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This Week in Sportsball: NFL Week One Edition (2026)

It begins again: The NFL campaign kicks off with a Sunday full of offensive firepower. Not joking about that, it was the highest-scoring Week One in NFL history. Probably more to do with modern training camps and practices (or lack thereof), but it did make for some entertaining football. Defensive enthusiasts notwithstanding. As 2026 kicks off, we push forward in a world of pigskin and perdition, of struggle and strife, of tragedy and triumph. A new year means new hopes... unless you're Cleveland or Tennessee.

The rest of you can have Sportsball in 2026. Ten years of this... good lord, what…

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