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Plenty Of Phone Calls! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 6.15.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. I saw this headline here, and I swear
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  to God, Seth Rogen, all these guys as they've
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  gotten older, all these actors from that era,
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  Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Ben Starr, all... these
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  guys, and I'm not getting political, but there's
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  something about them being liberal. They just
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  become absolutely insufferable. They think they're
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  better than you. They think their opinion matters.
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  Blah, blah, blah. And he is talking about his
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  friendship with James Franco. Hmm. Um... I'm
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  gonna ask you about, um... I hate these stupid
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  podcasters, too, that are, like, so afraid to
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  ask this frickin' question. Like, she's, like,
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  walking over eggshells. Just ask it! A friendship
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  that you did have a public break with, which
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  was your friendship with James Franco. Oh, yeah,
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  he does not want to talk about it. Because he's
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  a coward! After allegations of sexual misconduct
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  were leveled against him... I'm curious about
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  how you worked through that decision. And did
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  that change the way you think? Because you'd
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  rather be cool in Hollywood than be loyal. You're
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  a douche. I smoke weed. Think about friendship
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  at all? I mean, I'm trying to think. He doesn't
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  care. He's a narcissist. How much I want to personally
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  share about this. Maybe you should have gone
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  on a podcast, man. You're a cowardly, sly man.
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  I understand that. Shut up, too. You're an ass
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  kisser. All these interviewers kiss ass. Shut
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  up. I... The reason I ask is this. I think as
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  a cult... Because it's an interesting question.
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  What are you going to talk about? Smoking weed?
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  We are still grappling with if and how we allow
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  people who behave badly back into our lives.
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  Yeah, I don't know. I mean, didn't James talk
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  about forgiveness or whatever? Back into the
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  culture. And so I was sort of... Of course this
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  is like the friggin' Telegraphs podcast. It's
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  just so woke and stupid. I just said woke like
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  a douche. Wondering about, you know, what was
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  a very seminal relationship for you? Yeah, like,
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  yeah. I honestly think the nuance of it is too
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  personal for me to get into, right? You're a
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  coward! You'd rather be accepted by the rich
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  and elite than be a friend that tries to help
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  rehabilitate somebody. You were never his friend.
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  You're a douche. Now, like, it is a very personal
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  thing. Well, then don't go on a podcast. What
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  do you think they're going to ask you about?
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  Make it super bad? I think there's like the public
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  facing side of it, which I've spoken. You know
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  what, dude? James Franco carried you in every
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  role you ever had. You are made without him.
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  You have not been relevant. Mm -hmm. I snuggle
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  in, man. About, and I have the same. I'm so sick
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  of him. It is so insane. I don't know if it's
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  when they lose weight or they get older. All
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  these guys just become so hateable. Somewhere
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  to go, it's like, God, you're a douche. You're
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  a douchey douche. Well said, Ryan. The stupidest
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  thing you'll ever hear. To me, you could ask
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  a Magic card -gathering player how to win a basketball
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  game, and here's what Mitch Johnson, pretty much
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  the backup coach for the Spurs, only got the
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  job because Greg Popovich is sick. This is what
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  he said. You scored 45 points. What do you wish
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  your team had done differently? defensively against
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  him. Um, make him score less points. Are you
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  saying he's dead? Is that what you say? No wonder
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  you lost. You're an idiot. Here he is about to
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  season ending loss. Yeah, it's a little early
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  to go there. Oh. But yeah, we've been... Yeah,
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  you know, the fact that you're a terrible coach.
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  But the problem is, the Spurs are going to do
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  this. A lot of these teams in any sport, they
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  double down. Darren Fox should be gone tomorrow,
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  and so should Mitch. But because it was technically
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  a success of a season, just not an all -the -way
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  success, they're going to live on that. I've
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  seen all these people online, baby eggs, web
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  eggs. It's like, oh, he's dirty. He alive. Isn't
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  that a loser mindset? No one expected us to be
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  there. You should be there every year. Your guy's
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  fucking 7 '5". He's a foot taller than me almost.
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  There's no good. You blew four double digit legs.
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  And the biggest lead ever in NBA, not just finals,
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  but NBA playoffs history. And what did you do?
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  You shot nine three -pointers in a row. Here
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  is what Wendy learned. A little cry, baby. I'm
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  telling you, there is a thing going on with this
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  younger Gen Z. The ones that were in high school
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  during COVID. I tell people this all the time.
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  They're weird. He's one of them. He was 16 during
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  COVID, dude. Little baby. What? What? Yeah, it's
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  good to not know what you're learning. It was
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  a lesson. I swear to God, I... Wemby's... I'm
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  going to play this other Wemby clip and I'll
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  tell you about Wemby, but he's so freaking infuriating.
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  You're seven fucking five, dude! Appreciate y
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  'all. See y 'all. Never. Wow. My little baby.
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  Wemby. Listen to me, and listen to me very carefully.
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  Now, the problem is, you probably don't listen
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  to anybody. Mm -hmm. You have that entitled,
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  and I'm not, I don't want to sound, because I'm
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  Zillennial, part Tenzi, part Millennial, so I
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  don't want to sound like an old man. You are
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  seven freaking five. You know how when the Spurs
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  won the championships, David Robinson, Tony Parker,
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  but specifically Tim Duncan, and I guess Manu
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  Ginobili, but specifically Tim Duncan, they did
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  anything they could to get points. A layup here,
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  a skyhook here, a dunk here. You never saw Tim
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  fucking Duncan shooting a three -pointer! Now,
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  I know that Wemby's not incredibly built, but...
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  Dude, you are 7 '5". Every time you actually
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  attack the paint, you score, dude. I don't understand
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  it. He's unstoppable when he wants to be. But
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  when he doesn't want to be, he shoots jump shots.
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  He would rather be a Stephen Curry, Kevin Durant,
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  seven foot five mix than like a Duncan. First
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  of all, he needs to, I don't know if he needs
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  to eat more. He needs to bulk up. He needs to
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  add muscles and stop falling to the ground. I'm
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  rooting for the guy. But dude, you're seven freaking
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  five. Every time you actually attack the paint.
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  I don't get it. The whole game is infuriating.
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  I think it's because I've always wanted to play
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  basketball and I'm terrible at it. But you're
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  7 '5". Jesus Christ, dude. I'm going to press
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  this freaking button right here. Jesus Christ.
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  I had some chicken parm last night around 10
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  o 'clock and just had a stomach ache all night.
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  I feel like I repeat the beginning of the show
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  every day. I don't feel good. I don't want to
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  record. And then afterwards, I'm good to go.
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  Attention, FM DJs, your morning show prep begins
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  now. Loud. Rude. aggressive and those are as
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  good qualities a sick person with a powerful
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  tool Door is closing. Hi, this is Ryan Hoppy's
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  mom, and you're listening to Hoppy Hour. Welcome
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  back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Yes, now.
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  What? Now, now, now, now. If I hit this button,
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  boom, the whole program's going to start. Okay,
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  well, hit it. All right. All right. And now,
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  something completely different. Hoppy Hour starts
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  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy
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  Hour with Hoppy. Hoppy. Y 'all now. What day
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  it is. Hey, guys. What's up, G? Want to go to
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  Chachki's? Get some coffee? It's a little early.
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  I gotta get out of here. I think I'm gonna lose
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  it. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case
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  of the Mundus. One more time. Uh -oh. Sounds
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  like somebody's got a case of the Mundus. And...
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  Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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  the Mundus. And finally... Uh -oh. Sounds like
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  somebody's got a case of the Mundus. And we always
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  gotta play this. Let me ask you something. When
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  you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
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  real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
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  like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. No,
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  man. Shit, no, man. I believe you get your ass
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  kicked saying something like that, man. Oh, man.
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  I am here. I am talking to you. You can call
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  me. 856. 49 Happy, and that's 856 -494 -6773.
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  You can tweet at me, at Ryan Happy Radio. All
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  right. Let's see here. I was on TikTok the other
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  night, and I'm not the biggest fan of watching
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  food videos because I just want to eat the food.
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  I'm telling you. I would rather see a food video
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  where they say how great the food is. I saw this
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  jackass on TikTok. I don't know what his name
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  was. He just looked like a contrarian douche.
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  And the thing that happened was he did a video
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  of the worst pizza in St. Pete. I commented.
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  I was like, dude. In this economy, this is kind
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  of a rude thing to do. And then he blocked me
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  like a bitch. Really bothered me. Now, I do think
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  there is a time and place for like a food critic
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  to, you know, critique the food. But not in this
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  economy, man. No. Also, I don't know. I'm just
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  so not into the World Cup. I've never been in
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  a soccer. I don't like a game where it can end
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  in a tie. I mean, call me crazy. Starting to
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  wake up a little bit. Call me crazy. But if there's
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  a game that ends in a 1 -1 time, no thank you,
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  man. It's a lot of running, a lot of cardio.
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  I do have a memory, though, of the 2010 World
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  Cup. I think I was in Brazil. Let me look up.
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  One second here. Where was the 2010 World Cup?
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  South Africa. Not even close. Okay. It was in
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  Johannesburg, Cape Town, Port Elizabeth, Durban.
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  And I remember watching it with my grandpa. That
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  was the year of Landon Donovan getting that goal
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  in the World Cup. And my grandpa was asking me,
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  what's going on? Here's the winning goal versus
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  Algeria. I remember this. The one good part of
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  the game. Can you believe this? Go, go, USA.
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  So I was lodging down with my grandpa. My grandpa
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  was the type of kid that like, I don't know.
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  I used to carry around, I think it was the Audacity
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  of Hope, Obama's book, just to be cool, because
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  I like Obama. And my grandpa would be like, what's
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  the book about? Because he was curious. And he
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  might have known that I wasn't reading it. And
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  it's just one of those things that it's been
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  making me think about it because he'd be like,
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  what does the yellow card mean? And I'm like,
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  I don't know, dude. I'm just trying to bond with
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  you. You got four months left on this planet.
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  Mm -hmm. So that was something that I thought
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  about, visiting him at Lutheran home, nursing
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  home, over there in Arlington Heights, Illinois,
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  where my grandpa was. The other memory I have
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  was the 2010. Super Bowl between Peyton Manning
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  and the Indianapolis Cubs. And the team is known
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  as the New Orleans Saints that went on to win.
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  And it was the fourth quarter. Peyton Manning
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  is driving down the field. And my grandpa was
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  trying to watch the game. As this play was going
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  on. It's 24 -17 New Orleans with three minutes
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  left. So while this is happening, there's this
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  overweight Russian nurse named Helga. She looked
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  like a Helga. And the food tray was at the bottom
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  of my grandpa's bed. He was like, hey! Hey! Down
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  in front! That is so funny. I think about that
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  man very often. He was a frogman in World War
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  II, probably killed a lot of people, was an absolute
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  badass. I was not allowed to play Modern Warfare
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  2 when he was over. I had to be Super Mario.
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  He had PTSD before I was a PTSD. By the way,
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  it was a really funny Friday. I go to work, log
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  my hours, and I'm like, yes, tonight I get to
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  watch the New York Knicks. So, I go to this kava
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  bar at Air Sports. And I put on my laptop. I'm
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  all ready. Because I don't listen to the announcers.
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  I listen to podcasts and music. So, I go to this
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  site called Daddy Life. Because I was not in
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  the mood to pay for Hulu, ESPN for another month.
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  It was $30. Which, that was enough to watch ESPN
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  and Disney. Because the thing, ladies and gentlemen,
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  all boys and girls, is YouTube TV is $95 a month.
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  I'm not paying a thousand bucks a year for YouTube.
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  Kiss my ass. Well, what happened was, I go to
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  this site, Daddy Live, one of those sites that
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  are illegal. But I'm such a gangster. I'm a streaming
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  gangster. I'm the Tommy Egan of watching sports
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  illegally. Anyway. And there's like a, there's
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  like a, TV special for the Toy Story 5 movie
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  I'm going to have to see. I love Toy Story. And
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  I was like, oh, it's tomorrow. It was very, it
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  wasn't deflating, but I was like, oh, I got nothing
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  else to do the rest of the night. The girl I
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  hooked up with nine days ago. I thought it was
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  a good performance on my part, but she ghosted
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  on me. She was a hot piece of ass Asian girl.
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  Oh, she was fine. But dumb. She came over at
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  six. I've said this joke a lot to people. She
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  came over at six and then she came at 618 and
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  then was gone by 624. So, there you go. Don't
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  know why I said that. So, I got no prospects
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  right now. Not that I need prospects, but it
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  would be nice to have somebody to cuddle with.
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  It would be nice. No. But the thing is, I'm getting
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  a little more into porn. You have to. You got
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  to get your rocks off. Although I hate when a
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  girl doesn't want to bang. She's like, well,
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  you guys got porn. I'm like, yeah. Nothing's
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  exciting like watching two people bang. I give
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  it a one bang. Being around shock jocks and edgy
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  radio and all that nonsense has made me into
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  a guy that I love sex more than anything. And
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  it was a little porn. And this film, I mean,
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  it was this Latina girl. It was phenomenal. It
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  was great. Amazing. Almost too real. Climax reached
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  the top of Mount Everest. And I got to the ending
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  to see what it's like. And it was like 25 seconds
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  of a hose coming out. No pun intended. And I
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  was like, wait, wait, wait. I've never seen a
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  money shot like that. I was very confused. I
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  know it's a family show, but I've never seen
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  anything like this. And I scrolled down and it
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  said it was AI porn. And that's when I felt like
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  an absolute idiot. When you have a 20 second
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  money shot that looks like ice cream coming out
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  of a McDonald's ice cream machine. I was like,
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  that's not real. But when you hear that girls
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  don't even like doing porn, it makes you realize
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  that it is kind of real. It's as real as the
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  porn that we consume. Come soon. Okay, and by
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  the way, I think the porn business needs to get
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  a little more creative. Mm -hmm. Oh, I'm banging
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  my stepdaughter. I'm banging my stepsister. Oh,
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  I'm banging my wife's best friend. Oh, I'm banging
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  my wife's sister. I'm banging my step -grandma.
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  It's all this family stuff. It's off -putting.
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  Why can't they have scenarios? Be like, yeah,
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  match with this girl on Bumble. I want the Pelican
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  Puff. We got two drinks. And there's that. All
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  right, that's what a girl, this is what happened
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  nine days ago. She wanted to go on the beach,
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  but then just wanted to bang, and then was gone
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  from my house in 20 minutes. You can just have
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  that acting. They got to get a little more creative
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  out there. Oh, daddy, shut up. The hell's wrong
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  with you? I don't want to watch that. It's very
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  off -putting. No, don't get me wrong. I love
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  me a nice cougar. There's nothing better. But
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  I like a cougar where it's like you earn the
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  cougar. You wine and dine him. Or you take him
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  out to get a drink. I don't like a cougar where
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  it's like, oh, it's my friend's mom. Although
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  I did have a few milfs in my hometown growing
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  up. So I got to tread lightly on this. Not really.
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  I don't really care. I've never really treaded
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  lightly on the show. I think we all know that.
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  But I think Ozempic, Manjaro, whatever it's called.
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  Patheticness is what they should call the next
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  one. They should call it douchey douche pills.
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  I don't know. That was a terrible joke. You know
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  what? It was originally for diabetes. And then
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  people were like, well, I used to take pride
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  in being like the only skinny person around.
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  I'm not skinny, skinny. Like during 2019, I was
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  like 248 during the keto diet. I was a freaking
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  hog. But you know how many bathroom sessions
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  I had to deal with to lose that weight? You think
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  eating a slab of bacon is just normal? And popcorn.
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  And no carbs. I did all that work. And I swam
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  and lifted before I had back pain. The co -worker
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  once said, once you turn 30, your check knee
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  engine light comes on and it's very internal.
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  But I've done it. Oh, it's skinny now. But it
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  looks terrible. I saw this radio DJ who was an,
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  I'm not going to say who. Absolute legend. Absolute
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  legend. And the guy was never fat. Maybe he had
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  a bit of a belly, but like a belly I have. Let
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  me talk to my belly. What's up, belly? It's one
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  of those bellies, like a little pouch. I don't
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  know about a pouch, but you know what I mean.
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  That was not making sense. It's like a little
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  belly. It's nothing bad. And his radio show just
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  came back, and I saw a picture of him. And I
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  was like, are you serious, dude? Isis! Isis!
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  i've looked at him he was so freaking skinny
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  like dude you aren't fat now someone like i don't
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  know this is how you know what my algorithm is
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  someone like joe budden the rapper with the great
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  podcast he's getting literally sponsored by manjaro
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  and he's losing weight and he looks great but
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  he was fat before he's tall but he was fat and
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  that looks good on him He is six foot. I thought
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  he was a little taller. But I don't know. Everybody's
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  got to be. You know what? That's why I've had
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  people ask me, like, oh, you want this, like,
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  the minor league stuff? Like, not quite as I'm
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  big, but I've had people offer me, like, oh,
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  you want to do this endorsement? No, I'm good.
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  I forget who I was, what radio guy I was. I think
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  it was the Woody show or. Who was it? There was
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  somebody I interviewed. They said if they didn't
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  believe in an endorsement, they weren't going
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  to, you know. Who was it? Doesn't matter. But
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  there was a radio host that it was. No, no, I
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  know what it was. It was we had a team meeting
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  with Kevin Legrette at Beasley Media Group. Great
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  guy. He's the head of programming for the company.
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  And he was talking about Elliot in the morning,
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  I believe. And that Elliot, if he does not believe
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  in the endorsement, I think it is. Anyway. If
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  I don't believe it and endorse it, I'm not going
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  to lie to you. I'll be like, oh, this is a great
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  shot. Makes your blue butt. I don't know. I like
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  having a little meat on the buns. I take pleasure
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  in it. It's skinny. I want to be the one. It's
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  not. Yes. These are the things that bother me
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  in my head. You probably think I'm insane. Because
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  I am. All right. It is time for Hoppy's Inbox.
• 27:11
  Oh, geez. Oh. It's time for Hoppy's Inbox. Only
• 27:15
  on Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. Oh, yes. I made
• 27:19
  a post. It said Jalen Bronson is what Derrick
• 27:24
  Rose was supposed to be. I have two comments
• 27:29
  from my old co -host, Ryan Risky, who's a sports
• 27:32
  anchor over there in Pennsylvania. So proud of
• 27:35
  him. He said to me. One of the biggest what -ifs
• 27:43
  in Chicago sports history will be if Derrick
• 27:46
  Rose stayed healthy. He was on a Hall of Fame
• 27:48
  trajectory. And he also said, I don't think it's
• 27:50
  a stretch to say what Derrick Rose was becoming
• 27:52
  before injuries ruined his career. I think Derrick
• 27:55
  Rose should still go on to the Hall of Fame.
• 27:58
  I mean, Tracy McGrady went in. He didn't do a
• 28:00
  deadly squat, but score. I'm just saying. It's
• 28:07
  one of those things, ladies and gentlemen, boys
• 28:09
  and girls, that anybody goes into the Hall of
• 28:17
  Fame, and it's also one of those things that,
• 28:22
  you know, it's the Basketball Hall of Fame, not
• 28:25
  the NBA Hall of Fame. I'm going to try to call
• 28:27
  my old co -host, Ryan Ruski. Let's see if he
• 28:29
  picks up. Like I say every time, this is how
• 28:33
  you know War of the Roses is fake. Because I'm
• 28:36
  not guaranteed that he's going to pick up. He
• 28:39
  could easily not pick up. And I'd be screwed
• 28:41
  out of luck. And this would be a pointless bet.
• 28:46
  Well, I was looking for a risky. My ex's mom's
• 28:50
  last name is Rich's. And I saw the name. And
• 28:52
  I was like, oh, the memory is. Remember one time
• 28:55
  my ex was like, oh, you should go. on a jet ski
• 29:00
  with my mom, and I'm thinking, if I'm behind
• 29:02
  your mom, I'm going to get an erection. And I
• 29:05
  told her that. And there might be a reason why
• 29:07
  we're not together anymore. Let's see what's
• 29:09
  going on, if I can get Ryan Risky to pick up.
• 29:18
  It's probably going to be like it's a spam caller.
• 29:21
  Because it's an 856 -494 -6773 number. Hello?
• 29:31
  No! It's me, Dad! God damn it! He picked up and
• 29:37
  hung up! Damn it! I want to talk to him! Let
• 29:43
  me try one more time. Hello? How do you not know
• 29:58
  my number, Ryan Risky? I'm kidding. Well, it
• 30:02
  comes up as an 856 number from New Jersey. Yeah,
• 30:05
  that's my show's hotline number. It's on Google
• 30:08
  Voice. How are you, sir? Oh, no, I'm good. How
• 30:11
  about you? So I was reading, I do Hoppy's Inbox
• 30:14
  where I read my messages and I was reading your
• 30:15
  messages about Derrick Rose. And first of all,
• 30:18
  I wanted to ask, are you working in Pennsylvania
• 30:20
  now? So I'm actually in between jobs right now.
• 30:26
  I'm still in Pennsylvania for a couple more weeks.
• 30:29
  Oh, man. What's the future holding? I'm going
• 30:34
  to a TV station in Peoria. Closer to Chicago.
• 30:40
  Two and a half hours from my parents' house.
• 30:42
  Yeah, and by the way, we grew up in the Chicago
• 30:46
  era. I interviewed Gene Greco one time. He said
• 30:49
  that... Chicago TV was like the Hollywood of
• 30:54
  Chicago. Oh, my God. Whenever I go home, Ryan,
• 30:56
  those news anchors, they're not bad, but all
• 30:59
  the ones that are our age are so unmemorable.
• 31:02
  We need Ryan Risky there to spice things up.
• 31:07
  I know. Yeah, we'll see if I ever get there.
• 31:11
  Yeah, I have to remind myself, a lot of my friends
• 31:14
  in the media. have to kind of, like, hold their
• 31:16
  opinions back, and I'm the jackass that says
• 31:18
  it. Ryan Reske, I wanted to ask you, because
• 31:21
  I was talking about it. Do you believe that if
• 31:25
  Derrick Rose never got hurt, and let's say we
• 31:27
  had Mike Brown as a coach, because he probably
• 31:29
  could have been the coach in 2012. Do you believe
• 31:31
  if they never had Thibodeau, do you think he
• 31:34
  ever could have gone past the Heat and then maybe
• 31:37
  beat the Thunder or Spurs, Derrick Rose and the
• 31:39
  Bulls? Oh, yeah. I mean, like, we saw how good
• 31:43
  he was. Yeah, I mean, because, dude, when I...
• 31:47
  Like, imagine, like, imagine, like, if Rose was,
• 31:51
  like, the MVP Rose when he was playing with Jimmy
• 31:53
  Butler. I mean, that's probably one of the best
• 31:55
  front courts in the NBA. Well, yeah, it's that
• 31:58
  and the fact that when I watch... Okay, so you
• 32:01
  know my Jalen Brunson history, right? I tell
• 32:03
  everybody this story. Do you know my Brunson
• 32:05
  story? So when he was a freshman, when I was
• 32:09
  a freshman, no, no, no, it's backwards. When
• 32:11
  I was a senior at Hersey in Arlington Heights,
• 32:13
  for some reason in the playoffs in our first
• 32:15
  game, it might've been our second game, I'm pretty
• 32:18
  sure it was our first game. Everybody on the
• 32:21
  team was a senior. There was maybe one junior,
• 32:24
  but everybody was a senior. And we play Stevenson
• 32:27
  and we're like, oh, it's the rich kid. Oh, they
• 32:30
  suck, blah, blah, blah. And everyone's like,
• 32:32
  oh, this Jalen kid only got the position because
• 32:35
  his dad's the coach for the Bulls back when Rose
• 32:37
  was on the Bulls. And let me tell you, all the
• 32:40
  kids that were running their mouth around, that
• 32:43
  dude probably scored. It may have only been 20
• 32:45
  points, but it felt like 100 points. He blew
• 32:48
  us out of the playoffs. And everybody that was
• 32:50
  a douchebag to me was crying. And that Monday
• 32:53
  in... In writing class, I just kept bringing
• 32:56
  it up because I was amazed. And my friends were
• 32:58
  telling me to shut up. So ever since then, I've
• 33:01
  been a Brunson fan. And now you've got to remember,
• 33:04
  I'm pretty sure Brunson probably hung out a little
• 33:06
  bit with Rose because his dad was the assistant
• 33:08
  coach. So, dude, whenever I watch him attack
• 33:11
  the hole, the only thing he does better is that
• 33:14
  he doesn't fall to the ground like Rose. But
• 33:17
  the way he attacks the basket, dude, him and
• 33:20
  Ja Morant are the two people that I see a lot
• 33:22
  of Derrick Rose in. Yeah, and Ja's got his own
• 33:28
  issues to deal with off the court. Ja wants to
• 33:30
  be a gangsta when he can be an all -time great.
• 33:33
  I will never understand. By the way, before I
• 33:35
  let you go, I know you're probably busy, but
• 33:37
  I want to ask you, I don't like Wemby. I went
• 33:40
  into the playoffs. I didn't watch a lot of Spurs
• 33:42
  games this year because they're on late. I would
• 33:44
  watch like 20 minutes of it. But oh my lord,
• 33:47
  dude, I don't understand. I think it's because
• 33:51
  we're like younger millennials, elder Gen Z.
• 33:55
  We're in the middle. We're called Zillennial,
• 33:57
  93 to 97. And there's this weird mix where we
• 34:01
  saw the old school players and we've seen the
• 34:03
  up and comers. Wemby was five years old when
• 34:05
  Curry was drafted. So his whole life he's watched
• 34:08
  the Heat, Kevin Durant, and Stephen Curry. What
• 34:12
  I'm saying is... Dude, I did this whole rant
• 34:15
  about it. He's 7 -5. Two things. First of all,
• 34:19
  in that tip -in by OG, why is he not in the paint?
• 34:23
  At least batting the ball down or grabbing the
• 34:25
  rebound. And number two, every time he attacks
• 34:28
  the paint, if he has good footwork, he scores
• 34:31
  the ball. Now, you can tell me. I don't really
• 34:33
  do a lot of sports talk. This is the most I do.
• 34:36
  But I feel like if he just stood in the paint,
• 34:39
  he would be like... I don't know, scoring 50
• 34:42
  points a game, but he wants to, like, shoot threes.
• 34:45
  And I'm like, bro, you're seven freaking five.
• 34:52
  Yeah, I mean, he's definitely a physical specimen
• 34:55
  that we've pretty much never seen before because
• 34:57
  usually guys that tall aren't able to shoot.
• 34:59
  Yeah, because how tall is Yao? Yao Ming, he was
• 35:05
  over. I think he might have been 7 '3". Let me
• 35:07
  look that up. Yao Ming height. If I recall, he
• 35:11
  didn't have a shot. He just played inside. They
• 35:14
  said he's 7 '6". I don't know about that. I don't.
• 35:19
  There's no way that Yao Ming's tall. I mean,
• 35:22
  I guess it's true, but yeah. I would rather have
• 35:25
  him. I just don't. I don't think. I don't know.
• 35:28
  I don't. How do I say it? I don't think Lemby
• 35:32
  listens to other people. Cause I think he, if
• 35:34
  he just spent the whole summer learning how to
• 35:37
  be like Tim Duncan, he'll win every ring. The
• 35:40
  dude's unstoppable, but he won. I just, and De
• 35:44
  'Aaron Fox, dude, bringing his loser franchise
• 35:47
  mentality, man. I am. I was astounded. bonehead
• 35:53
  plays. And what's funny is there's like that
• 35:56
  whole time Mike Brown got fired a year and a
• 35:59
  half ago because he was calling out De 'Aaron
• 36:00
  for doing dumb things at the end of the game
• 36:02
  and then it just kind of came full circle. But
• 36:05
  Ryan, how can people follow you online? Well,
• 36:10
  I mean, I'm on Twitter. It's at rrisky with three
• 36:14
  y's at the end. Going back to your Wemby point,
• 36:18
  I think that's also on coaching for not trying
• 36:21
  to see what they can do inside, too. Well, let's
• 36:24
  be honest here. Mitch Johnson's a good assistant
• 36:27
  coach, but he's pretty much only there because
• 36:31
  Popovich isn't healthy enough. I mean, that's
• 36:36
  what happened. Yeah, I think the Spurs probably
• 36:38
  should have won that series. I mean, they had
• 36:40
  a double -digit point lead in every game. It's
• 36:42
  crazy. I mean, the one they were up by 29. Dude,
• 36:44
  in the last game, they were down like, what,
• 36:47
  15, 16, the Knicks were? And I told my friend,
• 36:49
  I said to her, I said, Knicks are going to win
• 36:51
  because they were only down five in like the
• 36:54
  halftime. And I went, you know what? No, no,
• 36:56
  no. Knicks are going to. I don't know what it
• 36:58
  is about. I don't know if they. They kind of
• 37:00
  almost reminded me a little bit, I was telling
• 37:03
  people this, of like the heat from like 12, 14
• 37:05
  years ago when we were in the radio trade school,
• 37:07
  like that era where you kind of are down to the
• 37:10
  Pacers or to the Knicks or Bulls, but then in
• 37:13
  the second half, there's something to that. It
• 37:16
  was the opposite. The Spurs would be hot in the
• 37:19
  first half. The fourth quarter, they were playing
• 37:22
  a different brand of basketball. It was, I mean,
• 37:25
  like... And then, as you mentioned, there are
• 37:28
  dumb mistakes at the end of a couple of games
• 37:31
  that cost him, like that turnover by Wemby when
• 37:33
  he threw it off his teammates' back when he wasn't
• 37:36
  looking. This is what I'm talking about. Why
• 37:39
  is a guy who's almost a foot taller than me?
• 37:42
  Why is a guy who's 7 '5 dribbling as a point
• 37:45
  guard? It should be the opposite. It should be
• 37:48
  Castle or De 'Aaron or Harper dribbling and then
• 37:51
  giving it to him in the paint. Why is the 7 '5?
• 37:55
  I don't think he likes how tall he is. I think
• 37:57
  he grew up. You got to remember he's young. So
• 38:00
  nine years ago when Durant joined the... The
• 38:04
  Warriors, he was like 13. And then the other
• 38:08
  thing I learned, you know who his mentor is,
• 38:11
  like his go -to guy to learn everything from?
• 38:14
  Who's that? Rudy Gobert. Doesn't it make sense
• 38:17
  now? Yeah. The, like, dirtiness and the, like,
• 38:23
  kind of passive -aggressive play, that's Rudy
• 38:25
  Gobert, dude. Right. Yeah. I have a few OG listeners
• 38:33
  from our Hoppy and Super Rich show, which is
• 38:36
  like a Mandela effect. I don't even know if it
• 38:37
  ever existed. I talked to Timmer maybe five years
• 38:41
  ago, but dude, getting a hold of Super Rich is
• 38:47
  like trying to reach out to Obama. Do you know
• 38:50
  what Super Rich is doing? No. I love the guy.
• 38:55
  I tag him in occasional posts when we want to
• 38:58
  get to... Like the go get tours of the news,
• 39:01
  like channel five or channel. And there's no,
• 39:03
  and it's like radio silence, but then his grandma
• 39:06
  likes it. And I'm like, Ryan, talk to me. Anyway,
• 39:11
  did he respond to you the last time you reached
• 39:13
  out? I don't think I've talked to him probably
• 39:16
  since 2016, maybe 2019. It's not been in this
• 39:21
  decade. It might've been. Let me just see if
• 39:24
  I have any text messages from him. I just, I'm
• 39:26
  like, dude, talk to me. You were like the important
• 39:29
  part of my, let me see here. I asked him if he
• 39:34
  could leave me, our last text was January 30th,
• 39:37
  2020. Said, hey bro, can you give me a five out
• 39:40
  of five on this podcast? And he goes, he goes,
• 39:43
  yeah, bro, I got you. And then I texted him a
• 39:46
  picture of something. I don't, I don't. I don't
• 39:54
  know what it is, but now that you're in Peoria,
• 39:56
  are you going to be in Chicago during Christmas?
• 40:01
  I honestly have no idea. I don't know what work
• 40:04
  schedule is going to look like and who can potentially
• 40:07
  get time off or not. I feel that. Well, when
• 40:10
  I'm going to be in Chicago, I think it's like
• 40:12
  the... I think it's like the 19th through the
• 40:15
  26th. I was just in Chicago in April and then
• 40:19
  last May, two Mays ago. So I've been going a
• 40:22
  little bit. But yeah, Illinois is different,
• 40:26
  dude. It's not what I recognize. It's a lot different.
• 40:34
  Yeah. The weirdest part. It would be good to
• 40:36
  get back in the Midwest, though. Yeah. Ryan,
• 40:38
  the weirdest part. Now, let's say these opinions
• 40:43
  go with me and not the professional news anchor.
• 40:45
  But buying marijuana in high school was a freaking
• 40:49
  chore, dude. Now, there's like three dispensaries
• 40:52
  right by Hersey. I'm like, that's not good. Yeah.
• 40:58
  It's different. The only thing I'll say is finally,
• 41:00
  Illinois lawmakers realized the amount of tax
• 41:03
  money they could get from selling marijuana legally.
• 41:06
  Yeah, and then Florida has it where it's like
• 41:08
  freaking, it's only medical. But I just am like,
• 41:11
  it's just so crazy to me because it was such
• 41:14
  a foreign thing. Because think about if you got
• 41:17
  a 21 year old. Remember how you have to really
• 41:19
  like go to some apartment. Secret to try to find
• 41:23
  it. Oh, yeah. Finally, the lawmakers realized
• 41:29
  that. It's in the state regardless if they want
• 41:33
  it or not. It's whether do we want the tax money
• 41:36
  for it. Well, bro, the thing is, too, is like
• 41:38
  there was one time on 420 in 2012. Around 2012
• 41:43
  or 2011 is when I first began seeing the vape.
• 41:47
  I remember I took a hit of a weed vape in the
• 41:50
  bathroom, and then I went to the Media Tech morning
• 41:53
  news segment, and I think my teacher knew I was
• 41:55
  stoned because he was the only teacher I really
• 41:58
  got along with. And he was like, Ryan, you okay?
• 42:01
  You okay? You okay? And he totally knew. But
• 42:05
  that was one time. I can only imagine. I would
• 42:09
  say maybe one -eighth of the kids have to be
• 42:12
  stoned. Because if you got an older brother,
• 42:14
  first of all, if you're, I think it's only 18,
• 42:17
  right? Or is it 21 in Illinois? Because if you're
• 42:18
  a senior, you can, it's a problem. Honestly,
• 42:22
  I couldn't tell you. I've never been to a dispensary.
• 42:25
  I went to one two months ago. It's kind of interesting.
• 42:28
  Cause it's, it's so, you know, my mom very well.
• 42:31
  I used to have to hide the, I used to have to
• 42:33
  hide departing from her. Now I'm like on the
• 42:36
  back porch and she's just like closing. It's
• 42:38
  just, we're doing, we're, we're living in the
• 42:40
  future, dude. You know who I talk to all the
• 42:42
  time is Anthony Cabildas. I still get, keep up
• 42:46
  the good work comments from him. So that's only
• 42:48
  him. And then you, or the two people I talked
• 42:52
  to, because for people listening, we went to
• 42:54
  a radio trade school together. Remember when
• 42:56
  I was in the principal's office? Do you remember
• 43:02
  when I got in trouble there? Yep. Because I made
• 43:06
  the social media post about, everybody was like,
• 43:09
  whenever we would be mad at the trades. $16 ,000.
• 43:13
  So the school costed $16 ,000. And I think I
• 43:16
  heard it from somebody because my uncle paid
• 43:18
  for it. And I posted like, what is this $16 ,000
• 43:23
  for? And I think one of the sports nerds ratted
• 43:24
  on me. And I was like, I'm paying. The post was
• 43:28
  just $16 ,000. Well, most of the people in your
• 43:34
  class hated you. I look back at my time. It was
• 43:39
  tough because a lot of them. were just learning
• 43:43
  radio and I had been studying it since fourth
• 43:45
  grade and then I already interned with like Steve
• 43:47
  Dahl and I was just, it was just, it was not
• 43:51
  meant. It kind of describes everything, dude.
• 43:54
  But Ryan. Did I say you're going to Rover Fest?
• 43:59
  No, no, no, no. Was that a joke? No, no. It worked.
• 44:04
  It got me talked about. No. I was like, I'm going
• 44:08
  to, okay. I'm going to Cleveland for a radio.
• 44:13
  The morning show boot camp is in Cleveland this
• 44:15
  year. So I looked for the picture of me and Shane
• 44:18
  French, and I posted it, and I said, yo, Rover,
• 44:21
  I'm going to be in, and I said, your town, which
• 44:23
  is, and I put it Cleveland because he hates Cleveland.
• 44:25
  And I said, this time I won't be blackout drunk.
• 44:28
  It was me. One thing that I've gained since the
• 44:31
  last time I saw you is I try to emulate 50 Cent
• 44:33
  trolling Diddy. And I troll, like, the people
• 44:37
  I used to work with that were douchebags. I troll
• 44:39
  them. Like, I troll Kelta. So that was me trolling.
• 44:43
  Because I had a few people ask me. And I've done
• 44:45
  that before. Did some of you and Rover and all
• 44:49
  the people on that show, like, you know, erase
• 44:51
  the old wounds? I'm trying to. What's up? Oh,
• 44:57
  they don't seem like the kind of people that
• 44:59
  are very forgiving. But they got to see through
• 45:03
  their... You know me. I was trolling. Because
• 45:09
  I do it about maybe... I don't know. Once every
• 45:14
  six months, I'll post a picture. Because it works.
• 45:18
  The funny part is if I do that with the show
• 45:21
  I worked on in Tampa, people around... Here's
• 45:24
  the different part. is I think in Cleveland,
• 45:27
  there's literally nothing else to do for like
• 45:29
  six months because it's cold. So they get more
• 45:32
  of a parasocial. That's the hot word. They feel
• 45:34
  like they know you. So they live more on the
• 45:37
  computer. They archive the show more. Here in
• 45:39
  Florida, when they listen to the radio, they're
• 45:41
  driving to their welder or their landscaping
• 45:44
  job. So they're more listening. So if you're
• 45:47
  not on the radio in Tampa, you're kind of irrelevant.
• 45:50
  But I still get a ton of listens in Cleveland.
• 45:52
  So I'd say to all, you got to remember, dude,
• 45:55
  it's all about, that was a PR stunt and it worked
• 45:57
  because it got like 10 ,000 views and I didn't
• 45:59
  even. I will just sit there and I'm like, how
• 46:02
  can I troll the world? And that was what I did.
• 46:04
  No, I don't even think they do Rover Fest anymore.
• 46:08
  All these radio guys, dude, they're all just
• 46:11
  like chilling. And they're like, gee, why is
• 46:13
  radio dying? It's like, well, because you just
• 46:15
  start chilling. But that's another story for
• 46:18
  another day. Talked about you on Rover's Morning
• 46:20
  Glory, too. You know me for 12, 13 years now.
• 46:25
  You know how you probably had to see that and
• 46:28
  go, Ryan's trolling. I remember the one time
• 46:31
  I forgot what you did. This was after you were
• 46:35
  in Tampa. And then they were like, and then they
• 46:39
  started talking about whatever it was on the
• 46:41
  show, and they were trying to make fun of you,
• 46:43
  and then you, like, quote tweeted one of them
• 46:45
  and said, Appreciate all the exposure. I got
• 46:50
  more listens on my latest podcast or something
• 46:52
  like that. Yeah, that's the best part. What it
• 46:56
  is was, it's so stupid. There's this guy named
• 46:59
  Brother Weeds who's in Rochester, New York, who's
• 47:02
  like one of my closest mentors. Like, I don't
• 47:04
  talk to him every day. He's like 80 years old,
• 47:06
  but Rover never beat him in the ratings. So when
• 47:09
  I interviewed him like three months after I got
• 47:12
  fired, maybe six months after I got fired in
• 47:13
  2015, this is before I took speech class and
• 47:16
  really just started getting better at talking.
• 47:18
  So he was asking me, how many listens do you
• 47:23
  have? And I said, yesterday I had 70 downloads.
• 47:27
  So then they cut the audio and left out everything
• 47:31
  else. And then, so that was probably what it
• 47:34
  was. It still follows me. You'll notice, I bet
• 47:36
  on that post, I deleted or I muted the comments,
• 47:40
  but I still get the 70 downloads. So that's probably
• 47:43
  what it was. Actually, I think that is what it
• 47:46
  was. And then you thank them for the exposure.
• 47:51
  I'm always going to troll, dude. Ryan, we got
• 47:54
  to catch up, dude. Yeah, for sure. All right,
• 47:58
  thank you for picking up. I'm glad you didn't
• 48:01
  hang up on me. No, it's pre -recorded, but it
• 48:05
  sounds like it's live. It's close enough. Oh,
• 48:07
  okay, I got you. See, this is for the podcast.
• 48:10
  Okay, well, before we go, I will say, I saw your
• 48:14
  post yesterday about Jalen Brunson and the Rose.
• 48:16
  I was like, you know, if he stayed healthy, he
• 48:19
  was on a Hall of Fame. Chicago legend trajectory.
• 48:22
  Dude, I still think he's going to go into the
• 48:25
  Hall of Fame because of what he did at... What
• 48:27
  was the name of the school he went to? What was
• 48:29
  the high school? Simeon. Yes, I can remember.
• 48:33
  I think he'll get in because of that in Memphis
• 48:35
  and for changing the point guard position. I
• 48:38
  think he'll get in like... Dude, if frickin'
• 48:42
  Tracy McGrady can get in who never won a playoff
• 48:45
  series without being on the bench, I think...
• 48:50
  Dude, I think Rose gets in. I think it's the
• 48:52
  sympathy. I mean, youngest MVP in the history
• 48:57
  of the game. I mean, he was on a path to become
• 49:01
  one of the greatest players ever. Dude, what
• 49:03
  about freaking Stacey King? That bummed me out.
• 49:05
  Jesus Christ. Oh, man. Especially those early
• 49:10
  2000s Bulls teams when you could tell they were
• 49:13
  on the rise. He made the game so much fun to
• 49:15
  watch. I want to go higher. I want to go higher.
• 49:20
  Give me the hot sauce. I mean, he was great.
• 49:24
  Obviously, one of my favorite Stacey King stories
• 49:27
  is there was a night the Bulls played Cleveland,
• 49:31
  and the game went to overtime, and Michael Jordan
• 49:34
  scored a career -high 69 points, and Stacey King
• 49:38
  scored one, and he said it was the night that
• 49:40
  him and Jordan combined for 70. That's just him.
• 49:48
  He had such a great sense of humor about himself.
• 49:52
  Yeah, and he had swag to him. Well, I liked that
• 49:55
  he met all the fans. I loved interacting with
• 50:00
  the fans. Well, bro, I'm... He never let the
• 50:03
  moment get too big for him. I'm proud of myself.
• 50:06
  I do this thing. I still listen to Howard Stern.
• 50:09
  I watched David Letterman before he went off
• 50:11
  air and Leno. I like to watch the greats before
• 50:13
  they get off. And this year, there was something
• 50:16
  that told me because I had the NBA package. I
• 50:18
  said, let me just watch some Bulls games. And
• 50:20
  I watched the game. I forget who they played,
• 50:22
  but when they retired Rose's jersey and I watched
• 50:24
  the whole thing. And a part of me is really grateful
• 50:27
  that I still got to watch. I would have hated...
• 50:32
  There was just something that said, watch the
• 50:33
  Bulls. And I'm glad I did the last, I don't know,
• 50:36
  five years. I've watched enough that I still
• 50:38
  got my Stacey King fix. Yeah, yeah. No, that
• 50:43
  was really awesome when they retired Rose's number.
• 50:47
  They had to, bro. Youngest MVP ever. Yeah, I
• 50:52
  mean, it's just also one of those, also the hometown
• 50:54
  kid. You know, I think it's also trying to show
• 50:57
  an example of like, you know, you... for people
• 51:00
  that are growing up probably in the area that
• 51:01
  he did that, you know, you don't have to turn
• 51:03
  to like a life of crime or things like that.
• 51:06
  Yeah. That's actually a great point. Cause I
• 51:09
  was, do you know the rapper? Yeah. What he meant
• 51:13
  to the city in different ways that, yeah, they,
• 51:16
  that was one of the reasons they needed to retire
• 51:18
  his number. And again, like he, he couldn't control
• 51:22
  the fact that he kept getting injured. What do
• 51:24
  you call it? Have you heard of the rapper Lil
• 51:25
  Dirk? No. Okay. So Lil Durk's from like the same
• 51:30
  area. And I started listening to him in high
• 51:34
  school. He was like the same age as me. And him
• 51:36
  and Chief Keef put out mixtapes in like 2012.
• 51:40
  And he's like supposedly like murdered people
• 51:43
  and put hits on people and that. And I'm just
• 51:46
  thinking like everybody was viewing him as the
• 51:50
  face of Chicago. The mayor gave him a freaking
• 51:53
  key to the city. And that brings back to the
• 51:56
  point that, like, that's why Derrick Rose was
• 51:58
  so vital for that era was because he was an example
• 52:01
  of you can get out of a bad scenario. You know
• 52:04
  what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. And back to Stacey King,
• 52:09
  one of the things that was so tragic was he was
• 52:11
  so pumped when the Bulls got the number four
• 52:14
  pick and they moved up in the lottery. Yeah.
• 52:17
  Because this draft is like there's like literally
• 52:19
  there's four guys that could go in any order.
• 52:22
  And so he needed a top four pick and the Bulls
• 52:24
  finally got lucky. And he was so pumped for whoever
• 52:27
  they were going to select. I think I think I
• 52:31
  saw someone post about that, that he's not going
• 52:33
  to be able to be happy about the draft pick.
• 52:37
  Right. So he was really pumped to get that top
• 52:40
  four. Well, dude, and I just saw the news. What
• 52:44
  do you think about Tiago Splitter being a new
• 52:46
  coach? I don't really have an opinion of that
• 52:50
  yet. I guess we're just going to have to be open
• 52:53
  -minded and with the new front office and the
• 52:56
  new coaching staff and let's see what they can
• 52:57
  do because, I mean, they've got some young pieces
• 52:59
  to build around. They've got Giddy. They've got
• 53:02
  Fazalas, whoever they take at number four. And
• 53:06
  they've got two first -round picks this year.
• 53:09
  Well, didn't he coach Portland? Yeah, he was
• 53:14
  like their interim coach because it was Chauncey
• 53:16
  Billups got arrested after the first game of
• 53:18
  the season, which that was a whole other thing.
• 53:28
  So, yeah, no, just got to be open -minded and
• 53:31
  hope that... I have my mic off because I'm such
• 53:33
  a professional. No, I think he helped the Trailblazers
• 53:40
  make the playoffs. So it's one of those things
• 53:43
  that, like, maybe he can help the Bulls make
• 53:45
  the playoffs. You know what I mean? Yeah. And
• 53:51
  I believe them making the playoffs is why the
• 53:54
  Bulls have their first -round pick this year,
• 53:56
  because I believe it was, like, lottery protected.
• 53:58
  Yeah, I saw that, too. It's crazy. It's full
• 54:00
  circle. So they've got the fourth pick and, I
• 54:03
  think, the 15th pick? Yes, they do, I believe.
• 54:08
  So... Yeah, you know, the Bulls have been kind
• 54:11
  of irrelevant for a while, so hopefully this
• 54:13
  is just the start of them trying to finally get
• 54:15
  back. to competing. I think this is going to
• 54:18
  be good because especially the fact that he made
• 54:20
  a scrappy team make the first round and do okay
• 54:22
  in the first round. They didn't win, but they
• 54:25
  put up kind of a fight. I think it's good. Once
• 54:28
  again, Ryan Risky, Hoppy OGs will remember him
• 54:32
  as the sports guy and third mic on the Hoppy
• 54:35
  and Super Rich show. Man, that was, I still,
• 54:38
  I still talk to people about that show because
• 54:41
  we were doing classic hip hop, classic, 2000s
• 54:45
  hits pretty much before radio and one time I
• 54:48
  told Chad GBT that and they were like no I'm
• 54:51
  sure someone else no we were literally I follow
• 54:54
  radio dude nobody else was playing Nelly Furtado
• 54:57
  and Ying Yang Twins so we were ahead of the curve
• 55:00
  yeah if only we got some sort of compensation
• 55:06
  for starting that huh yeah You know what was
• 55:10
  funny too? I was looking at the old photos. Remember
• 55:12
  after I got fired from Rover, I was trying to
• 55:15
  bring the show back, but it was, I think it could
• 55:16
  have worked now with Zoom, but it wasn't back
• 55:19
  then. It was Skype or whatever. But do you remember
• 55:21
  when we went to the playground and we were doing
• 55:23
  the parody post that we don't play around and
• 55:26
  all of Cleveland said I was a pedophile? Like,
• 55:28
  no, it's not what I'm going for. Yeah. Yeah,
• 55:33
  no, honestly, I think the whole way you tried
• 55:35
  to bring it back, it was just a few years ahead
• 55:37
  of its time. Well, yeah. Where now it's just,
• 55:39
  kind of normalized that all radio shows just
• 55:42
  have a camera on the host so if you're viewing
• 55:44
  it online versus in the car you can that you
• 55:47
  have you know some sort of picture uh well it's
• 55:50
  it's that and you tried that at um ICB, I think
• 55:57
  it was the Friday Sports Right. You got like
• 55:59
  little mini webcams. Yeah. I think it was Hoppy
• 56:03
  and Super Rich. It's all on YouTube. It's on
• 56:06
  my YouTube page. It was The Edge on air, the
• 56:09
  afternoon show. Okay, it was The Edge where you
• 56:12
  were doing that. And Don Nebraska was like, you
• 56:14
  remind me of Steve Dahl. I like your style. And
• 56:17
  everyone else hated it. I remember management
• 56:22
  at ICB. At least during that time, before there
• 56:27
  was a bunch of turnover. I remember those people
• 56:30
  loved listening to Hoppy and Super Rich on the
• 56:32
  Edge. I remember the girl at the front desk.
• 56:37
  It depended on who was at the front desk, but
• 56:39
  the front desk had to hear us. Yeah. I posted
• 56:46
  the Lean With It, Rock With It music video the
• 56:49
  other day. That was freaking, that is the weirdest
• 56:51
  thing I've ever made. We got Dylan showing up
• 56:54
  in a wheelchair. You got super, them flannel
• 56:56
  boys, not them franchise boys. What a strange
• 57:00
  era that was. You know what's funny is for like
• 57:04
  four or five years, I was given, I don't want
• 57:07
  to say any credit, but I was like not treated
• 57:09
  like an alumni. But then the Ohio Media School,
• 57:13
  The person that runs it went to freaking high
• 57:16
  school with my mom and my mom used to see her
• 57:19
  in the lunchroom. And then she also was a listener
• 57:22
  of Rover. So then I got added to the like be
• 57:25
  on air alumni in Cleveland. So it's so funny
• 57:28
  how I paid to go to school in Illinois and I
• 57:31
  love the school. Cause I learned everything I
• 57:33
  needed to know, but I get no like, Oh, this guy,
• 57:36
  you know, has worked with big shows, whatever.
• 57:38
  But then in Cleveland where I'm there for three
• 57:40
  months, they're like, Oh, let's, let's add you
• 57:42
  to the fricking website and a podcast network.
• 57:45
  It was just funny. Nobody there has ever reached
• 57:48
  out to me or anything to be like, you know, hey,
• 57:50
  here's what some alumni or alums are doing. Because
• 57:54
  I'm like, I've covered Penn State Athletics and
• 57:58
  the Pittsburgh Steelers the past five years.
• 58:00
  I think that'd be something you'd want to promote.
• 58:03
  I know. It's like you got to reach out, but then
• 58:06
  it's like you feel like a narcissist. Like, hey,
• 58:08
  this is what I've done. It's very strange. It's
• 58:11
  very... Yeah, no, I mean, they can reach out
• 58:13
  to me if they want to, which... I attended every
• 58:20
  game, every practice, every media availability,
• 58:25
  every press conference for five years. I think
• 58:29
  that's something you'd want to promote. I don't
• 58:34
  care. I just think that would be a good marketing
• 58:36
  tool. It is what it is. It was funny how me and
• 58:40
  Super Rich, I would just email a producer. I
• 58:42
  would Google WGN Morning News producer and I'd
• 58:45
  find their email. And then we got a tour of ABC7,
• 58:48
  NBC5, and WGN. And then the radio school was
• 58:52
  like, hey, could you help us book some guests?
• 58:55
  I'm like, no! Do it yourself! Not that hard.
• 59:01
  Yeah, you just got to put in a little bit of
• 59:03
  effort. Ryan, how can people find your work again?
• 59:07
  Well, you can find me on Twitter. My Twitter
• 59:10
  handles at rrisky. There's three Ys at the end.
• 59:13
  I haven't been tweeting too much lately since
• 59:16
  right now I'm in between jobs. So I don't really
• 59:20
  have much going on right now. I'm planning to
• 59:22
  start in Peoria in a couple weeks. When you have
• 59:24
  the announcement, send it my way so I can retweet
• 59:27
  it for you and share it on my story. Yeah. I'm
• 59:32
  proud of you, dude. I'm proud of you. I'm like
• 59:34
  a proud brother. Yeah, if I make one, I'll definitely
• 59:38
  let you know. I didn't do a goodbye post. Yeah,
• 59:42
  I didn't either. No, I didn't do a goodbye post.
• 59:46
  I don't think I did a hello post when I started
• 59:48
  in Pennsylvania five years ago either. I don't
• 59:52
  know. It's kind of weird. I like laying on the
• 59:53
  low while still being like a... Yeah, I know
• 1:00:00
  what you mean. A on -air talent and... media
• 1:00:04
  personality. You've done everything in the opposite
• 1:00:07
  way I have, and that's why I'm proud of you.
• 1:00:09
  You did it the professional way, which I'm proud
• 1:00:13
  of you. Very proud of you. Where are you working
• 1:00:17
  right now? I know you've been shuffling around
• 1:00:19
  radio stations. Well, kind of. 2022 to 2024,
• 1:00:24
  I went through four jobs. And then I've been
• 1:00:29
  at the same job, the one I quit in 2023. I've
• 1:00:32
  been there for two years. It's the longest I've
• 1:00:36
  been at a place post -1025 The Bone, so I'm doing
• 1:00:39
  fine. The company likes me. I like the company.
• 1:00:42
  They support me. You're full -time? Yeah, it's
• 1:00:46
  all good. It was a crazy 2023 and 2024. Do you
• 1:00:55
  remember my Uncle Ken? Yes. He died. So that
• 1:00:59
  was, I was at a conservative radio job making
• 1:01:03
  pretty good money, but I'm not conservative and
• 1:01:05
  it was just not my type of radio. And then I
• 1:01:07
  kind of had like a midlife crisis after he died.
• 1:01:10
  And then the boss was always yelling at me for
• 1:01:12
  no reason, but he was just an angry guy. So then
• 1:01:14
  I quit. So then I went back to Beasley. We all
• 1:01:17
  made amends. My boss, Rick Thomas, who's the
• 1:01:20
  man. So it's all good. But yes, 2023, 2024, I
• 1:01:25
  had the reputation of being a job hopper, but
• 1:01:29
  that has since been erased. Yeah, I mean, hey,
• 1:01:33
  you do you. You got to do what's in the best
• 1:01:35
  interest of yourself, regardless of, you know,
• 1:01:37
  like, because you'll see a lot of these companies
• 1:01:40
  don't want you to show the loyalty to them, except
• 1:01:43
  they won't show the loyalty to you. Exactly,
• 1:01:46
  which is why I left the bone. And then they get
• 1:01:50
  mad when you left. And it's like, well, you weren't
• 1:01:54
  paying me very much. I wasn't full time and you
• 1:01:57
  weren't giving me more opportunities. And this
• 1:01:59
  station was going to make me full time and pay
• 1:02:02
  better and give me more opportunities. So, of
• 1:02:04
  course, I'm going to go there. Yes. You know
• 1:02:07
  how the Gen X egos are. It might be different
• 1:02:09
  in news. It might be a little less. I don't know
• 1:02:12
  what the word is. It's different. Also, Tampa's
• 1:02:15
  different because it's like, this is our Hollywood.
• 1:02:18
  Not really anymore, but the 90s and 2000s before
• 1:02:22
  I lived here, all the radio shows were like the
• 1:02:24
  bee's knees because everybody listened going
• 1:02:26
  to school. So, yeah. Ryan, can you believe we've
• 1:02:31
  been talking for 33 minutes? Time flies when
• 1:02:36
  you're catching up, man. I know. And again, honestly,
• 1:02:38
  I think you would have been a great on -air personality
• 1:02:40
  at the bone if they would have given you the
• 1:02:41
  chance. I was the one. I had 120 ,000 listeners
• 1:02:47
  between 10 to 11 a .m. or something like that.
• 1:02:50
  But the thing is, they want to go safe. Nobody
• 1:02:54
  can outshine Kelta. So that was what happened.
• 1:02:59
  I snuck on air. for a year and a half until the
• 1:03:03
  program director caught me. It was pretty identical
• 1:03:06
  to the Howard Stern movie. So I think I'll be
• 1:03:08
  fine. It was just, the thing is I've met so many
• 1:03:12
  people since leaving that job. I've met so many
• 1:03:15
  different people around town that I would have
• 1:03:17
  had the same circle and I was partying a lot.
• 1:03:21
  So it was better that I left. But I also, some
• 1:03:25
  of my favorite radio shows went out on their
• 1:03:27
  terms. I didn't want to go out. The company's
• 1:03:32
  terms, I wanted to go out on my terms, so that
• 1:03:35
  was why I did it. Seven years was a long time,
• 1:03:37
  and I still have friends. Yes, it was a good
• 1:03:42
  time, but I am very glad I left. At the same
• 1:03:45
  time, you clearly had peaked from their perspective.
• 1:03:50
  I did it all. I was number one from 10 to 11,
• 1:03:53
  dude, so I did it all. That was my thing. I remember
• 1:03:56
  every time I would sneak on air. I said to myself,
• 1:03:59
  if this doesn't turn into a show, I'm going somewhere
• 1:04:01
  else. And then June 3rd, 2022, when John Brennan
• 1:04:06
  busted in and told me to go into his office after
• 1:04:08
  the show, when I was on air, I'm like, all right,
• 1:04:11
  bye. Bye. See you later. Anyway. And then they
• 1:04:16
  couldn't figure out why you wanted to leave.
• 1:04:17
  And it's like, oh, gee, I wonder why. Yeah, and
• 1:04:21
  now they're doing downsizes. The midday show
• 1:04:24
  is half of what it used to be because they didn't
• 1:04:27
  want to pay both people. So I think I made the
• 1:04:29
  right move there. Yeah, and you'll see all these
• 1:04:33
  big media corporations are downsizing all the
• 1:04:36
  time now. Yeah, it is. Ryan Risky, you're the
• 1:04:41
  man. All right, we'll catch up later, Ryan. All
• 1:04:44
  right, text me later, bro. See ya. Peace. And
• 1:04:49
  that was Orion. He's a news anchor and a good
• 1:04:54
  friend of mine. You get to hear what it was like
• 1:04:57
  before I was on Tampa. It was funny how he didn't
• 1:05:03
  pick up. No, that's a real call right there.
• 1:05:07
  Not the calls that you hear on like, I don't
• 1:05:11
  know the Joe show. Or they randomly just go,
• 1:05:14
  hey, you have a chatter on the line. No. That
• 1:05:17
  was a little more real. All right, let's see
• 1:05:20
  what we got here. Neon did not expect Alabama
• 1:05:24
  Barker to confirm their relationship. Okay. No
• 1:05:30
  one was really talking about Alabama Barker.
• 1:05:35
  So all of a sudden, Alabama Barker was like,
• 1:05:39
  oh, let me hang out with Neon. Me and Neon argue
• 1:05:42
  a lot. Yeah, because you're annoying. Because
• 1:05:45
  Neon thinks that... She's such a hot piece of
• 1:05:52
  ass, but you know she's using him. He can just
• 1:05:53
  do what he wants. Oh, yeah. Neon's annoying.
• 1:05:57
  He's trying to get on my nerves. She's talking
• 1:06:00
  smack about you. Maybe he can't. We don't argue
• 1:06:05
  at all. He's very wholesome. He thinks. I told
• 1:06:09
  you the story about the girl I dated in Cleveland.
• 1:06:11
  I was banging other people. She's coming around
• 1:06:15
  because she needs attention, dude. We haven't
• 1:06:17
  talked about her in two weeks. No, I do because,
• 1:06:20
  you know, there's just some. You better be real
• 1:06:23
  with them. No, because I know I was. That's what
• 1:06:25
  I'm doing right now. Okay, yeah. Can I finish?
• 1:06:26
  Go. Wow. You see how she's a brat? Oh, there's
• 1:06:32
  just some shit, you know, that happens. But when
• 1:06:36
  we argue, it's not like real arguing. Yeah, it's
• 1:06:38
  not like I hate you. This is so scripted. I'm
• 1:06:44
  like, fuck you in the exact moment. This is not
• 1:06:48
  real. Neon's a toxic guy and he likes toxic women.
• 1:06:55
  The time is dead. Like yesterday. Like if you
• 1:06:58
  ever see Neon texting on his phone on stream,
• 1:07:01
  it's probably me arguing with him. Why? You're
• 1:07:05
  pretty much admitting you're a brat. There you
• 1:07:08
  go. That's what you want to date, Neon? Not the
• 1:07:11
  cute UFC girl that wanted you? You want to date
• 1:07:15
  her? And then there's this. She's trying to get
• 1:07:19
  Neon off the couch and to take her on a proper
• 1:07:21
  date. Like going to Nobu. She's using you, bro!
• 1:07:26
  I get that she's an attractive woman. Come on,
• 1:07:31
  dog! Do you ever want to eat? What? What? He
• 1:07:35
  always does this thing. What? He's not aware
• 1:07:38
  of his... What? Huh? Huh? I wanna go eat. You
• 1:07:41
  wanna go eat? What do you mean? Do you ever wanna
• 1:07:43
  do anything? What are you talking about? Like,
• 1:07:46
  um, like, different... Like, do you ever wanna,
• 1:07:49
  like, go eat? Like, at, like, Nobu, or, like,
• 1:07:52
  go, like, have, like, a night at Nobu? She's
• 1:07:57
  using you! She's asking me to buy her things,
• 1:08:02
  dude! Yeah? Huh? Wow. You know what, Nan? Have
• 1:08:09
  fun with that. Let her use you. You're an idiot.
• 1:08:12
  What? He always does that. Stop it. Stop it right
• 1:08:18
  now. Jetta Diabola said women will sleep with
• 1:08:23
  random men that don't give a damn about them.
• 1:08:26
  Stop. Just f*** randos. Stop doing that. You
• 1:08:33
  know. I often wonder whenever I go to pound town,
• 1:08:36
  I often wonder what they tell their friends.
• 1:08:39
  Oh, this big guy had a night kit to watch this.
• 1:08:42
  Stop giving yourself to men who don't give enough
• 1:08:44
  of a shit about you and you don't give enough
• 1:08:46
  of a shit about them and you can't even express
• 1:08:47
  yourself to them. There's something wrong if
• 1:08:50
  you're butt naked in a bed, spread eagle. I don't
• 1:08:53
  know why he doesn't want to win. She's like,
• 1:08:55
  all these conservatives are making women less,
• 1:08:57
  you know, horny. It's not good for us, dude.
• 1:09:03
  Here's our walking red flag. Olivia Rodrigo.
• 1:09:08
  I am out. Her biggest red flag. I don't know.
• 1:09:13
  You know my biggest red flag? It's just not profound
• 1:09:15
  at all. It's all right. When I hang out with
• 1:09:17
  someone and they're like. Daddy gang. Daddy gang.
• 1:09:20
  Gluck Gluck 3000. Wow, I don't know him, bro.
• 1:09:24
  Whenever I meet someone and they're like. All
• 1:09:28
  right, they're playing our music in the background.
• 1:09:29
  I cannot play them. Yeah. You're a red flag too,
• 1:09:33
  honey. Describe why women are delusional in dating.
• 1:09:40
  Women are delusional in dating. I say this as
• 1:09:44
  a professional matchmaker and as a woman who
• 1:09:47
  lived inside delusion for 43 years. And there
• 1:09:52
  are many stories that I will share to illustrate
• 1:09:55
  this in service of truth and love. But... We
• 1:10:00
  need to start with a statistic that knocked me
• 1:10:03
  out. Oh, jeez. A little context first. As a professional
• 1:10:06
  matchmaker... Oh, you're a professional! Get
• 1:10:09
  real! People come to me with lists. Eventually,
• 1:10:13
  I hope we see that... I don't need to hear from
• 1:10:15
  this. Blah, blah, blah. Blah! Ah, blah. Ah, blah!
• 1:10:22
  Um... Here's a woman saying, women don't hate
• 1:10:26
  men, they hate accountability. I think one of
• 1:10:29
  the biggest differences between male spaces and
• 1:10:32
  female spaces online right now. Spaces. That
• 1:10:35
  a lot of male spaces are built around criticism,
• 1:10:37
  discipline, self -improvement, work, purpose,
• 1:10:39
  money. Yeah, you know, improving yourself. A
• 1:10:43
  man gets told he's weak, lazy, broke, flat, undisciplined,
• 1:10:48
  too emotional, not doing enough. And whether
• 1:10:51
  that's harsh or not, a lot of men are used to
• 1:10:53
  hearing it. Fix it. Whereas a lot of female spaces
• 1:10:56
  right now are built around validation. Exactly.
• 1:10:59
  Stop it. I'm kidding. I need your approval. Dana
• 1:11:06
  White says that Piers Morgan trumps the hardest
• 1:11:09
  working guy and he has too many haters or whatever.
• 1:11:12
  I'm about to sneeze. One second. Quite the sneeze.
• 1:11:22
  Uh, yeah, Gavin Newsom making fun of Trump on
• 1:11:25
  his birthday. Riley reads that she grew up in
• 1:11:36
  South Florida with free sexuality. Yeah! Girls
• 1:11:40
  in Florida, put up! So I actually started, well,
• 1:11:44
  I always say like, first things first, like I
• 1:11:45
  grew up in South Florida. So it's always like,
• 1:11:47
  to me, that's like a culture of like so much
• 1:11:50
  free sexuality. It's like, it's hot. You're not
• 1:11:54
  wearing much clothes. It's hot at night. Like
• 1:11:59
  you're still not wearing much clothes. Like there's
• 1:12:02
  beaches, there's nude beaches, like the, the
• 1:12:05
  weather. All right. So there's, um, I do it great.
• 1:12:08
  Cause when I got tender, I've been on a gather.
• 1:12:14
  Anyway. Here's Neon. The moment when Alabama
• 1:12:22
  Burger told Neon what he was holding turned out
• 1:12:24
  to be a vape and she confronted him and he denied
• 1:12:26
  vaping allegations. Wait. Yeah, Neon. You want
• 1:12:34
  to date her? Oh, my God. What? What? What the
• 1:12:40
  fuck? What the fuck is this? He pulls out a vape
• 1:12:44
  out of his pocket. What is that? Is this a bomb?
• 1:12:52
  What are we talking about? He's pretending it's
• 1:12:55
  not his vape, dude. He's a weird guy. What do
• 1:12:59
  you mean, is this a bomb? What is this? This
• 1:13:01
  connects to a vape. The vape, you fucking idiot.
• 1:13:05
  He is a strange guy. And I try, I say this every
• 1:13:09
  show. I try to not be a judgmental elder millennial.
• 1:13:13
  I mean, elder Gen Z, younger millennial. Because,
• 1:13:17
  you know, a lot of radio people did it to me.
• 1:13:21
  But at the same time, it's like, dude, what are
• 1:13:25
  you doing? You just cringe. Yeah, cringe. Riley
• 1:13:32
  Reid said she first got into porn as an extra.
• 1:13:35
  I'm always fascinated by that. Like the acting
• 1:13:38
  where it's like you pretend you're the husband
• 1:13:40
  and you're like, hey, I'm going out to get dinner.
• 1:13:44
  I ended up being a neighbor or something. Club
• 1:13:46
  politics. I didn't know. I was so like naive
• 1:13:49
  and dumb and like. At least you admitted it.
• 1:13:54
  That's all you gotta admit. You're stupid. Blake
• 1:14:00
  Blossom shared a wild story about a scene she
• 1:14:02
  did with an old man after receiving a massive
• 1:14:04
  offer. When he finished, the man screamed, oh
• 1:14:09
  God, my chest. The oldest man that I was having
• 1:14:14
  sex with. Okay, go ahead. This is actually really
• 1:14:19
  scary and this is why you have to be very careful
• 1:14:20
  about medications and drugs on set and being
• 1:14:23
  careful because you never know what people are
• 1:14:26
  going through. So this was an older gentleman.
• 1:14:28
  And so he goes, oh, God, my chest. And I'm like,
• 1:14:36
  whoa. And so I'm like looking back like, huh?
• 1:14:39
  And he's like, I need my heart pills. Go, go
• 1:14:41
  get the heart pills. That's what I thought his
• 1:14:47
  heart was going to do. That's hilarious. I'm
• 1:14:52
  the podcast that does sound effects. Not yet,
• 1:14:54
  Dan. Anywho. Let's see here. Klay Thompson and
• 1:15:01
  Megan Thee Stallion. We all know they broke up.
• 1:15:06
  There's all these rumors that he thought she
• 1:15:08
  was a little too ghetto. I mean, I have no comment
• 1:15:13
  on that, but I think I mean saying I have, I
• 1:15:16
  know a comment on that. I'm making a comment.
• 1:15:18
  Here's what DJ academic said. A chick like Megan
• 1:15:22
  Thee Stallion. is a sneaky link or a side chick.
• 1:15:27
  Hell yeah. You fucked up making her the main
• 1:15:31
  chick. I've said this before. Tory Lanez fucked
• 1:15:34
  her and her friend. Yeah. Same time. I want to
• 1:15:40
  make the same time. Yeah. All those videos of
• 1:15:45
  her yelling and pulling and she, and he likes
• 1:15:47
  cellular. Uh, blue face. Painted an ejaculating
• 1:15:56
  penis on his girl's face. What? Class act. He's
• 1:16:01
  such a good guy, that blue face. Not at all.
• 1:16:08
  Me and Malcolm had talked about the jealousy
• 1:16:10
  of threesomes. So crazy. You're at off -camera
• 1:16:15
  threesomes? Yes. But only twice. Really? Yeah.
• 1:16:22
  Oh, I'm surprised. Off camera, yeah. Other chicks?
• 1:16:25
  Yes. And both of them were with my ex -husband.
• 1:16:29
  Oh, yeah. You know, he still says, I used to
• 1:16:32
  be a... A long time ago. Uh -huh. Is it off limits
• 1:16:35
  for you now, or is it something you don't want
• 1:16:37
  to do? Actually, yeah. All right. There you go.
• 1:16:42
  I was watching her last night, and her bio says,
• 1:16:44
  to the man using his hand, just think we're having
• 1:16:47
  sex. And I was like, oh, that's all I needed
• 1:16:48
  to hear. That's all I do today. Little Yachty.
• 1:16:57
  One time I saw him at O 'Hare Airport, but I
• 1:16:59
  did not know who he was. It was like 2016. Well,
• 1:17:05
  anyway, a little, a yachty. Said he went through
• 1:17:10
  $1 ,300 in a single week at 18 years old. Or
• 1:17:14
  not 13. $1 ,300 ,000. I said that wrong. And
• 1:17:22
  here's Alabama Barker giving Neon some hints
• 1:17:25
  that she wants to get banged out and he's not
• 1:17:26
  saying it. Why don't we go to your house and
• 1:17:28
  like play the game or something like that? I
• 1:17:31
  don't have it set up to where they can see it.
• 1:17:37
  I'd be like, yeah, sit on my lap. Don't you have
• 1:17:42
  desktop? Wow. He is not reading the room. And
• 1:17:47
  a Ford CEO says it's too dangerous to fix cars
• 1:17:51
  and to have his team do it. It's kind of genius.
• 1:17:54
  He's just trying to have us buy it. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
• 1:18:04
  856 -494 -673. You can tweet at me. At Ryan Hoppy
• 1:18:11
  Radio. You can always email me. All right. And
• 1:18:14
  I'll be right now at a gym. All right. All right.
• 1:18:18
  Go to all right. And happy radio .com. There
• 1:18:23
  you can hang on. All right. I feel like doing
• 1:18:29
  data. Light says UFC 250 was too expensive. Shane
• 1:18:35
  Gillis didn't like Josh Hockett saying that Michelle
• 1:18:38
  Obama is a man. Glenn Powell and Michelle Rudolph
• 1:18:43
  are making up. Savannah Chrisley has a new mystery
• 1:18:46
  boyfriend. Trevor Ariza makes $4 ,000 a month
• 1:18:51
  now. He wasted all his money. Kenneth Petty and
• 1:18:55
  Nicki Minaj were a scene. All right, let's get
• 1:19:00
  to some celebrity news. All right, now. Okay,
• 1:19:02
  cool. Whatever. Love Island USA's Beatrice is
• 1:19:08
  clearing up the sexuality rumors. I like how
• 1:19:11
  they said that. Beatrice. I like how they said
• 1:19:15
  it. Beatrice. Love Island USA's Beatrice is clearing
• 1:19:19
  up the sexuality rumors. In a clip posted by
• 1:19:22
  Love Island USA's official TikTok, a friend is
• 1:19:25
  on FaceTime with Bea, telling her people online
• 1:19:27
  think she's gay. And Bea reacts in shock. This
• 1:19:32
  is so scripted. By the way, she looks like Autumn
• 1:19:36
  Falls here. Yes, bro. It is a big thing on the
• 1:19:40
  internet. Athletes are always put in that box.
• 1:19:43
  Like, if you're a female athlete, you're probably
• 1:19:45
  gay. I'm just a tomboy. I love you, tomboy. You
• 1:19:50
  actually got a big booty. The music industry
• 1:19:54
  is mourning the loss of Oliver Tree. So I have
• 1:19:57
  an Oliver Tree story. Actually. Let me see if
• 1:20:02
  I can get... He died in a helicopter crash. Let
• 1:20:06
  me see if I can get my friend... We're doing
• 1:20:07
  a lot of phone calls today. This is kind of a
• 1:20:10
  slow news. I call my friend Joe Remo. I have
• 1:20:13
  not really spoken to him in like four years.
• 1:20:16
  But Joe Remo hung out with Oliver at the thing
• 1:20:22
  known as 97X's next big thing. So let me do this
• 1:20:27
  right here. Again, another phone call. Might
• 1:20:29
  not pick up. I'm having fun proving that phone
• 1:20:34
  calls are fake on the radio. All right, let's
• 1:20:39
  see here. He wouldn't know. He's like a record
• 1:20:45
  technician. He makes a lot of music. Clear track
• 1:20:50
  studios. Clear order. This is how you know the
• 1:20:57
  calls are fake. He doesn't know the number. All
• 1:21:06
  right. One more time. I texted him. Pick up.
• 1:21:10
  It's me. Today's a slow news day, so we're just
• 1:21:14
  doing phone calls. This is how the Joe show should
• 1:21:17
  do it. Ryan Hoppy. Hey, Joe. You're on Hoppy
• 1:21:25
  Hour. What's up, dude? What's good, man? You
• 1:21:29
  worked with Oliver Tree with 97X, right? Yeah,
• 1:21:34
  he was. He had played for one of the concerts.
• 1:21:39
  You get to work with him personally. Okay. I
• 1:21:42
  specifically, this is where my memory is from
• 1:21:45
  all the weed. I don't know what I remember. When
• 1:21:47
  you used to, when I would board up like mix and
• 1:21:50
  swing, it was the day after, or maybe the, I
• 1:21:53
  don't know. But I remember, I remember. I was
• 1:21:57
  running the board and you were saying there's
• 1:21:59
  this weird guy behind the scenes named Oliver
• 1:22:02
  Tree. And I remember you had, did, am I misremembering
• 1:22:05
  it or did you have some interaction with him?
• 1:22:08
  I didn't have an interaction with him, but I,
• 1:22:10
  um, I, I was a big fan of him for sure. Dude,
• 1:22:14
  isn't it crazy? It is crazy. I thought, I don't
• 1:22:20
  know why I thought you had a story. Who was it
• 1:22:23
  you had the interactions with? I'm misremembering.
• 1:22:26
  I'm Mandela affecting it. It was MGK. I know
• 1:22:29
  it was Minotti that had worked with him personally,
• 1:22:32
  though. Oh, Minotti. That's who it was. You still
• 1:22:36
  work at Cox, right? Mm -hmm. Tell Michael I said
• 1:22:40
  hi. Yeah, for sure. All right, we got to catch
• 1:22:45
  up soon. I thought, I thought you were, I don't
• 1:22:47
  know. I have a hard time remembering that whole
• 1:22:50
  seven years. I thought you were the one that,
• 1:22:51
  but, um, it's great. It's great to hear. It's
• 1:22:57
  great to hear your voice. You too, man. Let's
• 1:23:00
  talk soon. All right. Bye. All right. That was
• 1:23:03
  kind of a fail, but that's how it works. If there
• 1:23:06
  were real phone calls, should I call him a naughty?
• 1:23:13
  I'm going to... Today is... He actually works
• 1:23:19
  and he does all the... You know those promos
• 1:23:20
  you hear on 107 .3 The Eagle? He is going to
• 1:23:27
  probably not pick up, but we'll try. Again, this
• 1:23:31
  is Bruin. The phone calls are fake. Everyone's
• 1:23:47
  seeing a number they don't recognize. This is
• 1:23:50
  exposing more of the roses. Your call has been
• 1:24:01
  forwarded to voicemail. The person you're trying
• 1:24:03
  to reach is not available. At the tone, please
• 1:24:06
  record your message. When you have finished recording,
• 1:24:08
  you may hang up. Hey, Anthony Minotti, you might
• 1:24:11
  recognize this voice. It's Ryan Hoppy of Hoppy
• 1:24:13
  Hour. I was wondering if you would be able to
• 1:24:15
  talk about your experience. You're on the show.
• 1:24:17
  This is live, by the way. If you would be able
• 1:24:19
  to talk about your experience with Oliver Tree,
• 1:24:22
  because I called Remo thinking he was the one
• 1:24:24
  that worked with him at 97X, but it was actually
• 1:24:29
  you that worked with him. And by the way, keep
• 1:24:33
  kicking ass doing the voiceover for all the stations
• 1:24:36
  in Tampa. I'm proud of you. Because he works
• 1:24:41
  for the competition, if he calls, we'll leave
• 1:24:42
  the phone open. But if he calls back, he calls
• 1:24:45
  back. But I don't want to put him in a bad position.
• 1:24:50
  I don't know if you'd be allowed to talk to me.
• 1:24:53
  I'm a villain. I'm evil. Oh, geez. Happy Hot
• 1:25:00
  Topic. Prince Harry, Timothee Chalamet, and more
• 1:25:04
  major celebs are celebrating the Knicks win.
• 1:25:06
  Oh, yeah. They all jumped on that bandwagon.
• 1:25:10
  When I think of a basketball fan, I am Prince
• 1:25:13
  Harry. Oh, he loves balls. Justin Trudeau addresses
• 1:25:18
  skipping Canada's World Cup opening ceremony.
• 1:25:21
  Yeah. Justin Trudeau skipped the World Cup to
• 1:25:25
  see Katy Perry. That's what I would do. What's
• 1:25:31
  more important? A soccer team that's probably
• 1:25:33
  not going to win the World Cup? Or, you know,
• 1:25:36
  the thing that is known as keeping Katy Perry
• 1:25:39
  happy. I'd go with Katy Perry. The former Prime
• 1:25:42
  Minister of Canada spent the evening of June
• 1:25:44
  12th watching the United States compete in its
• 1:25:46
  first game at the 2026 FIFA World Cup. Oh, yeah.
• 1:25:50
  She's a hot piece of ass, isn't she? Zendaya
• 1:25:55
  and Tom Holland are sharing a brand new look
• 1:25:58
  at their romance. I don't know. I know if I say
• 1:26:02
  this, all the haters are going to say, this is
• 1:26:04
  jealous. Maybe a little. But they're just such
• 1:26:07
  a weird couple, dude. I don't know what it is
• 1:26:09
  about them. Justin Trudeau addresses. I'm sorry.
• 1:26:12
  I didn't mean to let that happen. Today's a very
• 1:26:13
  strange show. I don't know. There's something
• 1:26:16
  about them. I don't know. She's good. But she's
• 1:26:22
  like trying so hard to keep it private that she's
• 1:26:24
  not married. Dude, Justin, man, you're married.
• 1:26:28
  Although that was pretty shitty of the hairdresser
• 1:26:31
  to say that. Anna Faris is looking back at a
• 1:26:36
  difficult time in her life. Nearly a decade after
• 1:26:42
  the actress and Chris Pratt went their separate
• 1:26:44
  ways, she shares rare insight into how she was
• 1:26:46
  doing at the time as her nine -year marriage
• 1:26:49
  came to an end. She tells Variety in an interview
• 1:26:52
  published June 13th, I was feeling sad. I do
• 1:26:55
  feel like I had enough gumption, enough of a
• 1:26:57
  core, and I have tried to be careful about how
• 1:26:59
  much Hollywood infiltrates. Yeah, breakups are
• 1:27:03
  not fun because you get the dopamine and the
• 1:27:06
  serotonin or whatever it is. Or you bond with
• 1:27:10
  the person and you feel like you care about the
• 1:27:13
  person's opinion enough and you want the person
• 1:27:15
  in your life. But, um, it's one of those things
• 1:27:20
  that they don't want you in your life. In their
• 1:27:24
  life, rather. And it hurts. It hurts so bad.
• 1:27:28
  Kiki Palmer and Sean Evans are dating. Oh, yeah.
• 1:27:31
  Blow high! That's what you gotta do when you
• 1:27:33
  met that ass. Today in bratty news. Happy Hot
• 1:27:39
  Topic! I knew I went too far. You want to talk
• 1:27:44
  about being slapped across the face? He felt
• 1:27:47
  betrayed. Yeah, we all know that Tyra Banks is
• 1:27:51
  a brat. And slapped right back. Slap! It was
• 1:27:55
  very, very intense. Tyra Banks suing Netflix
• 1:27:59
  for defamation. Oh, yeah, she can't handle the
• 1:28:02
  truth. Did everyone think she's the worst? You
• 1:28:07
  cheated everybody, baby. You thought you were
• 1:28:10
  above everybody. You're the worst. Over the streamer's
• 1:28:14
  explosive reality check, America's Next Top Model
• 1:28:16
  documentary that Tyra herself participated in.
• 1:28:20
  Oh, yeah. I don't know if she got a burp job
• 1:28:23
  or something. She's freaking hot. I think everyone
• 1:28:26
  knows that I love veggie women. Look at who I
• 1:28:29
  dated. Okay, I have to tell you something. I
• 1:28:32
  haven't really said much. But now it's time.
• 1:28:35
  The model who hosted the series. So pretty much
• 1:28:38
  she's suing them because they edited out the
• 1:28:39
  parts that made her look good. Because the truth
• 1:28:43
  hurts. 22 seasons. Now accusing producers of
• 1:28:47
  manipulation. Also. used 16 minutes of her three
• 1:28:52
  plus hours of - It's probably a bunch of blah,
• 1:28:54
  blah, blah, blah, blah. By the way, you really
• 1:29:01
  think you're going to beat a billion dollar company?
• 1:29:04
  The OG streaming service? You think you're going
• 1:29:08
  to beat them? Interview footage to quote, support
• 1:29:11
  a false and defamatory narrative unrelated to
• 1:29:13
  what she actually expressed. I do wonder what
• 1:29:16
  the other two hours and 45 minutes of the blah,
• 1:29:18
  blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I think the
• 1:29:21
  public is really interested in models. We could
• 1:29:24
  have easily been a cheesy model reality show.
• 1:29:28
  And that's what it was. Because you're a cheesy
• 1:29:30
  model. It treats everybody badly. Listen. I love
• 1:29:37
  Tyra Banks. I find her very attractive. Now,
• 1:29:42
  would I want her as a girlfriend? No. She would
• 1:29:45
  always bitch at me. But I still find her hot.
• 1:29:48
  DJ, spin that. time for alex baldwin news hey
• 1:29:51
  yo who we talking about you know who it is turn
• 1:29:54
  this up Walk in the spotlight, look at me Big
• 1:30:06
  shades on, big ego, no receipts Talk real loud,
• 1:30:08
  can't back that heat All cap, all act, just cheat
• 1:30:11
  critique Flakes on set, but he flops at home
• 1:30:13
  Talk big bad, but he there by the phone Whole
• 1:30:15
  crew tired of the same routine He the star of
• 1:30:17
  the show in his own daydream He be like, I'm
• 1:30:19
  that guy We be like, that's a lie Say again and
• 1:30:23
  say goodbye You ain't fooling us tonight Everybody
• 1:30:27
  say who Bow and bow and bow I can brand new,
• 1:30:31
  I can brand new, brand new. I can be game, but
• 1:30:34
  you'll never come through. You, you, you, you.
• 1:30:36
  It be energy. That's so you. Everybody say who.
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  We see right through. Old club chantin', that,
• 1:30:54
  that dude's rude Bottle in hand, he center stage
• 1:30:57
  Same old script, just a different day Blame everybody
• 1:30:59
  when it goes his way But the kids get missed
• 1:31:02
  like every play Caption King on a little blue
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  app All tough talk, just digital cap Family call,
• 1:31:07
  he ghost that chat But he post that pic like,
• 1:31:09
  that's my dad We be like, I'm that guy We be
• 1:31:12
  like, that's a lie Say you cared and say goodbye
• 1:31:15
  You ain't foolin' Actin' brand new, actin' brand
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  new, new, new Talkin' big game, but you never
• 1:31:26
  come through, through, through, through, through
• 1:31:28
  Big, big, big, big, big energy, that's so you
• 1:31:32
  Hey, L -E -C, hey, hey, everybody say whoo We,
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  we, we, we see right through, through, through,
• 1:31:39
  through King of the drummer, clown in a suit
• 1:31:41
  Old, old, old, old, old, old, old club chantin'
• 1:31:45
  That, that dude's rude Hands up if you're fed
• 1:31:48
  up With the fake tough talk in the setup All
• 1:32:11
  right, let's get to it. All right. And now I
• 1:32:14
  got to go to the bathroom soon. I've been talking
• 1:32:15
  for an hour and a half. Oh, yeah. 8 -5 -6 -4
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• 1:32:31
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• 1:32:48
  It's Alec Baldwin telling the important message
• 1:32:51
  he instilled in his eight kids. Whatever. He
• 1:33:04
  is the misfit of radio and he is fine with that.
• 1:33:09
  Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. I
• 1:33:12
  want my kids to grow up. Having hope. What do
• 1:33:15
  you hope to instill in your children? Not to
• 1:33:17
  point a gun in the wrong direction. And not science.
• 1:33:21
  Well, for a while, I thought I just wanted to
• 1:33:23
  push my wheelchair. I say, I want you guys to
• 1:33:25
  work out and get strong because you're going
• 1:33:26
  to be pushing the old man in my chair for long.
• 1:33:30
  But I want my kids to grow up having hope because
• 1:33:34
  it was right now. For those of your generation
• 1:33:36
  that ruined it. It's more hopeless than I've
• 1:33:41
  ever seen. And then there was this moment where
• 1:33:43
  his daughter must have felt hopeless in 07. Hey,
• 1:33:49
  I want to tell you something, okay? And I want
• 1:33:51
  to leave a message for you right now. Because
• 1:33:53
  again, it's 1030 here in New York on a Wednesday.
• 1:33:56
  Once again, I've made an ass of myself trying
• 1:34:01
  to get to a phone to call you at a specific time.
• 1:34:05
  When the time comes for me to make the phone
• 1:34:07
  call, I stop whatever I'm doing. And I go when
• 1:34:11
  I make that phone call at 11 o 'clock in the
• 1:34:13
  morning in New York. And if you don't pick up
• 1:34:15
  the phone at 10 o 'clock at night. Father! You
• 1:34:19
  don't even have that goddamn phone turned on.
• 1:34:22
  I want you to know something, okay? What? I'm
• 1:34:25
  tired of playing this game with you. I'm leaving
• 1:34:28
  this session with you to tell you, you have insulted
• 1:34:30
  me for the last time. Ah, no, but you can throw
• 1:34:34
  out the insults because you're a narcissistic
• 1:34:36
  loser. You have insulted me. the brains, or the
• 1:34:41
  decency. As a human being, I don't give a damn
• 1:34:47
  that you're 12 years old or 11 years old. He
• 1:34:49
  doesn't know their age or their name. Or that
• 1:34:52
  you're a child, or that your mother is a thoughtless
• 1:34:55
  pain in the ass. I mean, that part's true. Who
• 1:34:57
  doesn't care about what you do as far as I'm
• 1:34:59
  concerned? You have humiliated me for the last
• 1:35:02
  time. And I'm sure they never feel humiliated
• 1:35:05
  by you, bitch. Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy
• 1:35:15
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• 1:35:23
  will be right back. You probably had Taco Bell
• 1:35:25
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• 1:35:30
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• 1:35:36
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• 1:35:39
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• 1:35:41
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• 1:35:44
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• 1:35:48
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• 1:35:58
  Money, money, money. Money. Get the snap in your
• 1:36:08
  fingers, get the move in your wrist Yeah, that's
• 1:36:11
  that money snap, yeah, that's that money snap
• 1:36:13
  Ooh, that's that money snap, yeah, that's that
• 1:36:16
  money snap Throw your head back, baby, set your
• 1:36:19
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• 1:36:23
  get the move in your wrist Yeah, that's that
• 1:36:25
  money snap, yeah, that's that money snap Feelin'
• 1:36:36
  shippin', spit the hunnid stacks Bought me a
• 1:36:38
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• 1:36:42
  so I can shine when I battle rap You boys don't
• 1:36:45
  know me, I'm from the show me Born at 45, leave
• 1:36:49
  your brains all holy I made this one for the
• 1:36:53
  people who just don't dance Too busy drinkin'
• 1:36:56
  liquor, politickin' with they mans In the club,
• 1:37:04
  two -stepping to the beat If you just got bitch
• 1:37:07
  and you just came up Money snap, where you at?
• 1:37:10
  Like you don't give a fuck Throw your head back,
• 1:37:13
  baby, show your grill in this bitch Get the snap
• 1:37:16
  in your fingers, get the move in your wrist Yeah,
• 1:37:19
  that's that money snap Yeah, that's that money
• 1:37:22
  snap Ooh, that's that money snap Yeah, that's
• 1:37:25
  that money snap Throw your head back, baby, shake
• 1:37:28
  your... Yeah, that's that money snap Ooh, that's
• 1:37:37
  that money snap Oh, that's that money snap My
• 1:37:40
  little sister and my mama got their income tax
• 1:37:42
  check Everybody seen their ass, but I ain't seen
• 1:37:46
  them yet Man, I know where they at At the mall,
• 1:37:49
  poppin' tags Runnin' in and out of stores Money
• 1:37:52
  snap and holdin' back My little nigga went to
• 1:37:55
  the strip club for the very first time Seein'
• 1:37:57
  all them hoes, nigga, blew that Yellin' that
• 1:38:06
  he all in the game Man, I'm havin' this fame
• 1:38:09
  like an inner city bet Got my whole clique with
• 1:38:12
  me and we drinkin' Moe wet Got two or three strippers
• 1:38:16
  tryna get me rough set Money snappin', butt naked,
• 1:38:19
  ooh, they ass so thick If I ever go broke, I'll
• 1:38:23
  probably take somebody's life Cause I'm tryin'
• 1:38:25
  to money snap for the rest of my life If you
• 1:38:28
  can't live in tripe and you just came up Money
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  snap where you at like you don't Show your grill
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• 1:38:40
  move in your wrist Yeah, that's that money snap
• 1:38:42
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• 1:38:45
  money snap Yeah, that's that money snap Throw
• 1:38:48
  your head back, baby Shake your dreads in his
• 1:38:51
  pit Get the snap in your fingers Get the move
• 1:38:54
  in your wrist Yeah, that's that money snap Got
• 1:39:06
  the hook up with Bobby and he gave me them keys
• 1:39:09
  Do that money snap, if you just hit a lick Do
• 1:39:12
  that money snap, if you got a bad bitch Who gon'
• 1:39:16
  give you a check? Man, you keep your pockets
• 1:39:19
  fat Sittin' in that Benz coupe or that new Bubba
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  Lex In the club, you buy the bar In the hood,
• 1:39:25
  you a star Got 250 on the cuz I like my weed
• 1:39:28
  in the dark Baby girl lookin' good in a new outfit
• 1:39:32
  Got her head back snappin', baby If it's cell
• 1:39:37
  phone ringin' and you know it's bout that paper,
• 1:39:40
  do that money snap Boy, why you shake off them
• 1:39:43
  haters? Throw your head back, baby, show your
• 1:39:45
  grill in this bitch Get the snap in your fingers,
• 1:39:48
  get the move in your wrist Yeah, that's that
• 1:39:50
  money snap Yeah, that's that money snap Ooh,
• 1:39:53
  that's that money snap Yeah, that's that money
• 1:39:56
  snap Throw your head back, baby, shake your threads
• 1:39:59
  in this bitch Get the snap in your fingers, get
• 1:40:02
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• 1:40:04
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  open the glove, and the man is in the So fresh,
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  Grey Goose And VIP, I'm putting my hands on you
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  We got the rimmin', we got the flow We got them
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  go, go, go, go, go, go, go You're getting loose
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  Don't be putting no chasers in my drink I want
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  Smoke, drink, smoke, y 'all All on the earth
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  in my cup Shit, it's all good Y 'all hiding the
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  mother Fuck up making up words. Lookin' like
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  day to the dawn. We fall for square, but my goons
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  kindness. do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday do it like my
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  birthday do it like my birthday Blow the candles
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  out. Blow the candles out. Blow the candles out.
• 1:50:38
  Sagittarius birthday, November 27th. You will
• 1:50:40
  like that until I end up in one of heaven. They
• 1:50:43
  be thinking they be flaming and torturing them
• 1:50:44
  with the bullshit they handing out. So let's
• 1:50:46
  just make a wish and blow the candles out. Hold
• 1:50:49
  an all -white phantom out. I'm a gun with a pants
• 1:50:51
  and a shirt and a shoes and a hat with a shades
• 1:50:53
  and a chain. And the watch is the reason I be
• 1:50:54
  standing now. That's where ice will spin that
• 1:50:56
  cake while I take the icing off the cake. It's
• 1:50:58
  supposed to be there, y 'all. It's supposed to
• 1:51:06
  be there. Now where my hat, hat, hat? Now where
• 1:51:51
  my shirt, shirt? I just got my nails did, just
• 1:52:15
  got my hair done Just got this bad new Gucci
• 1:52:17
  bag matching Gucci pumps Shoes matching the belt,
• 1:52:20
  skirt matching the blouse Chain matching the
• 1:52:23
  ring, yeah I'm doing my thing I got so many haters,
• 1:52:26
  why Sick like a mental patient, I floss like
• 1:52:30
  a dentist patient This shit testin' my patience,
• 1:52:32
  this shit workin' my nerves I'm gettin' spinnin'
• 1:52:35
  that money like the church in the church Layin'
• 1:52:37
  on gay skin, blowin' trish in the wind Just like,
• 1:52:40
  yeah, yeah Whoppin' those tags, these diesels
• 1:52:44
  bustin' the tags I'ma whip it when I'm goin'
• 1:52:47
  hard to get a gon' man job Models all around
• 1:52:50
  me, so I'm buyin' up the bomb I'm a hood star
• 1:52:53
  and I'm partin' like a rock star Bring me mommy,
• 1:52:59
  I'm the drop line between the ice I do it like
• 1:53:01
  my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school, I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school I do it like
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  my school I do it like my school I do it Rollin'
• 1:53:28
  under 94, lookin' for them sexy hoes I'm fallin'
• 1:53:32
  really, cause I'm a flirt I'm fuckin' B .I .B.
• 1:53:34
  with Don Juan I do it like my birthday, I do
• 1:53:38
  it like it hurts Watchin' these bands, just do
• 1:53:41
  it in the worst way I'm a winner, mama, I am
• 1:53:45
  in the first place Catch me on the dance floor,
• 1:53:47
  throwin' up my birthplace I'm a animal, I woke
• 1:53:50
  up on a Monday And subsequently, I ain't gonna
• 1:53:53
  sleep till it was early Y 'all can do it her
• 1:54:06
  way. See I've been waiting for oh so long Hoping
• 1:54:49
  and praying that one day I'm gone And I'm gonna
• 1:54:59
  take it away, girl I never realized that how
• 1:55:04
  fortunate we are to be here today I'm on a stage,
• 1:55:09
  girl The lights are on, so let's get started,
• 1:55:13
  started, started out here Together we keep breaking
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  the ground I'm gonna do it because you show me
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  how to do it See you next time. Clock's a joker,
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  playin' cold breaks Hoppy's out, we're almost
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  done, feels like robbery in banks Tryin' Hoppy
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  on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams Syndicated
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  Skaro, now it's time to shatter dreams Oh, the
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  Hoppy album's gonna feel close Radio hits, made
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  it like a Wilson Rose Laughter and joy, dissolvin'
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  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's
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  just so unfair But the laughter's growing dim
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  Eardrums mixing hoppy Like fingers without rings
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  VHX to FM The shoutouts hit the street But soon
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  the sound will vanish Like shadows in the heat
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  The hoppy hour is coming to a close Radio waves
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  fading like a wilting rose Laughter and joy dissolving
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  in the air But we'll keep the rhythm Oh life's
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  just so unfair Oh life's buzzing but the laughter
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  We'll see you next time. Like clockwork to a
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  show Now it's time to face the silence Like a
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  TV on snow Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor
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  so divine The void left in our hearts Wider than
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  a canyon line Line Empty speakers silenced by
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  the coming to an end Like a rollercoaster stopping
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  while the rivers bend Hoppy's jokes and jabs,
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  he's our daily grind Now silence louder than
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  the thoughts we can't rewind Oh, the Hoppy Hour
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  is coming Outro Music RyanHockeyRadio .com And
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  like that, he's gone. He probably had Taco Bell
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  before. Whenever we're going outside, all I smell
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  is poop. I'll kick you a little and we'll call
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  it a day. Poppy Hour is now over. Happy hour
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  is now over. Game over. This concludes our broadcast
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  day. Good night, and God bless America. Door
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  is closing.