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- 0:01Speaker 1: Okay well everyone will be proud of me um oh
- 0:08Speaker 1: they're out of water what the heck oh bottle filling
- 0:13Speaker 1: station located on the second level they want me to
- 0:18Speaker 1: walk up the stairs what the heck oh perfect everybody
- 0:26Speaker 1: will be proud of me they have a unisex bathroom
- 0:29Speaker 1: first of all so i can As loudly as I want.
- 0:35Speaker 2: And I'm taking a little break.
- 0:38Speaker 1: I recruited help twice.
- 0:40Speaker 3: Okay.
- 0:42Speaker 1: I asked a gentleman. I asked a gentleman to watch
- 0:49Speaker 1: my stuff.
- 0:51Speaker 3: Naturally.
- 0:52Speaker 2: You know, he's sitting like across from where I'm sitting.
- 0:56Speaker 1: And I have just made an absolute mess. I have
- 0:58Speaker 1: made an absolute mess of my table.
- 1:01Speaker 2: And I was like, I am not packing this stuff
- 1:03Speaker 2: up because I'm not done.
- 1:04Speaker 3: I have like, whatever.
- 1:07Speaker 1: So I asked the guy and then I also double
- 1:10Speaker 1: checked where the bathroom was.
- 1:11Speaker 2: So I didn't go on a wild goose chase.
- 1:16Speaker 4: I didn't want to go on a wild goose chase today.
- 1:19Speaker 1: So I double checked.
- 1:22Speaker 2: I had a feeling I knew where it was, but
- 1:25Speaker 2: I went ahead and double checked with the lady at
- 1:28Speaker 2: the library.
- 1:30Speaker 1: She wasn't scary at all. Y'all are like lying when
- 1:33Speaker 1: you say they're scary.
- 1:38Speaker 2: Yeah, so I got my bodyguard bodyguarding my stuff.
- 1:43Speaker 4: I'm debating whether I actually need water because now I
- 1:45Speaker 4: have to go upstairs apparently. I still have a little
- 1:55Speaker 4: bit left. I always feel like a kid the way
- 1:59Speaker 4: I drink water because.
- 2:00Speaker 1: I like, I lock in and then I.
- 2:05Speaker 3: You know, forget.
- 2:06Speaker 2: I mean, I try to drink water, but I more
- 2:09Speaker 2: like chug water when I realize that I've forgotten for
- 2:12Speaker 2: too long.
- 2:14Speaker 1: It's probably not how you're supposed to do it. That's
- 2:18Speaker 1: how I do it. And so, yeah, I'm realizing my
- 2:25Speaker 1: issue with making a resume is that I am extremely
- 2:32Speaker 1: sentimental like so sentimental and you know I got like
- 2:44Speaker 1: I got like three lines left and I got like
- 2:47Speaker 1: three options of experiences I could put and it's like.
- 2:56Speaker 3: And I'm just like sitting there like.
- 2:58Speaker 1: Crying because I have to pick and I have to
- 3:01Speaker 1: leave one out.
- 3:04Speaker 3: And there was another one I added something kind of spontaneously.
- 3:10Speaker 3: I've never put it on a resume before.
- 3:13Speaker 1: But I did do some relevant labor when I was
- 3:18Speaker 1: in New Orleans and I wanted to give a shout
- 3:21Speaker 1: out because it's actually extremely highly relevant. And it's like
- 3:28Speaker 1: the wind blew at a very serendipitous time. And I'm
- 3:33Speaker 1: just immediately crying.
- 3:34Speaker 2: I'm just immediately crying. And I'm just like, I'm just
- 3:42Speaker 2: like holding my, my bosom.
- 3:45Speaker 1: Like, cause I just, gosh, I've had so many great
- 3:50Speaker 1: experiences and I'm just like, it's not even nostalgia. It's
- 3:54Speaker 1: literally just like, remembering I guess that might be the nostalgia.
- 4:01Speaker 1: It's not exactly I feel like nostalgia has like a
- 4:05Speaker 1: connotation of What is it like wanting.
- 4:13Speaker 3: To go back.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Which I mean don't get me wrong Some of the
- 4:18Speaker 1: stuff I really miss these people just like and then
- 4:22Speaker 1: and then I'm remembering people that I forgot and You know,
- 4:26Speaker 1: I like deleted a bullet point that reminded me of
- 4:29Speaker 1: an adventure I went on with a certain Connor I
- 4:32Speaker 1: worked with. And we went on a little adventure around
- 4:36Speaker 1: town and I had to delete the bullet point and
- 4:38Speaker 1: I was like crying. So this is why I struggle
- 4:43Speaker 1: with resumes. And I think this is also why my
- 4:46Speaker 1: resumes historically have not been very good because I'm like
- 4:49Speaker 1: trying to cram way too much.
- 4:50Speaker 3: Stuff in there.
- 4:51Speaker 1: I'm like rereading old resumes. I'm like this is way
- 4:54Speaker 1: too many words. So I'm keeping it very basic. Keeping
- 5:00Speaker 1: it very basic. Because it's totally good to be basic,
- 5:05Speaker 1: I think.
- 5:12Speaker 3: And it's actually kind of, like, fun.
- 5:15Speaker 1: To just, because I just started with a blank page,
- 5:18Speaker 1: and then I made a list. I'm like reading the requirements,
- 5:21Speaker 1: I'm making a list, checking it twice. And it really
- 5:27Speaker 1: sucks that I only have space for one more. Cause
- 5:31Speaker 1: I got three really good ones. Pretty short term, but
- 5:39Speaker 1: extremely relevant and extremely sentimental. Got to stop at the,
- 5:47Speaker 1: the Gubble wall real quick. Rugby. Ooh. Okay. I'm going
- 5:54Speaker 1: to have to come back to this.
- 5:57Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 6:03Speaker 5: Wow.
- 6:15Speaker 3: I love the gubble wall.
- 6:19Speaker 1: I love gubble walls. I used to, in college, I
- 6:21Speaker 1: used to just stop and I would just stand there
- 6:24Speaker 1: for a while taking it all in. And this is when,
- 6:29Speaker 1: you know, this was prime time for someone.
- 6:32Speaker 5: To, like, approach me. They'd be like, what are you
- 6:34Speaker 5: looking at? I'd be like, all this stuff.
- 6:37Speaker 6: What do you mean?
- 6:38Speaker 3: There's so much stuff here.
- 6:45Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm returning to my document. And now I have
- 6:49Speaker 1: to pick what's the most important thing. The obvious answer
- 6:57Speaker 1: would be the one that has the most official title,
- 7:04Speaker 1: which I low-key made up this title because they didn't
- 7:07Speaker 1: really even know. But the problem with this one is
- 7:12Speaker 1: if they happen to call these people, I don't think
- 7:15Speaker 1: these people are going to say nice things about me.
- 7:17Speaker 1: They didn't really like me that much. They liked what
- 7:19Speaker 1: I did for them. I was very skilled at what
- 7:23Speaker 1: I did for them. I don't even know how I
- 7:26Speaker 1: did that. I'm reading it now, I'm like... I mean,
- 7:29Speaker 1: I could do that. That's actually not hard. It involves
- 7:32Speaker 1: a spreadsheet, don't even worry about it. See, but this
- 7:37Speaker 1: one is pretty... It's kind of relevant. But then I'm like, okay,
- 7:43Speaker 1: then I have another one. An internship. Which is also, like,
- 7:50Speaker 1: vaguely relevant. And then I have another internship....
- 7:54Speaker 3: Which I actually think that one might be the one.
- 7:58Speaker 1: That was like, not, that was like my third pick,
- 8:01Speaker 1: I think originally, but now I'm thinking.
- 8:05Speaker 3: That might be the one.
- 8:08Speaker 1: And actually the bullet points I have here are not
- 8:13Speaker 1: good because this is like customized for a different job.
- 8:17Speaker 1: So I'm going to go to a different resume or
- 8:21Speaker 1: is this a resume yet? And see how else I've
- 8:27Speaker 1: described it. Because I know I learned how to use
- 8:30Speaker 1: a lot of tools at this shop. And they would
- 8:34Speaker 1: speak highly of me. I think this manager of mine
- 8:37Speaker 1: is on every reference list.
- 8:41Speaker 3: Because they were very impressed. They were very impressed.
- 8:43Speaker 1: I came in there and I was like....
- 8:47Speaker 3: I was like... I'm on it.
- 8:50Speaker 1: I'm on it. And they really didn't have a lot
- 8:53Speaker 1: of work for me. I sort of got this internship created.
- 8:57Speaker 1: They really were not looking for an intern. I was like, please, please,
- 9:02Speaker 1: I need an internship now. My college is making me.
- 9:07Speaker 3: And they were like, okay, girl.
- 9:09Speaker 1: We can see what we can come up with. And
- 9:11Speaker 1: so I did a lot. I was grinding. And then
- 9:17Speaker 1: I was just making up work for myself, honestly. I
- 9:21Speaker 1: was just like, I felt bad. I wasn't even getting paid,
- 9:24Speaker 1: and somehow I still felt bad. I was like, I'm
- 9:27Speaker 1: not doing enough.
- 9:29Speaker 3: Oh, gosh.
- 9:30Speaker 1: See, this is the problem as well, is my drive,
- 9:34Speaker 1: my files, everything is just full of absolute nonsense. I
- 9:40Speaker 1: tried to be an artist, and now everything is just
- 9:42Speaker 1: full of nonsense. So how do I find, okay, I
- 9:50Speaker 1: think I have a master resume, which I have not updated.
- 9:55Speaker 1: Oh boy, this is not, why is that coming up?
- 9:59Speaker 1: I mean I kind of want to check it out
- 10:04Speaker 1: for my speech class I took a I took a
- 10:08Speaker 1: college speak speech class during high school because I didn't
- 10:12Speaker 1: like the speech teacher at our high school she was
- 10:14Speaker 1: like really politically troubled and and you know she was
- 10:20Speaker 1: just like infamous for like dress coding girls like me
- 10:27Speaker 1: dress coding and just not and you know my understanding
- 10:31Speaker 1: is like one of my best friends also got in
- 10:33Speaker 1: like pretty severe it was a debate class she my
- 10:36Speaker 1: understanding is she was in a debate class and she
- 10:39Speaker 1: got like reprimanded for debating her point because yeah it
- 10:44Speaker 1: wasn't like Don't even get me started on this, ladies.
- 10:49Speaker 1: So we took a... I took a college speech class
- 10:53Speaker 1: to get the credit to graduate. And for some reason,
- 10:57Speaker 1: this just came up when I looked for my master resume.
- 11:00Speaker 1: And it's a.
- 11:00Speaker 3: Ooh, okay. It's like a.
- 11:05Speaker 1: I don't even know what you would call this. I
- 11:08Speaker 1: want to say ethnographic. I don't know. It's like a...
- 11:13Speaker 1: It's a case study of the country of Djibouti. It
- 11:19Speaker 1: seems to be in Africa. And this was our final.
- 11:26Speaker 1: Me and a certain Tesla of the area. Her name
- 11:29Speaker 1: is Deadass Tesla. And some other people, but me and
- 11:34Speaker 1: Tesla were the main ones who did anything. Let's see,
- 11:37Speaker 1: we got a Brandon.
- 11:40Speaker 3: We got a Corey. We got a.
- 11:43Speaker 1: I don't even know how you say this, Val? Val?
- 11:50Speaker 3: You know, it was fun.
- 11:52Speaker 1: Actually, that was really fun. We all went to Tesla's
- 11:54Speaker 1: house and, you know, me and Tesla were mainly doing
- 11:58Speaker 1: the work and everybody else was kind of just fucking off.
- 12:04Speaker 1: But we did it. We got 14 pages here of, like, nonsense. Or,
- 12:10Speaker 1: not nonsense. I shouldn't say that. But, okay.
- 12:12Speaker 3: We have useful words and praiseless.
- 12:16Speaker 1: May peace be upon you. Assalamu alaikum.
- 12:25Speaker 3: How are you?
- 12:26Speaker 1: Iska. Wadah.
- 12:29Speaker 3: Nabar.
- 12:30Speaker 1: Means peace.
- 12:32Speaker 5: Izmi.
- 12:33Speaker 3: Oh, that's cute.
- 12:34Speaker 1: My name is Izmi. Izmi.
- 12:37Speaker 2: Mario.
- 12:39Speaker 1: Izmi. Let's go away.
- 12:45Speaker 3: Wait, that's just French.
- 12:46Speaker 1: What the heck?
- 12:48Speaker 3: I need a doctor.
- 12:49Speaker 1: J'ai besoin d'un docteur. Où est?
- 12:53Speaker 3: Où est?
- 12:54Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, I saw, I think it made me gasp earlier. Like,
- 12:58Speaker 1: the two languages are Arabic and French. Oh my gosh,
- 13:02Speaker 1: don't even get me started on Arabic and French.
- 13:04Speaker 3: What is that guy's name? Saint-Laurent?
- 13:08Speaker 1: Saint-Laurent? To keep it 100, the only thing stressing me
- 13:12Speaker 1: out in this life is a visa. And also the
- 13:15Speaker 1: fact that my girl doesn't like that I'm followed by me, Khalifa. Oh,
- 13:19Speaker 1: he's so sexy. Oh my god, he's my age. He's
- 13:23Speaker 1: literally my age. Oh, and he's Palestinian. He's Palestinian. He's
- 13:28Speaker 1: a multilingual artist. And everybody needs to go listen to
- 13:33Speaker 1: Nails by Saint-Laurent. L-E-V-A-N-T Saint-Laurent.
- 13:40Speaker 3: Okay?
- 13:42Speaker 1: This song is a banger, and I recommend it to
- 13:45Speaker 1: anybody who will listen. And he's extremely handsome. So now
- 13:52Speaker 1: I got the encouragement I needed. How did I even
- 13:55Speaker 1: get there? I don't even know. Something about Djibouti. We
- 14:02Speaker 1: literally picked this because we just thought it sounded kind
- 14:05Speaker 1: of funny. I think one of them was like, has
- 14:08Speaker 1: anybody heard of Djibouti?
- 14:11Speaker 3: And we were like, no, dude, what?
- 14:13Speaker 1: Probably freaking Corey.
- 14:15Speaker 3: Corey was like, Djibouti?
- 14:16Speaker 1: Anybody? And we were like, sure. We got 14 pages
- 14:21Speaker 1: of everything you need to know about Djibouti. And so
- 14:27Speaker 1: I might have to go there one day just to
- 14:30Speaker 1: see what's going on.
- 14:31Speaker 3: I wonder....
- 14:35Speaker 1: I wonder.
- 14:36Speaker 3: I.
- 14:36Speaker 1: Have a lot of curiosities now about Djibouti. I think
- 14:40Speaker 1: it's okay to get distracted. this job was posted like
- 14:44Speaker 1: kinda recently so and if it doesn't work out like
- 14:47Speaker 1: whatever jabooty ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
- 15:09Speaker 6: Accessories and costumes and or i i don't know if
- 15:13Speaker 6: i'm supposed to say costume outfits i said costume to
- 15:18Speaker 6: my cousin she sent me a picture of her outfit
- 15:20Speaker 6: i was like i'm loving this costume but.
- 15:23Speaker 1: In french it means something different like and i was
- 15:26Speaker 1: telling her i was like i think it's totally acceptable
- 15:27Speaker 1: to wear a costume wherever you are like dress up
- 15:31Speaker 1: girl she's always looking fabulous like I'm obsessed. I'm truly
- 15:39Speaker 1: obsessed with her fashion.
- 15:40Speaker 3: I just... Ugh.
- 15:46Speaker 1: Ugh. And she's actually a costume designer, is my understanding.
- 15:57Speaker 3: Like, she's mostly... I just learned this term.
- 15:59Speaker 1: Via this job thing, posting thing.
- 16:04Speaker 3: What did it say?
- 16:04Speaker 1: It was something so weird. I looked it up. I
- 16:08Speaker 1: wonder if I saw the tab open. Oh, boy, I don't.
- 16:12Speaker 1: What the heck did it say?
- 16:13Speaker 3: I was like, what the heck is this?
- 16:21Speaker 1: I had never seen this before, and I looked it up,
- 16:23Speaker 1: and it's essentially just, like, homemaking is my understanding, but
- 16:26Speaker 1: they called it something I'd never seen before.
- 16:29Speaker 5: Ugh.
- 16:35Speaker 1: Oh boy. Oh, I think I put it in my notes.
- 16:38Speaker 1: I was like, ooh, I can maybe lie and say
- 16:40Speaker 1: that I've done this.
- 16:42Speaker 3: I mean, I've done it.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Cottage industry. That's what they call it now.
- 16:47Speaker 3: Cottage industry.
- 16:53Speaker 1: And I was going to talk about an event I
- 16:56Speaker 1: went to once.
- 16:57Speaker 3: I was going to do it just like a quick little.
- 16:58Speaker 1: Bullet point, but realistically, I don't know that I should
- 17:02Speaker 1: be claiming all that. And also, my thing is extremely full.
- 17:07Speaker 1: I'm trying to keep it minimal. I'm really trying here. Minimal. Minimal.
- 17:18Speaker 1: That's another song. Hold on. I think it's... Ooh, wait.
- 17:21Speaker 3: It might be by.
- 17:24Speaker 1: Somebody with some accusations. Ugh. Now I have to know.
- 17:31Speaker 1: Now I have to know who made this song. And
- 17:35Speaker 1: then that might be my inspiration. And by the time
- 17:37Speaker 1: the song finishes, I'm calling it done. Let's see. Oh,
- 17:42Speaker 1: my role model. Okay. Okay. That's feeling interesting.
- 17:59Speaker 3: I gotta focus. Okay, which one am I picking?
- 18:01Speaker 1: I think if I'm on the pod, it'll help me pick.
- 18:06Speaker 1: Which one am I picking? I could call it done now.
- 18:14Speaker 1: I need one more. Because look, I got just enough lines.
- 18:18Speaker 1: I don't even know that that's true, though.
- 18:20Speaker 3: Listen, I got.
- 18:27Speaker 1: I got five relevant experiences and two service industry experiences.
- 18:33Speaker 1: And I got a million more that I didn't even
- 18:35Speaker 1: talk about. I got my skills and my objective and
- 18:41Speaker 1: my education. This is looking really good. I also have
- 18:44Speaker 1: to write a freaking cover letter, so maybe I should
- 18:46Speaker 1: just call it. Do I have a Yeah, realistically, I
- 18:52Speaker 1: actually don't have any more space for relative experience. I
- 18:55Speaker 1: only have space for, like, one more service industry. And, like,
- 19:04Speaker 1: the thing is, even if I change the margins, it's
- 19:07Speaker 1: not going to help me. It's simply not going to
- 19:11Speaker 1: help me. Okay, so what was the one I was
- 19:14Speaker 1: going to pick if I was going to pick one?
- 19:17Speaker 1: I forgot. Oh, the natural science center. part of me
- 19:26Speaker 1: wants to do something like extremely abnormal on the resume
- 19:36Speaker 1: like evidently i am just forgoing locations let me just
- 19:43Speaker 1: add those real quick i just completely forgot i'm looking
- 19:48Speaker 1: very well traveled I'm looking very well-traveled. And, uh, this
- 19:57Speaker 1: guy don't want nothing.
- 19:59Speaker 5: This guy.
- 20:01Speaker 1: I'm talking about myself, don't worry about it. Um, and
- 20:09Speaker 1: see I could remove.
- 20:10Speaker 5: One I think I need to add this one because.
- 20:25Speaker 1: Otherwise I don't have any non-profit experience listed and I
- 20:35Speaker 1: have a lot of non-profit experience i don't even know
- 20:44Speaker 1: what city this place is in if i'm honest oh
- 20:48Speaker 1: yeah it's right there okay i like the way it
- 20:51Speaker 1: stomped at me is this horticultural i don't know i'm
- 20:55Speaker 1: just like pulling up everything okay oh i didn't put
- 20:59Speaker 1: the location on this one either okay that explains why
- 21:02Speaker 1: i didn't get that job okay.
- 21:08Speaker 3: Okay let me.
- 21:08Speaker 1: Just let me make sure they even exist Not that
- 21:11Speaker 1: it really matters, but I really hope they do still exist.
- 21:17Speaker 1: I should know the name of the city, it's kind
- 21:18Speaker 1: of far away though.
- 21:24Speaker 2: Um....
- 21:25Speaker 1: San... Yellow Cache... Huntsville. Huntsville, okay. I should've known.
- 21:42Speaker 3: And so when did I work there?
- 21:45Speaker 1: This is the problem. I'm just like doing research of
- 21:47Speaker 1: my own history constantly because I don't remember. I don't remember.
- 21:55Speaker 1: There's too many. There's just simply too many. Oh, you
- 21:58Speaker 1: know what I'm going to put? I decided, you know,
- 22:03Speaker 1: in the past I've put just fieldwork term. Nobody's going
- 22:06Speaker 1: to know what I'm talking about, but the real ones do.
- 22:10Speaker 1: And then people were telling me, they were like, what
- 22:13Speaker 1: does this mean? I don't know what this means. I
- 22:14Speaker 1: was like, listen, interview me. I'll tell you what it means.
- 22:19Speaker 1: How about that?
- 22:20Speaker 3: Also, look it up, eh?
- 22:23Speaker 1: Y'all are taking me off with this. Because if I
- 22:28Speaker 1: put the actual dates, it doesn't look so good. Because
- 22:32Speaker 1: it's a pretty short term. But if I just put term,
- 22:34Speaker 1: then they don't really know what that means. freaking ask
- 22:41Speaker 1: me about it I'm more than happy to tell you
- 22:47Speaker 1: um and so I was just entering here but you
- 22:50Speaker 1: know I did so much I did so much stuff
- 22:58Speaker 1: that's like highly relevant to this new thing the problem
- 23:07Speaker 1: is I have now entered page two But I could
- 23:11Speaker 1: just delete my most recent job entirely. Because it's really
- 23:18Speaker 1: not relevant. I minimized it as much as I could.
- 23:25Speaker 1: But it's really, really not even relevant. And, like, just
- 23:32Speaker 1: ask me. Just ask me what I did.
- 23:33Speaker 3: See, that's the thing.
- 23:34Speaker 1: If a paranoia agent would say, it looks bad to
- 23:36Speaker 1: have a gap in your resume, that's what they would say.
- 23:39Speaker 1: Freaking ask me. I'll tell you. I'm going to keep
- 23:46Speaker 1: it extremely minimal when I tell you. That's all I know. Okay.
- 23:51Speaker 1: I got to focus. Bye.