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OUTRO: Phone Facilities · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you mad bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: On radio record'll get a peel.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, you look like you had it to sleep. Actually, man,
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  Speaker 2: that's the first time I've seen you. Look up. You've
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  Speaker 2: got a bloodshot Isaiah glassy eyes. Actually, maybe not so
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  Speaker 2: much bloodshot.
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  Speaker 3: No, I had I had a really good sleep.
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  Speaker 4: But you know when you're like you've been knacking for
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  Speaker 4: ages and then you have a really big sleep and
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  Speaker 4: then you're kind of more funny.
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  Speaker 3: But then tonight I'll have another one hopefully, and then.
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  Speaker 2: You'll be asleep tomorrow. That's kind of what happens where
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  Speaker 2: you go, I've had a big week ind and you're
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  Speaker 2: I just need to get to bed on Sunday. It
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  Speaker 2: will be all good. You are't. You need the old
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  Speaker 2: you need the big one there on the Monday. But
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  Speaker 2: then if you've had a back to backer like you have.
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  Speaker 1: What I what I used to find was actually day three.
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  Speaker 1: Day three was the day where I was in.
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  Speaker 2: A hoo of the mood.
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  Speaker 3: Because that's today for me.
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  Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think all the chemicals have left
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  Speaker 1: your body and you're just sort of on you're running
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  Speaker 1: on empty, you know what I mean, because all the
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  Speaker 1: good juice is gone.
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  Speaker 4: You're just like you should have seen because today I
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  Speaker 4: had had as an interview with the Woman's Day Lady.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, it's not a good day for you to
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  Speaker 2: do that interview, bro, you can go across.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we had the photos and that taken weeks ago,
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  Speaker 4: which is good, but it was just a zoom interview
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  Speaker 4: my wife and I and it was literally like five
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  Speaker 4: minutes before the interview, and I was just like on
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  Speaker 4: the couch and a hoodie and trek pants and my
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  Speaker 4: wife was like, so are you gonna like get changed
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  Speaker 4: for this interview or and I was just like, you.
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  Speaker 2: Would have turned it on with the cameras roll.
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  Speaker 1: Funnily enough, I had a similar thing this morning because
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  Speaker 1: I ended up driving my daughter to a fucking job.
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  Speaker 3: That's not similar, I'm sure, well in.
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  Speaker 1: The sense that I wasn't hangover anything, but I let
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  Speaker 1: rolled out of bed, put my trekkies on and my
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  Speaker 1: daggy old sweatch it yeah, and put my old daggy
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  Speaker 1: shoes on. And I was actually not meaning to drive
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  Speaker 1: her to work, but she was going to be so late.
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  Speaker 2: That she knows that you'll cover for it. Really, she
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  Speaker 2: should be the one that the repercussions of her own actions.
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  Speaker 2: And you were talking about it yesterday. I agree, and
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  Speaker 2: I agree laughing at the fact that she said she
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  Speaker 2: was going to get there on time. Yes, and she
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  Speaker 2: did because you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, she was ten minutes late.
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  Speaker 3: That's so acceptable.
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  Speaker 1: But I was walking, we were both walking into town,
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  Speaker 1: up to the car park, and I just caught her
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  Speaker 1: side of myself in a reflection. I was like, funk,
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  Speaker 1: I look like a piece of shit. I did it
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  Speaker 1: a lot there, like my like, I've got three sets
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  Speaker 1: of Trackie pants, but one of them is really daggy,
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  Speaker 1: and I actually chose those ones. I didn't think about
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  Speaker 1: it when I went out and I went, fuck, I
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  Speaker 1: looked terrible.
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  Speaker 2: But hey, I roll up to the shops and my
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  Speaker 2: egg boots and.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, track I don't know about slippers in public A.
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  Speaker 2: Well, neither I do, and you shouldn't. I think it's
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  Speaker 2: not right. But I was just like, I just got
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  Speaker 2: to take them off. I got to put on another
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  Speaker 2: pier of ship, put on the.
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  Speaker 1: Oh look, that's the beauty though, that's the beauty of you.
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  Speaker 3: Wish slip ons.
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  Speaker 1: But then with my sketches, I've noticed with the paving
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  Speaker 1: in town is very slippery, and I've.
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  Speaker 2: Gone down and crevison between a couple of times. They've
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  Speaker 2: got no grip.
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  Speaker 1: I'm literally skating along with my skitches. Literally, it's not good.
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  Speaker 1: It's not good.
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  Speaker 2: Sounds funny, just.
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  Speaker 1: Just in terms of there, I was sitting on the
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  Speaker 1: couch and watching this great old Italian movie, right, it
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  Speaker 1: was fucking really good.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of.
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  Speaker 3: There were no buzzies.
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  Speaker 1: It was all about this raging alcoholic But anyway, I
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  Speaker 1: was sitting there and I was starving, and there was
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  Speaker 1: nothing really to eat in the house, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I've got to go and get some food.
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  Speaker 2: Were you fuming?
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't fuming, but I just couldn't be fucked And
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  Speaker 1: I sat there for two hours and couldn't be fun.
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  Speaker 3: Have you had food since?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Well then I went, for fuck's sake, get a grippy
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  Speaker 1: yourself and went got a ban me.
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  Speaker 2: Good job, just it was good work from.
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  Speaker 1: The idea, but it was just so ridiculous, and I
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  Speaker 1: was so hungry, but I just could not be fucked
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  Speaker 1: moving stupid.
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  Speaker 3: It's one thing for me. That motivates me. It's food,
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  Speaker 3: Like if I'm hungry, I'll fucking go.
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  Speaker 2: And get He does not like you.
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  Speaker 1: I sometimes sometimes I nearly did the dumplings. Actually I
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  Speaker 1: nearly went, fuck this, I'm gonna go.
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  Speaker 4: Down and get some black haired noodles for lunch. Did
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  Speaker 4: you sischwan? Pork noodles medium spice wide.
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  Speaker 2: Noodles from the place from.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they would use it.
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  Speaker 2: Of course.
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  Speaker 3: It was good.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was really what are they called the second
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  Speaker 4: one pork noodles?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, and get the wide noodles. It's an extra dollar day,
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  Speaker 3: which my wife.
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  Speaker 1: My wife always gets the wide noodles.
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  Speaker 2: That is pure fill white noodles.
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  Speaker 3: That is disgusting. She likes wide noodles, so do I,
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  Speaker 3: though I love them.
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  Speaker 2: Funny for the wide noodles.
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  Speaker 4: Actually, the noodles today were just a wee bit el
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  Speaker 4: dente as well, just a little bit and fun.
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  Speaker 2: It was good. Yeah, fuck, it was good.
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  Speaker 4: Hurraky The Big Show Podcast.
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  Speaker 1: You know how I was having stuffed mushroom pasta for
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  Speaker 1: dinner last night.
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  Speaker 2: Some fucking Chilian it you're weird, And it was funny.
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  Speaker 1: I was cooking away there and making a beautiful mushroom
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  Speaker 1: sauce with a bit of fresh chili and garlic, and
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  Speaker 1: I opened it up and it wasn't what I thought.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't stuffed past It was this little bag of
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  Speaker 1: linguini with this groady, fucking pasta sauce so that the.
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  Speaker 3: Early one na spaghetti spaghetti.
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  Speaker 1: But it was for one serving, And I was like,
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  Speaker 1: this is not what I thought it was.
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  Speaker 2: Did you I bought it? Did you call Keysy and
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  Speaker 2: asked him how to split a one person meal? Well?
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  Speaker 5: Fortunately I made it work. I was a legende. That's
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  Speaker 5: always a happy ending. Jason's a backbone. I'm Jason fucking legend.
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  Speaker 5: But yes, that's that's like when you just took a
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  Speaker 5: backbone shirt on holiday?
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  Speaker 2: What are you?
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  Speaker 3: Why did you buy a serving for one that wasn't
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  Speaker 3: even revola?
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  Speaker 2: And it was bigger than what the bellamies man.
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  Speaker 1: I thought it was exactly the same packaging as the
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  Speaker 1: stuff pasta, except it was It wasn't the stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Pasta said it was completely different.
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  Speaker 1: Then I I just grabbed it and put it in
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  Speaker 1: the supermarket. Charlie there and fucking bought the damn thing.
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  Speaker 2: And also eight bottles of shoe polish.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, by accident.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were like eight bucks apart, so it's
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  Speaker 1: like sixty four bucks shoe polish. I mean, I got
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  Speaker 1: home and I went to fucking cock and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: what the fuck's all the shoe polish?
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  Speaker 2: I wanted vinegar.
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  Speaker 3: I made it work though, because I'm a legend.
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  Speaker 1: I did forget the olive oil though, fells and I
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  Speaker 1: went to cook and went, oh fuck, we've.
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  Speaker 2: Got no oil. Do you see all Press has gone under?
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  Speaker 2: Is that an oil? Yeah, an evocado oil, actually in
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  Speaker 2: an olive oil. It's a it's a spinning one, you know.
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  Speaker 2: It's a key with company. Though they've gone under under
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  Speaker 2: own ten million dollars or some ship.
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  Speaker 1: Isn't that devastating It would be It would be fucking
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  Speaker 1: devastating going under and owing ten million.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I'd like to go under and own nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Just go under, just go under, just stay there.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and just the water fills my lune.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, just keep just keep swimming down to the seand
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  Speaker 1: just rise lifelessly. Yeah, it's true, and just get washed
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  Speaker 1: up on.
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  Speaker 2: The thank you. Well, we're doing that over in Brisbane.
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  Speaker 1: Jason is just be beaches and brizzy.
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  Speaker 3: Of course there are. Yeah, yeah, well just for your
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  Speaker 3: shopping woes.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, my wife and I last week discovered something called
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  Speaker 4: a sheared note.
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  Speaker 2: Heah, we do that for shopping post.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and it pops up on both of our phones.
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  Speaker 4: Reminds you reminded, we do that too. So the notepad
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  Speaker 4: is on your shopping on your phone and you add
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  Speaker 4: something to it, and then my wife gets a little
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  Speaker 4: notification Chris added something to the shopping list. You know,
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  Speaker 4: if Jay's head his way, look at the way he
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  Speaker 4: looking at you, now, he would have you burned at
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  Speaker 4: the steak for being a witch. Yeah, but he just
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  Speaker 4: wants to have a vape though. Usually, like if he
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  Speaker 4: wasn't on the in the middle of his bed, he'd
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  Speaker 4: be like, oh, that's really helpful.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that he would. And I'm going to go to
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  Speaker 2: the doctor and then buy a new phone.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what I'm usually like with your suggestion?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're really open and like you love them, positive
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  Speaker 3: about them.
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  Speaker 1: I think I do have a note facility on my phone.
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  Speaker 4: It's called an app the facility stand on a note facility.
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  Speaker 2: Facility.
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  Speaker 3: I'm the way you sleep words sometimes.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's probably a good idea, because I tell
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  Speaker 1: you what, My wife's a shocker in the supermarket. She
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  Speaker 1: is a shocker.
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  Speaker 3: She do you have a list or do you just
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  Speaker 3: go on vibe?
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  Speaker 1: Well, you know, we'll have a we'll have a we'll
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  Speaker 1: have this for dinner. And then she'll spend eighty or
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  Speaker 1: ninety bucks at the supermarket and I'm like, and she'll
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  Speaker 1: often come back, well, she'll spend eighty or ninety bucks
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  Speaker 1: with nothing to eat.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, how has she done that?
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  Speaker 2: Just she just buys.
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  Speaker 1: Fucking random shit and you know we needed you know,
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  Speaker 1: blah blah blah. And it's like, oh, and then they
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  Speaker 1: didn't have that, so I decided to go for And
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  Speaker 1: it's like, I go and do a shop for thirty
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  Speaker 1: bucks because you're a llegion. I'm allegend.
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  Speaker 4: And what's in the shop A box of cracking and
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  Speaker 4: some shoe polish, some sup plish and the wrong pasta.
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  Speaker 1: Now, usually I'm very efficient, but yesterday was not good.
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  Speaker 2: It wasn't good. Feelers. I think I need to go
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  Speaker 2: because great, man, do you need a coffee? I was
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  Speaker 2: just thinking I want to go and have a coffee.
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  Speaker 3: I think I need one.
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  Speaker 2: We meant to be talking to someone next, but I
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  Speaker 2: think I need a coffee to talk to that person.
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  Speaker 1: Hurry up, i'mgging.
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  Speaker 2: We're doing a podcast. Yeah man, we're just trying to
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  Speaker 2: get up to the ten minute mark and we're in there.
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  Speaker 1: Jeez, We're gonna get a fucking coffee and stop banging
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  Speaker 1: on about it.
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  Speaker 3: You too, I'm not going.
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  Speaker 2: A terrible bastard.
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  Speaker 3: You're a horrible.
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  Speaker 1: Son of a b Evan arista. Geeter, Okay, I've got it.
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