Latest / The Breakfast Club / DONKEY OF THE DAY: FDA Warns Against TikTok's New "NyQuil Chicken" Trend
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- 0:00Speaker 1: The breakfast club. Bitches, you can call me the donkey
- 0:02Speaker 1: of the day, but like I mean, no harm donky
- 0:06Speaker 1: today for Wednesday, sept Timber twenty first goes all you
- 0:09Speaker 1: digital d heads who are doing the latest TikTok challenge,
- 0:12Speaker 1: and that challenge is cooking chicken and night quills. Sometimes
- 0:16Speaker 1: sometimes sometimes I think to myself, Jesus really did have
- 0:20Speaker 1: every intention of coming back. But this was before social media,
- 0:23Speaker 1: all right. The first greatest trick the Devil ever played
- 0:26Speaker 1: was convincing the world he didn't exist. But the second
- 0:29Speaker 1: greatest trick the Devil ever played was convincing the world
- 0:32Speaker 1: to follow and play with him every day on social media.
- 0:36Speaker 1: Let's go to CBS nine for the report police a
- 0:38Speaker 1: new social media challenge is encouraging young people to marinate
- 0:41Speaker 1: their chicken and night quill and other call products. So
- 0:44Speaker 1: here you go. If the FDA has to remind us
- 0:46Speaker 1: that it's not a good idea, and this one is
- 0:49Speaker 1: dangerous even if you don't even eat the chicken. That's
- 0:51Speaker 1: because the FDA says boiling medication can change his properties,
- 0:55Speaker 1: making it more concentrated, so just breathing it alone can
- 0:58Speaker 1: let high levels of the drug into your body, damaging
- 1:02Speaker 1: your lungs. I know Jesus questions why he died for
- 1:08Speaker 1: y'all often. I know, I just know he does white people,
- 1:13Speaker 1: white people, white people. I apologize for all the times
- 1:16Speaker 1: we've clowned you off for not being able to season
- 1:19Speaker 1: your food. I take back every unseasoned chicken joke. If
- 1:21Speaker 1: this is what the trauma of not being able to
- 1:24Speaker 1: taste your food has led to, I sincerely apologize, all right.
- 1:27Speaker 1: The fact that the FDA, the whole FDA, FDA, the
- 1:31Speaker 1: Food and Drug Administration, has to warn humans humans not
- 1:35Speaker 1: to cook their food with ni quill is mind bodling.
- 1:39Speaker 1: Why would you want your chicken to relieve common cold
- 1:42Speaker 1: and flu symptoms? And even if it wasn't niquil, niquill
- 1:46Speaker 1: don't have no good flavors for marinating sauce for nil,
- 1:49Speaker 1: cherry swirl on chicken, cherry on chicken, and damn sure
- 1:55Speaker 1: not that original flavor. Listen, man, when you say come
- 2:00Speaker 1: to peer pressure, nobody is actually pressuring you to do anything.
- 2:03Speaker 1: You just want to be accepted. It is what it is.
- 2:06Speaker 1: Nobody actually makes you do anything. You make the choice
- 2:09Speaker 1: to do things because you're a seeking validation from whoever
- 2:12Speaker 1: is asking you to do something, which is why I
- 2:15Speaker 1: don't understand for the life from me, while y'all seek
- 2:17Speaker 1: viral validation from a bunch of digital d heads on
- 2:20Speaker 1: social media, you don't even know. Okay, Remember when adults
- 2:23Speaker 1: in our life used to say, so, what if everybody
- 2:25Speaker 1: jumps off a bridge, You're gonna do it too? Well?
- 2:28Speaker 1: In this social media era, yes, people will, especially if
- 2:32Speaker 1: it's a TikTok challenge. It's okay challenges like this only
- 2:35Speaker 1: talk it to youth because young ands are the only
- 2:37Speaker 1: ones who are easily influenced by challenges like this. I
- 2:40Speaker 1: would hope so. And the FDA is wanting that someone
- 2:43Speaker 1: could take a dangerously high amount of the cough and
- 2:45Speaker 1: cold medicine without even realizing it might hurt you lungs
- 2:48Speaker 1: because the medications vapors while cooking could cause high levels
- 2:51Speaker 1: of the drugs to enter your body. People, I promise
- 2:55Speaker 1: you man, the Internet is not sustainable. It is a
- 2:58Speaker 1: phenomenal advancement in technology. Absolutely, it is okay causing humans
- 3:04Speaker 1: brains to advance abster damn though. Okay. I read a
- 3:07Speaker 1: quote once and the quote was the difference between technology
- 3:10Speaker 1: and slavery is that slaves are fully aware that they
- 3:12Speaker 1: are not free. We have no idea that we are
- 3:14Speaker 1: prisoners to the algorithm. We really think were in control.
- 3:17Speaker 1: But look no further than the night Quille Chicken Challenge
- 3:20Speaker 1: to know that we are indeed not. Please give everybody
- 3:24Speaker 1: participating in the night Quille Chicken Challenge the sweet sounds
- 3:26Speaker 1: of the Hamletones. You are dogkey Oh the day, Yeah
- 3:36Speaker 1: the dog oh the day yeah hard Oh. I forgot.
- 3:46Speaker 1: We actually got audio from the actual TikTok. Let's hear
- 3:49Speaker 1: the talk tick. A wife got sick last night, so
- 3:52Speaker 1: I'm cooking up some ni quote chicken. I've done this
- 3:55Speaker 1: in the past, and usually I use about you know,
- 3:58Speaker 1: four thirds of the bottom. And if it's your first
- 4:00Speaker 1: time doing this, you can get away with using about
- 4:02Speaker 1: a fifth season that knockle in there just at the
- 4:04Speaker 1: right temperature. I don't want to let it sit there
- 4:06Speaker 1: and sizzle for about you know, five to thirty minutes.
- 4:10Speaker 1: Make sure you're constantly flipping over the chicken. You don't
- 4:12Speaker 1: want to give one side more attention than the other.
- 4:15Speaker 1: Sometimes the steam really makes you sleepy. If you're looking forward,
- 4:20Speaker 1: is that blue color right there? All right? And you
- 4:22Speaker 1: can go ahead and turn it off. Oh yeah, that's
- 4:26Speaker 1: steam baby used right back into the knock boom, knock
- 4:32Speaker 1: chicken bone Apple team and like breaking back, it sounds disgusting.
- 4:37Speaker 1: Why not just give your wife the night quill after
- 4:39Speaker 1: you cook for her? If she's not feeling well, the
- 4:42Speaker 1: comfort of you cooking for your wife will make her
- 4:45Speaker 1: feel better. And then why not give her the night
- 4:46Speaker 1: quill before? Bad? Who told you to combine the two? Also,
- 4:51Speaker 1: I need to give myself donkey to day because is
- 4:53Speaker 1: this a real challenge or is this just one digital
- 4:55Speaker 1: d head on social media attempting to get attention and
- 4:57Speaker 1: he got it because I didn't see a bunch of
- 4:59Speaker 1: videos of it. I just think it's wanted it out. Look,
- 5:01Speaker 1: could you do d head? I only see him one
- 5:03Speaker 1: and then he poured the night quel back into the
- 5:05Speaker 1: bottle like how how our parents used to save the
- 5:08Speaker 1: grease back in the day? Like, h disgusting? Bro. All right, well,
- 5:15Speaker 1: thank you for that. Donkey today, sir. I wouldn't say
- 5:17Speaker 1: God bless him, but really, God bless us all because
- 5:21Speaker 1: it's all downhill from here people. Donkey Today is brought
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- 5:26Speaker 1: don't be a donkey. Dive pound two fifty on your
- 5:29Speaker 1: cell and say the bull. If you've been hurting a
- 5:31Speaker 1: construction accident, that's pound two five old from your cell
- 5:34Speaker 1: and say the bull.