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6: Florida Woman Steals Sex Toy And Uses It In Store | #ISawThisOnTheInternet · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up, y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. I saw this on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: I'm Kevin on Sage Patrick Cloud to hear more, Lil Gonzales.
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  Speaker 2: This shows where we talk about random things with my
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  Speaker 2: comedian friends. Today's first topic and also you can submit
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  Speaker 2: topics to the internet. I kep on stage either random
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  Speaker 2: stories that are not trending or pick your poisons that
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  Speaker 2: we do at the end of the episode. Today's first story.
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  Speaker 2: Florida woman. I think it's Florida woman. It is Florida woman.
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  Speaker 2: Florida woman shoplifts sex toy and used it in the store.
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  Speaker 3: Do you read that?
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  Speaker 2: Like a Florida woman shoplifts sex toy, use it, uses
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  Speaker 2: it in where does.
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  Speaker 3: She store it at?
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  Speaker 2: I'll read it to you, guys, Florida woman is still
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  Speaker 2: a sex toy. Then took off all her clothes and
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  Speaker 2: started using it while in the store, in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of the store. According to the four police Police Department,
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  Speaker 2: look at the picture of the lady.
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  Speaker 1: She could have it. Yeah, absolutely that she could put it.
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  Speaker 3: Up there and locked up. That's like.
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  Speaker 1: Wait.
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  Speaker 2: The Perfect crime records show employees at the store will
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  Speaker 2: call the police on August thirty first to report the
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  Speaker 2: thirty six year old Teresa Stanley had stolen the pink
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  Speaker 2: sex toy from a shelf removed from the packaging, took
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  Speaker 2: her pants off right there and began using it. By
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  Speaker 2: the time she arrived, she was completely new and for
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  Speaker 2: the time they arrived, she was completely nude and had
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  Speaker 2: moved to the stock room area to continue to use.
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  Speaker 2: In the island, she stopped using the item and dropped
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  Speaker 2: it on the ground when officer walked in the room.
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  Speaker 2: The toy was worth forty five ninety eight. She was
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  Speaker 2: arrested on charges of indecent exposure and larcenie.
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  Speaker 4: That's not even The police are like, hey, you forgot
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  Speaker 4: your sex to come get this.
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  Speaker 3: But I love how she started in the store. I
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  Speaker 3: was like, nah, I go to the stock room, right, you
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  Speaker 3: get it? Small? I got you. When I'm done, She's like,
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  Speaker 3: you know what, many people are looking at it.
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  Speaker 5: Where's the back. I'm gonna go see that man. When
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  Speaker 5: I came with cous saying you know, I'll find Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: someone's in here close.
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  Speaker 1: It was crazier than that.
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  Speaker 6: I read the story and I don't have it on it,
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  Speaker 6: but this guy was masturbating on I think of Jet
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  Speaker 6: Blue flight.
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  Speaker 3: And oh man, he's he's a thing.
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  Speaker 6: He didn't get he didn't get over to the bathroom.
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  Speaker 6: He just he just started doing it right there airbord
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  Speaker 6: in the bathroom, like dude, like, not in your seat.
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  Speaker 4: That's the people was the window or middle.
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  Speaker 3: Here's the thing. The flight wasn't even the hour.
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  Speaker 6: It wasn't not even the hour longs like my man
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  Speaker 6: could not wait And the defense lawyer was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 6: I would ask him, why couldn't you just wait.
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  Speaker 1: That meet need to be like I want, I wanted.
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  Speaker 3: To do it. I want to beat it now. I
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  Speaker 3: put it off first. It was like seven seven dick.
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  Speaker 3: Now if that's what calmed him down in the air.
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  Speaker 4: Some people are this when they fly. You can probably
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  Speaker 4: you can probably get off.
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  Speaker 3: You can not get off, but like you can probably
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  Speaker 3: get something. You can probably get off.
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  Speaker 4: The case if you if you prove that, like this
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  Speaker 4: is how I deal with turbulentce, you have to fly
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  Speaker 4: and be.
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  Speaker 3: Like see, let's test it out.
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  Speaker 2: No, boy, that's funny, like thought like in his moment
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  Speaker 2: he tried, the moment you decided to do it, you've
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  Speaker 2: already been thinking about it.
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  Speaker 3: So they're just like, all right, you guys can move
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  Speaker 3: about the cabin.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm gonna move.
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  Speaker 3: That's a meditat.
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  Speaker 4: That was on his mind from his well, we we
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  Speaker 4: actually talked about a story on damnit that you scared
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  Speaker 4: that like a dude masturbated four times before the girl
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  Speaker 4: like next to him got like like upset enough to
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  Speaker 4: like tell.
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  Speaker 3: Steward is, wow, he popped four off. And I think
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  Speaker 3: that that flight wasn't that long either.
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  Speaker 1: So after three she was like, no, you got that too,
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  Speaker 1: got more?
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  Speaker 3: I think she jacks off one more time.
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  Speaker 6: I'm gonna say that he broke the law. But like him,
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  Speaker 6: we app this recovery time, the fact.
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  Speaker 3: That did.
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  Speaker 1: They get there?
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  Speaker 3: She like, can I get a ginger ole? You offered
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  Speaker 3: a sex three times? Can you say something? Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: Can you put your nuts down and get these nuts?
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  Speaker 1: Would you like it? Would you like?
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  Speaker 3: Would you like would you like a cup? Just the cup?
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  Speaker 7: Sir?
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  Speaker 5: You think you think in the sex shot, you think
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  Speaker 5: they put down the caution slippery when wet sign when
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  Speaker 5: she left slipping nasty?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, spread all that's wild that she opened the sex
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  Speaker 4: toy right then and there.
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  Speaker 2: But where was the employees that they just like, you know,
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  Speaker 2: it's sex toy stores.
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  Speaker 1: People.
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  Speaker 3: People say that you they should be having one employee there.
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  Speaker 4: People say that this is a sex toy story that
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  Speaker 4: people say that you are you people?
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  Speaker 3: I can say I've been in there. Why did you say? People?
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  Speaker 3: People said, I unsure what I what? You? What?
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  Speaker 1: You?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 8: You?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 3: You get married?
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: You got two kids?
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 8: Nobody gets right on the first round, so you had
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  Speaker 8: at least five you have to you and come on, what.
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  Speaker 3: Did you buy? You're going wrong? My nigga rocks long?
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  Speaker 9: Come on, I want to know what which toys you blue?
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  Speaker 9: You know I love.
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  Speaker 3: You French?
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  Speaker 1: I think might not be.
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  Speaker 3: The case. Places that you buy from must have a ball.
• 6:04
  Speaker 5: Cast this one and then you can't.
• 6:13
  Speaker 10: Got the hat, the trucks to glass.
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  Speaker 3: Look like a sniper. He look like ghost.
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  Speaker 6: We got a cameo stage shirt on the.
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  Speaker 1: Like camp.
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  Speaker 3: The whole interaction.
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  Speaker 4: They're like big fans. They knew the whole time, loves
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  Speaker 4: on us. Kevin Stage was just here and discuss about
• 6:49
  Speaker 4: six Dill DoLS and some loop.
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  Speaker 11: He was so nervous. I'm pretty sure that was cameo. Yeah,
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  Speaker 11: the trench coat they couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: But I got that sad man lit dag was Kevo
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  Speaker 3: Stage or Donna Tello one of the We're not in
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  Speaker 3: New York, so I'm gonna say ken.
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  Speaker 6: Still they're walking around with a whole bottle of people
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  Speaker 6: and the sixth daughter.
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  Speaker 3: I was about to go.
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  Speaker 6: Not doing this for six episodes broad bringing.
• 7:54
  Speaker 1: Or Donzell.
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  Speaker 3: Problem elimination.
• 7:59
  Speaker 1: I would say Donna Taylor, but this is Kansas City.
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  Speaker 1: The problem.
• 8:05
  Speaker 4: I saw his back, so it might have been DOWNA Taylor.
• 8:10
  Speaker 4: Both got rolled in the back of the I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: They could be in l a man, but I can't.
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  Speaker 3: I buy, I buy.
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  Speaker 2: I know this at the time. Sometimes you be run
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  Speaker 2: out and you don't you don't have to.
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  Speaker 3: You did this in store. I bout lo so you
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  Speaker 3: can go to just just for loop, just for loop.
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  Speaker 3: That's it. Lie, you lie. You gotta swing in your
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  Speaker 3: house though, that can hold on. I thought about it,
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  Speaker 3: but I was like, maybe if I'm like.
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  Speaker 1: Whoa, I got a concussion, I don't be suspended.
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  Speaker 3: You really swing on it.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know, you're not supposed to be on it
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  Speaker 5: is typically out the woman.
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  Speaker 1: Melissa push me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think we're using this right here?
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  Speaker 12: Swing?
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  Speaker 1: Is this a sex wing? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I'm getting Morty works and swing snacks regular swing.
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  Speaker 1: Melissa is like.
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  Speaker 3: Something like, I don't want to I'm t I'm gonna
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  Speaker 3: take a nap.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not wanting no more just tie.
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  Speaker 1: We've been using the sex swing.
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  Speaker 3: Look at these teps because I had a bear room
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  Speaker 3: like a body blue.
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  Speaker 13: You got the flat. Ken's like, hi, you hire.
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  Speaker 3: She gets she doesn't.
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  Speaker 4: Ken's names just like they're watching dragon Ball. If you
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: watching dragon Ball.
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  Speaker 3: Every night, give me more loop. The loop is for
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  Speaker 3: the to get out of the swing. Give me more
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  Speaker 3: loop sat.
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  Speaker 11: Like, Bro, you're not using any of this right, You're
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  Speaker 11: not using correctly.
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  Speaker 1: You know what's funny about loop though?
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: If it's if it's marketed to women, it's like in
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  Speaker 2: pink and it's like you know, sex glide, And for
• 10:55
  Speaker 2: men it's like gun oil.
• 11:00
  Speaker 1: Cop great, like the way market man w ds for.
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  Speaker 3: It's got that the flavored little don't you tasted good though?
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  Speaker 4: Tast baby be like it tastes like a east infection
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  Speaker 4: at I prefer them, maybe Vagina, give me the factory.
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  Speaker 3: Straight up the line.
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  Speaker 1: Just give me six hours.
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  Speaker 5: Walking lightly salted if it's lightly.
• 11:35
  Speaker 1: Sat understanding sea and everything Coochie.
• 11:42
  Speaker 3: You gotta have a little it's a little listen not salted.
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  Speaker 3: I don't yeah something I'm.
• 11:47
  Speaker 6: Going crazy, but like a little like a little a
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  Speaker 6: little something with that backshot back a little bit little No,
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  Speaker 6: not that saying that like a little smell from the
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  Speaker 6: backshot get backshot.
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  Speaker 5: Areas that you like it smells.
• 12:06
  Speaker 3: But if I was like, damn, this smells like backshot
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  Speaker 3: air in here, you wouldn't be like, you wouldn't think
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  Speaker 3: like a butt was open. I drop by drop open.
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  Speaker 1: It was like, I know you're rocking with this.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: What's the what's the updates? Like what's the new? What's
• 12:25
  Speaker 3: the new? Phrases nowadays? My favorite one to use this
• 12:27
  Speaker 3: can got a coach exact. That was the last turn
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  Speaker 3: around to be like, did you just take care.
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: Forget the other part we're doing?
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  Speaker 3: Are you put me on that. I don't have any
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  Speaker 3: new ones.
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  Speaker 7: Well maybe maybe in their air life speaking germal Lulu, Yeah, girl.
• 13:11
  Speaker 6: Can't be saying all the food he like banking see
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  Speaker 6: saw flies, spicy dugs. You like those spicy dugs.
• 13:21
  Speaker 1: You just have like chick late.
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  Speaker 3: Said the sound salad, the salad, the salas the sella
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  Speaker 3: is a.
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  Speaker 5: Really good son joy so Joys Chuck joy over what
• 13:37
  Speaker 5: they called it, Arnold Palmer chick filand did you.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: Know I'm just telling food to that.
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  Speaker 2: Did you know that that they breathe branded, it's just.
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  Speaker 4: Twenty one grams approach fourteen fourteen grams of cholesterol.
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  Speaker 3: Perservant per serving.
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  Speaker 1: That's the next one. About that one. I never had
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  Speaker 1: a worse car.
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  Speaker 3: I gotta get one of past.
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  Speaker 1: Wasn't e finished laughing?
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  Speaker 3: Dam Pam would come with him. You just you stop me.
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  Speaker 1: Bro.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was freaky.
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  Speaker 1: I thought I was.
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  Speaker 2: I thought I was, but you put your loop this.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you this. I saw this tweet that
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: said when men think they're freaky, they just want to
• 14:38
  Speaker 2: have sex a lot. Women are freaking. The nigga's gonna kill.
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  Speaker 2: So I thought I was freaking. To me and Melissa
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  Speaker 2: did sham Boodm's podcast Right Lovers and Friends out the Game.
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  Speaker 2: She's like, you know, I like to be watch having
• 14:51
  Speaker 2: sex and I watched my but my husband have sex
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  Speaker 2: with other people.
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  Speaker 3: And I was like normal.
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  Speaker 1: That.
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  Speaker 2: She said it, like, you said, can I grubb the water?
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  Speaker 2: She said it like, and I was like, I'm not freaking,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: And then you're just regular and They're like, what do
• 15:07
  Speaker 2: you do? Like that's in a different class.
• 15:15
  Speaker 1: By lou.
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  Speaker 3: Transitions. I thought that was freaking switching positions this did.
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  Speaker 1: I'm freaking.
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  Speaker 3: You. I'll show you, girl. I haven't took my tasting
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  Speaker 3: this way.
• 15:47
  Speaker 5: At one time I stood up, you know this way.
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  Speaker 5: I'm freaking out what you about sucking on the side.
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  Speaker 1: I like it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't be a fan of the sidewin. It's growing
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  Speaker 3: on me. But it's a weird It's a weird angle.
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  Speaker 6: Is great side because of the angle that you guys
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  Speaker 6: are both at. First of all, the shaft is bit right.
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  Speaker 6: It's a bit way more than I.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I gotta go under.
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  Speaker 3: I get that.
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  Speaker 6: You gotta turn look, you gotta I prefer most of
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  Speaker 6: my shaft to be englf.
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  Speaker 3: Just talking about in general theory, like most of myself.
• 16:44
  Speaker 1: Engulfed in war.
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  Speaker 3: We were just talking about.
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  Speaker 7: You.
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  Speaker 3: You're doesn't need to be.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, O white woman, so fast, bro okay, you turn
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  Speaker 5: to infomercial here more And I like my shaft, yeah,
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  Speaker 5: chef choft, it's most most I like the lost of
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  Speaker 5: my shaft.
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  Speaker 3: Answer here solicited thought. He was like, think of this
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  Speaker 3: well quick.
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  Speaker 2: I like most of my shaft will be this glasses
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  Speaker 2: the most interesting germil in the world.
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  Speaker 1: Run it back. That's the little teeth sounds that was
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  Speaker 1: not defeating.
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  Speaker 3: That will give me every time, and I want it
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  Speaker 3: every time every time.
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  Speaker 2: All right, well we're gonna take a quick break. We'll
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  Speaker 2: come back with the different topics here. Won't have any
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  Speaker 2: reason to talk about most of his shot.
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  Speaker 3: A man that was only twenty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: It's onnutes. Laugh, feeling like, all right, what's the next one?
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  Speaker 2: That pat You're gonna like this one? Yes, all right,
• 18:25
  Speaker 2: next subject. Uh, this is the headline. Rats with tiny
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  Speaker 2: backpacks could soon save the lives of earthquake survivors.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, this is right up your alley.
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  Speaker 4: Right, it's not even the amazing thing they're doing. I
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  Speaker 4: like them having tiny back I know that's the part
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  Speaker 4: I knew the picture of a rat with a tiny back.
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  Speaker 6: The funny the badpack is gonna be the same size
• 18:49
  Speaker 6: as pass back then mad the size of.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: A wallet, size of the wallet. But what are they
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  Speaker 3: carry it?
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  Speaker 2: What they carry they're carrying? Hold on, I'm scrolling down
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  Speaker 2: air attag.
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine being an earthquake survivor waiting.
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  Speaker 6: Saying I understand perfectly every day in a translated job security.
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  Speaker 3: He's at the corner of.
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  Speaker 2: The road is bad. I mean the roadent's backpacks are
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  Speaker 2: fashion with the video camera uh and a two way
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  Speaker 2: microphone and location transmitter, so basically air tag.
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  Speaker 3: And got to grab the mic and talking to him.
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  Speaker 3: Help me.
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  Speaker 8: One of the rats that running away. I know you
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  Speaker 8: gotta go to help me. It just starts doing ratchet.
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  Speaker 8: It's just dumb and.
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  Speaker 3: Gonna you let him into all this rubble with trash
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  Speaker 3: and Stuff's gonna be like nice place. He's gonna walk
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  Speaker 3: guys like Splinter. You need to go by. They're just
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  Speaker 3: each other.
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  Speaker 8: There's just two rescue rats having sex in front of
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  Speaker 8: your face.
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  Speaker 3: See the cameras is having the microphone shut up.
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  Speaker 1: I'm around, like you need.
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  Speaker 3: To do something about going like this. I'm in here
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  Speaker 3: help We think this sounds of all of this garbage
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: was like nice.
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  Speaker 1: Grace rats like I hate this job, nobody. I love
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  Speaker 1: the trouble.
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  Speaker 8: Let me Quinn, you just take your jacket all the
• 20:22
  Speaker 8: rat quin in front of you.
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  Speaker 3: You can't.
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  Speaker 4: I just need to get out of New York for
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: a little throws the jacket on tail, right tail where
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: they all looked up together like this out of the Union.
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  Speaker 4: It's throwing in your face. There's your rescue. That's gonna
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  Speaker 4: be rat stuff. Hey, I saw a pizza. We could
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  Speaker 4: go get that.
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  Speaker 1: Little to the resident.
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  Speaker 3: The rat's gonna be eating all the survivors. They eat
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  Speaker 3: the super I'm a rat sto. When they run out
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  Speaker 3: of food, they eat.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: They just like.
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  Speaker 4: They thought we were gonna work for them.
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  Speaker 3: Come on, let's go eat some trash. Wrapped me in
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: the dirty subway.
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  Speaker 2: But they got the rat, the the backpack and just
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  Speaker 2: put under.
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  Speaker 3: The nigga.
• 21:20
  Speaker 10: They gave us back package.
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  Speaker 3: It's just like say, like we built different, just God evolution.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: What if this just set off a ripple effect.
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: They're like clothes and then they start telling other rats
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: they have pants and shoes and gloves.
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Now hat Hey, we was waiting for the record.
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  Speaker 12: They changing clothes like like anything yourself survivors by every
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  Speaker 12: other rats.
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  Speaker 3: Right, I'm telling you buy right here. That's my nigga, right,
• 22:09
  Speaker 3: my nigga.
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  Speaker 1: Rahi, you go back, got more back fronts.
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  Speaker 3: They wearing backpackt this hotel. They didn't tell us about it.
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  Speaker 3: That's what they have on.
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  Speaker 4: You.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Are calling exturment. It's like there's rats with parachutes.
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: In my house.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: That's why I got a gym on.
• 22:25
  Speaker 4: Y'all, family of rats with jeans just jerky.
• 22:34
  Speaker 12: Er.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: I'm a rat practice jerking right now.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: First of all, it's the rejail semantics rat.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: You know this.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: They're making TikTok. The raps are just like.
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: They don't rescue.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: Oh, they got a cousin chip to have the whole
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: showers had a plane.
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: They watching the show Rats Backpack.
• 23:10
  Speaker 1: That's our show.
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: We need to model. We need the ballood, we need we.
• 23:15
  Speaker 6: Need all them kids. And y'all put our cousin in.
• 23:17
  Speaker 6: We need them kills right.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, scientists are still looking for survivors.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: Idea their rat hotels. Like, first of all, Franks.
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: And not.
• 23:39
  Speaker 1: Niggas got appropriated rap culture, nigga Franks and.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: We was a real rat, a real rat.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: First of all, anti rat.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: He's a New York as gonna have black past and tune.
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: New York rat would roast you before you nigga what
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: you was doing?
• 24:09
  Speaker 5: A lot dummy, get you dumb jos, dumb as bubbles
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: not to go down.
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: There's stupid, stupid Dan you.
• 24:17
  Speaker 12: Want me to say, you funk outt gets so over
• 24:24
  Speaker 12: he god right here if I right, just god, New
• 24:29
  Speaker 12: York Ratings and a Yankee fu, you get the fucking
• 24:34
  Speaker 12: shine box.
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: They just start roasting.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: They don't even know one of those the survivors.
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: You're gonna be surviving.
• 24:48
  Speaker 4: That's how your face sucked up. Man, terrible, you're just
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: hearing the cracks. You're you're the the rats is do your.
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: Ever.
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: I didn't want to get trapped just to experience. Why
• 25:07
  Speaker 3: did they think this was gonna work work? Did they
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: try it?
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: They were They trained the rats for nine to twelve months.
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Hilarious. Twelve month You're like, when you come home, I
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: gotta train these rats. It's a game changer. You don't understand.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: How is one month different than the other.
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: She put the rats on. All right, go there, he
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: did it. Go there, he did it month month too.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: All right, go go make a smaller backpack. Alright, okay,
• 25:38
  Speaker 4: he went kind of over there over the progress. Put
• 25:43
  Speaker 4: somebody over there and scream out.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: He ignored it. Damn it.
• 25:48
  Speaker 2: They have real world scenarios. That's what they used to
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: train them. So it's a fake, trash, fake.
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: And they're like help me rat.
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: The rats just start tiktoking. They're like, they're tiktoking.
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: Wait, they put fake tracks.
• 26:01
  Speaker 2: Put fake real world scenarios. Is how they train him
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: for the for the nine to.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: Twelve hilarious, Like a hostage SEO. All right, rats, what
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: would you guys do? Well?
• 26:14
  Speaker 6: What I was just looking up at guys?
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: They put on in a w you're the leader, Okay,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: you leave hostages. They don't say month too. They didn't.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: He's like, my eighth month at this job.
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: Nothing happened out in nine months. There's just an earthquake
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: and they're like, well, let's.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: Shout right shut it out, send them the rest. I
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: feel like it's stept thoughts. And Morgan Freeman's the president.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: He's like sending the red just put on.
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: The back fags already power things starts like.
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: Swatting and coming down the propellent.
• 27:10
  Speaker 6: You mad being saved by rat if you were terrify
• 27:12
  Speaker 6: the rats though, That's what I'm thinking.
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: You already trapped.
• 27:15
  Speaker 3: That is your worst case. This nigga is going to
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: help you.
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: And I don't know that. You don't know rats are trained.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: You gotta tell them. You need to know.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: I'm just I killed it. It got close to me
• 27:30
  Speaker 8: that it's interesting, but it was ast You didn't ask
• 27:37
  Speaker 8: me why. I asked, what are you doing with that backpay?
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: That stuffs so ridicuous? You killed it. It was a
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: microphone what it had a little backpack one and talked
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: to me and through the microphone talking goes. Let's put
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: that on the listener.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: I was hoping for people of Fireman. That's a right,
• 27:59
  Speaker 4: and tell you about the new Fireman. Rats can't tell
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: you about the new fire Rats. No, the seven dead
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: rats with backpacks next to me, I'm.
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: Waiting for me. I'm ready for people just kept killing
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: the rescue. The rats keep coming in like, oh god,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: they're like Jimmy.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: You see the red hat on the floor. So this
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: guy was related.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're not rescuing this nigga likes the last d nigga.
• 28:36
  Speaker 2: You didn't think it was weird to see sticks raps
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: see the whole rat backpacks.
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: Did not say maybe because he's a different rat.
• 28:43
  Speaker 4: He looked like he was gonna do something to me.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: I definitely think something negative before rescue Boy's coming off
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: of him. We're here, Yeah, did that?
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: Squeaker squeak squeak, squeak, squeak.
• 29:01
  Speaker 10: Yeah, survival. The rat want me to fall down. He's like,
• 29:08
  Speaker 10: I've been down there for five days.
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: I'm eating this round. Where's the hell The rat told
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: me to calm down English. I thought I was, and
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: so I had to shut it out. Squeak, squeaks, squeak, squeaks.
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: I agree with you, calm down in English.
• 29:28
  Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
• 29:30
  Speaker 6: Hot Coco Mama said, nigga, y'all need to put an
• 29:32
  Speaker 6: asthma warning at the beginning of this show.
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: Three times I left mine mine, I got a niggas
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: killed twenty thousand.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: How much money we should have told the public we
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: have a whole year's work right here dead in front
• 29:53
  Speaker 4: of your feet.
• 29:54
  Speaker 1: Sir, single hand ruined the program.
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: We should have put that money into the fireman department,
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: just moving rubble.
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: If we would have put that money into moving rubble. God,
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: that's a funny thing.
• 30:09
  Speaker 6: Like niggas will be terrified of rats, but they will
• 30:11
  Speaker 6: welcome robots, and they invested the money.
• 30:13
  Speaker 4: And robots absolutely because you hope that that's you know,
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: there's a person behind that. A robot came up to
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: me when I was step stuck like Okay, for sure.
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: You imagine robot ain't gonna get you. But if a
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: robot hotms on and I would love that.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: Robot robots just like you're.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Like, what's good?
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: It's mad brick out here here, stupid? What are you?
• 30:49
  Speaker 8: Stupid ass.
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: Begging nicked cheese begging.
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: He looks like you could use a beckon negative cheese.
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: Malfunctioned robot is not listening to any of any of
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: my commands.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: In New York. It's still lung time or number.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: That's the greatest rap. You thought I was feeling you.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: You thought I was saving you.
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: Lunch.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: I thought I was rescuing you. Stupid, stupid.
• 31:55
  Speaker 5: The robot be sticking his hand out side. You know
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: I was saving you, big l.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: He doesn't get enough.
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: Rad Would you like to buy this knockoff? Bang it? No,
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: it's not, Yes it is, yes it is the Survivors. No,
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: yes it is.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: It was.
• 32:41
  Speaker 2: All right before we close, take your poison and these
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: are wild, just even for you, pat and to hear
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: have sex with the dead person or be sexually attracted
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: to intimate objects?
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: What what? What's the inimate object?
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: Give me an example like that, like a chair.
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: I'm doing that one lamps.
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: Lamps like skirts, they look like skirts. They do Christmas story.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: I would I've never seen that whole movie.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: But why did you already have an answer?
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: Yeah, when you're saying dead bodies, I was like with
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: the glimpse that inanimate I was like.
• 33:22
  Speaker 3: Lap, but what what are sexy inanimate objects? How dead?
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: Is dead?
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: Like?
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Not a lie?
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: It's just like you're like.
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: Thirty minutes.
• 33:35
  Speaker 4: If you asked him to do something, he couldn't do it.
• 33:39
  Speaker 1: Just died in an earthquake. A rat was trying to say,
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: if it just dies.
• 33:44
  Speaker 6: She can't do that with about you talking about the
• 33:48
  Speaker 6: morning said yeah, she could get on top.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: And what is it? Because they still get hard after
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Do all dead bodies have boners? Do all dead bodies
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: them all? Well, I'm appreciate the man because I thought
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: there's people there.
• 34:00
  Speaker 4: Uh blooding, you have to have blood like rush, but
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: you're also stiffing up, so I don't know.
• 34:06
  Speaker 5: I think it has like a rush.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: You got a stiff, flaccid penis. That's crazy.
• 34:11
  Speaker 6: You got to catch it right when he died though
• 34:13
  Speaker 6: a cock ring on and they even good to here's
• 34:16
  Speaker 6: the old shaft, it's broken shaft.
• 34:20
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like, I like most of my shaft because we
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: talking about the side.
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: Washing magine could be thick. Yeah, but where would you do?
• 34:35
  Speaker 3: Where do you stick it to a red cycle?
• 34:37
  Speaker 1: You would go right.
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: There with I mean, you know'd.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: Your fabric.
• 34:43
  Speaker 4: You know what's sexy. Lazy boy chairs, big big massage chairs.
• 34:47
  Speaker 4: They look like a lot about what we like. They
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: all looks soft everywhere too.
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: You know you put your arm on the digging the
• 34:57
  Speaker 6: couch down in the Ashley Home furniture store.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Sir, that isn't here. I'm tek my homies to fill up.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: There's like ten of them in here, actually furniture.
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: I've got the date with the head for.
• 35:18
  Speaker 1: No, I listen to the whole thing. Actually the ones
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: that get warm too.
• 35:23
  Speaker 4: Oh No, I think everybody's gonna start looking at massage
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: chairs differently.
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: If he like just went out all right with an
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: animate object or the dead body and he like just died.
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: I take that said, what's that nero feeling? Take that
• 35:39
  Speaker 3: you can only do one position? That's fine, I get
• 35:41
  Speaker 3: on top, you can do the side.
• 35:43
  Speaker 5: No energy for that, the energy that has to be
• 35:47
  Speaker 5: like an actual emotion. Yeah yeah, No, I mean if
• 35:50
  Speaker 5: he like because there's a lot of dudes that had passed.
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, damn, might never get the fuck, but
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: you're thinking about fucking after they passed.
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: I was like, nah, if I had like thirty more minutes,
• 35:59
  Speaker 5: you know, REPERTI, She's like, I would have left that.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Damn. I was gonna get his niggas on fire at.
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: I just watched that clip again. Ray J was wild.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: My baby's on.
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: How did he not hear himself? How did he not
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: hear him? He had the baby on the side.
• 36:26
  Speaker 1: He take me, he said, I'm lit, sir, you don't
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: even know how. There's so many time.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Is that baby boy? My baby? The past part was
• 36:40
  Speaker 3: when they sided the ripping. He was just like he
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: was cill.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: He's like, this is my song.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: Like what are you doing, my baby?
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: We're trying to take of sexy other stuff around the house.
• 36:52
  Speaker 4: There's nothing else is sexy faucets. There'll be sexy fauces.
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a lot of ship I say, like Dick's
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: the big open faucets were you like pull the thing
• 37:00
  Speaker 2: down and looks like.
• 37:01
  Speaker 3: Some of them are curving like vagina. It's what kind
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: of vagina shape like this?
• 37:07
  Speaker 6: It's just like the big not the not the the
• 37:10
  Speaker 6: one you pull out and then you could be like.
• 37:12
  Speaker 1: No, the one like it's.
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: An industrial fox.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: The handle you clean the thing that ship is for
• 37:22
  Speaker 5: like pictures, and they say, like, y'all want to elegant
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: one put like melons or pillows.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: I said, the massage chair.
• 37:32
  Speaker 1: This is a this is a little sexy little you.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: Look at that. They can get it. What you think
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: you're thinking of?
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: Damn like restaurant about the farm elegant one farmhouse I'm
• 37:45
  Speaker 4: talking about.
• 37:46
  Speaker 3: That's farmhouse shape? What on?
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: There's an ade?
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Look at that? That that facet is thick squirting? How
• 37:57
  Speaker 3: a square dick? You just you got square plu you can.
• 38:01
  Speaker 1: Have the dead body? Were taking it from?
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: You don't have some nerve.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: You're arguing anything. You trying to make a faucet weird?
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: You smashing dead bodies?
• 38:16
  Speaker 3: Just one thirty.
• 38:18
  Speaker 6: Minutes sit at the house with a police scanner, like,
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: come on, come on looking up.
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: Give me something to that, get it, give me a
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: fresh body.
• 38:28
  Speaker 5: They're gonna be like, why are you calling nine one
• 38:29
  Speaker 5: one so late? I had actually thirty minutes finish what
• 38:35
  Speaker 5: I'm saying. She's pretending to be family so she could
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: view the body. I need ten minutes. Give me ten minutes.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: She comes right back out.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: He wasn't that cuting.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: Cat.
• 38:48
  Speaker 3: Keep you your lube.
• 38:51
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna cut that brown off. It was a lot
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: for a church kid.
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: Man. We couldn't even be going to sex stores.
• 38:58
  Speaker 1: Why are you married?
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: You when you grow up church and you can't even
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: go in there when you're married?
• 39:03
  Speaker 13: Though?
• 39:04
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean if you've been trained your whole life,
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: that's bad.
• 39:06
  Speaker 3: If you feeling weird of go in there, oh okay,
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: you know what I'm saying.
• 39:09
  Speaker 1: You'd be like, try the dick rings.
• 39:13
  Speaker 3: It was weird. It was weird for me. You wait,
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: do you have one? You like it?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: I just put it on. It was too tight.
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: That's the point. I don't I don't know. They got
• 39:21
  Speaker 3: different SiZ though.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: I don't know what did you unrelated to I did?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I just did chef.
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: I didn't do balls, okay, but I don't know, Like
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: I just tested that at home, Like I don't want
• 39:33
  Speaker 2: to go into a situation.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: I don't really know what I'm working with. So you tested,
• 39:35
  Speaker 3: I was like, not for me. I just like that
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: seems like a baby steps one.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't like it.
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: Different man, Just give my gun oil.
• 39:44
  Speaker 6: They got they got something with the vibrator on top
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: of the cock too, so you can still still her.
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's supposed to be a vibrator and it Yeah,
• 39:52
  Speaker 3: but there's no is there a Philly in the bottom
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: of the chef. It's like your dick's getting a text time.
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: You never.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: You you never had the bottom of your You never.
• 40:03
  Speaker 5: Had like the under the balls licked the come on, guys,
• 40:06
  Speaker 5: this is.
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: I love you. Just get them on the next show that's.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: I'm this has been this. I saw this on the internet.
• 40:19
  Speaker 3: Bathroom clouds, your bochtop
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: You can listen to wherever podcasts are found Apples, Spotify,
• 40:29
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• 40:31
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