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Speaker 1: And we're back into another episode of Stimulator. Stimulator back
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Speaker 1: for another week. You know what we do around it.
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Speaker 1: We don't waste any time, no time at all. There's
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Speaker 1: one thing we got to say, Jake, what's that? Just
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Speaker 1: a quick little thank you, thank you. Spotify is letting
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Speaker 1: us use their studio. There are there crem de la creme,
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Speaker 1: as Travis said, crem de la creme. This is fancy. Yeah, guys,
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Speaker 1: you should see the freaking tech in this. So if
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Speaker 1: you're on the audio, go check the video out. I
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Speaker 1: would recommend it. It's also looking very like sophisticated, maybe
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Speaker 1: a little more sophisticated. We've got a fern in the
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Speaker 1: middle of it. We must be some facts today. We
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Speaker 1: are starting with subtle signs you give when you don't
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Speaker 1: like him. We want to let you know also if
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Speaker 1: we pick up on that, I feel like they're going
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Speaker 1: to be blunt. Some of them are quite intricate, and
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Speaker 1: I was like, wait, that makes so much sense now, yeah,
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Speaker 1: thinking about it, Yeah, yeah, So subtle signs you give
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Speaker 1: when you don't like him, ask to split the bill.
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Speaker 1: That's a I don't know actually, because first dates it's
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Speaker 1: a bit of I think it's a little bit of
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Speaker 1: a green flag. But if they say, if I was
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Speaker 1: to be like no, no, no, let me and then
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Speaker 1: they let me pay for it, I wouldn't pick up
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Speaker 1: on that at all. I don't think i'd pick up
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Speaker 1: on it. I don't think i'd pick up on it.
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Speaker 1: I'd just be like, well, what a nice But to
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Speaker 1: be fair, but independent of the girl's perspective, she's like, no,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to go on a second one, so
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Speaker 1: I'm going to split it. So I don't know him
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Speaker 1: anything true. I don't want to feel like I need
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Speaker 1: to give him at It's too intricate, and I would
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Speaker 1: not pick up on that at all. Just be honest
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Speaker 1: and be like, no, no, this wasn't good. Let's not
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Speaker 1: do this again. Shit, Okay. This one's also kind of
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Speaker 1: I don't know if I get this. So subtle signs
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Speaker 1: you give when you don't like him quote all right,
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Speaker 1: this is when he's bought you a drink or something
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Speaker 1: like done something nice. You say you shouldn't have oh,
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Speaker 1: not picking up on that at all. I feel like
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Speaker 1: I would think of that as like a thank you.
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Speaker 1: That's playful. Yeah you should. You shouldn't see. I wouldn't
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Speaker 1: get that at all. I think the right thing to
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Speaker 1: do is not take the drink, Like, no, you drink it, like,
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Speaker 1: just be blunt. Girls are too nice nice. Yeah they
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Speaker 1: are too nice, but way way too nice. Okay, you
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Speaker 1: shouldn't be this big. I'm just all I'm saying. Oh, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I know subtle signs you give when you don't like him.
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Speaker 1: You keep calling him bro. That would actually I would
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Speaker 1: get that. That hurts mine. I would get that straight away,
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Speaker 1: so would I. Bro, man, you're such a good friend,
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Speaker 1: champ friend, You're like a brother to me. You can't
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Speaker 1: hear that, ey bro. I feel like the reason it
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Speaker 1: would hurt to is because girls don't say bro, and
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Speaker 1: you pick up as soon as they do, they're like,
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Speaker 1: oh stop it, bro, Like, yeah, you don't okay this one.
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Speaker 1: I actually think I would get to Okay, sometal signs
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Speaker 1: are given you don't like him. When snapchatting, I will
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Speaker 1: send him bad photos. Oh like I don't set up
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Speaker 1: the angle. I don't look bad. Yeah, I don't think
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Speaker 1: i'd pick up on that. I'd be like, oh, she's comfortable.
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Speaker 1: We skipped a few steps, she even care, she's confident.
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Speaker 1: I think we're finding out that either the guys are
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Speaker 1: really thick and wouldn't pick up on anything, or these
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Speaker 1: are too intricate. Either that or guys just like don't
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Speaker 1: want to pick up on it. Yeah, just like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: what it is? These guys are thick, but we think
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Speaker 1: we're smart because they're like, she would never think that deep,
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Speaker 1: she would never think that deep. But they do think
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Speaker 1: that she likes me. That's all I'm thinking, she replied.
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Speaker 1: Several signs you give when you don't like him. Delete
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Speaker 1: the chat without opening it so it stays on delivered.
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Speaker 1: Is that a thing? I hope not. Is that a thing?
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Speaker 1: So if you've ever been left on delivered out there,
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Speaker 1: that's what's happened. I didn't know that was a thing.
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Speaker 1: That's a new fear for everyone, guys and girls. That's
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Speaker 1: a new fear for everyone. That's also power players. The
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Speaker 1: girl though, something might use in the future. You're toxic A.
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Speaker 1: I didn't know that though, did I. That's wild. He
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Speaker 1: just left them delivered. That's like, I tell you what
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Speaker 1: I did recently as I turned my red receipts off
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Speaker 1: on text message. Yeah, I noticed, Yeah, I noticed that.
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Speaker 1: Can you at least turn them on for me. Can
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Speaker 1: you do that individually? I'm pretty sure you can individual
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Speaker 1: do it for you. Yeah, just because when like business happens,
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Speaker 1: I don't want to like read it and then reply
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Speaker 1: straight away. I need to read it and time the
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Speaker 1: process and see. This is the thing though, was like,
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Speaker 1: I have my RED receipts on. Yeah, I know, and
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Speaker 1: if you send me something that needs a reply, I
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Speaker 1: will look at it. I could leave it for an
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Speaker 1: hour and reply and I don't care. Yeah, just leave
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Speaker 1: me on RED. I need. I know you've led me on.
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Speaker 1: I know you've done it anyway. Yeah, Jesus, subtle signs
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Speaker 1: you give when you don't like him, And I think
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Speaker 1: that if he is noticing this, then you have let
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Speaker 1: it go too far. I don't shave. Oh, I think
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Speaker 1: you've let it go a bit too far. I'm going
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Speaker 1: with like she's comfortable around me once again, though, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking like, oh, she already thinks I like her,
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Speaker 1: so she's like she's a bit of armpit. How do
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Speaker 1: you feel better? I can, I can go legs in it.
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Speaker 1: I don't care about like, I don't know. There's something
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Speaker 1: we've talked about this before. There's something weird about armpits.
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Speaker 1: I wish I could say, like, I don't care, I
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Speaker 1: might start shaving mine your umpits. Go for it. Why
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Speaker 1: not sweat aerodynamic for swimming? You must stink less, big swimmers,
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Speaker 1: you do stink. Subtle signs you give when you don't
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Speaker 1: like him react with her thumbs up, that's easy. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that's pick up on that. I'd probably delete the chat. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I probably delete the chat block. I'll just cry. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I need to. I just need to delete the receipts
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Speaker 1: of this ever happened, this exchange, This exchange doesn't exist
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Speaker 1: even like, yeah, mojis tell like such a different story.
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Speaker 1: Hey they do, Actually, why do they have such power.
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Speaker 1: I've never sent like a little, a little message to
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Speaker 1: a girl with XX, you know, trying to like get it,
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Speaker 1: you know, trying to tell her you like, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: you're trying to show you pretty. You want an EXO
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Speaker 1: back or something, You're a little x back, little XO back,
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Speaker 1: and they send back a smiley face. Yeah, I reckon.
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Speaker 1: Just instead, just don't send anything. I reckon. Instead, just
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Speaker 1: stab me in the heart exactly. Just delete the chat,
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Speaker 1: leave me on delivered smiling face. At least I think
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Speaker 1: you haven't seen it. I know that's happening to you. Yeah, school,
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Speaker 1: it did for some reason. The old school knew the
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Speaker 1: next day. And this girl I had a crush on
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Speaker 1: this girl, she's like this Jake I saw thought he
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Speaker 1: had a chance. Like, what did you do? Screenshot it
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Speaker 1: and post it on Instagram and block me? How does
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Speaker 1: everyone know what was back in the day? You remember kick?
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Speaker 1: I do remember kicking. I remember the foot when this happened.
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Speaker 1: I remember the first person I saw at school the
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Speaker 1: next day didn't even say hello to me. The first
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Speaker 1: thing they said was you got friend zone, And I
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Speaker 1: was like, how did you know? You do? You do?
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Speaker 1: Give friend zone by I do not do? Not all
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Speaker 1: right sort of things you do? And you don't like
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Speaker 1: him A pat on the back when we greet, when
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Speaker 1: we hug, Oh, I'm not picking up on that. You
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Speaker 1: don't reckon. I'm already too uncomfortable when I pat on
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Speaker 1: the back like a he go Jim, I think I'd
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Speaker 1: pick up on that. I don't. I don't think I would.
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Speaker 1: I'm too uncomfortable, like hugging a girl for the first time,
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Speaker 1: so I'm not about side hug. Maybe a side hide,
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Speaker 1: but also like to be fair, if I'm on a
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Speaker 1: date and I get a pat on the back of
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Speaker 1: back of all this didn't go yeah, yeah, good boy.
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking in my head like I'm about to kiss it,
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Speaker 1: and she goes pats me on the back, and I'm like,
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Speaker 1: damn it. Usually you'll go hug first, and then if
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Speaker 1: you can feel the hug with a little squeeze, oh
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Speaker 1: you're right. Yeah, you're at the end of the day, right,
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Speaker 1: You go for a hug like had a great time,
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Speaker 1: and when you do it, you can like tell her
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Speaker 1: she's like really nestling her head into your shoulder a
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Speaker 1: bit of a squeeze. That's when you know. As soon
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Speaker 1: as I come out, I'm grabbing her face and I'm
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Speaker 1: kissing her. But if she just patted you on the back,
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Speaker 1: you'd be like I would my god, I wouldn't even
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Speaker 1: say anything. I'll just turn around. So this is how
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Speaker 1: it is. Yeah, subtle signs you give when you don't
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Speaker 1: like him. You mentioned any other guy, I think I'd
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Speaker 1: be a bit more like challenge accepted type sitch. I
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Speaker 1: think I'm picking up on that day. Really as soon
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Speaker 1: as like on a date or something, they mentioned the
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Speaker 1: X or like another guy. I'm like, oh, I think
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Speaker 1: like the mention of an ex brought up in the
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Speaker 1: right context. I think if it was like something bad
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Speaker 1: and they were like, oh, yeah, Max, she used to
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Speaker 1: do that, I'd be like, okay, cool, like I'm better
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Speaker 1: than him. But if it was like something where she
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Speaker 1: goes like, oh Max, she used to do this, and
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Speaker 1: she's like talking him up, I'd be like, let's just
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Speaker 1: keep that chill. Why are you telling me that? Yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: definitely not subtle signs you give when you don't like him.
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Speaker 1: And I think this is the most intricate and I've
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Speaker 1: never picked up on it before, but it's very interesting.
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Speaker 1: Brag about your self so you make him less interested
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Speaker 1: in you. I was literally about to say, before you
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Speaker 1: finish that sentence, I was about to say, I would
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Speaker 1: just start to dislike her. That's what they want, And
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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, like ralling my brain right now. There's definitely
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Speaker 1: been periods of time where girls have been bragging. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: this girl's a bit cocky. Yeah, you're like, I don't
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Speaker 1: actually like and then maybe in the back of the
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Speaker 1: head they're like, I hope this guy gets what I'm
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Speaker 1: putting down and doesn't like me anymore. The fuck that's
9:28
Speaker 1: are you serious? Hey, the girllypops know what they're doing
9:31
Speaker 1: way way, way, way way higher up than us in
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Speaker 1: the I level. But now we know, and we just helped.
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Speaker 1: We just helped all the dudes out out there, which
9:41
Speaker 1: is not usually what we're about. We usually about helping
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Speaker 1: out the ladies them. We won't get back to the
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Speaker 1: population anyway. Alright, in next start we're doing, we're coming
9:55
Speaker 1: back to this. Actually we've done this once before. Jake
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Speaker 1: came up with this, all right, and it's things girls
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Speaker 1: do that I think are unreasonable but somehow makes me
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Speaker 1: love them more. It's a dangerous game, but you need
10:09
Speaker 1: to give us time to explain each one. You gotta
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Speaker 1: kick us off on this one. You came up with.
10:15
Speaker 1: This one's gonna be controversial. Okay, don't go too dangerous. Okay, no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: no no. I have a good reason behind this one.
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Speaker 1: Let me let me land. Okay, things girls do that
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Speaker 1: I think are unreasonable, but somehow make me love them more. Okay,
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Speaker 1: fake tan m. The reason being is because so many
10:37
Speaker 1: people will be like, you don't need it, You don't
10:40
Speaker 1: need it, You look better without it, You look better
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Speaker 1: without it. But they're just they want the fake tan.
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Speaker 1: They do the fake tan it for that, I think, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: they do it for themselves, and that is what makes
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Speaker 1: me love them more. I'm happy you land it. Yeah,
10:53
Speaker 1: you know, I told you wait wait wait wait wait,
10:56
Speaker 1: because that's a dangerous one. But I'm saying like, because
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Speaker 1: I obviously understand fake tan, but I also think the
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Speaker 1: process is unreasonable. Like yeah, same, like the sheets, pajamas,
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Speaker 1: like that little spongy thing man, And then they have
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Speaker 1: to scrub it off with like an exfoliating scrub, but
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Speaker 1: they come out looking like they just came out of
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Speaker 1: like a mud pit day. They that makes them feel better,
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Speaker 1: and they do it to make themselves feel better, and
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Speaker 1: I think that's that and that's why I like it.
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Speaker 1: Drag an odd Cops fit. If I fake tan, yes,
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Speaker 1: oh I would love to be tanned man ghosts in
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Speaker 1: the sun. No, it doesn't work like that for me,
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Speaker 1: you know. I'm what you can get some sort of
11:32
Speaker 1: like sure you can get some sort of fake tan
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Speaker 1: that looks real. No you can't. Well that's what girls do,
11:36
Speaker 1: like the just does. There's different levels to it. I
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Speaker 1: think my girlfriend's really good at to making it look natural.
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Speaker 1: It's just when it gets patchy. Yeah, yeah, you notice
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Speaker 1: it well. I think that's when you do it like
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Speaker 1: over and over again. It's like, la, don't wash it
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Speaker 1: off properly. Yeah, I like that one. To be fair.
11:49
Speaker 1: Things girls do that I think are unreasonable but make
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Speaker 1: me love them more. How they always don't want food
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Speaker 1: when you ask, but they will always eat yours. That
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Speaker 1: makes you love them more. Like it's cute, but like
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Speaker 1: at the moment when I'm eating it, I'm like pissed,
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Speaker 1: I'm leaning towards unreasonable. After I'm like a god. This
12:07
Speaker 1: is kind of like a fun game we play because
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Speaker 1: I've never wanted to say I told you so, more
12:12
Speaker 1: because they would say I ordered this because I wanted it,
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Speaker 1: and I offered, yeah, so don't touch mine. I don't
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Speaker 1: get it. Even what about you? Is your girlfriend never
12:21
Speaker 1: gone like you know, I don't want a thing, and
12:24
Speaker 1: before you even know what, she goes, I don't want anything.
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Speaker 1: I'll just have some of yours that she doesn't do that.
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Speaker 1: I was just fun for that if she said that
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Speaker 1: about no, what do you want or you wouldn't even
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Speaker 1: say you would just order an extra serving. I love
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Speaker 1: the cuteness too, because it's normally like one fry or
12:37
Speaker 1: like a bite or a drink of my shape. Tell
12:40
Speaker 1: me you're hungry, Like if you hit the whole thing,
12:41
Speaker 1: I'm pissed. But like it does make me love the more.
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Speaker 1: That's the cuteness level. Fair enough. I can't argue with that. Okay,
12:49
Speaker 1: things girls do that I think we're unreasonable, but somehow
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Speaker 1: it makes me love them more. Is the amount of
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Speaker 1: photos they take. And now the reason it makes me
12:59
Speaker 1: love them more is because they do get some good photos.
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Speaker 1: They get some content. Whenever I go on a trip,
13:07
Speaker 1: I come home and I say to myself, damn, I
13:11
Speaker 1: wish I got some more photos. And in the moment
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Speaker 1: of taking photos, I was like I always said to myself,
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Speaker 1: once enough enough, that's good enough. I don't look at
13:19
Speaker 1: them anyway, but I always wish I had more. Tell
13:21
Speaker 1: you what I did the other day, we went to
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Speaker 1: a Coldplay concert and my girlfriend was videoing heaps of things.
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Speaker 1: They're also very good at, like managing the contrast on
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Speaker 1: what anyway, I was going to start videoing as well,
13:32
Speaker 1: but I was like, wait a second, she's getting all
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Speaker 1: the good content. I'm just gonna ask for the air
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Speaker 1: drop later put it into work. They do it anyway
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Speaker 1: because they want it. They don't trust us to do it. Yeah,
13:43
Speaker 1: they're never going to trust us to get the photos,
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Speaker 1: so you get that. And I was looking at him like,
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Speaker 1: why is mine look so shit and yours look so good?
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Speaker 1: It's weird. Yeah, they could have a worse phone. No, actually,
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Speaker 1: that's a great one. Yeah, my converend has a worse
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Speaker 1: phone at the moment. In the moment I'm taking photos,
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Speaker 1: She's like, take more tech Moore, and I'm like, come on,
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Speaker 1: we have got so many. Yeah, we got to go here,
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Speaker 1: we gotta go get the dinner. And it annoys me
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Speaker 1: when she's like, I just I just don't look good
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Speaker 1: in them, And I'm like, what what do you mean.
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Speaker 1: I've never understood that. I've never understood every single one
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Speaker 1: in our eyes they look like tense. Yeah. Yeah, and
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Speaker 1: they picked the minute little thing like the angles like
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Speaker 1: slightly off so it makes their chin look longer or something.
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Speaker 1: You're like, what, I can't even tell. That's a tactic
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Speaker 1: that I do with Beth. It's funny how boyfriends have
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Speaker 1: to think yeah through the process. But no, she it
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Speaker 1: was her idea. Ah, right, I'll be taking photos with
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Speaker 1: her phone and I'll have my phone with the front
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Speaker 1: facing camera on and I'll be like this, and so
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Speaker 1: she can see my angles, and so she'll tell me
14:37
Speaker 1: to go up or down. That's wild smart. Yeah, it's
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Speaker 1: good as Wow, it works. That's an idea. Hey, things
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Speaker 1: girls do I think are unreasonable but make me love
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Speaker 1: them more. How they always have to be ten minutes
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Speaker 1: earlier than early, ten minutes earlier than early. Yeah, I
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Speaker 1: wish my girlfriend was like really, oh, so I complained
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Speaker 1: about it. Here's my thinking. I'm like, oh, we're going
14:57
Speaker 1: to we can just get there early, and she's like no, no, no,
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Speaker 1: like ten minutes earlier that. And at the time I'm
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Speaker 1: thinking like this is so annoying. But then we get there,
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Speaker 1: I'm all relaxed and like calm. I'm not like fair me.
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Speaker 1: On the other hand, I rock up right at the
15:08
Speaker 1: latest moment possible, and I'm like stressed and like oh this,
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Speaker 1: but she rocks up early. I'm like, well, it's actually
15:13
Speaker 1: kind of nice, but at the moment, like let me chill,
15:14
Speaker 1: let me chill. Nah, I fucking wish girl. I was
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Speaker 1: like that. Things girls do that I think are unreasonable
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Speaker 1: but somehow makes me love them more throwing a birthday
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Speaker 1: party for their dog. Now we might disagree here, and
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Speaker 1: here's my admission of guilt. All right. Beth sent me
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Speaker 1: a video of this like police dog doing like a
15:40
Speaker 1: sniff search, and it didn't know that it was its
15:42
Speaker 1: last ever sniff search and it was like going to retire. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: And so it had this like there was a box
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Speaker 1: on the table whatever it was sniffing it and then
15:50
Speaker 1: they just dropped like hundreds of tennis balls and this
15:53
Speaker 1: dog went fucking ballistic. And she was like, we have
15:56
Speaker 1: to do this for Henry. And instantly I was like,
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Speaker 1: best idea ever on his birthday, her dog on his
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Speaker 1: first birthday, for Henry dropping I want to drop one
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Speaker 1: hundred tennis balls from the ceiling for him, because nothing
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Speaker 1: makes me happier than seeing him happy. I'm telling you
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Speaker 1: right now, when you get your own dog, it's not
16:11
Speaker 1: your dog. It is my dog. It is my dog
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Speaker 1: by default. It is just like buries your dog by default,
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Speaker 1: but he's not really your family dog. But he's not
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Speaker 1: really your dog. But no, no, no, if you guys
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Speaker 1: broke up, you wouldn't get Henry. I can fight for him. No,
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Speaker 1: you couldn't. I could. Beth has complete ownership. That's basically
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Speaker 1: like a child Beth had in a previous relationship. What
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Speaker 1: best would get the kid? She got him when I
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Speaker 1: was with her. Yeah, but it's the same concept like
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Speaker 1: you have. She's going to get the dog if you
16:38
Speaker 1: broke up shared custody no way. Yeah yeah, now said
16:41
Speaker 1: that's toxic. Yeah, but if I when I by the
16:43
Speaker 1: time I get into the girlfriend, I won't do it anymore. Whatever,
16:46
Speaker 1: I'm going to disagree, And I think that's unreasonable. No, no, no,
16:49
Speaker 1: I reckon. All you should do is like buy my
16:50
Speaker 1: treat Nah. Yeah, nah. He needs to know how much
16:53
Speaker 1: does one hundred tennis balls cost? Tennis balls aren't cheap
16:56
Speaker 1: out one hundred bucks dollar a tennis ball. Yeah, that's
16:59
Speaker 1: pretty pricey. Yeah, I'd spend one hundred bucks on. I
17:02
Speaker 1: spent one hundred bucks in a ferminator d shedding brush
17:06
Speaker 1: the other day. Yeah, that's unreasonable in my eyes. That
17:10
Speaker 1: one was to justify you more than fucking girls. Things girls, dude,
17:16
Speaker 1: I think are unreasonable, but make me love them more.
17:19
Speaker 1: How they always call you on FaceTime and then for
17:22
Speaker 1: some reason, as soon as they call you they can't
17:25
Speaker 1: sit still and have to do like a million things
17:27
Speaker 1: and you're like, I thought you called me. She's like
17:30
Speaker 1: calling me, I'm about to go to sleep, and I'm like, yes, sweet,
17:33
Speaker 1: like expecting her to be in bed and she still
17:36
Speaker 1: needs to brush her teeth, yeah, or like do the clothes,
17:39
Speaker 1: like put the clothes away, or she's like we're doing
17:41
Speaker 1: a washing up. But why I love that more is
17:43
Speaker 1: because they do it on purpose, because they want to
17:45
Speaker 1: give us time to talk. Yeah, fair enough, which is
17:48
Speaker 1: like actually like very conscious of like their yapping abilities
17:51
Speaker 1: and our lack of speaking speaking abilities abilities. Things girls
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Speaker 1: do that I think are unreasonable, but somehow make me
17:58
Speaker 1: love them more. Not bringing a hoodie or a jacket
18:03
Speaker 1: on a night out when you know they're gonna need one.
18:07
Speaker 1: There's no better feeling as a man, because as soon
18:11
Speaker 1: as they say they're cold, yeah, well there you go.
18:14
Speaker 1: Yeah I'm a gentleman. There's no better actively and they
18:17
Speaker 1: do it on purpose, I know. And the reason I
18:19
Speaker 1: love it is because they do it on purpose. Yeah.
18:21
Speaker 1: And also they look like really good leaving, so they're
18:24
Speaker 1: all like gas that the gas themselves are true. Yeah yeah, yeah,
18:27
Speaker 1: but that compliments you too, my last one. Things girls
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Speaker 1: do do I think are unreasonable but make me love
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Speaker 1: them more is how they're always down for a sweet treat.
18:38
Speaker 1: So things going through that I think are unreasonable with
18:41
Speaker 1: something made me love them more is when they want
18:43
Speaker 1: to see a sweet tree and I say no. One
18:45
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, so I'm fat. Oh so you hate
18:47
Speaker 1: me for some reason. I'm like, no, I don't, but
18:49
Speaker 1: then I have to have a sweet treat. Yeah, that's
18:51
Speaker 1: Mine's like the same concept is like they're always down,
18:54
Speaker 1: so I'm like, oh, I know, I'm trying to be
18:55
Speaker 1: honest my health kick. But then as soon as I
18:57
Speaker 1: get it, I'm like, thank god, I'm one of those
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Speaker 1: who is to eat in like more than one person
19:02
Speaker 1: when I'm eating badly, so I don't feel guilty. Ah,
19:06
Speaker 1: that doesn't affect me. Yeah, but they're always doubt and
19:08
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, I'm meant to be able to diet,
19:09
Speaker 1: but as soon as I'm eating it as like fuck,
19:11
Speaker 1: I love you. Also, when you're the one to suggest
19:14
Speaker 1: and they say no, how easy it is to convince it,
19:21
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, guys, I got this inspiration for this.
19:28
Speaker 1: I think we've done before. Things to say to piss
19:30
Speaker 1: men off. I think this is I'm going to label
19:34
Speaker 1: this more of this is a thread okay. I actually
19:36
Speaker 1: found on TikTok and it started. It was a photo
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Speaker 1: and it says, what's the meanest and cruelest thing that
19:42
Speaker 1: you've ever said to a man? I'm not asking for
19:45
Speaker 1: a friend, I'm asking for inspiration. I like the confidence.
19:50
Speaker 1: There was like thirty thousand comments okay, and I barely
19:54
Speaker 1: scrolled and I had I've found some good ones. Okay.
19:57
Speaker 1: I'm not going to take that tone of voice from
20:00
Speaker 1: someone who needs high heels to look me in the eyes.
20:03
Speaker 1: Oh what? I never saw him again after that. Yeah, shit,
20:09
Speaker 1: that's wild. If you go on a man's height like
20:13
Speaker 1: there's nothing going at you, you win you yeah? Yah?
20:15
Speaker 1: Yeah okay, or pantas size fair Yeah, those two things,
20:19
Speaker 1: that's worse. They hit different. I think that's why they
20:21
Speaker 1: hit different. He had a lazy eye and was getting
20:25
Speaker 1: sassy with me, so I said, I need you to
20:29
Speaker 1: look at me with both eyes. If you're going to
20:31
Speaker 1: talk to me like that, that's just me. He can't
20:34
Speaker 1: help that. I need you to look I think that's
20:38
Speaker 1: so funny. Both eyes. I think that's so. I think funny.
20:42
Speaker 1: If you know a friend who has a lazy eye,
20:45
Speaker 1: that is so funny. You look at me, You're looking
20:48
Speaker 1: at it like, what are you doing that? I feel
20:49
Speaker 1: like people with actually people like that would never ever
20:51
Speaker 1: get into confrontation ever. They can't hold icontact. No, do
20:56
Speaker 1: you think they're cann have deep convots? I want you
21:00
Speaker 1: to look me in the eye. That's so mean. I
21:02
Speaker 1: cann't say that. No, no, no, no no no. I
21:06
Speaker 1: do weightlifting like this girl does weightlifting. And he said, quote,
21:11
Speaker 1: you're going to look like a man if you train
21:13
Speaker 1: like that. Hate the comment. Hate that. And I said,
21:16
Speaker 1: don't worry. If you train like me, maybe you can too.
21:22
Speaker 1: That's relatable also for like parents commenting on girls who
21:26
Speaker 1: work out at the gym a lot. That is the
21:28
Speaker 1: sickest response. That is the sickest respect. That is such
21:30
Speaker 1: a good response. I hate that too, because like I've
21:33
Speaker 1: been working out for like five years trying to look
21:35
Speaker 1: like the manliest man. It just doesn't work. Fuck me.
21:41
Speaker 1: You can't be disappointing in bed and out of it.
21:44
Speaker 1: You have to pick one that one would crush. It's
21:49
Speaker 1: talking about a guy's like sex life or his sexibility
21:54
Speaker 1: or chatting ability as a man, gentlemanness, you got to
21:58
Speaker 1: pick one, brou which would you pick if you had
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Speaker 1: to pick one? If you had to pick one, you're
22:03
Speaker 1: a douche and you're good in bed, or you're like
22:06
Speaker 1: the most best guy ever, a complete gentleman, but you
22:09
Speaker 1: have the shit disability in bed. Man, I know what
22:12
Speaker 1: I should pick, but I know what I want to pick.
22:17
Speaker 1: I am still a man at the end of the day.
22:20
Speaker 1: I try to be a good guy, but I still
22:22
Speaker 1: am a man at the end of the day. And
22:23
Speaker 1: I know exactly what you're gonna pick. Gentlemen. Fuck gentleman.
22:29
Speaker 1: That's what I would pick too, No, I would. I would.
22:37
Speaker 1: What's weird? Like I swear that the douchey guys, I
22:40
Speaker 1: swear like maybe them being a douche makes it better
22:43
Speaker 1: because of like this better be good. True, he's gonna
22:46
Speaker 1: be good at something to be cocky, Yeah, true. Like
22:49
Speaker 1: maybe Also girls look at a douchey guy and think like, oh,
22:52
Speaker 1: I bet you he thinks he's good in bed, so
22:54
Speaker 1: he's not gonna be and so they have low standards
22:56
Speaker 1: for the sex. And then when it's better, they're like, well,
22:59
Speaker 1: he's good in bed. Douche but good in bed. And
23:01
Speaker 1: then for a nice guy, they're like, oh, he is
23:04
Speaker 1: such a green flag. I bet you he's good in bed.
23:06
Speaker 1: So they have high standards and then he doesn't hit
23:08
Speaker 1: the standards. That makes sense. Set your expectations low, Okay,
23:13
Speaker 1: I'll reader it. So, what's the meanest and cruelest thing
23:15
Speaker 1: you've ever said to a man? I'm not asking for
23:17
Speaker 1: a friend, I'm asking for inspiration. He was twenty six
23:23
Speaker 1: and balding. I was crying through our breakup and mid tears,
23:28
Speaker 1: I laughed and I said to him, at least I
23:31
Speaker 1: won't have a bald man in my wedding pictures. Fuck,
23:36
Speaker 1: he didn't wear It hurts. You know what bro did?
23:40
Speaker 1: He went straight their toad. That was the only inspiration
23:44
Speaker 1: he needed for flights to Tokyo. It's the easy. As
23:48
Speaker 1: soon as a guy's like short, he's got a bit
23:50
Speaker 1: of a receding hairline or something, you're just like, yeah,
23:53
Speaker 1: well you're bored. I feel like you could say it
23:55
Speaker 1: to a man that isn't even bolding. Well, every single
23:58
Speaker 1: every single guy has a bit of a nut for
24:00
Speaker 1: trying to get a little widow's peak. Everyone's all got it.
24:03
Speaker 1: Everyone's got it. But like however big it is, you
24:05
Speaker 1: can claim that someone's receiving it's fucked. He okay, he said,
24:12
Speaker 1: you can read me like a book. I said, honey,
24:15
Speaker 1: you're a pamphlet. NA like that one. That one's good,
24:24
Speaker 1: a child's book. That's better than a pamphlet. Yeah, that
24:27
Speaker 1: was a cold Or would you be addictionary? What would
24:31
Speaker 1: you be? You'd be a business card? Take that in business?
24:36
Speaker 1: I'll take that. Take that. Okay, it's my last one.
24:43
Speaker 1: What's the meanest and cruel thing you've ever said to
24:44
Speaker 1: a man. I'm not asking for a friend, I'm asking
24:46
Speaker 1: for inspiration. Quote. Imagine the conversations we could have if
24:52
Speaker 1: you replied as fast as you finish. Oh fuck, that's
24:56
Speaker 1: too far. I think that's the best one. That's soul
25:00
Speaker 1: shatteryd is a good one. That's what you'd say if
25:03
Speaker 1: a man's taking a long time to reply. Yeah, yeah, Yo,
25:06
Speaker 1: that's a great tip. That's good. That's a great tip. Well, guys,
25:10
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25:12
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25:15
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