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Hour 1 - The Day After · The Ben Maller Show

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Speaker 1: Boom! Shakalaka! It's our number one! And a happy hump
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Speaker 1: day to you. It is Wednesday, the 26th day of August,
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Speaker 1: and we are together here on the Ben Maler Show podcast.
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Speaker 1: We in Vegas. Viva Las Vegas on Saturday. So make
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Speaker 1: the Stakeout Bar and Grill. Of course, we've got the
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Speaker 1: 5th Hour Podcast all weekend, even though we'll be doing
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Speaker 1: the appearance in Vegas. And here in hour one, do
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Speaker 1: you think that Coach Kyle Shanahan is telling the truth
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Speaker 1: about the impact of 49ers owner Jed York's arrest on
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Speaker 1: the locker room? Also, is Jed York facing serious punishment
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Speaker 1: under the NFL's personal conduct policy? We're trying to go
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Speaker 1: to Pound Town at the trailer park. Also, thumbs up
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Speaker 1: or thumbs down, has the NFL officially reached the point
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Speaker 1: where there are too many alternative uniforms? We're referencing the
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Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers. There's a bunch of them, though. We'll
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Speaker 1: talk about that and more right now. And paint me
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Speaker 1: blue and call me a Smurf. It's our number one.
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Speaker 1: The day after, the day after, welcome in the beginning
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Speaker 1: They all agree, along with Van, the one-legged Bama man,
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Speaker 1: and Thumbs Up, Thumbs Down Eddie, the Ben Malheur Show
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Speaker 1: is a show. They all agree on that, and sometimes
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Speaker 1: it's good. Sometimes it's bad, but it's a show. It
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Speaker 1: is a show. So our lead this hour. Don't bury
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Speaker 1: the lead, my man. We will try not to. I
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Speaker 1: continue to be fascinated by the story, which is I
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Speaker 1: call it the bark in the trailer park because it's
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Speaker 1: still barking. Yeah. And again, if you somehow missed this,
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Speaker 1: what a tale it is. What a torrid tale it is.
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Speaker 1: And we'll go to San Francisco for the latest revelations
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Speaker 1: the day after the day after. And 49er coach Kyle Shanahan,
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Speaker 1: good old Kyle Shanahan, has chimed in. Now, Shanahan had
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Speaker 1: his own situation where he got into a phantom accident.
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Speaker 1: They went radio silence for 11 days. They covered up
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Speaker 1: whatever he did. And very odd that you would. Go
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Speaker 1: 11 days with a cover-up unless you were trying to
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Speaker 1: cover something up. I was like, why would you just
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Speaker 1: not announce it if there was nothing going on? So
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Speaker 1: there's something going on with Shanahan. We might never know
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Speaker 1: what exactly happened there because of the cover-up. There was
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Speaker 1: no cover-up involving the owner, Jed York. Trailer Park Jed,
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Speaker 1: as we like to call him there. So Kyle Shanahan
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Speaker 1: commenting on Jed York's arrest. The owner of the team,
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Speaker 1: if he was an NBA guy, they'd call him a governor.
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Speaker 1: because they're dumb. He owns the team. He was born
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Speaker 1: on third base, won the genetic lottery, not athletically, just
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Speaker 1: got into the right bloodline, a lot of money there,
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Speaker 1: and he happens to own So Jed York arrested, and
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Speaker 1: Kyle Shanahan said, no effect. We have a little audio? Okay, well,
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Speaker 1: let's go to the audio. If you didn't hear this,
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Speaker 1: let's hear a little spin, spin, spin from the 49ers
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Speaker 1: head coach. Here he is, Kyle Shanahan.
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Speaker 2: Obviously, it's a very tough situation. Views for the organization
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Speaker 2: going forward are.
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Speaker 1: The same as usual. There won't be any difference in that.
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Speaker 2: But I know it's extremely fresh. I think it's a very,
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Speaker 2: very personal situation. I got a lot of respect for Jed.
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Speaker 2: I got a lot of respect for Danielle. Their family
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Speaker 2: does mean a lot to me. So I'm like, with
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Speaker 2: it being this personal, I'm trying as hard as I
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Speaker 2: can to keep.
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Speaker 3: It that way.
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Speaker 1: Your message to the guys today, what was that?
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Speaker 2: I don't need much a message to the guys. I
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Speaker 2: think that's kind of irrelevant to our guys.
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Speaker 4: Is it possible that Jed will be away from the
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Speaker 4: team for a while or just not.
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Speaker 5: As much as a presence?
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Speaker 2: I mean, it's kind of, it's been like that this
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Speaker 2: summer anyways, you know, with him being out in Ohio
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Speaker 2: and things like that. So it'd be no difference right now.
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Speaker 2: He hasn't been here for training camp.
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Speaker 1: Well, only the finest equipment. Uh, I don't even know
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Speaker 1: what to say anymore. I don't know what to say. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: What am I going to do? I'm like, did my
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Speaker 1: speakers go out? Was I not talking? Lorena, I was talking. Yes.
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Speaker 1: I'm looking at you like, Ben, I don't hear you.
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Speaker 1: I mean, I was just making a great point and
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Speaker 1: nobody heard me. How does that happen? Like, literally, we
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Speaker 1: played one soundbite of Kyle Shanahan and then the whole
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Speaker 1: freaking thing falls apart. Where was I? All right. Kyle Shanahan.
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Speaker 1: What a dope. There we go. That's the monologue. Bye-bye.
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Speaker 1: I'm going home, everybody. See you later, losers. Anyway, yes.
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Speaker 1: So Shanahan, you heard what he said. The key quote
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Speaker 1: was no effect. And you heard him say it was
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Speaker 1: a very personal situation. I think most times you have
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Speaker 1: sex with a prostitute. It's a personal situation. But I
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Speaker 1: don't know. I have yet to do that at this point. Anyway,
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Speaker 1: York pleaded no contest to misdemeanor disorderly conduct. Possessing criminal tools,
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Speaker 1: which is a phone. I've got one of those. I'm
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Speaker 1: a criminal. I've got a phone. I'm bad boy, bad boy.
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Speaker 1: What you gonna do? Yes, I have a phone. Criminal tool.
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Speaker 1: And he was originally arrested on suspicion of prostitution, and
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Speaker 1: then it was knocked down. He paid some money, and
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Speaker 1: that's it. Fred Warner, one of the Warner brothers, he
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Speaker 1: plays for the team. I don't think he's part of
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Speaker 1: the movie studio. I don't know why. Anyway, Fred Warner
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Speaker 1: said players know about this story, but they're not discussing it.
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Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! So Shanahan
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Speaker 1: said that York's absence has materially not affected team operations.
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Speaker 1: You heard him talk about that in the soundbite we
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Speaker 1: played before we were talked. Very rudely by the Gremlins.
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Speaker 1: Very rudely. All right, so that is a good jumping
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Speaker 1: off point. Let us discuss. Here is the question. Do
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Speaker 1: you think that Kyle Shanahan is telling the truth about
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Speaker 1: the impact of The 49ers owner Jed York's arrest has had.
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Speaker 1: I think we're getting the real story here from Kyle Shanahan.
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Speaker 1: So I've got Netflix, Fisher Price, and swine fever. And
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Speaker 1: we will combine all of these things together, and we
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Speaker 1: are going to exterminate the gremlins. I will kill every
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Speaker 1: freaking gremlin. That is my life's work. I think what
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Speaker 1: it is is the cockroaches, the cockroaches are eating the
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Speaker 1: wires here. I think that's what's going on. Do they
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Speaker 1: eat wires? I'm writing it right now into my email.
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Speaker 1: I don't know that they eat wires. I'm just, I'm
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Speaker 1: going with that. My theory is that we're being attacked
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Speaker 1: by the gremlins and the cockroaches that are eating the wires.
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Speaker 1: All right. So to answer the question, do you think...
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Speaker 1: Do you think Kyle Shanahan is telling the truth about
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Speaker 1: the impact of the 49ers owner Jed York's arrest? He's
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Speaker 1: giving you a version of the truth, not the whole truth,
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Speaker 1: and not nothing but the truth. And look at it
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Speaker 1: this way. If Shanahan was having a drink, he would
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Speaker 1: not be having a Mr. Pibb. He would be having
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Speaker 1: a Mr. Fibb, if you know what I mean here.
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Speaker 1: And what are the odds that Jed York jokes have circulated?
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Speaker 1: around the 49er locker room in less than 12 seconds.
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Speaker 1: How about 1,000%? 1,000% that this is going on here.
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Speaker 1: Are we really supposed to believe that a 50-plus man
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Speaker 1: locker room there have not busted Jed York's balls like
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Speaker 1: he apparently wanted at that Ohio trailer park in that tryst?
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Speaker 1: I mean, of course it's going on. Please. Kyle Shanahan.
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Speaker 1: has apparently forgotten the golden rule of the football locker room,
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Speaker 1: and really any locker room if you ever played sports,
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Speaker 1: and it starts at a very young age. You don't
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Speaker 1: have to be a professional athlete if you played high
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Speaker 1: school or even lower levels than that. You know that
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Speaker 1: the one common bond that athletes share is that nobody,
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Speaker 1: nobody is safe playing from getting roasted at a Netflix-style
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Speaker 1: comedy special. All is fair in love, war, and poking
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Speaker 1: the owner for the hibbity-dibbity that took place, or I
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Speaker 1: guess didn't take place, but he wanted it to take
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Speaker 1: place there. So Shanahan, what he's really doing is insulting,
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Speaker 1: much like the Cleveland Browns do with their fans. Shanahan,
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Speaker 1: Kyle Shanahan, insulting the 49er fan base there. He's insulting
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Speaker 1: your intelligence by pretending that this has not become grade
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Speaker 1: A locker room material. When he says that York's arrest
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Speaker 1: had no effect, that is NFL coach speak for please
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Speaker 1: stop asking me about my boss. I would appreciate it.
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Speaker 1: So why not acknowledge the obvious? Well, it gets a
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Speaker 1: little uncomfortable. It gets a little dicey to do that.
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Speaker 1: And so that's part of the issue here. The players
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Speaker 1: know about it. They probably cracked every X-rated joke imaginable.
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Speaker 1: At this point. Just think about your job and whoever
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Speaker 1: your boss is. And it happens, I know, in my
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Speaker 1: world when one of our bosses F up and we
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Speaker 1: find out about it. Oh, my God. Open season. And
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Speaker 1: that's just human nature. It's just human nature. Every X-rated
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Speaker 1: joke possible being cracked. And really good jokes. Really, really
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Speaker 1: good jokes. Really good jokes. Yet instead of saying, well, yeah,
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Speaker 1: they're having some fun with it. No, no, no. Instead,
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Speaker 1: Shanahan sounded like an employee protecting the guy who signs
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Speaker 1: the checks in theory. So there you go. Pretending there's
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Speaker 1: zero chatter, no chatter at all. It just makes it
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Speaker 1: more ridiculous when you say stuff like that. Now, meanwhile,
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Speaker 1: the NFL, believe it or not, they confirmed the NFL
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Speaker 1: that they are aware of Jed York's trailer park dalliance.
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Speaker 3: So stupid.
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Speaker 1: So his failed attempt to do the dirty deed, although
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Speaker 1: he did get in trouble for attempting to do The
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Speaker 1: Dirty Deed there at the trailer park. And he is
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Speaker 1: currently being reviewed under the personal conduct policy, which applies
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Speaker 1: to owners as well. So that is where we are
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Speaker 1: on that. Jed York responding to some information. I saw
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Speaker 1: the New York Post had a big write up on this.
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Speaker 1: where Jed York responded to the hooker's ad using the
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Speaker 1: alias Joe multiple times over the weekend. Apparently really good advertisement.
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Speaker 1: I don't know who wrote the ad. Solid advertisement. I
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Speaker 1: really like the ad. So there was that. And that
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Speaker 1: obviously turned out to be an undercover cop, a sting.
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Speaker 1: And he negotiated the payment. One hundred sixty dollars. So
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Speaker 1: what is that in California or New York? If it's
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Speaker 1: 160 in Ohio, in a town kind of off the
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Speaker 1: beaten path there where things are not going good, there's
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Speaker 1: a lot of poverty, unfortunately, I understand, in East Palestine, Ohio.
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Speaker 1: So I guess that would be, what, 200, 220 in L.A.
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Speaker 1: or New York? I don't know. I don't know the
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Speaker 1: going rate on that. So he was interested in one
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Speaker 1: hour of the full-service boinking. It did not happen. And
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Speaker 1: we understand the New York Post said he drove a
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Speaker 1: rental car, Jed York, I believe it was Avis. Shout
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Speaker 1: out Avis. If you're going to see a woman at
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Speaker 1: a trailer park, get that Avis rental car. Anyway, that's
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Speaker 1: where we are. So the question on this, is Jed York,
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Speaker 1: 49ers owner Jed York, facing serious punishment under the NFL's
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Speaker 1: personal conduct policy? So after a minutes-long review, a minutes-long
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Speaker 1: review on this, of the available information, and we have
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Speaker 1: used our deliberation skills and determined... No. No, I'm shaking
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Speaker 1: my head. No, no, no, no, no, no, no on this.
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Speaker 1: What are they going to do? This is always the
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Speaker 1: issue with owners, and it drives people nuts. What are
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Speaker 1: they going to do? Are they going to suspend Jed
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Speaker 1: York for four games? Now, that's real punishment. So you're
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Speaker 1: suspended for four games. You're going to have to watch
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Speaker 1: the 49ers play on your $ 20, 000 Ralph Lauren sofa with
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Speaker 1: your army of butlers and cooks. Well, that's real punishment.
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Speaker 1: You're really showing Jed York. This just in, owners don't play.
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Speaker 1: Video at 11. Owners do not play. So the NFL
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Speaker 1: can manufacture whatever they want, some kind of performative punishment,
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Speaker 1: and And if you look at the map, if you
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Speaker 1: look at the map here, and the precedent has been
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Speaker 1: set on the roadmap. Patriots are Robert Kraft, a customer
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Speaker 1: at the Orchids of Asia Day Spa there in, I
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Speaker 1: believe it was Jupiter, Florida. And he got popped on
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Speaker 1: a solicitation situation. Remember that? Way back in 2019. I
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Speaker 1: was a little kid back in 2019. And so that
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Speaker 1: went down. The charges in that were eventually dropped because
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Speaker 1: of the fruit of the poisonous tree, thanks to that
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Speaker 1: old lawyer that called the show and explained exactly what
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Speaker 1: was going to happen. He was spot on. Free legal
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Speaker 1: advice from a really good attorney that we didn't have
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Speaker 1: to pay for. Thank God for that. Anyway, the NFL,
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Speaker 1: what do they do? They never disciplined Robert Kraft. He
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Speaker 1: never got punished for that. Nothing. Now, it's a little
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Speaker 1: different with Jed York, because there was a plea, and
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Speaker 1: he paid a fine, and that was that. But it's
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Speaker 1: really nothing. And nor should it be. The public rebuke
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Speaker 1: is really the punishment on this. But again, they being
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Speaker 1: the NFL, they want to do some kind of performative
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Speaker 1: thing here for optics, give out a stern statement. And
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Speaker 1: perhaps a fine. It's very hard to fine rich people
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Speaker 1: enough for them to really feel the fine. And that's it.
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Speaker 1: And if they really want the deluxe punishment, and I'm
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Speaker 1: talking next level deluxe punishment for this guy, how about
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Speaker 1: a large charitable tax deductible donation?
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Speaker 3: All right.
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Speaker 1: And they get the photo op, get him out in front,
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Speaker 1: take some video, photo in front of some charity there.
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Speaker 1: And everyone gets to pretend accountability has arrived. Good luck
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Speaker 1: on that. Good luck on that. This is going to
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Speaker 1: be Roger Goodell dropping not exactly Thor's hammer. This will
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Speaker 1: not be Thor's hammer. This is going to be the
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Speaker 1: Fisher Price version of Thor's hammer. That's what it will
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Speaker 1: dropped on on Jed York. So the NFL owners are
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Speaker 1: the landlords of the operation. We've known that for a
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Speaker 1: long time. And the landlords, I don't recall them evicting themselves.
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Speaker 1: Generally speaking, landlords do not evict themselves. All right. Now,
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Speaker 1: last word to Green Bay. I'm going to use the
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Speaker 1: Packers as an example. The marketing people for the NFL announced,
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Speaker 1: I think there's eight teams that have decided to go
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Speaker 1: full Fugazi. with these alternative uniforms, and they released them.
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Speaker 1: The Packers got a lot of heat for this. They
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Speaker 1: unveiled the new NFL Rivalries alternative uniforms. It's always a
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Speaker 1: big date on my calendar. They're not going to wear
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Speaker 1: them until October 11th, a Packer Bears game.
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Speaker 5: The Bears!
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Speaker 1: And that's it. The look features a vintage green jersey,
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Speaker 1: alabaster and gold striping, alabaster pants and matching helmet, and
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Speaker 1: a green face mask. I'm trying to describe for Inca
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Speaker 1: Terror and Blind Seabass and the other great blind listeners
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Speaker 1: to the show. So the look, that's the look. Green
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Speaker 1: Bay saying the alabaster color represents aged Packers stock certificates.
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Speaker 1: The jersey numbers, the use of an engraved currency-inspired treatment
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Speaker 1: to the jersey. I mean, there's a lot of bull
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Speaker 1: crap here. A lot of bull crap on this one.
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Speaker 1: And the social media reaction has been absolutely brutal to
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Speaker 1: the Green Bay Packers, the stockholders of the Packers. Not happy.
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Speaker 1: with the wardrobe malfunction, as they're calling it. They're saying
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Speaker 1: it was Timu-like, designed by a child or AI, all
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Speaker 1: that stuff. So the question is this. Thumbs up. I'm
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Speaker 1: going to steal the bit from Eddie. Thumbs up, thumbs down, Eddie.
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Speaker 1: So thumbs up or thumbs down, has the NFL officially
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Speaker 1: reached the point now where there are too many alternative uniforms?
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Speaker 1: So I'm going, thumbs up on this! Thumbs up on this! Now,
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Speaker 1: whatever happened... Go, King Eddie! Thank you. No, this is
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Speaker 1: a different... This is the other Eddie. This is Eddie
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Speaker 1: and Charlotte. Yeah, Eddie. But we can use the King
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Speaker 1: Eddie drop. That's fine. So whatever happened to the radical
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Speaker 1: concept of the Green Bay Packers simply wearing... It's going
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Speaker 1: to shock you. I'm a shock jock. My job is
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Speaker 1: to shock you. The concept of the Packers wearing... Packer uniforms.
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Speaker 6: Oh, Maller!
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Speaker 1: Why you gotta go there, Maller? That's why you're on overnight.
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Speaker 1: You think the Green Bay Packers should wear the Green
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Speaker 1: Bay Packers uniform? Have you lost your mind? I know.
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Speaker 1: I know. You're such a boomer. Yeah. So the NFL's
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Speaker 1: rivalries concept is some fresh merchandising... dressed up as some
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Speaker 1: kind of new tradition, I guess, is what they are.
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Speaker 1: You know what I call it? I call it swine fever,
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Speaker 1: is what I call it. Because the NFL is putting
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Speaker 1: lipstick on a merchandising pig, is what they're doing here.
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Speaker 1: And I understand they have to do it. Nike pays
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Speaker 1: a lot of money to the NFL, and Nike has
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Speaker 1: to sell new merch. And there's a certain percentage of
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Speaker 1: knucklehead fans... that will just buy any piece of crap
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Speaker 1: that they put out. And I guess they got a
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Speaker 1: lot of money. They don't know what to do with
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Speaker 1: the money. And they're all about it here. So that's
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Speaker 1: what this is about. And the NFL uniform design team
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Speaker 1: at Nike, they're like, what are we going to do?
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Speaker 1: They have this uncontrollable urge to doodle on iconic brands
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Speaker 1: like the Green Bay Packers because, well, we've got to
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Speaker 1: have some fresh merch to sell, and why not? Okay?
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Speaker 1: And spare me all the corporate gobbledygook when it comes
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Speaker 1: to community and heritage. They use all these buzzwords because
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Speaker 1: they all go to the same webinars. And they're like, well,
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Speaker 1: use these words. Nobody will push back on this. And
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Speaker 1: just stop selling this crap. And you don't need to.
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Speaker 1: You don't need to do it. If your explanation, this
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Speaker 1: is the way I look at it. If your explanation
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Speaker 1: for a football uniform requires a paragraph about aged stock
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Speaker 1: certificates and the spiritual significance of alabaster. Seek help. Find help.
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Speaker 1: It's not that deep. It's not. It's just boys want
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Speaker 1: to go out on a Sunday, have some beers, watch
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Speaker 1: some football. They don't need to hear about alabaster and
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Speaker 1: age stock certificates. Just please. And I'm not a Packer fan.
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Speaker 1: My brother lives there not far from Lambeau Field, but
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Speaker 1: he's not a Packer fan either. But Green Bay already
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Speaker 1: has one of the most iconic, most recognizable uniforms in
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Speaker 1: the NFL. Yeah. And so you don't need to futz
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Speaker 1: around with it. You found something that works. McDonald's doesn't say,
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Speaker 1: why don't we redesign the golden arches? Because, you know,
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Speaker 1: we used it for a long time. Let's redo that M. No, no.
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Speaker 1: Starbucks with their logo. Have they done a full redesign? No.
21:37
Speaker 1: People buy overpriced coffee and overpriced Big Macs and fries.
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Speaker 1: They know the logo. And that's it. So you don't
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Speaker 1: need to do it. Constantly reinventing. Iconic uniforms like the
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Speaker 1: Green Bay Packers, it does not strengthen the brand. It
21:53
Speaker 1: cheapens the brand. If I know that from my online
21:58
Speaker 1: marketing course, you would think the people at, I don't know,
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Speaker 1: Nike and the NFL and all the different people involved
22:06
Speaker 1: in merch would be able to figure that out. So
22:09
Speaker 1: sometimes the greatest redesign is design. No redesign. All right.
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22:21
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22:24
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22:26
Speaker 1: at 877-99 on Fox. We'll release the Kraken and open
22:32
Speaker 1: up the phone. There's a lot of reaction to the
22:34
Speaker 1: guy from Tucson that called up in hour four, just
22:37
Speaker 1: feedback on the mailbag. He gave this whole speech about,
22:41
Speaker 1: He thought the tarps off thing was some kind of
22:44
Speaker 1: psyop he heard from his buddies to involving women and boobs.
22:49
Speaker 1: And that was a whole thing. I don't even really
22:51
Speaker 1: know exactly what he was talking about. But it was
22:53
Speaker 1: very entertaining. It was very entertaining. So, by the way,
22:59
Speaker 1: one of the big TV guys, like this guy's a
23:01
Speaker 1: big stud, big star. I won't say his name. I
23:02
Speaker 1: don't want to get him in trouble. But he pointed out,
23:05
Speaker 1: even the Yankees don't do the City Connect thing. Even
23:08
Speaker 1: the Yankees. No, we're not doing that. The Dodgers do.
23:10
Speaker 1: They embarrass themselves. They put those clown costumes on every
23:13
Speaker 1: once in a while. All right, 877-99 on Fox. 877-996-6369
23:19
Speaker 1: if you want to be a part. So it's not
23:20
Speaker 1: a riddle. It's just an interesting quiz for you. Clayton Kershaw,
23:24
Speaker 1: that's a former Dodger who lost every big game. Clayton
23:27
Speaker 1: Kershaw was given his first blank. before he broadcast his
23:31
Speaker 1: first Dodgers game on TV. He did a Dodger game
23:33
Speaker 1: last night in Atlanta locally in L.A. Clayton Kershaw was
23:36
Speaker 1: given his first blank before he broadcast his first Dodgers
23:40
Speaker 1: game on TV locally. That would be back on Tuesday night,
23:44
Speaker 1: and we'll pay that off. We'll take these calls, the
23:46
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24:37
Speaker 1: of darkness, fueled by the moonlight. And a reminder, Las Vegas,
24:44
Speaker 1: are you ready? You better be. The next Maller meet
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Speaker 1: and greet. Invading Lost Wages, Nevada, this Saturday, August 29th,
24:52
Speaker 1: 3 to 5 p.m. I just got a message from
24:57
Speaker 1: a senior member of the Maller militia. And I have
25:01
Speaker 1: seen a photo of the merch. We might have a riot.
25:07
Speaker 1: Everyone's going to want these items or this item that
25:10
Speaker 1: I saw. It's going to be the must-have item. At
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Speaker 1: the Mallard Meat and Grill. We'll be at the Stakeout
25:15
Speaker 1: Bar and Grill right near UNLV. That's S-T-A-K-E. Stakeout Bar
25:22
Speaker 1: and Grill near UNLV. Lorena Koop will be there. Surfer Todd,
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Speaker 1: the comedian. I'm going to be there. That's right. Surfer Todd,
25:28
Speaker 1: the comedian, will be there. Multi-time Benny Award winner for
25:32
Speaker 1: his comedy. Remember, he got into a dust-up with Jay Scoop,
25:35
Speaker 1: who will also be there. They patched things up. Supermarket
25:39
Speaker 1: Steve and his wife. I don't think there'll be any
25:41
Speaker 1: Tierra Mizzou. Wayne from Mizzou. That's a big one. That's
25:45
Speaker 1: a big name. Wayne from Mizzou and his wife. Wayne
25:49
Speaker 1: survived a near-death experience on a motorcycle and had the
25:52
Speaker 1: greatest drill sergeant in the history of drill sergeants when
25:54
Speaker 1: he was at boot camp. in San Diego in the Marines.
25:57
Speaker 1: So he'll be there to hang out with us. Also,
25:59
Speaker 1: all kinds of other big names. Assembling. Everyone in the
26:02
Speaker 1: Mallard Militia is assembling under one roof. Admission free. Parking
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Speaker 1: is free. The chaos guaranteed. So what you gonna do
26:09
Speaker 1: when the Mallard Militia runs wild on you? Be hanging
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Speaker 1: out there in Vegas. So check that out. We are
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Speaker 1: back at it here at 877-99 on Fox. That's 877-996-6369.
26:17
Speaker 1: We have to We have to stay focused. Old Man River.
26:28
Speaker 1: We don't want Old Man River upset, so we have
26:31
Speaker 1: to stay focused there because Old Man River in Florida,
26:33
Speaker 1: he's 90 years old. He listens. He can't sleep. He said,
26:35
Speaker 1: when you get to 90, you don't sleep. You just
26:38
Speaker 1: do a lot of the bathroom. So I said, I
26:40
Speaker 1: would like to be you. I would like to live
26:42
Speaker 1: to 90. That would be great. And he's still going strong.
26:45
Speaker 1: He listens all the time. Nefemi in Chicago writes, and
26:48
Speaker 1: he says, hey, Maller, A-plus and a bowl of Apple Jacks.
26:52
Speaker 1: On the Maller monologue, Shanahan was hired– To cover up
26:57
Speaker 1: the owner's proclivities. Yeah, might get a bonus for that. Sure.
27:05
Speaker 1: Why not? Steve writes in. He says, hey, Ben, why
27:08
Speaker 1: don't you call Andrea, your 49er insider, who must be
27:13
Speaker 1: seeing now, must be seething now after you trashed her 49ers. Well,
27:20
Speaker 1: Andrea is the astrology insider. She's not the 49er insider.
27:24
Speaker 1: And astrology is her game. Calling the radio show is
27:29
Speaker 1: what she likes to do. I don't think she's even
27:31
Speaker 1: a Niner fan. She's from New York. She doesn't really
27:34
Speaker 1: talk a lot of football. I know she likes the Mets,
27:37
Speaker 1: and I know she likes the athletics. I don't know
27:40
Speaker 1: if there's any real football. It's got to be like
27:42
Speaker 1: the Jets. I think if you're a Mets fan, you've
27:44
Speaker 1: got to be a Jets fan. Late Night Drug Tester says,
27:46
Speaker 1: it wasn't Gremlins ruining your soundbite. The NFL is protecting
27:52
Speaker 1: Jed York. I bet they are already talking, or taking rather,
27:56
Speaker 1: taking away the body cam footage from the police there
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Speaker 1: in Ohio. Yeah, that'll be next. Freddie says, can we
28:04
Speaker 1: get that Kyle Shanahan sound drop again? Yeah, why not?
28:08
Speaker 1: What the hell? Keith says was given his or Clayton
28:14
Speaker 1: Kershaw was given his fruit basket from high school classmate
28:17
Speaker 1: Matthew Stafford. Not blind. Austin says his first trip to
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Speaker 1: the trailer park ballet. Why not? Manuel in Gardena says
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Speaker 1: Kershaw was given a Rawlings leather bound Bible. a crucifix
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Speaker 1: made from Louisville Slugger wood, a blank card so he
28:38
Speaker 1: and his kiddos can get endless nacho helmets and Cokes
28:42
Speaker 1: all year long. Brilliant. Even in the offseason. Very detailed
28:46
Speaker 1: by Manuel in Gardena. And Mark says, Mark in Queens says,
28:53
Speaker 1: Clinton Trishaw was given his first enema to help calm
28:57
Speaker 1: his nerves. In the broadcast, Rich in Vegas says Kershaw
29:01
Speaker 1: was given a Jed York trailer park gift certificate. Do
29:05
Speaker 1: they have those at the trailer parks? No, they don't
29:07
Speaker 1: have those? Yeah, there you go. Michael in Tulsa says, Ben,
29:11
Speaker 1: were you talking about Baylor when you mentioned the new
29:14
Speaker 1: Green Bay alternative uniforms? Maybe the Packers could move to Waco. Yeah,
29:19
Speaker 1: they do look a lot like the Baylor Bears. Very
29:22
Speaker 1: similar there. Analog Al says the Packers were established in 1919,
29:27
Speaker 1: a year before the NFL. Why not? Chip in the
29:32
Speaker 1: Qs says A-plus on the Mallard-Mollick. Chip was at one
29:37
Speaker 1: of the first ever Mallard meet and greets. I was
29:39
Speaker 1: with my younger brother.
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Speaker 5: Brother.
29:40
Speaker 1: We were driving around the Northeast. We stopped in Pittsburgh,
29:44
Speaker 1: and we went and hung out there with Pete in
29:46
Speaker 1: Pittsburgh and the bread man and the dough boy. Went
29:48
Speaker 1: to a sandwich shop at 1 in the morning. Then
29:50
Speaker 1: we kept going up to Syracuse and went to a
29:53
Speaker 1: Chicken Finger restaurant, which was like a bar restaurant place
29:56
Speaker 1: with Chip and Dale. Dale doesn't participate in the show anymore,
29:59
Speaker 1: but Chip does. And Chip in the queue says, A-plus
30:02
Speaker 1: on the Malamalog. Anything other than taking the team away
30:07
Speaker 1: from Jed York isn't going to hurt him more than
30:10
Speaker 1: all this public embarrassment he's already suffering. So the NFL
30:15
Speaker 1: should fine him heavily and give said money to the
30:18
Speaker 1: appropriate charity. I'm sure they're going to do that. Let's see,
30:21
Speaker 1: what else do we have? The Baltimore Freeloader account, Baltimore
30:24
Speaker 1: Freeloader account writes in, says, who knew that Jed Joe
30:27
Speaker 1: York enjoyed Palestine so much? I'm sure he reads the
30:31
Speaker 1: Bible every day and knows all about the Palestinians. I
30:34
Speaker 1: don't think that's the same Palestine. I might be wrong
30:37
Speaker 1: on that. I think there's a different Palestine. I don't
30:39
Speaker 1: think that's it. Anyway, looking forward to the slap on
30:42
Speaker 1: the wrist Roger Goodell Awards. You should invite Jeff to Vegas. Or,
30:49
Speaker 1: I think, Jed. Jed to Vegas this weekend. I'm sure
30:52
Speaker 1: his wife will allow it. Well, he's not married, right?
30:54
Speaker 1: He got divorced before that. Aren't hookers legal in Vegas?
30:59
Speaker 5: No.
30:59
Speaker 1: That's an interesting thing. You have to go out to Pahrump.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
31:03
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's a real place. Yes, I've been there. You
31:06
Speaker 1: get to hump and parump. Hump and parump. We need
31:08
Speaker 1: to make a song about that. Well, I went. AJ Scoop.
31:12
Speaker 1: AJ Scoop. Hump and parump song.
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Speaker 5: Hump and parump.
31:16
Speaker 1: No, but there's a funny story. So my wife's work,
31:19
Speaker 1: she's a 911 operator, and they do this, there's this
31:22
Speaker 1: big police race every year from Baker to Vegas. They
31:25
Speaker 1: call Baker's this desert town out in the middle of
31:27
Speaker 1: nowhere in California. Yeah. And they run through the desert
31:30
Speaker 1: when it's like 120. And people die. It's like the
31:33
Speaker 1: cops die out there because the weather's so hot. And
31:36
Speaker 1: I've helped out a couple of times with that. And
31:38
Speaker 1: so in order to get where you need to go,
31:41
Speaker 1: I've had to drive through Pahrump. Not a lot going
31:45
Speaker 1: on in Pahrump. It was really cool, though, because I'm
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Speaker 1: such a radio nerd. And there's not many left, because
31:51
Speaker 1: there's not many in radio anymore. But as a radio nerd,
31:54
Speaker 1: the legend Art Bell, who hosted the greatest overnight show
31:57
Speaker 1: of all time about goblins and chemtrails and all that stuff,
32:01
Speaker 1: coast to coast before George Norris. And I grew up
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Speaker 1: listening to Art Bell. And Art Bell did his show
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Speaker 1: from the Kingdom of Nye. And I always thought, well,
32:08
Speaker 1: that's cool, the Kingdom of Nye. He just named this
32:10
Speaker 1: thing the Kingdom of Nye. And then I realized it's
32:12
Speaker 1: actually Nye County, Nevada. He just called it the... How
32:16
Speaker 1: great is that? I thought it was hilarious. And there's
32:18
Speaker 1: a Tribute. I've been to Pahrump twice. I've yet to
32:21
Speaker 1: see the tribute to Art Bell. There's like a little
32:24
Speaker 1: statue thing. It's like a plaque and a bench in
32:28
Speaker 1: this park in Pahrump, Nevada for Art Bell. I've not
32:31
Speaker 1: been there. I've been by it. I just haven't had
32:33
Speaker 1: time to get to it. So one of these days
32:35
Speaker 1: I'm going to go out to Perot. But it's like
32:37
Speaker 1: 40 miles outside of Vegas. 40 or 50 miles north
32:40
Speaker 1: of Vegas, I think. There's a place over by my house.
32:42
Speaker 1: I think it's over towards Ontario. I go there for
32:44
Speaker 1: chicken and waffles. Is prostitution legal there? There's prostitutes on
32:48
Speaker 1: every corner. Yeah. Go down to Figueroa here in L.A.
32:50
Speaker 1: if you want to see prostitutes. Are you supposed to
32:53
Speaker 1: be here? It's an outdoor sex trade. It's hilarious. Right
32:57
Speaker 1: in the middle of L.A. on Figaro Boulevard. It's legendary.
33:00
Speaker 1: Everyone in L.A. knows it. It smells like cats out there.
33:03
Speaker 1: It smells like a lot of things. Not a lot
33:06
Speaker 1: of showers going on right there. You know what I'm saying?
33:09
Speaker 1: Jerry in the jar writes in, says the 49ers are
33:12
Speaker 1: going to be a white-hot dumpster fire this year, and
33:15
Speaker 1: I'm going to enjoy every minute of it. All right,
33:18
Speaker 1: let's go to the phones. And who do we have? Eeny, meeny, miny, moe.
33:21
Speaker 1: We got some legends lined up. Let's say hello to,
33:23
Speaker 1: what do we got here? Lucky Tony is in the
33:26
Speaker 1: Bay Area, and he's not a 49er fan. He's a
33:29
Speaker 1: Bears fan. He'll let you know about that. Hello, Lucky Tony.
33:32
Speaker 3: Hey, Ben. How do I know Viking fans wear purple panties?
33:37
Speaker 1: I don't know.
33:38
Speaker 3: Haller and James told me. How do I know Packer
33:41
Speaker 3: fans wear purple panties?
33:42
Speaker 1: I don't know.
33:44
Speaker 3: It sounds like something they do. And how do I
33:46
Speaker 3: like my hookers?
33:50
Speaker 1: Explain.
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Speaker 6: On the arm.
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Speaker 3: Thanks, Ben. Okay.
33:55
Speaker 1: Metaphor Kyle. I was hoping he'd call up. I wanted
33:58
Speaker 1: to see what was going on with him. Hello, Metaphor Kyle,
34:02
Speaker 1: who's in Vegas. Will we see Metaphor Kyle and his glasses?
34:06
Speaker 1: You will. Yeah, he's going to be there. He's going
34:09
Speaker 1: to be there.
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Speaker 6: Metaphor Kyle.
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Speaker 5: Oh, yeah. I'm excited.
34:14
Speaker 6: I'm fired up. I got put on days, man.
34:20
Speaker 1: Those bastards.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 6: At first, but they moved me back to graves cause
34:25
Speaker 6: I'm much more needed, uh, you know, in the middle
34:27
Speaker 6: of nowhere, Boulder city.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
34:29
Speaker 6: But, um, uh, funny, funny thing. Cause I just heard
34:32
Speaker 6: you talking about Perum. Ain't nothing to do in Perum.
34:35
Speaker 6: You'd waste your time going out there.
34:36
Speaker 1: It's like, uh, Well, I would argue if your goal
34:42
Speaker 1: was to enjoy some nice female companionship for a price,
34:46
Speaker 1: that's where you would have to go, is Perum. That's
34:48
Speaker 1: where they charge for it. And they can get away
34:50
Speaker 1: with it. It's legal.
34:52
Speaker 6: Listen, I'll put it like this. My uncle used to
34:54
Speaker 6: say you pay for cat everywhere you go. So no
34:57
Speaker 6: matter what, you're paying for it. Anyway, I've been missing
35:03
Speaker 6: the show, man. So, you know, you got to fill
35:05
Speaker 6: me in or I'm going to listen the rest of
35:07
Speaker 6: the three hours that I got left to listen. So
35:10
Speaker 6: I'm in for an adventure because I've been missing you guys.
35:12
Speaker 6: I've been missing the show. I've been missing all the personalities.
35:16
Speaker 6: So let's have a great one, and I'll see you
35:18
Speaker 6: this weekend.
35:18
Speaker 1: All right. We look forward to it. Metaphor Kyle, another star.
35:22
Speaker 1: This is the amount of star power that we have
35:26
Speaker 1: at this thing. We got Robbie the Mariner fan, J Scoop.
35:31
Speaker 1: He's got some Maller merch there. Metaphor Kyle.
35:34
Speaker 5: Big Lou.
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Speaker 1: He's on number two. That's right. Big Lou's going to
35:37
Speaker 1: be there. And Tammy in Vegas. And we hope Mouthwash
35:41
Speaker 1: Mike and... Old generation of caller, Lance the bus driver,
35:45
Speaker 1: supposedly going to show up as well. All right, let
35:47
Speaker 1: me pay off this Clayton Kershaw thing. So Clayton Kershaw,
35:49
Speaker 1: I heard this. This is very odd. So Clayton Kershaw
35:53
Speaker 1: was given his first blank before he broadcast the Dodgers game,
35:57
Speaker 1: first ever local Dodger broadcast for Kershaw on TV last
36:01
Speaker 1: night in Atlanta. What do you think he got there, Lorena?
36:08
Speaker 3: Um.
36:10
Speaker 1: Um, let me see. Clayton Kershaw was given his first
36:15
Speaker 1: ever computer. That seemed odd to me. Am I, am
36:19
Speaker 1: I wrong to think it's odd? Kershaw's 38 years old.
36:22
Speaker 1: He never owned a computer. That doesn't make sense. I
36:25
Speaker 1: know you don't need one for work if you're a
36:27
Speaker 1: baseball player, but don't you need one in life just
36:29
Speaker 1: to enjoy with all the stuff online?
36:31
Speaker 3: The Sims?
36:31
Speaker 1: I know your phone's kind of like a computer. Or
36:33
Speaker 1: how about for school? Well, he's... He's like my.
36:37
Speaker 3: Age, right?
36:38
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a little older.
36:38
Speaker 5: Yeah, what about like online chatting back in high school
36:41
Speaker 5: and middle school and stuff?
36:42
Speaker 1: Like, what do you mean? AOL? Well, I was watching
36:45
Speaker 1: on TNT. Brian Anderson said Kershaw had never owned a computer.
36:50
Speaker 1: And when he agreed to do the Dodger TV broadcast...
36:53
Speaker 1: They gave him a computer because they just give you
36:56
Speaker 1: a bunch of nerd stats. And one of my buddies
36:58
Speaker 1: in the media, who I will not name, who was
37:00
Speaker 1: watching the Kershaw broadcast. I was not watching the Kershaw broadcast,
37:03
Speaker 1: but my buddy was. And he said it sounded like
37:06
Speaker 1: Kershaw was just reading the bullet points off the computer.
37:11
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny. Anyway, time now. Oh, I'm late. Time
37:13
Speaker 1: now for the, you know why I'm late? Because I
37:15
Speaker 1: had to move seats and there's a big light blocking
37:18
Speaker 1: the clock. That's exactly why. I'm going to move. Quickly.
37:20
Speaker 1: I'm going to move. All right. Anyway, here's the Who
37:23
Speaker 1: Am I game. I lead all NFL defensive players with
37:27
Speaker 1: the most quarterback hits over the last two seasons combined. Again,
37:30
Speaker 1: I lead all NFL players with the most quarterback hits
37:33
Speaker 1: over the last two seasons combined. Who am I? The
37:36
Speaker 1: answer next.
37:36
Speaker 2: Who?
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37:42
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37:46
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37:49
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37:52
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37:56
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37:58
Speaker 1: Vegas this weekend, you can do the pod from anywhere
38:01
Speaker 1: at any time. So we will have fresh pod time.
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Speaker 1: Every day of the weekend, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday with
38:08
Speaker 1: the Mallard Meet and Greet, of course, on Saturday. And
38:11
Speaker 1: you can check out the podcast, the Fifth Hour Podcast,
38:14
Speaker 1: a spin-off of this. So when you're doing the Honeydew
38:17
Speaker 1: List on Saturday morning, the Fifth Hour Podcast, a great
38:21
Speaker 1: accompaniment to the Honeydew List. Very popular. Very popular. So
38:25
Speaker 1: check it out when you're walking around, getting your exercise in,
38:27
Speaker 1: going on the treadmill. Fifth Hour Podcast on the weekends.
38:31
Speaker 1: In addition to the Ben Maller Show, we thank you.
38:36
Speaker 1: We thank you. We thank you. Well, time now for
38:38
Speaker 1: the payoff on the Who Am I game. I lead
38:42
Speaker 1: all NFL defensive players with the most quarterback hits over
38:45
Speaker 1: the last two seasons. Who am I? That is the question.
38:50
Speaker 1: We're trying to get to the bottom of the answer.
38:52
Speaker 1: And let's see. Does anyone know Intergalactic Playboy Weedman from ALF,
38:58
Speaker 1: the alien... That's some good art. Good AI art by
39:03
Speaker 1: our friend Alf. Weed Man will never see that because
39:06
Speaker 1: he's not able to get on his social media anymore.
39:10
Speaker 1: Late Night Drug Tester says you are Kiki Palmer, who
39:13
Speaker 1: is 33 today. Who else do we have? Where's Waldo
39:16
Speaker 1: from King Rory? Tim McCarver from Mr. Nice Guy. I
39:20
Speaker 1: have a really fun Tim McCarver story. Don't have time
39:24
Speaker 1: to tell it now, but Tim McCarver, who was a
39:26
Speaker 1: longtime commentator on Fox baseball coverage and all that. Rob
39:31
Speaker 1: in Minnesota going with Jim Cott as his answer. Curmudgeon
39:34
Speaker 1: Wayne in Duluth. The drunk Wayne is going with Willie
39:38
Speaker 1: Nelson as his answer. Chester the Molester McLaughlin from 00
39:44
Speaker 1: Mexican in San Diego. Not blind Austin in Bakersfield going
39:48
Speaker 1: with Captain Kangaroo. Charlie from Wisconsin says two-time Benny winner.
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Speaker 1: Ferg Dog. Oh, look at that. That's a good photo.
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Speaker 1: From Ferg Dog's Wedding. Dick Dastardly from Totally Fused. Phil
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Speaker 1: McConkie from Pauly D. That's the answer. And you have
40:03
Speaker 1: an answer, Lorena. Elvis Presley. Is it Elvis Presley? No,
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Speaker 1: it is not. From the Denver Broncos, Zach Allen. Zach Allen.
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Speaker 1: 20 more quarterback hits than Miles Garrett. Zach Allen, last
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Speaker 1: two years.