probably wouldn't know.
- 1:00:08Speaker 1: You never know, but Vincent and Matt, thank you so
- 1:00:10Speaker 1: much for for joining us. Where can folks find you
- 1:00:12Speaker 1: on the internet outside of your podcasts? Yeah? As always
- 1:00:16Speaker 1: on up Rocks on the Senior Film and Culture writer,
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: dropping lots of takes over there, and uh yeah, and
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: Twitter Vince at Vince Mancini and you can find me
- 1:00:25Speaker 1: on Twitter at matt leeb um or on Instagram at
- 1:00:29Speaker 1: Matt leave Jokes and so yeah, check that out. Matt.
- 1:00:33Speaker 1: Don't get don't get mad at me for saying this,
- 1:00:35Speaker 1: but I did go check out some of your stand
- 1:00:37Speaker 1: up on YouTube. We're talking about that off air. Oh yeah, yeah,
- 1:00:41Speaker 1: people can people can still find that as well. Please, yeah,
- 1:00:44Speaker 1: go ahead and go to YouTube and type in Matt
- 1:00:48Speaker 1: leeb and then eventually you'll see some stand up videos
- 1:00:52Speaker 1: and uh, you know, go ahead and watch them and
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: tell your friends to watch them. I got lots of jokes.
- 1:00:58Speaker 1: I did had this one joke about it. Mouth Billy
- 1:01:00Speaker 1: Bassie'll love it. You don't want to know what I
- 1:01:02Speaker 1: do with it. You'll have to You'll have to hear
- 1:01:05Speaker 1: for yourself. To hear for yourself, it's exploited, all right.
- 1:01:09Speaker 1: And you can also find Nolan me of course, uh
- 1:01:12Speaker 1: not just this is your show, but as individuals, that's right,
- 1:01:15Speaker 1: you can find me. I'm pretty much exclusively on Instagram
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: aside from the occasional Twitter lurking, but look me up
- 1:01:21Speaker 1: on Instagram at how Now Noel Brown. You can check
- 1:01:24Speaker 1: out my adventures on Instagram at ben Bulling b w
- 1:01:28Speaker 1: L I N I am. I made a decision not
- 1:01:33Speaker 1: to not to show some backstage misadventures today, but I
- 1:01:36Speaker 1: just got my eyes dilated and it is like weird.
- 1:01:39Speaker 1: I if I see him off today, guys, it's because
- 1:01:42Speaker 1: I can't fight see you um. But you can also
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- 1:01:49Speaker 1: soon as my vision returns, I'll check back into Hopefully
- 1:01:52Speaker 1: I'll be back by the next time we record then
- 1:01:55Speaker 1: for the third part of this now Prime trilogy. This
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- 1:02:03Speaker 1: The re cut is supposed to be pretty good because
- 1:02:05Speaker 1: it's not our Exorcist too. We'll see you next time, folks.
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