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Hour 3 - Juanfidence · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Playball. It's Our Dumber three, our three of the podcast
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  Speaker 1: from Viva Las Vegas for the Big Malard Meet and
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  Speaker 1: greet coming up tomorrow. We get the fifth hour podcast today,
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow and Sunday. But here in hour number three of
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  Speaker 1: the original Recipe podcast, as Alf and of course Fergdog know,
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  Speaker 1: how do you dissect Juan Soto's confidence in the crumbling
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  Speaker 1: Mets as they lost again the Mets falling apart? Also,
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  Speaker 1: what does Craig Kimberl's signing with the cheating Asstros signify
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  Speaker 1: to you? He's been washed up for at least three years?
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  Speaker 1: And what does Spencer Strider's being skipped from the Braves
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  Speaker 1: rotation indicate to you as well? We'll go down that road.
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  Speaker 1: The prodigy from Atlanta's pitching staff no longer, no longer
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  Speaker 1: a prodigy and all that coming your way right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's our number three, the met regret. What's that about?
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  Speaker 1: We'll get to it. Welcome in the beginning of another.
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  Speaker 1: Come coming up later this hour, we will have big
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  Speaker 1: Not a lot of volume this week. I've been away
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  Speaker 1: this hour. We'll also have the malor Riddle of the
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  Speaker 1: Day that'll be coming up a little bit later in
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  Speaker 1: the hour, but I lead this hour is from baseball
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  Speaker 1: because if I do another Micah Parson's monologue, I am
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  Speaker 1: going to bang my head against the wall until I
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  Speaker 1: start bleeding. So I'm not going to be doing that.
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  Speaker 1: But I lead this hour from New York, Well, New
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  Speaker 1: York at Jason.
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  Speaker 2: The Mets on the road.
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  Speaker 1: But the most expensive roster in the major leagues is
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  Speaker 1: not the Dodgers. It's not the Yankees. No, no, no, it's
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  Speaker 1: the New York Metropolitans, and they are in stranger danger
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  Speaker 1: of missing the postseason, embarrassing capitally so after dropping a
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  Speaker 1: series to the lowly Nationals, who showed some rare natitude.
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  Speaker 1: I know Rick in Maryland more than time, and the
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  Speaker 1: Austro Janet very excited about their Nationals, unless they don't
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  Speaker 1: watch Nationals games even though they live in that area.
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  Speaker 1: So the floundering Mets, that's a good story. Big money team,
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  Speaker 1: big star players, and they suck. That's good talk radio.
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  Speaker 1: The Mets are bleeding, right, The Mets a bleeding and
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  Speaker 1: the big pickup outfielder One Soto. He was asked about
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  Speaker 1: the Heela monster in the room, and he answered some questions.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you heard what he had to
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  Speaker 1: say or not.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe not so.
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  Speaker 1: Wan Soto said that the Mets players quote, believe in
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  Speaker 1: each other. He said, Now, it's odd that he said
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  Speaker 1: that because the Mets have lost sixteen of their last
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  Speaker 1: twenty one games. That does not sound like a team
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  Speaker 1: that believes in each other. And more on that in
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  Speaker 1: a minute. Soto went on to say that he is
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  Speaker 1: a true believer that the Mets are quote one hundred.
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  Speaker 2: Percent a playoff team.
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  Speaker 1: He said, since day one, this is a quote, since
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  Speaker 1: day one, we believe in each other and we believe
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  Speaker 1: we can make it to the playoffs. Soto said, We've
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  Speaker 1: just got to play better. We've got to play better
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  Speaker 1: as a team and try to win some games. Now
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  Speaker 1: they lead Cincinnati. I believe I have the numbers right
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  Speaker 1: on that. I did some malord math. I think they're
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  Speaker 1: up by a half game, which is odd because Justin
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  Speaker 1: in Cincinnati and just Josh, they stop watching the Reds
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  Speaker 1: about four months ago. About four months ago, and Dick
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  Speaker 1: and Dayton's more of a Cleveland Indians fan. He doesn't
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  Speaker 1: know they changed the name of the Guardians. So anyway,
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  Speaker 1: the Reds are lurking right they're lurking and the Mets
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  Speaker 1: are really in some danger here of not making the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: So let us discuss the question for the esteem panel,
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  Speaker 1: which you are part of. How do you dissect Juan
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  Speaker 1: Soto's confidence in the crumbling Mets. So my take on this,
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  Speaker 1: I've got garage band bass pro shops given birth as well.
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  Speaker 1: We'll go for all that out there, All right, all
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  Speaker 1: that out there. We're gonna make some fried cheese kurts. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: we're gonna make some fried cheese skirts. So to lead
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  Speaker 1: off here, can someone please in the back of the
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  Speaker 1: room explain to me what planet Juan Soto is living on.
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  Speaker 1: Is he in the Milky Way galaxy? Is he far
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  Speaker 1: far out in the Cosmos somewhere? Because where I live,
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  Speaker 1: and you know who knows, maybe I'm wrong, but where
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  Speaker 1: I'm living, the New York Mets are not only a
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  Speaker 1: baseball team, they are a garage band. And they're doing
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  Speaker 1: a cover of Tom Petty's free Falling Free Fun. How
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  Speaker 1: bad is it? Well, for those that weren't paying attention,
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  Speaker 1: the Mets over their last twenty one games have somehow
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  Speaker 1: managed to only win five of them. They're five and sixteen.
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  Speaker 1: Is a grease fire, and he's out here saying, well,
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  Speaker 1: you know they believe in each other at all. Let
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  Speaker 1: me tell you a funny story, all right. So when
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  Speaker 1: I I don't know if it's funny or not. When
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  Speaker 1: I was a young lad and I got assigned to
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  Speaker 1: cover I was working for the station, the mighty sixth
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  Speaker 1: ninety big sports station in San Diego, don't thin exist anymore.
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  Speaker 2: I think they played LaVita Loca from Baja California.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, I worked there when I was a young
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  Speaker 1: young kid in radio and they assigned me to cover
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  Speaker 1: the LA sports scene as a radio reporter, which they
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  Speaker 1: don't even have that anymore, so that job has been discontinued.
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  Speaker 1: So I went out there. I was doing the thing
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  Speaker 1: and whatever, fine, you know, and the Clippers. I covered
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  Speaker 1: the clips of the Lakers, all the teams in LA,
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  Speaker 1: and I was around the Clippers, and they won. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was seventeen games one of the years I
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  Speaker 1: was out there. They I know, they won less than that.
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  Speaker 1: There was a workstopage season they won less than There
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  Speaker 1: were some terrible teams, but there was one period of
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  Speaker 1: time they had these young lads, ad Quentin Richardson, Darius Miles,
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  Speaker 1: and these guys loved each other. They believed in each other.
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  Speaker 1: They hung out together. They were all around the same age.
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  Speaker 1: They went out, you know, they went the same restaurants,
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  Speaker 1: same bars, and chased the same women, all that stuff, right,
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  Speaker 1: the same same circle.
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  Speaker 2: And they.
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  Speaker 1: Blew. They were so bad at basketball, but they believe
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  Speaker 1: in each other. So just because you believe in each other,
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  Speaker 1: that works in a Disney movie. You know, if you
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  Speaker 1: watch ted Lasso, that works there. You know that works
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  Speaker 1: pretty good there. But I get the whole rob Rot thing.
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  Speaker 1: The numbers don't lie. The team e er a. If
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  Speaker 1: you look up the Mets team e R here in August,
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  Speaker 1: it's an obscenity. It's it's illegal. Below the Mason Dixon line.
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  Speaker 1: They're bottom five. I believe in run differential. I think
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  Speaker 1: I read that right. Since the All Star Break, their
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  Speaker 1: defense is spotty. It's like watching a bunch of guys
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  Speaker 1: who think the baseball is a live hand grenade and
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  Speaker 1: they don't want to touch it.
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  Speaker 2: They want nothing to do with it.
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  Speaker 1: And so the whole belief is like, well, you know,
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  Speaker 1: it doesn't really fix it. Just because you believe it, it
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  Speaker 1: doesn't fix it. And so one Soto. He sounds like
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  Speaker 1: that the guy you know, we're doing the show from Vegas.
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  Speaker 1: It's like the guy at the blackjack table, who's I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure I'll see this at some point this week, is
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  Speaker 1: down there seven hundred dollars, just you know, getting it
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  Speaker 1: handed to him, just getting absolutely handed to him at
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  Speaker 1: the blackjack table. It's just not going well at all.
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  Speaker 1: And that same guy's like, no, I got a system.
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  Speaker 1: Don't worry. I got a system, and so I'm get
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  Speaker 1: my money back. And that's the guy you see down
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  Speaker 1: near the plaza at the Greyhound station. That's the guy
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  Speaker 1: you see down there at the Greyhound station leaving just
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  Speaker 1: with enough money to get out of town on the
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  Speaker 1: one way ticket out of town. That's that guy. It's like, buddy,
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  Speaker 1: you don't have a system. You got a problem.
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  Speaker 2: It's not going well for you anyways.
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  Speaker 1: The Mets, it's watching this play out and every Mets fans, well,
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  Speaker 1: it's just a Mets, you know. That's what the because
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  Speaker 1: the Mets and the Jets fans of the one and
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  Speaker 1: the same. But it's like this voodoo bugaloo the Mets
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  Speaker 1: have where they're literally since the All Star break, they're
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  Speaker 1: spontaneously combusting on a nightly basis there, which is which is.
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  Speaker 2: Kind of fun.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not a Mets fan, but I have met fan
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  Speaker 1: friends and it's good to watching the team just fall apart.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Now, furthermore, I read this guy Jackson called
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  Speaker 1: up from from Seattle, very annoying. He's the leader of
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  Speaker 1: the cal Raleigh Marching and Chowder Society. Anyway, he called up.
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  Speaker 1: He's all excited because the Mariners are bird dogging and
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  Speaker 1: the cheating Astros. So the cheating Astros have added the
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  Speaker 1: washed up corpse of relief pitcher Craig Kimbrel. Do you
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  Speaker 1: see this? They agree to a major league contract. In fact,
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  Speaker 1: we are told Kimberle is going to join the cheating
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  Speaker 1: baseball team today on this Friday. Houston is selling this
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  Speaker 1: as a added edition, a fresh arm to their bullpen,
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  Speaker 1: and they're trying to again hold off the Seattle Mariners
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  Speaker 1: and cal Riley in the American League West, trying to
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  Speaker 1: make sure.
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  Speaker 2: That that works out.
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  Speaker 1: So what does Craig Kimbrel, What does his signing with
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  Speaker 1: the Asstros signify to you? So this is another story
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  Speaker 1: I love, all right, This is another one that I'm
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  Speaker 1: very happy about because the Houston pitching staff is literally
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  Speaker 1: like the Mets. They're falling apart right, The things are
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  Speaker 1: breaking and they can't put in the glasses shattered, and
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  Speaker 1: you just added to fix your bullpen.
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  Speaker 2: Let me check my notes here, atomic waste.
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  Speaker 1: You know, there's a saying in sports, don't let a
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  Speaker 1: falling star fall on you, And it is proven that
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  Speaker 1: this guy is contaminated, and yet you're back. You signed him.
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  Speaker 1: If Craig Kimbrel, who at one point was an amazing
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  Speaker 1: closer for the Atlanta Braves, if he were a horse,
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  Speaker 1: of course he would be El's glue. By now, I
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  Speaker 1: don't little use horses anymore. Whatever some glue company that
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  Speaker 1: uses horse. Now, what is my evidence? Since signing with
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  Speaker 1: the Dodgers, the team that I follow back in twenty
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  Speaker 1: twenty three and regularly riding the vomit comic, Craig Kimberl
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  Speaker 1: has an ERA of four. You realize, if you're a
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  Speaker 1: relief pitcher and you pitch one inning a game and
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  Speaker 1: you have an ERA at four, they're really bad at
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  Speaker 1: your job. That is nearly twice what his ERA was
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  Speaker 1: his first dozen seasons, mostly with the Atlanta Braves, And
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  Speaker 1: so the parade has passed him by, but nobody.
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  Speaker 2: Nobody apparently told the.
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  Speaker 1: Asstro So my advice, My advice is to go down
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  Speaker 1: to bass pro shops. They're everywhere and find the is it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think it's the Fernando to tease endorse, but
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  Speaker 1: you know there's the Padre Endors. I don't know, there's
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  Speaker 1: some ringworm medication. They have their bass pro shops and
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  Speaker 1: it's a really he'll he'll help you at home runs
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  Speaker 1: or make an appointment to it that it was a
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  Speaker 1: doctor Tony Bosch there at the Biogenesis clinic, if you
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  Speaker 1: know what I mean, Yeah, sure, why not. And the
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  Speaker 1: velocities that Craig kimberrel his fastball velocity I read this
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  Speaker 1: the other day, is down by almost five miles an
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  Speaker 1: hour this season from a couple of years ago. All right,
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  Speaker 1: last thing to Atlanta we go. Craig Kimberle's old team,
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  Speaker 1: the Atlanta Braves, the Atlanta Brains, and former Braves Ace
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  Speaker 1: Spencer Strider has been pulled from the rotation. Out of there.
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  Speaker 1: Strider will not make his next start. Now. I was
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  Speaker 1: supposed to pitch this weekend against the New York Metropolitans,
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  Speaker 1: but Atlanta has removed him for now. There's no word
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  Speaker 1: on whether or not he's going to go back to
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  Speaker 1: the rotation they have reconfigured, which is another.
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  Speaker 2: Way of saying, well, we're just gonna have him skip
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  Speaker 2: the start.
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  Speaker 1: It's not a demotion, but this is supposed to be
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  Speaker 1: one of their great core players. So what does spendin
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  Speaker 1: Strider being skipped from the Bravest rotation indicate to you?
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  Speaker 1: What indicates to me that the Atlanta Braves have a
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  Speaker 1: Spencer Strider problem, that his career is at a crossroads.
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  Speaker 1: Nobody wants to talk about it, but he's at a
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  Speaker 1: forking road. Stryder, he's only twenty six. He's got a
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  Speaker 1: birthday coming up, so he's almost twenty seven. But Strider
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  Speaker 1: is coming back from Tommy John surgery. And I've had
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  Speaker 1: the real Tommy John on my podcast. He lives in
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  Speaker 1: Palm Springs now, he's retired. When you're retired, you moved
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  Speaker 1: to Palm Springs if you're from the West Coast, or
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  Speaker 1: you moved to Florida if you're in the west on
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  Speaker 1: the East coast. Anyway, Tommy John, the operation is never good.
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  Speaker 1: And as a result of his performance on the Mount
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  Speaker 1: Spencer Strider has fallen out of the bubble of trust.
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  Speaker 1: He's out of the bubble of trust right now, and
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  Speaker 1: it is a slow road to misery. His era since
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  Speaker 1: the beginning of August is over fifteen and he said,
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  Speaker 1: I read this quote the other day. He says, I
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  Speaker 1: can't compete in the strike zone right now. As a result,
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  Speaker 1: the Braves have been given the ultimate. You talk about
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  Speaker 1: giving birth, they gave birth to an albatross, is what
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  Speaker 1: they've done here. Spencer Strider was expected to be Max
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  Speaker 1: Fried's successor. Remember Max Free went to the New York Yankees,
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  Speaker 1: played well for too much. Now Max Fried sucks. But
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  Speaker 1: Stryder was supposed to be the ace of the Braves
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  Speaker 1: pitching staff for this foreseeable future. Like Darling, he was
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  Speaker 1: on all these you know, Internet people loved him, the
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  Speaker 1: social media of them and the Braves. They were convinced
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  Speaker 1: that this guy was real. They wasted no time. They
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  Speaker 1: extended Spencer Strider after just one season, just one season
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  Speaker 1: in the big leagues. They gave him a six year
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  Speaker 1: contract for seventy five million. H oh yeah, Spencer Strider.
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  Speaker 1: I looked it up. He is still loaded. If my
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  Speaker 1: math is right, I used Maler math. I used Maler math.
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  Speaker 2: So that's close.
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  Speaker 1: So I believe Spencer Strider is owed sixty four million
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  Speaker 1: over the next three seasons. And he just got taken
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  Speaker 1: out of the Braves rotation and said, oh, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I can't compete in the strike zone. Yikes. So the
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  Speaker 1: Braves bet, they bet big. They've done a lot of
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  Speaker 1: this with these players, say oh, this guy's gonna be good,
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  Speaker 1: bet on him, bet a lot of money. And right
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  Speaker 1: now that is not working out so good, not working
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  Speaker 1: out so good. So yeah, not not great. Sometimes what's
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  Speaker 1: Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant. It kind
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  Speaker 1: of works both ways on that. Anyway, it is the
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• 21:11
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• 21:16
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• 21:19
  Speaker 1: of the day. Here it is Patriots coach Mike Rabel.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: Mike Rabel called out those who abuse blank saying I'd
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: slash their tires.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: He said, all right, that is the question. What is
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: the answer this is?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Anyone know the answers? Here? Ferg Dog says tire rack
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: dot COM's low prices. They are practically giving these tires away,
• 21:47
  Speaker 1: says for God, Alf the alien ol potter says, juice
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: boxes and gummy bears. You cannot abuse those things. Blind
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: callers and late night talk show hosts. Milkman Mike in Colorado.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: Who else do we have free olive garden breadsticks from
• 22:04
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• 22:09
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• 22:13
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• 22:16
  Speaker 1: the wingman from Knoxville, who's got the all time record
• 22:19
  Speaker 1: for most Mallard meet and greets in different states attended.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: He says, bleach the tires is what he says, bleach
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: the tires, all right? What else do we have? Nascar
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: from mister irrigation Buggety Buggety Buggety Buggety Buggy Buggy. Yeah,
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: what else do we have? Page Nan Cory says Senior
• 22:39
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• 22:51
  Speaker 1: let's right across, right, across the way. Maybe I'll walk
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  Speaker 1: over there. I don't know what else do we Let's
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: see page dan Porta potties from ekeon Roseville, Minnesota. Inka
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  Speaker 1: Terror said, oh, this is a low blow. Do not
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  Speaker 2: Don't do that.
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: Ozzie Waz says for staring at boobs, he says, for
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  Speaker 1: too long?
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: Again the riddle of today.
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: Patriots coach Mike Rabel called out those who abused blank,
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: saying I'd slash their tires. Donkey Sausage went with Bert
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: and Ernie as his answer, BP says feet unless.
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: It's not what else do we have? Page nine?
• 23:33
  Speaker 1: I can't read that on the air, all right, glue
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: guessed by Johnny Q Eric Hippel from No Way Jose
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: that's his answer, paid down Manuel from Guardinas as Mike
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Abel called out those who abuse chinchillas bathroom policy from
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: chipping the cues. I can't read all right? You want
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: to you're he lraa. Do you want to answer the
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: riddle of the day?
• 24:02
  Speaker 5: Go ahead there, you know, I just get really upset
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: when people abuse strippers.
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, okay, Well when in Vegas, go with the
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: stripper do No, that is incorrect. No. Patriots coach Mike
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Rabel called out those who abuse handyicap parking in Starbucks,
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: very specific, very specific. Yeah, I'd slash their tires, Mike
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Rabel said. Now I'm old enough to have done this
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: job a long time. Where I remember years ago, back
• 24:33
  Speaker 1: many many years ago, there were there was a big controversy.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: There were two people.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: One of them was an NF he became an NFL
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: quarter it's got him, Kid McNown and he got dinged
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: parking in handicap parking. And there was another player, This guy,
• 24:48
  Speaker 1: I think it was Andrew Binam played with the Lakers.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: He also got in trouble for handicapped parking. But have
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: been too many of those stories recently? Have not been
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: too many those stories recently. Anyway, That is the answer
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: to the Mallard riddle of the day. And let's get
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: to the calls. And who do we have this year?
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: Any meenie miney moe. Uh, Well, we had Charlie in Wisconsin,
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: so let's try. Let's try kid caller Charlie in Dallas.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: He's back. No, Charlie in Dallas is by Hello, Charlie
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: and Dallas. What's going on? Charlie? Oh where have you been?
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: We have not heard from you in a while.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: Charlie been playing?
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: Can you can you? Can you hit the cough button?
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: Charlie? Could you do that?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Do you have a cough button? Can you hit that? Okay?
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: You're not dying? Are you? Don't die? Charlie? You're too
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: young to die? Ye? Oh, man, he's got the he's
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: got hiccups. You want me to put you on hold?
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: You can go back to you?
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, I'm watching all night long. You know
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: how there's no hockey?
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: What are you're lying? There's no hot af your throat.
• 26:02
  Speaker 6: Bro during the night. I mean highlights on YouTube?
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: Highlights? Oh you watched old hockey games?
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: Okay? Ye? Wow?
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: Well can I ask a question?
• 26:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 26:19
  Speaker 1: Huh?
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah? All right, that's I expected. Good.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's going very good. All right, anything else, Charlie?
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: You just want to call in say you're alive. That's it,
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: but you sound like you're dying. Yeah, everything's good, all right?
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Well you stop calling? What happened?
• 26:35
  Speaker 1: Man? You were calling every every week and then he
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: disappeared for like a month or two. Yeah, Well, my
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: uncle passed away.
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: So oh okay, well, oh that's all right. This are
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: two months of morning you know you gotta do that.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: So yeah, I was really sad.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: That is sad. It's very sad.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: Yea.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: And Mike the le Mike's the Leprechaun reminds me of him.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Oh you want you want to talk to Mike the
• 27:03
  Speaker 1: lepergun All right? Now, uh, mister Roddy, oh lord, let's
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: see if Ian's charge.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: You think you can pull this off?
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: So you just lock in Charlie. Okay, So you look
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: at how confident in Roddy is. Mister is Roddy Radio.
• 27:17
  Speaker 1: It's like he knows what he's doing. Yeah, all right,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: so Roddy, you know he's gonna lock in Charlie online
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: two and then you put Mike the lepre Con up.
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Mike's online five, so we'll punch Mike the leper Con up. Hello,
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun. The only person that's ever admitted to
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: being one of your fans would like to talk to you.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: What is going? What is? What is? Can they not
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: hear us?
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: Are we on? Is this thing on? Am I talking?
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Is anyone listening?
• 27:47
  Speaker 6: Okay? Charlie, Oh my god, what did you say, Charlie.
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, this is no no, you
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: mixed up your Charlie. This is Charlie from Dallas. This
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: is little, this is a here. You're a hero to
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: this guy. Okay, Charlie from Dallas.
• 28:08
  Speaker 6: I agree, you need to get a better form.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: I'm nominating Mike from New Hampshire for Rookie of Year.
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: By the way, No, no, no, no, you're on with What
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: does this have to do with Charlie. You're wasting you.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: On with Charlie Wisconsin.
• 28:23
  Speaker 1: It's like Charlie at least all right, put my.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: Put Mike back. I want to talk to Charlie.
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: Hold on, sec here, jerk, Charlie, find somebody else you like, Charlie,
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: you don't like that guy, Mike the leprek.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: That guy's annoying.
• 28:40
  Speaker 7: Much better options.
• 28:42
  Speaker 6: I like Scott?
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: Oh no, uh? Is he all?
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: God? All right, Charlie, hold on? Uh he's on hold too.
• 28:53
  Speaker 1: Scott's on hold every freaking show, the entire show. All right, Ian,
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: So let's keep Charlie online too, and let's go to
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: blind Scott online for how about that?
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: And we'll put them both on the air. How about that?
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: That's hello? Scott. Are you there blind Scott?
• 29:07
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, Hey, I'm Charlie. I actually was a big
• 29:11
  Speaker 7: hockey player when I was younger. I was actually the
• 29:13
  Speaker 7: manager of my high school hockey team when I was
• 29:15
  Speaker 7: about your age for like three years, and then I
• 29:18
  Speaker 7: played on var City for four years and I was
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: legally blind. But Charlie, I am very sorry about your uncle.
• 29:24
  Speaker 7: That really breaks my heart. Actually I lost my dog
• 29:28
  Speaker 7: in December, and we lost a couple of listeners recently,
• 29:30
  Speaker 7: Matt the Warriors fan. We lost him and this other guy.
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: Mickey mass Ole mass Ol Mickey mass Mickey yeah, and
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: Callagan Tim and Michigan was another big show contributor.
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: He passed away, you know.
• 29:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, So Charlie, let me describe to the grieving process.
• 29:48
  Speaker 7: It's five stages. The first one is denial. When your
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: uncle died, you couldn't believe it, you know. Then you
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: go into a grieving period, which is very upsetting. But
• 29:56
  Speaker 7: then you go into an acceptance period where you just
• 29:58
  Speaker 7: watch hockey videos on YouTube all night long, you know. Reality.
• 30:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well the cool thing, Charlie, and I know,
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: how well are you gonna show your hell? Are you.
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: Fourteen?
• 30:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I remember when I was around your age,
• 30:15
  Speaker 1: I started losing relatives and it's, uh, it sucks. But
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: the cool thing is you're so young, you're going to
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: live a long life and you'll be able to honor
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: your uncle with a with a good life. Right, so
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: that's a cool thing.
• 30:25
  Speaker 7: Hey wait, let me take that psa time right here. Hey, listen, Charlie,
• 30:29
  Speaker 7: here's another thing. I grew up during the opioid epidemic
• 30:33
  Speaker 7: in the year two thousands. Most most kids I went
• 30:37
  Speaker 7: to high school with aren't alive anymore. They've gotten poisoned
• 30:40
  Speaker 7: by the opioid epidemic. Arcsy, cotton, fentanyl, heroine. Don't ever
• 30:45
  Speaker 7: do drugs, Charlie. Don't ever do drugs. You're gonna end
• 30:48
  Speaker 7: up like somebody well.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: You don't know, you might end up like jet Hu fled.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: You know, you don't do drug thirty six pills in
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: the morning.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: That's James, that's hollowd you.
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: But that's just because you know, he's got to keep
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: big farm in business.
• 31:03
  Speaker 7: Have you Have you ever heard of Fred Toucher? Fred
• 31:05
  Speaker 7: Tucher has YouTube videos on YouTube visa former Oh my god,
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: here we go.
• 31:11
  Speaker 6: I've heard of him.
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: No, you know, really, you're in Dallas.
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: You know who Fred Toucher is really Yeah?
• 31:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, I thank you, Thank you, Scott.
• 31:23
  Speaker 7: Charlie's going to the Vegas meeting?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Are you, Charlie? Are you going to be at the
• 31:26
  Speaker 1: Vega me and we were doing tomorrow, Charlie. I wish
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: now busy? I understand, Well, yeah, you're you're a social butterfly, Charlie. Yeah, yeah, okay,
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: I thank you, Scott, Thank you. Charlie got back to
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: your hockey videos. Call more off than Charlie, call more off.
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: All right, buddy, all right, there you go. That's a kid.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: Call her Charlie.
• 31:48
  Speaker 7: I wonder if my daughter is still up this late?
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I was, well, I stayed up.
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: It's really late though, this is really.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Well, it's yeah, what is It's three three almost three
• 31:59
  Speaker 1: four in the morning in Dallas and he's he's up
• 32:02
  Speaker 1: fusing around. But he's home school, so you don't have
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: to go to school, or well, he goes to school,
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: but it's like fake school, you know, it's homeschool. Thanks
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: my daughter, right now, let's se if she's she's not
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: gonna respond because she's gonna know you should be in there. Yeah,
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: And of course I respond you. Oh no a weak no, no, no,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: there you go. All right, let's keep it going on
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: the phone. Let's go to salsa. Here's another show legend.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: Everybody's salsa in parts of what's going on? Salsa.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: Welcome, she's awake, be eaven everyone.
• 32:31
  Speaker 6: I thought I was gonna have to ask for Charge's
• 32:34
  Speaker 6: address so I could go save him.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: He'll be okay, you little confused right now, we'll be okay, Okay, okay, Ben,
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: I have about four hours to the side if whether
• 32:46
  Speaker 1: or not I'm going to go to Vegas or Columbia.
• 32:49
  Speaker 1: What time?
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: What time is the flight to Columbia?
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: Eight a m.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: Well, well the flight to Vegas. Flight to Vegas is short,
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: so it's not Yeah, yeah, Vegas.
• 32:59
  Speaker 7: No problem.
• 32:59
  Speaker 6: I come to Vegas. I want to bring something. I
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: want to bring a treat or something for you guys,
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: but come to Vegas so kind of Oh okay, well
• 33:08
  Speaker 6: I got something in mind, I got something in mine.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well it's your call. Colombia is
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: beautiful and socks.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: We don't need socks. We're good on that.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Should we talk about should we talk about the things
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: that the larina? What were we planning on?
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: It was like a contest thing.
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, who can eat the most chicken?
• 33:27
  Speaker 1: No, no, we're not doing that. We're not doing that.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: Spicy A little spicy. Yeah.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Now we're thinking.
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: About doing some kind of contests or something like that.
• 33:37
  Speaker 1: So I I'm not.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: Sure what the deed we're working out. We're efforting the
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: details right now. We're efforting you guys.
• 33:45
  Speaker 6: I do come. I look forwarding. I look forward to
• 33:47
  Speaker 6: meeting with every new people who's a queen rocksand and
• 33:51
  Speaker 6: the supermarket is going to be there.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he'll be He was there, he was there last year.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: We've got Bubby j. Dot from Utah. He's coming down,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: so he'll be there in Salt Jayscoop will not be
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: able to attend. Unfortunate, he did send me a message.
• 34:07
  Speaker 1: Was bummed out. He said he was trying to get
• 34:08
  Speaker 1: there and some you know, life happens, of course, and
• 34:11
  Speaker 1: so some stuff took place. So he will not will
• 34:14
  Speaker 1: not be there, but hopefully we'll see him at the
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: next one.
• 34:18
  Speaker 6: So you do it doing meet and Green Salt Lake
• 34:20
  Speaker 6: and I had an incredible experience in Salt Lake. I
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: met a lady on my flight and I told I
• 34:26
  Speaker 6: wanted to go hiking, and she called me at twelve
• 34:28
  Speaker 6: o'clock in the morning and said, you want to go,
• 34:31
  Speaker 6: So we went. She took to me somewhere up our
• 34:36
  Speaker 6: ensign peak and it was kind of nice. She had
• 34:40
  Speaker 6: me talk my phone, which was a little bit scary,
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: but we had a good night.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well you called it hiking. Is that what you called it?
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: It was hiking literally, but we did love the hiking.
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Did you have a night where you like a marine
• 34:54
  Speaker 1: and have night vision goggles on and all that is?
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: No, not like the cell phone? That's it.
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  Speaker 2: I got you.
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: All right, Well listen, so also if we see you,
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: you decided to come here. If we don't see it,
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: you're in Columbia, so there you go. All right, but
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  Speaker 1: all right, hopefully we'll see it.
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  Speaker 2: But thank you. Good Flip a coin. That's what I did.
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  Speaker 1: Quickly.
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  Speaker 2: I don't have a lot of time.
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: But Slug is the guy that's hosting this, and he's
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: on he's called he's using a golden ticket. So let's
• 35:20
  Speaker 1: go to Slug. He's gotta go on the tag. He's
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: got to go all the tag. Hello slugah bye, what's
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: up buddy? Ready, I'm ready to rock dude, it was
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: we're ready tonight. Ton Well, you know it's funny enough.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: You know, I got a talk show and I have
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: to prepare for the show, and so I can't be
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: having dinners right before the show.
• 35:42
  Speaker 2: Uh so I was unable to attend.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: He might have been an hour late, like I was.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't do that.
• 35:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I hear your Your restaurant is amazing, Slug.
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: It's great.
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: And one of these, one of these times to Vegas
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: that me and the wife will get in there and
• 35:58
  Speaker 1: we'll enjoy the nice steakhout us and all that.
• 36:02
  Speaker 6: Yeah you got it was nice seeing Coop and Missus
• 36:05
  Speaker 6: Coop and uh mister Noy and Missus Noy and the
• 36:09
  Speaker 6: Leslie Lorrena look beautiful tonight.
• 36:11
  Speaker 1: Oh thank you you come in. But one of these years, yeah, eventually,
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: eventually get in there. Yeah, so tomorrow anybody, you know,
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of time, but slug, anything
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: we need to know about the mean and Greek people
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: listening right now, A lot of them planning on attending there.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Any special things you want to promote here or just
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: show up and be surprised. Just put on your big
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: boy pants.
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  Speaker 7: And be ready to rock.
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: Dude, got a rock man. Yeah, I got name tags.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: What we got we got some other not promoting name tags.
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: I got pens.
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, angel points. Yeah. We should do Richie Richard,
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: you know, we should do We should do rich Man
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  Speaker 1: poor Man. We should do who's the richest person there
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: and who's the poorest person there? We should content rich
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  Speaker 1: Man poor Man. No, rich Man, who's in the middle.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: That's what I all right, Well, thanks doing this slug.
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  Speaker 1: I look forward to seeing it. Will be there, all right,
• 37:03
  Speaker 1: Budy the great slug. He's putting this together. All right.
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: I love you man. All right there, you're a big mallard.
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• 37:14
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• 37:23
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• 37:29
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• 37:29
  Speaker 1: I might just move to Vegas and just do the
• 37:31
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• 37:33
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• 37:36
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• 38:45
  Speaker 1: And here we go big bench lame jokes of Luis.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Are you are you that weed man hippie? Are you
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: the weed man hippie?
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: Ben, Well, there should be a lot more times time
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: in three weeks. You know, Oh my god, you're already complaining.
• 38:59
  Speaker 1: You're already complained. I was sluck called up. Oh my god,
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: your let's get that jouts? All right, all right? What
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: question will blind Scott always fall for?
• 39:13
  Speaker 7: What?
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: Oh? No, let me do that again. I've already screwed
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: it up, weed man, I blame you. This is from
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: Noah Austin. What question will blind Scott always fail?
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: What question?
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: How many fingers am I holding up? He'll always fail that?
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: There you are.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: What do you get when you cross a Dodger talk
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: host with a medical procedure?
• 39:35
  Speaker 7: What do you get?
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: A David vasectomy is what you'll get?
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: There?
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 39:40
  Speaker 1: That's a hey man, we need that laugh track, George
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: and Uvaldi, there sent that one a rimshot. What do
• 39:46
  Speaker 1: you call a wrapping leprechaun slathered in coconut oil? What?
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: Mc diddy? That's a chip in the cues? Who set
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: that one in?
• 39:58
  Speaker 7: There?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: You go?
• 39:59
  Speaker 2: What else do we you have about?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: What could angry Bill's new weight loss goal be after
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: what should his weight loss goal be after.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: Losing sixty two pounds?
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: What he's got to lose the rest now, weed Man,
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: he's got to get the rest out. That's Chip in
• 40:13
  Speaker 1: Maine who sent that one in?
• 40:16
  Speaker 2: All right?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: Big Ben's lame jokes of the week, Well you did
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: you miss me the last couple weeks?
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: Weed Man? Did you miss me? You did?
• 40:24
  Speaker 1: All right? Why is Coop not offended by the Sydney
• 40:27
  Speaker 1: Sweeney commercials? Why because he's been trying to get in
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: her jeans for years? That's Kurt from Earth sent that
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: one in.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: There you go.
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: What is weed Man going to miss the most about
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: preseason football? What the joint practices? The joint you're a
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: big fan for. I don't know why you like those
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: so much, weed Man. I have no idea why you
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: like those so much. It's Big Ben's lame jokes a week.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: These are actual jokes in in by actual listeners. What
• 40:58
  Speaker 1: happened when weed Man asked Siri why he's single? What?
• 41:03
  Speaker 5: What it?
• 41:04
  Speaker 1: It activated his front facing camera? That's from Noah. Is
• 41:10
  Speaker 1: Lisa there? Weed Man? Is?
• 41:11
  Speaker 2: Is Lisa with you?
• 41:14
  Speaker 1: Lisa? Yeah? I don't hear it, she's sleeping.
• 41:20
  Speaker 2: Okay, this is kind of late there on Long Island
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: or whatever.
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: She live on Long Islands after she lives Long Island, Westchester?
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: Okay, up north? Yeah, all right.
• 41:29
  Speaker 1: Why is weed Man Hippie a typical member of the
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: malor militia? Why he is part of the rash of
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: bad callers? That's George and Ebaldich. Why why don't weed
• 41:44
  Speaker 1: Man Hippie and Fox Sports radio producer Lee to lap
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: mind crossing picket lines? Why because you guys are used
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: to picking scabs. That's George George and George George said
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: a bunch in man. I mean, most of these seemed
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: like they came from George and Valdi. Why did weed
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Man it be lose an argument with a urinating dog? Why?
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: Well the dog the dog had a leg up on
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: him apparently, so there was that there? Why was why
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: was we Why was weed Man being a cat called?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Why were you being cat called and whistled that weed man?
• 42:19
  Speaker 7: Why?
• 42:20
  Speaker 1: Well, because you had you had a pair of lungs
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: that refused to quit. That's Drew in Minnesota. If I
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: get that, I don't know about that. That's that Wasn't
• 42:30
  Speaker 1: that funny? How this might be the last one. How
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: does weed Man divide his time during a thirty minute
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: job interview? Oh well apparently this corner Drew and Minnesota.
• 42:42
  Speaker 2: Weed Man.
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: What you do is you take not one, but two
• 42:47
  Speaker 1: fifteen minute breaks? Is that true?
• 42:50
  Speaker 2: Is that all right?
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: Why? Why is blind Scott so emotional all the time?
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: Why he needs a huggy? That's uh lucky lucky Tony.
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: That was Lucky Tony who sent that one in uh ecan, Roseville, Minnesota.
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: What is Justin Cooper's favorite kind of poker?
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: What?
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: It's liar liars poker. That's what he likes. Here you
• 43:15
  Speaker 1: go think and we member back baby. Lame Jokes of
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: the Week Paul