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- 0:04Speaker 1: Welcome back to artists on artists on artists on artists. Boo,
- 0:07Speaker 1: did I scare you? Well? Maybe not, but these people might.
- 0:11Speaker 1: We're talking to theater ghosts.
- 0:13Speaker 2: Theaters have a long history of being potentially haunted by ghosts,
- 0:19Speaker 2: because in a medium so related to the human condition,
- 0:23Speaker 2: why wouldn't a ghosts want to hang out at the
- 0:26Speaker 2: place where there's a light dedicated specifically for them.
- 0:30Speaker 3: Theater ghosts are a legend, they're lore, but they're also
- 0:34Speaker 3: deeply real and an integral part of Hollywood. So we
- 0:38Speaker 3: sat down with four of them today.
- 0:40Speaker 4: So get your AirPods in, turn the ghost light on,
- 0:43Speaker 4: and listen in.
- 0:47Speaker 5: Oh we all meto.
- 0:53Speaker 6: Rain, Yes, I've seen this many ghosts in a room
- 0:59Speaker 6: since I don't know, Since I don't know?
- 1:03Speaker 5: Yah, whoa a wonderful appearance? It is in front of you?
- 1:11Speaker 7: And who do I have the pleasure I'm speaking with today?
- 1:16Speaker 4: Ha ha? It's me Ben the Bean. I'm a It's
- 1:23Speaker 4: me Ben the Bean.
- 1:24Speaker 6: I'm a stand up and I cannot leave this theater
- 1:28Speaker 6: until I find my punch, my punchline.
- 1:31Speaker 5: You were a stand up comedian?
- 1:34Speaker 1: Yes?
- 1:34Speaker 4: How many chickens did cross the road?
- 1:36Speaker 1: See?
- 1:36Speaker 6: This is what happens. I say that, I say the
- 1:38Speaker 6: build up, and I'll never say the punchline. And I
- 1:40Speaker 6: do believe when I do say a punchline, my my body.
- 1:45Speaker 4: And soul will go. But until then I will just
- 1:48Speaker 4: say the first part of the joke.
- 1:50Speaker 3: What is your what is your setup? You are trying
- 1:53Speaker 3: to crack.
- 1:53Speaker 4: I don't know. Your mama is so ill, your mother
- 1:59Speaker 4: is sick. Because now the.
- 2:03Speaker 6: Beginnings of the jokes are getting even more convoluted, They're
- 2:06Speaker 6: getting all messed up. And I just need to find
- 2:09Speaker 6: Ben the Bean's last final joke, and then I may
- 2:12Speaker 6: be finally relieved from.
- 2:15Speaker 4: The comedy lab.
- 2:16Speaker 6: Yes, that's the theater I haunt, ha ha ha.
- 2:21Speaker 3: When hello. My name is Vetta.
- 2:23Speaker 7: I am a spooky French ghost and I hount the theater,
- 2:29Speaker 7: a blesque theater called the Mainland Follies.
- 2:35Speaker 4: A ghost and a bra just like my wife.
- 2:38Speaker 1: If she.
- 2:41Speaker 3: You have to get used close, you have to get used.
- 2:45Speaker 3: You are so close, and it's I want to laugh.
- 2:48Speaker 7: I am all geared up. My funny bone is ready
- 2:50Speaker 7: to laugh. Yes, well, I am a vet. I am
- 2:52Speaker 7: a spooky French ghost, and my favorite thing to do
- 2:56Speaker 7: is to pull mischievous pranks on people who are performing
- 3:01Speaker 7: and people who are there to watch. The audience. We say,
- 3:05Speaker 7: and so I am pully curtains down, I'm turning lights
- 3:09Speaker 7: on and off, and I am generally been a little freaky.
- 3:14Speaker 7: He like that, he like that You're a pirate.
- 3:22Speaker 1: No, I've been one before, worse an actor ghost.
- 3:28Speaker 5: Yes it is I.
- 3:31Speaker 8: Douglas David Williams Fairbanks, legendary actor of the stage and screen.
- 3:41Speaker 8: I came over here from London and I performed in
- 3:45Speaker 8: many theaters in Los Angeles. I settled into a beautiful
- 3:50Speaker 8: theater they named it the Rialto. I died there on
- 3:55Speaker 8: stage during a production of Richard the Third. I stayed there.
- 4:00Speaker 2: Has it changed and shifted Now it's the home of a.
- 4:04Speaker 5: Youth theater program.
- 4:06Speaker 8: Most recently they did a production of Footloose, the musical
- 4:11Speaker 8: I've got a T Shirt and now I walk around
- 4:13Speaker 8: with a disembodied T shirt Footloose, the musical.
- 4:19Speaker 6: High school merch floating in the air. I'd rather punch
- 4:23Speaker 6: myself than that.
- 4:24Speaker 8: Yes, I performed with the old vic on the first
- 4:26Speaker 8: year was open and now I watched from the wings
- 4:29Speaker 8: as fourteen year olds from Altadina do legally blonde junior.
- 4:34Speaker 7: Oh I I've seen the footage of the footloose shirt
- 4:39Speaker 7: just sort of floating around the stage.
- 4:41Speaker 3: It is quite scary. It takes your breath away.
- 4:44Speaker 5: I wish they would leave.
- 4:45Speaker 8: I'd like to do a real production, but so far
- 4:48Speaker 8: turns out these theater programs drum of a lot of money.
- 4:54Speaker 1: Bill Bill, Hello, Bue Bill. Everyone. I'm Gabby, you and
- 4:59Speaker 1: boo to my wife, Booty, you and Booty your wife.
- 5:05Speaker 1: I'm Gabby. I am a theater ghost. I was a singer,
- 5:10Speaker 1: just about to start my career when a big light
- 5:13Speaker 1: fell on my head September eleventh, two thousand and one,
- 5:18Speaker 1: completely unrelated. I was in Los Angeles. I was completely overshadowed.
- 5:23Speaker 5: Just what time of day?
- 5:24Speaker 1: What time of day is the afternoon?
- 5:26Speaker 5: Okay, so you.
- 5:28Speaker 1: So completely completely. I was not in New York. I
- 5:31Speaker 1: was trying to show you. I was trying to.
- 5:33Speaker 3: Knew of nine to eleven. Before you die.
- 5:35Speaker 4: Well, I thought I'll shut down.
- 5:37Speaker 1: I was dying. What happened was we were supposed to
- 5:40Speaker 1: have rehearsal at my house. The teacher got scared and said,
- 5:43Speaker 1: let's go to the theater. I lived right by JPL.
- 5:52Speaker 1: I lived right by JPL. They were very scared, so
- 5:54Speaker 1: they said, let's go to the theater and practice.
- 5:56Speaker 5: Gabby.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Let's do your song. A light fella right on my head,
- 5:58Speaker 1: right as I hit my highest note, my highest note,
- 6:03Speaker 1: crink punk, Gabby dies and I have some unfinished business
- 6:09Speaker 1: to nail a song. That's awesome.
- 6:12Speaker 3: That's so awesome, Gabby.
- 6:15Speaker 1: Actually there was some sort of dead silist.
- 6:20Speaker 5: You were taking a story.
- 6:22Speaker 6: I don't know what it is about you, but you
- 6:23Speaker 6: just sound like a girl talking.
- 6:25Speaker 4: I can't hear anything else.
- 6:26Speaker 1: But boo, boo, boo, you too. I'm a very mischievous,
- 6:31Speaker 1: tricky ghost. Okay, how do you haunt the halls? I
- 6:34Speaker 1: don't haunt halls. I haunt a theater, I know.
- 6:36Speaker 4: But how do you haunt the halls of the theater?
- 6:38Speaker 4: What do you do?
- 6:39Speaker 1: Boo, hey boo?
- 6:40Speaker 4: Are you an audio ghost? I'm audio?
- 6:42Speaker 1: What are you listening to? And I do a lot
- 6:44Speaker 1: of and I do a lot of Yeah. Can you
- 6:48Speaker 1: hear my voice in the bathroom the bathroom of the theater,
- 6:53Speaker 1: They always say, Gabby singing.
- 6:54Speaker 3: Oh you can be scary.
- 6:57Speaker 8: Yes, I would love to know. I honest, I've never
- 7:01Speaker 8: met non actor ghosts. Usually they are you ran in
- 7:05Speaker 8: the actor circles? Well, you you know, historically actors are
- 7:08Speaker 8: the ones who run theaters.
- 7:09Speaker 5: But but there are other people that have kind of
- 7:12Speaker 5: taken over.
- 7:13Speaker 7: I was just I was just a fan, just a
- 7:16Speaker 7: fan of the Follies. I followed them around. I was
- 7:18Speaker 7: sort of like a Follies groupie. And then I liked
- 7:22Speaker 7: it so much that I just stayed.
- 7:24Speaker 3: I died and I did not have any unfinished business.
- 7:27Speaker 7: I had a wonderful life with my wonderful husband, and
- 7:30Speaker 7: we were both killed in a bus crash. He went
- 7:32Speaker 7: up to heaven and I said, I think I'm gonna
- 7:34Speaker 7: go hang out with the Follies.
- 7:36Speaker 1: And so just.
- 7:38Speaker 4: Decides groupie ghosts, you can decide.
- 7:41Speaker 7: Sometimes, if you are pure of heart, you can decide.
- 7:43Speaker 7: Of course you did not decide.
- 7:45Speaker 5: You Well, I was gonna ask.
- 7:47Speaker 8: Everyone goes into it their own way, just like everybody
- 7:50Speaker 8: is born in their own way. Everybody has become a
- 7:52Speaker 8: ghost in their own way. So how is everyone here
- 7:55Speaker 8: become a ghost?
- 7:57Speaker 6: Well, mine's a curse, I'll say. And it's a curse. First,
- 8:00Speaker 6: bar put on more of the households than one.
- 8:02Speaker 5: This to us, to.
- 8:05Speaker 6: My presence, I know, I know you're so funny. There
- 8:17Speaker 6: is a quarter in your ears, so many quarters in
- 8:22Speaker 6: my ears. I could be a bank, Yes, a bank.
- 8:24Speaker 1: Oh, that was almost a joke. That was literally a joke.
- 8:29Speaker 3: You'll run up to a joke.
- 8:30Speaker 8: I kind of sounded like a song from the music Man.
- 8:34Speaker 8: Quarters in my ears, I'd be a bank.
- 8:35Speaker 3: Well, I got quarters in my ears.
- 8:37Speaker 1: Yes, right, that's my singing is my thing? Worry about that, Gabby.
- 8:50Speaker 1: If Gabby the ghost ain't singing, I got a little speaking.
- 8:53Speaker 3: I saw the episode of Ghost Hunters when Zach.
- 8:56Speaker 1: And his crew, oh my god, he was so hot.
- 8:58Speaker 3: Went into your gonna be Baggins.
- 9:01Speaker 7: Yes, they translated to a voice saying they said, they said.
- 9:07Speaker 3: I remember them saying this is not possible.
- 9:10Speaker 7: Ghost keeps saying like yeah, and oh my god, and
- 9:14Speaker 7: that just is not ghost.
- 9:15Speaker 1: Well stuff. They were spooking me out too, Okay, ghosts
- 9:18Speaker 1: can get a little spooked too.
- 9:20Speaker 4: Scary men.
- 9:21Speaker 3: They came into the follies their muscles too big.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Too big, and I'm just like, guys, this is actually
- 9:26Speaker 1: kind of my space. I'm trying to rehearse, I'm trying
- 9:28Speaker 1: to warm up. Can you guys like leave me a second?
- 9:31Speaker 1: So so What.
- 9:32Speaker 5: Was your death moment though?
- 9:33Speaker 1: What happened? Oh? Yeah, so a big light fell on
- 9:35Speaker 1: my head as I was rehearsing for So We Have.
- 9:39Speaker 1: There was auditions for a musical coming up. It was
- 9:42Speaker 1: two thousand and one. My teacher had just written a
- 9:45Speaker 1: Blink Win eighty two musical. It was gonna be cutting edge, it.
- 9:48Speaker 3: Was gonna and so she was.
- 9:57Speaker 1: We were having rehearsals to audition. She was helping me
- 10:00Speaker 1: out and all the kids in the theater and I
- 10:02Speaker 1: got up there and I started singing. Uh, I started saying,
- 10:07Speaker 1: let's go, don't wait, this night's almost other on.
- 10:15Speaker 4: Now. Are you sure no one did that on purpose?
- 10:19Speaker 8: Have you asked any other ghosts in the theater if
- 10:22Speaker 8: they were involved in this situation?
- 10:24Speaker 1: Well? I tried, but they don't really like talking to me.
- 10:29Speaker 6: Oh you are any of you cohabitating with other ghosts
- 10:33Speaker 6: in your space?
- 10:34Speaker 5: I do want to get your death momentaryal quick?
- 10:35Speaker 1: Oh yeah, how did you die?
- 10:36Speaker 3: Oh?
- 10:37Speaker 4: I was shot?
- 10:38Speaker 1: Oh? Was it a business deal?
- 10:42Speaker 4: No one knows?
- 10:43Speaker 6: Really the case went unsolved. Yes, I was doing stand
- 10:47Speaker 6: up and someone went up behind me and shot me.
- 10:50Speaker 1: You can't think of any reasons, And I.
- 10:52Speaker 4: Said, really, am I really that unfunny.
- 10:55Speaker 1: That was almost a joke. That was almost a joke.
- 10:58Speaker 7: That's almost is there was some sitting maybe with the
- 11:00Speaker 7: wordplay of killing, like to crush on stage and you dying.
- 11:04Speaker 4: So maybe.
- 11:06Speaker 5: We should not we shall not walk over this.
- 11:09Speaker 8: You were a set up comedian and your last words
- 11:12Speaker 8: were what I guess, I'm not that funny and then
- 11:14Speaker 8: you were shot.
- 11:15Speaker 5: That's down right hilarious.
- 11:16Speaker 7: My friend, are just sort of like this gradnic sort
- 11:21Speaker 7: of twist.
- 11:22Speaker 1: On your life.
- 11:23Speaker 4: But here's the thing with the curse.
- 11:25Speaker 6: No matter who I talk to and no matter what
- 11:27Speaker 6: we put together, if you give me the punchline, it
- 11:30Speaker 6: won't work. See if I said, wow, my set killed,
- 11:33Speaker 6: that's a perfect punchline.
- 11:35Speaker 4: That is yes, and you thought of it, you little minx,
- 11:38Speaker 4: and I well you can have that.
- 11:43Speaker 1: I'm telling you.
- 11:44Speaker 4: If it doesn't come from my brain, it won't work.
- 11:49Speaker 8: If we shall write you into something. What's another thing
- 11:51Speaker 8: that somebody might say, Maybe.
- 11:52Speaker 4: I don't know how to explain this to you. I
- 11:53Speaker 4: can't tell a joke, no matter how hard I try.
- 11:56Speaker 5: When a met is of a cook, what would you
- 11:57Speaker 5: call it bad? What would you call it? If it's thick?
- 12:01Speaker 9: Oh, this meat is really a bad well. It's like
- 12:07Speaker 9: ro what rhymes with rhymes with rough, let a t tough.
- 12:13Speaker 9: She must say it, he must say it the bean tough.
- 12:17Speaker 9: And then the second one Jewo's company, threes a cat.
- 12:23Speaker 9: Three's a dog, No jews company. Three's a party stooge.
- 12:30Speaker 8: No, no, no see let us see cat company rhymes
- 12:33Speaker 8: with loud. What are you doing crow?
- 12:37Speaker 5: Yes, say those two things together. You get shot and
- 12:39Speaker 5: then somebody.
- 12:40Speaker 4: Says rough, tough crowd. I'm telling you nothing.
- 12:45Speaker 3: You work so hard for that.
- 12:48Speaker 1: You put in a lot of work unnecessarily.
- 12:51Speaker 8: So what I would say if somebody gets shot and
- 12:53Speaker 8: they're doing a setup company acting, somebody goes, oh, tough
- 12:56Speaker 8: crowd and they die, that's a great joke, and you
- 12:58Speaker 8: said it.
- 12:59Speaker 1: You would have been.
- 12:59Speaker 4: Really I know how frustrated. I know how frustrated you are.
- 13:05Speaker 6: You will never figure this out. No one will ever
- 13:10Speaker 6: let me tell it.
- 13:11Speaker 3: Figure it out. That's the thing. He figured it out.
- 13:14Speaker 3: I figured it out to a little.
- 13:16Speaker 1: Bit, and you a lot of us have immediately figured
- 13:19Speaker 1: it out.
- 13:21Speaker 4: Figure it out.
- 13:22Speaker 6: I will not exact out in the comedy lab waiting
- 13:25Speaker 6: for my punch.
- 13:26Speaker 3: It's almost like you want to be stuck in the comedy.
- 13:29Speaker 5: I don't.
- 13:30Speaker 1: It's almost like you're too scared to ever try new material.
- 13:33Speaker 6: I've never tried new material because I'm an old fart,
- 13:35Speaker 6: old fart.
- 13:36Speaker 7: Well, you'll never try new material again because I'm dead.
- 13:42Speaker 9: There's something that's kind of a rough draft statement.
- 13:50Speaker 5: He won my past.
- 13:52Speaker 1: There's no real joke. Look, I am observation.
- 13:58Speaker 5: I am not a comedy, right, my friend?
- 14:00Speaker 3: You do pranks, Yes, I do prank.
- 14:03Speaker 5: Cranks are wonderful. I love to hear about more of
- 14:05Speaker 5: the planks. You do.
- 14:06Speaker 3: Yes, So I put a ketchup in the toilet. In
- 14:09Speaker 3: the toilet seats hell disgusting.
- 14:12Speaker 1: So so when they sit the blood is I think chunky.
- 14:19Speaker 4: Blood is coming out.
- 14:21Speaker 3: Here's this thing.
- 14:21Speaker 7: Well, if you are a woman, you think, oh, I
- 14:23Speaker 7: am on the rag. It is not my day, This
- 14:26Speaker 7: is not the this is not.
- 14:29Speaker 1: How are you?
- 14:32Speaker 7: I am prom the eighteen hundreds because I am a
- 14:36Speaker 7: spooky French ghost.
- 14:37Speaker 3: I follow the follies. Look I am.
- 14:39Speaker 7: I am doing the ketcher packets on the doorlet's eat.
- 14:43Speaker 7: I am doing the bucket of worms sitting upon a
- 14:47Speaker 7: door where you open it and the worms come out.
- 14:50Speaker 7: I am I am able to manifest physical objects in
- 14:54Speaker 7: a way. That is, the people underestimate ghosts, but the
- 14:58Speaker 7: technology for being a ghost is greatly improved in the
- 15:01Speaker 7: last few years.
- 15:03Speaker 1: We have phones.
- 15:05Speaker 5: The children are always on the phone.
- 15:07Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I used to have a flip phone.
- 15:09Speaker 1: Oh gosh, I still got Do.
- 15:12Speaker 4: You guys have a ghost phone? I have a ghost phone.
- 15:14Speaker 1: I've got a ghost flip phone.
- 15:15Speaker 8: Yeah, I had an old ghost phone, but the plan
- 15:18Speaker 8: I didn't update it. And now why I cultain ghost
- 15:21Speaker 8: phone doesn't work?
- 15:22Speaker 6: You can get on my family plant? Oh really, yes,
- 15:25Speaker 6: I have so much family. I don't know what to
- 15:26Speaker 6: do with myself. It's like walking on?
- 15:29Speaker 1: What what could that joke have been? When I tell
- 15:32Speaker 1: you what.
- 15:35Speaker 7: It's like walking on, it felt like there was a
- 15:38Speaker 7: right answer to it, and we just do not know.
- 15:42Speaker 1: Do you think it can be?
- 15:43Speaker 4: You think I could be a ghost and sickly?
- 15:47Speaker 6: Yes, of course, because sometimes I think the longer I'm
- 15:49Speaker 6: a ghost, the more my brain goes Oh.
- 15:52Speaker 5: Well, people do get heppootitis.
- 15:56Speaker 7: Or to book ulosis, Yes, yes, it's very it is
- 16:00Speaker 7: very or covid?
- 16:02Speaker 3: Yes, ghost, did you guys get ghost covid?
- 16:07Speaker 1: I was the worst it put me out.
- 16:10Speaker 5: I was going, I got covid. That's a crow. I
- 16:14Speaker 5: got a crovid.
- 16:15Speaker 4: Oh nice, you have to get packed crovid?
- 16:20Speaker 8: Yes, yes, yes, Well here's the thing. I love being
- 16:24Speaker 8: in my theater. I love spending time that a theater.
- 16:27Speaker 1: Is it feels like a monolog coming No, certainly not.
- 16:31Speaker 5: I was never a monologist. I was always someone who.
- 16:34Speaker 4: You're always a dickhead.
- 16:35Speaker 3: Haha, now you are roast.
- 16:40Speaker 5: You're shocked.
- 16:41Speaker 1: That was pretty good?
- 16:42Speaker 5: What are you shocked? You boy that that was almost
- 16:44Speaker 5: a joke.
- 16:44Speaker 4: That was free.
- 16:45Speaker 5: That can't be the one you go.
- 16:47Speaker 3: You said it with so much confidence.
- 16:48Speaker 5: Well that's so. That sounds like the beginning of a
- 16:51Speaker 5: good set.
- 16:51Speaker 6: I do say that this group must be so supportive
- 16:54Speaker 6: that I'm starting to feel a little your.
- 16:56Speaker 1: Knee, it's coming back. Your knee.
- 16:58Speaker 4: Oh first to go on a comedian, is it's knee? Anyway?
- 17:05Speaker 1: Yourne is disappearing away?
- 17:07Speaker 8: Continue, I would say, just very curious about the conspirators
- 17:13Speaker 8: in your theater. Who else is around, who else is
- 17:16Speaker 8: spending time with you? Other people that have died at
- 17:18Speaker 8: your theater.
- 17:18Speaker 7: Yes, there is a there is some malevolent spirits. It
- 17:21Speaker 7: hunts the follies, and and she sort of wishes for
- 17:25Speaker 7: bad things to occur with the follies, sort of demonic attachments,
- 17:29Speaker 7: drives drives them crazy, drives them insane so that they
- 17:32Speaker 7: cannot dance anymore.
- 17:34Speaker 3: That is not my thing.
- 17:35Speaker 7: I hate when ghosts are toxic, and I hate when
- 17:38Speaker 7: they are negative.
- 17:39Speaker 3: Can I save that?
- 17:40Speaker 7: Can I say a hot take as a ghost a
- 17:44Speaker 7: saying it is so rude?
- 17:46Speaker 3: It is so to be.
- 17:47Speaker 7: The vomiting of the blood and attaching to the walls,
- 17:51Speaker 7: and the manifesting in two dolls that walk around and talk.
- 17:55Speaker 3: It is yucky. It gives me ick is.
- 17:58Speaker 8: I will tell you I have a a evident spirit,
- 18:00Speaker 8: but it is my understudy died the same day I
- 18:03Speaker 8: did in eighteen seventy one.
- 18:07Speaker 1: And it is footloots. In eighteen no, no, no.
- 18:10Speaker 8: I was tying doing a production of Richard the Third
- 18:12Speaker 8: Thank You over from London, and then I died And
- 18:14Speaker 8: now they're doing Footloose, and now they used to foot Loos.
- 18:17Speaker 4: Can you change your outfit?
- 18:20Speaker 5: Yes? I changed my outfit. I put as ghosts.
- 18:23Speaker 3: You can change your outfit.
- 18:24Speaker 5: Yes, well as you can tell I have a full
- 18:25Speaker 5: collar and suit on under.
- 18:27Speaker 4: This t shirt.
- 18:28Speaker 5: But I just love the T shirt. I think it's wonderful.
- 18:30Speaker 3: You can add on, you can't take away.
- 18:32Speaker 8: I'm really excited they're doing Mowanna Junior this year, and
- 18:35Speaker 8: I hope they find appropriate people for those roles. When
- 18:39Speaker 8: I say in the back and I go, I really
- 18:41Speaker 8: hope that more people on that list. Downtown Los Angeles.
- 18:45Speaker 8: It's a youth theater in Los Angeles. That is it's
- 18:49Speaker 8: is a wide reach, very very diverse. My friend, but but,
- 18:52Speaker 8: but I will say, the understudy died the same year,
- 18:55Speaker 8: and he always comes up to me and says, oh,
- 18:57Speaker 8: we're the same. We're both ghosts. We're basically the same,
- 18:59Speaker 8: and it's a no, no, we're not. You're not a study.
- 19:03Speaker 5: Awkward. Just because we're both it doesn't mean we're in
- 19:07Speaker 5: the same boat. You know.
- 19:08Speaker 7: I was almost want to be your friends just because
- 19:11Speaker 7: we're both ghosts, and it's like we.
- 19:14Speaker 3: Are still different people.
- 19:16Speaker 7: Like there's this person who died in the eighties trying
- 19:19Speaker 7: to be my friend and I just don't know anything
- 19:22Speaker 7: about them. I slept through that decade. I don't really
- 19:25Speaker 7: get it. The Joggers, the it wasn't the synth, it
- 19:29Speaker 7: wasn't for me.
- 19:30Speaker 6: You're right, there's an old rat at the comedy lab
- 19:32Speaker 6: who always wants to be friends with me and I
- 19:34Speaker 6: I it's just because just because we're both ghosts, it
- 19:37Speaker 6: doesn't mean we should be friends.
- 19:38Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 19:39Speaker 4: No, if I had a friend for every.
- 19:41Speaker 1: Lover, I would be I don't even know what you're
- 19:44Speaker 1: saying that. What could that be a friend for every level.
- 19:50Speaker 3: Three?
- 19:50Speaker 1: Tough crowd friendless?
- 19:53Speaker 3: So tough crowd was the punchline to the also joking
- 19:55Speaker 3: and I don't.
- 19:56Speaker 4: Know came in, you're a dickhead.
- 19:59Speaker 1: Hey, nope. Well I actually got really lucky because my
- 20:03Speaker 1: theater is actually connected to a high school and so, like,
- 20:05Speaker 1: I actually.
- 20:05Speaker 3: How was that?
- 20:06Speaker 1: Like, you're so lucky, I'm so lucky. Well, actually it's
- 20:10Speaker 1: because like all my ghost friends are in high school too,
- 20:12Speaker 1: and it's kind of like this cool click that we have.
- 20:14Speaker 1: We like always hang out. There's Jeffrey, there's Monica, there's Sebastian.
- 20:18Speaker 1: He's so bad. He is so bad.
- 20:21Speaker 8: Dear girl, I do want to warn you, and I
- 20:23Speaker 8: do not not mean to sour your relationship, but I
- 20:28Speaker 8: found that when you become friends with younger people, you're
- 20:34Speaker 8: not a friend so much. As something who is summoned
- 20:36Speaker 8: you or a trick a parland so something that what
- 20:39Speaker 8: do you mean they're not They're going to summon you
- 20:41Speaker 8: because it's fun, but they're not going to be there for.
- 20:43Speaker 7: You when you come through to hang out, is it
- 20:47Speaker 7: or do they call you on your phone?
- 20:48Speaker 3: Or is it usually Wiji board?
- 20:50Speaker 1: It's Wiji board. And they keep on bringing in a
- 20:52Speaker 1: new one, new kid every single time to say look
- 20:54Speaker 1: at this, look at this, look at this, and like
- 20:55Speaker 1: then we hang out and shoot this shit and they
- 20:58Speaker 1: actually love my singing.
- 20:59Speaker 5: What do you talk about? Just about you?
- 21:02Speaker 1: Are not only about me? They say this fun stuff
- 21:06Speaker 1: about like how I need to come to prom and
- 21:09Speaker 1: check out their prom?
- 21:11Speaker 3: They ask you when you died?
- 21:13Speaker 1: And yeah, they asked me how I died.
- 21:15Speaker 5: Do they ask you if one person is a crush
- 21:17Speaker 5: on somebody else?
- 21:17Speaker 1: They do they ask me if one They kind of
- 21:19Speaker 1: like they think I'm like some sort of psychic just
- 21:21Speaker 1: because I'm a ghost, so they think I can read
- 21:24Speaker 1: minds and I kind of lean into it. To be honest,
- 21:27Speaker 1: I like I'm reading a bunch of high school kids.
- 21:30Speaker 1: Is that there's psychic stuff?
- 21:33Speaker 5: You know?
- 21:33Speaker 1: It's really fun.
- 21:34Speaker 3: It is fun.
- 21:34Speaker 7: When you are a ghosts, you can kind of say whatever,
- 21:37Speaker 7: and people because a ghost is such a vague, sort
- 21:40Speaker 7: of all encompassing concepts that if you say something as ghosts,
- 21:45Speaker 7: do you have ultimate assority and you alter that entire
- 21:48Speaker 7: person's perception of ghosts for the rest of their life.
- 21:50Speaker 6: Yes, and people's perceptions of ghosts is usually a bigger
- 21:53Speaker 6: ghost than a ghost itself.
- 21:55Speaker 1: I mean, that's very profound.
- 21:57Speaker 4: Maybe you should be a being profound doesn't end the curse, I.
- 22:01Speaker 1: Troy, I feel like that is true. Where people think
- 22:04Speaker 1: what a ghost is isn't actually what we are in
- 22:06Speaker 1: a lot of ways. Yeah, people think we're scary, people
- 22:09Speaker 1: think we're so sad, people think we're so.
- 22:12Speaker 4: Sometimes I'm just trying to hang.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Ye, I'm just trying to hang and sing, have some
- 22:17Speaker 1: high school fund.
- 22:19Speaker 5: I will ask a question. I think it's a naughty
- 22:21Speaker 5: ghost questions. Okay, No, I'm having a conversation.
- 22:27Speaker 8: I do have kind of natural monologue, resting face and
- 22:31Speaker 8: voice and voice.
- 22:33Speaker 5: Do you say it just sound like I'm about to
- 22:35Speaker 5: go into a monologue. Sounds like you're a mid monologue already. Yeah,
- 22:38Speaker 5: very interesting. I'm not I'm talking to you and I
- 22:42Speaker 5: expect a response.
- 22:43Speaker 4: A response I've never given one since I was.
- 22:47Speaker 1: That wouldn't have been a joke.
- 22:48Speaker 5: I've never given one since I was.
- 22:50Speaker 1: What that's just a fact. You can't say. Now do
- 22:55Speaker 1: you think.
- 22:55Speaker 5: I'm giving monogues? Because I finished said.
- 22:57Speaker 4: To me, this is the curse on me.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Don't be mad anyway.
- 23:00Speaker 5: My question was possessions? Do you have any fun?
- 23:04Speaker 8: Sometimes I cannot cannot resist as long as the show
- 23:08Speaker 8: has been going for maybe three or four weeks, and
- 23:10Speaker 8: I know the lines, I'll jump into.
- 23:12Speaker 5: Someone's role and play around a little bit in the role.
- 23:14Speaker 1: Do people say, oh, my gosh, I was really acting.
- 23:16Speaker 1: I really lost Yes, they think they were in the
- 23:18Speaker 1: moment because I like to push push.
- 23:22Speaker 4: I push things. I push a chair.
- 23:25Speaker 5: Oh you don't possess. I was gonna ask if you
- 23:27Speaker 5: possessed anybody.
- 23:28Speaker 4: I'm so sorry I misheard you.
- 23:32Speaker 1: I possessed answer, I.
- 23:38Speaker 7: Would continue, Sometimes I would possess the director of the
- 23:43Speaker 7: follies so I can sort of rearrange them how I
- 23:49Speaker 7: wish and say, oh, you do do a handstand and
- 23:52Speaker 7: put a big clown nose on and go on, and
- 23:56Speaker 7: it makes me laugh so hard.
- 23:59Speaker 1: What did the directors say when.
- 24:00Speaker 7: This happens, well, I am the director, but like right after,
- 24:04Speaker 7: so right after they are throwing up blood, and they
- 24:06Speaker 7: just so they don't really they can't really think artistically.
- 24:10Speaker 8: That's the point of view of a show girl. Someone goes,
- 24:14Speaker 8: they're giving her hunger.
- 24:19Speaker 4: Horrifying.
- 24:20Speaker 7: Not it's funny. It is a break. It is all
- 24:24Speaker 7: just having so fun. So girls love me, They love me.
- 24:27Speaker 1: Do they know that you're there? Do they call you like, oh,
- 24:29Speaker 1: there she is, Yes, they.
- 24:30Speaker 3: Say, oh, event, please don't do this. I am going crazy.
- 24:36Speaker 7: I like crazy, Please be gone, Please be gone.
- 24:41Speaker 3: And that's why I know we are having a good laugh.
- 24:44Speaker 8: I know you think you're a friendly spirit, but it
- 24:47Speaker 8: sounds like, well, every little trick you're doing is being
- 24:49Speaker 8: perceived as malicious.
- 24:52Speaker 4: That's interesting because I'm like a slap with a smile.
- 24:55Speaker 3: A slaper is a smile. I thought I was all
- 24:58Speaker 3: smiles because you know, I am tripping.
- 25:01Speaker 7: It's just an innocent sort of younger sibling mischievous stuff.
- 25:05Speaker 3: I am tripping girls as they breaks their legs. I am. Yeah.
- 25:10Speaker 4: Just because you said it in a friendly way doesn't
- 25:12Speaker 4: make it okay.
- 25:12Speaker 1: And honestly, for their profession, breaking their leg is literally
- 25:16Speaker 1: life ending, literally and.
- 25:18Speaker 4: It's like, what break a lag?
- 25:20Speaker 3: This is news to me, This is news to me.
- 25:22Speaker 3: I did not know.
- 25:23Speaker 7: Maybe I will apologize to the girls. Of course I
- 25:26Speaker 7: have to do that by possessing each one and telling
- 25:29Speaker 7: the others they are sorry, which could reads a whole confusing.
- 25:33Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, she loves the drama. That's also very tricky.
- 25:36Speaker 3: Drama is I like.
- 25:37Speaker 4: To possess light bulbs? Okay, oh, just twiddle around in there.
- 25:42Speaker 1: Just bounce around in the filament, bounce around, so people
- 25:46Speaker 1: are they don't think it's what can I say, They
- 25:48Speaker 1: don't think it's a They just think the light bulb
- 25:50Speaker 1: is breaking.
- 25:50Speaker 4: No, the lightbulb just turns on.
- 25:52Speaker 1: Oh that's a little creepy.
- 25:53Speaker 7: That's it's pretty classic.
- 25:56Speaker 6: But if you like vibrations all over the body, the botomy.
- 26:00Speaker 3: Well, I've never bounced around in a filament.
- 26:02Speaker 1: I gotta try it. I actually and I'm realizing, like
- 26:06Speaker 1: my actual story is actually kind of genius because like
- 26:10Speaker 1: sometimes like I will actually like go into the bully
- 26:13Speaker 1: and like make him say like kind of embarrassing things
- 26:16Speaker 1: like with my voice, so like he's like he's like
- 26:18Speaker 1: supposed to be strong in a bully and then he'll
- 26:20Speaker 1: be like, and I love Britney Spears and people are like,
- 26:23Speaker 1: wait what, I'm kind of like Casper the Ghost, but
- 26:26Speaker 1: a girl in high school. And what do they do
- 26:28Speaker 1: after you leave their body? They also shit and throw
- 26:31Speaker 1: up blood.
- 26:34Speaker 3: So just so interesting people have such reaction.
- 26:37Speaker 1: Im but a lot of it is not as important
- 26:40Speaker 1: as shitting throne a book that comes later in the
- 26:42Speaker 1: night right after though a lot of the times they're
- 26:45Speaker 1: kind of like, whoa, what was that? I didn't mean
- 26:47Speaker 1: what I said, And everybody's like, you just said you
- 26:50Speaker 1: liked Britney Spears and everybody points in life and then
- 26:53Speaker 1: they get like humbled a little bit as bullies. And
- 26:56Speaker 1: I kind of stand on this side and go hm hm,
- 26:58Speaker 1: hand on my hand, and then what.
- 27:04Speaker 3: Together? What was that?
- 27:07Speaker 4: I know it's a critical for me to noil, you know,
- 27:10Speaker 4: but what was that?
- 27:12Speaker 1: So I stayed to the side and I go hand
- 27:16Speaker 1: on my head.
- 27:18Speaker 3: On my head? Yeah?
- 27:20Speaker 4: Is that?
- 27:20Speaker 3: So? What is that?
- 27:22Speaker 7: Down by the banks of zaanky panky sort of situation
- 27:25Speaker 7: or lemonade?
- 27:26Speaker 4: You're losing your breath a little, You're.
- 27:28Speaker 8: Not putting your hand on your head my head?
- 27:33Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 27:33Speaker 3: How my hat. Yeah.
- 27:35Speaker 1: Please, So I crossed my hand on my head. Yeah.
- 27:41Speaker 1: And what I'm hoping for is somebody gives me a
- 27:42Speaker 1: high five and goes like, hand on my foot and
- 27:45Speaker 1: and it's like this cool moment. I'm trying to pitch
- 27:47Speaker 1: a TV show. That's what I'm trying to do. I'm
- 27:50Speaker 1: trying to create enough I p around my ghost TV show.
- 27:53Speaker 3: Well, I'll be honest.
- 27:54Speaker 7: Now, it's the scene in in your ghost Hunter's episode
- 27:57Speaker 7: where Zach talked about hand on my hand, hand on
- 28:01Speaker 7: my hand over and over again.
- 28:02Speaker 1: Makes more said my hand, hand of my head. It's
- 28:04Speaker 1: like I switched off hand in my hand. Yeah, hand
- 28:09Speaker 1: on my head.
- 28:18Speaker 3: Hand on my hand, hand on my hand on my head. Yeah.
- 28:27Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's a little bit of what I do
- 28:30Speaker 1: and the bullies.
- 28:31Speaker 5: I sure I certainly will try that. I certainly will.
- 28:35Speaker 7: As soon as I find out what's that means, I
- 28:37Speaker 7: will try it.
- 28:38Speaker 8: I'll certainly give audio girl, certainly will sounds like quite
- 28:42Speaker 8: a hooge you my eye, yeah.
- 28:46Speaker 7: On my head, yeah, hand on my head, yeah yeah,
- 28:50Speaker 7: hand of my.
- 28:51Speaker 3: Head, my hand of my yeah, my head and on
- 28:54Speaker 3: my head.
- 28:55Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:55Speaker 1: Yeah. So it's kind of really fun, like it's like
- 28:58Speaker 1: I'm trying to like what I'm trying to do right now.
- 29:00Speaker 1: I was writing a stage play and the theater that
- 29:02Speaker 1: I haunt next to the high school that actually incorporates
- 29:04Speaker 1: a lot of the people that I'm friends with now
- 29:07Speaker 1: because they we g something me in the bathrooms.
- 29:09Speaker 5: And how are you writing? Are you?
- 29:10Speaker 8: Are you possessing a body that rights? Are you using
- 29:13Speaker 8: ghost paper?
- 29:14Speaker 1: Ghost paper? I love ghost paper.
- 29:16Speaker 3: Ghost paper so crunchy.
- 29:18Speaker 1: So it's so crunchy, it feels so good.
- 29:21Speaker 3: Like it's sort of like as Mr to crunch.
- 29:24Speaker 8: Yes, we have three things that ghosts have. The people
- 29:26Speaker 8: have ghost papers, ghost.
- 29:31Speaker 6: Imby let's talk about it, Let's let's get it out there.
- 29:36Speaker 1: So basically how gist ghosts IMDb works is whoever is
- 29:39Speaker 1: the most talked about ghost in people not dead becomes
- 29:43Speaker 1: the highest That's like what affects your.
- 29:44Speaker 3: IMDb, your star, your ghosts, du me.
- 29:47Speaker 1: Too, ghostart. They couldn't come up with a more inventive
- 29:49Speaker 1: name than ghosts.
- 29:50Speaker 3: A lot of.
- 29:50Speaker 7: Ghost stuff we just slapped or would ghost on before it.
- 29:54Speaker 7: You know, we have ghost disposable camera, ghost MEMI fridge
- 29:59Speaker 7: or we.
- 29:59Speaker 1: Do have more than three?
- 30:02Speaker 5: What you think there are those are not.
- 30:05Speaker 4: The ghostable camera is really an email.
- 30:08Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 30:08Speaker 1: So the three things that are one for one and
- 30:11Speaker 1: fridge that is of course.
- 30:13Speaker 7: Okay, And a ghost chair that's a secret to It's
- 30:17Speaker 7: a ghost car.
- 30:19Speaker 3: It all.
- 30:20Speaker 1: A ghost chair is a ghost car and it goes.
- 30:23Speaker 1: Car is a meal, yes, and a meal that is good.
- 30:26Speaker 4: I love meals. I can eat them till I die,
- 30:28Speaker 4: and then I would.
- 30:31Speaker 1: At least at least is getting better. It's true.
- 30:35Speaker 8: You know there was a ghost that died doing a
- 30:37Speaker 8: porno in the seventies. You just did reminds me of
- 30:40Speaker 8: what they told me something called edging. You're edging me,
- 30:42Speaker 8: my friend.
- 30:43Speaker 4: Oh yes, you think I'm edging you. You know what
- 30:46Speaker 4: it feels like. I feel like I'm so close to
- 30:48Speaker 4: the punchline every five seconds.
- 30:50Speaker 1: What does it feel like? What does it feel like?
- 30:53Speaker 4: It feels like?
- 30:54Speaker 3: Hell?
- 30:56Speaker 1: Just an honest response.
- 30:58Speaker 7: Well, I want to bring something up because I think
- 31:00Speaker 7: this is something that a lot of theater people wonder
- 31:03Speaker 7: and I can confirm true.
- 31:05Speaker 3: It is true.
- 31:06Speaker 7: Yes, when you say Macbeth in a theater, it is
- 31:12Speaker 7: bad luck.
- 31:13Speaker 1: Yeah, just like right now, what you just did just then.
- 31:18Speaker 5: Well certainly have fucked us.
- 31:23Speaker 3: Boy boy break just a little prey.
- 31:28Speaker 8: I am a very superstitious ghost.
- 31:31Speaker 5: I don't say that word. I really don't. I call
- 31:33Speaker 5: it the Scottish play.
- 31:34Speaker 1: I like to say the Scottish play in a theater.
- 31:37Speaker 6: Yes you are, That's the way around it. And I'd
- 31:39Speaker 6: say you're a little naughty little minx for doing that.
- 31:42Speaker 6: Right now, I'm looking behind my shoulders.
- 31:43Speaker 7: Well, look, when ghosts say it, I do not believe
- 31:46Speaker 7: it counts against the ghost.
- 31:48Speaker 3: When the people say it, of course it is, it
- 31:50Speaker 3: is with it.
- 31:51Speaker 5: I was in a production of it at the Old Globe.
- 31:54Speaker 1: Did you play that?
- 31:55Speaker 4: No?
- 31:56Speaker 8: I played the man himself, and I said, you shall
- 31:59Speaker 8: not say the word, because I shall not risk a curse.
- 32:01Speaker 5: So everyone just called me that guy, and it was
- 32:05Speaker 5: really everyone told me that guy, that guy. Everyone called
- 32:14Speaker 5: me that guy.
- 32:14Speaker 3: And did they call her lady that guy?
- 32:17Speaker 5: They called that guy as well.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Guy.
- 32:25Speaker 1: They called her lady that guy.
- 32:27Speaker 3: Dragon, lady, that guy.
- 32:30Speaker 5: Have I heard of it? I possessed when doing a
- 32:32Speaker 5: show which was I think.
- 32:35Speaker 1: I possessed Children's Drag Show.
- 32:37Speaker 5: No, no, no, no.
- 32:38Speaker 8: The Drag Show rented it out on a weekend and
- 32:41Speaker 8: I said, what what fresh hell is this?
- 32:45Speaker 5: And it was wonderful. That's so much fun. I possessed
- 32:48Speaker 5: Kim Chi.
- 32:51Speaker 8: Amazing doing a glip sync to L King's exes and O's.
- 32:57Speaker 1: You just wanted to see that you just love.
- 33:00Speaker 5: Would be your boy, turned him into a man.
- 33:03Speaker 3: You better love than you can.
- 33:07Speaker 5: And then they didn't get away one through through. You're
- 33:10Speaker 5: gonna come back to me because I'm the best that
- 33:13Speaker 5: you ever want to.
- 33:16Speaker 1: Come back to me?
- 33:17Speaker 3: Why not?
- 33:21Speaker 1: And they want they want me? Wha, let go.
- 33:32Speaker 5: Passed out, jumped away Kim, she threw up blood. Blah
- 33:36Speaker 5: blah blah blah.
- 33:37Speaker 1: That is really fun.
- 33:38Speaker 3: This is the show. Have you ever search about it?
- 33:41Speaker 7: And I don't want to get to industry here pitching
- 33:44Speaker 7: a show that is about ghosts.
- 33:48Speaker 3: I mean, maybe you know what I mean to CBS
- 33:51Speaker 3: and we see you something.
- 33:54Speaker 5: Dear girl. I do not do television. Television is beneath me.
- 34:00Speaker 1: I have the monologue, I know I will not be monologue.
- 34:04Speaker 5: I will monologizing.
- 34:05Speaker 8: I was approached theater, was approached to Beyond Ghost Adventures,
- 34:11Speaker 8: and I said, if they ever do a theatrical production
- 34:13Speaker 8: of that television show, I'll be in. But they're not
- 34:15Speaker 8: going to.
- 34:16Speaker 1: That's really interesting that you were approached. Does that? I
- 34:19Speaker 1: guess that's how it works. They approached the ghost.
- 34:24Speaker 8: They have ghosts, associate producers, agostiate, produces something.
- 34:29Speaker 5: They have negotiate producers that talked.
- 34:31Speaker 8: To the ghosts, and they asked the ghosts so they'll be,
- 34:33Speaker 8: you know, arrange and the rates I could not.
- 34:35Speaker 1: I mean, and I'll tell you what. The taxes they
- 34:38Speaker 1: take out of your w BO is awful.
- 34:42Speaker 3: Oh my, so back, so back. That's a good.
- 34:48Speaker 7: What are your favorite human phrases from the last couple
- 34:51Speaker 7: of years?
- 34:52Speaker 1: A good ghost?
- 34:53Speaker 3: So back that love? We are so back.
- 34:59Speaker 5: Oh you know what? I love.
- 35:00Speaker 8: All the children have been talking about aura points and
- 35:03Speaker 8: I like horror points.
- 35:05Speaker 5: I think it's just a good vibe. It's good and
- 35:08Speaker 5: I have them because I am an aura practically.
- 35:11Speaker 8: Ah.
- 35:12Speaker 3: I love lord drop.
- 35:17Speaker 1: Drop Lord. I really like that.
- 35:19Speaker 4: I like I like doing an Instagram dump.
- 35:22Speaker 3: Oh yes, so dump not really a phrase but more
- 35:24Speaker 3: of a tradition.
- 35:26Speaker 1: I really love that. I love the face filters. That's snapchat.
- 35:31Speaker 6: You must know at home that we still are doing
- 35:34Speaker 6: culture just alongside you.
- 35:35Speaker 1: We're doing culture. You heard it here first, ghosts are
- 35:38Speaker 1: doing culture.
- 35:39Speaker 3: We are doing culture.
- 35:40Speaker 7: We are looking at all of your posts on ghostal media.
- 35:45Speaker 8: We are really social media. I always say, after this,
- 35:50Speaker 8: what will you vaporize into a remnant? Or are you
- 35:53Speaker 8: able to operate and stay around? What is everyone doing?
- 35:56Speaker 7: I'm doing missed, I'm doing miss I personally, I've been
- 35:59Speaker 7: really missed lately. I find it leaves me with more
- 36:03Speaker 7: energy throughout today. It's less of a short burst into
- 36:07Speaker 7: mourning and more sustained.
- 36:09Speaker 6: I do one big gust of wind. Wonderful, one big
- 36:13Speaker 6: gust of wind. It's quicker that way, quicker, you know me,
- 36:16Speaker 6: I'm quick.
- 36:17Speaker 1: That's really fun. You know, Harry Potter nailed it for me.
- 36:21Speaker 1: I go into I kind of like flip right into toilets.
- 36:24Speaker 5: Oh that makes sense. I was going to say, you
- 36:27Speaker 5: feel but a little bit of moaning mertal for.
- 36:28Speaker 1: Me, I'm very moaning myrtle. Like so the show that
- 36:31Speaker 1: we're pitching, it's it's Casper meets moaning Myrtle meets euphoria out.
- 36:36Speaker 7: Oh that, honestly, I would buy that. I would buy
- 36:42Speaker 7: that in a hot beat.
- 36:44Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really exciting stuff. And like so I'm doing
- 36:46Speaker 1: a lot of pranks and schools and stuff on the
- 36:48Speaker 1: high school because I know that they're going to be
- 36:51Speaker 1: watching and seeing what happens, and like the more news,
- 36:53Speaker 1: the more pressed, like the easier it's going to need
- 36:55Speaker 1: to sell.
- 36:55Speaker 8: I'm currently being a little naughty. They locked me into
- 36:57Speaker 8: a baby doll. No to do this?
- 37:01Speaker 1: How they lock you on a baby?
- 37:03Speaker 5: Some ancient incantations and that they looked me. The exorcists
- 37:07Speaker 5: they keep bringing in.
- 37:09Speaker 1: Can we talk about exercise?
- 37:11Speaker 3: They are so loud, so.
- 37:15Speaker 8: Loud, and it's like, dear boy, god honest, sleeping.
- 37:18Speaker 1: That's the thing. It's like, I'll leave if you just
- 37:20Speaker 1: shut the funk up for a while.
- 37:24Speaker 4: And exorcist with a vibrator.
- 37:27Speaker 1: Wait, you don't want a bad joke, but a joke.
- 37:30Speaker 5: If that's the one we need, If that's the one
- 37:32Speaker 5: we need, that's what we have.
- 37:34Speaker 1: So wait, being before you disappear, that was your one joke.
- 37:39Speaker 5: You've been freed from the curse. How would you throw
- 37:41Speaker 5: us all the punchlines? You were never able to all
- 37:44Speaker 5: of them, all of them.
- 37:46Speaker 4: The chicken that that wanted, the duck, Oh, it's my
- 37:49Speaker 4: small cock. My wife saw it. I've never been there.
- 37:54Speaker 4: I would be that too.
- 37:58Speaker 7: I will never know this set ups to those jokes,
- 38:01Speaker 7: jokes make sense funny.
- 38:04Speaker 3: Bye, good thank.
- 38:06Speaker 5: You, goodbye, fellow traveler.
- 38:08Speaker 1: Congratulations the bean.
- 38:11Speaker 3: Then the bean is gone.
- 38:13Speaker 5: My set is, did you go to heaven or hell?
- 38:21Speaker 3: Hell?
- 38:21Speaker 4: Because I have a big ass?
- 38:22Speaker 3: Ha Not that's funny, it's not just very funny.
- 38:26Speaker 1: Not gone to me.
- 38:28Speaker 3: You got me with that.
- 38:29Speaker 1: I love that joke because people with big asses need
- 38:32Speaker 1: to go to.
- 38:34Speaker 8: This has been artists and artists, and artists and artists
- 38:36Speaker 8: answered the question. Now, that's why they call it show business.
- 38:38Speaker 8: Good Night, Hollywood.
- 38:40Speaker 7: You can join our Patreon to here a bonus show
- 38:42Speaker 7: after show where we talk about this episode and whether
- 38:45Speaker 7: or not I actually cursed us for real.
- 38:47Speaker 3: We'll find out when we get the footage.
- 38:50Speaker 5: Handle curse.
- 38:52Speaker 1: Good Night Holly from the Beautiful Dynasty typewriter Bye.
- 39:00Speaker 4: Artists on Artists on, Artists on Artists.
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