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DONKEY: Thieves Steal 3K Pounds Of Snow Crab From Truck While Driver Is Asleep · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: Use that donkey thing that hee-haw, hee-haw.
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  Speaker 2: A bunch of donkeys around here.
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  Speaker 1: It's time for Donkey of the Day.
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  Speaker 2: I got the donkey of the day for these popsicles.
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  Speaker 1: They made me the donkey of the day by the
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  Speaker 1: things that I said.
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  Speaker 3: Damn, Charlamagne.
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  Speaker 1: Some donkey of the days just saw themselves. It was you.
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  Speaker 1: What accountability are you taking? I done made donkey of
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  Speaker 1: the day. On The Breakfast Club. That being said, I
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  Speaker 1: want to start off with this donkey right here.
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  Speaker 2: Donkey of the day.
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  Speaker 3: Dominic here today for Thursday, October 29th, goes to a
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  Speaker 3: truck driver in Philadelphia named Marty Maruki. I think I'm
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  Speaker 3: pronouncing his name right. Now, we are coming to Philadelphia tomorrow.
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  Speaker 3: We will be broadcasting from Lincoln Financial Field for One
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  Speaker 3: Philly HBCU Week. Dropping the cool bombs for One Philly
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  Speaker 3: being our sponsor for that. And Philly, I'm telling you
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  Speaker 3: right now, point me to whoever got the crab legs
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  Speaker 3: for the look, okay? Because according to 6ABC in Philadelphia,
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  Speaker 3: this brother Marty was sleeping in his tractor trailer at
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  Speaker 3: approximately 4 in the morning in southwest Philadelphia on the
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  Speaker 3: 3600 block of Island Avenue when six men broke into
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  Speaker 3: the back of his tractor trailer and stole 3,000 pounds!
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  Speaker 1: Of crab lakes. Jesus. I can't make this kind of
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  Speaker 1: stuff up. Let's go to 6 ABC for the report, please.
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  Speaker 4: I was dreaming it was windy and the truck was shaking.
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  Speaker 1: I knew, uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh!
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh!
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  Speaker 2: Marty Mariocchi was sleeping in the cab of his truck
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  Speaker 2: when he realized guys were in the back stealing frozen
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  Speaker 2: snow crabs he was supposed to deliver. He showed us
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  Speaker 2: where he says they broke the latch off the back
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  Speaker 2: at around 4 o'clock this morning.
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  Speaker 4: And then I told him, hey, that's stuff. That's enough.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to lose my job. And then I
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  Speaker 4: find out real quick I was in the wrong place.
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  Speaker 2: Mariocchi isn't from Philadelphia and arrived early before the business opened,
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  Speaker 2: so he decided to park near other trucks to take
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  Speaker 2: a nap. He thought the 3,400 block of Island Avenue
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  Speaker 2: in southwest Philadelphia was a good spot to rest. He
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  Speaker 2: says his interaction with the suspects took a scary turn.
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  Speaker 4: One guy said, we'll pay you. And then all of
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  Speaker 4: a sudden I said, uh-uh. Then one guy charged on me.
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  Speaker 4: So I had to run from that corner all the
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  Speaker 4: way to the safe place.
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  Speaker 2: This was.
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  Speaker 4: The thing was lighting up the resident team.
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  Speaker 2: Southwest detectives say six males got away with 3,000 pounds
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  Speaker 2: of stolen seafood.
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  Speaker 1: Joel Embiid cousin Marty said, oh, okay.
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  Speaker 3: Jalen hurts out for the season and now folks in
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  Speaker 3: Philly don't got nothing else to do. Okay, LeBron, you
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  Speaker 3: better take the 76ers to the promised land because if not,
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  Speaker 3: the Tyson's food tracked the trailer with all the chicken wings.
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  Speaker 1: About to get hit hard.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I need to say I am happy this brother
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  Speaker 3: Marty is alive and unharmed. Because what happened to him
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  Speaker 3: is absolutely a crime. But sometimes you can be the
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  Speaker 3: victim of a crime and still have me questioning your
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  Speaker 3: decision making and giving you donkey of the day. Marty. OK,
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  Speaker 3: my brother, black man, you know damn well you can't
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  Speaker 3: go to sleep in Philly, southwest Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 1: OK, with three thousand pounds of crab legs.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Do you understand what three thousand pounds of crab legs
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  Speaker 3: means to black people?
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  Speaker 1: OK.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: That's not a shipment. OK, that's a blessing.
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  Speaker 3: All right. You out there praying to God for things
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  Speaker 3: to turn around. You out there praying to God to
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  Speaker 3: be able to provide for your family. And instead of
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  Speaker 3: God making it rain manna, he made it rain crab legs. OK,
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  Speaker 3: three thousand pounds of crab legs is enough crab legs
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  Speaker 3: to turn southwest Philadelphia into a red lobster. And you
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  Speaker 3: parked that truck and went to sleep. Like you were
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  Speaker 3: just out here transporting office supplies or something. OK, don't
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  Speaker 3: nobody want no damn stapler.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 3: Office Depot truck can post up there untouched. But Southwest Philly,
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  Speaker 3: the 3600 block on Island Avenue. OK, according to the
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  Speaker 3: census report and U.S. Census Bureau, 55 percent of the
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  Speaker 3: residents there are black. That community came together, one band,
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  Speaker 3: one sound, to steal 3,000 pounds of crab legs out
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  Speaker 3: of your truck while you were sleeping in it, okay?
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  Speaker 3: And all it took was six people, all right? A
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  Speaker 3: Ford F-150 and a Dodge Caravan. A devil damn Dodge Caravan.
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  Speaker 3: You know it's about the kids when you pull up
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  Speaker 3: to the seafood heist in the family minivan. OK, you
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  Speaker 3: take them kids car seats out the back and you
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  Speaker 3: think about all the seafood boils you about to have
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  Speaker 3: from now to Christmas. And my favorite part of the
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  Speaker 3: story is when Marty talks about how he woke up
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  Speaker 3: and he saw these men stealing his crab legs. So
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  Speaker 3: he got out of his truck and told him to
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  Speaker 3: stop because he didn't want to lose his job. Marty, respectfully,
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  Speaker 3: they didn't give a damn about your job the way
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  Speaker 3: Rick James didn't give a damn about Eddie Murphy's couch. OK,
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  Speaker 3: you think they're going to stop because you asked politely?
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  Speaker 3: Marty said one of the men told him they would
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  Speaker 3: pay him, and then another man started chasing him down
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  Speaker 3: the street. Now Marty's running for his life while they
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  Speaker 3: running off with the crab legs.
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  Speaker 1: Hey, Marty, you got to.
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  Speaker 3: Know when to hold them, know when to fold them,
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  Speaker 3: know when to walk away, and know when to stay
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  Speaker 3: in the truck.
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  Speaker 1: OK, your boss just going to have to understand. All right.
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  Speaker 3: And if he doesn't, you tell his monkey ass to
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  Speaker 3: go park in southwest Philly with a truck full of
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  Speaker 3: seafood and see what happens. OK, somebody's auntie got a
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  Speaker 3: freezer full of snow crabs right now. OK, now I
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  Speaker 3: am fully aware that thieves are the criminals. They're the
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  Speaker 3: ones who deserve to be arrested. And I'm glad to
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  Speaker 3: drive a maiden home safely. But I need everybody safe.
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  Speaker 3: transporting valuable cargo to understand something. You cannot assume that
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  Speaker 3: just because you're asleep, everybody else is.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: You are transporting the main ingredient for the biggest bonding
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  Speaker 3: experience in Philadelphia history. And you think them nut ass
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  Speaker 3: Negroes in Philly is going to mind their business.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: They got family reunions and graduation parties and baby showers
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  Speaker 3: and repass. Somebody's 50th birthday party celebration coming up. And
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  Speaker 3: it's all sitting there in one truck, just a good
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  Speaker 3: old time. And you think Southwest Philadelphia is going.
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  Speaker 1: To miss that blessing?
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  Speaker 2: Huh?
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  Speaker 3: Somebody's mama is looking around on their counter this morning saying,
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  Speaker 3: look what God did. No, no, ma'am, he didn't. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: that's six men in a Dodge Caravan. Please give the
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  Speaker 3: good brother, Marty Maruki, the sweet sounds of the hammer tones.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, now you are the donkey.
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  Speaker 4: Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 1: Of the day. You are the doggy. Of the day.
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  Speaker 4: Yee-haw.
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  Speaker 1: Boosting niggas, give me them crabs. You see what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: For my seafood boil bag. You see what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 1: You already know what's going on. You see what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 1: I'm telling you. Yeah, uh-oh is right. But he should
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  Speaker 1: have let them men pay him. At least they offered
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  Speaker 1: to pay him. No, they was not going to pay him. No,
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  Speaker 1: they wasn't. They just told him that to stall for
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  Speaker 1: a minute. And the other dude was like, man, get
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  Speaker 1: out of here. But they ain't hurt him. They ain't
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  Speaker 1: hurt him. But I'm just saying, they could have caught
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  Speaker 1: his ass. You know what I'm saying? They ain't even
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  Speaker 1: hurt him.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 1: Listen. Because they're going to say, why did you park there?
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  Speaker 1: He didn't know where he was at. He don't even
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  Speaker 1: sound like he from here. Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 4: Like, he don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That's Joel Embiid's cousin. He knew exactly where he was. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he shouldn't have parked there. No, he did not. Why
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  Speaker 1: would he say? He not only risking the crab legs,
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  Speaker 1: he risking his life. Why would he risk his life
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  Speaker 1: and park? He didn't know where he was at. He didn't.
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  Speaker 1: He saw other trucks and was like, all right, let
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  Speaker 1: me go in. You know what I mean?
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  Speaker 5: That happened one time when I had one of my
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  Speaker 5: car shows and the guy trailed the cars to Atlanta
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  Speaker 5: and he stopped in a spot in Georgia that he
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  Speaker 5: wasn't supposed to stop at.
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  Speaker 1: And they called me. It was like, Envy, is this
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  Speaker 1: your color cars up here? And I'm like, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: They was like, they about to rob the whole truck.
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  Speaker 5: You better tell the driver to get the truck out
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  Speaker 5: of here. But, like, there's certain places where you're not
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  Speaker 5: supposed to.
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  Speaker 1: And you don't know if you're not from that city.
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  Speaker 1: They ain't know. Envy always want to sound connected to
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  Speaker 1: the streets. All the time. No matter what it is.
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  Speaker 1: There's some random dude. Hey, man, we about to rob
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  Speaker 1: the whole truck, but we think them your cars. You
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  Speaker 1: know what I'm saying?
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  Speaker 3: Of all the people they could have called, they just
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  Speaker 3: called Envy up.
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  Speaker 1: In New York. No, they called my peoples in Atlanta.
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  Speaker 5: My peoples in Atlanta called me. It was like, is
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  Speaker 5: that Envy's cars? Because we've seen something.
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  Speaker 1: That he posted on there. You see that, right? They
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  Speaker 1: called the people in Atlanta. First of all, they called
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  Speaker 1: him directly. They said, yo, Envy.
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  Speaker 5: My peoples from Atlanta called me and said, you know what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not explaining it to you. Thank you for that
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