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Show #215 What's The Happs · Because Fuck You That's Why Podcast

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Because fuck you, that's why is a founding member of the Odd Pods media
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network. Such a dick. Thank you. I'm so glad. You're joined
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by the Count from Sesame Street. One more Count. Welcome to episode two
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fifteen. Yet another chill show, very badly needed. Although he's everybody,
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everybody's just already checked out. At this point, we are completely out of
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it. It's can be evidenced by you know, listening. If you're a
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Patreon, remember, you'll probably hear how out of it we are from the
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pre show. Holy shit, Yeah, we had business. We had business
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didn't work. We just had long periods of silence where we just kind of
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sat here, stared at each other. Yeah, like nothing's working the way
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it should right now. It's rough man appendages that are prehensile, but we'll
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get to that later. It's rough. But before I get too far into
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it, allow me to introduce my usual compadres. Uh. He's a gamer
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in a storyteller, and he used to be my youngest friend. He's now
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something else. It's aggy man. If I had a nicole other time,
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I was called something else, you's something else like that, You're really something
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else. You just forgot the inflection really something else? So something else.
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I don't have a question. I don't really need. Thank god, this
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is the best episode ever. Questions are for like when like Sanders shows,
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when we have games and ship for a chill show is not really necessary.
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How you doing? Man? Oh there is a questions that's not how by
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doing? You just have to describe your current situations. I want you to
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do. Everybody asks you this every day of your life. By doing is
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actually quite complicated. Believer or not, No, Jesus Christ, just give
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you one word doing five? Thank you? That's all I wanted. Funk
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off a little tired, but five I thought I was a dick. God
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damn it. Uh call you have all the fun. And then he's a
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veteran and a podcaster and somehow that makes him a veteran podcaster. Ito'd Stevie's
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this guy? Actually, what I should say is not somehow but two ways.
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That makes you a veteran podcaster. Oh yeah, because you're a veteran
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who is a podcaster. But you're also you've been podcasting long enough that you're
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a veteran. We've gone through this and done this bit before. Did we
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just give anybody forgot in case anybody forgot it and they were too scared to
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call in to our freaking voice message thing that's on our website b F y
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g W pod dot com under aneath our connect. Was it nice? Plug
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that thing? Yeah, that's that thing there leg under contact? What he
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was trying to say? My tongue got stuck out of my tooth. He
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forgot how to say contact. It's hard man ever since the Aliens, which
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is to be fair, because I've put him through some pretty rigorous talking the
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other day. Yeah, I used my mouth board than I normally do on
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a weekday. Yeah, it's the most sumptuous blowjob I've ever had. I
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wasn't even there over an hour and a half. He worked. He worked
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that shaft so well. Yeah, I really did. Still stinks in this
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sh smell it in the wall. Yeah, we are being I'm referring,
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of course, to a microphone shaft. And Stevie was recording voice lines for
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same as his character Jamie in the book. And I have to tell you
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right now it's kind of a little spoiler. He fucking killed it. He
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fucking killed it. My God, like I didn't. I didn't even have
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to push him that hard. Motherfucker practiced. Motherfucker practiced. Motherfucker figured out
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how to make himself cry so he could get the emotional lines out and sound
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like he was crying because he was like Jesus fucking Christ, dude. I
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know, I know professional actors who don't go that far. I know more
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than one. I know multiple professional actors who don't go far enough to actually
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make themselves cry so that they can sound like they're like Jesus fucking Hell.
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And it was so good. And this motherfucker even got like laughs out of
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lines I didn't realize there were laughs in which is what you want when you
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cast somebody to be the comic person, is for him to find humor in
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lines that you don't realize is there. And motherfucker did it, and god,
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laughs out of me. That almost broke the recording session for a moment,
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but it was so worth it. See that's cool because that offers a
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unique experience between just reading the book or listening to the audio book exactly what
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the context of the line might be different based on how it's delivered. Oh
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yeah, and boy did this motherfucker deliver, Like God damn, I'm so
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impressed. I'm not used to getting blown this muchos here or something. Blow
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job. This is amazing, good thing, this is getting recorded. Enjoy
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this ship because I'm gonna start to use teeth. God, oh god,
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four teeth. Wait, No, that's not it. I gotta changed around.
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Somebody else has got choose the safe word this. It never works out
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for my favor ever, you keep going funny, seriously, dude, Like
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you made the experience like work and work so well because like, without the
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direction, ninety percent of that would have been gone. I'm like, I
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don't know that that is all. That is an exaggeration and a half.
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I only had to jump in for direction like maybe ten times over the course
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of the thing, and like two of those were at the very end where
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the climax and shit's getting heated, and I needed Stevie to deliver these lines
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in a very specific way. But other than that, like you, I
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just sat here and listened and tried to stay quiet. Like for most of
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it was just like just even if I had a reaction, even if I
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was laughing, I had to just keep it to myself so I didn't pop
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in over the mic. Yeah, just in case, just keep keep the
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keep the line clean as it were, but man, I was an experience
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and a half. Yeah, it was so good. It was I knew
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you were I knew you were going to be good. I knew there was
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like no way it wasn't going to be good. But my favorite, honest
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god, So I think I can spoil this. I mean, it's not
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it is kind of public knowledge, I guess. I know, but you're
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the one that's going to be mad if somebody spoils something. I'm not spoiling
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a plot thing in the book. And also we've already had the fame celebration
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to spoil the living yea, this is a kickstarter spoiler, I guess.
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But one of our one of our like wonderful human beings who follow us and
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support our show. MESI, yeah, who was on last episode if you'll
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recall great episode too. That was a lot of fun that that kind and
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exceedingly generous motherfucker pledged At the point where I made, you know, renamed
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a character in the book after him. Well, I thought to pay homage
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to him and what he means to us. I was like, well,
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if I named the guard in in like the interlogues after after MESI then Stevie's
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gonna have to voice him because Jamie's voice comes from that guard. So Stevie
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got to voice Mexi by his real name. And when he did, when
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he did that character's lines, he tried to put on like a lower and
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kind of almost a Texas inflection, if I'm not mistaken, a little so
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almost Mississippi. Yeah, yeah, a little a little bit, a little
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bit of a Southern and he and he lowered his he lowered his voice just
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a little bit just just to get kind of like a deeper tone. But
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you can still tell it's obviously Stevie's voice, you know. So I was
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like, that's oh man, Like I was just kind of touched to the
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quick. So fun experience. Yeah, it really was like I had a
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fucking ball, Like I'm behind this freaking curtain. We can't see each other.
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That's it sucked. I wish we could have seen each other. Like
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I'm really thinking, I'm not I'm not joking. I'm actually thinking about building
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a sound booth against this wall and just doing that whole corner and having a
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window and like a door window so that corner is just an individual person sound
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booth because I think that'd be kind of cool. You'd have a window still,
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you'd have that, and then we'd have like a little thing we could
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see each other. I don't know, this is like five years down a
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row, you know. I mean again, you know, yeah, when
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money is the thing again. Yeah, we're making We're making like thong and
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stuff, the parodies because we need like after the thing like kicks off,
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we got to make the money on the rest of the su uh yeah,
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the parody. Oh man, that was delightful. Yeah. No, had
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a great time even started doing some of the narration because Stevie bosted through his
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lines and nailed so many of them without retakes that I was just like we
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finished in what I mean, we started kind of like half an hour early,
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so we got we started it. We were intending to start at six
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and go until nine o'clock. I got here at five thirty. We started
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early, and Stevie finished up by seven thirty. Yeah, so we still
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had like an hour and a half length some time before Stevie was gonna have
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to jump back in, and I was like, well, let me do
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some let me do some narration then, and I sat down and actually to
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work through like four or five chapters. I think it was the prologue and
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four chapters of the Narration for the first time without even I I hadn't practiced.
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Stevie practiced. I hadn't practiced. I was just like, all right,
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I'm just gonna jump into it and just start reading. But you have
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the benefit of, like you wrote this, you are I know, I
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know what I what I want the word it's to sound like in my head,
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you know. Being being the director and the writer does give me clarity,
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at least as far as that's concerned. I don't have to be worried
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about what somebody else is thinking about, like how I'm doing it. If
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I'm not happy with it. I'm the only person who cares, you know.
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I mean, well, I'm maybe not the only person who cares,
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but I'm I'm the only person that matters in that moment in time. Like
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so it was, it was, it was. It was just a bizarre
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experience just because you don't expect how hot it's going to be over there,
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don't like and it's it's because of a thermal blanket. Yeah, and it
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is, but it's it's hold it's awesome because you can I'd like to say,
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you can hardly hear a thing, but that's a lie. We just
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happened to have the Indianapolis five hundred. Driving back, it was like the
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course it was. You just got to remember the record. On shitty days,
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nobody's driving around. Yeah, that'd be great. Let me just have
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the gentle rain that the microphone doesn't pick up. Yeah right, that's easy.
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That's easy to get hot rid of. So that's one of the big
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things I did this week. You know you didn't do this week? What
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didn't I do? Your intro? My intro? We did ours, but
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not yours. Oh we started talking about let's carry on. God damn it.
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Such a dickon. Yay, thank you now. Oh no, derailed
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him. Good job, but not in a bad way and the best way.
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So I love railing him to rail rail after deail him. Oh boy,
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my buttholes puckered was ready, so glostic. Dear god, the lipstick.
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I got a man, that's all right. So what the fuck are
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we on about? We're tired. I fell down a rabbit hole. Yeah
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no, it's fine. The rabbits small and huge, but it breaks us.
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You break it. It didn't last very long. No, it was
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late. It did. No. I we did the Pants of Shorts retrospective
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last week. It was so that was a lot of fun. That was
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amazing visiting revisiting all of our all our videos from back in the day,
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even the bad ones. Yeah, but it got me to thinking, like,
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you know, I have not caught up with Loading Ready Run, which
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was one of my inspirations back in the day. I was like, I
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have not caught up with them. So I actually fell down the rabbit hole,
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like watching a lot of their earlier videos and stuff that I fell in
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love with, and then I was like, well, what are they up
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to now? And I just started catching up and I'm like Jesus Christ had
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been making sketch comedy videos. Just They've been making a living making videos on
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the internet for over twenty years, like Christ Almighty, they are still going
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Strong's over twenty years old. Well, I mean they've branched out now they
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do everything Like once they fell down the magic rabbit hole. They actually got
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a deal with the Wizards of the Coast to promote their stuff. So they
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were big with magic and they had like a Friday night magic show every every
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week. I guess, or I don't know. How it worked. Hora
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knew better than I. Actually, Hora knew them through the Friday Night Magic
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stuff that they yeah, whereas I kind of fell off on that time.
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I'm like, oh, I'm not really into magic, so I just kind
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of stopped watching. But they got into streaming and they've still been going.
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I've just caught up to like twenty nineteen of their stuff, and I'm like,
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it's gonna be interesting to see how they handle COVID, because like,
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I have no idea. I mean that, for all I know that they're
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fine. I'm sure. I certainly hope nothing bad happened to any of them.
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But it's just been a wild ride seeing seeing them grow in age and
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like Graham and Kathleen have a kid, like holy crap. So it's just
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like, man, we're old. Yeah, but it's crazy, man.
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I mean, they're the lucky ones that they are. Things stuck, you
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know, and they stuck with it, which is great. Yeah. I
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feel sometimes that maybe if I'd stuck with it, I would have because I'd
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just gotten up to like five hundred and six hundred subscribers when I quit.
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Oh shoot, and that's not an insignate for a number like get you get
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up to a thousand, and YouTube starts paying more attention to you and starts
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promoting you more. And so if I'd stuck with it, maybe I would
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have kept growing and growing and growing and growing like they did. Problem is,
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I did exactly what they did. Did not promote myself at all.
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I meant it, and you were there consistent, like every week something coming
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out too. I mean, Lene already runs sketch on how to be a
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successful sketch comedy group on the Internet, starts with make videos for six years,
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but don't promote yourself at all. And I laughed so hard because that
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was exactly what I did. Like, that was exactly what I did.
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But yeah, they they were the same. They're just like, we're just
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gonna put it out and hope people just start coming and seeing our stuff.
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But yeah, they they stuck with it, and now they're like a full
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company with like four full time employees, and that's awesome. You know.
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It's to me, it's weird that they don't have more considering how many people
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they have like helping out. But I mean, I guess they must be
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like paid on a case by case basis. I don't really know. How
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it works. But it's it's inspiring to see that they're still around today.
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I'm just kind of impressed. Yeah, it's awesome, just on a whole
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level of the insane shit that they do, which is brilliant in my eyes
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anyway. Hell yeah, So yeah, it's just shouting out a little of
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to loading ready run for inspiring me to make videos for a little while and
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games with their name in. Yes, absolutely, are we good for a
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break? Yeah that sounds good. So all right, let's take a break.
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up to. We're also going to check out some comments or emails or whatever
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is time for part two of our episode, which means, as we usually
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do, we're going to look at some comments and emails. We've got,
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ye, Stevie, what do we got? We got a comment on the
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video version of show number two fourteen, the Pantsley Shorts Retrospective with Mexican Retrospective
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retro Shoot, my totally. Somebody can spell people? God, Aaron,
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you fell words rights, you post things to put baby in the tags?
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I think I think everybody you put baby in the tags? What the fuck
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looks? Pitch me baby one more time, Jesus Price. There's no actual
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baby in this, Oh my god, but there's a pitch. Will you
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get to the comment? Yes, this comments from Mexi himself. This came
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out so good, thanks guys, and yeah with the shades on because he's
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badass and cool. Oh yeah, sir, thank you sir very much.
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Oh my god, it was it was. It was so much fun.
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It's always fun hanging with MEXI always, man, I miss him so much.
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Yeah, I want to hang out and want to do a barbecue with
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him or something, or maybe I'll go out to dinner again. That was
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so much fun, Yes, talking about we talked about PlayStation games. Think
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more than anything that. I just talking about a lot of PlayStation games.
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And I was in my element because I fucking loved the Sony PlayStation. I
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could talk for hours about that ship. That was a good trip. Man.
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We all just hung around. Yeah, like after dinner were cool places
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we hung out. We did We did a show. We did a massive
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show, which was impressive. I mean it was impressive the way that we
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did that show, like logistically, like we had it figured out and lined
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up so people just got in and out of chairs to I don't know how
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we did. Like we are good at this ship. We are genuinely good,
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really good. You should hire us, everybody. We'll do a show
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for you. To this day. My favorite o where that show is when
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somebody said that your topic is the Prince's tires and everyone would collectively went,
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oh, the Princess Bride. I was like, man, I love that
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movie. I don't care not the series. The first one the Princess,
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The second one is okay, the Vampire Tires move on to something else.
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Do we have anything else, Stevie? Yeah, yeah, yeah. We
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got an email as well from Colin me you want me to read this one?
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Yeah? All right, So Colin says, with a few recent guests,
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the song guess the line, et cetera. I thought you could pick
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a movie, album or even popular household item vibrator, and the contestants have
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to identify it via the reviews starting worst to best. Obviously multiple choice,
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but with some of the downright hilarious reviews out there and you guys, ability
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to improve, et cetera, could be lightning in a bottle, keep being
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awesome column. Thanks many. Actually it's funny story. The Gate leaders already
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do a game exactly like that, so it would be it would be yet
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again me stealing from the British. But I mean it's what I do,
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so they are the British, you know, at least I mean that almost
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makes it worse because ok no, I feel guilty is the difference, Like
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I don't want to rip off their ship. He Ray got permission from brother,
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We got permission from another. He out prints. Then well he's still
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there. He's still there. So yeah, so I think we're wild,
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sorry Matt and him being more of a writ than you, Colin said that
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I get to steal all of your ship I want, just because he's still
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a Patriots. Those freaking tea dumpers. Why would you want to live with
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a bunch of people with hoist tea? Those fucking tea dumpers? Is that
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something the British hope? So I hope, so I hope they call him?
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Please calling us tea dumpers. There's just one of the furies t dumpers
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still in the UK over there with a ask is this giy that never given
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American tea? They just wasted? True? Well, thank you for the
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suggestion, Colin. We will take it under advisement for sure. Yes,
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And it's always a pleasure to hear from you, man. Miss Yeah,
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we miss you. Brother. You should have Colin Maxim for a show.
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We should maybe just think about dude's fucking funny uh and these awesome besides,
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but he comes up with a good ideas. Yeah, steal from other people.
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Yeah, let's let's steal a British man. You know what, it's
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from the British Archer, steal a british Man. British Man, nobody else
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do a British men. It's Archer. Alright, that's the game plan,
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Colin, you beond nototice. I got a burlap sack and every for himself.
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What are we doing? I don't know. Do you have any more
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emails? No? No, No, that's it. That's it for this
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week. Some TikTok stuff, but it's too much. Okay, we love
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you and you're awesome. Yeah. So that's been my week. Mostly is
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is some loading ready run and doing stuff for the audiobook. And I made
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a massive increase in the amount of words for like you know, I made
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serious progress in my second novel. So that's good. That's awesome. That's
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pretty much all I've been doing is side and I'm releasing that thing before I
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get through your first one. Yeah. Probably, I'm uh And it's fine,
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I am. That's not a big deal. I I have doesn't bother.
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I was gonna say. The only other thing I did was a beat
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Final Fantasy eight again and was disappointed to find that the Sorceress does not blow
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up for as long as I remembered, too quick it was it was over
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and under a minute, and I was like, I remember this taking much
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longer. And then I went online and looked at a YouTube and you it,
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and I suddenly remembered why it was so much longer on the original PlayStation,
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because it was on the original PlayStation. The remastered version goes at full
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speed, the PlayStation slows down like so it's like she's exploding so much the
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PlayStation can't actually keep actual pros. It's literally like pow, like parts are
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exploding out of her and it's just and the PlayStation is just going. That's
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awesome, like literally going in slow motion. So no wonder that took forever.
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The PlayStation was getting pushed as hard as it could go, just couldn't
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handle it. Yeah, but the part that I remembered was still in there,
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where like it's it's like she's exploding like crazy boom boom boom, and
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then you think there's like a giant explosion that's going to be end of it,
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and then light just starts to fill the screen in front of each character
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individually that's in the fight, So like uh Renoa and Squall and Quistas all
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just momentarily get whited out, like slowly, just the white just kind of
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takes over them, just along with this noise. It is like like it's
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speeding up somehow, but it plays over all three of them, and then
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it cuts back to the Sorceress and there's all these shafts of white light coming
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out of her and then just a massive, like negative explosion like in Black
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Okay, and I'm like, she's still exploding, like still going, and
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then finally she starts to disintegrate and like she's great, Yeah, disintegrate like
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little pieces of her into three D corpse are just from the top down,
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like the snap disintegrations from Avengers, but slower. Yes, it still takes
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approximately ten seconds for all of her to disintegrate into nothing, but uh yeah,
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yeah, I had a lot of fun with that. I was really
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looking forward to that explosion. I was like I'm ready, my body's ready.
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And then it went at full speed and I was like, huh huh.
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Remaster kind of ruins it for me. Just a little bit longer.
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Just pause it every couple of seconds. Yeah, I'll just I'll just watch
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the original on YouTube when i'm jonesing for it. I don't think I'm gonna
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play through that game again without cheating my ass off. I was actually I
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actually played without cheating this time, really played through the whole game without without
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using any like card cheets or anything. I mean, I still broke the
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hell out of the game, because you can, it can fuck up,
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but I didn't, like, I didn't give myself a set of all of
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the cards so I can make all of the items and all that shit and
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just go fucking nuts like I used to when I was a kid. And
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anyway, that's everything I've been up to pretty much. So one of YouTube
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is gonna have to talk. Oh shit, damn it, I'll talk to
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Okay, go ahead. Mine was easy. Ah. Well, for about
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a week and a half, I was going over your script for me.
27:51
Yeah, so that was most of my free tim Yeah. I was genuinely
27:55
impressed that you were practicing. Yeah, dude, like, like I wanted
27:59
to take it that you were taking this serious. And I how do you
28:02
for actually completing just the novel alone, let alone take the extra steps of
28:07
publishing it then going for the audiobook. I'm like, dude, this is
28:11
still seems it was insane to me. It still seems I still feel like
28:15
I'm it's surreal. It's awesome. Like body experience almost like what the fuck
28:19
is even happening. I have a separate account in my bank with over five
28:23
thousand dollars just sitting in it, and I'm just like, I don't dare
28:27
touch it. I'm like, I don't go anywhere near I'm like, yep,
28:30
not until I have to. But this is this is awesome. This
28:33
is the thing you're leaving like when you leave. Man, it's like,
28:37
you got this out there now in the world, and shit, it's fucking
28:40
I have. I have a legacy. I guess is anyone going to pay
28:44
attention to it after I've gone? I don't know, but you got one.
28:47
But I mean, yeah, I am. I don't have kids,
28:49
so this is what I'm leaving behind. Ye I hear you, man,
28:53
But that's awesome. So yeah, aside from two hundred fucking episodes of this
28:59
podcast right exactly, yeah, which will be out forever. I got my
29:07
my life insurance plan actually funds the rest of the show for like ten more
29:10
years. I already have it in my will to keep it going to cover
29:14
everything after just fuck god damn it. Now I'm obligated. How the fuck
29:19
are we going to replace you? Like a book with a step by step
29:23
how to do everything. Okay, okay, you have to you have to
29:30
drug a badger, shave it, teach it to speak English, get it
29:36
really really high. It's pretty much most of it. But no, Yeah
29:42
for me, I I just went through lines and had fun. I've been
29:47
playing a lot of Fallout for again. I got back in the Fallout for
29:48
You're better than a shaved badger. I'm an un badger, more like a
29:57
raccoon with mage. Actually, you know that's a better descriptor now I'm thinking
30:03
about it. Raccoon yah, trash bandits, Oh oh man, they're okay.
30:14
So I was on the Fink Show, uh last Friday. I think,
30:17
yeah, like we have there's this ongoing thing with me Stone talking about
30:22
giraffes or whatnot, and we got onto this thing about me getting into my
30:27
raccoon costume, which we might have to order something. So like how I
30:32
wanted to do a video of me in my raccoon costume. I'm like going
30:34
after somebody's garbage cans and ship. But then Aggie comes running after me in
30:41
a giraffe costume, like a draft cop costume. He's got the badge and
30:44
the hat, and ship. He's gotta go and try to arrest me because
30:48
of the Girafte cops from the Fink Show. You guys got to check out
30:49
The Fink Show seven seven's four Big Fink call it. But you should go
30:56
there and check your ship out. It's on pod Bean. I get paid
31:00
to say this, to say this what the advertised by the Thing show?
31:06
Okay? Is that all you did? That's a commercial practice reading. Really,
31:12
I think that was the most for the book. Played Fallout and then
31:15
sold out and hold Out show, not just getting ready for spring man,
31:21
I got my I got my motorcycle registered, inspected, and I went for
31:23
a ride yesterday. Word, yeah, it was fucking awesome. It was
31:26
so gorgeous. So now you're one of those assholes we hate so much.
31:30
But I don't do it when I'm recording. How the fun could you?
31:37
I mean, I can there's a headset inside the helmet Jesus Christ, So
31:41
do you want? We can get a discord through my phone? And how
31:44
the would you hear anything over that loud ass? I don't fucking know,
31:48
but it works. I listened to music. Yeah, oh Jesus Christ.
31:52
Getting ready for summer, getting ready to do some fucking mad work down here.
31:56
Man. I got like tons of plans, like so many. It's
32:00
going to be awesome. This It's going to be a good year for everything
32:04
I'm hoping. I'm looking for another like I'm doing podcast consulting and ship like
32:10
that soon podcast because apparently I've been doing this for a while and I have
32:15
ideas and yeah, well, I mean you've been doing it long, even
32:19
longer than I have, just by virtue of unbroken time. But even before
32:24
then, I wasn't running a podcast. I don't know the first thing about
32:28
actually running a podcast where you do. Yeah, so I think I'll get
32:31
into that just to get some extra bucks here. I mean, yeah,
32:34
it might, it might. It might earn you something. You can look
32:37
at somebody set up and be like, all right, so this is what
32:38
you should consider, you know, and just give them a bunch of ideas
32:43
of things that they could do to improve their show, improve their distribution,
32:46
improve their their audio quality, like you know it all. So, I
32:51
mean, that's not a bad idea at all. I think it would genuinely
32:54
be a good idea for any want to be podcasters out there to ask Stevie
32:59
for help and pay him a modest tree. Yeah, I think that'd be
33:02
a great idea. Yeah, I'll send the money this way, peeps.
33:07
But no, I'm just excited. There's a lot of stuff going on,
33:10
and then of course I'm getting ready to go to Vegas at the end of
33:13
the year, so I'm trying to get the extra money for that right now.
33:15
So that's what I'm really working into, saving up for that. So
33:20
yeah, but other than that, that's about it. Man, Just trying
33:22
to live life and not spend any money. Yeah, I know that feels
33:27
it's difficult. I know that feeling all too well. Trying not to spend
33:30
any money does not work very well. No, it's had anyway I can
33:36
spend less money that I can do. That's what I'm doing. Yep.
33:38
It's not that hard once you put yourself to a budget. Yeah, sucks
33:43
doing it, but it sucks doing it. It sucks to it, but
33:46
it's for the greater good of yourself to do such things. Yeah. Yeah,
33:51
that's your PSA for today, that ng Yeah, is there anything else?
33:59
I don't think there is, Loggie, do you have anything, Yeah,
34:01
I'm an adult that I am spending money. He's got a real job.
34:07
No, no, So we are about to drop some money to get
34:13
our apartment a nice like washer dryer. Finally get like to live like you
34:21
know, adults, instead of being like going downstairs to do our laundry,
34:25
because we can do our laundry. Or let me ask the question that's important.
34:30
It's on my mind. I don't know about anybody else, but I
34:32
know how space is at a premium up there. Where the fuck are you
34:37
gonna put them? So there, we do have a hallway where there was
34:39
once a washer dryer, like big two separate units there. We had cleared
34:45
it out and now it's just an open hallway like closet. So boo yeah
34:52
boo. Oh you're hoping we'd struggle bar at the I thought there was gonna
34:57
be a more interesting answer to that question. All right, Aaron, help
35:01
replace the floors in the hole? Oh ship, No, that's even better.
35:05
Knocked wall in front of secret compartment crap, No, that's good too.
35:12
Turned it into the police because he's a good kid instead of spending use.
35:16
Oh we get dive bombed by shield bugs every other day. That's something
35:21
bad. That hell, there's a war going. Yeah, our windows are
35:25
pretty shitty, like there's spaces between some of them, and they're just getting
35:30
right in. We're getting them fixed as well, but that's gonna take some
35:34
time and a lot of fucking cash just don't have right now, especially if
35:37
I'm dropping it on a washer dryer combo. Other than that, we just
35:42
finished watching the Fallout series. Not gonna spoil it, but it was good.
35:46
If you like fall Out, any of the fall if you're if you're
35:50
if you play the games and you're a fan of the games, you're gonna
35:52
have fun with the show. If you've never played the games but you still
35:57
want to check it out, you're still gonna have fun. You might not
36:00
know what's going on. Gory, is it? I have to know?
36:06
Yeah, yeah, it's it's it's gory points, it is. There's some
36:12
power, Yeah, there's some moments. It's not all the time, but
36:15
there's moments. Yeah yeah. Yeah, Well that's a shame. But it
36:21
was great. I mean, I'll go through and watch it again. I
36:22
can. I can break the times for you. Like I knew, I
36:28
knew, I knew Piccard was safe. Yeah, I knew that. I
36:30
knew that was not going to be gory, but yeah, this is Unfortunately,
36:36
there's just some parts that are way too true to the game. Yeah,
36:40
and there's there were things that I could handle in the game that I
36:44
was like, oh if I saw that in the movie, I think I
36:46
threw up. Yeah, they shows his Amazon I think, right, yeah,
36:51
yeah, you could swear to so. But it did get that bug
36:58
in me to go back and play those types of Yeah, I kind of
37:01
want to go back to fall Out three four in New Vegas again. Funny
37:06
enough, though I didn't. Instead, well, at least tell me you
37:09
played fall Out seventy six. Oh we did. We did for a time,
37:15
Like nobody hates themselves that much. Yeah, we did for a time
37:19
back when it first came out, But that's because it was like available with
37:22
game Pass, so we just played it. Yeah, because it was available,
37:24
it was on game Pass, it was free, so why not try
37:27
it that you try it and you're like, well that was a waste of
37:30
time. Yeah, that is not as fun as we thought it was.
37:34
But no, Instead, I'm like, Okay, I don't like Fallout four,
37:37
so I'm not going to play that. Uh, and I want to
37:40
play New Vegas, but I want to like set time aside to play New
37:45
Vegas. Like actually, dedicate hours to it because I want to play through
37:49
it proper. From a story in writing standpoint, New Vegas is the best
37:52
one. Yeah, by far from a game play spent standpoint, I actually
37:55
prefer Fallout four. Okay, that's fair, but I know I also I
38:00
don't like the story of Falloff. At least I believe there are oh who
38:05
fucking gives a shit about? Sorry, I just wandered around and do all
38:07
the dexterraneous ship but the I think there. I may be mistaken, but
38:15
I seem to recall hearing about a not a total conversion, but like a
38:19
homemade like expansion pack, that it is basically an entirely new game. I
38:24
think it's called Fallout London. I could be. Yeah, well here's the
38:29
problem with that. But as the released another patch for the game with had
38:34
content update, it broke broke Fallout. Yeah, it broke fall Out London.
38:39
And it broke all the mods because they were now incompatible with the with
38:45
the HD enhancement pack. And I think I think the dev for Fallout London
38:49
pretty much just about all but threw up his hands in defeat, and just
38:52
because he literally just released it literally just and then and then the Fallout people.
39:00
Yeah, it's a lot of people are looking forward to it. A
39:04
lot of people thought it was going to be the next Fallout game. It
39:06
was that. It was, it was it was that complete. It was
39:09
actually experience but having power that they never have a Follout game outside the US.
39:17
Having said that, the Fallout London crew I believe they have released a
39:22
statement saying that they are going to work on it and try and get it
39:24
compatible. I hope they do, but it's going to take time. Yeah,
39:28
a lot of time because they fucked them over. They quite literally did
39:34
every time and up. So instead, instead I pivoted side back to cyberpunk.
39:42
Oh oh yeah. I thought he was going to say LARPing would be
39:46
I don't think my back could handle LARPing like we usould do it at college
39:52
with Jorge Man. You go with coverage, You're like, I do this,
39:53
I stay with you thunder Bull. But no, I pivoted the cyberpunk
40:01
again. We started at the beginning, found a nice build I wanted to
40:05
go with. I went like a nice assault rifle build with Scandal Vistain,
40:10
the one that like slow mos everything so literally just running and gunning and slow
40:15
Mo and went like streak Kid and all that, and yeah, it's still
40:21
so good, like they've they've been doing such a good job on it that
40:24
now it runs and looks still good on the lowest setting, so like my
40:29
computers, not overheating at all. It's like barely running the fans in some
40:34
parts. Yeah, they've they've optimized the hell out of that, and it's
40:38
amazingly able to run on much weaker stuff than it did when it first came
40:44
out. Yeah, and they added like a bunch of stuff to like updates
40:46
they the I remember I had, remember my mini laptop handheld gaming. That
40:53
thing was cool. I loved that thing. It was awesome. But it
40:59
can only play cyber hung for like ten seconds before we crash. Oh my
41:01
gosh. GPU. It has you know, integrated graphics, so it's it
41:07
struggles. It's got like a I think it's an eleventh gen Intel chip in
41:10
there. But thanks to updates to Cyberpunk, it's actually like fully playable.
41:16
Now that's on this on that little handheld fucking dinky thing. Amazing. It's
41:22
seven to twenty p but it plays, hey, hey fucking plays, and
41:28
I was having I was genuinely having fun playing cyberpunk in my fucking bathroom,
41:31
like just yeah, gone and mother, Yeah, it's it's it's been that.
41:37
It's been a good time going. I I still enjoy the hell out
41:39
of cyberpunk. It's just driving around listening to the music every time fucking afterlife
41:45
kicks in. Now that we've watched Edge Runners, it's like, oh,
41:49
that show was actually really good, the cyberpunk show. Yeah, that's what
41:52
I heard. It was actually pretty awesome. Got me and that it is
41:54
going again bloody, but it's like cartoonishly bloody. Yeah yeah, so anime
42:00
bloody so I could handle that. Yeah, you know it's fake, so
42:02
it's not too bad. But it was good. I mean, yeah,
42:06
I watched with the dangan m anime, and you know, the games are
42:09
pretty fucking it's about kids killing each other, so it's fucking bloody, you
42:13
know. Ye. But the but it's it's all, uh, the video
42:16
games are all like pink blood. The animes did not fuck around, however,
42:21
really, yeah, they they showed uh the the Villainessa's proto attempt to
42:28
do set up a similar thing. But she's just like put a bunch of
42:30
students in a room with a box full of weapons and said go to town
42:34
or else I release your deepest, darkest secrets on the internet. Wow,
42:37
and they start killing each other. Yeah, but geez, it's it's it's
42:45
it's fucked up. It's hard to watch for sure. But it wasn't like
42:49
gory turned my stomach, like I could handle it. I'm like, it's
42:51
anime, you know, Yeah, the one the one time I watched an
42:55
anime that I almost couldn't handle it just because of how off it was.
43:00
Was I think the Dead Space anime that huh I heard it? Yeah.
43:07
I think it takes place between the events of Dead Space one and two,
43:09
and the instrumer is still like floating in space. Or it might actually be
43:13
a prequel to a Dead Space one. Oh, but like one of the
43:16
characters is a lady and like the other characters are starting to go slowly insane,
43:22
and this one has like a kind of like a chainsaw blade almost cool,
43:27
comes up behind her and between her legs. Oh good from there up
43:32
like, and she's trying to hold it down with her hands and just cutting
43:37
through her hands, and it's like Jesus Christ, like that was it was
43:39
genuinely hard to watch. I was like I was like, I almost I
43:43
almost threw up just from the idea of it, like like, thank god
43:45
it was an anime and not like actually I would have a hostel or something
43:51
like. It was awful. It's absolutely awful. Anyway, enough of these
43:55
horrific things. Yeah, f on door fast. Should we take a break?
44:02
I need a cigarette? Jesus all right, we'll be back right after
44:09
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we are proud members of the Odd Pods media Network. Sorry, I was
45:13
somewhere else just now. I was like, I was gonna say, should
45:19
we smack? I saw in the image on it, and that just taught
45:24
me for some reason, and I was visibly there on that bridge. Honestly,
45:29
I thought it was those people in the background getting married or whatever.
45:31
You're getting married nice, I imagine going on back there, wait for for
45:36
they're all jumping off there just online. It's actually Lemmings Jesus. For the
45:44
briefest moment, I looked at Aaron and saw that he was motionless, and
45:46
then I glanced to you and saw that you were just staring ahead of I
45:51
thought it was me. I'm like, ship, what the fuck happened?
45:54
He fell into a time loop. He went too hard on that cyberpunk thing.
45:59
He thinks he the implant. Now, I thought the real hard all
46:04
of a sudden, be like, Oh, that's a good, dude.
46:07
If it makes you stop trying, that's a good That's fucking funny. Sorry
46:10
about that. Tired this episode, Yeah, we're still out of it.
46:16
We're all a little tired. But I still got other stuff I could talk
46:21
about. It realized during the break. So I have been supporting this board
46:25
game forever and I need to stop. But they're coming out with new expansions,
46:29
so I know I won't. So it's called Thunderstone Quest that and I
46:35
wanted to talk about this August played it is. It is a deck building
46:39
game where you are managing adventurers going down into a dungeon to try and stop
46:45
the evil Guardian and collect the Guardian keys. And it's it's a really cool
46:52
twist on the deck building from Dominion because you have two choices. You can
46:58
either go to the village, spend money, get goods that you can spend
47:00
to help you delve deeper into the dungeon, buy better heroes for your deck,
47:06
or even just upgrade your heroes with experience points, which are also your
47:09
victory points, so you got to be careful about that, and you're just
47:14
trying to put the together the best deck you can so you can get the
47:16
most experienced points by the end of the game and win the game. So
47:21
it's kind of co op competitive almost. Its kind of sits in that sphere.
47:25
Now, the thing about this game and the thing about Dominion, both
47:30
games are equally guilty of this, is that they can literally just keep adding
47:37
cards. So I am at this point in the Proud Possession thanks to a
47:45
Kickstarter campaign of the fourteenth and fifteenth expansions Holy to go with the other thirteen
47:52
which I already have. I bought the game on Kickstarter. It's Becca Scott's
47:57
fault. I'm holding you personally responsible. Becca. She did the k starter
48:02
video and it genuinely looked like a lot of fun, and it is a
48:05
lot of fun, but it's an expensive and heavy lot of fun. The
48:09
entire game fits into two giant boxes. Now I had to buy a second
48:15
box because there was literally, there's literally no room left in the first box.
48:21
None couldn't do it anymore. And I was like, motherfuckers, what
48:25
am I supposed to do with this shit? And now they've just announced a
48:30
sixteenth and seventeenth expansion, so I'm probably gonna wind up getting those. But
48:34
I've been spending I've been spending a lot of time, especially the last couple
48:37
of days because it arrived on Thursday, like trying to organize these cards in
48:43
a way that makes sense. But it's been like it's been like months since
48:45
I've even played the original game, so like I don't remember how I organized.
48:51
Like I can look in and I'm like, Okay, I see like
48:54
a lot of the stuff that I'm looking for, but I don't see some
48:57
of the stuff that I need for these other cards that came with the game,
49:00
Like there's there's you can play what's called Epic Thunderstone because each expansion is
49:07
kind of interwoven. It has its own heroes, its own villains, its
49:10
own monsters, all that stuff. So you can play it expansion by expansion
49:15
and play the heroes and against the proper villains and whatnot. And there's a
49:17
quest book that goes with it describes the story that you're experiencing as you're taking
49:22
care of all this stuff. Ok, but you can also play Epic Thunderstone,
49:25
which is basically, take everything out of the box and play with every
49:30
card imaginable. Oh my gosh, build whatever the fuck deck you want,
49:35
build you know, whatever hero with whatever weapon, with whatever you want,
49:39
Like, just build whatever, float your boat and go dungeoneering and have a
49:45
good time. And of course, you know, you can also have all
49:46
the monsters in the world if you want. But yeah, it's like so
49:52
there's these cards that come specifically called Epic Support, which allow you to play
49:55
Epic Thunderstone by giving you the extra cards you need for the sheer amount of
50:00
ship they're putting out on the table. And uh, I don't know where
50:06
to put these because I can't find the Epics Support cards in my original box.
50:09
I'm like, what the what the fuck? So I'm just like just
50:15
kind of like I spent a lot of the last ages kind of looking back
50:19
and forth between the two boxes, like where do I where do I put
50:22
these? What? What? Where the hell? What the hell? How
50:24
the hell? Yeah, briefcase boxes and what's what's really shitty about this?
50:31
Like all this and all this money I've spent on this game. We've played
50:35
it probably a grand total of four or five times. And it's a fun
50:38
game too. It is a fun game. No, it doesn't take terribly
50:44
long. I mean, granted, the boxes are so huge now I have
50:45
to dig through and find heroes. But yeah, we can't. We can't
50:50
absolutely play it. We can't absolutely play it. Next time you guys come
50:53
over, we can play it absolutely. It's a lot of fun, it
50:57
genuinely is. But but there's fucking too much now, Like there's there's too
51:00
fucking much. And now it's like if I don't buy these pansions, then
51:05
I'm literally like almost complete. I have an almost complete set. I have
51:12
an incomplete set by only these two pieces. I'm like, motherfuckers. So
51:17
I kind of have to keep going. I want to keep having the complete
51:21
set and then turn around and finally sell it someday for like for like hundreds
51:27
of dollars, because Jesus chriss thousands of I mean that seems insane but possible.
51:32
I guess yes, long enough, sure, yeah, yeah, you
51:37
wait long enough. So that's going too long that it becomes priceless. Yes,
51:44
but that's that's what I've been doing. I haven't actually played or did
51:47
I to be playboard game on Sunday. I think we did it. Oh,
51:52
we played a Feast for Odin. O. A Feast for Odin is
51:55
a worker placement game slash Tetris. Yeah, you get this grid that you
52:00
can put your goods on. You can only put certain goods on, and
52:04
you have to follow certain rules, like the green tiles can't touch other green
52:07
tiles. They can be diagonal, but they can't be next to like adjacent.
52:13
Blue tiles can touch anything. And you can also use money or or
52:16
to place on any space to fill in gaps and things like that. But
52:21
like the pieces are all different sizes. There's like two by one, there's
52:24
two by three by one, there's two by two little cubes, you know,
52:29
and and the special items are fucking anything like shaped like an e or
52:36
you know, like a fucking like a hammer or something like. It's just
52:40
and you gotta make it all fit on these grids and cover up all these
52:45
negative points so you don't wind up losing a shipload of points at the end
52:49
of the game. Yeah, it's it's it's a really neat engine builder h
52:54
slash the whole Tetras thing. I really dig because just just that's another dimension
53:00
onto the gameplay, because you're not just getting resources and getting stuff that gives
53:05
you points like a lot of games, you have to then actually place it
53:07
in a way that makes sense and doesn't fuck you over. Makes sense.
53:13
That's awesome, it's it's it's a pretty fun game, but it took a
53:15
long time to figure out. Yeah. Yeah, so it's kind of cool.
53:21
I don't know if i'd introduce that one to you, Stevie when you
53:23
especially if you're stoned, because dear god, that's it's it's a lot.
53:28
I think it fun. But yeah, it is very it is fun.
53:32
But I mean everybody at the table complained until we got like halfway through the
53:37
game and they got it and they're like, Okay, now I get it.
53:38
Now it's fine. Yeah, yeah, it might be a bit much.
53:42
It's like it's like it's like stone Age, but imagine you had thirty
53:45
two options of things to do instead of like ten. Yeah, yeah,
53:51
that's hard. Anyway, speaking of board games, you guys play any Yeah,
53:55
well, on Thursdays, we don't. We stay upstairs for dinner.
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It's like the apartment. We have dinner. We play board games every Thursday.
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Now. Oh okay, yes, we've been doing it for like about
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a month and a half now. Yeah, is that what I'm keeping you
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from for Thursday recording sessions. Yeah, I'm sorry. We we rush.
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Don't worry. We'll talk about that in a minute, all right. But
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we started with what was the Sasquatches and Lumberjacks or something. Though, So
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the first game that we started playing together for these Thursday nights has been called
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Flapjacks and Sasquatch Lapjacks and Sasquatches, Pancakes and Yetties, Pancakes, bigfoots Root
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to fre So it's a deck kind of building. It's yeah, a little
54:39
bit of my buildings just a decade. Basically, you everyone has trees they
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have to cut down, and these trees are worth a certain amount of points
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at the end, you have to basically get to like twenty one or something
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like that, and there's cards like axes you need to cut down the trees
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or or there's cards that will either give somebody a blister or you have to
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have gloves that will protect you from blisters. There's cards like Sasquatch cards that
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will come in and fuck everything up and like have you wipe the board or
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something like that, or there's other cards like Companions that'll assist you to chop
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down trees or uh, stuff like that. So pretty much you're rolling dice
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and if you have an axe and it actually either gives you a plus or
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a minus or nothing or whatever, you roll those dice to try to hit
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the street value. And then the negatives are, like you said, the
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blisters or ax slips or some shit like that. But then you get like
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these funny ones like Babe will come in and help you the fucking blue ox
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and shit, oh she's like, oh well, this fucking ox will help
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knock down this like this public There's awesome, but it's been fun. We've
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been playing it, and like the first two weeks we play our other roommate,
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the Cybernetic Diabetic couldn't even get a fucking axe at all, Like we
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were shoveled like and every I mean, do you get one, It's like
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we broke it on them or something. Because there's certain acts do different things.
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Like there is just a basic act that doesn't give you any plus or
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minuses, but all of them can get destroyed either by another card or if
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you like, or something some event or whatever that takes place. But then
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there's like acts like a titanium ax that gives you like a plus one and
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can't be broken, but you could still have somebody steal it or swap it
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out out on you or something like that. But it's a fun game where
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it's like you're kind of against each other because you're trying to get to the
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twenty one first, but the same time, it's like, I'm just there
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to cutries down, motherfucker. I don't care now. The second game,
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however, that we've been playing with and that we play a lot of this
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is just fun Loop. Oh my god, it's great. It's familiar.
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It's a it's a cooperative game where you battle a man called doctor Foe Yeah
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and clones, and you you play a temporal agent of one of how many
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there are now there's like eight four or five six seven, something like that,
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six to eight or whatever. It's like a board, a circular board.
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Equadrants. Yeah, there a different time the beginning of time, Medieval,
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Renaissance, Industrial, globalization, robot and end of time and basically you
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have to It's it's really cool because it's kind of like Shadow Run. We
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have different missions. The one we've been doing is called Sabotage, and basically
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we have to complete x amount of missions based on how many players there are
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before Doctor Foe creates x amount of four texes and what vore texes are are
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every round he have every turn, yeah, rather, yeah, you have
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to draw a card that dictates where his era is or what era he is
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in, and in the center of the board there's this like dice tower.
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Yeah, in the center of this bird, there's like this dice tower and
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you have to turn the center to whatever his era is, and there's like
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three ramps, one that goes to his era and two that go to the
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adjacent one based on the amount of clones that are in his era. You
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then have to drop rift cubes. These rift cubes will then drop into the
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dice tower and then just randomly go into whatever era. If you get more
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than three rifts to that era, it creates a vortex. That means that
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that era. Any card because that there's cards that get placed out that you
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can collect from. If you end your turn on it get destroyed. Any
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energy cubes or anything that it will help assist you in the game get destroyed
58:47
and it turns into a vortex and the mission is destroyed as well. That
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would have been in that era. And it's basically a race of can you
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complete four missions before he makes three vortexes? And he he is a fucking
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asshole. So the last two weeks, like this week obviously, we recorded,
59:07
so we tried. We had it all set up before we started cooking,
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like as we were cooking dinner and stuff, had it said we're playing
59:12
in the kitchen, and it ended up being I came down to record with
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you and it was only like one turn left or something like that, and
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we ended up just losing. We end up straight up losing because he made
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another So like every person as a turn poral agent, and each agent has
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like a different ability they can do. The one I like to play is
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like that's called the time prowler and every time it's my turn. When I
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go to drop the rift cubes into Doctor Foe's era, I can choose one
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of those cubes to remove. Whereas Steve played a cat like some cat wizard
59:49
guy Camemember's name. Instead of a hand of three cards, he had a
59:54
got he got a hand of four cards, got an extra card. Pretty
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good. Cyber had another card where or another temporal agent where he was like
1:00:02
playing a robot or something like that. But if he kills two clones,
1:00:07
every clone he kills after that adds a energy cube which can be used to
1:00:15
loop your abilities or your movement, so you get one free movement and usually
1:00:22
a hand of three cards. Those cards will allow you to do different things,
1:00:25
either like add energy or remove rifts, push poll clones. The only
1:00:30
way to kill a clone is either through a card or to somehow get them
1:00:35
to their original era, where they'll get displaced and just disintegrade. And so
1:00:42
you have to balance between removing rifts, killing clones, and completing missions which
1:00:49
might have you kill clones, remove riffs, or place energy or loop in
1:00:54
Doctor Foe's era, which changes every player you know, or I kill clones
1:01:00
specifically in his era, which there might not be any clones that need to
1:01:05
go to that era. So then you're like, Okay, I can't do
1:01:07
anything but anything else and yeah, it's it's it's rough, and that we've
1:01:13
only played the one mission type. There's other mission types plus a hard mode.
1:01:16
Yeah, just normal movie. Yeah, and we've only won like twice
1:01:22
and we've played four times something like that. Yeah, it's hard. So
1:01:25
he's kicked ours twice. Sounds a lot like Ansen, a bit like it,
1:01:30
but like it's an octagon like board with a tower dice tower in the
1:01:37
middle. It's so much fun, dude. There's like so many expansions I
1:01:42
guess for it too. It's more creatures that you can play as andre work
1:01:45
cards like that. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Trying to think of like
1:01:50
other like heart Attack in the Box games like and then the only one I
1:01:54
can come up with his Attack on Titan the deck building game. Oh,
1:01:58
never played it. That one came down to a single card. No ship
1:02:01
came down came down to the last card draw. I was gonna have the
1:02:05
last turn before we were all gonna lose, and I drew the like plus
1:02:09
fifteen Titan Killer card like basically I can't remember exactly what it was, but
1:02:15
I was like, oh, thank god played it killed the final titan just
1:02:20
in time. We were just about to lose. Like it was wild.
1:02:23
I think that happened to us in that other game too. Yeah. Yeah,
1:02:29
and in comes very very close every single time we play it usually down
1:02:32
to the last player, if not their last card, like just like unreal
1:02:37
how Shader Run too. We've we've lost Shadow Run more than once. Yeah,
1:02:44
we've lost Shadrun. That game cannot be success. All right, well,
1:02:54
I think that's gonna be hard for an episode, Jacks. So we
1:03:00
get some grub, yeah, yeah, go for some barbecue now thinking about
1:03:06
it, I'm just going to stop by One Eyed Jackson. Oh my god,
1:03:08
that sounds so good again. I'm just gonna go drink a barbecue bottle.
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