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50 - Married at First Sight, Below Deck Mediterranean, Big Brother, The Valley, RHOA, RHOC, 90 Day Fiance Last Resort, and 90 Day Fiance · Rather Be Rotting

• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: Welcome to rather be running.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: TV and pop culture chaos because no matter what's going on in life, we would always rather be running.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: Hello.
• 0:30
  unknown: Hi.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: You laying down.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_01: I am in a semi-reclined position.
• 0:39
  SPEAKER_00: Um, there's a woman on Married at First Sight who made me think of you because her best friend said in her wedding speech that she likes to accomplish most things horizontal.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: I really felt seen in that moment.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_01: I'm sure is her new husband gonna like that?
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_00: No, but um, should we just get right into it?
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I feel like there's not that much going on, like in the celeb world.
• 1:00
  SPEAKER_00: We don't have our Taylor Swift pictures.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: Don't remind me.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_00: Uh Joe Alwyn and Sarah Pigeon broke up.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, so bleeding.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_01: Emmy nomination.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_01: He can't be with anybody remotely more successful than he.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_00: Which really limits his options because he's just like not very successful.
• 1:19
  SPEAKER_00: He should just date a nobody then, like, not a celeb.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he really should.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm fresh off two episodes of The New Married at First Sight.
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm one episode behind.
• 1:31
  SPEAKER_00: I've watched maybe two and a half.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_00: I know what you did.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_00: You probably had to see what happened in that third episode, huh?
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_00: Well, the first thing I just had some time, so the second episode of MAPS ended on a cliffhanger.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: This woman walks down the aisle and does not think that the man is her husband.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_00: Who does she think he is?
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_00: Wait, what do you mean?
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: The doctor, Dr.
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_00: Sean Best.
• 2:01
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_00: She walks down the aisle, and this is how the episode ends.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_00: She walks down the aisle and she's like, Okay, I'm ready.
• 2:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm ready to meet my groom.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_00: And he's standing right there.
• 2:13
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I must not clock that.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, then the episode ended.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: She was like stunned.
• 2:20
  SPEAKER_00: The the officiant was like, Meet your husband, Sean.
• 2:23
  SPEAKER_00: And she was like.
• 2:25
  SPEAKER_00: She still like couldn't believe that.
• 2:28
  SPEAKER_00: Who did she think he was?
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_00: That's what I'm wondering.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_00: But if you didn't clock it, that means they don't explain it in the next episode.
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_00: But they clearly ended it on that.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe they did.
• 2:38
  SPEAKER_00: I need to go back.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like I was giving it my full attention, but I don't know, it didn't register.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe I just need to go back.
• 2:44
  SPEAKER_00: You definitely do.
• 2:45
  SPEAKER_00: And she had lipstick all over her face.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_00: Did you clock it?
• 2:47
  SPEAKER_01: And they never told her.
• 2:49
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I got to the point of the episode where they're like post-wedding and they're chatting about like what they do for work and stuff.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_01: Still lipstick.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_00: That's evil.
• 2:59
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 3:00
  SPEAKER_00: On the producer side.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_00: It's evil on a lot of people's parts.
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_00: Like, so many people did her wrong.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_00: The f the cameraman who was literally right in their face.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_01: The officiant, her new husband, anybody?
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_00: So that's a little spoiler that they do, in fact, finish the ceremony and make I mean they all do always.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_00: This isn't love is blind.
• 3:21
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_00: So without giving any episode three spoilers, which I guess I don't need to be that worried about because it seems like you didn't give it that much attention.
• 3:29
  SPEAKER_00: What do you think so far?
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_01: Um I mean, of course I'm enjoying it.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm always in, especially at the beginning.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_01: Um, but like you texted me uh maybe yesterday.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_01: I would like an explanation of where Pastor Cal and Dr.
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_01: Pepper have gone.
• 3:45
  SPEAKER_00: Well, it appears Pastor Cal is actually the one getting married.
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_00: The tables the turntables.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: Good one.
• 3:54
  SPEAKER_00: So do you want to just go couple by couple and say what see what we think?
• 3:59
  SPEAKER_01: We can start with the start with the mustached man, the mustached blonde.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh boy.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_01: Adam.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_00: Our piano enthusiast.
• 4:09
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_00: The editors did him so dirty with the editing as he played two songs.
• 4:16
  SPEAKER_00: I think he did it to himself.
• 4:18
  SPEAKER_00: He didn't.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'm just like glad that they leaned in.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: Because his wedding day is the second time we saw him have to perform two songs.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: He performed two songs.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: Where was that?
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_00: The bachelor party?
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess so.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: And everyone had the same reaction, like, oh, another one.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like they were and they weren't even like love songs, they were like classical pieces.
• 4:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like why is he dedicating this to his new bride?
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: And uh, I just loved the reaction.
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_00: I hope that he's like taking that in and learning from that.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_01: I also feel like the fact that none of his family made an effort to show up is incredibly telling.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: And he didn't even seem to care.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: Like, she asked him, like, are you doing you're not doing the mother-son dance?
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: And he's like, Nah.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_01: Nah, brah.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_00: I think that they're complete opposites, and I don't know why they were matched.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't even Yeah, I think it's not gonna go well.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_00: I think they should have matched him with the other girl who married the other mustache man.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_00: She's like into like working out and bar like boxing and stuff.
• 5:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_00: I think that that would have been a better match.
• 5:28
  SPEAKER_00: And then this girl could have been with the restaurant owner party boy.
• 5:32
  SPEAKER_00: He shouldn't even be getting married.
• 5:34
  SPEAKER_00: No, we'll get to them.
• 5:36
  SPEAKER_00: So I think that these two will not make it through the honeymoon because he could not seem less interested as we speak.
• 5:43
  SPEAKER_01: She's giving um uh what was the quote?
• 5:48
  SPEAKER_01: She sleeps with men for money.
• 5:51
  SPEAKER_01: She she is remember that quote from that girl in the bachelor.
• 5:55
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you can't see my face.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_01: She sleeps with men for money.
• 5:58
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
• 6:00
  SPEAKER_01: G'day, Jule.
• 6:01
  SPEAKER_01: Good night, Julie.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_01: Something about her face kind of she has like a resting smelled something rotten face.
• 6:09
  SPEAKER_00: I guess so.
• 6:10
  SPEAKER_00: I think she's very pretty.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_01: I didn't say she wasn't, it's the expression.
• 6:15
  SPEAKER_00: And he just like like the fact that their intros to each other were like he gave her like ski goggles and she gave him a book and said she loved to read, and that really put him off because clearly this man doesn't read.
• 6:27
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, no.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_01: What happened was he was commenting on it and said, I got I was worried because I got this book.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, is she this big bookworm?
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: And oh yeah, she goes, huh?
• 6:36
  SPEAKER_01: No, just a present.
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: When like she definitely is.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_01: Also, you should be so grateful to marry a bookworm, someone with you know, an expansive vocabulary and two brain cells to rub together.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_00: This guy sucks.
• 6:52
  SPEAKER_00: Smart and beautiful.
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, this guy's terrible.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: I'd be like, as soon as he started talking, I'd be like, we gotta call this right now.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, honestly, I don't think I could walk down the aisle to that man, not with that mustache.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_00: And if I made it down the aisle, I would definitely not make it through the second piano song.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_01: And he's also one of those people who doesn't drink because chemicals.
• 7:17
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, yeah, he says something else about chemicals.
• 7:19
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, she made a note about microwave dinners, and he's like, Oh, yeah, well, just the chemicals in the microwave.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, Oh, this guy's horrible, he's terrible.
• 7:28
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you married someone who also doesn't believe in microwaves, but what are you talking about?
• 7:34
  SPEAKER_00: He microwave popcorn yesterday.
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_00: He did, yes.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_00: I've never seen him microwave anything, he's just lazy.
• 7:44
  SPEAKER_01: The difference is that he's lazy.
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I thought it was about the chemical.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_00: No, it's that he is a lazy.
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_00: That's why he eats cold pasta.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, that is nuts.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: There's nothing to do with chemicals, he couldn't be bothered to heat it up because that takes too many seconds.
• 8:03
  SPEAKER_00: How delightful that he microwave popcorn for you guys, though.
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: I know.
• 8:08
  SPEAKER_01: What were you watching?
• 8:10
  SPEAKER_00: Nothing.
• 8:11
  SPEAKER_00: I think he just wanted a snack.
• 8:14
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 8:15
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so they're not gonna last.
• 8:17
  SPEAKER_00: How long do you give them?
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_00: A couple days.
• 8:20
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, let's move on to our other mustached fella, our mustached party boy.
• 8:25
  SPEAKER_00: Why is he a here again?
• 8:28
  SPEAKER_00: Why does he think he's like so hot?
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_01: He's not, he looks like Mario and Luigi, and all his friends were talking about how he looks at himself in the mirror.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, you like what you see?
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, good for you.
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_01: I wish I had some of that confidence, but that's true.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
• 8:47
  SPEAKER_00: I mean she's too pretty for him, obviously.
• 8:51
  SPEAKER_00: And she looks like his sister.
• 8:54
  SPEAKER_01: But I actually don't think that they're like doomed.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_01: I think maybe they're both dumb enough to make it work.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I I predict perhaps he'll party too much for her liking, though.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_01: He said that if she asks him not to party, he'll stop.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_00: That's what they all say.
• 9:12
  SPEAKER_00: So then we also have our singer/slash dancer and our porta potty cleaner because somebody's gotta do it.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_01: He's right, somebody does have to do it, you know, and he seems nice.
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_01: Him and his dad, though, seem to be a little much for me.
• 9:27
  SPEAKER_01: Like, are they Leo's both of them?
• 9:29
  SPEAKER_01: Because I need them to calm it down.
• 9:32
  SPEAKER_00: He seemed okay by himself, right?
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_00: But then when you got him with his dad, it was like woof.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_00: Well, even when his dad is alone, it's wolf.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_00: Did you hear his speech to him about how he's just like a big loser?
• 9:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was horrible.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_00: But I loved when the new wife said, Don't do my husband like that.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_00: That, yeah, she I like her, me too.
• 9:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I like her, I didn't like her jewelry selections.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_01: No, not great.
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_01: But I think in terms of like the match, I think it's a good match.
• 10:01
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_00: So, what about the bodybuilder and the reality star?
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't recognize this guy, did you?
• 10:09
  SPEAKER_00: I don't watch any of those shows.
• 10:11
  SPEAKER_01: No, me neither.
• 10:12
  SPEAKER_01: Um I'm shocked they let him on.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_01: You too.
• 10:17
  SPEAKER_01: And she needed to be reminded what happened on January 6th.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_00: That was crazy.
• 10:25
  SPEAKER_00: And I love how the like the the life coach or whatever, the match expert said, like, okay, that that tells me what I need to know.
• 10:33
  SPEAKER_01: Can I just say, like, this is what in my mind sums up so many conservatives perfectly.
• 10:41
  SPEAKER_01: They have no idea what's going on.
• 10:45
  SPEAKER_00: And my boyfriend was sitting with me, and he's like, These people voted, these people yeah, and there lies the problem.
• 10:52
  SPEAKER_00: She said she was conservative from a financial standpoint, but that she's pro-choice.
• 10:57
  SPEAKER_01: People who say that I hate because it means that you value your finances more than human rights, and that makes you a shitty, shitty person.
• 11:08
  SPEAKER_00: That's anyone who votes for him, yeah.
• 11:11
  SPEAKER_01: And and I've had friends who have said to me, Yeah, but I it's it's because I'm fiscally conservative, and I have said to their faces, then you care about your finances more than human rights, and yeah, that makes you shitty.
• 11:24
  SPEAKER_01: It does, and and not politics isn't all doesn't always have to be like that, but in this particular case, it is right, and that's yes, and in and so I think a lot of it is like people can be parroting what they've heard from their parents growing up, like we're fiscally conservative, because in the past you're right, it was accurate, like that can be a thing, yeah.
• 11:47
  SPEAKER_01: But that's not where we're at today, unfortunately.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_00: And he she asked the producer asked him, like, because he said, I'm conservative about some things and liberal about others, and she's like, Okay, well, can you name like one thing you're conservative about and one thing you're liberal about?
• 12:04
  SPEAKER_00: No, couldn't couldn't do it.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_00: He simply could not, so then they said, Okay, we have our perfect match, these these two idiots, yes.
• 12:12
  SPEAKER_00: So do you think two idiot trumpers?
• 12:15
  SPEAKER_00: Do you think that they will work out?
• 12:17
  SPEAKER_01: Uh maybe if if this relationship is fulfilling enough for him, then yes, but I don't know.
• 12:28
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think they will.
• 12:30
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, and then we have our girl who looks like Shea Mitchell and our guy who is a basketball coach.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_01: Their height difference is hilarious.
• 12:40
  SPEAKER_00: I think that he is so cute.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_01: I would make it so cute.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_01: I like that guy a lot.
• 12:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, me too.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_00: I think she's really pretty.
• 12:49
  SPEAKER_00: I think they would have really cute babies.
• 12:50
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_00: I don't he seems very quiet.
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_00: Seems really nice though.
• 12:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: So I vote for them to go on.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 13:00
  SPEAKER_00: And then last but not least, we have Pastor Cal, aka Doctor Best.
• 13:05
  SPEAKER_01: There is another couple that you'll be introduced to.
• 13:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_01: Um but I'll keep my thoughts to myself.
• 13:11
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 13:13
  SPEAKER_00: So I guess for the doctor, we know they make it through, but I really don't think that she's into him.
• 13:17
  SPEAKER_00: I think she was horrified to find out that he was her match.
• 13:22
  SPEAKER_00: And that's all I can say, and I know you can't say anything else.
• 13:28
  SPEAKER_00: We press on.
• 13:30
  SPEAKER_00: I'm excited.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_00: I'm excited about the season.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: Optimistic.
• 13:33
  SPEAKER_00: This is my favorite part, and I still have an episode waiting for me.
• 13:36
  SPEAKER_01: You know what else is great now that it's on Peacock is that they have a way better music budget.
• 13:44
  SPEAKER_00: I've noticed.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_01: I noticed sixpence none the richer, and that's about it.
• 13:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's real songs that you've heard in your real life, not just they didn't just go to the um the factory, the uh what's it called?
• 13:57
  SPEAKER_01: I keep wanting to say duty free, but the royalty-free library, and pick what they could.
• 14:03
  SPEAKER_00: I heard a lot of uh duty free.
• 14:08
  SPEAKER_00: Well actually called duty free.
• 14:15
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's another one on the next episode.
• 14:18
  SPEAKER_01: Um, it's escaping me, but it's like a hit, you know.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, great.
• 14:21
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know why.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_00: Was this new guy, coach?
• 14:26
  SPEAKER_00: Was he on um one of the last resorts?
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_01: He looks so I was gonna ask you that.
• 14:31
  SPEAKER_01: He looks so familiar to me.
• 14:32
  SPEAKER_01: I think he might be on the current one, which is not good.
• 14:37
  SPEAKER_00: No, because those those shows never actually teach them or help them in any way, shape, or form.
• 14:43
  SPEAKER_01: Listen, they're gonna learn that getting rid of Dr.
• 14:46
  SPEAKER_01: Pepper and Pastor Cal was the wrong choice.
• 14:49
  SPEAKER_01: So unless all these couples somehow succeed, and then maybe we needed these new people all along.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_00: I just like loved how no nonsense Pastor Cal was.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_00: Like he's gonna tell you how it is.
• 15:03
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I know.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_00: Dr.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_00: Pepper is just like so gentle, and she gave you marriage advice.
• 15:09
  SPEAKER_01: She did, and the new girl that's matching, just like if she got an upper bluff, they butchered it, or she naturally has the most hollow eyes I've ever seen.
• 15:20
  SPEAKER_01: She does.
• 15:24
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, where would you like to go next?
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_01: I think we can stop over in the Bravo sphere.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_01: Do you want to start with the valley?
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_01: I guess so.
• 15:35
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, what really stuck out to me is that Tom Schwartz is the only one who spoke any nugget of truth in this whole uh episode and maybe this whole season.
• 15:47
  SPEAKER_01: And what did he say?
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_01: Because it didn't maybe not tr truth, but like wisdom.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_01: He basically was like, Why are we not focusing on Janet's trauma?
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_01: Like, why are they saying all this did when when they had the guy's night?
• 16:02
  SPEAKER_01: You know, and he basically was like, Why aren't you taking more seriously the fact that Janet shared this trauma that she had?
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_00: And what did the men have to say for themselves?
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_01: He said in a in a confessional, so oh, but I was like, Oh my god, look at you, Schwartz.
• 16:17
  SPEAKER_00: See, I know.
• 16:18
  SPEAKER_00: I just think of him as a little boy, but maybe maybe there's a man in there somewhere.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_01: I think that there is, you know, I think he's evolving, he's learning, growing, evolving.
• 16:28
  SPEAKER_01: Well, we know that you are his number one fan, so you do love him.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_01: I do love him dearly.
• 16:35
  SPEAKER_01: I was sad for Lala having to put her donkey down.
• 16:40
  SPEAKER_01: R I P Lily, who we can all relate, and also congrats to her on seven years of sobriety.
• 16:47
  SPEAKER_00: Love that for her, and she's still great at her job.
• 16:52
  SPEAKER_01: She is you know keeping us afloat, I would say.
• 16:55
  SPEAKER_01: I would say so.
• 16:57
  SPEAKER_00: Uh can we talk about below deck, please?
• 17:00
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, because I think that is a shining star.
• 17:02
  SPEAKER_01: I do, yeah, it is.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: This week.
• 17:07
  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god, yeah, we did.
• 17:09
  SPEAKER_00: This Jiz storyline is so crazy to me.
• 17:13
  SPEAKER_00: Like, his family's gonna watch this.
• 17:16
  SPEAKER_00: Like, how embarrassed would you be if that were you?
• 17:20
  SPEAKER_01: Really embarrassed, but it would be me because I'd be like, This is on TV.
• 17:25
  SPEAKER_00: I think Luke is such a fucking gaslighter, and I hate him.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no, he's literally terrible.
• 17:32
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't realize just how terrible he was until Jen confronted him.
• 17:37
  SPEAKER_00: He's everything that's wrong with men.
• 17:40
  SPEAKER_00: A hundred percent.
• 17:41
  SPEAKER_00: I just like like you have to know what you did.
• 17:44
  SPEAKER_00: You slept with this girl, and then you immediately, like, literally two days later, you turn to another girl, and you don't think that the first girl should be irritated by that.
• 17:54
  SPEAKER_01: It's just like so cliche, it's not even funny.
• 17:58
  SPEAKER_01: It's like this is tired, his act is tired.
• 18:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's gonna look bad.
• 18:04
  SPEAKER_00: He already, like, I'm pretty sure he already cried to mommy once on the phone.
• 18:08
  SPEAKER_01: He's too predictable.
• 18:10
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but and I feel bad for Nathan.
• 18:13
  SPEAKER_00: Poor Nathan, not only because he slept in jizz sheets for three nights, but because he didn't get to see his baby and his baby mama called him crying and needed help.
• 18:26
  SPEAKER_01: My bullshit detector goes off on that one.
• 18:29
  SPEAKER_01: You don't think he was actually sick?
• 18:31
  SPEAKER_01: He wasn't too sick to go out with them.
• 18:35
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you know how it is when you have a baby, you're so paranoid about getting them even the sniffles.
• 18:41
  SPEAKER_01: When I brought my son home from the hospital, my husband had the sniffles the first week of his life.
• 18:47
  SPEAKER_01: And you know what he did?
• 18:50
  SPEAKER_01: Wore a mask to continue to assist in the care of the child.
• 18:55
  SPEAKER_00: So maybe his girlfriend didn't think to ask for that, or maybe they didn't think about wearing a mask.
• 19:00
  SPEAKER_01: I just think he's not that sick if he is going out, and if he is that sick, you better be sleeping, recovering to get better, so you can come help me.
• 19:09
  SPEAKER_01: But he wasn't like enjoying his time out like an extra.
• 19:12
  SPEAKER_01: I think I I'm not giving him any grace on this one.
• 19:15
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's bullshit.
• 19:16
  SPEAKER_01: I think it's straight bullshit.
• 19:18
  SPEAKER_01: I just poor girls all by herself with that baby 24-7.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: I feel so bad.
• 19:23
  SPEAKER_01: Get a mask on, get your ass to that house and help her.
• 19:28
  SPEAKER_00: You would not survive if that were you.
• 19:32
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 19:33
  SPEAKER_00: You would literally be at the bottom of that ocean.
• 19:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 19:37
  SPEAKER_00: Chained to a rock.
• 19:38
  SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
• 19:40
  SPEAKER_00: So I give Gail a lot of props.
• 19:42
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 19:43
  SPEAKER_01: And I I just, you know, I think I I think she's gonna watch it back and be like, oh, so you were well enough to like go out to dinner, but you couldn't come help me with the baby.
• 19:52
  SPEAKER_00: But he seems to want to be with the baby.
• 19:55
  SPEAKER_01: Of course he seems to.
• 19:57
  SPEAKER_01: He wants to come across well.
• 19:59
  SPEAKER_00: I don't think he's that good of an actor.
• 20:02
  SPEAKER_01: I think all men are that good of an actor when it comes to the disappearing act of child care.
• 20:08
  SPEAKER_01: The deadbeat dad of it all.
• 20:10
  SPEAKER_01: I have to poop.
• 20:11
  SPEAKER_01: Be back in half an hour.
• 20:14
  SPEAKER_01: You know that he took half-hour poops before you had a child.
• 20:18
  SPEAKER_01: It's not just my husband.
• 20:19
  SPEAKER_01: I think this is a common theme with new dads everywhere.
• 20:22
  SPEAKER_01: The poops take longer, the gardening takes longer.
• 20:26
  SPEAKER_00: Nope.
• 20:27
  SPEAKER_00: I can vouch for your husband that his poops have always been half an hour.
• 20:31
  SPEAKER_00: Always.
• 20:32
  SPEAKER_01: I just think that Nathan was like, oh, sniffle sniffle.
• 20:37
  SPEAKER_01: Can't go.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_01: Wow.
• 20:38
  SPEAKER_01: I did not read it.
• 20:40
  SPEAKER_01: I'm devastated.
• 20:41
  SPEAKER_01: No, you're not.
• 20:43
  SPEAKER_01: You're thrilled to continue getting your full night's sleeps.
• 20:47
  SPEAKER_01: In the guest cabin.
• 20:48
  SPEAKER_01: In the fucking guest cabin.
• 20:50
  SPEAKER_01: Like get out of here.
• 20:52
  SPEAKER_01: Get out of here.
• 20:53
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna sleep in the guest cabin tonight.
• 20:55
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course you are.
• 20:56
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, screw that.
• 20:58
  SPEAKER_01: Pissed me off.
• 21:01
  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, so shall we go to the housewives?
• 21:03
  SPEAKER_00: There are some things happening over on Atlanta.
• 21:05
  SPEAKER_00: Honestly, we probably should have started with them.
• 21:08
  SPEAKER_01: Dude, there was like a few moments of like of the camera flashing on Angela where I was like, same during that dinner where Shamia and because what really matters here, like the Highland games was all fine.
• 21:24
  SPEAKER_01: All that's great.
• 21:25
  SPEAKER_01: But what really matters here is that dinner.
• 21:27
  SPEAKER_01: The dinner with Shamia and Porsche spilling the tea of what happened with their parents and Angela holding a shot glass and hanging her head low.
• 21:36
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, Do you think any of these women knew about these accusations and what they were specifically?
• 21:43
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
• 21:46
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
• 21:47
  SPEAKER_01: I think historically that Shamia and Porsche have not really wanted to get into their mom's business.
• 21:53
  SPEAKER_00: But it's hard to believe that they never would have told anyone.
• 21:56
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but it's So Shamia said Portia's mom tried to sleep with her dad.
• 22:06
  SPEAKER_01: I mean I believe I believe all of this.
• 22:08
  SPEAKER_00: Let me just Portia fired back and said Shamia's mom slept with her husband's brother, Shamia's uncle.
• 22:15
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 22:16
  SPEAKER_00: So basically they're calling each other's moms hoes.
• 22:22
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and Shamia's which Phaedra pointed out in her confessional, but Shamia's response to that was not no.
• 22:30
  SPEAKER_01: It was which uncle.
• 22:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, which uncle?
• 22:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yikes.
• 22:37
  SPEAKER_00: That was crazy.
• 22:39
  SPEAKER_01: That was crazy.
• 22:41
  SPEAKER_00: So was that new information to Shamia?
• 22:48
  SPEAKER_01: He didn't appear to be from my from my seat, you know.
• 22:51
  SPEAKER_00: Why did she ask which uncle?
• 22:56
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, just to see if maybe if Portia was getting her story correct.
• 22:59
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 23:00
  SPEAKER_00: So these two are never gonna come back from this.
• 23:04
  SPEAKER_01: I don't think so.
• 23:08
  SPEAKER_00: That makes me sad because they used to be really good friends, right?
• 23:11
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, forever.
• 23:12
  SPEAKER_00: And Shamia said again, accused Portia of saying, like, the show is my thing.
• 23:17
  SPEAKER_00: But Andy backed Portia up on the fact that Porsche wanted her to be full-time.
• 23:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I saw Kendra, or like when is Ken?
• 23:28
  SPEAKER_01: Um, sorry, Kendra, Jesus, Kenya.
• 23:32
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I don't know who's asking for her opinion, but Kenya said Portia never wanted Shamia on the show in a bigger role.
• 23:40
  SPEAKER_00: I wonder if Kenya is giving this information to Shamia.
• 23:44
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, good question.
• 23:45
  SPEAKER_00: And Kenya does have a reason to want to blow things up.
• 23:50
  SPEAKER_01: Kenya more hair care.
• 23:53
  SPEAKER_00: I did love Pinky uh saying she was gonna quit her empire and become an ambassador for go naked hair.
• 24:01
  SPEAKER_01: That was funny.
• 24:02
  SPEAKER_01: Also, I loved Angela's perspective on money.
• 24:08
  SPEAKER_00: Angela has to think that way because she's lost so many millions.
• 24:11
  SPEAKER_01: I know, I just thought it was refreshing.
• 24:13
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 24:15
  SPEAKER_00: Obviously, that's like kind of how I feel about money.
• 24:18
  SPEAKER_01: And I love when they pointed out, like in confessionals, not to her face, but when Kelly's talking about her$70,000 teeth, they're like, Phaedra specifically is like, wouldn't you take that money to pay your bills?
• 24:29
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, get some crest white strips.
• 24:31
  SPEAKER_00: That was hilarious.
• 24:32
  SPEAKER_00: And Phaedra is giving her free legal advice.
• 24:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'd be pissed if I heard that.
• 24:37
  SPEAKER_01: I would be too.
• 24:38
  SPEAKER_01: And I I mean, we said that when she got the teeth, we're like, she needs the cash.
• 24:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she needs her man Jarvis to pony up a little bit more than that.
• 24:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 24:49
  SPEAKER_00: Um, I also loved the moment back to Pinky.
• 24:52
  SPEAKER_00: Sorry, she's going through it because she really is.
• 24:55
  SPEAKER_00: She's spending so much money, and everyone needs something from her, and she can't even be intimate with her husband.
• 25:00
  SPEAKER_00: But I I did love when she showed everyone that she can sing and she she did a little run.
• 25:06
  SPEAKER_00: She sure did.
• 25:07
  SPEAKER_00: And Drew was like, Well, that was a note.
• 25:09
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not sure which note it was, but that was a note.
• 25:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, Drew.
• 25:14
  SPEAKER_00: And then the ladies also ate haggis.
• 25:16
  SPEAKER_00: Would you try haggis?
• 25:17
  SPEAKER_00: It's like intestines and brains.
• 25:19
  SPEAKER_00: No, I would not.
• 25:20
  SPEAKER_01: I wouldn't and I am, and we are in fact Scottish to some varying degree.
• 25:27
  SPEAKER_01: And I still won't try it.
• 25:28
  SPEAKER_00: I liked how Portia was like, um, you know, we're here.
• 25:32
  SPEAKER_00: You gotta try it while we're here.
• 25:33
  SPEAKER_00: I love that attitude.
• 25:34
  SPEAKER_00: Me too.
• 25:35
  SPEAKER_01: Do you have any more thoughts on Atlanta?
• 25:39
  SPEAKER_00: No, other than I this friendship is over, and this is very serious, and I'd like to hear from their moms.
• 25:48
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully we will.
• 25:50
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I think we will.
• 25:52
  SPEAKER_01: Speaking of moms, over on Orange County, Heather DuBrot's mom is terrible.
• 26:00
  SPEAKER_01: She wasn't in this episode.
• 26:01
  SPEAKER_01: No, it was the last one, but we never talked about how terrible she was.
• 26:04
  SPEAKER_01: What did she do?
• 26:07
  SPEAKER_01: She was just like, Heather was like, Did you regret like not living closer or being more involved in your kids' lives?
• 26:12
  SPEAKER_01: And she's like, No.
• 26:15
  SPEAKER_01: Woof.
• 26:16
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, that's her prerogative.
• 26:18
  SPEAKER_00: I guess it's just ouch.
• 26:20
  SPEAKER_00: She's better than friggin' bunny, or what's her name?
• 26:24
  SPEAKER_01: Muzzy.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, Muzzy.
• 26:26
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was listening to another podcast where they were comparing like who's worse.
• 26:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Muzzy.
• 26:31
  SPEAKER_00: Muzzy is much worse.
• 26:32
  SPEAKER_00: Muzzy's not great.
• 26:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 26:34
  SPEAKER_00: I hope that Muzzy and um Bronwin are doing better now that Todd is out of the picture.
• 26:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, can't wait for them to come back.
• 26:42
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so all I could think about on this episode was Tamara's face.
• 26:49
  SPEAKER_01: What happened?
• 26:50
  SPEAKER_00: It's crazy.
• 26:52
  SPEAKER_00: She is 58.
• 26:53
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't know she was 50 fucking eight.
• 26:56
  SPEAKER_01: Well, because like you said last time, uh, she's very open about her procedures.
• 27:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 27:04
  SPEAKER_01: What in the F is this one?
• 27:07
  SPEAKER_00: It's making her look horrifying.
• 27:09
  SPEAKER_00: Horrifying.
• 27:10
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe she just got a new injector or something.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 27:13
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, at some point when you're 68, like maybe it's just that she or 50.
• 27:20
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, maybe it's just that she looks she needs to let herself look a little bit more 58.
• 27:26
  SPEAKER_00: Because she was sitting next to Molly Shannon on Watch What Happens Live, and Molly Shannon looked amazing.
• 27:32
  SPEAKER_00: And she had a wrinkle here and there, you know, she didn't have any like drooping or or sagging, but she looked she didn't it was more natural, and so I think that it's about finding that that balance because Heather looks phenomenal.
• 27:47
  SPEAKER_00: I loved how Heather, when they all had to dress up as old ladies, Heather's like, I just came with this face because I'm married to a plastic surgeon, so I'm just gonna always have this face.
• 27:55
  SPEAKER_00: And she's not wrong.
• 27:56
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you look at old seasons and she looks pretty much the same.
• 28:00
  SPEAKER_00: Can confirm because I have just recently been in the in I'm in the archives now.
• 28:04
  SPEAKER_00: I just watched the episode where Vicky's mom died, but I had to fast forward that part.
• 28:08
  SPEAKER_00: I could not watch the part where she finds out.
• 28:10
  SPEAKER_00: I couldn't watch you have to you have to have experienced that with the rest of us.
• 28:15
  SPEAKER_00: I can't do it.
• 28:16
  SPEAKER_00: That's too much for me.
• 28:17
  SPEAKER_00: I can't, you know.
• 28:18
  SPEAKER_00: I'm I know that it's emotionally gonna wreck me, and so I'm choosing to not put myself through that for my mental health.
• 28:25
  SPEAKER_00: You can't pull the mental health card, that's bullshit.
• 28:28
  SPEAKER_00: I actually can, and I am.
• 28:31
  SPEAKER_00: I loved that Tamara showed up in a diaper.
• 28:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that with gray pubes sticking out.
• 28:37
  SPEAKER_00: Ugh.
• 28:38
  SPEAKER_01: Hilarious.
• 28:39
  SPEAKER_00: So I I know I said this before, but Vicky, I can't imagine why she was ever off the show.
• 28:48
  SPEAKER_00: Like, this season is already a thousand times better because of her.
• 28:52
  SPEAKER_00: She just shifts everything.
• 28:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like when Tamara and Emily were fighting about their podcast, which is like something that we're in now more with these housewives, is the podcasting of it all.
• 29:04
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want it.
• 29:05
  SPEAKER_00: I don't want it either.
• 29:06
  SPEAKER_00: And guess who else doesn't want it?
• 29:08
  SPEAKER_00: Vicki.
• 29:09
  SPEAKER_00: All I hear is like wah wah wah wah wah wah.
• 29:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that was funny.
• 29:14
  SPEAKER_00: Like, she is our only hope of a true return to form.
• 29:18
  SPEAKER_01: We also get more with Carmela, who's um seeming seemingly just gonna let men cheat on her all the time.
• 29:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was gonna say that she seems really cool and I like her, but I don't like that she just like puts up with cheating all the time.
• 29:33
  SPEAKER_00: What's up with that?
• 29:34
  SPEAKER_00: I wouldn't personally.
• 29:36
  SPEAKER_00: She used to be a Playboy bunny.
• 29:39
  SPEAKER_00: She did you see when she was interacting with her children, she was like arranging these beautiful bouquets.
• 29:44
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh my god, she's like really gifted at that.
• 29:47
  SPEAKER_01: I did think they looked really nice.
• 29:49
  SPEAKER_01: Um, one thing that doesn't look really nice is she needs to do something with those eyebrows.
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: Like what?
• 29:54
  SPEAKER_00: What's wrong with them?
• 29:55
  SPEAKER_01: They're just like a little too thick at the at the tip here, you know, by her eye.
• 29:59
  SPEAKER_01: The inner corners are just a little too chunky.
• 30:03
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like she could use a brow lift to like open it.
• 30:06
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe, but I think it would also help if maybe she just thinned them out a bit and made them look a little less uh drawn in.
• 30:12
  SPEAKER_01: And those lashes are too much.
• 30:14
  SPEAKER_01: Well, the lashes, you know how I feel about the lashes these days.
• 30:17
  SPEAKER_00: Caterpillars.
• 30:18
  SPEAKER_00: I would like to make one more note about Vicky.
• 30:21
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 30:23
  SPEAKER_00: She said she saw Dawn in the desert.
• 30:25
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's right, and still regrets that divorce.
• 30:29
  SPEAKER_00: She gave him she held his face and said, I hope you're happy or something.
• 30:32
  SPEAKER_00: That like makes me almost a little emotion.
• 30:36
  SPEAKER_01: I I mean it's tough to know that she regrets the dissolution of that marriage.
• 30:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and I mean I'm glad she's happy now, and she's been with this guy, Mike, for four years.
• 30:47
  SPEAKER_00: Time.
• 30:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm really happy for her, and she deserves to be happy, but yeah, like having to live with the regret of knowing that like you could have kept your family together, and well, and I mean it's not like they had kids together, but could have kept your long-term husband.
• 31:02
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I really, really, and then like if she had kept on, we never would have had to deal with Brooks.
• 31:08
  SPEAKER_00: I know who Brooks right now is going through chemo, he's trying to figure out holistic things in my season 10 journey.
• 31:16
  SPEAKER_00: But is he though?
• 31:17
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, obviously, I know in the lore, I know the history that he faked his cancer.
• 31:22
  SPEAKER_00: How do you fake chemo?
• 31:24
  SPEAKER_00: How do you fake doctor bills and women fake pregnancies all the time?
• 31:29
  SPEAKER_00: Dude, are we gonna get answers to like how he was able to pull this off?
• 31:33
  SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I can't remember.
• 31:35
  SPEAKER_00: I will report back because right now we're like fully in it.
• 31:38
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that was like a very long time ago, but boy, was it a time.
• 31:42
  SPEAKER_00: Man, I I remember hearing about it all the time, and it sounded juicy.
• 31:47
  SPEAKER_00: And here I am, I've arrived.
• 31:49
  SPEAKER_00: Welcome.
• 31:51
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
• 31:53
  SPEAKER_00: Thank you, sir.
• 31:54
  SPEAKER_00: So this episode otherwise didn't have that much to it, but I was happy to be there.
• 32:00
  SPEAKER_00: Like I said, I could watch Vicky for 10 hours.
• 32:03
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I was I was entertained.
• 32:07
  SPEAKER_01: Watching Shannon fumble around at bungee class is fine.
• 32:12
  SPEAKER_00: So this episode starts with Shannon at bungee class, and then I last night when I went to bed, I popped on season 10, and the episode started with Shannon like working out and struggling.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
• 32:24
  SPEAKER_00: I mean nothing has changed in 10 years because we're on season 10 and season 20.
• 32:30
  SPEAKER_01: No, um, but I I have a thought to myself, like, I might enjoy one of those bungee classes.
• 32:34
  SPEAKER_01: I wonder how much they are.
• 32:36
  SPEAKER_01: David?
• 32:38
  SPEAKER_01: David Bador.
• 32:42
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I cannot believe how terrible of a monster he is.
• 32:47
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, he was terrible.
• 32:49
  SPEAKER_00: Like the cheating, and then like he puts her down in front of their daughters.
• 32:54
  SPEAKER_00: Their daughters found out about his cheating scandal, like he puts her down, he like makes her feel like so insecure, but then gets mad at her for feeling insecure.
• 33:04
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I cannot believe how monstrous this man is.
• 33:07
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
• 33:10
  SPEAKER_01: But you know, we've all known this.
• 33:12
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just learning.
• 33:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just learning.
• 33:15
  SPEAKER_00: Shall we move on to the 90-day U-verse?
• 33:19
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, we may.
• 33:20
  SPEAKER_01: Or do you would you rather um would you rather take a pit stop at Big Brother?
• 33:24
  SPEAKER_00: Or let's let's take a pit stop at Big Brother.
• 33:30
  SPEAKER_00: Because I don't have that much to say other than I can't take the gimmicks anymore.
• 33:34
  SPEAKER_00: It's really getting difficult for me.
• 33:37
  SPEAKER_01: But what did you think?
• 33:38
  SPEAKER_01: You're caught up, right?
• 33:40
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 33:41
  SPEAKER_01: Why are you laughing?
• 33:42
  SPEAKER_00: Because I'm thinking of like the only standout moment of the whole entire episode, three episodes.
• 33:47
  SPEAKER_00: Well, what did you think of Angela?
• 33:50
  SPEAKER_01: That guy the what's his name?
• 33:52
  SPEAKER_01: The drag queen.
• 33:54
  SPEAKER_01: That's the only standout moment.
• 33:55
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, my god.
• 33:56
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, like, his plan is smart, and like, but he just happened to tell the wrong person.
• 34:01
  SPEAKER_00: Her sobbing in the diary room.
• 34:04
  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was gonna be one of those things where they go, I'm so upset.
• 34:07
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not.
• 34:08
  SPEAKER_00: I you know what I mean?
• 34:09
  SPEAKER_01: No, not with Angela.
• 34:10
  SPEAKER_01: You know, she's sobbing, it's legit.
• 34:13
  SPEAKER_00: But you know what?
• 34:14
  SPEAKER_00: She's really showing growth because she's like season 26, Angela, or whatever it was, would have gone crazy, and we know she would have 100%.
• 34:23
  SPEAKER_00: And part of me is like sad that she's not, but the other part of me, since I really am rooting for her, I'm like happy to see her keep it together.
• 34:31
  SPEAKER_01: How do you feel about the person who got evicted?
• 34:35
  SPEAKER_00: I feel bad for her.
• 34:36
  SPEAKER_00: Bless her heart.
• 34:38
  SPEAKER_00: She could go.
• 34:40
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I mean, I will I miss her, no, but like she was pretty and she seemed like a nice girl.
• 34:45
  SPEAKER_01: How do you feel about Mallory's behavior and Melanie's counter behavior?
• 34:51
  SPEAKER_00: I think Melody is a little snaky snake.
• 34:54
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, she's kind of a bitch.
• 34:56
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, otherwise, I just can't really judge people yet.
• 35:01
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't know enough.
• 35:02
  SPEAKER_00: It seems like Dee is like pretty smart.
• 35:05
  SPEAKER_00: Well, yeah, she won Survivor, but she never should have put up the guy who helped her win H.
• 35:10
  SPEAKER_01: No, she shouldn't have she should have put up Ashley from the jump, honestly.
• 35:14
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but whatever.
• 35:17
  SPEAKER_00: Otherwise, it's just too early, other than for me to say I'm of course rooting for Angela.
• 35:23
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like how they brought two Survivor players and one big brother player back.
• 35:27
  SPEAKER_00: It's like too haphazard, like there's no structure there.
• 35:30
  SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
• 35:31
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I would rather see like one survivor, one big brother, and maybe one amazing race.
• 35:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, or some anything.
• 35:38
  SPEAKER_00: Like they say they're bringing these reality TV people back, but then they bring two people from Survivor and one from Big Brother.
• 35:43
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 35:44
  SPEAKER_00: The I just didn't feel secure with that.
• 35:49
  SPEAKER_00: It just felt like let's just put a bunch of people in a bowl and pull them out.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
• 35:53
  SPEAKER_01: One thing that did make me laugh was when they showed this guy Howie, who I don't remember, but um That's what I'm talking about with the gimmicks, right?
• 36:04
  SPEAKER_01: But what was funny is like they brought him for a gimmick, right?
• 36:08
  SPEAKER_01: And Will, Dr.
• 36:09
  SPEAKER_01: Will, who we all remember, was included.
• 36:11
  SPEAKER_01: And when they show the flashbacks of Will telling him he needs Botox, etc., this easily was 20 years ago.
• 36:18
  SPEAKER_01: And when you look at him now, he clearly took it to heart because that man is frozen, he looks crazy.
• 36:27
  SPEAKER_01: Mm-hmm.
• 36:29
  SPEAKER_01: So that made me laugh.
• 36:30
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he might actually be going to Dr.
• 36:33
  SPEAKER_00: Will for his Botox.
• 36:34
  SPEAKER_01: He might be, and Dr.
• 36:36
  SPEAKER_01: Will might be overdoing it, but what a shock.
• 36:40
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, I mean, Dr.
• 36:41
  SPEAKER_01: Will looks great.
• 36:42
  SPEAKER_00: If he is still doing his own Botox, he looks good.
• 36:45
  SPEAKER_00: I think he looks better than he's looked in the past.
• 36:47
  SPEAKER_00: I have seen him a couple times over the years where he has looked a little bit scary, but I think he's going to the classes, you know, he's going to the trainings, he's learning the new techniques.
• 37:00
  SPEAKER_01: Have you ever had Daxify?
• 37:02
  SPEAKER_01: Of course.
• 37:03
  SPEAKER_01: I think I'm gonna try that next time.
• 37:05
  SPEAKER_01: Why?
• 37:06
  SPEAKER_01: I got Disport in May, and I have full movement now, and it is July 18th.
• 37:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yikes.
• 37:13
  SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I support you.
• 37:17
  SPEAKER_01: I spent$500 to get my my forehead frozen.
• 37:20
  SPEAKER_01: I spent$560 to get my forehead frozen.
• 37:23
  SPEAKER_01: Just your forehead?
• 37:25
  SPEAKER_01: And my 11s.
• 37:26
  SPEAKER_01: And I have full movement back.
• 37:29
  SPEAKER_01: So I one need a new place.
• 37:31
  SPEAKER_01: And two, I think I'm gonna try Daxify.
• 37:35
  SPEAKER_00: Which what did you have before Dysport?
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_00: You said?
• 37:37
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 37:38
  SPEAKER_00: I've heard a lot of good things about Daxify.
• 37:40
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'd heard a lot of good things about Dysport in comparison to Botox, too.
• 37:43
  SPEAKER_01: So like I don't know what's happening with my face.
• 37:46
  SPEAKER_01: I I don't have that fast of a metabolism, tummy-wise.
• 37:51
  SPEAKER_01: So why would I in my face?
• 37:54
  SPEAKER_00: Did you like sweat or something immediately after?
• 37:57
  SPEAKER_00: No.
• 37:58
  SPEAKER_00: That's true.
• 37:59
  SPEAKER_00: I follow the rules.
• 38:00
  SPEAKER_00: Plus, like you you don't work out anyway, so no, absolutely not.
• 38:05
  SPEAKER_00: You wouldn't do anything that would make you interesting.
• 38:08
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry to hear that.
• 38:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, we press on.
• 38:12
  SPEAKER_00: We press on.
• 38:13
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I March, April, May, June.
• 38:15
  SPEAKER_00: I'm three months, three months away, and I have full movement for what it's worth.
• 38:19
  SPEAKER_00: Three months away, three months out.
• 38:21
  SPEAKER_01: Three months post.
• 38:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's not great either.
• 38:25
  SPEAKER_01: But you got Botox?
• 38:26
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 38:27
  SPEAKER_01: Maybe you should try Disport.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe.
• 38:29
  SPEAKER_00: I think I'm gonna try a new place.
• 38:32
  SPEAKER_00: We'll see.
• 38:33
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, you're not gonna go to our usual gal?
• 38:34
  SPEAKER_00: I love her.
• 38:35
  SPEAKER_00: I can't go to her again.
• 38:36
  SPEAKER_00: Remember the tipping fiasco?
• 38:38
  SPEAKER_00: Oh god, yes.
• 38:39
  SPEAKER_01: How can I forget?
• 38:41
  SPEAKER_01: That's too bad because she had pretty fair prices.
• 38:44
  SPEAKER_01: No, she's up to$12 a unit.
• 38:46
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I think when I did the math, like the equivalent was$14 a unit for mine.
• 38:52
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 38:53
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I get my whole face uh tip to tail.
• 38:58
  SPEAKER_00: So whatever you paid.
• 39:00
  SPEAKER_01: Is$14 a unit the going price?
• 39:03
  SPEAKER_01: Now, can I find somebody for$12 a unit?
• 39:05
  SPEAKER_01: Like I'm getting annoyed.
• 39:06
  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely, you can.
• 39:07
  SPEAKER_00: I have found several people that here in S that do$10 a unit.
• 39:12
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
• 39:13
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, at least three.
• 39:15
  SPEAKER_00: I have like at least three um people that I'm looking at.
• 39:17
  SPEAKER_00: Three.
• 39:19
  SPEAKER_01: Can you find can you do some research in my area as well?
• 39:21
  SPEAKER_01: It's hard for me.
• 39:23
  SPEAKER_00: No, I'm not gonna do research in your area.
• 39:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna throw it.
• 39:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'm also seeing like a lot of like um, you know how your probably for you page is all baby stuff, mine is all like skincare stuff.
• 39:36
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm seeing a lot of like, like, you know how they draw half the face, like a line down it, and they're like Botox in 2016 versus Botox now, and like how they put it in different spots now.
• 39:46
  SPEAKER_00: And so I'm wondering, like, did our old injector, because she was like we liked her, but she wasn't, she didn't seem like the type that was like going for the newest and greatest, like you know what I mean?
• 39:57
  SPEAKER_00: She didn't seem like she was like front row at trainings and like she might be, but do I know?
• 40:02
  SPEAKER_00: She just seemed to like you know do what she always does.
• 40:06
  SPEAKER_00: So I'm looking forward to trying any place and not tipping.
• 40:10
  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
• 40:11
  SPEAKER_01: Anyway, now we can go to TLC.
• 40:15
  SPEAKER_00: Where should we start?
• 40:17
  SPEAKER_01: Let's get stupid ass divorce castle out of the way.
• 40:20
  SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no.
• 40:21
  SPEAKER_00: What do you mean no?
• 40:24
  SPEAKER_00: But don't even want to talk about that.
• 40:25
  SPEAKER_00: The only things that I stood out to me that Samit is in$15,000 to$20,000 debt, and Rebecca and Sha and Zed seem to get in like a real actual fight.
• 40:34
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so can I just tell you that I feel like Rebecca has a really punchable face?
• 40:39
  SPEAKER_00: You've said that before.
• 40:40
  SPEAKER_00: I can't even I can't even look at her.
• 40:43
  SPEAKER_00: Well, she was wearing a like a beanie, so it must have been particularly tough for you.
• 40:47
  SPEAKER_00: It was really hard for me.
• 40:49
  SPEAKER_00: There was nowhere else to look when the beanie was on, like her hair was pulled back, like it's all face.
• 40:54
  SPEAKER_01: It was really, really hard for me.
• 40:57
  SPEAKER_01: It was and I also like she I can see where they're getting into conflict.
• 41:03
  SPEAKER_01: I like I see her point, but she also like does not let him speak.
• 41:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, and it's hard, he needs a minute to get the words out because of the language barrier.
• 41:17
  SPEAKER_01: So let him let him talk, let him try.
• 41:22
  SPEAKER_01: And I wasn't I was annoyed that the counselor that was standing there wasn't like let him talk.
• 41:27
  SPEAKER_01: Shut up, shut up.
• 41:29
  SPEAKER_01: Is this the counselor from uh I don't remember maybe does not bode well?
• 41:38
  SPEAKER_00: No, no, I don't think he's on this season.
• 41:41
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's a different maybe.
• 41:43
  SPEAKER_01: It was last season, yeah.
• 41:45
  SPEAKER_00: Because I I can see the guy's face in my head who was there with him at the camping.
• 41:49
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, me too, actually.
• 41:51
  SPEAKER_01: Now that you say that, he had more hair.
• 41:53
  SPEAKER_00: What is this?
• 41:54
  SPEAKER_00: You can see it in your mind's eye.
• 41:56
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I can, yeah.
• 41:57
  SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, he had hair.
• 41:59
  SPEAKER_00: He actually had hair.
• 42:00
  SPEAKER_00: Any other feelings about divorce, I uh divorce Castle?
• 42:04
  SPEAKER_00: I feel bad for Samit.
• 42:05
  SPEAKER_00: Now he's gonna be even more debt because now he's gonna have medical bills.
• 42:08
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, people are doing GoFundMe's.
• 42:10
  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
• 42:11
  SPEAKER_01: So if you want to donate, you know what?
• 42:13
  SPEAKER_01: Good for them.
• 42:14
  SPEAKER_01: I hope for the best for them.
• 42:16
  SPEAKER_01: If you want to donate to Jenny's cause, maybe I will.
• 42:21
  SPEAKER_01: I know you, I know you care so much about them.
• 42:25
  SPEAKER_00: Did you have any other thoughts?
• 42:26
  SPEAKER_00: I really just could not be bothered.
• 42:29
  SPEAKER_00: So all right, let's get to where shit is really popping.
• 42:32
  SPEAKER_00: We got almost every couple on 90 Day Fiance.
• 42:35
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 42:36
  SPEAKER_01: Who do you want to start with?
• 42:39
  SPEAKER_00: Let's start with um Aisha and Maxwell.
• 42:44
  SPEAKER_01: Ooh, okay, so they're all upset because menopause is knocking on our door, but what they didn't realize is she's always got God on her side and she whipped out that Sarah story.
• 42:56
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not familiar with biblical text, but apparently there's some Sarah chick who got pregnant at 90.
• 43:02
  SPEAKER_01: Um, she whipped that shit out of her back pocket, and everybody was like, fair.
• 43:08
  SPEAKER_00: They were they fell under her, they were like, the sister was like, There's no way I'm gonna change my mind about this.
• 43:14
  SPEAKER_00: And then as soon as you know, God helped her, helped her with that story, and God makes time, God's plan, God's plan.
• 43:24
  SPEAKER_00: But like she forgot to tell her mom, like, don't tell them how old I am.
• 43:29
  SPEAKER_01: She knew she had that story in her back pocket, she wasn't worried about it.
• 43:31
  SPEAKER_01: She's got God on her side.
• 43:34
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, the confidence to that you must have.
• 43:37
  SPEAKER_00: I think I probably said this before, but I think about it every time.
• 43:39
  SPEAKER_00: Like, she literally said, I could be 10 years older than Maxwell, I could be a hundred years older than Maxwell, but one thing is for sure we are walking down that aisle, and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
• 43:52
  SPEAKER_00: And that's right, she is right.
• 43:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like, ah, like knowing that you have a direct line to God.
• 44:00
  SPEAKER_00: And that like you don't have to worry about anything because God's just gonna take care of it.
• 44:05
  SPEAKER_00: God, it must be nice.
• 44:06
  SPEAKER_00: There's no conflict.
• 44:07
  SPEAKER_00: There's and she proved it.
• 44:09
  SPEAKER_00: The biggest conflict of this episode, their age difference.
• 44:12
  SPEAKER_00: As soon as God, as soon as you bring God in, there's no conflict.
• 44:16
  SPEAKER_00: There's nothing.
• 44:18
  SPEAKER_00: I will say also that I kind of really like Maxwell.
• 44:22
  SPEAKER_00: He gave that little speech about how the Bible says you should submit to one another.
• 44:28
  SPEAKER_00: And that he's a wife.
• 44:32
  SPEAKER_00: He's looking for a partner, not a wife.
• 44:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he seems nice, I think.
• 44:36
  SPEAKER_01: And he puts up with all her crazy bullshit.
• 44:39
  SPEAKER_01: So are they a love story for our time?
• 44:42
  SPEAKER_01: I think we might have one.
• 44:46
  SPEAKER_00: We got one.
• 44:47
  SPEAKER_00: We got one.
• 44:48
  SPEAKER_00: Do we have any others?
• 44:50
  SPEAKER_00: How do we feel about Rasheed and Mallory as of this juncture?
• 44:54
  SPEAKER_01: I think that Rashit was being an asshole, a huge asshole at the game to Brandy.
• 45:01
  SPEAKER_01: Don't be such a dick!
• 45:03
  SPEAKER_00: I cannot believe the restraint that Brandy has shown.
• 45:06
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, me too.
• 45:08
  SPEAKER_00: Because this man, like, looks like he would beat your ass.
• 45:12
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 45:14
  SPEAKER_00: He's so disrespectful, like right in front of him.
• 45:17
  SPEAKER_00: Like Brandy came in peace.
• 45:19
  SPEAKER_00: He said it repeatedly, like and then in the previews for next week, it looks like Brandy's gonna take his side.
• 45:28
  SPEAKER_00: I know.
• 45:30
  SPEAKER_01: Hopefully, it's enough to make him be less of a douche.
• 45:33
  SPEAKER_00: Or she does not deserve this.
• 45:35
  SPEAKER_00: Niceness.
• 45:36
  SPEAKER_00: He doesn't.
• 45:37
  SPEAKER_01: He doesn't.
• 45:38
  SPEAKER_01: Like we I know that we have fallen in love with him in a lot of ways, but also I saw a new side of him in this episode that I really didn't like.
• 45:45
  SPEAKER_00: And the last episode, literally, like they're at the game, he's like, I don't want to sit by Brandy.
• 45:49
  SPEAKER_00: And Brandy's.
• 45:50
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to hear from I was asking this other guy about the game, not you.
• 45:54
  SPEAKER_01: Stop talking.
• 45:56
  SPEAKER_00: I could not believe how calm Brandon was.
• 45:59
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm like so team Brandon now, it's crazy.
• 46:01
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 46:02
  SPEAKER_01: Totally team Brandy.
• 46:03
  SPEAKER_00: Because 10 times he could have kicked his ass and I would have been like valid.
• 46:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 46:11
  SPEAKER_00: So hopefully they work it out.
• 46:13
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully they're just playing it up for TV.
• 46:15
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know, man.
• 46:17
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I was wondering if you would want to drink beer out of a baseball bat.
• 46:21
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, why not?
• 46:22
  SPEAKER_01: I thought I you know, I saw her and I was like, I can see my sister chugging beer out of a baseball bat.
• 46:28
  SPEAKER_00: Why not?
• 46:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'll pay 50 bucks for a beer and a baseball bat.
• 46:32
  SPEAKER_00: That's why I'm poor.
• 46:33
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 46:34
  SPEAKER_00: These are my life decisions.
• 46:37
  SPEAKER_00: But like Angela says, money comes and money goes.
• 46:40
  SPEAKER_00: It sure does.
• 46:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like Kim Control Insects in the City says, you need it, you take it.
• 46:45
  SPEAKER_00: You have it, you give it.
• 46:47
  SPEAKER_00: Love that.
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_00: Who next?
• 46:49
  SPEAKER_01: Who next?
• 46:51
  SPEAKER_01: You pick.
• 46:53
  SPEAKER_01: Trying to decide who I want to save for last.
• 46:56
  SPEAKER_01: Um, let's do Shay and Annabelle.
• 46:59
  SPEAKER_01: So what in the hell have I going on here?
• 47:02
  SPEAKER_01: I told you it's not a party I wanted to be at.
• 47:05
  SPEAKER_01: Um, and poor Annabelle is having a terrible time, as I would be.
• 47:08
  SPEAKER_01: Like, this looks like my nightmare.
• 47:09
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, I want to go to bed.
• 47:10
  SPEAKER_01: And I'm like, I feel that so deeply.
• 47:14
  SPEAKER_01: I would want to go to bed too.
• 47:15
  SPEAKER_01: Fuck that shit.
• 47:16
  SPEAKER_01: And he's like, one thing that really did let made me laugh though was when he said something like, How are you doing, my little Filipina?
• 47:26
  SPEAKER_01: That's actually adorable.
• 47:30
  SPEAKER_01: Give me some tongue.
• 47:32
  SPEAKER_01: That was disgusting.
• 47:33
  SPEAKER_01: I went from like cute to I want to throw up.
• 47:36
  SPEAKER_01: Um, he's obviously getting shit faced and he's just gross with these 20-year-old girls.
• 47:41
  SPEAKER_01: And why why?
• 47:45
  SPEAKER_01: This is just nothing else to do there.
• 47:47
  SPEAKER_00: The most disturbing part is he's dancing with these three young hot girls, right?
• 47:53
  SPEAKER_00: And one of them in the middle of it all, one of the three is his own daughter.
• 47:59
  SPEAKER_00: Can you imagine dancing with all of them?
• 48:01
  SPEAKER_01: And like, what is that?
• 48:03
  SPEAKER_01: Can you imagine partying with pops in this way?
• 48:06
  SPEAKER_01: Like bringing out a beer funnel.
• 48:07
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, like, dad, dad, dad, dad, you know, and like me and my friends dancing with him, that's so inappropriate.
• 48:17
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's weird.
• 48:18
  SPEAKER_00: And it's I blame him and I blame her.
• 48:20
  SPEAKER_00: Like, she has a weird relationship with him.
• 48:22
  SPEAKER_01: She does, but I think that there's nothing better to do in that town because when you look at the collection of people at this party, it very much ranges in ages here.
• 48:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, he's not the oldest, and she's not the youngest, you know.
• 48:36
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I was disturbed, I was very disturbed.
• 48:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the whole thing just looked horrible, and I felt really bad for Annabelle.
• 48:42
  SPEAKER_00: And especially you gagging.
• 48:47
  SPEAKER_00: No, my I dropped my CCZ, but it's empty.
• 48:50
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, good.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_00: I feel bad.
• 48:51
  SPEAKER_00: He flirted with these other girls right in front of her.
• 48:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I mean, is this gonna break them up?
• 48:56
  SPEAKER_01: No, they definitely will still get married.
• 48:58
  SPEAKER_01: This is like NBD, it just looked like a miserable party to me.
• 49:02
  SPEAKER_00: I just think that he and his daughter are like sick fucks, and it's weird.
• 49:06
  SPEAKER_01: That that relationship is weird.
• 49:08
  SPEAKER_00: Like, remember when my brother we had a brotherfucker?
• 49:10
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, Mackenzie.
• 49:12
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like we might have a daughter fucker on our hands.
• 49:15
  SPEAKER_01: Allegedly, we don't we don't know.
• 49:17
  SPEAKER_01: We're not accusing anyone, we're speculating.
• 49:20
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and we're not implying any abuse of any kind, everyone seems very happy with whatever is going on, very consensual from where we sit.
• 49:29
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I know there are two couples left for sure, Katie and Josh, and Marissa and Edward.
• 49:33
  SPEAKER_01: Am I missing somebody?
• 49:35
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, oh god, Mito and Debbie.
• 49:38
  SPEAKER_01: How how the hell do these two get married?
• 49:40
  SPEAKER_01: Because we know they do.
• 49:42
  SPEAKER_01: How?
• 49:43
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't know.
• 49:45
  SPEAKER_00: I don't I don't have much to say about them because nothing really happened.
• 49:48
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like they're in the same spot they were before.
• 49:49
  SPEAKER_01: It's exactly the same.
• 49:50
  SPEAKER_01: Him pouting, him looking at headshots of himself, yeah, him saying she needs to shape up, and her being like, I can't do this.
• 49:57
  SPEAKER_01: And it's like, well, clearly you do.
• 49:59
  SPEAKER_01: So we can put a pin in that one, and then Katie and although wait a minute, let's circle back though, because she did go get a pedicure with her daughter, and what really stuck out to me is that the chairs were swings, and I'm like, that seems uncomfortable.
• 50:11
  SPEAKER_00: I didn't cluck that at all.
• 50:13
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I did.
• 50:14
  SPEAKER_00: Hopefully, we'll get a little bit in like the previously on.
• 50:18
  SPEAKER_01: I it it didn't look like I would have a hard time controlling my legs and feet for the pedicurist if I was in a swing.
• 50:26
  SPEAKER_00: You already do have a hard time because you're very ticklish, yeah.
• 50:31
  SPEAKER_00: Katie, I don't remember them being in this episode.
• 50:34
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, let me enlighten you because never have I ever seen somebody run the way that Katie runs.
• 50:40
  SPEAKER_01: That was this episode, yes.
• 50:43
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I rewound it, and I the baby was taking a nap.
• 50:48
  SPEAKER_01: My husband was in his office, and I said, You need to come out here and look at the way this girl runs.
• 50:53
  SPEAKER_00: How is she like an actual runner?
• 50:56
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
• 50:57
  SPEAKER_01: And more importantly, this guy Ryan is the only person saying what needs to be said, which is, I'm worried about your relationship with alcohol.
• 51:07
  SPEAKER_01: And she goes, Why?
• 51:12
  SPEAKER_01: So Josh was not in this episode, if maybe possible.
• 51:15
  SPEAKER_01: So that's maybe why you're not, but she definitely was, and she ran.
• 51:19
  SPEAKER_00: Maybe maybe she was running like that because she was hungover.
• 51:22
  SPEAKER_00: Could it be?
• 51:24
  SPEAKER_01: No, well, that looks like the way that the way she was born.
• 51:27
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I run funny too, but like I don't I try not to make a habit of it.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_01: Quite like that.
• 51:32
  SPEAKER_01: I've never seen anything like that in my life.
• 51:36
  SPEAKER_01: Like it looks uncomfortable to run long distances.
• 51:39
  SPEAKER_01: Awful.
• 51:41
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, so he's he's he's gently probing that she maybe shouldn't be drinking, finally.
• 51:52
  SPEAKER_01: And I think I saw on on a clip of next week we finally get to meet her mother.
• 51:59
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm excited for that.
• 52:01
  SPEAKER_01: Me too.
• 52:02
  SPEAKER_01: She doesn't want to get married, she says it.
• 52:04
  SPEAKER_01: I don't want to get married, but we have to.
• 52:06
  SPEAKER_01: She doesn't even want to be with him.
• 52:08
  SPEAKER_01: She said that.
• 52:09
  SPEAKER_01: Like, I don't know what they're doing.
• 52:11
  SPEAKER_01: What are we doing here?
• 52:12
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
• 52:13
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like they went through all the trouble, so she's like trying to, you know, give it her best shot, which is like not very good because she's like, you know, she seems like a bare minimum type of gal.
• 52:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's rough.
• 52:25
  SPEAKER_00: You can relate in some ways.
• 52:29
  SPEAKER_01: Rude.
• 52:31
  SPEAKER_00: You famously give the bare minimum effort to certain things and succeed, and you do very well.
• 52:37
  SPEAKER_01: I think most people just try too hard, is what it really comes down to.
• 52:42
  SPEAKER_01: Most people put more effort forth than they need to, and that's not my problem.
• 52:48
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, you've perfected the balance.
• 52:50
  SPEAKER_01: She has not.
• 52:53
  SPEAKER_01: So, Marissa and Edward, this bitch is a monster.
• 52:57
  SPEAKER_01: And because she's a monster, I don't feel bad saying some people shouldn't wear leggings, some people shouldn't wear aloe sets, actually, because never have I seen flatter yet saggier boobs at the same time.
• 53:09
  SPEAKER_01: I was really confused by her boobs.
• 53:11
  SPEAKER_01: I'm not gonna lie to you.
• 53:12
  SPEAKER_01: I the whole like the whole time they were at the park having this conflict.
• 53:18
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, it's like they're so flat and yet so saggy, I don't understand what's happening.
• 53:25
  SPEAKER_01: I genuinely would I want to know what she looks like naked because I'm not computing what's happening there.
• 53:31
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she had babies, right?
• 53:34
  SPEAKER_01: But like it didn't I can't even explain what was happening.
• 53:39
  SPEAKER_01: It was almost like the fabric was bunched, it looked like it didn't even look like it was boobs.
• 53:46
  SPEAKER_01: So maybe that is what it was.
• 53:48
  SPEAKER_01: Just was really confusing.
• 53:50
  SPEAKER_01: Either way, the outfit was not flattering, and don't even get me started on her lack of butt, okay?
• 53:55
  SPEAKER_00: Like, okay, I take that personally because I don't have a butt, but like I still have a right to worn leggings.
• 54:01
  SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry, but like there are.
• 54:02
  SPEAKER_01: I need better fitting leggings that need better fitting quality, better quality fabric.
• 54:07
  SPEAKER_01: It wasn't working for her.
• 54:08
  SPEAKER_01: Look in the mirror, and also in her confessional, her makeup was so caked.
• 54:13
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, girl, you need a new makeup artist, a stylist, a new hairstylist because extensions are bleaching and it's bad, all bad.
• 54:22
  SPEAKER_01: You need a darker hairdo, brown hair would be great for her.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_01: Great.
• 54:26
  SPEAKER_01: And can her can her mom give her a makeover?
• 54:29
  SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
• 54:30
  SPEAKER_01: Can she go to her mom's doctor and makeup artist instead?
• 54:32
  SPEAKER_01: Because her mom looks fantastic.
• 54:34
  SPEAKER_01: And also, don't shade your mom for trying to drink wine in the morning.
• 54:39
  SPEAKER_01: She's obviously retired, she's a lady of a certain age at a fucking golf course having brunch.
• 54:43
  SPEAKER_01: Let the woman have a glass of wine, and it's working for her because she's looks better than anyone on the show.
• 54:50
  SPEAKER_01: She just she's like, I feel bad because I'm not always nice.
• 54:53
  SPEAKER_01: And the mom goes, Well, you can't be nice all the time.
• 54:55
  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I don't think she's nice any of the time.
• 54:57
  SPEAKER_01: She's nice zero percent of the time.
• 54:59
  SPEAKER_01: She's a horrible person to this poor man who seems really nice.
• 55:06
  SPEAKER_01: And she said she didn't expect how this was going to go, but like, what exactly I'm not sure what her expectation was.
• 55:13
  SPEAKER_00: I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt that he's not an idiot, she says basically.
• 55:18
  SPEAKER_00: But then she apologizes.
• 55:19
  SPEAKER_00: So, how do you feel about her apology?
• 55:21
  SPEAKER_00: She says I was acting like a bitch, but then she does it again.
• 55:25
  SPEAKER_00: She never it's like it's only you're only sorry if you correct the behavior.
• 55:29
  SPEAKER_00: Well, she said she was having doubts, and I don't think that's a crazy thing to say, and he took it really wrong, but I think it just means she's thinking it through.
• 55:37
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, like it's a crazy thing to do.
• 55:38
  SPEAKER_01: Sure, but think about the other things that she said to him on top of that.
• 55:42
  SPEAKER_01: She said a lot of things in tones and ways that you can't take back and that's what she was apologizing for.
• 55:47
  SPEAKER_00: She said she was embarrassed by her behavior.
• 55:49
  SPEAKER_01: She fucking should be, and she is.
• 55:51
  SPEAKER_00: So what more do you want from her?
• 55:53
  SPEAKER_01: You want her to just be less terrible then.
• 55:56
  SPEAKER_00: Why are you all the things that you are?
• 55:58
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 55:59
  SPEAKER_01: That if I were Edward, that's what I'd be saying to her.
• 56:02
  SPEAKER_00: This poor man, like, how is he just supposed to know how Americans take out their garbage?
• 56:07
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's a method, every town has its own method in day.
• 56:12
  SPEAKER_00: Totally.
• 56:13
  SPEAKER_00: I just yeah.
• 56:14
  SPEAKER_00: I mean, I hope she means it when she says that she was like acting like a bitch and she's sorry.
• 56:20
  SPEAKER_01: I hope so too.
• 56:22
  SPEAKER_00: And then last but not least, we have Paula, Paula and Thomas.
• 56:26
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, I forgot all about them.
• 56:27
  SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm really happy for Paula that she can connect with Raini over miniatures.
• 56:34
  SPEAKER_01: The way that Rainy just like lit up when she took out that miniature pig, I was like, oh, so we're good.
• 56:40
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I thought that you would have told her that she was going to Disneyland.
• 56:46
  SPEAKER_01: And we got the context that I already suspected, which is that mom dipped out, and that's why there's so much hostility, which I do understand, but like you gotta put that shit aside and go to the wedding.
• 56:58
  SPEAKER_01: You gotta, you have to.
• 57:00
  SPEAKER_01: You have to.
• 57:02
  SPEAKER_00: Well, hopefully, now that the stepmom got this miniature pig that she's over the moon for.
• 57:08
  SPEAKER_01: I hope they I hope they get it together and they go to the wedding because that would be really shitty if they didn't.
• 57:14
  SPEAKER_01: Otherwise, you gonna rot tomorrow?
• 57:18
  SPEAKER_01: Last day of the weekend.
• 57:19
  SPEAKER_00: I think that I am.
• 57:21
  SPEAKER_00: We're going to see the gym blossoms tonight and blues traveler.
• 57:24
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's fun.
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 57:26
  SPEAKER_00: I'm so excited.
• 57:27
  SPEAKER_00: A Hollywood bowl.
• 57:28
  SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, I'm gel.
• 57:30
  SPEAKER_00: You're not rotting tomorrow.
• 57:32
  SPEAKER_01: No, we're having a party.
• 57:33
  SPEAKER_00: We're having a party with all our parent friends.
• 57:37
  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna be a baby bonanza.
• 57:39
  SPEAKER_00: So I've just all left out.
• 57:41
  SPEAKER_00: Well, you don't have a child anyway, so I feel like I'm being punished for my life choices.
• 57:46
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I'll give you the rundown after it ends.
• 57:50
  SPEAKER_00: I really wanted to talk about Courtney and her elder from 90 Day Diaries, but we have run out of time, so maybe next week I can just maybe next week.
• 57:58
  SPEAKER_01: We only have less than a minute left on this recording, so I hate to cut you short, but I think we have to.
• 58:02
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's fate telling us we're done.
• 58:04
  SPEAKER_00: Yep.
• 58:05
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for running with us, everyone.
• 58:07
  SPEAKER_00: Thanks for running with us.
• 58:08
  SPEAKER_00: Have fun at your party that I'm gonna be able to do.
• 58:10
  SPEAKER_01: Have fun at your fun at your cons.