Latest / The Ben Maller Show / Hour 1 - A Winning Hand of Cards
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, it's our number one. Happy Tuesday.
- 0:05Speaker 1: It's the fourth day of November the Ben Malers Show.
- 0:08Speaker 1: We stayed up all night to give you a fresh pod,
- 0:11Speaker 1: fresh pod all night. Here in our number one we'll
- 0:15Speaker 1: talk about that Monday night game. What Cardinals looked pretty good?
- 0:18Speaker 1: Did they? Not very good team? But they looked good
- 0:20Speaker 1: last night? So what does that performance say about Brian
- 0:25Speaker 1: Schottenheimer and his Dallas Cowboys and the job he's doing
- 0:28Speaker 1: with the Cowboys were dominated by a low level NFL opponent. Also,
- 0:32Speaker 1: both ABC broadcasters Troy Aikman and Joe Buck said they
- 0:36Speaker 1: expect the Cardinals to stick with quarterback Jacoby Brissett. Is
- 0:40Speaker 1: this something or nothing? Also, can you decode what Jerry
- 0:45Speaker 1: Jones means when he says he likes the Cowboys nuts
- 0:48Speaker 1: and bolts despite a lousy performance. We'll talk about that
- 0:52Speaker 1: and more right now here. It is our number one,
- 0:58Speaker 1: holding a winning end of cards. Welcome in the beginning
- 1:05Speaker 1: of yet another night of the Ben Malord Show. We
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- 1:45Speaker 1: by the one and only Charlie in Dallas. Kid call
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- 2:26Speaker 1: I will play the hits. So we go deep in
- 2:29Speaker 1: the heart of Texas Jerry's world. How about him, Cowboy?
- 2:37Speaker 1: There was final game, Final Game Week nine on the
- 2:40Speaker 1: NFL card at the Jerry Jones fund Zone. I saw
- 2:44Speaker 1: former Fox Sports Radio morning personality there, stephen A was
- 2:48Speaker 1: hanging out with Jerry in the box. What's in the box?
- 2:51Speaker 1: A man in a pink suit? Anyway, So Trey McBride,
- 2:55Speaker 1: the Cardinals are so bad. Trey McBride was the headliner
- 2:58Speaker 1: coming into this game. Trey mc bride the tight end,
- 3:00Speaker 1: the Cardinals clown car rolling in to the Cowboys crib.
- 3:05Speaker 1: We'll match up there. Jerry Jones' favorite NFL team, and
- 3:09Speaker 1: it was on an island game. An island game. He
- 3:13Speaker 1: had Troy Aikman and Joe Buck on the call. Did
- 3:16Speaker 1: you watch? Were you checking this game out? Know? Maybe not? Well?
- 3:20Speaker 1: Back up quarterback Jacoby Brissett and he wasn't supposed to
- 3:23Speaker 1: play in this game at the beginning of the week.
- 3:24Speaker 1: It was going to be Kyler Murray, but the old
- 3:26Speaker 1: switcher route and so Brisette was in there. He threw
- 3:30Speaker 1: not one but two touchdowns and ran for a score
- 3:34Speaker 1: as Kyler alligator arms. Murray could not play a little
- 3:39Speaker 1: fella had a small injury foot injury, and the Cardinals.
- 3:43Speaker 1: The Cardinals a domination situation by Arizona's Dallas was never
- 3:49Speaker 1: really in this game. Twenty seven to seventeen, raising Arizona
- 3:55Speaker 1: as they get to win there a Monday night. The
- 3:56Speaker 1: Cardinals had a five game skider that came to an end.
- 4:01Speaker 1: There they snap the losing streak with a very comfortable win,
- 4:07Speaker 1: a very very comfortable win for the team from the
- 4:11Speaker 1: Grand Canyon State. Now Marvin Harrison Junior, who had been
- 4:16Speaker 1: a Jag, not a Jacksonville jack just a guy in
- 4:21Speaker 1: his brief NFL career, he had a breakout game, big
- 4:24Speaker 1: first half. The stat line was good, big first half.
- 4:26Speaker 1: Those seven catches, ninety six yards and a touchdown. There
- 4:29Speaker 1: was one play where he scored in the end zone
- 4:32Speaker 1: the touchdown there where he literally broke the ankles of
- 4:35Speaker 1: the cowboy defensive player there. Great highlight for him and
- 4:39Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett though. The headliner here he made the third
- 4:42Speaker 1: consecutive start there for the Cardinals. They get their third
- 4:45Speaker 1: win of the year, and they win for just the
- 4:48Speaker 1: second time. The statsmen going around the second time in
- 4:51Speaker 1: eighteen games without the little fella alligator Arms Murray, the
- 4:56Speaker 1: fun sized quarterback. And so the better story, though, is
- 5:00Speaker 1: in the losing locker room. The better stories in the
- 5:02Speaker 1: losing locker room. The Cowboys were not ready to play.
- 5:05Speaker 1: Does anyone disagree with that statement? The Cowboys were not
- 5:07Speaker 1: ready to play. I don't see anyone raising their hands,
- 5:11Speaker 1: so no one disagrees. Good good job by you not disagreeing.
- 5:13Speaker 1: So they weren't ready. They were shut out in the
- 5:16Speaker 1: first quarter. They had a promising drive that went could
- 5:20Speaker 1: put to start the game, and then that was it.
- 5:22Speaker 1: Fumbled by my count four times, lost a couple of
- 5:26Speaker 1: those fumbles. Dak Prescott in a helter skelter comeback situation,
- 5:31Speaker 1: had an interception, but didn't play all that well, did
- 5:34Speaker 1: not play all that well. Just a bad mess of
- 5:38Speaker 1: a game for the Dallas Cowboys. They're in the better
- 5:39Speaker 1: story on the losing side. So that is where we
- 5:41Speaker 1: will begin a good jumping off point. So let us
- 5:44Speaker 1: discuss the question, what does this performance with all eyes
- 5:50Speaker 1: of the football world on it, what does this performance
- 5:54Speaker 1: say about Brian Schottenheimer, Shaneie and his coaching run the
- 6:00Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys. So my thoughts on this, I've got slurpy, media, mafia,
- 6:06Speaker 1: and hot pocket, and we will combine all of these
- 6:10Speaker 1: things together and we are going to pig out point
- 6:15Speaker 1: point point. We're gonna pig out all right. So my
- 6:18Speaker 1: first thought on this A let's start with when you
- 6:22Speaker 1: take a look down. You get in the black Hawk helicopter,
- 6:26Speaker 1: not black Hawk down, the black Hawk helicopter, and you
- 6:29Speaker 1: go up in the sky and you look down and
- 6:32Speaker 1: you look around, look at the landscape there. What do
- 6:35Speaker 1: you see?
- 6:36Speaker 2: All right?
- 6:36Speaker 1: So here's what I see, okay, And I'm never wrong
- 6:39Speaker 1: about these things. I'm never wrong about these things. Same
- 6:42Speaker 1: old Cowboys, that's what I see, all right, Same old
- 6:45Speaker 1: over hyped, over decorated, under discipline mess. You've got George
- 6:50Speaker 1: Pickens taunting when the Cowboys are desperately trying to get
- 6:53Speaker 1: back in the game. But he's trying to get style points, man,
- 6:55Speaker 1: you gotta get style points. Undisciplined slop is what that was.
- 7:00Speaker 1: It just bad football, bad football personified. That's the epitome
- 7:04Speaker 1: of the Cowboys. And so you look at Schottennheimer's a
- 7:07Speaker 1: glorified seat filler, and the man's essentially house sitting, and
- 7:13Speaker 1: he's house sitting for the ghost of Mike McCarthy's fat
- 7:16Speaker 1: ass who got let go last year. And so it's
- 7:19Speaker 1: all just a placeholder, is what it is for the
- 7:22Speaker 1: Dallas Cowboys. I mean, the main problem is the defense.
- 7:25Speaker 1: For some reason, we have Schottenheimer talking about the offense,
- 7:28Speaker 1: but we'll play it because we have it. Here we go.
- 7:30Speaker 3: We got to play better offensively. We're better than you know,
- 7:34Speaker 3: ten points, which is all we scored. Great job by
- 7:36Speaker 3: Sam on the punt and block special teams, but for
- 7:39Speaker 3: us to score ten points offensively is not the standard,
- 7:42Speaker 3: and no one's happy about that.
- 7:44Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the people that better on the Cardinals are
- 7:47Speaker 1: very happy about that, So I don't know that no
- 7:48Speaker 1: one's happy about that. But you look at the Cardinals
- 7:50Speaker 1: and they're not evolving. This is mid season in the NFL.
- 7:54Speaker 1: We're now done with Week nine. They only play seventeen,
- 7:58Speaker 1: so it's actually a little bit past mid season in there.
- 8:00Speaker 1: There's no actual mid season. Eight and a half weeks
- 8:02Speaker 1: would be mid season. So the Cardinals and Cowboys played
- 8:05Speaker 1: the midway point as much as you can say. I
- 8:08Speaker 1: know some teams have had buys or whatever, so they're
- 8:11Speaker 1: just existing. The Dallas Cowboys every week. It's every game.
- 8:15Speaker 1: It's the five o'clock follies, blown coverages to the right,
- 8:20Speaker 1: mistackles to the left, stupid penalties in the air, everywhere.
- 8:24Speaker 1: That's the Dallas Covery. You can practically hear the circus
- 8:27Speaker 1: music in the background when you watch them try to tackle.
- 8:30Speaker 1: It is fascinating how much they suck on defense for
- 8:34Speaker 1: a team that supposedly practices. And everyone was talking up
- 8:38Speaker 1: Matt Eberflus, the defensive coordinator who cut his chops in
- 8:41Speaker 1: Indianapolis as the Colts defensive coordinator, got a good reputation
- 8:46Speaker 1: and he's been living on that. Got the Bears job,
- 8:49Speaker 1: sucked in Chicago, goes to Dallas, blows in Dallas. What's next?
- 8:53Speaker 1: I don't know. TV, Probably suck at TV. We'll get
- 8:55Speaker 1: that job too. What the hell the defense in particular
- 9:01Speaker 1: they build does America's team, the Dallas Cowboys a big
- 9:04Speaker 1: selling point there? The proprietary blent. We've heard of the
- 9:08Speaker 1: Tampa two defense. You've heard of the forty six defense
- 9:11Speaker 1: by the Chicago Bears back in the day, legendary defenses
- 9:15Speaker 1: in the NFL. The Dallas Cowboys defense is the seven
- 9:18Speaker 1: to eleven defense. It's the seven eleven defense because these
- 9:22Speaker 1: guys look like they should be working the night shift
- 9:24Speaker 1: at a seven eleven the way they're trying to tackle
- 9:27Speaker 1: and they're playing defense. There just arm tackling lazy angles
- 9:32Speaker 1: on defense there and you look around. It's like would
- 9:35Speaker 1: you like a slurpee?
- 9:36Speaker 4: Sir?
- 9:37Speaker 1: Would you like a slurpee with those nachos? And that misdassignment?
- 9:41Speaker 1: My god? And so yeah, oh boo. The Cowboys traded
- 9:46Speaker 1: Micah Parsons, their top defensive so apparently they don't have
- 9:49Speaker 1: to hustle, they don't have to tackle because the Jerry
- 9:53Speaker 1: Jones traded Michael Burton. So that is the ultimate Okay,
- 9:56Speaker 1: we blow, let's not try to get better, excuse and
- 9:59Speaker 1: the am I correct on And that is that how
- 10:00Speaker 1: this works. Okay, I know Jerry's trying to find some gloryhole,
- 10:05Speaker 1: but the Cowboy I get that they traded Michael Parsons.
- 10:07Speaker 1: It's a team game. You put the collective unit together.
- 10:11Speaker 1: If you tackle as a team, you play discipline football.
- 10:14Speaker 1: And I'm not a Cowboy fan. I don't have skin
- 10:16Speaker 1: in the game. I just want to watch and observe this.
- 10:18Speaker 1: It's like, okay, the sum of the parts, well, the
- 10:21Speaker 1: sum of the parts is, let's make some business decisions
- 10:24Speaker 1: and not will not hustle on certain plays and all that.
- 10:27Speaker 1: My god, there's no rallying again, just a lot of
- 10:31Speaker 1: business decisions. Mixed with lazy angles and arm tackling and
- 10:34Speaker 1: all that stuff. It's like a garage seale out there.
- 10:38Speaker 1: Jacoby frickin' Brisett sliced you up. He diced you up.
- 10:43Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissette. Jacoby Brissett like a surgeon doing outpatient work.
- 10:50Speaker 1: He averaged eight point four yards per pass. Jacoby Brissett
- 10:55Speaker 1: did that to you? Where'd he hurt you? Everywhere? He
- 10:58Speaker 1: hurts you everywhere? Two passing touchdowns, one on the ground.
- 11:03Speaker 1: Let me repeat that for those of your little slocus.
- 11:05Speaker 1: It's at night here. Jacoby Burssett did that. He did that.
- 11:09Speaker 1: That's not bad luck. It's not bad luck. That's that's
- 11:13Speaker 1: bad football. That's that's Brian Schottenheimer's Dallas Cowboy. The Cowboys
- 11:17Speaker 1: are who we thought they were, a mirage with nice
- 11:22Speaker 1: logos on their helmet. They have good, good logos there,
- 11:24Speaker 1: and they do look marvelous getting off the bus. Don't
- 11:27Speaker 1: they look good? Those uniforms, man, they look solid now
- 11:30Speaker 1: when they actually play. It's rather discussing Dak Prescott sucked?
- 11:34Speaker 1: What happened to that MVP campaign for Dak Prescott. It's
- 11:37Speaker 1: in a ditch on the side of the road anyway,
- 11:39Speaker 1: here's Dak Prescott with his latest excuse on the Dallas
- 11:42Speaker 1: Cowboys riding the vomit comet tiglas.
- 11:45Speaker 5: So frustrating because I'm not just going to accept that, oh,
- 11:47Speaker 5: this team is inconsistent. This team is just up and
- 11:49Speaker 5: down like we're going to be as long as we
- 11:51Speaker 5: ride the wave of you know, the media, and you
- 11:53Speaker 5: know the media, that's the media game to the next
- 11:56Speaker 5: and not putting the blame on you guys, but you know,
- 12:00Speaker 5: we want game. We feel really good about ourselves. And
- 12:02Speaker 5: you think you're just going to go in the next
- 12:04Speaker 5: next week and smack that opponent and you don't. Then
- 12:06Speaker 5: you know, you feel at upset and you look in
- 12:08Speaker 5: the mirror and you come back and you give give
- 12:10Speaker 5: a better performance. You know, that's what's been happening this
- 12:12Speaker 5: year other than tonight. And so when you've put two
- 12:16Speaker 5: bad games or two ugly losses back to back, you
- 12:20Speaker 5: gotta find answers.
- 12:22Speaker 1: We know the answers. You suck, Your team sucks. That's it.
- 12:26Speaker 1: You're not very good. You're you're the definition of blah.
- 12:29Speaker 1: Cow does will win seven games or eight games or
- 12:31Speaker 1: something along those lines. They'll finish around five hundred and
- 12:34Speaker 1: they're not making the playoffs. Playoffs, that's how happened. Yeah,
- 12:38Speaker 1: on the Arizona side of things, everyone's been yapping. We'll
- 12:43Speaker 1: frame the question this way. Everyone's been happening. You're both
- 12:45Speaker 1: ABC broadcasters Troy Aikman and Joe Buck said they expect
- 12:50Speaker 1: the Arizona Cardinals to stick with quarterback Jakobe Brissett. That
- 12:54Speaker 1: seems like kind of a big deal and not go
- 12:56Speaker 1: back to Kyler Murray. So again, both Joe Buck and
- 13:00Speaker 1: Troy Aikman going on the record that they believe Kyler
- 13:04Speaker 1: Murray has lost his job, he has been demoted, that
- 13:08Speaker 1: he has been put in the doghouse in favor of
- 13:12Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett. Is this something or is this nothing? So
- 13:18Speaker 1: at first glance, you say, well, who cares what Joe
- 13:21Speaker 1: Buck and Troy Aikman say. They're just a couple of
- 13:24Speaker 1: media hacks. They don't know anything like that's what the
- 13:28Speaker 1: low information fan would say. I'm telling you right now,
- 13:32Speaker 1: it's something. I'm telling you it's something here. They're not
- 13:34Speaker 1: hot take guys. Aikman and Buck are not hot take guys.
- 13:39Speaker 1: They're well compensated for what they do. They're the Fox refugees.
- 13:44Speaker 1: They ran off to ESPN to get the big pile
- 13:46Speaker 1: of money. They're than free agency. Good for them, Good
- 13:49Speaker 1: for them. But Joe Buck and Troy Aikman do not
- 13:54Speaker 1: dabble in the social media hot take ecosystem. That's not
- 13:58Speaker 1: what they do here. They are made men. Joe Buck
- 14:01Speaker 1: and Troy Aikman are made men. They are They're in
- 14:05Speaker 1: the elite NFL media mafia. And when you're in the mafia,
- 14:09Speaker 1: and you're a made man in the media mafia, you
- 14:11Speaker 1: don't speak out of class. You don't do it. You
- 14:14Speaker 1: cannot do it because they'll whack you. They will whack you.
- 14:18Speaker 1: And so what I'm imagining happened here, just based on
- 14:21Speaker 1: connecting the dots, is that they are simply regurgitating Buck
- 14:26Speaker 1: and Akman what they heard in the little pregame Pow Wow.
- 14:30Speaker 1: They're Starbucks huddle with Jonathan Gannon, the coach of the Cardinals,
- 14:35Speaker 1: and the Arizona staff, the people that they meet with. There,
- 14:39Speaker 1: lattee in one hand and then you've got the laminated
- 14:42Speaker 1: play sheet in the other. You sit around a round
- 14:45Speaker 1: table in a hotel ballroom and it's the Brotherhood of Intel.
- 14:50Speaker 1: That's what it is. You get the coaches all comfortable,
- 14:53Speaker 1: they're all relaxed there over a little maple bar, possibly
- 14:57Speaker 1: along John, but most likely a maple bar double espresso.
- 15:01Speaker 1: You've got that going there, and they just start talking
- 15:03Speaker 1: and they just start chirping. And you don't have to
- 15:06Speaker 1: be an NFL guru. You don't have to be some
- 15:09Speaker 1: kind of guru here. You can just simply read between
- 15:12Speaker 1: the lines on this and you know inside that building,
- 15:17Speaker 1: Kyler Murray's the guy you want at the controls. If
- 15:22Speaker 1: you're trying to win a Call of Duty tournament, that
- 15:25Speaker 1: is the guy you want. There's no one else on
- 15:27Speaker 1: the Cardinals you would want out there other than Kyler Murray.
- 15:30Speaker 1: You give him the joystick and you get out of
- 15:32Speaker 1: the way. You let the man's little fingers work its magic. Okay,
- 15:37Speaker 1: that's what you're doubt now. If you actually want to
- 15:39Speaker 1: win football games, that's something you and now again Call
- 15:42Speaker 1: of Duty tournament thumbs and blazing there for Kyler Head
- 15:45Speaker 1: said on NFL Team No, No, you knew right away.
- 15:52Speaker 1: This is one of the rare deals where the team
- 15:54Speaker 1: signed the player to the extension and immediately at buyer's remorse, like,
- 15:57Speaker 1: what did we do? Holy? Why did we do that.
- 16:02Speaker 1: You knew they signed the wrong player when they had
- 16:04Speaker 1: to put a clause in there to actually do your
- 16:06Speaker 1: job and watch film, and then they had to take
- 16:08Speaker 1: it out because he was so embarrassed. He got called
- 16:10Speaker 1: out on being a terrible employee. Little Kyler Murray there,
- 16:15Speaker 1: So you look at it's like Brissett. He's not very good. However,
- 16:20Speaker 1: he's the adult in the room, and I appear they
- 16:23Speaker 1: want that. He's got a bunch of moles and warts.
- 16:26Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett. You're not going to go anywhere with him
- 16:28Speaker 1: as quarterback. He's limited, his arm's not that great. He's
- 16:31Speaker 1: been around a lot of miles on the odometer for
- 16:34Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett. But he does show up on time, and
- 16:39Speaker 1: he knows the offense. He can command the huddle, all
- 16:42Speaker 1: that stuff, and he does not need juice boxes in
- 16:46Speaker 1: between a series of offense. In practice, they don't need
- 16:49Speaker 1: to give him a juice box and some orange slices.
- 16:52Speaker 1: He's okay. So that's there. Is that that's good? Still
- 16:55Speaker 1: hard to get all Tingley the idea that Jacoby Brissett
- 16:59Speaker 1: will take over as the quarterback there and another one
- 17:03Speaker 1: of these guys talked about Brian Schottenheimer being a seat filler. Well,
- 17:06Speaker 1: if Brissett is the guy, he would be the personification
- 17:10Speaker 1: of a seat filler there and the Cardinals. It's really
- 17:14Speaker 1: difficult to get a great read on any of this
- 17:17Speaker 1: because the Dallas Cowboys defense, you know, like do some
- 17:20Speaker 1: teams drive luxury buses to the stadium for some reason,
- 17:23Speaker 1: the Cowboys ride the short bus. I don't know why
- 17:25Speaker 1: they take the short bus there. And so we're not
- 17:28Speaker 1: going to pretend this is some kind of great accomplishment
- 17:30Speaker 1: by the Cardinals. I mean, I didn't think they were
- 17:32Speaker 1: going to play that well. I thought at least the
- 17:33Speaker 1: Cowboys offense would be able to do stuff they didn't
- 17:36Speaker 1: in this game. Nevertheless, back to the point, just to
- 17:39Speaker 1: put the ball on this, So eight men and buck again,
- 17:42Speaker 1: they're made men football elite, elite, media mafia of the NFL,
- 17:47Speaker 1: the media mafia. They're in that inner circle, right, those
- 17:51Speaker 1: top level guys. They get all the goodies, all the
- 17:53Speaker 1: goodies here. So they're not gonna just drop a nugget
- 17:58Speaker 1: like that on national team. I don't think that's rare.
- 18:00Speaker 1: I believe that is a dead giveaway. That's a tell.
- 18:04Speaker 1: That is a tel the Cardinals are quietly moving off
- 18:06Speaker 1: the Kyler Murray fantasy and they're settling in to the
- 18:10Speaker 1: mud with Jacoby Brissett adult supervision until they get some
- 18:16Speaker 1: other dabbroni next season. Now, the trade deadline is today.
- 18:20Speaker 1: Wouldn't it be wild if the Cardinals sat out Kyler
- 18:23Speaker 1: Murray to trade him? Where were they trade him? The Saints?
- 18:27Speaker 1: That's the only obvious destination at this point, Like the
- 18:31Speaker 1: Saints are terrible, worst team since nineteen eighty, They don't
- 18:34Speaker 1: have a quarterback, and they got money to burn. You know,
- 18:38Speaker 1: they can move some numbers around, make make it work
- 18:40Speaker 1: if salary caps fugazy anyway, all right, last word back
- 18:44Speaker 1: to that Cowboys. Back to the Cowboys. So, following the
- 18:47Speaker 1: latest ass whooping at the hands of the opponent, in
- 18:51Speaker 1: case this case, Arizona lowly, Arizona Cowboys owner Jerry Jones,
- 18:54Speaker 1: as he often does, gave a State of the Cowboys
- 18:56Speaker 1: address post game, and he said the money quote here,
- 19:00Speaker 1: and he said a lot the one that stood out
- 19:02Speaker 1: to me that I'd like to share with you right now.
- 19:04Speaker 1: Jerry Jones said, quote, I like our nuts and bolts.
- 19:07Speaker 1: I don't like what's happening to our nuts and bolts
- 19:11Speaker 1: though close quote from Jerry Jones. So question, can you
- 19:15Speaker 1: decode what Jerry Jones means when he says he likes
- 19:19Speaker 1: the Cowboys, nuts and bolts? All right? So yeah, all right?
- 19:24Speaker 1: Nah using the mallar Rosetta stone, the mallor rosetta stone
- 19:30Speaker 1: translation translation, Jerry taking time for a modest flex. Modest
- 19:39Speaker 1: flex in front of the mirror. In front of the mirror. Now,
- 19:43Speaker 1: Jerry's not blaming himself. He's definitely not blaming himself on this.
- 19:48Speaker 1: In fact, he's braggadocious. He's bragging about the shopping list.
- 19:54Speaker 1: He's like, man, am I a great gm Look at
- 19:56Speaker 1: the town, the nuts and bolts. That's me. I did that.
- 20:00Speaker 1: That's my team. I put that team together. He's essentially saying, hey,
- 20:06Speaker 1: I'm brought amazing ingredients into the kitchen. These are such
- 20:11Speaker 1: great ingredients. Unfortunately the chef can't cook. I know I
- 20:16Speaker 1: hired him too, but he can't cook with my delicious ingredients.
- 20:20Speaker 1: What are we doing? Jerry thinks he's like Gordon Ramsay,
- 20:24Speaker 1: wearing a ten gallon hat and looking for gloryhole right,
- 20:29Speaker 1: and the roster in Jerry's head is a Michelin star roster.
- 20:34Speaker 1: It's a menu of Michelin star for wagu, beef, truffle oil,
- 20:38Speaker 1: all that stuff, all the fix and all the trimmings
- 20:41Speaker 1: and all that. And what comes out of the kitchen
- 20:43Speaker 1: for the Cowboys is a microwaved hot pocket. That's what
- 20:47Speaker 1: comes out of the kitchen, a souflay that is collapsing
- 20:51Speaker 1: on a weekly basis there, and it's burning in the oven.
- 20:56Speaker 1: And Brian Schottenheimer, the coach there, is arguing with the
- 20:59Speaker 1: smoke alarm. I'm saying, it's not my fault. It's not burning.
- 21:02Speaker 1: It's the smoke alarm that's malfunctioning. I would not burn
- 21:05Speaker 1: this food at all. And it's a classic Jerry Jones
- 21:08Speaker 1: humble brag. It's like I am the GM and I
- 21:12Speaker 1: am a genius. Look at those players, they're just not executing.
- 21:15Speaker 1: They're underachieving. But it's not because of me. No, no, no,
- 21:18Speaker 1: they're underachievers, but not because of me. No, no, no no.
- 21:23Speaker 1: Jerry loves the nuts and the bolts. He loves the
- 21:26Speaker 1: nuts and the balls. He's just putting an actual winning
- 21:29Speaker 1: football team on the field. Eh. The blueprint, though, is
- 21:33Speaker 1: there solid blueprint? It's the contractor that's the problem. You
- 21:38Speaker 1: got a bad contractor they don't know what they're doing.
- 21:41Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mallor Show. If you would like
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- 21:57Speaker 1: I won't Mason Glory Hill there is right there. Yeah, yes,
- 22:00Speaker 1: the cowboys trying to circumcisee a mosquito as well. We'll
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- 22:11Speaker 1: journey in the overnight, we'll have Mallor to the Third
- 22:14Speaker 1: Degree an hour two, Malard's Mountain of Money as I
- 22:16Speaker 1: put my name on everything an hour three, and then
- 22:19Speaker 1: cite the Bite, the great sports radio mystery that'll be
- 22:22Speaker 1: coming up in our number four. Take some calls, we'll
- 22:25Speaker 1: mix those into the soup and we'll put you in
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- 22:31Speaker 1: three sixty nine, also on X at Ben Mahler. So
- 22:35Speaker 1: straight ahead, it is a hot mic moment. The mic
- 22:40Speaker 1: is always on. We'll get to that, and father knows best,
- 22:45Speaker 1: Father knows best. We'll go there as well, and we
- 22:49Speaker 1: will do it next.
- 22:54Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Malor
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- 23:34Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Mather Show,
- 23:39Speaker 1: flying the Red Eye. We've just taken off. We have
- 23:42Speaker 1: yet to reach our cruising altitudes. To keep your seatbelts
- 23:45Speaker 1: fastened on the long journey into the wee hours of
- 23:49Speaker 1: the morning. If you'd like to interact with the show
- 23:54Speaker 1: on the phones, you can call in. You do not
- 23:56Speaker 1: have to wait for a Newbie night seven. Well, we
- 24:00Speaker 1: do these Newbie nights every once in a while. They're
- 24:02Speaker 1: not schedule. These kind of happen organically, which annoys all
- 24:07Speaker 1: the paid callers, the professional callers that call the show
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- 24:22Speaker 1: interact with the show at Ben Maller. That's at Ben
- 24:26Speaker 1: Maller the lot solo to coop at a Bronco fan.
- 24:32Speaker 1: We have a problem. Lorena is back, Sacilo hur at
- 24:36Speaker 1: fs R tech? Did you miss me? Bill Willian devastated,
- 24:39Speaker 1: don't talk to me please, I missed you too. As
- 24:41Speaker 1: we press on and on into the end of the night,
- 24:47Speaker 1: here we go. Not a burger rights, it, says Ben.
- 24:51Speaker 1: Can we get Bill Miller to stop butchering the clock
- 24:54Speaker 1: so we can have a full edition of Malar's Mountain
- 24:57Speaker 1: of Money? All right, Well we'll see about that. I've
- 25:00Speaker 1: adjusted the clock occasionally and been burned by that ya
- 25:04Speaker 1: feeme in Chicago, right since, says A plus and a
- 25:08Speaker 1: Culver's butterburger on the Mallard monologue sounds good. Side of
- 25:12Speaker 1: cheese Kurts. Side of cheese Kurts, says the bears instantly
- 25:16Speaker 1: got better by eliminating Matt Eber. Poop. Jerry Jones then
- 25:20Speaker 1: picked up said poop, just Josh, as I remember when
- 25:24Speaker 1: the Cowboys used to be appointment television in my home.
- 25:28Speaker 1: Then I decided to just carry on by living my
- 25:31Speaker 1: best life. Jerry has embraced the suck. I will not
- 25:36Speaker 1: get off my lawn. Old man says, just Josh. Who's
- 25:40Speaker 1: in Cincinnati but a Cowboy fan? Who else do we have?
- 25:43Speaker 1: Let's see page down here. Goat Man Rob, the original
- 25:47Speaker 1: goat Man, says Jerry Jones is so desperate for success
- 25:50Speaker 1: he had to enlist the Dallas Stars to play in
- 25:53Speaker 1: Jerry's world. In twenty twenty seven, Yeah, there's a photo
- 25:58Speaker 1: going around that a couple that you find people. A
- 26:03Speaker 1: couple of people sent me and it showed Jerry Jones,
- 26:07Speaker 1: Gary Bettman, and Steven A and said these are like
- 26:10Speaker 1: the three the axis of evil in sports. Three of
- 26:13Speaker 1: the people that are part of the axis of evil
- 26:15Speaker 1: in sports, which seems a little harsh. Seems a little
- 26:17Speaker 1: harsh Texas Brian writes and says, Jerry Jones likes to lick.
- 26:22Speaker 1: He said, I think peanuts. I don't know. He might
- 26:24Speaker 1: have left part of that word out, Yeah, honey roasted
- 26:28Speaker 1: or regular assaults. It does not say does not say
- 26:31Speaker 1: honey roasted, not bad, not a burner, says Ben. Just
- 26:34Speaker 1: like Kyler had a clause about needing a to study
- 26:38Speaker 1: a certain amount of time each week, I had a
- 26:40Speaker 1: clause limiting how much Blair time I spent each week. Smart. Yeah, yeah,
- 26:45Speaker 1: you don't want to do too much of that because
- 26:47Speaker 1: it becomes a problem for dog, writes in from SoCal,
- 26:50Speaker 1: He says, Ben, I'm going to go off the board
- 26:53Speaker 1: and talk about the World Series. Some people are saying
- 26:56Speaker 1: that was the greatest World Series of all time, but
- 26:59Speaker 1: I'm not a pretty the moment, I still have the
- 27:02Speaker 1: twenty two World Series comfortably on top of my big board.
- 27:07Speaker 1: So fergno, who likes the the Angels? I wonder who
- 27:11Speaker 1: won that word series in two? Who could that be?
- 27:15Speaker 1: Who could that be? Late night drug tester right, since
- 27:18Speaker 1: says I have to disagree with the Mallard monologue Joe
- 27:21Speaker 1: Buck and Troy Aikman. Source was from the local game stop.
- 27:25Speaker 1: The staff there heard Kyler say he will have plenty
- 27:28Speaker 1: of time to play the new Call of Duty game
- 27:30Speaker 1: when it comes out in a couple of weeks, the
- 27:32Speaker 1: boss gave him some time off. Well, there you go,
- 27:35Speaker 1: you're in good shape. Spocks weed from the Oregon Trail. Right.
- 27:39Speaker 1: Since this the last item and the Mallard monologue was
- 27:42Speaker 1: circumcising a mosquito a very delicate surgery, I would recommend
- 27:47Speaker 1: the skillful help of Edward scissors hands for this very
- 27:51Speaker 1: difficult procedure. Let me point out also what we have
- 27:55Speaker 1: Jerry Jones saying glory hole. There is no record. I've
- 28:00Speaker 1: tried to find it. We've never had the audio of
- 28:03Speaker 1: Jerry saying circumcise a mosquito. He did say it. We
- 28:06Speaker 1: did have it at one point. I don't think we
- 28:09Speaker 1: ever had it because he said it to the writers,
- 28:11Speaker 1: and I don't think it ever was recorded. I don't
- 28:13Speaker 1: think we had it. I feel like i've heard it.
- 28:15Speaker 1: I don't think so. I can't find it. And you
- 28:18Speaker 1: I went down a rabbit hole online the only mosquito
- 28:22Speaker 1: drop that is here. Let's give it a listen, Hey, Marcell,
- 28:25Speaker 1: how should I kill mosquitos? Marcel? You killed it with
- 28:29Speaker 1: the knife. See you kill mosquitos with the circumcise on
- 28:32Speaker 1: with classic Marcel, right there, old school Marcel. Now, I
- 28:36Speaker 1: don't think there's any audio. I tried to find it.
- 28:38Speaker 1: I've gone down rabbit holes trying to find it. I've
- 28:40Speaker 1: been able to find So if already has it, we'd
- 28:42Speaker 1: play it a lot, so send it in. We did
- 28:46Speaker 1: lose some stuff that got de leaded a while back,
- 28:48Speaker 1: and Nurse Jockey writes since says, I think time is
- 28:52Speaker 1: running out with North Dakota Prescott. The Cowgirls will never
- 28:56Speaker 1: win a championship with him and quite frankly Hole as
- 29:02Speaker 1: the owner. Hello, Yes, let's go the phones. We'll say hello, Now,
- 29:07Speaker 1: who do we have any meanie miney mall? Let's go
- 29:09Speaker 1: to hollering James in Minneapolis, Minnesota in the leadoff chair.
- 29:14Speaker 1: A rare leadoff appearance for hollering James. Hello, James.
- 29:18Speaker 4: Leadoff man deserves one admission, and I'm the one admission
- 29:25Speaker 4: to admit to JUJJ McCarthy and key set me a
- 29:32Speaker 4: jersey white jersey.
- 29:35Speaker 1: I thought you were. I got very angry email from Tammy.
- 29:38Speaker 1: She doesn't want you calling the show anymore. She thinks
- 29:40Speaker 1: I'm an a hole and she should not be calling
- 29:42Speaker 1: the show. So why are you calling the show?
- 29:45Speaker 4: I dropped it the memo to her. Yeah, send me
- 29:48Speaker 4: a qualing. She call today to.
- 29:49Speaker 1: Me, I feel bad. I feel bad taking your calls
- 29:54Speaker 1: because I guess I'm a horrible human being according to Tammy,
- 29:57Speaker 1: and I shouldn't take your phone calls. So I don't
- 29:58Speaker 1: understand why we call her. I understand, but I got this.
- 30:03Speaker 1: It was going through my email today and I got
- 30:04Speaker 1: this very angry email over the weekend, at the end
- 30:07Speaker 1: of last week about a horrible human being. I am
- 30:09Speaker 1: for taking your phone calls. Wow, I don't know you
- 30:11Speaker 1: were horrible. I didn't realize that, but apparently I am.
- 30:14Speaker 6: I'm sorry.
- 30:15Speaker 2: I bet that feels really bad.
- 30:16Speaker 1: Just terrible. I'll try to get over it. What's that, James?
- 30:19Speaker 4: What she said about some things?
- 30:23Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she said very nasty email to me, and
- 30:25Speaker 1: I appreciate that very much.
- 30:28Speaker 4: I apologize to it for one, because no, I'm not
- 30:31Speaker 4: taking it for granted. She's a beautiful person.
- 30:36Speaker 1: Whatever. What did you call it? You didn't call about that.
- 30:39Speaker 1: You want to talk about Jay? You want me? I
- 30:40Speaker 1: just did a twenty minute monologue on the Cowboy Game
- 30:43Speaker 1: and you want to talk about JJ McCarthy. Is that correct, yes, sir, Yes, exactly, yes, yes,
- 30:50Speaker 1: So I wasted twenty minutes of my life talking about
- 30:53Speaker 1: the Cowboys and the Cardinals. And you want to break
- 30:56Speaker 1: down JJ McCarthy, who wasn't all that good? You would admit, yes,
- 31:01Speaker 1: you would admit he wasn't all that good against the
- 31:03Speaker 1: Detroit Lions.
- 31:05Speaker 4: Pass he had to he made decisions to run for
- 31:08Speaker 4: a touchdown. Yeah, and he ran for his life. Wanted
- 31:13Speaker 4: to get away from some of the big defensive linemen
- 31:17Speaker 4: without the protection of all his complete offensive line.
- 31:22Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. He also he also fumbled and they recovered it.
- 31:27Speaker 1: But if he fumbled through an interception and averaged less
- 31:30Speaker 1: than six yards per pass, that's like and they won,
- 31:32Speaker 1: that's great. He wasn't amazing defense. I agree, I okay,
- 31:39Speaker 1: I agree you you were. You wanted me to naval
- 31:42Speaker 1: glaze on JJ McCarthy's what you wanted me to do.
- 31:46Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's a complete team. That's a team concept.
- 31:50Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I don't want to defense. I mean it
- 31:55Speaker 1: helps that you got you know, the Lions were sloppy
- 31:58Speaker 1: and give you five first towns because the penalty and
- 32:03Speaker 1: a half favorite. I know they were at that point.
- 32:06Speaker 1: It didn't play very well though, That's what I'm saying.
- 32:08Speaker 1: It wasn't necessarily yes, that's hot football. Okay, here's the quote.
- 32:17Speaker 1: Here we go, here's the quote. Here's the quote.
- 32:19Speaker 4: The quote, the Ravens don't watch out coming up here
- 32:22Speaker 4: to Minnesota.
- 32:26Speaker 1: Oh man, the race. Listen. Do you know how good
- 32:28Speaker 1: the Raiders are. This is one of the great Raider
- 32:30Speaker 1: teams of all time. They are solid from top to bottom.
- 32:33Speaker 1: They have Geno Smith at quarterback, one of the great
- 32:36Speaker 1: quarterbacks in the NFL, just simply amazing. Just ask him,
- 32:40Speaker 1: he'll tell you how great he is. And you got
- 32:42Speaker 1: Pete Carroll, the old savvy coach there. I thought you
- 32:47Speaker 1: were said Raiders. Did hear that anyway? All right, we
- 32:49Speaker 1: said Ravens. All right, I'm sure the Ravens are very worried.
- 32:52Speaker 1: All right, thank you, go away. Let's go to mister Wonderful,
- 32:55Speaker 1: who's in Florida. Hello, mister Wonderful, Welcome, mister mal How
- 33:01Speaker 1: are you well? If I was any better, I'd be wonderful.
- 33:03Speaker 1: But that's you. You're mister Wonderful. I'm not mister wonderful one.
- 33:07Speaker 4: Don't forget it. Don't forget it.
- 33:09Speaker 1: Man, he's back now, mister Wonderful. For those that missed it,
- 33:12Speaker 1: a very long hiatus from the show, but he has returned.
- 33:15Speaker 1: He has returned to mald Militia. He took a sabbatical. Yeah,
- 33:20Speaker 1: thank you.
- 33:21Speaker 4: Thank you anyway, Cowboys.
- 33:23Speaker 1: Suck Okay, we've checked that box.
- 33:28Speaker 4: Awesome.
- 33:30Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good. It was fun.
- 33:32Speaker 7: Yeah, and I like honey roasted.
- 33:35Speaker 1: Okay, I'm street congratulations, Okay, thank you, all right, wonderful
- 33:41Speaker 1: for tremendous phone call. All right, good to go. Covered everything.
- 33:46Speaker 1: That's why he's mister Wonderful. So it's interesting to see
- 33:50Speaker 1: what kind of nuts people like.
- 33:52Speaker 2: Salty sweet, Yeah, Cajun style.
- 33:57Speaker 1: Hot, Mike moment, Cardinal. We think it's mister McBride, the
- 34:02Speaker 1: tight end. The Cardinals shoved it down the Cowboys throats
- 34:06Speaker 1: there in one of their drives. I think this was
- 34:07Speaker 1: in the third quarter, and we think it was Trey
- 34:10Speaker 1: McBride was caught on a mic saying after the touchdown
- 34:14Speaker 1: against the Cowboys, he said, it's so efing easy. It's
- 34:17Speaker 1: just so effing easy. He said, let's we think it
- 34:22Speaker 1: was him. It was somebody on the Cardinals. Somebody on
- 34:25Speaker 1: the Cardinals. So you think at that point the Cowboys
- 34:28Speaker 1: would have said, Wow, this is embarrassing. We're getting emasculated here.
- 34:31Speaker 1: We might want to actually show up, but they didn't.
- 34:33Speaker 1: It seems like shoving it down your throat and you're like, okay, whatever,
- 34:39Speaker 1: and they're like yelling into the mic. It's so effing easy.
- 34:43Speaker 1: It's so easy. Oh my god, time out for the
- 34:47Speaker 1: who am I?
- 34:48Speaker 2: Game?
- 34:48Speaker 1: And here we go nuts. So that's right, a ghost
- 34:53Speaker 1: of Eddie. So here's the who am I?
- 34:54Speaker 2: Game?
- 34:55Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett became the first Cardinals quarterback, the very first one,
- 35:00Speaker 1: first Cardinals quarterback with two hundred plus passing yards two
- 35:04Speaker 1: plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games since me again,
- 35:10Speaker 1: Jacoby Brissett on the game on Monday Night. He became
- 35:13Speaker 1: the first Cardinal quarterback with two hundred plus passing yards
- 35:15Speaker 1: two plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games since me. Obviously,
- 35:20Speaker 1: not just on Monday Night, but the three in a row.
- 35:22Speaker 1: Who am I? That is the question. The answer. We'll
- 35:25Speaker 1: get to it. We will do it next.
- 35:28Speaker 2: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Miller
- 35:30Speaker 2: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you. It is the Ben Maler Show.
- 35:36Speaker 1: We are up all night every single Night's what we do.
- 35:40Speaker 1: We stay up all night and we talk into the abyss.
- 35:44Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, it's amazing. It's called talk radio.
- 35:50Speaker 1: Be sure to check out the brand new YouTube channels
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- 36:30Speaker 1: Thank God for the Internet. Back to what we go.
- 36:32Speaker 1: Time now for the play of the day, and there's
- 36:36Speaker 1: only one prime game to choose from. No one's watching
- 36:41Speaker 1: these NBA games bad products, So let's go to the
- 36:44Speaker 1: NFL Little Monday Night football. You know your defense is
- 36:49Speaker 1: bad when Jacoby Brasett does this waiting for.
- 36:54Speaker 7: The shotgun snap on first and goal from the eleven Sons.
- 36:58Speaker 7: The ball three step drop looks right rows lighting the games.
- 37:01Speaker 7: I'll cut for a touchdown by Trey McBride. Jacoby Brissett
- 37:05Speaker 7: again on time, on target, and the Cardinals extend their
- 37:09Speaker 7: lead to twenty three to seven.
- 37:11Speaker 1: So g Amazon on time delivery from Jacoby Brissett. That
- 37:13Speaker 1: is the ti Iraq play of the night. For over
- 37:16Speaker 1: forty years, ti rakusmen helping customers find the right tires
- 37:20Speaker 1: for how, what and where they drive ship fast end
- 37:22Speaker 1: free back by free road hazard protection with convenient installation
- 37:26Speaker 1: options like mobile tire installation ti iraq dot Com the
- 37:30Speaker 1: way tire buying should be. Time now for the who
- 37:32Speaker 1: Am I? Game? The aforementioned Jacoby Brissett, back up for
- 37:36Speaker 1: the Cardinals, became the first Arizona quarterback with two hundred
- 37:39Speaker 1: plus passing yards two plus passing touchdowns in three consecutive games.
- 37:45Speaker 1: Since me who that's the question?
- 37:48Speaker 2: Who am I?
- 37:49Speaker 1: Who am I? Scrooge says, hollering James new Agent is
- 37:53Speaker 1: the answer. That's his guests? Who else do we have?
- 37:57Speaker 1: Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald's with aka Mister Peanut from Alf the Alien,
- 38:03Speaker 1: O Piner, New Mummy, newt Rockney, Guests by Rob the
- 38:07Speaker 1: goat Man, Alligator Farts, Murray from Stevie Meatballs in the
- 38:12Speaker 1: Sunshine State. Who else do we have? Kurt Warner guests
- 38:15Speaker 1: by Josh in Nebraska. Des Bryant, who is thirty seven
- 38:21Speaker 1: today from the Late Night Drug Tester, Sir scratch Off.
- 38:24Speaker 1: I remember when he used to call the show from
- 38:26Speaker 1: Malor Palooza. And that's a good photo of him. Good
- 38:29Speaker 1: gift of him running around there, Sir scratch Off with
- 38:31Speaker 1: a nice big cheeseburger. Femi in Minnesota. He got it right,
- 38:37Speaker 1: obviously cheating. Bad job by him. Bob Gibson from King
- 38:40Speaker 1: Rory Dick Lane better known as night Train Lane from
- 38:45Speaker 1: Eloy in Compton, give me a little taste of that
- 38:49Speaker 1: bo nurse jockey, what do you? I'm not saying that.
- 38:54Speaker 1: What's wrong with you? A stony case from Eke in Roseville, Minnesota.
- 38:58Speaker 1: Miguel Rojas guests by Shape in the Moy Jake the
- 39:01Speaker 1: Snake Plumber from Just Josh in Cincinnati. Kurt Warner guessed
- 39:06Speaker 1: by Milkman Mike as well. Who else? Bill in Korea
- 39:10Speaker 1: Town from Andy in Lino Lakes, Mister Warmth, Don Rickles,
- 39:14Speaker 1: there's a name we haven't heard in a while. From
- 39:15Speaker 1: the Nature Boy, the Great Neil Lomack's legend from Joe
- 39:21Speaker 1: the Joe's Tunner, Spock's Weed says Joe Flacco or the
- 39:25Speaker 1: Terminator Elston Gunn from Kathy and Madison. Who else do
- 39:30Speaker 1: you have? Page now? Ray Finkel from Top Daddy. That's
- 39:34Speaker 1: his answer, Cardinal Great v Sikahemma Phoenix Cardinal Great from
- 39:39Speaker 1: Big Lou He's on number two. Who else that page?
- 39:43Speaker 7: Then?
- 39:44Speaker 1: Yes? All that's enough. Lorena is back. Do you have
- 39:48Speaker 1: an answer, Lorena to the who am I game? Question?
- 39:51Speaker 2: Is?
- 39:51Speaker 6: Yes?
- 39:52Speaker 1: It just spoke to George Washington. George Washington a fine
- 39:56Speaker 1: supporter of the Cardinals back in the day, beautiful teeth.
- 39:59Speaker 1: They were actually gon be called the cherry tree, but
- 40:01Speaker 1: the cherry trees. But the correct answer is that's wrong.
- 40:05Speaker 1: The correct answer is Carson Palmer a decade ago, Carson
- 40:09Speaker 1: Palmer for the twenty fifteen Cardinals. What does that say
- 40:15Speaker 1: about Kyler Murray man alive? It'd be great if they
- 40:19Speaker 1: traded him. They should trade him, trade him, trade him,
- 40:21Speaker 1: trade them, just trade him today?
- 40:23Speaker 2: What the hell?
- 40:24Speaker 1: Well, give us someone to talk about. I have a
- 40:25Speaker 1: talk show to do every day. Trade him, trade him,
- 40:28Speaker 1: trade bye bye. Trade him,