Dracula: Prince of Darkness (1966)
“Please Hammer, don’t hurt ‘em”. That line is from an M.C. Hammer song. I typed it because every Monday for HALLOWEEN HUMPFEST we are discussing a Hammer Films vampire classic and since that film company is called “Hammer” and then you got the musician “M.C. Hammer”, I just thought that would be an interesting thing to type but it’s not. I’m sorry. It’s grasping. Another thing I wish was grasping are these Vampire vixens at my penis after they’ve been turned. Nothing like the glow-up that vampirism provides courtesy of one of cinema’s saddest ever fuckboys. Christopher Lee returns to the role…
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