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OUTRO: Steamer Special [R18] · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 3: Would you be to do a disclaimer here right from
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  Speaker 3: the top? This first time we've ever introed with the disclaimer,
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  Speaker 3: So if you've got kids in the car, if you're sensitive,
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  Speaker 3: just skip this one.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, And the reason Jace isn't here right now is
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  Speaker 4: because he's currently in the toilet doing a steamer.
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  Speaker 3: Was he was, so we've done breakfast this morning. It's
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  Speaker 3: the first time doing breakfast for a little bit there,
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  Speaker 3: and so eventhing's a little bit out of whack, isn't
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  Speaker 3: it all your your routine? So Jason was absolutely clinging on,
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  Speaker 3: barely clinging on for the last hour and a half
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  Speaker 3: of the show, just constantly going, oh my god, of.
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  Speaker 4: Gone to take And the other funny thing for the
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  Speaker 4: listeners to is ten o'clock we finish our show. We
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  Speaker 4: didn't say we're going to do our outro, and then
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  Speaker 4: Mogi has a meeting over the road at ten fifteen. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: but Jason is like, I definitely need to go toilet.
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  Speaker 4: Mogi's like, I.
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  Speaker 5: Guess what, so do I I seduced. We do a
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  Speaker 5: side by side.
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  Speaker 3: Jase doesn't want to do that because he said, in
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  Speaker 3: his word, it's going to be an absolute shocker.
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  Speaker 5: It is.
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  Speaker 3: He said, I have got a massive ship in my asss.
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  Speaker 2: Just losing the plot. It's just just the way, what
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  Speaker 2: a way to describe it.
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  Speaker 4: The way we're describing it is because Moggie's gonna have
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  Speaker 4: this meeting and he's changing to business Moggie and we were.
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  Speaker 2: Like, Delarious, you should just walk in there and just
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  Speaker 2: be very upfront.
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  Speaker 4: I look my own as with you. I've got a
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  Speaker 4: massive shit in my ass, right, so we just need
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  Speaker 4: to move.
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  Speaker 5: This thing along, right, We're gonna we've got to kind
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  Speaker 5: of deal here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Do you guys even get to sew tailbone from sitting down?
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  Speaker 5: Saw tailbone? And the only time.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, sorry, that's really the whole time. It's my funny,
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  Speaker 7: that's gross.
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  Speaker 6: The only time that I was familiar with the setailburn
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  Speaker 6: feeling was when I was in Vietnam or the hard.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, definitely look at the reactions.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna sew a tail bun from sitting there in there,
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  Speaker 6: which is rare because I do it.
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  Speaker 2: And you were this isn't a joke. You were riding
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  Speaker 2: birch in Vietnam.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, one hundred percent on the back of that thing
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  Speaker 6: and going over all the bumps and stuffs, and look.
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  Speaker 5: Paper man, we've we've covered for your brother.
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  Speaker 1: Can I go now?
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  Speaker 5: Which one did you go in?
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  Speaker 1: The the third one? There's someone's still in there. He
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  Speaker 1: was in there when I was in the third one
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  Speaker 1: from the head the same time, you know how from
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  Speaker 1: the mirror, So don't use my one. Yeah, yeah, furthest
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  Speaker 1: from the mirror, not just to the handicap.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, next to the real radio.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it's good.
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  Speaker 6: Podcasting was made all good though.
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  Speaker 1: That was urgent.
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  Speaker 2: It was it.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, I've never seen you lose sort of composer like
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  Speaker 6: that when it comes to the toilet, because you don't
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  Speaker 6: even fart in front of your wife and.
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  Speaker 2: In front of us, in front of the nation on
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  Speaker 2: this podcast.
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  Speaker 1: It was just like my hot pot was suddenly upon me.
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  Speaker 2: How was it hot pot last night?
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  Speaker 1: It was really good, man, I really want to try it.
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  Speaker 1: It's so I know I bang on about it. It's
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  Speaker 1: so fucking good. You choose all your own ingredients. The
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  Speaker 1: soup is amazing. And it's just delicious. Can I team backs?
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  Speaker 1: Last night?
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  Speaker 6: Fourteen is pretty good. Actually, I can't really argue with that. Yes,
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  Speaker 6: that's because you're the buffet one, which means unlimited, and
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  Speaker 6: that's thirty five, but you choose. You can have as
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  Speaker 6: much of whatever you want, but they charge you if
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  Speaker 6: you leave food waste. So they have a sign up
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  Speaker 6: this year, and i'ven't even seen it in action. I've
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  Speaker 6: seen food left behind.
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  Speaker 5: That's great.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it is good policy, it's really good. But if
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  Speaker 6: it's two hundred grams, it's like a twenty dollars wow fee.
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  Speaker 6: And then if it's four hundred, it's like forty bucks.
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  Speaker 1: That's a great way something like that, because that's what
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  Speaker 1: people do. They make gutses of themselves and they fill
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  Speaker 1: up and then they go, actually, I've actually got way
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  Speaker 1: too much food here. Yeah you would, no, no, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 2: Let me finish.
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  Speaker 4: I'm a shock if we going to a buffet and
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  Speaker 4: then just wanting to eat like the pizza and all
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  Speaker 4: that sort of ship, whereas my wife's anting all the seafood,
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  Speaker 4: whereas I don't really like prawns and oysters and shit,
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  Speaker 4: yeah I go seafood too, Yeah, but then you get
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  Speaker 4: goute no, and then.
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  Speaker 6: You have to ship in the middle of your show.
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  Speaker 1: What was in the middle of the show. It was
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  Speaker 1: the end of the show, all right in there.
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  Speaker 4: The Archy Big Show week days from four on Radio
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  Speaker 4: Hierarchy with a Warchy Big Show podcast. What are you
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  Speaker 4: gonna do for the rest of the day, Jo's I'm interested?
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  Speaker 1: Seriously, man, No, Joe, I was pretty crooked last night.
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  Speaker 1: I had a headache. I had a bit of a toothache,
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  Speaker 1: I was coughing, I'd lost my voice.
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  Speaker 2: I was up, so it is your tooth better now?
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  Speaker 1: Just yes, but it's my head's very sore. But then
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  Speaker 1: got up at eleven twenty pm and I was just like,
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  Speaker 1: oh fuck man, and then kind of got back to
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  Speaker 1: a fitty kind of sleep and then woke up at
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  Speaker 1: two and that was me.
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  Speaker 2: How do you go, pugs, because you usually wake up
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  Speaker 2: heaps as well, usually I do.
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  Speaker 6: Last night I caught up with a mate who needed
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  Speaker 6: to catch up and I had a couple of beers.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I had a glass.
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  Speaker 6: I had like three low card beers and like a
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  Speaker 6: bit of food or whatever, and then got home at
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  Speaker 6: like maybe not mind thirty.
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  Speaker 5: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 6: I sleep by ten thirty. I would say I was
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  Speaker 6: asleep and then I wake at four.
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  Speaker 5: I woke up at four.
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  Speaker 2: Two year, I woke up at four.
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  Speaker 6: When on my phone burned my rittenas for an hour
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  Speaker 6: and then got up.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: That's good.
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  Speaker 2: Old Mogi's back.
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  Speaker 1: You guys.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I take a while.
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  Speaker 5: When I do peas well. Actually, Jace, great time. And
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  Speaker 5: then and I've got you to think. You got me
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  Speaker 5: to think, oh god, I went into the toilet, Jace.
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  Speaker 2: Oh why are you sitting that photo through?
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  Speaker 6: Are you fucking see the previous discussed in my fucking iPhone?
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  Speaker 6: You that message? Is that yours?
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  Speaker 2: Is that your purse?
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  Speaker 3: Look at the time it was seem it's not possible
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  Speaker 3: that it was mine.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even opening that My bowl was clean a
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  Speaker 1: sex of the You took.
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  Speaker 2: A photo of that? Did you flush it?
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  Speaker 5: When somebody commits a crime? Right? That's not mine? I'm
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  Speaker 5: not James can go back.
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  Speaker 4: Just so you know, I've deleted it for me out
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  Speaker 4: of the group. I don't need that in my phone.
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  Speaker 4: That's fucking horrific. That does look like a hot pot steamer.
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  Speaker 1: It's not my My bowl was immaculate.
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  Speaker 5: Can I say, it's got written all over.
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  Speaker 2: The old calling card.
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  Speaker 5: Come on, man, what good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to get some brecky on the way
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  Speaker 1: home and that's just totally fucked.
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  Speaker 5: I went into the disabled toilet and that and that
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  Speaker 5: was what was there.
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  Speaker 3: Right.
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  Speaker 5: It's shocking, isn't it disgusting?
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for sharing.
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  Speaker 4: Just just confirming tomorrow for the potty and next week
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  Speaker 4: you guys are going to take a ship in the
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  Speaker 4: we'll see.
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  Speaker 5: How we're just working out of timing. Man, it's at
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  Speaker 5: first time to do this, as I.
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  Speaker 1: Say, actually this is it's a bit later than normal. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Usually I have my coffee and then.
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  Speaker 5: And walk away flush.
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  Speaker 2: My wife will blush that.
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  Speaker 1: Take a photo, send it to their It is amazing.
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  Speaker 1: It is amazing what people leave behind. A seriously though,
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  Speaker 1: there's many times I've just gone, what the fuck, man.
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  Speaker 2: It's pretty bad in there.
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  Speaker 6: And because they used to be public toilets, yes, but
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  Speaker 6: now they're not.
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  Speaker 5: There's no it used to be the bus driver yea.
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  Speaker 6: It's still not great.
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  Speaker 2: They would just.
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  Speaker 4: Come in and park their bus up and then back
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  Speaker 4: one out. It was fucked like, it was gross in there.
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  Speaker 6: So that even now some of the ship that I've
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  Speaker 6: seen there. I have no time for like napkins in
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  Speaker 6: the urinal.
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  Speaker 1: That bad? It actually is your problem.
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  Speaker 3: And then there was a guy that when I was
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  Speaker 3: on it, So your mate that was in the adjacent.
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  Speaker 1: Right, are still there still there?
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  Speaker 2: Have you still got that audio?
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  Speaker 4: Which one were you recorded of the guy on the
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  Speaker 4: toilet the other day?
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  Speaker 2: Have you got on your phone right now?
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  Speaker 5: I don't know which one it will be.
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  Speaker 3: Because it's a bit good way to anyway, he's still
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  Speaker 3: in there. He was still in there, and then he
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  Speaker 3: left and didn't wash his hands.
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  Speaker 5: Shocking.
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  Speaker 4: It wasn't the guy that makes the food we sometimes eat,
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  Speaker 4: was it?
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  Speaker 5: I couldn't see him.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, So Mogie came in and he's like, hey, key,
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  Speaker 4: you listen to this audio man, And then basically some
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  Speaker 4: audio of someone.
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  Speaker 2: Watching reels whilst in the toilet.
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  Speaker 5: And ripping and ripping as.
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  Speaker 2: I was going to watch.
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  Speaker 1: I was going to watch YouTube, but I didn't have
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  Speaker 1: my glasses.
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  Speaker 6: What are you going to watch on YouTube while you Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: when recording it was.
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  Speaker 2: Like three days ago.
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  Speaker 1: I don't worry about it, MOI, It's all good.
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  Speaker 5: You sure you don't want to hear?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 2: People will want to hear it.
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  Speaker 1: I want to go to now.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: That's all right, we have to picture it. Audience, You're
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  Speaker 4: welcome us tomorrow, Grosser step a podcast.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, pretty faul.
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  Speaker 3: We opened with a disclaimer, a live disclaimer, so no
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  Speaker 3: no pre record.
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  Speaker 5: Everyone needed j.
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  Speaker 1: What just because I was doing a couple of perfect jeers.
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  Speaker 3: What can I just say to you? You might want
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  Speaker 3: to advise your family not to listen to that. Some
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  Speaker 3: shocking things were said about you.
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  Speaker 4: The Steamer special it is. It is all four of
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  Speaker 4: us tattoos are taking a well, there's four by side
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  Speaker 4: and put pugs. You set up a little like microphone,
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  Speaker 4: four mics in there.
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  Speaker 6: There's not enough time with the podcast for me to
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  Speaker 6: get one out, and.
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  Speaker 2: You take photos and send it to the group chairs.
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  Speaker 1: So great must be given bit to some locks.
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'm so sorry.
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  Speaker 4: Sorry, hey, listen to the Big Show tomorrow morning, six
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  Speaker 4: a m Till ten, Bye, goodbye, bye bye