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- 0:02Speaker 1: It's due to the graphic nature of this program.
- 0:06Speaker 2: Listen to this question. Is it lies.
- 0:17Speaker 3: The Woody Show?
- 0:23Speaker 2: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
- 0:39Speaker 2: in session. A good morning, everybody. Well it's the beginning
- 0:49Speaker 2: of a brand new week. It is Monday morning. I
- 0:52Speaker 2: know we're all very excited. Of course, it's Monday, October
- 0:55Speaker 2: the sixth. It's menaces birthday month. Yeah, birth birthday month
- 1:01Speaker 2: for Menace. Yeah. Well it's uh, it's very early, very
- 1:04Speaker 2: early in the morning on a Monday morning. It's October
- 1:07Speaker 2: the sixth, twenty twenty five, on morning. That is Greg Gory.
- 1:09Speaker 2: Good morning. We got the birthday month boy, Menace right there.
- 1:13Speaker 2: He did a ton of stuff this weekend. I'm just
- 1:14Speaker 2: sure we'll get to in the in the cheers and jeers.
- 1:16Speaker 2: But again, Menace, you got a narrow it down to
- 1:18Speaker 2: one cheer, one jeer. I know it's gonna be very
- 1:20Speaker 2: difficult based on.
- 1:21Speaker 3: New uh.
- 1:23Speaker 2: Got new rules.
- 1:24Speaker 4: We got one texter that came in a yeah one,
- 1:29Speaker 4: I mean it's.
- 1:29Speaker 2: One of the cheer and you get a cheer in jeer. Sorry. Yeah, anyway,
- 1:33Speaker 2: there is a gena grag. We got sea bath like hey,
- 1:37Speaker 2: we got Sammy Morgan is here. She's our associate producer.
- 1:40Speaker 2: She had a very fun weekend. I know that. Oh yeah,
- 1:42Speaker 2: doing a power slap, went to a power stuff. One
- 1:45Speaker 2: of the things that Menace did is yeah the whole well,
- 1:50Speaker 2: we don't know. Is it a cheer or was it
- 1:52Speaker 2: a year? I guess want to wait and find out.
- 1:54Speaker 2: We don't know. Von our video producer, he is here.
- 1:57Speaker 2: We got to see I spy with my little eye
- 1:59Speaker 2: there Bort and Menji through the glass there in the
- 2:02Speaker 2: Woody Show production department. But you have the phones open
- 2:04Speaker 2: for you at eight seven seven forty four. What you
- 2:07Speaker 2: can hit us up with a text over to two
- 2:09Speaker 2: to nine eight seven. Yeah, I mean, look, I know
- 2:14Speaker 2: it was a very exciting weekend for medical and the
- 2:16Speaker 2: birthday months just in general is very exciting. Yeah. Sure,
- 2:18Speaker 2: But as has been pointed out a number of times
- 2:21Speaker 2: on the text or now, as we've said a number
- 2:23Speaker 2: of times on the show, it's not like we're exactly
- 2:25Speaker 2: I mean, we're just like your regular people. You know,
- 2:28Speaker 2: we're not living super exciting lives, not at all, you
- 2:31Speaker 2: know what I mean, Like we all have cool jobs, but
- 2:33Speaker 2: I got it. You know, it's people, what do they say,
- 2:36Speaker 2: you know what that person puts on their pants one
- 2:38Speaker 2: leg at a time, one leg at a time too.
- 2:41Speaker 2: It's not the most exciting stuff most In fact, here
- 2:44Speaker 2: I'll give you you want to play a little game, yeah, always, Okay,
- 2:47Speaker 2: So I ask everybody all the time to, you know,
- 2:50Speaker 2: give me three things, you know, give me a list
- 2:54Speaker 2: of three things that if I went to you at
- 2:56Speaker 2: any given moment on the show, like something that you
- 2:58Speaker 2: would come to the table talk about. Yeah, all right,
- 3:00Speaker 2: So I'm gonna throw something out there, and then I
- 3:03Speaker 2: want you guys here in the room to guess who's
- 3:05Speaker 2: exciting fun fact. That is all just to show you, like,
- 3:09Speaker 2: you know, we're not living the most exciting lines. Okay, okay,
- 3:11Speaker 2: let's play, uh the first one. This person got very
- 3:17Speaker 2: excited after setting up some new ring cameras. Oh all right,
- 3:25Speaker 2: given the circumstances, given the circumstances, like circumstances. Okay, there
- 3:31Speaker 2: are two people, that's all right? Two people? Yeah, yeah,
- 3:34Speaker 2: I think it's one.
- 3:35Speaker 5: Okay, I'll go with Gina Gina.
- 3:38Speaker 2: Yeah, it would be either or Greg Gina. Yeah, okay,
- 3:44Speaker 2: your guest.
- 3:44Speaker 6: I'm going with Greg.
- 3:46Speaker 2: Greg Okay, yeah, because Greg would get I think a
- 3:48Speaker 2: good bit of self satisfaction, like setting up something technical difficult. Yeah, yeah,
- 3:53Speaker 2: it wouldn't happen. You guys are all wrong. That one's mine.
- 3:56Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Why do you have new ones? Because I
- 3:59Speaker 2: got a couple extra ones. I had a couple of
- 4:01Speaker 2: these uh indoor wireless ones that I like, you have
- 4:04Speaker 2: like ten thousand. There's a bunch on the outside, and
- 4:06Speaker 2: then I had like three on the inside. I added
- 4:09Speaker 2: a few more because there was just a couple of
- 4:11Speaker 2: Are you.
- 4:11Speaker 6: Basically watching people poop at this point?
- 4:13Speaker 2: No? No, no, no, no, no no, they're they're in common areas. Okay,
- 4:17Speaker 2: they're all in the in the common. You know what
- 4:18Speaker 2: I like if I am out of town, I like
- 4:20Speaker 2: being menace ones that drone thing that will do drone
- 4:25Speaker 2: path throughout the throughout the anyway. Yeah, that that was mine.
- 4:29Speaker 2: I figured i'd start self deprecating, will show you that
- 4:31Speaker 2: I'm just as boring as everybody else.
- 4:33Speaker 5: Anything in the news that's drone related is always delayed
- 4:36Speaker 5: by forever. Oh we're gonna have pizza delivered by drone?
- 4:41Speaker 2: Yeah? Please? Who's exciting life detail is this? They said?
- 4:46Speaker 2: I'm sending a table runner back to Amazon because it
- 4:49Speaker 2: was delivered covered in stains, and I have it with
- 4:52Speaker 2: me for proof.
- 4:55Speaker 4: Well, it was a master of Amazon sending a.
- 4:58Speaker 2: Table runner back to Amazon because was delivered covered in stains,
- 5:02Speaker 2: and I have it with me for proof. Who's exciting
- 5:04Speaker 2: life detail is this? I don't know that.
- 5:07Speaker 6: Sounds greg Ish or Sea bass ish, because yeah, you
- 5:11Speaker 6: wouldn't abide.
- 5:11Speaker 2: By that, you wouldn't have silverware do I have?
- 5:15Speaker 6: Do you know what a table runner is?
- 5:17Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 5:17Speaker 4: Yeah, that's insanely a non sea bass Yeah.
- 5:21Speaker 2: I'm not seeing your new place. Uh yeah the last
- 5:24Speaker 2: place he did not have a table.
- 5:25Speaker 4: I didn't have a table. I have an ottoman.
- 5:28Speaker 2: You know, I thought it was really here's something I
- 5:29Speaker 2: thought was like really cool in Sea Baskets place. You
- 5:31Speaker 2: know you can use things for you know, like unintended purpose. Yeah,
- 5:35Speaker 2: he's got like this of those big wheel like, uh yeah,
- 5:41Speaker 2: well I have both things and what you are both correct? Yeah,
- 5:44Speaker 2: it's like a it's like a tool chest. It's a
- 5:46Speaker 2: bad ass tool Yeah. But he used it as an
- 5:48Speaker 2: entertainment center. Hell yeah. So he's got like his TV
- 5:50Speaker 2: on there, but it's got all the drawers and something
- 5:52Speaker 2: you normally, so it's like it's a cool industrial mainly.
- 5:57Speaker 2: Hell yeah, bro, he's got like and it's four hundred
- 6:00Speaker 2: damp pounds. It's super heavy things. I have one in
- 6:04Speaker 2: my garage, but it's for tools. Yeah, it's a good thing.
- 6:06Speaker 2: You don't move them on. Yeah.
- 6:07Speaker 7: Well, oh, by the way, speaking of which, I know
- 6:09Speaker 7: we're interesting life stories, but I'm I'm going to be
- 6:13Speaker 7: moving again this year.
- 6:15Speaker 4: Why Well, because I am not satisfied with the level
- 6:18Speaker 4: of service you receiving.
- 6:20Speaker 2: However, you love to move because I would think he's
- 6:23Speaker 2: on the run from something.
- 6:25Speaker 7: Because of an undisclosed and potentially project that I can't
- 6:28Speaker 7: talk about right now, I can't move very far. So
- 6:32Speaker 7: I'm considering just moving to a different building in my
- 6:34Speaker 7: complex that's not as near to all the like the
- 6:36Speaker 7: noisy hoodlums.
- 6:37Speaker 2: Okay, so you're gonna stay in the same area that
- 6:40Speaker 2: is the same management, same everything.
- 6:43Speaker 7: Literally, Like there's just to a different apartment of buildings
- 6:46Speaker 7: in my complex. I would be moving potentially just across
- 6:49Speaker 7: the hallway, all right, because I'm my window overlooks the
- 6:53Speaker 7: main one of the main entrances, and there's all sorts
- 6:56Speaker 7: of hoodlums.
- 6:56Speaker 4: Like I said, after anyone the loud cars and all this.
- 6:59Speaker 2: Other's nick Yes, all right, well it's not super interesting.
- 7:04Speaker 2: It's not that it's not Yeah, it's not uninteresting, but
- 7:07Speaker 2: it is still like, uh, you know, shaking your hand
- 7:11Speaker 2: at the fist of the clouds kind of.
- 7:13Speaker 7: I would rather move to a location, but I can't
- 7:15Speaker 7: leave by current area for again, for a possible future project.
- 7:18Speaker 2: Undisclosed, possible future project table runner. I'm going Gina, all right,
- 7:22Speaker 2: you think that's Gina? Gina, who's got who's your guest?
- 7:26Speaker 4: I'm going to Greg, Greg Yeah, maybe a Sammy in there, Greg.
- 7:31Speaker 2: Sammy Sea Bass, go Greg, Regina. Well, I gotta pick one.
- 7:35Speaker 4: That's the game, okay, Greg? In that case, I Greg it.
- 7:38Speaker 2: Up, Greg it up. This is Gina's interesting story. Okay,
- 7:45Speaker 2: this was.
- 7:45Speaker 6: Said to me covered in schmutz and stains, and just say,
- 7:50Speaker 6: look at this. Hold on, there's like there's this there's
- 7:53Speaker 6: toothpaste stains.
- 7:55Speaker 2: That is weird. That was brand new and.
- 7:57Speaker 6: It came out of the bag this way.
- 8:00Speaker 2: Wasn't even in the packaging.
- 8:01Speaker 4: In the packaging, it's just so this is like a
- 8:04Speaker 4: light brownish gray with gray streak.
- 8:08Speaker 2: And look, but what what do you need a table
- 8:12Speaker 2: runner for?
- 8:13Speaker 6: In the first place I want to put on my
- 8:15Speaker 6: dining room table.
- 8:17Speaker 2: I know where it goes. I'm saying, what's the what's
- 8:21Speaker 2: a better answer, I'm saying, what does it serve a purpose?
- 8:25Speaker 6: Just ties the table together. But my husband's already complaining
- 8:28Speaker 6: that there are way too many seating areas in our house.
- 8:30Speaker 6: There's like five different choices because I want everyone to
- 8:33Speaker 6: be comfortable.
- 8:34Speaker 2: You know, the three people that live any seating areas.
- 8:37Speaker 6: That doesn't make any sense.
- 8:39Speaker 2: I mean we have the last to see how it
- 8:41Speaker 2: could be a thing.
- 8:42Speaker 6: I don't know. I really like it. I'm in this room.
- 8:47Speaker 6: Go sit in this room.
- 8:48Speaker 2: I'll give you one more from our list of super exciting.
- 8:55Speaker 2: It's like there's a trend here.
- 8:56Speaker 4: He's delivering, all right.
- 8:58Speaker 2: Uh. Next up, this person said, are all dentists the same?
- 9:06Speaker 2: Because my current dentist is no longer does no longer
- 9:09Speaker 2: take my current dentist no longer takes our new insurance.
- 9:15Speaker 6: It's really fascinating.
- 9:16Speaker 7: Yeah, I've changed dentists three or four times for different reasons.
- 9:19Speaker 2: I mean, there are good dentists and bad dentists, Like
- 9:21Speaker 2: there's good contractors and bad contractors. Dentists they all work
- 9:26Speaker 2: on teeth, but some are statis all right, So who's
- 9:31Speaker 2: super interesting contribution is this way?
- 9:34Speaker 4: I think it has to do since it has to
- 9:35Speaker 4: do with the impossibilities of our insurance. That's that's a
- 9:37Speaker 4: Greg territory.
- 9:38Speaker 2: It screams Greg, Greg. Well, I mean you complain about
- 9:41Speaker 2: the the insurance. I mean that makes.
- 9:46Speaker 4: I want to write that down and get it to you. Okay,
- 9:51Speaker 4: I feel like we go ahead.
- 9:53Speaker 2: Who's you got? Who's got your guests?
- 9:55Speaker 6: I don't think this is you. I'm going I'm sweeping
- 9:58Speaker 6: for Greg this time.
- 10:00Speaker 2: This one is Greg Gorg.
- 10:01Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 10:03Speaker 5: I like to use the three things as my questions
- 10:05Speaker 5: for you guys, because I was considering changing dentists, and
- 10:11Speaker 5: I do like my dentists.
- 10:12Speaker 2: But how often do you go twice a year? Year?
- 10:14Speaker 5: So are they aren't they all kind of the same?
- 10:16Speaker 5: So cleanings, who really cares?
- 10:18Speaker 2: If you need actual work, you want to make sure
- 10:20Speaker 2: you go to somebody. I mean the cleanings are cleanings,
- 10:23Speaker 2: just the regular routine stuff is Yeah, like they still
- 10:27Speaker 2: want to find a good dentist because there at some
- 10:28Speaker 2: point you will need some something. Yes, I'll imagine at
- 10:32Speaker 2: some point, you know, you'll have a cavity or you'll
- 10:34Speaker 2: have that or did you ask Greg?
- 10:37Speaker 7: I'll give you the reasons why I've switched a couple
- 10:39Speaker 7: of dentists now dumped dentists. I should say one his
- 10:41Speaker 7: office stay Core was just way too shabby, Like there.
- 10:43Speaker 2: Was no signs.
- 10:45Speaker 7: That's the reflection of quality, right, there were signs and
- 10:48Speaker 7: stuff that were up that were like had too many
- 10:50Speaker 7: exclamation points. Another guy, another one because I was trying
- 10:55Speaker 7: a few out. And then another one had male hygienis
- 10:57Speaker 7: so that's a noah. And one who said it wasn't
- 11:01Speaker 7: a fun gay one he just like it was a
- 11:02Speaker 7: brok absolutely, but you like bros not doing that.
- 11:07Speaker 2: I don't know. Everybody has their place, never had all
- 11:11Speaker 2: exactly one was breaks, all right.
- 11:15Speaker 8: You want one more?
- 11:15Speaker 2: Yeah? One more? All right? Uh? All right? This this
- 11:22Speaker 2: person went to a shoe store and overheard two women
- 11:26Speaker 2: talking about going to Alaska.
- 11:31Speaker 4: This better be a topic of conversation. I'm not aware of.
- 11:36Speaker 5: Shoes, right, I guess it's menace because the shoes shoes,
- 11:41Speaker 5: all right, menace?
- 11:43Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it has to be. It has to be bad. Okay, fine,
- 11:48Speaker 2: good good one menace yeah yeah, yeah, so old that
- 11:57Speaker 2: because that was just the follow up.
- 11:59Speaker 4: That was just a follow up, like right after we
- 12:01Speaker 4: did our cruise. That was like literally the day after.
- 12:05Speaker 4: But the story is that because so somebody else went
- 12:08Speaker 4: to Alaska. Besides no, I was saying, like, oh dude,
- 12:11Speaker 4: it was coincidentally we just got back from Alaska.
- 12:14Speaker 2: These uh, these people.
- 12:15Speaker 4: Were buying shoes so they could go to Alaska during yeah,
- 12:20Speaker 4: far on their trip to Alaska. So then I started
- 12:22Speaker 4: breaking down because they happened to be going on the
- 12:24Speaker 4: same exact cruise.
- 12:25Speaker 2: Oh my god, and they really did you How excited
- 12:28Speaker 2: did you give call the I gave him on the
- 12:31Speaker 2: crab bucket.
- 12:32Speaker 4: Yeah, then, Tracy crab back. I know you're trying to
- 12:35Speaker 4: break down mine, but like you have a cherry pick.
- 12:38Speaker 9: We just everybody everybody had, except for when you say
- 12:43Speaker 9: we don't live exciting lives or like doing exciting things
- 12:46Speaker 9: like okay, I have the most exciting lives.
- 12:49Speaker 2: That wasn't what I'm not saying. I don't know what
- 12:51Speaker 2: this is about. Okay, it was boring. Yeah, you know
- 12:58Speaker 2: point Tomorrow's three things went skydiving? Do it? I chopped
- 13:06Speaker 2: my left tesco off. Oh yeah, wait, till about that
- 13:10Speaker 2: chicken breast against the grain guys. Oh yeah, not good,
- 13:13Speaker 2: not good. Do you guys do that? Let me know
- 13:16Speaker 2: yesterday eight seven, he text over to two two nine
- 13:21Speaker 2: eight seven. I want the back ge Monday morning. It's
- 13:28Speaker 2: October the sixth. Today is a National plus size Appreciation Day.
- 13:33Speaker 2: You guys appreciate, Yeah, I feel so much more appreciated. Greg.
- 13:37Speaker 2: Day's National orange wine Day.
- 13:40Speaker 6: I've had it. It's disgusting a moment. It had a
- 13:44Speaker 6: moment last Thanksgiving. Everybody was bringing it to parties. It
- 13:48Speaker 6: is not good.
- 13:49Speaker 2: I heard of it. Yeah, kind of sounds good.
- 13:51Speaker 6: It does, but I don't recommend it.
- 13:53Speaker 2: I'll tell you. Is a National Noodle Day, Yeah, yeah,
- 13:57Speaker 2: I love noodles. Get in my mouth, right, noodle? Yeah.
- 14:01Speaker 2: Today is National Coaches Day, World Cerebral Palsy Day. Okay.
- 14:06Speaker 2: It's a National Transfer money to your Daughter Day, all right,
- 14:10Speaker 2: I wonder I wonder what daughter came up with them? Yeah? Really?
- 14:13Speaker 2: And National Badger Day is today. It's a zero inbox day.
- 14:18Speaker 4: That'll never dream.
- 14:20Speaker 2: Everybody open their their personal email and tell me, not
- 14:25Speaker 2: not the work email, and just tell me how many
- 14:27Speaker 2: unread messages you have in there? Yeah? I have one
- 14:31Speaker 2: thousand and sixty three. Serious, my unread work email one
- 14:35Speaker 2: thousand nine.
- 14:40Speaker 4: Unread zero zero unread, and then personal zero unread on
- 14:45Speaker 4: work and then on personal three.
- 14:48Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'll I'll read them. Not that I've not
- 14:51Speaker 2: read these, I'll read them. I'll mark them as unread
- 14:53Speaker 2: and then i'll flag them. That's like as a follow up, Like,
- 14:56Speaker 2: those are the ones I need to follow up. You
- 15:00Speaker 2: know what I've meant to do for years. In fact,
- 15:01Speaker 2: I think i'll do it today. This is also very
- 15:04Speaker 2: very exciting. I'm going to start for the what I've
- 15:07Speaker 2: been wanting to do a follow up folder. I can
- 15:11Speaker 2: just throw it into a follow up folder. I'll check
- 15:13Speaker 2: the follow up folder at the end of the day
- 15:15Speaker 2: to make sure I followed up. God, all right, let's
- 15:20Speaker 2: see how that goes you zero. I can imagine Geena
- 15:25Speaker 2: pribably has tens of thousands.
- 15:27Speaker 6: Well, for work, I only have ten unread.
- 15:29Speaker 2: Okay, whatever, your personal one.
- 15:31Speaker 6: Personal ten fourteen.
- 15:34Speaker 2: Ten thousand.
- 15:36Speaker 6: I've had this address like twenty years.
- 15:38Speaker 2: Okay, so I mean I've had my personal emails.
- 15:41Speaker 6: If you'll just don't make the cut, though, that's crazy.
- 15:44Speaker 2: Ten thousand.
- 15:45Speaker 6: You will make the cut, okay, do you care?
- 15:48Speaker 2: Semester You're like a like a zero and zero zero.
- 15:51Speaker 7: Yeah, finally have fifty visible emails in my personal Oh wow,
- 15:56Speaker 7: those are just ones that I have a lot of
- 15:57Speaker 7: stuff I might get to someday, but they're all opened.
- 16:00Speaker 2: Yeah, we got the birthdays. We got the porno birthday
- 16:02Speaker 2: coming up for you here in just a few minutes, medicina.
- 16:04Speaker 2: Tell us what's happening in the world of entertainment.
- 16:06Speaker 4: Well, sorry you do this to you guys, but we
- 16:08Speaker 4: thought it was all over. You know, Taylor Swift, she
- 16:11Speaker 4: was getting married. And then I know what you did
- 16:13Speaker 4: all weekend long? You started streaming the new album.
- 16:16Speaker 2: No, you know what I wanted to do. I meant
- 16:18Speaker 2: to do it. I just ran out of time because
- 16:19Speaker 2: I was so busy with all this other really exciting stuff.
- 16:22Speaker 2: I uh know what I did is I just watched
- 16:24Speaker 2: all the reaction video. Everybody seems to be going out
- 16:29Speaker 2: of their way to create content about the new Taylor
- 16:32Speaker 2: Swift album, which you gotta figure out. Okay, so I'm
- 16:35Speaker 2: not hitting on Taylor for this, but I mean, how
- 16:38Speaker 2: brilliant You've built something to the point where other people
- 16:41Speaker 2: are creating content on their own for you, advertising, not
- 16:45Speaker 2: as a part of any kind of like contest or
- 16:47Speaker 2: anything like that, all promoting the fact that, hey, reminding
- 16:50Speaker 2: everybody you got this new album. It's all over, it's everywhere,
- 16:55Speaker 2: and not just like doing a video. Oh my god,
- 16:57Speaker 2: you guys know she's got a new album. I mean
- 16:59Speaker 2: like thought out.
- 17:01Speaker 4: I saw videos that, Yeah, they brought professional cameras, record
- 17:07Speaker 4: themselves picking up the vinyl record for the new album. Now,
- 17:10Speaker 4: the only reason I'm bringing it up is because all
- 17:12Speaker 4: the previous albums are pretty much about ex boyfriends. But
- 17:16Speaker 4: she's getting married. So what's the new angle on the
- 17:18Speaker 4: new album? A new angle is talking smack about other chicks,
- 17:23Speaker 4: apparently now dis records allegedly now the allegedly the first
- 17:30Speaker 4: one that started getting a lot of attention was one
- 17:32Speaker 4: song talking about how she was called a boring barbie
- 17:36Speaker 4: while somebody was doing cocaine. So all the investigators are
- 17:40Speaker 4: saying this might be talking about the singer Charlie XCX,
- 17:46Speaker 4: and Charlie XCX and her used to tour together, so
- 17:49Speaker 4: that's trauma. Also another song that might be about Blake Lively,
- 17:53Speaker 4: you know, because ex friend, ex friend. So we'll find out, guys,
- 17:58Speaker 4: find out allegedly, I know, be get all the Tea
- 18:03Speaker 4: open any website again, I can't.
- 18:06Speaker 2: I can't. I want to hate on her so bad,
- 18:08Speaker 2: you know, but I just don't, you know, for other
- 18:10Speaker 2: reasons like the always being a victim thing and like
- 18:13Speaker 2: that that type of thing, but like just in general,
- 18:15Speaker 2: I mean, she's she fine made. People are dumb.
- 18:19Speaker 4: We hate you with the fans all right. Now here's
- 18:21Speaker 4: something I have to acknowledge because I've been tagged in
- 18:23Speaker 4: it a thousand times for multiple days.
- 18:26Speaker 2: Now.
- 18:27Speaker 4: Yes, Lloyd Laughlin is getting a divorce. If you don't
- 18:31Speaker 4: know who she is. On full House, a lot of
- 18:35Speaker 4: people reaching out to me said, hey.
- 18:38Speaker 7: Yeah, now's girls available because she's too hot for what
- 18:42Speaker 7: too hot for prison, and it's talked about really getting
- 18:46Speaker 7: a boner for a celebrity.
- 18:47Speaker 2: That's why I always study.
- 18:49Speaker 4: You're saying that I was getting a boned for her.
- 18:50Speaker 4: I said, she was just too hot to go to jail.
- 18:53Speaker 4: And now, if you don't know, she went to jail
- 18:55Speaker 4: because her and her husband paid somebody to help get
- 18:59Speaker 4: her dog her into college five hundred thousand dollars by
- 19:02Speaker 4: the way, and I got caught up in this whole
- 19:05Speaker 4: college scandal thing. But now after twenty eight years she's
- 19:08Speaker 4: getting a divorce.
- 19:09Speaker 6: And wasn't isn't he Massimo of like the Massimo line
- 19:12Speaker 6: at Target?
- 19:13Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, the diner guy, Yeah, the clothing line. Yeah correct,
- 19:16Speaker 4: she's cashing out her pensions.
- 19:18Speaker 2: Oh yeah, maybe. All right.
- 19:20Speaker 4: Now here's another thing that you won't care about. But
- 19:22Speaker 4: I just I'm going to bring it up. Just hear
- 19:24Speaker 4: me out because I bring it up for a reason.
- 19:27Speaker 4: Real Housewives Miami, right, they just had a reunion, and
- 19:31Speaker 4: a reunion shocker.
- 19:32Speaker 2: Was one of the women. One of the women.
- 19:35Speaker 4: Claims that she slept with another woman on the cast.
- 19:39Speaker 2: Nice, yes, but that one watched. It's denying it.
- 19:43Speaker 4: But the chick says it all went down to the
- 19:46Speaker 4: Hamptons guys and the lady that's denying it. She says,
- 19:52Speaker 4: I never scissored with anybody, and I never just played
- 19:56Speaker 4: the harmonica.
- 19:57Speaker 2: Yeah, and I.
- 19:57Speaker 4: Would never uh and I would never go for your
- 20:03Speaker 4: dirty W.
- 20:04Speaker 2: Now, now I don't know what the W is because
- 20:07Speaker 2: the quote will I would never go for you.
- 20:11Speaker 4: So that's why I want to ask you what is
- 20:14Speaker 4: the W. Maybe that's the shape of the legs. I
- 20:17Speaker 4: would never go for your dirty because they crossed out
- 20:20Speaker 4: the rest.
- 20:21Speaker 2: So I would never go for your dirty, don't it.
- 20:24Speaker 7: Saying you yeah, and again like what he was saying,
- 20:26Speaker 7: saying you haven't scissored. It isn't really much of anything because.
- 20:28Speaker 2: Real lesbians, I mean some of them, do you see it?
- 20:32Speaker 2: Born they bump donuts, but like I don't would be arousing, but.
- 20:38Speaker 6: Yeah, donuts, I've never but now hearing it put like
- 20:44Speaker 6: bump donuts, I'm very interesting.
- 20:46Speaker 2: Fuzz bumping bumping donuts.
- 20:48Speaker 6: I guess I could see how it could work. Not
- 20:50Speaker 6: for very long. Bruise yourself.
- 20:52Speaker 4: Let the internet investigate that one, or just actually watch
- 20:55Speaker 4: the reunion and find out what she's doing that. All right,
- 20:58Speaker 4: here's another thing for Wood. You did you know what
- 21:01Speaker 4: he last week Gray's Anatomy they celebrated there four hundredth
- 21:05Speaker 4: and figure the episode.
- 21:07Speaker 2: You were like fifteen years too late on the Gray's
- 21:11Speaker 2: Anatomy obsession. I haven't watched it in over a decade. Yeah,
- 21:17Speaker 2: I can't believe it's still all thought you would like
- 21:19Speaker 2: at least that fun fact one hundred and fifty episodes. Yeah,
- 21:21Speaker 2: I know a ton I mean, dude, that's way more
- 21:24Speaker 2: Shanda rhymes, right, you think she she created that? And
- 21:29Speaker 2: then at one point man, she had a ton of
- 21:31Speaker 2: shows on. I wonder what her networth is. Look up
- 21:33Speaker 2: Shonda Rhymes net worth. Okay, it's going to billion dollars
- 21:37Speaker 2: because she's like the female version now of like how
- 21:39Speaker 2: Taylor Sheridan like almost it seems like every show goes
- 21:42Speaker 2: back to Taylor Sheridan some way because he rules. Yeah,
- 21:45Speaker 2: like a quarter of a billion two fifty?
- 21:47Speaker 6: Is that all?
- 21:48Speaker 2: Okay? I would expect more. I would expect more. Yeah, bro, bitch,
- 21:55Speaker 2: what a failure.
- 21:56Speaker 4: I just saw you would like that fun fact. I'm
- 21:58Speaker 4: not saying that you currently watch it, but four hundred
- 22:00Speaker 4: and fifty episodes and I used to do and then
- 22:02Speaker 4: I I used to love that show. Yeah, and then
- 22:05Speaker 4: pretty I've.
- 22:07Speaker 2: Got a lot of it.
- 22:08Speaker 5: And what ruins it for me is the music. It's
- 22:11Speaker 5: too lighthearted. They'll be doing this like her the dad
- 22:14Speaker 5: is in the hospital bed dying and in the background.
- 22:20Speaker 6: Have you never seen one frame that so dumb?
- 22:23Speaker 2: That usually means he's gonna live? O? Ye, all right,
- 22:29Speaker 2: time down for your birthdays.
- 22:31Speaker 8: Showy shiver, We're gonna sit.
- 22:36Speaker 2: She was like, it's shivery, and you know we don't
- 22:39Speaker 2: do and uh, let's talk about the celebrity birthdays, Elizabeth
- 22:44Speaker 2: A Shoe Leaving in Las Vegas, The Boys Adventures and
- 22:48Speaker 2: Babysit Adventures in Babysit. She's sixty two years old today.
- 22:53Speaker 2: Former NFL coach to Beer Broll winning coach analyst now
- 22:56Speaker 2: on Sunday Night Football. Tony Dungee He is seventy une.
- 23:00Speaker 2: Jeremy Sisto, actor from Law and Order and Six Feet
- 23:03Speaker 2: Under is fifty one. Bret Gelman from Stranger Things and
- 23:08Speaker 2: Fleabag is forty nine. Lebron James's son, Bronnie James is
- 23:13Speaker 2: twenty one today. Bir and dude speaking of somebody who
- 23:16Speaker 2: have much have much money. He's got thirty nine point
- 23:20Speaker 2: nine million subscribers on YouTube and he's been a YouTube
- 23:24Speaker 2: sensation ever since he was really really little. That's the
- 23:28Speaker 2: Ryans kid.
- 23:30Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he's the w of the worst.
- 23:32Speaker 2: That a kid.
- 23:33Speaker 6: No, he's not just a gid. Have you've seen it?
- 23:35Speaker 2: I'm saying, but he's a kid like you can't blame him.
- 23:38Speaker 2: He's been doing this.
- 23:39Speaker 6: Family of family is the worst.
- 23:43Speaker 2: Oh and then is it has heard about him because
- 23:45Speaker 2: he didn't like a target gave him like his own section.
- 23:48Speaker 8: Kid.
- 23:48Speaker 6: I don't get it. He doesn't have star quality and
- 23:50Speaker 6: his parents way well appairly.
- 23:52Speaker 2: He does thirty nine point nine million subscribers on YouTube,
- 23:55Speaker 2: like what.
- 23:56Speaker 6: He was forced to watch so much more?
- 23:57Speaker 2: Would that be worth menace? Like if you have third
- 24:00Speaker 2: nine point nine million subscribers.
- 24:02Speaker 4: I mean views are technically what you want to be. Look, Yeah,
- 24:05Speaker 4: so he's what do you think he's pulling like high
- 24:08Speaker 4: six figures a month? Yeah?
- 24:10Speaker 2: Probably, Yeah, he's probably in the just off view it's
- 24:12Speaker 2: not even like brand deals. Yeah. Yeah, is his name
- 24:16Speaker 2: Ryan Kaji? Probably? Is that him?
- 24:19Speaker 6: That's him?
- 24:20Speaker 2: What do you think? One hundred million networth? One hundred
- 24:23Speaker 2: million dollars? Dude, Shonda, Ryan's created grays anato of me
- 24:25Speaker 2: and like all these other shows she had to wear
- 24:27Speaker 2: and he's half of that already. Yeah, that's crazy anyway,
- 24:31Speaker 2: that's uh. That kid now is thirteen years old to
- 24:33Speaker 2: your porn of birthday Today is Jinx maze Antay's birthday.
- 24:38Speaker 8: Girl.
- 24:38Speaker 2: She's been poked more than a diabetics finger in five
- 24:41Speaker 2: hundred and ninety five films, including All Holes Are a Go. Hey.
- 24:46Speaker 2: She was in Put Your Junk in My Trunk Volume one.
- 24:49Speaker 2: She was in I can't believe I knocked up two
- 24:51Speaker 2: sluts Volume.
- 24:52Speaker 6: One, must be one of the sluts.
- 24:54Speaker 2: Also anal acrobats volume nine. She was in Office Perverts
- 24:59Speaker 2: volume six and who can forget her? Unforgetable? And holy
- 25:03Speaker 2: ish is that your fist? What are you putting in there?
- 25:08Speaker 6: I didn't realize it till just now.
- 25:09Speaker 2: That is a Jinx Mace who's thirty five years old
- 25:12Speaker 2: today and at Chiporno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And that
- 25:17Speaker 2: is a Monday morning, look at what's happening around the
- 25:18Speaker 2: world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. We're gonna
- 25:22Speaker 2: take a quick break. We got some more Woodies show
- 25:23Speaker 2: for you. Next, hang on the show. Well, let's say
- 25:29Speaker 2: a new week Monday morning. Getting motivated always rough. Yep,
- 25:34Speaker 2: it's tough. Yeah, I mean, do you have like my
- 25:37Speaker 2: thing is, alarm goes off, My feet have to hit
- 25:39Speaker 2: the floor immediately. That's that's the key. Once I stand,
- 25:44Speaker 2: I'm good, Yeah, I got I got good. Once I stand,
- 25:47Speaker 2: Oh no, dude, I got it, like on your feet
- 25:50Speaker 2: and then uh, and then I'm good.
- 25:51Speaker 6: But does the devil on your shoulder ever say just
- 25:54Speaker 6: give it another minute?
- 25:55Speaker 2: Of course, that's that you do it I'm saying that
- 25:57Speaker 2: would be the snooze never once. I will every once
- 26:02Speaker 2: in a while, but yeah, feet got to hit the
- 26:05Speaker 2: floor and then and then I'm up, and then I'm up.
- 26:09Speaker 2: It used to be shower to get up. Now it's
- 26:12Speaker 2: just feet hit the floor. Yeah. People are talking about
- 26:17Speaker 2: these new alarm clocks that Holiday Inn keeps talking about
- 26:22Speaker 2: where it's like a scent based alarm clock. That because
- 26:26Speaker 2: I've heard about the ones that like my my aunt
- 26:30Speaker 2: was for years talking about these ones that natural. It
- 26:33Speaker 2: almost creates like a like a like a fake sunrise
- 26:36Speaker 2: and I was supposed to wake your body up naturally. Well,
- 26:41Speaker 2: I mean that's the idea, so you're not just getting
- 26:43Speaker 2: like kind of a break like jolted out of bed.
- 26:46Speaker 4: Well, if it's Holiday and Express, it might be the
- 26:48Speaker 4: scent of a man s a one.
- 26:52Speaker 2: Make up. Yeah, So if you uh hit up a
- 26:57Speaker 2: holiday Inn or a Holiday and Express, Yeah, like a
- 27:00Speaker 2: lot of them now they're installing them in the in
- 27:03Speaker 2: the hotels as we speak. But it's a it's a
- 27:05Speaker 2: scent based alarm clock that releases a breakfast related smell bacon, coffee,
- 27:11Speaker 2: blueberry muffins.
- 27:13Speaker 6: How fun would you be if you woke up. Nothing here, Yeah,
- 27:16Speaker 6: go downstairs.
- 27:17Speaker 2: Weak. Yeah. So uh they started with rolling these things
- 27:20Speaker 2: out in Australia and then over to New zeal Pie
- 27:24Speaker 2: and then uh they're doing some other countries and uh,
- 27:27Speaker 2: you know, rolling them more out, like as the month
- 27:30Speaker 2: of October goes on, just to see how it works. Yeah.
- 27:32Speaker 7: Unfortunately, hotel alarm clocks are the first thing that gets
- 27:35Speaker 7: unplugged when I'm in most places because I need a
- 27:37Speaker 7: spot for my laptop and you're not using that you
- 27:41Speaker 7: put you put the laptop next to your bed or
- 27:44Speaker 7: well the plug is yeah, though not of it. Actually,
- 27:47Speaker 7: the laptop, assume there's no chicks around, is on the
- 27:49Speaker 7: bed because it's a king sized bed. I don't need
- 27:50Speaker 7: the whole thing, so I'll toss it off on the I'm.
- 27:52Speaker 2: Thinking, like a use a little desk, Harry. I always
- 27:54Speaker 2: take the pen. Yeah, the pen always comes with me.
- 27:57Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I like to take it because clutter, you
- 28:00Speaker 2: wouldn't want. Because my wife always like loses the pens
- 28:03Speaker 2: that I want. So I keep the pens that I
- 28:05Speaker 2: like in one area and then I put like a
- 28:07Speaker 2: drawer where there's a bunch of other random pins that
- 28:09Speaker 2: she can use because like sho'll grab stuff. She never
- 28:12Speaker 2: puts things back in the same place, you know what
- 28:13Speaker 2: I mean? And so yeah, yeah one touch maker Holiday
- 28:21Speaker 2: eight seven seven forty four Wooding text over to two
- 28:24Speaker 2: two nine eight seven. I'd like to get like I
- 28:28Speaker 2: told you, like the smell of coffee that I can't
- 28:30Speaker 2: stand the taste of coffee, but just the smell of coffee,
- 28:32Speaker 2: that would be awesome. That would be the best one.
- 28:34Speaker 2: I would love that smelling. We can have a coffee
- 28:36Speaker 2: pot in here, like brewing hot coffee. If you guys
- 28:39Speaker 2: drink coffee, would save you from going down the break room.
- 28:41Speaker 2: I would just smell it. It would be a benefit
- 28:43Speaker 2: to all of Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a
- 28:47Speaker 2: quick break. More Woody Show. Next, hang on, sit tight
- 28:50Speaker 2: the Woody Show.
- 28:53Speaker 6: This it's The Woody Show, and it's another new.
- 28:57Speaker 2: Hour insensitivity training for politically correct world. It's Monday morning.
- 29:02Speaker 2: It's the brand new week. It's got that new week smell.
- 29:05Speaker 6: Yeah crash.
- 29:08Speaker 2: October the sixth, twenty twenty fun, men's his birthday month.
- 29:12Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, fun. We'll get to some of that here
- 29:15Speaker 2: in a second. I'd just like to introduce everybody. I'm
- 29:17Speaker 2: Woody that's Greg Gory. Good morning. We got Gina grand
- 29:20Speaker 2: good morning, we got Sea Mass, we got Sammy Morgan
- 29:23Speaker 2: is here. Yeah, hold on, there we go. Thanks good Morgain,
- 29:29Speaker 2: good Morgan. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
- 29:32Speaker 2: you can set it's a text over to two to
- 29:34Speaker 2: nine eight seven. I don't know if he checked anything
- 29:37Speaker 2: off his wish list, the Menace Birthday month wish list
- 29:40Speaker 2: over the weekend, but he certainly was busy weekend cheers
- 29:43Speaker 2: and jeers minutes.
- 29:44Speaker 4: We'll start with you a lot of fun jeers is
- 29:47Speaker 4: uh started off the weekend, went to power Slop with Morgan.
- 29:51Speaker 2: But that's a jeer. Oh cheers. I thought I was
- 29:56Speaker 2: gonna build my jeer. Was like I had to hang
- 29:59Speaker 2: out with Morgan. No, sure, got to hang with Morgan.
- 30:01Speaker 4: And uh, there's a power slapper the power slop event
- 30:05Speaker 4: that we went to. There's a slapper that we get behind.
- 30:07Speaker 4: His name is Isaiah and he won, so we were
- 30:10Speaker 4: so excited. Yea, it was cool to see him. And
- 30:12Speaker 4: then uh, like he went and hung out with us
- 30:15Speaker 4: like right after and everyone was like, you know this guy,
- 30:18Speaker 4: you know in.
- 30:18Speaker 2: Front of all these people. So that was cool.
- 30:20Speaker 4: And then The next day, I went to a Joe
- 30:23Speaker 4: Coy show and we did a listener me and greet
- 30:26Speaker 4: and that was that was great, just to hang with
- 30:28Speaker 4: listeners for like an hour and a half after the show.
- 30:31Speaker 2: Yeah, so we hit up Vegas for Power Slap, Pittsburgh
- 30:34Speaker 2: for the Joe Coy show. Yeah, PPG was just everywhere.
- 30:38Speaker 4: Yeah, and then, uh, last night did a listener thing
- 30:41Speaker 4: with Blink one A two, So that was super fun.
- 30:44Speaker 2: I saw Joe had posted a video when you got
- 30:47Speaker 2: to town and what'd you meet him at the mall?
- 30:50Speaker 2: Looks like you were at a mall.
- 30:51Speaker 4: We went to this Uh no, we went to the
- 30:53Speaker 4: shoe store called Social Track. Yeah, in downtown Pittsburgh called
- 30:58Speaker 4: Social Status. It's like this, like I don't know, like
- 31:02Speaker 4: urban street wear, like the collectible kind of shoes.
- 31:05Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's super fun. What is it with comedians
- 31:08Speaker 2: and shoes? Interesting, Like sneakers, the sneaker game and the
- 31:13Speaker 2: comedy world are very connected, very yeah, Like all the
- 31:16Speaker 2: comedians are always like at the like you know, shoe store,
- 31:19Speaker 2: burning money.
- 31:21Speaker 5: I have a weird theory. Maybe it's because a dude
- 31:24Speaker 5: comic wears kind of basic stuff on stage. Shoes are
- 31:27Speaker 5: the only thing that really stand out. Yeah, so maybe
- 31:29Speaker 5: that's why.
- 31:30Speaker 6: Stage the shoes are kind of eye level of the audience.
- 31:33Speaker 4: I forgot what comic, but he has like in his
- 31:35Speaker 4: writer that wherever he goes that they have to have
- 31:38Speaker 4: a new pair of Air Force ones for him.
- 31:41Speaker 6: Kevin Hart, I don't know I heard that.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a lot. Like what's the I'm sorry, I
- 31:50Speaker 2: question back to power Slop real quick. This guy that
- 31:53Speaker 2: you like won What is the prize for that? Do
- 31:55Speaker 2: you do? You know? Is it publicized? Is it like
- 31:58Speaker 2: stupid money? They always say like whatever, the prize is.
- 32:01Speaker 3: Right, yell for someone like him. He won the belt,
- 32:03Speaker 3: so he did get a performance bonus. He got like
- 32:06Speaker 3: ten thousand crypto and then he also gets paid on
- 32:08Speaker 3: top of that.
- 32:09Speaker 2: Pay him and crypto.
- 32:10Speaker 3: No, no, they paid him real money.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Yeah, pay on real money.
- 32:13Speaker 3: But he got a bonus for his I.
- 32:15Speaker 4: Think like online a couple of years ago when they
- 32:18Speaker 4: were starting, they were getting thirty thousands, so it's probably
- 32:20Speaker 4: higher than that. Okay, then it's sponsored by a crypto things,
- 32:24Speaker 4: so they get an extra ten thousand dollars.
- 32:26Speaker 8: Yeah, so he got paid.
- 32:27Speaker 6: I'll get knocked out for that.
- 32:29Speaker 2: Almost not enough, really, yeah.
- 32:31Speaker 4: Get knocked out for thirty but Morgan, you're there.
- 32:34Speaker 2: It's so quick and so fast.
- 32:35Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:36Speaker 4: So if you get slapped for like thirty seconds, Greg
- 32:38Speaker 4: and I paid, let's.
- 32:39Speaker 3: Say for an hour of work.
- 32:41Speaker 2: Yeah, problem. Let's say you give fifty thousand.
- 32:43Speaker 6: Dollars and you probably won't remember it anyway.
- 32:45Speaker 4: You get out.
- 32:46Speaker 2: I don't think fifty.
- 32:48Speaker 4: But Morgan, you can say, like this power slap stuff
- 32:51Speaker 4: is like the funnest. It's just a huge party and
- 32:55Speaker 4: then in the middle is people slaping each other.
- 32:57Speaker 3: And it's super fun to watch. But being there, man,
- 33:00Speaker 3: the energy is crazy.
- 33:01Speaker 2: So a lot of good stuff like that. What's the jeer?
- 33:03Speaker 2: My gear is?
- 33:04Speaker 4: So when I was at PPG and I was with
- 33:07Speaker 4: Joe this a rep from the Penguins came by and said, hey,
- 33:11Speaker 4: do you guys want any gear? And then Joe knows
- 33:13Speaker 4: you're a fan, so he got you some gear as well.
- 33:15Speaker 4: There was some misunderstanding on the bus afterwards that I
- 33:19Speaker 4: forgot your gear, but it's on it's on the way,
- 33:23Speaker 4: it's being mailed.
- 33:25Speaker 2: That was very nice.
- 33:26Speaker 4: I'll be felt bad because by the time I got
- 33:29Speaker 4: back to my hotel, I was like, oh, I forgot
- 33:31Speaker 4: what he stuff on the bus side.
- 33:33Speaker 3: I thought you were going to say you got size
- 33:34Speaker 3: small or something.
- 33:35Speaker 2: Well, I appreciate you.
- 33:38Speaker 4: EVE been thinking, yeah, but you got some good stuff
- 33:41Speaker 4: from the pens on the way.
- 33:42Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I'm imagining your cheer also, probably along the
- 33:45Speaker 2: lines of power slap and that whole experience.
- 33:48Speaker 3: Now, I stayed in the area for UFC the next day,
- 33:50Speaker 3: and my cheer. Man, I'm gonna get all hot and
- 33:53Speaker 3: bothered just talking about it. Alex Perreira he is my
- 33:55Speaker 3: favorite UFC fighter of all time, but he's also the
- 33:58Speaker 3: hottest man in the world. Six for two hundred and
- 34:00Speaker 3: five pounds. The belt is back with him. He won,
- 34:03Speaker 3: so oh man, okay.
- 34:06Speaker 2: I have no words, but she's just interested what's below
- 34:08Speaker 2: the belt. He won the belt, but she just wants
- 34:11Speaker 2: to below the belt.
- 34:12Speaker 3: My heart's racing just thinking about him.
- 34:13Speaker 6: I'm just wow. He looks like he would be the
- 34:16Speaker 6: hottest guy in any prison.
- 34:17Speaker 3: He's the hottest man in the world.
- 34:19Speaker 4: We've been around him a bunch of times, but have
- 34:20Speaker 4: you ever actually spoken to him?
- 34:22Speaker 8: No, I haven't.
- 34:23Speaker 2: What do you think, Greg, I took a look. I
- 34:25Speaker 2: see what she sees in him. Yeah, he's like you
- 34:30Speaker 2: giving him. Oh, it's your thing. But Greg, what are
- 34:34Speaker 2: you giving him? Now that I'm seeing his face more clearly?
- 34:39Speaker 2: What about four? What about the nerves? She just said hottest?
- 34:45Speaker 3: Over hyping him for sure?
- 34:47Speaker 6: No, no, no, no no, it's it's an absolute ten
- 34:50Speaker 6: for Morgan. I see how Morgan would be attracted guy,
- 34:53Speaker 6: Like we see how Sammy loves Glenn Powell. I see
- 34:55Speaker 6: how you love Alex.
- 34:57Speaker 3: He's tall, he's violent, he's yeah, he barely I love
- 35:01Speaker 3: violent guy. I love it took him eighty seconds to
- 35:04Speaker 3: knock the guy out.
- 35:07Speaker 4: What about that other guy bo he's.
- 35:09Speaker 8: A fighting nerd.
- 35:10Speaker 3: Yes, another one of my favorite really st guard. Yeah
- 35:13Speaker 3: with the glasses.
- 35:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that Greg would like that guy.
- 35:16Speaker 3: Look up, c I a O Fighting nerds.
- 35:20Speaker 2: C I A O Fighting fighting nerds.
- 35:22Speaker 3: Yeah, gotch And he also is like six four six
- 35:25Speaker 3: five like Bill this big.
- 35:28Speaker 2: That's not him. That's not the guy we're talking about.
- 35:30Speaker 6: Okay, that is Kyle.
- 35:33Speaker 4: One.
- 35:34Speaker 3: So anyways, Wow, shot out Alex Barro. Yeah, I love you, baby,
- 35:37Speaker 3: and you want me money?
- 35:39Speaker 2: Four?
- 35:40Speaker 3: You bet I share?
- 35:42Speaker 6: He bet on your man's cheer.
- 35:45Speaker 3: Cheer And then my jeers is to the waitress that
- 35:48Speaker 3: I had Saturday night at dinner. I was at a
- 35:51Speaker 3: really nice restaurant with my two friends. Right, it's a
- 35:53Speaker 3: great time. She was a lovely lady. However, she I
- 35:57Speaker 3: DD my two friends and she didn't I D me,
- 36:00Speaker 3: And like, I thought about.
- 36:02Speaker 6: A weekend and ladies for your mom? What will she have?
- 36:06Speaker 10: Right?
- 36:06Speaker 3: Basically, and my friends you saw a menace, like they
- 36:08Speaker 3: don't look older than me.
- 36:10Speaker 2: So here, Like I think a lot of people when
- 36:12Speaker 2: they say, like, oh I was so bummed out of
- 36:14Speaker 2: and get carted, I don't believe. I think it's just
- 36:16Speaker 2: one of those things that people just kind of say
- 36:17Speaker 2: it's supposed to be, like, oh, you know my in laws, Like,
- 36:20Speaker 2: it's just something people say. But with Morgan, I think
- 36:23Speaker 2: that really bothered her. Well, I'm at the age I
- 36:25Speaker 2: truly bothered. You said your friends don't look older than you,
- 36:28Speaker 2: they don't look younger. I met, okay, yeah, but would
- 36:30Speaker 2: that bother you if you were the only one not
- 36:32Speaker 2: to get carted? Maybe as a as a woman, you're.
- 36:35Speaker 6: All like thirty one ish, Like if you're if you're
- 36:38Speaker 6: the only one at the table who doesn't get carted, just.
- 36:42Speaker 3: Do it to make me feel better, Like I don't
- 36:43Speaker 3: know why she had to not anyways single out.
- 36:46Speaker 2: I believe that bothered you. Now, how long have you
- 36:48Speaker 2: been carrying that? For two?
- 36:52Speaker 3: I had dreamed about it last night. Yeah, more wrinkles
- 36:55Speaker 3: on my face this morning.
- 36:57Speaker 2: Weekend Cheers and jeers.
- 36:58Speaker 11: Sammy cheers is seeing so many friends from high school.
- 37:03Speaker 11: There was probably eight of us at my friend's wedding,
- 37:05Speaker 11: my friend from high school who got married, and it
- 37:07Speaker 11: was so much fun. It's so crazy, I think now
- 37:10Speaker 11: at this age because to have a wedding, like there
- 37:13Speaker 11: was a lot of weddings in your eud Oklahoma.
- 37:15Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, that's right.
- 37:17Speaker 11: There's a lot of weddings in like your early twenties
- 37:19Speaker 11: and you're not that far out of high school, so you.
- 37:21Speaker 6: Go to the weddings.
- 37:21Speaker 11: And but now we're at the point where we're like,
- 37:24Speaker 11: we've been friends for twenty five years. Oh I know,
- 37:28Speaker 11: and we're sitting here at this wedding and it was
- 37:31Speaker 11: it was just so great.
- 37:32Speaker 3: Like I think this is the I don't want to
- 37:34Speaker 3: say the first wedding.
- 37:35Speaker 11: Obviously, everybody's in love at weddings, right, like the bride
- 37:38Speaker 11: in the groom, but they it would be nice, right,
- 37:41Speaker 11: but they are so in love with each other that
- 37:43Speaker 11: it was just like beautiful.
- 37:44Speaker 3: The way was right, it was awesome.
- 37:47Speaker 8: I loved it, and.
- 37:48Speaker 11: The venue was beautiful. The bride's dad decided to build a.
- 37:54Speaker 8: Venue for the wedding.
- 37:55Speaker 11: See has two other daughters who will probably need to
- 37:57Speaker 11: get married at some point.
- 37:58Speaker 6: It was on a lake. It was brand new. They
- 38:01Speaker 6: built the whole thing.
- 38:02Speaker 3: It was incredible.
- 38:04Speaker 2: That's there. Yeah, I'm build it.
- 38:09Speaker 6: Yeah, my dad did that. Don't dads do that?
- 38:10Speaker 4: You just build you Yeah, I'm not sure, build it?
- 38:14Speaker 6: Wow? And did steamboat Willie go with you? He did?
- 38:17Speaker 6: Did everyone meet him?
- 38:18Speaker 3: Ye?
- 38:18Speaker 6: And they liked him?
- 38:19Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 38:19Speaker 6: Did you were nice him?
- 38:20Speaker 3: I was nice to him?
- 38:21Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 38:21Speaker 2: Did you have to remind yourself to be nice to him? No?
- 38:24Speaker 6: You write it on your hand to you.
- 38:27Speaker 2: I in public?
- 38:28Speaker 8: Well?
- 38:29Speaker 11: I did until it was funny because when we were
- 38:31Speaker 11: walking up to the rehearsal dinner, he went to go
- 38:35Speaker 11: hold my hand. But my friend was getting married. His parents,
- 38:38Speaker 11: who again I've known forever. We went to their house
- 38:40Speaker 11: every day at lunch and high school and everything. They're
- 38:43Speaker 11: they're greeting people, and so I had all I was like, no, like,
- 38:46Speaker 11: his parents are right there. You can't hold my hand
- 38:48Speaker 11: in front of his parents. It's like a weird why Well,
- 38:51Speaker 11: because I was like that in high school. Like it's
- 38:53Speaker 11: a weird like high school thing where you don't like
- 38:55Speaker 11: want to I know. But yeah, it's like getting in
- 38:58Speaker 11: trouble things right there. I know that was I got
- 39:02Speaker 11: better after that, but that was the first set.
- 39:07Speaker 2: That's the behavior of a secret game. That's so very
- 39:14Speaker 2: oh god, I photos very strange.
- 39:20Speaker 11: Well, I know, I think everyone's watching me, and I
- 39:22Speaker 11: know that nobody cares, but I have this weird idea
- 39:25Speaker 11: that like people are watching me and care for some reason,
- 39:28Speaker 11: and my jeers is to.
- 39:32Speaker 2: I guess I'll say hitting something with my car, but
- 39:34Speaker 2: I'll argue.
- 39:35Speaker 6: That it hit me.
- 39:36Speaker 11: It was on the freeway in the dark and something
- 39:39Speaker 11: came out.
- 39:40Speaker 8: I don't know what it was.
- 39:41Speaker 11: I still never saw what it was, but it hit
- 39:43Speaker 11: my bumper. It scraped it all up, part of the bumper,
- 39:46Speaker 11: kind of.
- 39:46Speaker 2: Like something was in the road. You hit it, you want.
- 39:52Speaker 6: Bounce off other.
- 39:54Speaker 8: Cars that hit it too.
- 39:55Speaker 3: It wasn't just me.
- 39:55Speaker 11: It was like it bounced back because nobody's slid down
- 39:58Speaker 11: for it.
- 40:00Speaker 6: For him. You made female drivers right now.
- 40:04Speaker 3: There's things in the road, Morgan, thank you.
- 40:05Speaker 8: An quished into a car.
- 40:06Speaker 2: Like scrape damage, like you got to bring it somewhere
- 40:09Speaker 2: or just kind of kind of one of those who'm
- 40:10Speaker 2: just kind of ignored for a while.
- 40:12Speaker 3: But it is scraped.
- 40:13Speaker 11: There is a piece on the front bumper that kind
- 40:15Speaker 11: of popped out. That has happened before, So I already
- 40:18Speaker 11: know I can buy that online.
- 40:19Speaker 3: You can pop it back in.
- 40:20Speaker 2: You would just get rid of the car immediately.
- 40:24Speaker 6: You wouldave it on the side of the road, walk
- 40:25Speaker 6: to where.
- 40:26Speaker 5: Right, you get it repainted, and if you're not happy
- 40:28Speaker 5: with that, then you get rid of it.
- 40:29Speaker 2: That's exactly what Greg did. Shock the car got repaired.
- 40:32Speaker 2: He got a small scrape on the bumper. You got
- 40:35Speaker 2: it fixed up, and you couldn't even tell. Like I
- 40:37Speaker 2: looked at it and I can't even tell where it was. No,
- 40:40Speaker 2: it was right here, right, And he's showing me, and
- 40:42Speaker 2: I did gray, I can't even see it anyway. He's
- 40:44Speaker 2: like yeah, And then next thing I know, he had
- 40:46Speaker 2: traded the car in and got another car because he
- 40:49Speaker 2: knew where it used to be.
- 40:51Speaker 6: I have a question. A lot of times you'll be
- 40:53Speaker 6: like sorry, I'm normal for doing the most outlandish thing.
- 40:56Speaker 6: Do you think that's normal?
- 40:57Speaker 2: Probably not, But to be fair, that's not normal. It
- 41:01Speaker 2: was a shade of white. Again, I got rid of
- 41:04Speaker 2: a truck one time because it was dirty, dirty, and
- 41:07Speaker 2: I was just brought it to the car wash. Yeah,
- 41:10Speaker 2: and said he brought it to the dealership. Now this
- 41:12Speaker 2: this trading that got a new car.
- 41:14Speaker 5: This is a shade of white. They couldn't quite match.
- 41:16Speaker 5: So to me, it had a yellow hint to it.
- 41:18Speaker 6: So it was like eggshell and that bone.
- 41:20Speaker 2: No exactly, you couldn't tell. I saw it, and I would.
- 41:23Speaker 4: I feel like I would know.
- 41:25Speaker 2: You would know, Yeah, but I couldn't even I couldn't
- 41:27Speaker 2: even tell. But he knew. That's how that mattered his car.
- 41:29Speaker 2: Guess coming new car center. You know who does stuff
- 41:32Speaker 2: like that?
- 41:33Speaker 4: People on that the fact that the word morons is
- 41:38Speaker 4: pretty good.
- 41:42Speaker 2: Right to Gina grad who standing by with this morning's
- 41:46Speaker 2: trending news headlines.
- 41:47Speaker 6: Well, former NFL QB Mark Sanchez was stabbed in downtown Indianapolis.
- 41:52Speaker 2: That crazy story of the weeknd more.
- 41:54Speaker 6: Insane after he attacked a sixty nine year old truck driver.
- 41:58Speaker 6: So Sanchez, you know the Bucks sports analysts now.
- 42:01Speaker 2: Former quarterback right inventor of the butt fumble and.
- 42:05Speaker 6: Pretty cute, I must say. Apparently was mad at the
- 42:08Speaker 6: driver because he had double parks, so he climbed into
- 42:10Speaker 6: the truck cab, attacked the driver, got pepper sprayed, kept attacking,
- 42:15Speaker 6: and then got stabbed by the driver. Sanchez was taking
- 42:18Speaker 6: the hospital, got surgery for his stab wounds, and then
- 42:21Speaker 6: was arrested.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Did you see the guy that he attacked, the sixty
- 42:23Speaker 2: nine year old? I just know he's sixty nine. Dumb
- 42:26Speaker 2: ass Tyler, find the picture on your phone bringing it
- 42:28Speaker 2: in show everybody, Like, dude, this guy got messed up,
- 42:32Speaker 2: like Sanchez kicked this guy's ass.
- 42:34Speaker 4: I never no wonder he got stabbed. Reporting I didn't
- 42:37Speaker 4: see what the driver looked like.
- 42:38Speaker 2: Oh dude, yeah, because Sanchez. The report started with Mark
- 42:41Speaker 2: Sanchez in the hospital after getting stabbed. Yeah exactly. Oh no,
- 42:45Speaker 2: oh what happened? Next thing? You know, Mark Sanchez arrested.
- 42:48Speaker 2: He was the aggressor, like what, oh, here comes dumb
- 42:51Speaker 2: ass time taking his time. He was looking for the photo.
- 42:54Speaker 2: As he's looking for the photo, as he's, uh, what
- 42:57Speaker 2: do we got, he's ambling, do I got? Go ahead?
- 43:00Speaker 6: Okay, well let's see here. Yeah, he was charged with
- 43:03Speaker 6: let's see injury, unlawful entry of a motor vehicle, and
- 43:07Speaker 6: public intoxication. But the arrest is quote merely an accusation
- 43:12Speaker 6: and Sanchez should be considered innocent until proven guilty.
- 43:15Speaker 4: That's a bumble.
- 43:16Speaker 2: Careers geezum, and then the TV careers Now toast.
- 43:21Speaker 6: Remember any of it?
- 43:22Speaker 2: Look at this dude. Oh my god, he messed this.
- 43:25Speaker 6: Dude attacked by a doll. Yeah wow, he says he
- 43:30Speaker 6: doesn't remember it. He's out of jail now. He posted
- 43:33Speaker 6: bail was like three hundred bucks and the hearing is
- 43:35Speaker 6: scheduled for tomorrow. But yeah, that that truck driver doesn't
- 43:38Speaker 6: look good all right? Well, the Sunday night football game
- 43:42Speaker 6: ended with the Patriots beating the Bills in Buffalo. Wide
- 43:46Speaker 6: receiver Stefan Diggs got his revenge with a great game.
- 43:49Speaker 6: It's Buffalo's first loss of the season. With both the
- 43:52Speaker 6: Bills and the Eagles losing, there are no more undefeated
- 43:55Speaker 6: teams left. The Eagles lost to Denver yesterday than elsewhere
- 43:59Speaker 6: in league. Titans got their first win of the season,
- 44:03Speaker 6: so now it's just the Jets who are all alone
- 44:05Speaker 6: as the team without a single win. They Cowboys the
- 44:09Speaker 6: Rams lost, the Chargers charged, the Ravens got crushed, which
- 44:14Speaker 6: you enjoy that.
- 44:15Speaker 2: I love that.
- 44:16Speaker 6: In fact, his Steelers had a pretty decent by week.
- 44:19Speaker 2: Not even play and they still won. Yeah, Steelers had
- 44:22Speaker 2: to buy this week, and everybody else in the AFC
- 44:24Speaker 2: North everybody else lost. So Ravens lost, Cincinnati lost, Cleveland lost,
- 44:30Speaker 2: So it's pretty great. Everybody else in the division has
- 44:33Speaker 2: a losing record. Steelers are sitting at the number one
- 44:35Speaker 2: of three and one. Now do you believe Aaron Rodgers
- 44:37Speaker 2: with the Jets drama? That it might have been? Also
- 44:41Speaker 2: the Jets, I mean, the Jets are a cursed franchise. Yeah,
- 44:44Speaker 2: it's like that one spot. Everybody's got that spot in
- 44:47Speaker 2: your yard. No matter what you do, he won't nothing rose.
- 44:51Speaker 2: You can put a rock garden there and the rocks
- 44:54Speaker 2: will just sinking in the dirt and will still be
- 44:55Speaker 2: just dirt. They all are somehow sunk to the middle
- 44:58Speaker 2: of the planet. You can't get that to work.
- 45:01Speaker 4: I wonder though, because you know that internet guy Gary Vee, right,
- 45:06Speaker 4: his dream is to buy the Jets, right, But as
- 45:08Speaker 4: a fan, you want the Jets to do well, but
- 45:11Speaker 4: his dream is to buy them. So you would want
- 45:13Speaker 4: them not to do well because then they would be
- 45:15Speaker 4: more affordable.
- 45:16Speaker 2: Right, So it's a double He says it as like
- 45:18Speaker 2: that's his kind of big overarching goal, knowing that the
- 45:22Speaker 2: chances of him actually doing that are pretty slim to none. Yeah,
- 45:25Speaker 2: it just it's just out there. He throws it out there.
- 45:27Speaker 2: If it manifested, manifested the vision board. Yeah, I don't
- 45:30Speaker 2: think he's going to consider his life of failure if
- 45:32Speaker 2: he doesn't do it, doesn't achieve that. Yeah.
- 45:34Speaker 6: Well, the rest of the AFC North Baltimore, Cincinnati, Cleveland,
- 45:37Speaker 6: like you said, all lost. Week five wraps up tonight
- 45:40Speaker 6: with the Chiefs in Jacksonville on Monday Night football. And
- 45:43Speaker 6: the sentencing for Diddy went down Friday, and the judge
- 45:46Speaker 6: gave him Yeah, well it might be good news. Gave
- 45:49Speaker 6: him a little over four years in prison, way less
- 45:51Speaker 6: than the eleven years that the prosecutors wanted. The sentence
- 45:55Speaker 6: also includes time served, meaning Diddy would only have to
- 45:57Speaker 6: spend about three years in prison, and the judge also
- 46:00Speaker 6: imposed a half million dollar fine and five years of
- 46:03Speaker 6: supervised release when he gets out. Now, both sides are
- 46:07Speaker 6: pissed because the prosecutors think the sentence is too lenient,
- 46:10Speaker 6: and the defense team says it's too harsh. They think
- 46:13Speaker 6: that between the year in prison, his damaged reputation, the
- 46:16Speaker 6: professional harm, the civil lawsuits, that Diddy has been punished
- 46:19Speaker 6: enough and should be free, and of course they're gonna appeal,
- 46:22Speaker 6: so don't worry. Yeah, here's the thing.
- 46:27Speaker 4: I've been saying this from the beginning. The second thing
- 46:29Speaker 4: is out of jail, he's gonna go do shows. And
- 46:31Speaker 4: it was already proven that. That's why he kind of
- 46:34Speaker 4: got the four years as well, because he already had
- 46:36Speaker 4: events set up for the second that he got out
- 46:39Speaker 4: in Miami, so he doesn't want to miss those, and
- 46:41Speaker 4: then the judge found out about that. So it's just like,
- 46:44Speaker 4: you're not really sorry about any of this stuff. No,
- 46:46Speaker 4: you're already setting up, you know, things to do.
- 46:48Speaker 2: And we were talking about how quickly time passes, and
- 46:51Speaker 2: somebody said, dude, COVID was five years ago. It's five years.
- 46:56Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't feel like it was yesterday, but
- 46:59Speaker 2: five years recent.
- 47:00Speaker 6: Maybe year now.
- 47:01Speaker 2: It feels more recent than five years.
- 47:02Speaker 6: Yeah, And did you guys see the court sketch with
- 47:06Speaker 6: Diddy like on the floor, like watching his chair. It
- 47:08Speaker 6: was pretty great.
- 47:10Speaker 2: Assume the position you're gonna need that, yeah, on that chair.
- 47:14Speaker 6: Well, two kids were killed and two more were injured
- 47:17Speaker 6: in this bizarre shooting at a Texas truck stop. Cops
- 47:20Speaker 6: say that the mother of the kids was in the
- 47:22Speaker 6: car with them and for some reason just started shooting them.
- 47:26Speaker 6: The cops were called and were thankfully able to save
- 47:28Speaker 6: two of the kids after flying them to a nearby hospital.
- 47:31Speaker 6: Mom arrested, charged with two counts of murder, two counts
- 47:33Speaker 6: of aggravated assault with the deadly weapon, and this is
- 47:36Speaker 6: still very much an ongoing investigation. The MLB Division series
- 47:40Speaker 6: kicked off this weekend. The Dodgers are up one game
- 47:43Speaker 6: to nothing in their series with Philadelphia. Game two tonight.
- 47:46Speaker 6: The Burers beat the Cubs in game one, Game two tonight.
- 47:49Speaker 6: In the American League, the Blue Jays are crushing the Yankees.
- 47:52Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's not even that's not even a
- 47:54Speaker 2: fair fight. There should be a mercy rule on that.
- 47:57Speaker 2: Yesterday thirteen or something like that. Yeah, the first game
- 48:02Speaker 2: they lost by like ten runs.
- 48:04Speaker 6: Yeah, yep. Game three in New York tomorrow. Then in
- 48:07Speaker 6: Seattle the Tigers stole a game one victory and extra
- 48:10Speaker 6: innings but the Mariners bounced back to Game two and
- 48:13Speaker 6: even the series at one to one, and the box
- 48:16Speaker 6: office kind of a flop this weekend, that is, if
- 48:19Speaker 6: you're not counting. Taylor Swift her new album release late
- 48:22Speaker 6: last week, and part of the release was a three
- 48:24Speaker 6: day theatrical release that included a new music video, behind
- 48:27Speaker 6: the scenes footage of the video never before seen personal
- 48:31Speaker 6: reflections of her songs.
- 48:32Speaker 2: You guys all went right, obviously.
- 48:34Speaker 6: The release did so well. It came in at number one.
- 48:37Speaker 6: Now if you want to stick with actual movies, The
- 48:39Speaker 6: Leo DiCaprio One Battle after Another. That's in first again,
- 48:43Speaker 6: followed by The Rocks The Smashing Machine. I'm sure you
- 48:46Speaker 6: guys are super into that number two. Gabby's Dollhouse the
- 48:49Speaker 6: Movie came in number three, The Conjuring Last Rites fourth,
- 48:52Speaker 6: and Demon Slayer Infinity Castle rounded out the top five,
- 48:55Speaker 6: and things will pick back up next weekend with the
- 48:58Speaker 6: release of both Disney's tron Aries and Channing Tatum's roof Man,
- 49:02Speaker 6: which both came out Friday, and get Ready Costco members
- 49:06Speaker 6: because they are getting into the weight loss game by
- 49:09Speaker 6: bringing in the big drugs. They're about to partner with
- 49:11Speaker 6: Novo Nordisk and will offer discounted prices of o Zepic
- 49:15Speaker 6: and we go v for members.
- 49:17Speaker 2: You can get a forty pack of shots.
- 49:20Speaker 6: Yeah serious, You just get a palette jack and they
- 49:22Speaker 6: beat it back to your car.
- 49:23Speaker 2: That's right.
- 49:24Speaker 4: I'm team zet Bound. I saw that news and then
- 49:27Speaker 4: but I saw like, oh, it's not zet bound.
- 49:29Speaker 6: So well, that means Costco members can buy the four
- 49:31Speaker 6: weeks supply for four ninety nine, which is about half
- 49:33Speaker 6: of the normal retail price. And that is about the
- 49:35Speaker 6: going rate for a lot of companies because.
- 49:37Speaker 2: Like the zet Bound like a little under five hundred bucks.
- 49:40Speaker 6: Yeah, everything's around for the month.
- 49:42Speaker 3: Yeah, wait, I can just go in there and buy it.
- 49:44Speaker 6: No, no, no offer available to customers with a valid
- 49:47Speaker 6: prescription and not covered by insurance. On top of that,
- 49:50Speaker 6: but if you have the Costco Visa Morgan, you could
- 49:53Speaker 6: get a bigger discount charging for yeah, which I said,
- 49:58Speaker 6: it's a lot like the other companies right now.
- 50:00Speaker 2: So what is it without the insurance?
- 50:02Speaker 6: It's it can be anywhere from eight hundred to twelve hundred.
- 50:05Speaker 2: Really yeah, yeah five hundred sounds outrageous.
- 50:10Speaker 6: Yeah, you think like, oh, like one twenty a week
- 50:12Speaker 6: for that kind of white.
- 50:14Speaker 4: My argument though, with the whole thing that it costs
- 50:17Speaker 4: five hundred dollars is like you're eating way less. So
- 50:19Speaker 4: think about how much you're spending on food each month.
- 50:22Speaker 2: So you're actually balancing. Yeah, you're actually balancing.
- 50:26Speaker 11: McDonald sends notes like, and you can cancel your gym
- 50:29Speaker 11: membership because who needs what's what's it?
- 50:32Speaker 2: What's it worth to you? Yeah?
- 50:33Speaker 6: True, it's worth five hundh Never they.
- 50:35Speaker 2: Doubled it, it would still sell.
- 50:37Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly. And that's what's going on with.
- 50:39Speaker 2: I thank you very much. Ginograd.
- 50:42Speaker 4: We're already you want to.
- 50:44Speaker 2: Burner media rare, hear burger media rare.
- 50:48Speaker 6: Bitch, you're so neaty because I'm Russian Asian.
- 50:52Speaker 2: Actually he's the best thing Asian, honestly. The wise. We
- 50:59Speaker 2: have this program director at one point and just on
- 51:03Speaker 2: a whim, he would just go run a marathon. Oh yeah,
- 51:06Speaker 2: just like, oh you know what, night before I'm thinking
- 51:08Speaker 2: about thinking about going somewhere like wherever it was doing
- 51:12Speaker 2: the marathon this weekend, Like you're just gonna you're gonna
- 51:15Speaker 2: hop on a plane today. Yeah.
- 51:17Speaker 6: Yeah, but he would.
- 51:19Speaker 2: He would run so much. I mean he could just
- 51:21Speaker 2: do it. He was always in shape, in marathon shape
- 51:24Speaker 2: and ready to go. And then I got a bunch
- 51:27Speaker 2: of other people I know who loved doing these, you know,
- 51:29Speaker 2: five k's, ten ks like mud runs or whatever. Yeah,
- 51:33Speaker 2: I'm like, oh boy, that just doesn't sound appealing, not
- 51:35Speaker 2: at all. But over the weekend in Denver there was
- 51:39Speaker 2: an ultra runner race that had a little twist to it.
- 51:42Speaker 2: The race was thirty one miles long. It was called
- 51:44Speaker 2: the Taco Bell fifty k because during the race you
- 51:50Speaker 2: had to make a mandatory stop at ten local taco
- 51:53Speaker 2: bells along the way and eat the food.
- 51:55Speaker 7: Yeah, oh my god.
- 51:59Speaker 2: Out of the ten taco bells you stop at, you
- 52:01Speaker 2: have to order something at nine of them, including at
- 52:03Speaker 2: least one crunch Wrap Supreme or Chilupa Supreme by the
- 52:08Speaker 2: fourth stop. You had to do that, and then one
- 52:10Speaker 2: Burrito Supreme or Nacho's Bell Grande by the eighth stop. Nice,
- 52:14Speaker 2: And you needed to finish all thirty one miles within
- 52:17Speaker 2: eleven hours. Andybody do it? You're yeah, oh yeah, You're
- 52:21Speaker 2: not allowed any stomach medicine on the runfare you could
- 52:25Speaker 2: you could use the bathroom as much as you wanted to,
- 52:29Speaker 2: but only Taco Bell bathrooms and if you puked, you
- 52:33Speaker 2: were disqualified.
- 52:34Speaker 6: Yeah, those poor bathrooms.
- 52:35Speaker 2: And so yeah, this is the eighth time they've done this.
- 52:38Speaker 2: About six hundred people participated in it. Not everybody finishes, Yeah, imagine, Well, yeah,
- 52:45Speaker 2: of course. Now here are a couple of runners that
- 52:47Speaker 2: documented their journey Denver.
- 52:49Speaker 3: We're at the Taco Bell DKA and we're going fall down.
- 52:51Speaker 8: We're curdy to go for the second meetings cent Re
- 52:55Speaker 8: Quest Mountains to.
- 52:57Speaker 11: Zola say that's funny.
- 53:01Speaker 6: I'm right.
- 53:01Speaker 3: The next chapter Belt Doc roll up that has been
- 53:04Speaker 3: in my belt for the past five miles thirty talk about.
- 53:11Speaker 2: Yeah, like, how about you not pick a badass? And
- 53:14Speaker 2: they're in good moods, they sound cheaper. I know, Like
- 53:17Speaker 2: I couldn't do the food part. It would just be
- 53:19Speaker 2: too much food. Yeah, like for that together, I've been running.
- 53:22Speaker 2: I couldn't do the run part right, The food part
- 53:26Speaker 2: I could do. I couldn't do that at all. The
- 53:28Speaker 2: run part, no one forgot to walk it.
- 53:30Speaker 3: Hell, no, eleven hours you probably no, you could walk.
- 53:33Speaker 2: It, I'm saying, But like I wouldn't want to know.
- 53:35Speaker 6: But that's the thing, you know, how I love a
- 53:37Speaker 6: gimmick to get me to exercise. If it's like, you know,
- 53:39Speaker 6: slasher size or puppy yoga. That's why I'm all on
- 53:43Speaker 6: board with this. I think this is hilarious.
- 53:45Speaker 2: The Taco bell fifty k love it, thirty one miles,
- 53:48Speaker 2: I mean walked the forty one miles. Yeah, that was
- 53:51Speaker 2: a walk. Seemed out of his mind at the end. Yeah, yeah,
- 53:56Speaker 2: but I didn't really consume anything. I had like some
- 53:58Speaker 2: beef jerky on the way, but that was it. But
- 54:00Speaker 2: you didn't use the bathroom either. I used the bathroom
- 54:02Speaker 2: one time. Burger King's getting rid of the King, you
- 54:06Speaker 2: guys what? Thanks to complaints from parents, they have been
- 54:09Speaker 2: slowly phasing him out. In a statement, Burger King said
- 54:14Speaker 2: that they were always a family brand and from ads
- 54:16Speaker 2: to social media, you'll see a brand that's welcoming in fun,
- 54:20Speaker 2: but not at anyone's expense. But they admitted that the
- 54:22Speaker 2: King was maybe a little creepy, and so they've they've
- 54:25Speaker 2: moved away because of his quote limited appeal. Paper crowns
- 54:29Speaker 2: are so fun? Do you know that mascot? They had
- 54:33Speaker 2: the big giant plastic plastic key looking mask face King thing.
- 54:38Speaker 6: Parents really complained, Oh.
- 54:40Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was scaring the kids. Yeah, and so
- 54:43Speaker 2: the kids wouldn't want to go to Burger King because
- 54:45Speaker 2: they were scared. But the mascot's not in there. But
- 54:50Speaker 2: I guess they saw enough of the commercials weird bad
- 54:54Speaker 2: association with Are they still doing the commercials like Whopper
- 54:57Speaker 2: Whopper a minute?
- 55:01Speaker 8: You rue?
- 55:03Speaker 2: That was a great campaign. At one point my son
- 55:05Speaker 2: knew all of the songs, every single one.
- 55:08Speaker 6: All the kids at school, would you do?
- 55:10Speaker 2: This is what you're doing? And restaurant chains are changing
- 55:13Speaker 2: up their menus just a bit. The food for most
- 55:16Speaker 2: places staying the same, but you might notice that the
- 55:18Speaker 2: portion sizes are getting smaller. Greg, but that's on the purpose.
- 55:22Speaker 2: Olive Garden they've already gotten the head start. They've cut
- 55:24Speaker 2: down the portions at over half of their locations and
- 55:27Speaker 2: they just say customer, Our customers are changing their preferences
- 55:31Speaker 2: and the economic factors and it's paying off. At least
- 55:34Speaker 2: Olive Gardens saying they've gotten a lot of positive feedback
- 55:37Speaker 2: and more sales thanks to better affordability because if the
- 55:40Speaker 2: portions are smaller, they can charge less and so more
- 55:42Speaker 2: people will go and go, oh, this is more reasonable,
- 55:44Speaker 2: and you get a big giant portion, half of which
- 55:47Speaker 2: you're taking home.
- 55:48Speaker 5: Yeah, if it's lester, fine, But when people say, oh,
- 55:52Speaker 5: I like the small cokes for better, No, you don't know.
- 55:55Speaker 2: We always had like it was McDonald's, you know, mc
- 56:00Speaker 2: donald said any size drink for like, why would you
- 56:02Speaker 2: get the small would? Yeah. Other restaurants are following the move.
- 56:06Speaker 2: Cheesecake Factory Oh No, changing their bites section with portions
- 56:10Speaker 2: priced under ten dollars, PF Chang's changing their menu to
- 56:13Speaker 2: include both traditional and medium sized entrees.
- 56:16Speaker 4: What concepts is cheaper? Likes is cheaper cool?
- 56:21Speaker 2: Then do it?
- 56:21Speaker 6: You're just not getting less with the same price. Fine.
- 56:23Speaker 2: What was the restaurant where you would go in there?
- 56:26Speaker 2: And I think was it U Maggiano's, Oh, the big
- 56:29Speaker 2: family style, Yeah, Magiana is Italian. You would go in there,
- 56:34Speaker 2: but you would order one meal and they would pack
- 56:36Speaker 2: one up for you to take home, So you like,
- 56:38Speaker 2: you ordered whatever something they would do, yeah, and so
- 56:41Speaker 2: by ordering that they would also give you to go, yeah,
- 56:43Speaker 2: like a full portion though it's not like whatever you
- 56:45Speaker 2: didn't finish, and they would never bring it out for
- 56:47Speaker 2: you to eat while you were there. It was automatically
- 56:49Speaker 2: just packaged up.
- 56:50Speaker 6: That's amazing, and then you.
- 56:51Speaker 2: Just bring it so that you would have two dinners.
- 56:54Speaker 6: It's such a grandmother move. That's oh yea right.
- 56:57Speaker 3: But was it the same price as a regular one
- 57:00Speaker 3: played a pasta or was it more?
- 57:02Speaker 2: I mean I forget. I remember thinking like, wow, awesome,
- 57:04Speaker 2: what am I going to take home?
- 57:06Speaker 6: What do I want for later?
- 57:08Speaker 2: Yeah? Pretty good? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding. I
- 57:11Speaker 2: haven't seen the Machianos, and I haven't seen the PF Changs,
- 57:13Speaker 2: And I feel like forever I see PF Changs, but
- 57:15Speaker 2: I've never been to them. I know the name. There
- 57:19Speaker 2: used to be a lot more of them than there
- 57:20Speaker 2: are now they closed a bunch of my think the
- 57:22Speaker 2: pfch the PF Changs.
- 57:24Speaker 6: Yeah, I always got a little tummy troubles at pfcheck
- 57:27Speaker 6: whether around.
- 57:28Speaker 2: There's a location that used to be a PF Chang's
- 57:30Speaker 2: and they left the big stone horse chach and horse
- 57:34Speaker 2: thing out in front, but now it's an ee hop.
- 57:36Speaker 3: Oh really, I always want to get on that thing?
- 57:40Speaker 3: Are you guys to get on?
- 57:41Speaker 6: What happens?
- 57:42Speaker 3: No?
- 57:42Speaker 6: See if they tasty?
- 57:43Speaker 3: When you walk by it, it's always like, oh my.
- 57:45Speaker 2: God, it's the location on the way to La it's
- 57:47Speaker 2: on Subpulvida. Like if you you're going down toward La X,
- 57:50Speaker 2: there's the in and out right before you hit the
- 57:52Speaker 2: airport of the right, right before you get to that.
- 57:55Speaker 2: If you're driving toward the airport, it's on the left
- 57:56Speaker 2: hand side. It used to be uh, it used to
- 57:58Speaker 2: be a PF Chang's and now it's been an eyehob
- 58:01Speaker 2: for years. But they still have the big stone Trojan
- 58:04Speaker 2: horse out in front. I think it's so funny, just
- 58:06Speaker 2: looks so out of place. Eight seven four Wooding text
- 58:12Speaker 2: us over to two to ninety seve. We're gonna take
- 58:14Speaker 2: a quick break. We'll got some more Woodies show coming
- 58:16Speaker 2: up for your next thing more show is that. I
- 58:20Speaker 2: want to give a shout out to uh our super fan,
- 58:22Speaker 2: Leon Rule du fan we've uh we've known lyon for years.
- 58:28Speaker 2: Maybe yeah, he's got a Woody Show logo tattoo. Yeah,
- 58:32Speaker 2: like an actual one. Oh yeah, he's got a dild
- 58:35Speaker 2: our tattoo all of our events just a just a
- 58:40Speaker 2: super nice guy, is super supportive and uh he he
- 58:43Speaker 2: drops off breakfast from time to time. But yet he
- 58:46Speaker 2: just brought by a bunch of breakfast Britos and stuff
- 58:49Speaker 2: from Farmer John's and for menaces birthday months. So thanks
- 58:54Speaker 2: to uh, thanks to Li, shout out to h to Leon.
- 58:57Speaker 2: Yeah I'm chewing on right now show and we are
- 59:06Speaker 2: into another new out, insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
- 59:11Speaker 2: Monday morning weekend Cheers and jeers and dude, I gotta
- 59:18Speaker 2: tell you my my jeer is to Mark Sanchez farm
- 59:24Speaker 2: our quarterback, Mark Sanchez. I mean, what an idiot? Yeah,
- 59:28Speaker 2: your Bluetooth careers, right, that's that's amazing way to go.
- 59:32Speaker 2: And just when you think and it was pretty fish.
- 59:34Speaker 2: I saw so many memes like just when you think,
- 59:37Speaker 2: you know you could have embarrassed yourself more from your
- 59:40Speaker 2: last gig, the whole bud fumble thing, then you go
- 59:42Speaker 2: and you stab a DoorDash driver wherever.
- 59:45Speaker 8: The hell he was?
- 59:45Speaker 2: Delivery driver sixty nine years old? Yeah, well I think
- 59:49Speaker 2: he was picking up oil for a restaurant. So what
- 59:51Speaker 2: are you picking up there? Used cooking oil like this guy? Yeah, yeah,
- 59:54Speaker 2: he didn't need your nonsense.
- 59:55Speaker 4: What do you think he's just an idiot a hot head?
- 59:57Speaker 2: Or I think he was drunk and he's a hot head.
- 1:00:00Speaker 4: Nothing good happens after midnight but handsome.
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: What are you so just excuse me, excuse all the
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: behaviors that that's My jeers is to Mark Sanchez, as
- 1:00:09Speaker 2: we talked thoroughly in the news headlines about that whole story.
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: My cheers goes to our friend Charlemagne the god Oh,
- 1:00:18Speaker 2: co host of The Breakfast Club. Also, he is the
- 1:00:20Speaker 2: founder of the Black Effect podcast network, which is insane.
- 1:00:25Speaker 2: It's insane how popular and successful that podcast network is.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: He also has a really popular podcast called Brilliant Idiots
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: that's really good. He owns, you know, some crystals locations.
- 1:00:36Speaker 2: He is a New York Times best selling author. He
- 1:00:39Speaker 2: does a lot of TV stuff. Yeah, so my cheers
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: is to him because over the weekend, USA Today did
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: a big, huge feature on him. The headline was Charlemagne
- 1:00:51Speaker 2: the King Maker, and it was just all about what
- 1:00:55Speaker 2: he's been able to build in the platform that he
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: has built for himself. Says has evolved from shockjock to
- 1:01:02Speaker 2: media heavyweight, using his massive platform to critique both Donald
- 1:01:05Speaker 2: Trump and Joe Biden while pushing Democrats to reinvent themselves.
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: Once known for his provocative interviews, the South Carolina native
- 1:01:13Speaker 2: has become a candid voice on politics mental health and authenticity,
- 1:01:17Speaker 2: calling for younger Democrats to throw the old regime under
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: the bus and warning the party's cautiousness and lack of
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: connection has cost them working class voters. His debates with
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: figures like Kamala Harris and Biden, plus a fiery back
- 1:01:31Speaker 2: and forth with Trump, underscore his shift from gossip radio
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: to political influence. Off the air, Charlomagne real named Leonard
- 1:01:38Speaker 2: McKelvey embraces personal growth, mental health, advocacy, and fatherhood, while
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: his billion download podcast Empire cements him as one of
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: America's most relatable and polarizing media figures. I just had
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: a big, long conversation with him at the iHeartRadio Music Festival,
- 1:01:56Speaker 2: and we're just chopping about all of them because I'm
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: just it's weird. You would think I'm like, I'm proud
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: of him the way like a father is proud. It's weird, Like,
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: I'm so proud of what he's built. I just remember
- 1:02:07Speaker 2: because we met him years ago when we first started
- 1:02:10Speaker 2: with the company, so almost twelve years ago, and the
- 1:02:13Speaker 2: Breakfast Club is nowhere near what they are now, and
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: they were still trying to figure it out, and we were, oh,
- 1:02:20Speaker 2: that birdman thing really kind of that was great. That
- 1:02:23Speaker 2: was so funny, one of like a hundred things they've done. Yeah,
- 1:02:27Speaker 2: oh yeah. But anyway, so I remember in those days
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: we were just talking a lot about you know, we
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: were both trying to figure out our own shows and
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: the politics of the company and how to navigate different
- 1:02:39Speaker 2: challenges that we were having, and we really connected on
- 1:02:42Speaker 2: that level. But just to watch you know, what he's
- 1:02:44Speaker 2: done and what he's built, and he's a super nice guy.
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: He is a genuine dude. The authenticity thing is absolutely true.
- 1:02:53Speaker 2: He is what you think he is and he's not
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: apologetic for it. So like, even though we can disagree
- 1:02:58Speaker 2: on different things than we have, you know, backing into
- 1:03:02Speaker 2: parking spots, No, he's with me on that. No with me.
- 1:03:05Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well Charlie and I are completely right on that.
- 1:03:08Speaker 2: You're backing into a parking spot and you're not an
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: emergency worker and you know what you're doing. Yeah, okay,
- 1:03:14Speaker 2: see job. Anyway, So that that is my cheers to
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: Charlotte and the Gut again big right up in USA
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: today if you want to, if you want to check
- 1:03:21Speaker 2: it out, nice, but yeah, shout out to him weekend
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: cheers and jeers Greg Gory.
- 1:03:26Speaker 5: Well, it was Mario's big fortieth birthday party on the weekend,
- 1:03:30Speaker 5: so that went off without a hitch. It was really fun,
- 1:03:32Speaker 5: good food, good company, all super fun, which is what
- 1:03:36Speaker 5: did you do? Just had people over, had a catered spread,
- 1:03:40Speaker 5: that drank eighteen thousand gallons of wine and champagne. And
- 1:03:45Speaker 5: it went super late at night, which is out of
- 1:03:47Speaker 5: my character because I can't do late nights. It went
- 1:03:50Speaker 5: till I don't know, one in the morning, wow, which
- 1:03:53Speaker 5: to me is really late, which leads directly into my jeers.
- 1:03:57Speaker 5: It meant that his actual birthday the day after was
- 1:04:01Speaker 5: spent doing nothing.
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: It's amazing. But I don't know if he was bored
- 1:04:06Speaker 2: by that or what. And I kept saying, like, is
- 1:04:08Speaker 2: there anything you want to do? No, No, this is good.
- 1:04:10Speaker 2: Let's just chill. We just lied around and did nothing,
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: and I felt like I had run a marathon. I
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: was like trying to recover just from a late night.
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: How pathetic is that? Total jeer for doing nothing on
- 1:04:21Speaker 2: his actual birthday. But the party was fun, so that's good.
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:04:24Speaker 6: I think that's a perfect weekend, that's a perfect birthday.
- 1:04:26Speaker 2: I think we all lost our invitation somehow unavailable. Okay,
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: well I don't even remember being as he was on
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: the calendar something that's so weird. Yeah, not a vail.
- 1:04:37Speaker 2: I'm sorry I misplaced it.
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: I got an invitation for someone else on the shows.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: You're not getting invited. Mario hates you. The last person
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: he might go to your funeral just because he wanted
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: to be a confirmation that you were.
- 1:04:55Speaker 4: Actually dead, and people people in the text might ask why,
- 1:04:57Speaker 4: and I will answer, I don't know. I guess I
- 1:04:59Speaker 4: love too much.
- 1:05:00Speaker 2: That's exactly what it is, awkwardness. Give them on a
- 1:05:07Speaker 2: scale of one to ten, since we love doing that
- 1:05:09Speaker 2: around here, Greg, what would you rate the amount of
- 1:05:13Speaker 2: hate that Mario has for Sea Bass?
- 1:05:18Speaker 5: Seven point five? Okay, because I thought I thought him
- 1:05:23Speaker 5: the like, whenever we're at an event, you never say hi.
- 1:05:26Speaker 5: You walk down the We once checked into a hotel
- 1:05:29Speaker 5: we were going to the event and SeaBASS was going
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: to his room and as he passed us, SeaBASS literally
- 1:05:34Speaker 5: put his head.
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: Down and turned it to the right to not say
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: hi to Mario. That is, first off, this sounds like, uh,
- 1:05:40Speaker 2: now you're going to say that's not accurate, Gina, take
- 1:05:43Speaker 2: a lie about that it's menace.
- 1:05:46Speaker 7: Your wife can attest to this. I give everyone a
- 1:05:48Speaker 7: polite hello. Your wife can test this, Woodie. I'm sure
- 1:05:51Speaker 7: at some day Sammy's boyfriend will attest this.
- 1:05:52Speaker 4: I hey, how's it going.
- 1:05:53Speaker 7: There's no I'm not ignoring people on intention, and and
- 1:05:57Speaker 7: by the way to solve that is to disinvite me
- 1:05:59Speaker 7: and not to get to know me.
- 1:06:00Speaker 4: Okay, that makes sense. Across the aisle.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: Him over this hallway thing where you like physically crane
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: your neck and look at the floor.
- 1:06:11Speaker 4: That is not first of that didn't have it. It
- 1:06:12Speaker 4: was not intentional.
- 1:06:13Speaker 2: It's called it an olive ranch. Thank you, Greg.
- 1:06:16Speaker 7: If it happened, a CST bess again will continue to
- 1:06:19Speaker 7: be the bigger man, and you and Mario will continue
- 1:06:21Speaker 7: to get invites to my parties when I am shunned
- 1:06:23Speaker 7: intentionally for no reason.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: So what you're saying is maybe maybe it's Greg and
- 1:06:27Speaker 2: Mario who are the a hole hunt. I think there's
- 1:06:28Speaker 2: a little dye which reminds me. Let me make a note, Greg,
- 1:06:33Speaker 2: does have it? Am I the a whole question for us?
- 1:06:36Speaker 2: I know in my.
- 1:06:37Speaker 7: Answering bass well, cheers to cheers to my Tennessee Titans.
- 1:06:44Speaker 7: And you go watch the recap of their game with
- 1:06:47Speaker 7: the Cardinals from over the weekend. Uh, sometimes you're such
- 1:06:50Speaker 7: a manly and intimidating presence on the football field, people
- 1:06:52Speaker 7: will just throw the ball away instead of scoring touchdowns.
- 1:06:55Speaker 7: Like the Cardinals player who was running, runing, runningrunning, running
- 1:06:58Speaker 7: toward the end zone and then at the last the
- 1:07:00Speaker 7: half inch line decided I don't need the ball anymore
- 1:07:02Speaker 7: and threw it out to the back of the end zone.
- 1:07:04Speaker 7: The other one guy who thought he had an interception
- 1:07:06Speaker 7: against the Titans, then he's very scared of them, so
- 1:07:08Speaker 7: we just threw.
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: Out Yeah, so that they The Titans are very intimidating
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: this season, Yes, absolutely right. Hey, look the Chiefs are
- 1:07:14Speaker 2: what one and four, so of the Ravens and four
- 1:07:18Speaker 2: two and three they are they are one and two okay,
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: no one in three Okay, so they're playing they're playing tonight,
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: pretty damn close. H So yeah, all know, I'm sorry.
- 1:07:28Speaker 2: The Chiefs are now two and two. Oh okay, well
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: two and two going into tonight's Q and again the
- 1:07:33Speaker 2: Ravens again. And nobody's good this year except for like
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: two teams. So cheers are the Titans for absolutely intimidating
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: the heck out of your rat birds. Cheers two.
- 1:07:42Speaker 7: It's always we talk about the death of special family members,
- 1:07:46Speaker 7: dogs and cats and what not. But I finally lost
- 1:07:50Speaker 7: my car this weekend. Not the cyber truck, of course,
- 1:07:52Speaker 7: that thing is yeah, yeah, killing it as always.
- 1:07:54Speaker 2: On the Honda. Yeah.
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: This was they hand me down on from my parents
- 1:07:57Speaker 4: that I've had since I started on this show.
- 1:07:59Speaker 2: Ten years now it's gone.
- 1:08:00Speaker 7: Plus another five years it Yeah, well it's I took
- 1:08:03Speaker 7: it to the dealer because it's driving home one day,
- 1:08:05Speaker 7: because I use the cyber truck for you know, weekends
- 1:08:08Speaker 7: and special events, and it's a crazy car.
- 1:08:09Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not as every day driving you dressed to impress.
- 1:08:14Speaker 7: Yes, you don't wear our text you do every day.
- 1:08:18Speaker 7: I was driving home a day and everything just died.
- 1:08:20Speaker 7: All the lights are flashing. Took it to the I
- 1:08:23Speaker 7: took it to the but it started up a day later.
- 1:08:24Speaker 7: It's like, oh okay, it died literally pulling into my spots,
- 1:08:27Speaker 7: I was like, oh sweet.
- 1:08:29Speaker 4: They said they scope. They did the whole thing.
- 1:08:31Speaker 7: When they put the scope in the engine, they said, oh,
- 1:08:32Speaker 7: your valves are all you know, everything's blown out. Were
- 1:08:35Speaker 7: natural causes which was not a surprise. It's been looking
- 1:08:37Speaker 7: here was it eleven, twenty eleven, So it's kind of
- 1:08:39Speaker 7: a good fifteen years or so. And yeah, and they said,
- 1:08:43Speaker 7: oh everything's bown out, which I've known for a while
- 1:08:45Speaker 7: because it's been leaking over that bed for a hand
- 1:08:46Speaker 7: me down car. But now it's I got to get
- 1:08:49Speaker 7: rid of it. So we could either do it on
- 1:08:51Speaker 7: the show. It doesn't run, so that kind of sucks,
- 1:08:54Speaker 7: or I can do a donation deal due to one
- 1:08:56Speaker 7: of those charity ones you always hear about.
- 1:08:58Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought about.
- 1:08:59Speaker 6: I thought, just like, smash it with a hammer.
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: That's another option.
- 1:09:03Speaker 7: Yeah, but there are also The third thing is you
- 1:09:05Speaker 7: don't have to be all charity like and just give
- 1:09:07Speaker 7: your cars away. There are people that will pay you.
- 1:09:09Speaker 7: I think my offer on this thing is like nine
- 1:09:12Speaker 7: hundred dollars because everything the engine sucks, transmission sucks, but
- 1:09:16Speaker 7: it's got all its tire, still looks like a car,
- 1:09:19Speaker 7: the converter, the interior and exterior and great shape, so
- 1:09:21Speaker 7: on and so forth. So there are people who will
- 1:09:23Speaker 7: all the other parts that might be hard to get
- 1:09:25Speaker 7: right exactly brand new, or at least get a discount
- 1:09:27Speaker 7: on some you know, so yeah, they they they harvest
- 1:09:29Speaker 7: it for parts and then stam, so, yeah, I could
- 1:09:33Speaker 7: I could either donate it, take the cash, or I'm
- 1:09:37Speaker 7: open to suggestions.
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: All genius. There's something entertaining.
- 1:09:39Speaker 2: Enough, but then you'd have to deal with the aftermath
- 1:09:42Speaker 2: of smashing it. Then what is there Why to drop
- 1:09:44Speaker 2: it from a from a height of some something crane
- 1:09:50Speaker 2: or you know what that reminds me. There's a guy,
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: uh that we work with, you guys know, Bill abilitys
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: to run all these radio stations, and they did a
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: contest one time where they were giving away a new car.
- 1:10:03Speaker 2: And then the way they gave that away is they
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: went out to like this big open area and they
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: drew a grid on the ground. Okay, so squares in
- 1:10:11Speaker 2: this grid, and they took it was an old van,
- 1:10:15Speaker 2: and they lifted it with a crane right above the
- 1:10:18Speaker 2: center of the grid below, and they released it and
- 1:10:23Speaker 2: the listeners, each listener had a different square on that
- 1:10:26Speaker 2: grid who were trying to win a new car, and
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: it was wherever the steering wheel landed, nice because they
- 1:10:32Speaker 2: dropped it from and this so the whole thing just
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: kind of broke apart. And yeah, whichever square the steering
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: wheel landed or the majority of it landed in. That's
- 1:10:40Speaker 2: the person who won the new car. That's a really way.
- 1:10:44Speaker 2: We're trying to fly to Dubai first class and I'm
- 1:10:47Speaker 2: getting something from the risk management department. I'm wondering what
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: they would say if we floated that one. Now, that
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: was from you know, probably three decades ago, knowing Bill when.
- 1:10:57Speaker 6: It was fine.
- 1:10:58Speaker 7: You know, we did that in my last station to
- 1:11:00Speaker 7: twelve years thirteen years ago. Oh yeah, it's oh yeah,
- 1:11:02Speaker 7: it's easy, it's funny.
- 1:11:04Speaker 2: You say that.
- 1:11:04Speaker 4: It's cute.
- 1:11:05Speaker 2: Crane field.
- 1:11:06Speaker 6: Yeah, that's the cleanup crew.
- 1:11:08Speaker 4: That's again. I love all that. But again I really
- 1:11:10Speaker 4: tempted rolling off a cliff or something so awesome hit
- 1:11:14Speaker 4: us off if you have an idea.
- 1:11:15Speaker 2: Or where do they do that? There's that one. Uh
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: it's every year they do even Yeah. RV's are maybe
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: school by and it just kind of rolls down. I
- 1:11:24Speaker 2: wanted to say it was like Alaska or something. Yeah,
- 1:11:26Speaker 2: I think.
- 1:11:26Speaker 7: Alaska is correct. Yeah, it's like the car launch or whatever. Yeah,
- 1:11:29Speaker 7: it's this big cliff where it's just June.
- 1:11:31Speaker 4: Yeah, they all fly to pieces. RV's a great because
- 1:11:33Speaker 4: there's so many they're so light in the middle.
- 1:11:35Speaker 2: Right, they fall apart.
- 1:11:36Speaker 4: Yeah, they fly apart.
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: That's awesome. Yeah it is Alaska. Really Yeah, let's go.
- 1:11:42Speaker 2: It's a thought. Left, It's a thought. Gina grad weekend.
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: Cheers and jeers.
- 1:11:46Speaker 6: Yeah, cheers to My first day off at the new house,
- 1:11:50Speaker 6: like full day off yesterday. It ruled me and the
- 1:11:53Speaker 6: kid laid out. I made what I call wonder pops,
- 1:11:56Speaker 6: which is just squirt with a popsicle in it. You
- 1:11:58Speaker 6: just start around and eat it and drink.
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: It was a what is it frozen?
- 1:12:03Speaker 6: No, you will, you know, you just like pour squirt
- 1:12:05Speaker 6: in a cup and then instead of ice cubes, you
- 1:12:07Speaker 6: put a popsicle in it upside downs and they're very refreshed.
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: We said. I thought it was like you make your
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: own ice pops kind of thing, but it was a squirre.
- 1:12:16Speaker 6: Literally just the ice cube and just unpack some stuff.
- 1:12:20Speaker 6: Watched Wayward More Wayward on Netflix, and uh and Andy
- 1:12:23Speaker 6: took the kid to a basketball game. I was alone
- 1:12:26Speaker 6: after that. It was amazing alone in your own house.
- 1:12:30Speaker 6: It's all your own now. I cannot believe that.
- 1:12:33Speaker 2: How was that feeling?
- 1:12:34Speaker 6: It's awesome until something goes wrong?
- 1:12:37Speaker 2: What's your favorite part about it, my favorite part of
- 1:12:39Speaker 2: the house, or like the of the of the whole thing.
- 1:12:43Speaker 6: I like not having to text a landlord like you know,
- 1:12:47Speaker 6: like as my dad would say, with my hat in
- 1:12:48Speaker 6: my hand, like big, do you think you can check?
- 1:12:52Speaker 2: I'm really sorry to bout.
- 1:12:53Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:12:54Speaker 6: I hated that then I hate it now and I
- 1:12:57Speaker 6: love that. We just go fix it and it's not
- 1:12:59Speaker 6: a big deal, but I have uh huh.
- 1:13:02Speaker 7: We do what usually but usually people say that and
- 1:13:05Speaker 7: the other person does it, like when Mena says I
- 1:13:06Speaker 7: got when we go fixeduff, we do.
- 1:13:11Speaker 6: Cannot figure out what you were saying. Yea, no, he's
- 1:13:14Speaker 6: he's absolutely right about that. Uh jeers my kids. Okay,
- 1:13:18Speaker 6: so my kid just started playing flag football. He's never
- 1:13:20Speaker 6: played before and he's still learning. They got their asses smashed, pulverized,
- 1:13:27Speaker 6: beaten into the ground, which would be.
- 1:13:29Speaker 2: Bad, but wait, it gets worse.
- 1:13:33Speaker 6: It gets way worse. The other team had not one,
- 1:13:38Speaker 6: not two three NFL kids NFL players kids on the
- 1:13:45Speaker 6: other team, and one w w E wrestler's kid from
- 1:13:49Speaker 6: the other teams. These children came out of the womb
- 1:13:53Speaker 6: playing football. How do you put all of these kids
- 1:13:56Speaker 6: on the same team. How is that allowed?
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: Because they probably all want to play together, and it's
- 1:14:00Speaker 2: probably easier for the parents to get down to the
- 1:14:02Speaker 2: different games and the different things. They're all on the
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: same team.
- 1:14:06Speaker 6: My god.
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: It's nice because it's also not a big deal. There's
- 1:14:08Speaker 2: no consequence win or lose.
- 1:14:10Speaker 6: Not at all. But I mean, talk about not a
- 1:14:12Speaker 6: fair fight.
- 1:14:12Speaker 8: It was.
- 1:14:13Speaker 6: I mean, they're just going to go for everyone.
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: It's good for all. It's good for the kids who
- 1:14:18Speaker 2: have to play on the other team. It's good for
- 1:14:20Speaker 2: your step son so much.
- 1:14:21Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean they were like whoa, And I was like,
- 1:14:23Speaker 6: let me give you some background on the other team.
- 1:14:25Speaker 6: And really, I mean that's whatever. There's always really good teams,
- 1:14:29Speaker 6: really bad teams, and everyone else in the middle. But
- 1:14:31Speaker 6: the parents like where we were sitting there being like
- 1:14:34Speaker 6: this is should we all just go grab a smoke
- 1:14:36Speaker 6: and come back at the end?
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: Wait, current NFL player, a former NFL player.
- 1:14:39Speaker 6: Former three former and one wrestler come across this information.
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: And you have nothing else to do watch the are
- 1:14:49Speaker 2: you going to watch the interesting competition?
- 1:14:53Speaker 6: They're pretty recognizable and and everybody knows that they play.
- 1:14:58Speaker 6: It gets around. So that was that was a tough watch.
- 1:15:01Speaker 6: But again, the soccer team won, So that was you.
- 1:15:03Speaker 2: Having to take your kid to an activity is a cheer. Yeah,
- 1:15:07Speaker 2: you know what.
- 1:15:07Speaker 6: I thought that was too obvious at that point. Not
- 1:15:10Speaker 6: just one activity. He had a football game at ten
- 1:15:13Speaker 6: and a soccer game at two.
- 1:15:15Speaker 2: Well that's your father for more than one thing.
- 1:15:18Speaker 6: Not my fault.
- 1:15:19Speaker 2: What was the final score of the.
- 1:15:20Speaker 6: Game of the football game, Yeah, I think it was
- 1:15:24Speaker 6: twenty to eight.
- 1:15:25Speaker 2: It's not too bad crushing really, assuming it's not twenty
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: touchdowns as pounding.
- 1:15:33Speaker 4: Did they not do field goals in basketball?
- 1:15:35Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 1:15:36Speaker 6: I'm still learning the roles of flag football. I've never
- 1:15:38Speaker 6: seen it before. But the soccer game they won, that
- 1:15:40Speaker 6: was sweet, and my kid got a score a goal.
- 1:15:42Speaker 6: That was pretty cool. But yeah, jeers. So that's not
- 1:15:45Speaker 6: a jeers to you, guys know.
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: The whole thing of having to take your kids to
- 1:15:48Speaker 2: an activity is a jeer.
- 1:15:49Speaker 6: But not having a stacked team, who cares?
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: I thought it was that's like three touches, the six
- 1:15:57Speaker 4: points and then at one point do you run it in,
- 1:15:59Speaker 4: so that's three scores?
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, It's all right.
- 1:16:01Speaker 6: I feel better things, not that I cared really at all.
- 1:16:03Speaker 6: I got to sit in the field. It's fine.
- 1:16:05Speaker 2: Yeah, I just like you do it because they love it.
- 1:16:08Speaker 2: But it's not like you know, you're having a great time. No,
- 1:16:11Speaker 2: If you're being honest, too many parents pretend that they
- 1:16:14Speaker 2: love it, they don't. I don't buy the same way.
- 1:16:17Speaker 2: I don't buy that people really enjoy running well. I
- 1:16:18Speaker 2: don't tell you. I'll tell you. You do it because
- 1:16:20Speaker 2: you like how you feel afterwards. You do it because
- 1:16:22Speaker 2: you love your kids, correct, But you're not really enjoying
- 1:16:25Speaker 2: the experience. It's not like it's not great action. There's
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: not a lot of athletical biblity going on there. There's
- 1:16:30Speaker 2: no skill.
- 1:16:30Speaker 6: And he plays all the sports. And I can tell
- 1:16:32Speaker 6: the difference in the parenting between sports. The flag football
- 1:16:36Speaker 6: parents are hardcore. Run it off, shut up, stop crying.
- 1:16:40Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, yeah, But just had a
- 1:16:42Speaker 2: conversation over the weekend with some other people about just
- 1:16:45Speaker 2: the pressure to enroll your kids in travel sports, and
- 1:16:50Speaker 2: I let them out. I said, hey, we've told our kids, like, hey,
- 1:16:53Speaker 2: you in so many ways lucked out being born to
- 1:16:57Speaker 2: this set of parents. You really did? I mean, just
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: you know how the cool things you get to do,
- 1:17:02Speaker 2: and you're like, you really did not get born into
- 1:17:06Speaker 2: the right set of parents if you want to play
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: travel sports, because we are not travel sports parents.
- 1:17:09Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not happening.
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: We're not doing it where it's like it's a very
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: memorial day, Labor Day, fourth of July whatever. You're on
- 1:17:15Speaker 2: the road, traveling god knows where, spending a weekend with
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: a bunch of other parents and kids that you don't
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: want to be spending time with, and it drags out,
- 1:17:21Speaker 2: like all your free time is sucked up by you know,
- 1:17:25Speaker 2: a kid playing a sport that you're not gonna end
- 1:17:27Speaker 2: up being pro in the genetics here people.
- 1:17:29Speaker 6: At least, but at least it's free.
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: It costs a billion dollars to do these travel sports
- 1:17:35Speaker 2: and then they fundraise on top of that just so
- 1:17:38Speaker 2: they can get to these different stupid things. So no, no, Like,
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: you know, you could play for fun, yeah, the same
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: way that you know we did growing up, and you
- 1:17:46Speaker 2: play little league and.
- 1:17:47Speaker 8: That's that's about it.
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: And if you really show some promise, it looks like,
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: I see there are some kids. Obviously those kids get
- 1:17:53Speaker 2: en rolled, but you can kind of identify that.
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: That's the exception.
- 1:17:55Speaker 6: And we would have known by now.
- 1:17:56Speaker 2: But my kid's not going to the NHL. If you
- 1:17:58Speaker 2: wants to play for fun, great, We're not doing travel. Yeah,
- 1:18:01Speaker 2: just just not happy thought of it. You were not
- 1:18:03Speaker 2: born with those parents. You're not born. I'm sorry at
- 1:18:06Speaker 2: least you told them. Yeah, yeah, you know. I always said,
- 1:18:09Speaker 2: like if my kids ever came to be one of
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: to join the Scouts, Oh yeah, you're not going to
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: be a troop leader for Pinewood Derby. Like we got
- 1:18:15Speaker 2: to build a Pinewood Derby car.
- 1:18:17Speaker 6: Like we don't know anything.
- 1:18:19Speaker 2: How about this? We could do that. We could join
- 1:18:23Speaker 2: the Scouts and you could build a Pine'll you can
- 1:18:25Speaker 2: build a Pinewood Derby car with your old man, or
- 1:18:28Speaker 2: or I can get you a go cart. What do
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: you think? Your choice? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding
- 1:18:37Speaker 2: text over to two two nine eight seven. We'll have
- 1:18:39Speaker 2: some more woody show for you next hang the show show.
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: We'll be right back. What is weird the Woody Show?
- 1:18:50Speaker 2: I told you that Greg had a am I the
- 1:18:52Speaker 2: a hole question for us now again? SeaBASS argues that
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: maybe it's Greg and Mario were being the a hole
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: that comes to the relationship between general. Yeah, probably forget me.
- 1:19:04Speaker 4: How about the rest of you guys?
- 1:19:05Speaker 2: Would you like it?
- 1:19:05Speaker 4: I would like to the birthday party.
- 1:19:07Speaker 2: Yes, they would have flown back from where they were
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: all weekend. Well, maybe we wouldn't have scheduled that stuff
- 1:19:12Speaker 2: had we had known it this account. Yes, three to six,
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: says Greg Loki hates everyone on the show. Is that true?
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: Not everything? Not everything?
- 1:19:23Speaker 8: Everyone?
- 1:19:24Speaker 2: Everyone? All right? So Greg, what's your am I a
- 1:19:32Speaker 2: whole question? Okay?
- 1:19:33Speaker 5: So the preface to it is, we are a two
- 1:19:37Speaker 5: vehicle household. We have the Toyota Tacoma truck, which rules,
- 1:19:42Speaker 5: and I, before getting the Tacoma, bought a different car.
- 1:19:46Speaker 2: We're gonna call it car. Car needed some routine maintenance
- 1:19:51Speaker 2: because it needed like an oil change, and I had
- 1:19:54Speaker 2: something wrong with a tire. Bring it in to the
- 1:19:57Speaker 2: dealer and they say, okay, well you know when it's done,
- 1:20:01Speaker 2: probably later today. Well I heard nothing that day. I thought,
- 1:20:04Speaker 2: well whatever. The next day they call me and say,
- 1:20:09Speaker 2: did the oil change? But you need this, you need this,
- 1:20:11Speaker 2: you need this.
- 1:20:12Speaker 5: Priority Number one is there's this problem with this coolant
- 1:20:15Speaker 5: issue that's going to be a fortune and more for
- 1:20:20Speaker 5: the final cost. Et cetera, et cetera. We'll let you
- 1:20:22Speaker 5: know later today. Heard nothing that day. So another day
- 1:20:26Speaker 5: goes on and they said, okay, your car is ready.
- 1:20:29Speaker 2: You have a car's not under warranty. Greg Oh my god,
- 1:20:32Speaker 2: I know. So they say it's ready and I get
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: back and this is in the time that they had it.
- 1:20:38Speaker 2: They had texted me all these different problems with it,
- 1:20:41Speaker 2: and this coolant thing was priority number one. So I said, okay,
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: as much as that sucks, do it. If it's priority
- 1:20:47Speaker 2: number one and it's gonna wreck, might as well just
- 1:20:50Speaker 2: get that taken care of. So they put me in
- 1:20:52Speaker 2: an uber to go back to get the car, and
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: he said, now, just so you know, don't drive it
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: too hard and don't drive it too far. I said what, Yeah,
- 1:21:03Speaker 2: because the coolant problem, and I held up my phone.
- 1:21:06Speaker 2: I said, you texted me that it needed this and
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: I said, please do it. Oh okay, Well we didn't
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: do I guess, so okay, can we keep it for
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: a few more days? And I said that's fine. I
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: need it to get done. And he said, well, would
- 1:21:23Speaker 2: it help if I maybe get you a loaner car?
- 1:21:27Speaker 2: And this is my am.
- 1:21:28Speaker 5: I the a whole question. When I bought this car.
- 1:21:32Speaker 5: I signed what's called a purchase agreement when I have
- 1:21:35Speaker 5: responsibilities and they have responsibilities. In this purchase agreement, it says,
- 1:21:39Speaker 5: when you bring your car in for service, no matter
- 1:21:42Speaker 5: the service, it could be as little as changing a
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: windshield wipe or blade, you get a loaner car. That's
- 1:21:48Speaker 5: in the purchase agreement. So at this point, I'm on
- 1:21:52Speaker 5: my last nerve and he said, would it help you
- 1:21:54Speaker 5: out if I maybe get you a loaner car. I said,
- 1:21:57Speaker 5: you will get me a loaner car car And he said, well,
- 1:22:01Speaker 5: I don't know if we have any available. I said,
- 1:22:02Speaker 5: that's not my problem. And I pointed to the showroom.
- 1:22:05Speaker 5: I said, I see twenty cars right here. So that
- 1:22:10Speaker 5: happened before.
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: Just say, you know, Greg, I have had happen before
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: where typically they will give you the loan of car
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: when they have you know, them available, right And there
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: have been times so they didn't because they were all out. Yeah,
- 1:22:20Speaker 2: they had them out with other, you know, maintenance clients.
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: And so they offered me the shuttle ride. So they're like, oh, well,
- 1:22:26Speaker 2: we have a guy who will drive you to wherever
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: you need to go. They to go drop you off
- 1:22:31Speaker 2: back at home or back at work and you know
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: it's just some guy.
- 1:22:35Speaker 4: Really, Yeah, because I've only been this situation once and
- 1:22:40Speaker 4: they rented me a car when they want it, turns
- 1:22:42Speaker 4: out that's possible.
- 1:22:43Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. So that was my sticking point, and that's
- 1:22:46Speaker 5: why I turned into a total a hole. Well maybe
- 1:22:49Speaker 5: because I said, you know what, that's not my problem
- 1:22:52Speaker 5: if you have them, or in the purchase agreement it
- 1:22:55Speaker 5: doesn't say parentheses. If we have one, you know, maybe
- 1:22:58Speaker 5: if we maybe will try to get you on. So
- 1:23:01Speaker 5: then he launches into this tirade about well, other dealerships
- 1:23:04Speaker 5: stop doing it, and this dealer down the street they
- 1:23:06Speaker 5: don't even have a fleet of loaner cars. We don't
- 1:23:09Speaker 5: even you know, we're the only ones that still do it.
- 1:23:11Speaker 5: And I said, well, coll story, bro, that's great, not
- 1:23:14Speaker 5: my problem. Yeah, well I'm gonna see if we can
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: get you on. I said, again, if you don't have any,
- 1:23:18Speaker 5: I see you twenty five cars right here, pointing to
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: the brand new ones on the showroom. They ended up
- 1:23:23Speaker 5: getting me the loaner. It took another day. I know, magic, right,
- 1:23:26Speaker 5: but that's my question. If you sign a purchase agreement
- 1:23:30Speaker 5: that says you get a loaner car, when you bring
- 1:23:31Speaker 5: it in for whatever reason, and then you get a
- 1:23:34Speaker 5: there's not a simility of it.
- 1:23:35Speaker 2: There's no stipulations, and then the worrying about like if
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: when available, okay, based on availability kind of thing.
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: And then he said, too, I could have gotten you
- 1:23:44Speaker 5: one if you had made a reservation for this service.
- 1:23:46Speaker 5: I said, I made a reservation a week in advance
- 1:23:49Speaker 5: for what are you talking about?
- 1:23:50Speaker 6: This is incompetence because it doesn't go both ways. If
- 1:23:53Speaker 6: they're like, well, you signed a purchase agreement, I STI
- 1:23:55Speaker 6: don't feel like paying, right. You know, it doesn't go
- 1:23:57Speaker 6: both ways, right, because.
- 1:23:59Speaker 5: I could just say, yeah, at the end of the month,
- 1:24:00Speaker 5: I'm not going to make the payment because I wrote
- 1:24:03Speaker 5: in the purchase agreement, you know if I have the money, yeah, right.
- 1:24:05Speaker 2: Five says before you even finish the story, I'm telling
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: you that the quote coolant situation is a fraud. Oh no, no,
- 1:24:12Speaker 2: I don't know. Is there a problem? There could be
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: a problem. I don't know, And I'm not defending before
- 1:24:18Speaker 2: I make a determination if Greg is the Ahle or not.
- 1:24:20Speaker 2: I'm just trying to find out what's going on. It
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: was there something, because a lot of times they will
- 1:24:24Speaker 2: say uh, depending on availability or subject to availability. Yeah. Yeah,
- 1:24:30Speaker 2: I'm trying to find the exact wording of this.
- 1:24:34Speaker 7: What is parentheses? What if other dealerships don't do this
- 1:24:37Speaker 7: in the future? Yeah, what about us parentheses?
- 1:24:40Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah?
- 1:24:41Speaker 4: What did they say specifically about the coolant?
- 1:24:43Speaker 2: Let's see blah blah blah blah the coolant light on
- 1:24:47Speaker 2: leak repair is x amount of dollars parts in labor
- 1:24:50Speaker 2: and as other findings as well, suspension, thrust, arm bushings,
- 1:24:54Speaker 2: last three tires worn down, this, that and the other.
- 1:24:57Speaker 2: And then the coolant was yeah, whatever that is, just
- 1:25:03Speaker 2: do that in there. I know, right, there's not like
- 1:25:06Speaker 2: a real thing. It just sounds like you throw a
- 1:25:08Speaker 2: bunch of words together because the average customer of no
- 1:25:10Speaker 2: idea what you're talking about? Oh yeah, breaks, you understand everything.
- 1:25:16Speaker 5: And then this coolant thing, and I can't find the
- 1:25:18Speaker 5: wording right now, but it said something about if it
- 1:25:20Speaker 5: didn't get repaired, it was gonna crack.
- 1:25:24Speaker 2: Did I fall for it? Absolutely well?
- 1:25:26Speaker 8: But fall for it?
- 1:25:27Speaker 6: I mean they're supposed to be the experts. You're driving
- 1:25:30Speaker 6: this car. What are you supposed to do?
- 1:25:31Speaker 2: Right?
- 1:25:32Speaker 5: I don't trust a lot of these mechanics. I don't
- 1:25:34Speaker 5: know what they're saying, and I don't know if it's legit,
- 1:25:36Speaker 5: but I did it. And then I exploded about the
- 1:25:39Speaker 5: loader car.
- 1:25:40Speaker 2: Okay, so are you the a hole for exploding about
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: the loader car? That's that's the question. Yeah, that's what
- 1:25:46Speaker 2: we're judging on because they then he was like trying
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: to act like he's doing me a favor, like I'm
- 1:25:50Speaker 2: gonna hook you up. I can hook you up.
- 1:25:52Speaker 5: If I'm gonna hook you I'm like, you're not hooking
- 1:25:55Speaker 5: me up. You're honoring the agreement that we signed. Yeah,
- 1:25:58Speaker 5: you're not doing me a favor.
- 1:26:00Speaker 6: I'm sick of this. I'm so sick of like the laziness,
- 1:26:02Speaker 6: the incompetence, the arrogance. I like in quote unquote customer service, Well.
- 1:26:06Speaker 2: It's the move.
- 1:26:07Speaker 4: It's always the move towards I'm not going to help
- 1:26:09Speaker 4: you exactly.
- 1:26:11Speaker 2: How can we?
- 1:26:12Speaker 7: How can I I've got some problems, how can I
- 1:26:13Speaker 7: fix them? It's whatever the opportunity is not to help
- 1:26:16Speaker 7: you on taking it right?
- 1:26:17Speaker 2: Yeah, And it used to not be that way, right,
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: and then over the years has gone too like how yeah,
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: anything I can do not to help you. It's like
- 1:26:24Speaker 2: you're either lazy or you're lying Texican me. My wife
- 1:26:27Speaker 2: just had this loaner debacle earlier this year. She has
- 1:26:30Speaker 2: a deal with the dealership that has a loaner program too,
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: and they were very dicey about it.
- 1:26:35Speaker 8: Yeah.
- 1:26:35Speaker 7: Yeah, that's the thing too. With a dealership. It's like
- 1:26:38Speaker 7: you could say, well, get get a second opinion somewhere.
- 1:26:42Speaker 7: All your warranty, that all the benefits that you've paid
- 1:26:44Speaker 7: for out the window, right, true.
- 1:26:45Speaker 2: Yeah, bushings are a thing. Bushings are in your control.
- 1:26:48Speaker 4: Arms part of the suspension, okay, Greg, part of the
- 1:26:50Speaker 4: proxy in the firewall.
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: First of all, Bush I know, all right? So is
- 1:26:55Speaker 2: Greg the a hole? Yes or no? Over to two
- 1:26:57Speaker 2: two nine eight seven. We'llt you know, everybody says what
- 1:27:01Speaker 2: the consensus is on the text. I trybody gets a
- 1:27:03Speaker 2: chance to vote.
- 1:27:03Speaker 5: Can I just reiterate that I went back to the
- 1:27:05Speaker 5: dealer and they said, well, we didn't do the coolant thing,
- 1:27:07Speaker 5: and even though I did tell them to do it,
- 1:27:09Speaker 5: so I had to go back home again.
- 1:27:11Speaker 2: So it was multiple trips. Okay, but we're just judging
- 1:27:14Speaker 2: based on just on on the loan I reaction to
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: the loaner part of it. We'll look you up with
- 1:27:19Speaker 2: the loaner. No, you're not hooking me up. Yeah, you're
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: doing what you're supposed to do. But you didn't say
- 1:27:23Speaker 2: calmed like that. I'm pretty sure you did. The cars
- 1:27:25Speaker 2: on the showroom floor. Yeah, I see plenty right here.
- 1:27:28Speaker 2: There is one right there. So good school, Jeff g
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: all right, Good morning, Jeff g.
- 1:27:36Speaker 1: Hey, Good morning Woody, and good morning squad. Happy Monday, everybody.
- 1:27:39Speaker 2: Let's you go and start with our Dodgers.
- 1:27:41Speaker 1: They are up one nothing in their series with the Phillies.
- 1:27:43Speaker 2: Hernandez a high fly ball deep in the right center,
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: got some parallel that one, It's got some.
- 1:27:49Speaker 8: Carry, and it is gone.
- 1:27:51Speaker 1: Big home run fran Fasca Hernandez. By the way, word
- 1:27:55Speaker 1: is on the internet that the Phillies picture was actually
- 1:27:57Speaker 1: tipping his pitches.
- 1:27:59Speaker 2: And that's what made us so easy for Tail to
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: hit that home run.
- 1:28:02Speaker 1: Today is game number two. Blake Snell is on the
- 1:28:04Speaker 1: mound for the Dodgers. Start time is three pm. You
- 1:28:07Speaker 1: can catch all the action, of course, on AM five
- 1:28:09Speaker 1: seventy LA Sports or on the free iHeartRadio app. Moving
- 1:28:14Speaker 1: on to the NFL. My Chargers couldn't do anything right yesterday.
- 1:28:17Speaker 1: Fumbles penalty is just a hot mess everywhere. They lost
- 1:28:21Speaker 1: to the Commanders twenty seven to ten. College football, the
- 1:28:24Speaker 1: biggest upset of the weekend was winless UCLA thirty five
- 1:28:28Speaker 1: point underdogs beating number seven Penn State. Let's go ahead
- 1:28:31Speaker 1: and go into the locker room. The game ball went
- 1:28:33Speaker 1: to the interim coach.
- 1:28:35Speaker 8: Listen to this.
- 1:28:35Speaker 1: I want to say, I'm so proud of this guy
- 1:28:37Speaker 1: for jumping in and having the energy into leadership.
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: Your first win, coach TIMPs Gilt.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: And last, but not at least by far, the weirdest
- 1:28:46Speaker 1: sports story of the weekend, A drunk Mark Sanchez was
- 1:28:50Speaker 1: former USC quarterback current NFL announcer beating the crap out
- 1:28:54Speaker 1: of a sixty nine year old truck driver outside of
- 1:28:56Speaker 1: an Indianapolis restaurant and bar. The victim actually stepped have
- 1:29:00Speaker 1: Mark Sanchez in self defense. Now Mark went to the
- 1:29:03Speaker 1: hospital and was arrested for battery resulting in injury, public intoxication,
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: and unlawful entry of a mortar vehicle. Mark Sanchez has
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: since been released on bond, save to say that his
- 1:29:13Speaker 1: broadcasting career is absolutely apt.
- 1:29:15Speaker 2: He's gonna get fired, plus he's gonna get sued. I
- 1:29:18Speaker 2: would imagine as.
- 1:29:18Speaker 1: Well goes to show you one drunken night can ruin
- 1:29:21Speaker 1: it all. Man, I'm Jeff g and that'ster so cal sports,
- 1:29:23Speaker 1: all right, Jeff gw So.
- 1:29:30Speaker 2: Greg wanted to know if he was the a hole.
- 1:29:32Speaker 2: He tls a quick story about how he took his car,
- 1:29:36Speaker 2: not the Toyota car would never have a problem like that. No,
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying, Yeah, this is never fig mistake.
- 1:29:43Speaker 2: But brought the car into the dealership. They gave him
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: this whole thing about you know it's gonna need this
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: this this this delay delay delay delay delay delay, and
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: then then well you know, uh, you know, let me
- 1:29:54Speaker 2: see if I can hook you up with a with
- 1:29:56Speaker 2: a loaner your contract. Greg kind of lost his mind
- 1:29:59Speaker 2: little bit like went.
- 1:30:01Speaker 5: Off on the dude, if we can find a car,
- 1:30:02Speaker 5: I'm looking at hundreds of them right now.
- 1:30:05Speaker 2: Yeah, they're everywhere.
- 1:30:07Speaker 6: Not the A hole.
- 1:30:08Speaker 2: I have never heard a positive car dealership story. Hence
- 1:30:11Speaker 2: why I avoid them all at all costs. It reminds
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: me of the South Park Cable company rubbing their own
- 1:30:17Speaker 2: nipples in pleasure as customers complain. As someone who works
- 1:30:23Speaker 2: at a dealership in service, no, not at all. Not
- 1:30:27Speaker 2: the a hole. There is usually always a loaner available,
- 1:30:30Speaker 2: and for not reading your message in the first place,
- 1:30:33Speaker 2: they should be scrambling to make that right. Meaning like
- 1:30:36Speaker 2: the one thing that Greg said, yeah, go ahead and
- 1:30:37Speaker 2: do because they said it was a priority. He wants
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: to go pick up the car and it wasn't done there.
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: Oh we didn't do that. I guess can you leave
- 1:30:44Speaker 2: it for a few more days? Wow? Greg's demeanor makes
- 1:30:48Speaker 2: him the a hole. A simple phone call before heading
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: to the pickup, pick up the car to find out
- 1:30:53Speaker 2: about the services, and just take the what's okay? Making
- 1:30:57Speaker 2: a quick making a quick phone call before I head
- 1:30:59Speaker 2: to pick it up to find out about the services
- 1:31:01Speaker 2: and the total solves this issue. It's just Greg and technology.
- 1:31:06Speaker 2: Why did you show up? Why did you show up
- 1:31:07Speaker 2: at the dealership at that time to pick up the car?
- 1:31:09Speaker 2: Because they said we communicate via text. We will text
- 1:31:13Speaker 2: you when your car is ready. They texted me and
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: said your car is ready, please come get it. So
- 1:31:17Speaker 2: some of that text geez weird, interesting Greg, But overall,
- 1:31:22Speaker 2: the majority of the people that are texting over Greg
- 1:31:24Speaker 2: is not the age. Yeah, I'm seeing a service manager
- 1:31:26Speaker 2: says no, not the ahole. Yeah, but yeah. And then
- 1:31:30Speaker 2: when they text uh, saying it's ready, come get it,
- 1:31:33Speaker 2: and then you should have called first. Greg.
- 1:31:35Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know.
- 1:31:39Speaker 2: They made it clear we do this via text.
- 1:31:41Speaker 3: Greg.
- 1:31:41Speaker 7: You know, do you repeat what they said when they
- 1:31:43Speaker 7: kind of broached the loaner topic. They said to you,
- 1:31:46Speaker 7: would it help if we hooked you up try to
- 1:31:48Speaker 7: hook you up at the loaner car? No, you know what,
- 1:31:53Speaker 7: I would rather just be stuck here.
- 1:31:54Speaker 4: And I haven't got my forty five thousand steps in today.
- 1:31:58Speaker 2: You have caught that I can just lie. Don't live
- 1:32:01Speaker 2: here now, Greg, is not the a hole. Make the
- 1:32:03Speaker 2: dealer honor the agreement and they can call Enterprise or
- 1:32:05Speaker 2: any other rental car service and reserve in the car.
- 1:32:08Speaker 2: They always have the dealers, especially if you're gonna have
- 1:32:11Speaker 2: a long term repair that goes on. They won't give
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: you just one of the regular loanoes. They'll set you
- 1:32:16Speaker 2: up with a something through hurt or an Enterprise, one
- 1:32:19Speaker 2: of the little local satellite offices that are close to
- 1:32:21Speaker 2: the dealership, and they just work it out.
- 1:32:23Speaker 4: To be honest, I'm so guys, you were so passive
- 1:32:25Speaker 4: and not say oh no, you texted me that it
- 1:32:27Speaker 4: was ready.
- 1:32:28Speaker 2: So I'll just be here. I'll be waiting here until
- 1:32:31Speaker 2: the car is ready. But it was one of those
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: days I just wanted to go home like I had
- 1:32:35Speaker 2: been there so many times that week takes it in
- 1:32:38Speaker 2: the moment, the Texters overwhelming and say no, no, anybody
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: say yes, okay, I could I would say, you under
- 1:32:45Speaker 2: a hold it. You could have gone.
- 1:32:47Speaker 6: You could have gone nuclear a hole.
- 1:32:48Speaker 2: What do you think, Jayah? We could have got a
- 1:32:50Speaker 2: lot of video. It's comically large, it's disgusting. The Woody
- 1:32:55Speaker 2: Show and we are into another new out in sense
- 1:32:59Speaker 2: of tivity, training for a politically correct world. And uh,
- 1:33:04Speaker 2: Morgan went to power Slap Menace you wear a power
- 1:33:07Speaker 2: slap as well. Loved it. And then Morgan hung out
- 1:33:10Speaker 2: for the UFC event.
- 1:33:14Speaker 6: She's such a dude.
- 1:33:15Speaker 2: Yeah, she is such a dude. Yeah, but she likes it.
- 1:33:18Speaker 2: She loves all the all the fight and stuff. But
- 1:33:20Speaker 2: there's a lot of women there at these events. Yeah,
- 1:33:23Speaker 2: did you bring did you bring in your pictures?
- 1:33:25Speaker 8: Sorry?
- 1:33:25Speaker 4: What was that?
- 1:33:26Speaker 2: Did you bring in your pictures?
- 1:33:27Speaker 8: Yeah?
- 1:33:27Speaker 2: Okay, good?
- 1:33:28Speaker 4: Did you have a pictures of hot chicks?
- 1:33:29Speaker 8: No?
- 1:33:29Speaker 2: No, no, she u We sent her out with a
- 1:33:32Speaker 2: little a little project a little yeah. Yeah, yeah, So
- 1:33:38Speaker 2: she went around you know who goes to these fights?
- 1:33:41Speaker 2: People who like fighting? Sure, yeah, I fancy themselves fighters
- 1:33:44Speaker 2: who are tough guys, you know. And so we we
- 1:33:49Speaker 2: sent Morgan out with some photos of people on the
- 1:33:52Speaker 2: Woody Show, of each one of us, asking, you know
- 1:33:55Speaker 2: these tough guys, you know, do you think you could
- 1:33:57Speaker 2: kick this person's ass just looking just looking at just
- 1:34:02Speaker 2: looking at at the fund where these the photos that
- 1:34:05Speaker 2: we the station photos. These are a professional publicity ones.
- 1:34:08Speaker 4: Okay, yes, all right, pretty generic neutral.
- 1:34:11Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, like Sea Best says, like the fans
- 1:34:13Speaker 3: of your see and I get it now. Once you
- 1:34:15Speaker 3: start training, you're like, oh I could do that, just
- 1:34:19Speaker 3: ten more years of training, right, yeah, all right, so
- 1:34:22Speaker 3: let me let me see the first picture.
- 1:34:24Speaker 2: It's mine first, okay, all right, so I'm just standing there.
- 1:34:27Speaker 2: I got my hands on kind of in your pockets. Yeah,
- 1:34:30Speaker 2: I kind of like, you know, tucked in my in
- 1:34:32Speaker 2: my pocket.
- 1:34:33Speaker 6: An open friendly expression.
- 1:34:34Speaker 2: Yeah, look and gross and fat.
- 1:34:37Speaker 7: You don't do the class things that every guy does.
- 1:34:39Speaker 7: When you're with any kind of fighters. You have to
- 1:34:41Speaker 7: hold your fist up.
- 1:34:41Speaker 4: And yeah, and now this is you know, not to
- 1:34:46Speaker 4: make fun but what weight class do you think you
- 1:34:48Speaker 4: would be in for the Oh yeah, if you was
- 1:34:52Speaker 4: going to fight it to away rightway, I'm too thirty, I.
- 1:35:00Speaker 3: Think to sixty something. Oh no, But that's the problem
- 1:35:03Speaker 3: with heavyweight is it's like two twenty is maybe maybe
- 1:35:06Speaker 3: seabast can google and it goes up to that. So
- 1:35:08Speaker 3: it's kind of a big So you would get your
- 1:35:11Speaker 3: ass kicked by some heavy I'm kidding, like they're gonna
- 1:35:13Speaker 3: be bigger than you have.
- 1:35:14Speaker 2: A professional fighter. Let's start there.
- 1:35:16Speaker 4: Well, there's the super heavyweight on the power slab that
- 1:35:19Speaker 4: we're at, and these guys you can't even knock them down.
- 1:35:21Speaker 3: Well, that's different. They had a guy this weekend or
- 1:35:24Speaker 3: last weekend, four hundred and sixty eight pounds.
- 1:35:29Speaker 4: Light heavyweights up to two of five, and then heavyweights up.
- 1:35:31Speaker 2: So just describe this guy that you were asking the question.
- 1:35:34Speaker 3: Okay, so this guy we're waiting outside in the arena.
- 1:35:36Speaker 3: Everyone lines up early for the prelims if you're like
- 1:35:38Speaker 3: a serious family, and this guy caught my eye because
- 1:35:42Speaker 3: he's literally shadow boxing inline. Sure people don't know what
- 1:35:49Speaker 3: shadow boxing is. You're literally punching the air, like you know,
- 1:35:52Speaker 3: punching your.
- 1:35:53Speaker 4: Shadows and usually your sniffins.
- 1:35:55Speaker 2: Yeah, and you think you.
- 1:35:56Speaker 3: Look really cool because I'm one person now and you
- 1:35:58Speaker 3: just look like a loser, you know. So I'm like,
- 1:36:01Speaker 3: this guy looks like a fun time.
- 1:36:03Speaker 2: So she went up and talked to him, brought we'll
- 1:36:04Speaker 2: start with my picture. Brought the picture to him to
- 1:36:07Speaker 2: see what he thought.
- 1:36:07Speaker 3: I'm outside of the T mobile arena for UFC and
- 1:36:11Speaker 3: what's your name, Paul, I'm gonna show you some pictures.
- 1:36:13Speaker 8: Okay, so this first guy, you think you can beat
- 1:36:16Speaker 8: him up? No problem. How would you beat him up?
- 1:36:19Speaker 10: I'd probably put sweeve him in the beginning and then
- 1:36:23Speaker 10: and then probably tackle him by the ankles and get
- 1:36:25Speaker 10: him down.
- 1:36:26Speaker 8: Okay, how long you think it will take you?
- 1:36:28Speaker 2: Twenty seconds?
- 1:36:29Speaker 8: Five seconds? Okay?
- 1:36:31Speaker 2: All right, so no, no problem.
- 1:36:33Speaker 3: And he weighed probably. Oh he's kind of skinny, so
- 1:36:36Speaker 3: he was making like one.
- 1:36:39Speaker 6: He doesn't sound like a tough guy.
- 1:36:41Speaker 2: Yeah, he sounds like big pussy from soprano. Yeah, he's guy.
- 1:36:44Speaker 2: And he didn't tell us fun with that.
- 1:36:46Speaker 6: Oh yeah, do you think he could take what?
- 1:36:52Speaker 4: You know? What?
- 1:36:53Speaker 2: No, I don't know.
- 1:36:54Speaker 6: He didn't sound like he could.
- 1:36:55Speaker 2: He sounds like he does some type I mean, if
- 1:36:57Speaker 2: he's shadow boxing a line, he must do something type
- 1:36:59Speaker 2: of like.
- 1:37:03Speaker 4: But my other thing is, though they say twenty five
- 1:37:06Speaker 4: seconds is quick, No it's not. I mean that's pretty long.
- 1:37:09Speaker 4: Like you can get gassed in twenty five Sure, long.
- 1:37:12Speaker 3: If you're a professional. But two people that don't know
- 1:37:15Speaker 3: what they're doing take a lot of Yeah, what's that
- 1:37:20Speaker 3: you'd be gassed by?
- 1:37:21Speaker 2: What's what's what's the next photo?
- 1:37:22Speaker 3: Who is our agent, Sebastian?
- 1:37:24Speaker 2: Oh, here's the picturesking.
- 1:37:28Speaker 6: Yeah, he looks angry. He looks like he's kind of
- 1:37:31Speaker 6: looking for a fight.
- 1:37:32Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true.
- 1:37:33Speaker 7: I did not want to be there for picture day
- 1:37:34Speaker 7: yet neither, but they made me come back. Well, they
- 1:37:38Speaker 7: made me come back for picture day two because when
- 1:37:40Speaker 7: they asked, when they asked us the original picture day,
- 1:37:42Speaker 7: do you want individuals?
- 1:37:43Speaker 2: Is it?
- 1:37:43Speaker 4: No? That's all right, and they get these emails, you.
- 1:37:45Speaker 2: Got to come back for another data.
- 1:37:47Speaker 6: Yeah, so he looks pissed. I think that'll help.
- 1:37:49Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, he's he has a side for you to
- 1:37:51Speaker 2: make him. You look a little bit larger. Come at me, bro,
- 1:37:55Speaker 2: asking the shadow boxing UFC fan if he can kick
- 1:37:58Speaker 2: sea basses as all right?
- 1:38:00Speaker 10: This guy Yeah, yeah, I think I could take him,
- 1:38:03Speaker 10: but I just can't let him get.
- 1:38:04Speaker 2: A hold of him. He's a big guy.
- 1:38:06Speaker 3: You know, he's an agent though he's an agent carnarks.
- 1:38:09Speaker 3: He's an agent for the cart but he has some
- 1:38:12Speaker 3: kind of training.
- 1:38:12Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, gets out.
- 1:38:14Speaker 8: How long would it take for you to beat him
- 1:38:17Speaker 8: in the first round? Yeah?
- 1:38:18Speaker 2: Fresh, okay, damn all right, so he can he can
- 1:38:21Speaker 2: hitdle me in twenty five seconds. Speak for me, all right,
- 1:38:24Speaker 2: So three three minutes so far I'm the one that
- 1:38:27Speaker 2: he thinks he can he can beat easily, the easiest okay,
- 1:38:31Speaker 2: sor right, So seem has to take three minutes.
- 1:38:33Speaker 3: Yeah, Next up is Vaughn video producer.
- 1:38:37Speaker 2: So Vaughan always looks like a giddy child and every
- 1:38:40Speaker 2: in every picture, the biggest smile, some kind of hand gesture,
- 1:38:45Speaker 2: throw up, some type of like you know, rock horns
- 1:38:48Speaker 2: or something, and you know what it looks like. He
- 1:38:52Speaker 2: looks like a human monster energy can the white ones.
- 1:38:58Speaker 6: So those are the crazy ones. Sometimes that's always smiling.
- 1:39:01Speaker 2: Yeah, he looks like something that's like a Versace logo.
- 1:39:05Speaker 2: Yeah all right, So what does this guy think about
- 1:39:07Speaker 2: kicking Vaughn's ass?
- 1:39:08Speaker 8: How about this guy, I gonna.
- 1:39:10Speaker 10: Mess with him, Yeah, because you know, not for nothing, but.
- 1:39:15Speaker 8: Because he's black.
- 1:39:15Speaker 2: Well, yeah, the heads your card of heart. Because their
- 1:39:23Speaker 2: heads are kind of hard. Wow, black people's heads are
- 1:39:26Speaker 2: kind of hard. That's what he said.
- 1:39:26Speaker 3: He has reasoning, nothing, nothing, not but nothing nothing.
- 1:39:30Speaker 2: But the heads are kind of a kind of Yeah,
- 1:39:34Speaker 2: they had your kind of heart.
- 1:39:36Speaker 10: I mean, I hand on one, you broke your hand,
- 1:39:40Speaker 10: punch on one and I missed and I hit the
- 1:39:41Speaker 10: head and it was yeah when I was a kid.
- 1:39:43Speaker 8: So yeah, Oh, tell me more about this story. Why
- 1:39:46Speaker 8: did you hit the guy?
- 1:39:47Speaker 2: Oh my god.
- 1:39:48Speaker 10: Well, back in the day, we used to sell joints
- 1:39:50Speaker 10: five dollars and I gave him like twenty of them
- 1:39:53Speaker 10: and he never paid me.
- 1:39:55Speaker 8: Yeah, I missed, I hit him in the head.
- 1:39:57Speaker 2: I got a box with fracture and I never got paid.
- 1:40:00Speaker 8: And now you'll never hit a black guy again.
- 1:40:01Speaker 10: I don't know about that, but I'm gonna make sure
- 1:40:03Speaker 10: I get him on the jaw. You look like you
- 1:40:04Speaker 10: got some soft cheeks, so yeah, yeah, but I say
- 1:40:07Speaker 10: I would say, no, he's.
- 1:40:08Speaker 8: Not gonna mess with Vaughan.
- 1:40:09Speaker 2: I'm not gonna mess with.
- 1:40:10Speaker 6: It on your face.
- 1:40:12Speaker 2: So he goes to the end.
- 1:40:14Speaker 4: I never heard they've got hard hits.
- 1:40:17Speaker 3: Hey, if that keeps you from hitting people in the God,
- 1:40:20Speaker 3: I've heard.
- 1:40:20Speaker 2: A lot of stereotypes about a lot of different groups.
- 1:40:22Speaker 2: Never heard anybody hasn't.
- 1:40:24Speaker 6: You'll get me right in the horn. You'll hurt yourself.
- 1:40:26Speaker 2: Concrete, dumb are good, old little buddy.
- 1:40:30Speaker 8: Menace?
- 1:40:30Speaker 2: Alright, Menace, all right, Menace is standing here.
- 1:40:32Speaker 7: He's photo the most intimidating his arms across arms cross.
- 1:40:36Speaker 2: He's doing the arms cross thing. Looks slightly angry. Yeah,
- 1:40:39Speaker 2: he's got like a like a serious look on his face,
- 1:40:41Speaker 2: and it's very pale.
- 1:40:42Speaker 6: This one's all attitude.
- 1:40:43Speaker 2: It's one of the it's one of the it's one
- 1:40:45Speaker 2: of the typical Menace poses for photos.
- 1:40:47Speaker 6: But does the back to the Future shirt sort of
- 1:40:50Speaker 6: take him down a little bit?
- 1:40:51Speaker 2: Back to the future racing. It doesn't look like it
- 1:40:55Speaker 2: could be caught, you know, has a glint of craziness
- 1:40:57Speaker 2: in his eyes.
- 1:40:58Speaker 6: Yeah, for sure.
- 1:40:59Speaker 2: Yeah the shine. Yeah. Morgan is a waiting in line
- 1:41:02Speaker 2: to get into the UFC preliminaries. Yeah, this guy's shadow
- 1:41:07Speaker 2: boxing while he's waiting line.
- 1:41:08Speaker 3: With his friend, by the way, who he was calling
- 1:41:10Speaker 3: Scar was a friend named Scar.
- 1:41:13Speaker 2: To paint the pictures, and so Morgan is showing him
- 1:41:16Speaker 2: pictures of people here on the Woody Show. Can you
- 1:41:18Speaker 2: kick their ass?
- 1:41:19Speaker 8: How about this guy?
- 1:41:21Speaker 3: This guy?
- 1:41:22Speaker 10: This guy? Yeah, uh, thirty seconds, I'm just gonna.
- 1:41:29Speaker 8: Hit him in the jaw, hit him in the jaw.
- 1:41:31Speaker 8: One one punch.
- 1:41:32Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I'm one punch shot.
- 1:41:34Speaker 8: And why why does he look so easy to beat up?
- 1:41:36Speaker 2: He just looks soft, like a like a marshmallow.
- 1:41:39Speaker 3: Yeah, his name is menace though, he's kind of like
- 1:41:41Speaker 3: a menace in the streets.
- 1:41:43Speaker 2: I'm not afraid that I got whatever. Okay, Wow, you're
- 1:41:46Speaker 2: up there with me that time it was you and me.
- 1:41:48Speaker 2: We're gonna get our a though. Yeah, all right, who's next?
- 1:41:53Speaker 3: We got Gina Grad All right, he's not gonna hit her.
- 1:41:56Speaker 8: He's not going to hit one.
- 1:41:57Speaker 2: You might want to sometimes, but you know, you don't
- 1:41:59Speaker 2: do it. They have hard heads.
- 1:42:00Speaker 6: If he was yeah, all right, I don't know. I
- 1:42:05Speaker 6: look too nice to him.
- 1:42:07Speaker 4: The joke, if I say from the back is what
- 1:42:09Speaker 4: he's gonna say, I would hit it.
- 1:42:18Speaker 2: That's see what he says next time.
- 1:42:21Speaker 8: How about this young lady.
- 1:42:23Speaker 10: No shot, I don't care how if she hates me first,
- 1:42:25Speaker 10: So I'm just gonna run away.
- 1:42:27Speaker 8: If I were a girl, would you hit her back?
- 1:42:29Speaker 9: Oh?
- 1:42:29Speaker 8: Yeah absolutely, And if you were a girl, you could
- 1:42:32Speaker 8: beat her ass.
- 1:42:34Speaker 2: I'm sure she got them point.
- 1:42:35Speaker 10: Of freaking nails too.
- 1:42:37Speaker 8: I don't like those, kill you?
- 1:42:39Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm not gonna mess what at all? Okay,
- 1:42:44Speaker 2: not gonna mess, thank you?
- 1:42:45Speaker 8: All right?
- 1:42:46Speaker 6: Gregory looks really way too nice in that picture, Like, hey, Greg,
- 1:42:51Speaker 6: like a beer could kick my ass? Yeah?
- 1:42:54Speaker 4: For sure. He looked more like a model in the Yeah,
- 1:42:55Speaker 4: he looks like from a Mervyn's catalog.
- 1:42:59Speaker 2: You hit this guy to hate crime. It's not even
- 1:43:01Speaker 2: like a fight's automatic hate crime. I just spent a
- 1:43:04Speaker 2: bunch of Cohle's bucks. I don't know just talking about
- 1:43:08Speaker 2: hitting a gay dude would be But yeah, you know
- 1:43:10Speaker 2: you'd never know by looking at that photo. You know
- 1:43:14Speaker 2: that's true. All right? It's a shatout boxing UFC guy
- 1:43:17Speaker 2: in line waiting to get in for the fights. Does
- 1:43:19Speaker 2: he think he can kick Greg Gory's ass?
- 1:43:21Speaker 8: How about this man? Wow, we might we might go
- 1:43:24Speaker 8: to it toll for a little while. Really, he looks
- 1:43:26Speaker 8: like he's in decent shape. Okay, Yeah, So.
- 1:43:29Speaker 10: I would say I would beat him, but it's gonna
- 1:43:32Speaker 10: be It's gonna be a good battle.
- 1:43:33Speaker 8: Would you like knock him out or would it be
- 1:43:35Speaker 8: a decision.
- 1:43:36Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm.
- 1:43:37Speaker 10: Gonna try to put him in a choke choke hold, yeah, yeah,
- 1:43:41Speaker 10: no problem.
- 1:43:42Speaker 2: Okay. Do you think this dude was one hundred and
- 1:43:44Speaker 2: fifty pounds?
- 1:43:45Speaker 4: Yeah, that's.
- 1:43:47Speaker 2: It sounds big, Yeah he does. He sounds like a
- 1:43:50Speaker 2: fat New Jersey guido. Now where do we He's Boston.
- 1:43:52Speaker 2: Don't put that on Jersey, Boston. Where do we? What
- 1:43:57Speaker 2: do we? Where we put it? We put Greg before
- 1:43:59Speaker 2: or after Vaughan?
- 1:44:00Speaker 6: Well he won't even touch on Yeah he's.
- 1:44:04Speaker 2: Yeah, this hardhead. Next time Sammy was our.
- 1:44:09Speaker 3: Sweet Sammy is gonna be.
- 1:44:13Speaker 8: And then this young woman I would never But if
- 1:44:15Speaker 8: I was a girl.
- 1:44:17Speaker 10: Like a spring bean, you know, like she got no
- 1:44:19Speaker 10: muscle protexture, and she's she's just smiling, she's just too happy.
- 1:44:23Speaker 8: I don't think she's.
- 1:44:23Speaker 2: Gonna fight back.
- 1:44:25Speaker 6: Yeah, he's got her pegged wrong, but I get in
- 1:44:28Speaker 6: her own words, she probably just sit there and cry.
- 1:44:31Speaker 6: I think she's a scrapper.
- 1:44:32Speaker 3: And how could we could forget this? Is?
- 1:44:34Speaker 2: You know, our guy was Oh my god, Yeah, bort,
- 1:44:38Speaker 2: you got any what do you think? What do you think?
- 1:44:41Speaker 2: Say any prediction?
- 1:44:42Speaker 4: Oh, mister tough guy, I'd say he's probably gonna knock
- 1:44:45Speaker 4: me out in five seconds. His picture, he's like yelling
- 1:44:48Speaker 4: or something.
- 1:44:49Speaker 2: But you may think that's what's gonna happen. Like, what
- 1:44:50Speaker 2: do you think he believed? Do you think he believes
- 1:44:52Speaker 2: that he could kick your as he probably thinks I'm
- 1:44:55Speaker 2: a goth, will see and that he could take me
- 1:44:56Speaker 2: out in a second. Just let's find out this is
- 1:45:00Speaker 2: the last one.
- 1:45:00Speaker 8: How about this guy? And this man has anger issues.
- 1:45:03Speaker 8: I'll tell you that allegedly, I'm not going to mess
- 1:45:06Speaker 8: with him.
- 1:45:06Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave him alone.
- 1:45:07Speaker 8: You're not even going to take the fight.
- 1:45:09Speaker 10: No, but he just looks like if you beat him,
- 1:45:11Speaker 10: he might just come back and try to stab you.
- 1:45:16Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, he's off the list. I'll say no.
- 1:45:19Speaker 2: I'll say no.
- 1:45:20Speaker 8: You ever saw anything on fire.
- 1:45:22Speaker 10: Behind the Walgreens when I was a kid one time
- 1:45:24Speaker 10: and got out of control and we ran away, But
- 1:45:26Speaker 10: we went back an hour later and didn't looked like
- 1:45:28Speaker 10: no one got hurt and the building was fine.
- 1:45:30Speaker 6: Okay, congratulations to me Borton, Vaughan were so.
- 1:45:36Speaker 2: I would say it's like myself and Menacer at the
- 1:45:39Speaker 2: top as far as the easiest ass to kick, follow
- 1:45:43Speaker 2: by Sea Mass, then Vaughan, What about Greg? I'm sorry?
- 1:45:48Speaker 2: Then Greg, then Vaughn, then bored. Yeah he's not going
- 1:45:52Speaker 2: after and then of course the girls. Yeah yeah, yeah,
- 1:45:57Speaker 2: Button come back.
- 1:45:59Speaker 3: Stab you A guy that is obsessed with stuff, that
- 1:46:02Speaker 3: never trains. Wow, thinks he can kick all y'all's ass.
- 1:46:05Speaker 8: That's good.
- 1:46:06Speaker 6: I mean shadow boxes like a chap.
- 1:46:08Speaker 2: Nobody in here has been in any kind of like
- 1:46:10Speaker 2: a physical altercation as an adults, as a kid. Yeah,
- 1:46:14Speaker 2: but I'm not sure about Gina because I know for
- 1:46:18Speaker 2: like Greg and I would say eighteen, I did. Yeah,
- 1:46:20Speaker 2: I got arrested. That's still that I brought think knows
- 1:46:23Speaker 2: so that was cool. But even eighteen, I wouldn't really count.
- 1:46:26Speaker 2: I wouldn't really count. That's still twelve.
- 1:46:28Speaker 4: I don't think I've scrapped, doesn't no, I know, But
- 1:46:30Speaker 4: obviously I'm the only one who's ever trained. Also, so
- 1:46:32Speaker 4: high five me.
- 1:46:33Speaker 2: Nice, Oh you've trained? You say?
- 1:46:35Speaker 6: I mean, who took.
- 1:46:38Speaker 8: Cardios?
- 1:46:38Speaker 4: I've been doing that for more years.
- 1:46:40Speaker 2: I did. Toxic guy, though, at an event for radio thing. Yeah,
- 1:46:44Speaker 2: that's right.
- 1:46:45Speaker 7: I did a UFC style fight and I beat a
- 1:46:47Speaker 7: guy who's three hundred pounds.
- 1:46:49Speaker 6: I did a power slap and one and beat everybody
- 1:46:51Speaker 6: and I won.
- 1:46:51Speaker 2: A million dollars. Nothing like kind of any official organizations. Yeah,
- 1:46:56Speaker 2: entertainment like street fight. And now if anybody's gonna end
- 1:47:00Speaker 2: up in the physical confrontation, is probably gonna be Sea
- 1:47:02Speaker 2: Bass for the cartnarks or.
- 1:47:05Speaker 7: Throw one punch at me that I did block then sweet,
- 1:47:08Speaker 7: that's right, Well I didn't you. I used a krapmag
- 1:47:11Speaker 7: style like a block randa.
- 1:47:14Speaker 4: You guys are laughing as if that's not a thing.
- 1:47:16Speaker 2: Yeah, people show show Well, I am one of your
- 1:47:21Speaker 2: senior listeners. I was that a concert the other day
- 1:47:26Speaker 2: and your people were there, and I talked to them
- 1:47:29Speaker 2: and said, what do you say? Doesn't show me?
- 1:47:32Speaker 4: They agree nobody likes in your show.
- 1:47:36Speaker 2: I think all suck got a text here. It says
- 1:47:41Speaker 2: I had an unusual dream and mill of the night
- 1:47:44Speaker 2: that I was hooking up with Sea Bass.
- 1:47:47Speaker 4: That's not unusual?
- 1:47:48Speaker 2: Uh? Is this a sign I should slide into the
- 1:47:52Speaker 2: cartnark d ms? Now see do I need a woody
- 1:47:57Speaker 2: dream interpretation I think you're just crazy.
- 1:48:02Speaker 4: Please please don't use cart narks for dming stuff, because
- 1:48:08Speaker 4: number one, I know how screen shots work, and number two,
- 1:48:12Speaker 4: just you know, I've got a Twitter account.
- 1:48:15Speaker 2: What do you producer?
- 1:48:15Speaker 4: That's much more efficient?
- 1:48:17Speaker 2: So what what do you mean?
- 1:48:18Speaker 7: Well, for instance, if so, let's say someone else makes
- 1:48:21Speaker 7: the first move and slides into the cart arks official
- 1:48:23Speaker 7: d ms. By the way, I think we just hit
- 1:48:25Speaker 7: one point two million followers.
- 1:48:26Speaker 2: So I appreciate that.
- 1:48:28Speaker 7: Then even if I say my only answer is that
- 1:48:32Speaker 7: I can say is thanks a lot for tech for
- 1:48:35Speaker 7: sending us this message. We don't do that here because
- 1:48:37Speaker 7: that that that account only deals with cards. Because if
- 1:48:41Speaker 7: I even say, hey, that sounds great screenshot, boom, I'll
- 1:48:44Speaker 7: look at the cart narks.
- 1:48:44Speaker 4: He's such a creep. I thought he's about cards, etcetera.
- 1:48:46Speaker 2: Okay, trying to do the right thing, trying to keep
- 1:48:49Speaker 2: business and personal. I'm getting a yeah, yeah, I say,
- 1:48:56Speaker 2: because these YouTubers get canceled for that kind.
- 1:48:58Speaker 7: Oh exactly, And even if it's the other person's I do, yeah,
- 1:49:00Speaker 7: it's it's not that's not what it's for looking for.
- 1:49:02Speaker 2: As I saw that, I was thinking about dreams over
- 1:49:06Speaker 2: the weekend, and I was like, huh uh oh here. Yeah.
- 1:49:10Speaker 2: So boxer Sugar Ray Robinson backed out of a fight
- 1:49:14Speaker 2: because he had dreamed that he was going to kill
- 1:49:17Speaker 2: his opponent in the ring. After a priest and a
- 1:49:20Speaker 2: minister convinced Robinson the fight, he went into the ring
- 1:49:23Speaker 2: and he ended up killing his opponent, Jimmy Doyle.
- 1:49:27Speaker 7: And that's what people like, is this real? I look,
- 1:49:29Speaker 7: is a real story? That's so yeah, it's pretty bad.
- 1:49:33Speaker 7: Asked to say I can't fight you. I'm afraid I'm
- 1:49:34Speaker 7: going to.
- 1:49:35Speaker 2: Kill kill you with my fist, and so all these
- 1:49:38Speaker 2: sorts ago right to the comments and all these people
- 1:49:40Speaker 2: are like, dude, this is why I listened to my dreams.
- 1:49:42Speaker 2: Like this is God's way of speaking to you and
- 1:49:45Speaker 2: communicating with the Univers's way of communicating with you is
- 1:49:48Speaker 2: through your dreams. Yeah, but let's hope that dreams aren't
- 1:49:55Speaker 2: real or telling or whatever. I've had so many ones, dude,
- 1:49:58Speaker 2: I get these like crazy violent dreams. What kind of
- 1:50:01Speaker 2: violentce Like we're like somebody is like being an a
- 1:50:03Speaker 2: hole or whatever, Like you know what like as if
- 1:50:06Speaker 2: Mark Sanchez approached me in a in a parking.
- 1:50:09Speaker 6: Lot, wailing on somebody.
- 1:50:10Speaker 2: Oh dude, I mean, and like we're talking like mega bloody,
- 1:50:14Speaker 2: dead dead violent, like it's something falling over there on
- 1:50:17Speaker 2: the off the feeding table. Yeah, and or just weird
- 1:50:22Speaker 2: dreams in general where you wake up going, oh, thank God,
- 1:50:24Speaker 2: that's not real. If that's the Universe's way of trying
- 1:50:26Speaker 2: to communicate with me, then I'm f I actually had a.
- 1:50:30Speaker 6: Dream last night that I was at an Edge Sharon
- 1:50:32Speaker 6: concert and he took off his pants in the middle
- 1:50:35Speaker 6: of the set and he had a tail and I
- 1:50:37Speaker 6: threw up.
- 1:50:39Speaker 2: So that makes sense that why you're thinking about that
- 1:50:41Speaker 2: because you just saw it. Sharing We've been making a
- 1:50:42Speaker 2: lot of jokes about how you say that you know
- 1:50:44Speaker 2: your love of them, you would suck it to the base.
- 1:50:47Speaker 2: You know that that makes more when something's like just
- 1:50:49Speaker 2: kind of random out of nowhere.
- 1:50:52Speaker 6: I mean, are you scared, Like is it? Like, whoa
- 1:50:54Speaker 6: am I capable of that?
- 1:50:56Speaker 4: Like when you have dreams like that, I don't know.
- 1:50:58Speaker 2: That's that's a good question, But like I don't like
- 1:51:00Speaker 2: the idea that it is the way that the universe
- 1:51:04Speaker 2: or God if you're a super is communicating through you.
- 1:51:07Speaker 2: Because you like to just be able to chalk up
- 1:51:09Speaker 2: all the stuff that comes up in dreams as just
- 1:51:12Speaker 2: that dreams not reality, and then look past it. New
- 1:51:15Speaker 2: ever wants to get a good dream. Have you ever
- 1:51:17Speaker 2: had one where it's like it absolutely came true?
- 1:51:20Speaker 4: I had one where the very next day, so I
- 1:51:23Speaker 4: had a dream that I walked into the office and
- 1:51:27Speaker 4: my coworker was wearing some certain jacket and he turns
- 1:51:30Speaker 4: to me and goes, oh, my girlfriend's pregnant. Right walking
- 1:51:34Speaker 4: the next day he's wearing that jacket. I go, dude,
- 1:51:36Speaker 4: I had a weird dream that we're standing in this
- 1:51:38Speaker 4: office and you told me your girlfriend's pregnant. And his
- 1:51:41Speaker 4: eyes just got crazy because I didn't even know he
- 1:51:44Speaker 4: had a girlfriend and she was pregnant.
- 1:51:47Speaker 2: He called her right away. So if you're into that
- 1:51:51Speaker 2: kind of stuff, you know what here I'm gonna I'm
- 1:51:53Speaker 2: gonna repost on our I'll put it in our Instagram
- 1:51:56Speaker 2: story this post about the sugar Raye Robinson thing, and
- 1:52:02Speaker 2: just read through the comments, because there story after a
- 1:52:05Speaker 2: story from people about the kind of like what Menace
- 1:52:06Speaker 2: just said about how.
- 1:52:09Speaker 4: Like, well you hear about the lottery too, like somebody
- 1:52:11Speaker 4: like that.
- 1:52:13Speaker 2: They say, deja vous. It's because you dreamt it. You
- 1:52:16Speaker 2: don't even remember that you dreamt it, but then eventually,
- 1:52:18Speaker 2: oh yeah, that was a dream and it played out
- 1:52:21Speaker 2: exactly the same way.
- 1:52:23Speaker 5: Have you ever had a shared dream? I had a
- 1:52:27Speaker 5: dream that this friend of ours in high school his
- 1:52:30Speaker 5: mom died in real life. And I had a dream
- 1:52:32Speaker 5: that I was at some sort of party, like a
- 1:52:33Speaker 5: wedding reception, and I saw her there, and I was
- 1:52:36Speaker 5: the only one there that thought, why is she here?
- 1:52:39Speaker 2: She died?
- 1:52:40Speaker 5: That's so weird. Next day, I talked to my friend
- 1:52:42Speaker 5: Mike and he said, Oh, I had the weirdest dream.
- 1:52:45Speaker 5: We were at this party and John's mom was there,
- 1:52:48Speaker 5: and I was the only one that knew she was dead,
- 1:52:49Speaker 5: And I thought, why is she here? And I said,
- 1:52:52Speaker 5: I had the same dream last night.
- 1:52:54Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean it's got me kind of creeped out.
- 1:52:57Speaker 8: Really.
- 1:52:58Speaker 2: Yeah. No, not about the violent stuff necessarily, but just
- 1:53:02Speaker 2: in general. Could you dream about stuff and you know,
- 1:53:05Speaker 2: things seem in a dream so real.
- 1:53:07Speaker 6: But that doesn't seem like you it does happ by
- 1:53:09Speaker 6: something like this, Well, because I'm thinking.
- 1:53:11Speaker 2: All this is like along the lines of astrology.
- 1:53:14Speaker 4: Yeah, some reason I looked up.
- 1:53:15Speaker 2: Is karma a real thing?
- 1:53:16Speaker 8: You know?
- 1:53:16Speaker 2: Like because I was thinking, there's there's no reason. I
- 1:53:19Speaker 2: can't think of any reason, don't they say it's always
- 1:53:22Speaker 2: the opposite. If you dream your teeth or falling out,
- 1:53:24Speaker 2: you're gonna live a long life. It means you're gonna
- 1:53:28Speaker 2: win money. But they're like, there's all these things like
- 1:53:32Speaker 2: I went through a early in the year. It was
- 1:53:35Speaker 2: just one like just annoying thing after another, and I go,
- 1:53:40Speaker 2: is the is the universe mad at me? Did I
- 1:53:43Speaker 2: do something?
- 1:53:44Speaker 10: And man?
- 1:53:44Speaker 2: Was I doing some deep diving into my I'm like,
- 1:53:48Speaker 2: what could possibly have brought this on? If I chat gpt'
- 1:53:52Speaker 2: is karma real thing? I told you that story just
- 1:53:54Speaker 2: to see because if if it was like, oh well
- 1:53:56Speaker 2: there are some kind of not I wasn't expecting anything,
- 1:53:59Speaker 2: you know, to tell me, oh no, it's totally real.
- 1:54:01Speaker 2: But even still, I decided like just to kind of
- 1:54:04Speaker 2: look back, like did I put like some bad juju
- 1:54:06Speaker 2: out there?
- 1:54:06Speaker 4: Like?
- 1:54:07Speaker 2: And I really couldn't come up with I believe it
- 1:54:10Speaker 2: or not. I know a lot of people have an
- 1:54:12Speaker 2: opinion about me one way or another, because it's my
- 1:54:14Speaker 2: job to be on here and on the show and
- 1:54:15Speaker 2: have an opinion. And I give you my honest, taking
- 1:54:18Speaker 2: opinions on things, realizing that sometimes they're not exactly uh
- 1:54:22Speaker 2: you know, going to be a popular opinion or the
- 1:54:25Speaker 2: majority uh you know will disagree with me. But that's
- 1:54:28Speaker 2: that's what we do here. Despite that, like I feel
- 1:54:32Speaker 2: like I'm actually, in fact, i'm a good person. Like
- 1:54:35Speaker 2: I'm a generous person, I'm a kind person. I'm a
- 1:54:37Speaker 2: good friend. I'm a good you know, husband and father
- 1:54:39Speaker 2: and things just happened. Son, But but but things just happened.
- 1:54:44Speaker 2: But I'm not a religious person. But yet I I
- 1:54:47Speaker 2: believe in stupid stuff. Oh you know what I did
- 1:54:49Speaker 2: bring back Greg, And maybe because my luck has kind
- 1:54:52Speaker 2: of changed a little bit here recent I brought the
- 1:54:55Speaker 2: pay back because Greg, Greg brought it. Greg brought off like, well,
- 1:55:00Speaker 2: you carry the pace right and you always say I'm
- 1:55:03Speaker 2: not superstitious, but you have that. But ever since I
- 1:55:06Speaker 2: put it back in its rightful place, things have kind
- 1:55:09Speaker 2: of turned around. This is very like if a medical
- 1:55:13Speaker 2: thing came through and like a couple other things kind
- 1:55:15Speaker 2: of fell in somebody.
- 1:55:16Speaker 6: So yeah, so dude, I don't know, you're such a conundrum.
- 1:55:21Speaker 1: I am.
- 1:55:22Speaker 2: I don't know. This is incongrusis But also I think
- 1:55:25Speaker 2: I want to believe. I kind of feel like like
- 1:55:27Speaker 2: I want to believe.
- 1:55:28Speaker 6: I want to believe in ghost They just don't come
- 1:55:30Speaker 6: to me.
- 1:55:30Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to believe, but I can't get myself
- 1:55:32Speaker 2: from a common sense standpoint to do it. But just
- 1:55:35Speaker 2: in case, I'll hedge my bed.
- 1:55:36Speaker 4: People will hyper focus though, Like if something early in
- 1:55:39Speaker 4: the day bad happens, then they're like, oh, I'm just
- 1:55:42Speaker 4: going to have a bad day.
- 1:55:43Speaker 2: So every little thing that's bad fulfilling. Noticed, that's true.
- 1:55:47Speaker 2: Same thing, tell my son, that's all you focus on.
- 1:55:49Speaker 2: I said, if you think something's going to suck, it's
- 1:55:51Speaker 2: going to suck. That's true. Like that that will happen
- 1:55:54Speaker 2: if you have a completely negative outlook or idea about something,
- 1:55:57Speaker 2: it's going to suck.
- 1:55:58Speaker 6: But also, like my brother in law is a neuroscientist
- 1:56:01Speaker 6: and he studies this stuff all day and he's a
- 1:56:03Speaker 6: professor or whatever. And there's just so much stuff that
- 1:56:06Speaker 6: we the lay people do not understand about our brains
- 1:56:09Speaker 6: that we chuck up to like magic or you know, God,
- 1:56:12Speaker 6: the university. We just don't get it. But it's it's
- 1:56:14Speaker 6: all there's a reason.
- 1:56:16Speaker 2: For two things. He just reminded me of of something
- 1:56:19Speaker 2: one was. I saw this video yesterday. It was this
- 1:56:22Speaker 2: guy I think it was in Ireland and there was
- 1:56:24Speaker 2: a hole in the beach and he was convinced that
- 1:56:26Speaker 2: it came like from some you know, alien or something,
- 1:56:29Speaker 2: as they did. And he was like, well, there was
- 1:56:31Speaker 2: this rock at the center where you could see there's
- 1:56:32Speaker 2: a seer mark on the one side. Literally, some guys
- 1:56:36Speaker 2: saw this report on the news and they hit the
- 1:56:39Speaker 2: news team up the news station like, yeah, this was
- 1:56:42Speaker 2: us yesterday. It was his dude, adult dude and a
- 1:56:44Speaker 2: bunch of his bros. And they were just digging a
- 1:56:46Speaker 2: hole in the sand at that beach and that was
- 1:56:49Speaker 2: possibly that was the hole. And so this guy looked
- 1:56:51Speaker 2: like a total idiot. And in fact, I just I
- 1:56:55Speaker 2: reposted that one too yesterday. That's on our WOODI Show
- 1:56:57Speaker 2: Instagram story. You could see that that's really funny the
- 1:56:59Speaker 2: way the whole thing planet. But he was convinced that
- 1:57:01Speaker 2: it was these aliens or some other kind of life
- 1:57:04Speaker 2: format to put this hole on the beach. That sounds newsworthy,
- 1:57:07Speaker 2: hole in beach. And then well we hear about crop
- 1:57:10Speaker 2: circles or these other stupid things from time to time.
- 1:57:12Speaker 2: It's like a three foot hole this right. Yeah, the report,
- 1:57:17Speaker 2: the report is hilarious. The report is like, how I
- 1:57:21Speaker 2: always noticed the time nine to eleven, nine eleven AM
- 1:57:24Speaker 2: nine eleven PM. I might not have looked or thought
- 1:57:26Speaker 2: about the time for hours, but the second that I
- 1:57:30Speaker 2: You know how sometimes you're laying in bed and you're like, oh, man,
- 1:57:32Speaker 2: I can't fall asleep. I've been here forever, and you
- 1:57:35Speaker 2: roll over and you look. You mean, like, why in
- 1:57:38Speaker 2: that moment that I decided to roll over and see
- 1:57:40Speaker 2: the clock where it was not? Is something going to
- 1:57:42Speaker 2: happen on nine to eleven at nine to eleven? Are
- 1:57:45Speaker 2: those numbers? Like of some you start doing this whole thing.
- 1:57:47Speaker 2: Of course I read up on that, and just because
- 1:57:50Speaker 2: you notice it, you notice that we look at the
- 1:57:53Speaker 2: time way more than you think.
- 1:57:54Speaker 6: You do, right, and that one's registering.
- 1:57:56Speaker 2: Yeah, but you never notice or you never make note
- 1:57:59Speaker 2: or yeah it never.
- 1:58:00Speaker 5: That goes to MENACE's point. If you have something happened
- 1:58:02Speaker 5: in the morning that kind of throws off your schedule
- 1:58:04Speaker 5: for a couple of minutes, then you're going to notice
- 1:58:05Speaker 5: all day.
- 1:58:06Speaker 2: It's like, oh, the world is trying to slow down bias. Yeah, yeah, right, exactly.
- 1:58:11Speaker 2: So you know, you look at the clock a number
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: of times out the day, you've noticed that it's you know,
- 1:58:15Speaker 2: eight forty one.
- 1:58:16Speaker 5: And because you don't give it a second thought when
- 1:58:18Speaker 5: you look at it's four oh three. Correct, don't give
- 1:58:20Speaker 5: it a second thought, but you do, you know, not
- 1:58:22Speaker 5: to eleven son of a bitch.
- 1:58:25Speaker 7: And like Manister saying, this is just like therapy if
- 1:58:27Speaker 7: you're if you're conditioned or primed to believe you have
- 1:58:29Speaker 7: problems and you're stupid and that's all, and you're emotionally wrecked,
- 1:58:32Speaker 7: and you're not going.
- 1:58:34Speaker 2: To like this, Gina, that's a. That's a. That's another
- 1:58:36Speaker 2: thing I'm starting to come around on with Menace and
- 1:58:39Speaker 2: Sea Bats. I think I'm more and more on that
- 1:58:41Speaker 2: team after you benefited, because because I think about it
- 1:58:46Speaker 2: and I go, I don't know, man like have like
- 1:58:48Speaker 2: nobody's ever been quote cured.
- 1:58:51Speaker 6: Well, it's not about right, is it?
- 1:58:53Speaker 2: Huh? It's about it should be? It should be what
- 1:58:55Speaker 2: do you cure?
- 1:58:56Speaker 6: I mean, you just get better at living your life
- 1:58:58Speaker 6: without without thinking the world.
- 1:59:00Speaker 2: Where you wanted you whatever you went to therapy for.
- 1:59:03Speaker 2: Kind of like you know, I feel curate resolving that
- 1:59:06Speaker 2: what that one? But have I ever resolved in it.
- 1:59:08Speaker 2: Like you read all these things about no even they
- 1:59:10Speaker 2: talked to There's a guy they interviewed him. He's a
- 1:59:12Speaker 2: he's a psychologist, and he's like, no, I've never cured anybody.
- 1:59:16Speaker 6: But do you feel like your life has become more
- 1:59:19Speaker 6: manageable after you went to therapy?
- 1:59:22Speaker 2: I did in retrospect, No, because I teach you how to,
- 1:59:27Speaker 2: but you pick up different things along the way anyway,
- 1:59:29Speaker 2: Like I just so happened to get that one piece
- 1:59:32Speaker 2: of advice that I love, Like, what's the worst case scenario?
- 1:59:35Speaker 4: This?
- 1:59:35Speaker 2: Will you be okay? Yeah, then don't worry about so that.
- 1:59:39Speaker 2: Maybe it didn't work for you, but one thing out
- 1:59:41Speaker 2: of the billion.
- 1:59:43Speaker 3: But do you think it helped you at the time?
- 1:59:44Speaker 11: Because talk therapy is also a thing for a reason,
- 1:59:47Speaker 11: because you need to get it out, you need to
- 1:59:49Speaker 11: say it, and it helps you organize your thoughts and
- 1:59:51Speaker 11: what you're feeling and all that.
- 1:59:52Speaker 3: Kind of stuff without saying it to somebody in your life.
- 1:59:55Speaker 2: I haven't categorized at this point the same way I
- 1:59:58Speaker 2: do the uh what it called the needles and the chiropractice. Yeah,
- 2:00:04Speaker 2: if you feel like it helps you, great, Yeah, you
- 2:00:06Speaker 2: know it's religion. Like I'm not a religious person. But
- 2:00:09Speaker 2: if if you feel like that's good for you and
- 2:00:11Speaker 2: that makes you a better person, you feel, you know,
- 2:00:14Speaker 2: like more connected to something whatever. Great, if you need that,
- 2:00:17Speaker 2: You're like great, I have no problem with it.
- 2:00:19Speaker 6: It's also like hypnotism, Like there are some people that
- 2:00:21Speaker 6: just can't be hypnotized because there's there's a part of
- 2:00:23Speaker 6: their brain that won't allow it. There you go, so
- 2:00:25Speaker 6: you can't. Maybe you can't go to that place, that's
- 2:00:28Speaker 6: my point. And maybe you can't go to that place
- 2:00:30Speaker 6: healthy because you will allow it to happen.
- 2:00:32Speaker 4: Some horrific things that have happened to people that they
- 2:00:35Speaker 4: do need to talk to somebody about.
- 2:00:38Speaker 2: Sure, I do support and they don't have anybody, Like
- 2:00:40Speaker 2: they don't have a really close friend, they don't have it. Yeah.
- 2:00:43Speaker 6: Also their close friend isn't qualified to do that.
- 2:00:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm saying I'm fine, I'm not anti right. Yeah,
- 2:00:49Speaker 2: I think I'm just more in you know, the camp
- 2:00:51Speaker 2: of like a menace and we've got everybody. Yeah, we
- 2:00:55Speaker 2: got a little much. We got to get break. We're
- 2:00:57Speaker 2: running it eight seven seven forty four. Didn't dream that
- 2:01:00Speaker 2: we would. I didn't mean to get on a on
- 2:01:02Speaker 2: a weird dream tangent. But I did. I did repost
- 2:01:04Speaker 2: that thing that got me all thinking about it. The
- 2:01:07Speaker 2: thing about sugar Ray Robinson, that is crazy. I had
- 2:01:09Speaker 2: the dream that he was going to kill his opponent
- 2:01:11Speaker 2: and then we talked about it and then he actually
- 2:01:13Speaker 2: did so. But read the stories that people in the
- 2:01:16Speaker 2: comments have, I mean, it's trippy. It's really trippy. Well, uh,
- 2:01:20Speaker 2: that's on our Woodies show Instagram at the Woody Show.
- 2:01:23Speaker 2: Check it out.
- 2:01:26Speaker 1: I got diarrhea.
- 2:01:27Speaker 2: My mouth is trying a Woody show. The wood Show.
- 2:01:35Speaker 2: What is it that you're wanting? Is just like bread?
- 2:01:37Speaker 2: Before we went on the other she was talking about
- 2:01:40Speaker 2: there was something she left out like six hours yesterday.
- 2:01:44Speaker 6: Yeah, I kind of drink was It was like this
- 2:01:46Speaker 6: Nestley chocolate like no sugar added, packed with protein like milk.
- 2:01:52Speaker 6: And because you got me doing it what you don't
- 2:01:54Speaker 6: realize it, but that that like laughing half life, fair life.
- 2:01:58Speaker 2: Not half life laughing, yeah, fair.
- 2:02:00Speaker 8: Life, whatever it is.
- 2:02:02Speaker 6: I started putting it in my coffee instead of creamer,
- 2:02:05Speaker 6: and I was like, that's a fun idea for me.
- 2:02:07Speaker 6: So I got so they didn't have that kind where
- 2:02:08Speaker 6: at the store I was at. But I was like, oh,
- 2:02:10Speaker 6: this will work, I guess. But then I always separate
- 2:02:12Speaker 6: all my groceries at the grocery store by temperature, so
- 2:02:14Speaker 6: they bag all the frozen together, all the fridge together,
- 2:02:17Speaker 6: all the regular together. Well, somehow this one made it
- 2:02:20Speaker 6: into my like face washbag, and I didn't see it
- 2:02:23Speaker 6: until I went to sleep last night, and I was like,
- 2:02:25Speaker 6: and so I put it in the fridge and pretended
- 2:02:27Speaker 6: like it didn't happen, and I've been drinking.
- 2:02:29Speaker 8: It all morning.
- 2:02:30Speaker 2: Wait, so you got it from the refrigerated section. Yeah, okay,
- 2:02:33Speaker 2: because the those ones that I brought in they're not
- 2:02:36Speaker 2: in refrigerator.
- 2:02:37Speaker 6: Well that's why I can find them.
- 2:02:38Speaker 2: Yeah, there are some milk types. Yeah, they're in with
- 2:02:41Speaker 2: all that stuff.
- 2:02:41Speaker 6: Oh okay, well I thought they were in their fridge.
- 2:02:44Speaker 2: So, which I was creeped me out because my kids,
- 2:02:45Speaker 2: when they were little, my wife would buy them. They
- 2:02:47Speaker 2: look like little juice boxes or their chocolate milk, and
- 2:02:50Speaker 2: I forget the name of the brand, but they love
- 2:02:52Speaker 2: these things. And I was like, is this weird that
- 2:02:54Speaker 2: we're buying It wasn't No, it wasn't you. Who was
- 2:02:56Speaker 2: It was like chocolate milk.
- 2:02:58Speaker 6: Okay, they'll see else stable.
- 2:03:00Speaker 2: If it's you would think right, you'll see it at Costco.
- 2:03:04Speaker 2: And just like non refrigerated, these tall, skinny like rectangle
- 2:03:09Speaker 2: boxes and then they lived. They do have some in
- 2:03:13Speaker 2: the refrigerated section. But also like if you go down
- 2:03:15Speaker 2: the aisle where all the juice boxes and stuff are,
- 2:03:17Speaker 2: they would have them there too. I'm like, this doesn't
- 2:03:19Speaker 2: seem right.
- 2:03:20Speaker 6: Well, is it like ozimbic? Like you can leave it
- 2:03:22Speaker 6: out of the fridge, but if you do, don't put
- 2:03:24Speaker 6: it back to the fridge. I feels a little weird,
- 2:03:27Speaker 6: but I'll let you know what happens.
- 2:03:28Speaker 2: Maybe because you know, well the question you mind after
- 2:03:32Speaker 2: about when you got home from the store, you didn't unpack.
- 2:03:34Speaker 6: Your No, I unpacked everything from the cold bags. I
- 2:03:37Speaker 6: didn't know they put this in with my face washed
- 2:03:39Speaker 6: and my room temperature stuff, which it was not supposed
- 2:03:41Speaker 6: to go in.
- 2:03:42Speaker 2: Right, But that even that you just left in the
- 2:03:45Speaker 2: this is what is it's horizon. This is the brain.
- 2:03:48Speaker 6: I remember that.
- 2:03:50Speaker 2: Yeah, And they sell them like by the case, but
- 2:03:53Speaker 2: they're they're not in the I mean again, they have
- 2:03:56Speaker 2: some in the refrigerated milk section.
- 2:03:58Speaker 6: Let's ask but.
- 2:04:00Speaker 2: When you go to Costco, they're by the waters and
- 2:04:04Speaker 2: the cost drinks. They're with all those other ones, the
- 2:04:07Speaker 2: protein drinks and stuff. Yeah, okay, Premiere Premiere Protein is
- 2:04:12Speaker 2: the one that Costco always uh pushing on the customers.
- 2:04:16Speaker 6: Yeah right, well I'll go back. Should I go back
- 2:04:19Speaker 6: for Premiere Protein or for laughing cow cheese?
- 2:04:22Speaker 2: Not laughing cow? What is it? Fair life? I'm saying,
- 2:04:28Speaker 2: if you go to uh, you know what, I think
- 2:04:30Speaker 2: I might have an extra case of it if you
- 2:04:32Speaker 2: want it.
- 2:04:33Speaker 6: No, I don't want to take yours.
- 2:04:34Speaker 2: It's it's sitting there. We still have some. We haven't gone.
- 2:04:36Speaker 2: We're not going through it super quick, so you might
- 2:04:38Speaker 2: as well take it.
- 2:04:39Speaker 6: Well, since I'm only using a splash for my coffee,
- 2:04:41Speaker 6: I'll take one. It'll last me a week.
- 2:04:42Speaker 2: Harding to take them. And you know, have your husband's
- 2:04:44Speaker 2: done working out with Tony Horton.
- 2:04:46Speaker 6: That's true, he's going to need to replenish. If you
- 2:04:47Speaker 6: know what I mean. Thank you.
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- 2:05:41Speaker 2: Greg Gory parting words wisdom please.
- 2:05:42Speaker 5: Yeah, Woody, I saw this quote and I thought you
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- 2:05:48Speaker 5: If you're persistent, you'll get it. If you're consistent, you'll
- 2:05:52Speaker 5: keep it. Didn't that week of Woody.
- 2:05:57Speaker 2: Yes, say it again.
- 2:05:58Speaker 5: If you're persistent, you'll get it. If you're consistent, you'll
- 2:06:02Speaker 5: keep it.
- 2:06:02Speaker 2: Oh, I do like that. That was for you. That
- 2:06:05Speaker 2: might go in my quotes my quote file. I have
- 2:06:10Speaker 2: notes of quotes.
- 2:06:11Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a good one, quotes.
- 2:06:12Speaker 2: On my phone. Yeah, that's a good one. I like
- 2:06:14Speaker 2: that one.
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