Latest / Untraditionally Lala / BONUS: All The Scary (and Slutty) Halloween Costumes
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- 0:15Speaker 1: Hello, what is it? Ghosts and goblins?
- 0:22Speaker 2: Ocean wants me to be a witch for Halloween.
- 0:24Speaker 3: But what's a goon to a goblin?
- 0:26Speaker 1: Only Lil Wayne would know. Happy Halloween bonus episode. As
- 0:33Speaker 1: you guys know, I am the worst at Halloween, and
- 0:38Speaker 1: I feel that I've been this way even since childhood.
- 0:42Speaker 1: Because I was looking at pictures that mom had pulled
- 0:45Speaker 1: and she was, look, this is from Halloween. One of them,
- 0:49Speaker 1: I was wearing a bathrobe, just a bathrobe.
- 0:52Speaker 4: What were you company?
- 0:54Speaker 3: Spa person?
- 0:55Speaker 1: I was at the spa. Another one I had on
- 0:57Speaker 1: a blue tank and a Revlon Brown I used a
- 1:02Speaker 1: Revlon eyeliner's pencil to make a mole, and I was
- 1:05Speaker 1: Cindy Crawford. Literally, there was nothing different about my outfit
- 1:09Speaker 1: except because what are.
- 1:11Speaker 2: You gonna what are you gonna wear?
- 1:12Speaker 1: As like a seven year old?
- 1:15Speaker 3: I'm now thinking about it really.
- 1:17Speaker 5: Though, Like the costumes back in those days were so
- 1:21Speaker 5: simple and easy and great.
- 1:23Speaker 1: But I remember kids having like actual legit costumes. I
- 1:26Speaker 1: just it's hard for me to get dressed as it is,
- 1:31Speaker 1: let alone dress up as a character. So I'm hoping
- 1:36Speaker 1: that you guys give me some ideas. I the last
- 1:40Speaker 1: time I dressed up was when I turned twenty one
- 1:43Speaker 1: and I went to my older brother's house party with
- 1:47Speaker 1: Brandon Cheryl when they lived in the Cove kid free,
- 1:51Speaker 1: they didn't have kids yet, and I went and got
- 1:54Speaker 1: wasted and I was a blue Eminem and it was
- 1:58Speaker 1: like the actual like stuff.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Irafoam.
- 2:02Speaker 3: You were like what I was?
- 2:04Speaker 1: Yeah? No, I just like, let my legs show because
- 2:08Speaker 1: I was a whore eminem of a blue Yeah. And
- 2:14Speaker 1: it was a costume from when I was a child,
- 2:16Speaker 1: and I wore it again.
- 2:17Speaker 3: Do you want to know?
- 2:17Speaker 5: It's funny that was I was thinking about my favorite
- 2:20Speaker 5: costumes and was one of them. Well, it was just
- 2:23Speaker 5: your Hammi down because you were it one year and
- 2:25Speaker 5: then I was like, fuck it, that's easy, and then
- 2:27Speaker 5: I should.
- 2:28Speaker 1: Order it again.
- 2:29Speaker 3: Let's order all the colors.
- 2:30Speaker 1: Brittany is having a Halloween party this week or Britney.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Because we're recording this, Brittany will have had her Halloween party.
- 2:38Speaker 1: So by this time when you're listening, you will know
- 2:41Speaker 1: what I was. If I even dress up. I don't know.
- 2:44Speaker 3: That's all the colors of the Eminem.
- 2:47Speaker 4: There's so many good ideas.
- 2:49Speaker 6: Your friends that wrote in are so good and yes,
- 2:52Speaker 6: the eminem ideas well, what's the last.
- 2:55Speaker 2: Thing you were easton?
- 2:57Speaker 3: Uh as Derek Rose with a bum?
- 3:00Speaker 5: I If anybody knows Derek roa basketball player, Yeah, and
- 3:05Speaker 5: he was always injured.
- 3:06Speaker 3: So I wore a Derek Rose jersey and crutches that
- 3:10Speaker 3: you're like the.
- 3:11Speaker 1: Utah youth quarterback. You're like Cam Rising. You can be
- 3:13Speaker 1: Cam this year.
- 3:14Speaker 3: I'm going to just wear a finger splint and be
- 3:16Speaker 3: out for the season. Go home, Cam.
- 3:18Speaker 1: I trolled him on as you should have.
- 3:20Speaker 5: No one wants him anymore. He's a nine year senior.
- 3:23Speaker 5: It's like, you should be in the NFL for four Well.
- 3:25Speaker 1: He's the liability. You can't even says he's injured again,
- 3:29Speaker 1: what do you do? He moved his legs. He really
- 3:32Speaker 1: is in something.
- 3:33Speaker 5: If anybody knows Robert Griffin the third, he's just a
- 3:35Speaker 5: walking rubber band.
- 3:37Speaker 3: He's just got no limbs.
- 3:38Speaker 1: He's just just like call it a day. I feel
- 3:40Speaker 1: like at this point you're doing it just to collect it.
- 3:42Speaker 3: Just start coaching.
- 3:43Speaker 1: Maybe I'll be camra.
- 3:46Speaker 3: Player the same amount of time.
- 3:47Speaker 2: What was the last thing that you were Jessica for Halloween?
- 3:51Speaker 2: Did you dress up last year?
- 3:52Speaker 4: Yes? Last year.
- 3:53Speaker 1: I just did last year for Halloween. You were a
- 3:56Speaker 1: couple in this year you're a single.
- 4:00Speaker 5: You were one.
- 4:03Speaker 4: You know it's funny.
- 4:06Speaker 6: O MG, this could have been what's it called when
- 4:09Speaker 6: it's like a premonition.
- 4:11Speaker 4: I was a dead I was with my friend Alexis.
- 4:15Speaker 6: We dressed up as a couple's costume and I was
- 4:17Speaker 6: a dead groom and he she was a dead bride.
- 4:22Speaker 1: Maybe we and then the relationship died, and then the
- 4:24Speaker 1: relationship died.
- 4:25Speaker 2: It's called manifestation.
- 4:27Speaker 6: The engagement died, the relationship of friendship is still very
- 4:30Speaker 6: much alive.
- 4:30Speaker 2: You're like, I gotta get out of this.
- 4:32Speaker 4: My favorite costume, let me tell you? Can I say it?
- 4:35Speaker 3: No?
- 4:36Speaker 4: My favorite costume, you guys is one year. It's on
- 4:38Speaker 4: my Instagram. I'll share it.
- 4:39Speaker 6: Maybe I dressed up as Captain Hook. It was in Nashville.
- 4:44Speaker 6: Kyle dressed up as tinker Bell. He was djaying downtown
- 4:47Speaker 6: that night, a hit party. He's sitting there djaying as
- 4:50Speaker 6: tinker Bell. You know me, I like to sleep and
- 4:54Speaker 6: I get very sleepy easily. So dressed as Captain Hook.
- 4:58Speaker 6: Captain Morgan was spawn. So they were giving me free
- 5:01Speaker 6: shots all night and literally.
- 5:03Speaker 1: Because they thought you were the mascot for the party.
- 5:05Speaker 6: They thought it probably, and they were like captain. And
- 5:08Speaker 6: I looked at Captain Hook so much. And by midnight.
- 5:12Speaker 4: I walked up to the DJ booth.
- 5:13Speaker 6: I probably have a picture of this somewhere, and I
- 5:15Speaker 6: was like, Kyle, I need to just take a little nap.
- 5:18Speaker 6: Crawled under the DJ booth, put his backpack there, and
- 5:21Speaker 6: legit fell asleep and woke up at like three am
- 5:24Speaker 6: when everyone three point thirty.
- 5:25Speaker 4: When he was packing up, He's like, hey, we gotta go.
- 5:27Speaker 6: Dad asleep underneath the DJ booth, dressed as Captain Morgan.
- 5:31Speaker 3: Talk about a dream and let me tell you, dress.
- 5:35Speaker 2: As Captain Hook.
- 5:36Speaker 4: Oh, Captain Hook.
- 5:37Speaker 2: By the end of the night, you became Captain.
- 5:40Speaker 4: I became best nap I've ever had in my life.
- 5:43Speaker 1: I think they gave you because.
- 5:45Speaker 2: You passed out.
- 5:46Speaker 1: Jessicay, No, you passed out.
- 5:50Speaker 4: Oh my god. It was good. It was an amazing
- 5:52Speaker 4: Kyle said.
- 5:52Speaker 6: Our friends all showed up and they're like, where's Jess,
- 5:54Speaker 6: And he's like, she's napping, and.
- 5:56Speaker 3: They're probably just all thinking you're blowing him.
- 5:58Speaker 2: Under there, probably, And I was what a good girl friend.
- 6:02Speaker 1: She blew that guy all night.
- 6:04Speaker 6: He said full ship and then he's dressed the sinker
- 6:08Speaker 6: Bell and he's like, nobody gets my costume because you're
- 6:11Speaker 6: not standing next to me.
- 6:12Speaker 1: So I'm just like tweet literally twinker Bell?
- 6:17Speaker 3: Did he have his Jedi braids? Still?
- 6:21Speaker 4: I put makeup on him. He had wings and a
- 6:24Speaker 4: little green fairy costume.
- 6:25Speaker 1: The fact that you broke up with him, I know
- 6:27Speaker 1: you're no. I am.
- 6:29Speaker 4: He's the greatest.
- 6:32Speaker 1: I don't know anyone who would do that. Wait, hold on,
- 6:35Speaker 1: why did they give you free shots because you were
- 6:37Speaker 1: so hot or because you looked like their mouth?
- 6:39Speaker 4: Because I was so hot? Lola Kent, I'm about Oh
- 6:42Speaker 4: this was a good year to was e t.
- 6:45Speaker 2: It was et.
- 6:48Speaker 4: Assistant then No, I freaking wish that was in Nashville.
- 6:51Speaker 1: I had the best of it because I remember seeing
- 6:53Speaker 1: that being like, my assistant is Lisa?
- 6:56Speaker 3: How did I?
- 6:56Speaker 1: How did I bag this one?
- 6:57Speaker 3: You?
- 6:58Speaker 1: I love you?
- 6:59Speaker 4: You said because I was hot.
- 7:00Speaker 3: Show.
- 7:01Speaker 4: I'm gonna send this because you were hot. You guys
- 7:05Speaker 4: me and Kyle. Look at Kyle.
- 7:08Speaker 1: If you do not share these to the podcast page,
- 7:11Speaker 1: I'm gonna be furious.
- 7:14Speaker 2: I have a beard and everything.
- 7:15Speaker 1: Zoom out the top one.
- 7:17Speaker 4: Can you not? Because I was hot? I'm a straight
- 7:21Speaker 4: up four foot captain hook walking around even look at you,
- 7:25Speaker 4: Ky put glitter on him and everything.
- 7:29Speaker 1: I feel so uncomfortable, beautiful, give me cringe. Please post that.
- 7:36Speaker 1: That's so good.
- 7:37Speaker 3: You're great at mind is what I know?
- 7:40Speaker 4: He was so with the heart.
- 7:44Speaker 2: That is so funny. It's good, it's good.
- 7:47Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I didn't even talk about
- 7:48Speaker 1: on the on this week's or last week's regular episode. Yes,
- 7:53Speaker 1: I'm six years sober now.
- 7:56Speaker 3: Yes, we'll have a gift.
- 8:03Speaker 2: Good for men?
- 8:04Speaker 3: Were gift next week.
- 8:06Speaker 2: Isn't it weird doing a podcast that's in the future.
- 8:09Speaker 4: Yeah?
- 8:09Speaker 3: Can I give you the gift on the next podcast though?
- 8:14Speaker 1: All right, so shout out to me for we're proud
- 8:17Speaker 1: of you. Did we have a lot of people ride
- 8:19Speaker 1: in with good costumes. I'm sure we did because you
- 8:22Speaker 1: showed me.
- 8:23Speaker 3: Hers. What's your favorite that I've ever done? You've dressed up?
- 8:29Speaker 2: You guys. I don't think I have.
- 8:32Speaker 1: I don't think i've ever had like a really great
- 8:34Speaker 1: middle school.
- 8:36Speaker 3: Yeah, that's where mine is because I don't I hate
- 8:38Speaker 3: dressing up.
- 8:38Speaker 4: It's a comfortable.
- 8:40Speaker 1: Actually, one year I was in avant garde, uh C
- 8:43Speaker 1: three p o or whatever that person's name is from.
- 8:46Speaker 4: What's avant garde?
- 8:48Speaker 1: Exactly? It means how can I dresses this in a
- 8:52Speaker 1: slutty way? So I painted my body like a shimmery
- 8:56Speaker 1: gold with a very slicked back bun. I wish I
- 8:58Speaker 1: would have had my ear job back then, because it
- 9:00Speaker 1: would have been way shaker like. It's such a tight
- 9:02Speaker 1: little chihuahua.
- 9:03Speaker 3: Looking in So you were CP three whore?
- 9:06Speaker 1: Sure?
- 9:07Speaker 4: What is that?
- 9:08Speaker 1: Is it? C three p O C three p O
- 9:10Speaker 1: C three p ho that's what you meant?
- 9:13Speaker 3: CP three ho?
- 9:14Speaker 1: You said whoror you should have left the R off
- 9:18Speaker 1: P three Oh?
- 9:19Speaker 4: You guys, what is it? Or producer C P.
- 9:22Speaker 3: Three Oh it's CP three l CP.
- 9:28Speaker 1: I think it's C three L Yeah.
- 9:31Speaker 2: You guys have been saying Have I not been saying it?
- 9:33Speaker 1: C three p ho?
- 9:35Speaker 3: Okay, not C three p horror.
- 9:37Speaker 1: That doesn't even. I'll help you. I'll help you work
- 9:41Speaker 1: on your bed.
- 9:42Speaker 3: Help, yeah, help me.
- 9:44Speaker 2: I think that that was my mote. I don't know.
- 9:46Speaker 1: I just feel like I never really dressed up.
- 9:48Speaker 2: I liked being no.
- 9:49Speaker 1: I was a slutty. Harry Potter for Monster mash one
- 9:52Speaker 1: year and I was really freaking cute. I think that
- 9:55Speaker 1: was my most favorite.
- 9:56Speaker 5: I remember getting that out because we just have a
- 9:58Speaker 5: tub of like maybe i'll be study Harry Potter, and
- 10:01Speaker 5: I saw like the Harry Potter time.
- 10:02Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, it'll be Harry Potter. I get
- 10:04Speaker 3: it out. I was like, this is for fucking oh.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Yeah, it's tiny, and I actually I think that was
- 10:11Speaker 1: my favorite card.
- 10:11Speaker 2: I'm going to be Harry Potter again.
- 10:13Speaker 4: This fluody.
- 10:14Speaker 6: Of course, you can make anything slutty. I'll be a
- 10:16Speaker 6: brunn and it'll be slutty and.
- 10:18Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pump my boobs before the party. So
- 10:21Speaker 1: they're just you have the brock card. I need to
- 10:24Speaker 1: get pads though, so I don't leak.
- 10:28Speaker 4: Or you could be a you could be a what's
- 10:31Speaker 4: a card?
- 10:32Speaker 6: A breastfeeding slutty Harry Potter?
- 10:35Speaker 4: What's it called a lactating?
- 10:37Speaker 5: Why don't you just be a lator? Just dress up
- 10:39Speaker 5: as a lactator and then just stick the things to
- 10:41Speaker 5: your bra.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Let me tell you something about breastfeeding.
- 10:44Speaker 1: When I went to the.
- 10:48Speaker 6: As a video of a listener absolutely wasted.
- 10:53Speaker 1: Okay, keep going, No, I want to move on to
- 10:56Speaker 1: them but I will say, speaking of lactating, I was
- 11:00Speaker 1: breastfeeding my baby at the Sherman Oaks Fair over the weekend,
- 11:04Speaker 1: and I was trying to cover myself. And while I
- 11:07Speaker 1: was trying to cover, because I spotted a little paparazzi
- 11:10Speaker 1: in the corner, so I was trying to and I
- 11:12Speaker 1: went like this, and I was like holding my baby
- 11:15Speaker 1: while trying to like put the thing over and then
- 11:18Speaker 1: maneuver to put the boob in her mouth. I clocked
- 11:22Speaker 1: her with my olmo.
- 11:23Speaker 4: Stop it.
- 11:25Speaker 1: It was the saddest thing in the world. Her little lip.
- 11:30Speaker 3: Stop it.
- 11:31Speaker 1: I started quivering and then just this face that's ready
- 11:36Speaker 1: to wail, and I just held her so close. And
- 11:39Speaker 1: after that, I literally I was like, Easton, turned the
- 11:41Speaker 1: fuck around. I'm not gonna try to hide it. I'm
- 11:44Speaker 1: whipping my tit out in front. I don't care if
- 11:46Speaker 1: one person sees my nipples. I just clocked my newborn
- 11:50Speaker 1: baby in the face with my elbow trying to cover up.
- 11:55Speaker 1: I don't give one shit, So maybe I will just
- 11:57Speaker 1: be walking around. Therefore, Easton, you can't you're disinvited from
- 12:06Speaker 1: the party.
- 12:06Speaker 3: Oh I don't I want to go to the party.
- 12:08Speaker 2: Just put it over the brawl, all right, keep going,
- 12:11Speaker 2: keep going? Who keep going to the people.
- 12:13Speaker 4: Oh my god, Okay, we're gonna se'm Google.
- 12:15Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm trying to look up slutty Harry Potter.
- 12:19Speaker 6: I can't take anything slutty be a slutty podcast.
- 12:22Speaker 2: Well, we're already there.
- 12:23Speaker 4: It just goes yourself.
- 12:25Speaker 1: No, I'm just kidding.
- 12:26Speaker 6: Okay, you guys, you have amazing costumes in.
- 12:30Speaker 3: Stud Let's see what I can steal.
- 12:32Speaker 4: Okay, I know.
- 12:33Speaker 6: First person blacked out so bad at a toga party.
- 12:37Speaker 4: My sister had to literally pick me up. We have
- 12:40Speaker 4: a video to this, you guys, it's so good.
- 12:42Speaker 6: And then this person put don't rip a two foot
- 12:45Speaker 6: bong in caps six times while already drunk to impress
- 12:50Speaker 6: your crush, and can we please look at this video?
- 12:53Speaker 4: Please toga? Here is show law too, and literally.
- 12:59Speaker 2: Just she's trying to impress someone.
- 13:01Speaker 4: No, she's just out of she's done so.
- 13:03Speaker 3: No, she tried to impress somebody, she said the aftermath.
- 13:07Speaker 4: She basically said, don't.
- 13:08Speaker 6: She got drunk and ripped a bong and her sister
- 13:11Speaker 6: think God was there with her.
- 13:12Speaker 2: Like a beer bong or like a smoke.
- 13:13Speaker 3: But smoke bomb.
- 13:14Speaker 2: Oh no, that's the worst idea twisted.
- 13:17Speaker 4: That is called twisted. So we really appreciate.
- 13:21Speaker 3: I like the toga, though I don't got the body
- 13:23Speaker 3: for it.
- 13:23Speaker 6: Okay, the togas are so hot. I remember toga parties
- 13:27Speaker 6: in college.
- 13:29Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because they were all there were a lot
- 13:31Speaker 1: of toga parties.
- 13:32Speaker 3: Because of this dainty little body.
- 13:35Speaker 1: No you're talking about East.
- 13:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:37Speaker 5: If I were to wear a toga and the toga parties, yeah,
- 13:40Speaker 5: my friends doing it and.
- 13:41Speaker 1: I was like, no, you could do They do it
- 13:45Speaker 1: on Greek row.
- 13:45Speaker 2: Is that why they do the toga parties?
- 13:47Speaker 3: We fratroundhouses? Yeah, yeah, they were only eighteen.
- 13:54Speaker 5: Yeah, it's never seen the toga party now.
- 13:57Speaker 6: Oh, I don't see m as much anymore. I wonder
- 13:59Speaker 6: why we didn't you grab a sheet? You look so
- 14:02Speaker 6: hot and you just put some.
- 14:04Speaker 2: Wait, maybe that's what I'll do.
- 14:05Speaker 1: It's so so easy.
- 14:07Speaker 6: We okay, I bet Logan could do that two seconds.
- 14:11Speaker 6: And it's inexpensive and it's so cute.
- 14:13Speaker 1: Good because I hate spending money on things that I'm
- 14:15Speaker 1: not going to wear again.
- 14:17Speaker 6: Can we please move on to this baby dress? Is
- 14:20Speaker 6: hull Cogain.
- 14:24Speaker 4: I'm excited for This person said.
- 14:27Speaker 1: How old is that baby? Do you think?
- 14:28Speaker 6: Just sent the photo of my seven month old? Dresses
- 14:30Speaker 6: hull cocin crush the look?
- 14:34Speaker 4: I love her?
- 14:34Speaker 1: Can I please see it? Hang it over to me?
- 14:37Speaker 1: What is the cutest ever seen?
- 14:40Speaker 6: This is going to be a refer to the freaking
- 14:42Speaker 6: photos pod because these photos are so good?
- 14:44Speaker 4: You guys?
- 14:45Speaker 1: Are you kidding? I love that?
- 14:46Speaker 2: It's so cute?
- 14:47Speaker 4: Are you kidding me?
- 14:48Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna make it.
- 14:49Speaker 2: This is going to be gus guys, the owner of
- 14:54Speaker 2: the Raiders bull cut.
- 14:56Speaker 6: My god, you have to google Google It's so great?
- 15:02Speaker 4: Are you kidding me? Another amazing one?
- 15:05Speaker 6: This child is dressed as a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs.
- 15:11Speaker 1: Are kidding?
- 15:12Speaker 6: A bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, ladies and gentlemen, a
- 15:15Speaker 6: bowl of maybe their favorite meal. That seems like something
- 15:19Speaker 6: Ocean would do. Oh lala, this is so cute.
- 15:21Speaker 1: Ocean's pretty basic. This year she's just going as Cinderella.
- 15:24Speaker 1: Last year she was a sill Remember she wanted to
- 15:26Speaker 1: be a silly us. It was pretty basic, though, Easton,
- 15:30Speaker 1: that is such a like cre creative costume. To tell
- 15:35Speaker 1: me she wants to be a silly goose?
- 15:36Speaker 6: Yeah, when she's in mensa. We'll refer back to that
- 15:39Speaker 6: moment for sure.
- 15:39Speaker 1: And then she just had a white leotard with a
- 15:42Speaker 1: with a goose head, and then it just had a
- 15:45Speaker 1: name tag that said, Hi, I'm silly.
- 15:48Speaker 3: Okay, so cute.
- 15:51Speaker 4: This is actually so cute.
- 15:53Speaker 6: Claw machine stroller wagon perfect for toddler and baby.
- 15:57Speaker 4: So it's a claw machine. Is the is the baby,
- 16:01Speaker 4: The baby's in the claw and then.
- 16:03Speaker 6: The toddler is dressed as a penguin that would be
- 16:06Speaker 6: in the machine, I believe.
- 16:08Speaker 2: Not a penguin the aliens.
- 16:09Speaker 4: No, that's a penguin of sorts.
- 16:12Speaker 2: I don't understand.
- 16:13Speaker 5: I would could dress she's a penguin pulling the claw
- 16:16Speaker 5: machine that the penguin was in that got grabbed by
- 16:19Speaker 5: the claw.
- 16:21Speaker 3: And the newborns in the adorable.
- 16:23Speaker 1: That's adorable. That has changed my mind. I know what
- 16:26Speaker 1: you're talking about.
- 16:27Speaker 4: So cute.
- 16:28Speaker 6: Oh this is really freaking cute. This girl said, that's me.
- 16:33Speaker 6: Oh sent a photo that's me and my wife when
- 16:36Speaker 6: I was breastfeeding my baby. You could steal that one.
- 16:39Speaker 6: Look at her and her wife. I don't know what
- 16:41Speaker 6: she's dressed as, but the oh my god, oh my god,
- 16:45Speaker 6: this is so good. Her wife is a lifeguard. The
- 16:48Speaker 6: three child there are three children are sharks, and then
- 16:51Speaker 6: she has a bite like she got.
- 16:55Speaker 2: That's super freaking cute.
- 16:58Speaker 4: You guys are so creative.
- 16:59Speaker 1: I think let's let's hold that for.
- 17:02Speaker 6: Next year for me, Oh my god, and have the
- 17:05Speaker 6: kids be the sharks.
- 17:06Speaker 1: Yeah, because by that time, so so, I mean there's
- 17:09Speaker 1: not too many things. I know that it sounds fun
- 17:12Speaker 1: to dress your your baby up. It's actually for someone
- 17:16Speaker 1: who's not creative, which is me, it's just not that fun. Yeah,
- 17:23Speaker 1: it's a lot of pressure, honestly, Like the moms that
- 17:27Speaker 1: do the whole like one month and they have like
- 17:30Speaker 1: a super cute photo and then they've got like these
- 17:34Speaker 1: super cute costumes that are great with it, like Stacy
- 17:38Speaker 1: kills it.
- 17:39Speaker 4: Yeah it was.
- 17:40Speaker 1: Edgar Allan Bow last year and the Crows or whatever.
- 17:44Speaker 4: She loves Hell, she she.
- 17:46Speaker 1: Loves it, and she's great at like content and being creative,
- 17:50Speaker 1: and she enjoys doing the whole thing. Just the thought
- 17:52Speaker 1: of it for me makes me so tired.
- 17:56Speaker 5: Right, it's just not my thing of like a piece
- 18:00Speaker 5: and then keeping it going, it's like packing.
- 18:02Speaker 3: Don't want to do it.
- 18:03Speaker 1: That's how it feels like just tired and like a
- 18:06Speaker 1: lot of.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Work and that's why we don't dress up.
- 18:09Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, which is exactly why I was like, she
- 18:12Speaker 1: loves it. Did you not see her?
- 18:14Speaker 6: Cause I'm saying I love it. It is exhausting though,
- 18:17Speaker 6: and men Alexis were texting this year. We're like, let's
- 18:19Speaker 6: go out, and three days later we're both like, I
- 18:22Speaker 6: was like, this sounds exhausting, and she goes, I'm so
- 18:24Speaker 6: glad you said that. I really don't want to, like
- 18:26Speaker 6: spend the money, make the car. If I'm gonna do it, I'm.
- 18:28Speaker 4: Gonna do it up right.
- 18:29Speaker 3: But how fun was it thinking about the things you
- 18:31Speaker 3: could do? Way? Fun?
- 18:33Speaker 1: No, it is fun thinking about it. And every year
- 18:36Speaker 1: I'm like, next year, I'm gonna kill it. And then
- 18:38Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, we're three days away from Halloween. I'm
- 18:41Speaker 1: not killing it next year.
- 18:42Speaker 4: Do you know what's fun?
- 18:43Speaker 3: Though?
- 18:44Speaker 6: Buy a mask if you really want to do last
- 18:46Speaker 6: minute I love it.
- 18:47Speaker 4: Everyone has a slutty thing in their closet.
- 18:49Speaker 6: You buy a mask, it could be anyone, and you
- 18:52Speaker 6: wear the mask and you're a slutty that so you
- 18:54Speaker 6: could be a slutty et.
- 18:56Speaker 4: You could be a slutty alien. You could be like
- 18:58Speaker 4: there's so many rubber masks.
- 19:00Speaker 6: You don't have to do anything. You put on the
- 19:01Speaker 6: mask and then you just like wear something sexy.
- 19:03Speaker 5: That was my favorite costume, the scream where you pump
- 19:06Speaker 5: the heart and the blood.
- 19:07Speaker 6: Bloody scream a girl like literally yeah, a sexy whatever.
- 19:12Speaker 5: Just like blood on them and then just pump that
- 19:14Speaker 5: heart and you're a slutty scream.
- 19:15Speaker 4: Yeah, easy, and it's kind of hot. Like I love
- 19:18Speaker 4: that this like.
- 19:19Speaker 5: The perse yeah, like it was the stream with like
- 19:21Speaker 5: plastic and then you pump this heart, yeah everywhere, I.
- 19:25Speaker 2: Don't love it.
- 19:26Speaker 6: Or a dead whatever you wear ears, your dead cat,
- 19:29Speaker 6: your road killed.
- 19:30Speaker 2: That's dead kill. Why is anything so bloody?
- 19:33Speaker 1: Deadween?
- 19:35Speaker 6: What we were going to be Alexis And if we
- 19:37Speaker 6: went this year, we were going to be roadkill and
- 19:39Speaker 6: I was going to be like a dead tear and
- 19:41Speaker 6: She's going to be like a dead raccoon.
- 19:43Speaker 1: You know what, You're on the same you're in the
- 19:45Speaker 1: same uh vein as like what ocean wants. Like when
- 19:48Speaker 1: I asked her what she wanted to be, I told
- 19:50Speaker 1: her she had to be Cinderella.
- 19:52Speaker 2: She wanted to be a zombie Cinderella.
- 19:54Speaker 4: Oh I love that.
- 19:55Speaker 2: I told her.
- 19:56Speaker 1: No, I said, not not too together, you guys.
- 20:01Speaker 4: This one's so good. I love.
- 20:03Speaker 1: How could I address is Jack Skellington. All I would
- 20:06Speaker 1: have to do is like the face face and then no, no, no,
- 20:08Speaker 1: I want to be pretty.
- 20:09Speaker 3: No.
- 20:10Speaker 1: I'm not the type of person who's like, I'll make
- 20:12Speaker 1: my face white.
- 20:13Speaker 3: No, don't know any of that. Just do the lips
- 20:15Speaker 3: and then just wear like a skeleton. Wait, just like
- 20:19Speaker 3: they have pants with like skeleton like things in it.
- 20:21Speaker 3: That's what I do. Just grab a shirt with a blazer.
- 20:23Speaker 6: Yeah, Lala, you gave me forever ago in the treehouse
- 20:26Speaker 6: when we were when we were giving away clothes.
- 20:29Speaker 4: It's sexy. I can bring it in.
- 20:30Speaker 6: It has like the two skeleton hands. I've never worn
- 20:32Speaker 6: it over the boobies.
- 20:34Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's like a crop. Do you remember this shirt?
- 20:37Speaker 1: I do because I where'd you wear it? I wore
- 20:40Speaker 1: it pregnant. Oh, when I thought I looked pregnant, I
- 20:43Speaker 1: was like four weeks pregnant.
- 20:44Speaker 2: You didn't even tell me.
- 20:48Speaker 6: Okay, this is so good, you guys. Oh my god,
- 20:52Speaker 6: pieces of shit. Back in college when all the other
- 20:54Speaker 6: girls were in their slutty costumes, and it's four girls
- 20:58Speaker 6: and it's holy hot bowl and tough, and they're all
- 21:03Speaker 6: pieces of shit, so holy shit, hot shit, bullshit. And
- 21:08Speaker 6: all the girls are in their slutty costumes and they're
- 21:10Speaker 6: dressed as ship and.
- 21:14Speaker 4: No, this is so good.
- 21:16Speaker 1: It reminds me of when she when Ellwood shows up,
- 21:20Speaker 1: and she's like, except when I dress up as a
- 21:23Speaker 1: frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
- 21:27Speaker 2: That's what came out of her sts of Ship.
- 21:32Speaker 4: This is incredible.
- 21:34Speaker 6: My sister and I were Napoleon and Pedro for our
- 21:37Speaker 6: gym's Halloween workout one year.
- 21:38Speaker 1: Wait, is this the one of the video of running?
- 21:40Speaker 4: Here's the photo and I'm gonna show.
- 21:42Speaker 1: You the video.
- 21:43Speaker 6: There's a photo easton, look at this video right now? No, look,
- 21:46Speaker 6: I just I already showed Laala. Are you kidding me?
- 21:48Speaker 3: Right now?
- 21:49Speaker 2: So funny?
- 21:50Speaker 4: Hold on, hold on, hold on? Wait? Do you die
- 21:59Speaker 4: well shit again? Come on, Napoleon and Pedro running?
- 22:04Speaker 1: No, it's so.
- 22:05Speaker 2: Funny, you guys, you're gonna.
- 22:10Speaker 3: Feel like a degenerated No.
- 22:12Speaker 1: I either need to be like something funny, but to
- 22:15Speaker 1: like paint my face all weird.
- 22:17Speaker 4: Why don't you do a hot skeleton, you could do
- 22:20Speaker 4: you could do the dead eyes.
- 22:22Speaker 3: I think you should be dead eyes.
- 22:24Speaker 1: No, I want to feel hot.
- 22:28Speaker 3: No, have you seen there's and then white eye wing?
- 22:32Speaker 2: Why you know because he has those black eyes.
- 22:35Speaker 6: Yeah, skeleton makeup. No, let me show you. There is
- 22:39Speaker 6: nothing hotter.
- 22:40Speaker 3: Like when a girl covered in Do you.
- 22:43Speaker 4: Not feel like this? Look at is hot?
- 22:47Speaker 3: No? Oh se hot, that's way hot.
- 22:50Speaker 2: But I can't do that, Jessica.
- 22:52Speaker 3: You can butt a makeup artist could, true.
- 22:54Speaker 1: But I like, look at this girl. Oh my god,
- 22:58Speaker 1: that's really cute with the saying.
- 23:00Speaker 3: All we see is how.
- 23:03Speaker 1: Do you do this?
- 23:05Speaker 4: That is so cute.
- 23:06Speaker 2: I don't know how to do that, jessicaus you do.
- 23:09Speaker 4: I guarantee you could do it.
- 23:10Speaker 6: This is so sick though they're also there's so many
- 23:14Speaker 6: amazing things you could do anywhere.
- 23:16Speaker 5: We're looking at Jack Skellington photos.
- 23:17Speaker 1: I forgot we're on I forgot.
- 23:22Speaker 3: You guys are there just looking at it?
- 23:25Speaker 1: No, it's it sounds like so much fun. And then
- 23:30Speaker 1: you get to the place like the.
- 23:32Speaker 2: Party or whatever.
- 23:33Speaker 3: I got dressed for this ship.
- 23:34Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, this is the part where everyone
- 23:37Speaker 1: starts getting into the party because they've already pregamed and
- 23:41Speaker 1: they don't realize that we're all just in one big
- 23:44Speaker 1: room together. Yeah, fucking stupid.
- 23:47Speaker 3: Could you imagine looking?
- 23:49Speaker 2: But That's what I'm aware of.
- 23:51Speaker 1: I go in there and I'm like, we all got
- 23:54Speaker 1: really dressed up.
- 23:55Speaker 2: Just sit in this fucking and listen to music.
- 24:00Speaker 1: I'd rather be at home with my baby watching Housewives
- 24:03Speaker 1: need to.
- 24:05Speaker 4: You do it For the first I don't even take.
- 24:07Speaker 1: Photos, so then I really do it for me nothing.
- 24:10Speaker 1: At the end of the night, I'm like, damn it.
- 24:12Speaker 3: And we get photo. We leave everything.
- 24:15Speaker 5: My mom is the only one that's good at it,
- 24:17Speaker 5: but she's good at tell somebody take a photo, phone
- 24:21Speaker 5: out and you do it.
- 24:21Speaker 1: We went. We went to Disneyland with Meredith, her mom, me,
- 24:29Speaker 1: Ocean and Lisa. Okay, and we've been there all day.
- 24:34Speaker 1: It's now dark and we're in we just did some
- 24:38Speaker 1: ride and we're in like a gift shop. Okay, And
- 24:40Speaker 1: Mom goes, we didn't get one photo today, Meredith, will
- 24:44Speaker 1: you take a picture of us? And I'm looking around
- 24:46Speaker 1: at where we are and I'm like, this is where
- 24:48Speaker 1: we're going to get the picture. There it's literally Halloween
- 24:51Speaker 1: at Disneyland. Okay, we could have gotten it with Minnie
- 24:54Speaker 1: dressed up. We could have gotten it with the giant
- 24:57Speaker 1: Mickey pumpkin. This is where we're getting our photo take.
- 25:01Speaker 3: Well, my favorite thing is I'll just show you where
- 25:03Speaker 3: we are and she'll ask you to take these photos
- 25:06Speaker 3: that she does nothing with.
- 25:09Speaker 5: Also her memory, your memory, Yes, I would say that,
- 25:13Speaker 5: but I've sent her many photos and she's like, will
- 25:15Speaker 5: you send me those?
- 25:16Speaker 3: I'm like, look in your fucking text the phone.
- 25:20Speaker 1: I don't even have any them. No, I literally have
- 25:25Speaker 1: not won.
- 25:26Speaker 3: However, leave it to Lisa not to share an album.
- 25:28Speaker 1: We've stayed. We stayed at Disneyland until they kicked them out. No,
- 25:35Speaker 1: through the fireworks show, which I have never done ever,
- 25:38Speaker 1: because I'm like, I've seen fireworks like I've been alive
- 25:40Speaker 1: a long time, right, I've spent a many.
- 25:42Speaker 2: Fourth of July looking at fireworks.
- 25:44Speaker 1: I don't need to see it. I don't know who's
- 25:46Speaker 1: making these Disneyland fireworks, but they are truly spectactular.
- 25:49Speaker 3: They are steroids.
- 25:51Speaker 1: They are phenomenal and the holiday once it's not even
- 25:56Speaker 1: about like how many they're setting off, because that all
- 26:00Speaker 1: so amazing, but it's the look of them too. They're like,
- 26:05Speaker 1: so they're magical, and I put Ocean on my shoulders.
- 26:10Speaker 3: That's the other photo that got.
- 26:13Speaker 1: And Ocean had. I think that was the highlight of
- 26:16Speaker 1: her entire Disneyland day.
- 26:19Speaker 3: So you just need to go at night for the fireworks.
- 26:21Speaker 1: Well now I know, I know because she pointed out
- 26:26Speaker 1: all the things that she said she wished we would
- 26:28Speaker 1: have done. She's like, mom, oh, we didn't do a
- 26:30Speaker 1: Little Mermaid. We didn't do It's a Small World. Which
- 26:35Speaker 1: it's a small world was shut down because they were
- 26:37Speaker 1: already getting it ready for Christmas. Wow, they were already
- 26:40Speaker 1: filming Christmas content. John Legend was there performing and they
- 26:45Speaker 1: had shut down this little section in front of the
- 26:47Speaker 1: castle with like Christmas trees and they were performing.
- 26:50Speaker 2: He was performing Christmas music.
- 26:52Speaker 1: But with that being said, I think the reason why
- 26:55Speaker 1: Jack Skellington is on my mind is because Ocean loves
- 26:58Speaker 1: Jack Skellington and he was the one who they plastered
- 27:03Speaker 1: and was talking to us about all of the villains.
- 27:06Speaker 4: Does she get scared?
- 27:07Speaker 1: Was she scared?
- 27:08Speaker 2: No?
- 27:08Speaker 1: They didn't make it scary, but that's it was like
- 27:11Speaker 1: very fun and magical, and I like Halloween through this
- 27:16Speaker 1: sounds so lame. I like Halloween when it's like through
- 27:19Speaker 1: the eyes of kids.
- 27:20Speaker 4: Yes, no it doesn't.
- 27:21Speaker 1: I don't like the adult version of Halloween, like the
- 27:23Speaker 1: bloody masks and the horror movies.
- 27:26Speaker 2: I have zero interests.
- 27:27Speaker 1: I want no parts like I want princesses and hotness.
- 27:33Speaker 4: Why don't you ask Ocean what do you want want
- 27:35Speaker 4: me to be? And see if she wants me to
- 27:36Speaker 4: be a witch? Sexy you can make.
- 27:39Speaker 2: I can't be sexy in front of Ocean.
- 27:42Speaker 6: Like beautiful then to a fitted long black that is
- 27:44Speaker 6: the easiest black boots.
- 27:46Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 27:47Speaker 2: But then I feel left out. Can I tell you
- 27:48Speaker 2: what she tells the family.
- 27:50Speaker 1: She's like, I'm gonna be Cindewella so baby, so says,
- 27:55Speaker 1: gonna beat the mouse. Gigi's the fairly godmother and mom
- 27:59Speaker 1: yo witch, And I'm like, I'm not even a part
- 28:03Speaker 1: of like this dynamic.
- 28:05Speaker 4: Is there not a witch in Cinderella? No, that's sleeping beauty.
- 28:10Speaker 2: As a witch. I thought that was afficent.
- 28:16Speaker 1: I was clearly you don't have children.
- 28:19Speaker 4: Clearly I don't have children.
- 28:20Speaker 2: Fucking idiots.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I'm just kidding.
- 28:22Speaker 3: Oh.
- 28:23Speaker 2: She also hugged snow white.
- 28:24Speaker 3: Really yeah, I was shocked. She doesn't like any of
- 28:27Speaker 3: the characters.
- 28:28Speaker 1: She doesn't once she hugged one of the characters last
- 28:32Speaker 1: time little bo Peep sook a photo. Now she wants
- 28:36Speaker 1: a photo with all of them, seem.
- 28:38Speaker 3: But that's her little age coming out too.
- 28:40Speaker 1: She's it's really cute.
- 28:43Speaker 4: They're already I'm still shook. They're already filming for Christmas.
- 28:46Speaker 2: Little much.
- 28:47Speaker 6: They got a starving so did they did? They shut
- 28:50Speaker 6: down a big part that you guys couldn't go to.
- 28:53Speaker 1: It was like the tiniest little section. It was just
- 28:55Speaker 1: you couldn't enter directly through the front of the castle.
- 28:58Speaker 1: You had to go around through like bippity boppity boot.
- 29:00Speaker 4: And they do.
- 29:01Speaker 6: I didn't send an NDA for this. When I worked
- 29:03Speaker 6: on American Idol, we filmed at Disney. We have like
- 29:05Speaker 6: a Disney Day and they take you the amount of
- 29:09Speaker 6: like hidden little back entrances and tunnels they just zip
- 29:13Speaker 6: you through. When I because I was contestant management, so
- 29:15Speaker 6: I was with the contestants. All of a sudden, you're
- 29:18Speaker 6: like under the castle, or you're on one side of
- 29:20Speaker 6: the park, and two minutes later you're on the other
- 29:23Speaker 6: side of the park. It's wild, really cool.
- 29:26Speaker 1: Do you know where Pirates of the Caribbean is the ride?
- 29:31Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm.
- 29:32Speaker 1: So I was told that that house area, like you
- 29:36Speaker 1: can rent it out for fifteen thousand dollars and you
- 29:40Speaker 1: have access to the whole house and you have like
- 29:43Speaker 1: a fantastic meal there. You don't stay the night. But
- 29:46Speaker 1: that was originally supposed to be Walt Disney and his
- 29:50Speaker 1: family's home, like that's where they were going to live
- 29:52Speaker 1: on the park.
- 29:54Speaker 2: Why.
- 29:54Speaker 1: Yeah, So they had all of these plans, and once
- 29:58Speaker 1: they decided that like that was no longer going to be,
- 30:02Speaker 1: they made it exactly how Walt Disney wanted.
- 30:04Speaker 2: It for us to go enjoy.
- 30:07Speaker 1: Wow, someone told me that it is definitely not fact checks.
- 30:12Speaker 1: So just know that that could be completely made up.
- 30:15Speaker 3: Let us know if we're wrong.
- 30:17Speaker 6: Well, ask Walt when he comes back, because remember he's frozen.
- 30:20Speaker 4: He made us freeze him. Us is the world.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Oh, he's like Austin powers.
- 30:26Speaker 4: Yes.
- 30:26Speaker 6: And then once he said once you can bring people
- 30:28Speaker 6: back to the dead who are frozen, bring me back.
- 30:30Speaker 1: Yeah, and then we're gonna have that woman she's like
- 30:32Speaker 1: Activation come come after he peas for like a thousand years,
- 30:39Speaker 1: Activation come complete complete because he keeps going. I just
- 30:45Speaker 1: want to show you this one photo on how much
- 30:47Speaker 1: Ocean loves Jack Skellington. Oh my God, send me this
- 30:51Speaker 1: that Sosa. I put Jack Skellington in front of her
- 30:55Speaker 1: because she can only see him black and white, and
- 30:57Speaker 1: she'll sit there for.
- 30:59Speaker 4: Is that fact babies can only see in black and white?
- 31:01Speaker 2: Yeah, I think she sees one color now. I think
- 31:05Speaker 2: it's red.
- 31:05Speaker 4: That's fascinating.
- 31:07Speaker 1: And that's why she looks at the edge of your face,
- 31:09Speaker 1: because that's where the light hits and she can see
- 31:12Speaker 1: more shapes rather than colors.
- 31:14Speaker 2: That's interesting anyway.
- 31:17Speaker 1: So so far, I'm going to be a slutty something,
- 31:20Speaker 1: slutty witch, slutty skeleton, slutty Jack Skellington, slutty Harry Potter,
- 31:25Speaker 1: maybe a slutty Greek person.
- 31:31Speaker 2: And you know what I'm gonna end up. I'm going
- 31:32Speaker 2: to end up in study a bathrobe.
- 31:38Speaker 1: I'm gonna That's what I'm gonna go to Britney's in
- 31:41Speaker 1: I'll be a spa person again.
- 31:43Speaker 2: I'm a woman who wishes the four seasons.
- 31:46Speaker 4: I'm a woman who wishes she wasn't here and she
- 31:48Speaker 4: was home.
- 31:52Speaker 1: I'm going to be laa Kent, where's your couch? Real
- 31:55Speaker 1: Housewives of.
- 31:56Speaker 3: New York are pregnant for Halloween?
- 31:59Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, like Danny DeVito and what wait?
- 32:02Speaker 1: Wasn't that a movie Danny DeVito and like Arnold Schwarzenegger
- 32:06Speaker 1: they were twins. What was the one where one of
- 32:08Speaker 1: them was pregnant? Who knows what I'm talking about. One
- 32:10Speaker 1: of them was pregnant. I think it was Arnold Schwarzinger.
- 32:13Speaker 1: There was some a man who was pregnant, gonna be
- 32:15Speaker 1: a pregnant man this year, God bless you.
- 32:20Speaker 2: We could be Pedro and what's his name?
- 32:24Speaker 4: To other people?
- 32:25Speaker 5: Like I feel like even like step Brothers is funny,
- 32:29Speaker 5: you know, like we could dress up like them.
- 32:33Speaker 3: The iconic whatever scene is I like.
- 32:35Speaker 2: That woman ruts some ideas so that we're not torturing
- 32:38Speaker 2: the audience.
- 32:39Speaker 6: Here, Okay, we've got twenty eighteen Kylie, complete with eyeshadow, swatch,
- 32:45Speaker 6: un arm and stuffed but implants the pick. You are
- 32:50Speaker 6: a hottie. So here's the front, absolutely stunning with the black.
- 32:56Speaker 3: And then look at this before the.
- 32:59Speaker 4: By the way, my love, that asks quite natural on you.
- 33:03Speaker 1: When showed me that photo, I was like, let's get
- 33:07Speaker 1: the name of her doctor.
- 33:08Speaker 4: Yeah, the ASK's great. I would just wear this on
- 33:10Speaker 4: any day.
- 33:12Speaker 2: Yeah, no, you do look great.
- 33:13Speaker 4: Yeah, you look really good. I bet it's comfy too.
- 33:16Speaker 3: Oh.
- 33:17Speaker 1: I hope no matter what you are for Halloween, you
- 33:19Speaker 1: have the best time. And let's remember don't drink and drive.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Let's keep everyone safe on the roads. And for those
- 33:27Speaker 1: of you who don't drink, I feel you because I
- 33:30Speaker 1: know exactly where you're at. You're in a room full
- 33:32Speaker 1: of grown adults dressed up in It is a little weird,
- 33:36Speaker 1: but I hope that you all enjoy yourself. There's uber,
- 33:40Speaker 1: there's lyft.
- 33:41Speaker 3: Please make sure to call one of them, the car
- 33:43Speaker 3: services that you can get for the whole night.
- 33:45Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever it is, just don't drive. It's pretty fucking simple.
- 33:50Speaker 1: I love you, guys.
- 33:50Speaker 2: I hope you enjoyed this episode of The Boner Up.
- 33:53Speaker 1: We'll catch you guys next week. Love you by