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Show #317 Penis Thief · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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  Speaker 1: Because you That's why, is a founding member of the
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  Speaker 1: Odd Pods Media Network.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, and welcome to b F y t W Because
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  Speaker 2: fuck you, That's why. The panel show inspired podcast where
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  Speaker 2: we play silly games amongst our players. But guess what,
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  Speaker 2: we've got more players today. We have special guests.
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  Speaker 3: We're not just playing with ourselves this week.
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  Speaker 4: I mean you always are, but yeah.
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  Speaker 2: From the from the upcoming podcast upcoming Running on Hamster Wheel.
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  Speaker 4: Running the Hamster, Running the Hamster Wheel, we have CJ
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  Speaker 4: and Julie. Hi guys, Hello guys.
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  Speaker 2: Always important to get the name right before you introduce them.
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  Speaker 2: Well done, Aaron, Well done me. Soon to be found
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  Speaker 2: in every podcast app you can imagine, and probably more
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  Speaker 2: than that. Hi guys, how are you welcome to b
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  Speaker 2: F y t W. C J. You've been here a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of times and you've lost most of the time,
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  Speaker 2: but you're going to get a win this time. Julie,
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  Speaker 2: we're just gonna be silly. We'll go around and do
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  Speaker 2: proper introductions. First of all, he is a gamer and
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  Speaker 2: a storyteller, and he used to be my youngest friend.
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  Speaker 2: Now he's just oggy.
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  Speaker 5: Hello, it is I used to be youngest friend.
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  Speaker 2: Used to be, and I always like to do introductions
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  Speaker 2: with the question, So, Oggie, what is a surprising fact
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  Speaker 2: that you've learned recently.
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  Speaker 5: That all crustaceans are slowly becoming crab?
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  Speaker 3: Damn it really?
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  Speaker 6: Uh?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Is evolution forcing crustaceans.
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  Speaker 3: Towards I always kind of was.
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  Speaker 5: I've heard this theory in college once before, but I
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  Speaker 5: kind of skimmed over it because there's already enough information
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  Speaker 5: to remember as is interesting. But it had come up
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  Speaker 5: again recently, and then I had shown Stevie actually recently,
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  Speaker 5: which is why he we actually he did that. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: crustaceans specifically, that it seems to be the most ideal
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  Speaker 5: form for them to take in the environment they live in.
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  Speaker 5: So all crustaceans are slowly becoming crab, and that there
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  Speaker 5: are actually many other creatures out there who have been
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  Speaker 5: falsely labeled crab that are actually probably more related to lobsters.
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  Speaker 2: Oh that's interesting.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, Like I think the king crab is not a crab. No,
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  Speaker 5: it's more like a lobster. No, king crab is more
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  Speaker 5: like a hermicrat.
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  Speaker 2: It's the first time and some time that you've just
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  Speaker 2: immediately answered the question correctly.
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  Speaker 5: I think, so because and you know what, it was
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  Speaker 5: an animal question time.
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  Speaker 2: Most of the time I asked, you do you give
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  Speaker 2: me a non answer? Like most of the time, we
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  Speaker 2: decided to watch stuff before the show, and I apparently
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  Speaker 2: this one right into his wheelhouse. Well done. Uh And
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  Speaker 2: on his team he's a veteran and a podcaster, and
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  Speaker 2: I guess that makes him a veteran podcaster. It's Stevie.
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  Speaker 3: Yoh, what's up everybody? How y'all doing.
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  Speaker 2: Stevie, what's the surprising fact that you learned recently?
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  Speaker 3: I already forgot it? Damn it.
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  Speaker 2: Crap.
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  Speaker 3: I swear I had one. And I'm just like, he's
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  Speaker 3: talking about me.
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  Speaker 2: You even had like a solid minute. Man, I did
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  Speaker 2: too something.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm like, I don't you want me to come
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  Speaker 3: back to you? What about the trash thing? There's a
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  Speaker 3: trash thing. Oh my gosh, there's like this thing going
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  Speaker 3: on right now.
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  Speaker 7: We're these boats right they're going through and they've got
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  Speaker 7: a two kilometer line attached to him in this giant
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  Speaker 7: underwater net and they've been lecting all the floatable plastics
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  Speaker 7: and stuff in the ocean. And they say, by twenty
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  Speaker 7: forty eight, twenty forty eight are gonna be able to
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  Speaker 7: get ninety five percent of the plastics that we put
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  Speaker 7: into the oceans out of there just by using this technology.
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  Speaker 7: It's really freaking cool how they do it. It's it's really
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  Speaker 7: neat to watch.
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  Speaker 3: So check that out. Yeay Earth interesting Also, Yeah, go Pluto.
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  Speaker 3: People know why Earth Day's coming up.
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  Speaker 7: And I'm not gonna fucking throw shade at Pluto because
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  Speaker 7: some people are assholes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well, thank you for that well so much. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: and now onto our guests. I made you go second
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  Speaker 2: so I could give you some time to come up
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  Speaker 2: with something if you didn't already have one. Uh, I
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  Speaker 2: guess we'll start with CJ DJ's an't that's what's going on, buddy.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, it's great to have you back, dude. I love
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  Speaker 4: this part of the show. It's one of my friends.
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  Speaker 2: I love what is What is a surprising fact that
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  Speaker 2: you learned recently?
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  Speaker 4: So honestly, it's interesting because I literally just hard to see.
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  Speaker 4: I think it was yesterday or the day before that
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  Speaker 4: tornado alley has shifted north through the ecological changes it
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  Speaker 4: used to go through like Oklahoma. It's actually now unfortunately
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  Speaker 4: coming through my state. But it is you know, uh, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: which is great for me considering it starts like next week.
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  Speaker 4: But that's point tornado season. But yeah, no, but apparently
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  Speaker 4: the changes to the environment have actually shifted tornado alley
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  Speaker 4: further north in the United States over the last like
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  Speaker 4: fifteen years or something, in which I find to be
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  Speaker 4: a very interesting fact but also not terribly surprised about
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  Speaker 4: it either.
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  Speaker 3: So Canada, No, that's where it's going.
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  Speaker 2: It's going north.
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  Speaker 3: You got to go the other way to Florida.
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  Speaker 4: No, because then you hit you know.
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  Speaker 8: No, I don't want that bigger hurricanes. That's enough.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, all right, well, thank you to the trash
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  Speaker 2: pile of the Pacific.
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  Speaker 4: Said it that way.
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  Speaker 2: Throw the trash everywhere and have a start over it.
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  Speaker 4: By twenty eighty at this point, we'll get it cleaned up.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, Julie, Hi, welcome to the show.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: Do you have a surprising fact? No is an acceptable answer,
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  Speaker 2: I actually do.
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  Speaker 8: Okay, I just learned that octopuses have three hearts, and
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  Speaker 8: two of them stop while they're swimming.
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  Speaker 2: That I didn't know. I knew they had three hearts,
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  Speaker 2: but I didn't know two of them stuff when they swim.
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  Speaker 3: That's why why would be though crazy.
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  Speaker 2: I guess for like motor skills coordinations, because they only
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  Speaker 2: can't have blood pumping in multiple directions at once.
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  Speaker 7: Well they are just that for years, yes, sure, like yes.
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  Speaker 8: But they have ten tentacles.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it all work, and there's evidence to show
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  Speaker 5: that they all work independently of like the main brain,
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  Speaker 5: I just know.
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  Speaker 2: What to do.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's they are bi crazy. Yeah, it's I could
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  Speaker 3: go all day with.
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  Speaker 4: Those, with the sea, the ocean facts day between the
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  Speaker 4: I mean, God.
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  Speaker 5: Was like ungulates and mammals and for some reason, I'm
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  Speaker 5: all on his fish cake.
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  Speaker 2: And finally, I am your host Pencils Aaron. And the
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  Speaker 2: surprising fact that I learned is that last week apparently
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  Speaker 2: we got a massive influx of listeners from Vietnam.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, yes, that's interesting.
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  Speaker 2: Really interesting to me. So to all of our Vietnamese listeners,
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  Speaker 2: I'd just like to say, snow very nice and welcome,
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  Speaker 2: and I hope you enjoy the show. You I'm not
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  Speaker 2: sure why you're here, but I'm.
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  Speaker 3: Glad, thank you.
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  Speaker 2: That was all.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, because there was from multiple different locations.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was all over Vietnam, like city
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  Speaker 2: you've heard of. And then something you haven't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was awesome.
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  Speaker 2: I was just kind of mind blown staring at the figures, like.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we appreciate your dong.
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  Speaker 2: Hell, dong is the Vietnamese currency, so we don't.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, So does that mean that your patreon costs five dong?
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  Speaker 2: Like, I don't know how much.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know exchange it might be different.
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  Speaker 2: It might be more hard to say how much.
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  Speaker 4: Dog, And there they go.
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  Speaker 3: They're all gone, being Mike E W definitely worth the dong.
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  Speaker 2: This is Yeah, though, this is so thoroughly appropriate for
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  Speaker 2: our first game. I apologize speaking which. It's time for
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  Speaker 2: our games. We're gonna play three silly games. Each game
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  Speaker 2: is worth a certain amount of points. Every team wins
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  Speaker 2: gets nothing of value. It's all for fun, but hopefully
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  Speaker 2: we have a good time. Game one is called have
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  Speaker 2: I Got Absurd News for you? I have three news
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  Speaker 2: stories here, and all our players have to do is
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  Speaker 2: tell me which one of these stories I consider to
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  Speaker 2: be the most absurd news story of the week. Whichever
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  Speaker 2: team gets this CRT, or if neither team does, whichever
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  Speaker 2: gets the second most absurd story will win the game
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  Speaker 2: and earn one episode point. So let's get start. We're
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  Speaker 2: gonna go over each story individually, and then once we've
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  Speaker 2: covered all three, we'll go back and teams will make
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  Speaker 2: their decisions. So first up is this story. Yes, bizarre
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  Speaker 2: epidemic of penis theft leads to multiple arrests in Tanzania. Yes,
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  Speaker 2: Tanzania is experiencing a bizarre epidemic of genitalia thievery. But
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  Speaker 2: the people getting arrested are not the not the supposed thieves,
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  Speaker 2: but the big ms. So in multiple cases, men have
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  Speaker 2: been claiming to lose their penises due to black magic
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  Speaker 2: used by their enemies, and then using this claim as
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  Speaker 2: a pretext, they are inciting mob violence against the alleged perpetrator.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think there's any amount of money somebody could
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  Speaker 3: give me to do that.
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  Speaker 2: These penis protecting vigilantes have then beaten people, smashed their houses,
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  Speaker 2: stolen their property, and in one case murdered someone. Oh
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  Speaker 2: shoot after unfounded genital theft claims, So Tanzania's government has
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  Speaker 2: been forced to issue a public warning against penis theft fraud.
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  Speaker 7: I believe you have to present me the penis first
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  Speaker 7: to make sure this matches your wound.
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  Speaker 4: You're a liar, You're a liar, to ask a question here,
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  Speaker 4: No you can.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if I can answer it fair enough.
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  Speaker 4: So these people are still walking around with their genitalia
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  Speaker 4: despite the fact that they claim it's gone, Like there's
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  Speaker 4: if you photographed this person, they would still have a
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  Speaker 4: penis on their bodies.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I guess, so I don't know if they're
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  Speaker 2: wandering around showing or maybe the people doing this have
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  Speaker 2: micro penises to begin with.
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  Speaker 4: Because you said presumab to six inches, because you said's.
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  Speaker 2: Gone, this must be black magic.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I was just wondering, you presume theft so
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  Speaker 4: like that that you know, like it it's hard to prove,
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  Speaker 4: you know, unless there's actual missing genitalia, like.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, these these I mean, the theft part of
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  Speaker 2: the case is not what's being brought before.
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  Speaker 4: Like I get that towards.
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  Speaker 8: I think the rioting is the issue, not the.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like, writing without cause is definitely wrong. But
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  Speaker 4: if you're getting I mean, if someone stole my penis,
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  Speaker 4: I think i'd rite. I'm not gonna lie.
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  Speaker 5: Because my first thought was like, oh my god, they
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  Speaker 5: have like just people are just getting castrated. Yeah anything
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  Speaker 5: until now and now it's like no, it's it seems
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  Speaker 5: it was more like a mass castration, and now it
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  Speaker 5: seems more like a really bad TikTok trend.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the minister in the Tanzanian government has dismissed this
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  Speaker 2: superstition as nonsense and warned of serious punishment against anyone
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  Speaker 2: claiming that their banana has been stolen.
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  Speaker 4: So that is that officially how he phrased it, Because
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  Speaker 4: that's amazing. If it is, no, it's okay, that.
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  Speaker 3: Is I'm going to say that's one. There's a hidden
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  Speaker 3: game here.
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  Speaker 5: I didn't I didn't think they'd be able to find
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  Speaker 5: an updated version of the Boy who Cried Wolf. But
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  Speaker 5: I think we found the updated version of the Boy
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  Speaker 5: who Cried Wolf. Oh, the man who cried lost penis.
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  Speaker 8: Penis?
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's crazy, man. You're right, that is absurd.
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  Speaker 5: And now you're gonna get arrested.
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  Speaker 3: And if they lose their penis.
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  Speaker 2: They're fucked. Alright, anything else to say before we move
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  Speaker 2: on to story number two? All right, we're good, all right?
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  Speaker 2: Story number two. VW Beatle found suspended from Canadian.
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  Speaker 3: Cliff is all loud there anymore?
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  Speaker 2: In late March, a bright red VW Beatle mysteriously appeared
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  Speaker 2: on a cliff known as a popular rock climbing destination
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  Speaker 2: near Squamish, British Columbia, and it took some time, but
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  Speaker 2: eventually a group of engineering students from the University of
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  Speaker 2: British Columbia claimed responsibility for the stunt. Well, they got
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  Speaker 2: their media attention and probably could give each other high
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  Speaker 2: fives for a nation successfully pranked, but the students had
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  Speaker 2: no intention of taking the car down afterward. Oh so,
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  Speaker 2: local authorities are upset because they had to spend money
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  Speaker 2: to get the potentially dangerous car, which was just suspended
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  Speaker 2: by cables back on solid ground. Rock climbers got angry
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  Speaker 2: because their favorite climbing spot got shut down, and the
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  Speaker 2: local First Nations were pissed because the students desecrated a
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  Speaker 2: sacred rock formation.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah okay, then I could see that being an issue. Damn,
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  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, that's kind of fucked up.
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  Speaker 7: Like they should have taken it down after the frank
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  Speaker 7: was done, Like they should have been like okay, now
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  Speaker 7: we I mean dismantle it, yeah, right, like the.
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  Speaker 2: Damaging any our senior prank in high school. They literally
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  Speaker 2: took up toilet and put it on home plate on
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  Speaker 2: the baseball field. That was it. And literally the the
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  Speaker 2: the administration said haha, very funny, now please clean it up,
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  Speaker 2: and the students cleaned it up like that was all
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  Speaker 2: there was to it, you know, they just they just
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  Speaker 2: took care of the mess and you know, oh god,
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  Speaker 2: you know, very funny, but let's clean it up.
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  Speaker 8: Now.
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  Speaker 3: The adults know our school.
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  Speaker 5: Because there's so many farmers in the area, they all
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  Speaker 5: rolled their tractors in.
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  Speaker 8: Fair I imagine they could like find them or something, though when't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'd assume that they could probably.
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  Speaker 3: Dismantle it and then just find all the kids.
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  Speaker 8: Fun yeah, like just find them for vandalism or whatever.
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  Speaker 3: Like here's your five hundred dollars ticket or whatever it cost.
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  Speaker 4: I think it'll be littering before vandalism technically, wasn't it.
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  Speaker 3: I mean they brought it there.
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  Speaker 2: According to the British Columbia Parks the car posed a
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  Speaker 2: serious public safety threat. It wasn't attached to the cliff
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  Speaker 2: and anyway besides the cables, so a strong storm could
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  Speaker 2: have caused it to swing around like a pendulum.
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  Speaker 5: Oh gee, so they could get in trouble for danger man,
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  Speaker 5: and if the cables were to break, the call could
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  Speaker 5: fall onto a busy highway below.
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  Speaker 3: Why would you dangle it over a high way?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, now that's actual, like premeditated ship.
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  Speaker 3: They're actually super villains.
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  Speaker 7: This whole thing is a supervillain employ.
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  Speaker 5: My mind was, okay, this is like a middle of
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  Speaker 5: like some national park thing, yeah, woodland area or whatever.
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  Speaker 5: I'm like, Okay, it's out of the way, it's in
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  Speaker 5: protected land. It's kind of stupid. Why would you do that?
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  Speaker 5: Pay the fine, help them get it down whatever. No,
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  Speaker 5: you put it over a fucking highway that people use.
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  Speaker 3: You are trying to kill someone.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that takes it. That's a whole notch up from
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  Speaker 4: like throwing over.
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  Speaker 2: Rank.
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  Speaker 3: That is straight up a trap you're setting.
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  Speaker 8: That's like a Despicable Me episode.
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  Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait was it coyoting to catch a road runner?
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  Speaker 4: That that feels like a roadrunner traps?
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  Speaker 5: See if they would have spray paid ACMEA on the car,
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  Speaker 5: then it would have been a funnier brank Yeah, I
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  Speaker 5: would have been.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's now it's almost murdered. It's so I just
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  Speaker 2: took a deeper look. And these engineering students have done
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  Speaker 2: this before.
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  Speaker 3: The same thing.
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  Speaker 2: They've been doing it since the early nineteen eighties. The
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  Speaker 2: most famous undertaking is when they suspended a similarly red
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  Speaker 2: BW beetle with the letter E on it off the
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  Speaker 2: Golden gate Bridge in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 4: What mm hmm, what is it with the beatle? Like,
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  Speaker 4: why is it?
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  Speaker 7: Oh, it's because the way the engine is how you
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  Speaker 7: have it, Caesar suspects the engine in the bottom of
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  Speaker 7: it counterbalance. Yeah, because the front still has the hard frames.
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  Speaker 7: You can still suspend from the top.
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  Speaker 2: Where is this engineering knowledge coming from?
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  Speaker 4: You did work on tanks in the Air Force, I
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  Speaker 4: mean ship, I mean.
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  Speaker 3: Tanks and Air Force.
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  Speaker 4: I made tanks five I thought I thought you did.
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  Speaker 4: I thought you I thought that it was like some
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: kind of like crossover sit that you were doing. Like
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  Speaker 4: I remember you said.
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  Speaker 7: You worked on I worked on machines. I worked on
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  Speaker 7: aircraft and stuff AFT.
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  Speaker 4: I thought it was for some reason, like my.
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  Speaker 3: Bro can truck all the time aircraft to me.
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  Speaker 4: To me, it didn't make sense either. But I can
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  Speaker 4: see them like contracting with the Air Force to fix.
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  Speaker 3: Truck mechanics. He was he was jets and.
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  Speaker 4: Fair enough.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, well you're out a tank. Why get off the ground.
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  Speaker 3: I can't get an eight miles an hour.
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  Speaker 4: Why won't this take fly?
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  Speaker 2: All right, let's move on to story number three. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: TikTok psychic suspended sentenced to pay ten million dollars to
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  Speaker 2: a woman they accused of murder.
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  Speaker 4: What the hell say that again?
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  Speaker 8: So?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is fascinating.
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  Speaker 3: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: So once again TikTok psychic sentence to pay ten million
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  Speaker 2: dollars to innocent women she claimed was a murderer.
• 18:57
  Speaker 7: Oh, not blasphemy, No, it was false accusation.
• 19:05
  Speaker 4: Assume he's going against God? There god speaking.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Of going against God.
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: Accusition is accusing you against going against God.
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: This is going against God. In twenty twenty two, four
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: University of Idaho students were killed in what has become
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: known very literally as the twenty twenty two University of
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: Idaho murders. A home invader brutally stabbed the house sharing
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: students to death, but inexplicably left two of the housemates alive.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Now soon after the killings, a social media psychic from Texas,
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: Ashley Gillard or Guillard I'm not sure to pronounce that,
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: posted on TikTok that she had cracked the case. She
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: made multiple posts accusing Rebecca's go field a history professor
• 20:01
  Speaker 2: at the u of I I've heard of this, Yeah,
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: masterminding the murders to conceal a supposed relationship with one
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: of the students.
• 20:11
  Speaker 7: What was the relationship with one of the students.
• 20:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm invested.
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: I mean, gar figured this all out. They used a
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: reliable source. They consulted the Tarot gods. The Darot cod
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: said she did it. And things took an awkward turn
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: when the cops arrested someone else, a gentleman named Brian
• 20:33
  Speaker 2: Coberger who who admitted Guilder, who confessed to the murders
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: in late twenty twenty five.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: But could he have done it though?
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: I think so.
• 20:47
  Speaker 7: Okay, there's a story here man and that, and they
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: didn't get to the bottom line.
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: I confessed to the murder.
• 20:56
  Speaker 5: No, I don't think you did it.
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: I think you're lying.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, back out there, Yeah, you're.
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: Covering for this, Rebecca lady.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah.
• 21:07
  Speaker 2: The two the two who survived, actually saw him, but
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: they were too drunk to understand what was happening at
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: the time. But thankfully he didn't finish the job. He
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: just left. And so, however, let's talk about Rebecca Schofield, now,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: who had to deal with all these accusations. Yeah, probably
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: a ton of hate mail and other things. She sued
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Guillard the psychic.
• 21:36
  Speaker 5: Naturally, you're right, and the psychic didn't see that coming.
• 21:40
  Speaker 8: Come on, ter cards did not divulge that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: The judge is going to make you pay ten million
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: for the things you said earlier. Sorry about that. So yeah,
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: the judge ordered her to pay ten million dollars in compensation. Now,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Guillard has appealed to the courts to have the verdict
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: against her thrown out. She claims the whole case is
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: fraudulent and wishes everyone could just move on.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: I wonder why the thing is she.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: Didn't back down, like when Coberger was arrested. She continued
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: to insist that he had done it at Schofield's orders.
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Like like, she's just not letting it go. And now
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: that she's been forced to pay ten million, now she's like,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: oh wait, just go.
• 22:32
  Speaker 4: So she's claiming she's claiming that this other woman basically
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: hired him as a hit man, so he actually did
• 22:37
  Speaker 4: the killing. She's manipulated whatever or whatever.
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, she because those four kids that they got murdered,
• 22:45
  Speaker 7: they are always in a library, making so much fucking
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: noise and they just couldn't handle it anymore.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: So so she had she had Schofield.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: History profession, history library, same thing. There's fucking books.
• 22:57
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 22:57
  Speaker 2: They were repeating too much history and she was tired
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: of it.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, history is dumb.
• 23:03
  Speaker 4: It was a lot. So it was in the library
• 23:05
  Speaker 4: with the wrench.
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately it was in the living room with the knife.
• 23:11
  Speaker 6: Well yeah, but you know it's hard. You can always
• 23:19
  Speaker 6: have your palm rade.
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: I guess, I guess that's just pretty right after that.
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: You know, it's messed up because my dad.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: Did that, because it was covered in blood smoke.
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: But he's never been like accused.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: Anyone would be like, yeah, you're gonna murder someone, because
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: that's not how that works.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: You can't find that out that way.
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: Last night checked, that's not how that works. So all right,
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: So we have our three news stories still connect five.
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: I'll just briefly go over one by one. Story Number one,
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: bizarre epidemic of penis theft leads to multiple arrests in Tanzania.
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: Sorry VW. Beatle found suspended from a Canadian cliff, and
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: finally TikTok's like extentenced to pay ten million dollars to
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: women that they accused of murder. Now, as you are
• 24:00
  Speaker 2: our guests, and as Julia's never played before, I'm gonna
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: let you guys discuss and decide which you think is
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: the most absurd story of the week.
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: All right, Jules what? I have my thoughts, but I
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: want to know what you're thinking, as since you're there,
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: you're the more rational thinker of the two of us.
• 24:20
  Speaker 8: I think my thought would be the Penis theft first,
• 24:25
  Speaker 8: the Tarot second, and obviously.
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we only have to pick the the one that's
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: the most absurd to Aaron, And honestly, I was leaning
• 24:32
  Speaker 4: the penis one myself until he got into the nitty
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: gritty of the psychic one. And now, I, knowing Aaron
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: a little bit better than you, I'm leaning I'm really
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: torn between the two because it could go either way
• 24:44
  Speaker 4: because I think, while I know I think that Aaron
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: would have some level of belief in psychicism, I don't
• 24:50
  Speaker 4: think he's gonna go as far as to buy this
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: fucking story. But I'm still leaning Penis theft. Too much
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: of a pause there.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: I know I'm.
• 25:05
  Speaker 8: Only leaning towards Penis Theft because there's literally nothing to
• 25:10
  Speaker 8: gain out of that other than public chaos, right, Like
• 25:14
  Speaker 8: that's literally it.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: Like the tricky part is we have to figure out
• 25:18
  Speaker 4: what Aaron thinks is the most absurd, not what the
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: rest of the world thinks is absurd.
• 25:22
  Speaker 8: And I.
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: Before the show which one I thought, right?
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: So I could see I could see him leaning towards
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: the psychic thing. But I'm I'm so, I'm still really
• 25:33
  Speaker 4: kind of torn on this. But if if you really
• 25:36
  Speaker 4: think it's the Penis Theft, then I'm back your play
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: on that because I don't disagree necessarily. Do we want
• 25:42
  Speaker 4: to make that our final answer for our vote?
• 25:45
  Speaker 8: Sure?
• 25:46
  Speaker 4: Okay, so the first story, Aaron is our vote for you.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Penis Theft goes to c J and Julie See and Augie.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: You get to pick from the remaining too, Which one
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: of those do you think?
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Well, I'm pretty sure it probably was.
• 26:02
  Speaker 5: The Canadian engineers who hate the Beatles constantly hanging the
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Beatles from the bridge to some poor Native American land
• 26:13
  Speaker 5: and then over a fucking highway, a bunch of psychos.
• 26:16
  Speaker 5: But in all those stories, no one actually got hurt, so.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: That part's good. So you think it's the Beatles? Yeah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: what's the last one again.
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the TikToker, the Psychic Detective.
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's so bizarre.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: I just think that's just karma coming back and biting
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: somebody who deserves to get bit.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, the bizarre of the fact.
• 26:36
  Speaker 7: Think that that Beatles suspension thing happened so many multiple
• 26:40
  Speaker 7: times and nobody's been arrested for it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: That's what's surprising to me.
• 26:44
  Speaker 7: So actually I'm gonna I'm gonna agree with you, but
• 26:47
  Speaker 7: for a different reason.
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, well let's see you guys are going with b
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: W Beatles. Yeah, all right, Well that will give the
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: point to Cjon because they absolutely got it right. The
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: penis theft was was just caught me by this, Like
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: the headline alone gave me whiplash. I was like what yeah,
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: and then I read it and it got worse. I'm like,
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: what the fuck? Like it just endless amount of WTF
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: in that story. The TikTok Psychic I mean as far
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: as psychic, I mean, there's a game called Psychic Detective.
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: It's it's a hilariously bad FMB game that I do
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: actually enjoy. But the reality is, no, don't know this.
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: This is an influencer literally trying to jail and it
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: could have really caused some really negative, you know things.
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: It is absurd, but nowhere near as the penis thievery.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: And then finally the VW beetle would be last again
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: because yeah, it's it's weird, but it's not.
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: And honestly, Aaron, you didn't know about the multiple instances
• 27:53
  Speaker 4: until just now. If I heard no, no, I didn't.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: Now even if I had, it wouldn't have changed anything.
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: In fact, it would have made it less absurd, you know. True. Yeah,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: I'm likely they've done it before. Okay, so this should
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: not be unexpected in any of that. That is one
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: point to see j Julie there as far as the
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: current goes, But we'll see. When we come back. We're
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: going to play Game two, which is worth two episode points,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: and we're gonna play that game right after this.
• 28:28
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• 28:31
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• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Hey man, welcome back. It's time for game two. Game
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: two is going to be Pitch Me Baby one more time.
• 29:44
  Speaker 2: I'm going to give our players a circumstance and a
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: pop culture, you know, sort of situation in which to
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: pitch me, and whichever pitch I like the most will
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: win the game and earn two episode points for their team.
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: April nineteenth is the thirtieth anniversary of the Metal Slug
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: series of video games, and for those who don't know,
• 30:04
  Speaker 2: Metal Slug was basically the neo geo's answer to Contra.
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: It basically took the side scrolling run and gun gameplay
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: and toned the seriousness way down. Not that Contra was
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: an uber serious indictment about the glorification of war, but
• 30:18
  Speaker 2: it really made things much more cartoony, and it wound
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: up being one of S and K's most popular series,
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: with a ton of sequels and spin offs since then.
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: So I like the idea of making that money. It's
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: so my question to you, as a CEO and owner
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: of does not incorporate it. What media would you take
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: and reinvent it to make it more lighthearted and comical.
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: What games, genre, movie, TV series or books are just
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: too serious for their own good and would benefit from
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: being more zany and cartoony. Best Pitch wins and earns
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: two episode points for Team Steevie and Augie. You guys
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: lost the last game, so you have the choice do
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: you want to go first? Or do you want to
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: make CJ and Julie go first.
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: I'm ready to go.
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Do you want to go first?
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's do it.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: You guys are going first. In that case, which one
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: of you wants to go first? Of the two of you?
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: I mean we both got great ones.
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: You.
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: I mean it just not you. Yeah, I'll let you
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: take the point. I'll just have the fun on. Yeah, yeah,
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: I hits out of the way.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, fair enough. Stevie's going first. Stevie, when
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: you're ready, pitch me.
• 31:28
  Speaker 11: Ladies and gentlemen. The idea I'm about to bring up
• 31:33
  Speaker 11: before you is something that's never been done before, but
• 31:37
  Speaker 11: definitely needs to be done and will make us millions.
• 31:43
  Speaker 7: This is Schindler's best hits list on Broadway. We take
• 31:52
  Speaker 7: the musical hits out of Chindler's list quotes.
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: It says, whoever saves one.
• 32:01
  Speaker 7: Life saves the world entire and you can just bust
• 32:04
  Speaker 7: in the song there right. All the music has done
• 32:07
  Speaker 7: by Linn Man, Miranda, Manuel Miranda, and Liam Neeson still
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: plays his same role as Schindler like he did in
• 32:17
  Speaker 7: the movie Oh My God, but instead of taking the
• 32:22
  Speaker 7: Jewish people to work in the war factories of World
• 32:25
  Speaker 7: War two to keep them from Adolf Hitler, Hitler's Nazis,
• 32:33
  Speaker 7: Schindler has everyone working in a candy store and they're
• 32:37
  Speaker 7: trying to hide from the evil dictator leader dandoff sphincter
• 32:42
  Speaker 7: that wants to take all the sweet sweets jewish candy
• 32:46
  Speaker 7: away from everybody.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Wow.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: I feel like he added that after the first thought.
• 32:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no.
• 32:53
  Speaker 7: No no, it was all there at the end, the
• 32:55
  Speaker 7: beginning was there at the end. So the musical, yeah,
• 33:01
  Speaker 7: shin there's hit list effectively, Yeah, they just sing all
• 33:04
  Speaker 7: the best ones.
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Manotes, Oh my god.
• 33:07
  Speaker 7: Okay, and you already have like like yeah, Liam Neeson, man,
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: he's already he's a veteran at this, he already knows
• 33:13
  Speaker 7: he's done the whole thing.
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: He knows that list front and back.
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: Save your team.
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: I think I can and you know what, I not
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: only think I can save our team, I think I
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: can also save you money in this because my proposal
• 33:27
  Speaker 5: is that we do saw right, Okay, I saw as
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: we know it. It'll still be everything in saying be
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: for bet everything, but with puppets as the victims. It
• 33:39
  Speaker 5: will still be Kramer, a guy, and Jigsaw, but everybody else.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: Will be puppets.
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: Could you imagine I want.
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: To play a game?
• 33:49
  Speaker 12: Yeah, still going through the whole nine yards, you know,
• 33:56
  Speaker 12: him still giving off the same spiel like tell me,
• 33:59
  Speaker 12: do you know a boil a frog and you just
• 34:01
  Speaker 12: have Kermit the frog.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: Like oh, good grief, because the worst kermit.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: I know, I'm not good.
• 34:07
  Speaker 8: I practice that one and.
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Still could not get it. But like it.
• 34:13
  Speaker 5: I feel it works really well because again you don't
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: have to change anything. And it turns into this like
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: really bad torture porn to this comedic like there's no blood,
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: it's all stuffing and like you can imagine like like say,
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: like a puppet's like getting dragged into like a saw
• 34:29
  Speaker 5: blade or whatever. And then and you hear like the
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: cartoonist scream like at the end of fucking who framed
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: Roger Rabbit with crist Of Like, oh my god, it's
• 34:40
  Speaker 5: like flailing around.
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: Have mercy, Okay.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: I hope for Aggies.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Would would you change the name? Would it be seen?
• 34:50
  Speaker 5: It would be seen, it would eat No, it had
• 34:54
  Speaker 5: to be like a play on the puppet thing like
• 34:56
  Speaker 5: seam or something.
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: Sam seam seam. Oh my god, that's good.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: I like that. Oh mercy okay, wild all right? See
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: and Julie, which one of you would like to go first?
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Of the two of you and the schools mind's not
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: going to win, so we do we want to maybe
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: save yours for the end, so we have a shot at.
• 35:18
  Speaker 8: This or I'm not sure ours will either.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: You you go ahead, Okay, So I'm going for for Zany,
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: but not in that fun way. I'm actually kind of
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: following Augie's train of thought a little bit in terms
• 35:32
  Speaker 4: of uh, you know. So, so, mister Didney, I have
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: this proposal for you. Shout out gate levers, but I
• 35:41
  Speaker 4: wanted to Uh, I'm proposing a crossover between seven and
• 35:45
  Speaker 4: snow Waiting the Seven Dwarfs, where you have.
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: Snow White and Seven.
• 35:52
  Speaker 4: Yes, essentially, and you have you have the seven Dwarfs
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: killed by a White in the Seven Deadly Sins, but
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: you find out that she is actually being puppet mastered
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: by Donald who is playing Kevin Spacey's character whose name
• 36:10
  Speaker 4: escapes me at the moment, but by Donald Doc who's
• 36:13
  Speaker 4: playing uh, Kevin Spacey's character again forgetting his name at
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: the moment. But yes, and your your two detectives would
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: be uh uh Mickey and Pluto, because that would be
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: that would be it, you know, but Pluto. Here's the
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: interesting twist on that Pluto would be the Morgan Freeman character,
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: not the Brad Pitt character, So it would be Mickey
• 36:35
  Speaker 4: at the end screaming what's in the box, then it
• 36:37
  Speaker 4: would end up being one of the Dwarf's heads. So
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: I think I think I was not going to attempt
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: to do an impression. I'lla agi. There he did. He
• 36:49
  Speaker 4: was braver than I. But yes, so.
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: Is not the word i'd use.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: But yes, I'm thinking since snow snow whites have and
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: would be the way to go with.
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: And that's good. That's good, that's really cool.
• 37:07
  Speaker 4: I wouldn't call that the cartoony. It's it's but I
• 37:11
  Speaker 4: don't know about cartoony.
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: Is it a cartoon or is it live action?
• 37:15
  Speaker 2: I think you I think you live action Mickey and Pluto.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: I think you got I think I think you go.
• 37:21
  Speaker 4: I think you go all over Roger Rabbit. Yeah, I
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: think you do.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: I think you have, like Arnold Palmer, this ship.
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: I got you.
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, so that's that's what I say.
• 37:32
  Speaker 2: Wild Okay, yeah, yeah, I can see that, all right.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I mean, these are really good pitches. I mean I
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: was joking about yours, Stev, but these have been really good.
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: I was joking to.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Joel's Julie can similarly blow my mind. Do you have
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: a great pitch for me?
• 37:52
  Speaker 8: Well, I will say, okay, it's fine. So My thought is, uh,
• 38:00
  Speaker 8: Game of Thrones. I think they big huge drama if
• 38:07
  Speaker 8: we take it and make it into like CGI kind
• 38:13
  Speaker 8: of uh stuff where you uh, like the dragons when
• 38:18
  Speaker 8: they go into battle, they just kind of stop short
• 38:22
  Speaker 8: and go, I need a treat or I'm not finishing
• 38:24
  Speaker 8: this expedition kind of thing. And then at like the
• 38:32
  Speaker 8: end when you know, you know the scene where John
• 38:35
  Speaker 8: snow uh kills s Denaris at the end, instead it's
• 38:40
  Speaker 8: Tyrian and it's because they had a drunken party and
• 38:44
  Speaker 8: he they slept together and his penis was just too big, and.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: I love your ending better. I want your ending to
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: Vechan and let's give her to that other one and
• 38:55
  Speaker 3: sucked right, this is better.
• 38:58
  Speaker 5: I was thinking, like, what the dragon is stopping and talking.
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: To your Game of Thrones?
• 39:06
  Speaker 8: Of Thrones?
• 39:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, I like that, how to train your Game of Great.
• 39:14
  Speaker 8: Okay, I didn't think of that.
• 39:17
  Speaker 2: That's good.
• 39:18
  Speaker 8: That would be a good title.
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: That makes the There's anything I'm good at. It's coming
• 39:22
  Speaker 4: up with titles, all right.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: So now I have the hard part of picking which
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: one I like the best, and I also have to
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: think about it in which one is like the most marketable,
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Which one could we actually make a bunch of money on.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Also all all this is owned by b F Y
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: t W.
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: I mean I have not yes trademarks done.
• 39:47
  Speaker 4: I have not.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Oh man, I've not heard of a Game of Thrones
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: parody out, like like a full blown like Game of
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Thrones parody, like besides the.
• 40:01
  Speaker 8: I don't want to know.
• 40:01
  Speaker 2: I haven't seen the porn one. The only porn parody
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: I ever actually basically porn the only one I watched.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: It was awesome. It was actually surprisingly well written.
• 40:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: Tried to capture anyway. I think the one that genuinely
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: has the most potential but was also like the best
• 40:30
  Speaker 2: put together was Saw with puppets, Like I genuinely think
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: that would be hilarious, and I think that already with
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: time I have not seen. I mean they did like
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: the Happy Time Murders, which was gonna be a more dark,
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: darkly humorous but kind of issue with where puppets were
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: getting killed. But the muppets do Saw is such a
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: funny fucking idea in my brain. I cannot get that
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: out of my head, Like that's just hilarious to me.
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: So and you also like a lot of it worked
• 41:07
  Speaker 2: out so I'm gonna give that one to Augie. So
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: it is two points to Stevie and Augie, meaning they
• 41:12
  Speaker 2: are currently in the lead two points to one Overseas
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: and Jewelry. But we have game three to play. Game
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: three is worth three episode points and we're gonna play
• 41:21
  Speaker 2: that game right after this. Hey man, welcome back. It's
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: time for game three. Game three is gonna be the
• 41:46
  Speaker 2: cost is correct. I have three items that recently sold
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: on auction, and all our players have to do is
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: a bit as close as they can to the final
• 41:56
  Speaker 2: auction price without going over. First player to win to well,
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: first team to win two listings wins the game and
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: gets three episode points.
• 42:06
  Speaker 6: Uh.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: And because there are four players, we are doing full
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: contestants alley rules. Let's say keep it distinct, so each
• 42:14
  Speaker 2: play one bid and one bid only. So CJ and Julie,
• 42:20
  Speaker 2: you guys lost the last game, so you have the
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: choice do you want to bid first or do you
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: want to make Steman Augie bid first. Well, in mind
• 42:29
  Speaker 2: that the players are going to shuffle back and forth
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: between teams, so you will not be bidding consecutively.
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: Gotcha, gotcha, Jules? What do you think I'm feel like?
• 42:39
  Speaker 4: I feel like we should make them go first. But
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: that's my my. That way, we we have a way
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: to kind of.
• 42:44
  Speaker 8: That way, we have a back backboard of what we can.
• 42:48
  Speaker 4: Right, and I think we would end up with if
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: I'm doing the math way, we'd end up with the
• 42:51
  Speaker 4: last bid, which is of the entire to think. So
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: I think that would be beneficial.
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: For the first. For the first, itam at least it's
• 42:57
  Speaker 2: gonna shuffle, but.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: Stevie the last. Sorry, nothing, you know that?
• 43:06
  Speaker 2: Okay? Stevi and Augy, which one of you two wants
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: to go first? Oh?
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: You go first?
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: All right, Stevie is gonna go first. So I'll say
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: after Stevie it will be Julie, and then after Julie
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: it'll be Augie, and then after Augie'll be CJ. So
• 43:20
  Speaker 2: it'll be in that order and we'll just rotate as
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: we go along. Stevie is first, Julie second, Augie's third. Last.
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: Let's do this thing.
• 43:29
  Speaker 2: Our first item up forbids is this beautiful penis pendant.
• 43:34
  Speaker 2: This fourteen carrot yellow gold cock penis pendant is a
• 43:39
  Speaker 2: unique and bold statement piece that is perfect for celebrating
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: a birthday. Made in the United states. This pendant features
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: a detailed design of a cock in yellow gold, making
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: it a standout accessory. The charm style pendant does not
• 43:57
  Speaker 2: feature any stones, making it a versatile piece. Can be
• 44:00
  Speaker 2: worn for various occasions, and this listing can be yours.
• 44:04
  Speaker 2: If the cost is correct.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: That's out the gate.
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: I love it all right, Stevie. Whenever you're ready, start
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: us off.
• 44:13
  Speaker 7: Give me a bid, he said, a solid gold correct,
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: it is solid golden carrot, fourteen carrot solid gold. Did
• 44:22
  Speaker 7: you have that, Bristley go to How about three point
• 44:26
  Speaker 7: fifty three hundred.
• 44:28
  Speaker 2: And fifty dollars, says Stevie. Julie, what do you think?
• 44:34
  Speaker 8: Hmmm, I'm trying to think. I mean, it's a ridiculous item,
• 44:39
  Speaker 8: so it has to have a ridiculous price tag, doesn't
• 44:42
  Speaker 8: it exactly?
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: Very possible?
• 44:45
  Speaker 8: Sometimes I'm gonna go with.
• 44:54
  Speaker 2: One thousand dollars, one thousand even, says Julie. Augie, what
• 44:58
  Speaker 2: do you say?
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm dead. I'm gonna say.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: Twelve fifty twelve fifty, says Augie. And finally, c J.
• 45:15
  Speaker 4: Well, see, I think it's not being discussed here. And
• 45:17
  Speaker 4: I and unless, at least unless I missed it. But
• 45:20
  Speaker 4: because let's be real, size matters. How big is this cock?
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: I think there's some other people in the rooms with you.
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: From the pictures, I saw it's about that big, so.
• 45:33
  Speaker 4: So that's kind of tiny. So you gotta you know,
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: I mean no, I I like I like Julie's.
• 45:40
  Speaker 8: Log Maybe it was cold in the room.
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: It could have been, could have been.
• 45:46
  Speaker 6: I liked it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 3: It shrinks when it goes.
• 45:49
  Speaker 2: Down on the star.
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: I like Julie's logic here. But I also think that
• 45:58
  Speaker 4: I think that the ridiculous ss of the item will
• 46:01
  Speaker 4: make it so not people aren't gonna want it, so
• 46:04
  Speaker 4: the number is not gonna be very high, like the
• 46:06
  Speaker 4: bidding won't the auction won't get very far because not
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: many people are gonna actually bid on this thing. I'm
• 46:15
  Speaker 4: gonna go I'm gonna go low. I'm going to go
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: four fifty.
• 46:20
  Speaker 2: Four fifty c J. So our bids are Stevie with
• 46:25
  Speaker 2: three fifty, CJ with four fifty, Julie with one thousand,
• 46:28
  Speaker 2: and Augue with twelve fifty. The actual final auction price
• 46:32
  Speaker 2: of this cock penis Pendant two thousand, nine hundred and
• 46:37
  Speaker 2: ninety five dollars. Wow wins the first item for TV.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Can I borrow that next week for two grand? Damn?
• 46:48
  Speaker 8: All right, I should have said fifteen hundred, right right.
• 46:53
  Speaker 3: That's insane.
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: In any event, Our second item after bids is this
• 46:58
  Speaker 2: collectible sign a bit of cardboard. All four members of
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: the Red Hot Chili Peppers, including Anthony Ketis, Chad Smith, Flee,
• 47:07
  Speaker 2: and John Freschonte, have personally hand signed this in bold
• 47:11
  Speaker 2: black sharpie with amazing early written autographs. Anthony added a
• 47:15
  Speaker 2: hand drawn phallic picture on the back as seen in
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: scans and this signed penis sketch. Listing can be yours
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: if the cost is correct. And Julie, this time we
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: will start with you.
• 47:29
  Speaker 8: Well, I mean, Red Hot Chili Peppers are big deal.
• 47:36
  Speaker 3: It's pretty hot.
• 47:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, hm hmm.
• 47:47
  Speaker 4: Your time in South Florida hasn't gone away.
• 47:49
  Speaker 3: All the like, all four of them, all four of them. Hmm.
• 47:55
  Speaker 8: Yeah. I mean that's probably the part that's the more
• 48:00
  Speaker 8: impressive of the piece there. I'm trying to think. I mean,
• 48:10
  Speaker 8: I'm gonna go with fifteen hundred.
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: Fifteen hundred, says Julie. Augie. Hmmm, man, that is that's rough.
• 48:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just saying it's.
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's goes to a grand one thousand. Yeah,
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: all right, CJ.
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: Do we know if it's authenticated? The signatures doesn't say.
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: These signatures have been authenticated.
• 48:39
  Speaker 4: Okay. See, And and we've had I've played this game
• 48:43
  Speaker 4: enough with you guys that we've had signed ship before
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: it went for ridiculous number. So I'm gonna go real high.
• 48:49
  Speaker 4: I'm going high on this. I'm gonna go forty five hundred.
• 48:56
  Speaker 2: Forty five hundreds CJ.
• 48:59
  Speaker 7: And finally he didn't go as as I thought he
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: was going to six thousand dollars.
• 49:04
  Speaker 4: Whoaought I thought about going high. I thought about going
• 49:09
  Speaker 4: that high, and I didn't. Then I'm now kicking myself
• 49:11
  Speaker 4: that much.
• 49:13
  Speaker 2: You've all overbid. Please bid again, and bid lower than
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: one thousand dollars, starting with Julie red hot chili peppers.
• 49:24
  Speaker 8: Lower than one thousand dollars, okay, six.
• 49:27
  Speaker 2: Hundred, six hundred, says Julie.
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: Augie damn oh man.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: Okay, Well I might as well go low again, to
• 49:34
  Speaker 5: two hundred.
• 49:35
  Speaker 2: Two hundred, says Augie. C J.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Fuck it, one dollar?
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: What dollar?
• 49:44
  Speaker 8: Dollar?
• 49:45
  Speaker 2: Now? He goes one dollar would have paid off last time?
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: He steebee, I will go six six six.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Six hundred and sixty six, says Stevie. Credit seven of me.
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: The actual final auction price of this what is literally
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: just a signed piece of cardboard nine hundred and ninety
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: nine dollars. STEVIEE gets it aggy overbid by one dollar.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Last tie.
• 50:17
  Speaker 5: You know, I'd be less upset if it didn't happen
• 50:20
  Speaker 5: all the time.
• 50:22
  Speaker 2: Well, I've got bad news for CJ and Julie, But
• 50:24
  Speaker 2: well you might as well play this last one because
• 50:27
  Speaker 2: we're not going to use it for anything else. Our
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: final item up forbids is this historic fashion piece. Appearing
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: on the runway. In two thousand and three, The Eves
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: San Laurent reeve Gooche by Tom Ford featured this striking
• 50:42
  Speaker 2: black iron penis pendant. The pendant necklace was a shocking
• 50:46
  Speaker 2: accessory at the time and now secures itself as a
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: piece of controversial fashion history. And this listing can be
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: yours if the cost is correct. And this time we're
• 50:56
  Speaker 2: starting with Augie.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: This is fashion history.
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, fun really appeared in a show in an actual fashion.
• 51:02
  Speaker 7: It was insane as people would like sketch penises in
• 51:04
  Speaker 7: their books in school. And how much is it gonna
• 51:08
  Speaker 7: go for At the end of this is watch Watch.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: This is gonna be like one of the most phallic
• 51:11
  Speaker 5: episodes I've ever been on a.
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: By t W.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: Really, it explains the title that you shared smoke.
• 51:19
  Speaker 3: But I guess twelve hundred.
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: Twelve hundred, yeah, says Augie. Uh c J.
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: It seems right, but.
• 51:39
  Speaker 4: Alright, just fuck it. Twelve oh one, twelve.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Oh one, so CJ.
• 51:45
  Speaker 7: Stevie, Hmmm, I'm gonna go, man, you go hired him
• 51:52
  Speaker 7: by just want to piss him off.
• 51:53
  Speaker 3: Twelve oh two, fuck you. Watch Finally, Julie should be
• 52:01
  Speaker 3: like one dog.
• 52:03
  Speaker 8: I'm just gonna go really high just for ships and giggles.
• 52:07
  Speaker 8: Ten thousand dollars.
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, ten thousand dollars.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Very nice. So I love it. I love it.
• 52:14
  Speaker 2: I was really hoping you were gonna go twelve oh
• 52:16
  Speaker 2: three the actual the actual final auction price of this
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: black iron penis pendant two thousand dollars even, and once
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: again it goes to Stevie. They have won all three
• 52:32
  Speaker 2: you mean Stevie and Augie have won this game and
• 52:34
  Speaker 2: get three episode points.
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, points, we'll share them with you guys, though.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they have won this episode five points to one.
• 52:44
  Speaker 2: But they have offered a share.
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're all winners aways always. My mom always told me, well, we're.
• 52:52
  Speaker 8: Going by the theme all Wieners.
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, thank you so much for coming to Joy. Julie.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: I hope you guys had fun. Yeah, and we absolutely
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: happy to have you back once your podcast is up
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: and rolling, and maybe you'll have to invite us to
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: be on once or.
• 53:12
  Speaker 4: Twice, Oh for sure.
• 53:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 53:14
  Speaker 4: Really, we're really excited to get this thing back up
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: and running and it's it's gonna be uh really interesting
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: because for those of you that are listeners that have
• 53:22
  Speaker 4: heard me on Potesky with Rico, it was a movie
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: review show and I had a blast to an Origo
• 53:26
  Speaker 4: and we had a good time. But we kind of
• 53:28
  Speaker 4: knew what was coming. Maybe not knew a movie we
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: were gonna do, but you knew the general idea. We
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: were gonna review a movie, we're gonna talk about it
• 53:33
  Speaker 4: and be ridiculous about and that's what we did for
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: multiple hours at a shot. Julie, I literally don't know
• 53:38
  Speaker 4: what we're gonna be talking about at all, because that's
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: just what we do. Into what we do, we we
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: we come up with an idea and what we'll we'll
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: dive oult we'll you know, dive deep into the topic.
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: But I we don't have it's not a this is
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: movies every week or whatever it's gonna be. That's why
• 53:54
  Speaker 4: we're called running a hamster. We all because it could
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: go anywhere. Jules, do you have anything you want to
• 53:59
  Speaker 4: add today? Because I think you could probably be more
• 54:01
  Speaker 4: intellectual in your description.
• 54:06
  Speaker 8: At the moment. Probably not, but.
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: I understand you are on our show. I get it.
• 54:13
  Speaker 8: No, no, not you guys. Yeah, no, it's just we
• 54:20
  Speaker 8: When we started it way back in the day, years ago, Yeah,
• 54:27
  Speaker 8: it was. It was really a like fun thing to do.
• 54:31
  Speaker 8: We didn't really get too seriously into it right off
• 54:37
  Speaker 8: the bat. It was just we, you know, two people
• 54:41
  Speaker 8: having a conversation and we were like, we should record this.
• 54:44
  Speaker 8: It sounds like it would be fantastic.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: If I could interject for a second, spoke. It was
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: Kevin Smith's model. It was get your friends together recorded
• 54:51
  Speaker 4: and if you put it out, you put it out.
• 54:53
  Speaker 4: If you don't, you don't. It was legitimately the logic
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: behind it when we put it together first. Yeah exactly, yeah, yeah.
• 55:02
  Speaker 8: Yeah, So I mean we ran from uh, parenting advice
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: because I had had my kids at that time.
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: I didn't have them anymore. Just fucked off.
• 55:14
  Speaker 8: But yes, I I kicked them out of the house.
• 55:18
  Speaker 2: Genuinely thought you said they evolved and fucked off, and
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: I was like, what did you evolve on? The evolved in.
• 55:26
  Speaker 8: My children are pokemon?
• 55:27
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, incredible.
• 55:32
  Speaker 8: But I you know, I I actually we were uh
• 55:37
  Speaker 8: listened to one or two episodes uh together the other day,
• 55:41
  Speaker 8: and I was like, I think I remember the first
• 55:46
  Speaker 8: time I said I don't really like my voice like recorded,
• 55:53
  Speaker 8: and so I still stand by that, just.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: Us they we don't like your azl dog either.
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: I disagree, but to each.
• 56:04
  Speaker 5: I guess, oh.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: Listen, Okay, you can't argue with this.
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: I will argue you probably you have probably had the
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: sexiest voice of the three of you, if I'm being honest.
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: So I mean, thank you.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: What I actually meant to say was that I disagree
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: with Julie that she doesn't have a nice voice. I
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: think she does, but that's neither here nor there.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: Certainly better than mine, Aaron, that's for sure.
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: So I mean it'll make it worth listenings as well.
• 56:32
  Speaker 2: Exactly coming anyway, I'm so happy to have you. I
• 56:35
  Speaker 2: hope you guys had a great time.
• 56:36
  Speaker 8: Uh.
• 56:37
  Speaker 2: And we look forward to your your podcast when it
• 56:39
  Speaker 2: gets started. And I'm so excited for that. That's awesome.
• 56:42
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we're really excited. I think it'll be out with
• 56:44
  Speaker 4: the first episode of the first relaunched episode will be
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: out within the next month. Uh, just due to a
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: couple of technological things. So but we we have we
• 56:53
  Speaker 4: have wheels and no pun intended, but we have wheels
• 56:56
  Speaker 4: in place to get this thing going pretty quickly. So
• 56:58
  Speaker 4: we should be launching soon. And I have some of
• 57:01
  Speaker 4: the old contents. We may be dropping some of those
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: old episodes out again as well as as just I
• 57:08
  Speaker 4: don't know if I'll call bonus content or just all
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: archived episodes or whatever. But we have really do.
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: What Stevie does and just hang on to it. And
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: if there's a week when one of you is sick
• 57:16
  Speaker 2: and you can't do it or whatever, you just drop
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: one of those instead, exactly.
• 57:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: And and and the interesting part, without getting a jargon,
• 57:25
  Speaker 4: is I have all the wraw I don't have the
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: edited episodes. I have the raw one, so I'd actually
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: have to re edit them. So I and I'm much
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: better at it now than I was twelve years ago,
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: so I'll actually be able.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: To make it sound I did could.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: Basically. Yeah, yeah, I read it. I reactually in that
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: same in that same vein real quick, and I readd
• 57:44
  Speaker 4: our theme song like I re. I took the original
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: one and remastered it because I'm better at this now
• 57:50
  Speaker 4: than I was then. So that is cool. Yeah, we're
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  Speaker 4: very excited. So can look out for running the Hamster
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  Speaker 4: Wheel in your podcast ears sometime soon and next month
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  Speaker 4: or so.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, well that is going to be it from us.
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  Speaker 2: If you have a social media presence, where can people
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  Speaker 2: find you?
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  Speaker 8: I don't yet, honestly.
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  Speaker 2: The smartest one here, I.
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  Speaker 4: Mean if it helps her, I think I think her
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  Speaker 4: old pot and from when we did the show. I
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  Speaker 4: think Run to Julie is still exist. I think you
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  Speaker 4: just have to figure how to log into it, but
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  Speaker 4: it's still there.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean I don't really use Twitter to at all.
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  Speaker 2: Again again, a girl, well done. That's that's my goal
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  Speaker 2: in everyday life.
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  Speaker 1: Is not.
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  Speaker 2: that as soon as the car goes away, that is
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 2: going to be it from us and why.
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  Speaker 6: That's why.
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  Speaker 2: Awesome. Ordinarily at the end of the show, I forgot
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 2: to mention at the end of the show, we usually
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: say because fuck you, that's why altogether. But it's hard
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: to do over zoom because of internet lag, so we
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: typically don't do it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 4: So I stop. I stopped doing it with you guys
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 4: a long time ago.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 2: You can fix it. Oh really, all right, do we
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 2: want to do I'll do three two one and we'll
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 2: all say.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 4: No, I don't. I don't want to risk fucking this
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 4: thing up. Don't know. Just go with your normal things, please.
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 4: I don't want to be the reason that gets sucked up.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: You won't be, Okay, it's just the ending, he says.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 2: He says. He says that with Zoom, he can literally.
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: Line I can line up everybody's audio separate okay, yeah,
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 7: so don't worry about.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: Each of you is a separate line. There's no problem.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: Do we want to practice just real quick now?
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: I think I think we'll give it a shot.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: All right? In that case, I'll say three two one,
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: and then I'll go like this, and we all say, because,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: fuck you, that's why ready? Three two one? Why awesome?
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: That perfect?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Those are professional. You can go any time you want.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: Mm hmm