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Classic CMS: Chris & Neeley vs. Jeffrey C. Music (2008 Revisited) · Classic Metal Show

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  SPEAKER_03: That,
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  SPEAKER_03: is Three-Legged Dog from their Frozen Summer release,
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  SPEAKER_03: and that is Rain on My Parade.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, raining on parades is nothing new for the Classic Metal Show.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, it definitely is not.
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  You basically have rained on the parade of our good friend The
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  Rev over there at Dirt Truck.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think that parade has marched on.
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  SPEAKER_03: What do you think?
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  SPEAKER_03: I think so.
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  SPEAKER_03: Since the Big Eddie Trunk showdown here on the Classic Metal Show,
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  SPEAKER_03: our good friend and buddy,
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  SPEAKER_03: The Rev,
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  SPEAKER_03: over there at Dirt Talk,
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  has not returned to his seven-listener program on a Sunday
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  night since that day.
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  SPEAKER_03: There has been nothing, no sign, nothing from him.
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  SPEAKER_03: No, The Rev has gone missing.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I think he might have quit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, he may have quit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Who knows?
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  SPEAKER_03: But instead, in his place, this is basically what we got in his place.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: We're working.
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  SPEAKER_03: Native, can you hear me at all?
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  SPEAKER_03: You can hear me?
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  SPEAKER_03: That's weird because my voice effects levels aren't working.
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  SPEAKER_03: That is so weird.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, we're going to do this like Brutus.
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  And we're going to start with Iron Maiden from the Can I Play
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  With Madness single.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is a song called Massacre,
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  SPEAKER_03: which I think,
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  SPEAKER_03: or I believe this is a cover of a Jethro Tull song,
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  SPEAKER_03: if I'm not mistaken.
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  SPEAKER_03: Anybody?
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  SPEAKER_03: Anybody?
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay,
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  SPEAKER_03: well,
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  SPEAKER_03: we won't know because the other half's not here tonight,
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  SPEAKER_03: so it's just going to be me.
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  Okay,
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  so this is Ray and this is Black Metal Ray's Sunday Revival,
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  is what this is called.
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  SPEAKER_03: Three hours of just songs and music and hopefully a good time.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, like I said, I'm going to start with Iron Maiden Massacre.
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  SPEAKER_03: And I think this is a cover.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, hope you enjoy it and we'll be back soon.
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  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so that's what you got instead.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's good shit.
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  SPEAKER_03: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's quality.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, a couple weeks ago...
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  SPEAKER_03: We were checking out a guy by the name of Jeffrey C. Music on YouTube.
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  SPEAKER_03: We were.
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  And he was doing some music by some unknown metal band by the
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  name of Dio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hey, he did Dio, Holy Diver.
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  SPEAKER_03: He did some Dio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Some Dio.
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  SPEAKER_03: And for those of you who are listening to the show,
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  SPEAKER_03: we did play some of Jeffrey singing Holy Diver,
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  SPEAKER_03: doing some karaoke songs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Which led into that story about the guy who went up on stage,
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  and did he kill that guy or beat the shit out of him for doing
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  a poor job for Dio?
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  SPEAKER_03: He beat him up and got arrested.
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  SPEAKER_03: In Wisconsin?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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  So Chris had a brilliant idea,
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  and why don't you let him in on your brilliant idea?
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  Okay,
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  well,
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  what happened was,
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  in the course of learning about Jeffrey C.
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  Music...
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  SPEAKER_03: We found this.
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  SPEAKER_03: We found his quote-unquote bio on his YouTube page,
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  SPEAKER_03: and we found out that he's a guy that is a helper.
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  SPEAKER_03: He sings songs somewhat poorly trying to help people.
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  SPEAKER_03: Here's what Jeffrey says.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jeffrey says, I'm Jeffrey C. Jordan.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm 36, and I'm a college graduate.
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  SPEAKER_03: My number, if you need anything, is, and then his phone number.
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  SPEAKER_03: You guys can look it up if you want to call him.
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  I was abused as a child,
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  and I want to find a way to help people that have been abused.
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  SPEAKER_03: I am also interested in helping women that have been abused.
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  SPEAKER_03: I give to charities.
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  SPEAKER_03: I sell T-shirts to try to raise money to fight abuse.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm the kind of person that would give my life to help someone in need.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he goes on and on.
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  But basically,
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  he's a real nice guy,
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  God-fearing guy,
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  helpful guy,
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  loves to help people.
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  etc does his best to make people feel just a little bit better
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  by um by taking
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  requests of song requests and um well then he sings the song as
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  the request sure
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  i'll be it poorly well as he even says some people may laugh
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  with me some people
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  SPEAKER_03: may laugh at me right and we chose to laugh at him right
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  SPEAKER_03: But I think you took it a step further than just laughing at him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes, I did.
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  I think you were using it as a vehicle for your own heinous,
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  heinous agenda.
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  SPEAKER_03: I did.
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  So basically,
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  I decided somewhere mid-show that I wanted him to sing us a
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  song.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: So Chris took creative license in hand, as he often does.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_03: And writes, Jeff, a nice letter.
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  SPEAKER_03: A nice letter, a story of woe.
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  SPEAKER_03: And the letter goes, as Casey Kasem would say, and he writes.
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  SPEAKER_03: And he writes.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hello, Jeffrey.
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  SPEAKER_03: First of all, thank you for what you try to do.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was surfing YouTube and I stumbled across your videos,
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  and they really do bring a little smile and a glimmer of hope
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  to those that are
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  SPEAKER_03: less fortunate and struggling.
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  SPEAKER_03: Okay, well that sounds good so far.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's only if it was really sincere.
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  SPEAKER_03: Buddy, if I stopped right there, that would be okay.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: But I didn't stop there.
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  I have a request that I hope you can find it in your heart to
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  sing for a very sick friend.
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  My brother Wes recently found out that he was dying of a rare
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  blood disease called
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  SPEAKER_03: thrombosis striglosia.
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  SPEAKER_03: Striglosia?
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  SPEAKER_03: Striglosia.
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  It is some kind of a thickening of the blood which makes the
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  blood clot and clog
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  SPEAKER_03: throughout your body.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is very painful and
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  SPEAKER_03: Him and his wife,
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  SPEAKER_03: Vanessa,
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  are struggling to deal with the realization that he will be
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  gone in a couple of
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  SPEAKER_03: months.
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  Both I and our brother,
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  Wendell,
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  are trying to be strong,
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  but it's very difficult.
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  SPEAKER_03: His favorite band is the 80s band, Dokken.
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  I thought it would be nice if you sang Alone Again and
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  dedicated to Wes and let him
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  SPEAKER_03: know how we feel once he's gone.
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  Evidently,
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  he didn't stick around long enough to hear the song dedicated
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  to him.
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  SPEAKER_03: Apparently not.
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  SPEAKER_03: Apparently, Wes has left the building.
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  SPEAKER_03: Thank you, and we'll be watching the videos.
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  SPEAKER_03: God bless, Chris JQs.
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  SPEAKER_03: Look at Whitey Lawless.
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  SPEAKER_03: Chris, you are a sick bastard.
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  SPEAKER_03: So...
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  SPEAKER_03: You,
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  SPEAKER_03: with great glee,
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  SPEAKER_03: phoned me this afternoon to let me know that you were on Jeffrey C.
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  SPEAKER_03: Music's website over at YouTube.
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  SPEAKER_03: I was.
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  And found that Dokken Alone Again from Chris and Wendell to Wes
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  was now posted.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is now posted.
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  And that's exactly the title of the video,
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  Dokken Alone Again from Chris and Wendell to Wes.
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  SPEAKER_03: So let's hear Jeffrey C. Music's take on Dokken Alone Again.
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  SPEAKER_03: Or us.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right,
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm Jeffrey C.,
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  SPEAKER_03: and I am the destroyer of songs,
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  SPEAKER_03: and I'm about to destroy a song for you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I have a new song here by a group called Dokken, I think.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know if I'm saying that wrong.
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  SPEAKER_03: Dokken.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's right, Jeffrey.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's Dokken.
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  SPEAKER_03: It's Dokken, like Dio.
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  SPEAKER_03: Right.
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  SPEAKER_03: I'm sure if I'm saying it wrong,
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  I'll get 20 billion comments telling me to screw off and die
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  because I said it
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  SPEAKER_02: wrong.
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  SPEAKER_02: Anyway, this is called Alone Again.
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  SPEAKER_02: And, yeah, it's a pretty cool song, actually.
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  SPEAKER_02: Kind of mellow, slow, kind of cool.
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  SPEAKER_02: And this is from Chris and Wendell to Wes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And also, I think, from wife Vanessa.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wes is dying from... His wife Vanessa?
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  SPEAKER_03: Chris and Wendell to Wes and his wife Vanessa.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_03: I gotta hear that again.
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  SPEAKER_02: To Wes.
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  SPEAKER_02: And also I think from wife Vanessa.
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  SPEAKER_02: Wes is dying from a blood disease and you know...
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  They just want him to know that,
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  you know,
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  they're going to feel alone when he's gone.
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  And they just want you to know how much they care for you and
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  all that kind of stuff.
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  SPEAKER_03: And you're in our prayers and in my prayers anyway.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, he's praying for them.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's praying for them.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my.
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  SPEAKER_03: You are going to hell now.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just remember, you know, just like make the end.
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  You know,
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  there's something else,
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  and I believe in that,
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  so it'll be going to a better place.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, anyway, this is Doken, alone again.
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  SPEAKER_02: So, yeah, here we go.
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  I'd like to see you in the morning light I'd like to feel you
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  when it comes to
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  SPEAKER_02: night Now I'm here and I'm all alone Still I know how it feels
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  SPEAKER_02: Hard to make you see.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I couldn't find the words.
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  SPEAKER_02: Now the tears, they fall like rain.
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  SPEAKER_02: Run again without you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Run again without you.
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  SPEAKER_03: I like how he's just grooving along with the song.
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  SPEAKER_03: He really has rhythm.
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  SPEAKER_03: He's just grooving along with the song.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know again without you.
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  SPEAKER_02: I said stay,
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  SPEAKER_02: but you turned away Tried to say it wasn't me Now I'm here,
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  SPEAKER_02: and I've lost my way Now I know how it feels I'm alone again
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  To make you see But I couldn't find the world Now the tears
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  They fall like rain I'm
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  SPEAKER_02: alone again Without you Alone again Without you Alone
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  Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Thank you.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's so hard to make you sing.
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  SPEAKER_02: But I couldn't find the world.
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  SPEAKER_02: And now the tears, they fall like rain.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alone again without you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Alone again without you.
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  SPEAKER_02: Love again.
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  SPEAKER_02: Love again.
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  SPEAKER_02: Love again without you.
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  SPEAKER_02: And again, let's reiterate, that was from Chris and Wendell to Wes.
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  SPEAKER_02: the brother who is dying,
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  SPEAKER_02: and it's what you know how much they care,
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  SPEAKER_02: how much they love you,
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  SPEAKER_02: and how much they're going to fall along without you there.
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  And also,
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  just,
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  you know,
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  to his wife Vanessa,
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  you guys are all in my prayers.
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  SPEAKER_02: God bless you.
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  SPEAKER_03: God.
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  SPEAKER_03: Damn.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know how to react to that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Citizen V said it best.
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  SPEAKER_03: The guy can really sing, though.
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  SPEAKER_03: Give him that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, no kidding.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, the phone lines are open, 800-497-5891, if you've got a comment.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, what a comment on that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: Got a text from MLL.
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  SPEAKER_03: Straight to hell.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do not pass go.
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  SPEAKER_03: Do not collect $200.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy.
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  SPEAKER_03: So, what's the next step, Mr. Aiken?
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  SPEAKER_03: Does that link go into an email to our dying brother, Wes?
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  SPEAKER_03: I think it should.
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  SPEAKER_03: Should I do it right now?
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure, why not?
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  SPEAKER_03: Just send it out.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let's grab this.
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  SPEAKER_03: Let me get them from a different email than my main ones, though.
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  Whitey Lawless,
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  that should be the new theme for the Rock and Metal Revival
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  show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill, caller.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're on the air.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
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  SPEAKER_03: That... Oh, man.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was rough.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was just... That was brutal.
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  SPEAKER_02: That was like taking a cancer patient and just beating it mercilessly.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Jesus Christ.
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  SPEAKER_03: I can't tell you how wrong that was.
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  Man,
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  when I think you've crossed the line,
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  you really fucking crossed the line.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jesus.
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  SPEAKER_02: There's some things I won't do.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's one of them.
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  SPEAKER_02: All right, well.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jesus, I'll let someone else call in, but just, ugh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just, ugh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Jesus Christ.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, here we go.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, MOL.
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  Here are two guys that think Down Syndrome children were put on
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  earth to give them a good laugh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Kristen Neely and the Classic Metal Show.
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  SPEAKER_03: So there you are.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't think people want to comment.
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  SPEAKER_03: They don't want to be associated with that.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't think they know what to say.
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  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what to say.
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  SPEAKER_03: Come on.
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  SPEAKER_03: This is one of my greatest achievements ever.
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  SPEAKER_03: It is.
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  SPEAKER_03: It really is.
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  SPEAKER_01: Kicking on retards is good entertainment on the Classic Metal Show.
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  SPEAKER_00: The Classic Metal Show.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill caller, you're on the air.
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  SPEAKER_03: Chris, you are one twisted fuck.
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  SPEAKER_03: You are going to hell, my friend.
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  SPEAKER_03: You are going to hell.
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  SPEAKER_03: Why am I twisted?
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  SPEAKER_03: Because that was fucked up.
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  SPEAKER_03: You laughed the whole time.
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  SPEAKER_03: I did, but that was still fucked up.
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  SPEAKER_03: That's why you listen, right, Al?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, yeah, but even that was almost too far.
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  Well,
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  that's why you tell all your friends at school to tune in and
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  listen to the show,
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  right?
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  SPEAKER_03: That is exactly why.
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  SPEAKER_03: That was terrible.
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  SPEAKER_03: You are an asshole.
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  SPEAKER_03: But that was still funny.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well, thank you, I think.
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  SPEAKER_03: All right, Al, is that it?
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, fucking well.
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  SPEAKER_03: Even Al says you're wrong.
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  SPEAKER_03: Everybody's hurting on that one.
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  SPEAKER_03: I know.
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  SPEAKER_03: Well,
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  SPEAKER_03: again,
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  SPEAKER_03: that was a best of CMS moment,
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  SPEAKER_03: even though the CMS best of show is just like three weeks away.
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  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I think that one qualified.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy.
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  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill, caller.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're on the air.
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  SPEAKER_03: You're too late.
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  The sheriff's department was called out to what they thought
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  was a trash fire.
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  SPEAKER_03: It turned out it was a rev's apartment.
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  SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ.
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  SPEAKER_03: They didn't realize it until they found the skeleton.
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  SPEAKER_03: Oh, boy.
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  SPEAKER_03: It would take like a week and two days to burn through that.
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  SPEAKER_03: Like I said, I didn't think this was the county landfill.
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  SPEAKER_03: So what did you think, Doghouse?
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  SPEAKER_03: Was that worthy?
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_03: That was worthy.
• 20:54
  SPEAKER_03: I tell you what, I...
• 20:57
  using jeffrey c music as jeffrey c pathetic as the unwitting
• 21:01
  dupe in the whole
• 21:02
  thing that was great but i tell you what you remember a couple
• 21:08
  weeks ago when you
• 21:08
  first introduced us to jeffrey c music actually a couple days
• 21:13
  later i spent that
• 21:14
  evening watching this dumbasses clips and i actually felt sorry
• 21:19
  for him at first
• 21:20
  SPEAKER_03: because you know
• 21:21
  If you want selected clips,
• 21:23
  he seems like a right guy because he knows he doesn't sing
• 21:26
  well.
• 21:26
  He's just hamming it up and whatever,
• 21:28
  but goddammit,
• 21:30
  he's easy to laugh at.
• 21:32
  SPEAKER_03: He's easier to laugh at than to laugh with.
• 21:35
  SPEAKER_03: Cunt!
• 21:37
  SPEAKER_03: You ought to get him on the show and just interview him.
• 21:40
  SPEAKER_03: I think that might be the next step.
• 21:44
  SPEAKER_02: I am loving this!
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_03: That would be awesome.
• 21:48
  SPEAKER_03: I think that is the next step.
• 21:50
  SPEAKER_03: See,
• 21:50
  just like play the crickets or like whatever weird clips you
• 21:54
  can find while you're
• 21:55
  SPEAKER_03: interviewing him and see how he reacts to it.
• 21:58
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 21:59
  SPEAKER_03: What are you guys making fun of me?
• 22:01
  SPEAKER_03: No, what are you talking about?
• 22:04
  SPEAKER_03: Challenging through a little impromptu singing.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_03: Jeff, let's do a duet together.
• 22:12
  SPEAKER_03: Let's sing some Doken.
• 22:13
  SPEAKER_03: Doken.
• 22:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm looking to do some Dio with you.
• 22:18
  SPEAKER_03: Maybe some Sepuletora.
• 22:20
  SPEAKER_03: Sepple.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_03: Just some sepple.
• 22:24
  SPEAKER_03: Telsa.
• 22:26
  SPEAKER_02: Asshole.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, Jesus.
• 22:31
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, that's funny.
• 22:32
  SPEAKER_03: Is that all doghouse?
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: Yes, it is.
• 22:34
  SPEAKER_03: For real.
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_03: All right, man.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: It's new you, pal.
• 22:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm going to make something else.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_03: I only kill.
• 22:42
  SPEAKER_03: Our favorite callers.
• 22:44
  SPEAKER_03: No kidding, Carl.
• 22:46
  The pathetic douchebag hour with your host,
• 22:49
  Jeffrey C.
• 22:50
  Music and the Snake Man.
• 22:53
  SPEAKER_03: The Snake Man.
• 22:54
  SPEAKER_03: Snakey.
• 22:55
  SPEAKER_03: How funny was that that I asked Tarsha about the Snake Man?
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_03: How even more funny was it that he knows the Snake Man?
• 23:01
  SPEAKER_03: I know, and he said that he bought a piece of jewelry, too.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, I know.
• 23:05
  SPEAKER_03: And believe me, I'm going to hound Sheldon to get that photo.
• 23:09
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, yeah, I sat down and went through his 500 pictures.
• 23:14
  SPEAKER_03: Holy shit.
• 23:16
  SPEAKER_03: Why?
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 23:18
  SPEAKER_03: That's hysterical.
• 23:19
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, man.
• 23:21
  SPEAKER_03: Wow.
• 23:22
  SPEAKER_03: That was quite a little 15 to 20 minutes.
• 23:25
  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill, caller.
• 23:26
  SPEAKER_03: You're on the air.
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_03: Good evening.
• 23:29
  SPEAKER_03: And Chris.
• 23:30
  SPEAKER_03: I am so sorry, dear, about your brother, Wes.
• 23:33
  SPEAKER_03: It's been so sad that I'm going to have to sing along.
• 23:39
  SPEAKER_02: Here I go.
• 23:41
  SPEAKER_02: I'd like to see you in the morning.
• 23:46
  SPEAKER_02: I'd like you when it comes to night.
• 23:49
  SPEAKER_02: Now I hear, and I'm alone again.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_02: Still, I don't know how it feels.
• 23:55
  SPEAKER_02: I'm alone!
• 23:56
  Try so hard to make you see,
• 23:58
  but I couldn't sing anymore because Wes is dying!
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_02: I can't sing anymore!
• 24:03
  SPEAKER_02: Poor Wes is alone!
• 24:05
  SPEAKER_02: Oh, poor Wes!
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_02: God bless Wes!
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_02: I'll let you all fuck you pals, you sons of bitches!
• 24:19
  SPEAKER_03: God bless Wes.
• 24:21
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, my God.
• 24:22
  SPEAKER_03: God bless Wes.
• 24:26
  I just hope that when that strigolosum takes his life,
• 24:33
  that he goes peacefully.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 24:36
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's already gone, my friend.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_03: I think he's gone not so peacefully.
• 24:41
  SPEAKER_03: Well,
• 24:42
  SPEAKER_03: I hope the authorities don't find out where the CMS studio is at,
• 24:47
  SPEAKER_03: because I don't need any trouble.
• 24:50
  SPEAKER_03: We didn't do anything illegal?
• 24:54
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, they're at the door.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_03: Open up.
• 24:59
  SPEAKER_03: We got a couple of questions for you about one Wes JQ's.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_03: Hey, open that door.
• 25:08
  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill caller, you're on the air.
• 25:11
  SPEAKER_03: Have you fun with that version of alone again,
• 25:13
  SPEAKER_03: but it beats the piss out of Chris's song from earlier tonight.
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_03: Oh, you mean rock and metal revival?
• 25:21
  SPEAKER_03: He hung up before we could get him.
• 25:23
  SPEAKER_03: He hung out up.
• 25:24
  SPEAKER_03: I agree with him.
• 25:26
  SPEAKER_03: Rockin' Battle Revival.
• 25:28
  Rockin'!
• 25:31
  SPEAKER_03: Too funny.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_03: Alright, so we've reached a low point in the show.
• 25:37
  SPEAKER_03: The show has finally bottomed out.
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 25:41
  Here's a guy out there just trying to do something nice and
• 25:44
  funny and take your
• 25:45
  mind off of good things and hear you exploit him for your own
• 25:49
  heinous reason.
• 25:51
  SPEAKER_03: For my dumb show.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 25:55
  SPEAKER_03: Neely's lawyer's head is spinning right now.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 26:01
  It's like Fred is just wiping his brow going,
• 26:03
  what are you getting me into?
• 26:05
  SPEAKER_03: Jesus Christ, Fred's pulling the CMS crest off the top of the letterhead.
• 26:10
  SPEAKER_03: I don't want to be associated with this shit.
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_03: No freaking way.
• 26:14
  SPEAKER_03: Fuck you.
• 26:19
  SPEAKER_03: And the funny thing is, is that... Hail and kill, caller.
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_03: You're on the air.
• 26:25
  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_03: We've heard Dio.
• 26:29
  SPEAKER_03: We've heard Dokkan.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_03: I want to hear some Queen's Rice now.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_03: Queen's Rice.
• 26:36
  SPEAKER_03: Did you enjoy Jeffrey?
• 26:39
  SPEAKER_03: I thought that was bad.
• 26:41
  SPEAKER_03: That was so bad.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_03: It was funny as hell.
• 26:43
  SPEAKER_03: I don't think it was wrong.
• 26:44
  SPEAKER_03: We should do that some more.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's no saying I'm not going to do it again.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: We need to.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_03: That was great.
• 26:54
  SPEAKER_03: That was the funniest thing I've heard.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_03: Of course, it made my stomach hurt, but still, I love that.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_03: Nice.
• 27:05
  SPEAKER_03: Does this show ever cease to amaze you?
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: Never.
• 27:08
  SPEAKER_03: Never.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_03: You never know what you're going to get.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_03: I saw Nathan, Iron Maiden.
• 27:16
  SPEAKER_03: That's funny, too.
• 27:17
  SPEAKER_03: Iron Maiden.
• 27:18
  SPEAKER_03: Iron Maiden.
• 27:21
  SPEAKER_03: This is killer.
• 27:23
  SPEAKER_03: This is good.
• 27:24
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I wanted to call and say hey and let you know I love that bit, man.
• 27:28
  SPEAKER_03: That was great.
• 27:30
  SPEAKER_03: That was great.
• 27:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, he does.
• 27:34
  SPEAKER_03: Well, Chris is just a bastard, and you should know that by now.
• 27:38
  SPEAKER_03: That was great, man.
• 27:39
  SPEAKER_03: I want to hear more of that, man.
• 27:42
  SPEAKER_03: I love that.
• 27:43
  SPEAKER_03: That guy's pathetic.
• 27:45
  SPEAKER_03: I can go to YouTube now and find his stuff.
• 27:48
  SPEAKER_03: Well, it's Jeffrey.
• 27:49
  SPEAKER_03: All you've got to really look up is if you look up Dio Karaoke,
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_03: you'll see Jeffrey C.
• 27:58
  SPEAKER_03: Music as one of the guys,
• 27:59
  SPEAKER_03: and you just go and search him up.
• 28:01
  SPEAKER_03: Or the user is Jeffrey C. Music.
• 28:05
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: He's got about 100 videos.
• 28:06
  SPEAKER_03: Okay.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_03: That's funny.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_03: That was good.
• 28:13
  SPEAKER_03: I can't wait till the January show, man.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: That'll be cool.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_03: I'll see you guys there.
• 28:17
  And Batman,
• 28:18
  no,
• 28:18
  I won't pick you up unless you get to the after-hack room.
• 28:21
  SPEAKER_03: Right.
• 28:22
  SPEAKER_03: That's right.
• 28:23
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, Bats.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_03: All right, Kurgan.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_03: All right.
• 28:30
  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill, guys.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_03: Hail and kill.
• 28:32
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 28:33
  SPEAKER_03: Bye.
• 28:35
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• 28:38
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• 28:41
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• 28:42
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• 28:43
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• 28:51
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