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Mark takes your calls! · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: If you're listening to Mark on the iHeart Radio app,
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  Speaker 1: same time and tap the breset button. Now. Now back
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  Speaker 1: to the Mark Simone Show on WOR. Well, Hey, everybody's
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  Speaker 1: back today. Let's take some calls. Let's go to Ron
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  Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh. Ron, How you doing you good, sir?
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  Speaker 2: How are you doing this morning?
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  Speaker 1: Mark? Good?
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  Speaker 3: Hey?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The reason why I am called is number one is
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  Speaker 2: thank you for Jimmy Faylow. Man. I've listened to this
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  Speaker 2: guy shows. I would never listen to him. Wasn't for you, man,
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  Speaker 2: he's really unique.
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  Speaker 1: Oh he's very good every night at nine o'clock here
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  Speaker 1: on w R And make sure you watch his TV
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  Speaker 1: show Saturday nights at ten. That's the best later show
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  Speaker 1: and it's the best monologue in TV Saturday Yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Also, thank you nice here in Vincent, this guy from
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  Speaker 2: New York. I'm an older guy and nice year. He
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  Speaker 2: shoots from the hip. You're old, jenerous with that and
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  Speaker 2: I like your style and also I got one I
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  Speaker 2: have a band who would love to play right, hang on,
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  Speaker 2: hang out out.
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  Speaker 1: He's complimenting me a thousand compliments. Then either there's a
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  Speaker 1: criticism coming or he wants something. I think he wants no, no,
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  Speaker 1: what does it you want? You have a band?
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  Speaker 2: You have a band that ball. Hey, we're not a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of livuitars. We're conservative, we're disabled.
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  Speaker 1: That Richard seven, what what kind of band is it?
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  Speaker 3: We hate?
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  Speaker 2: Tom Holman would love us. I heard him on Jimmy Thalling.
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  Speaker 2: We do the Whale and Jennings all the old country classics.
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  Speaker 2: John Fogerty. Uh huh you know, and also hate one
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  Speaker 2: of them.
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  Speaker 1: I guess we can't stop you. I mean, where do
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  Speaker 1: you do this?
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  Speaker 2: Hey? Why do all the female protesters look like the
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  Speaker 2: running for a curling on the Three Stooges. Yeah they
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  Speaker 2: are lookike contest?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah you could not exactly if they had a beauty
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  Speaker 1: contest and nobody would win. I mean it's pretty.
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  Speaker 2: And what is their end game? What? What do you
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  Speaker 2: think their end game?
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  Speaker 1: I love this guy, you can't get rid of It
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  Speaker 1: is called twenty minutes. He never runs out of stuff.
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  Speaker 2: What would you say?
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  Speaker 1: What what they do?
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  Speaker 2: What's the end game?
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  Speaker 3: Mark? Uh?
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  Speaker 1: The end game is the yelling, scream and just be angry.
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  Speaker 1: They're just all upset. So let's if we can stop now. Hey,
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  Speaker 1: you ron, great call, Thank you, sir, thank nice shown show.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah call us again, good call. Let's go to Donald
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  Speaker 1: and Yonkers. Donald, how you doing, hey, Mark? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: I love your show man. I just wanted to talk
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  Speaker 4: about that bidet situation. I think you might be a
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  Speaker 4: little a little off on that.
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  Speaker 1: Is that it?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, Ill, I'm sorry. I just I personally
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  Speaker 4: have them and the new ones.
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  Speaker 1: Ye know, you have a bidet. We're talking about normal people.
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  Speaker 1: Normal people do not have well.
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  Speaker 4: All right, listen, all right, all right, I'll make it easy.
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  Speaker 4: Next time a bird does its business on a hoodie
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  Speaker 4: your call, take some of that toilet paper, wife, and
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  Speaker 4: then tell me it's clean.
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  Speaker 1: Well yeah, hey, we don't want to get too graphic here.
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  Speaker 1: Think about I'm not sayingdays not you.
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  Speaker 4: You can get a heated seat. I have the one
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  Speaker 4: I have now, the walk up to it. The lid
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  Speaker 4: opens automatically for you got a light heated seat. I
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  Speaker 4: don't know. I just think you're missing.
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  Speaker 1: Gotta be honest. You sound like your Paris Hilton or
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  Speaker 1: something with your heated seat, your bidet.
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  Speaker 4: It's a oh no, all right, listen, I'm just telling you, okay, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right now listen, some people like this stuff. I don't
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  Speaker 1: like any of this. You know, people have this heated
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  Speaker 1: toilet seat where the lid comes up automatically, it closes automatically.
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  Speaker 1: Don't ever get that stuff. It's just nine more things
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  Speaker 1: that are going to break. You know, if you have
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  Speaker 1: a toilet, maybe once in a million years something goes wrong.
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  Speaker 1: You got to call in a plumber. You want to
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  Speaker 1: have to call in an electrician for your toilet, and
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  Speaker 1: this and that. I'm sure a bidet works fine. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know how the hell you use it, but I'm
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  Speaker 1: just telling you the facts.
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  Speaker 3: There was.
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  Speaker 1: They're not a big thing in the United States. It's
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  Speaker 1: a European thing, very big in Africa and that culture.
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  Speaker 1: They love bidets. And there was a time in the
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  Speaker 1: seventies where builders of the fancy luxury high rises started
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  Speaker 1: putting them in because it sounded very e're apeeing, very classy, fancy.
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  Speaker 1: And then after about ten years I realized nobody liked
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  Speaker 1: him or is using them. All the modern new buildings
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  Speaker 1: going up, there's no bedays in any of them. Let's
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  Speaker 1: go to Kurt in Woodbridge, New Jersey. Kurt, how you doing.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing good? Mark, longtime listener today. This guy that
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  Speaker 3: just spoke to you. He has one of those toilets
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  Speaker 3: that are ten thousand dollars or seven thousand dollars. You
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  Speaker 3: walk in, the lid comes up and all this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: They sell the day seats at home depot for six seven.
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  Speaker 3: You got a warm water reservoir, you got heated seat.
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  Speaker 3: It goes forward a little bit for the old dirt road,
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  Speaker 3: and then it goes farther for ladies. And you're sick,
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  Speaker 3: and you got to go to the bathroom and you're
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  Speaker 3: you're really sick. Got him sorry, water rush is all
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  Speaker 3: worth it?
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  Speaker 1: All right? Well, thanks for calling. All right, there's a
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  Speaker 1: few bit dat lovers out there, but he's right about
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  Speaker 1: one thing. If you're going to buy a toilet, if
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  Speaker 1: you're remodeling the bathroom, whatever, you can go by the way.
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  Speaker 1: If you want to get stuff like that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the best place is build dot com. That's actually what
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  Speaker 1: all the contractors use. Build dot com. You can see
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  Speaker 1: every toilet made in the world, everything, anything you want
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  Speaker 1: to do with your own. But what you want is
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  Speaker 1: a good solid toilet, A Cohler a Toto. Those are
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  Speaker 1: the two best. You don't need the heated seat that
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  Speaker 1: automatically goes up it's just ridiculous. Let's go to Bill
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  Speaker 1: in Pennsylvania. Bill, how you doing.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks for taking my call.
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  Speaker 2: Mark.
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  Speaker 5: I've been listening to you nineteen eighty six with Jonathan
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  Speaker 5: Schwartz and Steve Allen. Yeah, and I even contributed to
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  Speaker 5: your lead ins on some of these things where I
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  Speaker 5: predict well. In any case, I have a question about
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  Speaker 5: the Clinton hair issues. I mean, Hillary's got this blowout
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  Speaker 5: at Burggarf's for fifteen hundred dollars a day, which they
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  Speaker 5: closed traffic.
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  Speaker 1: On, and that was when she was first lady. She
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  Speaker 1: doesn't do that so much anymore effective. You've seen her lately.
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  Speaker 1: She looks like an old hag. She's drinking all day
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  Speaker 1: and night. She stays in that house, looks like the
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  Speaker 1: old lady in Sunset Boulevard.
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  Speaker 5: And I've gotten from a reliable source where I get
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  Speaker 5: my hair extensions because I'm eighty years old and no
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  Speaker 5: want to look like Joe Biden perfect right target. They
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  Speaker 5: you know he he gets a hair extension since about
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  Speaker 5: nineteen eighty six or nineteen ninety two when he was
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  Speaker 5: on there.
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  Speaker 1: Happened here we're talking about Davos in the Economic Forum.
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  Speaker 1: Now we're talking about toilets and hair extensions with we
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  Speaker 1: got to stop.
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  Speaker 4: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: When we come back, Bill O'Reilly will be with us next.
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  Speaker 1: Lots of talk to him about coming up on seven
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  Speaker 1: to ten WR