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Hello Sailor Boy Update For February 13th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

• 0:01
  Speaker 1: Hmm program to give you a one.
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  Speaker 2: Indeed, it is all sailor boy.
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  Speaker 3: We have a report from my sailor son. Uh. Festus
• 0:17
  Speaker 3: is Uh is in the Navy and he is a
• 0:20
  Speaker 3: medical school in San Diego. He's training to be an
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: independent duty corman. It's kind of like a PA.
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  Speaker 2: No.
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  Speaker 3: Uh, it's it's more than that because the independent, the
• 0:34
  Speaker 3: independent part of independent duty corman means he will be
• 0:38
  Speaker 3: when he graduates, assigned somewhere where he will be the
• 0:41
  Speaker 3: sole medical personnel at That could either be on a
• 0:44
  Speaker 3: ship Somalia could be it could be in Somalia. It
• 0:48
  Speaker 3: could be with the marine unit.
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  Speaker 2: It could be in an outposts. Yeah, one end of
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  Speaker 2: the planet like the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, he's it. So so he has to be trained
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  Speaker 3: how to do everything, okay, and I do mean everything.
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: And this week it was two things, right. It was
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  Speaker 3: learning how to do a pap smere and learning how
• 1:12
  Speaker 3: to do a prostate exam.
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  Speaker 2: Right. Okay.
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  Speaker 3: If you got to X ninety six dot com slash live,
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  Speaker 3: you can see Festus there on the on the deck
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  Speaker 3: of a ship with his with his stethoscope around his neck,
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  Speaker 3: you know.
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  Speaker 2: Ready to was this right? When he got out of
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  Speaker 2: the brig.
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  Speaker 3: Ready ready to listen to your heart or lungs somewhere.
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  Speaker 3: So so I talked to him last night because I've
• 1:34
  Speaker 3: been anxious to hear. I said, how did they go
• 1:36
  Speaker 3: about teaching you this? He's like, well, you learn about
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  Speaker 3: it and then they have like plastic models that you
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  Speaker 3: practice on for.
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  Speaker 1: Paps Andora and for prost prostate exams, and and.
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  Speaker 3: And but then you know the only way to really
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  Speaker 3: know is to use it on a real human person, right,
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  Speaker 3: And he said for the Papsmere. Uh, there were several
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  Speaker 3: women that were part of this. No, so I thought
• 2:03
  Speaker 3: this was just other military. What I thought too, Apparently
• 2:07
  Speaker 3: there is a business, a service.
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  Speaker 2: And they supplies people.
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  Speaker 3: They go to medical schools all over, not just military.
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  Speaker 3: It's like we need, we need, you know how like
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  Speaker 3: an art school you have a live model.
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  Speaker 2: It's like that prostate I need I need to do.
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  Speaker 1: I need fifty people to do a PA this week.
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  Speaker 3: So he said, first they did the Papsmere rotation and
• 2:33
  Speaker 3: he said, he said it was very interesting because they
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  Speaker 3: were very concerned during that about proper language and demeanor
• 2:45
  Speaker 3: and making women feel comfortable. He said, you might be
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  Speaker 3: dealing with women who have experienced some trauma. Okay, little
• 2:52
  Speaker 3: things like, uh, don't you don't call it the bed.
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  Speaker 3: Don't say I need you to hop up on the bed. Here,
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  Speaker 3: it's a table, table table. You need to be as
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  Speaker 3: clinical as possible. Right, you don't say lubrication, you say
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  Speaker 3: jelly you.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, okay, that's enough. I don't know anymore.
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  Speaker 3: But it's important, you know, it's important.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and how about the how about the prostating?
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  Speaker 3: Well, so for the women, there's twenty people in his class,
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  Speaker 3: by the way, yes, for the women, there were several
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  Speaker 3: different women that were available for the paps mirror. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: they would go into different rooms and there would be
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  Speaker 3: several people in there at once.
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  Speaker 2: You weren't alone with them, and they get paid.
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  Speaker 3: Well, i'll tell you so. Prostate one guy, Paul, good
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  Speaker 3: old Paul Paul is the only guy there for prostate
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  Speaker 3: practice with twenty people.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty peoples now all so twenty different yep corman are
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  Speaker 1: going to be given Paul a digital exam.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, Paul gets three hundred dollars a finger.
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  Speaker 2: Wow, guy would do it. When I was telling Geeks
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  Speaker 2: Show about this, I said one hundred.
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  Speaker 3: Now he made six grand that day yeah, I'd do it.
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  Speaker 3: And Festus said, Paul is not only the model, he's
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  Speaker 3: walking you through it like he's the instructor.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, all right, there's what you do.
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  Speaker 3: A little to the left, the kind of wow, nope,
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  Speaker 3: you need to do walks you through an over and over.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you see, after the first couple of times, you're
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  Speaker 1: kind of you get just relaxed, you know, and it's
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  Speaker 1: like it's it's easier.
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  Speaker 3: And I said to Festus, well, how is Paul's prostate
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  Speaker 3: and he said, well, it's you know, it's just supposed
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  Speaker 3: to be hard and smooth. You're looking for and a
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  Speaker 3: certain size if it does like a wallnut, if it
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  Speaker 3: is a little bigger or uneven or not not uniform.
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  Speaker 3: And I said, do you feel like you got a
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  Speaker 3: good handle on it?
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  Speaker 2: Wasn't a good way to put it. You really need
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  Speaker 2: to put your finger on this, he said.
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  Speaker 3: He said, I think I think I got it. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and six grand Well, just an afternoon, but.
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  Speaker 2: He was theruc he was the instructor just for that,
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  Speaker 2: just for that, or just he knew about it.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, he's I am here to teach you about
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  Speaker 3: I mean they were taking classes all leading up to this,
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  Speaker 3: but for this specific day, it was this guy saying,
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  Speaker 3: I'm here for you to examine me.
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  Speaker 1: Why why is your back to the class? Why why
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  Speaker 1: is your back to the class? Well, you don't really
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  Speaker 1: need to see my face. You just need to say
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  Speaker 1: hello to me this way.
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  Speaker 2: So here we praise yourselves. The area of penetration will
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  Speaker 2: no doubt be sensitive. Well not after not after the
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  Speaker 2: first three or four. I think it's probably there, you go.
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  Speaker 3: I sent him the little clip from Fletch when Fletch
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  Speaker 3: goes to the doctor and sings Moon River. My advice
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  Speaker 3: to someone who's contemplating inserting a rectal farm body is
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  Speaker 3: to not do it.
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  Speaker 2: Not do it, don't do it.
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  Speaker 1: Not Let me write that down. Would I continually missed
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  Speaker 1: the idea.
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  Speaker 3: So so he's done with that. He passed it. It's
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  Speaker 3: onto the next.
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  Speaker 2: I said.
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  Speaker 1: I said, God, God, Fisto isisto.
• 6:34
  Speaker 2: He was an action figure, a he man action figures.
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  Speaker 3: I said, what's the next section you're doing? He's like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: we're moving onto the endocrine system. It's you know, diabetes.
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  Speaker 1: Did he did he express that any reservations about having
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  Speaker 1: to do any of that on this?
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  Speaker 3: You know, he's he says, I am loving learning all
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  Speaker 3: this stuff.
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  Speaker 2: He's excited about what he's doing.
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  Speaker 3: That's you kind of have to have that out.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you know, it's it's it's a weird. It's
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  Speaker 1: a weird thing between a man and his doctor. When
• 7:09
  Speaker 1: when that that when you get that exam and generally.
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  Speaker 2: The doctor tries to bill it's.
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  Speaker 3: A weird thing between a woman doctor. I'm sure it's
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  Speaker 3: a similar doctor ability.
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  Speaker 2: The doctor tries to make it.
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  Speaker 1: I think they try to make it sort of there's
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  Speaker 1: a little levity involved sometimes, you know. Yeah, well now
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  Speaker 1: we get to the now we get to the fun part.
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  Speaker 1: You know, they try and they talk.
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  Speaker 3: And they'll talk. You know, they'll talk about other things like,
• 7:41
  Speaker 3: oh so I went on a hike the other day
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  Speaker 3: to distract you kind of all that work.
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  Speaker 2: Man.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, well Paul, but he made six grand.
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  Speaker 2: I'm happy for Paul. I do it for six grand.
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: I am happy for Paul. There you go. You know,
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  Speaker 2: you just you get used to something.
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  Speaker 3: We all have a skill. Yeah, I don't know how
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  Speaker 3: you learn. That's your skill.
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  Speaker 1: Well, my skill is getting a prospecuted, right, I'm really
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  Speaker 1: good at getting one.
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  Speaker 3: You know, you can make money doing this.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody sent a picture of the Fisto action figure. Yep
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  Speaker 2: he is.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I miss him so much. Free nudity, all right, well,