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National Moon, Lollipop, & Fortune Cookie Day! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 7.20.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Copy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Dirty, rotten, rich, entitled brat!
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  Known as Sonny Austin. And, uh, she brought up
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  the Harvard card on police body cam during her
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  son's alleged trespass. Oh, look at me! Shut
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  up, sonny! You're gonna dump this wedding and
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  you're gonna die someday. You're no different
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  than us. We're not impressed, honey. You're the
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  worst part of the view. How are you? How are
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  you? How are you? This is my son. I don't know,
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  dude. Bam. He was walking along the tracks. Yeah,
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  you're right in my heart. Oh, good for you! Goodie,
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  goodie, gumdrops! Now, do I think he should be
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  talking to the cops right now? No. But no, I
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  can't say you're a prosecutor. No one even likes
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  when you talk on the view, honey. He knows. He's
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  a Harvard grad. Oh, good for you! fucking home
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  run and pizza last night. Do you want to give
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  me a trophy? Oh, God. Now, to be fair, he didn't
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  commit a crime, but still, the name dropping
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  is douchey. But I'll expect nothing else from
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  Sonny Austin. She's dumb. He's not a kid who's...
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  A kid? He's like 24. He wasn't born in 2012,
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  honey. It's an innocent mistake. I understand
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  you. Freaking Sonny Hostin can go. It's an innocent
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  mistake. My son didn't mean it. He's a good kid.
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  Let him go. But when you start talking about
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  being a former prosecutor or your son's Harvard
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  career, you come off like nepo baby douchebags.
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  Shut your ass. So stick with it. Cool. No one
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  cares. Even though I just spent three minutes
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  on it. So obviously I care a little bit. Like
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  not a lot. But enough that I just talked about
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  it. I just don't like name dropping. Look at
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  who my mom is. Yeah, you have no talent. Pretty
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  Ricky. You know the band. Grind on me. Are their
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  singers spectacular? Spectacular. Calls out Southwest
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  Airlines after not being allowed to board his
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  plane. What are you doing, bro? Bro, what are
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  you doing? Yo, don't you know I'm spectacular?
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  What are you doing? Oh, you recorded too. I want
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  you to know. You recorded what you just did.
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  You recorded. And yeah, I can. And the least
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  talented part of your... besides when you're
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  grinding on married women. Huh? What was that?
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  I'm a 45 -year -old man. I'm spectacular. Huh?
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  What was that, bro? What was that? Huh? You feel
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  good about yourself? You feel good about yourself?
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  What's up? You haven't had a career outside of
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  Pretty Ricky. At least Pleasure P had some moments.
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  You know you gotta record it, right? You gotta
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  record it, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. My name is
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  Spectacular. I'm so spectacular from Pretty Ricky.
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  You know you gotta record it, right? I hope you
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  like your job. I'm so spectacular on the hotline.
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  Well, oh, bitch ass. Shut up. You have the class
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  of a dead rat. Kiss my ass. I'm sure you were
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  totally innocent in that situation at the airport.
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  You're stupid. I can see why celebrities get
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  mad at me on the DMs when I send a... collaborator
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  invite, can you imagine that, they're not giving
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  him a vibrator to relax on, but can you imagine,
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  you're chucking your collaborator fodder, you're
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  collaborating with some shitty podcast, that
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  pissed your ass, for 90 minutes, and then you
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  see Ryan Hoppy, just bashing you, how does that
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  feel, I saw this here, Very strange element.
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  Fire department crew. Oakland fire department
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  crew had just finished putting out a vehicle
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  fire when an unexpected visitor came walking
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  right up to them. Oh, yeah, what is it? A pigeon
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  that appeared to be in distress. Oh, it sucks.
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  I never like when pigeons are in distress. According
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  to the firefighters, the bird actually approached
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  the crew for help after like... Yo, guys, can
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  you help me out? I was just getting bitched out
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  at by Spectacular. He's suffering smoke inhalation
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  from the fire. I hope he's okay. Maybe it's just
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  me, but I think it's not just me. This planet's
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  going to crack! Oh, yes. It is Monday. Unless
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  if you're listening in the next day in Sacramento
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  or Fresno, then it is Tuesday. We are going to
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  get the show started. Mm -hmm. And now, back
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  to the Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy on Fresno's
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  Hot 97 .7. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Mm -hmm. Attention,
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  FM DJs, your morning show prep begins now. Loud.
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  Rude. Aggressive. And those are his good qualities.
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  A sick person with a powerful tool. On three.
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  One, two, three, go. Door is closing. Hi, this
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  is Ryan Hoppy's mom, and you're listening to
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  Hoppy Hour. Welcome back to Hoppy Hour with Ryan
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  Hoppy. Yes, now. Now, now, now, now. If I hit
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  this button, boom, the whole program's going
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  to start. Okay, we're here. All right. Something
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  completely different. Hoppy Hour starts in 4,
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  3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy Hour
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  with Hoppy. Oh, yeah. What's up? This is Hoppy
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  Hour. I am your host, Ryan Hoppy. 856 -49 -HOPPY.
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  856 -49 -HOPPY. 6 -7 -7 -3. You can tweet at
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  me at RyanHoppyRadio. You can always email me.
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  RyanHoppyRadio at gmail .com. Hey, guys. What's
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  up, G? Want to go to Chachki's? Get some coffee?
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  Mm -hmm. It's a little early. I got to get out
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  of here. I think I'm going to lose it. Uh -oh.
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  Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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  the moon. One more time. Uh -oh. Sounds like
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  somebody's got a case of the moon. And again.
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  Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of
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  the moon. And finally. Uh -oh. Sounds like somebody's
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  got a case of the moon. Let me ask you something.
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  When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling
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  real well, does anyone ever say to you, sounds
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  like someone has a case of the Mondays? No. I
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  didn't. No. Whatever. Shit, no, man. I believe
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  you get your ass kicked saying something like
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  that, man. Yeah, well, I'll beat you up. And
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  then sprain our backs. Because the audience is
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  between 25 to 54 and everyone as they get older
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  starts to have back pain. Although I get so sick
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  of everyone going, I must be so great being tall.
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  Shut up. Have my back pain. At least you can
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  stand a concert for more than 10 minutes. minutes
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  but i'm stubborn why am i stubborn because i'm
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  not i'll go into the thing that is unknown as
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  you know rehab well today's kind of a sleepy
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  vibe wouldn't you say i worked saturday which
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  is fine my job doesn't feel like work but i still
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  worked And then Sunday, I recorded. And I listened
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  back to the whole show. I critique it. I do the
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  transfer. I have to make videos. I jerk off.
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  Do all this stuff. So I wasn't done really with
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  work on Sunday until, I don't know, 5 p .m. What
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  I'm getting at is I am exhausted with my audience.
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  I actually work hard on this show because I want
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  to be able to relate to the audience that works
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  hard. I mean, some people can just, you know,
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  some people don't even shower before the radio
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  show. They're not going to kick somebody's ass.
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  I mean, I try to bring energy to a show. But
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  then again, I'm doing that thing that Gen X radio
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  shows do, where they have to let you know how
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  funny they are. Oh, they're so hilarious. If
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  you're funny. You don't need to let the road
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  know. So here is my great pitch to you. If this
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  is your first time listening to my show, enjoy.
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  Here's a 53 -year -old woman wondering where
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  all the good men went. Oh, man, baby, hit me
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  up. I'm 53. It has been several years. Where
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  are all the good men? I'm right here, you know,
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  living parasocially through the screen. I'm tired
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  of being alone. It really is starting to get
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  kind of... And there's different types of being
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  alone. There's being alone, you know, doing your
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  thing during COVID. And then there's being alone
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  in 2026. It feels much more real. I want to share
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  my life with someone. I am just freaking tired.
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  I'm tired too, babe. I've been doing this new
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  thing recently, speaking of being tired. So I
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  have bipolar. I don't know if you're aware of
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  that. And with my bipolar comes this thing. I
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  love Kevin. No, it has this thing where if I
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  don't take my respirator on, I don't sleep as
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  well. I still sleep, but it's like, you know,
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  a more natural sleep. And I've been out of my
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  respirator all the last three days. And I'm debating
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  about, like, not taking my respirator off. Mm
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  -hmm. Unless I got to get up for, like, the MJ
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  show or something with a real alarm clock. It's
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  been kind of nice not waking up, you know, Groggy.
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  Yeah, that'd be a good nickname for a co -host
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  on a radio show. It's Groggy. Swish up, Groggy.
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  Kid Cudi responds to Fan asking if he and Kanye
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  will ever work together. He says, I'm sure one
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  day they will. I mean, they did make some bangers.
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  I love Kid Cudi. He's a man. Here's an old woman,
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  like a skinnier version of Donna Kelsey. I'm
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  talking about sexless marriage. You know, she'd
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  be the authority on it. I'm going to shock some
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  of your listeners and make three. I'm going to
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  make 30 or 40 % of them feel very normal and
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  relieved. 30 to 40 % of couples in a long -term
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  relationship, I'm going to define that as together
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  more than three or four or five years. Whatever.
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  Are not making love at all. I'm not. Not making
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  love at all. They're in what is. I'm telling
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  you, if you're quote unquote living with someone,
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  but you're not making love. You know what you're
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  doing? You're roommates. Especially if there's
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  kids involved. Defined as a sexless relationship.
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  And one clinical definition of that is you make
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  love. Oh man, she makes it sound like, kind of
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  like Dr. Ruth kind of vibes. Like not very sexy.
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  There's two different types of things. When you
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  have a hot ass woman breaking down sex. And when
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  you got like kind of a rag in a moment. It doesn't,
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  it's like cool kids say it doesn't slap. Oh,
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  it doesn't slap. I'll slap. Mandy B says marriage
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  is for broke women. Protect. Agreed. Everything
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  that you have. If you're a woman that is focused
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  on making more, having your own career, bringing
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  your own money, absolutely. I think, okay, so
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  this is going to be my hot take. Oh, it is. And
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  no shade to either. We're only three minutes.
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  Oh, no. I know. I think marriage is for broke
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  bitches. And so I think a woman who wants to
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  be married is leaning more into the patriarchy
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  and wants to be essentially, possibly, taken
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  care of, have their man as the leader. Yeah,
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  they got rain and day issues. All of the ideals
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  for me of what marriage looks like is that...
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  Man, remember when I got engaged like 10 years
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  ago? Remember when I, you know all the dating
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  stories I have? Man, it's so weird when you're
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  with that woman and you think you're going to
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  marry them or whatever. And then it ends up not
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  happening and you kind of look back on it and
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  you're like, yeah, I'm sure they say wonderful
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  things about me. Especially to the fact I've
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  thought about what if there was like a, like
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  a, Like a credit score for your dating. Mm -hmm.
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  Or like, you know, like Yelp reviews. Mine would
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  be a good 3 .2 out of 5. Mm -hmm. Because the
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  one thing they can't take away from me is I can
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  bring the ruckus. Mm -hmm. Here's a woman saying,
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  why are younger women attracted to older men?
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  Money! Why are young women attracted to older
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  men? it goes deeper than you think it is not
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  because they're broken gold diggers or being
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  manipulative because older men activate something
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  that younger men haven't developed young women
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  bring youth beauty curiosity softness oh yeah
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  nice and soft older men bring experience confidence
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  emotional control and safety that pairing has
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  worked for thousands of years Because of what?
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  Biology and polarity. All right. See, when she
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  talks about it, it sounds hotter. But when you
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  got a Karen doing it, it's all clinical. So Ariana
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  Grande dated Ricky Alvarez. It's one of her 90
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  boyfriends. And he was seen at her concert, dude.
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  You dated her when she was freaking hot. She
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  looks like Skeletor now. It's ridiculous. Out
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  of this room. Lady Gaga went to her manager's
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  wedding. Goody, goody gum jobs. So, J .D. Vance.
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  His wife welcomed a baby boy. Now, let me do
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  something real quick. How many months ago was,
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  I promise there's a reason for this. All right,
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  it perfectly proves my point. You know when Charlie
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  Kirk died on September 10th? Mm -hmm. Then probably
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  by the 15th or 16th or 17th, they had that thing
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  where J .D. Finch. And Erica Kirk hugged very
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  romantically. Let's say that was, I'm doing research
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  here, I promise. What day, I'm doing research
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  here. What day did J .D. Vance and Erica Kirk
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  hug? Let's see here. Maybe I kind of spoofed
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  my thing. It happened on October 29th. I was
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  thinking it was nine, that bit failed. At least
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  I'm able to admit it failed because she just
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  had a kid and that was nine months ago. And nine
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  months ago, Charlie Kirk died. So I was thinking
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  that J .D. Vance was like, put a baby in me.
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  Oh wait, J .D. Vance's life, not J .D. Vance.
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  That was backwards. See, I'm okay with admitting
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  when a bit failed. Some radio shows be like,
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  dump that, you gotta be perfect. I can admit
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  when something went to become a car crash. That's
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  how that went. Here's Brittany Runner who's doing
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  that thing that like girls do when they turn
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  30. When they've been sleeping around. where
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  they try to erase their past. Oh, that was the
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  old me. Here she is saying men who cheat are
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  just insecure. Yeah, people are cheating so much.
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  And it's just like cheating in different ways.
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  It all comes back to that. And I feel like there's
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  also more than just cheating that happens. It's
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  like when I did the five, the list of the five
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  things that show someone probably cheating on
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  you, it's like these men be so disrespectful
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  because they really... Whether they're closeted,
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  whether they hate their life, whether they're...
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  Yeah, closeted is definitely a big thing. Insecure,
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  they can't really handle being with you. Right.
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  Yeah, you know, dating hurts a lot. Like a lot
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  emotionally and financially. You know, she's
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  getting every appetizer at the steakhouse. I
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  hear Taylor Frankie Paul saying my DCF case is
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  now what it looks like. With me, I update you
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  guys on some life updates. Yeah, she's giving
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  up real manic vibes. if i have learned anything
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  2026 false headlines there's a lot of false information
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  out there and so therefore it doesn't affect
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  me and there's also a lot of video of you beating
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  up people but because you're a hot piece of everyone
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  i love them because it's not true that being
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  said there are some things that are true you
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  know what bothers me about her and you don't
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  think i don't like about this dumb woman it's
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  the same thing i have with mackenzie strela It's
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  my problem. I'm attracted to them. Everybody's
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  aware that I date crazy girls. And I look at
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  Taylor Frankie Paul and I'm like, oh. Well, I'd
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  like to give my peace of mind. I don't know if
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  anyone wants to hear it or not. Whatever. Yeah.
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  Nothing says sanity like doing a video of you
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  talking about your life. Well, I'll put it on
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  makeup. We got everything freaking together.
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  Megan Fox is going off on trolls on social media.
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  Man, she's got to be lonely. Andrew Tate and
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  Tristan Tate were arrested. Death taxes and those
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  douchebags that kind of give out okay dating
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  advice at times. Yeah, and I'm getting arrested.
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  Again, I think this is a case of a little bit
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  of insecurity. Millie Bobby Brown is defending
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  getting married and having a kid at 20. Again,
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  it's your life, Millie. You get married at 20.
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  You're too young. What are you doing? Oh, my
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  God. I don't understand why people care. People
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  judge me all the time. People don't even get
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  to know me. I don't care. They're losers. We're
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  praying on the downfall, you know, and then it's
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  like, you're 40, you're not married. What are
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  you doing? Man. She's a part of that generation
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  that was in high school during COVID. And they're
• 22:52
  weird. If you're listening to this and you were
• 22:57
  in high school during COVID, they're weird. You
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  mean? Well, you're not an evil person. But you
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  were in high school during a time that no one
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  else will ever be able to relate to. And I'm
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  sorry about that. And you guys act like jackasses
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  in public. You guys are the most intolerable
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  celebrities because socially during your most
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  important years, it was stolen from you. Here.
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  This is Joy Taylor doing a too personal podcast.
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  Oh, it's so riveting. Talking about a girl's
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  trip. My boyfriend gets upset when I travel with
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  my friends without him. Oh, yeah. Man, that gives
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  you time to cheat. But he takes trips with his
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  friends all the time. Oh, yeah. And Joy Taylor's
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  the main event. He says it's different. Is it?
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  Why is it different? Girls trips are not the
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  same as a guy's trip. I agree with the system.
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  Specs. Am I right or wrong? Why is a guy's trip
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  different than a girl's trip? The girls be gay
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  on my trip. What? It's an unknown thing where
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  girls go on their quote unquote girls trips.
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  They get tipsy and they like hook up with each
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  other. She's talking about herself. Can you imagine
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  you're a co -host on Joy Taylor's podcast in
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  2026? And she ain't selling those milkers anymore.
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  Ryan Garcia tells Adrian Brown to stick to rapping.
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  Again, Adrian Boner, I had no disrespect for
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  you at all. You know, I kept it professional
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  because... Yeah, there's only two types of people
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  that wear shades indoors. Douchebags and blind
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  people. I am very happy for you that you're making
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  changes in your life. I don't know what inclined
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  you to try to talk like you're a prime AB. Like
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  you didn't just get your ass kicked. Turn around
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  360. Yeah. Ryan Garcia one time did like a stream
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  with Neon. And he's like, I don't know why I'm
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  single. I got dumped. Cause you're a douche.
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  Florida sent a 77 -year -old woman a license
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  plate that says SQZA55. Like, squeeze this. Looked
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  at it, and I said, I don't think a woman that
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  lives in a senior community that's going to be
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  77 years old next month will be driving around
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  with what this plate has to say. Let me squeeze
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  it. And I figured maybe it was just destined
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  to be on my car. I looked at it. She's adorable.
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  I would plow granny. Mr. Plow. It's been like
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  my go -to reference. I don't know why I keep
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  referencing The Simpsons with Mr. Plow, but it's
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  a good one. Here's a woman talking about dating.
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  Stick to my stomach, big man. And he's disgustingly,
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  appallingly nice to me. And it's, I want to punch
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  him in the face. Yeah, that's the perfect way
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  to describe modern day dating. Is that right
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  there? Miley Cyrus talks about getting dumped
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  and then Jedidiah Baili responds. I kept dressing
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  or acting a certain way. My relationships fell
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  apart. Yeah, I mean, she was exploring her sexuality
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  in 2013. But any reasonable adult, I was 19 at
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  the time, but any reasonable adult would know
• 26:51
  that Miley Cyrus would end up regretting twerking
• 26:55
  on Robin's dick. No one wanted to date me because
• 26:58
  they didn't want to be with a woman that sexual
• 27:00
  expression part was not for them. Well, they're
• 27:05
  prudes. Because I, my accent said it best to
• 27:09
  me one time. I could be on my deathbed and I
• 27:13
  would want to bang. The FDA says positive tests
• 27:20
  linking Taco Bell's iceberg lettuce supplier
• 27:23
  in Mexico to explosive diarrhea was false. Yeah.
• 27:28
  I thought that was just what you get every time
• 27:29
  you have Taco Bell. That is the one thing I don't
• 27:32
  eat, man. It's because I've dated some fishy
• 27:34
  women. I don't, I'm not a big fan of like the
• 27:39
  going to the bathroom thing. What do I mean by
• 27:44
  that? is I don't want to have seven trips because
• 27:48
  I had a Taco Supreme. It's literal dog food.
• 27:52
  Here is Kelly Clarkson talking about not having
• 27:55
  Taylor Swift's budget. Ask me, do you like performing
• 27:58
  live or do you like being in the studio? I like
• 28:00
  both. They're very different. Gosh, you're so
• 28:03
  freaky, huh? So much hotter than Taylor. I wanted
• 28:06
  to kind of bring that vibe of literally, like
• 28:08
  when you go see shows now, I'm not downing any
• 28:10
  show. Yeah, you are, though. Shut up. Just say
• 28:14
  it. For obvious reasons, especially when you're
• 28:16
  traveling and you're touring, usually you can't
• 28:19
  take so many musicians, right? You can't... Whatever.
• 28:23
  I don't care. Blah, blah, blah. No wonder you
• 28:27
  had low ratings on your show. You never could...
• 28:28
  Blah, blah, blah. I should kill Neil. I'll ask
• 28:35
  Mike Tyson if he wants to live to 80. I've done
• 28:37
  a lot of leg stuff, too. The other day, I was
• 28:39
  like, man, I... I fear old age. Does anybody,
• 28:42
  Mike, do you fear old age? No, I don't know what
• 28:45
  old age is supposed to feel like. Do I get crammed?
• 28:48
  No, I mean like when you were 19, 20. I don't
• 28:52
  feel the same, no. Okay, but do you not want
• 28:56
  to be 60 and 70 and 80? Like, I fear that. Like,
• 28:59
  I want to be 20 forever. I don't want to live
• 29:03
  that long. That explains. Why he bangs all the,
• 29:06
  you know, that are only fans. I show speed broke
• 29:12
  down in tears after Spain's FIFA World Cup victory
• 29:15
  denied Messi the chance to hold the trophy. Yeah,
• 29:27
  that was 20 years ago. And his cat's still alive.
• 29:32
  So, everybody's going crazy over my fucking cat.
• 29:35
  I had no idea you guys liked cats that much.
• 29:37
  I love my cat. Yay! But, Thundercat has been
• 29:42
  in my life for a long time. She's seen it all.
• 29:47
  Oh yeah, all the threesomes, all the DPs. Everybody's
• 29:50
  asking how I kept her alive for, you know, this
• 29:53
  long. I'm very curious. Well, first of all, I
• 29:56
  love my cat. I take care of her and I look out.
• 29:58
  Ah, Xavier, you're such a badass. Oh, you're
• 30:02
  so adorable. You care about your cat. So she's
• 30:07
  an older cat. She had a thyroid issue. And it
• 30:10
  was a treatment that I had to get done. You know,
• 30:13
  he's got the money for it. And to fix that problem.
• 30:18
  Losing a lot of weight. I got the cat, you know,
• 30:21
  all together. Hey, where are you going? Anyway.
• 30:25
  She wants nothing to do with it. But here's how
• 30:27
  I feed her. She likes dry food. I give her this.
• 30:32
  Science diet. 11 and up. And I also give her
• 30:36
  Royal Canin. 11 and up. All right. So that's
• 30:40
  how you keep your cat alive. Mm -hmm. That is
• 30:43
  definitely something I try not to think about
• 30:44
  when I'm high. I look at my cat. I'm like, you
• 30:46
  are temporary. But you mean so much to me. Oh,
• 30:49
  geez. Mm -hmm. Donald Trump was making about
• 30:53
  him at the World Cup. What a dishbang. And Charlie
• 30:56
  Sheen's daughter says that she's financially
• 30:58
  independent. Good for freaking you. You want
• 31:01
  a cupcake? All right. Let's go through the headlines
• 31:08
  of everything going on in the world. Happy Hot
• 31:13
  Topic. For Mattie Healy, this love story is no
• 31:19
  longer about somebody else. Oh, yeah. Mattie
• 31:22
  Healy's new frickin' woman is so much hotter
• 31:27
  than Taylor. It's almost insane. The 1975 frontman
• 31:32
  married model Gabrielle Bechtel in an instant.
• 31:35
  She's so much hotter, dude. It's insane. Happy
• 31:41
  Hot Topic! New details on the murder case of
• 31:48
  singer David, due back in court this week to
• 31:51
  face charges of killing a 14 -year -old girl
• 31:54
  who authorities say was found dead in the trunk
• 31:56
  of his car. And his music is soulless and terrible!
• 32:02
  And this morning, some are asking whether the
• 32:04
  Los Angeles District Attorney will seek the death
• 32:06
  penalty against the 21 -year -old singer if...
• 32:09
  I would just shoot him now, get it out of the
• 32:11
  way. I would just get it out of the way. He brings
• 32:16
  nothing to society. You know they make good music.
• 32:21
  I want to take just a quick moment to address
• 32:26
  an incident that happened yesterday. You may
• 32:28
  have heard that unfortunately an intruder made
• 32:31
  his way into an unauthorized area here in Studio
• 32:34
  1A. Thankfully he was... It's not that unauthorized.
• 32:41
  Blended quickly. He was placed under arrest.
• 32:45
  The suspect is 41 -year -old Andrew Trulove.
• 32:48
  Loser! According to the Manhattan District Attorney's
• 32:52
  Office, he was charged with two felonies. He
• 32:55
  is a scary dude. You ever watch the cartoon The
• 33:00
  Life and Times of Tim or 10 -year -old Tom? Adult
• 33:04
  cartoon geeks would get it. He looks like a character
• 33:06
  on there. He does not look like a real human.
• 33:08
  Looks like a flash animation of a human. And
• 33:11
  is pleaded not guilty to... Sorry, pleaded not
• 33:14
  guilty. That's got to be scary. For Craig Mallory
• 33:20
  now, you just hand him. And all of a sudden,
• 33:23
  you're like, oh, I can cover. All right. I got
• 33:30
  to scoot over this because they're playing to
• 33:32
  me. But Kasia collects teeth. Hopefully she doesn't
• 33:38
  use teeth, though, if you know what I mean. Actually,
• 33:45
  I don't want to talk about prison sex. It wasn't
• 33:48
  going to be that headline. I'm good. What do
• 33:51
  we have here? This is such a Monday of a Monday
• 33:53
  show. Travis Scott turns Fanatics Fest into a
• 33:59
  family affair. I'm telling you, we're going to
• 34:02
  have a documentary. Now, you know how the new
• 34:07
  trend is you have the video of the person, whatever
• 34:10
  they do for a living, and they have the chair
• 34:12
  and they go, it's time for a documentary. It's
• 34:15
  been happening a lot on TikTok. There's going
• 34:20
  to be a documentary about fanatics. There's something
• 34:23
  sketchy about the white shirts. The whole presentation.
• 34:30
  Out of the FIFA World Cup final, the rapper shuts
• 34:32
  down the stage in New York City. Oh, yeah, you
• 34:35
  do that, boo. On July 19th. All right, he shut
• 34:38
  it down. Yeah, did he watch his fans die in front
• 34:41
  of him? Mm -hmm. Yeah, some people might have
• 34:47
  forgot about that. Mm -hmm. A Hoppy Meister.
• 34:51
  I did not. I don't know why I just said Hoppy
• 34:52
  Meister. That was the douchiest thing I ever
• 34:53
  did. All right, it's time for side chick news.
• 34:57
  Oh, yeah. Better than hell. Side chick news.
• 35:12
  We talking messy today. We expose, we amuse.
• 35:57
  Yeah, we say it like it's on an afternoon cruise.
• 36:00
  Turn around. Whole world tuned to the truth.
• 36:04
  You can hide from your man, can't hide from this
• 36:06
  booze. Side check news. topic. Alright, what's
• 36:15
  going on with this dirty around side chick? Giselle
• 36:19
  Butchin is soaking up paradise. Oh yeah! She's
• 36:25
  always soaked. Models shared a rare look at her
• 36:28
  16 month old son with husband Joaquin Valente
• 36:32
  during a tropical getaway in Tahiti. It's gotta
• 36:37
  be weird being married to the side chick. Let
• 36:50
  me see how many days until NFL kickoff. We have
• 36:52
  51 days until the NFL returns. That's 1 ,303
• 37:01
  hours, 78 ,000 minutes, 70 downloads. And it's
• 37:09
  about 4 .5 million seconds until NFL kickoff.
• 37:16
  It's going to be so great. To have the NFL back.
• 37:21
  Also, like I've been saying before, it represents
• 37:23
  that the days are getting shorter. And I know
• 37:26
  all my nerds are into Halloween. For me, I'm
• 37:30
  not. So we gotta be careful of that. We gotta
• 37:36
  appreciate the moment. Because the summer's gonna
• 37:38
  fly by. And then it's gonna be time for cold
• 37:42
  weather. And you're gonna go, what happened to
• 37:45
  the warm weather? Mm -hmm. Oh, Jesus Christ.
• 38:01
  This morning, a brazen break -in to the Pennsylvania
• 38:04
  home of Philadelphia Eagles star running back
• 38:07
  Saquon Barkley. Man, you would think with all
• 38:10
  their itch and elite out there, that they'd probably
• 38:14
  feel safe in their gated community. But no, you're
• 38:18
  starting to realize that no one's safe. Just
• 38:21
  20 miles outside Philadelphia. Barkley! Just
• 38:26
  after 5 o 'clock Saturday morning, officers were
• 38:29
  called to the Barkley residence in Tradifferent
• 38:31
  Township for a burglary in progress. Police say
• 38:34
  at least... That's gotta be scary. One intruder
• 38:38
  made it inside. Alright, well, hopefully it all
• 38:41
  works out. Yeah. It's not all, you know, great
• 38:47
  being famous. Tell me about it. I'll just...
• 38:51
  Go! Brian Hoppy on the mic, breaking down the
• 38:58
  scenes. NBA drama, living out the dreams. Fancy
• 39:02
  smiles, wild lips, stories about the queens.
• 39:04
  Dropping dollars, bombs all in on the schemes.
• 39:07
  Hoppy's moves, man, he knows it all. From sandals
• 39:10
  to the court, rise and fall. Tune in, now you'll
• 39:13
  have a ball. Hoppy Hour got that shock and all.
• 39:18
  Happy Hot Topic! Trey Young was trolling while
• 39:23
  in New York for Fanatics Fest. He was watching.
• 39:25
  This was the saddest thing I've ever seen. And
• 39:30
  listen to me, I am a fan. Of the 2021 run at
• 39:35
  the Atlanta Hawks here with Trey Young. But nobody
• 39:40
  that you beat on that Knicks team is even on
• 39:42
  the Knicks anymore. And what Trey Young did was
• 39:45
  stupid. These highlights versus the Knicks while
• 39:48
  driving around, then tried to rip a Jalen Brunson
• 39:52
  jersey on. And he messed it up at Fanatics Fest,
• 39:54
  which I'm convinced this Michael Rubin douchebag
• 39:57
  is probably into WWE because you've got this
• 40:01
  stupid thing going on. We're long in pause, slamping
• 40:05
  off Tom Brady. This is so fake. Everybody knows
• 40:10
  that I'm an authentic guy. I can be a jackass
• 40:13
  at times. But I don't like scripts. I don't like
• 40:17
  fakey. And Anthony Davis also spoke on the Wizards
• 40:22
  upcoming season. All right, there he is. Cool,
• 40:26
  dude. You're so cool. What the hell's wrong with
• 40:30
  you, dude? Mm -hmm. All right, time for Tampa
• 40:32
  Bay News. Yo, it's happy hour. We about to go
• 40:45
  live. We arrive from the beach to the bay. The
• 40:49
  city's crazy moves. We got stories hotter than
• 40:52
  the floor of the grooves. Tell a big news, we
• 40:54
  making it spin. I'll be out when the real begins.
• 40:58
  Turn it up loud, let's get in the mix. From safety
• 41:00
  to the world, we bringing the fix. Bringing the
• 41:03
  fix. Bringing the fix. I got it. What's going
• 41:16
  on here? A Florida lawmaker is on the hook for
• 41:21
  thousands of dollars in damages. A jury finding
• 41:23
  state house representative. Oh, yeah. Can you
• 41:25
  imagine if an everyday average Joe did this?
• 41:28
  No, but he's a politician. So he gets protected.
• 41:32
  This stupid name. Liable for sexual harassment
• 41:37
  and defamation. All right, good. Cool speed cameras
• 41:43
  in Lakeland will soon start handing out tickets
• 41:46
  to drivers. Yeah, people are driving like jackasses
• 41:49
  around these skulls. They just peer like trash.
• 41:51
  Tampa Bay 20 reporter Rebecca Mateen. Alright,
• 41:54
  so they're covering. What's going on here? We
• 41:59
  move next here to our cover story. And St. Petersburg
• 42:02
  now taking action to cut down on scenes like
• 42:05
  this. It's been nearly two years since Hurricane
• 42:07
  Helene. That is really crazy. I just, how fast
• 42:13
  time flew. Flooded shore acres, and for many
• 42:16
  people who live there, the recovery is far from
• 42:19
  over. Yes, they got two million for the improvements.
• 42:22
  Thank God the Rays got hundreds of millions.
• 42:26
  Do you see why I don't like that team? Well,
• 42:33
  any mention of tropical weather is a potential
• 42:35
  concern for those who live in shore acres in
• 42:37
  St. Pete. Yeah, my ex's grandparents lived over
• 42:40
  there. Yeah, it floods hard. I used to make it
• 42:48
  flood. I've been their granddaughter, too. Fade
• 42:51
  over paid parking in Sarasota continues. Some
• 42:54
  business owners say the city's new parking rules
• 42:56
  are already hurting businesses. Yeah, they're
• 43:00
  internally politicians screwing us. No way! By
• 43:06
  the way, this next thing I want to talk about,
• 43:07
  I saved it for the end of the segment. I'm very
• 43:10
  passionate about it. Everybody knows I can't
• 43:13
  stand Duke Energy. I want them to burn in hell.
• 43:17
  Can you imagine the price of Duke Energy in hell?
• 43:20
  Mm -hmm. Oh, it's hurting our grid. Well, Clearwater
• 43:27
  is voting on Duke Energy now. Happy Hot Topic!
• 43:33
  Well, a vote tonight could set Clearwater's electric
• 43:36
  future for the next three decades. City Council
• 43:38
  will decide whether to approve a 30 -year franchise
• 43:40
  agreement with Duke Energy. Made on your side,
• 43:42
  Jenna Bass, joining us live with what's on the
• 43:44
  line here. Good morning. Hey, good morning. This
• 43:48
  is one of those stories that we've covered extensively
• 43:49
  as throughout time the city has looked to possibly
• 43:53
  have its own electric utility, sparking that
• 43:55
  Dump Duke movement. Well, it all comes to a head
• 43:58
  right here tonight at the Clearwater Main Library.
• 44:01
  It just feels like no one really did anything
• 44:04
  to come up with another solution. Mm -hmm. The
• 44:07
  politicians being lazy? No way. And Duke Energy
• 44:12
  just makes up reasons to charge you. They're
• 44:15
  jackasses. City council members look to vote
• 44:19
  on a 30 -year franchise agreement with... Three
• 44:22
  years, five years, 30 years? Mm -hmm. Most of
• 44:27
  the boomers will be dead by then. Mm -hmm. Listen
• 44:32
  to me, you 48 -year -old listener. 30 years ago,
• 44:35
  you were graduating high school. That's how long
• 44:37
  that deal was with Duke Energy. And they screw
• 44:41
  us. And some of these politicians are definitely
• 44:44
  in bed with Duke. It's Duke Energy. Kiss my ass.
• 44:50
  If approved, the agreement would keep Duke as
• 44:53
  the city's electric provider through 2056. That
• 44:56
  is a long time, but it's probably going to go
• 44:58
  by fast anyway. While bringing a 6 % franchise
• 45:01
  fee coupled with community investments. All right.
• 45:05
  I love when Duke Energy talks about the stuff
• 45:07
  they do with the community. That's your job.
• 45:10
  That's like when a cop's like, I'm here to serve
• 45:13
  and protect. Yes, we know. That's what you were
• 45:15
  hired to do. Mm -hmm. I will never say a good
• 45:20
  thing about Duke. Kiss my ass! We'll be right
• 45:59
  back. Broken elevators, no central air, just
• 46:13
  a few of the complaints from people living in
• 46:15
  a Westside apartment complex. Oh, yeah! Cleveland,
• 46:19
  man. Mm -hmm. Some of them called the 19 troubleshooters
• 46:22
  for help. Guys are near the lowest points when
• 46:25
  you call the local news in 2026. Williams working
• 46:29
  tonight to get some answers. Mm -hmm. Problems
• 46:32
  start right at the front door for Maria Manucelis.
• 46:34
  She says when you... Tricking the eyes for Cleveland.
• 46:37
  He's trying to get on one... The two elevators
• 46:40
  at Park Tower. apartments in Fairview Park, this
• 46:43
  is what happens. Nothing. Absolutely nothing.
• 46:46
  Nothing. And the second elevator only goes to
• 46:49
  the sixth floor. So she walks up a flight of
• 46:53
  stairs. Ah, there's another day in... Ah, what's
• 47:01
  going on here? Back here, the Akron Zoo is closed
• 47:07
  for the rest of the day after receiving a bomb
• 47:09
  threat. Ah, just another day in Akron, Ohio.
• 47:14
  Studies show nearly one in five teens turns to
• 47:18
  artificial intelligence for emotional support.
• 47:20
  I'm one of the five and I'm not even a teen.
• 47:24
  What's going on here? Now that smoke from Canadian
• 47:29
  wildfires, they forced widespread cancellations.
• 47:31
  The latest... The Guardians, within the last
• 47:35
  hour here or so, half hour, they postpone tonight's
• 47:37
  game against the Pirates. It'll be made up tomorrow.
• 47:41
  Thanks, Canada! They used the R word here. We
• 48:21
  think this is art. It could be worse, though.
• 48:23
  At least we're not Detroit. We're not Detroit.
• 48:28
  Keep people from looking at their own lives and
• 48:32
  realizing how bad they actually got, you know?
• 48:34
  I mean, if you couldn't get drunk and paint yourself
• 48:39
  orange and brown every Sunday, you might realize,
• 48:43
  I live in Cleveland. You look around your tiny
• 48:56
  little house that you can't afford because of
• 48:57
  the mortgage crisis and your horrible little
• 48:59
  sloppy kids who all have diabetes by the time
• 49:01
  they're eight because they live on corn syrup
• 49:03
  and lye. And then you look at your big bloated
• 49:07
  mess of a wife and she waddles towards you with
• 49:09
  her front butt spilling out over the top of her
• 49:11
  ass and long shoes. And you think, I'm going
• 49:13
  to go shoot myself and my pregnant 12 -year -old
• 49:15
  daughter, right? Do you regret anything that
• 49:22
  you said about Cleveland? Not at all. Cleveland
• 49:40
  sucks. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland sucks. Cleveland
• 49:45
  sucks. Cleveland sucks. Like on the outside,
• 50:06
  whether you're white, or black, or Sasquatch
• 50:10
  even. As long as you follow your dreams, no matter
• 50:13
  how crazy or against the law it is. Except for
• 50:17
  Sasquatch. If you're Sasquatch, the rules are
• 50:20
  different. Forget it, Meatwad. I'm a circus freak.
• 50:24
  That's all I'll ever be. Whatever. Finally, I'm
• 50:28
  one of those guys who can't wait to get to work
• 50:29
  in the morning. Like a dairy cow. Ah! Ah! So
• 51:00
  if there's a few bucks left over, you know, go
• 51:03
  get something nice. $20 ,000 prostitute, please.
• 51:08
  Oh, do you have nine $1 ,000 ones? Yeah, good,
• 51:12
  and if you got an albino, send her up, too. In,
• 51:15
  like, 20 minutes, I'm gonna be asleep, so get
• 51:17
  them up there. I had, like, half a bottle of
• 51:20
  melatonin, six beers, this whole f***ing bucket
• 51:24
  of chicken. Oh, the Sandman is coming. Oh, no!
• 51:46
  in four scientific disciplines. Really? Why do
• 51:51
  you think they call me Dr. Quinn? I just thought
• 51:54
  that was a nickname. You know, like Dr. Gray.
• 51:58
  It's a stud. God, you're stupid. God, you're
• 52:06
  stupid. Hey, shut your ass. What is it now, Hooper?
• 52:11
  Have you turned on the TV lately? No, why? From
• 52:14
  Judd Winner, the maker of Gals Gone Wild, Here
• 52:16
  comes a little something for the ladies. Sack
• 52:18
  Flashers! Wee! Awesome! Yeah! Yeah! All right!
• 52:22
  It takes balls to do what they're doing, but
• 52:24
  these boys have got them and more. They're Sack
• 52:26
  Flashers! We love Sack Flashers! Oh, it's a sack
• 52:31
  attack! Oh! Order now and get Sack Flashers 2.
• 52:34
  Sacks in the city with bonus material. Beach
• 52:37
  balls! Woo! Yeah! All right! Get out of here!
• 52:41
  First 100 callers get this free Sack Flashers
• 52:43
  coat sack. It is a standing fire. You'd be nuts
• 52:46
  to pass up on this offer. I mean, someone at
• 52:49
  church or internet night or something. Ooh, what's
• 52:51
  that sign? Where they put them fire poppers up
• 52:54
  your buttholes? Now, that's a good... No, not
• 52:57
  that specific sign. But why? That's how I met
• 52:59
  your great -grandpappy. Oh, he loves him a good
• 53:03
  butthole. I told you not, never, ever, not, no,
• 53:05
  damn, don't, never, verbulate that man's name
• 53:07
  in the house again. I don't think you said his
• 53:10
  name. Some of us... They're a too busy band to
• 53:13
  exchange business cards. Don't you go Facebook
• 53:16
  him on the iBox neither. Sheriff says you race
• 53:18
  from now to hell down to the library. Yeah, you
• 53:20
  know I do. You go strong or you don't go at all.
• 53:28
  Whoa, a real live robot. Or is that some kind
• 53:32
  of cheesy New Year's costume? Bite my shiny metal
• 53:36
  ass. It doesn't look so shiny to me. Shiner than
• 53:39
  yours, meatbag. And that is that. Hoppy Hour.
• 54:18
  Hoppy Hour. It's time for Hoppy in the morning.
• 54:31
  RyanHoppyRadio .com Hoppy Hour will be right
• 54:33
  back. You probably had Taco Bell before. Whenever
• 54:36
  we're going outside, all I smell is... We also
• 54:42
  need to be affectionate, and you can see that
• 54:45
  with Barack and Michelle as well. They do a lot
• 54:48
  of touching, kissing, even fisting. And we'll
• 54:52
  call it a day. The semen was so big. As a reminder,
• 54:57
  if you don't feel like listening to this next
• 54:59
  song, you can skip over it. But Ryan Hoppy of
• 55:02
  Hoppy Hour takes pride in his selection, so stick
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  I did the mug Do it like my birthday, do it like
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  is so many hating? Sick like a mental patient.
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  I floss like a dentist patient. This shit testing
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  my patience. This shit working my nerves. I'm
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  happy I don't want to look like you and I don't
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  want to drive your car I don't need to be rich
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  and I don't need to be a star And I will not
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  feel alone Whoa. Dang. Dude, that was amazing.
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• 1:13:31
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  to a close Radio waves made it like a Wilson
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  Rose Laughter and joy dissolvin' in the air But
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  we'll keep the rhythm, oh, life's just so unfair
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  Outro Music is growing dim. Eardrums mix and
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  Laughter and joy dissolving in the air will keep
• 1:14:41
  the rhythm going. Like clockwork to a show Now
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  it's time to face the silence Like a TV on snow
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  Riot Hoppy held the mic With humor so divine
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  we can't rewind Oh the Hoppy hour Happy Hour,
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  Door is closing.