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Speaker 1: Attack on Titan is a good series, but there's probably
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Speaker 1: a bunch of people here who are legs. Seems cool,
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Speaker 1: but I don't really want to watch the full thing,
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Speaker 1: So can you give me a rundown? And if you're
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Speaker 1: in that group, or if you're just here for funny
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Speaker 1: Titan timelines, then you've got the right place. Welcome to
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Speaker 1: with that out of the way, let's get into the video.
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Speaker 1: Time Immemorial. There was a worp. I think it's supposed
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Speaker 1: to be a hallucingenea. Well it's extinct now, but it's
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Speaker 1: basically the reason why all of this starts happening. They're
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Speaker 1: supposed to go extinct or something, but one of them
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Speaker 1: does survive. We name it. Does that make titans actually dinosaurs?
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Speaker 1: Prehistory about two thousand years ago, the world was mostly
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Speaker 1: peaceful except the Eldons, who were speed running Alexander the
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Speaker 1: Greats record. They go to every place they can find
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Speaker 1: and plant their flag down somewhere, which includes the backyard
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Speaker 1: of a girl named Demir ends up becoming a slave
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Speaker 1: and has her tongue cut out because that's just what
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Speaker 1: they did, is slaves back then she's forced to serve
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Speaker 1: the King of Eldia. However he sees fit, and he
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Speaker 1: sees fit to make her a pig farmer. She tends
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Speaker 1: to the pigs, but has an urge to let one out,
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Speaker 1: and she does just that. Well, the pig ends up dead,
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Speaker 1: and the king asks who did it, as if they
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Speaker 1: could even tell him he cut up their tongues. He
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Speaker 1: tells them to figure out how to tell him or
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Speaker 1: he'll take an eye too, so they just point straight
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Speaker 1: at a mer. And we're then supposed to feel bad
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Speaker 1: for her getting caught for doing something that she did. Normally,
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Speaker 1: I wouldn't feel too bad for her, except this place
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Speaker 1: is brutal. These people are brutal, and sadly, her punishment
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Speaker 1: will also be brutal. They decide to play fox hunt,
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Speaker 1: but instead of hunting foxes, they're hunting little girls who
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Speaker 1: let pigs out of their pens, and so Emir begins
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Speaker 1: to run, and as she's shot at by bows, she
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Speaker 1: notices a big tree, one that stands taller than any other,
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Speaker 1: and thinks how unsuspecting and decides to hide in it.
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Speaker 1: As she hides, though, she slips and falls to an
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Speaker 1: underground well of water, where there just so happens to
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Speaker 1: be an ancient worm that sees her and decides to
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Speaker 1: play venom, attaching itself to her. It then turns her
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Speaker 1: into a massive titan with no face and apparently scares
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Speaker 1: off all the hunters. Now that she's the most powerful
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Speaker 1: being in the world free from slavery, she has to
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Speaker 1: make her decision on how to spend the rest of
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Speaker 1: her new life. She decides to go back to slavery
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Speaker 1: like Bruh. Anyway, the King, impressed by her power, decides
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Speaker 1: to let her come back and work for him, and
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Speaker 1: in return, he'll use her to build houses, roads, and
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Speaker 1: do all manner of agricultural good for the kingdom. Also,
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Speaker 1: he uses her to kill everyone too. She does such
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Speaker 1: a good job, he decides to reward her by forcing
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Speaker 1: her into marriage and then forcing her to give birth
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Speaker 1: the three children. It's like a reward and she loves it.
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Speaker 1: Whatever floats your boat found her well About thirteen years past,
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Speaker 1: and the king is watching his soldiers come back, and
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Speaker 1: suddenly one of the soldiers decides to attempt to assassinate him,
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Speaker 1: Emir jumps in front of him and takes the spear
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Speaker 1: and hits the ground. He looks down at her and says,
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Speaker 1: 'tis but a scratch. Walk it off and she dies,
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Speaker 1: though on purpose because for someone who is so happy,
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Speaker 1: she was actually very sad. The king then decides that
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Speaker 1: he can't let that power go, so he makes her
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Speaker 1: into a manwitch sandwich and makes his daughters eat their
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Speaker 1: mom to gain her powers, which they do. That's how
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Speaker 1: the other eight Titans are born. Also, the daughter's names
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Speaker 1: are Shena, Rose, and Maria. That's important, so remember it
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Speaker 1: for later. Emir's spirit ends up in the Paths, where
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Speaker 1: she then has to build Titan bodies forever out of sand,
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Speaker 1: using nothing but a bucket of water in a desert
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Speaker 1: where there is no water. Somehow she makes it work, though,
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Speaker 1: and even manages to go full Michelangelo on it and
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Speaker 1: make some pretty awesome stuff. I can only imagine what
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Speaker 1: the Titans would look like if she actually sucked at sculpting.
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Speaker 1: Also imagine this, every time Aaron turns into the attack titan,
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Speaker 1: Amir has to sculpt the thing for three years, and
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Speaker 1: don't try to guess how long it would take to
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Speaker 1: sculpt the colossal. Also, there's now a curse on every
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Speaker 1: person who bears one of the nine original Titans. They
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Speaker 1: die in thirteen years. Well, this happens time and again,
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Speaker 1: and eventually these subsequent kings all believe that the only
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Speaker 1: one that really matters is the Founder, and they begin
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Speaker 1: to spread the other eight to loyal families that will
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Speaker 1: soon be not so loyal you loyal? Nope. Also, the
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Speaker 1: Ackerman clan comes into existence. They're immune to conventional Titan
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Speaker 1: power despite being subjects of Amir. Twelve hundred and sixteen
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Speaker 1: years before the fall of Wall Maria, Elda wages war
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Speaker 1: against Marley with their Titans and commit massive atrocities. This
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Speaker 1: results in the fall of Logo and the devastation of Manta.
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Speaker 1: A lot of people died, and that's why Marley hates Eldia.
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Speaker 1: Oh wait, that was all propaganda that never happened. Just
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Speaker 1: strike that from the timeline. Eldia is hated by Marley
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Speaker 1: without good reason history approximately six hundred and five to
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Speaker 1: one years before the fall of Wall Maria. There's too
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Speaker 1: many years to list them all, so just cope. Anyway.
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Speaker 1: A super epidemic takes over the world, and while everyone
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Speaker 1: is dying, the eld And King says, no, Banks, we
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Speaker 1: don't want me of that, and just uses the Founding
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Speaker 1: Titan to make his subjects immune to the Black plague.
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Speaker 1: After this, though, He's Ado, which is basically like Titan Japan,
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Speaker 1: decides stoop of friend Eldia, but eventually another king is
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Speaker 1: born to the Eldians. His name is Karl, and he's kind.
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Speaker 1: He decides that murder and genocide are whack and decides
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Speaker 1: that he wants to stage another war just so he
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Speaker 1: can retire in peace, let the world have autonomy, and
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Speaker 1: wait for the world to judge his people and kill
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Speaker 1: them all. Okay, I said he was kind, I never
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Speaker 1: said he was smart. I mean he could have just
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Speaker 1: gave people autonomy anyway, white stage of war and just
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Speaker 1: leave half of your people behind to be persecuted. Frankly,
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Speaker 1: the entire series could have been undone by Carl if
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Speaker 1: he just tried hard enough. But he decided to walk
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Speaker 1: the way of the candy ass and just let the
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Speaker 1: world suffer anyway. He has the Tiber family stage a
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Speaker 1: Titan war where they will quote unquote slay the Founding Titan,
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Speaker 1: as if such a thing is possible by any other
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Speaker 1: Titan unless permitted by the founder. People just weren't smart
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Speaker 1: back Then there's a massive war and Marley claims its
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Speaker 1: independence and begins persecuting the subject of Amir left behind.
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Speaker 1: Despite this, Marley launches more wars to expand territory, basically
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Speaker 1: making Carl's whole plan useless as all it did was
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Speaker 1: cause more war. But anyway, he goes to upside on
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Speaker 1: Madagascar and sets up a kingdom he calls Paradise. The
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Speaker 1: ever pacifistic Carl then utilizes his founding Titan to turn
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Speaker 1: tens of millions of innocent Eldians into colossal titans, codes
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Speaker 1: him in stucco and turns them into a big old wall.
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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he cared about people's lives. Also, this probably
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Speaker 1: took a mer something close to seven hundred and fifty
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Speaker 1: years in her own little space time continuum to make
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Speaker 1: that many Titans. But anyway, because Carl the ever boneheaded,
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Speaker 1: literally the herosen of attack on Titan, abandon his position
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Speaker 1: and just set the world on fire because of peace,
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Speaker 1: He's that who's name is forever tarnished. The people left
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Speaker 1: behind are put in internment zones and treated like trash
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Speaker 1: just because they were born as subjects of a mirror,
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Speaker 1: and Carl decides to erase the memories of all Eldons
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Speaker 1: so they forget that the world exists beyond the walls
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Speaker 1: he's made. He also makes a vow renouncing war to
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Speaker 1: stop the Founder from being used for evil, but all
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Speaker 1: it really does is make it harder to use. Not
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Speaker 1: to mention that Zeke later unrenounces war because apparently the
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Speaker 1: rules can be changed, meaning this vow renouncing war was
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Speaker 1: even more meaningless. The Akerman clan and the Asian people
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Speaker 1: who were living in the walls still remember, though, because
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Speaker 1: the Founder only affects subjects of Amir who aren't Akerman,
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Speaker 1: the Asians all die off, though for some reason. The
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Speaker 1: Akermen are all loyal to the King, but when the
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Speaker 1: King starts getting scared of them, he decides to order
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Speaker 1: sixty six them all save a couple who spawned the
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Speaker 1: characters Kenny Kassa and Levi fangirl favorite Akerman. Years pass
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Speaker 1: and some of our heroes end up being born. One
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Speaker 1: of these is Erwin Smith, who forever I will hear
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Speaker 1: the voice of Jataro Kujo from well his father tells
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Speaker 1: him that the history books don't add up and somehow
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Speaker 1: jumps to the conclusion that the whole world's memory was altered. Erwin,
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Speaker 1: being the loudmouth brad, he was told all his friends,
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Speaker 1: who told their parents, who told the government, and the
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Speaker 1: government was like, h no, we gotta find you for
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Speaker 1: that and charges him his whole life. Elsewhere, a little
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Speaker 1: girl is born without a name, is basically street trash
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Speaker 1: and ends up becoming the head of a cult somehow
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Speaker 1: who worships her like she or the founding Titan a mirror.
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Speaker 1: The FBI bust down the doors, though, and he cult
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Speaker 1: blame's little girl, now named Amir and so Marley An
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Speaker 1: FBI believes that the best course of action is capital punishment.
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Speaker 1: They take the girl to Paradise and inject her with
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Speaker 1: the Titan fluid that turns her into a peer Titan
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Speaker 1: and let her go run free in a hell of state.
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Speaker 1: Grisha Yeager and his little sister are then born into
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Speaker 1: the world. Starr eyed and very curious. They forget that
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Speaker 1: they live on the most racist country in the world
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Speaker 1: and decide to go look at the blimps, only to
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Speaker 1: get beat up, assaulted, and fed to dogs. Well Graycia
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Speaker 1: doesn't get fed to dogs, but his little sister does.
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Speaker 1: And what is a boy to do when that happens
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Speaker 1: Start an underground resistance group. Of course. He then happens
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Speaker 1: to marry a woman who is somehow related to King Karl.
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Speaker 1: I guess the king left his own children behind, another
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Speaker 1: mark on his record. They then have a baby and
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Speaker 1: name him Zeke. They want him to gain the powers
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Speaker 1: of a Titan so he can take over Marley, but
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Speaker 1: he decides it's too risky and doesn't want to do it.
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Speaker 1: They pressure this little eight year old into becoming a
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Speaker 1: weapon of mass destruction, and he for reaks out, telling
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Speaker 1: the only adult who he thinks can love him. That adult,
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Speaker 1: mister Sarver, tells Zeke to turn his parents into the FBI. Well,
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Speaker 1: he does just that. Mister Sarver then tells Zeke that
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Speaker 1: he wants to get the founding Titan to spay and
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Speaker 1: neuter the entire eld In race because he had to
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Speaker 1: watch his own wife and child commits self oof because
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Speaker 1: they didn't know he was eldi In. I'm telling you,
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Speaker 1: the racism in this world is brutal. Zeke is like,
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Speaker 1: all right, and sets it as his whole life goal,
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Speaker 1: especially as he has to eat mister Casarver. On Paradise, though,
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Speaker 1: Grisha and his wife are going to be executed or
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Speaker 1: you know, turned into pure Titans, which the series says
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Speaker 1: is basically the same thing. Grisha tries to save his
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Speaker 1: wife's life by telling everyone that she's a royal, but
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Speaker 1: the Owl, who is an Eldi and restorationist who is
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Speaker 1: deep undercover in the Marlan Army, shuts him up and
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Speaker 1: lets her get turned into a Titan. The Owl then
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Speaker 1: turns into the attack Titan, one of the Nine, and
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Speaker 1: kills everyone on the wharf save Grisha. My question is
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Speaker 1: why he didn't do that before they killed Grisha's wife.
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Speaker 1: I don't know. But the Owl makes Grisha eat him
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Speaker 1: after telling him that he needs to reclaim the founding Titan,
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Speaker 1: and then sends him to live in the Walls. Grisha
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Speaker 1: sort of loses his memory for a time, but it
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Speaker 1: all comes back eventually after he becomes a doctor in Paradise.
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Speaker 1: He ends up me a waitress at a pub and
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Speaker 1: marries her right out from under a garrison guard who
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Speaker 1: is like no harm, no foul and practically saves everyone
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Speaker 1: in the Walls when he discovers the cure to a
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Speaker 1: disease that's killing everyone because at this point, the Founding
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Speaker 1: Titan can't even cure disease it's so nerved by Karl.
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Speaker 1: At around this time, Levi Ackerman is born. He's malnourished
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Speaker 1: because he's basically a street rat who is born to
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Speaker 1: a mother who died of an std. His uncle Kenny,
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Speaker 1: takes him under his wing and teaches him all the
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Speaker 1: good stuff before abandoning him to the criminal underworld. Kenny,
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Speaker 1: seeing the persecution of the Akerman clan, decides to go
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Speaker 1: full saske and kill all of the military police and
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Speaker 1: the king until the king pulls him in a cult.
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Speaker 1: After this, Kenny wants to become the head of the
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Speaker 1: cult so it can be all love piece and chicken
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Speaker 1: grease because apparently his life sucks. Aaron and Mikasa are born,
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Speaker 1: as is Arman, their best friend. At around this time,
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Speaker 1: Greshia discovers the place where the Rhese family, the true
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Speaker 1: royal family of Paradise, are hiding, but gets cold feet,
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Speaker 1: cold legs, and cold everything. Deciding that the Founding Titan
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Speaker 1: isn't that important anymore, he then returns home. He lives
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Speaker 1: with his family for a while, and then goes to
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Speaker 1: make a house call to see a woman who is Asian,
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Speaker 1: her husband who is an Ackerman, and their daughter, who
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Speaker 1: is the most rare type of person in all of Paradise,
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Speaker 1: but apparently a bunch of other people know she's rare
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Speaker 1: because a group of kidnappers come through. Kill the husband,
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Speaker 1: kill the wife, and kidnap Mikasa to selling to slavery.
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Speaker 1: Aaron Yeager, the little fire starter he is, grabs a knife,
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Speaker 1: finds the little shack where they're hiding, and pretends to
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Speaker 1: be a lost child before shiving at least two of
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Speaker 1: us slavers, and Mikassa decides to go super Saiyan and
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Speaker 1: kills the last one herself. After this, Mikasa basically starts
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Speaker 1: simping for erin nothing shouts I love you like a
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Speaker 1: brutal killing. At around this time, Erwin Smith, the newest
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Speaker 1: captain of the Survey Corps, recruits Levi to his cause,
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Speaker 1: and Zeke realizes that apparently he can control pure titans.
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Speaker 1: Pogger's Story eight hundred and forty five to whenever the
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Speaker 1: end is supposed to be. After the Warrior Unit aka
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Speaker 1: the Eldans we trust enough to use. The nine Titan
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Speaker 1: squad is selected. They're given the special mission of going
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Speaker 1: and getting the founding Titan. Despite the fact that Karl
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Speaker 1: made an empty threat saying that he would destroy the
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Speaker 1: world with a rumbling if anyone dare attack them. Well,
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Speaker 1: Marlee doesn't seem to believe it'll happen. Owen for those
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Speaker 1: who don't know. A rumbling is when the found Titan
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Speaker 1: calls upon thousands to millions of colossal Titans to overrun
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Speaker 1: the entire world and kill everyone anyway. Anny Leyonheart the
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Speaker 1: female Titan, Barthold Hoover the colossal Titan, Reyner Bron the
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Speaker 1: Armored Titan, and Marcel Galliard the jaw Titan get to
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Speaker 1: go to Paradise, and on day one, Marcel gets eaten
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Speaker 1: and his Titans stolen by a pure Titan who runs
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Speaker 1: away with it. Also, the pure Titan was the little
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Speaker 1: cult girl Amir, and because she ate a Titan shifter,
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Speaker 1: she can now return to her human form. Everyone blames
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Speaker 1: Hiner and says that they want to go home, but
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Speaker 1: Rynder display is one of his thousand mental breakdowns and
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Speaker 1: somehow pulls the team together. They make it to the Wall,
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Speaker 1: and they have Berthold smash it in, which kills a
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Speaker 1: lot of people, crushes the home of the Jaggers, and
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Speaker 1: lets in Titans. Those Titans start eating everyone yummy. One
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Speaker 1: particular Titan, a smiling one, eats Erin's mom. What's funny
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Speaker 1: is that this smiling Titan is Grisha's first wife, the
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Speaker 1: Royal so Greysha's first wife eats his second wife the
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Speaker 1: entire time this scene is playing, I can't help but
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Speaker 1: sing Heartbreaker by Pat Benattar. I must show you what
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Speaker 1: you get home Well. Aaron swears eternal vengeance against the
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Speaker 1: Titans and ends up joining the survey corps with Mikasa
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Speaker 1: an Arman and get this, the Titans that broke down
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Speaker 1: Wall Maria. Elsewhere, Grisha confronts the Rice family and tells
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Speaker 1: them to stop the Titans in Schaganchina, his hometown, and
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Speaker 1: they're like no, So he decides, after a little pep
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Speaker 1: talk from future Erin, to kill everyone and take the
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Speaker 1: Titan for himself, not that he can do anything that's okay.
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Speaker 1: He then finds Erin and takes his son into the
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Speaker 1: forest at night, injects him with Titan's spinal fluid, and
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Speaker 1: then lets Erin eat him, transferring both attack and founder
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Speaker 1: to his son. Erin then becomes the cool kid in
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Speaker 1: the Cadet Corps because he got to see a titan,
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Speaker 1: and Aaron mentioned seeing the colossal and armored titans up
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Speaker 1: close yep Ryner had taken a long sip of that coffee.
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Speaker 1: After passing their tests, they're told they all did well
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Speaker 1: enough to join the Military Police, but only Annie joins it.
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Speaker 1: The point of coming to the island was to join
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Speaker 1: the military Police to get close to the king, but
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Speaker 1: for some reason, Reiner and Bertolt decide to join the
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Speaker 1: survey Corps, so basically Annie is all alone now. Aaron
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Speaker 1: and the others are asent in Trust, where suddenly the
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Speaker 1: colossal titan appears. Oo, what a guest, don't do it
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Speaker 1: to me? I beg you no. It kicks the wall
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Speaker 1: and it tries to do the same thing in Trust
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Speaker 1: as it did in Shiganshina, but this time Aaron is
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Speaker 1: a titan, so he decides to use a rock to
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Speaker 1: close the hole, and Reiner and bartold her, like, we
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Speaker 1: could attack him now and not let him destroy our plans,
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Speaker 1: or you know, we could not. They decide not to,
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Speaker 1: but they do kill Marco because he heard them talking
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Speaker 1: to themselves. Poor Marco. Aaron goes on to get arrested
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Speaker 1: for being a Titan, but they decide that he could
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Speaker 1: be useful and give him to Levi, who adds him
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Speaker 1: to his whole squad. They experiment with him and even
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Speaker 1: introduce him to fellow Titans Sonny and Bean, though they're
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Speaker 1: just pure Titans. Also, Annie kills these Titans for absolutely
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Speaker 1: no reason, and later it bites her in the rear.
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Speaker 1: They decide to go back to Shanganshina because Aaron has
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Speaker 1: a key that he doesn't know where it came from.
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Speaker 1: He assumes it will lead to the answer as to
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Speaker 1: why he has Titan powers, and he is right, but
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Speaker 1: the issue is getting there. They decide to ride to Shaganchina,
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Speaker 1: but they're intercepted by the female Titan, who tries to
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Speaker 1: take Erin away, but is stopped in Mikasa and Levi
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Speaker 1: show up. It's then that they begin to believe that
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Speaker 1: the other odd Titans, the female, the Armored, and the Colossal,
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Speaker 1: might be intelligent humans like Erin, if you can call
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Speaker 1: that intelligent. They return to Wall Rows in shame, and
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Speaker 1: Erin cries a lot but because Arman is such a
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Speaker 1: smart guy, they deduce that any Leyonheart is the female
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Speaker 1: Titan and decide to trap her by leading her to
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Speaker 1: a populated town in while Shehina called the stow Has District,
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Speaker 1: where they proceed to attack her and get a bunch
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Speaker 1: of people killed all the while Erwin is like people
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Speaker 1: are collateral damage. Erin, after a mental block, finally turns
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Speaker 1: into the attack Titan and goes full smooth criminal un
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Speaker 1: any ending up trapping her in a crystalline structure. She,
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Speaker 1: being absolutely no help at all, gets locked up until
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Speaker 1: the crystal can be broken. Don't expect that to happen
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Speaker 1: anytime soon, though, However. Her attempt to escape reveals to
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Speaker 1: the characters that the wall is made of Titans. After this,
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Speaker 1: Zeke Yeger the Beast Titan and Piek Finger the cart
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Speaker 1: Titan appear on Paradise and proceed to start poking around
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Speaker 1: and wall rose. A guy named Mike sends an envoy
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Speaker 1: to tell others, but Mike gets eaten as Zeke tries
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Speaker 1: to understand what ODM gear is. After that, he goes
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Speaker 1: to Ragako Village and proceeds to turn everyone there into
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Speaker 1: pure Titans. As word gets out. The main characters are
16:13
Speaker 1: sent to help Warren surrounding settlements about the Titans, and
16:16
Speaker 1: as night falls, they decide to check the wall for
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Speaker 1: breeches but find none. They decide to stay at Utgard Castle,
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Speaker 1: where they proceed to play tower defense against Titans as
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Speaker 1: the Beast Titan just sort of plays big Foot in
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Speaker 1: the background, getting cited before immediately leaving the scene. Emir,
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Speaker 1: who was a member of the Survey Corps, decides to
16:31
Speaker 1: reveal her secret Titan powers to defend everyone and almost
16:34
Speaker 1: gets dead until Aaron and the rest of the group
16:36
Speaker 1: show up to kick button save everyone's rears because of
16:38
Speaker 1: the promise she made to her friend, though Christa Lenz,
16:41
Speaker 1: a character we haven't talked about yet, reveals that she
16:44
Speaker 1: is indeed the estranged Princess of the Walls. As they
16:47
Speaker 1: get back to the Walls, they wonder who these Titan
16:49
Speaker 1: shifters might be, and Ryner and Bertolt are like, Oh,
16:51
Speaker 1: that's us fool hit, didn't we are. They try to
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Speaker 1: kidnap Arin but get chased down by the Survey corps.
16:57
Speaker 1: Erwin Smith leads a bunch of Titans toward the warriors
16:59
Speaker 1: and loses an arm in the process. This gives Erit
17:02
Speaker 1: enough time to escape. As they escape, Yiner begins throwing everything,
17:05
Speaker 1: including the kitchen sink, at the survey corps, including Titans.
17:08
Speaker 1: It's at around this time that Erin actually learns that
17:11
Speaker 1: he has the founding Titan when he commands Titans to
17:14
Speaker 1: attack Reiner and Vertoldt. They manage to make it back
17:16
Speaker 1: to the Walls, and it's revealed that Titans are actually
17:18
Speaker 1: humans who have been transformed. Not long after this, the
17:21
Speaker 1: heroes are hunted by the government for knowing too much
17:23
Speaker 1: about Titans. So you know what they do what any
17:26
Speaker 1: sensible person would do. Start a revolution that destroys a
17:29
Speaker 1: monarchy and replaces it with a totalitarian military regime that
17:33
Speaker 1: then transforms into another monarchy. They discover that Rod Reese
17:37
Speaker 1: is the true King of the Walls. He uses Kenny
17:39
Speaker 1: Ackerman to kidnap Historia, Reese, and Aaron Yager, but when
17:42
Speaker 1: he does, he gets betrayed by Kenny, who wants the
17:44
Speaker 1: Founder to himself, so he gives Erin a fighting chance.
17:47
Speaker 1: Historia then refuses to take the Founder, so Rod licks
17:50
Speaker 1: up the broken spinal fluid and tastes the rainbow. He
17:53
Speaker 1: turns into a massive Titan, but uh oh, he no
17:56
Speaker 1: longer cares about Erin and just goes in, swarming his
17:59
Speaker 1: way along the ground searching for the biggest group of
18:01
Speaker 1: people to eat. He heads for the Orwood District and
18:04
Speaker 1: in the meantime gets Kenny mortally wounded. Kenny prepares to
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Speaker 1: turn himself into a Titan to save his life, but
18:08
Speaker 1: then remembers the Ackermans can't turn into Titans, so he
18:11
Speaker 1: gifts it to Levi, who then holds onto it for
18:13
Speaker 1: a rainy day, foreshadowing Aaron and friends beat robbed the
18:17
Speaker 1: Orwood District and load up a bunch of barrels of
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Speaker 1: gunpowder before throwing it into the mouth of the Titan,
18:21
Speaker 1: blowing it apart big Bertha style. Historia then finds the
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Speaker 1: nape as it's falling and destroys it because apparently she
18:27
Speaker 1: can only be Queen of the Walls if she kills
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Speaker 1: her predecessor. After this, they begin killing off the Titans inside,
18:32
Speaker 1: while Maria and head for Shaganhina again, where Zeke, Perholt
18:35
Speaker 1: and Reiner are waiting. When they get there, they don't
18:37
Speaker 1: see any of the three Titans, but suddenly as they
18:40
Speaker 1: enter Shaganhina, they find that their only way out is
18:42
Speaker 1: surrounded by the Beast Titan and pure Titans. Then in
18:45
Speaker 1: the walls literally the Armored Titan appears, and later on
18:49
Speaker 1: Zeke decides to play conky dog and throws a barrel
18:51
Speaker 1: that has barthold in it, who transforms at the mushroom
18:54
Speaker 1: cloud of a nuke. That's gotta be the coolest and
18:56
Speaker 1: scariest Titan of them all save the Founder, of course,
19:00
Speaker 1: So Aaron and Reiner box Mikassa makes Ryner swallow a
19:02
Speaker 1: Tomahawk missile, Bertholt microwaves arm into perfection. All well, Levi
19:06
Speaker 1: decides to go shave a monkey. Also, Erwin Smith Bonzid
19:09
Speaker 1: toward ze with a bunch of people, and they all died.
19:12
Speaker 1: In the end, the warriors lost and everyone escapes except Bertholdt,
19:15
Speaker 1: who gets fed to Armand to save Armand's life, turning
19:17
Speaker 1: Arman into the new colossal Titan. And let's not forget
19:21
Speaker 1: Hanji Zoe, a friend of Levi, is named the next
19:23
Speaker 1: captain of the Survey Corps. They then get a Star
19:26
Speaker 1: Wars style awards ceremony where they each get a cool
19:28
Speaker 1: new Bolo tie. Erin makes the mistake of kissing his
19:31
Speaker 1: story Eraese's hand and then sees the future of him
19:33
Speaker 1: killing everyone. It messes him up so bad that for
19:36
Speaker 1: some reason he decides to kill everyone well. Aaron goes
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Speaker 1: to the beach with his friends after they kill all
19:42
Speaker 1: the Titans, and Aaron creepily points across the sea and says,
19:44
Speaker 1: if we kill all our enemies over there, will we
19:47
Speaker 1: finally be free. Armand and Mikasa are like, bro, we
19:50
Speaker 1: just want to spend the day at the beach. So
19:52
Speaker 1: after this they decide to camp out of the beach
19:54
Speaker 1: until the Marleians come to take a look. Aaron grabs
19:56
Speaker 1: the boat though, and brings it to shore, where Marleon
19:58
Speaker 1: traders appear and kill the captain. Jelena is her name,
20:01
Speaker 1: and she has others with her. They were sent by Zeke,
20:03
Speaker 1: who secretly wants to join Paradise. I'm sure there are
20:06
Speaker 1: no bad intentions whatsoever. These soldiers are accepted into Paradise anyway.
20:10
Speaker 1: The Ozumobito clan of Titan Japan show up to befriend
20:13
Speaker 1: Paradise as well, though the partnership falls through and Historia
20:15
Speaker 1: learns that all they really want is to have oil,
20:17
Speaker 1: gas and mineral rights of the island, all the while
20:19
Speaker 1: a war is being waged by the rest of the world,
20:22
Speaker 1: the reason being that a bunch of people with muskets
20:24
Speaker 1: kicked Marley's butt and now the whole world thinks they can,
20:26
Speaker 1: and Marley decides to show them why that was just
20:29
Speaker 1: a fluke. Marlee stomps a hole in the Mideast Alliance
20:32
Speaker 1: along with the help of the Titans. During this time,
20:34
Speaker 1: Erin sneaks into Marley, where he plans to meet Zeke
20:37
Speaker 1: for the first time. Erin decides that he's going to
20:39
Speaker 1: take Zeke home with him, but not before humiliating Marley
20:41
Speaker 1: Moore by attacking basically the only place that's safe for
20:44
Speaker 1: his race to live. He eats the warhammer and basically
20:47
Speaker 1: destroys the military k mite of Marlee, all while armin
20:50
Speaker 1: Nuke's the harbor where most of their battleships were sitting.
20:53
Speaker 1: Erin is intent to prove to the world that Paradise's
20:55
Speaker 1: victory indeed was not a fluke. Erin and Zeke make
20:58
Speaker 1: it back to Paradise, but Erin is arrest for disobeying
21:00
Speaker 1: orders and has made fun of for talking to himself.
21:03
Speaker 1: Zeke is kept in the forest where he drinks coffee
21:05
Speaker 1: and reads a book for the emptienth time. But it
21:06
Speaker 1: turns out that there's treason cooking, and by treason cooking,
21:10
Speaker 1: I mean Nicolo, the Marleon cook that they took in
21:12
Speaker 1: from when Aaron captured the boat, has spiked the wine
21:14
Speaker 1: he's serving everyone with Zeke's final fluid. Zeke starts screaming
21:18
Speaker 1: like a maniac, and then everyone starts turning into titans.
21:20
Speaker 1: That doesn't stop Levi from killing them all single handedly
21:23
Speaker 1: and then capturing Zeke again. He attaches explosives to Zeke
21:26
Speaker 1: and tells him not to move, but Zeke moves by
21:27
Speaker 1: accident and blows everyone up. Levi loses an eye and
21:30
Speaker 1: a couple fingers, while Zeke loses almost everything. He then
21:33
Speaker 1: meets a mer who sculpts for him a new lower body,
21:36
Speaker 1: one that he then never covers again for the duration
21:38
Speaker 1: of the series. Like for real, it's like Zeke is
21:41
Speaker 1: looking for a reason to go into battle nude. Anyway,
21:43
Speaker 1: they made it to Shigachuina, where Aaron has decided to
21:45
Speaker 1: take over. Having been let out of prison, he is
21:47
Speaker 1: now the de facto leader of Paradise. That's when Marleon
21:50
Speaker 1: airships show up to say okay, Paradise had two flukes.
21:54
Speaker 1: Aaron is told to retreat, but he says, nah, I'm
21:56
Speaker 1: gonna give Paradise a third fluke. As all the remaining
21:59
Speaker 1: warriors appear, they try to attack Shaganchina and take Erin,
22:02
Speaker 1: but then Zeke shows up and fakes his death so
22:04
Speaker 1: that Aaron can get to him. Erin makes a run
22:06
Speaker 1: for it, but then Gabby, a character we've not yet
22:08
Speaker 1: talked about, but in short is Ryder's niece three sixty no,
22:11
Speaker 1: scopes him and decapitates him, only for Zeke's baseball obsession
22:15
Speaker 1: to finally come into play when he catches his brother's
22:17
Speaker 1: head and starts the rumbling. Zeke tells Erin to now
22:20
Speaker 1: castraight every ld and ever, only for Aaron to be like, nah,
22:23
Speaker 1: I don't really feel like it, and Zeke says you
22:25
Speaker 1: better feel like it and takes him down memory Lane
22:28
Speaker 1: to show him why his father was wrong and why
22:30
Speaker 1: Zeke is right. Erin actually proves that he's been controlling
22:33
Speaker 1: his father all along, as well as many of the
22:35
Speaker 1: other bearers of the Attack Titan, all to bring him
22:37
Speaker 1: to this moment. He then betrays Zeke again and turns
22:40
Speaker 1: into the founding Titan and decides to take the world
22:42
Speaker 1: out slowly. Mikasa, Arman, and the remaining warriors from Marley
22:45
Speaker 1: decide to tag team on Aaron and search for him
22:47
Speaker 1: to try and convince him to stop being evil. They
22:49
Speaker 1: go to a port to try and take an airplane,
22:50
Speaker 1: but it has bullet holes and no gas, so they
22:52
Speaker 1: take it to another place to fix it up. While
22:54
Speaker 1: they do so, colossal titans appear and try to kill everyone.
22:57
Speaker 1: Honji Zoey passes the title of Captain of the survey
23:00
Speaker 1: to Armin and decides to go have her moment. She
23:03
Speaker 1: literally dies in a blaze of glory. The plane escapes, though,
23:06
Speaker 1: and as they talk about how they will convince Erin
23:08
Speaker 1: to stop killing everyone, Aeron calls them up on the
23:11
Speaker 1: Titan phone and tells them Nope, you gotta kill me.
23:13
Speaker 1: And they're like, but how you can just decide to
23:16
Speaker 1: win at any time. Aaron's like, yeah, but I won't
23:18
Speaker 1: do that because then the story wouldn't be that interesting.
23:20
Speaker 1: You dig And they're like okay, So they skydive onto
23:23
Speaker 1: Aaron's back and begin fighting titans and stuff. As it
23:25
Speaker 1: turns out, Aaron can spawn out past Titan shifters on
23:28
Speaker 1: his back, including his own father and Bertholt. However, when
23:31
Speaker 1: Armand gets kind of dead, he talks to them as
23:33
Speaker 1: well as to Zeke and convinces them not to help Erin,
23:36
Speaker 1: and they decide not to. Some of the dead Titans
23:38
Speaker 1: on Aaron's back turn against him, and Zeke pops his
23:40
Speaker 1: head out, and Levi gets to play decapitate a mole
23:42
Speaker 1: and kills him, causing the rumbling to stop. They then
23:45
Speaker 1: blow Erin's head off and Armand destroys the rest of
23:47
Speaker 1: the founding Titan's body. Yay happy ending wrong. The worm
23:52
Speaker 1: in his neck decides to keep on fighting and turns
23:54
Speaker 1: other Eldians into pure Titans to help it win, and
23:57
Speaker 1: Aaron shows up as a colossal Titan have a one
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Speaker 1: v one with Arman. Arman knocks out Erin's front tooth,
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Speaker 1: and by the power of plot armor, Mikasa discovers that
24:05
Speaker 1: this is where his head is. She goes in, decapitates
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Speaker 1: the love of her life, and then buries him under
24:09
Speaker 1: the tree in Shaganshina. Technically, the series then dictates that
24:12
Speaker 1: this starts an endless time loop and that the moment
24:15
Speaker 1: Aaron dies, he wakes up again, But really, I guess
24:17
Speaker 1: that's just a theory. But what the series does say
24:20
Speaker 1: happens after this is that everyone becomes ambassadors to Paradise,
24:22
Speaker 1: where they try to convince Paradise not to hold any
24:24
Speaker 1: more grudges against the world, and they're like, nope, we
24:27
Speaker 1: hate them forever. So the world kind of rebuilds and
24:30
Speaker 1: then starts another world war that destroys everything except for
24:32
Speaker 1: the tree where Erin's head is buried. But now that
24:35
Speaker 1: tree is the same type of tree that you mere
24:36
Speaker 1: found and wouldn't you know it, a little child and
24:39
Speaker 1: their dog find that tree and stumble inside. That dog
24:43
Speaker 1: is gonna make a wonderful founding Titan. And that's basically
24:46
Speaker 1: the entire history of Attack on Titan based on my
24:49
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