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Episode 94: Attack Of the Clones · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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  Speaker 1: On this week's episode of Tom and Jerry's Shaw, I'll
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  Speaker 1: listen to the lad's talk about strong men and all
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  Speaker 1: the feats they've done in the past and competitions. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I never mentioned strong women. I knew a strong woman.
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  Speaker 1: She could carry a bag of cement under wreathe a
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  Speaker 1: arm the big one's mind while rolling a cigarette. A
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  Speaker 1: sight you should have seen. They used to call a
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  Speaker 1: bolt and Bessie not to be messed with. I also
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  Speaker 1: hear that the Six Nations is up and running. I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be much of a man for sport myself, but
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  Speaker 1: if I were to throw an eye over and had
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  Speaker 1: seem in me, most likely Island, based purely on the
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  Speaker 1: fact that they're red Coach used to hang doors for
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  Speaker 1: Wigan County Council. His father was a great captain too,
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  Speaker 1: good man on the tools, and I can always respect thine.
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  Speaker 2: I'll see thee.
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  Speaker 3: This is no longer, this is no longer. This is
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  Speaker 3: no longer a two man show. You're all very welcome
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  Speaker 3: to the Tom and Jerry Show. But there are two
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  Speaker 3: guys operating behind the scenes that keep this show running,
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  Speaker 3: and that's Tom's two goats.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking hell do they what Jerry.
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  Speaker 3: Every week we're like, how will we start the show? Tom?
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  Speaker 3: How are the goats getting out of it? Oh?
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  Speaker 2: Bad?
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  Speaker 3: Great?
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  Speaker 2: Battle do yeah? Yeah? Do you know what? I was
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  Speaker 2: pumped to the gills because I'm getting a brand new desk.
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  Speaker 2: I sent Jerry a picture of it last night. I
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  Speaker 2: send you send it on. You can put it up
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  Speaker 2: on the watch cup, but I want I prefer a
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  Speaker 2: coal fired one. But it's an electric one that goes
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  Speaker 2: up and down. For what reason, it's just better than
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  Speaker 2: the heat of that I had. And today was looking
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  Speaker 2: up chair, got a text off the mother. She was
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  Speaker 2: driving up the road. She'd been in the in the
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  Speaker 2: watch McCallon side to go up and for whatever reason,
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  Speaker 2: they give her a bag of free bagf notes. You know,
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  Speaker 2: none of us, the customer, none of us have cattle.
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  Speaker 2: So I brought it home. Goats the only thing they
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  Speaker 2: would tempt those consu where they had fucking gone while
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  Speaker 2: calf nuts. Turns out their fucking love calf nuts only
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  Speaker 2: because they're not meant to have them, you know the
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  Speaker 2: kind of way.
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  Speaker 3: Well this is it's in the name calf nuts, not
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  Speaker 3: gont goat nuts.
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  Speaker 2: It was it was an evening, so I sent Jerry
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  Speaker 2: on and I was probably heavily breathing into it after
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  Speaker 2: running down Dai up fucking hill and trying to sort
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  Speaker 2: this bastard. It's becoming a recurring thing, and everybody now
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  Speaker 2: seems to be really invested in these goats because they're
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  Speaker 2: hilarious to see my pain on the cap.
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  Speaker 3: I love to see you run after these coats. There's
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  Speaker 3: some Keystone cop shit, buddy.
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  Speaker 2: They're just doing a great If they weren't eating the
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  Speaker 2: rushes and briars, then we'd then we'd be having kebabs chair.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. If they weren't doing that, I
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  Speaker 2: would be Yeah, I'd be it simply simple to roasting
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  Speaker 2: on an open fire. Yeah, you're fucking talking. But other
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  Speaker 2: than that, I'm in good form.
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 2: You are right?
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  Speaker 3: I'm all right, And you brought it. You know, we're
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  Speaker 3: not going to get into we remember when all this
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  Speaker 3: early in the show, but when you said calf nuts.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell you this now, Tom, I'm gonna tell
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  Speaker 3: you this now for nothing.
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  Speaker 2: For anybody listening. Now, this this is feed in the
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  Speaker 2: shape of those little pullet pellets. You're little like what
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  Speaker 2: goes into what goes into a wood pellet stove. Only
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  Speaker 2: it's for it's edible for calves. Yeah, not the muscles
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  Speaker 2: at the lower end of your legs, actually baby cows.
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  Speaker 2: You used to eat calfnuts. It was the molasses.
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  Speaker 3: See this is no no, like I wouldn't eat them
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  Speaker 3: by the handful. But like if you were up on
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  Speaker 3: the farm, the cousins farm, like you know, you'd be
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  Speaker 3: sort of there in each other the half nuts, and
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  Speaker 3: you'd'd nibble lot a couple of half nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Like a zin, like a tobacco, like a sin. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it's like a little a little meat he's in. Just
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  Speaker 2: pop on it for anybody who just crashed their vehicle
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  Speaker 2: or whatever what the fuck it is to eat. I agree,
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  Speaker 2: how country can they? This is a very very common
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  Speaker 2: place common thing. Were you dares a friend or a
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  Speaker 2: cousin to eat calf But you know what they tend
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  Speaker 2: to be the sweet smell because there's molasses through it,
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  Speaker 2: so they tend to the they were horrible like no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: they're there's the they're quite angry, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: When you do. The one that I was always had
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  Speaker 2: no problem would take a pocket full of was presto.
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  Speaker 2: Did you ever come across presto?
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  Speaker 3: What was presto?
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  Speaker 2: Presto? Would It was essentially Frosty's right. It was smashed
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  Speaker 2: but really hard, like it wasn't treated for a child's
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  Speaker 2: bowl in the morning. This was meant for cattle. But
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  Speaker 2: it was a sweet treat of smashed down corn. It
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  Speaker 2: was flattening corn flakes?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what we would have called? Up there? With
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  Speaker 3: a crunchy or as crunchy A separating.
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  Speaker 2: Couldn't tell you. I don't know. Presto was that I'm
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  Speaker 2: guessing the brand and there was a brand once upon
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  Speaker 2: a time, might much like Uber or Jeep. You know,
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  Speaker 2: I'm guessing. And then it was, but it was all
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  Speaker 2: It was hard as fucking flint. But you throw it
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  Speaker 2: into them out there and funk away. I'd say, be
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  Speaker 2: good stuff for coming off the fags. You know what
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  Speaker 2: kind of way it keep your mouth and handed way?
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  Speaker 3: You know, it sounds like it's as enjoyable as sucking
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  Speaker 3: a rock.
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  Speaker 2: Tom, Well, here's the thing. You're you'd be fair regular
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  Speaker 2: after it.
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  Speaker 3: Well, okay, do you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: You may have to ship in the middle of a
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  Speaker 2: field while walking home, but you'll be regular nobody ever
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  Speaker 2: saw them all backed up? No, no, no, did it? No?
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  Speaker 3: Well come here, yeah, there you go. I'm Jerry McBride.
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  Speaker 3: That's Tom o' matt well. On occasion, we on occasion
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  Speaker 3: we talk about things other than agricultural. But for the
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  Speaker 3: opening of this bit, here you go. We are a
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  Speaker 3: pair of comedians, Tom working me lapsed. I don't know
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  Speaker 3: why I'm explaining the show for people, because if you
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  Speaker 3: if you were a new listener, you'd have run for
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  Speaker 3: the fucking hills.
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  Speaker 2: To be fair, we're one hundred and hundred episodes into
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  Speaker 2: this new and we're probably about two hundred episodes into
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  Speaker 2: the overall thing. I think at this stage, jaredy, they
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  Speaker 2: got it.
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  Speaker 3: I hate you'd like to think you had at least
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  Speaker 3: one new le You never.
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  Speaker 2: See never, you never say never. Jerry has appeared on
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  Speaker 2: stages in recent times with me doing stand up. So
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  Speaker 2: don't be fucking selling yourself that fucking chart, right, So, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: you know it isn't that the flames aren't completely you
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  Speaker 2: rub over the ashes. Service Often you find an out
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  Speaker 2: member of McBride just looking back Ato going he guys,
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  Speaker 2: who's who books that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Oh god. Every now and then yeah, I say, I'm
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  Speaker 3: a lapsed comedian, Like I say, you know, I haven't
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  Speaker 3: thrown the boots in the fire. Just yes, if you've
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  Speaker 3: got to get going mail mail, we'll talk. But in
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  Speaker 3: the meantime we bring our comedy to you in the
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  Speaker 3: form of a podcast which you are listening to, and
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  Speaker 3: every week we delve into a couple of bits and pieces,
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  Speaker 3: such as in the first segment of the show, where
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  Speaker 3: we really jump into the news that happens. The what
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  Speaker 3: have you is in fact the weekly what have you.
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  Speaker 3: This is a very complicated case mod you know, a
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  Speaker 3: lot of ian's, a lot of outs, a lot of
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  Speaker 3: what have you, and a lot of strands to keep
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  Speaker 3: in my head. Man.
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  Speaker 2: So as everybody knows, Jerry is a is a sports
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  Speaker 2: of fobe the right word, because you do, you do
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  Speaker 2: pay attention to these things, like.
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  Speaker 3: I am vaguely aware of the doing of sports.
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  Speaker 2: You are a vaguely aware of the doing of sports,
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  Speaker 2: and like, look, I'm not going to push you on
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  Speaker 2: all sports, but we've gone down through the you know,
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  Speaker 2: we went through I remember when of the eurosports and
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  Speaker 2: stuff like that. Last week it was a ski jump.
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  Speaker 2: But like I guarantee you Jerry can't name you know,
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  Speaker 2: the last ten world champions, ski jumpers, like either, like
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  Speaker 2: you know these these the reality of it, He's a
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  Speaker 2: fair weather the last five World Cup winners, Buddy. I know,
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  Speaker 2: I know, he's a fair weather fan at best when
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  Speaker 2: it comes to these kind of thing. But look at
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  Speaker 2: closer to home, and I try this every year with him,
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  Speaker 2: and at some stage I'm gonna get him to crack.
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  Speaker 2: But I just got to. I had to find a
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  Speaker 2: route and to get him, Jerry to enjoy the Six
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  Speaker 2: Nations doesn't have to be rugby all year round. Here
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  Speaker 2: just is just the Six Nations just because there's it's
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  Speaker 2: the WrestleMania. And now this is how I'm gonna go
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  Speaker 2: about it. Right, It's the WrestleMania of rugby. Right, It's
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  Speaker 2: the best tournament the world. Fuck the World Cup.
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  Speaker 3: Right, it's I gotta tell you, Tom, Now that is
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  Speaker 3: the weekly. What have you of this week? Is that
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  Speaker 3: the Six Nations is in full swing? And indeed it
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  Speaker 3: has been in full swing, I'm told for the past
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  Speaker 3: little week a week or so. And Tom came to
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  Speaker 3: me last week and says, well, we do the Six
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  Speaker 3: Nations for the for the weekly. What have you, and
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  Speaker 3: I was like, the fuck do I care about the
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  Speaker 3: six Nations? Tom? You know, we've got a lad getting
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  Speaker 3: trampled by bulls over here. He'll do instead or whatever
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  Speaker 3: it was the weekly what have you last week? But
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  Speaker 3: we can buy ground a game this week. And Tom
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  Speaker 3: is confident, Thomas confident that he That's the thing. That's
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  Speaker 3: the thing with the Tom and Jerry show. I may
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  Speaker 3: not like rugby, Tom has a rugby ball behind him
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  Speaker 3: as they speak.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, at least one, at least one here. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: Tom is.
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  Speaker 3: A rugby man. Always knew you to be a rugby man, Tom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's the signature thing, and I know where
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  Speaker 2: it's deep rooted in you and a lot of our
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  Speaker 2: listeners like that's all them fucking wankers, fucking chest banging
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  Speaker 2: wankers and stuff, and as they've told.
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  Speaker 3: You, Yeah, Tom, that's exactly it. That's it, That's exactly it.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, I know, I know, I know, I know.
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  Speaker 2: Leaving that aside, buried that because I have Polish people now,
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  Speaker 2: Polish friends who are into rugby, and they know they
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  Speaker 2: have none of those hang ups, right because they only
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  Speaker 2: ever found out about rugby from their local club up
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  Speaker 2: the road here where you have lad smoking effect putting
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  Speaker 2: it out of the side of the pitch. You know,
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  Speaker 2: bits of Marty's still on their fucking hands laying blocks.
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  Speaker 2: It's a select group of people, especially in around the Leinster,
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  Speaker 2: and it's starting to dilute a little bit. You're getting
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  Speaker 2: a couple of working Joe's making their way in there,
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  Speaker 2: and probably when they do, they're the standout because it's
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  Speaker 2: colds power you're talking about. But the way I want
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  Speaker 2: to go about this with you is I can tell
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  Speaker 2: you high up and low down that there's it's it's
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  Speaker 2: for regular folk too, even though it seems a bit
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  Speaker 2: elitious and stuff like that.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you're not gonna get me watching you know, French
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  Speaker 3: Club rugby with Saracens and Wasps. I don't know I'm
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  Speaker 3: talking about here, Tom, You're not gonna get me watching that,
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  Speaker 3: But you reckon, you can get me to watch the
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  Speaker 3: Six Nations exactly exactly the interesting movement this podcast on.
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  Speaker 3: You've got seven minutes. Sell me on a body, sell me,
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  Speaker 3: there's pen, sell me, there's sport.
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  Speaker 2: See that pen, see that pin. What I'm saying is
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  Speaker 2: this and this is how I would make the connection
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  Speaker 2: for Jerry. Jerry's a wrestling fan, right, and there's everything
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  Speaker 2: you need in the Six Nations from a for a
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  Speaker 2: wrestling fan.
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  Speaker 3: There's everything.
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  Speaker 2: There's so much fucking drama, there's so many villains, there's
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  Speaker 2: so many like, here's everything you love, gi and fucking
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  Speaker 2: violent humans smashing each other. Chair basically yeah, yeah, guess what.
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  Speaker 2: Guess fucking what. I'm gonna send you on a clip
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  Speaker 2: of a chap whose surname is Ferrari, but really it
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  Speaker 2: should be Caterpillar playing for fucking Italy at the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Ferrari plays for Riley.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, would you believe it?
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  Speaker 3: You've got the you know what, I'll tell you. Vince
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  Speaker 3: McMahon would love him. That's exactly what he would say.
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  Speaker 3: We've got a big lad from Italy, Colin Ferrari. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: from England, Colin Jones.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. It literally is that. And like he went around
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  Speaker 2: just I mean gb H, just fold on Irish lads
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  Speaker 2: like fucking deck chairs. Just an animal. It was amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Its beautiful to see, but we could.
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  Speaker 3: I here's the thing, Tom and before and I know
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  Speaker 3: I said, you know, I'll give you a time out,
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  Speaker 3: I'll give you right right stop. It does they say
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  Speaker 3: in rugby, they say that right, Okay, okay. What I
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  Speaker 3: what I might be inclined to like about the Six
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  Speaker 3: Names is the limited edition of it all. It's going
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  Speaker 3: to be yeah, five games, you can't play yourself exactly.
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  Speaker 3: It's that's why I'm I'm.
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  Speaker 2: It's a lovely package for people who don't want to
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  Speaker 2: dip into the club world. They don't want to dip
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  Speaker 2: into fucking autumnation shot where there's no real there's no
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  Speaker 2: real prize at the end of it. Summer Series is
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  Speaker 2: for trying out fucking young lads. The Six Nations is
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  Speaker 2: Six Nations is It's where it's all at.
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  Speaker 3: I do like that. There's clearly delineated heroes and villains
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  Speaker 3: in the whole thing, and you know, cannon fodder on
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  Speaker 3: the what not. You have Ireland who are clearly the
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  Speaker 3: heroes of the piece, England clearly the villains. Tom. That's
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  Speaker 3: going to be a recurring segment throughout this episode of
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  Speaker 3: The Talm and Jerry Show.
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  Speaker 2: I don't worry. I've got a couple of notes for
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  Speaker 2: you here.
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  Speaker 3: You know you've got You've got the Italians who God
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  Speaker 3: loved them. They're making it up in the Welsh, we
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  Speaker 3: harbor no specific world hordes.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is where the they, this is where the
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  Speaker 2: beautiful drama of it is because every dog, every dog
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  Speaker 2: has their day. Italy now are hot shit, They're not
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  Speaker 2: quite the Weekend.
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  Speaker 3: I was like, what hangers are We didn't transplant Italy?
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  Speaker 3: How the fuck battle with these days?
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  Speaker 2: This is the thing. An Irish guy went over there
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  Speaker 2: fifteen years ago and this is like a story of
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  Speaker 2: fucking Paul Bearer bringing the fucking Undertaker out of the phone.
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  Speaker 2: He did, guy went, He told a great story on
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  Speaker 2: a podcast to how they were brought over this put
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  Speaker 2: in place like these academies and cut this shit now,
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  Speaker 2: because only a couple of years ago they were talking
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  Speaker 2: about Italy can go to fucking WCW. It can fuck off.
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  Speaker 2: We're bringing somebody in like Georgia because they make square men.
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  Speaker 2: All the men are shaped like things on a minecraft
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  Speaker 2: in fucking Georgia. They're all square, no neck. But the
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  Speaker 2: Italy brought this guy in. He told the great story
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  Speaker 2: how he went, He got brought to meet the president
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  Speaker 2: of the Union. The guy had darkened sunglasses on in
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  Speaker 2: an already darkened room with blinds drawn in a hotel
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  Speaker 2: conference room, and he didn't say hello, He just lid
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  Speaker 2: a pen and a napkin across the table with a
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  Speaker 2: question mark in the euro a euro symbol. And that's
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  Speaker 2: how that's what started. How Italy are so good? Scotlands
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  Speaker 2: have come good? Who's gone ship? Whales have gone ship
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: because they've had nothing but Vince McMahon's and fucking what's
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  Speaker 2: the other guy with the ludacally black hair that went
• 13:09
  Speaker 2: gray hair, that was with WZW that Eric Bischoffs just
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  Speaker 2: riding it into the ground. I mean, hors fucking coke,
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  Speaker 2: fucking shellfush dinners, fucking steak dinners for everybody forgot all
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  Speaker 2: about all the boys and they've lost their ballocks. They're
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  Speaker 2: getting trounced by everybody. The French turn up smoking fucking
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  Speaker 2: fags and begets at the side of the pitch. If
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  Speaker 2: they're losing by halftime, their own crowd turns on them jar.
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  Speaker 2: If they're losing, they start booing their own players, and
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  Speaker 2: the lads will often just pack up the fucking they're
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  Speaker 2: already mentally on the bus before the fiftieth minute passes.
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  Speaker 3: So big characters, big big character character, even even the
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  Speaker 3: teams themselves are are clearly delineated. I like that. And now, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: here's the thing with rugby. Ah, you're gonna say, you know,
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  Speaker 3: everybody's yelling at the at the wireless appen. Hasn't Rugby
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  Speaker 3: gone very soft?
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  Speaker 2: No? No, it hasn't. Here they have taken the head
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  Speaker 2: shots out. They've tried, yeah, as best they can, but
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  Speaker 2: still giant mallets. Like at the weekend, our own scrum
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  Speaker 2: half who is five foot five got sin binned for
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  Speaker 2: high tackling. It would seem a guy six foot five,
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  Speaker 2: how do you do that? He didn't. It was a
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  Speaker 2: complete there it's a it was a fuck up of
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  Speaker 2: the judgment. Really, but if you've broken down the letter
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  Speaker 2: to the law, he should have dipped a little. But
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  Speaker 2: the guy dipped down to have his head smashed off
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  Speaker 2: our from half. Craig Casey, who is the ray mist
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  Speaker 2: Stereo of world fucking rugby. The guy can do things
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  Speaker 2: like he has moves where a ball will be traveling
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  Speaker 2: in over the fucking over the sideline, he'll be outside
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  Speaker 2: the sideline, jump through the air like Superman, catch the
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  Speaker 2: ball and land in pitch and then run it up
• 14:50
  Speaker 2: the field and people are just going And his nickname
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: is the rock Goblin. His stay like rock Goblin, Yeah,
• 14:57
  Speaker 2: the rock Goblin. There's there's guys. There's one guy who
• 15:02
  Speaker 2: plays from Munster, but he's kind of in the Ireland.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: His nickname is the Slim Reaper. He's see he's six
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: foot ten. He fucking and the animal. He's a rocket.
• 15:11
  Speaker 2: There's a guy for England right now we'll get around
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: called Henry Pollock that is so posh and so blond
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: and so English and so arrogant and even the English girl.
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: Oh he's a cunt. Oh yeah, okay, the guy will
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: score a try, right, he'll score a fucking try because
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: he is very good. The fucker. He's only twenty two
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: and then it start feeling his pulse on his neck
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: in front of the opposition crowd. Go no, haven't even
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: raised yet. Nice, He's he's grown a rattail. He does
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: things like the basketball bounce and shushing the audience. They
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: fucking hate him. He's a panto villain. This fucking brutal
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: it's about everybody. Fucking okay, okay, you go to iron
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: now and all of a sudden we've this fucking hit
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: this between our out halves who are like the quarterback
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: of the team, and they all the time should have
• 15:57
  Speaker 2: had in the guy that came on and saved our
• 16:00
  Speaker 2: blowshes against Italy the other day. But they've been trialing
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: this new kid that I were sure was gonna click.
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: Never clicked, clicking, not clicking, And the whole place just
• 16:10
  Speaker 2: was fucking open armed, and there was water like faction
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: fighting over why you should have had this guy in
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: and that guy in. The other guy came on Crowley
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: and basically dragged us back and won the fucking match
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: for us. And then we get to play England next
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: weekend and it's still all on the line. England beat
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: our So Scotland lose Italy last weekend?
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: Shock?
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: What the fuck Scotland? This is there going to be
• 16:35
  Speaker 2: their year? They lose to Italy, what did they do?
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: They turn around, eat a big fucking hagis sticky, tistle
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: down their fucking underpants and they beat the fucking the
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: tournament second favorites England at home. This fuck weekend just gone.
• 16:50
  Speaker 2: So now we get England. So we're all on a
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: game last each Only France can be toppled, and at
• 16:57
  Speaker 2: this stage we don't know who we're going to do
• 16:59
  Speaker 2: that because we didn't I'm gonna do it when we
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: played them in the first round. But it's it's all
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: to fucking play for jair.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Interesting, okay, so it's a it's an exciting, quick moving tournament,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: which okay, so we've done away with the chair shots
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: to the head, but still someone will get a dig
• 17:12
  Speaker 3: every now and then. This is bally.
• 17:13
  Speaker 2: This is the thing like two rows broke out of
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: the weekend, or you would have loved it. Somebody got clotheslined.
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: It was fucking beautiful. There was guys getting absolutely turned
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: upside down, caught in half, faces being split open. One
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: guy's ear was hanging down. It was absolute violence.
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: So it sounds to me like Tom that the action
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: on the pitch is where you wanted to be. And
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: lord knows, a game of rugby is eighty minutes, not ninety,
• 17:38
  Speaker 3: so there's a limited amount of time you have to
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: sit watching this.
• 17:40
  Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing. Their breaks are, even their
• 17:42
  Speaker 2: break is very fast. They have the clock on. It's
• 17:45
  Speaker 2: all about moving the game faster, even when once upon
• 17:48
  Speaker 2: a time they'll be fuck acting around with you know,
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: putting the ball on the teeth, kick it over the bar,
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: all that. It's a shot clock now you got thirty
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: seconds kid, or we take the ball off you. That's
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: what they've done.
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: Now they've speed to be design would getting things to
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: move along. So let me go back to a point
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: that was raised earlier tom By, You not me, but
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: I was gonna bring it up on it. Bears arepeating
• 18:08
  Speaker 3: the whankers, Tom Yeah, they are there. What have we
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: done about the whankers?
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately they are there. That's the only thing I will
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: say to you, Jar, they are there. You'd want to
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: get the cheap seats. If you can get cheap seats,
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: if you do hap them to go and I say
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: lansdown Road, not Daviva, because you know, if you can
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: get the cheap seats to go see Ireland, I would
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: go see Ireland. Hey, I tell you what, go see
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: the women play. It's far more fucking, far more wholesome,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: almost no Red Trouser's Brigade. But if you do go
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: see the men, I would why not go pick your
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: favorite pub and watch it and just shout and hope
• 18:39
  Speaker 2: that somebody opposition is in there. Because the great thing
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: about rugby is there's a strong possibility you won't have
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: to fight another person while watching it. But it is
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: open season to absolutely sewed into each other, like, no
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: matter how much you fucking on. But it's kind of
• 18:54
  Speaker 2: a written rule that you just go shake hands afterwards.
• 18:58
  Speaker 2: You're not gonna fucking actually bust us barstool off each
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: other's faces in the pulp.
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: It's it's more gentlemanly than that. When you watch so
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: much accusations here, Tom.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: But this is I know, this is the thing when
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: you're watching so much violence out on the pitches, like, oh,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: there's no mystery as to what will happen. If somebody
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: gets an elbow to the fucking mouth, you lose all
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: your fucking teeth, you know what I mean. So there's
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: an element of that too, But it is an open season.
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: There's literally nothing we can do with the wankers. I
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: can only tell you jer if you there's less of them,
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: there's lesson in conduct and Munster, there's lesson Tom. I know,
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: I know I'm in I'm in Duke central here, but
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: you're finding less and less of them are getting there
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: getting to it now because they disapprove of the commoner.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: Believe it or not, you will.
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: Still get fucking wankers with their hip flasks pronouncing people's
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: names wrong because they're there off a delight fucking free
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: ticket or a KPMG fucking free ticket, and I'll never
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: forget it. You're I was standing behind to fucking wankers
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: one day and they were both cheering for Ronanoghar, whose
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: nickname was Raj, but because they only ret reddit in
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: a word, the word they fucking, were both more cheering
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: for Rog.
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: And it wasn't until two fellas who are clearly from
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: clear just when fucking rog you fucking after about the
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: fifteen time of the showing. That was the last the
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: lads piped up. But you will the great thing about
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: rugby you can call fuckers out in the audience. You
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: shut the fuck up with you.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: I don't know for that, Well tell me Tom. In closing,
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: the Six Nations were about three matches into it now,
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: so there's only a couple of matches by the time
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: this podcast comes out. They're probably only going to be
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: two more.
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: Right, No, you have three more, You have three more left.
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: So we took up. We've got England as this comes
• 20:37
  Speaker 2: out on Thursday. We've got England on Saturday. We have
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: Whales to follow on Friday night Under Friday night lights
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: and then we'll have Scotland. But we have a I
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: think we got to they do give him one break
• 20:49
  Speaker 2: one weekend off our bodies are pretty fucked up after
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: the third match, like lads have fucking got to get
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: their next turned round and stuff like that. You'll like
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: the coach in the Ireland setup. He was a bit
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: of an elitiousness to it before. The coach is very
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: much a working class bloke. He's from Wigan, used to
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: be a county council joiner before he went professional at rugby. Yeah,
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: he was a joiner for the county council in Wigan.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: MM, so you do like the council.
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: But he and he does have an high restur name
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: and being from Wigan, you can accept him like he
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: was a highly violent player himself in his day.
• 21:25
  Speaker 3: Do I know what's his name?
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Andy Farrell? No, apparently can still walk into the.
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: If you know, unless you turn around and said it's
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: Joan olomo I would have been like, not never heard.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I know, But to
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: be fair.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: Wigan County counclor Joan Olomu.
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know what, there's there's a thing that
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: guy can still walk into the gym or party and
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: out bench most mostly playing. He's in his fifties, like
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: he's he's still a fucking animal like. But as he
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: said himself, he could still hang it. Or if it
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: ever came to it.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: No about what I tell you, get a trade. Everybody
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: listening to this, get a trade.
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: There you go, he Alway said, I can fall back.
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: He still has the twos underneath the stairs. He's a
• 22:05
  Speaker 2: good it would seem like a good lad. It's a
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: lot more palatable to watch now, Jer if you can
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: just cast off the notion of the red trousers and
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: pron sandwich brigade. That's the big thing I say to people,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: And it will very easy to be a Monster fan
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: because it's cold cheese and conduct as well. Cold cheese typically,
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Not a lot of
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: red trowsers accepted.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: Well, do you know what we're gonna have to do? Tom?
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: We might have to throw it open to the Tom
• 22:28
  Speaker 3: and Jerry audiences. I would or not. I'm doing the
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: right thing. Avoid and rugby like the plague, or should
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: I here at least allow myself the six Nations. I'm
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: not going to be watching the Lions on tour and
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: this here.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: But let me give you one last parting danger, one
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: last parting thing that might just push you over the edge.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: We very very often beat the ship out of England,
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: very very often, in fact, England Now fear us, Genno.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: It's a it's compelling Tom.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: You can see his face every like you can see
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: Jerry's face. Oh Jesus Christ, you just hit me with
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: the fucking singer shot. That's exactly what I was what
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: I was hoping I was gonna hear this evening.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: It's nice. It's nice to win. You know, we do
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: over answer double.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: We are, We're quite good at it.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Well, there you go. We will keep an eye on
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: those lads going forward. And if you think we should
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: or should not, maybe you think I should watch more rugby.
• 23:24
  Speaker 3: Maybe after that segment you think Tom should watch less,
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: we should have a look at going forward. But enough
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: about those lads. We've got to move on to other
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: lads that have crept up through the week. In particular,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: we always like to call out one lad, one lad
• 23:39
  Speaker 3: who I'm just gonna say. Tom is better than everybody else,
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: sometimes better at being bad and sometimes better at being good.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Which is the case this week, let's get into it, Tom,
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: let's talk about this line.
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: There's we're getting a bit too nice in our old age, Jar.
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: I mean, we're typically a rip the pace podcast like,
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: but there's sometimes we gotta go.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: Well Jesus Christ, Tom there, you know you want to
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: say rip the pissume. You know you want to stick
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: around for the closing segment of this. Oh yeah, shot
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: loaded buddy, I know, I know, But for now we are.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: We are actually gonna go to a nice story and
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna people are gonna call foul on this. Ah.
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: It's a story about this lad from Monaghan, don't you know.
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: Actually we were taking the task for not including the
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Monaghan family that saved themselves off the coast of Australia
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: there last week we gave them a shout out, that's
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: what we could do, and give them another shout out,
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: well done, still got it, guys. But this week's this
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: lad is from Monaghan. He's a Cloneers man, which you
• 24:38
  Speaker 3: know is just about all right. Not everybody Monhan likes
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: each other, right, I'm not gonna keep an eye on
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: them North Monaghan hers, but Monaghan man Shane McLaughlin broke
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: another world record this week by pulling a one hundred
• 24:51
  Speaker 3: and twenty ton boat up a peer in Connamara, because
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: Shane Monaghan, Shane McLachlan, I beg your pardon from Monahan.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Shane McLachlan. He is a strong man.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: He is a strong man and this is his sixth
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: Guinness Book Book record that he's out of beaten.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: He pulled the Guinness records and getting sick all over yourself.
• 25:12
  Speaker 2: Well yeah, I mean, Jesus Christ, why not he's twenty
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: back in twenty twenty four he pulled an eighteen ton truck.
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: A fucking truck he pulled. Yes, it's first led to
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: further back to back world records. He broke it. He
• 25:26
  Speaker 2: broke most of the man he pulled. He pulled a
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: forty tonner. So I'm guessing the one with a loaded
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: fucking trailer and everything since Like now, I mean, people
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: go ashure, look at what's the fucking mainsre thing here?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: You pulled one hundred and twenty ton ferry name it's
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: actually the biggest. I think it's the biggest. People Faerry
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Island to island people ferry it's out in Kinnamara. Yeah,
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Sir of Farga is the name of the passenger one
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: and yeah, pulled it out in in Galway just gone
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: and people were high fiving, going, she's great. Man. He
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: pulled another one. A strong man. That's great. We've seen
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: strong man. You haven't seen a strong man like this fella.
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: This fella is doing it. Fucking Cossa Henry one fucking
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: leg he.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: Has a one legged man. Yes, Shane McLachlin is a
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: paralympian as well, and he has like a you know,
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: people will know. I know the way to describe it,
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: the quickest way to tell you. He's got like an
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: Oscar story, you.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Know, like I just that's that's you know, it's it's
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: the paddle. He's got a paddle.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Doesn't terribly sorry. Oscar story is just kind of.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: He made those blades famous, Yeah he did.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: He made he made it famous. What kind of.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: Pretty famous for?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: Look up where Oscar stories is the jail? I still
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: think regardless of that. Now, Shane McLachlan, paralympian is pulling
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: more with with the prosthetic leg than you've ever pulled
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: in your goddamn life. Palm.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: Fuck, what I love is It's like not that I love,
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: but the dude, doesn't he's missing lake cool for him
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: because he's doing cool shit. He's probably doing cooler shit
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: now than he ever fucking did. But he lost it.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: It wasn't like a birth defect. It was the most
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: culchy fucking thing ever. Of course, he's most definitely a
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: bee farmer if he's from Clonus or the Brazilian lad.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: Once she said to me, I'm off the Clone Clones
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: for the weekend and went, I know where you're going.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: You're saying it wrong.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: Attack of the Clonus.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: Enjoy yourself. He went off the Clones, but this chat
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: it's It was a tractor incident, and agree incident. He
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: lost the fucking leg. Wait, you know every family's got one.
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: Every family's got one.
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: You ask anybody in the country about a fucking pto
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: shaft and yeah, I'm here the stories. We don't know
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: exactly how Shane come to lose his leg, but he's
• 27:39
  Speaker 3: done wonders since he's gone on, as Thomas said, there
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: to break six world records, pulling things about the place.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Now here's the thing I want to get into. And
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: this could very well have been a segue into we
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Remember when, But we're gonna hitch this with a little
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: bit of strong man knowledge that me and Tom have
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: picked up over the last forty years. Like I said,
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: could have been a closing segment of the show, But
• 27:58
  Speaker 3: this lad deserved to be this lad. When we say
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: he pulled things, there's a lot of people listening to
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: this may have never grown up with the World's Strongest
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: Man on TV, so they may not know what we
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: mean by pulling it, Like what did he do? Did
• 28:09
  Speaker 3: he tug a war? Like? What is this man doing?
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: Pulling machinery is a tried and trusted way to prove
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: that you are a strong man. You literally put a
• 28:22
  Speaker 3: harness on you, not terribly unlike a horse or an
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: ox or some other beast of burden. A rope is
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: attached to whatever it is that you want to pull,
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: a tractor, a lurry, in this instance, a boat, and
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: then you just basically lean forward and with the strength
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: in your lower body, you just grunt and huff and
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: puff and drag that son of a bitch up the road.
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: We have seen people pull planes, trains, and automobiles, not
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: a joke. And I think of all the things that
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: it would be hardest to pull home, a boat has
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: to be right up there right.
• 28:58
  Speaker 2: I don't know. Friction wise, I don't know. I mean,
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: you're gonna put like once you get it rolling. I
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: mean it's hard argument that blokes on one fucking leg.
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: But once you get it moving, I want I don't know.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I've never tried to pull anything close to that. But
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: what I like about you is he looks like he
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: could be heading for strong man, big old culchy shoulders
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: on him. Not not one of these shredded fucking flutes
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: you see down the gym, fucking prose and making videos
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: of themselves. These buys you need, You need ballasts, you
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: need a fucking big belly on you. You look at
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: anybody wants to go look at the big I think
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: it was. I'm sure I think half Thor has beaten
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: him now at this stage. But I know Eddie Hall,
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: who was the world strongest man, a British guy. He
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: broke the original record of lifting a metric fucking ton.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: Gotta nose. He's he burst the vessels in his fucking
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: nose while doing it. If you look at him, you're
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: like that man looks on the fucking ready for an
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: art attack. Yes he is, but he's doing it for
• 29:51
  Speaker 2: like he's got a big old belly, big old diddies,
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: but he needs all that gear for all that haul.
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: And you can't. You can't be going around with a
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: shredded six pack fuck and lifting things and pulling things.
• 30:02
  Speaker 3: The strong men that we know, Tom are not the
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: same as the bodybuilder that we know. So like you
• 30:07
  Speaker 3: know me and Tom, I gotta tell you, for two
• 30:09
  Speaker 3: straight married men.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: We watch a lot of this ship.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, the bodybuilders of the Arnolds of this world that
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: are built for like sculpture and like dehydrated down the
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: fuck you can see every bit of sinew on them.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: That's the bodybuilders. The strong men Tom, not so much
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: the strong man as you said there yourself. At a glance,
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: you're like there's a barrel of a lad and then
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: you get a bit closer to him and like, all right, no,
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: this is just like pure solid, like freaking bulk.
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: Well, there was there was a famous and this is
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: her back to a previous subject. There was a famous
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: line from a guy Ox and Chay is his name.
• 30:44
  Speaker 2: He's a front rower for for South Africa and big
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: old belly, big old back, big old neck bo licks
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: his lips of scrummageon because scrummageing is essentially the same thing.
• 30:56
  Speaker 2: You're just driving your big old and he was famous
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: after they went, what are you going to do after
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: you win the World Cup? Finally, because whether it's a
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: giant cake in the dressing room, they went, seriously, you're
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: not going to maybe go trying Peter down, because when
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: did good cracks start with salads? And this man ran
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: away from the cameras with his work cup medal into
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: eat a giant cake because he had done all the
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: push and the hoofing and draggon and pulling that he
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: needed to do. And that man has a big belly
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: on him. But a peak athlete, a peak athlete.
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is like when when in Beauty and
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: the Beast when Gaston says, when I was lad, I
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me grow large,
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: And Gaston is like a good looking dude. You know,
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: these lads do eat four dozen eggs every morning to
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: help them get large, and large is what they get
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: in every direction. These are big, roundie bulky dudes. They
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: are like big Van Vader rather than Sting.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: There was only one that ever here, and I would
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: question all the substances, but it was a guy and
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: our Polish listeners may fucking well you'll have to get
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: on fucking board with this. But a guy by the
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: name of Mary's Podnovski, I don't remember. He won it
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: five times.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: He was the strongest man.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but he was ginormous. But he had a low
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: body five percentage as well, so he did look caught.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: But I don't no, I think that girl hasn't been
• 32:24
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent disted like it was. There's something weird
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: because every other one around him, like Brian Shaw, like
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: what was your man big z? They called him from
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: the Ukraine. He wonted like three or four times. And
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: then you see like Eddie Hall, who was the everybody
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: else there's the two brothers from Scotland, all big bellies,
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: you nice big fucking roundy fucking bodies on him carrying
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: serious tank a muscle.
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: Even like twenty five and thirty stone.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Oh at a man. Eddie Hall said, when he was
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: at full tilt he was one hundred and sixty five kilos.
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, now that's for anybody wondering eight stone and fifty
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: kilos you do the mets, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: That's going by myse's as four hundred pounds.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: There, but yeah, like the same. The same guy in
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: an interview recently said he's thirteen year old, is one
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: hundred and five cage's and six foot already.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: And again we're not going straight too far into we
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: remember when territory. But if you are a strong man
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: and you need to prove how strong you are in
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: competition against other strong men, you know there are a
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: couple of things. Now there are there are specific events
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: such as deadlifting and bench pressing and the.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Aqat stones, the acklet stones.
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: But what is great about it is that there is
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: also strong men competitions which are like the wacky races
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: of the sports world.
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah better.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: Everything is just like designed to be well, let's see
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: how strong you are. You say you're strong, okay, Let's
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: see you carry five milk turns, yeah, one hundred yards
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: up the road and then drop a come back with
• 34:00
  Speaker 3: six milk turns and we're just going to keep going
• 34:02
  Speaker 3: up and down on the one of you fuckers falls over.
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: The one eyelight was they would pick the floor pan
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: was gone out, but they would show that there was
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: a real car. It would be a two CV and
• 34:12
  Speaker 2: somebody would reverse it into the starting spot, but the
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: floor plan plan would be more or less gone out
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: of it, so the lads could stand inside the car
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: no wind screen, so their shoulders and I would and
• 34:23
  Speaker 2: head would come through the windscreen and there'd be straps
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: obviously strapping into the chessis inside over their shoulders, and
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: then they would just walk and engined two CV citron
• 34:34
  Speaker 2: just walk it in a farmer's they call it the
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: farmers walk, and just walking with a fucking car on
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: them like a dress, the.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: Walking transformers, just walking around the car with legs. There
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: was one there was one particular event in the World's
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: Strongest Man which was always seemed really brutal. It was
• 34:51
  Speaker 3: called the Atlas Stones, which, oh my god, big globes
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: of concrete and rock that you had to lift off
• 34:56
  Speaker 3: the ground and put on like a plint. And I
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: the rocks got heavier. As the Atlas stones got heavier,
• 35:03
  Speaker 3: the plint's got higher. Yeah, so you have to keep
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: all the way down, lift the thing, put it on
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: the plant all the way down, lift another thing, put
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: it on the plint, and there will be lads with
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: veins popping out of their heads. You'd be like, okay,
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: we're in the realm here of genuine monsters of men.
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: But you'd see him like the stone would off and
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: roll back on the high one, belt him in the mouth,
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: invariably pump and fucking blood, make no odds, make no ods,
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: quick shot of fucking smelling salt. And you see the
• 35:29
  Speaker 2: tarry ship that they put in their hands for a grip. Yeah, yeah,
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: like they're just going for that. What I always liked
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: about it, what I like like Jane didn't pull that by,
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: you know, by I will give it a go. He
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: fucking practiced at that, oh her. And I'm telling you now,
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: you know, feel good factor and all that. It was
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: to show other paralympians it can be done, or other
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: amputies that it'll be done. I guarantee he was like
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: a motherfucker that morning. He was tuned in because when
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: you see these strong men, this isn't like you just
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: can't have as it because you just won't work. It
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: won't do you. The ting won't fucking happen. There was
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: a great guy from Ireland and I think he was
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: too range and too tall. Kill Kenny guy and I
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: remember he was going He did well in the British one.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: His thing was fuck me, could he hold a thing?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: Whatever about lifting and walk? He did this one where
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: they had him it was Britain strongest man and to
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: qualify to go through to worlds and he beat everybody
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: hands down. They had you standing in like a bird
• 36:27
  Speaker 2: cage if you imagine from a crab over the water,
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: but through a hole in the bottom of the cage,
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: a tea barn would come up to was would come
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: up to you, and hanging below the cage would be
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: a giant fucking weight. So you're hanging. You've got enough
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: space to stand in the cage at the bottom for
• 36:47
  Speaker 2: your feet to stand up, but there would be the
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: rest would be open. So when your hands would fucking free,
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: what would lose? It would drop the barn would all
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: go into the water. But fuck me, this guy just
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: and he locked on let it go. He just would
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: not let it go like any he now I think
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: he probably burned himself. A small but cuter fellows would
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: just go to what they think would be enough to
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: get him the points, but he just kept fucking holding
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: this thing like the Irish for you, yeah or all
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: or not?
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: There was one actually there's one last event now that
• 37:17
  Speaker 3: I always used to love is like how strong are you?
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: You know, let's see what you can bench. Let's see no, no,
• 37:22
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you how strong I am. Let's see how
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: high I can hook an empty keg? Ahead?
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. There's also the watch call the Games, the Highland.
• 37:31
  Speaker 3: Game, the Highland Games, yeah, which is yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: A lot of guys of the strong man world show
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: up to that, and it's tossing the key.
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: Which tossing things, yeah, was always good. Sometimes it'll be
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: just like a like what we'd call like a breeze block,
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: a cinder block for you Americans out there, a cavity
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: block as we'd know them up their way.
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: There's there's a great one. I remember they used to
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: do the country fair near here, and it would be
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: hiking a bale with a and you'd fling it over
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: a certain bar, much like the high jump.
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: Exactly, but like high like twenty for high.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Well, like these lads are savages to be able to
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: do that as well, like.
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: And throwing the kegs. And because like you know, most
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: of us, I would dare say most of us, whether
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: they ever walk in a bar or not, have at
• 38:09
  Speaker 3: least lifted a keg. If you're if even just to
• 38:12
  Speaker 3: move it out of your way. At some stage in
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: your life, you've probably handled a keg and you can feel,
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: roughly speaking, how heavy it is. It's got to be
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: has it getting that and just hooking it behind you
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: over a wall. We did love that, And Shane again,
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: thanks for bringing us this crack about strong men and
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: fair plate you aquordeous. I still claim Tom that pulling
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: a boat is harder than pulling a plane.
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: I do think so. There'll be a certain conduct continuous
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: to it because you can't walk directly in front of it.
• 38:44
  Speaker 2: If you get me, yeah, you're pulled off to the side.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: You gotta walk. And that's the one thing I'm looking
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: at Shane here in the picture of going, oh fuck it,
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: like you've got to walk off to the side and
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: drag it along.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I to drag it along the pier. Like I'm not
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: saying pulling a plane is handy, but you just you
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: pull up a plane, you lift the handbrick of it,
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: you follow your follows and pull your like this fellow here,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: now he's not for nothing as well. How I'm going
• 39:07
  Speaker 3: to tell you he's pulling against the current.
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: He is pulling against the current.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: Actually, yes, if you weren't this lad before? You're this
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: lad Nowtion Well don't you there? If you are and
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: he listening to the Tom and Jerry Show, please let
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: us know. Ah, if you've listened to what we've said
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: about you and you take offense to us, bring it
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: up with Tom.
• 39:26
  Speaker 2: I do want to give an arm.
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: You've given you a bad manners. I'm a mon and man.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I do want to give an honorable shout out man.
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: He passed away a couple of weeks ago. He was
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: what Ireland strongest man. I think he won Britain Strongest
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: Man three times. Limerick chap pawed wire, very good man
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: for charities that all right, yes, yes, yes he switched.
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: He switched code. He was an incredible bodybuilder and decided,
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna the body can't really take the beat and
• 39:48
  Speaker 2: it's taken anymore. But I do want to stay in shape,
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: so I'm gonna see can I test myself? Can I
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: get shredded? And that was his downfall, would seem his
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: heart gave out in fortye o old man. But he
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: had been a great advocate for people who do you
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: know the underdog. He was a great guy for talking
• 40:07
  Speaker 2: people up that were taking especially abuse online for being
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: just trying their hardest.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: And do you know you had me at he beat
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: the English?
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, yeah, fair enough.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: Listen, you might think that, you know, we've had two
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: segments so far, we've had to go with the English.
• 40:26
  Speaker 3: They couldn't possibly go for three.
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: Oh shit.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: Stick around, yeah, stick around For this last bit of
• 40:31
  Speaker 3: the show, Me and Tom are going to take a
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: trip down memory lane, ladies and gentlemen, because, as we
• 40:36
  Speaker 3: said several times on the show, we're not young men.
• 40:37
  Speaker 3: Were in our forties, born early eighties, you know, lived
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: through an awful lot, seen a lot of things come
• 40:42
  Speaker 3: and go in our time, always die off, new ways
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: come to pass, and we talk about him. The final
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: segment of the show called we Remember When When I
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years.
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: Ago, I remember when Jerry, but I remember Bro. I
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: like how this one came about, As you know, it's
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: it's as a very current event that has happened in Dublin's.
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: Currently happening, happening right now, in the process of being stopped.
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: Happening right now, because the protest is going to go
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: against uh, go against these bastards to give context to
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: it before we jump into the we remember when of
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: it a Dublin, a brand new Dublin hotel. I say,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: brand new the fucking thing every time I drove past it.
• 41:27
  Speaker 2: It's gathering up around for the last two years nearly.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: But where the Exchequer is, I'm not sure. It's called
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: the Hoxton Hotel. Of course it's going to sound for English.
• 41:36
  Speaker 2: Let's don't call it thing the Hoxton Hotel in the
• 41:39
  Speaker 2: middle of Dublin.
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: But shockness's bed and breakfast.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Now you're talking. Now you're talking. If anybody's kind of gone,
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: I know where that is. It's the Exchequer, just off
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: George Street, be on the block off Georgia Street, but
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: it would be kind of looking partially up the lane
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: beside the Stag's head.
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: Let me let me tell you what it is. Tom.
• 41:56
  Speaker 3: All the Dubliners know where it is, and all the
• 41:59
  Speaker 3: cultures know what's in double.
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: I'll tell you how I know that hotel and I
• 42:02
  Speaker 2: have a history with that hotel. I did my audition
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: for Demo and ivor the TV show in one of
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: the sweets, and that that hotel.
• 42:12
  Speaker 3: There's a long running history of horror. It was.
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: It was a couch, jerk, buddy, I did some things.
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: It got it got me the gig. But anyway, essentially
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: one of the one up to now the hospital hotel
• 42:26
  Speaker 2: shower of folks. Anyway, they're from a hotel, a pot,
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: a branch of a hostel, hotel group and essentially what
• 42:35
  Speaker 2: called they've they've taken umbrage this crowd called Trinity Hospitality.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: I think they own another hotel down and down on
• 42:45
  Speaker 2: Dame Street. Essentially what has happened is they claim that
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: the nightclub, which is not attached now it's across the
• 42:54
  Speaker 2: street from them, its music has been playing too fucking loud.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: And if I had to close up to thirty one
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: bedrooms and claiming three hundred thousand in damages in losses
• 43:07
  Speaker 2: with thirty one bedrooms, well, Jerry, I'll tell you one thing.
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: I'd be opening a fucking hotel fair quick if you
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: could turn over for three hundred fucking thousand in thirty
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: one rooms in the space of about a month. Yeah,
• 43:17
  Speaker 2: he'sus fucking wept now good batter and different hotel. It's
• 43:21
  Speaker 2: Middland at fucking best. I don't believe it as parking,
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: so I don't know where they get their fucking bashes
• 43:25
  Speaker 2: from but their cribbon. What they're cribbing about, and me
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: and Jerry were talking about this beforehand is the much
• 43:31
  Speaker 2: Love Yemen Moory is a is a is a Kaya.
• 43:37
  Speaker 2: I've never been in this sober there. I don't think
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: it was a fucking nightclub. I think it's a late bar,
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: which late.
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: I want to call it a night club for the
• 43:44
  Speaker 3: purpose of this spir at the nightclub.
• 43:45
  Speaker 2: Okay, And the one and only time, the last sorry,
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: the last time I was in there. I was in
• 43:49
  Speaker 2: there for we got taken out after a gig by
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: Miller Beer not sponsoring the ad, but they sponsored this
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: night where they put on a load of beer for
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: us and we could our own karaoke suite. So you
• 44:02
  Speaker 2: go down about fifteen and went down and all sang
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: karaoke songs downstairs. At no point did I go, what
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: do you know what I reckon? This place is right
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: fucking noisy. It was what it was. It's a fucking
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: bar on a bar street like this crowd. If they
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: put the fucking hotel out in the middle.
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: Of I knew rightly what they're doing. Tom. We're gonna
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: watch this case unfold because what we're looking at right.
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: Here is another attack on the nightlife in Dublin. Now
• 44:26
  Speaker 3: here's the thing, right, nightclubs. Tom. This is what we
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: remember when is about this week is nightclubs. Because what
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: we're watching here is yet another nightclub closed down. Myself
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: and Tom lived in a world not that very long
• 44:42
  Speaker 3: ago where there was a nightclub in every town in Ireland.
• 44:45
  Speaker 3: Some had two young like my own had three. Now
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: we're tolder men. Now I'm in my mid to late forties.
• 44:53
  Speaker 3: Tom's coming up behind me there, all right. I could
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: not be dragged into a nightclub, Tom. I've said it
• 44:59
  Speaker 3: before on this pot cast. The next time I'm in
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: a nightclub, it'll be by some curious turn of fate
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: if a bounc or throws me into one.
• 45:07
  Speaker 2: No, i'd say, the next time you'll be in one
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: is when we're well for the crack. Will roll your
• 45:11
  Speaker 2: coffin into one exactly and just drink pints off your
• 45:15
  Speaker 2: coffin exactly.
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: So so we have no dog in the fight. They
• 45:19
  Speaker 3: can keep your memory open, or they can close. We're
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: probably never going to set foot in it again, but
• 45:24
  Speaker 3: we remember what nightclubs were for us. I'm sorry to
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: put on my serious voice here, Tom. But we remember
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: what nightclubs were to us as young men and young people,
• 45:33
  Speaker 3: and if that is taken away from this country, I
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: wonder where young people will.
• 45:38
  Speaker 2: Go, Well, where are you going to get the shift?
• 45:41
  Speaker 2: Where are you?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: And you know we can laugh about that, okay, we
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: can be funny and smart and laugh about that. But
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: when I was a young fella, if you were going
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: out to meet someone, you went to a nightclub. Yeah,
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: so a pretty girl and you know, if you liked
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: the luck at you you like the look of horror.
• 45:57
  Speaker 3: You know, you drank four or five pints and then
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: you wander to But yeah, I mean, you know that
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: was where that It was a place and it was
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: where people got together. And we've talked about it on
• 46:05
  Speaker 3: the show before. How like you know, we know the
• 46:07
  Speaker 3: dating culture has changed in this world and everybody's on
• 46:10
  Speaker 3: the apps and all this kind of crack. A nightclub
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: was a place where you could do all that and
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: actually be in the company of people. It was a
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: very very important part of life. And now that it
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: has been stripped out of every town in Ireland. My
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: local hometown, Tom had three nightclubs, get so many as
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: now pal none is so many of the fucking county
• 46:29
  Speaker 3: has the whole county. Monon has maybe one or two
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: nightclubs tops.
• 46:34
  Speaker 2: I'd say it's the same for Tipperary right now, I
• 46:36
  Speaker 2: would say so there, Well, I I can'st it's a
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: big old fucking place. But you would go far and
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: wide to try and find that. There'll be one in
• 46:44
  Speaker 2: cash On, maybe one in Clammel. Now there'll be one,
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: two maybe in Turless. None in Tipperary, none in care Like,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: I don't know, maybe carry can show a couple of
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: There's very very few. And as you said, it was
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: kind of like there was two a point there there
• 47:02
  Speaker 2: was one we used to we had one in Tiperary Town.
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: There was another one in a small village called dun Drum.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: Then Drum has made quite the news splash in recent years.
• 47:12
  Speaker 2: You know, they have quite a lot of new visitors
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: that outweigh the amount of people actually living there. It
• 47:17
  Speaker 2: doesn't make you know, but they had this nightclub Jair
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: and I don't know, did your man win the lotto
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: or something, but it went from being like a hotel
• 47:28
  Speaker 2: kind of function nightclub. You know, they start the usual
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: start carpets thinking, but class that's all you wanted to
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: be in this multi leveled Yeah fucking he had these
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: two giant stone wizards beside the DJ like they had
• 47:45
  Speaker 2: glass floors put in. It was insanity out in the
• 47:48
  Speaker 2: middle of the sticks, but you know what, people bust
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: out there and there was class. You're going out there.
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: Girls are meeting for the lads, lads are meeting for
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: the boards in orderybody's get drinking me fucking jaeger bombs.
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: And you were meeting pals that you'd have for twenty years.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: That's for damn sure.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah right, yeah, that's it. That was it, and you're
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: all back on the boats then walking way back out
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: of it. But then you go to town, you go
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: to towns, you go to cities, and cities are the same.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Their nightclubs are just about filled with Germans tourists right now,
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Like nobody's going to a fucking nightclub anymore because they're
• 48:20
  Speaker 2: just not around. We there was always powerful, of course,
• 48:25
  Speaker 2: what you would do, like you'd have you make sure
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: to have a few beforehand because knew just steeper in there.
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: But like college fucking nightclubs. Like man, they used to
• 48:33
  Speaker 2: college and i's to piss. They used to service. But
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: my God, were we fucking happy?
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: You know, the crack you'd have. And I've actually a
• 48:41
  Speaker 3: bit of a statistic I reminded myself there and I
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: remember seeing this. Now it was last year January twenty
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: twenty five. There was a census taken of active nightclubs
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty five. So take away a year out of
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: this time, eighty three active nightclubs in Ireland. In Ireland
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: right down from two in the year to two it
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: was five hundred and twenty two and eighty four percent decline. Now,
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: you know a lot of laughs on the Tom and
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Jerry show. That's fucking catamalogin right there, Jesus.
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: When you think about how many fucking strobe lights, how
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: many DJs are out of work? Like you know what
• 49:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, some amount of work gone there.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: There were bouncers punching in the back of the head.
• 49:20
  Speaker 2: Now, Tom, Now you said it like we I bounced
• 49:23
  Speaker 2: for a brief period, like back when I had a
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: neck like a leg. But it was I remember that
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: like it was the lifeblood of Clanic County.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: And it was it was where you know, you know,
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: everybody laughs ta mangoes where the gang goes, you know, yeah,
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: where you would go out and look not for good
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: and for real, Tom, you would get a bunch of
• 49:41
  Speaker 3: lads that would be out with drink involved. You know,
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: you would have roused and you would have all this
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: sort of thing now. But my god, damn it, like
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: the crack out weighed all of that year. You wouldn't
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: want to say, like, you know, it wasn't you know,
• 49:55
  Speaker 3: I know there was an awful lot of bad fights
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: and all this sort of thing kicked off by and
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: large as.
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: It was a timely safe place to go. Yeah, we
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: used to. I suppose we used to go to this one.
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: And I don't know how we got. We were under age,
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: but we looked old enough, you know what I mean.
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: But we and we conducted ourselves like fellows who would
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: be able to handle pints, because you know, at that stage,
• 50:19
  Speaker 2: I think we were seventeen, we were able to handle pints.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, seventeen is culture eighteen times. Yeah it is a
• 50:26
  Speaker 3: drinking uh noting else down.
• 50:35
  Speaker 2: But we used to go to this one called Detach.
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: It was I guess why I was fucking called that.
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: But it was in a small place called Emily, not
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: a woman, an actual town called Emily, but they used
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: there was a law that came in for a brief
• 50:51
  Speaker 2: period that did not stick around, and it was if
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: you're serving booze after a certain time, you have to
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: have the availability to feed people as well.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, correct.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: So they had the most begrudging fucking old one inside.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: I'm guessing it was a cloak room at one stage,
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: but now they had like you know, there was it
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: was like for all the world, a borcub fucking boiler
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: full of chili boiler taken over on a on a
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: out full of chili concarney or chicken corry and I
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: think there were other option was something similar And I
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: remember going up going this is fucking great, and I'll
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: never forget it. She was the angriest looking fucking woman,
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: like I'm like thunder, and she had the most tenest
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: head of hair you've ever seen on a woman in
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: your life, Like like if it was an outlete, you
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: got shave that off with you. Yeah, but she was
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: now one fighting to fight in a good fight, and
• 51:46
  Speaker 2: she was just angry with life and she was it
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: wasn't nearly like the dinner lady in Billy Madison slap
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: big shows, and she just fox me out. I didn't
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: even ask for it. Fox me out this stuff, and
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: I'm like, what, I didn't even want to. I just
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: happened to be standing near this fucking hatch. She just
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: fucking eat it. If I'm cooking it, you're fucking eating it.
• 52:07
  Speaker 2: And I remember taking a bite. I'm like, did you
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: just open the full kilo of sexo assault? And just
• 52:12
  Speaker 2: emptied it into this fucking because he drunken all as
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I was, and went, oh, that's not right, that's not
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: fucking right. But it was. It was glorified, fucking brilliant mayhem.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Like I think if softer people had walked in here,
• 52:26
  Speaker 2: like say somebody who disort that would go to Yamamori
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: on a regular basis, walked into this place, they be terrified.
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: There was one guy, his nickname was Pencil. He was
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: seven foot one, was swinging literally from the rafters when
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: we walked in. And what happened was the lads all
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: jocked him, like, pulled his trousers down the whole lot,
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: and he didn't. It was all out carnage. Pulled his
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: he was wearing rigerboots, pulled them off like it was.
• 52:49
  Speaker 2: It was. It was just beautiful fucking madness. Jared the
• 52:53
  Speaker 2: like the fucking laugh because you're in peak laugh form
• 52:56
  Speaker 2: at that stage you can't really hear each other. You're
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: going shots, yeah, shots, shots, shot, shot, shot, shatchat. I
• 53:05
  Speaker 2: told you about that, you know we if anybody wants
• 53:07
  Speaker 2: to go way back to our drunkest ever like, I mean,
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: the wildest nightclub moment's been in fucking Jet in Vegas
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: and there's Little Wayne thrown fibers off the top of
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: the thatsh the fucking DJ box. I mean you won't.
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: I mean, I love a good outfit pob, but to
• 53:23
  Speaker 2: be all in all, like you'll never ever get that,
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: or you go what the like, your mind will rarely
• 53:30
  Speaker 2: be blown.
• 53:34
  Speaker 3: That is what a nightclub offered the people of this country.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: And if there are a nightclub shutting down all over
• 53:39
  Speaker 3: the content by all means, write a congressman or whatever
• 53:42
  Speaker 3: it might be. But I'm just gonna talk about Ireland,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: specifically rural land where I came from. Uh, the local
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: nightclub was a release. I'm terribly sorry to get wanky
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: with it, but that is what you did at the
• 53:54
  Speaker 3: end of the week. You worked all week, hard, all week,
• 53:59
  Speaker 3: and you got clean and you went to a nightclub.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: If you had a nice shirt, you bought a nice
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: shirt because you wanted to wear to a nightclub. If
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: you had a nice pair of shoes, you didn't buy
• 54:08
  Speaker 3: them to go to mass Im terribly sorry. At this
• 54:09
  Speaker 3: stage you were in your twenties and you know, maybe
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: massive follow by the wayside what not. But you learned
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: how to conduct yourself, scrub yourself up, not be a bollocks,
• 54:22
  Speaker 3: be in the company of people, and not just be
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: hooting and hollering. And then Maniac two thousands on and
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: you can hoot and holler all you want. Everybody was
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: out there with you. It was just a release from
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: the week. You're having a good night out and then
• 54:36
  Speaker 3: you went home and you yeared up to do it
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: again the next.
• 54:39
  Speaker 2: But that's exactly exactly what it was for me. I remember,
• 54:41
  Speaker 2: especially real nightclub days when I got down to Cork
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: and it was me and the boys would meet up,
• 54:48
  Speaker 2: go for a few pints, and invariably will end up
• 54:51
  Speaker 2: in a place called Havana Browns, and it was like
• 54:54
  Speaker 2: we had our spot. You'd hit the dance floor, you're
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: sweating your head off, there's a natural euphoria amongst it
• 55:00
  Speaker 2: everybody and you can let the veil down a small bitch,
• 55:03
  Speaker 2: you can without going to bollocks land. Ninety nine point
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: nine percent of people are in top form, top form.
• 55:11
  Speaker 2: Everybody's I'm nipping out for a fair class. I'll get
• 55:14
  Speaker 2: the shots in my round, nice one and everybody. See
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: everybody's there for five for two hours, just going this
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: is top and then you're all out sweating, fucking I'll
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: let me fucking jaft, fuck it, I'll get it tomorrow.
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Where's your man? He's had to fall asleep in the jacks? Fuck?
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Can I roll up and get me friendly? I say,
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: he's have to fall a sleeping the jacks. Bring him
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: down the road. You're fucking eating somehow scavy burger. You're
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: fucking someone as advises scoring, you know what I mean?
• 55:40
  Speaker 2: And that's all good stories and crack the next day
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: talking about it was a focal point.
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: And that's exactly what it was.
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: It was the wab.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: It was a punctuation on the week.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: It was what the like, you sharpen the pencil all
• 55:52
  Speaker 2: fucking week. And that's the point you get to, is
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: where you're like, oh and now we do every so often,
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: I will well quite a lot. It was actually mentioned
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: to me because I run a local nightclub or local
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: comedy club and people have said, fuck, this is what
• 56:07
  Speaker 2: we like. And somebody said it to me, this is
• 56:10
  Speaker 2: like the nightclub where we just get to drink. Shut roar,
• 56:13
  Speaker 2: our fucking heads laughing. I don't think about not brainy,
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: We don't have to think about nothing brainy for two
• 56:19
  Speaker 2: fucking hours, no stress, no nothing.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: And to put a punctuation on it, folks, you know,
• 56:26
  Speaker 3: and it sticks in the CROs as well, that it's
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: a fucking English crowd coming over and shutting in an
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: Irish nightclub. But what's happening in Dublin and Irish Japanese
• 56:34
  Speaker 3: nightclubs and Irish Japanese fusion. What's happening in Dublin is
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: what has happened across rural Ireland. One by one, nightclubs
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: have shut in every rural turn in Ireland. And you
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: would still get some in the bigger cities like your Corks,
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: Callways and Dublin, but they're coming for Dublin as well,
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: and one by one they'll shut down. There's always coppers,
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: which I gotta tell you, Tom, I've never been to
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: coppers in my life. How about that?
• 56:59
  Speaker 2: I been there a lot I've been there.
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: I could do. Maybe we're going to it some night
• 57:03
  Speaker 3: just to see what.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: It is we should we actually should.
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: I would. I would. I would be instantly reported as
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: being an undercover guard with the big undercoffer guard head
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: of me. But then again, maybe I don't know.
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: Maybe you wouldn't just know you trust me, you'd actually
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: blend right, you would, Yeah, you'd be buttered between. I
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: don't fully know what shot him. I was one guy
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: I remember he ran, he had one attached to and
• 57:24
  Speaker 2: he's just the insurances were killing him. The insurances were
• 57:28
  Speaker 2: just fucking killing him. And then really the downturn fucked
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: a lot of them because all the youth moved away.
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, but there's youth here now. He's like,
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: I know, but it's a big undertaking to get the
• 57:39
  Speaker 2: fucking back up and run and get people thinking about
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: it again. But that's kind of themselves that if you
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: have a local nightclub, we highly recommend you hang on
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: to it as long as you can.
• 57:52
  Speaker 3: Uh. And and there is protest going on against this
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: other Hockston crowd up in Dublin, and I hope that
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: we send him back and Tom yep, because I gotta
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: tell you I don't build a hotel across from nightclub
• 58:03
  Speaker 3: and then complain that there's a nightclub there. Sorry, that's
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Brett contrariness at his height.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: Put I mean, if you want to look around the
• 58:10
  Speaker 2: corner for like, these are people bitching Apparently guests are bitching,
• 58:15
  Speaker 2: and you're like, you booked a fucking like if you
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: book a hotel in the exact same spot in any
• 58:20
  Speaker 2: major city. You go to Liverpool, Manchester, you put the
• 58:23
  Speaker 2: hotel right there, suck, butter Cup should have got around.
• 58:27
  Speaker 3: Sorry, you should have got out the hotel in the
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: middle of a thriving metropolis. It's a little bit loud.
• 58:34
  Speaker 2: The George is right across the way, is right across
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: the way. Party fucking Central, seven nights of the week, Like, well, listen.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: Are we Are we wild wrong? Ladies and gentlemen? Are
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: we wild? Man wrong? Maybe nightclubs deserve to be closed?
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. I'm never going to set footing
• 58:53
  Speaker 3: another one again. So it's neither here nor there to me.
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: But you know, I got kids. I wouldn't mind sending
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: them out to a place that at least I know
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: they're there for the night. I'm in that place but
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: we could be wild wrong or we could be wild right.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: Maybe you're the best nights of your life in nightclubs
• 59:06
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• 59:08
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• 1:00:21
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• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: girls and just go, do you know what fucking they
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: used to be some days back in the day. We
• 1:00:29
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• 1:00:31
  Speaker 2: find Instagram is one of the better places. A couple
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: you can write underneath Spotify as well, but Instagram is
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: a good one. Jerry posted about pizza pizza and we
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: had rona wall. She was like, yeah, used to microwave
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: them after school microwave. Fucking hell. I didn't know you
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: could nuke new I suppose you could nuke the par
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: cooked once. Joanna' connor said the same thing. She goes, yeah,
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 2: after school, nuke for two minutes in the microwave from
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: duns A fancy.
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 3: Funny feeling their poverty pizza came from Duns as well.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: I could be I was most likely Done's actually, now
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: that I think about it, because Duns at the time
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: wasn't the fantaish mentally joint that it is now. It
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 2: was a relatively normal It was Saint Bernard's. It was
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Saint Bernards.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: It was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We've got Donald over
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: here on the Instagram as well. It doesn't recall call
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: our coded bags, but he remembers that the poverty pizzas
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: were fucking awful. They're not. And then Stephen says Stephen
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  Speaker 3: Reid over there on Instagram as well, asks about frozen
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  Speaker 3: raspberry ripple Moose didn't come into the McBride household, Tom,
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  Speaker 3: do you any recollections with that?
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  Speaker 2: I find Oh jeez, Angel's Delight was the big one
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  Speaker 2: that can bloome the power stuff, the power stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I had.
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  Speaker 3: Some of that recently. Tom, looking for a bit of
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  Speaker 3: a nostalgic kick, I regret to inform you that it
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  Speaker 3: has gone to fuck.
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  Speaker 2: I would highly imagine twas gone to fuck anyway back
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  Speaker 2: in the day, Ajar, I'm just gonna put it out there.
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  Speaker 2: I hate ship on your memories.
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  Speaker 3: As a foreign country, Tom to do things different back then.
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  Speaker 3: Mac Over on Spotify calls out four Star in Waterforce,
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  Speaker 3: so it wasn't Yeah, four Star seems to be the
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  Speaker 3: proper pizza as it came into this nation. And then
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  Speaker 3: he says he got his Geno Jenelli's and the microwave
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  Speaker 3: them microwave in the nineties.
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  Speaker 2: Ah, do you know what the microwaves in the nineties,
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  Speaker 2: I'd say probably killed half the fucking nation because there
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: was always a vibe. The mother wouldn't bring it, to
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 2: bring one into the house for the longest time because
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 2: she was just convinced that her hair stood on top
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  Speaker 2: of her head as she walked past.
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  Speaker 3: It might be wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they may have cooked. I just she
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 2: wasn't trusted. So it just vibrates all the particles decided, well,
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  Speaker 2: that sounds disgusting, like yeah, when you put it like that,
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  Speaker 2: it does.
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  Speaker 3: But yeah, you go, there you go. So lots lots
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  Speaker 3: of lots of things to chime in. And something tells
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  Speaker 3: me Tom, with talks of nightclubs and rugby, we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: have a full comment section coming this week. That's it, buddy,
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  Speaker 3: That's all I got you.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, nothing else. I'm just gonna sit here and just
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  Speaker 2: admire my desk and hope that something inspirational happens as
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  Speaker 2: a result to sit near most likely, most likely, I
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 2: feel I have an inferiority complex to this whole nights.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 2: But yeah, well.
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  Speaker 3: Listen, folks, eat him if you got him.
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  Speaker 2: Hey man, Ireland very pleaded again, be very proud.