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PARTY DRAMA, DICK SUCKERS AND A FUCKED UP URETHRA · CALL ME MISTRESS

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Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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I'm your Hostess, Mistress Mia, and I've got with me Madame Liv.
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Good morning. And then over in the left corner
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I've got Lil PO. Greetings everyone.
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Pew Pew Pew. Pew Pew Pew.
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Are we doing alien invasion today?
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Yeah, now. That's a song.
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Pew, Pew, Pew Pew. No, that's a song.
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I don't know where it's from. Never mind.
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I don't know where it's from either.
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That is a song. Whatever you say.
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Thank you speaking. Of songs and music I don't know.
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Have you've all seen this guy? His name is Youngblood, His real
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name is Dominic, but he is a British rock star.
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Like he is gorgeous. They always pop up videos.
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What? The light.
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Oh, the light's weird. I yeah, I don't know.
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It's weird, but I won't tell you what happened to my bathroom
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with the lighting. We're just talking about the
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guy. I'm going.
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No, no. Did you have like, wait, who's
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Dominic and what happened to your I?
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Was I was waiting for the? Story.
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Well, I'll tell you the story. I'll tell you this much anyway,
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just check out Youngblood. He is really gorgeous and he has
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really cool music. I really like him.
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The reason why I I thought this was very cool about him because
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he writes his own songs. He's from the UK, but the, the
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song he actually wrote, he talked about being molested as a
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kid and it, I mean, he was very descriptive.
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And then he did an interview and he was talking about it.
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And it just made me think about a lot of what we've talked about
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on the podcast, you know, and in the kink community and, you
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know, abuse and past traumas and that kind of stuff.
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And the way he talks about his life, I feel.
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Bad. He's probably suffering a little
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bit like. She's like, get me my loves and
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my love my my, my craft trap Anyway, so just check him out.
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Youngblood. He's beautiful.
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He's just such a sexy man. But the interviews that he does,
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I love to watch his interviews because people will ask him very
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personal questions and he's just so enlightened as an individual.
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He's just, he's very, very real and his interactions with his
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fans is just so genuine. He just seems like a genuine
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soul. And he he to me, he's a
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beautiful person. I mean, he just looks like such
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a nice person you'd actually want to meet.
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But I always think, you know, when we did this British
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invasion, I made a couple of like short clips on TikTok and
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YouTube and that kind of thing, right?
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And so I gathered up all these favorite artists of mine and
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they are all fucking from the UK.
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Mm hmm. You know, it's crazy.
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It's The Beatles, it's Sade, a George Michael Queen.
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Like who isn't from the fucking UK?
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I made a lot of good music. It's incredible they come to
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America but get big, I guess. We bring up, we bring up the
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British Invasion. Now you both were at this party.
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We just had this party that just just happened on Saturday night
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and I want your take on it. So we did an open dungeon night.
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It was supposed to be low key. It was not low key.
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It was not low key. You know, it was, it was
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slightly smaller than than than your regular, you know, party.
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So I'm going to say it was a little bit more low key.
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But as far as the definition of low key, it wasn't that, but it
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was a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun.
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I was. Going to say, you both had your
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scenes. You both did.
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You did things. Things were done.
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Things were done. How tell us about this?
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Because you and I had talked briefly before and I was like,
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look, there's two hotties that are coming.
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And last time at the the party, your first party, you missed how
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they were giving everybody spankings.
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I did. I did.
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I got it whisked out. I I heard that they were doing
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it. I went over there and I glanced
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at it and there were two guys talking and somehow they talked
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me out of impact. Like, I don't know how they did
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it, like witchcraft or something, but yeah, they did a
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Jedi mind trick and all of a sudden I didn't want to do it.
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So yeah, whenever you mentioned that they would be at this
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party, I said, OK, I'm going to be able to sleep again.
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I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna do this.
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He said if you want to use your zapper on his sky.
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Here, you're lucky. I got lucky.
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Co is Co Co is wearing his collar.
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Again, I, I, he asked me in the beginning, he was like, you
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know, can I play with anybody? Because, you know, he's my sub
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and he and literally I was like, yeah, just make me a jealous Dom
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because I wasn't playing Dom. Yeah, my God.
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I. Know quit doing that she'll.
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Do better next time. She was like, stop petting me.
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I got my gaggle of chihuahuas. I'm sorry you're such a
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nuisance. Sit with me though.
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She wants to sit with Liv and Liv once to pet her.
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It's so. Warm in that spot.
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Yeah, and she's like, fuck it. Don't touch me, Liv.
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Why would you say that? Because I'm dumb.
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Apparently it's. So warm in that spot.
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I'm just assuming from the dog's reaction, sure.
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All right, so PO ended up getting topped by two beautiful
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doms and it was quite the scene. They took you outside and took
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you on the post. They change you up.
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Tell us about it. Chained me up and she had
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trouble finding her dragon lair and she had a I'm.
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Like 8 more times. Ow, you're right, I did.
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Apologies, not accepted. So because she had left her
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implements in a bag in another place, I said, well, I have my
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implement bag, a car, I'll go out and get it and then brought
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it to her. They searched through some
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things, found their weapons of choice and chained it back up.
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And I also gave them the the dog collar and just I thought it
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would make it a little more fun and a little more intense scene.
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And yeah, dragon layer, she dragon layer.
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She definitely enjoyed having the power of that remote and and
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Scorpion. She she's a hell of a paddler.
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Yeah, I definitely. I've been underneath her paddle.
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She's, yeah, she's a little ruthless.
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It was, it was intense. Like I said, I definitely have
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my my limits tested. But it was a fun little scene.
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And I was telling you earlier that my favorite part of it was
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there was a spotlight that was kind of behind me.
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So all on the wood you can see like the shadows, both my
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reaction and right before they would swing and it was just a
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really cool, a mesmerizing motif that was.
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That you get to experience at the same time as seeing.
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Exactly. And you did not with the clarity
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of having like a mirror, but it's just there was some other
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element that added to it that was just, I absolutely loved it.
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Demonic. Kinda, it's kind of like those
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scenes where they'll do shadows behind the scene.
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You're like, okay, it's cool because you can't quite see
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them, but you can see it was just something really cool about
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it and that I really enjoyed the artistic part of it.
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Yeah, I think it's nice. And you guys play with ropes.
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I did get a lot of rope. I did.
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That was fun. I had never had the extent of
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being tied up with that much rope, you know?
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It looks really cool like. She did it.
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It was really pretty how she did it.
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Yeah, she. Was doing it so slow and like
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the way that you were like falling into this one?
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I do the same thing like when I go to get like haircuts and that
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kind of stuff. There's something about someone
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just focusing solely on you to get a task done.
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I get the same way like when you you go to put like cups and it's
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just something about the intention being solely on having
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something done to you. And yeah, it almost puts me into
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a trance like state and it's. It's relaxing.
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That's because like I told you when I was chained to the
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toilet, right? But how I felt, even though he
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wasn't in the room, was that his sole focus was on me being in
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that room. Yeah.
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And that's what was the best part about it.
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That's so it's kind of like what you're saying that very unique.
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I liked it, I think. I mean, we were sitting there
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and so many people, they were like, oh God, who's getting beat
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over there? You know, you're like peeking
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around the corner. And my friend the Griswold, OK,
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they were sitting there with me, God, for probably 3-4 hours that
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night. And we just had the best time.
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We were like talking about people as they were coming
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through. We're talking about scenes and
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people having kinky fun around the pool.
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And it was very interesting, very interesting.
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And we were laughing about it. But but Clark was looking around
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the the curtain and he was like, oh wow, is that Bo?
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And I'm like, yeah, he's like, holy shit.
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I definitely heard some people commenting that, you know, I
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wasn't, I knew that I could take a lot, but I wasn't quite sure.
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You know, you kind of put it in your mind like, oh, yeah, take a
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lot, you know. But then when you had something
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done like that too, and you see the aftermath the next day you
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go, I actually can. I can take quite a bit.
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Yeah. Surprised myself if I'm, you
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know, differently. First song, I was called yellow.
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You called yellow, I called yellow.
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Dang. But it didn't happen.
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Scorpion or. They were both.
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You called yellow on both of. Them well, I mean they were
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simultaneously beating me. That's.
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What I was asking you earlier, like can you touch your breath
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like when they go back-to-back to back right?
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Can't, can't like I need a moment, you know I.
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Like I said, I when I'm in, when I'm going in subspace, my my
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breathing is not, it doesn't bother me.
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Like I can breathe in, breathe out.
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It's that's how. I get breathe.
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Yeah, OK. I can say I was like, I feel
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like it's more of a metaphor, but yes, it is more of
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breathing. Some of you're like, I gotta
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catch my breath. Right.
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I can say there's certain swats where I can definitely, you
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know, feel that I'm bringing in more air because.
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Of the. Surprise of it and.
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Then you get another hit and you're like, oh, I couldn't.
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Right. I could see that happening.
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It doesn't happen to me very often.
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Like I said, a lot of times that's what I am focused on
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because that's what I can control is my breath.
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Everything else, I'm tied up and chained up.
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I can't control anything else. I can control my breath, but I
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can see where you're coming from with that.
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But yeah, it was, it was definitely interested.
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And then I had two or three other people afterwards go,
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yeah, I was going to volunteer to be next.
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But, you know, then we went through the second-half of your,
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your punishment, you know, your, your session.
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And they, they were like, no, I wasn't going to ask at that
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point. Yeah, they didn't want to do it.
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That's funny. So did you all see other scenes
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that you like to watch? I like watching Evie scene.
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Evie was doing very well. She was, you know, out there
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mingling with people. I saw her do at least three or
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four scenes with, you know, different people.
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So I. Only seen one I was with a
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female and I was really liking that I actually was gonna I used
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to call it I'm Nick, you know, like I wanted to give me fire
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like. Me, she's good.
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I really like watching her too. When we've ever done, you know,
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sessions together in the dungeon, it's always been fun.
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You know, she, you know, she's just starting off, you know,
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doing her thing. But she reads people well,
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catching her footing really well.
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Yeah, she, she talks to people. She's a great listener, great
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listener. And she's really vocal.
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I really like that about her. Walk or her demeanor in as a Dom
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when she conversates with them. I'm like wow, I wish I could do
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that. That's something I'll never be
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able to do. Gotcha.
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Never say never. Well, like the way that, you
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know, that's easy, you know, I. Still got like the vocabulary
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choice that she uses. Yeah, vocabulary or just her
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demeanor in it. Like, I have my demeanor and my
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way that she's got her own way, and it's just nice to see
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another way of doing it that isn't me, you know?
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Like, Barbie has her own thing, too, right?
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If you could always envy it. But it doesn't mean that I can
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display that scene. It's just the interaction, you
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know, and how you gauge people. It's like a lot of times when I
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always say, you know, it's like a mind fuck.
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But when I have somebody up on the cross or the wall or
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anything like that, you know, whisper things in their ear, I
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feel like you don't ever have to yell and, you know, really get
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crazy with it. But years ago I had a a trans
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friend of mine and she came to the dungeon and she brought her
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new puppy and this was a human being.
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This was an elderly gentleman. A new, old puppy.
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She had rescued teach an old dog new tricks it.
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Was very interesting because he comes in and he had on a very
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restrictive thong. He like a puppy collar.
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He had on this puppy headpiece and I was like and this man was
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about £100 soaking wet, 5 foot 25 foot three, like anybody.
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Tiny, little, teeny. Tiny little old man.
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He was very fucking flexible. Like frightening, Flexible.
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OK. Like put him in a box,
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contortionist. Yes, yes.
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So when he squatted, he was like spread out with his big ass
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knees and his arms, because his arms and legs were big and it
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was freaky as fuck. And I was like, gosh damn, like
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don't, I don't want to see that shit.
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And he was like. Woof, woof woof.
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And I was like, I'm like, girlfriend, you got to come
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bitch down and she would yell at him.
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She was like. Puppy and I was like.
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OK, this is supposed to be sexy time.
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This is not sexy. And somehow they played, and
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they were playing on my red leather couch at the time, and
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one of them ended up slicing the fucking leather in the seats and
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I was like what the fuck, You know what the fuck?
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Happened. I don't know, I don't know.
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And then she brought a wine bottle and she drops it on the
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floor. It was fucking chaos.
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And I meanwhile she's still yelling at this monkey boy
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because he's like bouncing off the fucking furniture and I'm
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like, damn old man that had to come down.
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And I was like, 'cause that man could like SWAT.
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Some reason I have, like, Gollum in my mind, dressed up as a dog
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from Lord of the Rings, you know that, yeah.
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Yes, I mean he would squat and he could jump like a fucking
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frog and he would like jump up on the foot box and I was like
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what the fuck it was? It was freaky.
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And I was like girlfriend, this is not what I want to be doing
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at 10:00 at night on a weekday. Like this is not my sexy time
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fun. And and then to top it off, his
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ball gag was a fucking dog bone. So you got one of those?
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Yes, we did not. Use it so we had the dog bone.
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He's drooling. He's it's got the whole
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headpiece. Like he had so much shit on its.
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Head call that cranial accessories.
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Yes, exactly. And I was like what the fuck
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but. Yeah, fun to watch it was.
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A weird night because then at the same time I was setting the
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scene up because this other local Dom, she wanted to bring
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in her sub, her male sub to suck Dick for the first time and she
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wanted to watch. Well he gets down in the dungeon
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with her and he has no desire to do anything in front of her.
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He wants his own private time with dudes.
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And I said I took her size a girlfriend.
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This bitch is gay, OK? That's what it sounds like to
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me. I'm like.
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Yeah, he's trying to say he wants to suck Dick for the first
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time. And his Dom not be in the room,
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yeah. No, no, he is gay.
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He wants his own sexy time so he can grow up with a Dick like a
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man, you know? Easy, because a girl can get it.
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Yes, Jesus. Christ and he didn't want to
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have to compete with his Dom because she was a beautiful Dom.
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That's what it was because there's kind of like a rule in
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the dungeon, OK, a rule amongst kingsters, right?
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If you have a woman and a man and they're coming in to sucking
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guy's Dick, OK, and he's straight or he's bi, who's he
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going to choose? More than likely he's going to
16:50
choose the woman, right? And same thing applies if
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there's a trans, a woman and a dude, who are they going to
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choose? Nine times out of 10, the woman.
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And in the dungeon that night there was 2 trans, two women and
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there was 3 dudes that were coming to get their Dick sucked
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and they all wanted the chicks to do it, you know.
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And so when I brought in the three bulls to get their Dick
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sucked, they were like, oh, you're not going to do it.
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I'm like, I'm the fucking Dom. I'm not sucking your Dick dude.
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You know, we don't do that shit. I said it's this bitch, this
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bitch, this male bitch, he wants to suck Dick tonight.
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We want to watch him take it. And he he backed out, but
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meanwhile I got fucking dog boy bouncing off the fucking
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furniture. I've got her yelling at him.
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I was like, get me the fuck out of here.
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I need a transporter. Now our party this time had like
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a bunch of really beautiful people come in.
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They oh gorgeous food by. Bratz Dolls like in the.
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I don't know if that's offensive to them, but.
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No, it's not offensive. Brat styles are gorgeous.
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They're like, perfect. I know you can't.
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You always say something that's going to offend somebody.
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I really do. But you know what?
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Fuck that. I get offended every episode.
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I know people need to have thicker skin.
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They really do. You need thicker skin.
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It's really thin back where that collar is.
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They really do. It's.
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Like, I'm not going to remember what gender you are.
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I don't fucking care. I'm going to treat you like a
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fucking human being. That's what it's about.
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That's it. But you know.
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There was like pretty people there, yeah.
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Yeah, they were beautiful. A lot of trans people, a lot of
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crossdressers, a lot of girls accessorizing everything.
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Yes. There was one girl who wore
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underwear that had pearls from all from front to back.
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Yeah, beautiful. She's.
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Here, spread your clown to see your pearls.
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She's like, I'll do it later for you.
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Great. Well, I will say that.
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Do you remember the woman who was walking out at the gate and
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she was still bragging about you?
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She's like, oh, thank your security guy.
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Yeah, thank your security guy over there.
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He did such a good job protecting me.
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He was so great. I really liked him so.
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It was a late there were two rather over intoxicated ladies.
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The sash. Yes, the one with the sash and
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then her friend and I was asking them, you know, how are they,
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you know, planning on getting home, you know, can I call it
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Uber for them or anything of that nature?
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What's that they? Showed up that.
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Way and well I had a feeling because there's no way within
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too early yeah an hour they could have gotten that
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intoxicated that quickly unless they're you know fucked up on
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something else as well but the person who spoke about me
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happened to be just kind of watching the situation and I
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guess because of the way that I didn't you know increase the
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situation kind of you know decrease the tension that was
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between everybody that it and I guess she liked it that I didn't
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come in with a heavy hand yeah so you know but they said they
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had designated drivers so I'm assuming they got home OK but
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yeah I just don't like it you know I'll come to a party of
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this nature and then. Go and do something stupid like
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that. And then the cops asked where
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were you? Go to the dungeon park.
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You know, it's just not a very. Yeah, I feel like it's not
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really smart to show up intoxicated anyways, because to
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a party like this you can get raped.
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That's saying that we. Yeah.
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You know, I'm saying like especially being followed home
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or something, you don't do that. That or you could just get into
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a agree to a really intense scene that you don't realize
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that you're agreeing to and then I.
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Don't know. I feel like I wouldn't be able
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to handle a whole lot more if I was intoxicated.
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I'm like, yeah, go home. Yeah, well, she's already
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receiving an e-mail from me about that such behavior because
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it's unnecessary. Yeah.
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You know, it was uncalled for. It was not right.
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Period. You just don't do that.
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She showed up. Oh, it's my birthday tomorrow.
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I don't give a fuck, right? I really don't care.
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I don't care if it's fucking 4th of July.
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You don't need to get chip faced and then come to the party.
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That's that's uncalled for. One of my rules.
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That's. I will say she was in the
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restroom. It was more the the lady that
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was with her and I think they just met at the party, honestly,
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but she was. No, they came together OK.
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Yeah, yeah, she was more the more the aggressive type.
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Yeah. You know, I was questioning
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because, you know, I asked her, OK, how you gonna get home?
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I'm gonna drive her home. Do you think you really, you
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know, have the ability to to do that?
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You know, maybe we get a Uber for you or something like that.
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What are you, a cop? You want to you want to give me
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a breathalyzer? And of course I was representing
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you. So I didn't say shit.
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But in my head, I'm going, I'm going to breathalyze.
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If I got something else you can blow, you know, but I didn't say
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it. I didn't say it.
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I was good though at that moment.
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But but yeah, she she, she got a little spicy.
21:52
Wow. You know, like an hour in.
21:55
Yeah, not even like before the party got cramped.
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I cleaned up underwear off the floor in a pad out the bathroom.
22:01
Who did this? I read the donkey.
22:03
No, it was before they got there.
22:05
It was like so fucking early. Too early to have underwear on
22:09
the floor. Jesus, criminy, it was weird.
22:12
I don't know. Do you know how many pairs of
22:14
underwear? Underwear that we picked up the
22:15
next day. Really.
22:17
Yeah. Without it.
22:19
Yes. That's pretty classic you wrap
22:23
around your wrist. Like you would, you're saying.
22:24
And you keep your underwear with you, no?
22:26
They're gross like that. They take it off, they don't
22:28
give a fuck. Those are nice underwear though.
22:31
There's six pair you can choose. From feeling a little crabby.
22:38
Yeah. Wash them and throw them in the
22:40
dungeon. Let the guys.
22:41
Wear. It might be too small for some
22:44
of the guys that come in. Probably.
22:47
Probably. We got them fatties, Justin.
22:52
Tiny butt. He does have a tiny butt and no
22:55
penis so. He doesn't have penis, it's just
22:59
that any not an alley. OK, OK Liz, being kind to your
23:04
chest and that's not the case. Your your ovaries are up there.
23:07
Like Post said, we all know this.
23:10
Hey, at least you found them, you know?
23:12
It's sometimes, yeah. It's not really.
23:14
Looks. Yeah, it really has to.
23:17
Get up there. It's like, where's Waldo?
23:19
Oh, there they are. The next time he's here and
23:22
you're here, which will be tomorrow.
23:23
OK, OK, we'll pull. We got to pull them out so you
23:27
can see this. I'm awfully excited.
23:31
I don't know because of how you described it.
23:33
The penis hole. He's got 2 penis holes.
23:35
OK, that's cool. Like just on the medical
23:37
standpoint. Science for science.
23:39
That's one in a 10,000 chance for men to have.
23:42
Two urethral holes and I found how I did it.
23:45
How I found out about that is I was trying to sound them and I
23:47
didn't know which hole to go in. I was like, it's just normal.
23:51
He's like, I didn't even know there's two.
23:52
Maybe that's why I pee like that.
23:53
I'm like what? The fuck You don't know what
23:55
your penis look like. He doesn't know what his penis
23:57
head looks like, he doesn't know how many holes he has, and he
24:00
doesn't know he has how to pull the ovaries out of his gut's
24:03
hat. It's only.
24:04
Like less like maybe half an inch deep though it might have
24:08
where you can have liquid come out of it, but it's not big
24:10
enough to where Ethan can go in. Interesting.
24:14
Yeah, it's very interesting and it's the one that you would
24:17
think that would be the real hole is the one that's not the
24:19
hole. How did he go through his whole
24:21
life without knowing that? Like he never got a physical for
24:24
sports or something but like a doctor for.
24:27
His. Mom, his parents did not tell
24:28
him. They didn't.
24:29
They didn't want to make him feel indifferent.
24:31
I'm sure. OK, you know, Or they didn't pay
24:34
attention. Maybe not, maybe not.
24:38
Yeah, real. I'm sure it was even tiny when
24:39
he was a baby. We've already had discussions
24:41
about his mother. His mother sucks so.
24:43
But still just cleaning up around the toilet, like you
24:45
know, if it's coming out two different directions or
24:47
something, you know, like there's.
24:50
Yeah, I'm just saying she probably didn't care enough to
24:52
be like, oh, let's. Make sure you're OK, but how
24:55
many times you had two boys? How many times do you change boy
24:59
diapers? And when they're little, pee
25:00
pee, it's air. They start peeing.
25:04
And but you don't look, you close your eyes and look away.
25:08
No, you clean your son's penis. His mother would have known.
25:11
And his mother. Didn't give a fuck to tell him
25:14
if my son has too old. Exactly.
25:16
I would have noticed, yes. I didn't even the fuck out of
25:18
it. I was making sure everything was
25:19
OK because one of my kids was born, well, actually one of them
25:22
was born with a little bit of a deformity down there.
25:24
So I made sure everything was OK.
25:26
Yeah, he looks fine. Just say all that.
25:30
I can create good kids, I'm sure they're kind of big penises when
25:34
they get older. I was looking at pictures that
25:36
you we, I took of them and they're there's so many little
25:39
attributes of you that I see it's it's freaking cute.
25:43
It really is cute with you. Yeah, my boyfriend said the same
25:45
thing. He was like that right there.
25:47
That was your son. You will just like your son.
25:49
I'm like, and then I would do something else.
25:52
He's like you just fall just like your daughter.
25:56
Holy shit, your daughter, whoever she marries, she is
26:00
going to give them a fucking run for their money.
26:02
That kid, she is like that. She is hardcore.
26:09
It's great. It's be in the jeans.
26:13
I literally see she's very timid.
26:15
OK, we're I thought. So one day after school, I come
26:19
across and I my door is open. I have like a screen door so you
26:22
can look through it. And I see one of my boys being
26:25
thrown across the the the yard by their book bag.
26:29
I'm like, Oh my God, who is out there?
26:31
I come out there. It's my daughter.
26:32
She threw across the yard by her, by his book bag.
26:35
I was like, Oh my God. So I get more leverage that way
26:39
and. She's she's 8, but she's a foot
26:42
taller than what she should be. She's.
26:43
Taller than my oldest, right? And she's my youngest.
26:47
Seems like girls do kind of shoot up just a little bit
26:49
quicker than guys do. Maybe.
26:52
Because y'all go through puberty quicker at a younger age than
26:55
guys do, yes. So like I didn't shoot up till I
26:57
was like 16. When I was 1213 is when I
27:02
started to really shoot up and. Yeah, my son is 12, my oldest
27:07
son is 12 and he is as tall as me.
27:11
He's got a little moustache. I remember he was literally the
27:14
size of a bread pan. OK, I could put him in a bread
27:17
pan and now he's got a moustache.
27:19
You shouldn't keep your kids in in loaf pans.
27:23
I don't know. I don't know if you know.
27:25
That I don't. Know if you know that or not.
27:26
You know there's a whole story about that.
27:28
You're so. Little little bathtub.
27:34
Keep my little rags in there and use it as a bathtub.
27:38
Now how did I tell you some interesting info that someone
27:42
reached out to me on fat? One of my friends on there he's
27:46
he has the adult baby nursery. Oh yeah.
27:51
Don't we won't even say his name.
27:53
Oh yeah, but he's a girl. No, he's not a girl, you know.
27:59
You saw him before in the detention.
28:01
By a girl though. Oh does he.
28:03
He's a girl, baby. Oh fuck, well I didn't know that
28:05
because I've never done sessions with.
28:06
Him. Yes, you did.
28:07
Me. And you did a session with him
28:08
together. I've never been with him by
28:10
myself. OK.
28:11
Me And you did it. He rode the Sybian.
28:13
He was the first one that we made.
28:14
Ride the Sybian. OK.
28:16
All right. And he was a girl, OK.
28:20
OK, whatever floats his little baby both.
28:22
But anyway, he wants to bring over some of his ABDL furniture
28:26
and have a little ABDL party. Sounds kind of fun, it sounds.
28:31
I think it should be a party all by itself because they always
28:33
get so embarrassed. Baby yells they don't enjoy
28:36
coming because they're nervous about it.
28:38
We should have a party just for them.
28:40
Yeah, we can do that. I think it'd be cool.
28:43
I think it'd be. I'd be there.
28:44
So fun. I'll be all dressed up like
28:46
mommies. Yeah, those aprons.
28:48
Yes, No, I already told. Like I just got to put it into
28:51
the right frame. Like if you have like a
28:52
Valentine's party, I was so dressed as Cupid, you know, in
28:55
that diaper. You know, like we just got to
28:56
work it into the theme of what it is.
28:59
If we could explain it into theme, we're good to go.
29:02
I like ABDL but. The ABDL party that's also.
29:04
ABDL and Valentine's and it'll just have you like kind of like
29:08
Christmas in July, you know what I mean?
29:10
Like, I think it'd be a lot of fun.
29:11
Everybody can dress in red. We can get red lipstick and kiss
29:15
all their little butts. I'm down with that.
29:19
The clay I'm not kissing. Yeah, that's.
29:22
All I said you can. Kiss my ass.
29:24
OK. Lucky.
29:24
These cheeks, Red lips. Yeah.
29:27
Sticks all over them. I need to keep that.
29:29
That is OK. It'll be Valentine's, you know,
29:33
And then you could be Cupid. There you go.
29:35
And you could, like, protect everybody by shooting them
29:37
there. Yeah, they're doing.
29:39
A little plastic little thing, yeah.
29:40
I was gonna say then we could have Abby use the breast pump in
29:43
front of everybody. Yes, and everybody.
29:46
Listen to. Stories.
29:47
Yes, that was. So fun.
29:49
Yes, 100%. I'm there, I'm there.
29:54
That'll be great. We got little, little like block
29:57
party, get the big blocks. Yes, absolutely.
30:00
And if you're playing like, nursery rhymes, there's no way
30:02
that, like, the neighbors can complain that you're being too
30:04
loud. It's all go to sleep, go to
30:06
sleep. You know we can.
30:07
Get like ducks. We can get those big blunt ducks
30:10
and put them in the pool. 100% look at her, how excited.
30:14
She's got in the shower. It'd be very fun.
30:19
I fully support the idea. OK, it'd be fun.
30:22
Well. Coming to you, the new adult
30:24
baby party, I think, yeah, I like it.
30:26
Absolutely. We'll make that.
30:28
Totally cute as fuck. Yes.
30:32
So I think we can close it off with here, but I think this this
30:36
party was was pretty fucking crazy.
30:38
It was a lot of fun. I got nasty in the pool.
30:41
We saw a lot of Dick sucking. Yeah.
30:44
I like sucking Dick under the water.
30:46
Yeah, it's fun, isn't it? Is that how you learn to hold
30:48
your breath that long? Sure enough, I.
30:51
Got to learn how to do it some way.
30:53
Hey, motivation, motivation. All.
30:58
Right. You know what I just thought
30:59
about you would You can't choke under the water.
31:02
You'd be literally drowning down.
31:04
There this is a good observation you you are correct.
31:07
I got to test this theory when I get home you.
31:09
Gotta go to the bathtub. Like.
31:15
A handstand. And yeah, it'd be harder.
31:18
To water up your nose. OK.
31:23
We want a big science fair report on it when you come back,
31:26
yes. I can.
31:27
Definitely share my hypothesis. There you go.
31:33
All right, kids, PO, you did today.
31:35
Until then, PO. This has been the latest episode
31:37
of. Call me Mistress.
31:40
Ow.