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Trans Cat Vs Cop · Brett Keane and Eve Show

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  You do currently have a California driver's license.
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  You just don't have a physical copy on you at the moment.
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  That's my preferred method of identification.
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  And this is it's a cat caller. I'm currently identifying as a
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  cat. Fair enough.
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  The information here in the tag, I'm assuming belongs to you, the
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  boyfriend. Yeah.
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  That's so rude, I hope you know I'm recording.
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  Well, it wasn't my intention to offend you, but he just
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  identified as a cat and you're wearing a Harris Waltz T-shirt,
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  so forgive me if I came to a conclusion that you guys are
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  involved in some sort of a homosexual arrangement.
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  I'm not mad that you think we're together, but you're using
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  gender language. Besides, I'm not his boyfriend,
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  I'm his owner. OK, well look, we can do this
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  the hard way if you'd like. I can have this car towed
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  because last I checked, a cat is not licensed to operate a motor
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  vehicle in the state of California.
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  We can have animal control come get you, take you to a shelter
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  where your owner can retrieve you for a fee of $70.00 after
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  you're given the necessary immunizations, which do include
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  a rabies shot, possibly even spayed or neuter, whichever you
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  prefer or identify with. Is that what you guys want to do
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  here? What should we do?
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  I don't know. I don't have $70.
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  Sir, I can also request that a mental health care professional
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  come down here on scene and do an evaluation of you because
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  you're considering letting him take a rabies shot.
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  Rather than just give me an ID, Use some manners so I can give
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  you your ticket and move along.