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Just Try the Salad (RHOC Recap) · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod which Teddy Mellencamp and Camra judge.
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  Speaker 2: Guys, welcome to another episode of Two Teas and a
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  Speaker 2: Pod and a Seat with myself, Teddy Mellencamp and.
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  Speaker 3: Cynthia.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: How's it going. I saw you all over the place.
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  Speaker 2: You went to the iHeartRadio Festival with Seagrums. Tell me
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  Speaker 2: about it.
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  Speaker 3: It was so much fun. I was there in Vegas
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  Speaker 3: at the iHeartRadio Music Festival launching my second flavor with
• 0:42
  Speaker 3: Seagrams Escapes. It's called the Berry Mimosa. My first one
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  Speaker 3: was the Peach Bellini, which you guys got to see
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  Speaker 3: me like totally bring to life on the Real Housewives
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  Speaker 3: of Atlanta.
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  Speaker 2: Well, congratulations, And I was low key stalking my celebrity
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  Speaker 2: crush who was there as well. Don't you worry the
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  Speaker 2: amount of people that tagged me and the dms that
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  Speaker 2: he was performing mm hmm and saying just want to
• 1:12
  Speaker 2: make sure Cynthia is there. Oh.
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  Speaker 3: I was there and I ran into him backstage. But
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  Speaker 3: you know, I mean you couldn't get to him, you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I was, what do you think he saw you?
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  Speaker 2: From afar?
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  Speaker 3: I mean, you can't miss these cheekbones girl, but I'm there.
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  Speaker 2: Did you for this? No?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see. It's very tricky. This whole celebrity crush
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  Speaker 3: thing is very delicate, Teddy. You can't just full especially
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  Speaker 3: after you meet them, because normally you never meet them, you.
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  Speaker 2: Know, especially after they asked for your number and they
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  Speaker 2: don't call.
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  Speaker 3: I know, but you know what, I have a theory
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  Speaker 3: about that. So I was when I was in New
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  Speaker 3: York profession week, I went to the US Open with
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  Speaker 3: one of my good friends and he knows him, and
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  Speaker 3: I was telling him the story and he was like, well,
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  Speaker 3: maybe he doesn't have the right number. Maybe you don't
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  Speaker 3: have the right number. And I was like, well, wait,
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  Speaker 3: do you have his number? And he had his number
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  Speaker 3: and it was a different number, so I haven't but
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  Speaker 3: I was like, well, when was the last time we
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  Speaker 3: talked to him. He's like, oh, it's been a while.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like, well, I think I may have
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  Speaker 3: the more current number. But that would explain why he
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  Speaker 3: never responded. In the group.
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  Speaker 2: Text, hold on, let's take it back note because someone
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  Speaker 2: didn't give miss Teddy the full story first time round.
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  Speaker 3: I text, I think my ring light is doing something different.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, quick dodge and shit, hold on what
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  Speaker 2: group text?
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  Speaker 3: No? Okay, it all started like okay, we're all at
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  Speaker 3: the party, and then they had the balls to ask
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  Speaker 3: for a photo after like twenty hours. Right, you get
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  Speaker 3: the picture, which I still haven't I haven't posted and
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  Speaker 3: I don't know why. I just won't post it. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: that's all.
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  Speaker 2: Right here, yeah, held, i'd see it.
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  Speaker 3: Let me pull up Lenny Lynn, my buddy Lynn. Oh god,
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  Speaker 3: oh my god, I've heard of the picture. No, so what, Okay,
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  Speaker 3: wait a minute.
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  Speaker 2: Be cool, don't be all uncool.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying. Okay, can you guess?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? I thought that was your hand on his bow
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  Speaker 2: tie hair or I can't really tell it his hand.
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  Speaker 3: I wish it was my hand.
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  Speaker 2: It must have been love. But it's oh but now I.
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  Speaker 3: Don't know what's going on. But I didn't say anything
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  Speaker 3: to him, and I just let the man live in peace.
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  Speaker 3: And now I'm just we're still Oh it's just him
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  Speaker 3: and Melanie, Mick Jagger's fiance.
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  Speaker 2: Did Melanie respond.
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  Speaker 3: No, Melanie was like, hey, I'm connect you guys on
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  Speaker 3: the text.
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  Speaker 2: Oh okay, so this is the real So yeah.
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  Speaker 3: So then I said, Hi, nice to meet you. And
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  Speaker 3: did nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so that's this is all right now, it's all
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  Speaker 2: coming full circle. But maybe he's worried that you didn't
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  Speaker 2: want to hear from him. I doubt he listens to
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  Speaker 2: two teas and a pot.
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  Speaker 3: Well. I mean, I have made it known on various
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  Speaker 3: major media outlets that this man is and has been
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  Speaker 3: my celebrity crush for a while. It's kind of common knowledge,
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  Speaker 3: like he would I know he lives in Paris, but
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: I think he's one to like follow, well, you know,
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  Speaker 2: he's six, Well maybe not.
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  Speaker 3: You know, I feel like he's actually not like I
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  Speaker 3: feel like he's got in his own thing and I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know. We're just at a standstill,
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  Speaker 3: but I'm patient.
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  Speaker 2: So it's okay, okay, all right, Well we're throwing it
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  Speaker 2: out there. Maybe we need to get Melanie to send
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  Speaker 2: another text, like did y'all have your chat? Saw you
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  Speaker 2: both were at iHeart.
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  Speaker 3: I texted her and told her I was like, oh
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  Speaker 3: my god, guess who's here in Vegas? And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you know who? And she was like, oh my god, yay,
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  Speaker 3: it's meant to be And then nothing else.
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  Speaker 2: I Heart producers, what couldn't you put them on the
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  Speaker 2: same stage, like do an announcement something.
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  Speaker 3: And I was a presenter, I presented thirty seconds to
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  Speaker 3: Mars and a perfect universe, they would have let me
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  Speaker 3: introduce him, and then that would have been our connection.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this is a lost opportunity, one that if I
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  Speaker 2: was on the horn, if somebody would have let me
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  Speaker 2: know that this could have been a potential, we would
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  Speaker 2: have made it happen. And then I'm just envisioning it now,
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  Speaker 2: him doing the look back, realizing it's your voice, and
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  Speaker 2: then running to you like thirty dancing, and then him
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  Speaker 2: holding you.
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  Speaker 3: Up, like seriously, seriously.
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  Speaker 2: So many messed up. I mean between that and then
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  Speaker 2: like I just watched the recent watch What Happens Live
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  Speaker 2: where Andy is clearly trying to set up Bren and
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  Speaker 2: Tyler Cameron, which is he's from The Bachelor and she's
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  Speaker 2: from Real Housewives of New York and like already all
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  Speaker 2: the sexual chemistry and like he's high fiving, like that
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  Speaker 2: could have been me with you and Lenny. But then
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  Speaker 2: I had to go get surgery and not be able
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  Speaker 2: to go to the iHeart Festival. So it's actually my fault.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to blame you, but I would.
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  Speaker 3: I do want to know. How did the surgery go.
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  Speaker 2: It went pretty good. It's looking pretty good. I don't
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  Speaker 2: know if you can Oh, yeah, you can see it.
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  Speaker 3: I can see it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, So it's it's pretty good. You know. I feel
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  Speaker 2: like it every single time. It shocks me, because this
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  Speaker 2: time I was like, I'm gonna do it awake. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna do it awake. I'll be fine. And then I
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  Speaker 2: forget that when they go to numb me, because they
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  Speaker 2: have to numb so deep when you're awake. That then
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  Speaker 2: I cry and I'm like oh, But then then it
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  Speaker 2: doesn't hurt, you know, Then it's fine. It's just like
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  Speaker 2: the intensity of the needles. But then I'm like, can
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  Speaker 2: I listen to a podcast while you're doing this? And
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  Speaker 2: he's like, sure, I'm listening to this podcast called Exposed,
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  Speaker 2: which is all about this like guynecologist and from Columbia
• 7:19
  Speaker 2: University who was It's like a crime podcast. And in
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  Speaker 2: the middle of the surgery, the doctor looks at me
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  Speaker 2: and he goes, we may need to look into the
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  Speaker 2: kind of things that you're listening to for relaxation.
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  Speaker 3: No, you have to text me all the information I
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  Speaker 3: have to watch. It sounds like right up my alley.
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  Speaker 2: It is insane. Over fifty patients. Allegedly he would go
• 7:44
  Speaker 2: to give them their path smears and then lick their v.
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  Speaker 3: Oh wait, were they awake? Yes? So what did you have?
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  Speaker 3: Like a she company?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Like, I mean, this is all, but the podcast
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  Speaker 2: exposed I know we're not okay. Back to real house
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  Speaker 2: fives anyhow. Essentially, these are the types of things I
• 8:09
  Speaker 2: do to relax myself during surgery. But anyway, I'm good.
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  Speaker 2: Was able to have a great week with the kids,
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  Speaker 2: but was grateful that I didn't have to travel to
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  Speaker 2: Vegas because that would have been a whole thing. But
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  Speaker 2: I always am sad to miss the iHeartRadio Festival because
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  Speaker 2: it is so much fun. I've gone every year. But
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad you held down the fort and I.
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  Speaker 3: Had like so many people come to my Seagums Escape
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  Speaker 3: booth and they were like, oh my god, we love you.
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  Speaker 3: Like to teacent a pod, I was like, you guys
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  Speaker 3: have a huge fan base, like they're like coming out everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: Well, by the way, it's not you guys. At this point.
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  Speaker 2: You are a part of us.
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  Speaker 3: I know. I just you know, I always, like, you know,
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  Speaker 3: consider myself just a fill in, but I'm starting to
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  Speaker 3: feel like family because like I have a legitimate amount
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  Speaker 3: of followers now from just on those podcasts. It's crazy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, And I mean we're almost to the reunion. We're
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  Speaker 2: at the finale right now. But before or I had
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  Speaker 2: two other questions. You were at a party for Saton
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  Speaker 2: this week. It was their birthday.
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  Speaker 3: I missed it. I was in Vegas, but I did
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  Speaker 3: end up meeting her at this gay bar and West
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  Speaker 3: Hollywood called Smitty's So.
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  Speaker 2: Nice, because I was going to try to figure out
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  Speaker 2: the intel of which other real housewives of Beverly Hills
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  Speaker 2: was there. I think I saw it was just.
• 9:25
  Speaker 3: Garsella and Crystal. They took her to lunch, Yeah, at
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  Speaker 3: the Ivy. I do know that because I was in
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  Speaker 3: Vegas and I miss that.
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  Speaker 2: You got invited to that, Oh, yes, said.
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  Speaker 3: I was told about it. I don't know if I
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  Speaker 3: was officially invited, but she was like, oh, Garceling Crystal
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  Speaker 3: doing lunch for me at the ivy. And what's the
• 9:48
  Speaker 3: actress name her good friend?
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  Speaker 2: Jennifer Tilly. Yeah, she's so funny.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Well, yesterday when I was at Cruise this football game.
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  Speaker 2: I saw this like super her ass fast kid like
• 10:01
  Speaker 2: running down the football field, and I'm like, I bet
• 10:05
  Speaker 2: that's Marcellus's son was because I could also says so
• 10:10
  Speaker 2: I'm so blind. I just saw a very tall man
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  Speaker 2: coach and the fastest kid ever running with the ball,
• 10:17
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, please, God, don't let this be
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: the team that Cruise is playing today. And then I'm
• 10:24
  Speaker 2: walking by and I hear like another mom like but
• 10:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, that's her. So I saw and Marie yesterday.
• 10:32
  Speaker 2: Our kids don't play each other till the fifteenth, so
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: Cruise has got some time to take hormone work out.
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: But what did What did you think of her when
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: you were filming?
• 10:43
  Speaker 3: I like her. I like her, like her a lot. Actually, yeah,
• 10:47
  Speaker 3: we follow each other. She's super cool. I just ran
• 10:49
  Speaker 3: into her at an event out here about a month ago,
• 10:53
  Speaker 3: and she's cool. She just jumped right on in there,
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, you could made it, you know, she
• 10:58
  Speaker 3: just hopped right off the log into the fire. So
• 11:03
  Speaker 3: I think that's perfect for it, like, you know, a
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  Speaker 3: platform like this.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she seems very comfortable and like what she's saying
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  Speaker 2: in her beliefs and she's strong minded and strong willed
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  Speaker 2: and yeah, and she's nice. Like after I saw hery yesterday,
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  Speaker 2: she sent a follow up text like just checking in
• 11:20
  Speaker 2: to see how your son did in his game because
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: his game is right after you know, Like that's like
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  Speaker 2: good people.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I've only gotten good vibes from her.
• 11:39
  Speaker 2: So that leads us the only place left the Real
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  Speaker 2: Housewives of Orange County.
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  Speaker 3: I was in this episode wore me out.
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  Speaker 2: Well, thank god it's the finale because I was exhosticated
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  Speaker 2: after this.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I mean kudos to First of all, I
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: thought like I love the theme for the finale. I thought,
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: oh so good, it was so good, like Gina killed it,
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: like for the finale, I just hate it the ending,
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  Speaker 3: but we'll get to that because I feel like it
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: just was yeah, no closure, yes.
• 12:16
  Speaker 2: No closure.
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: More episodes to like wrap it up, but it's rapped.
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  Speaker 2: And you can just feel like between so many of them,
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: like the vitriol, like they're so mad at each other
• 12:29
  Speaker 2: and they're like trying to Like Gina, I think said
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: it best when she's like, you know, when you have
• 12:33
  Speaker 2: to take your holiday pictures and the mom is like
• 12:36
  Speaker 2: yelling at all her kids, like out like that is
• 12:42
  Speaker 2: exactly that moment, and like, yet, like twenty years later,
• 12:45
  Speaker 2: you'll look at the picture and you'll be like, that
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: was such a beautiful day, but really it was terrible.
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  Speaker 2: Your kids are crying because you're making them wear something
• 12:52
  Speaker 2: they don't want to wear, brushing their hair, like all
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: of it. The husband's late, like all of it. I've
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: just been visioning the pain. But we start off the
• 13:01
  Speaker 2: episode which at Shannon's chiropractor. I'm curious, why does it
• 13:08
  Speaker 2: look like Shannon's chiropractor works from inside of a fleet
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: indoor flea market? Because was that hopscotch on the floor? Oh?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even catch that? Was it?
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, what is happening here? And then Heather
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: talks with Terry about how the Alpha girls are now
• 13:28
  Speaker 2: speaking to Gina and Emily and the head cheerleader Tamra
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: is giving Gena and Emily attention. Do you agree that
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: Gina and Emily are treating Heather differently since Tamara has
• 13:38
  Speaker 2: been seen back.
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  Speaker 3: See I need you to take the lead on that
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  Speaker 3: one because I didn't watch last season, so I don't
• 13:44
  Speaker 3: know what the back history is with what their relationship
• 13:48
  Speaker 3: was like when Tamara was off the show.
• 13:51
  Speaker 2: Well, no one had a relationship with Tamora. When Tarmora
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: was off the show, they all kind of shunned her.
• 13:57
  Speaker 2: So the second that she was fired, everyone was just
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: like that, even her best friend Shannon. So it wasn't
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: like how Atlanta's been to you or Beverly Hills was
• 14:08
  Speaker 2: to me, where like we're still on a group chat.
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  Speaker 2: We're all friends, like just no one talked to tama.
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  Speaker 2: But I think the thing that is really resonating with
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: me is Heather said that she called Noela and doctor
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: Jen the losers and not it wasn't about Gene and Emily,
• 14:27
  Speaker 2: but doctor Jen was also Heather's friend. So like, there's
• 14:31
  Speaker 2: a DM that was posted and it's so I don't
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  Speaker 2: know who actually did it because it's like cropped out
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  Speaker 2: on my thing, but it says, hi Jen. I can
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  Speaker 2: show you a clip of this newest episode of Real
• 14:45
  Speaker 2: House Sizes of Orange County when she brought up your
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  Speaker 2: name and Noela by referring to you guys as the losers,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: and by Jen this means doctor Jen, not Jen, doctor
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  Speaker 2: Jen she was on one season. Well, well that's really hurtful.
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  Speaker 2: I don't like that. I thought we were friends. I
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: would never say something like that about her makes me cry.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not a loser and I'm very kind, successful person
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  Speaker 2: and that just reflects poorly on her, but it's still hurtful.
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: The person I don't know who it is says, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I was shocked to when I watched it because I
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: thought you two are friends. I'm sorry that she would
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: flip the switch and say something like that after you
• 15:24
  Speaker 2: left the show. Doctor Jen responds, I thought so too.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: You never know who people really are, and I think
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: that is ultimately the actual problem with Heather on the show.
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: It's not when and if she said somebody was a loser.
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: It's not when and if she follows people on Instagram
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: that's on her cast. It's that. What I'm feeling when
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: I watched the show is I am doing this because
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: I'm being paid to be on a television show and
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: none of you really mean shit to me. I'm going
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: to produce myself to be the best I possibly can be.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: But at the end of the day, I'm not really
• 16:05
  Speaker 2: doing anything wrong that's visibly seen on television. But I'm
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: not really doing anything right, Like I'm not being your
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: best friend. I'm not trying to get to know you
• 16:17
  Speaker 2: on a stronger capacity I am doing TV, and to me,
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: that's what I dislike seeing the very most.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: I would have to agree with you just from watching
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: it this season that Heather definitely just it just definitely
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: comes off like like you said, like she's just clocking in,
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: clacking in and clocking out. You know, I don't. I
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  Speaker 3: would just love to see her just I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: just actually you know, mingling and just having real connection
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  Speaker 3: with the other ladies. It just kind of feels like
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: a little forced or even a little guarded. This is
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: just me watching it this season, That's what I'm getting,
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  Speaker 3: and just kind of feel like she's always on Heather
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: Island a little bit.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: So, and I think that the problem is it's not
• 17:10
  Speaker 2: I would understand that if this was her first season.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I mean she I mean, she was on for a
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: long time, then she took a break and then she
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: came back on.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Did she take.
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: Three or four years or something? Maybe more? Yeah, I
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: mean it was don't quote me, guys, don't come at me.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: But she was on for a good amount of time,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: then took a break, then came back, like you know
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: what you're coming into. Like I think if you watch
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: any season. Oftentimes their first season, you see somebody that's
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: a little guarden and not one hundred percent comfortable. But
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: then you should see more of a flow and more
• 17:47
  Speaker 2: of your relationships. But if you think that you're better
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: than everybody else, well here's.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: The thing, Like why is she even doing it? Like
• 17:53
  Speaker 3: she's rich? She doesn't need the money like I did
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: it for the money. I did platform and the money
• 18:01
  Speaker 3: like I needed everything that it could offer me. But
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: if I was a Heather to Bro, was it would
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, is it like just a fame thing? Like
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: was she known? But she was an actress before, so
• 18:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know what this kind of feels.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: But this kind of fame is very different than like
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: being on a sitcom a certain amount of years ago.
• 18:20
  Speaker 2: It just it it levels you in a completely different way.
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: But what almost seems like to me is yes, it's
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: leveling her to you know, for to be known more mainstream,
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: Like she's above what it's offering. Like it's like, uh,
• 18:34
  Speaker 2: this is one side of me, but it is you
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: know that being said, I do like watching her. I
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: just wish that she could like get down and dirty
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: with everybody a little bit.
• 18:46
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that's what's missing because I enjoy her
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: lifestyle too, Like I love, like it's very inspirational to
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: like see like that kind of wealth. Like it's like
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: I can't relate to the stuff that they talk about
• 18:58
  Speaker 3: because it's like a different level of wealthy, Like you
• 19:02
  Speaker 3: know what I'm saying. So it is inspirational, But I
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: do feel like, you know, I kind of want to
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: dislike get to know Heather a little bit more, want
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: her to, like, you know, get in there with the
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: girls a little bit more, and just I don't know,
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: like it's like something that's like a disconnect like something.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: But I also don't know if all the girls she
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: really feels like all the girls are so jealous of
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: her that she can't. But I think oftentimes when you
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: think somebody's jealous of you, then you put up this
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: like front that then makes them dislike you or act
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: jealous of you just because they're annoyed. Like I have
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: no problem, Like the majority of my Beverly Hills friends
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: have more money than me. Ever, do I feel jealous?
• 19:48
  Speaker 3: I know rick all of mine?
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I do I feel jealous?
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: No?
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: Do I feel inspired? Yes, but like I want them
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: to win, they want me to win and like it
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: forces me to want to elevate my game.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's how I feel. That's I love being around
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: rich people.
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm.
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: Like, hey, goals, you are goals, like I'm trying to
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: get there, and again you are inspiration. But going back
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: to like like Heather, Like, seriously, if I was the
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: richest one on my cast, I would be so nice
• 20:22
  Speaker 3: to everybody because I'm like rich already and I don't
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: even really have to be here, just be like, hey,
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: what are we doing? When I tell you I would
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: be the nicest person to get along with because what
• 20:32
  Speaker 3: do I care? I don't even have to do it,
• 20:34
  Speaker 3: you know.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Be drunk half fun like.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: Like I would be the favorite. Like I just would
• 20:39
  Speaker 3: be rich and happy to film, you know what.
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: Let's pray, praise be. Then we go to see Tamra
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: going to be featured as the cover of the Women
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: of the Year on Amar magazine. Tamra gets emotional since
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: she never thought she would be honored. She says it's
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: been tough since she did not go to college, but
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: now as a successful business woman. Do you like when
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: the show focuses on moments like this?
• 21:07
  Speaker 3: Love it? Absolutely? This was really a great moment, and
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: I'm really glad they shared it. I think it's important,
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: you know, with the cast, if they're going to show
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: all the crazy drama stuff, to like have balance and
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: show like some of the really great things that they're
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: doing as well. So I thought that was a great
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: moment for Tam. I related, I also did not go
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: to college, and I am a businesswoman and I figured
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: it out and I love that, you know. I feel
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: like a lot of people could relate to that moment
• 21:35
  Speaker 3: because everybody didn't, you know, go to college.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: So yeah, I didn't go to college either, and I
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: moved out here when I was seventeen, so I related
• 21:45
  Speaker 2: to that also when she said I had a baby
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: at eighteen. Yeah, And then I thought it was an
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: even softer side when Tama said, you know, I thought
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: when I opened Cut Fitness because I was on the show.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: You know, she didn't really say because I'm on the show,
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: but like in her mind, know, that's what she was thinking.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: With the show's platform, my open Cut Fitness, the money
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: was going to come pouring in. But then she showed
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: vulnerability and said, but then it didn't. Yeah, it takes
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: a lot to admit when there's a failure.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, and that the real stuff. That's that's what we
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: want to say from the heather. We want to see that.
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, so I appreciated that. I do want to you know,
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: I realized that Tamra is on traders right now, which
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: when that was released, I was like, God, it was
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: a vacation.
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: Oh I did read that. Yeah.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but when Tamra sells being a CBD, I better
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: get a lifetime of free lights out sent to my
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: house prior to the sale, or it needs to be
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: written into the dendum contract because I've never had a
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: better night sleep in my life. And also, I mean
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: maybe I should start getting paid for app just but yeah,
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: I did appreciate that moment. You can feel it, and
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: you know, whenever you I hope that your next sex
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: line is as successful as being a CPD.
• 23:18
  Speaker 3: Okay, but she can sign me up when she starts
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: that sex line.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, get it, little bit.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: You know, I always like to update the toys.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Then Jen tells Ryan that she needs to know for
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: a fact there's nothing else going on. Ryan says he
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: slept with that woman that Tamar brought up, but it
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: was only one night and he has not spoken to
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: her in a year. Ryan tells Jen that she talks
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: about moving forward but always hitches her wagon to Tamra,
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: who pulls her in reverse. At this point, does it
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: even matter if we believe Ryan or not? Do we
• 23:51
  Speaker 2: even believe that Jen believes Ryan?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, I just choose to believe that if Ryan Ryan
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: is this big playboy and just wants to like be
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: with all these different women in Orange County, Okay, I
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: don't even know why he would even seek out Jan,
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: like just go be free and buy you know, your
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: very interesting jackets and just live your best life, like
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: you know what.
• 24:19
  Speaker 2: I can't give you one reason why fame?
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: Oh the show? Okay, all right, well okay, yeah there's that.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: But all right, but Jen just got on the show, right,
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: this is the first season.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, but they just got serious.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Okay. Well I don't know.
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: Well I didn't think about that, so but I mean
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: at this point, honestly, Ryan could have cheated with Oprah
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: and I don't care. Yeah, well I really don't care.
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: I think I think she really wants to I and
• 24:52
  Speaker 2: I do like Jen, and you see a real soft
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: side to her, Well I want.
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: To see her soft side.
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never seen heart sides, but like I want
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: to believe for her that he is going to be kind.
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: And I think Tarma says that at the end, like
• 25:08
  Speaker 2: she's like, listen, if you're happy, I'm happy. I think yeah,
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: But I think Tamar is. And this isn't to say that,
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: you know, Tamra, shit stirring is always warranted or needed
• 25:22
  Speaker 2: or like we got it. Like we got it, tam
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: We don't need you to double down on it. But
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I do know that something that really sets Tamarra off
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: is in when people can't see the truth. Ye Like
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: she really can't let it go.
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, seriously obviously.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like even in our day to day life, even
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: like we'll talk about something random and she's like, no,
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: but it happened like this, And I'm like, well, I
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: see it like this and she's like, no, it happened
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: like this that that like and she'll remember and it's
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: it's any time there's like an injustice to what the
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: truth is or the way that she saw the truth.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: And I can be very similar like and might know
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: it all personality that I do get it. That being said,
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: when it comes to a man cheating on you, you
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: can only give out so much information and then you
• 26:13
  Speaker 2: have to go like.
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: And I think Ta's given all. I think the teacup
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: is empty and the tea. I think she's set everything
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: that she knows, and I think it's completely up to
• 26:23
  Speaker 3: Jin to decide. Jin's grown self to decide how she
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: wants to move forward with this man, with everything that
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: she knows, whatever she's feeling on her own, it's her
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: cross to bear, and it's her life, and it just
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: is what it is. And I am one hundred percent
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: with you. I kind of I'm like past it, like
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: just I'm interested to see how it's all going to
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: play out, but I'm not as invested. And honestly, I
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: think Ryan is fun, like I like watching.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: At least he can make fun of him, like he's
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: the most fun of the group.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: He doesn't take himself that seriously and well he.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Can't for Pete's sakes, And that splatter jacket, what about.
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: On his shirt and stuff like he always just is
• 27:04
  Speaker 3: like he's like just gives us stuff to like, you.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Know, yeah, he knows he's doing another Softballs. Then the
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Shannon and John dinner scene just hits extra uncomfortably after
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: last week's news one, John, just take a bite of
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: the fucking brada salad.
• 27:24
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, that drove me crazy. I just wanted
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: him to just taste it. Just just just just.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: Like a little baby, just be just show her a
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: touch of kindness, just a baby, little amount of kindness.
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: He did not want any parts of that salad.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: He didn't want any of the peach, none of the verada.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: He didn't even And then when she accidentally took too
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: big of a bite, he looked disgusted about it.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: It was a big bite. It was a big bite.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, damn, I actually want that salad. I
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: want to drive my ass to Orange count and get
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: that salad. Because the way she showled that first bite in,
• 28:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, now that looks like a good salad.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: That looks like a delicious salt. It did look like
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: a good margarita too. I gotta say, oh, it looks
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: like a great margarita. All things. We got to figure
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: out where that restaurant is. But you just all the
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: writing on the wall is all there.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: But then here's the thing, too, Teddy. It's like it
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: hits differently, like even if you weren't filming, it's like, okay,
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: you don't want salad. But if you're filming, just throw
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: me a bone and take a bite. So I just
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: don't look like we just can't even split a salad.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: Give me that, for the love of God. Just take
• 28:46
  Speaker 3: a bite and spit it out in a napkin. I
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: don't care. Just something just.
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: Or just say, oh my gosh, you forgot I don't
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: like barada, like.
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: I'm allergic to salad anything, so anything.
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: Just don't have that look of freaking stank face discussed
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: while I'm eating face. Just don't and then be like, Oh,
• 29:05
  Speaker 2: I think now that we're empty nesters, we're gonna enjoy
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: these fun times together. I was like, if these fun
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: times or anything like this dinner buck my life.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: Like listen, oh, they won't be making salads together, that's
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: for sure.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: I'm wonder if it's the lettuce that pissed him off
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: or what.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know. One thing about John is he will
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: stand in his moment like if he doesn't want to
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: do something like she was like, I think we're going
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: to get to that. She kept telling him put his
• 29:32
  Speaker 3: hat on and put the hat on.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: He reminds me of my son, but my son is eight,
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Like why are you so freaking star.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: I don't want to take a bite of that salad,
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: and I don't want to wear this hat.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: And then he even put the hat in the damn picture.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: I'm like, and then she's like, now you have that
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: hat messing up my hair.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: I love it.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: My next question is, you know how we get our
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: emails at the beginning of the day, like our call
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: sheet on what we're going to do when we're filming.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Do you think that On Jen's it said like Jin
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: is going to test an at home klonic.
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: That was amazing, Like I'm trying. I kept trying to
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: think that I ever do a klonic on on Atlanta.
• 30:20
  Speaker 3: I thought I did everything after eleven years.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: I am sorry, a klonic at a professional colonic location,
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: and a klonic with the door open at Shannon's house
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: when she's lubed the freaking toilet cover with her bare fingers.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I know she even blobs on and she put on
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: there too, which I appreciate it. But I just felt
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: like there was a certain amount of like I don't know,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I'm not saying she should be a doctor or anything
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: about it, but I feel like there's a certain amount
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: of protocol is something when you actually administer this.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like how much how water do you take?
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: You got it? Oh, you already pooped. But then I
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: was like, at the end of all this, or you
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: don't even give me the satisfaction of showing me anything
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: in the bag.
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: Well, I love jan for being a good sport, like
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: if she didn't do anything else this season, she set
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: her ass on that toilet and she did the Clonic,
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: which I was so skeptical because I was like, I
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: feel like Shanna may have left something out. I feel
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: like I could have went wrong. But I'm a klana.
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: I do clinics a lot, so I was like, Okay,
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: this could be a good thing, and personally on the show,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: I would have signed up for the clonic. I love
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: a good clinic.
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: Well, listen, she must have had to ship really bad,
• 31:35
  Speaker 2: but I get it out, like get it out. But
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I can like imagine, like because it's the same crew
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: as Beverly Hills, Like I could just imagine like Pablo's face,
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: like I know, don't let me hear the shit, Oh
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: my god.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: And see that's the thing too, because like we know,
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: like with filming, like even if we do it like
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: to actually I feel like just like my poop would
• 31:59
  Speaker 3: know I was on camera, and even with the colonic,
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: it would just resist coming out because you know, it's
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: gonna make a noise. You know, it's to be a lot,
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: and it's just a lot to share. That's if Oversharing
• 32:09
  Speaker 3: was a person like like that on TV.
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: One time, I accidentally tooted on the show, like I
• 32:18
  Speaker 2: was just walking and like somebody made me laugh, and
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I tutored, was it loud?
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: I mean it was louder or you knew did.
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: But nobody I knew? I did, well, I none of
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: the other women knew. But then I just looked around
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: at like sound to like see if they knew. So
• 32:32
  Speaker 2: then I kept trying to mimic what that sounded like
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: with my foot so.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: You could be like, oh yeah, well they was it
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: was it. They couldn't smell anything like that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: No, it was just like a little Most of the
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: times my silence are the silent ones are deadly if
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: they make a noise. It's just like.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: That's not always true for me.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: It's true.
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's an individual thing because that's I've you.
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: Know, you've had some stinkers that are loud, well, either
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: loud and quiet. So I'm just trying to bonk my foot,
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: trying to make any other noise, and then I mean,
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I guess it isn't a Twatz episode
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: unless we talk about bodily function So thank you guys
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: for playing along. We should take a poll for anyone listening.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Are you somebody comfortable talking about bodily functions or would
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: you rather never hear about it? Because I have a
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: friend who is married, who's been married over twenty years,
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: who has never gone to the bathroom in front of
• 33:45
  Speaker 2: her husband, like never even alert number one or two,
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: like well like never made like the announcement. He's never
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: heard it.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: No.
• 33:58
  Speaker 2: Edwin and I pretty much have a pre party, like
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: I'm like, guess what time it is? And he's like,
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: you get to go, dang it, mine's not ready. Like
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: it's a full show.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: I love it. But you know, there's a toilet I
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: just on Instagram that have you seen that couple's toilet?
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: It's like two toilets and you guys can probably find this.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: I'm not kidding, Like one is space in one way
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: and one space in the other way, and you can
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: go to potty together. I just have to showed that
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: because I was like looking at that and I actually
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: have to think about it. I was like, when I
• 34:27
  Speaker 3: do get, you know, find my person. Could could we
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: do this together or private? Like I don't I.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: Don't like the problem with this is what that potty
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: would do was give my kids full license to come
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: in and potty with me any moment that I want
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: to break because sometimes I take I'm going number one,
• 34:48
  Speaker 2: but I say I'm going number two so that I
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: get a little extra time. They don't care. There's not
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: even a lock on my bathroom door because they break
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: into that shit. But anyhow, Then we get to the
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: conversation where Heather and Gina meet up. Heather tells Gina
• 35:05
  Speaker 2: that she's so quick to believe anything Tamra says. Heather
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: says she wants to explain the loser comment to Gina
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: and pulls up a two teas in a pod episode. Listen, guys,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: where's my freaking orange? At this point, I really like
• 35:22
  Speaker 2: I've been in this season more than Vicky Gumbleson, but
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: we just haven't seen my face.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: You at least are a glass of orangees at this point.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: If you can't have an orange I'm so excited every
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: time you pop up. I just think it's the funniest thing.
• 35:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, I did, I did win the pole. I mean,
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: I hate to toot my own horn, but there was
• 35:44
  Speaker 2: a pole. Would you rather have Vicky Gumbleson or Teddy
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: mellencamp on. I'm not one to win poles, So when I.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Do, you gotta like flax.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I won it, said me, I don't. I'm like, listen,
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: they don't. You had to see my annoying ass face when.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: That hilarious hilarious? Would you ever do Orange County?
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, I have a house there.
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: I'm a doing Orange County. I think it's actually more
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: your cup of tea, to be honest, because it's more like,
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: you know, they're always like doing outdoor stuff, their own boats,
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: and you ride horses. I feel like all of that's happened.
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: They take themselves a little less seriously, which I would enjoy.
• 36:25
  Speaker 2: But shit, I'd do about anything for money and to
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: be able to talk shit. I love. I mean, I
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: love talking shit. I love making money. So you know,
• 36:35
  Speaker 2: we'll see. But anyhow, Uh. The podcast goes as follows.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Tarmra what what did I do? Teddy Shannon? What did
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: she do. Oh my god, Tamra to who teddy your
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: entire cast Teddy, She loudly yells at me. She's like,
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: you know what, we gotta go. I don't want to
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: hang out with these losers. Later in the episode, they
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: play the full exchange, which is where Tamor says, obviously
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: this was an inside joke. They play it out so
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: it makes it seem like Tamor was calling them losers
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: and it wasn't the joke between Heather, which the congratulations
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: to the editors. They really played out the podcast to
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: seem longer than I think the eleven minutes it actually
• 37:21
  Speaker 2: was that we filmed at Provo Con. But yeah, same
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: thing as I said last week stands true today. We
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: always knew it was her mocking what Heather said, and uh,
• 37:35
  Speaker 2: Heather just played a little Heather. Heather was smart, She
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: just played an antsy bit of the podcast. You gotta listen.
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: I mean, I know it's hard, but you gotta listen
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: to the whole thing if you want to get all
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: the juice exactly speaking from missus Orange Juice herself, you
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: gotta listen to the squeeze. But in this clip of
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: two tease do we think, do we think that Heather
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: really thinks it's a smoking gun for her or do
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: you think this is just another ability for her to deflect.
• 38:10
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I don't know. I mean I think
• 38:13
  Speaker 3: at some point, and I guess we'll see it at
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: the reunion, like we just have to. Like I guess
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: Heather's just gonna have to own that she just said
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: it and just move on. It's not the worst thing
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: that's been said, and you know on Housewives, just own
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: it and it is what it is. I think people
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: will be able to I've been called way worse than
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: a loser and my ears way worse. I think we
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: can get past it. So just own it, girl. You
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: may have just take this one and and move on.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Take the take the w the l and move on,
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: well and move on. Okay, Then we get to the costumes.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: We've got Gina, the Marvelous Miss Gina. She's a ringleader, Travis,
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: Gina's main man, the Lion, Emily, the Queen of Popcorn,
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: Shane Extra Butter. He's wearing a butter t shirt. Tailor
• 39:05
  Speaker 2: Cotton Candy apparently overserved cotton candy.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: Listen tailor. Are we even gonna talk could not like tailor, like,
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: like why people keep serving her drinks?
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: Like she I thought she was gonna look for a
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: suitcase after a minute, No, it was it was I
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: was like, get the reference for Bock's sakes. Cynthia, Oh, wait.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: A minute, A suitcase? A suit Yes.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: During Beverly Hills, she zipped herself into a suitcase one
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: night when she was so drunk.
• 39:49
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen every single episode of all the Housewives,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: but that when I should have seen, she zipped herself
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: into an actual suitcase.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Do your research anyways. Continuing on, I'm Camra the Evil Clown,
• 40:03
  Speaker 2: Eddie Mister Evil Clown, Jin the Cowardly Lion, Ryan the
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: Sexy Lion, Tamer Shannon Madame Vadoor, fortune teller, John John
• 40:13
  Speaker 2: Jansen in a suit, Heather Cirque du Debreu, Eryl Act
• 40:18
  Speaker 2: in a bodysuit, and Terry's security Terry actually kind of
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: made me laugh with the event staff. Taylor and Jen
• 40:25
  Speaker 2: tell Gina about Heather coming to their room in Mexico
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: and never coming back, saying she was coming back after
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: getting her suit. Jen says that Heather used them in
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: Mexico because she had nobody else. Taylor says, I've got
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: a news blash for you, Heather Dubrow. My friends are
• 40:41
  Speaker 2: fucking wealthy. My friends live in Beverly Hills. Was Heather
• 40:48
  Speaker 2: being deliberately rude by not going back or do you
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: empathize with her being so tired you pass out in bed? Also,
• 40:56
  Speaker 2: have you ever actually fallen asleep on camera?
• 41:01
  Speaker 3: Yes? Absolutely? And here's the thing. First of all, you
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: know they were shooting all day right, Heather was getting
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: her like just getting like her butt worn out the
• 41:11
  Speaker 3: whole day long. They were on her. Okay, So who like,
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: it's late, you've been out with a bunch of women
• 41:19
  Speaker 3: who can't stand you. You have yourself a nice hot
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: bowl of chicken noodle soup. Now you know, damn well,
• 41:26
  Speaker 3: if you have it's late at night, what is chicken
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: noodle soup going to do to you? It's going to
• 41:30
  Speaker 3: make you want to lay your ass dap and go
• 41:32
  Speaker 3: to sleep my bowl soup. Of course, I would have
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: probably done the same thing, like I would have tried
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: to stumble to the ladies and be like, hey, you
• 41:41
  Speaker 3: know what, I'm just gonna call it you guys, I'm
• 41:44
  Speaker 3: tired of whatever. But I could totally see how she
• 41:46
  Speaker 3: ate her soup and went to sleep.
• 41:49
  Speaker 2: I can totally see that too. However, knowing that Heather
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: is probably a type A lady like myself, there ain't
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: no way in hell unless I am black out, freaking
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: drunk out of my gorge, which I don't believe she is,
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: that I didn't pick up my phone, put it into
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: the charging station, untouck my bed, and lay my body
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: in a flat position. I don't just fall asleep like
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: this with an entire camera crew in my room unless
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I am hammered so not being able to send a
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: text message, got really tired going to bed seems a
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: little fish.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: Okay, you're right about that, titty, because I have to say,
• 42:47
  Speaker 3: either Heather there's not a big drinker, or she handles
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: her alcohol very very well, because I've never seen her
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: just out of like, I've never seen her drunk. I've
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: never seen him tailor that's for sure. She seems to
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: be very much in control of herself at all time. Yes,
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: so I do feel like, going back to what you said,
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: that she would have actually even after a suit like
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: got herself together pjs like they had a land in
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: her clothes, like I feel like she would ever and
• 43:16
  Speaker 3: whole world. Would Heather and de Bro just fall asleep
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: like that on a bed like that? Like that's crazy?
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: So all right, I'll give you that one. Maybe, Yeah,
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: it is a little suspicious.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: They don't call me Teddy Walters for nothing. Then you know,
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: Taylor is so unintentionally hilarious this entire episode. But maybe
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: she should have just sat there and eaten her ice cream?
• 43:40
  Speaker 2: Could you eat the whole top of an ice cream
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: like that? Like?
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: She just why she has a very She's able to
• 43:47
  Speaker 3: open her mouth very, very wide. That's what I've learned
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: about her because I've seen numerous clips of her like
• 43:53
  Speaker 3: putting large objects into her mouth and why like.
• 43:58
  Speaker 2: She should start in only fans for mouth play.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: She's totally missing her market. She could completely become rich
• 44:06
  Speaker 3: just eating things, really big things, and showing that she
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: can actually eat them, like in one bite. Like she
• 44:12
  Speaker 3: would have messed up. She would have totally fucked up
• 44:14
  Speaker 3: that salad that.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: She would never there wouldn't have been one piece in
• 44:19
  Speaker 2: the mole of poking out. She would have I'm with
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: the whole thing. Oh my gosh. Okay, Then we get
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: to Heather tells Emily that Tamra undermines Emily's career, constantly
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: saying she's a party planner, not a lawyer. Emily confronts
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: Tamar about this, Tamra says it's not true. In storms
• 44:39
  Speaker 2: out to Heather, Heather says to Tama, let's play your
• 44:42
  Speaker 2: podcast where you say we're all losers. Tamra says I
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: was mocking you. Heather says you were laboring under the
• 44:48
  Speaker 2: misconception that I give a shit Tarmamra says, I don't
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: give a shit about you either. Goodbye, bitch in this case,
• 44:55
  Speaker 2: is this a case of two alphas playing a game
• 44:57
  Speaker 2: of tug of war to be top dog on this show?
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: Out? I just love that, Heather says, you're laboring under
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: the misconception that I give a ship like her reads
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: so rich only a rich white lady can read you
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: like that. You are laboring under the misconception that I
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: actually give a shit.
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: What like and the chair was showing her roots with
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: some minds say, being from Indiana, Fuck you bitch.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: Labor on that bitch? Okay, okay, like.
• 45:33
  Speaker 2: Siri, what does labor mean? Siri? What is misconception?
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: I will give her one thing even when she's angry,
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: and she's so classy and she's like you know her
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: vernacular her like she just will give you one good,
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: old nasty very like you walk away, literally walking away
• 45:53
  Speaker 3: and after Google. So I'm be like, now, what did
• 45:54
  Speaker 3: that bitch call me? Like? What was it?
• 45:57
  Speaker 2: Well, I can say this came to this party and
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: a skin tight bodysuit, went head to head with almost
• 46:05
  Speaker 2: every housewife and went home and slept on a pile
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: of money. So that's reading housewife.
• 46:12
  Speaker 3: There, there you go, and let's not leave out. She
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: looked damn good in that catsuit. I was like in
• 46:18
  Speaker 3: her body. She literally walked in there like a freaking
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: supermodel with a Hulu. I was like, what is going on?
• 46:24
  Speaker 2: Well, good, good, You're gonna die. So every year ed
• 46:29
  Speaker 2: when I get invited this Halloween party where it's fire
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: and ice, and every year I planned this really great
• 46:35
  Speaker 2: costume for myself and then I never planned for Edwin.
• 46:38
  Speaker 2: So last minute, like two years ago, I like went
• 46:41
  Speaker 2: online to find an ice costume and that body suit
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: for men arrived the same one.
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: Stop. I don't believe you, you're lying.
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: He didn't wear it clearly, but he zipped. It's like
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: twenty two dollars from Amazon. He zipped it to wear
• 47:04
  Speaker 2: for a coat over it, and it was like ice
• 47:06
  Speaker 2: and he's like, Jenny, you gotta be evacuddy.
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: Me I not't wharingh my god, I love that.
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: So I know where you got that costume. Then we
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: get to my favorite parts, the cards at the end.
• 47:26
  Speaker 2: Updates on the women since filming ended. Jen won a
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: Bacca Rock bet and was able to pay her divorce
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: attorney retainer. She is now deciding when to move in
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: with Ryan. Shannon is alone now that her twins are
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: off to college. Shortly after filming ended, Shannon and John
• 47:44
  Speaker 2: broke up, or did they? Shannon denies all the rumors.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Gina and Travis are officially licensed real estate agents. They
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: also expanded their family bay one a dog named Meatball.
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: Emily's daughter Annabelle's modeling career is taken off. She hopes
• 47:59
  Speaker 2: annabel is a child star so Emily can retire. Heather
• 48:03
  Speaker 2: and Terry are looking for the next OC dream house
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: with the help of their new agent, the newly licensed
• 48:08
  Speaker 2: son Nicki, who was being mentored by Josh Altman. Tam
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: has gotten closer with Jen, Emily, and Shannon, while her
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: ducks are in a row with her friends. She thinks
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: Heather can go f one, you know how tam always
• 48:22
  Speaker 2: says fucking go fuck it. So I feel like they
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: got a lot of work to do at the reunion,
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: a lot.
• 48:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think they kind of left us hanging in
• 48:37
  Speaker 3: a lot of ways, like there's so much unresolved stuff. Yeah,
• 48:42
  Speaker 3: I feel like I needed a couple more episodes personally,
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: just for them to earn some more shit out.
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: But me too. But I guess that's this is the
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: way the cookie crumbles. I think that they'll I think
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: they'll get through a lot at the reunion because of it.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: And I'm wondering. I think the reunion starts next week,
• 48:59
  Speaker 2: so we don't even have a big gap for it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: So what are your seating predictions based on the show?
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: What do you think is going to be sitting beside Andy?
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: So on one side it is Andy, Tamera's first seat, Shannon,
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: and then Emily okay, and then on the other side
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: the other Alpha Heather mm hmm, then Gina and then
• 49:30
  Speaker 2: and then Taylor comes and pops the squad. I think
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: on I think on Tamra's side, so I know they're
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: you know, and all their outfits. It's like, I think
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: it's summer summer party theme, so it's all like bright
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: colors and they all look really beautiful.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: And yeah, I wish they would have done the circus.
• 49:53
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I know it was so good. But
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: the part that I was confused about just in closed.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: In regards to the costumes. Gina went with Jen shopping
• 50:03
  Speaker 2: for her costumes, so she knew Jen was going to
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: be a lion. Why did she also have her boyfriend
• 50:08
  Speaker 2: being the lion?
• 50:09
  Speaker 3: No I did. I was like, why do we have
• 50:11
  Speaker 3: two lines? That's true?
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like that was that was but maybe that was
• 50:15
  Speaker 2: just an easy one to purchase, Like.
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: When I might bet that they labeled Jen's cowardly lion.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: I know, but she's feel hope she's going to grow
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: a pair. I feel like I feel like during this
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: off time, she's going to grow a pair.
• 50:29
  Speaker 3: Well, there's nothing like first season. First season, you just
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: kind of get your butt ripped kind of. Yeah.
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: First season, everyone likes you because you're just what did
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: Erica call me a fawn in the woods?
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah that was me, that was in her headlights. I
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: didn't know what was happening. Ever, Yeah, second season, baby,
• 50:48
  Speaker 3: came back.
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: That was ready. Yeah, second season. I think the line
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: was quite pretending you're a fawn in the woods.
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: Exactly, so we'll see I would actually be interested to
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: see Jen come like another season. I feel like she
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: has a lot.
• 51:02
  Speaker 2: I think she needs to.
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: I think she has a lot to say, since she
• 51:05
  Speaker 3: didn't say much the.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: Season, so we have a lot to get through, a
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: lot to break down, and then I guess we've got
• 51:12
  Speaker 2: a lot to see when it comes to Shannon, Like
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: I'm seeing reports now that she is checking into rehab,
• 51:19
  Speaker 2: and I hope that she's safe and feeling good and
• 51:22
  Speaker 2: feeling supported and you know, figuring things out for herself.
• 51:25
  Speaker 2: Because ultimately, even though we do talk a lot of
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: shit on the show, we want people to feel safe
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: and happy and love all these ladies.
• 51:33
  Speaker 3: They have definitely entertained me. This is my first time.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: Thanks to you guys, I commit it to Orange County
• 51:39
  Speaker 3: and I'm invested. I feel like I know these ladies.
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: I feel like when I see them gonna be like,
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: oh my god, Gina has won me over, Like now,
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: love me some Gina. At the beginning, I was like
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: she was.
• 51:52
  Speaker 2: Rough going at the beginning, but she's pulled it around.
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why.
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: Do you ever? My saying is completely accurate. You're all
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: as good as last week's episode. Stand by it.
• 52:04
  Speaker 3: True words have never been spoken.
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Well, I love you, Cynthia. I will
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: see you next week.