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OUTRO: Rent-A-Jizz · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: Get up even closer.
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  Speaker 2: to seven every weekday on Radio.
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  Speaker 3: Ah good a fellows, Hello the time, and I tell
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  Speaker 3: you what. Oh Keezy came in steaming today. Wow, straight
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  Speaker 3: into the through. Come on, fellas, let's get this dunny
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  Speaker 3: here CP.
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  Speaker 4: Because I was running late and I was conscious that
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  Speaker 4: we have ten minutes to do the outro.
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  Speaker 2: You're right, man, You're right, You're right, You're right.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, sorry, I mean, I'm I'm a big advocate of
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  Speaker 3: that because you guys just fucking loll around all over
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  Speaker 3: the place each other. Mogi's on the couch, Keezy's doing
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  Speaker 3: a cross weirdness like can we do this please, let's
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  Speaker 3: we're catching up.
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  Speaker 2: I was actually lying on my side with a sort
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  Speaker 2: of a caather look in my eyes on the couch.
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  Speaker 2: They're waiting for you, feelers, And anytime the door opened,
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  Speaker 2: that's what I was doing. But it was always the
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  Speaker 2: people at Flavor unfortunately, right, Okay, I've gone down somewhat
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  Speaker 2: in their estimation.
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  Speaker 3: Feels definitely well, you might have gone up in their estimation,
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  Speaker 3: for you know, that did you see Magi on the
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  Speaker 3: cot check with has come Heather Eyes looking all hot
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  Speaker 3: and sexy.
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  Speaker 2: There's morning squinters. I ran into one of them yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Thatman that they don't get heaps of holidays. See how's
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  Speaker 2: it going? Oh, you know, doing the work, we don't
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  Speaker 2: get heaps of holidays.
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  Speaker 4: Who said that?
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  Speaker 2: One of them?
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  Speaker 4: The youngest member or the older member or I'll.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you later.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I mean, look, you get holidays by negotiating
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  Speaker 4: for holidays.
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  Speaker 2: That's right. It's got nothing to do it.
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  Speaker 4: And the show has been going for like a year
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  Speaker 4: or something more than that, probably, you know, because they've
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  Speaker 4: they've changed it up a lot.
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  Speaker 2: They do change it a lot, so every you know why,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, they don't get enough holidays.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe he's got to stick it out.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 4: You do remember last year didn't go on holiday.
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  Speaker 2: Has been here for ever, he gets no holidays.
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  Speaker 3: It's amazing. He insists on that contract negotiation.
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  Speaker 1: Yea.
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  Speaker 3: The dealers with me on holidays is I'll do less holidays.
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  Speaker 2: As long as the fellows get more.
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  Speaker 3: As long as the fellows get more and you pay
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  Speaker 3: me less, that's the Dealah, okay, okay, Speaking of holidays.
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  Speaker 2: Hip hop holidays a hip hop holiday, Jason, what about
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  Speaker 2: a hip hop holiday?
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  Speaker 3: Speaking of holidays? Booking a car yesterday? What a fucking
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  Speaker 3: pilava because we're driving from Sydney to Melbourne.
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  Speaker 2: I want you to just fly straight there?
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  Speaker 3: Well no, because you know it's a roadie man.
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  Speaker 2: See you on a bus?
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  Speaker 3: Well yeah? The only thing about a bus the other
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  Speaker 3: seniors is that my youngest daughter would not be a
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  Speaker 3: fan of that. You know what I mean. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: I don't even think she's going to be a fan
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  Speaker 3: of the roadie.
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  Speaker 4: Talk us through booking a car and wire to Pilarva
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  Speaker 4: because as far as every time I've done it, it's
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  Speaker 4: pretty fucking easy.
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  Speaker 2: Only thinks. I'm sorry Jose to interact.
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  Speaker 3: That's fine man, Just do you think.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing that's pilavora is the cost? I hate
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  Speaker 2: the cost.
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  Speaker 3: Well it's not cheap, I'll give you that.
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  Speaker 4: Aside from the cost, let's just jump in here. That's
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  Speaker 4: the pretty straightforward.
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  Speaker 3: That's the fit. Are you saying my wife's brain?
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  Speaker 4: You put stop trying to put your filthy words in
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  Speaker 4: my mouth.
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  Speaker 2: You don't have to read between the lines on that one.
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  Speaker 3: I won't be putting my words in your mouth, Keezy,
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  Speaker 3: I know you're putting its disgusting. See this.
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  Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, first it's just all the fucking insurance and there
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  Speaker 3: there's all these fucking hidden things everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: What are you talking about costs?
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  Speaker 3: So yeah, I am talking about cost and you just
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  Speaker 3: go what the fuck?
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  Speaker 4: Actually, in New Zealand and Australia it is kind of
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  Speaker 4: a rip off. In Europe, brain, you wouldn't know where
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  Speaker 4: you see it's a polarva. It's like, oh it sounds
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  Speaker 4: like cost, Yeah, it's expensive.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck you.
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  Speaker 4: The whole Archy Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 4: Radio Hurarchy the Wcky Big Show Podcast. But in Europe
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  Speaker 4: it's like, you know, the rentals over there are so
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  Speaker 4: fucking ship as they should be.
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  Speaker 2: You get a cheap shitter for like I don't know that.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, seventy bucks a day or maybe even less fifty
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  Speaker 4: bucks a day.
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  Speaker 2: I've got a mate, Sorry, Jase, you want to finish
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  Speaker 2: your round?
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  Speaker 3: Well no, it's just you know, things like excess and
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  Speaker 3: there's a six thousand dollars excess and then.
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  Speaker 4: Six thousand dollars excess and it's like, what did.
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  Speaker 3: You do to it? We didn't take that deal. We away,
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  Speaker 3: but they say, ah, you pay that and then you
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  Speaker 3: can apply to get it refunded. And I was like,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not fucking doing that. Yeah, it's just bullshit.
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  Speaker 4: Was it an exis exis?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, six greme, isn't it. That's a good little scam
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  Speaker 2: that got down the other.
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  Speaker 3: And it's and it was that, and then you for
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  Speaker 3: us to, you know, to to give it back to you.
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  Speaker 4: You pay after you've crashed, and you need to use
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  Speaker 4: your insurance.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly, but nobody is forcing you to do it. Then
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  Speaker 2: you can take it, take it to leave it.
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  Speaker 3: But you cannot have anything insurance whatsoever.
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  Speaker 4: No, no, no, But why would you pay it now for
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  Speaker 4: six grades?
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  Speaker 2: Man?
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  Speaker 3: No, you don't pay it now, but if you were
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  Speaker 3: to have an accent, you would have to pay it.
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  Speaker 3: Say it, you apply, and then you apply to get
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  Speaker 3: it back again. It's like funk off.
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  Speaker 4: That sounds like the cheapest selection. To be fair, what
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  Speaker 4: kind of car do you need?
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  Speaker 3: And then we've gone for some sort of Toyota Starlett. No,
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  Speaker 3: it's like an s u V of some description.
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  Speaker 2: Peek over the top of the then we're steering wheel.
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  Speaker 3: Now now we've got the girls onto it and we're
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  Speaker 3: going to find that, you know where we're stopping along
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  Speaker 3: the way and the old in the bus.
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  Speaker 2: I've done it, drive have you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's about eight hours, nine hours, it's but we're
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  Speaker 3: going to stop halfway and then and then our girls
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  Speaker 3: are meeting us halfway, Me and me halfway.
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  Speaker 2: That's difference.
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  Speaker 3: Bro.
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  Speaker 4: You should get a little bus, but not like a
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  Speaker 4: full size inter city sort of bus, one of those
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  Speaker 4: ones that are just bigger than events.
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  Speaker 2: One of those. They used to have some kind of
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  Speaker 2: porno bus over in the US. Weird people that make
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  Speaker 2: love and a bus, the love bus. Maybe it's cooled keys,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 4: For some reason in my head that just popped in
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  Speaker 4: my head, it was called bus and nut.
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  Speaker 3: What is.
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  Speaker 2: Well?
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  Speaker 3: You know, as I see our youngest daughters traveling with us,
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  Speaker 3: so there will be no banging on the bus, all right,
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  Speaker 3: fucking pull your heads in cross.
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  Speaker 2: I get the feeling she's gonna not go.
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  Speaker 4: It's a conundrum for who because podcasts are not going.
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  Speaker 3: Because she she was genuinely she was outraged and disgusted
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  Speaker 3: by our cat cha yeah, and she said.
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  Speaker 2: You hasn't been on Instagram? Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, they make love you know.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you know with your cat when you're making loving
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  Speaker 3: the cats watching.
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  Speaker 1: You ah, and she said what yeah, and loves it,
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  Speaker 1: and she was just disgusted.
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  Speaker 4: What did you say?
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  Speaker 3: I'll tell you what she said. You guys keep chatting.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Kesey, how are you?
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  Speaker 3: I am good?
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  Speaker 2: That is good. This is what happens when I well,
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  Speaker 2: I wake up at three o'clock in the morning, actually,
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  Speaker 2: and then I got to thinking, unfortunately, got to a pondering,
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  Speaker 2: and then I got to say, I know it wasn't good.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't good at all. It took a while to
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  Speaker 2: get back to sleep, and then I wake up again
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  Speaker 2: a quarterbacks four, then at five. It's not bad, not bad.
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  Speaker 2: That's why we're sleep off head.
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  Speaker 4: That's pretty good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I have just been all week out to it, which
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  Speaker 4: is great, and just waking up right in the middle
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  Speaker 4: of the deepest part of my sleep, and every time
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  Speaker 4: it's just like, fuck breakfast.
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  Speaker 3: Here's what she said, it's.
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  Speaker 2: Like breakfast round. We're right in the middle of sleep. Check.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's fucking brief. Yes, tedious as flat.
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  Speaker 4: Yesterday, same thing. As soon as I stepped out of
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  Speaker 4: the studio that I was like, yeah, fuck your breakfast
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  Speaker 4: rule breakfast.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking rule.
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  Speaker 3: It is good when you see everyone coming to work
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  Speaker 3: and you get.
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  Speaker 2: Yours is based on what do you call it, shadon freud. Well,
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  Speaker 2: you know you take joy in other people's misery. I there,
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  Speaker 2: comeing to work and you're going home. It doesn't occur
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  Speaker 2: to me. I'm just stoked on and I keep on
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  Speaker 2: throughout the day remembering, oh fuck, I don't have to
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  Speaker 2: go to work.
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  Speaker 4: But the issue I have is when it gets to
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  Speaker 4: eight point fifty pm, Oh yeah, is the time I
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  Speaker 4: should go to bed to get eight hours of sleep.
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  Speaker 4: And at like eight fifty pm, just saales on pass
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  Speaker 4: and I'm like, well.
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing about nine, nine, nine thirty, and I'm just
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  Speaker 3: allowing body to dictate because it's been good because when
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  Speaker 3: I do finally go to bed, I'm fucking tired. Here's
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  Speaker 3: what she said, you are revoked from jazz watching. I
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  Speaker 3: just saw your reel about here watching. I am sick
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  Speaker 3: to my stomach. You traumatized your grandchild your grandchild, and
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  Speaker 3: I went haha, and my wife said, can absolutely vouch
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  Speaker 3: that that whole segment is not a true story.
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  Speaker 2: It's so funny.
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  Speaker 4: Why is she denying it? You have on here and
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  Speaker 4: man never right today, they're fucking is that the news,
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  Speaker 4: that's ads the news are starting at.
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  Speaker 3: That that ship flocks me off man, that's you know what
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  Speaker 3: that means. That means an extra voice break for us
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  Speaker 3: in that hour.
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  Speaker 4: It means one minute thirty of our show. So what's
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  Speaker 4: happened there at least, Jase is it's just because of
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  Speaker 4: the music overnight. It automatically, it justs itself and it
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  Speaker 4: just so happens. It's when you're coming out of another
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  Speaker 4: show and that happens.
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, you come out of another show and
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  Speaker 3: they're eight minutes after doing an hour show.
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  Speaker 4: Hey listen to the Big Show four or seven weekdays
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