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- 3:15Speaker 1: lead this hour. We start from the selection committee. Yes,
- 3:21Speaker 1: the selection committee. Selection Sunday has come and now gone.
- 3:25Speaker 1: The twenty twenty six NC Double A men's basketball bracket
- 3:31Speaker 1: Locked in Stone, Locked in Stone, And as I mentioned,
- 3:36Speaker 1: if you were listening to the Fifth Hour podcast, the
- 3:39Speaker 1: early Sunday edition with Danny g and Me mentioned that
- 3:42Speaker 1: this time of the year is one of my favorite
- 3:45Speaker 1: times of the year. Everyone that does this for a living,
- 3:48Speaker 1: every bloke, as our friends in Australia say, every bloke
- 3:51Speaker 1: that does this kind of work for a living, and
- 3:54Speaker 1: we completely ignore men's college basketball unless there's some kind
- 3:58Speaker 1: of ridiculous blow up like our friend got lead, our
- 4:00Speaker 1: old teammate who just starts screaming at the referee. Well,
- 4:04Speaker 1: if that happens, we talk about it, right, But the
- 4:06Speaker 1: exact same thing, playing the exact same plan exactly outside
- 4:12Speaker 1: of that though, yeah, come on, what do we do.
- 4:16Speaker 1: We don't talk about it. And now, through the magic
- 4:19Speaker 1: of talk radio, we are all bona fide experts, bona
- 4:24Speaker 1: fied experts when it comes to the men's basketball tournament,
- 4:27Speaker 1: and we are fully guilty. We're no different. We are
- 4:30Speaker 1: no different. No, I have occasionally been watching some of
- 4:34Speaker 1: these college games because I was so burn burned out
- 4:37Speaker 1: the on the NBA product that I have watched more
- 4:40Speaker 1: college basketball last couple of weeks and during the All
- 4:43Speaker 1: Star break in the NBA, which wasn't that long ago,
- 4:45Speaker 1: I watched a lot of college basketball. So I have
- 4:47Speaker 1: watched it. And so if you didn't keep tracked, these
- 4:50Speaker 1: things have been telegraphed for some time the top seeds
- 4:54Speaker 1: in the men's tournament, and so if you missed it
- 4:57Speaker 1: for some reason, you've got do so. I see a
- 5:01Speaker 1: lot of blue ballags. They got Duke Arizona, of course,
- 5:05Speaker 1: Arizona now moving on to the Big Twelve. But Duke Staple,
- 5:09Speaker 1: the ACC, Arizona, Michigan, and the Florida Gators. That's it.
- 5:14Speaker 1: That's all those teams separated by a few millimeters, but
- 5:20Speaker 1: they had separated themselves from everyone else in college basketball.
- 5:23Speaker 1: So those are the four pack of the top seats. Now,
- 5:26Speaker 1: last year we had all Chalk, all Chalky mcchalk in
- 5:31Speaker 1: the final four. I think Florida won last year. I remember.
- 5:35Speaker 1: If I think the Gators won last year, I don't
- 5:37Speaker 1: even remember. I believe it was the Florida Games. But anyway,
- 5:40Speaker 1: the point is that those are the four teams that
- 5:44Speaker 1: are head and shoulders by everyone else. Duke the king
- 5:47Speaker 1: of the Atlantic Coast Conference. Of the ACC, they won
- 5:51Speaker 1: the regular season and then they won the conference tournament,
- 5:54Speaker 1: so they doubled up on that. Arizona, the big bad
- 5:56Speaker 1: bully of the Big twelve all year, the Wildcat. They
- 6:00Speaker 1: won the regular season title and the conference tournament as
- 6:04Speaker 1: well Michigan and Florida. It is interesting to node, and
- 6:08Speaker 1: as the late Vin Scully would say, it's interesting to
- 6:10Speaker 1: note that the Florida and Michigan squad did not did
- 6:14Speaker 1: not win their respective conference tournaments. However, both considered the
- 6:19Speaker 1: cream of the crop by the selection committee from the
- 6:22Speaker 1: Big Ten and the Southeastern Conference respectively, so they are
- 6:26Speaker 1: in as the number one season. Now some of the
- 6:29Speaker 1: so called experts, these so called experts in college basketball
- 6:34Speaker 1: are saying that all four number one number of seeds
- 6:38Speaker 1: advancing to the final four is firmly in play again,
- 6:43Speaker 1: that this could be back to back, which seems odd
- 6:46Speaker 1: to me, considering the fact that in college football and
- 6:50Speaker 1: the NIL era, you had a team like Indiana, a
- 6:54Speaker 1: suck bag football school like Indiana, win the championship because
- 6:57Speaker 1: they just bought the right players. You're telling me that
- 7:00Speaker 1: we can't have that same thing happened in men's college basketball.
- 7:04Speaker 1: That it's just the top teams get all the top
- 7:06Speaker 1: players and that's it and it doesn't matter. And so
- 7:09Speaker 1: that's all a good jumping off point. Let us discuss
- 7:11Speaker 1: the question which top seed again, Duke, Arizona, Michigan, and Florida,
- 7:18Speaker 1: which are the top seeds, is most likely to go
- 7:22Speaker 1: down to go belly up before reaching the final four,
- 7:27Speaker 1: not necessarily losing the first three weekend, because very rarely
- 7:30Speaker 1: does that happen when I know there's a playing situation
- 7:33Speaker 1: and all that. They've had that for years in beautiful Dayton, Ohio,
- 7:37Speaker 1: the home of Dick in Dayton, who calls the show
- 7:40Speaker 1: after that though, the real tournament begins on Thursday. And
- 7:43Speaker 1: so that's what we've got again. Who is most likely
- 7:46Speaker 1: of the top seeds to go belly up? That is
- 7:48Speaker 1: the question on the panel. And so I've got Rush Limbaugh,
- 7:54Speaker 1: Apple Store and dust Devil, and those are the three things.
- 7:59Speaker 1: And we'll combine all of those things together and we
- 8:02Speaker 1: are going to make a smash burger with delicious melted
- 8:06Speaker 1: lava cheese on top and some onion rings and some fries. Man.
- 8:10Speaker 1: That sounds like a good, good meal to eat at
- 8:13Speaker 1: this point, all right, So a to begin the festivus
- 8:16Speaker 1: of talk here. After a literally minutes long Mallar style deliberation,
- 8:22Speaker 1: the team most likely to lose Duke Duke. I'm gone
- 8:29Speaker 1: with Duke. I'm gone with that dough case. I'm going
- 8:32Speaker 1: with Duke. O. Here's why that makes Fain the Blue Devils. No,
- 8:36Speaker 1: I'm gonna hold your hand and walk you through this.
- 8:38Speaker 1: Why I believe Duke is of the number one seeds,
- 8:40Speaker 1: the one most likely to go down first in the tournament.
- 8:45Speaker 1: They're like the land Rover of this. Now, the land.
- 8:48Speaker 1: People love land. I've had friends that have had the
- 8:51Speaker 1: land and they all have issues. Right, there's a very
- 8:54Speaker 1: expensive defix, very expensive to fix. And whether it's that
- 8:59Speaker 1: luxury off road system or the air suspension or whatever
- 9:03Speaker 1: it is, things are fed up all the time. And
- 9:06Speaker 1: from just my I've never owned one. My friends that
- 9:09Speaker 1: have had been very expensive, very expensive. The things better
- 9:13Speaker 1: be under warrant to you're you're you're completely screwed. Well,
- 9:15Speaker 1: I'm looking at Duke here, and yeah, Duke's got Cameron Boozer,
- 9:19Speaker 1: top five NBA pick locked in stone. You can get
- 9:23Speaker 1: arrested with two hookers and some cocaine. He'd still be
- 9:25Speaker 1: a top five pick in the NBA. Okay, so top
- 9:27Speaker 1: five pick in the NBA in a couple in a
- 9:30Speaker 1: couple of months. However, the rest of the roster, if
- 9:33Speaker 1: you look at the rest of the Duke roster and
- 9:36Speaker 1: they're all waiting in the not necessarily emergency room. They're
- 9:40Speaker 1: going to the walk in clinic. They're in the walk
- 9:42Speaker 1: in clinic. A big part of that roster, guard Caleb
- 9:45Speaker 1: Foster had foot surgery. He's out indefinitely. They say he
- 9:48Speaker 1: may be able to come back if Duke gets to
- 9:51Speaker 1: the final four. May is a weasel word. The starting center.
- 9:55Speaker 1: He's out, missed the acc tournament out of my aching foot,
- 9:58Speaker 1: like he stepped on some lego is there something like that?
- 10:00Speaker 1: So who knows if he'll be back. So using the
- 10:04Speaker 1: law of averages here, so two of the starting players
- 10:09Speaker 1: for the Duke Blue Devils, if I'm correct, here, two
- 10:11Speaker 1: of the starting players for Duke are down for the count.
- 10:14Speaker 1: One for sure is down for the count heading in
- 10:16Speaker 1: to the tournament. So even though they're the number one
- 10:19Speaker 1: seed in their region, it's kind of like going to
- 10:22Speaker 1: a bar fight and you've got one arm tied behind
- 10:26Speaker 1: your back. Now, now they're gonna need a Wiji board
- 10:30Speaker 1: going in if they do have both starters out in
- 10:33Speaker 1: the tournament. Here and channel the Lake Grit Rush Limbo.
- 10:36Speaker 1: We're actually broadcasting from one of Russia's old studios here
- 10:39Speaker 1: and because Rush, one of his famous catchrays is he
- 10:42Speaker 1: dominated with half his brain tied behind his back, just
- 10:46Speaker 1: for just to make it fair. So Duke, if they
- 10:49Speaker 1: were able to go to the final four with two
- 10:51Speaker 1: of their starters down, well that would be pretty impressive.
- 10:55Speaker 1: It yet, and the other problem is, you've got that
- 10:57Speaker 1: brutal bracket, the brutal bracket, Murderer's row. You got Yukon
- 11:03Speaker 1: that psycho coach, Dan Hurley at Yukon fire breathing head coach.
- 11:07Speaker 1: You've got tom Izzo lurking at me, Chagan with old
- 11:12Speaker 1: Sparti Michigan State of course, and Bill self and Kansas
- 11:16Speaker 1: waiting with brass knuckles. All of those teams are in
- 11:19Speaker 1: the East region. So it's a shark tank for the
- 11:23Speaker 1: Duke Blue Devils, John Shires Duke squad. They're gonna need
- 11:27Speaker 1: pep do bismo. He's gonna need it. He's gonna need it,
- 11:30Speaker 1: and some advilla and all that, and without a loaded
- 11:33Speaker 1: roster opportunity for people to step up, do your job,
- 11:38Speaker 1: Do your job now. Meanwhile, looking a little deeper here,
- 11:43Speaker 1: another question that we like to ask as we head
- 11:45Speaker 1: into the madness of it all here is the selection
- 11:49Speaker 1: Sunday has come and gone So the question which teams
- 11:52Speaker 1: are most likely to blow up the bracket now mentioned duke,
- 11:57Speaker 1: the team most likely to lose early in the tournament
- 12:00Speaker 1: as you start filling out your bracket. But the team
- 12:03Speaker 1: most likely to blow up your precious NC double A
- 12:08Speaker 1: tournament bracket, which team would that be? And after a
- 12:11Speaker 1: lengthy review of the available teams in this and looking
- 12:16Speaker 1: at the teams that are not all that exciting, the
- 12:21Speaker 1: teams there at the bottom there, what I did is
- 12:23Speaker 1: I took a field trip. Actually, I went to the
- 12:25Speaker 1: Apple Store and I went to the Genius Bar at
- 12:29Speaker 1: the Apple Store. So I was able to reboot my
- 12:32Speaker 1: bracket and I went there and the Genius Bar helped
- 12:35Speaker 1: me out there. I've got three suspects, three of them.
- 12:38Speaker 1: I'm never wrong about these things. So I got three
- 12:40Speaker 1: teams that are most likely to be able to wear
- 12:44Speaker 1: the ski mask and carry the crowbar. All right, So
- 12:48Speaker 1: you go in there and just vandalize, just vandalize things.
- 12:52Speaker 1: First off, Northern Iowa, what yes, Northern Iowa, number twelve seed.
- 12:58Speaker 1: They take on Saint John's and Patino a number five seed.
- 13:02Speaker 1: That twelve five things always always an issue. Now, Northern Iowa,
- 13:06Speaker 1: I'm told they're the Panthers, and they are the basketball
- 13:09Speaker 1: equivalent of quicksand meaning you step into that game playing
- 13:13Speaker 1: Northern Iowa and you think it can't be that hard.
- 13:17Speaker 1: It's Northern Iowa, for God's sakes, that is easy. Next
- 13:21Speaker 1: thing you know, you are sinking and screaming, just like that.
- 13:27Speaker 1: So preview of what's to come here they do based
- 13:32Speaker 1: on their season, play defense like a pack of junk
- 13:36Speaker 1: yard dolls. And so they do that and they just
- 13:40Speaker 1: play ugly basketball. And usually we get so excited for this,
- 13:44Speaker 1: and typically it is a brick house, brick house in
- 13:49Speaker 1: these early games in the tournament. A lot of mishots
- 13:52Speaker 1: ugly basketball people have tight Tukas syndrome, the players. And
- 13:56Speaker 1: so if you're able to win games that are muddied up,
- 14:00Speaker 1: I mean really good shape, really good shape here. So
- 14:02Speaker 1: I got that circled Northern Iowa right. They're very effective
- 14:07Speaker 1: that style of play in the tournament. McNeese State another
- 14:10Speaker 1: team not exciting. You don't get fired up for McNeice.
- 14:15Speaker 1: They play Vanderbilt in a regional broadcast here and that
- 14:19Speaker 1: matchup the Cowboys. I have told McNee State the Cowboys
- 14:22Speaker 1: another generic name. Hate that and so they don't have
- 14:27Speaker 1: the razzle dazzle of the Power Conference teams. Now Vanderbilt
- 14:32Speaker 1: doesn't either, but they're in the SEC. And so another
- 14:36Speaker 1: team here that likes to play McNee state muddy pig
- 14:41Speaker 1: pen basketball. And that's what I'm leaning into here. These
- 14:45Speaker 1: are the teams that I'm leaning into. And if you
- 14:47Speaker 1: can win a rock fight, you're in pretty good shape
- 14:51Speaker 1: here to mess up these more established with bigger named players,
- 14:55Speaker 1: opponents that you're gonna play against. And and then there's
- 14:58Speaker 1: Santa Clara. That's right, I'm putting Santa Clair out there
- 15:02Speaker 1: against Kentucky. Say's no way, there's no coach Klapar is
- 15:06Speaker 1: not at Kentucky anymore. He's at Arkansas. He's not walking
- 15:10Speaker 1: through that door to save Kentucky. Not that he did it.
- 15:13Speaker 1: They had been underachieving in the tournament anyway. So Santa Clara, though,
- 15:17Speaker 1: the Broncos of Santa Clara, they do share the ball,
- 15:21Speaker 1: little Scotty report, they share the ball. They stretched the floor.
- 15:24Speaker 1: And it's an opportunistic, gambling type of defensive team based
- 15:27Speaker 1: on the stats during the season. So that's the kind
- 15:31Speaker 1: of team that, again, you look for, that type of
- 15:34Speaker 1: team that can upset early in the tournament. And those
- 15:37Speaker 1: are three. Now, none of them are sexy, none of
- 15:40Speaker 1: them get you all tingley, and yet it's march ugly
- 15:45Speaker 1: does win. It'd be nice if you just made the
- 15:47Speaker 1: most three point shots and you played smooth, smooth, silky
- 15:52Speaker 1: basketball and you won, but that's not how that works.
- 15:55Speaker 1: And these teams are like termites in the tournament. They
- 16:00Speaker 1: just eat your bracket alive, just like they're eating the
- 16:03Speaker 1: wood in your house. It's, oh, yeah, you've been moored,
- 16:06Speaker 1: all right. Meanwhile, so the last part of this, the
- 16:10Speaker 1: last part of this, we go to thirty thousand feet
- 16:14Speaker 1: up in the sky. Here, the NCUBA Tournament is actually
- 16:18Speaker 1: the annual NBA Scouting Convention. Now it's the ski So
- 16:24Speaker 1: a lot of people don't realize this. It's disguised as
- 16:26Speaker 1: March madness. It's got all the marketing and all that.
- 16:30Speaker 1: And so three week though pop quiz, three week pop
- 16:33Speaker 1: quiz for a bunch of teenagers who are being paid
- 16:36Speaker 1: a ton of money, but they're also auditioning for the
- 16:40Speaker 1: billionaire franchises of the NBA, while the rest of us
- 16:44Speaker 1: pretend that that's not going on, while our brackets are
- 16:48Speaker 1: smoldering like a cheap cigar, and there's scouts eating soggy
- 16:53Speaker 1: nachos watching all of these games. So the question is this,
- 16:58Speaker 1: who are the players that we need to watch? Who
- 17:01Speaker 1: are the players that we need to watch here going
- 17:04Speaker 1: into this The men's basketball tournament kicks off, the real
- 17:07Speaker 1: one on Thursday. So think of this as a dust devil,
- 17:13Speaker 1: like a dust devil, a cloud of dust, a lot
- 17:16Speaker 1: of star dust out there. And you start with Aj
- 17:22Speaker 1: the Banza, AJ de Bonza of BYU, the Cougars men's
- 17:26Speaker 1: basketball squad, projected as the number one pick Summers NBA draft.
- 17:32Speaker 1: The Bonza a smooth operator at the wing and has
- 17:38Speaker 1: all the tools that make NBA scouts get a little
- 17:42Speaker 1: you know what. So that's that's one. That's the big guy.
- 17:47Speaker 1: And then every lottery team that have made an atrocity
- 17:52Speaker 1: of professional basketball by not trying to win, the Washington Wizards,
- 17:56Speaker 1: the Utah Jazz, all those teams, they have a sacrament.
- 18:01Speaker 1: Teams that just blow. And they have a bullseye on
- 18:05Speaker 1: de Bond's of BYU. But he's not alone. You've got
- 18:09Speaker 1: the magical Mystery tour of Darren Peterson of Kansas, the Jayhawks,
- 18:15Speaker 1: the men's basketball team there always one of the better
- 18:18Speaker 1: teams in the country. And Peterson, if you look at
- 18:21Speaker 1: him when he's engaged, oh man, this guy's gonna be
- 18:25Speaker 1: a good NBA player. Of course, the problem is his
- 18:29Speaker 1: superpower appears to be that of a distant relative of
- 18:33Speaker 1: Humpty Dumpty who took a spectacular fall and they couldn't
- 18:38Speaker 1: put him back together. They've been trying to put him
- 18:40Speaker 1: back together. It seems like the perfect modern player doesn't
- 18:43Speaker 1: really seem to want to play that much, and so
- 18:45Speaker 1: that's a mess. But we'll see how if he shows
- 18:47Speaker 1: up and plays at all for Kansas. Peterson, and then
- 18:50Speaker 1: we mentioned Boozer from Duke Cameron Boozer legit polished all
- 18:56Speaker 1: that stuff and NBA bloodlines his daddy. It's the family
- 19:00Speaker 1: business there, so the bloodline thicker than the nacho cheese
- 19:04Speaker 1: the scouts are eating while they're watching the competition. And
- 19:08Speaker 1: also from the all name team from Houston, Kingston Flemings.
- 19:13Speaker 1: Love the name like King Flemings. He's just go by King,
- 19:16Speaker 1: not Kingston, go ahead King, right, it's Kingston Flemings guard
- 19:21Speaker 1: from Houston. And then Caleb Wilson of North Carolina. Those
- 19:24Speaker 1: are all projected to be the top players in the
- 19:27Speaker 1: summer's NBA Draft and they will all be on display
- 19:31Speaker 1: in the Madness of March, which begins this week. And
- 19:33Speaker 1: so we have a bracket challenge. We'll tell you about
- 19:35Speaker 1: that coming up in a little bit. So you're going
- 19:38Speaker 1: to want to sign up for that. And we always
- 19:40Speaker 1: want one of our guys to win and not one
- 19:41Speaker 1: of these other shows. We take that very personally. We
- 19:43Speaker 1: want you to win and not the big promoted shows
- 19:47Speaker 1: here at the company to get all the advertising and
- 19:49Speaker 1: all that. We want one of our people to win.
- 19:51Speaker 1: So hopefully you will win. We'll tell you about that
- 19:53Speaker 1: coming up in a bit.
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- 21:05Speaker 1: Our lead this hour, talking bays Mallah. We'll go to
- 21:10Speaker 1: Miami South Florida and the legend of Marlin's Man was
- 21:15Speaker 1: in the Hissy that's his home ballpark, not that he
- 21:18Speaker 1: goes very often because the Marlins sucked, but there he
- 21:20Speaker 1: was Marlin's Man. He paid five grand. He sent me.
- 21:24Speaker 1: I was texting him during the game because I was like, hey,
- 21:26Speaker 1: this is kind of cool. I know the guy sitting
- 21:27Speaker 1: right behind home plate, might as well text him. So
- 21:30Speaker 1: I was a texting Marlins man and he's like, hey,
- 21:32Speaker 1: he spent five thousand dollars for the seat right behind
- 21:35Speaker 1: home plate so he could watch the semi finals of
- 21:38Speaker 1: the World Baseball Classic, Team USA against an absolute wagon
- 21:46Speaker 1: from the Dominican Republic squad. It was on FS one.
- 21:49Speaker 1: Did you watch? Will you check it?
- 21:51Speaker 4: No?
- 21:51Speaker 1: You were not watching? All right? Well you missed out.
- 21:54Speaker 1: Uh maybe maybe you didn't pay any attention. You didn't
- 21:57Speaker 1: know what's on. I don't know what was going on. Well,
- 21:59Speaker 1: we watched you and I have to Gunner Henderson, who
- 22:02Speaker 1: was in the lineup because the cheating astro Alex Bregman
- 22:07Speaker 1: was given the day off there so Gunner Henderson and
- 22:10Speaker 1: Roman Anthony of the Red Sox. He had an Oriole
- 22:13Speaker 1: and a Red Sox teaming up hitting home runs and
- 22:17Speaker 1: Usa USA contained the high powered Dominican Republic's offense the
- 22:24Speaker 1: very robust offense there in a game that came to
- 22:28Speaker 1: the final pitch two to one the final as Team
- 22:32Speaker 1: USA wins and they are now one win away from
- 22:37Speaker 1: the second World Baseball Classic Championship. This thing's only been
- 22:41Speaker 1: around for twenty years, and they got some help from
- 22:45Speaker 1: the inflated strike zone. There is no replay in the
- 22:50Speaker 1: World Baseball Classic on pitches, so the final pitch which
- 22:53Speaker 1: was clearly low, was called the strike and that was it.
- 22:59Speaker 1: Turn at that's the parties over for the team from
- 23:03Speaker 1: the Dominican Republic now the NL reigning Cy Young winner
- 23:07Speaker 1: from the Petsburg Pirates, Paul Skins. He got the ball
- 23:11Speaker 1: for the Americans. He went out there. He's two and
- 23:14Speaker 1: zero in the Baseball World Baseball Classic. He gave up
- 23:16Speaker 1: one run on six hits in four and a third innings,
- 23:21Speaker 1: and the USA bullpen came in a hodgepodge of relief
- 23:26Speaker 1: pitchers and held the Dominicans high powered offense scoreless the
- 23:31Speaker 1: rest of the way. So the team representing America, wrapping
- 23:35Speaker 1: themselves in the flag now will take on the winner
- 23:38Speaker 1: of the game which will be played later today on
- 23:40Speaker 1: this Monday, Italy the Italians Americans, the Italians versus Venezuela,
- 23:47Speaker 1: and that'll be in the winter. That game will play
- 23:51Speaker 1: Tuesday night, Tuesday night for the championship of the World
- 23:54Speaker 1: Baseball Classic. The story here, though, for many, has been
- 23:58Speaker 1: Paul Skeins and his performance in this game. Lot of love.
- 24:02Speaker 1: That's a good jumping off point the Pittsburgh Pirates pitcher
- 24:05Speaker 1: Paul Skins. So let us discuss the question, does this
- 24:09Speaker 1: WBC performance solidify the legend of pitcher Paul Skeins? Does
- 24:17Speaker 1: it solidify it as he dominated? Many are saying he dominated.
- 24:21Speaker 1: I'll trust that in a minute. So I've got Planet Fitness, Supersized,
- 24:27Speaker 1: and Twilight Zone and we will combine all of these
- 24:32Speaker 1: things together and we are going to break dance, is
- 24:35Speaker 1: what we're going to do. So number why? Number why?
- 24:41Speaker 1: All right? So this was billboarded, it was billboarded as
- 24:46Speaker 1: Paul Skin's most important start since becoming a professional pitcher,
- 24:52Speaker 1: that this was it. This was the most pressure that
- 24:56Speaker 1: he's been under playing in Pittsburgh. The season ends when
- 24:59Speaker 1: they leave Florida to start the regular season. The Pirates
- 25:02Speaker 1: have been eliminated from playoff contention. So in terms of
- 25:07Speaker 1: how he did and rising to the challenge and that
- 25:12Speaker 1: he dominated, I don't eat dominated. Oh you're such a buzzkut.
- 25:15Speaker 1: I don't think he dominated. Am I supposed to lie?
- 25:18Speaker 1: Do you want me to lie? I don't think he did.
- 25:21Speaker 1: So pump the brakes on the ticket tape parade. And
- 25:24Speaker 1: here's why everybody's acting like Paul Skins just walked out
- 25:28Speaker 1: of some cornfield in Iowa. Like to feel the dreams
- 25:32Speaker 1: and saved baseball. Yeah, pump the brakes on that right,
- 25:38Speaker 1: slow your row. What are you doing now? It's the
- 25:42Speaker 1: middle part of march as we're talking here, it's the
- 25:45Speaker 1: middle part of March.
- 25:45Speaker 4: Now.
- 25:46Speaker 1: Was Paul Skins good? Sure? He was good? He was good? Yes,
- 25:49Speaker 1: he was good. I said that he was good. Legendary
- 25:53Speaker 1: is that the stuff of legends? Not where I come from?
- 25:55Speaker 1: Maybe where you come from, but where I come from.
- 25:57Speaker 1: That is not the stuff of legends. It's not He
- 26:01Speaker 1: went four and a third innings, seventy one pitches for
- 26:05Speaker 1: Paul Skins. That's it, seventy one. What was you Rambo?
- 26:09Speaker 1: He's not Rambo. That was not a Rambo performance. That
- 26:12Speaker 1: was a guy jogging on a treadmill that Planet Fitness. Okay, good,
- 26:16Speaker 1: you're on a trademill. Congratulate, but you're not running the marathon.
- 26:19Speaker 1: That's not the marathon. You were on a treadmill at
- 26:22Speaker 1: Planet Fitness. That's it. Part of the issue that we
- 26:26Speaker 1: have with the World Baseball Classic is that it's training
- 26:29Speaker 1: wheels baseball with the pitching. It's training wheels baseball that
- 26:34Speaker 1: they're not buying in. Everyone's worried about liability and protecting
- 26:39Speaker 1: the players and all that, and there's a lot of
- 26:42Speaker 1: money involved. I get it, but you can't sell this
- 26:45Speaker 1: as the end all be all when you have caps
- 26:48Speaker 1: on everything. When it comes to the pitching, you can't
- 26:52Speaker 1: do it. It's training wheels. Baseball said, well, you're not
- 26:55Speaker 1: going to win the Tour de France if you got
- 26:57Speaker 1: the training wheels on, You're not. That's not it. Now,
- 27:00Speaker 1: the crowd was pro Dominican, even though the game was
- 27:03Speaker 1: in Miami and it was like a home game for
- 27:07Speaker 1: the team from the Dominican Republic there, and it seemed
- 27:10Speaker 1: like a great atmosphere watching on TV. I don't know
- 27:12Speaker 1: if it was actually in the ballparker on it. Sometimes
- 27:14Speaker 1: that's misleading. It looked like it was pretty cool in
- 27:18Speaker 1: the ballpark and all that. Now that said, the Legends
- 27:23Speaker 1: of Team USA didn't nominate, didn't I didn't see a
- 27:28Speaker 1: lot of domination. I did not. They were dodging a
- 27:31Speaker 1: lot of bullets. They did that. Bryce Harper and Aaron
- 27:35Speaker 1: Judge combined to go two for eight in this game.
- 27:37Speaker 1: Judge did have a home run taken away by Jay
- 27:41Speaker 1: Rodd in center field, so we got to hit it
- 27:44Speaker 1: further than just at the base of the at the
- 27:46Speaker 1: very top of the wall, otherwise there's a chance the
- 27:48Speaker 1: ball will be taken back and he will lose a
- 27:50Speaker 1: home run. And those guys batting two fifty in this game,
- 27:53Speaker 1: they were upstaged Bryce Harper and Aaron Judge upstayed staged
- 27:58Speaker 1: by Gunner Henderson and Roman Anthony as they hit the
- 28:02Speaker 1: home runs. And Roman Anthony was on the postgame on
- 28:05Speaker 1: FS one, there didn't seem all that thrilled to get
- 28:08Speaker 1: a T shirt from Big Poppy. They might want to
- 28:10Speaker 1: upgrade the prize on that. Those guys never seem all
- 28:12Speaker 1: that excited to get a T shirt from Big Poppy
- 28:15Speaker 1: on the FS one pre game anyway or post game.
- 28:17Speaker 1: So page two the losers side, Now, you know, the
- 28:20Speaker 1: better story is in the losing locker room and many
- 28:24Speaker 1: questioning the integrity of the umpire in that final pitch
- 28:28Speaker 1: to the Dominican Republic and the two to one loss
- 28:31Speaker 1: to the United States there and the pitch was clearly
- 28:35Speaker 1: not a strike, but it was called a strike that
- 28:37Speaker 1: ended the game. There is no reviews, so that's it.
- 28:42Speaker 1: And imagining next time they do this in a couple
- 28:45Speaker 1: of years, they will have they will have the review available,
- 28:50Speaker 1: they didn't have it this time. So that was it,
- 28:52Speaker 1: and the Dominican Republic losers. Now Albert Pulos, who's getting
- 28:56Speaker 1: paid ten million dollars a year by the Angels to
- 28:57Speaker 1: manage the Dominican Republic game. So Albert there is out
- 29:04Speaker 1: there and he didn't put blame. He said he didn't
- 29:07Speaker 1: put any blame on the umpires. The manager of the
- 29:09Speaker 1: Dominican Republic says, I don't want to focus on that
- 29:12Speaker 1: last pitch. Albert Pulo said, I'm not going to criticize
- 29:16Speaker 1: any of that. It wasn't meant to be close. Quote Okay,
- 29:20Speaker 1: So question here it is who gets the biggest bowl
- 29:27Speaker 1: of blame Stu? The biggest bowl of blame Stu for
- 29:33Speaker 1: the Dominican Republic stars, an all star squad not getting
- 29:37Speaker 1: it done. So I would consider that scoring one run
- 29:42Speaker 1: in a game to advance to the championship for a
- 29:45Speaker 1: roster as loaded as the Dominican the World Baseball clas
- 29:50Speaker 1: it's only been around for twenty years, that's got to
- 29:52Speaker 1: be greatest choke job, greatest choke job by a loaded
- 29:56Speaker 1: offense in the history of the World Baseball Classic. Does
- 29:59Speaker 1: any disagree with that? No one disagrees with that. Okay,
- 30:02Speaker 1: good good. That roster. You look at the line up
- 30:06Speaker 1: there for the World Baseball Classic, the Dominican Republic team,
- 30:10Speaker 1: it was like the The Avengers movie is what it was.
- 30:15Speaker 1: And the pitching, which is supposedly the weak spot for
- 30:17Speaker 1: the Dominican Republic, they only limited the USA squad to
- 30:20Speaker 1: two runs. You figure, if us A only scores two runs,
- 30:23Speaker 1: the Dominicans are going to win the game. It's not
- 30:25Speaker 1: like Paul Skeen's pitched the entire game. He went, as
- 30:28Speaker 1: we said, four and a third innings and that was it.
- 30:30Speaker 1: This roster if you didn't see the game loaded, if
- 30:33Speaker 1: you hadn't watched the Dominican Republic team, you can't watch
- 30:36Speaker 1: them now because they're out. But roster loaded with MVP
- 30:39Speaker 1: candidates literally in the air everywhere. You had chest puffing,
- 30:44Speaker 1: pelvic thrusting, bat flipping like they'd already won the whole
- 30:47Speaker 1: damn thing. Early on in the game, they were very
- 30:50Speaker 1: excited and then poof squad douche. You get Squad Doush.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Six of the top ten most Valuable player of voters
- 31:01Speaker 1: in terms of the guys he got the votes for
- 31:02Speaker 1: the MVP six of the top ten were playing in
- 31:06Speaker 1: this for the Dominican team, and those guys mostly went
- 31:10Speaker 1: about as quiet as it's like going to the library
- 31:14Speaker 1: during finals week at to pick your favorite university. Back
- 31:19Speaker 1: in the day, the Supersized Bowl, the supersized Bowl of suck. Stu, Well,
- 31:26Speaker 1: that goes to one. Soto, come on down one. Congratulations, Yes,
- 31:32Speaker 1: seven hundred and sixty five million. The Mets are paying
- 31:37Speaker 1: this guy. I don't know. It wasn't a Mets game.
- 31:39Speaker 1: I get all that he had four bats, he went
- 31:42Speaker 1: over four. Juan Soto. The lights bright. Now the Mets,
- 31:48Speaker 1: who knows if they're ever going to make the League
- 31:50Speaker 1: Championship Series of the World Series with Juan Soto, there's
- 31:53Speaker 1: no guarantee. One one of the great bag chasing stories
- 31:57Speaker 1: of my lifetime, and based on the money he made
- 31:59Speaker 1: the great bag chasing story. Good for him. He also
- 32:03Speaker 1: butter fingered in error fielding a ball out in the outfield.
- 32:07Speaker 1: So not exactly a superstar performance on the big stage
- 32:11Speaker 1: here for Juan Soto. More like a ghost, more like
- 32:14Speaker 1: a go seven hundred and sixty five million. And there
- 32:18Speaker 1: was a gunfight and he brought a butter knife. That's
- 32:22Speaker 1: not that great, but what do I know? I just
- 32:24Speaker 1: do the Overnight show. What do I know here? And
- 32:26Speaker 1: the how about the Padre bash brothers? How about these
- 32:29Speaker 1: twos for Broni's. Did you see what they were up to,
- 32:31Speaker 1: Fernando Tatiz and Manny Machato. They went two for eight.
- 32:37Speaker 1: My computer like brain tells me that's a two to
- 32:39Speaker 1: fifty batting average. The Big Boppers turned in two floppers
- 32:44Speaker 1: in this in this game, and eight guys left on
- 32:47Speaker 1: base for the Dominican Republic team eight. And again they
- 32:51Speaker 1: were strutting around here. At the beginning of this game.
- 32:53Speaker 1: They were like Pete Cox with their feathers up in
- 32:55Speaker 1: the air, and even early in the tournament and they
- 32:57Speaker 1: were hitting all I think they set a record for
- 32:59Speaker 1: home run in the World Baseball Classic. And then the
- 33:04Speaker 1: bill came and they shrank. They had alligator arms, is
- 33:09Speaker 1: what they had. Not Kyler Murray, but they just had
- 33:11Speaker 1: alligator arms. That's it. And so the last strike was garbage.
- 33:15Speaker 1: I'm not gonna sit here and argue it and say, well,
- 33:17Speaker 1: the umpire got it right. No, But however, it should
- 33:20Speaker 1: never have come down to that. I'll concede that was
- 33:23Speaker 1: not a strike, which is obvious you cry about it.
- 33:27Speaker 1: How do you only have one run going to that
- 33:30Speaker 1: point again, Paul Skames did not pitch into the eighth inning.
- 33:34Speaker 1: You had the flotsam and jetsam of the team USA
- 33:37Speaker 1: bullpen and a lot of okay pitchers, not great pitchers
- 33:42Speaker 1: out there, and you didn't do anything in terms of
- 33:45Speaker 1: scoring runs. Bad job by. You had plenty of chances
- 33:49Speaker 1: to avoid leaving the game in the hands of the
- 33:51Speaker 1: umpire in the ninth inning. So loser talk. USA was
- 33:56Speaker 1: better in the moment, only by a little bit. A
- 33:57Speaker 1: couple of home runs. That's all it took to win
- 33:59Speaker 1: the game. Final point to pro bouncy ball. Why we
- 34:03Speaker 1: need to pause and celebrate one of the great hustles
- 34:08Speaker 1: of the modern world. You talk about getting the bag.
- 34:10Speaker 1: We talked about Juan Soto getting the bag. Well, this
- 34:12Speaker 1: is next level as well. After sitting out the game
- 34:14Speaker 1: on Sunday for Philly, congratulations clap here. Congratulations to sixer
- 34:22Speaker 1: star Joel Embiid, who has now officially missed as many
- 34:27Speaker 1: regular season games as he has played in during his career.
- 34:32Speaker 1: So very hard to do, but Joel Embiid has managed
- 34:35Speaker 1: to do it. Somewhere on the other side, Bill Walton
- 34:39Speaker 1: across the pearly gates is shaking his head. So yeah,
- 34:43Speaker 1: let's let that marinate for a second. Joel Embiid has
- 34:46Speaker 1: missed as many games as he has played in in
- 34:49Speaker 1: his NBA career. So the question for the panel, how
- 34:53Speaker 1: do you react to Joel Embiid and that amazing factoid
- 34:57Speaker 1: that he has now missed as many games as he's
- 35:00Speaker 1: played in during his NBA career four hundred and eighty
- 35:02Speaker 1: five games missed, four hundred and eighty five games played in.
- 35:06Speaker 1: That's it, that's all. So my first thought is this
- 35:10Speaker 1: is something out of the Twilight Zone. It is out
- 35:13Speaker 1: of the Joel Embiid is a living, breathing, fifty to
- 35:17Speaker 1: fifty raffle ticket. You never know what you're gonna get
- 35:21Speaker 1: when you show up to the arena. Will Joel Embid
- 35:23Speaker 1: play or not? Now, remember the old slogan they were
- 35:26Speaker 1: shoving down everyone's throat in Philadelphia. Trust the process, Trust
- 35:31Speaker 1: the process. That was not a rebuilding plan. It was
- 35:36Speaker 1: not a rebuilding But that was a late night infomercial
- 35:39Speaker 1: is what it was. And they were selling snake oil
- 35:42Speaker 1: and it was a bogo buy one, get one freeze
- 35:45Speaker 1: snake oil deal. Come on down, everybody. Now you just
- 35:48Speaker 1: wait three to five years and prestale, you're gonna win
- 35:54Speaker 1: a championship. The championship will magically appear. Trust the process.
- 35:58Speaker 1: We don't want that. No, just listen, it's gonna work.
- 36:01Speaker 1: And we said no, no, no, Well listen, we've now gone
- 36:04Speaker 1: way more than five years and the results are in.
- 36:08Speaker 1: They suck, and when they don't suck, they blow. There
- 36:12Speaker 1: she blows the seventy six ers. Joel Embiid. Remember he
- 36:16Speaker 1: came into the NBA with a medical report that was
- 36:20Speaker 1: thicker than a cheesecake factory menu. Philly knew it, everybody
- 36:25Speaker 1: knew it. Now the guy had to get for gap.
- 36:27Speaker 1: Coming out of Kansas, Joel mb He's like, wow, this
- 36:29Speaker 1: guy's got that star aura. However, in the modern NBA,
- 36:35Speaker 1: you think about where we are right now, in the NBA,
- 36:38Speaker 1: where they baby and coddle the players, and they never
- 36:42Speaker 1: expect you to do more than the bare minimum. Joel
- 36:44Speaker 1: embid has failed to meet that threshold, which is hard
- 36:47Speaker 1: to do. All right, bubble wrap you spoon feed you minutes.
- 36:51Speaker 1: Early in his career, he didn't even play the first
- 36:53Speaker 1: couple of years getting paid. He didn't even play load
- 36:57Speaker 1: management to infinity and beyond load management, the whole spa treatment,
- 37:02Speaker 1: the manny, the petty, the whole thing. And now congratulations,
- 37:06Speaker 1: happy birthday today as we're doing this in real time,
- 37:08Speaker 1: is Joel Embid's birthday, So happy birthday to Joel Embiid,
- 37:12Speaker 1: one of the great scam artists of our time. Thirty
- 37:15Speaker 1: two years old now, Joel Embiid, and in big man
- 37:19Speaker 1: years in the NBA. A lot of gray hairs in
- 37:22Speaker 1: the beard, yeah, a lot of gray hairs. It's not
- 37:25Speaker 1: no gray, no, no, there's a lot of gray, a
- 37:28Speaker 1: lot of gray. And the athletic prime, the hour glass,
- 37:31Speaker 1: the sands of the hour glass running out in the
- 37:35Speaker 1: athletic prime of Joel Embiid as he gets hemorrhoids on
- 37:39Speaker 1: the bench. Now, when he's played, has he been great? Sure,
- 37:42Speaker 1: most of the time. The numbers are good. Play fantasy basketball,
- 37:45Speaker 1: very very good, absolutely one rather bogus MVP didn't win it.
- 37:51Speaker 1: Nicole Jokic should have, could have would have won, but
- 37:54Speaker 1: it went to Joel Embiid. And he's played, he's mostly
- 37:56Speaker 1: put up dominant stats and all that. But in an
- 37:59Speaker 1: era with Kawhi Leonard, in an era with Anthony Davis.
- 38:04Speaker 1: Joel Embiid is the epitome of what this era is. Drafted,
- 38:10Speaker 1: missed two years and gotten paid all this money good
- 38:14Speaker 1: for him, the riches of Solomon, and he doesn't seem
- 38:19Speaker 1: bothered by it. It's like he just doesn't seem to
- 38:21Speaker 1: care that he doesn't play. It's like I must be
- 38:26Speaker 1: the generation I like when I miss work, I feel guilty.
- 38:28Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my god, I shouldn't they need me,
- 38:31Speaker 1: you know, like I need to be there. These guys
- 38:33Speaker 1: in the NBA like we don't care. It's so good.
- 38:36Speaker 1: I wish I was wired that way. It'd be great.
- 38:38Speaker 1: Live your life like that. Who cares if he show
- 38:40Speaker 1: up to work? You know? If we getting paid thirty
- 38:42Speaker 1: forty million dollars year, doesn't matter and embid for all
- 38:46Speaker 1: the numbers. When the playoffs come around, the Sixers keep
- 38:50Speaker 1: waiting for Superman to show up, and instead they get
- 38:53Speaker 1: Johnny Thunder. An ordinary human is what they get.
- 38:56Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Maller
- 38:59Speaker 2: Show weekdays two A. I'm eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 39:02Speaker 1: Let's give out another Benyward. What do you say here?
- 39:04Speaker 1: Let's come on, we gotta get on track, Stay on track?
- 39:07Speaker 1: And what is up next? Here we have two back
- 39:10Speaker 1: to back to give out here female Caller of the Year.
- 39:13Speaker 1: Let's see we have well, we have the Intoxicated Caller
- 39:17Speaker 1: of the Year and Female Caller of the Year. Next up,
- 39:22Speaker 1: let's see what's say this is. We have Intoxicated Caller
- 39:26Speaker 1: of the Year. The nominees are this is our most
- 39:28Speaker 1: competitive category. The nominees are keg Drinking Steve jay Dot
- 39:35Speaker 1: in Utah, now working with dreaded day shift mouthwash, Mike
- 39:41Speaker 1: from Las Vegas, always fresh, What a legend. Mike in Tucson,
- 39:46Speaker 1: who famously gave his wife the phone while she was
- 39:49Speaker 1: in the hospital, called us up, screaming like a lunatic.
- 39:53Speaker 1: The Black irishman who also woke his daughter. These cats
- 39:58Speaker 1: are so hammerdo his daughter of so she could say hello,
- 40:02Speaker 1: oh my god. And a man who found our show
- 40:07Speaker 1: wall in jail, Jed who fled. Those are the nominees
- 40:12Speaker 1: envelope please right now here you are Ben all right,
- 40:15Speaker 1: thanks said paper.
- 40:18Speaker 4: Don't rip off.
- 40:20Speaker 1: She's got to ruin it all. Let me get on
- 40:22Speaker 1: my things. And the winner of the Intoxicated Caller of
- 40:28Speaker 1: the Year on The Ben Malors Show Congratulations to Jed
- 40:37Speaker 1: who fled. Lifetime Achievement Award for Jed. This guy is
- 40:45Speaker 1: he's really hit it hard. I really has. They're in
- 40:48Speaker 1: the red Neck Riviera of Florida. So congratulations to Jed
- 40:50Speaker 1: who fled. And it wasn't even that close. It wasn't mouthwashed.
- 40:55Speaker 1: Mike finished in second place, but Jed dominated. Oh let's
- 40:58Speaker 1: give out another one. Here we go meet Female Caller
- 41:01Speaker 1: of the Year. The nominees for Female Caller of the Year.
- 41:07Speaker 1: We have Andrea the Astrology Insider and Robin from Ventura, California.
- 41:16Speaker 1: Every here we go the Female Caller of the Year envelope.
- 41:20Speaker 1: Please this was a little light, but it's still beautiful.
- 41:25Speaker 1: That's what she said. Here we got small but mighty.
- 41:34Speaker 1: What does it say?
- 41:35Speaker 2: Ben?
- 41:36Speaker 1: And the winner, the Benny Award for Female Caller of
- 41:40Speaker 1: the Year, as voted by the Malin Militia, goes to
- 41:43Speaker 1: Andrea the Astrology Insider. Female Caller of the Year, Andrea
- 41:52Speaker 1: in Berkeley. Congratulations, you have kept the female gender alive
- 41:59Speaker 1: and well on the Ben Mahlor Show this year. Congratulations
- 42:02Speaker 1: you are the big winner as voted by the people.
- 42:06Speaker 4: Andrea, Yes, well, thank you to the Ben Mahlor show
- 42:10Speaker 4: an organization, the Malar Militia, all those who voted and
- 42:15Speaker 4: tuned in, and you know.
- 42:18Speaker 5: Coop and Lorena Ben. It's a real team effort, as
- 42:23Speaker 5: you know, so thank you for that.
- 42:25Speaker 1: We love you, Andrea. You do a great job, Andrea.
- 42:28Speaker 1: People love your astrology and you always let us know
- 42:30Speaker 1: when there's big cosmic events like you name it full
- 42:33Speaker 1: moons or mercury and retrograde all that stuff. So such
- 42:38Speaker 1: great information and congratulations Andrea. And again our friend Femi
- 42:42Speaker 1: I mentioned this earlier, but he made a digital certificate,
- 42:45Speaker 1: so if you're interested in that, oh, let us know. Yes,
- 42:48Speaker 1: And that's.
- 42:50Speaker 5: Just great to share my two passions of sports and
- 42:53Speaker 5: astrology with the Malor Militia and your loyal listeners. Yeah,
- 42:58Speaker 5: I'd love a.
- 43:00Speaker 6: They get this out all right?
- 43:01Speaker 1: Cool? Well, very good. We will let Femmy know and
- 43:05Speaker 1: anyone else who's won tonight on the Overnight who wants
- 43:08Speaker 1: that let us know. If Emmy's on X so he'll
- 43:12Speaker 1: he'll figure that out, all right, Thank you so much.
- 43:14Speaker 1: I would like to say, yes, we need more female callers.
- 43:18Speaker 1: I know we're scaring them all the way. Tammy and Montana,
- 43:21Speaker 1: She messages on Twitter all the time. I love Tammy.
- 43:23Speaker 1: I want Tammy to call. We missed Tammy's car in Vegas. Sorry,
- 43:26Speaker 1: oh well, I missed Tammy in Vegas. I missed Tammy.
- 43:30Speaker 1: I'm you know, anyone you feel free to. It's intimidating, though, ladies,
- 43:35Speaker 1: all right, you feel free, come on down. We can
- 43:37Speaker 1: have a ladies night, like once a month, strictly ladies.
- 43:40Speaker 1: I don't know but that. But we can have more
- 43:42Speaker 1: women call the show. Idea. It's a terrible idea, but
- 43:44Speaker 1: we can have more women call the show, you know,
- 43:46Speaker 1: because it's you know, it's mostly dudes. But that's fine.
- 43:48Speaker 1: We have women calling too. I don't do it, ladies.
- 43:51Speaker 1: The greatest call in the history of the show is
- 43:52Speaker 1: a woman, Genie and Medford and a lot of people
- 43:56Speaker 1: spend years. Geenie passed away a number of years ago,
- 43:58Speaker 1: but she was amazing and we loved you she was
- 44:01Speaker 1: I thought she was fake. I didn't think Genie and
- 44:02Speaker 1: metfor was a real person for several years. I thought
- 44:06Speaker 1: I was getting catfished or punked or something like that.
- 44:08Speaker 1: I thought there was no way. And it was effortless too.
- 44:10Speaker 1: It wasn't putting on an act. Yeah, she wasn't doing stick.
- 44:14Speaker 5: No, maybe you want to hang out with me, she'd
- 44:17Speaker 5: better getting me that good stuff.
- 44:20Speaker 1: One of the great nights was when Pete and Pittsburgh,
- 44:22Speaker 1: who's an all time great caller, and Genie and Medford
- 44:24Speaker 1: went into the octagon and Genie started doing like gangster
- 44:28Speaker 1: rap and that's and it wasn't bad. We were all like,
- 44:36Speaker 1: what the f is is the old woman in Oregon
- 44:39Speaker 1: doing gangster rap? Like, and why is my head bobbing?
- 44:43Speaker 1: It was pretty It was pretty wild. It was pretty wild.
- 44:47Speaker 1: My my goodness are congratulations and Andrea the astrology inside her.
- 44:50Speaker 1: She wins the Female Caller of the Year. And next
- 44:55Speaker 1: up that damn that that Oh hey, time now for
- 45:04Speaker 1: the nominees for the twenty twenty six Beer Drinking Brian
- 45:10Speaker 1: Worst Caller of the Year. The Beer Drinking Brian Worst
- 45:14Speaker 1: Caller of the Year. The nominees are from Long Island
- 45:22Speaker 1: E Dog tremendously terrible calls. E Dog is a non
- 45:29Speaker 1: sequitur guy. He just talks about random crap from the
- 45:34Speaker 1: Commonwealth and lives out in the Sticks, but loves Boston
- 45:39Speaker 1: Mike the leprechan They also love suntan lotion and and
- 45:47Speaker 1: Dad jokes from Minneapolis, Minnesota, hollering James. His claim to
- 45:55Speaker 1: fame is snoring on the show and taking thirty six
- 45:59Speaker 1: pills in the more wanting thirty six pills at night,
- 46:01Speaker 1: which means he should have been well, I guess he
- 46:04Speaker 1: was a No, he wasn't. One of the nominees were intoxicated.
- 46:06Speaker 1: Call of here. Interesting clear oversight by the committee. Other
- 46:11Speaker 1: now hollow and James for intoxicated call year because on
- 46:16Speaker 1: those meds. You know, I told you that, I mean,
- 46:19Speaker 1: I told him I did all right. Other, Yeah, but
- 46:21Speaker 1: I don't think they're like, you know, recreational. No, No, well,
- 46:26Speaker 1: let's I don't know if we want to get into here.
- 46:28Speaker 1: Let's just say that sometimes people in the medical industry
- 46:30Speaker 1: take advantage of certain people and give them pills they
- 46:32Speaker 1: may or may not need, you know what I'm saying. Yeah,
- 46:35Speaker 1: all right. We have Poppy in San Diego, who I
- 46:38Speaker 1: believe is one back to back, Yes, Poppy, I've three
- 46:43Speaker 1: times a three in a row, shoying for four in
- 46:45Speaker 1: a row. Poppy Man. Dorko, the comedian from Honolulu, Hawaii.
- 46:54Speaker 1: We kept waiting for Darko to say something funny, and
- 46:57Speaker 1: we're still waiting all right, and the person who's been
- 47:01Speaker 1: attacking us on social media throughout the show, blind Scott
- 47:06Speaker 1: from the North End of Boston. Those are the nominees.
- 47:10Speaker 1: Envelope please, Lorena, and here you are, Ben. I tried
- 47:14Speaker 1: to keep some of the beer off of it. Thank you.
- 47:17Speaker 1: This is the Benny Award for the twenty twenty six
- 47:19Speaker 1: Beer Drinking Brian Worst Caller of the Year. Many of
- 47:22Speaker 1: the people that love the show think this is the
- 47:23Speaker 1: most competitive category. Here we go and the Benny Award
- 47:36Speaker 1: for the Worst Caller of the Year. The Beer Drinking
- 47:39Speaker 1: Brian Worst Caller of the Year goes to Mike dileprekah O,
- 47:48Speaker 1: my lord, all really, congratulations Mike dielepre con you are
- 47:55Speaker 1: the winner. Congratulations Mike, you're the worst caller, the Beer
- 47:58Speaker 1: Drinking Brian worst caller on the show. Actually, I guess
- 48:02Speaker 1: that's sense. Mike. Are you there, Mike, Mike speech speege
- 48:05Speaker 1: speech speech speech right.
- 48:07Speaker 6: I'm I'm very honored. Thank you, Matther Militia. I hadn't
- 48:12Speaker 6: any box, but anyways, I will be back tomorrow with
- 48:15Speaker 6: my regular dad jokes and anyways, I'm flattered, and congratulations
- 48:20Speaker 6: to all the nominees.
- 48:22Speaker 5: And to my kids who write my jokes.
- 48:26Speaker 1: Here, you edged out a very close competition. You edged
- 48:28Speaker 1: out blind Scott for the worst caller of the year.
- 48:31Speaker 6: Well that wouldn't okay, do you know what Bland Scott
- 48:33Speaker 6: should have been up for.
- 48:34Speaker 5: The female caller of the Earth.
- 48:35Speaker 1: Just well, next year we'll make sure Scott is all
- 48:38Speaker 1: of the Earth Caller of the Year, because that'll of course,
- 48:41Speaker 1: nothing will make Scott have you anyway? Right there you are,
- 48:43Speaker 1: Michael lepre God, does this mean Poppy is growing on people?
- 48:47Speaker 4: What? Uh?
- 48:49Speaker 1: Poppy's got to really get back to his level of suck.
- 48:51Speaker 1: He's he's actually occasionally he makes a good phone call. Well,
- 48:55Speaker 1: giving a concession speech is e dog? E dog? You
- 48:58Speaker 1: did not win. You were right there, but you did
- 49:01Speaker 1: not get it done. E dog?
- 49:04Speaker 5: All rights real quick?
- 49:06Speaker 1: Yeah, go ahead?
- 49:08Speaker 2: This is what gud Barns and blue and one too.
- 49:17Speaker 1: I can't believe win. I'm so sorry you really you
- 49:22Speaker 1: really deserve to win some terrible calls this year, and
- 49:25Speaker 1: it's shocking you did not win. You're pretty much every
- 49:27Speaker 1: call sucked, but it was amazing you did not win.
- 49:30Speaker 5: What I have great jokes.
- 49:33Speaker 1: And you tell stories about that, right, and you know
- 49:37Speaker 1: you're different women that yeah, yeah, you are any of
- 49:42Speaker 1: these women real or they all imagine they yeah, you don't.
- 49:49Speaker 1: Actually you don't know, they're just imaginary. Care I got
- 49:51Speaker 1: you you dog, you didn't win, but better luck next year, dog. Yeah,
- 49:56Speaker 1: all right, all right, thank you. There he is and
- 50:00Speaker 1: one category left and oh my god, I cannot believe
- 50:07Speaker 1: that we are almost do We're not gonna right now, No, no, them,
- 50:12Speaker 1: the Crown Jewel, the Holy Grail, It's coming. Who is
- 50:16Speaker 1: going to win the twenty twenty six Geni in Medford
- 50:19Speaker 1: were the top caller, top caller on the show, top
- 50:22Speaker 1: caller on the show. We'll find out. We're minutes away
- 50:26Speaker 1: from that. Stay tuned, Wake up the kids, wake up
- 50:29Speaker 1: the family, gather around the radio like it's the nineteen thirties.
- 50:32Speaker 1: It's gonna be amazing. We'll get to that and we
- 50:35Speaker 1: will do it next.
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- 50:49Speaker 2: listen live.
- 50:51Speaker 1: We now present the Ultimate The Crown Jewel, the Geni
- 50:56Speaker 1: in Medford Memorial Caller of the Year. I want to
- 51:01Speaker 1: thank everyone that voted hundreds and hundreds of votes. You
- 51:03Speaker 1: guys did a great job. Everyone that participates in the show,
- 51:08Speaker 1: we cannot thank you enough. The nominees for the Genie
- 51:11Speaker 1: at Medford Memorial Caller of the Year Lucky Tony from
- 51:17Speaker 1: San Francisco, Blind Scott from the North End of Boston
- 51:21Speaker 1: who's currently mfing us on social media, Marcel in Brooklyn
- 51:27Speaker 1: who's won multiple times as the call of the Year,
- 51:30Speaker 1: Jed who fled Rick in Maryland, morning time legend on
- 51:37Speaker 1: the show Rick and Maryland, weed Man Hippie from Hollywood, Florida.
- 51:43Speaker 1: And Mike in New Hampshire, one of the great trolls.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Mike in New Hampshire busting the balls of Marcel and Brooklyn.
- 51:50Speaker 1: The envelope please, Lorena's the big golden one here. It
- 51:55Speaker 1: is good luck to everyone. I have no idea who's
- 51:59Speaker 1: going to win this, This is so close.
- 52:01Speaker 6: Here we go.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Who is it? Ben and the winner of the twenty
- 52:10Speaker 1: twenty six Benny Award, the Genie had meant for Caller
- 52:13Speaker 1: of the Year. Oh my god, we got an upset
- 52:17Speaker 1: weed Man hippie. We mad Hippie. Collar of the Year.
- 52:25Speaker 1: Unbelievable upset by just a few votes, edging out Marcel
- 52:32Speaker 1: in Brooklyn. Congratulations to weed man hippie. His name Billy,
- 52:38Speaker 1: and the great thing is he has no idea. Don't
- 52:40Speaker 1: worry right who he has no idea he won because
- 52:44Speaker 1: we'll have to let him know. But that is it.
- 52:46Speaker 1: The caller of the year, our buddy. We've had thanks
- 52:49Speaker 1: to everybody. Unbelievable job by all of you.