Latest / Lisa & Russell / Barra's Bits - What Do You Think Of My Eyelashes?

Transcript

Barra's Bits - What Do You Think Of My Eyelashes? · Lisa & Russell

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: When you hit off with your mates and you just
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: crack gags. Added a lot of colour, humour.
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: Time.
• 0:07
  Speaker 1: He went to boss level.
• 0:08
  Speaker 3: For Barra's bits.
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Have some of this. Bang. Gold 96 FM.
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: There is some breaking news in footy. You might have
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: heard from Jimmy just then. The AFL has officially handed
• 0:23
  Speaker 2: Carlton's Lockie Cowan a two-game suspension for conduct unbecoming. And
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: a $ 5, 000 suspended fine plus extra education following his use
• 0:33
  Speaker 2: of an illicit substance outside the season. So what sort
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: of happened was that he had to be rushed to
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: hospital because he had a bit of a sort of
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: a seizure and needed treatment. And that's how it came
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: to light that they'd been partying.
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and the other one fell over in the shower.
• 0:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he hasn't been mentioned. So that obviously was true.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: That was obviously true.
• 0:55
  Speaker 1: Yes. Dropped the tooth. Toothbrush, and we had that debate
• 0:59
  Speaker 1: about how many... It's a slippery place. How many people
• 1:01
  Speaker 1: brush their teeth?
• 1:02
  Speaker 3: Showering and brushing your teeth. Can't do two things at once.
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: Soap and water, you know, it's... The funny bit is
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: the phrase conduct unbecoming. So it sounds like you got
• 1:11
  Speaker 2: caught eating soup with the wrong spoon or something.
• 1:13
  Speaker 3: It is a bit like that.
• 1:14
  Speaker 1: Conduct unbecoming.
• 1:15
  Speaker 3: It's from the outside in.
• 1:17
  Speaker 1: That's right. It's the wrong fork.
• 1:20
  Speaker 2: But the interesting part, and you'll love this, you guys,
• 1:23
  Speaker 2: is there's a new drug policy coming in next year
• 1:27
  Speaker 2: from January, okay?
• 1:28
  Speaker 1: And how's this?
• 1:29
  Speaker 2: Every player will undergo hair testing. And you know how
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: far back hair testing goes?
• 1:35
  Speaker 1: A few months. Three to six months.
• 1:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:38
  Speaker 3: Wow.
• 1:38
  Speaker 1: Three to six months. Can anyone survive that? Anyone in
• 1:41
  Speaker 1: this building? Are we going to have to look?
• 1:44
  Speaker 3: In this building?
• 1:44
  Speaker 1: How would Greg go with no hair? Well, it's a
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: bit strange that he shaves it.
• 1:47
  Speaker 3: Why do you think he shaves it? How very Britney
• 1:52
  Speaker 3: Spears of you.
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: You got me.
• 1:56
  Speaker 2: There might have been a famous eagle who did that too. Anyway, yeah,
• 2:01
  Speaker 2: so it's like a time machine for your follicles. So
• 2:04
  Speaker 2: imagine getting there in pre-season and going, you know, some
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: bloke with a polo, club polo comes over with some
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: scissors and goes, give me some hair. The thing that,
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: to be serious for one second, the only thing.
• 2:14
  Speaker 1: I think they've got to pull it out by the root.
• 2:16
  Speaker 3: I was going to say.
• 2:17
  Speaker 1: Can't do a hair swap. Yeah, you've got to get
• 2:19
  Speaker 1: a little root there. So it'd have to be off
• 2:21
  Speaker 1: Greg's legs, would it, or somewhere else? I don't know.
• 2:25
  Speaker 1: They're very, very sexy, but they're also clean shaven, Barra.
• 2:28
  Speaker 1: Where else then?
• 2:29
  Speaker 3: I think we're drifting off the subject. Drifting down.
• 2:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the thing that I shouldn't make light of him
• 2:37
  Speaker 2: ending up in hospital, but what worries me, If a
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: player needs emergency medical help, and we've seen this before
• 2:43
  Speaker 2: in a really tragic situation in Western Australia, where he
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: was so paranoid about not going to hospital and being
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: caught out that he didn't go.
• 2:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:51
  Speaker 1: So that's the thing about this.
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: Harming themselves just by that.
• 2:53
  Speaker 1: Hammering them in the off season.
• 2:55
  Speaker 2: It's not performance enhancing, right? But they feel like they
• 2:59
  Speaker 2: have to do something. And to me, that makes players go,
• 3:03
  Speaker 2: you know what? I'll just try to guts it out
• 3:04
  Speaker 2: here if I'm having a seizure and I'll.
• 3:06
  Speaker 1: Stay at home.
• 3:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you mean.
• 3:07
  Speaker 1: Anyway, something to talk about.
• 3:09
  Speaker 2: The Eagles also signed two new players this week, Jack
• 3:12
  Speaker 2: Finey and Trent Rivers. Jack's bringing his young family to
• 3:15
  Speaker 2: Perth for four years. He's going to play for two
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: years and then be a coach.
• 3:17
  Speaker 3: He's the not-so-young player, though.
• 3:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's 32.
• 3:19
  Speaker 3: The not-so-new player.
• 3:21
  Speaker 2: He's adding grit to the midfield, and he'll be backing
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: up Harley and Willem. He's one of the best culture
• 3:27
  Speaker 2: shapers in the game.
• 3:29
  Speaker 3: A culture shaper.
• 3:29
  Speaker 1: A culture shaper. Not a shift shaper. A standard driver.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Not a shift shaper, but a culture shaper. A culture shaper.
• 3:35
  Speaker 3: But that's important for a team.
• 3:36
  Speaker 1: A real leader. Apparently so. He'll drive standards. Like Luke
• 3:39
  Speaker 1: Hodge at Hawthorne used to do that.
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: And I remember a story about how some young bloke
• 3:43
  Speaker 2: at Hawthorne wasn't keeping his locker clean. And so Hodge
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: just went in there and got all his gear and
• 3:48
  Speaker 2: threw it in the bin.
• 3:49
  Speaker 1: Oh, good on you, Dad. Yeah, that's right. It's a
• 3:52
  Speaker 1: real dad thing.
• 3:53
  Speaker 3: I like it. His locker, you know, door off the hinges.
• 3:57
  Speaker 1: My dad took my bedroom door off the hinges. You
• 4:00
  Speaker 1: slammed that door.
• 4:01
  Speaker 3: Your dad actually did that. Because I've threatened to do that.
• 4:03
  Speaker 1: That's brilliant. I was a slammer.
• 4:05
  Speaker 2: Oh.
• 4:05
  Speaker 1: Trent Rivers is the other Eagles recruit. Also a Melbourne.
• 4:08
  Speaker 3: It's a great name.
• 4:09
  Speaker 2: I love it.
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: Rivers, yeah.
• 4:11
  Speaker 3: Trent Rivers.
• 4:12
  Speaker 2: It's sort of LRB vibes, isn't it? Melbourne Premiership player
• 4:17
  Speaker 2: as well, like Viney. Good mates with Sydney star Chad Warner.
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: Really close mates. They grew up together and they worked
• 4:22
  Speaker 2: together and they were at the Sharkies together.
• 4:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: He's been at West Coast for five minutes and he's
• 4:28
  Speaker 2: already tried to recruit Chad Warner for the end of
• 4:31
  Speaker 2: next year. He's talking about matching lockers at West Coast
• 4:34
  Speaker 2: and sending him pictures of Optus Stadium and Harley Reid
• 4:37
  Speaker 2: with his shirt off and stuff like that.
• 4:38
  Speaker 3: So he's part of the recruiting team. Love it.
• 4:40
  Speaker 1: Sunsets over Cottesloe. Remember these? Screenshots of Eagles fixtures.
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: I reckon they'll give, they call it a godfather offer.
• 4:48
  Speaker 1: To Chad Warner. It's an offer he can't refuse.
• 4:51
  Speaker 3: Exactly. Very good.
• 4:52
  Speaker 1: So I reckon he's coming at the end of next year.
• 4:54
  Speaker 3: I hope he doesn't own a horse.
• 4:57
  Speaker 1: No horses' heads. Dockers got new coaches.
• 5:00
  Speaker 2: The wonderful Tendai Mzungu is stepping up as a senior assistant.
• 5:04
  Speaker 1: World's best bloke. Sam Mainwaring, nephew of Maney.
• 5:08
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 5:08
  Speaker 1: Of our man Maney.
• 5:10
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 5:11
  Speaker 1: At the Dockers. Yeah, one of Maney's brothers. Yeah, that's right.
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: His son.
• 5:17
  Speaker 2: He's the next big thing in coaching, I believe. He
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: put his hand up for the Perth Footy Club, but
• 5:22
  Speaker 2: he's got an offer he couldn't refuse, speaking of Godfathers.
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: And Nathan Broad, he's like a three-time Richmond Premiership hero,
• 5:30
  Speaker 2: and he's now joined them as well. So well done there. Now,
• 5:33
  Speaker 2: this is the best bit of the morning, the cricket, right?
• 5:35
  Speaker 2: Second test starts Sunday. Okay, we love the cricket and
• 5:37
  Speaker 2: all that. We won the first one. We're sort of
• 5:40
  Speaker 2: on top of them, and there's all this paper gate
• 5:42
  Speaker 2: sledging coming in. But there was a very funny, awkward moment.
• 5:46
  Speaker 2: on-air moment where a South African commentator, a female, she
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: was interviewing a couple of people and she appeared to
• 5:54
  Speaker 2: forget the name of the Australian commentator who was Mark Howard.
• 5:58
  Speaker 1: His name's Howie. He's reasonably famous. Anyway, just have a
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: listen how she refers to him.
• 6:04
  Speaker 3: I am in some good company.
• 6:06
  Speaker 1: I've got Kaya Zondo and the Australian man.
• 6:10
  Speaker 3: Good to have you join us.
• 6:11
  Speaker 1: Now, I want.
• 6:13
  Speaker 3: And the other one.
• 6:14
  Speaker 1: The Australian man. The Australian man. She sounds like an idiot.
• 6:20
  Speaker 2: So everyone in cricket is now referring to him as
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: the Australian man every time he does an interview.
• 6:25
  Speaker 1: Ah, the Australian man. How are you? Wow. Like the
• 6:29
  Speaker 1: man from Snowy River. She was prepared, yes.
• 6:31
  Speaker 2: The man from La Mancha or something. Oh, man from uncle. Anyway,
• 6:35
  Speaker 2: I thought that was funny. And now rugby league, as
• 6:38
  Speaker 2: we get towards the end of this segment. So rugby
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: league was on seven.
• 6:42
  Speaker 1: Last night. Rated enormous. It's a World Cup.
• 6:46
  Speaker 3: What a scoop for your lot.
• 6:47
  Speaker 1: I know. Incredible.
• 6:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know how it all panned out, but it
• 6:49
  Speaker 2: was sensational. Australia was playing the Kiwis, so the bitter rivals.
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: First game, and Australia won in the last seconds. And
• 6:58
  Speaker 2: the guy who scored it, he's an impossibly good-looking rugby
• 7:01
  Speaker 2: league player.
• 7:02
  Speaker 1: Reece Walsh. Just Google. I'll be the judge of that.
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: Here we go. Here's our expert.
• 7:07
  Speaker 3: There she is clicking on Google. Google images. Carry on.
• 7:10
  Speaker 1: Keep going. Here's what happened at the end of the game.
• 7:27
  Speaker 3: Out of 10, Lisa?
• 7:29
  Speaker 1: Not your style? probably need to see him in the flesh.
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: I don't think the photo's doing him justice. What about
• 7:34
  Speaker 1: those eyelashes? Hit a few more images. That's what I
• 7:38
  Speaker 1: always do.
• 7:39
  Speaker 3: You've never been an eyelash kind of gal, have you?
• 7:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
• 7:44
  Speaker 3: Well, not in this case.
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, look, I don't know. One of my eyelashes is like.
• 7:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Ask Lisa. Don't ask me. All right,
• 7:50
  Speaker 3: carry on. All right.
• 7:52
  Speaker 2: Anyway, I reckon he's an absolute star. And now, I
• 7:56
  Speaker 2: just thought I'd mention now as we go out, in
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: anticipation of Anyone who contributes to Telethon, thank you so much.
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: I heard your beautiful words, you guys, about Telethon. You
• 8:06
  Speaker 2: actually used iconic, which you never use.
• 8:08
  Speaker 1: Yes. Well, it is. Well, it is. That is iconic.
• 8:12
  Speaker 1: There we go.
• 8:13
  Speaker 3: That's iconic. The song. Get that conga line happening. The conga.
• 8:16
  Speaker 1: Yes. Will you be there? Yeah.
• 8:19
  Speaker 3: Will you have your shirt off?
• 8:21
  Speaker 2: No, definitely not. Those days are gone. I think Benny's
• 8:24
  Speaker 2: taken over the mantle.
• 8:27
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 8:27
  Speaker 1: And what's the other bloke's name? The other Brownlow medalist, Crawford.
• 8:30
  Speaker 3: Crawford.
• 8:31
  Speaker 1: Oh, and also Kane Corns. Any opportunity to take his
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: shirt off.
• 8:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, he's been running all around Rocklands.
• 8:35
  Speaker 1: He's run two.
• 8:36
  Speaker 2: Marathons, raised half a million thanks to Combank.
• 8:39
  Speaker 1: Good on you, Kane.
• 8:39
  Speaker 3: I'll donate $ 20 not to see it.
• 8:40
  Speaker 1: Okay.