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Episode 81: The Kennedy Center Boots Trump, Nobody Wants To Play The Great American State Fair, The POS Airport Code, Texans Love Crooks, There Aren’t Enough Donalds Buried At Arlington National Cemetery, RIP Sonny Rollins, and more

Trump has two weeks to remove his name from The Kennedy Center. Musicians keep bailing on playing The Great American State Fair. An airport will bear the DJT airport code. Was POS already taken? Texans love crooks like Ken Paxton. Donald Trump is dumber than a $250 dollar bill, A surprising number of people hate their partner. Have you ever wanted to be dirt? If you have, then you’re in luck, because human composting is coming to a funeral near you. A Nebraska dog shoots a woman with a shotgun. We have achieved the Idiocracy singularity with an impending UFC event at The White House…

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