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If I'm in my car, leave me alone 2 · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I knew you were gonna get a level of support on this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't wanna downplay the texts that are gonna be coming in here, but I still feel there's a critical error that was made with what you described.
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  SPEAKER_01: But before we do that, before we we come back to that, we must do a birthday song because we have uh we have let's see, this came in from a birthday.
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  SPEAKER_00: I also have a shout out too.
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  SPEAKER_00: My my friend Greta had messaged me and she said she's in the car after 7:45.
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  SPEAKER_00: So I wanted to shout out to her.
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  SPEAKER_00: I heard her coworker listen every single day.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, God bless you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Babe, I will absolutely shout you out.
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  SPEAKER_00: Babe.
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  SPEAKER_00: But you're up to that level.
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  SPEAKER_00: Babe! I'll shout you out, babe.
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  SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh what do you say?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh homie, homie.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, that's me.
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  SPEAKER_01: Those that just trickles right out of my lips.
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  SPEAKER_00: Homie, I'll give you a shout out.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love a good homie.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love a good homes.
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  SPEAKER_00: So Greta and Brooke, hey, hi, my hi guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I've been on the my guy kick.
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  SPEAKER_00: My guy?
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  SPEAKER_01: I love the my guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: The my guy goes a couple ways.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you do something really stupid, you can be like, uh, smooth one there, my guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: Or you, you know, if it's a good way of doing something, be like, hey, my guy, how you doing?
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  SPEAKER_00: Growing up, my dad always said brother, and I always thought that was really weird, but now I do brother.
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  SPEAKER_01: So did Hulk Hogan.
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  SPEAKER_01: I what you gonna do?
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  SPEAKER_01: What you gonna do, brother?
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  SPEAKER_00: My dad, we would go well, so you know, we grew up in a really tight-knit church, and so he would come up with a lot of brothers.
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  SPEAKER_00: Lots of brothers and sisters.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he would he would shake everyone's hand as soon as he would get in, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: As soon as he would get in, he'd be like, Brother Rick, what's up, brother?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm like, how many times are we gonna say brother?
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  SPEAKER_00: Brother, brother, brother.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I was at the gym the other day.
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  SPEAKER_00: This guy brought three times, four times, in the just his greeting.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's like, hey, bruh, bruh, what's up, bruh?
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  SPEAKER_00: Whoa.
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  SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey, bro, dude.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would have died.
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  SPEAKER_00: I I don't think he knows anything else to say.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh anyway, this is uh Chantel.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey, brah, brah.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey brah brah brahes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um Chantel texted.
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  SPEAKER_01: She said, Can you guys uh give the girls uh doing the uh Miss Colonial Days pageant tonight in pay to post?
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  SPEAKER_01: I guess we're giving them a shout-out.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, I thought it was gonna be a birthday thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, I think this is your pageant's on.
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  SPEAKER_01: It isn't very long.
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  SPEAKER_01: Hey!
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  SPEAKER_00: And did you know my system?
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  SPEAKER_00: Did you know they're doing fireworks over there on Saturday?
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  SPEAKER_00: I did see that.
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  SPEAKER_01: How come all the years we did fireworks?
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  SPEAKER_01: It was colonial days.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't remember fireworks, did you?
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  SPEAKER_00: No.
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  SPEAKER_00: But it's been a long time since we've done it.
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  SPEAKER_00: But Zach lives in that general neighborhood, so I'm super stoked because we're gonna go and watch fireworks on Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you know what we're gonna do during the day?
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  SPEAKER_00: Saturday.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's that, bruh?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, brother.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay, sister.
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  SPEAKER_00: Nobody ever calls me sister, sister.
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  SPEAKER_01: And I also don't really reek of the religious sister look.
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  SPEAKER_00: Another one that I really like is this is a southern one.
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  SPEAKER_00: My mom's best friend calls everyone sis or sissy.
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  SPEAKER_00: And I love when when I see Janet, her name's Janet.
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  SPEAKER_00: When I see Janet, she's like, Hi, Sissy, how are you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's cute.
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  SPEAKER_00: Haven't seen you in such a long time.
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  SPEAKER_00: Anyway, um, Pride.
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  SPEAKER_00: Pride is uh Saturday and Corning.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, so wait, you just mixed a lot together.
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  SPEAKER_01: You were super excited.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you super excited?
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  SPEAKER_01: Because you're gonna see the fireworks at gay people.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, there was a whole lot mixed into this, bruh.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I can't have a hard time keeping up with you.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's how it goes Saturday, holy smokes, moon to two.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: You guys all come out to that for the grand opening.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll I'll be there.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then your brother and your sister.
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  SPEAKER_00: Gonna stop in at Pride and Corning.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then Fireworks Colonial Day Saturday night.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I got you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now it all made sense.
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  SPEAKER_01: See, now when you laid the timeline out, you got me.
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  SPEAKER_01: There you go.
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  SPEAKER_01: In the minute there, I'm like, you're watching gay fireworks?
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  SPEAKER_01: What's happening here?
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what's going on.
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  SPEAKER_00: What did I say the other day about watching fireworks?
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  SPEAKER_00: You always need the oohs and the ahs.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, all right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Did you want to quickly read the text on your uh I'm sitting in my car at the parking lot at work?
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you even tap on the window for anything?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: And here is what TK Teat says.
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  SPEAKER_00: What a fun username.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_01: It's a great username.
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  SPEAKER_00: If I'm in my car, don't come bother me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Unless it's on fire.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then Brianna wrote, with Allie, if I'm in my personal space, leave me alone.
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  SPEAKER_00: Especially if I'm downing some trash food for lunch that I specifically chose to eat in my car.
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  SPEAKER_01: Didn't want to see the uh five guys running down your chin in the office.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: So no one's bothering me.
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  SPEAKER_00: Then we have this one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, from your girlfriend.
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  SPEAKER_00: If I'm going to go out to my car to take a break or eat a lunch, I'll move my car to a farther parking spot.
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  SPEAKER_00: See?
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  SPEAKER_01: Really?
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
• 4:55
  SPEAKER_01: That you're telling people, I need my space.
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  SPEAKER_01: When you're in your own space, you're still, you're still giving me the uh cue to be like, bye, Allie, or hey, did you get the phone call?
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_01: Okay, good.
• 5:10
  SPEAKER_01: All right, see you bye.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, now if you're weeping in your car, obviously I'm not gonna walk over because nobody wants to deal with that.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, I could see somebody from this office, or maybe your office, coming up.
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  unknown: Are you okay?
• 5:22
  SPEAKER_01: No, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, I figured it out.
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  SPEAKER_01: Don't show me your fake sympathy.
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  SPEAKER_01: You don't give two asses.
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  SPEAKER_00: Here's what I should do then.
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  SPEAKER_00: If if if I'm gonna move my car, I might as well print out on a sheet of paper, tape it to my car window, do not disturb.
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  SPEAKER_00: No, why do you gotta be passive aggressive, bruh?
• 5:38
  SPEAKER_00: It's not passive aggressive, it's saying do not disturb.
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  SPEAKER_00: Passive aggressive, bruh.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's that's passive aggressive.
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  SPEAKER_00: It's communicating.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, it's no, you know what?
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  SPEAKER_01: So are the double middle figures I'm giving you.
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  SPEAKER_01: But that's aggressive.
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  SPEAKER_00: Passive aggressive is going to the back of the parking lot.
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  SPEAKER_01: If I say it's not that you no, it is not.
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  SPEAKER_01: If you're in your same spot that you always are, you are a level of fair game unless I see you weeping in there, in which case I can't deal with that.