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- 0:00Speaker 1: Boom shaka Lacai. It's our number three. We thank you
- 0:05Speaker 1: for supporting and being a loyal minion of the Ben
- 0:08Speaker 1: Malors Show podcast. We're gonna bounce around some hodgepodge of
- 0:13Speaker 1: things this hour.
- 0:14Speaker 2: We begin with.
- 0:19Speaker 1: What do you make of this Luka Doncik story from
- 0:22Speaker 1: Men's Health ripped greatest shape of his life? I think
- 0:27Speaker 1: he took ozampic. Also, what did you take away from
- 0:30Speaker 1: the latest viral WNBA moment a player lost her wig
- 0:35Speaker 1: during a game and the announcers ignored it. They pretended
- 0:38Speaker 1: like it didn't happen. I don't know how you could
- 0:41Speaker 1: do that. We'll discuss. Also, I was reading that the
- 0:44Speaker 1: commissioner Don Garber proudly proclaimed that Major League Soccer's viewership
- 0:49Speaker 1: is up fifty percent on Apple TV plus. He called
- 0:53Speaker 1: it progress. What do you call it? What do you say?
- 0:57Speaker 1: Talk about that?
- 0:58Speaker 2: As well?
- 0:58Speaker 1: It's all coming your way right now here. It is
- 1:00Speaker 1: is our number three. From Hookah Luca to Skinny Minnie Luca,
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- 2:26Speaker 1: our lead. This hour is from Men's Health. Do we
- 2:30Speaker 1: read Men's Health?
- 2:31Speaker 2: No? Did we even know that was still around? No? There,
- 2:36Speaker 2: several of you idiots sent me the stories. Did you
- 2:38Speaker 2: see this?
- 2:39Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna you're gonna will You're gonna regret this,
- 2:41Speaker 1: Oh man, Luca's gonna.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Run la man. Okay. So yeah, you know this came
- 2:47Speaker 2: from the historians.
- 2:48Speaker 1: So skinny Luca has gone viral, gone global. I'm told
- 2:53Speaker 1: this is a big deal. I'm supposed to be excited
- 2:56Speaker 1: about this. So I don't he saw it, But there's
- 2:59Speaker 1: Luca walk looking down the catwalk doing a pirouet. A
- 3:03Speaker 1: braggadocio interview from Luca about the great condition, great condition
- 3:10Speaker 1: he is in now he has reshaped his body, says
- 3:13Speaker 1: Men's Health. So let us discuss the question, what do
- 3:18Speaker 1: you make of Luca Luka dancik this story from Men's Health,
- 3:25Speaker 1: which basically describes his chisel body. He's ripped, greatest shape
- 3:31Speaker 1: of his life, all the usual rigamaroor. So I've got
- 3:35Speaker 1: happy Hour, shacking a fool, and Walmart, and we will
- 3:41Speaker 1: combine all of these things together, and we are going
- 3:44Speaker 1: to make the baba ganooche is what we're gonna make.
- 3:46Speaker 2: We're gonna make some fresh baba ganooche. Get the egg
- 3:49Speaker 2: plant out.
- 3:50Speaker 1: So, first of all, as we understand it, as we
- 3:55Speaker 1: understand it, this entire period of time, the Men's Health.
- 3:59Speaker 2: Article everything else that's been going on the last couple.
- 4:01Speaker 1: Of days has been choreographed by Luca's publicist. The Little
- 4:07Speaker 1: Birdie tells us that one of Lucas published Luca's publicists, who.
- 4:11Speaker 2: May or may not work for Nike, has been very active.
- 4:14Speaker 3: Now.
- 4:14Speaker 1: Not only did the Men's Health article drop coincided conveniently
- 4:20Speaker 1: the same day, guess who popped up at Yankee Stadium
- 4:23Speaker 1: in the Boogee down Bronx.
- 4:26Speaker 2: That's right there, he was. Luca.
- 4:30Speaker 1: Is it Yankee Stadium to hang out with his fellow
- 4:33Speaker 1: Nike brand celebrity, Aaron Judge. There they were side by
- 4:39Speaker 1: side in the Bronx, and Luca was schmoozing on the
- 4:42Speaker 1: Yes Network with.
- 4:44Speaker 2: Michael Kay and David Kohene.
- 4:48Speaker 1: How do I know that because I was watching some
- 4:50Speaker 1: of the Yankee Rays game, and much to my dismay,
- 4:53Speaker 1: there was Luca right there. So either this was orchestrated
- 4:58Speaker 1: by Lucas team or Men's Health is now part of
- 5:02Speaker 1: the pr arm for the Lakers. We're supposed to believe
- 5:06Speaker 1: that Luca has now become the poster boy for clean eating,
- 5:10Speaker 1: clean living in two days. It's all right there in
- 5:13Speaker 1: the article, as we know, and based on the people
- 5:17Speaker 1: that reached out to me. I did not hear from Rick, Oh,
- 5:20Speaker 1: I'm surprised, but all the other Laker Hawks they reached
- 5:23Speaker 1: out to me. This is straight up you know what
- 5:24Speaker 1: it is Laker fan porn. That's what it is. It's
- 5:28Speaker 1: Laker fan porn. Now we see this kind of story
- 5:32Speaker 1: every year about pick your athlete, right, this happens to
- 5:36Speaker 1: be about Luke obviously, but the.
- 5:38Speaker 2: Best shape of his life totally locked in now.
- 5:41Speaker 1: In this one, they're talking about Luca being gluten free,
- 5:44Speaker 1: sugar free, all Men milkshakes, gave me some Tom Brady vibes,
- 5:50Speaker 1: all min milkshakes, two hundred and fifty grams of protein
- 5:54Speaker 1: a day. He's sitting all the key health things that
- 5:57Speaker 1: are coming in on the internet, those influencers, all the protein,
- 6:03Speaker 1: almond milk, all that stuff. This is the fluffiest of
- 6:08Speaker 1: fluff pieces that I have read in a while. And
- 6:13Speaker 1: as I was reading this story, I was wondering if
- 6:15Speaker 1: it was ghost written by Luca's mother. I thought maybe
- 6:18Speaker 1: his mom might have written the story here. And you
- 6:21Speaker 1: have to ask a question, did Luca take ozempic? Anytime
- 6:25Speaker 1: someone loses a fair amount of ways ozempic did they cheat?
- 6:30Speaker 1: Are we supposed to sit here also and pretend me
- 6:32Speaker 1: and you that Luca's going to be doing two days
- 6:37Speaker 1: during the NBA season. You know, the smart money says
- 6:40Speaker 1: that he'll be hanging out at happy hour at some
- 6:43Speaker 1: bar in Minnesota, because the Lakers will have a night
- 6:45Speaker 1: off before they played the Timberwolves, and he'll be drinking
- 6:47Speaker 1: zemas at the happy hour there at the bar in Minnesota,
- 6:51Speaker 1: right here at the Target Center.
- 6:52Speaker 2: And that's it.
- 6:52Speaker 1: Now here's the other thing, all right, what is the
- 6:56Speaker 1: old adage? All adages are old, But what is the adage?
- 6:59Speaker 1: The adage that I like to go by. Don't tell
- 7:02Speaker 1: people your plans, show them your results. You can't show
- 7:06Speaker 1: anyone the results on a random day in late July.
- 7:10Speaker 1: The results will happen, not even at the beginning of
- 7:13Speaker 1: the year. I don't doubt Luca's gonna come out to
- 7:16Speaker 1: be fine the beginning of the year. But if you
- 7:18Speaker 1: want to show that you're truly a new Luca, then
- 7:22Speaker 1: let's try not huffing and puffing. When the Lakers play
- 7:26Speaker 1: in Game seventy four against the Nuggets in Denver, in
- 7:30Speaker 1: the Mile High City, and it's the third quarter and
- 7:34Speaker 1: Luca needs to go to the bench because he's gassed.
- 7:37Speaker 1: That would be how you can show everyone, hey, I'm.
- 7:39Speaker 2: A new Luca.
- 7:41Speaker 1: We'll also point out this little gem of an article
- 7:43Speaker 1: by Men's Health said that look at a forty two
- 7:46Speaker 1: inch vertical at the combine. There's one little problem with
- 7:50Speaker 1: that part of the story. Luca didn't go to the
- 7:52Speaker 1: combine when he was entering the NBA, So they deleted
- 7:56Speaker 1: that from the story. And there's some internet speculation that
- 7:59Speaker 1: that part of the story was generated by.
- 8:01Speaker 2: Google AI that day. Just Google ai.
- 8:05Speaker 1: It and so that slop was delivered via the AI
- 8:10Speaker 1: and the editors did not even bother to fact check it.
- 8:13Speaker 2: That's it. Now we've seen more believable writing.
- 8:18Speaker 4: You know you.
- 8:19Speaker 1: I was spar with you. The wife she goes by
- 8:22Speaker 1: Yelp reviews and Amazon reviews and I try to tell
- 8:26Speaker 1: her they can't believe that stuff. There's a lot of manipulation.
- 8:31Speaker 1: There's businesses whose job is to put fake reviews on
- 8:34Speaker 1: those type places.
- 8:35Speaker 2: But anyway, we move on.
- 8:38Speaker 1: So Lucas according to this, he said, what fifteen pounds
- 8:41Speaker 1: looks amazing game three inches on his vertical. Now, if
- 8:46Speaker 1: this is true, if this is true. Does that not validate?
- 8:54Speaker 1: Does that not validate? Nico Harrison? Nico Harrison the Dallas
- 8:58Speaker 1: GM that he was right that all those stories that
- 9:01Speaker 1: were dropped at Luca with Dallas, Luka Doncik was a
- 9:04Speaker 1: big fat tub of goo with the Mavericks right, and
- 9:09Speaker 1: Harrison fat shaming Luca inspired him to get off his
- 9:14Speaker 1: fat ass and take the ozapick and get in shape.
- 9:18Speaker 2: So Mark, it's also possible this is all.
- 9:20Speaker 1: Part of the latest Lakers offseason propaganda playbook, which we've
- 9:26Speaker 1: seen the Cowboys do the same thing the Lakers.
- 9:29Speaker 2: They throw these propaganda pieces out there.
- 9:31Speaker 1: You gotta sell hope. You gotta sell hype. You're in
- 9:34Speaker 1: the show business. You gotta sell hype. You gotta sell hope,
- 9:37Speaker 1: all that, and apparently you have to sell men's health
- 9:40Speaker 1: as well. And again, well, we'll see back in March
- 9:43Speaker 1: and April next NBA season will be uh, we'll be
- 9:48Speaker 1: right back behind these microphones and we'll see where Luca's
- 9:50Speaker 1: at And will he have tweaked his hammy? Did the
- 9:54Speaker 1: hammy go way amy because he had too many donuts
- 9:56Speaker 1: and he misses three weeks late in the season.
- 9:58Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 10:00Speaker 2: We'll see if we get those Well.
- 10:02Speaker 1: You know, he ate too much on the road, and
- 10:04Speaker 1: he's off the diet and now he's got you know,
- 10:06Speaker 1: he's got to lose a few.
- 10:07Speaker 2: Pounds, all right. Now. Secondly, we go to Washington.
- 10:11Speaker 1: This one goes out to supermarket Steve by request and
- 10:14Speaker 1: also by request for Benito, the long suffering Cowboy fan.
- 10:19Speaker 1: He wanted us discuss a viral video from something we
- 10:22Speaker 1: don't normally talk about the w NBA. Now, normally I
- 10:25Speaker 1: would object to this. I like the story, and since
- 10:29Speaker 1: I have editorial control, I have made the decision that
- 10:32Speaker 1: this is a story.
- 10:33Speaker 2: Worthy of being mentioned.
- 10:34Speaker 1: A malamnologue does not evolve Caitlin Clark involves a game
- 10:38Speaker 1: between the Mystics and Mercury. We're told apparently those are
- 10:41Speaker 1: w NBA teams. This story spread like wildfire on the interweb.
- 10:46Speaker 1: The reason the story spread like wildfire on the interweb
- 10:51Speaker 1: is because it showed a player losing their wig during
- 10:56Speaker 1: a w NBA game. Caused a pause in the action.
- 11:02Speaker 1: And the thing that stands out is a couple of
- 11:03Speaker 1: things that stand out, so the incident was ignored by
- 11:08Speaker 1: the broadcasters. A couple of women. I don't know who
- 11:12Speaker 1: these women are, but they're calling a WNBA game. One
- 11:14Speaker 1: of the players loses their hair and they don't mention it.
- 11:21Speaker 1: She ran off the court to get it put back
- 11:24Speaker 1: on it, all that stuff, and there was a stoppage
- 11:26Speaker 1: in play and they decided that was not worthy of mentioning.
- 11:31Speaker 1: We also saw a fan ejected for heckling the hairy situation,
- 11:37Speaker 1: So the broadcasters do not discuss the weave induced stoppage,
- 11:41Speaker 1: and then a fan got ejected for heckling the players.
- 11:47Speaker 1: So what didn't you take away from the latest viral
- 11:51Speaker 1: hairy WNBA moment?
- 11:55Speaker 2: Three words? Total clown show. Okay, total clinch.
- 12:01Speaker 1: This is great. And they said Vaudeville was dead. Watch
- 12:06Speaker 1: a WNBA game sometime. Holy crap. We got wigs flying
- 12:10Speaker 1: in the air everywhere, players running off the court like
- 12:12Speaker 1: they've seen a ghost and they're running from a haunted mansion.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Broadcasters acting like they just witnessed a nuclear event and
- 12:20Speaker 1: they weren't allowed to talk about it. All of that happened.
- 12:24Speaker 1: All of that happened, Like, what the hell are we doing? Seriously,
- 12:29Speaker 1: it's the masquerade ball, is what you had? Literally hair
- 12:33Speaker 1: off the woman's head got snatched off a player's head
- 12:38Speaker 1: during live game action and the announcers they go like
- 12:44Speaker 1: that classic from the old TV show Hogan's Heroes. I
- 12:48Speaker 1: say nothing, I know nothing essentially within it. It's like
- 12:51Speaker 1: a little malfunction, I think, is what they said.
- 12:53Speaker 2: If I remember, like a little malfunction. What don't we
- 12:57Speaker 2: call it?
- 12:57Speaker 3: What? It is?
- 12:58Speaker 1: A piece of the hair the wig thing got ripped
- 13:02Speaker 1: off mid play. That's what happened. It's not a malfunction.
- 13:07Speaker 1: That is a prop coming off. It's like a high
- 13:10Speaker 1: school play and a prop comes off, and instead of
- 13:13Speaker 1: addressing the issue there, the broadcasters dance around it like
- 13:18Speaker 1: it's Baltimore from Harry Potter, right, he who shall not
- 13:22Speaker 1: be named? And you just move on, like what are
- 13:25Speaker 1: they afraid of? Like, I don't understand. Am I missing
- 13:27Speaker 1: something here? Is there some kind of big wig out
- 13:30Speaker 1: there that's gonna complain? You can't talk about the way
- 13:32Speaker 1: it's that's the fire breathing dragon in the room, as
- 13:37Speaker 1: I understand it from the video that I saw. That's
- 13:39Speaker 1: the fire breathing dragon in the room. And let's just
- 13:44Speaker 1: pretend it's just a nice warm breeze.
- 13:46Speaker 2: That's all it is. It's all you know.
- 13:49Speaker 1: And by the way, if the fans are not allowed
- 13:51Speaker 1: to have. Is that not the most heckable situation? I
- 13:55Speaker 1: don't know what the fans said, but I mean, based
- 13:57Speaker 1: on the report I read, was it was just a
- 13:59Speaker 1: fan heckling person's running off the court because they lost
- 14:02Speaker 1: their hair. So if you can't heckle that, if you
- 14:05Speaker 1: get tossed out of a game for pointing out what
- 14:09Speaker 1: everyone in the arena apparently saw, then why doesn't the
- 14:13Speaker 1: WNBA just go back to COVID era social distancing? Just
- 14:18Speaker 1: playing empty gyms and that's it. Just pump in fake
- 14:20Speaker 1: crowd noise. They probably do that anyway and keep everyone
- 14:23Speaker 1: away and no one will say mean things.
- 14:25Speaker 2: And everyone be happy and it'll be.
- 14:27Speaker 1: Great and it'd be solid, right, just just it's ridiculous. Say,
- 14:33Speaker 1: turn this into the circ Thu Sola Act, and that's
- 14:36Speaker 1: what they've done. You're not allowed to laugh, you can't poke,
- 14:40Speaker 1: fun and all that stuff. You're supposed to just clap politely.
- 14:44Speaker 1: That's it. It's like Shakespeare at the Park. That's all
- 14:48Speaker 1: you do, and that's it. And this is part of
- 14:52Speaker 1: the identity crisis that that league has.
- 14:54Speaker 2: The w NBA.
- 14:56Speaker 1: As I psycho analyze, using psycho to analyze this if
- 15:01Speaker 1: you want to be taken seriously.
- 15:04Speaker 2: If you want to be taken seriously, that's fine.
- 15:07Speaker 1: I'm not there yet because I've seen the lack of
- 15:09Speaker 1: interest other than Caitlin Clark.
- 15:12Speaker 2: But you cannot censor you cannot censor reality, and that's
- 15:18Speaker 2: what they're trying to do here, even if it makes
- 15:20Speaker 2: you uncomfortable.
- 15:22Speaker 1: You can't If that same situation, which very unlikely to
- 15:26Speaker 1: happen in the actual NBA, but if that happened in
- 15:28Speaker 1: the NBA, it would have been on inside the NBA
- 15:33Speaker 1: for months. You would have had Shack in a fool.
- 15:38Speaker 1: Every single episode would have been They would have shown that, right,
- 15:42Speaker 1: Charles Barkley would have worn a wig during the show
- 15:47Speaker 1: back in those old days on TNT. I don't know
- 15:49Speaker 1: if espanel all of that, but then somebody would rip
- 15:51Speaker 1: the wig off and that.
- 15:52Speaker 2: Would be how they do it.
- 15:53Speaker 1: The awkwardness is the story own it Instead, what does
- 15:58Speaker 1: the WNBA do. It's like Well Islands and let's not
- 16:01Speaker 1: talk about it. Let's kick a fan out and it's
- 16:03Speaker 1: a malfunction. That was a WNBA version of no nudity.
- 16:10Speaker 1: But the greatest moment in Super Bowl history at halftime
- 16:13Speaker 1: the Janet Jackson nip slip, the wardrobe malfunction, and the
- 16:18Speaker 1: WNBA had something that would have if they'd embraced, it
- 16:22Speaker 1: would have been wonderful. Instead, it's like, oh, let's not
- 16:24Speaker 1: talk about that all right now, final thought, we go
- 16:27Speaker 1: to soccer. As I try to have no one listening.
- 16:30Speaker 1: My goal is to make all of you turn off
- 16:32Speaker 1: the show WNBA to soccer. Clearly, I've lost my mind.
- 16:36Speaker 1: But this is a good story, rare and appropriate, rare
- 16:39Speaker 1: and appropriate. Quick right, So I was reading recently the
- 16:42Speaker 1: commissioner someone named Don Garber. I don't know who that is,
- 16:47Speaker 1: but Don Garber, I'm told, the commissioner of Big Soccer
- 16:50Speaker 1: in America. So he proudly proclaimed recently that Major League
- 16:55Speaker 1: Soccer viewership is up fifty percent on Apple TV plus.
- 17:00Speaker 2: He calls it progress. What say you?
- 17:05Speaker 3: All?
- 17:05Speaker 2: Right? So this is spinning.
- 17:08Speaker 1: This is like a Roulette wheel at Caesar's Palace, Right,
- 17:10Speaker 1: you just spin that Roulette wheel?
- 17:14Speaker 2: Can I get red? Can I stop on red?
- 17:17Speaker 3: No?
- 17:17Speaker 2: Stopped on green? Zero? Oh no?
- 17:20Speaker 1: A friendly reminder if you play roulette, do not play
- 17:23Speaker 1: any roulette game with three green slots. Try to find
- 17:27Speaker 1: one with one green slot. But do not play three
- 17:30Speaker 1: green numbers, you know, zero, double zero. Do not that
- 17:34Speaker 1: the odds are completely against you. Anyway, back to the
- 17:37Speaker 1: soccer story, so Garber told the gathered media recently, the
- 17:42Speaker 1: same media who never really questioned anything that they do.
- 17:47Speaker 2: They're all fanboys.
- 17:49Speaker 1: And he said that MLS games are now averaging one
- 17:52Speaker 1: hundred and twenty thousand viewers on Apple Plus. He said
- 17:57Speaker 1: that's a fifty percent jump from last year they had
- 18:00Speaker 1: eighty thousand. So pop the champagne we here we go
- 18:06Speaker 1: more like pop the bubble pop goes the bubble, pop
- 18:10Speaker 1: the bubble.
- 18:10Speaker 2: The executives are living in reality check.
- 18:13Speaker 1: Reality check, one hundred and twenty thousand people is barely
- 18:17Speaker 1: a rounding error in big sporty, right, big sporty in America.
- 18:24Speaker 1: That's not a win. That is an indictment. Your product
- 18:27Speaker 1: blows is what that is.
- 18:28Speaker 2: Right.
- 18:29Speaker 1: There are some kind of public access channels in Omaha
- 18:33Speaker 1: that get better numbers. There are fewer people watching soccer
- 18:37Speaker 1: than a rerun of Family Feud that is on local
- 18:41Speaker 1: television at four in the morning. In fact, dare I say,
- 18:47Speaker 1: this little overnight show that you're listening to right now
- 18:51Speaker 1: has a much bigger audience than Major League Soccer does.
- 18:55Speaker 1: If you go by the people listening live and on
- 18:58Speaker 1: the podcast, and we do the show live when ninety
- 19:01Speaker 1: nine percent of America is sleeping, and yet we have
- 19:04Speaker 1: bigger numbers than a league that brought in Lionel Messi
- 19:10Speaker 1: and he's in an MLS uniform. Messi's out there arguably
- 19:13Speaker 1: the most famous athlete in the world playing in your league.
- 19:17Speaker 1: You still cannot draw numbers to even match the old
- 19:20Speaker 1: TV deal. Oh, streaming down, But they were on ABC
- 19:25Speaker 1: and we used to goof on him. The final year
- 19:27Speaker 1: they were on Disney ABC, MLS Soccer had three hundred
- 19:31Speaker 1: and forty three thousand viewers per game. So now on
- 19:34Speaker 1: Apple they have one hundred and twenty thousand. Using malormath,
- 19:37Speaker 1: that is a sixty five percent, if my math is correct,
- 19:40Speaker 1: a sixty five percent decline in audience.
- 19:46Speaker 2: You know what that is in real business? A catastrophe
- 19:49Speaker 2: is what that is.
- 19:50Speaker 1: Right, if you ran Walmart and you're in Arkansas, you're
- 19:55Speaker 1: running Walmart and you lost sixty five percent of your
- 19:59Speaker 1: customer base year to year, you wouldn't declare bankruptcy, is
- 20:05Speaker 1: what you would do. Oh my god, we've lost sixty
- 20:08Speaker 1: five percent of our customers in the MLS. They live,
- 20:11Speaker 1: you know, the sixty five percent decline an audience, and
- 20:15Speaker 1: they rebranded as growth.
- 20:17Speaker 2: Its growth Now my entire life since I was a
- 20:21Speaker 2: little kid.
- 20:21Speaker 1: I'm now kidding, kind of old, but when I was
- 20:23Speaker 1: a little kid, soccer fans, when I was a kid,
- 20:27Speaker 1: I remember playing you. I played you soccer when I
- 20:29Speaker 1: was a kid, and they told me, when you're an adult,
- 20:31Speaker 1: little Benny, little fat Bennie, soccer is going to be
- 20:33Speaker 1: soul popul It's gonna be more popular than all the
- 20:35Speaker 1: big sports you're watching right now.
- 20:37Speaker 2: Bank on it.
- 20:38Speaker 3: Right.
- 20:38Speaker 1: They told me that they lie to me, and they're
- 20:41Speaker 1: lying to people now. This is the big lie that
- 20:45Speaker 1: soccer is going to dominate America. No one's watching the MLS.
- 20:49Speaker 1: Nobody cares about the MLS. Check back in twenty seventy five.
- 20:53Speaker 1: I'll be dead, but check back in twenty seventy five.
- 20:57Speaker 1: Right in twenty twenty five, the year we live in.
- 20:59Speaker 1: Right now, they are stuck in the shadows, right And
- 21:03Speaker 1: the only time people really pay any attention is national
- 21:06Speaker 1: pride to soccer, and that's the World Cup. People give
- 21:08Speaker 1: what they care about soccer. When you're wrapping yourself in
- 21:11Speaker 1: the flag. All the wise, it is relevant to the
- 21:14Speaker 1: average consumer of American sport. It's you throw some tech
- 21:19Speaker 1: jargon out there and you say, well, it's subscription based
- 21:22Speaker 1: and all that stuff in a parallel universe.
- 21:25Speaker 2: I'm sure they're doing great in the real world. Not
- 21:29Speaker 2: so much. All right, it's Ben Malo Show. We press on.
- 21:31Speaker 1: We'll take your calls if you want to be part
- 21:33Speaker 1: eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. I see some
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- 21:55Speaker 1: admits to trolling with his blank post. Again hornis Star
- 22:00Speaker 1: LaMelo Balls tattoo artist admitted to trolling with his blank post.
- 22:07Speaker 1: That is the Mallord Riddle of the day. The answer,
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- 24:16Speaker 1: to it. Back to it and the mallor Riddle of
- 24:20Speaker 1: the Day. Hornet Star LaMelo Balls tattoo artist admitted to
- 24:24Speaker 1: trolling with his blank post.
- 24:28Speaker 2: That is the riddle of the day.
- 24:30Speaker 1: What is the answer his There's a pickle in my box, Bro, post,
- 24:37Speaker 1: there you go, I forty, Ian says he was trolling
- 24:39Speaker 1: with his finger licking good.
- 24:41Speaker 2: People right now, Bro, there you go. What else do
- 24:44Speaker 2: we have?
- 24:44Speaker 1: That was I forty I in the last one trolling
- 24:46Speaker 1: on his newle post Carpenter humor, he says, just Josh
- 24:53Speaker 1: Matt with the mobile Mallard billboard. You want to see that.
- 24:56Speaker 1: It is pinned to the top of the Ben Maller
- 24:59Speaker 1: Twitter page. Moving Man Matt the highest honor, done more
- 25:03Speaker 1: to promote this show than this company ever has. Moving
- 25:06Speaker 1: Man Matt the mobile billboard on the highways and byeways.
- 25:09Speaker 2: Of North America.
- 25:10Speaker 1: And thank you for that, Matt, he says, Eli the
- 25:14Speaker 1: punk manning for the Hall of Fame.
- 25:15Speaker 2: Well you're not perfect. Bad job by you.
- 25:18Speaker 1: Donkey Sausage going with trolling wrestling fans by revealing who
- 25:23Speaker 1: El Grande Americano really is?
- 25:27Speaker 2: Who else you have?
- 25:28Speaker 1: Page down a lady sideburn said meat grinder paternity test
- 25:31Speaker 1: from late Night drug tester beachfront property in Des Moines, Iowa.
- 25:36Speaker 1: From fergnog A post is on his big clucker from
- 25:41Speaker 1: Milkman Mike in Colorado. There you go, Alf says, I'm sorry, Ben,
- 25:46Speaker 1: I cannot answer the riddle. I heard WNBA and immediately
- 25:49Speaker 1: dozed off and missed the riddle. Bad job by me.
- 25:52Speaker 1: I was worried that was gonna happen. And just to
- 25:54Speaker 1: make sure you stay asleep, Olf, I talked soccer after that.
- 25:57Speaker 1: So literally what no one listened the show? I want
- 26:00Speaker 1: zero people listening. I want no credit for this hour,
- 26:03Speaker 1: no ratings. Nature Boy says trolling with his fat Luca post.
- 26:11Speaker 2: Far out.
- 26:12Speaker 1: Dave says he posted Malone whitey tidies with his custom
- 26:17Speaker 1: skid marks.
- 26:18Speaker 3: All right.
- 26:19Speaker 1: King Roy says kids school supplies is the answer.
- 26:23Speaker 2: JT.
- 26:23Speaker 1: The Wingman in Knoxville, Tennessee, says Mercury trolling motor is
- 26:28Speaker 1: the answer. Mark in Santa Monica says his list of
- 26:32Speaker 1: dumbest tattoo post is the answer.
- 26:35Speaker 2: Who else you have got, Paige Dan.
- 26:38Speaker 1: Let's see FSR fact checker says Mallard included a segment
- 26:41Speaker 1: running the WNBA the third hour. It says mostly true.
- 26:46Speaker 1: That was a small piece. It was mostly just goofing
- 26:49Speaker 1: on the WNBA.
- 26:50Speaker 2: What else we have? Page down? I can't read that.
- 26:54Speaker 2: Let's see. You're all right, Lorrainer, do you have an answer? Larader.
- 26:59Speaker 4: Well, Ben, as you know, most trolls belong under bridges,
- 27:02Speaker 4: So I think he's trolling the bridge throwing a.
- 27:05Speaker 2: Bridge, all right, that is completely wrong.
- 27:07Speaker 1: Hornet Star LaMelo Balls tattoo artist admitted to trolling when
- 27:10Speaker 1: he posted a photo claiming LaMelo Ball got a tattoo
- 27:14Speaker 1: of hot Cheetos on his toes like the logo of
- 27:17Speaker 1: the hot Cheetos on his foot.
- 27:23Speaker 2: No, he said it was somebody got the tattoo, but
- 27:25Speaker 2: not LaMelo Ball. Let's go to the phones.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Andre is in the Commonwealth with his dog Willis.
- 27:30Speaker 2: Hello, Andre, Welcome.
- 27:34Speaker 8: What's going on? Ben? How you doing talking about LaMelo
- 27:37Speaker 8: Ball and these these tattoos that he got? First of all,
- 27:41Speaker 8: the Lamelowies do a little bit more winning, right. He's
- 27:44Speaker 8: down there in Charlotte under the capable leadership of Charles
- 27:47Speaker 8: Lee coming from the Celtics bench. Uh, and you know,
- 27:51Speaker 8: talking about Ted, how about they get out of the basement.
- 27:54Speaker 8: You know, the team is so bad, you know, not
- 27:56Speaker 8: only does it defend Willis, you know, but it's like
- 27:58Speaker 8: the NBA. They can't even send them top draft picks. Right,
- 28:01Speaker 8: you're tanking to get into the Cooper Flags weep Stakes.
- 28:04Speaker 8: But you're such a more abun franchise without leadership that
- 28:07Speaker 8: we can't send Cooper there because we're.
- 28:09Speaker 2: Well listen, I would like to see the Hornets do well.
- 28:12Speaker 1: They have a Fox Sports radio alumnus, Sam Farber, the
- 28:15Speaker 1: play by play guy for the Charlotte Hornets, used to
- 28:17Speaker 1: work here, so I'll look Willis approves of that man, Willis.
- 28:21Speaker 1: I am so impressed. Willis has grown up every time.
- 28:24Speaker 1: Willis now is part of the show.
- 28:26Speaker 2: I love that.
- 28:28Speaker 8: He's motivated. Bit, you know, because you're talking basketball now.
- 28:32Speaker 8: But we we've been fired up this entire this entire
- 28:34Speaker 8: episode because of you started off with Major League Baseball, okay,
- 28:38Speaker 8: and them trying to hamstring the players. We're having none
- 28:41Speaker 8: of it. Willis is having none of this talking about
- 28:43Speaker 8: a salary cap, okay, which is a tax on players
- 28:45Speaker 8: to begin with, right, you noted it? Okay, we all
- 28:48Speaker 8: saw the movie Moneyball, all right, we know what Billy
- 28:51Speaker 8: Bean was cooking up there. Okay, you can you got
- 28:53Speaker 8: to be It's about effective leadership. It's not about a
- 28:55Speaker 8: dog on salary cap. Okay, So bright start for going
- 28:58Speaker 8: toe to toe with the commissioner. Now ranted, I think
- 29:00Speaker 8: mister Scott Boris had a little bit to do. He's
- 29:03Speaker 8: fun that a little bit. I don't know if it
- 29:05Speaker 8: was a hawk Kogan, Roddy Roddy Poucher showed it. Roddy
- 29:08Speaker 8: Roddy Piper excused me. We're in the auto eighties this week.
- 29:10Speaker 8: Then it's just a lot of nostalgia this week. That's
- 29:12Speaker 8: going down for sure. But I don't know if it
- 29:14Speaker 8: happened exactly as Scott Boris, who you actually said leaked
- 29:17Speaker 8: that story, said it happened, okay, but it might as
- 29:20Speaker 8: well because Baseball Union not going for it at all. Okay,
- 29:24Speaker 8: and Rob Bamford should know that we don't need a
- 29:26Speaker 8: strike in baseball. Look what happened in the nineties. As
- 29:28Speaker 8: a matter of fact, as this is an important point,
- 29:31Speaker 8: baseball never mind trending in the right direction. They cut
- 29:34Speaker 8: the length of the games.
- 29:36Speaker 5: Beautiful.
- 29:36Speaker 8: People can watch it right.
- 29:38Speaker 1: They Now, let me tell you what I've heard and
- 29:41Speaker 1: who you know. This stuff changes by the day. But
- 29:43Speaker 1: what I've heard is the plan. They are going to
- 29:45Speaker 1: push for a salary cap. But then the players are
- 29:47Speaker 1: going to say, show us the books. They're not going
- 29:49Speaker 1: to open the books. Fully, that's not going to happen.
- 29:51Speaker 1: So then they'll they'll have to come up with a compromise,
- 29:54Speaker 1: and which will likely be more penalties. To teams like
- 29:57Speaker 1: the Dodgers and the Yankees that spent a lot of money,
- 30:00Speaker 1: they'll put more penalties to avoid them.
- 30:02Speaker 2: Spending a lot of money.
- 30:03Speaker 1: Of course, they won't do anything about teams like Sacramento
- 30:06Speaker 1: and Miami and Pittsburgh that don't spend any money.
- 30:09Speaker 2: They won't do anything about that.
- 30:11Speaker 8: That's right, Ben, all right, so it's all smoking marriage.
- 30:14Speaker 8: Nobody's going for it, all right? Then if they need
- 30:16Speaker 8: the calvary to show up, you can see Willis is
- 30:18Speaker 8: here ready to go. Okay, But thinking with the base
- 30:21Speaker 8: boy and conclusion, it needs to be noted what we
- 30:24Speaker 8: need now with all these positive things, the viewership is up,
- 30:27Speaker 8: we need the automated ball strike system, is it?
- 30:31Speaker 2: No, we don't.
- 30:33Speaker 8: It's not about robot empire. It's about getting the call right.
- 30:36Speaker 8: So that's going to be the next name, the Baseball
- 30:39Speaker 8: Automated ball strike System. These umpires are interfering with.
- 30:43Speaker 1: The are sure, aren't you a referee? Aren't you a referee?
- 30:46Speaker 1: This is what you want? You want to be replaced
- 30:48Speaker 1: by replay?
- 30:50Speaker 8: Come on, then well Manford came out. He said, it's
- 30:53Speaker 8: not about the Ai Revolution, which by the way, is
- 30:56Speaker 8: taking over.
- 30:56Speaker 2: Shout out, do you really believe anything?
- 30:58Speaker 1: Rob Manford says, I take him with a exactly. You
- 31:03Speaker 1: know he's he's got an agenda. Everyone's got an agenda.
- 31:08Speaker 1: We disagree, but it doesn't matter what I say. It's
- 31:10Speaker 1: gonna happen. It'll be in baseball next year. I gotta go,
- 31:13Speaker 1: thank the great Andre and his dog. Well, let's sello
- 31:15Speaker 1: to Tony in the Bay Area. What's going on?
- 31:17Speaker 2: Tony? Welcome?
- 31:19Speaker 3: Hey man.
- 31:20Speaker 9: The other day I woke up hungover and when I
- 31:22Speaker 9: opened my eyes, I was looking at my bowling ball.
- 31:25Speaker 2: Turns out it with Jada Pinkett. Thanks Ben, all right,
- 31:31Speaker 2: don't talk about Will Smith's wife. Well, keep my wife's
- 31:36Speaker 2: name out of your mouth. Let's go.
- 31:38Speaker 1: Let's go to Stanley, who's in the Commonwealth. What's going on? Stanley?
- 31:41Speaker 2: Welcome?
- 31:43Speaker 9: They've sent a while. How you doing.
- 31:45Speaker 2: Where have you been hiding?
- 31:46Speaker 9: Stanley at the black Job?
- 31:49Speaker 2: Just kidding me.
- 31:49Speaker 9: I'm not working. So so everybody's giving my boy, my
- 31:57Speaker 9: former teammates, high school teammate and roommate, Christian will give
- 32:01Speaker 9: some a hard time. I think the Raiders just did
- 32:04Speaker 9: that on purpose to cut salary, because the Raiders have
- 32:07Speaker 9: a terrible, terrible track record when they come to sending
- 32:10Speaker 9: big names, and for some reason they don't want to
- 32:13Speaker 9: pay the rest of the contract, so they try to
- 32:15Speaker 9: get ri the people for the dumbast things.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Now you're referring to the report that Christian Wilkins one
- 32:21Speaker 1: of the things that upset the rate of locker room
- 32:23Speaker 1: was he kissed a player on the back of the head.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Suppose, right, that's.
- 32:28Speaker 9: The allegedly allegedly I mean.
- 32:31Speaker 2: So allegedly. Is he going to sue us?
- 32:32Speaker 3: I don't know. Maybe.
- 32:33Speaker 4: I mean there are there are videos of previous acts
- 32:36Speaker 4: those aren't alleged that we can see the guy's nuts.
- 32:39Speaker 1: Did he Did he do that when you were around
- 32:41Speaker 1: him and you say you played with him? Did he
- 32:43Speaker 1: have the guys sausage, the twigging berries?
- 32:46Speaker 9: Non e didn't be none of that.
- 32:48Speaker 2: I mean, because you are a team you were you
- 32:50Speaker 2: were his teammate.
- 32:51Speaker 9: Oh dude. One thing that he did was uh, what's
- 32:57Speaker 9: it called again? Just just being ext When I say
- 32:59Speaker 9: being that should just you know, when the situation is
- 33:02Speaker 9: just like it's had a it's at a six sometimes
- 33:05Speaker 9: you take it at the time. We just look at
- 33:07Speaker 9: him like, hey, if you wants such a lovable.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Guy, he's the guy that always you know, guy at
- 33:15Speaker 1: the bar that always wants to get into a fight,
- 33:17Speaker 1: that guy you know, overreacts to everything, ready to fight
- 33:20Speaker 1: fighting poster.
- 33:21Speaker 5: No, No, I wouldn't say overreact.
- 33:24Speaker 9: It's more of a sense of just like you know
- 33:26Speaker 9: how like the Chiefs would say, oh, you're forcing it,
- 33:30Speaker 9: you know what I'm saying, like, yeah, that, but it's
- 33:34Speaker 9: just a child.
- 33:38Speaker 2: Listen.
- 33:39Speaker 1: There's some chatter that the Patriots are interested, so maybe
- 33:41Speaker 1: you'll be going to your area and play for the Patriots.
- 33:43Speaker 1: A Verbel said, we're gonna investigate. We're gonna investigate Wilkins,
- 33:46Speaker 1: so maybe they'll bring him.
- 33:47Speaker 9: In to maybe maybe this is the plan all along, Like.
- 33:51Speaker 1: Ab oh, you think he tanked the Raiders to go
- 33:55Speaker 1: to the Patriots, that this was all part of an
- 33:57Speaker 1: evil cloak and dagger mission, that all it took was
- 34:01Speaker 1: a kiss and he could leave the Raiders. I like that,
- 34:05Speaker 1: all right, call me more. I gotta go stand, but
- 34:07Speaker 1: thank you. Let's go to hollering James. I need some
- 34:09Speaker 1: contestants or else We're not gonna play Mallers amount of money?
- 34:11Speaker 1: Where are my contestants? Why can't I get contestants? Eight
- 34:14Speaker 1: seven seven ninety nine on Fox. If you don't want
- 34:17Speaker 1: to play, we won't play the game. Otherwise, call right now,
- 34:20Speaker 1: eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. I'll just take calls.
- 34:22Speaker 2: I don't care. Hollowing James, what's going on? James Minnesota
- 34:25Speaker 2: hollering James finally a good caller.
- 34:34Speaker 4: He just literally just begging me to play Mallards amount
- 34:36Speaker 4: of money?
- 34:37Speaker 3: Oh?
- 34:37Speaker 1: He was, Oh, James, do you like to play malls
- 34:38Speaker 1: amount of money?
- 34:40Speaker 3: Hey, James, Tammy and Montana's here, James, James Tammy and
- 34:48Speaker 3: Montana wants to say allodia James.
- 34:53Speaker 2: Leslie delay. I said that by a He stops snorting.
- 35:00Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I do.
- 35:06Speaker 2: Hey, what's up Jay? Oh he heard someone in delay.
- 35:08Speaker 2: He woke up from the delay. That's great. From there,
- 35:16Speaker 2: we just have to wait for the delay to kick
- 35:18Speaker 2: in and then he hears himself. Yeah, tell me my Tame.
- 35:26Speaker 2: Oh you were.
- 35:29Speaker 1: Yeah, I know you were sleep you were you were sleeping.
- 35:32Speaker 1: She fell asleep, James, she was, she was here and
- 35:35Speaker 1: then you fell asleep.
- 35:37Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, I brew my opportunity I got for my
- 35:43Speaker 3: birthday box?
- 35:47Speaker 2: What is it nineteen nineteen eighty seven? Now with the
- 35:50Speaker 2: boom box? Is that what we're doing?
- 35:52Speaker 9: No, just gotta say, okay.
- 35:56Speaker 2: All right, you gotta go go back to bed. All right,
- 35:58Speaker 2: thank you.
- 35:59Speaker 1: I will pause for the calls. We're gonna have Malar's
- 36:02Speaker 1: Mountain of Money. We'll get to that, Mallorar's amount of money.
- 36:05Speaker 1: We'll get to it in its entirety. We'll do it next.
- 36:08Speaker 5: Be sure to catch live editions of the Ben Mallor
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- 36:14Speaker 2: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Malors Show.
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- 36:42Speaker 5: Now, Mailor's Mountain of Money? Do you have what it
- 36:47Speaker 5: takes to get to the top? Probably not.
- 36:51Speaker 2: Let's do it quickly.
- 36:52Speaker 1: Jacob in Delaware, who do you want to partner up with?
- 36:55Speaker 8: Jake?
- 36:55Speaker 2: If you got me? Or Coop? Who do you want? Ah,
- 36:58Speaker 2: you're a loser. And Jay in Cincinnati? Jay, who do
- 37:02Speaker 2: you want to partner up with?
- 37:03Speaker 3: Jay?
- 37:05Speaker 2: Okay, you ain't Loraina? Good?
- 37:08Speaker 4: You don't want to team up with Loraina?
- 37:10Speaker 5: I was practicing in the break.
- 37:13Speaker 2: It's bad.
- 37:14Speaker 1: It would be entertaining, but unfortunately I'm told you have
- 37:17Speaker 1: to play with me. We'd have you play with Eddie,
- 37:21Speaker 1: but the company whacked him, so he's not here.
- 37:22Speaker 2: All right, let's do it. Here we go. One of
- 37:26Speaker 2: the categories quick right.
- 37:27Speaker 4: This is the Lori Laughlin addition. She turned sixty one
- 37:29Speaker 4: years old today. The categories are the New Kids, Full House,
- 37:34Speaker 4: Hudson Street, and Critical Mass. Jacob, which category.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Do you want?
- 37:37Speaker 9: Full House?
- 37:38Speaker 2: Full House?
- 37:39Speaker 4: Alright? And Jay?
- 37:40Speaker 2: How about you hull out?
- 37:44Speaker 3: Or do I pick a different one?
- 37:45Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 37:45Speaker 4: Hudson Street Critical Mass? Are the new Kids?
- 37:49Speaker 8: Critical Mass?
- 37:50Speaker 2: All right?
- 37:51Speaker 1: Okay, go ahead, you're up well forty five seconds on
- 37:54Speaker 1: the clock. Coop, right, yeah, yes, forty five seconds. I
- 37:56Speaker 1: need the first and last name, Jacob. These athletes have
- 37:58Speaker 1: lots of children forty five seconds.
- 38:00Speaker 2: Let's begin.
- 38:01Speaker 4: Current wide receiver for the Dolphins. Yes, this guy was
- 38:06Speaker 4: the quarterback for the Rams when they won the.
- 38:07Speaker 2: Super Bowl in Saint Louis k Warner.
- 38:10Speaker 4: Yes, this guy was the running back for those teams. Yes,
- 38:15Speaker 4: this guy is the current head coach of Michigan basketball. Okay,
- 38:22Speaker 4: this guy was an MVP for the Angels. His son
- 38:25Speaker 4: is now in the Toronto Blue Jays. Yes, this guy
- 38:29Speaker 4: had like fourteen children. He couldn't even remember all their names.
- 38:32Speaker 4: He was a cornerback for the Jets.
- 38:36Speaker 2: Yes.
- 38:36Speaker 4: Uh, this guy has the NBA record for most assists
- 38:39Speaker 4: in a game. He was also a head coach. All right,
- 38:44Speaker 4: we're back.
- 38:45Speaker 1: No, all right, all right, you didn't get by the way,
- 38:48Speaker 1: Joant Howard no longer the coach of Michigan.
- 38:50Speaker 4: No, he's oh yes, and Scott Skyles all right, here
- 38:54Speaker 4: we go, Jay forty you picked their critical mass.
- 38:57Speaker 2: He's a big fatties Okay, people out of shape? Yes
- 39:00Speaker 2: you ready? Jay?
- 39:01Speaker 1: Yeah, first and last name, all right. I came to
- 39:03Speaker 1: the Lakers from the Mavericks in the trade this year, Luca. Yes,
- 39:10Speaker 1: the big diesel he's on tn T was with Kobe
- 39:13Speaker 1: with the Lakers. Yes, the Bambino for the Yankees. Yes,
- 39:19Speaker 1: he just got in the Hall of Fame African American
- 39:21Speaker 1: Picture for the Yankees. Played with the Cleveland Indians as well. Yes,
- 39:26Speaker 1: Fat quarterback for the Raiders out of ls. You threw
- 39:31Speaker 1: the ball really far. I didn't watch film. Yes, Fat
- 39:34Speaker 1: running back for the Green Bay Packers bowling ball guy
- 39:38Speaker 1: in the two thousands.
- 39:40Speaker 2: Last name is like a girl's name.
- 39:42Speaker 1: Okay, the panda for the Giants third baseman when they
- 39:47Speaker 1: were when they're winning the World Panda.
- 39:53Speaker 4: I said that Eddie Lacy was the running back that
- 39:57Speaker 4: he missed, and Pablo Sandoval the panda.
- 40:01Speaker 2: What's the score?
- 40:01Speaker 3: Sixty?
- 40:02Speaker 4: All right, so you're back up, Jay and Ben. Do
- 40:04Speaker 4: you want the New Kids or Hudson.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Street Jay Kids? All right?
- 40:11Speaker 1: Uh, these athletes all won Rookie of the Year. You
- 40:14Speaker 1: know what that award is? Jay, Yes, sir, Okay, let's
- 40:17Speaker 1: go forty five second of o'clock.
- 40:19Speaker 2: We're on our way.
- 40:20Speaker 9: Go.
- 40:21Speaker 1: Current running back for the New Orleans Saints right now.
- 40:24Speaker 1: He got in a bar fight in Vegas at a casino. Yes,
- 40:29Speaker 1: Philadelphia Philly Star got into it with with the commissioner
- 40:32Speaker 1: of Major League Baseball.
- 40:33Speaker 2: We talked about him.
- 40:36Speaker 1: Yes, he won a championship with the Celtics, but he
- 40:38Speaker 1: came over from the Oh no, that's what incorrect.
- 40:41Speaker 2: He's currently playing for the Rockets.
- 40:42Speaker 1: He starred with Golden State, played in Oklahoma City with
- 40:45Speaker 1: the Sonics. Star forward well catcher for the Giants when
- 40:51Speaker 1: they won the World Series all those years ago. Yes,
- 40:54Speaker 1: Japanese pitcher for the Dodgers in the nineties, started a
- 40:57Speaker 1: mania with the now well no different first name, a
- 41:02Speaker 1: white guy three point shooter for the Mia.
- 41:05Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it right, that's good, he got it.
- 41:07Speaker 2: All right, we'll give you a Dale Melmo. No, it counts. Yeah,
- 41:11Speaker 2: I don't know what you're talking about.
- 41:12Speaker 6: So he got three of them, right, he got Bryce Harper, Alvanning.
- 41:16Speaker 4: That's three seventy. All right, let's let's go Jacob. We've
- 41:18Speaker 4: got Hudson Street. These athletes were all born in New Jersey.
- 41:21Speaker 4: Are you ready? Let's begin? All right, he's in the
- 41:24Speaker 4: star for the Angels. He's like native to the playoffs.
- 41:26Speaker 2: Ones. Yes, this guy is a star on the Knicks.
- 41:29Speaker 4: Not Jalen Brunson, the other guy down. Yes, this guy
- 41:36Speaker 4: was a quarterback for the Ravens. He won a Super Bowl,
- 41:39Speaker 4: but he's not that good. No more recently. Yes, uh,
- 41:46Speaker 4: this guy's a running back for the Colts right now.
- 41:48Speaker 4: He was a bonkers Yes, this guy was forward for
- 41:53Speaker 4: the Warriors back in the day.
- 41:55Speaker 2: He shot a free throw underheaded? Is that enough? Did
- 42:01Speaker 2: I get it? Lorena?
- 42:02Speaker 7: I count it.
- 42:03Speaker 2: Lorena shoulwas keep me a score?
- 42:06Speaker 3: What are you doing?
- 42:08Speaker 2: Dot one job to keep score?
- 42:10Speaker 3: Lorena?
- 42:11Speaker 2: I count?
- 42:12Speaker 5: Then I win.
- 42:12Speaker 2: If she didn't keep scoring, I won. That's a win
- 42:15Speaker 2: for us.