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Lauren Lapkus, Taran Killam, and Vinny Thomas Ruin What Could Have Been a Very Pleasant Evening (Live in Los Angeles) · I Said No Gifts! A comedy interview podcast with Bridger Winegar

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  Speaker 1: Attention.
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  Speaker 2: Due to unforeseen circumstances, Jimmy Smagoula will not be able
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  Speaker 2: to perform this evening. However, despite this massive inconvenience, the
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  Speaker 2: host was able to act quickly and find a replacement
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  Speaker 2: with a voice just as, if not more beautiful and
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  Speaker 2: now the theme.
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  Speaker 3: Song to me.
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  Speaker 1: When I invited you here, I thought I made myself
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  Speaker 1: perfectly clear. When you're a guest in my home, you
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  Speaker 1: have to come to me empty handed. I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 1: Your presence is presence enough. And I already have too
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  Speaker 1: much stuff. I have so many things. I just organized
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  Speaker 1: my garage and it's overflowing. It's disgusting. My life is
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  Speaker 1: falling apart. So how dare you disobey me?
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  Speaker 4: Oh?
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  Speaker 1: My god, it's on only smellson. Oh we should well,
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  Speaker 1: let's go on over one more time. When I invited
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  Speaker 1: you here, I thought I made myself perfectly clear. When
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  Speaker 1: you are a guess in my home, you have to
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  Speaker 1: come to me with nothing. Please bring nothing. It's very clear.
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  Speaker 1: I said no gifts. Your presence is presence enough. Oh oh,
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  Speaker 1: I said no gifts. I said no gifts. So how
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  Speaker 1: dare you? How dare any of you disobey me.
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  Speaker 5: Oh oh my god, look at this.
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  Speaker 1: Look at the talent on display. I said, no gifts.
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  Speaker 1: An A, Lisa Nelson, James Gerard, God.
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  Speaker 3: Bless WHOA.
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  Speaker 1: Welcome to I said, no gifts. I'm Bridger Wineger. How
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  Speaker 1: did we get here? How did we get to what
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  Speaker 1: we've just experienced? Well? Ten years ago I met a
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  Speaker 1: man on Tinder. Fast forward two weeks ago. We've been
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  Speaker 1: on a few dates and he gets an audition and
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  Speaker 1: he says, should I do this? And I looked at it.
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  Speaker 1: I said, the creative team is good, you should audition.
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  Speaker 1: A week later, he books the job. The night he's
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  Speaker 1: supposed to sing the theme song of the podcast in Chatsworth.
• 3:01
  Speaker 1: The Man's in Chatsworth. It's an adult swim project, so
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  Speaker 1: it is a good credit. But unfortunately Jim wasn't able
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  Speaker 1: to make it. Here. Could we just see the slide rip?
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  Speaker 1: I'm so worried about gen Z. You know this is
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  Speaker 1: the We're losing them. But we're here and now I'm
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  Speaker 1: just like, I'm so baffled. I did not expect to
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  Speaker 1: have to do the theme song. I'm carrying so much weight.
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  Speaker 1: How is Los Angeles doing? I think we can take
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  Speaker 1: Jim and Reeva off. Well, we'll talk about this. Actually,
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  Speaker 1: actually we should get to this. Let's go to the
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  Speaker 1: next slide because we've got to get to something so
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  Speaker 1: I can take off this robe so I don't start
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  Speaker 1: sweating like I usually do. So you know these. Over
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  Speaker 1: the course of the last few live shows, I've worn
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  Speaker 1: this beautiful thing, this key so light tunic, and I
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  Speaker 1: died it and died it and died it, and eventually
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  Speaker 1: it was unusable. And I wanted to wear something from
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  Speaker 1: the podcast, but unfortunately, the guests usually bring me garbage,
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  Speaker 1: and the clothes they bring me or garbage, so I
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  Speaker 1: didn't really have a lot of options. And a couple
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  Speaker 1: of months ago, Josh Sharp showed up and he brought
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  Speaker 1: me these three I think the brand is Vory or something,
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, some sort of ath leisure. And so
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  Speaker 1: we have these three T shirts and could we see
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  Speaker 1: me in one? Look how dumpy I look shapeless. It's
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  Speaker 1: too long, it doesn't I mean even the neck is
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  Speaker 1: too loose. It looks horrible. So I had to think
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  Speaker 1: of something, and I contacted all the people with sewing
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  Speaker 1: machines in my life, and I found my friend Danny,
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  Speaker 1: and I said, can you can you do something for me?
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  Speaker 1: And as someone with a skill, this is always so
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  Speaker 1: amazing to me when someone has a skill and they're
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  Speaker 1: able to accomplish something. She had me the T shirts
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  Speaker 1: over and I guess I should reveal the look the
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  Speaker 1: look for this evening. Okay, here we go. Be careful,
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  Speaker 1: it's all. You've got to be careful when you're looking
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  Speaker 1: at me. Look at this. Let's go back to those
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  Speaker 1: T shirts, those horrible T shirts. This is couture, this
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  Speaker 1: is fashion. I look like I spent the night at
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  Speaker 1: Kevin Smith's or something. It's not an ideal look, but
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  Speaker 1: you have to do what you can with what you're given.
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  Speaker 1: That's kind of what life is. And now I need
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  Speaker 1: to look at my business just to make sure we're
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  Speaker 1: covering everything. We're doing the outfit. Okay, now I can
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  Speaker 1: just talk about my life. Thank God. Very busy day.
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  Speaker 1: I was on Instagram for fourteen hours and went to
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  Speaker 1: the grocery store. My brother's in town. He's somewhere here
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  Speaker 1: in the audience. We hope he made it. We hope
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  Speaker 1: Jesse made it to the show. He got in last night,
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  Speaker 1: and so far I've shown him the city by making
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  Speaker 1: him watch the third episode of the documentary about Biggest
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  Speaker 1: Loser and taking him to the same restaurant twice. So
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  Speaker 1: it's been an explosive time for him. And so there's that.
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  Speaker 1: Unfortunately I just found out, well I didn't find out.
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  Speaker 1: This is a tough time for me because my nephew
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  Speaker 1: didn't follow me back on Instagram and he watched my stories,
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  Speaker 1: So I know, I know, but whatever, you know what
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  Speaker 1: about this? Wouldn't you want to follow on Instagram? So
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  Speaker 1: there's that. Somebody wanted somebody I guess it's their birthday.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see here. This is not the birthday podcast, but
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  Speaker 1: their sister wanted me to wish my happy birthday from
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  Speaker 1: your sister. She's in Texas live streaming of this and
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  Speaker 1: she sent him here. That was lazy on her part. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: I think we got all of our business done. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: so now this is I need. Okay, I'm gonna we
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  Speaker 1: have two different volunteer opportunities tonight. The first one is
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  Speaker 1: actual labor. It's going to require strong people who are
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  Speaker 1: going to do something. So if you if you don't
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  Speaker 1: feel strong, tell me, well, not physically but mentally and emotionally.
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  Speaker 1: So I'm gonna come out and try to find two
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  Speaker 1: people that. Oh, and I'm gonna bring my baked cookies.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see. Don't look at me, okay, so just let
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  Speaker 1: me know if you're not interested in working and uh
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  Speaker 1: doing labor. Okay, let's see, you can just have a cookie.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see here. Now I'm gonna go to the other so, well,
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  Speaker 1: let's see here. Would you want to do any physical well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not physical labor. Why do I keep? What's that? Okay? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: don't do it. Let's see. No, no, no, no. Would
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  Speaker 1: you want to do something? Okay? What's your name? Toria? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: head up onto the stage. I'm not respond before you. Ah,
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  Speaker 1: here's a cookie, and we need one more person that's
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  Speaker 1: gonna be her teammate. Let's see here, we're looking, we're looking.
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to.
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  Speaker 6: Sure?
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  Speaker 1: What's your name?
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  Speaker 7: Mike?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, Mike, get on stage and are you with him? Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you can have the cookie. Okay. So a couple of
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  Speaker 1: years ago, my friend Chris there was on the podcast
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  Speaker 1: and he gave me a thousand piece puzzle of Republican
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  Speaker 1: President's playing pool, and I had, as an adult, had
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  Speaker 1: never done a large puzzle. So but I he kind
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  Speaker 1: of bullied me into it with a hashtag puzzle please,
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  Speaker 1: and everyone was harassing me online about doing the puzzle.
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  Speaker 1: So I started it and it took me fifteen weeks
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  Speaker 1: to complete the puzzle. So I thought, why not tonight.
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  Speaker 1: People are always saying, oh, I listened to a podcasts
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  Speaker 1: while I do. I thought, what a fun opportunity to
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  Speaker 1: do that live. So these two we've got follow me.
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  Speaker 1: We have this little table set up back here. Take
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  Speaker 1: a seat, and they get cookies and water too. They're
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  Speaker 1: not going to I just want to show everyone the
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  Speaker 1: puzzle if we can. It's all of the Republican president
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  Speaker 1: and presidents except for the worst one. He didn't make
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  Speaker 1: it in. But this is what they'll be doing. It's
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  Speaker 1: a thousand pieces. I don't I obviously don't know how
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  Speaker 1: long it actually takes to make a puzzle because it
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  Speaker 1: took me fifteen weeks. This could maybe it takes an
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  Speaker 1: hour and a half. I don't know. Uh So this
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  Speaker 1: is for you two. Now you two can get to work.
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  Speaker 1: I would love for you to finish the puzzle. I'd
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  Speaker 1: love for you to get the border. Whatever it takes,
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  Speaker 1: I would love for you to get Richard Nixon's face.
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  Speaker 1: So you've set to work, and we'll check in with
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  Speaker 1: you throughout the show. And you're are you okay? Are
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  Speaker 1: you okay with this labor perfect? I said, okay, we'll
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  Speaker 1: check back in with them. Okay, good for them. Two
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  Speaker 1: strong people, strong as oxes. Okay. So now, okay, now
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  Speaker 1: I need three more volunteers. This is an easier one.
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  Speaker 1: This doesn't require as much time or effort. So let's
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  Speaker 1: and I've given away all the cookies. What a shame.
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  Speaker 1: Let's see here, people are looking away. Would you want
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  Speaker 1: to no? I love what someone says no, by the way,
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  Speaker 1: I would, I would say yes, and I'm a no.
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  Speaker 1: You want to Lauren? Lauren? Get up there? Okay, let's
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  Speaker 1: see here. Let's see. I'd love to get somebody in
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  Speaker 1: the middle where I can't access Sir with the glasses?
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  Speaker 1: Would you want to do it? Okay, come on up, okay,
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  Speaker 1: and we need one more. I'll go over here after
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  Speaker 1: we find out. Sir with the glasses name Vincent. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: head up, Vincent. Okay. Now I'm just gonna scurry over here. People, Okay,
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  Speaker 1: let's here, moving, moving, moving people. Let's see people when
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  Speaker 1: they're looking at me. It's uh, you would you like
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  Speaker 1: to her friend is really throwing her under the bus? Sam, Sam,
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  Speaker 1: come on, okay, all right, you can all take a seat. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: I should have brought a blanket to put over my legs,
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  Speaker 1: but I do. I mean, I've worn less on camera.
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  Speaker 1: I have a very dark past. So okay, we're gonna
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  Speaker 1: sit here. We're gonna play Gift or a Curse. And
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if you're familiar with the game, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to name some things. You'll tell me if
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  Speaker 1: they're a gift or a curse and why. Then I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you if you're right or wrong. Oh and by
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  Speaker 1: the way, Puzzle King and Queen, you are gonna win
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  Speaker 1: a prize if you get to the end, So put
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  Speaker 1: in the work and you you all are gonna win
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  Speaker 1: a prize as well if you played the game correctly. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: So do you have a mic? Let's see here. Okay,
• 11:57
  Speaker 1: everybody's got technology. Okay, so you're I'm going to give
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  Speaker 1: you two things. You'll tell me and we'll see how
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  Speaker 1: you do, and then we'll head down. I'm not gonna
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  Speaker 1: leave you two out. Okay, So let's get into the
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  Speaker 1: dock here. These were all sourced during my fourteen hours
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  Speaker 1: on Instagram today. Thank you to the people who've sent
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  Speaker 1: them in. Okay, first of all, gift your a curse?
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  Speaker 1: Cold showers Hmmm okay, I'm gonna say gift.
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  Speaker 8: Why because it shocks you? Okay, so it's like a
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  Speaker 8: little excitement in your day you wouldn't have otherwise.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, correct, Yes, it's a gift. I mean, maybe
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  Speaker 1: not on a chilly night like tonight, but I love
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  Speaker 1: a cold shower. We all know, we don't all have
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  Speaker 1: the plunge or whatever the hell, but you get in
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  Speaker 1: the shower and get that blast to the face. I'm
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  Speaker 1: sure it does the same thing. Yeah, so it's a gift.
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  Speaker 1: You've gotten one, right so far. Number two, gift or
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  Speaker 1: a curse? When a waiter says enjoy your meal and
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  Speaker 1: you say you too.
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  Speaker 8: I do this one far too often. I would say
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  Speaker 8: it's a curse. Why Because you don't mean to say it,
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  Speaker 8: and you're always a little bit embarrassed and you wonder
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  Speaker 8: what the waiter thinks about you.
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  Speaker 9: It's just awkward.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong, It's a gift, I and it's for this reason.
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  Speaker 1: I think the waiter needs to see you in a
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  Speaker 1: weak moment. They need to find out that you're imperfect. Yeah,
• 13:30
  Speaker 1: and then the relationship is a little bit more fluid loose.
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  Speaker 1: You're gonna have more fun over your vulnerable at that. Yes,
• 13:36
  Speaker 1: so you've got You've got one, right, Okay, how do
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  Speaker 1: you feel?
• 13:39
  Speaker 9: I feel?
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  Speaker 1: Okay? Okay, well that's a good attitude. You win a prize. Okay,
• 13:44
  Speaker 1: let's see what you won. I'll open it for you. Okay,
• 13:49
  Speaker 1: let's see here. So this is Okay, you do get
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  Speaker 1: a cookie, so that will be in the bottom of
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  Speaker 1: the back. And everybody voted on these on Patreon the
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  Speaker 1: things that I should give away. So this is a
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  Speaker 1: a fragrance from Rachel Dratch that is half used. She
• 14:04
  Speaker 1: bought it half used. It's called Redhead and Bed and
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  Speaker 1: it personally, I don't like the smell, but you might
• 14:14
  Speaker 1: be into it. And you also get a little sticker
• 14:18
  Speaker 1: from the podcast. This is new merch Actually this is
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  Speaker 1: actually basically a product launch. This is this is I
• 14:25
  Speaker 1: may be available online now, I'm not sure, but this
• 14:27
  Speaker 1: is for you. So you take that and then let's
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  Speaker 1: head on to the next contestant. Remind me your name, Vincent. Okay, Vincent,
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  Speaker 1: are you ready, Okay, we'll see number one. Gift her
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  Speaker 1: a curse hard boiled eggs on a salad.
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  Speaker 10: Curse?
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  Speaker 11: Why because I feel like when you have harbolled eggs,
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  Speaker 11: your breast smells. Then you have to interact with people,
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  Speaker 11: and that's kind of weird. Also, I'm a deviled egg guy,
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  Speaker 11: you know, I like a little I like it, but
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  Speaker 11: a little bit of seasoning, a little bit of something
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  Speaker 11: extra to the deviled egg.
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  Speaker 1: Right. Wrong. First of all, you lost me a deviled egg. No, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: Second of all, you definitely want We've seen the protein craze.
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  Speaker 1: It's we've all need the protein, but we also need
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  Speaker 1: our fiber. So this is a great combination of the two.
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  Speaker 1: And I love a boiled egg. To the fact that
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  Speaker 1: the other night my cobb salad didn't come with one
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  Speaker 1: and I had to request can I get my egg?
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  Speaker 1: Which was unpleasant, But it's worth it. So you got
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  Speaker 1: one wrong. Okay, So next gift or a curse? That
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  Speaker 1: tiny pocket inside of front pocket of your jeans.
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  Speaker 11: Oh that's a gift for sure. Why all the time
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  Speaker 11: I'll just jam something in my pocket forget about it,
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  Speaker 11: and then a few weeks later I find it again
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  Speaker 11: and it's like a mini Christmas sermony, birthday, and it's
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  Speaker 11: so nice to just have a little surprise in your
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  Speaker 11: pants every once in a while.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, that's a gift. That little pocket was someone's dream.
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  Speaker 1: They followed their dream and got it into almost all pants,
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  Speaker 1: So I think that's great. That's a gift. And so
• 16:05
  Speaker 1: you got one out of two, which again is a failure,
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: but you still get to win a prize. So let's
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  Speaker 1: find out what you're going to get. Now. This is okay.
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  Speaker 7: So this is.
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  Speaker 1: The Oreo Ultimate Dunking Set from David desk Mulchin.
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  Speaker 7: I get a real gift.
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: This was bought at Goodwill and is definitely expired. I
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: think there are Oreos in here, so throw those away.
• 16:29
  Speaker 1: But the rest of this you get the tongs, the napkins,
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: the cookie cages. Does anyone here own a cookie cage?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: You might be the only person in Los Angeles with
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: the cookie cage. Okay, and then you get a cookie
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  Speaker 1: and a sticker. Wow, I'm giving it all away tonight. Okay,
• 16:46
  Speaker 1: take that, thank you, all right, and then take the bag.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: Let's see, let's hear it. For our first two contestants,
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  Speaker 1: they failed, but they tried all right, and remind me
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  Speaker 1: of your name again, Sam, Sam, Are you ready? Okay,
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: here we go. First of all, gift you a curse
• 17:03
  Speaker 1: hotel hot tubs.
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  Speaker 9: You know, I do think that they're a gift.
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  Speaker 12: Not many of us are finding personal access to a
• 17:14
  Speaker 12: hot tub, so sometimes a shared hot tub is the
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  Speaker 12: best that we're going to get. And you know the
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  Speaker 12: bubbling liquids.
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  Speaker 1: Correct, it's a gift. Where else am I going to
• 17:29
  Speaker 1: meet divorce men? Okay, moving on, here's our final one,
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  Speaker 1: and you might have you might need information. I hope
• 17:40
  Speaker 1: you know what this is. Gift you a curse USPS
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  Speaker 1: Informed Delivery, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 9: A huge gift.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: Huge.
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  Speaker 12: As a member of the member of Informed Delivery, it's
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  Speaker 12: so worthy because when you, I don't know, there's sometimes
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  Speaker 12: that I'm so anxious about the arrival of my package
• 17:58
  Speaker 12: or my water bill or whatever it may be, that
• 18:01
  Speaker 12: getting that little image in your inmocks every day is
• 18:04
  Speaker 12: just like, oh, and I know that the mailman's coming,
• 18:07
  Speaker 12: so I can you know, prepare my.
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Dog correct this thing. And now this is just going
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: to become a commercial for this thing. If you don't
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: do that for this, you are missing out on a
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: cool part of life. You're getting an If you want
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: to get an email, this is a way to get
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: an email every day.
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  Speaker 9: I'm very popular.
• 18:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, I love it. And the postal service is
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  Speaker 1: a miracle. And this is truly one thing that I
• 18:33
  Speaker 1: don't I don't know how it works. And I worked
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  Speaker 1: there for two days. I worked in one of their
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  Speaker 1: data centers with a bunch of polygamist women. Once I
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: wasn't part of that. I was typing zip codes. It
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: was too cold and it hurt my fingers, so I
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: got out of.
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  Speaker 12: There, but knew that they were polygamist women.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: Oh you know a polygamist woman. If you're in Utah,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: you know they look like they just got off of
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  Speaker 1: a wagon. It's very clear you are the big winner today.
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  Speaker 1: You got both bright, which is so exciting. Let's get
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: in here and see what you've got. So you've got
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  Speaker 1: some great things. Let's see. Okay, you got backyard football.
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: This is from Joe Castle Baker, but if you open it,
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: it's actually the animated storybook from Pocahontas, which that's a
• 19:20
  Speaker 1: great thing. That's kind of a two for one. You
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: got a cookie, a sticker, and then this is so amazing.
• 19:26
  Speaker 1: This is from uh, Jeff Loveness, and this is your strips.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: I think there's two left, so that's great. You're I mean,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: this is a very good prize for you, so you
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: can go ahead and take that.
• 19:38
  Speaker 13: If it's a good prize, Bridge, excuse me. If it's
• 19:43
  Speaker 13: a good present, why didn't you use it?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: Who is that?
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: You know who it is?
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's Jeff Loveness.
• 19:52
  Speaker 13: Was this your little plan to humiliate me on the
• 19:55
  Speaker 13: stage where Shirley Temple learned to dance?
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: Jeff, it's a good gift and I wanted to give
• 20:03
  Speaker 1: it to one of our wonderful audience members.
• 20:06
  Speaker 13: Sam, your nose seems great. Your poors seem fine. This man,
• 20:11
  Speaker 13: on the other hand, look in that four K Those
• 20:15
  Speaker 13: poors need a little plunge.
• 20:18
  Speaker 1: Oh interesting, interesting. Well, if you think they're so good,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: why don't you come up on stage.
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: You're afraid me.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: It was so nice not having you in New York
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: or chicag Oh.
• 20:26
  Speaker 14: I was there.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: I'll lend you to the end of the yard.
• 20:28
  Speaker 10: You were there.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: I assume just as a fan.
• 20:32
  Speaker 13: You bumped me because jd Vance had to come on
• 20:34
  Speaker 13: the show. Big Pam, Sam, can I can I.
• 20:40
  Speaker 1: Put it on. This is ridiculous. I'm sorry. Wow, there
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: were three in there. It was even better than I thought.
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Well, surely he's not the only one.
• 20:54
  Speaker 1: You've got to pull off that. He doesn't even know
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: how he gave these to me. He gave these to me,
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: and I don't know how to use them either. Okay,
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: I want you to go backstage and put that on
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: and then go back to the audience, and then we're
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: gonna we'll check in on your pores later. Okay, love
• 21:14
  Speaker 1: your little cult. Okay, always taking shots. Okay, whatever, get
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: out of here. Oh actually, wow, I almost forgot. You
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: want another thing that's so big that I forgot about it.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: This was I think the biggest win. The big people
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: voted the most on this item. No, no, this is
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: a big reveal. You know what this is past I don't.
• 21:48
  Speaker 1: This is Telly's self. Oh, I don't know his name.
• 21:52
  Speaker 1: It's a Greek man who I don't know. He was
• 21:55
  Speaker 1: on a TV show, Sam Pancake gave this to me
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: and it was cluttering my home. So I was so
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: glad that you get to take it with you. I
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: guess that's a good thing. Of course, of course, everybody
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: give it up. For these three wonderful, wonderful. I guess
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: I could have offered help. Oh this is this is
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: a good reminder. I almost forgot. People have brought gifts.
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: So we'll quickly get through these while they do that.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: Oh oh my god, look at this. Oh I think
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: somebody may have mentioned this on Instagram. This is why
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: I love Meta. Okay, so thank you for this. Let's
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: take these over because bending over is not for tonight. Okay,
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: let's see what's happening here, and I'll go through this
• 22:50
  Speaker 1: quickly because I know this is painful to watch a
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: person open gifts. This says to Bridger, Jimmy, and Bonnie. Okay,
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: neither of them are here. They don't get this. Okay,
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: this is on our anniversary. Oh, kind of an erotic card.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Keep it tight, keep it right. You were the love
• 23:05
  Speaker 1: of my life and I wouldn't trade our life together
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: for anything. I love you. Happy anniversary and that's love.
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: Ali and Mike easily, Mike.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Thank you.
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Let's check Can we check in on the puzzle cam?
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Can we see what's happening with the puzzle so far? Okay, cutaway,
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: cut away, cut away from the puzzle should have waited
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: a little longer. Okay, okay, we've got oh dog toys.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Oh this see now it's even worse than you get
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: to watch me open a good gift because it's just like, well,
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: who cares, but I'm thrilled. Bonnie's gonna go crazy. Oh
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: and oh these are delicious. The gummy clusters. Ooh, the
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: nerds gummy clusters. Thank you so much, you two, and
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: thank you for doing the work.
• 23:54
  Speaker 7: Mike.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: Oh there's one other thing in here. You did it.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: I'll put that right there. Okay. Oh I almost threw that.
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: I thought it was empty. Throw that. Okay, now we'll
• 24:06
  Speaker 1: get into this. Okay. Oh do you know what I needed?
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: A blanket just my size? Okay, Oh, oh my god.
• 24:18
  Speaker 1: People see again, I'm on Instagram. People are finding out
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: about me. I have the worst whisk in the world.
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: I think I found it in the garbage and people
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: were shaming me about it online when I made cookies
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: twice this week and someone has given me actually good whisks.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: My sister was mad at me about the whisks. I
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: think she was embarrassed that those were online. So thank you.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: Is there a card or anything, I don't think so,
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: but thank you to whoever and now I've got my things.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: Should we see what else is going on in the show? Oh?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Oh no, what someone here? Somebody here? Is somebody here? Oh?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Maybe it's Lauren Lapis Lauren? Lauren? Oh, take a seat.
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: Welcome to I said, no, good.
• 25:17
  Speaker 9: Wow, Oh my gosh, how's it going?
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: You made it?
• 25:21
  Speaker 9: I'm so happy to be here.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: You were one of our earliest guests.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Do you want to cookie?
• 25:25
  Speaker 9: I'm curious about him for the second I start talking.
• 25:27
  Speaker 9: But are they good? Have you had one?
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: I hope I made them?
• 25:32
  Speaker 9: You made them?
• 25:33
  Speaker 1: And if people don't like them, I'm gonna be crubbed.
• 25:35
  Speaker 9: I'll take a bite.
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: Take a bite. Let's let's hear how it is.
• 25:38
  Speaker 9: What's what's the flavor? I'm working?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: It's chocolate chip? Icy in here?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Oh?
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Can you eat a walnut?
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 25:43
  Speaker 9: I just wanted to know about it.
• 25:44
  Speaker 1: I'm glad you asked. We just something. I'm grabbing an
• 25:48
  Speaker 1: EPI pan. Take a bite. Let's and if you don't
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: like it, don't look at me. You like it. It's
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: a good cookie. It's actually it's a good cookie. This
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: is really perfer Oh, thank you.
• 26:01
  Speaker 9: I'm usually not one for nuts.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Oh. Lauren was one of our first sixteen guests.
• 26:07
  Speaker 9: I can't believe it was. I really was.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: In twenty twenty.
• 26:10
  Speaker 9: I often think about what I gave you and how
• 26:13
  Speaker 9: offended you were.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: Lauren gave me a package of thank you cards.
• 26:18
  Speaker 9: I thought you would need them.
• 26:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't, and I ended up using all of them,
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: but one what are you saving it for? I was
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: going to bring it tonight, but I couldn't find the
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: right sized envelope.
• 26:29
  Speaker 9: So I thought it was a good present, and then
• 26:32
  Speaker 9: I over time realized how unhinged it was as a present.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: I thought it was such a good early on present
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: because you really threw something in my face. You kind
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: of just showed that you didn't want to be there all.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: One of my nails fell off.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: What okay?
• 26:45
  Speaker 9: And I want to talk about these because the gloves.
• 26:48
  Speaker 9: I think they're iconic. I'm just so curious about you
• 26:51
  Speaker 9: know how like you know, people who work with money
• 26:53
  Speaker 9: get dirty fingers.
• 26:54
  Speaker 1: Oh sure, sure.
• 26:55
  Speaker 9: You have a bit of that happening here. And I'm
• 26:57
  Speaker 9: just curdus.
• 26:58
  Speaker 1: If I was a bank teller, you're I go into
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Chase Bank every day.
• 27:04
  Speaker 9: These it's actually the whole fingers coming through on that guy.
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: It's actually shocking to me that they're this dirty, because.
• 27:12
  Speaker 9: That's what I'm wondering, is like the presents are inherently
• 27:15
  Speaker 9: really dirty, is what we're learning.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: Everything we touched, Yeah, everything we touch is gross. And
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: I've been using them for five years to demonstrate different products,
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: different items, and I guess I mean, like there's there's
• 27:25
  Speaker 1: pen ink, So I never used a pen to demonstrate anything.
• 27:30
  Speaker 9: So the ghost of those whoever owned those originally probably.
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: Right, right. But these were pristine white when I first
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: started using them. And people are begging me, people are
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: sending me new gloves, saying please wear those.
• 27:41
  Speaker 9: I think they just have to get as dirty as
• 27:42
  Speaker 9: they're gonna get. At this point, I think you're locked in.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're locked in. How often are you doing laundry?
• 27:49
  Speaker 9: Every other day?
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: At least every other day? I have two kids, though,
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Oh that makes sense.
• 27:53
  Speaker 9: There's so much laundry, and my dog pisses on shit
• 27:55
  Speaker 9: and fucking I'm like always washing my ruggable, which I'm
• 28:00
  Speaker 9: not sure.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: About you're not sure about it.
• 28:02
  Speaker 9: I'm not sure because here's the thing with ruggabull do
• 28:05
  Speaker 9: you have anyone use them? And I'm happy if they
• 28:07
  Speaker 9: want me to be.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: A disrupted rugs.
• 28:10
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well they totally did they really, we didn't know
• 28:12
  Speaker 9: what we were doing before.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 28:13
  Speaker 9: Yeah, but I have the I have the rug pad
• 28:16
  Speaker 9: under it, but then my dog pisses on the rug
• 28:18
  Speaker 9: in the kitchen. It's their favorite place to piss, and
• 28:22
  Speaker 9: I think the pad has got to be disgusting. I'm
• 28:25
  Speaker 9: the rug, but not the pad. You can't wash the pad?
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Do you have to throw it out every time?
• 28:30
  Speaker 9: I did throw out one and get a new one,
• 28:32
  Speaker 9: but it was it's expensive to do that.
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: That probably costs more than the rug itself.
• 28:35
  Speaker 9: Yeah.
• 28:35
  Speaker 1: And it's almost like you can't buy a battery for
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: a Tesla or whatever. It's like, do they sell the
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: things separately from the rugble to buy a whole.
• 28:41
  Speaker 9: New drug separately? You can't buy a battery for a
• 28:43
  Speaker 9: test leaf to buy a whole new test like.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: You throw them away or something as far as I know.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: But wow, So cyber trucks plug.
• 28:54
  Speaker 9: I just got one. Are they plugins or no? Because
• 28:57
  Speaker 9: I don't think so. It feels very gas chugging.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: I just ever they're pluginska and this is not an endorsement.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: It's still a bad car.
• 29:03
  Speaker 9: Oh yeah, the shape is preposterous.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: Have you been past the Tesla Diner. Has anyone been
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: past the Tesla Diner? What's that goober city where it's
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: in West Hollywood? I guess?
• 29:17
  Speaker 9: And it's a pop up or this is like.
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Around Unfortunately, it's there for good sounds awful. It's a
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: hideous building that's kind of a cyber truck design, and
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: they play stupid movies. Well that's movies for loser, playing
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: the matrix, of course. I was like, of course you're
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: playing the matrix.
• 29:36
  Speaker 9: Everyone who owns a Tesla is bad. But you know
• 29:38
  Speaker 9: a lot of you are right.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's become a very complicated issue in America.
• 29:45
  Speaker 9: Everyone's trying to get their sticker on the back, like
• 29:46
  Speaker 9: I had those four.
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: Uh yeah. The Tesla Diner, I think is already falling apart.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: I feel like they already canceled half their menu.
• 29:58
  Speaker 9: I think we need to not do this. Have you
• 30:00
  Speaker 9: in the City National Cafe or whatever it is by
• 30:03
  Speaker 9: the mall?
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: Yes, over America.
• 30:06
  Speaker 9: Yes, it's like a bank Capital one Cafe, and it's like,
• 30:09
  Speaker 9: who the fuck is like, let's get a coffee at
• 30:11
  Speaker 9: Capital One. It's it's cozy, so crazy, it's and then
• 30:16
  Speaker 9: you get a discount if you use your card, which
• 30:17
  Speaker 9: I guess is the incentive.
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: I don't know how much of a discount could you possibly,
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: I don't know. And then it's not really even a bank.
• 30:23
  Speaker 1: It's just a bunch of ATMs.
• 30:24
  Speaker 9: It's it's not a bank, it's a restaurant.
• 30:28
  Speaker 1: That's my favorite. Oh my god, whoa somebody else?
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: Who?
• 30:36
  Speaker 9: Who could it be?
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Saren kill Oh.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: Turning away, turning away, I just.
• 30:48
  Speaker 9: Noticed your slippers.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: Hello, Tarren Killum. You could say that talk Sharon. Welcome, give,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: thank you for having me. These seats are giving give.
• 31:04
  Speaker 1: We were talking Tesla diner.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there there's a diner for Tesla. I have not
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: my wife Tesla before Trump was elected, saying she got
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: the SUV model, didn't like it too much windshield and
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I've always felt cooked.
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: Right, I don't understand the appeal of that. You're constantly
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: being blasted by the sun.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Yes, and the technology of a Listen, I'm gonna go
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: full old man right now.
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: I wanted what was the show for?
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, cars have too many buttons. Now everything's button like
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: a handle. Worked great.
• 31:40
  Speaker 9: I don't like the sh I rented a minivan recently,
• 31:43
  Speaker 9: which was amazing she was like, I got to switch
• 31:45
  Speaker 9: over to this, but it was a button to switch gears,
• 31:48
  Speaker 9: and I thought, this is so fun. I'm to start
• 31:51
  Speaker 9: going all over the place. If I pushed the wrong thing,
• 31:53
  Speaker 9: it was crazy.
• 31:54
  Speaker 1: No, we've all kind of developed the muscle memory for
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: the basic car features. Yes, I don't want to relearn.
• 32:00
  Speaker 1: I'm now twisting to get to that.
• 32:03
  Speaker 5: Twist.
• 32:03
  Speaker 9: I twisted my car on.
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: It's why you gotta do like a like a purple
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: going not for me, Not for me. I was driving
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: a stick shift for my first five years in l A.
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: And it felt he wasn't thought you were cool because
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: there's a stoplight every four feet.
• 32:19
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that's so annoying.
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: It's a real difficult time. But uh yeah, I kind
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: of miss it now because I'm twisting. It's not any fun.
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: But can I say something about the steps twister? Yeah,
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: We always say that about it.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: I feel like I had number boy.
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Twist I had.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: When did you realize Elon Musk was horrible?
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: I'm still like barely aware of him, to be honest,
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: like barely aware of it. I think I think I
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: think the Amber Heard relationship kind of made.
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Me go interesting that I didn't know that happened.
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: Okay?
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Is that pre or post crimes?
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 33:06
  Speaker 9: She was in a relationship with Grimes or Grimes had
• 33:09
  Speaker 9: a baby with.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: Him to I think too?
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, okay, yeah, it changes my experience listening to her music,
• 33:16
  Speaker 9: which I totally.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: Ruined her catalog for my relationship is like Pirates of
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: the Caribbean, Jack Sparrow, Johnny Depp feel bad for her.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: Aquaman is not that bad? Oh no, wait, Cord thing
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: a mega cup? What does he say? Like a mega
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: glass of wine? And the lawyer I never heard.
• 33:36
  Speaker 1: Of this, okay.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: And then and then Amber is like she's moved on
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: from Johnny to Elon and I was like, oh, that
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: feels that I'm not rooting for that for some reason.
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: No, that's tough to hear. That's really tough.
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: And he puts buttons on his car doors.
• 33:54
  Speaker 9: No, it's not easy to get that handle out, okay,
• 33:57
  Speaker 9: which like an asshole trying to get into my friend's car.
• 34:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, I feel so stupid every time. I just feel
• 34:04
  Speaker 1: like trash.
• 34:07
  Speaker 3: It's very it's also to get your child out with
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: like the te wing doors. Okay.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: The problem I'm not familiar with. Should I think we
• 34:16
  Speaker 1: should check in now, I think it's probably should we
• 34:18
  Speaker 1: check in on the puzzle case.
• 34:19
  Speaker 9: Yes, I'm actually really curious about this.
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: Let's see what's happening here.
• 34:23
  Speaker 9: Okay, okay, so are.
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: We allowed to give tips?
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: You can give tips.
• 34:27
  Speaker 9: We were pretty stressing out backstage because there's no piles happening,
• 34:32
  Speaker 9: there's no.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: You both seem wonderful, and we feel conflicted for you
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: that you had to buy tickets to then like watch
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: the back of our heads for an hour and a half.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: But you start with corners, you go colors, edge pieces, edges,
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: use the full space of the table too. There's a
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: whole blank space to.
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: The left, that wasted space to the left.
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: Just use that to spread. As you can see it, very.
• 34:54
  Speaker 9: Little forward movement happening, and I feel very worried.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: Well, and they haven't even touched their refreshments, so they're
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: probably parched.
• 35:01
  Speaker 9: Oh you got to eat the cookie.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: And if you look at Bridge or you like the cookie, yes.
• 35:05
  Speaker 9: You don't look at him, you don't like it.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: But has anything happened over there?
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Yes?
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: You two. There's a lot of defense defenders audience, a
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: lot of them. These people committed to this.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: A thousand piece puzzle is ludicrous.
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, I'm glad to hear this.
• 35:23
  Speaker 9: I started them with like a four, a five hundred
• 35:25
  Speaker 9: for an hour and a half.
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: Four you could do still looks like that. Don't rip
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: the pieces up.
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: How long would it take each tribute to do a
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: thousand piece puzzle?
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: Three days?
• 35:36
  Speaker 9: It's a pandemic. I was really into that, and I
• 35:38
  Speaker 9: it would be maybe a week.
• 35:40
  Speaker 1: I don't okay, I don't know if it was a
• 35:42
  Speaker 1: five hundred, five hundred a couple hours, Okay, Yeah, what
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: sort of pictures are you doing? You know what?
• 35:49
  Speaker 9: There's a great company that I loved when I was
• 35:51
  Speaker 9: doing the Mountain, White Mountain or something like that. Do
• 35:54
  Speaker 9: they know this puzzle company? They make really fun ones
• 35:56
  Speaker 9: and it'll be like TV shows and it's like all
• 35:59
  Speaker 9: like little cartoons of all the best TV shows over
• 36:02
  Speaker 9: that's all the time, and like candy bars and it's
• 36:04
  Speaker 9: like all candy bars, very.
• 36:06
  Speaker 3: Fun white White Mountain puzzles. Before Trump was elected, yeah,
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: after and I'm finally similar sounding. There's a great five
• 36:15
  Speaker 3: hundred piece when I did recently that's like iconic nineties
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: image that it's like Blockbuster and Dawson from Dawson's Creek
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: and that was a joy, and.
• 36:25
  Speaker 9: That was like really fun.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: I'm having a hard time visualizing these as good puzzles.
• 36:29
  Speaker 1: But I like, you know, a beautiful scene.
• 36:32
  Speaker 9: You like it like.
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: Fall leaves, and it's just like artist Thomas Thomas. Yeah,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: I only do Thomas. Did you know he had a
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: real public urination problem? This is true, I tell yeah,
• 36:47
  Speaker 1: down the doorbells.
• 36:48
  Speaker 9: What's my favorite thing about it?
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: Who is here? In it's Vinnie Thomas, Vinnie turning journey.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: You're returning.
• 37:00
  Speaker 9: Oh I love your wrapping paper.
• 37:06
  Speaker 1: Look at that.
• 37:07
  Speaker 14: Yeah, it's only ads from the grocery store.
• 37:10
  Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: He's a clipper.
• 37:14
  Speaker 14: Stuff. I don't know what that is.
• 37:18
  Speaker 3: Someone wasn't watching the monitor backstage.
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: No, the gossip was too good back there. We were
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: getting into some good stuff. Really, we had different sides
• 37:31
  Speaker 9: of a gossip.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: Oh I heard about this.
• 37:33
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I'm not going to share it here. I don't
• 37:36
  Speaker 9: know anyone involved.
• 37:37
  Speaker 1: Can you say the key word because there's a.
• 37:39
  Speaker 9: Fun No, I don't know what a keyword was.
• 37:45
  Speaker 1: The crime that happened, Well, there's.
• 37:47
  Speaker 9: A cheating scandal.
• 37:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a fiscal crime.
• 37:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yea. And my favorite fiscal crime, but we won't
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: get it because I don't want to give anything. Okay,
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: it's sensitive, Yeah, Bridger, you live here, I live here,
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: this is my home.
• 38:02
  Speaker 10: Okay, wonder if you're interrupted.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: I'm so curious and I don't mean to be rude. Okay,
• 38:06
  Speaker 9: but what's under.
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: What's under this?
• 38:10
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 38:11
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we were wondering.
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: I am wearing underwear, okay, and a conservative pair.
• 38:19
  Speaker 10: Bloomers ruffle.
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend told me I should wear shorts, but then
• 38:24
  Speaker 1: I thought, what if they're too long? And you know,
• 38:27
  Speaker 1: people wear less than what I'm wearing on the beach.
• 38:30
  Speaker 9: You look great.
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: I feel far. Oh in Europe, Oh that continent. Don't
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: don't bring that up and prostrate they No, I could.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: I could take this off and I'm not going to
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: and everyone would be so comfortable. So nothing to worry about, Vinnie.
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: We were just getting into Thomas Kinkaid peeing places and
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: marking his territory.
• 38:51
  Speaker 10: Big pisser Kinkaid.
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: Kinkaid love to piss, and I think that's part of
• 38:58
  Speaker 4: what made him see nature in such a beautiful way.
• 39:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 39:03
  Speaker 9: He had quiet moments of solitude in it exactly.
• 39:05
  Speaker 4: I think he became so relaxed that his bows loosed
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: and then he would make like a beautiful impressionist painting.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: No a worked until then.
• 39:19
  Speaker 10: Yeah, I know who he is.
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: But he did work with water colors.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: He did work with oils and water colors and had
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: the peeing problem. I don't know why I know that.
• 39:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I want to know more about it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 1: I have gotten to his Wikipedia at some point, and
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: there's a whole section public urination or whatever. Rip he's gone.
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: No, I died.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know because of the public urination.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: Sorry, wait, you didn't I just didn't know.
• 39:45
  Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, all right, died of a broken piss.
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: Broken pissard. Yeah, died of a broken pissard artist father,
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: broken pissar.
• 40:00
  Speaker 10: Oh, it's gonna be sad.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: At the end of twenty four, I predicted this year
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: was going to be big for public urination.
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: Not the TV series.
• 40:08
  Speaker 1: At the end of twenty I love the show. This
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: is gonna be big for a public domination.
• 40:14
  Speaker 3: I liked them.
• 40:14
  Speaker 4: We all thought different things because I was I thought
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: you were talking about your twenty fourth birthday, like.
• 40:18
  Speaker 1: Your year being.
• 40:20
  Speaker 9: I knew you were talking about the year, but I
• 40:21
  Speaker 9: thought I never really say that twenty five, you have
• 40:24
  Speaker 9: to say.
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Twenty Yeah, we've got to fix that.
• 40:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I think we should because I liked it. It
• 40:29
  Speaker 9: was good.
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, twenty four eight. You know that really works, right?
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: You don't say at the end of nineteen ninety eight.
• 40:34
  Speaker 9: Yeah you're a nerd?
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, total dork.
• 40:37
  Speaker 14: Yeah.
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: But I predicted that, and I think it has come true.
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: I saw a guy outside of his place of work
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: ping in Glendale, so that was enough for me.
• 40:48
  Speaker 9: Does it bother you?
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: And how long.
• 40:50
  Speaker 10: Did you watch?
• 40:51
  Speaker 1: I was a little stoplight, so I got my I
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: got my look, and then I carried on with my day.
• 40:56
  Speaker 14: Of course.
• 40:57
  Speaker 9: I think it's a little shocking, but I don't know
• 40:58
  Speaker 9: that it's like the biggest deal in it.
• 40:59
  Speaker 1: I think it's fine. Yeah, I think we've got to
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: I think we need to loosen up.
• 41:03
  Speaker 15: About I do have some Kincaid lore if you're curious.
• 41:07
  Speaker 15: Oh my god, we did call it ritual territory marking,
• 41:11
  Speaker 15: which he called he called it that, he called it that,
• 41:13
  Speaker 15: he called her that which allegedly manifested itself in the
• 41:16
  Speaker 15: late nineteen nineties outside the Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim. This
• 41:20
  Speaker 15: one for you, Walt the artist quipped, late one night
• 41:23
  Speaker 15: as he urinated on a Winnie the Pooh figure.
• 41:27
  Speaker 9: Okay, that's funny.
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: It was Winnie the Pooh, pissa, I love you.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: Wow, that's a year? Did he pass? I want to
• 41:37
  Speaker 1: say twenty fourteen?
• 41:39
  Speaker 9: Okay? If I know that, then I just say you
• 41:41
  Speaker 9: should say fourteen after fourteen after twelve, twenty twelve?
• 41:46
  Speaker 10: Do we all agree that you should piss on piglet?
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: Right?
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: Oh? Interesting?
• 41:52
  Speaker 10: He wants a little hog?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course.
• 41:56
  Speaker 10: Please please?
• 41:59
  Speaker 1: Are there any what did you take on me?
• 42:03
  Speaker 10: Shivering rabbit?
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Are we filming?
• 42:07
  Speaker 9: There's like a whole world online of this already I know.
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my god? Absolutely? Are there any others?
• 42:14
  Speaker 14: Or?
• 42:14
  Speaker 1: Was it just the Disneyland and he was off?
• 42:17
  Speaker 2: That's that's all that was listed in some times. I
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: guess he denied it, but one of his friends like
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: ratted him out.
• 42:24
  Speaker 10: So was he handsome?
• 42:26
  Speaker 3: I wonder?
• 42:27
  Speaker 1: Oh, I wonder what he looked like? That's it interesting.
• 42:30
  Speaker 9: We won't know, because audience.
• 42:34
  Speaker 1: We'll never know.
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: He's just a skeleton.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Well, look, you guys. As much as I'd like to
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: talk about Thomas Kincaid pissing on everything, uh, there is
• 42:43
  Speaker 1: something else.
• 42:44
  Speaker 7: A full scar.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: Thank you, it's my blank this blanket scarf. I was
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: so excited to have all three of you here. I
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: think the audience was excited to have you here. I
• 42:56
  Speaker 1: think we all just thought, let's just kick back and
• 42:58
  Speaker 1: have a normal Friday night for once, with no interruptions,
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: no problems. Yes, the podcast is called I said no gifts,
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: so I was a little surprised when the three of
• 43:08
  Speaker 1: you kind of trotted into the green room, each of
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: you holding what I assume is a gift.
• 43:17
  Speaker 9: Yeah, I well I did.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: Oh, okay, okay, I did bring a gift. Okay.
• 43:24
  Speaker 9: I can get really stuck when someone says no gifts
• 43:27
  Speaker 9: because it feels, you know that you spin out. Yeah,
• 43:30
  Speaker 9: It's like, does that what they mean? Or is everyone
• 43:32
  Speaker 9: going to bring one? And I'm not going to have one?
• 43:34
  Speaker 9: And so I want to make sure I have what
• 43:36
  Speaker 9: I might need. You know, you can reject it.
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: Sure, And our confrontation on the last episode meant nothing
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: to you. You was so long ago, you know, COVID brain,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: COVID brain, COVID brain. Well, okay, and do you two
• 43:49
  Speaker 1: have gifts as well?
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: I did bring a gift. Yeah, I'm sorry.
• 43:53
  Speaker 1: I hate you.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: Hate it, you hate it. You hate me. I hate it.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: My friend ship with you, my friendship with Jimmy just
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: means far too much to me. And and I my
• 44:05
  Speaker 3: parents raised me well, and I didn't want to show
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: up empty handed, So hence the very loose Gelson's bag
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: before me and.
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: Vinnie, you've got one as well.
• 44:14
  Speaker 4: Oh, yes, it wasn't. It wasn't originally for you, so
• 44:19
  Speaker 4: you can't get my eye. I was brought it to donate.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, during the show.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: That could be interesting.
• 44:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's get into this. Look how beautifully wrapped this is.
• 44:31
  Speaker 1: By the way, this is a stunning Oh and it's
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: heavy too, good grief. Okay, let's lift this up and
• 44:39
  Speaker 1: get into it. Let's oh, this is a lot of stuff.
• 44:42
  Speaker 9: Two things. There's two things.
• 44:43
  Speaker 1: Take them out in a.
• 44:47
  Speaker 9: Start with the start with the bigger.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: The bigger, heavier thing. Yeah, okay, let's see. Okay. The
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: secret language is a birthday.
• 44:58
  Speaker 16: How this is?
• 45:00
  Speaker 9: It's every birthday in there. People are familiar with this,
• 45:03
  Speaker 9: yeah right, this No, okay, this tells you about who
• 45:07
  Speaker 9: you are based on the day you were born. And
• 45:10
  Speaker 9: I didn't know your birthday, so I couldn't market for you.
• 45:11
  Speaker 9: But I wanted to find out what's your birthday. It
• 45:14
  Speaker 9: starts in the middle because of something about astrology.
• 45:17
  Speaker 1: It starts like October ninth, let's get into it, marked
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: everybody market, Okay, let's see here September eight.
• 45:24
  Speaker 9: Until you get a title like the day of something,
• 45:26
  Speaker 9: and that's your title of your life. And then it
• 45:29
  Speaker 9: tells you who was born the same day, and like
• 45:31
  Speaker 9: what kind of life you're gonna have?
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: So here the day of the Penetrating Gaze.
• 45:40
  Speaker 3: Absolutely not.
• 45:42
  Speaker 14: It doesn't say that that is so funny.
• 45:46
  Speaker 3: You're kidding me.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I was born on a pervert.
• 45:49
  Speaker 9: Day's so good? Who decides that's amazing?
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: Who gets to decide that that's.
• 46:01
  Speaker 9: So exciting to me?
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
• 46:03
  Speaker 9: I can't calm down, and Juice to Elfers, I'm so
• 46:07
  Speaker 9: happy right now. Oh my god, I'm so happy right now.
• 46:10
  Speaker 1: Juice Elfers is the author of this book, Juiced el First,
• 46:15
  Speaker 1: So I.
• 46:15
  Speaker 9: Had this growing up, like my mom had this book,
• 46:17
  Speaker 9: and I like always loved looking at it and looking
• 46:19
  Speaker 9: at people I knew. So it tells you a little
• 46:21
  Speaker 9: bit about your main personality. Traits are over here.
• 46:23
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's say multi talented, obviously observant, Yes, inspirational. Thank you,
• 46:30
  Speaker 1: thank you, thank you. Weakness has unraveled my opic and
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: complacently so.
• 46:37
  Speaker 14: Elegant way to say the f slur that I've heard
• 46:39
  Speaker 14: of my entire life.
• 46:40
  Speaker 1: Absolutely well, these things I just put in the general stop.
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: You can read into these whatever you want. It's born
• 46:50
  Speaker 1: on this day. John Lennon, complicated person. Let's see, is
• 46:55
  Speaker 1: there anybody else interesting? These are all dummies and losers.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: I see that photo of John Lennon where someone photoshopped
• 47:01
  Speaker 4: his butt to make it look.
• 47:03
  Speaker 10: A little long.
• 47:05
  Speaker 9: I need to see that.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: It's did they photoshop?
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: Yeah, they photoshopped his butt crack to make it look
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: a little long, and then they photoshopped Yoka's butt to
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: make it look a little small, but just small and
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: long enough so that it doesn't look like.
• 47:16
  Speaker 10: It was photoshopped.
• 47:17
  Speaker 14: So now everyone thinks it's a real photo and it's
• 47:19
  Speaker 14: very funny.
• 47:19
  Speaker 9: Well, that's so funny.
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: I would assume he has a long butt, So what
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: I have?
• 47:24
  Speaker 4: He has that vibe yright he walks around like he
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: got a long crack.
• 47:27
  Speaker 9: Yeah, it's always sticking out.
• 47:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's see, there's okay. The last one on here
• 47:33
  Speaker 1: is William Edward Buck The Dutch American Ladies Home Journal
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: editor in chief. When this ring so now wait, Seawn
• 47:43
  Speaker 1: Lennon was also born on October ninth, John Lennon's son.
• 47:46
  Speaker 9: John Lennon and Seannotte. That's crazy.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: Wow, how did.
• 47:49
  Speaker 9: They how did they tie him?
• 47:51
  Speaker 5: Then?
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: If you've got money, yeah, you can do you can,
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: you can do whatever you want. Okay, what's your birthday?
• 47:56
  Speaker 9: September sixth?
• 47:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, September sixth.
• 47:59
  Speaker 3: Right around the court.
• 48:00
  Speaker 9: I know it's coming.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: On September fourth, September sixth, the day of the unpredictable fate.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 48:07
  Speaker 1: I always loved that these are like Harry Potter. Now, oh,
• 48:16
  Speaker 1: look at it before this accepting.
• 48:18
  Speaker 17: Don't boo vote except vol.
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: You are accepting, sympathetic and tasteful. Thank you, and yourself involved.
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: I've always said that you're repressed and fatal is sick repressed.
• 48:40
  Speaker 9: Okay, wait, we need to do yours someone here.
• 48:42
  Speaker 1: Okay, let me just see if really quick, let's find
• 48:44
  Speaker 1: one decent person that you share this birthday with. Yeah,
• 48:48
  Speaker 1: none of these are any good. Uh wow, you were
• 48:51
  Speaker 1: born on oh Jane curtain.
• 48:53
  Speaker 9: Yes, that's a good one.
• 48:54
  Speaker 1: That's actually a good one.
• 48:55
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that is a good one.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: I have a good Jane Curtain sorry that I unfortunately
• 48:57
  Speaker 1: can't tell on stage because she hates another celebrity. Okay,
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: uh Taran, when's your birthday?
• 49:04
  Speaker 3: I am April first?
• 49:06
  Speaker 1: April first, okay, right around the corner.
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: I don't think you know corners. I neither do these
• 49:15
  Speaker 3: two puzzlers, am I?
• 49:16
  Speaker 14: Right?
• 49:18
  Speaker 1: April first?
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: You guys are doing great?
• 49:22
  Speaker 9: Oh what is it?
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: The day of dignity? Really nice?
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: Thank you.
• 49:27
  Speaker 9: They didn't lean into the April Fool's Day thing.
• 49:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they really want the other direction. Interesting, Well, that's
• 49:33
  Speaker 1: very nice. And your strengths are your goal oriented, you're sincere,
• 49:37
  Speaker 1: and you're technically skillful, which seems like they're like, yes,
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: you're isolated, your one track and you're a workaholic.
• 49:49
  Speaker 9: Sure, okay, those are kind of good weaknesses.
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, isolate your weakness is green.
• 49:58
  Speaker 1: Let's let's see here, I'm let's see. Oh, so many
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: boring snoozes, I I know. Yeah.
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: Sam Huntington and I were born the same day, which
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: is very exciting to me because I love the film
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: Jungle to Jungle Growing and Sam Huntington plays the Sun
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: the lead in that, and I always found that very
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: exciting and years later we ended up being neighbors in
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Sherman Oaks and I came at him so fast birthday
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: and he handled it with dignity.
• 50:39
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 50:40
  Speaker 1: That's what you say on your first day of fifth grade. Yeah,
• 50:43
  Speaker 1: your new neighbor. Wow, but that's exciting. That's a good one.
• 50:48
  Speaker 1: And Debbie Reynolds. Sure, so that's the two you gets
• 50:52
  Speaker 1: here we go, let's see. And finally your birthday July first,
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: July first, wow, Vinny, July first Canada day.
• 51:02
  Speaker 3: Right around the corner.
• 51:04
  Speaker 1: Someone had to say it. July twelfth. That's not it,
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: that's not it. I was doing this so well.
• 51:10
  Speaker 9: It's hard with those gloves.
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: By the way, past them a cokay.
• 51:15
  Speaker 9: Please don't eat the one I'm eating.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: She's very sick. July fourth, Now we've gone to far
• 51:26
  Speaker 1: we could.
• 51:27
  Speaker 9: No, you have to do it. You have to do it.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: Almost there, help me across the finish, like July first,
• 51:33
  Speaker 1: the day of emancipation.
• 51:35
  Speaker 9: No, it's just.
• 51:42
  Speaker 10: Not my book coded and kind of a fascinating way.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: It is my book. Your strengths are your books at
• 51:47
  Speaker 1: gay black Okay. And by the way, we'll get to
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: the we'll get to your celebrity and you've got a
• 51:56
  Speaker 1: big one, but you're profound, giving and determined, you're troubled,
• 52:01
  Speaker 1: depressive and long suffering.
• 52:03
  Speaker 10: Yeah, and there is.
• 52:06
  Speaker 1: But you share a birthday with Princess Die.
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: Oh wow.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what a wind for you, I think.
• 52:12
  Speaker 10: So.
• 52:14
  Speaker 9: I've said this multiple times on podcasts, and I'm sorry,
• 52:16
  Speaker 9: but I have to say I've met her.
• 52:19
  Speaker 10: No way I did.
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: You should have just said that at the beginning of
• 52:21
  Speaker 1: the podcast.
• 52:22
  Speaker 10: Just out of nowhere.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: I met her a picture.
• 52:29
  Speaker 9: Yeah, when I was like ten years old.
• 52:33
  Speaker 4: She came.
• 52:34
  Speaker 9: I'm from Evanston, Illinois, and she came there to meet
• 52:36
  Speaker 9: with the president of Northwestern University and go to some
• 52:39
  Speaker 9: gala thing. And then she was. We knew where she
• 52:42
  Speaker 9: was going to be, and she was. She stood on
• 52:43
  Speaker 9: a corner and shook hands with them like a group
• 52:46
  Speaker 9: of people, and I shook her hand, and then I
• 52:48
  Speaker 9: rode my bike around going I shug her.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Hay, what was she wearing?
• 52:55
  Speaker 9: She was wearing a mint green blazer and skirt set
• 52:58
  Speaker 9: or pearls. And someone has found it on gutty images
• 53:01
  Speaker 9: and proven this all happened. Haven't dug deep enough to
• 53:04
  Speaker 9: see if there's a picture of me in the background.
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: But that is amazing. I was just talking about I
• 53:08
  Speaker 1: remember when she died. Does everyone want to know about that?
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 53:12
  Speaker 1: I was on my way to get a smoothie. You're
• 53:15
  Speaker 1: getting My family was going to get smoothies.
• 53:19
  Speaker 14: So it sounds like you remember that your family was
• 53:22
  Speaker 14: going to get smoothie.
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: The radio and then she ruined it. The radio is on.
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: I was supposed to be a fun night for a smoothie.
• 53:32
  Speaker 18: You're going for a strawberry rasmataz and I wanted a
• 53:36
  Speaker 18: lime sublime, and now the people's princess, it's just, oh brother,
• 53:43
  Speaker 18: can we turn that off?
• 53:45
  Speaker 1: Well, okay, we've got the birthdays? Is there anything left
• 53:47
  Speaker 1: to say about this? Over one million copies sold, that's
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: not a big number for a book.
• 53:52
  Speaker 9: Also, it's been around for like a million years.
• 53:54
  Speaker 1: I don't don't take that off.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what edition though?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: This is? I assume first, I assume this is the
• 54:01
  Speaker 1: first print.
• 54:01
  Speaker 9: That's the first print. Yeah, can I there's something else
• 54:05
  Speaker 9: in there in case you didn't like that.
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's see what's here. Okay, and you thought I
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: would like this more than the.
• 54:13
  Speaker 9: Book, Yeah, let me tell you. This is a great set.
• 54:19
  Speaker 9: This is a five dollars set. From Target, but it's
• 54:21
  Speaker 9: always sold out, so I had to get on a
• 54:23
  Speaker 9: wait list and notified, and I resock when I see
• 54:27
  Speaker 9: that they're coming back, and it makes a very big bubble.
• 54:30
  Speaker 1: Well, I think we should open it and get it
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: going here on at least would you mind doing this,
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry to drag. Or we could have the puzzle
• 54:35
  Speaker 1: people they like to do work.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: There's a very successful, long running show in New York
• 54:41
  Speaker 3: at New World Stages called Zillions of Bubbles.
• 54:44
  Speaker 1: Yes, of course.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: And have you.
• 54:48
  Speaker 9: Say zillions of copies sold?
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: That's much better?
• 54:53
  Speaker 1: Have you been to Zillions of Bubbles?
• 54:54
  Speaker 3: I have? Yes? Yes? What is that experience? Child was
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: brought on stage as like the cute precocious one because
• 55:00
  Speaker 3: she's got she has these adorable it really cute and
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: like she has a bunch of kids standing like a
• 55:06
  Speaker 3: kiddie pool and pulls up the hula hoop and like
• 55:09
  Speaker 3: traps them in a bubble sphere.
• 55:10
  Speaker 1: Parents are screaming, how long is the show? How long
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: can bubbles carry a show? I'm asking for myself.
• 55:24
  Speaker 3: I think I think, I think printed in the program
• 55:27
  Speaker 3: is about eighty five minute runtime, Okay, really long, like
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: John Lennon's butt crack.
• 55:34
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I know that's right.
• 55:36
  Speaker 1: Oh, look on Lish is really good at doing chores
• 55:40
  Speaker 1: and quickly?
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: Was it ever wrapped?
• 55:42
  Speaker 9: I know she got up so fast. I brought her
• 55:45
  Speaker 9: a fully put together set as well.
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: Like a cooking showy.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: Look at this.
• 55:50
  Speaker 3: Good.
• 55:50
  Speaker 9: Now here's we're going to struggle.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm a I puncture.
• 55:55
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't try to peel forget it ever?
• 55:59
  Speaker 9: Wow, day old manicure and.
• 56:01
  Speaker 1: So oh so so was this? I've only got one left? Okay?
• 56:08
  Speaker 3: Oh is it the second? Plastically?
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: Oh look I got a good he's a penetrative gay.
• 56:18
  Speaker 9: Now I see how the gloves got like this September
• 56:21
  Speaker 9: sixth Yeah, was there an extra part of the wand
• 56:25
  Speaker 9: that connects? Or is that as long as it gets?
• 56:27
  Speaker 10: Because it looks short they extend.
• 56:29
  Speaker 1: There looks another part they.
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: So you don't have to get too close.
• 56:33
  Speaker 9: Sorry, I know them so well.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: Any dish soap in your eyes?
• 56:36
  Speaker 1: Exactly exactly. I'm kicking the book. Let's get this. We're done. Okay,
• 56:41
  Speaker 1: this is getting this is out of control. So we're
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: just gonna everything. What have you got to get one to?
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: We're all gonna do it.
• 56:47
  Speaker 14: You guys can't see it from here. But he's got
• 56:48
  Speaker 14: Superman on his underwear.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: Oh, big bubble. That's a big bubble.
• 57:00
  Speaker 17: That's a.
• 57:04
  Speaker 1: Oh my.
• 57:04
  Speaker 3: For the listening audience, We're we're talking very large watermelons,
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: like fifteen pounds week. All size.
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: People who are just listening to the podcast are gonna
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: love this.
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, watermelons. Let this be incentive to get tickets to
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: the next live shows. Let's look at It's a visual
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: feast for the eyes. Okay, wow beautiful.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: Do you too want to try?
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Nope, Finny hands are full of diva. It's like labyrinth
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: in here.
• 57:35
  Speaker 10: Guys gave me this cookie.
• 57:37
  Speaker 9: That was so exciting.
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: Oh Analish do you want to do it? Have you
• 57:42
  Speaker 1: guys ever seen do it?
• 57:47
  Speaker 14: Oh?
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah that the group.
• 57:52
  Speaker 10: No, you've got enough, Holster is sickening.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Okay, here we go. Yeah. Wow, that's an amazing gift.
• 58:07
  Speaker 3: Liked it?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: That is incredible. What if I had just put it away?
• 58:10
  Speaker 1: What a boring evening? Okay, I'll save this run. Well,
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: should we get into Terrence gift? I'm dying to know
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: what's Okay?
• 58:19
  Speaker 3: I noticed Lauren brought two gifts. I brought three gifts.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Interesting and I think it's up to you however you
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: want to open them in whatever order, but you could
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: space it out because there's a little bit of a
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: like this is a big, a big fad right now
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: or a big craze. Oh boy, and I hope it
• 58:40
  Speaker 3: brings you joy all I wish for you.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: Let's see here. Oh my god.
• 58:45
  Speaker 3: So these yes, they are the Boo Boo authentic Coca
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: Cola branded authentic. Wow you three, it's a surprise box.
• 58:56
  Speaker 3: It could be any one of the it looks like
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: on the back.
• 59:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's little Snowman special Sofa Sofa Okay, uh snowy
• 59:07
  Speaker 1: mountains cool. Yeah, vacation fit, time to cool down? Look
• 59:13
  Speaker 1: what I found? Super surprised. Who's naming these? Uh surf
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: with me? It's me Gift Delivery and Crazy Ride. So
• 59:22
  Speaker 1: let's find out.
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah wait, you can go back to back to back,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: but you but hopefully there's no duplicates.
• 59:28
  Speaker 4: Man, that's gonna be worth hundreds of dollars in a
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: year and then nothing.
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: Set your calendar.
• 59:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: I just got a lafufu on the podcast, and I
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: wasn't familiar with how they looked. The lofufu is about
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: this big so it's like obviously poorly made.
• 59:44
  Speaker 9: I bought a lafufu having I just learned about them
• 59:46
  Speaker 9: one day from my sister in law, and then I
• 59:47
  Speaker 9: was out in the world and I saw one of
• 59:50
  Speaker 9: Oh I just learned about this sounds this is a Yeah,
• 59:52
  Speaker 9: I bought it, and it took me months to understand
• 59:54
  Speaker 9: it was fake. I was like, wohy, was it so
• 59:56
  Speaker 9: easy for me to buy this piece of shit?
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: And it was.
• 59:59
  Speaker 9: And when you know it's fake, you know, you.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: Know, you just start to start to feel But I
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 1: do think they have a little character. You root for them. Yeah, okay,
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: let's get in. Let's find out.
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 3: We were told to only bring you gifts that are
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: difficult to open. He will be in gloves.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 9: Oh god, I'm so excited.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, let's see.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: He already opened the ball.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 9: There's other stuff in there.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 3: This is the this is the special limited edition Coca Cola.
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 3: A little open bridger opening. He's struggling with the bag.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: Which one is it? Which one is? It's cute?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: Is that?
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 3: That's really cute? Of this one?
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 1: This one is? It looks like a.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: Snow la boo boo with a scarf, just like.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: You, just like yes, it looks like it's on a
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 1: shopping trip, but it's none of these let's see. Oh no,
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 1: wait right, it's a rare one. How appropriate it's gift delivery. Wow,
• 1:00:57
  Speaker 1: feel good? Yeah, okay, let's put this in there.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 9: I want to know what.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 1: Else is there? Okay, let's say we've gotten there's there's.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 9: A there's environmental diatum. Oh, and then a little stand
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 9: which I'll set him up on there.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 1: For fantastic Karen, do you have any laboos of your own?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 7: I don't.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know this craze very well, but it has
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 3: become the go to, like birthday gift for my fifth grader.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: It's very easy. Yeah. Yeah, I I collected toys growing up.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: I loved all kinds of act Star Wars and X
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 3: Men and action figures. But I have a hard time
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: connecting to this one. It feels it feels like a
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: little bit of a gimmick. But I was also a
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 3: pog collector, So what the hell do I know? Love? O? J.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 9: Simpson said, what.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: It didn't come with a slammer. It came with a stabber.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 9: OJ in the slammer because it's from that magazine.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 17: I think.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 9: Anyway, I played it, thou I was in fifth grade.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 9: I don't know.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess there was no There was never a
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 1: good time in OJ's life to be on a pog. Yeah,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 1: it never really made any sense.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 9: Yeah, that was fun. That was a good game.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 1: It's a genuinely good game.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: It was our marbles.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: It was our marbles. We had it all. Wait, do
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 1: either of you have lab Boo Boo's you have, Vinny,
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: I don't have La Boo Boo.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 4: I just I'm not in that place in my life yet. Okay, sure,
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: and I hope one day to be ready for that responsibility.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 9: Do you know even my lafufu they're huge conversation starters.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 9: I had it on my bag for like a week,
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 9: and so many people.
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 10: Wanted to talk to me more. The people you're having conversations.
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: It wasn't good before we opened this one. I think
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 1: we should check in on the puzzle. Oh, let's go
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: over here. I'm sounds really.
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 9: Good staff at all?
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: Congress.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 10: How are you feeling, Lord, have mercy? Let these people
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 10: say it?
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: You're feel.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: The energy?
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: Can I do anything to help? Not? I'm bothering? How
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 1: are you feeling?
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 9: You know when you're confident we're in it to win it.
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 9: We're doing great.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: This is.
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: Really look really look for the green of the billiard's table,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: you know what I mean. I feel like that's really
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 3: gonna help you. It looks like we got a lot
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 3: of dark Lincoln jacket right now.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 9: But really find that puzzle.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 1: This was given to me on the podcast, and then
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 1: I was pressured into making it myself and it took
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: fifteen weeks. Wow, it was on my kitchen counter for
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 1: fifteen these Republican presidents just looking at me every day.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 1: It was a horrible experience.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 4: Would you ever be the kind of person who, after
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 4: you finish a puzzle, you'd take a pose it and
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 4: put it on your wall.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 10: You like frame it.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 1: I do have one of my dog. That's a sweet one. Okay,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 1: but I wouldn't pick well, you want to make sure.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: I really love that story.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 1: I had a great beginning, middle of the folding, the descriptors.
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 9: That's who I am, my day of dignity, like.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 3: A bear getting into Okay, he's really mastered this opening.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 1: From I know now, I'm I'm a boo boo.
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 9: First, the opening is really exciting.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's a different one.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 3: It's a different.
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 10: This one is up to no good.
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 1: This is a guy.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's got red eyes and and.
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 14: Have any of them?
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Have any of you ever been snowmobiling? No? I have.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 3: Does it involve Jane?
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 1: Jane and I had a troubling experience with another celebrity
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 1: on a snowmobile. Ask me about it later. I'm not
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: meant to snowmobile.
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 9: I'll just say I don't want to get one of that.
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: I'm not strong enough, it's too cold, and I shouldn't
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 1: be operating something that's fast. So but give it a shot.
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 1: I don't know. Okay, now, let's get this final one.
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: Here. You did it, you did it, you did.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 1: It all Okay, here we go. What if you want
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 1: to open this?
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 9: I want you to do it.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 1: Okay, an audience, all open, You're almost there.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 9: Okay, they're getting bigger with this silicon.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: Oh, this one's gonna be wet. Environment West One's gonna
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: be wet. Dude, that's one of the wet one.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 1: Do you get a wet la boo boo? Okay, Okay,
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: we're getting I think this is a different one. I
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 1: think we've got three different It's in the worst type
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 1: of had god totally albino again, just like just like.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 9: That one's vacation.
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 1: It's a vacation one.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 10: Is exactly like the this.
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 9: One's crazy ride. And then they come with a little
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 9: trading card. What you're gonna need to pull out of there?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 1: Okay?
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 9: Great, yeah, don't lose track of that.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Of this set, you have three out of ten, now
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 3: three out of ten, and I wish for you to
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: continue your pursuit of a full a full monty halfway there?
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: Wow? Okay, Vinnie, did you ever collect anything?
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 10: Did I collect anything?
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 1: You didn't do? POGs?
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 10: No, I did.
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: Here's what I would do is I would get like
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: a bunch of animal toys from the dollar store.
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 10: I would set up zoos on the floor.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 1: Oh I like that.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 14: And I don't think I ever really collected Oh, fossils,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 14: like like fossils. I have fossils.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: Oh that's nice. What sort of fossils?
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 10: Shrimps?
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 4: I have a shrimp, and I have a fish, and
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: like not alloids like squids oh wow, uh huh, and
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 4: like a couple of bugs in amber and those wonderful.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, starting your own little Jurassic JP.
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: What was that thinking about Jurassic Park? Now, this is
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: how I act. When I think about Jurassic Park, the well,
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 1: the Labu boos are fantastic, So you can join my lafufu.
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 1: This is what I'll say about the lafufuo, and if
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 1: you haven't bought either, the nice thing about a lafufu
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 1: is that I think they have a superior package packaging
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: because you open like a potato chip bag, and that
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 1: there's nothing more satisfying than that. Yeah, this is a
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 1: little sleek er, a little bit more twenty twenty five,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 1: but uh, wonderful, beautiful.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 10: There's nothing more satisfying than a pop.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 1: Should we get into yours vini? Yeah, okay, bring it over.
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 1: I'm not coming to you.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 14: And I would say, just kind of unwrap everything and
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 14: take it all out at once.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, right, okay. I really like this type of wrapping.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: By the way, I ran a whole our Amazon business
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 1: when I was interning in New York, where I would
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: take free CDs from work I'm so sorry and use
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 1: these and ship them all over the country. They would
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 1: be wrapped up in coupons. You would do what I would.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 1: I worked at David Letterman Show and they would get
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 1: free CDs and stuff, so I would take all of
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 1: those back to the apartment, and then I would wrap
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 1: them up in the circulars for the week and send
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 1: them across the country. And it worked. It was a
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: beautiful business.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 9: Yes, that's really smart.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: I profited.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 1: I profited.
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 3: You're like like like Columbia House, but Bridger House, Bridgerhouse.
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, so this is a great type of wrapping paper.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 1: I suggest it for anyone. Okay, oh wait, what I mean,
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 1: I'm baffled. It's okay, I should take it all out
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 1: at once.
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: Yes, it's for listeners. It's it's a it's a sort
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: of plastic bag that was wrapped in in the coupon
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: paper that looks like a plastic bag you get from
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 3: like a spirit Halloween store.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 9: That's beautiful.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: Seeing a raven a raven jet blacks.
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 1: Would you put this on me? Thank you?
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 10: Well, there's a little bit of a hairnet on it. Okay,
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 10: one of the little bit of a hearnet. You got it,
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 10: of course.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: I'm what I'm seeing is sort of Madeline con clue.
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, vibe Vinnie, what was this wig four?
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: Well, it was just the most delightful little shaking gough
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 4: kind of a ferocious little bob.
• 1:09:21
  Speaker 10: And I thought you might. I didn't know if you
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 10: had one kind of in your collection.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 9: This is really good. Yeah, wow, that's beautiful.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 4: I think everyone needs one that looking perfect.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 10: It's really nice.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: Could be Madeline con could be yeah.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Okay, And was this used for another costume or what?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 4: No, it wasn't. It's one hundred percent human. Yeah, and
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 4: it was actually very expensive.
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: Is that true?
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 7: Yes?
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's a beautiful wig.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, it's very so be careful with it, be
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 10: gentle with it.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 1: Very careful.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 10: It's yeah.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I can feel a different attitude for me already. Serious.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 14: She don't got no pants on, she don't got no
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 14: panties on?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 1: It all deal with Uh, do you have a lot
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 1: of wigs?
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 17: No?
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 4: So basically I got this because i'd gotten you the
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: other thing, and it felt almost as if you'd want
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: to wear it while you had this. Oh, I thought
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: it might be fun for you to, you know, if
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 4: you wanted to unwind and you know, take a break
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 4: and be someone else for a second. There's a lollipop
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 4: as well, because I thought it would round out the character.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: Very low la oh. It's a gorgeous mug with two
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: little pomeranium.
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 4: That is it's actually Javanchi. What the mug is Javanci
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: and it's expensive. Yeah, yes, no, I saw it in
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 4: the store and clearly someone made this for someone else's
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 4: a gift to those are clearly someone's owned Pomeranians. And
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: I was kind of inspired by who that person might be.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: I mean, it clearly is a woman, sure, and maybe
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: her name is Linda, and maybe she works in hospital administration.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Oh is that why she has the two suckers and
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: here like yeah, yeah, yeah, she gives those out take
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: a sucker before you go.
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 10: And the wig is part of it.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 4: She has beautiful hair, but she wears wigs just because
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 4: she enjoys them.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah. Did you get this at Goodwill? Because that
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 1: that to me, I'm asking because when you find something
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 1: that there's a very sad section of Goodwill where it's like, oh,
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: these were former gifts that someone thought about. And here's
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 1: what I.
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 4: Will say if even I did get it from goodwill,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 4: But there is I was looking through Goodwill while I
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 4: was looking for that mug, and there was a book
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 4: that said for Tony.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 14: Oh and one wonders.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 4: Do you remember what the book was? The book was
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 4: It was a whole bunch. It was a whole bunch
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: of New Yorker cartoons, but only the dog ones. It
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: was only dog New Yorker cartoons, and a whole bunch
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 4: of people had signed it for Tony. Oh so, I
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 4: don't know if Tony had a falling out with his
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 4: friend group, yeah, or if he'd like moved to another
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 4: country where that kind of thing isn't allowed. Those are
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: probably the only two options. And then of course they
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 4: saw this mug which had no information whatsoever. Besides the
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 4: two Pomeranians, which, based on the quality of the flooring,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 4: have shortly passed away by now.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 9: The picture is not even good.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: One of them's cut off and one's totally blown out.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean, sir, if it was just the
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 1: only picture ever taken of these dogs, that's the question
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 1: I can I guess I can see why you would
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: get rid of this.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: May I ask a process question? Just because it came
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 3: with two lollipops, yes, different flavors. One made it into
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: the wrapping with the mug, one made it with the wood. Question,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 3: is there is there a connection there?
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 10: And that's a really great question, thank you.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: Here's what happened is basically sometimes every now and then
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 4: I get a sandwich from a sub sandwich place and
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: they give you a free lollipop with the meal. Wow,
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 4: I've done it twice in the past couple of weeks.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: And so I do have two lollipops.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 9: And they're very different.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 10: And they're very different.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 9: It's not like they just have one big bulk bag
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 9: that they're handing out. These are like, No, this week
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 9: we're doing caramel apple pops, and last week it was
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 9: blue Ras.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 1: Oh, now blue Ras, blue Ras.
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 9: This was where it was at.
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 1: It's a classic flavor. Everyone loves it. There's no one
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: that doesn't like it. There's no one.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: I go to the mug and I had forgotten that
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 4: that lollipop was in there, and I was looking around
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 4: my house, so fuck, go, fuck go, fuck I can't
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: find a lollipop.
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 10: I meant to bock the lot and and then I
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 10: find the.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 4: Second lollipop and I think, okay, perfect, I'll just throw
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 4: this in the bag.
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 1: Perfect. What I want to know the sub sandwich place
• 1:13:52
  Speaker 1: that's really great service.
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 10: Love and sandwiches.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: Okay, it's very good.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 10: Get the Dutch crunch bread.
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, I love a Dutch crunch. What a texture what
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: a flavor. Well, I've got my wig on. Do either
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 1: of you have any wigs?
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 9: I have many?
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 1: You have many? That makes sense.
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 9: You have a favorite, Yeah, to have a favorite, I have,
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 9: you know, I have just a lot of them are
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 9: in terrible condition because I just used them for sketches
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 9: and I've never washed any of that. I never brushed them.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 9: That was not part of the deal. So there's one
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 9: that's like it's like it's like a mullet, but it
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 9: has like a lot of hair sticking up on top too.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 1: I love that one.
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 9: It makes you look really uning.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my favorite. My favorite was was mullet ish. It
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: was like very curly, like tight curls, but but voluptuous
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: and sort of like sandy blonde. That was a real
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 3: go to. And then the other one that I really
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 3: held onto for a while was just like a wizard's
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: wig and beard because it was the easiest Halloween cost
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: a wizard grove. It's just Jammy's on the street for.
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 9: It's really hard to get rid of those. I can't
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 9: get rid of them. I just go like these are
• 1:14:52
  Speaker 9: it's too good. I don't know, just for just one
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 9: day when I'm being silly, even at this.
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: Point, get rid of wigs.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 9: Yeah, and who wants my old nasty way.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it is something you just kind of have to
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: keep for the rest of your life.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 4: No, it's my old nasty wig, my old nasty wig.
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 1: Well, I feel like I've got my wig on, I've
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: got my laboo boos. I have everything I could possibly
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 1: ever wish for. I think we should play a game. Yay,
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: We're gonna play a gift or curse. I do not
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 1: need a number from any of you because I've got
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 1: our game pieces set to go. So we let's see here.
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 1: Let's get into it. I I gotta get into the dock. Now.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: This is how we play gift or a curse, and
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 1: you all have to be careful. I'm gonna name a
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 1: few things. We'll see how how I feel, and you're
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 1: gonna tell me if they're a gift or a curson why,
• 1:15:43
  Speaker 1: and I'll tell if you're right or wrong, and then
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 1: we'll see who wins because there are correct answers. Okay,
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: first up, be very careful. Okay, First up, constellations and
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 1: this is from a listener named Sam. Gift or a Curse. Constellations, Lauren, oh,
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: I would say it's a gift because it makes you
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: feel like there's some sense of purpose in the world. Okay,
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: oh universe, okay, taran.
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 3: Curse for two reasons, almost the inverse of what, like
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: they don't really grant light, Like if there's a light
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: on anywhere near you, you're not gonna see them anyway,
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 3: so they're worthless for that. But also like to see them,
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 3: like and then find out what they are. They're far away,
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: they might not even exist anymore, Like they're nothing, Like
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: they literally are nothing. But also when I think of constellations,
• 1:16:29
  Speaker 3: I think of like constellation stickers that glow and are
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: stuck on your ceiling, and like every time you try
• 1:16:34
  Speaker 3: to move and get those off, it peels the pain right,
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 3: and it's you don't get your deposit back.
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: Okay, Vinny, I think constellations are a curse in the
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 4: sense that those people are lying when they say that
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 4: those stars look like what they're saying they look like
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 4: that's true, that's ridiculous.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 10: They don't look like a hunter. That's incredibly stupid.
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 4: When I see people draw out those lines, it's like,
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 4: get a.
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 10: Grip, Yeah, get a grip.
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 9: There's a really long space and.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 10: The handles all bent like this. Yeah, what are you
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 10: using that to dip into.
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: Goofy Oh, you're correct, curse the second gift left my mouth.
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: I knew they don't exist. Yeah, I mean, I agree
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 1: with Vinnie. They're not real. Somebody made them up, and
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 1: now a bunch of people have gotten tricked into thinking
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 1: they're real. I've anytime I've ever said, oh I see it,
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: I didn't see it. I simply didn't see the constellation.
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 1: I just wanted to move on with my night. So
• 1:17:33
  Speaker 1: it's a curse. Two of you have gotten points. Lauren,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 1: you're behind.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 12: That sucks.
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 1: Okay, it sucks pretty bad.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 9: That's hard.
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: It's tough for you. Let's do a quick puzzle check in.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 1: Oh whoa, I mean I've okay, sure there are pieces
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 1: that have been hooked together. Okay, let's get into the
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: second one here.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 3: This is from listening.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 10: Easy, you keep checking in. It's so dispiriting. I'm hoping
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 10: for America.
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay. This is from a listener named Caitlin. Gift
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: or a curse. Putting on deodorant after putting on your clothes.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 9: I think it's a gift. I did it today, Okay,
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 9: I actually usually do put it on after I put
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 9: on my clothes. But I don't necessarily go she's putting
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 9: it on the shirt. I mean, I'll go under the shirt.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 9: I'll get in there. It's a gift, though, it's like,
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 9: you know, it's my last bit of self cash before
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 9: I leave.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 3: Absolute gift. You got to put the shirt on first.
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 3: It's all about control. What would you rather have, like
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: maybe a little smudge around the inner sleeve of your
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: shirt or a huge streak of the side as you
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: pull it down over your body.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 10: Yeah, you know what?
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 4: And I was going to say curse, but now I
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 4: do think it's a gift because if I'm putting deodoran
• 1:18:53
  Speaker 4: on when I have my clothes on, it means that
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 4: last minute.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 10: I remembered to do it.
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 14: Yeah. Yeah, if I'm doing it means I remember, And
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 14: that's a blessing.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 1: It's a gift. I think. I'm actually shocked that this
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: was brought up for a long time.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: I did it before you.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: Get the streak, and also the the way you two
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: are describing it is you're putting it through the sleeve.
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: Under the shirt up under. I still find that there's
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: there's high risk of smudging on the way up. You
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: really got a guide it close to the tor show
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 3: through the sleeve. Unless you're wearing a long sleeve, then
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: you must you must go through torso. But a short
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 3: sleeve you just have quicker access. And again it's being
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: hidden between bicep and lateral right.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 1: Does that makes sense?
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 14: I think I always roll mine up.
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 10: You guys, don't bunch your shirt up and roll it
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 10: up and hike it.
• 1:19:42
  Speaker 3: Out a greaser so.
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 9: I don't need my tits out while I put the
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 9: deodoran on, So I don't do that. You've never read
• 1:19:52
  Speaker 9: the directions over your head like Amelia Badelia, she's too literal.
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 1: No, I think that's a gift. I mean I tell
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 1: every everyone should do that, and I guess if you
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 1: had the spray, you could go. But I've never I
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: don't have the spray. Anyone do the spray because I'm curious.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 9: Like like when I do my like workout classes, some
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 9: of the places will have like the spray if you
• 1:20:16
  Speaker 9: are in a pinch. I guess that's the best situation.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 9: I don't think anyone's using spray every day.
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: Anybody, Okay, why.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 10: Would you use the spray?
• 1:20:22
  Speaker 4: It's like you're a cow being sprayed with pesticide or something.
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 14: It just feels it feels very agricultural.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 1: Clap. Clap if you use the bar oh, interesting enough response.
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: Actually clap if you use the spray, well, we found him,
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 3: We found them them and then cows your cows.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not the entire audience with that, either of those.
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 1: So there's a huge Some people don't do anything. They've
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 1: got another there.
• 1:20:53
  Speaker 10: You use the salt stick.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Some of you are using a crystal.
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 9: That was and just like that.
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 10: Yeah, okay, which one of you is using oil? Raise
• 1:21:00
  Speaker 10: your head?
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 1: What is the salt stick?
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 9: It's like it's like using like you know, like a
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 9: salt lamp. Okay, yes, it's like using a crystal on
• 1:21:08
  Speaker 9: your armpit that it goes away. Crystal smells like ship.
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 9: Crystal smells like like a fucking b oh all right.
• 1:21:22
  Speaker 1: This third one is from a listener named Eric Gift
• 1:21:25
  Speaker 1: to a curse when a man and when a man
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 1: and a woman are shopping at the mall together and
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: while the woman browses at the more feminine stores, the
• 1:21:31
  Speaker 1: men waits just outside.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 9: This is a curse.
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 1: Look at this asshole.
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 9: This is so this is so annoying, Like this makes
• 1:21:40
  Speaker 9: you feel the pressure, like you have to shop like quickly.
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 9: Like it's like, oh we're bored. I'm bored and gonna
• 1:21:44
  Speaker 9: get out of here. Like I hate that, Like stay home, please,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 9: stay home. I don't want you near me if you're
• 1:21:50
  Speaker 9: going to be mad about everything I'm doing, like.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: A full curse, full curse. Binary is a myth and
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: we need to break down the system. Also for them all,
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: you're just like breaking up foot traffic in such an
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 3: annoying way, like stay with your party. Yeah that way,
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: I can work my way around the jacket rack. But
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 3: if you're coming at me from two different sections and
• 1:22:13
  Speaker 3: it's just it's just an absolute disaster waiting to happen.
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 4: Okay, Finny, This is tricky because ultimately it is a
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 4: gift for women not to have him in the store.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 10: I think that is a gift.
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 4: But the phenomenon itself, I think is a curse and
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 4: also dips into some weird heterosexual thing where you're like, I.
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 14: Can't be in the store that has women in it.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be gay, and I'm not sure that's
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 4: how that works.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: So curse across the board for the three of you.
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 14: Wrong.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: What Look, you're talking to a real guys. Guy, while
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 1: my lady's shopping, I'm checking out what else is available,
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: I'm wandering eyes. Yeah, that's the only time I'm I
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 1: get away from my wife a few minutes to look
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: for another wife. So I think it's a gift and
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 1: you all missed the point.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 4: What a disappointing factor in your your.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 1: Listen. You missed the point. I was not keeping track
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 1: of points. Oh, I think who feels like they lost?
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 1: I lost.
• 1:23:33
  Speaker 9: I definitely.
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 4: Imagine if your wife goes to Auntie Anne's and you
• 1:23:41
  Speaker 4: go to wels.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 9: Is For fucking dudes, I'm not buying some antis pretzel.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 1: Okay, we have to have a tie breaker. This is
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  Speaker 1: from a listener named Emily. Gift or a curse waking
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  Speaker 1: up moments before your alarm goes off.
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  Speaker 9: Oh, it's a It's it's two things. Because it's a
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 9: gift because you don't have to hear the alarm sound,
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  Speaker 9: which is so triggering and upsetting. It's a curse because
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  Speaker 9: you missed out in those two extra minutes of sleep.
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  Speaker 9: So I think I'm gonna go with.
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  Speaker 6: Curse.
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  Speaker 3: Curse Okay, yeah, a full self inflicted curse. That's literally
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  Speaker 3: what it is. Is like you're cursing yourself the night
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  Speaker 3: before by setting the alarm, You're cursing, you're dooming yourself
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  Speaker 3: to not allow it to perform its function, and you're
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  Speaker 3: robbing yourself of precious moments of rest.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, first of all, I'll say I think it's a gift. Second,
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  Speaker 4: I'd like to say the way this man is looking
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  Speaker 4: at this clock, they are Yeah, they are gonna mess
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  Speaker 4: it up later.
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  Speaker 3: I'll say that.
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  Speaker 9: It's like the movie Her, but it's analog because.
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  Speaker 3: Those sheets are gonna be covered in gears.
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  Speaker 14: I do think it's a gift because what you're doing
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 14: is you're you're winning.
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  Speaker 10: You're winning in a competition with the clock.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 14: To beat the clock is to offend the clock.
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  Speaker 4: Then this is its one function and you're beating it
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  Speaker 4: that and the clock is your worst enemy, you know
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 4: what I mean.
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  Speaker 10: It destroys your sleep every night.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 4: So when you get one over on the clock, that's
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 4: giving gift down the house.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 1: The house, Vinny wins, it's a gift.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: It's a classic man versus machine And we all have
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  Speaker 1: to stay on our toes and if that means waking
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  Speaker 1: up before our alarm clock, that's that's a little win
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 1: against the machines. So you get you win and you
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 1: to lose completely.
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  Speaker 9: I can't accept that.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, wow, okay, Well, let's check in on the puzzle
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  Speaker 1: real quick.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, the same Wow, okay, it is more organized now.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 7: I've been doing a.
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 10: Puzzle for one hour.
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's at us.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: Like, not a ton of movement on completion, but so
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: much better for organization.
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, my god, Oh, they've hardly touched their cookie.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: I do. It's disappointing to see that. But they're hard workers, and.
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 9: You gave them one cookie to share.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 1: No, no, the other one's off camera. Lord, I'm gonna
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: go take a closer look, just to make sure. What's
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 1: to see what's happening? Okay, you two, let's see. Well,
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 1: if I gave you another two minutes, do you think
• 1:26:29
  Speaker 1: you could get it done? Okay, well, look it's time
• 1:26:35
  Speaker 1: for you to to give up. They won the game.
• 1:26:39
  Speaker 1: Come up here, come up here. Okay, let's say we've
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 1: got some prizes for them. Where do I Where did
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: I put the prizes? Oh? They're right here. Okay, close
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: your eyes. Okay, follow me. Let's see about you two gods.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 9: These bags have been through.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: Okay, let's see here. Okay, these bags, these were the
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: biggest winners on the voting. So first of all, let's say,
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: who wants what you have to You worked as a
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 1: team and now I'm tearing you apart. You want the
• 1:27:21
  Speaker 1: red okay, this, let's see what's in here? Okay, So I.
• 1:27:24
  Speaker 9: Think that you opened the gift for them too.
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 1: There's a lot of explaining. Oh, first of all, you
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 1: got for a new mug, and this again the product
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 1: launch of the new mug, so that's great. And then
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 1: now this is a special gift. This let's stand up here.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 1: Let's see here. This says this t shirt blunked today's
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: forecast chance of bridger. This came from the wonderful Karen
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: Cheese and I don't want to give it up, but
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: I'm going to give it to you for the puzzle.
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 1: And okay. And then there's a sticker in there somewhere,
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: so you take that. Okay, And now, okay, now what
• 1:28:00
  Speaker 1: je cats. Let's it's not that you got the mug.
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 1: You got a sticker. Then you got a pair of
• 1:28:05
  Speaker 1: knee socks that are Raphael from Ninja Turtles. I've only
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: worn them once, and not out on the town, just
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: around the house. So they're clean and they're for you.
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 1: Do you to have anything to say about the puzzle?
• 1:28:25
  Speaker 9: Well, you put it in good effort, but we weren't there.
• 1:28:28
  Speaker 14: What is.
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: Oh my, it's me, Oh my god, the.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 19: Ghost of Richard Nixon.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 1: Richard Nixon. That's right, I'm not a cry You may
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 1: remember me from water game.
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 3: You two did such a good job sitting and organizing
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 3: and pretending to put the puzzles in the other.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 1: That it brought me back and finally.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 9: I could clear my name.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 1: I came up with peace.
• 1:29:10
  Speaker 14: That was me.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 1: Water was free when I was there. I didn't get
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 1: it enough. Oh no, here we go again, ladies and gentlemen.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 10: That is not Richard Nixon.
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, what are you talking about? All right, fine, it's
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 1: not me Richard Nixon.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 19: It's me Sandy, one of the Mormon wives from the
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 19: Secret Lives of Mormon Lives.
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 1: Wait wait, I'm sorry. I've watched every episode of the
• 1:29:46
  Speaker 1: show at least twice, and it's taken up a large
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: chunk of my life and there is no Sandy on
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: the show. Who are you? Okay, fine, I'm not Sandy
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 1: Roun the Lives of the Mormon ones. Are you it's me, Richard.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 19: Why and I'm here because it's our anniversary?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Did I have something for you? Hurt me?
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 19: Excuse talking about you?
• 1:30:21
  Speaker 1: I don't feel I feel like I'm just a women
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: at the mall with your wife crazy?
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 6: Are you.
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 1: A j Jill.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 3: Averse?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 10: Oh?
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: My god, happyversary.
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 3: You, Happy and adversary Bridger's wife.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 1: Diversary, ridgerd.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 19: I have loved you for as long as we plan
• 1:31:02
  Speaker 19: this bit, And originally I wanted to come out of
• 1:31:08
  Speaker 19: a cake for you, but because I couldn't afford one,
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 19: I decided I'd do one better, one better, and I'd
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 19: come into a cake for you.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 9: They're so in love.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: When I'm gonna ahead at it before.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: You do, I have actually have some terrible news, but
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: you we just heard backstage.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 9: I hate to break this, but Jim is here and
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 9: wants to sing the.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 3: Song, so we're gonna end with the song come out
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 3: of jail.
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 9: My god, gosh, sir, what are you She's gonna need that?
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, your platonic friend. This is my roommate
• 1:32:11
  Speaker 1: I've been it's so nicely need you anyways, I have
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 1: to go change to something a little more comfortable.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 7: I'm dressed like a talent agent.
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 1: Look at this. How classic?
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 7: Yes, I've joined Cia, joined the team over at c A.
• 1:32:29
  Speaker 1: A we should Well, let's thank our guests first, please, Lord,
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: thank you.
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: Oh the bubbles, Oh, the bubbles, the bubbles absolutely wonderful.
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: And let's thank our puzzle makers. You two were absolutely fantastic.
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: Give me a hug, thank you, and you can do
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: whatever you want.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 5: Now.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: Well, let's get into this song.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 14: I'm making you a comfortable.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 7: We have drums. Are you ready?
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's all right, you're ready?
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 4: Hot?
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:33:08
  Speaker 16: When I invited you, I thought I made myself perfectly clean.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 16: When you're a guest in my hole, I thought I
• 1:33:22
  Speaker 16: come to you empty handy, I said, oget, no, it
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 16: is present enough and I already.
• 1:33:33
  Speaker 6: Have too musca.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 9: So how do you dare be so big.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 1: A blut?
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 7: Some bubbles out of that thing? When I in you?
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 7: When I ask a stenough and.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 1: It has too much soup?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 17: So hot?
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 1: Do you care? How are you.
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 16: So bad?
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 1: My god?
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 7: It's past my bedtime?
• 1:34:34
  Speaker 16: How much did we raise? Oh bridge, are Jesus Lord
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 16: in heaven?
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 14: What has happened?
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm gonna I'm so wet, but is wet,
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 1: my hand is wet. I've got wig in my mouth.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 1: I can't believe you made it.
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 7: We're sleeping separate tonight.
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: No, my brother's in town.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 7: Oh you're on the couch. I had a great time.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 1: Well, thank you to everybody else.
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 7: Yes, sir, and thank you Jim, Thank Jim, thank.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 5: You all of you.
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 1: This has been so fun. I love all of you.
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 1: Please get home safe, yay. I said, No Gifts is
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: an exactly right production. Our senior producer is on Alisa Nelson,
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 1: and our episodes are beautifully mixed by Ben Holliday. The
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 1: theme song is by miracle Worker Amy Mann, and we
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 1: couldn't do it without our booker, Patrick Cottner. You must
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: follow the show on Instagram. At I said no Gifts,
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: that's where you're going to see pictures of all these
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 1: wonderful gifts I'm getting. And don't you want to see
• 1:35:41
  Speaker 1: the gifts?
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 6: Did you hear? Funna man myself perfectly clear. But you're
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 6: a guess. You gotta come to me empty and said,
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 6: no guests, your own presence is presents enough. I already
• 1:36:07
  Speaker 6: had too much stuff, So how do you dare to
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 6: surbey me?