Latest / Ridiculous History / The Delaware Wedge, Part One: A Tiny State with Massive History
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Ridiculous Histories, a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to the show,
- 0:27Speaker 1: Ridiculous Historians. Thank you, as always so much for tuning in.
- 0:32Speaker 1: The boys are back in town. We're here in Atlanta,
- 0:35Speaker 1: hanging with our super producer, mister Max Williams, and we
- 0:41Speaker 1: are pursuing a couple of things today. A funny thing
- 0:44Speaker 1: happened when two thirds of us were in New York.
- 0:47Speaker 1: We got a chance to hang out with someone who
- 0:50Speaker 1: may show up on the show in the future, our
- 0:52Speaker 1: good friends Slash Mentor the founder of Mental Floss, mister
- 0:56Speaker 1: Mangesh had a cature and we had a awesome time
- 1:00Speaker 1: hanging out at a Russian mob restaurant.
- 1:05Speaker 2: One of those like old New York places in the
- 1:08Speaker 2: Theater district that you'll pass by a million times and
- 1:10Speaker 2: pay it no mind. With the Big Red Awning established
- 1:13Speaker 2: nineteen eighty six, Mango hiped us to the fact that
- 1:16Speaker 2: it was owned at one point, maybe even still by
- 1:19Speaker 2: the famous Russian ballet dancer Barishnikov.
- 1:22Speaker 1: Yes, yes, and have those vibes. And I guess we've
- 1:27Speaker 1: introduced two people before we got to ourselves. You're Noel Brown.
- 1:30Speaker 1: I am Ben Boland. That's what they called me in
- 1:32Speaker 1: the States, and speaking of states, when we were hanging
- 1:35Speaker 1: out with Mangesh, going somewhere with this guy, so I
- 1:37Speaker 1: was thinking the same thing, dude. Yeah, Mangesh is one
- 1:40Speaker 1: of the few people we know who is actually from Delaware,
- 1:46Speaker 1: and I think most of us just think of Delaware
- 1:48Speaker 1: with the waynes World joke. Oh I'm in Delaware, right.
- 1:51Speaker 2: We've talked about it a lot on stuff they don't
- 1:53Speaker 2: want you to know, because it is sort of like
- 1:56Speaker 2: a weird tax haven loophole for corp operations. A lot
- 2:00Speaker 2: of corporations are incorporated there because of I forget the
- 2:04Speaker 2: deeds exactly, but it's something to do with banking laws
- 2:07Speaker 2: there that allow a little more leeway with certain aspects
- 2:11Speaker 2: of being incorporated. Yeah, there are We have talked about this.
- 2:15Speaker 2: You're right, I forgot on stuff they don't want you
- 2:18Speaker 2: to know. In Delaware.
- 2:21Speaker 1: You'll notice that a lot of the financial and banking
- 2:25Speaker 1: laws are really favorable. And so it's home right now.
- 2:30Speaker 1: It's home to more than sixty percent of our fortune
- 2:35Speaker 1: five hundred companies like Google or Alphabet excuse me, Amazon,
- 2:39Speaker 1: CBS Health, et cetera. And just actually this year there
- 2:44Speaker 1: were another two hundred and fifty thousand businesses that registered
- 2:49Speaker 1: in this pretty small state. One thing Mangesh told us
- 2:53Speaker 1: that was surprising is that there is a somewhat somewhat
- 2:57Speaker 1: of a divide geographically and the southern part of it.
- 3:02Speaker 1: When he was growing up there was still pretty agricultural.
- 3:06Speaker 1: It was like the South, And I think that's baffling
- 3:10Speaker 1: to a lot of us who are from different states.
- 3:13Speaker 1: But it turns out, just like Garth and Wayne, there
- 3:17Speaker 1: are a lot of things we don't know about Delaware, like, no,
- 3:21Speaker 1: it's it's called the first state. I did not know that.
- 3:24Speaker 2: It's also like the chemical capital of the United States,
- 3:30Speaker 2: the chemical which doesn't seem like the best of accolades.
- 3:34Speaker 2: I would argue, you know, maybe calls into question the
- 3:37Speaker 2: quality of the water or something.
- 3:38Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 3:39Speaker 2: I'm sure they do their best, but also what would
- 3:42Speaker 2: have I guest to say, he said, you know, what's
- 3:44Speaker 2: there to do in Delaware? Go to New York or
- 3:47Speaker 2: Philly or Philly said yeah, he did say that, and
- 3:49Speaker 2: I believe yeah, he had a a is Alma Mater
- 3:53Speaker 2: was home to such a Hollywood luminaries as Judge Reinhold.
- 3:58Speaker 1: You may remember from the Beverly Hills Cop movies. He's
- 4:01Speaker 1: the straight guy. There was one other name, and there
- 4:04Speaker 1: are a couple there were a couple like notable celebrities
- 4:08Speaker 1: from his high school, and it's it's a very special
- 4:12Speaker 1: place in the US. It's also weird to hear Mangesh
- 4:16Speaker 1: talk that way Elizabeth from leaving Las Vegas. Yeah, and
- 4:21Speaker 1: and then of course our pal Mango, only only one
- 4:25Speaker 1: that matters dust right exactly. It also turns out what
- 4:28Speaker 1: we were talking about, Judge Riinhold is not in fact
- 4:31Speaker 1: a judge. When I was when I was a kid,
- 4:34Speaker 1: I swear to God, I thought it was his actual
- 4:38Speaker 1: title and that he was a judge who also did movies.
- 4:41Speaker 1: And I thought, how does he find the time? No,
- 4:44Speaker 1: that's just his first name. It's a reasonable thing to think. Yeah,
- 4:47Speaker 1: I forgot, Yeah he was.
- 4:48Speaker 2: He always kind of played the the two square guy.
- 4:53Speaker 2: Even in like fast times at Ridgemont High he was
- 4:56Speaker 2: like the slowest of the fast timers. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
- 5:00Speaker 1: And with a big shout out to our research associate
- 5:04Speaker 1: for this episode, mister Max Williams, we are going to
- 5:08Speaker 1: explore Delaware because a lot of fellow Americans in the
- 5:12Speaker 1: crowd don't know much about Delaware. So I have, in
- 5:16Speaker 1: the spirit of education and learning together, I have changed
- 5:20Speaker 1: my title in our little recording platform to well Aware
- 5:23Speaker 1: of Delaware. It's aspirational.
- 5:25Speaker 2: I believe this also counts as are trying to get
- 5:29Speaker 2: one over on Old Sufian Stevens doing every state episode
- 5:33Speaker 2: for Delaware.
- 5:35Speaker 1: Yes, yes, because clearly recording one episode about each state
- 5:39Speaker 1: is the exact same amount of work as doing an
- 5:42Speaker 1: entire album state.
- 5:44Speaker 2: Yeah, but you got You gotta appreciate the flex though
- 5:46Speaker 2: with Old Sufian, because he made a big to do
- 5:48Speaker 2: about it. I think it was a pretty good publicity stunt.
- 5:51Speaker 2: He ultimately ended up making two.
- 5:53Speaker 1: It has been so fuch not on a decade.
- 5:56Speaker 2: I believe Illinois is probably about ten years old at
- 6:00Speaker 2: this point in Michigan even older.
- 6:02Speaker 1: And those are both great albums. Yeah, I believe Illinois
- 6:05Speaker 1: has been made into a Broadway musical. Takes a minute
- 6:09Speaker 1: for that to happen. I mean, it's basically already a classic.
- 6:12Speaker 1: You got your back to the future of the musical
- 6:14Speaker 1: and you're Illinois music.
- 6:16Speaker 3: So what you're saying is our episode about how Indiana
- 6:18Speaker 3: try to change Pie is set to be a motional
- 6:21Speaker 3: length picture.
- 6:22Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it's turnarounds. It's in talks. It's in talks.
- 6:28Speaker 1: There we go and we believe in you. Swoof John
- 6:31Speaker 1: can't wait for the Delaware album as well as the
- 6:33Speaker 1: Georgia album. Please put us in one of the songs.
- 6:37Speaker 1: So here's the thing. Delaware is very small in comparison
- 6:43Speaker 1: to other US states. It's ninety six miles long, thirty
- 6:47Speaker 1: nine miles wide. It has three counties. That's right.
- 6:50Speaker 2: We've got your Newcastle, your Kent, and your Sussex, which
- 6:54Speaker 2: all sound suspiciously British.
- 6:57Speaker 1: Oh I like that you say British. You know, it
- 7:01Speaker 1: reminds me of the sick Tom Martins. So this place has,
- 7:07Speaker 1: according to US News, a GDP of eighty eight billion
- 7:12Speaker 1: dollars year billion billion with a B like then yeah, okay,
- 7:17Speaker 1: and I guess we tease it a little bit. But
- 7:20Speaker 1: that in large part is coming from the chemical industry,
- 7:25Speaker 1: chemical manufacturing. Delaware's economy relies largely on that chemical manufacturer.
- 7:34Speaker 2: We've got companies like DuPont, for example, that are headquartered there.
- 7:37Speaker 2: At the very least, they're manufacturing headquarters, basis of operations
- 7:41Speaker 2: are there, and it is in fact often referred to
- 7:44Speaker 2: as the chemical capital.
- 7:45Speaker 1: I'm sorry I got it wrong earlier as said of
- 7:46Speaker 1: the country, it is of the world. Yeah. Yeah. One
- 7:49Speaker 1: of the world's top manufacturing companies plays a big role
- 7:52Speaker 1: in Delaware's history as well, and we have talked about
- 7:57Speaker 1: DuPont in very trans parent and honest terms on stuff
- 8:02Speaker 1: they don't want you to know. Tune into those episodes
- 8:06Speaker 1: while they are still allowed to be out in the world.
- 8:16Speaker 1: This is a different conversation. We're not going to take
- 8:18Speaker 1: a bunch of potshots at Delaware, but we are going
- 8:22Speaker 1: to do a couple of a golf jokes courtesy of Max. So,
- 8:26Speaker 1: what's that old state joke? What did Delaware? When?
- 8:29Speaker 4: Comes after that?
- 8:30Speaker 1: It's one of those things for remembering the states on
- 8:33Speaker 1: what did Is that like a humonic I remember what
- 8:36Speaker 1: did Delaware? Boys? What did Delaware? I ask you now,
- 8:40Speaker 1: as a personal friend, what did Delaware? She wore her
- 8:43Speaker 1: new jersey? Boys, she wore her new jersey? I tell
- 8:46Speaker 1: you as a personal friend, she wore her new jersey?
- 8:49Speaker 1: How is this okay? It's like a nursery rhyme. Yeah
- 8:53Speaker 1: did Delaware? So? Uh, here's here's the thing you may
- 8:58Speaker 1: have tuned in. Ridiculous historians and saw that the title
- 9:02Speaker 1: of this episode is the Delaware Wedge. And if you
- 9:06Speaker 1: are a fan of golfing, you might think, oh, Delaware wedge.
- 9:12Speaker 1: It's one of the cool clubs, right. A wedge is
- 9:16Speaker 1: one of the most prevalent clubs that golfers use, and
- 9:19Speaker 1: they'll carry different wedges, just like Hawkeye has different arrows.
- 9:23Speaker 1: That's right. You know he's got you got your bomb arrows,
- 9:25Speaker 1: you got your grappling hook arrows, you got your I
- 9:29Speaker 1: don't know one of the his or fancy do all
- 9:33Speaker 1: kinds of weird stuff. But yeah, no, a wedge. You know,
- 9:37Speaker 1: I'm not a golfer.
- 9:39Speaker 2: I've never actually played outside of a mini golf situation.
- 9:43Speaker 1: It's a lot of fun. We love it. We've done
- 9:44Speaker 1: it together. I uh did grow up in Augusta.
- 9:48Speaker 2: Georgia, which is considered one of the golfing you know
- 9:51Speaker 2: mecha of the world because of the Master's Golf tournament.
- 9:55Speaker 2: I have set foot on the Augusta National a few times.
- 9:57Speaker 2: I just couldn't care less about watching golfing. Person do, however,
- 10:01Speaker 2: quite enjoy golf video games, especially if there's a silly
- 10:04Speaker 2: spin on it.
- 10:05Speaker 1: There's this game called like what is it called golf theft? Auto?
- 10:11Speaker 1: Is that thing? Is that real? No? I made that up.
- 10:15Speaker 2: There's a game that's sort of like a classic throwback
- 10:17Speaker 2: e looking game where you're a little dude who has
- 10:20Speaker 2: been sent to hell and in order to get out
- 10:23Speaker 2: of hell, you have to golf your way through all
- 10:26Speaker 2: of these weird obstacle courses and ultimately play golf against
- 10:29Speaker 2: the devil himself.
- 10:31Speaker 4: But it's really.
- 10:31Speaker 1: Cute and fun game. It's called Cursed to Golf, I
- 10:34Speaker 1: believe is the name of it. I like how realistic
- 10:37Speaker 1: and grounded it sounds.
- 10:39Speaker 2: I tell you it's a who and that is most
- 10:42Speaker 2: of the things I've learned about various golf clubs, and
- 10:45Speaker 2: you know, spin and whatnot comes from golf games. But
- 10:47Speaker 2: a wedge is something you might use to, say, get
- 10:50Speaker 2: out of a sand trap. It's typically for a short game.
- 10:53Speaker 2: So it's like, just before you get into the putting territory,
- 10:56Speaker 2: you're gonna rock a wedge because it gives you various
- 11:00Speaker 2: art kind of lengths that you can sort of predict
- 11:03Speaker 2: and control. So there's you know, various powers of wedges, right,
- 11:07Speaker 2: powers of wedges.
- 11:08Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds like a math thing that it does.
- 11:11Speaker 1: Sound like a math rock album, you know, it's new
- 11:14Speaker 1: metal or something like that. However, record Scratch Max. We
- 11:19Speaker 1: are not talking about golf. We we just shyamalan ourselves
- 11:23Speaker 1: and everybody listening. We're not even talking about the economic development,
- 11:27Speaker 1: development and environment of Delaware. That's totally different story. We
- 11:30Speaker 1: should get to it in the future because it's fascinating.
- 11:33Speaker 1: But what we are talking about is this Delaware Wedge,
- 11:38Speaker 1: a strange little piece of land that for a long
- 11:42Speaker 1: time went back and forth. It was claimed as the
- 11:45Speaker 1: territory of one state, it was governed, administered, administrated by another.
- 11:50Speaker 1: It created it was created by a conflict that didn't
- 11:54Speaker 1: involve Delaware at all. It's just a very strange way
- 11:59Speaker 1: to do a Delaware episode.
- 12:01Speaker 4: Yeah, to jump in here real quick. I was actually
- 12:03Speaker 4: talking to my aunt Jennifer.
- 12:04Speaker 3: She lived in Pennsylvania Philadelphia for a number of years,
- 12:09Speaker 3: and I was just like talking to her one day
- 12:10Speaker 3: via text and I was like, oh, yeah, I'm writing
- 12:12Speaker 3: a brief right now about Pennsylvania being just like super extra.
- 12:16Speaker 1: Yeah, shout out William Penn. So we also need to
- 12:22Speaker 1: since this is a geography episode, folks, picture picture our
- 12:26Speaker 1: exploration today like a map. And as we continue deeper
- 12:31Speaker 1: into the territory of this episode, there's a little sign
- 12:34Speaker 1: that says warning, here be math. We're going to get
- 12:38Speaker 1: into geometry, geometrical math, and it'll help illuminate how the
- 12:45Speaker 1: Delaware Wedge came to be. And it starts with a
- 12:49Speaker 1: disagreement between Maryland and Pennsylvania.
- 12:53Speaker 2: That is correct, The Delaware Wedge was, in fact a
- 12:57Speaker 2: land dispute between mary and Pennsylvania. According to Kat Eshner,
- 13:03Speaker 2: writing for Smithsonian, Colonial Maryland Pennsylvania had it harder than
- 13:07Speaker 2: most when it comes to being neighbors. They both had legitimate,
- 13:12Speaker 2: at least in their opinions, its claims to a large
- 13:15Speaker 2: area of land, and there was of course a serious
- 13:19Speaker 2: conflict of interest there a competing interest in that land
- 13:22Speaker 2: that led to something called the Cresaps War, the Cresaps War,
- 13:26Speaker 2: I believe Cresaps might be right, also known as the
- 13:30Speaker 2: Congjocular War, which is a great word. I love jocular,
- 13:36Speaker 2: just that it means kind of like good natured, right,
- 13:38Speaker 2: get and funny, yeah, and so conjocular. It must be
- 13:42Speaker 2: referring to a place which was an eight year conflict
- 13:45Speaker 2: over the city of Philadelphia and its surrounding lands.
- 13:49Speaker 1: I'm sorry I said that. Like Matt Barry, it just
- 13:51Speaker 1: felt right. So one of the biggest causes of dispute
- 13:55Speaker 1: Ben was, as is often the case, poorly on borders. Oh,
- 14:01Speaker 1: badly rendered maps. Check out also not to constantly be
- 14:07Speaker 1: plugging the other show, but check out also the excellent
- 14:11Speaker 1: in my opinion episode we did for stuff they don't
- 14:14Speaker 1: want you to know on Tara Nullius, h and Y
- 14:17Speaker 1: and things like line of actual control. I couldn't agree more.
- 14:21Speaker 1: You couldn't agree more to stop promoing that show or
- 14:24Speaker 1: then it was an absolute banger of an episode. Oh,
- 14:27Speaker 1: you should get ye to that feed post haste, post
- 14:31Speaker 1: haste forthwith Yeah. The problem with these borders is that
- 14:38Speaker 1: to some degree they're aspirational, and people try to gaslight
- 14:44Speaker 1: each other, or governments try to gaslight each other on
- 14:47Speaker 1: who actually controls what. And Pennsylvania's charter is no different
- 14:52Speaker 1: because its boundaries are if you looked at them from
- 14:56Speaker 1: the modern perspective, you would say, this is real weird?
- 15:01Speaker 1: Is this actual geography? Or you trying to cast the spell?
- 15:06Speaker 1: Like they said, the southern border should be a circle,
- 15:09Speaker 1: drawing a twelve mile distance from Newcastle northward and westward
- 15:14Speaker 1: onto the beginning of the fortieth degree of northern latitude,
- 15:17Speaker 1: then by a straight line westward to the limit of
- 15:21Speaker 1: longitude above mention Like what, I'm sorry, excuse me a
- 15:27Speaker 1: bit here.
- 15:29Speaker 4: I so, I think you all both know about this project.
- 15:31Speaker 3: I've been but I've been recently getting Elder Scrolls to
- 15:34Speaker 3: Daggerfall running on my new computer. And you know, it's
- 15:38Speaker 3: a nineteen ninety six game. It's a very different, let's
- 15:42Speaker 3: to say, than what like Uld Troll's five scaum is.
- 15:46Speaker 3: But all the spells read exactly like that, and they
- 15:48Speaker 3: make no sense for Daggerfall, let alone for a map.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, this is a really weird thing going on here, right,
- 15:58Speaker 1: And I'm sure it is the result of negotiation by committee, right,
- 16:04Speaker 1: which we see in Hollywood blockbusters and stuff. But with
- 16:08Speaker 1: these instructions, which were probably well intentioned, the surveyor of
- 16:14Speaker 1: the colony made a big whoopsie. The fortieth parallel that
- 16:18Speaker 1: they're talking about there is north of Philadelphia, and if
- 16:22Speaker 1: they've followed that, this would have put the famous city
- 16:27Speaker 1: of Philadelphia into Maryland instead of in Pennsylvania. Can you
- 16:31Speaker 1: imagine how angry the roots would be about this?
- 16:35Speaker 2: I don't think they would have taken two particularly kindly.
- 16:39Speaker 2: So the two colonies start bickering about where the border
- 16:43Speaker 2: actually is, and in seventeen twenty four, the Crown that's
- 16:47Speaker 2: why I'm saying these words like this, this is all
- 16:50Speaker 2: very British. The British Crown told the parties to you
- 16:55Speaker 2: know what, working out amongst yourself, y'all figure it out.
- 16:58Speaker 2: We got other stuff to do, We've got bigger fish
- 17:00Speaker 2: to fry. But of course they continued bickering and did
- 17:06Speaker 2: not find a solution. So despite the Crown's gentle suggestion
- 17:10Speaker 2: that Maryland and Delaware worked things out between themselves, this
- 17:16Speaker 2: did not transpire. Pennsylvania created Lancaster County, which is pronounced
- 17:22Speaker 2: Lancaster and not Lancashire. I believe despite the britishness of
- 17:25Speaker 2: the whole affair, and that clearly aggressively extended well beyond
- 17:32Speaker 2: the southern border as had been claimed by Maryland. We
- 17:37Speaker 2: get a lot of these details from Dan Lewis, who
- 17:41Speaker 2: is a trivia expert. How do you become a trivia
- 17:45Speaker 2: are we were kind of trivia experts, aren't we?
- 17:48Speaker 1: Yeah? We're trivial trivia EXPERTI aren't We're not like you know,
- 17:52Speaker 1: we're not seriously trivial, we're not credentialed. We have not
- 17:57Speaker 1: gone to the University of trivia program right or at
- 18:01Speaker 1: the University of Pennsylvania's trivia program. Great program they have there.
- 18:05Speaker 1: It's a great school. And so our friends in Maryland
- 18:15Speaker 1: are not going to take this. They're not going to
- 18:19Speaker 1: take this as anything other than an active aggression, and
- 18:21Speaker 1: they've got to fire some shots back. So they put
- 18:24Speaker 1: down their crab long enough to get a guy named
- 18:27Speaker 1: Thomas put down their crab. Maryland loves crab. I love
- 18:32Speaker 1: that as an expression.
- 18:32Speaker 2: I don't know if you know, there's been my partner,
- 18:35Speaker 2: my girlfriend I call the crab. Yes I thought, I
- 18:39Speaker 2: thought you did. Yeah, day of the Crab. It's in
- 18:41Speaker 2: my phone that way. But so I love this idea of.
- 18:43Speaker 1: Butt lay down your crab, put down your crabs. So yes,
- 18:48Speaker 1: So I'm just throwing out a huge stereotype of Maryland.
- 18:51Speaker 1: But honestly, if you get a chance to travel to Maryland,
- 18:55Speaker 1: especially by the coast, you gotta try the crab. It
- 18:59Speaker 1: is amazing. They've got their own kind of style of though.
- 19:01Speaker 1: They have like a like a soft shell crab situation
- 19:05Speaker 1: that's almost got like some stuffing kind of in it
- 19:07Speaker 1: where they inside the crab. Yeah, yeah, And so they
- 19:10Speaker 1: put down their crab long enough long enough to contact
- 19:15Speaker 1: a guy named Thomas Cresap. Now he's like a real
- 19:19Speaker 1: estate version of a special agent. He is a land
- 19:22Speaker 1: agent for one of the big blue blood families of Maryland,
- 19:28Speaker 1: the Calvert family. And they say, hey, Tom, we need
- 19:32Speaker 1: you to build a settlement in a strategic location by
- 19:36Speaker 1: the Susquehanna River. And so he does build this settlement
- 19:39Speaker 1: and he starts doing business with the Pennsylvania Dutch community.
- 19:43Speaker 1: And then he says in he taxes they pay go
- 19:46Speaker 1: to the government of Maryland. So he built a trading post.
- 19:51Speaker 1: And what they were trying to do is say, is
- 19:54Speaker 1: like establish a precedent for the fact that the money
- 19:58Speaker 1: moves to Maryland and the local cation of this trading
- 20:01Speaker 1: post will create our borders through practice. Matt Maxidman, do
- 20:05Speaker 1: you have any sense of what it would have felt
- 20:08Speaker 1: like to do business at a trading post? To me?
- 20:10Speaker 2: In my mind, I picture it as like like one
- 20:14Speaker 2: of a vendor in a role playing game where you're
- 20:16Speaker 2: going to like trade all your goods and the crap
- 20:19Speaker 2: that you've picked up in your travels and exchange it
- 20:21Speaker 2: for coin or other stuff.
- 20:23Speaker 1: It kind of is because you're you're going to have
- 20:25Speaker 1: the fur trade at this point in time, there's a
- 20:28Speaker 1: lot of bartering for goods and Max I'll throw to
- 20:33Speaker 1: you on this too. Like the advantage of a trading post,
- 20:36Speaker 1: both in the awesome game Civilization, which everyone should play,
- 20:39Speaker 1: and in real life is that it helps It helps
- 20:43Speaker 1: extend your borders, but it also helps supply rural communities
- 20:48Speaker 1: with manufacture goods that would otherwise be unavailable. So you
- 20:51Speaker 1: trade in furs and you get things like machine tools,
- 20:56Speaker 1: machine exactly.
- 20:58Speaker 4: Yep, right, yeah, I mean, in like modern comparison.
- 21:02Speaker 3: I was talking to my friend Nicole Garcia, she's she's Navajo,
- 21:05Speaker 3: and she talks about how the trading posts are still
- 21:07Speaker 3: very common on Native reservations.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 21:10Speaker 3: Yeah, she talked about that, and like you know, it's
- 21:12Speaker 3: often where a lot of Native artists tell their stuff.
- 21:16Speaker 4: It's very complex.
- 21:18Speaker 3: I would not pretend like She's told me a lot
- 21:20Speaker 3: of positives and negatives about it, especially in this modern
- 21:23Speaker 3: day and times.
- 21:24Speaker 4: I'm not going to pretend like I fully understand it
- 21:26Speaker 4: at all.
- 21:26Speaker 3: But yeah, I mean, I think especially in these early
- 21:28Speaker 3: points of time, it's like, oh no, our plow broke
- 21:32Speaker 3: and the one piece we can get we have to
- 21:34Speaker 3: go to this trading post. And it's not like there's
- 21:36Speaker 3: like I mean, I guess there was British currency at
- 21:38Speaker 3: this point in time, but we're talking, you know, the colonies.
- 21:41Speaker 1: So yeah, exactly like the modern trading post is descended
- 21:46Speaker 1: from these trading posts of old, but they're different endeavors,
- 21:50Speaker 1: make no mistake. And the trading posts that we're talking
- 21:52Speaker 1: about are these they're kind of like planting a flag.
- 21:58Speaker 1: To be honest with you, this is for the vecologists
- 22:00Speaker 1: in the crowd, and they play this crucial economic role.
- 22:04Speaker 1: So if we go to the National Park Service, we
- 22:07Speaker 1: learned that in seventeen thirty six, our buddy Tom gets
- 22:11Speaker 1: in trouble. Pennsylvanian authorities accuse him of murder and his
- 22:18Speaker 1: house is set on fire. He gets arrested, and the
- 22:21Speaker 1: government of Maryland runs and tells the king and they say,
- 22:26Speaker 1: King George, things are getting nasty. We need you to
- 22:30Speaker 1: intervene as the monarch, as the ruler of the colonies
- 22:34Speaker 1: in name at least, and you need to settle this
- 22:36Speaker 1: boundary dispute. The colonies didn't officially declare war on each other,
- 22:41Speaker 1: but they kept beefing. They were still beefed up around
- 22:44Speaker 1: the border.
- 22:45Speaker 4: Also, I'm pretty sure this is the King George who
- 22:47Speaker 4: died on the toilet.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Yeah, ty hey, teaser for an upcoming episode.
- 22:52Speaker 4: We've done that one already.
- 22:53Speaker 2: No, I just mean for an upcoming extension of bizarre
- 22:56Speaker 2: and ridiculous royal deaths.
- 22:59Speaker 1: We hear in that line next couple of weeks.
- 23:01Speaker 2: So, on May twenty fifth of seventeen thirty eight, the
- 23:04Speaker 2: two colonies did get together in peace and love and
- 23:09Speaker 2: harmony and sign a treaty agreeing to a permanent border. Also,
- 23:14Speaker 2: a condition of that treaty was to not quote, permit
- 23:18Speaker 2: or suffer any tumults, riots. I love a good tumult, riots,
- 23:25Speaker 2: or other outrageous disorders to be committed on the borders
- 23:30Speaker 2: of their respective provinces. Guys, can we unpack this real quick?
- 23:33Speaker 2: I think tumbult is also maybe a pronunciation. What is
- 23:36Speaker 2: an outrageous dis Is that like a disturbance in the kitchen?
- 23:40Speaker 1: Like, what are we talking about here? Yeah? So a
- 23:42Speaker 1: tumult is like a fracas, a brujaha, perhaps a skirmish,
- 23:47Speaker 1: even like a microbattle kind of. This idea was basically
- 23:52Speaker 1: like when the kids fight downstairs and the dad goes
- 23:56Speaker 1: to the top of the stairs and just yells, hey,
- 24:00Speaker 1: calm down down there. Don't make me come down there.
- 24:03Speaker 1: Don't make me come down there. So they settle on
- 24:06Speaker 1: this border that's about fifteen miles south of Philadelphia. And
- 24:10Speaker 1: we're getting this from David Anderson writing for the Baltimore Sun.
- 24:14Speaker 1: And the court made this agreement binding in seventeen fifty
- 24:20Speaker 1: and said, look, the border is going to be positioned
- 24:23Speaker 1: at thirty nine degrees and forty minutes south, so just
- 24:27Speaker 1: a hair under forty the forty degrees that they had
- 24:32Speaker 1: talked about earlier. So seventeen years later, a couple of
- 24:36Speaker 1: other surveyors, Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon, they've been hired
- 24:42Speaker 1: by the Pens, like William Penn's family and the Colverts,
- 24:47Speaker 1: and they made what we call the Mason Dixon line.
- 24:51Speaker 1: You know, it's funny.
- 24:53Speaker 2: When I was reading this research brief and doing a
- 24:56Speaker 2: little extra reading on the side as well, I guess
- 24:58Speaker 2: I didn't realize how something we always hear about as
- 25:02Speaker 2: like being this you know, very specific thing has actually
- 25:07Speaker 2: got a lot of weird kind of history in and
- 25:09Speaker 2: of itself, Like there were multiple versions of the Mason
- 25:13Speaker 2: Dixon line and it means different things different people.
- 25:16Speaker 1: Kind of. Yeah, yeah, it started to become pretty crazy.
- 25:21Speaker 1: Let's spend some time on the Mason Dixon line. That's
- 25:24Speaker 1: the best crab cakes north of the Mason Dixon Line.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Let's start comparing stuff to Mason Dixon. We are the
- 25:31Speaker 1: best ridiculous history show south of the Mason Dixon. That's right.
- 25:37Speaker 1: I like the implication that's somewhere in Maine there's another
- 25:39Speaker 1: ridiculous history show right right, which absolutely waxes us. So
- 25:43Speaker 1: these were these were the Mason and Dixon's of of
- 25:45Speaker 1: the Mason Dixon line.
- 25:47Speaker 2: This is these are these are these new characters have
- 25:49Speaker 2: entered the chat. I've never really thought about who these
- 25:51Speaker 2: individuals were.
- 25:53Speaker 1: And we we think this is an interesting aside. You
- 25:56Speaker 1: may be asking yourself ridiculous historians. Uh, guys, cool story. Sorry,
- 26:00Speaker 1: why are you not talking about Delaware? Isn't this a
- 26:03Speaker 1: two part episode on Delaware? We're getting to that. This
- 26:07Speaker 1: is set up. Hold the phone, hold the wedge. There's
- 26:10Speaker 1: something else on the horn which will make sense later.
- 26:13Speaker 1: I'll go on my wedge. We give We gave ourselves
- 26:17Speaker 1: a weggie with this one, didn't we really did? We
- 26:19Speaker 1: wedged ourselves into a corner. There we go. That is
- 26:23Speaker 1: our way of saying, folks. This is part one of
- 26:26Speaker 1: a two part episode. Going into this, we were all
- 26:29Speaker 1: thinking how interesting could this be? It turns out it's
- 26:32Speaker 1: very interesting. So this is going to be our week.
- 26:36Speaker 1: Thank you so much to our super producer mister Max Williams.
- 26:39Speaker 1: Thanks to Alex Williams who composed this slap and bop.
- 26:42Speaker 2: Indeed, thanks Chris Frasciotis here in spirit Eves Jeff Goats
- 26:45Speaker 2: roaming the wide world of podcasts and dumb.
- 26:48Speaker 1: Also shout out to A. J.
- 26:49Speaker 2: Bahamas Jacobs, who recently described Saint Louis as the Bahamas
- 26:53Speaker 2: of the Midwest, which he was hanging out. We were
- 26:56Speaker 2: trying to catch up with him in New York, but
- 26:57Speaker 2: a last he was vacationing, sunning him self under the arc.
- 27:01Speaker 1: Yes, as ever, a great barbecue there in that part
- 27:05Speaker 1: of the for sure, you check it out. Surprisingly good
- 27:07Speaker 1: jazz if I'm being honest. Thanks of course to Gabeluesya,
- 27:10Speaker 1: Jonathan Strickland aka the Quizzer, and Noel didn't think I'd
- 27:14Speaker 1: say this, but you know, thanks to the state of Maryland,
- 27:17Speaker 1: because this whole conversation has got me. You know, I
- 27:20Speaker 1: got a craving for crabs.
- 27:22Speaker 2: Now, oh yeah yeah, and I think I said a
- 27:25Speaker 2: thing about like, don't they have like some kind of
- 27:27Speaker 2: special crabs.
- 27:28Speaker 1: It's a crab cake. It's a crab care.
- 27:31Speaker 2: They basically invented the crab cake as well, the Maryland
- 27:33Speaker 2: Maryland crab cake. And we'll see you next time, folks.
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