The Gospel & The Skin Care Scam

The Gospel & Everything Else... with Mallory Smyth · Apr 10, 2025 · 31m

If you came into my house after 7:30, you would find that I had transformed from regular Mallory into avenger Mallory. Every night, after I shower, I take 90 seconds to put on my Frownies, small cardboard like tape that helps keep my wrinkles at bay. Why? Because I am as vain as the next person and while I don’t get Botox, I still would like to have a smooth forehead.

So, know from the get go that I enjoy taking care of myself. I wear make up, buy serums, and generally try to look put together and fashionable. It is because of this that I have noticed myself getting sucked into the skin care…