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Close Encounters Of The Absurd Kind · HOLOSKY PODCAST

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  [UNKNOWN]: You
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Welcome back to the Hollis guy podcast.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: We are your host.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm Stephen and Kyle.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Kyle's got some weirdness he's gonna bring to us today, but if you have some weirdness, you'd like to share
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Heck, we're out of point now where some of your stories are entirely too, we're not long, and you guys are kind of in the camp where me and Steve would be, or I dare say respectfully, though, lazy, and don't wanna write that story out.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So what you're doing is you're asking us for interviews.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: This is a good to get, you know, it's crazy though.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That sounds familiar.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Nice.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But I was get so confused because I always walk around like your ghost and then he approached me and I'm like, uh, you can see me.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But great dude, we met, we talked for a little bit, and it was, it was cool.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: That's sick.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Just like that.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Kyle's got some weirdness.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I bring out a bunch of fucking hot wings.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Then we just eat hot wings while we're recording.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Wing wins day on Saturday.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It's actually a pretty good idea.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Trying to somehow eat some wings while we're recording.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, we could review them so fucking solid idea See we're full of ideas.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I like that anyways move it on Because people don't like the hollow cooking show as much as I like the house guy podcast So that being said I Kind of I didn't really have a topic in mind.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So this is kind of a scatter shot episode
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But I was trying to find some more bizarre, e humorous, paranormal encounters.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I know they're out there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The hard thing is to define humor, because Steven Ice humor is wildly different.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Then the internet's AI generated definitions of humor.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: weird ones.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What that being said, this first case takes place in Venezuela in 1954.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's been a minute.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: There's probably some funny dudes in 1954 Venezuela.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, check this out.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think you're going to like this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I think the listeners are going to like this.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: This is a series of encounters.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It spans over several months from April through December, right?
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  [SPEAKER_00]: a paranormal game decides to create some chaos even attacking people uh... already got questions i don't know if i should interrupt the story give me your questions let's hear it is it a gang of paranormal investigators no is it a gang of ghosts no is it a gang of aliens
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  [SPEAKER_00]: kind of ultra terrestrial gang members.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I wouldn't go ultra, whatever like the severe opposite of ultra is, that's what these things are.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so here we go.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Emilio Martinez, he was a hunter.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He finds himself on the other side of the aisle on this particular hunting vacation.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's walking back to his car at the end of a day, you know, carrying his score.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And as he's walking, he hears some wrestling, wrestling in the bushes behind him.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So he's like, what, you know, what is that?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And then he hears a long, gutter-roll grow.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So now you're like, all right, whatever's in there is probably not cool.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I need to be on my toes.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it ends up scaring the shit out of him, because he drops his catch.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He just be lines for the car.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: I forget we're in Venezuela.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Venezuela.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So you got like Jaguars and shit there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Exactly.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So the creatures jump out of the bushes and they begin to give chase.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Emilio makes it to his car.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And like in any dumb,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: horror movie.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: What's he start doing?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He starts fumbling with his fucking keys trying to figure out which key opens the door.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: When all of a sudden he gets fucking jumped by these little half men, half monkey dwarves.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And the the beast grabs him, throws him to the ground.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They roll into the ditch.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The two actually start to fight.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Nice.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: The creature begins to bite and scratch Emilio.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: However, a Emilio, he ain't going out like that.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He picks up a rock and starts bashing this thing's head.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But Jesus Christ.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Just starts hammering it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So it loosens his grip.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Enough to where Emilio is able to get free from it and get into his car.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Both of the little shits jump onto his car and start beating on the window.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he, just, he's like, whatever, I got it now.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So he just starts the car, floors it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They fly off the car and he takes off.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Totally turn on his windshield wipers like on Ernest scared and steep isn't it?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's shush.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: with the series of encounters, it kind of gets lost in translation, but essentially they're their little hairy dwarves that are attacking people in these, these, these span of months here.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And there's, there's probably, I don't remember, there's like four or five cases.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: So it wasn't a one-off thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No, there was a few people that got that were attacked by a gang of Harry extraterrestrial dwarves.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: There's a lot of dwarf activity in the paranormal, right?
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, like the dwindet, but I don't I don't like what it's never heavily associated with And gang warfare home is associated with UFOs.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, all right.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll stand corrected.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So here we go.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a rip it Like I said a million was the only one to get jumped by this little gang of dwarves Truck driver Gustavo Gonzalez and his assistant Jose
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Jose, I don't know.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll see you last name.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Sorry, bro.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They'll live.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But they were traveling when they come up to a roadblock.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: This wasn't an ordinary roadblock, though.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: A nine foot wide spherical craft hovering six feet off the ground was the middle.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: It was in the middle of the road.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Gonzalez, for whatever reason decides, hey, I'm going to get out of my truck.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to check this shit out.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He's probably mad because he's running behind.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, truck drivers get when they're running behind.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, yeah.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They're impatient as fuck.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: No disrespect.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: They got places to be.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You guys are, you guys are impatient.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Loads to drop.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I get it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: You definitely got loads of drop out there.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I get it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But Gonzalez gets out and he's probably thinking what I'm going to move this thing out of the way or checking that with it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: But no, he's instantly confronted by a three foot tall Harry dwarf.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: This thing has glowing red eyes and on top of that, he's sporting a sick ass link off.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, so it's like a tiny that visual tiny caveman.
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  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, essentially the UFO flying tiny caveman.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and I mean hats off the Gonzalez here because he wasn't having any part of it immediately confronted by a three foot tall Harry Dwarf and lying on.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so this dude
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He must have been on that special truck driver dust because he goes for it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, I picture him in this thing staring at each other and he's like, whatever dude, fuck you.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: He, he, he, he, he, he goes grab this little thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: And as he goes to grab it, the little Harry Dwarf dude, simply pushes Gonzalez.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, that poor dude flies back 15 feet.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, brute strength, brute strength.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: So the dwarf in a, in a fit of rage, leaps after Gonzales, who then takes a page out of, respectfully, out of the women's,
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  [SPEAKER_01]: My wife's relatives, the women, takes out a page from them, because it's always pulled out of fucking knife.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, stabs the little, the little dwarf dude in the shoulder.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Now I know what you're thinking.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Because I was thinking the same thing.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Hell, yes, he's getting his in.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Gonzalez is getting it.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, no.
• 17:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Because the knife deflects off like he fucking stabs Superman.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: doesn't do anything, then shit, really hits the fan, because his partner, Jose, jumps out of the truck and you're thinking, all right, all right, Jose is going to get some to on one now, right, to on one now, fuck no, you know, Jose's like, oh, shit, my boy's down, you know, I see a sea.
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  [SPEAKER_01]: Not only do I see this little Harry Dwarf in the loincloth attack and Gonzalez, my buddy here.
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  [SPEAKER_02]: Now I see, now I see two more, throwing up three on two with fucking arm folds of rocks.
• 18:18
  [SPEAKER_02]: The tables have turned.
• 18:20
  [SPEAKER_02]: Now they have projectiles.
• 18:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's not looking good.
• 18:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, they're impenetrable.
• 18:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: You can't stab them.
• 18:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: But like I said now that got ammunition you think Jose is going to he's like all day I get my boys back now He's got battles fucking dude straight up Jose takes off not not today Gustave I'm out and it was crazy.
• 18:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's why that's why I dubbed this as like a paranormal gang because Even though Jose was straight pussy
• 18:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: and takes off running.
• 18:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's taking off running.
• 18:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where's he going?
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where's he going?
• 19:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where are you thinking he's going?
• 19:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's a getting the UFO and steal it.
• 19:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: No, that had been way cooler.
• 19:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: Instead, instead, instead, he's heading to the nearest police station.
• 19:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's going to go north, right?
• 19:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: Gonzalez ends up getting an alien pepper spray by dwarf standing inside the craft.
• 19:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: who fires this dazzling beam of light, which blinds him.
• 19:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, shit.
• 19:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: Then the little dwarf gangbangers jump in the craft and skirt off.
• 19:30
  [SPEAKER_02]: So that makes, that was four on two.
• 19:32
  [SPEAKER_02]: Four on two.
• 19:33
  [SPEAKER_02]: We'll four on one technically because that was a bounce.
• 19:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's why I found so crazy.
• 19:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hose takes off with the intention of telling or getting the cops.
• 19:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And these little fuckers are like, well, we're done.
• 19:44
  [SPEAKER_02]: They're back in there.
• 19:45
  [SPEAKER_02]: You're UFO and skirt off.
• 19:47
  [SPEAKER_02]: They blind him first.
• 19:48
  [SPEAKER_02]: They suit blind him.
• 19:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: They ate him with something like a alien pepper spray.
• 19:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Faceful and glitter.
• 19:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then they just...
• 19:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: I I love these these one off bonkers ass awesome encounters and it's so crazy because it happened over several months, you know, from April to December and it was an isolated event.
• 20:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It happened to a bunch of different people.
• 20:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: The fact that yeah, in fact that people are describing the same entities means like something was going on.
• 20:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Some absolutely.
• 20:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: And the fact that like, and these are all things were violent and unstoppable.
• 20:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that does suck.
• 20:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 20:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Your weapons are useless against like little hairy Superman.
• 20:37
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 20:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: That sucks.
• 20:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's, yeah, that's weird.
• 20:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: That sucks.
• 20:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love that they came out of a UFO.
• 20:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Venezuela's wild.
• 20:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's not the only one.
• 20:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: This next one here, December 10th.
• 20:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: 200s, two more hunters.
• 20:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Rhinzo and Hay Zeus.
• 20:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: Why are they just going after like like the the normal like regular blue collar dude?
• 21:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know there must be some hunters truck drivers like I feel like there's a targeted demographic here.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Got a point there.
• 21:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: I didn't see that when I was writing them, but you do have a point since we're in.
• 21:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a little weird.
• 21:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, these two find a three-foot-wide craft and they described it as two wash bowls put together.
• 21:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: This thing was obviously modded though because because that's just floating there off the ground.
• 21:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's also emitting flames from its underside.
• 21:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, so let's get them flame tailpipes.
• 21:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was hoping to have flame decals on the side.
• 21:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Damn it, though, it's dry.
• 21:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Flora said that he sees, which this could be the same group.
• 21:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He sees four little men come out of the craft.
• 21:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: And when the little men notice Flora's and Gomez, they decided to try and kidnap Gomez.
• 22:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: They grab him and start dragging him to the ship.
• 22:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: I want you a little assholes.
• 22:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're not nice.
• 22:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Violent.
• 22:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just abducting people.
• 22:20
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's terrible.
• 22:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: Fightin' every, like they immediately choose violence.
• 22:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, at least on this side, Flores wasn't a bitch.
• 22:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: He decides to be a real one.
• 22:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: It could have been way cooler, but I still give him credit.
• 22:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: Floor has grabs his shotgun, however.
• 22:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Floor has knows that it's unloaded, because he was a responsible hunter, right?
• 22:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: It took all the ammo out.
• 22:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can try to blow off his way out of it.
• 22:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
• 22:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next best thing, Floor has turns it into a club.
• 22:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, however as he attempts to take shotgun club to ass,
• 23:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Swings hits the shotgun breaks an half.
• 23:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they are some sturdy low bastard aren't I?
• 23:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't stab him can't swing on him.
• 23:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, it's one of them glitter guns blind them
• 23:24
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, no doubt blind them run.
• 23:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: See how that goes.
• 23:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'm assuming after later on they the Flores and go man, go man.
• 23:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they get asked to describe these little men and they said You know, they were like it's dark or it was dark out, but they noticed how these little men were very hairy and they obviously had great strength Yeah, obviously somehow in the scuffle
• 23:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: The men managed to escape and make it to a police station.
• 23:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: Both of them were badly bruised and scratched up.
• 24:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: So something did fight them.
• 24:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: 100%.
• 24:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: 100%.
• 24:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: They definitely fist fought.
• 24:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Alien Harry Dwarves.
• 24:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I've, okay, my brain how this plays out is these alien creatures had come to the planet like 15,000 years ago and they they interacted with and saw all these cavemen and then they're like man, these cavemen are just killing and eating everything we need to get the hell out of here.
• 24:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: So they go about their business and they come back now in 1950s and they're like, okay, we're going to try to blend in with the creatures here.
• 24:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: So let's take the form of cavemen and they get here in that that's 15,000 years too late.
• 24:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you might you might be on a something with that.
• 24:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, because if not, you if you've been on another planet figured out how to drive UFOs.
• 24:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, if you're if you're traveling light years to get here, you're wearing more than a loincloth.
• 25:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, one would think you're coming through atmospheres and got a point.
• 25:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, it is a good point.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: You go.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: It is.
• 25:10
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got to be more than loincloth.
• 25:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think like they chose the disguise and it was not the right timeline.
• 25:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like they probably dialed in like 12,000 BC and they ended up in 1950 Venezuela.
• 25:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they fucked up.
• 25:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: They fucked up.
• 25:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: love it.
• 25:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, three days after the attack on Gomez and Flores, another man named Hay Zeus gets attacked by Harry Dwarf.
• 25:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: What did he do for living?
• 25:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know.
• 25:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Probably blue collar.
• 25:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: Probably.
• 25:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, he's definitely blue collar because Hay Zeus was being driven home by some of his buddies.
• 25:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm assuming that they'd all been out drinking because yes, he's like, hey dude, can you pull over?
• 25:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Are you taking this?
• 25:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so they're probably doing some drinking.
• 26:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Having a good time, which, you know, suggest blue collar business.
• 26:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: As he's doing this, he, his friends hear him start to scream in pain.
• 26:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Never could sign when bro goes out to take a visit and it's up screaming in pain.
• 26:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, they, so they all run over and they find him lying in unconscious, covered in scratches and bleeding everywhere.
• 26:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then a short hairy entity rushes past them, leaping into a flat shiny disc covering nearby.
• 26:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: The disc emitted a whistling sound then shot off.
• 26:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Dude.
• 26:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: Passes injuries, hay Zeus, hay Zeus pass.
• 26:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Hay Zeus's injuries were so bad.
• 26:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: He had to be taken to a fucking hospital.
• 26:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Goddamn.
• 26:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: So they fucked him up.
• 26:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And that's kind of a cheap shot, too.
• 26:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: When he's out there trying to relieve himself.
• 26:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you're vulnerable.
• 27:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: And then you got peace in hand.
• 27:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, little dude, little dude, fucks him up.
• 27:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Every time you say, it's a short, very door for a alien.
• 27:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: It makes me laugh.
• 27:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck it all, it's made in it.
• 27:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: So this last one here, I believe this is the last one.
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it is.
• 27:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: Can't even take a piss in Venezuela without getting jumped.
• 27:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's crazy, dude.
• 27:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Unacceptable.
• 27:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jose, Paura was out of jail.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'll get one.
• 27:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: He saw a bunch of dwarves.
• 27:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Pro this is nuts.
• 27:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: He sees a bunch of fucking hairy dwarves loaded.
• 27:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Take a guess at what they're loading Take a crap like into their UFO into their hovering disc shapecraft If you had to guess what would they be loading?
• 27:54
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's so all like I have no idea at this point fucking boulders.
• 27:59
  [SPEAKER_02]: Yeah, it's ammo Well now I that but does feed your narrative of them being caveman
• 28:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: They did use rocks, they have, and they're, they're, they're stealing boulders from earth time travelers that they, they aren't good, they're worse, they're the worst time travelers in the world ever, ever, which which also kind of leads to it because if you're going to think of a dumb time travelers, probably going to be a caveman.
• 28:26
  [SPEAKER_02]: true, you know, true.
• 28:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
• 28:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: So for whatever reason this absolutely terrifies Jose.
• 28:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, they've been fucked me up, do if I saw a bunch of hairy three foot door faily and just dealin' rock.
• 28:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: Throw in rocks into their UFOs.
• 28:42
  [SPEAKER_00]: Just fucking steal a rock.
• 28:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just turn around to leave.
• 28:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm be like, yeah, I'm not on one of any part of what's going on here.
• 28:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, I didn't see shit, boys amount.
• 28:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Jose tries to run off.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fair enough.
• 28:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: But one of these things, paralyzing, firing a violent, violent beam of light at him from a bizarre handheld device.
• 29:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Luckily, like our switches now, these facts, luckily Jose are luckily for Jose.
• 29:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: These these hairy little shits didn't want anything to do with him because after they paralyzing, they just jump in the craft and take off.
• 29:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: did they leave the rest of the boulders?
• 29:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's a good question.
• 29:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, it was so convincing that Jose obviously goes to the police.
• 29:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: The police actually come out and investigate it and they didn't find a whole lot, but they did find bizarre little footprints that they said were neither animal or human.
• 29:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: were they caveman.
• 29:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: Aily what's the caveman foot print look like?
• 29:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know I never met one.
• 29:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Same.
• 29:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll I'm never met a alien caveman either.
• 29:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's weird right here.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Ah.
• 30:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: This is solid solid opening case.
• 30:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 30:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 30:06
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking solid dude.
• 30:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: he just need to compile all of the most batshit insane humanoid and well like the humanoid encounter books had a lot of crazy ones yeah but it's very matter fact which is good it should be it should be very factual of what the witness encountered but
• 30:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm telling you, there was a time like when Russia and Argentina and Venezuela, they had some shit popping off.
• 30:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah.
• 30:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I like when I think of like a very close-minded of me, but I'm always thinking of like American cases, you know?
• 30:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's because it's where we're from.
• 30:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but they got some wild shit going on.
• 30:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, this, yeah, this next one, it's not.
• 30:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: don't think it's violent, but it takes place in a long prairie, Minnesota.
• 31:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's pretty fucking weird, which we like October 23rd, 1965 around 715 p.m. James Townsend, a 19 year old radio announcer of K.E.Y.L.
• 31:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: in long prairie, Minnesota.
• 31:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: Radio
• 31:24
  [SPEAKER_03]: Mm-hmm.
• 31:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is.
• 31:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Probably is K-E-Y-I.
• 31:28
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's good.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 31:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is.
• 31:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, James was driving along Highway 27.
• 31:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now he takes this corner in the road and in the middle of the road is what he describes a tall rocket ship looking object.
• 31:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yes, right.
• 31:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he he slams on his brakes kids to a hole roughly 20 feet from the object immediately
• 31:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: As it gets within proximity, I mean, tell tell UFO and counter the the motor lights radio everything stops working in his car.
• 32:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, instantly.
• 32:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: Even though he said the craft in front of him was still lit up and and obviously operating.
• 32:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: So the crafting question, he describes it as he says about 30 feet high, about 10 feet in diameter and he also noted that it looked very unstable, because it was sitting on these fins.
• 32:34
  [SPEAKER_00]: So literally like a rocket ship, which is interesting to me because like in all of our research and our doings in UFOology,
• 32:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: How often do you hear of a UFO that looks like a rocket ship?
• 32:48
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think this is probably the first one.
• 32:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
• 32:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, believe me, it gets fucking weirder.
• 32:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Which leads me more to believe that maybe it's some sort of time travel than maybe these are humans.
• 33:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're right, I mean.
• 33:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because we're the only species to build rocket ships.
• 33:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: like dumbass I'll be curious to you just you you stick with that and that road because you're gonna it's gonna be cool so I also love the way people think
• 33:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: back then right because you have all the homies in Venezuela in the 50s.
• 33:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, they're they're most of them ready to fight.
• 33:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're ready to they're ready to get down.
• 33:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got to be right then as well.
• 33:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're fighting in a conduit.
• 33:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: You fight in the garage.
• 33:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: You fight in crocodiles.
• 33:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Like you got to get ready to throw.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
• 33:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: So now we're the 60s get a little 19 year old.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're Minnesota.
• 33:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: You're fighting like cheese curd.
• 33:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Check it out.
• 33:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: James has this idea.
• 33:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And he's like, dude, what?
• 33:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: I got it.
• 33:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: I know what I know what I need to do.
• 33:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: The smart thing to do, and this is you could tell this is a 19 year old kid.
• 33:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: I have a 19 year old child this terrifying.
• 33:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just mean you haven't even said anything.
• 33:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like dude, I'm going to fucking knock this thing over so I can get some evidence.
• 34:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's what I was going to say.
• 34:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's going to drive into it.
• 34:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm going to knock this over so I can get some evidence.
• 34:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he tries to start his car.
• 34:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, cars not starting, right?
• 34:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: And so, you know, obviously, what better way to knock a rocket ship over in the middle of the street other than just run the thing over, but like I said, it's not working.
• 34:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Next best thing.
• 34:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, if people can tip cows, surely I could knock this thing over by hand.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Very nice.
• 34:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm just going to go fuck a push this thing over my guy.
• 34:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that's that's the plan.
• 34:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: He gets out heads over the rocket
• 34:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now as he's moving, in for the finisher, he notices something.
• 34:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: He sees these little objects start moving out of the craft.
• 34:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: So now, now the beings inside are like, well, this guy's coming out, let's go out.
• 34:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're not going to let him push our car over.
• 34:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and you know, a rocker.
• 35:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: James James noted, he did note that this thing looks unstable.
• 35:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's probably an easy tip over.
• 35:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, which I mean that makes more sense.
• 35:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: That makes more sense going for the going for the tip over if it's not if it doesn't I don't know how he quaded like What makes a raping over is what's gonna give me evidence?
• 35:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't really see how that Compute if he tips it over it can't take off
• 35:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's true, that's true, you know, that's true, maybe he had tow hitch, you know, maybe he had a little hitch on the back of the car just strap it on top of his roof, oh, that we see you got a rocket car, that's it, that's two birds, you don't even have the car doesn't have to start because you got a rocket strap to it, that's it, so you got to think he's James thinking ahead, we're not going to credit he does or you remember.
• 35:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: You remember if you said it was like time trial or some shit.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
• 35:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, here we go.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: These three little tight.
• 35:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: These little beans come out.
• 35:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: He says three small cylinders.
• 36:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: Moving on, spinny looking legs that were no thicker than pencils.
• 36:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: come out of the craft.
• 36:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said they had no distinguishing features and they moved like creatures, not robots, even though they kind of look more like robots and creatures.
• 36:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: What the fuck?
• 36:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I do feel like it would be safe to assume we all would imagine them moving like robots.
• 36:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that's that was I almost said, oh, robots.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 36:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's essentially describing soda cans with fucking legs.
• 36:33
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now James and a little soda soda men had had like a standoff situation.
• 36:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: They kind of just stood there and was staring at each other like what the fuck are we looking at?
• 36:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: And James finally says he and all the he actually says it but he's like, you know what?
• 36:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it's in my best interest if I just leave.
• 36:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he heads back to his car.
• 37:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: That is so weird.
• 37:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as he's heading back to his car, little soda bros do the same.
• 37:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was, they head back to their rocket ship.
• 37:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 37:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it was like a mutual, mutually assured destruction.
• 37:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know what, you know, if I with me, I'm not gonna fuck with you.
• 37:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: We're gonna go our separate ways.
• 37:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: I wanna, like, I wanna know how they moved.
• 37:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: In my brain, I have a picture of them just like, watering.
• 37:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I almost, I almost bet that's how they moved.
• 37:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Were they up right on two legs were they like so long ways with four legs?
• 37:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 37:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a good question.
• 37:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: He did I feel like up right with two legs she's shit like this This like this one off weird stuff is so bonkers I don't feel like people can make it up like if you were a 19-year-old kid You were gonna make up a UFO story
• 38:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: I would not describe the aliens as soda cans with legs.
• 38:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, that would not, I'm with you.
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm with you.
• 38:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: The rocket ship, maybe.
• 38:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: If I was a dumb 19-year-old kid and I was like, yeah, I saw a space rocket in the 60s.
• 38:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I tried to push it over.
• 38:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'll see that.
• 38:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: But they would be aliens in it.
• 38:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because the Roswell's already happened.
• 38:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: You already got the great alien narratives, are you fucking rolling?
• 38:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: Absolutely.
• 38:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what would be driving if I was making it up.
• 38:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, money.
• 38:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: Not soda can't creatures.
• 38:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I'm with you so at this point at this point James is in his car looking out the front window and the craft begins to take off.
• 38:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: It emits a powerful beam of light and a humming sound and as the rocket gained height
• 38:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: The light underneath of it just goes out.
• 38:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as it got further away, James Carr comes back to life.
• 38:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: All on its own mind, you.
• 39:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: He didn't start it.
• 39:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: It just started back up on its own.
• 39:03
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was kind of them to leave him where he was.
• 39:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: From here, James goes back to town and he knocks on the little soda bros.
• 39:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: The cops notice how shook up he is.
• 39:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: They decided to go out to the site of the encounter.
• 39:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Took a little convincing,
• 39:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: go out there with him because he James wasn't trying to go.
• 39:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was scary.
• 39:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, fuck, that I'm not going back out there.
• 39:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't want to fuck with little soda cans.
• 39:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love how much his song changed from.
• 39:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm going to push this over to, I'm getting the, I'm not going back as they all arrived.
• 39:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: They, they saw a rather strange orange light in the sky.
• 39:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it seemed to flicker on and off, but really gets
• 39:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: is the fact or what will really get you is the fact that this thing is moving.
• 39:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It also has a tale to it almost like you would expect a rocket to do.
• 40:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: As the police investigate the site, they find three strips of oil like substance on the ground.
• 40:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: And that's how we're defining where the fin said me I'm assuming so yeah, I was going to ask like when the rocket took off that it take off like a rocket like with the boosters and shit I mean fire he just said it was a life would have said I feel like he would have said that there was fire yeah no he just said there was light that'd be a different kind of
• 40:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's so weird.
• 40:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Different kind of combustion, like power.
• 40:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's so weird.
• 40:39
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• 40:40
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• 40:46
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• 40:47
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• 40:53
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• 40:53
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, these were just little parasites living inside of it.
• 40:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's fucking dope.
• 40:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: And it was like a symbiotic relationship where if something threatened it, the little parasites come out, I'm like, uh, tech.
• 41:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's gross.
• 41:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I don't like the word parasite.
• 41:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's really gross.
• 41:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, it's gross.
• 41:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is gross.
• 41:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, I found another one that is known as the Emerson incident.
• 41:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Not very good reading.
• 41:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: I apologize.
• 41:18
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's fine.
• 41:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, Jan Wolski was a 75 or a 71 year old.
• 41:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know where the fuck I got five at 71 year old Wolski was driving his wagon Through the woods.
• 41:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: What time period is it?
• 41:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, no.
• 41:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: It just says wagon.
• 41:39
  [SPEAKER_01]: And up ahead of him, he sees two strange figures.
• 41:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right?
• 41:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as he's passing these two beings, they go ahead and they're like, all right, here's our ride.
• 41:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: So both of these strange
• 42:01
  [SPEAKER_01]: And once he says, they start a chattering in a unknown language.
• 42:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that fuck me up.
• 42:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: Wolves, he didn't give a single fuck because he just kept driving.
• 42:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, they started doing that weird chatter.
• 42:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: I, I, I get, I just feel like it's yours.
• 42:15
  [SPEAKER_00]: You're going to take it.
• 42:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm out of here.
• 42:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said they were talking in very thin voices.
• 42:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: And as he keeps driving, he notices a, well, this had to been a while back because he noticed, as he describes car floating in the air.
• 42:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: up ahead.
• 42:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: The craft was about the size of a medium bus and white.
• 42:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it's like, it'd be like a cigar shape UFO, essentially.
• 42:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Right.
• 42:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, he's probably was 60 feet maybe.
• 42:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: No, that's too long.
• 42:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't fucking know.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't even.
• 42:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know bus.
• 42:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: But I mean, I just picture.
• 42:50
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I picture pictures cigar shape.
• 42:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: He said it was making a weird whirling and buzzing noise.
• 42:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: It had the classic alien
• 43:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: uh... will skip steps on i guess this point he's essentially dropped the two weirdos off they convince him somehow he gets on uh... onto this ramp with the fucking weirdos one of the the weird green skin creatures with fined fingers
• 43:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And wearing tight black overalls, motions for Walsky to get on the craft.
• 43:31
  [SPEAKER_02]: Like, come on, bro, let's roll to the bus.
• 43:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: So that as you can imagine.
• 43:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: Walsky, Walsky's like, okay, I'm down.
• 43:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: He's like, what's fucking hell, yes.
• 43:41
  [SPEAKER_01]: Let's go, dude.
• 43:43
  [SPEAKER_01]: So he goes on the craft.
• 43:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: These weird ass creatures then convince Wolsky to start undressing and lay down for an examination.
• 43:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, all dude thing is about to get weird.
• 43:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: And I didn't think about that.
• 43:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: He might be, he's like, I've been on this wagon a long time.
• 43:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: Finally.
• 44:00
  [SPEAKER_01]: After the examination, Wolsky was told to get up and address,
• 44:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And they even in a roundabout way, ask him, you know, if he's, you know, moving, whatever the fuck that means you good after that bro.
• 44:16
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 44:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: They also don't forget their manners.
• 44:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: They offer him a snack of, of like, honey, but he's just like, nah, I'm not hungry.
• 44:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Thanks anyway, so I appreciate you.
• 44:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: He nods at the being,
• 44:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: as he leaves the craft given a lot of more or less positive.
• 44:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, I grossly overestimated the length of buses apparently full-size school bus is 35 to 45 feet.
• 44:48
  [SPEAKER_00]: So a medium bus probably 25 feet not so much six 60 footer.
• 44:52
  [SPEAKER_00]: I was thinking of meggleadons not bus.
• 44:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's all.
• 44:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a hunker bus.
• 44:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: My bad.
• 44:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love that they just give each other what's up after the creepy examination.
• 45:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 45:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like old boy probably enjoyed that a lot more than little critters.
• 45:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm feeling like.
• 45:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's really fucking strange that he was that comfortable to just be like, yeah, cool.
• 45:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: I just feel like he was like, old dude of the woods didn't have anybody, didn't have no family at that point.
• 45:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, oh, whatever, what do I got to lose, you know?
• 45:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: How, when am I ever going to get another chance to get naked in front of aliens?
• 45:31
  [SPEAKER_00]: let's get it.
• 45:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm true.
• 45:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: He was 71.
• 45:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's yeah, he's living life now.
• 45:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: He just picked up two alien hitchhikers in his wagon that took him on their bus, made him take all his clothes.
• 45:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's selling hippies.
• 45:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: He probably picked up a hippie commune, took him to the hippie bus and like, hey, take off all your clothes and drink this weird punch where you're going to see what see what goes down.
• 45:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: And after they're done, they drop him off, you know?
• 45:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'll have to
• 46:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: been been real.
• 46:03
  [SPEAKER_00]: See you.
• 46:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: He's like, yep.
• 46:06
  [SPEAKER_02]: Good to see you guys.
• 46:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: I found this probably the last one.
• 46:11
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um, the UFO encounter where it shows up in this town.
• 46:23
  [SPEAKER_01]: Um,
• 46:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: trying to get my bearings with this here.
• 46:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: It flies away in a few minutes later, returns, and was witnessed as it hovered near ground by 12 lower school children playing soccer and 30 to 40 adults waiting at a nearby bus stop.
• 46:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a lot of fucking people waiting in a lot of witnesses.
• 46:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Sam.
• 46:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, they see a hatch open up in the bottom.
• 46:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: a burly three meter tall entity appears, filling the hatch.
• 46:57
  [SPEAKER_01]: The entity had no neck, and its head seemed too small, so it was like fucking curting, and it was standing in the hatch.
• 47:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: They said, I guess its head was more like a knob than a head.
• 47:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: It wears a silver jumpsuit and bronze boots.
• 47:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: It allegedly had three luminous eyes and the outer two whiteish in the middle one slightly above was red.
• 47:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: And it was pupilists and movable, swivering around like a radar.
• 47:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: It also had a disshaped object on its chest right hanging out of flavor, flave.
• 47:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: The empty appeared to scan the train slowly and then close the hatch.
• 47:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: the UFO came lower at this point brushing against a poplar tree, which bitten state in that position, I don't know why I've valid so funny.
• 47:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: All right, so at this point, it's hovered at about a meter and a half.
• 48:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: The object extended four supports and landed gently.
• 48:08
  [SPEAKER_01]: The entity and two others like it emerge with a heavy gate accompanied by something resembling a robot with literally pushed buttons on his chest.
• 48:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: One of the entities adjusted something on the robot's chest causing it to move in a mechanical way.
• 48:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: The whole group walked near the UFO examining the ground and appearing to take soil sample samples.
• 48:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: One entity made sounds which seemed to be orders and from a chest came a beam of light that delineated on the ground a number of luminous rectangles about 30 centimeters by 50 centimeters and these faded after a short while.
• 48:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: During the incident though, one of the boy witnesses cried out in fear, which at that point an entity looked at him dumb, and the boy instantly froze, unable to move, the entities eyes seem to be emitting this weird light.
• 49:12
  [SPEAKER_01]: All the witnesses started shouting at this point, and somehow the UFO entities and robot vanish on the spot.
• 49:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: However, five minutes later, the UFO and entities reappear.
• 49:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: So it was almost like they put on like a cloaking device.
• 49:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: We got finished our business.
• 49:30
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 49:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: Now, one entity had at its side a tube.
• 49:37
  [SPEAKER_01]: That was about 50 centimeters in length.
• 49:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: And there was a 16 year old boy nearby.
• 49:42
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, the entity points the tube at the teenager.
• 49:46
  [SPEAKER_01]: This luminous beam of light comes out.
• 49:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: and the teenager just disappears.
• 49:51
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, fucking gone.
• 49:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: Oh, you gone.
• 49:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: Where was this?
• 49:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think it was in Russia.
• 50:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think I've heard this story or similar story.
• 50:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: I think it was in Russia.
• 50:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't know if I can just disappear to him.
• 50:08
  [SPEAKER_00]: Go on, son.
• 50:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Is he still gone?
• 50:11
  [SPEAKER_00]: No.
• 50:12
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, okay.
• 50:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: After this, the entities ran or the UFO and then fly away.
• 50:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: The teenager then reappears and additional sketch from the children shows an illuminated emblem on the side of the UFO.
• 50:32
  [SPEAKER_01]: It would be the
• 50:40
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I guess it happened in Brinsa and the residents interviewed later claiming they had observed the UFO not just during the above incident, but also many times through September 21st, 23rd, 29th, and October 12th between 6 and 9.
• 51:00
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got questions like, where, I want to, I got questions for the kid that got disappeared.
• 51:05
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like, oh, dude, where'd you go?
• 51:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: Apparently on some of these other cases here are these, when, whatever, these events where it came back, some of the entities were different.
• 51:17
  [SPEAKER_01]: One was reported with a small grayish green face wearing a blue overcoat, and it was still in the same craft.
• 51:25
  [SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
• 51:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Oh, that's weird.
• 51:29
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Soviet government investigated it with private agencies.
• 51:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: I got to know where the kid went.
• 51:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: Did somebody interview him like you gave him, be we're gone?
• 51:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: I need to know like how long he was going for did he just not experience anything?
• 51:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: Like that shit's bizarre.
• 51:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: You got 50 people witnessing this kid disappear.
• 51:52
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, and then he then he just magically comes the fuck back.
• 51:55
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it was did he did he end up right back in the same spot?
• 51:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's like question though, where's what happened to you, you know?
• 52:04
  [SPEAKER_01]: Do you even remember being zapped away or was, you know, what, yeah, where the fuck did you go?
• 52:09
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it reminds me of Sam the sand down clown too, where he zapped her into another
• 52:19
  [SPEAKER_00]: But consciously, she was somewhere else.
• 52:21
  [SPEAKER_00]: We're here.
• 52:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: This is a whole thing.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's gone.
• 52:23
  [SPEAKER_00]: Doesn't know where he's at.
• 52:26
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's a question.
• 52:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, so definitely happened in Russia.
• 52:29
  [SPEAKER_00]: It sounds like a very Russian case.
• 52:31
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 52:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
• 52:35
  [SPEAKER_01]: It is crazy that many people saw it.
• 52:38
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then it came back with different, yeah.
• 52:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: I mean, I guess those entities could have also still been in the craft technically.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: True.
• 52:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: They were hanging out with R2D2.
• 52:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: And like, these things have been coming to Earth.
• 52:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: for a long time and they're still taking soil samples.
• 52:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: You know, this should don't change that much like you.
• 52:59
  [SPEAKER_00]: I don't have very much faith in you guys if you still ain't figured out the soil yet.
• 53:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Well, I mean, you got to assume that if there is the possibility of one extraterrestrial race out there that inevitably means there's the possibility of making that true.
• 53:17
  [SPEAKER_00]: And you have different species technically.
• 53:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: You've got a assume that even though some of these, I don't want to word this.
• 53:34
  [SPEAKER_01]: You got to assume that some of these races that they're technologically smart, but they're also completely fucking stupid.
• 53:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you know what I mean?
• 53:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: Kind of like giving you and me the keys to UFO and being like, hey, you can drive it.
• 53:54
  [SPEAKER_01]: You can do this shit.
• 53:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, all right.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: See you guys later.
• 53:56
  [SPEAKER_01]: We crash it.
• 53:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
• 53:59
  [SPEAKER_01]: You know, and then, and then people would be like, if we crash on another planet, they would be like, how the fuck did they not know how to drive it?
• 54:06
  [SPEAKER_01]: I mean, that's what I'm saying.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's what I'm saying.
• 54:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: So art there, there are people made UFOs, but the ones driving it didn't make it.
• 54:13
  [SPEAKER_01]: They ain't that smart.
• 54:14
  [SPEAKER_01]: They just knew how to drive the time to knew how to drive the thing.
• 54:18
  [UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
• 54:19
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's interesting because it seems like in that case there on the Russian case that their cloaking device wasn't that great because about after five minutes or so It just came back came back even for them.
• 54:32
  [SPEAKER_00]: Remember they disappeared for five minutes came back and it makes it It makes me wonder how long the kid was going for was he just cloaked?
• 54:39
  [SPEAKER_00]: He may have thought he was still there watching the alien.
• 54:41
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's what I'm saying.
• 54:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: I don't know but those are the fucking weird ones that I was able to find.
• 54:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: They're they're pretty
• 54:49
  [SPEAKER_01]: pretty strange.
• 54:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it.
• 54:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: I love it.
• 54:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: It was pretty.
• 54:55
  [SPEAKER_01]: The Harry Dwarves was good for me.
• 54:58
  [SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I need to start marking these weird ones as I come across them.
• 55:01
  [SPEAKER_00]: That way we can just start doing these.
• 55:02
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, a little mashup because these are right.
• 55:05
  [SPEAKER_01]: There are a lot of cases like that that are just short.
• 55:07
  [SPEAKER_01]: And you don't have enough information to make one whole episode.
• 55:09
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 55:10
  [SPEAKER_01]: But if you can compile them together and make like a little weirdo strange one.
• 55:14
  [SPEAKER_00]: Because a lot of people like, especially these shorter one-offs, a lot of people don't hear about them.
• 55:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: They're just lost in the annals of books and shit forever.
• 55:22
  [SPEAKER_00]: So, yeah, I take that.
• 55:25
  [SPEAKER_02]: It's fucking cool, I take that.
• 55:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, let us know what you think.
• 55:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: God, put us, put us some stuff in the comments.
• 55:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you like these weird, weird, one-off encounters, I like the one-offs a lot.
• 55:36
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I feel like it's stuff like that.
• 55:38
  [SPEAKER_01]: So I'll forever remember, um, flyhead guy story that we've had.
• 55:44
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
• 55:45
  [SPEAKER_01]: For I'll forever remember that one.
• 55:47
  [SPEAKER_01]: Uh, and the giant, the other one that always will fuck me up or the giant statement.
• 55:51
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 55:53
  [SPEAKER_01]: Or they're just a stick mending counters in general.
• 55:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: The Michelin man.
• 55:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
• 55:58
  [SPEAKER_01]: There's so many weird, like you said, somebody weird little one-off ones that are just crazy.
• 56:02
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then, and then it's almost like there's, because it's weird when you start looking into stuff, you'll find, they're not necessarily one-offs, but they're so rare that when you find another one, like the Michelin man, which is a bizarre creature,
• 56:18
  [SPEAKER_00]: And then you find other people that have seen it at a different time or a different place and you're like, what the fuck is going on with the other weird?
• 56:27
  [SPEAKER_00]: That's when the paranormal starts getting real bizarre, but also cool, real cool, like us.
• 56:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but, you know, let us know, put your comments in the comments section and wherever you listen to this, wherever, if you can do that.
• 56:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Let us know if you like it.
• 56:45
  [SPEAKER_00]: If you want us to delve more into these weird one-off humanoid encounters with gangs of dwarf caveman aliens.
• 56:56
  [SPEAKER_00]: I love it that the guys in the last the last encounter were their were their sunday's best there.
• 57:04
  [SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, it's
• 57:13
  [SPEAKER_00]: It's so weird, man.
• 57:15
  [SPEAKER_01]: It's strange for sure.
• 57:16
  [SPEAKER_00]: Especially to have like 50 plus witnesses.
• 57:20
  [SPEAKER_01]: Fuck.
• 57:21
  [SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you don't just sweep that one.
• 57:22
  [SPEAKER_01]: That one does not just to made up one.
• 57:24
  [SPEAKER_01]: You don't sweep that one.
• 57:25
  [SPEAKER_00]: Well, it's Russia.
• 57:26
  [SPEAKER_00]: That can sweep whatever they want.
• 57:27
  [SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
• 57:28
  [SPEAKER_00]: So yeah, that was sick.
• 57:30
  [SPEAKER_00]: Alright, that was awesome.
• 57:33
  [SPEAKER_00]: Thanks for hanging out with us today, Holocolt.
• 57:35
  [SPEAKER_00]: We appreciate you.
• 57:36
  [SPEAKER_00]: Hopefully this kids your mutton day are rocket and rollin'.
• 57:40
  [SPEAKER_00]: Again, if you have a paranormal experience, you'd like to share if you've seen anything like this.
• 57:44
  [SPEAKER_00]: Colorado, you know, send us an email.
• 57:46
  [SPEAKER_00]: I know you a lot of you already have.
• 57:47
  [SPEAKER_00]: I'm working on it.
• 57:49
  [SPEAKER_00]: Wow.
• 57:50
  [SPEAKER_00]: But if you've seen some real weird shit, some real caveman shit.
• 57:57
  [SPEAKER_00]: Colorado's.
• 57:59
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