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- Maddie: Anyways, hi guys, welcome back to the podcast. I'm Maddie. Di: I'm Di. lilly: I'm Lilly. Maddie: Yay Guys, Di: We're all here. Maddie: I'm scared for this episode. Di: no, what did you do? Listen. lilly: She's been unhinged lately. Let's Maddie: Mm-hmm. lilly: just open with that. She's been on one this Di: What's it? lilly: week. Di: bit ago, I was over getting dinner lilly: No. Di: for all of the kids with my parents and everything. I turned away from my phone for like maybe a fifteen lilly: Yeah. Di: minute period and I turned Maddie: What? Di: back and I have fifty unread messages. Have I read them? No. But they're there. lilly: Basically Maddie needs an exorcism. But also Di: I know some good priests and some bad priests. Just let me know. lilly: Us at work? We've both worked all week, but we've not really spoken. We've been locked in. It's been a weird week. So today we were just like Maddie: It's been a it's been a week. Di: It's be all the planets are in alignment, that's why. That's what I hear. I hear that's also why I'm in a f I'm in a natural disaster zone. I love it. I love it for me guys. this is the fur I'm lilly: Yay. Di: guess what? First natural disaster ever in my life. So you know it just had lilly: Good times. Di: to happen back to back. Love it. Maddie: Yeah, let's not talk about my lilly: Yeah. Maddie: week, please, Lilly. Di: My week has just been recuperating. Maddie: It's been it's been I'm talking more specifically about boys. Let's not Di: Yes, I know. That's a whole lilly: Ha ha ha. Di: conversation that I missed. I did he I did see a lot of names. lilly: Today Di: I did not know any of the names in which they were talking about, but I saw a lot of names. I'm suspecting they are Thai being as one of them is named Little. lilly: Tong Tong! Di: And the other one was named Bank. So I'm just gonna guess that they're Thai. Maddie: There's also there's also Guy. lilly: That's the one. Di: Guy. Well you know, I feel like Guy. I do I have known people named Guy. lilly: Toey Toe with the Y at the end. Toey. That one's not as absurd. Maddie: yeah. Di: Toey, I feel like, is is normal. I don't know. I feel like that one's not. lilly: That one's not as bad. Maddie: What else we have Phoon with an p pH. Who else do we have? lilly: Today, Di: Yeah, phoon I feel like. lilly: Maddie was on one this morning, but for a while she was really quiet. But she for a while, you know, she's quiet, it was fine. Di: No she wasn't. Did you get on the Discord? lilly: And then no, this was whenever this was one of her quiet spells. Yes, I was on the Discord. I apologize. But she walks behind me and she goes, I just can't I just can't stop thinking about Bank's smile and I go, Maddie, you need an exorcism. Di: Ha ha lilly: She won't stop. Di: Literally I was sitting okay, I was sitting here minding my lilly: Ha ha ha. Di: own business, being you know, like a wonderful mother and aunt and playing Stardew Valley. that's why I brought that up earlier is because I decided to replay it. I did try what how do you say it? Genshin? Gens Genshin? Genshin? Maddie: Genshin? Genshin. Di: I did try that again and then I got really frustrated that I couldn't figure out how to use the parachute. That was the only thing. It was just the parachute. and I quit. I rage quit. So if anyone who's lilly: No. Di: listening knows on the PlayStation how do you use the parachutes, please tell me. but yeah, I was playing Surdy Valley minding my own business and suddenly like my phone just blows up with all kinds of new channels, not just like notifications, but new freaking channels on Discord. Maddie: Well yeah, we did add a whole lilly: Yeah. Maddie: category full of people. Speaking of, one of them one of the names is Tong Di: Mm. Maddie: Tong. Di: Appreciate that. Maddie: And then Joshua? Joshua I call him Joshua, okay? Di: Josua. Joshua? lilly: His name that is not his name. It's Jay Hold on. Maddie, his name is not Joshua. It is spelled We just had this conversation. Maybe an a two hours ago. It's spelled J A O S U A. There's no Di: Sha Sua. lilly: H. Di: Jasua Jasua lilly: Joshua Di: I don't know, you never know. Maybe they just like made the maybe they just made the lilly: Maybe it is. Di: H invisible. Not silent, invisible. lilly: I don't think it's pronounced Maddie: Anyways, lilly: Joshua. Maddie: those are all of the Tai Lai boys. And boom, but he's not Di: Okay. lilly: Okay. Maddie: like super active with them. Di: Which boom? Maddie: Smart boom boom. Di: okay, yeah. I love him. My sweet baby angel. Maddie: Yes, he's so all of them have been doing things except Boom's not there. Di: Boom's taking a mental health break. Maddie: No, he's back. lilly: That's good. Di: He's not fully back. He's like still kinda taking a mental health break. He's like not as active in things. Maddie: That's fair. lilly: That's okay. Di: That's okay. We appreciate people taking the time they need for their mental health. Listen, I needed to take a mental health break. I didn't even get on social media the other day because I just couldn't handle life. It's been my week. lilly: Yeah. Maddie: Social media's been rough with the whole ooh boom situation, which lilly: That's Maddie: I don't want to talk about. Di: Yeah, we're not gonna talk about it. I was lilly: Rough out there. Di: gonna say don't bring it up because honestly I've been I've been I've been intentionally avoiding it. I've also been intentionally avoiding the Maddie: There it's just it's it's Di: Lee know. stuff and yeah. Maddie: It's just messy. lilly: Don't get me started on. Di: It's mandatory. Maddie: I told Lilly the other day, I like, They need to send all of them at the same time so they all come back together. Di: Yes, please! Because the next one is Changbin and that's my boy. lilly: I sent you an edit on TikTok of an edited picture of Lee Know with the bald head and he's going into an egg carton. It's just his head. And it's just like as they go, they'll have little bald eggs in the egg carton. Di: I did see a thing though, I think you guys will appreciate this. I did see a thing that says everyone concerned about Lee Know going into the married military. I'm more concerned about the military having Lee Know go into them. Maddie: Yeah. lilly: It's gonna be so empty without him. Di: no, I I again I have been dealing with a natural disaster. So I've lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: I've not been needing I was doing like updates and then I lilly: You don't need more. Di: re I was doing updates on what was happening in our area and like then I realized that it just like was not doing good things to me to be like watching things and so I decided I needed to take a step back. From all social media and all forms, just so I could recover. again, first natural disaster, guys. I'm a little bit new. I'm a little bit nervous about this whole thing. Maddie: First time being toxic. Di: First time lilly: Ha ha Di: drowning, it's fine. We don't know what water is where I live. We live in a desert, and so just seeing that amount of water is just like yeah. And like It wasn't just one weekend. It was literally like we had one weekend of it and then we had like a week of great weather. And then the next weekend the same thing happened again. So and it hit certain places like way worse. lilly: Scary. Di: so yeah, I just like needed to not be dealing with like anything. Anything really. It didn't matter what it was. Plus the elections, and we're not even gonna go into that, but like that's also adds extra stress. And then on top of that, I have a crazy landlord. lilly: It's been rough. Good job, Di.. You're doing good. Di: Yeah. I don't know. I Maddie: Ignorance is bliss. Di: I had a moment last night where I just like kind of just stared at the ceiling for a while and just was like I don't even know. You guys should just be really happy that I'm here today. I did contemplate just being like, guys, my mental health is not in a place where I feel like I can even talk to people. I'm here. We're good. I can talk to you guys, you guys are fine. lilly: Yeah. Maddie: This is making my stomach hurt actually. Di: What are you drinking? Maddie: Hot chocolate because I was cold. And now my stomach lilly: Maddie Maddie: hurts. Di: no. Well lilly: That's not good. Di: I have all these yummy hot chocolates at the store and I've been debating. I need to buy some. lilly: Are you going somewhere after this? You're in a cute shirt. And not your Maddie: I've been wearing this all day. lilly: sweatshirt. Really? Maddie: I mm I was just cold all day long. So I had a sweatshirt on. Di: Wait, ca okay, okay, can I see your sleeves? Is like your sleeves fluffy sorry, I don't know what it is about fluffy sea sleeves that I like really love, but I love them. It makes me ver Maddie: It's not like super fluffy. Di: But it's like loose. lilly: It was really cold today. So I don't know why you Maddie: It was. It was really I've been cold all day. lilly: would have frozen to death actually if you didn't have your sweatshirt on. Maddie: I would have. That's why I had a sweatshirt on. But I've been cold I'm always cold. Always. lilly: It's true. Di: Well I'm wearing a Henley. I told Lilly earlier. My mom just got this for me. Henleys are super nice for cold weather. But they don't have the cool like Maddie: Mm, I don't know what they are. lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: look. They're all like super tight. But I had like a really great self-confidence moment where I got some pants that were in a size that was Two sizes smaller than what I was wearing back in March. And I was like, there's no way these are gonna fit me, and I just need to send them back. They were super cute, and I was like really sad that I would have to send them back. And I was like, I guess I can try them, but I'm gonna have to send them back because they're not gonna fit me. I found out how much weight I lost because I put them on and they fit me, and I was so excited because they're so cute. They have like embroidered pockets and stuff. they're super cute. I haven't worn jeans. Maddie: Meanwhile I've gained weight over here. Di: I haven't worn jeans in over three years, guys. Maddie: I say I've gained weight, I haven't gained that much weight. It's just from eating. lilly: He's really not. How dare you? Maddie eat. Di: Yeah, I don't I don't do that. No, I'm kidding. Maddie needs to eat, dude. lilly: No are bad. She's been bad lately. Di: I lilly: Of you shame. Di: What I okay, I eat. I just at work I just feel like I'm I don't have time. Maddie: We had so much this week, guys. Di: It's been a week, guys. I feel like Maddie: I think I had lunch twice. Di: okay guys, I think that lilly: Okay. Di: we need to how those people who have subscribers and stuff have the buy me a coffee subscriptions? Yeah, I know we have a Patreon, but also I feel like we need to buy you buy us a coffee subscription, but it needs to be like buy us like five coffees a week a day. Each of us. lilly: Nah yeah a day I would die. Maddie: A day. Di: I would not. I that's about equivalent to what I listen. lilly: I have been caffeineless today. Maddie: No, can't say that. Di: I did a th Maddie: I haven't. Di: I did a thing last month where I decided I was gonna cut coffee out because my therapist thought it would be good for my concentration and for my mental health and for my stress levels and so she was like, just because of your you know, your neurodivergence or whatever, you should really cut coffee out of your diet. So I was like, Okay, so I did. I will never do that again. For the sake of myself, for the sake of my children, and for the sake of everyone else around me, I will never do that again. I can assure you that it did not actually help my stress levels and it did not actually help my mental health. It did many bad things to my mental health. Anyway, that's my story about coffee. Maddie: I'm sure it would help with my anxiety, but Di: It did not, it did not help with my anxiety. But we have these drinks that we sell that are called hippie energy and they're energy drinks. So they like have caffeine, but they don't have any of the extra like added bad stuff that comes in energy drinks. And instead it has like lion's mane and mushrooms in it. And instead of adding like a bunch of sugar, they just sweeten it with like the natural juices of whatever fruit it is. They are so good and they are such a problem. That's not even a plug. We're not endorsed or anything, guys. I just tell you guys what I The things that help. Maddie: I just drink coffee. Di: I drink coffee or I drink those because Yeah. I'm too lazy sometimes to like make a pot of coffee. I'm all about easy, quick, caffeine sources. Also, did you guys see this yarn that I was using the other day? Look, it's like a pink camo. I don't know if you guys can see that. Maddie: I think you did show that to us. Di: Yeah, it's super fun. lilly: Cute. Maddie: I'm real chatty today, Di: I know. Maddie: guys. Di: Listen, I'm okay with this being a shorter one if we have to make this one a shorter one. lilly: I have a Maddie: Did you see have you seen have you seen lilly: game, if we want to play it. Maddie: W Two Worlds Di? It's a K drama. he's back. It's the the Prince Heinrey from the Remarried Empress. Di: his back where where? Maddie: He's from that show, he's back in the new show. And I'm like, Great. Di: Well Maddie: He's beautiful. He apparently he thought he wasn't pretty enough to be that character 'cause in the in the comic book the the Manhwa Manhwa Di: Manhwa. Maddie: he's like like known to be like beautiful and I'm like, brother, you fit the image, you're fine. Di: I'm gonna have to look. Hold on. Maddie: I've sent plenty of TikToks. Di: Okay, I've again I've taken a social media hiatus. I've needed the social media hiatus for my I was not in a good place, let's just say. What is it? W Maddie: Hang on, I'm gonna find you one. Di: That's an owl. lilly: Bird. Maddie: give it a second. lilly: Ha ha ha. Di: well Hello Okay lilly: It's a shirtless man. She like why are you showing Maddie: No, he's perfect. lilly: us a bird? Di: you're showing us Maddie, but that is I don't know who that is but holy shit okay I just now my screen is covered with his pictures. Maddie: He's beautiful. Di: If you want to know I can send you a quick hold on. I'll show you really quick. Because I was curious. Maddie: Yeah. lilly: Yeah Maddie: Yep. This is IU's Di: Yeah. Maddie: ex, by the way. lilly: He's beautiful. Di: Well, he's single now. So is she so Maddie: Do you know how old he is? Di: No, how old is he? Maddie: Thirty fucking seven. Di: Perfect, age appropriate crush. Okay, we're good. Maddie: You know how old Bank is from Fool in Love? Thirty fucking six. Di: Age appropriate. Listen, I'm all about it's so hard for me in this industry to find no in K dramas it's a little easier, but it's so hard for me in the like T like Thai industry to find age appropriate crushes. So I'm really excited when I can find them. Cause I'm old. Maddie: So the the first one IU's ex is Korean. Bank is Thai and he's thirty six. He's a year he's Di: Yeah, I know. That's why I said in the tie Maddie: a year older than Boom. Di: In the Korean world, that's why I said in the Korean world it's not as hard, but in the Thai world it's really hard to find people who are like my age or older. Yeah. lilly: She got one. Di: Yeah, I'm not gonna Maddie: We did find out that two of them in that the in their company is younger three of them are younger than Lilly. One of them is younger than Fuaiz lilly: Yeah, one of is younger than Fuaiz Di: Is that a honestly, is that even legal? lilly: I am twenty two. Maddie: Why that would make them nineteen. Di: I don't care. I Lilly is like a baby. Maddie: Yeah, the age gap between lilly: Ha ha Maddie: the oldest and the youngest is sixteen or seventeen years. Di: That's insane. Also, this fly, lilly: Well why I am Di: you're gonna just see a fly flying like back and forth on my screen the entire time. And it's I kinda wanna bug bomb my house tomorrow. lilly: Shoe fly shoe. Di: yeah, no, my niece today, all day was thinking, shoe fly, don't bother me. I love her. lilly: Ha ha ha. Di: but she didn't know the rest of the lyrics, so she was just like mumbling the rest of how the song should go. It was cute. lilly: I have a game and you know how we were talking about sports and just weird sports like wife carrying and like one where you just throw the balls. I have a game kind of similar. But it's Di: Way, by the way, speaking of the game with where you throw the balls. Okay. Okay. So when we did that episode, we did say the French name or something like that for the game. But I was also right. It is also called Boule my my mom lilly: Mm. Di: confirmed this with me. so and she's like worldly. Yeah, lilly: Yeah, I was like, You're explaining what it is. Di: she's worldly, and she did she did confirm that I have the right name. But in France they call it something else, but everywhere else in the world they call it boule. lilly: With a P. Di: Yeah. Everywhere else called Boule And it's like B lilly: In this game Di: O U I L E E or something. lilly: That's still a hard word to pronounce. In this game, I'm Di: Anyway Yes, it's a weird one. Okay, anyway. lilly: gonna give you guys the name and the description of a sport. You guys have to guess what country or state or what just where it came from. Some of these are silly. Di: no. lilly: Chess boxing. Alternates between three minutes of chess and three minutes of boxing over several rounds. Players can win by either being knocked out or checkmate. Where do you think this came from? Di: Japan. Maddie: I have no guess. lilly: Came from France in a graphic novel, but in the Netherlands Maddie: Yeah. lilly: in real life. Di: I am so disappointed in my Netherlander roots with this one, guys. Why? lilly: Right. Maddie: Speaking of Japan, I think it's so funny when grown ass men are like fanboys over Pokemon. Pavel, Di: I love it. Maddie: he has so many Pokemon cards. He has a whole series on TikTok of him opening Pokemon cards. Di: I do have to say that it was actually very funny lilly: I love Pokemon cards. Di: that there was so much drama going on in the rest of the Bl world and then Pavel is just opening Pokemon card. Maddie: Mm. And then Bank, who let me remind you, is lilly: I want to be him when I grow up. Maddie: thirty-six is getting Pokemon like is he wears Pokemon merchandise, first of all. Second of all, he gets it as gifts from lilly: I think they're fun. Whimsical. Di: It's adorable. Maddie: his fans. Di: I love that. lilly: Cute. Maddie: Clothing with Pokemon. Di: I think it's adorable. lilly: It's adorable. Di: I love it. Maddie: I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it, I'm just saying he's also thirty six. Why Di: I love it. Maddie: is he so precious? lilly: Bog snorkeling. Competitors swim t two links Di: Louisiana. Fruitin' to Florida, Florida, Florida. Maddie: Louisiana. lilly: Competitors swim two length Maddie: Anywhere we're swampy. lilly: through a sixty yard trench, cut into a peat bog using only a snorkel and flippers. And clothes. Obviously. Di: Yeah. I'm gonna say either France or okay. Maddie: Well Di: See, I was saying France or Florida. lilly: Wales. Whales. Di: Listen, the Welsh are crazy people. lilly: Cycle ball. Two teams try to knock a ball into a goal using only their bike wheels. The bikes do not have brakes. Di: I feel like this is something that is coming Maddie: The hell did you find these? Di: I feel like this is something coming lilly: Google. Di: out of Italy. I don't know why I feel like this is something coming out of Italy. lilly: Italy. I've done I forgot. I did this last week. Maddie: I wanna say France or Germany. lilly: New York New York. Maddie: I beg your pardon. lilly: It I remember it was like Roch Ro Ro wait, how do you say that? Rochester? Di: Rochester? lilly: Is there? Rochester, New York. Di: Yeah, Rochester. What lilly: Yep. Di: about Rochester? lilly: That is where that's where it came from. Di: my god, I have a friend, a very close friend that lives in Rochester. lilly: Yeah. Di: I'm gonna literally text them and be like, you guys have weird ass sports. lilly: have y'all heard of cheese rolling? Di: Wisconsin. Wisconsin. lilly: It's an It's an annual event where a nine pound round of cheese is rolled from the top of the hill. Di: Switzerland or Wisconsin? lilly: Competitors race after the cheese. The first person to reach the finish line gets the cheese. The first person finish line at the bottom of the hill. It's like a grassy piece of cheese. Di: Well, because they do the roll Yeah, Maddie: So the prize is the cheese. Di: but they do the rolls of cheese. So I believe this is s I wanna say this is in the Alps. So I wanna say this is in Switzerland. lilly: Yeah, you see that circle thing? That is the cheese that they win. Maddie: The cheese that was rolling. lilly: Yes. It's like covered in Maddie: Ha ha ha. lilly: grass. There's pictures. It's covered in grass. And you guys this it's not popped up on y'all's for you page. People are like curling themselves into balls and they're rolling down the hill full speed. Di: No, it has, it has. And so I'm trying to remember. And if I recall, it's in am I wrong that it's in the Swiss Alps? lilly: It's in England. Di: god, freaking English, dude. You know what? They lost lilly: Ha ha ha Di: a war with us and they don't know what else to do with their lives, I guess. lilly: Except for roll cheese down a hill and chase after it. Di: Apparently I have seen the videos of it, but holy shit. Worm charming. lilly: This one. Worm charming. Competitive sport with the aim of attracting earthworms Di: Mm-hmm. lilly: out of the ground. The competitor who ch who charms the most worms within a set period of time and a set zone on the ground wins. And see little squares, that's their zone of worms to charm out of the ground. Maddie: Australia. Di: I'm gonna go with England again. I feel like there're a bunch of weirdos over there. lilly: Another fun fact is that there's a ten year old girl that holds the records and she got it was either a hundred or a thousand. She got a shit ton of earthworms. Florida casually. England competitively. Di: I did say England would be the weird v country that would do this. Honestly. lilly: Mm. They w they were the first one that made it like a competition. But it was popularized in Florida. Di: Honestly, at this point in time, England is just gonna be my answer. lilly: Just England. That's it, though. Good job. Di: Just England. we did why are you saying good job? We did such a bad job, dude. You should have just said maybe good job maybe. god. That's why I just like lilly: 'Cause I'm proud of you for even trying. Good job. Di: That fly. Maddie: How did you think of this? lilly: Google. Maddie: That's how you thought of Di: Did you just Maddie: this. Di: did you just look up Google lilly: Yeah, it's a Di: what games can I annoy my friend No kidding lilly: Yeah. Yes. I said funny like fun games. I have more. I have Di: And that's what they came up with? This fly! lilly: more up my sleeve. my god, on your forehead. Kill it. Di: No. I am debating just I work tomorrow and I'm debating just getting a bug bomb and just bombing the whole place while I'm out. I'm gonna do it. Do it, do it, do it, do it na na na. What's the other one you thought of? Or did you is this the only game for today? lilly: That's all I've got for today. Di: dear, okay. lilly: It's been a week. That's all she Maddie: Let me find something, guys, don't fret. lilly: wrote. Maddie: my god, guys I forgot. lilly: Snoozing. Maddie: First off, P1Harmony Maid had a comeback a release today. I forgot about that. Di: Mm-hmm. I knew that. lilly: Wow. Maddie: And then Stray Kids is having one soon later this month also. Di: Yeah, November lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: fifteenth, is that right? Maddie: I forgot about that. lilly: Whoa. That's really soon. Di: Xikers also had a comeback. Maddie: It looks like TXT and enhypen are supposed to also. Ooh, Lilly Enhypen. lilly: Whoa Di: So Xikers, have you guys discover lilly: No. I forgot about them. Di: Lilly, you need to find Xikers. Maddie, I'll also s send you towards Xikers. Mostly because Hunter is my favorite. He is Thai and he I don't know what it is about Thai K-pop idols. That is so freaking funny. Maddie: Girl, I have a comment on that one. Ten. I love Ten. Di: Ten. It's hilarious. He's hilarious. lilly: That's another thing that Maddie's been obsessed with lately. Di: Ten. Maddie: I love Ten. He is so entertaining. lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: I love Ten. So Ten, Prince, Hunter. Those are three I can think of. Hunter, they literally they just did a video. Okay, I'm just gonna I'm just gonna tell you a little bit about Xikers. So a bit ago, they had a song called Dululu, and literally it was like it was the rap line, lilly: Okay. Di: and literally the intro to that song was hit it, girl, make that booty go. And lilly: Whoa. Di: i yeah, it was the whole thing. This fly is pissing me off. Anyway lilly: I feel like we've watched something of theirs before, 'cause they're silly, aren't they? Di: They're pretty silly. They're very silly. Anyway, they just did a video where they, Hunter and one of the other members were working with those two Italian guys that watch people make pasta and comment on people making pasta. They were like commenting on that because somebody made some pasta and then they put buldak and then they put a bunch of other seasonings in it. And it was like super spicy. And they were like, my gosh, that's not pasta. What are you doing? And then they showed up, and even the Korean guy was like, No, what are they doing? And he's like, it's probably Thai. And then they put a bunch of Thai chili chilies and stuff. And Hunter was like, Yeah, this looks Thai. But I'll be honest, it's probably too spicy for me, too. And it's just I don't know. Hunter was hanging out with he was hanging out with a bunch of members from different groups. Hunter was like being super silly with a bunch of people for a while. He's just a goober. But Maddie: I love but okay, but what is with Thai lilly: Cute. Maddie: Thai people being absolute goobers if they're K like K pop idols? Like genuinely. Di: I think because they don't have the same cultural expectations of that like stoic like stoic whatever that like a lot of Koreans have. Like Koreans are very like I'm not gonna make assumptions on culture, but I feel lilly: Expected. Di: like their culture is a little bit more I wouldn't say conservative necessarily, but a conservative is a good word to like talk about it. They're a little bit more rigid, they're a little bit more proper. And Thailand doesn't have like the same Expectations. And so it's easier for them to be a little bit like a little bit more like not falling into those categories of like. Maddie: No, I love I love the Thai.. I think my favorite is Prince. Di: my god, I love friends so much. I love them. lilly: I don't know if I've seen him. Maddie: You haven't met him yet, I haven't shown him. Di: Why? okay. lilly: I've heard his name pop Maddie: 'Cause I've lilly: up, but Maddie: I've been waiting 'til we were like doing the introductions and then we just stopped doing those. And then it just never came back up. Di: Fair enough. my favorite one lilly: Yeah, and who made that, Maddie you. Di: my f my favorite one was the one where they asked him if he was gay. they always ask him if he's gay, but the one where he asks him if he's gay and he's like, I'm not gay, but also I've never tried it. It's like I don't think I'd like durian fruit, but I've never tried durian fruit. So I can't actually say if I do or do not like durian fruit. And I'm like, So you're bicurious. Got it. Maddie: No, but I love him because he's like answering my fans questions on YouTube and I'm like, buddy, does your company know you're doing this? Di: And then like most lilly: Maybe he shouldn't. Di: maybe I think the w the ones that crack me up the most is like when people are asking, like, is your company going bankrupt? And he's like, I cannot answer that. Maddie: I miss him doing the cooking in the basement hiding from my manager videos. I miss those so much. Di: Yeah, you know who you know who else I miss doing cooking videos? It's freaking Kenny. his whole Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: why is it virgin olive oil like why is it extra virgin olive oil and virgin olive oil? Is there just olive oil that's lilly: Mm-hmm. Maddie: That's just Kenny. Di: Love Kenny. lilly: Okay. Di: my god. I'm not gonna make assumptions. I'm not going to speculate. I'm not gonna do anything. I'm not gonna be hopeful. But they did do a poster for their new world tour, and their poster had five like silhouettes. So fingers crossed Maddie: 1verse? Di: mm-hmm. Fingers crossed Maddie: Mm. Di: that we're getting Seok and Hyuk back. Putting it on the universe because God I miss those boys so much. Especially Seok. Who is Kenny supposed to flirt with? Nathan doesn't want him. And Aito is too small. Maddie: Okay, we're doing we're doing rounds of Kiss Marry Kill because that's always a good choice. Di: no no lilly: I do actually have like a list of like bad ones for y'all, but Maddie go first. Maddie: Do you wanna go? We can go back and forth if you want to. lilly: No, I'm not prepared for it yet. We're gonna do that next week. Maddie: Got it. Okay. Okay, we're for round one is Thai BL boys, K Di, pick a number between one and twelve. Di: Nine. Maddie: Aou, Boom, or great. lilly: Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Maddie: Yeah. Di: I'm not prepared for that one. Let's move on to another one. Maddie: Mm. Di: I will be I will not get I will be in I will not make people happy with my answer for that one. Maddie: That was such a that was that was a that was a lilly: That was an unhinged one. Maddie: That was wasn't no, I wasn't expecting that one. Pick a different number. That was for Di: Yeah, let's do a seven. Maddie: what's happening right now, that's insane. Di: Yeah, nope, that is too r that's nope. Nope. Maddie: okay. Di: Seven. Maddie: Seven, okay. Pavel Pooh or Billy? Billy Babe Billy. Di: Yeah, okay, I got that one. Kill Billy. Kiss Pooh Marry Pavel. Maddie: Okay. Lilly, your turn. lilly: Number eight. Are you proud of me? I didn't pick number two. Maddie: I am proud of you. But you're gonna hate this one. Thomas Kang or Namping. lilly: So whoa. Di: no. Maddie: What's your answer? lilly: Struggling. Hold on. One of them Namping's one of my parents. Di: Gross lilly: Nasty. Di: You can kiss him on the cheek. It didn't say specif didn't specify where you ki lilly: I have to kill him. Di: where you kiss him. Maddie: Okay, you're killing Namping. Are you kissing or marrying Kang? lilly: Ugh. No, I'm gonna kiss Namping on the cheek. Di: There you go. lilly: I'm gonna marry Thomas. Sorry, Kang. That was hard. I love him. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: I just heard I just had the sound of Lilly dying over there. lilly: I fell slouched. Maddie: I fell. Di: Mm. Maddie: Alright. Round two. We have Korean drama heart throbs. Pick a number between between Di: I don't know any of them. Okay. Maddie: thirteen and twenty two. lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: Fourteen. Maddie: Okay. You may have to look these people up. Di: I have the computer right here. Maddie: We have Ji Chang Wook J I Chi Chi C H A N G W O O O K. Di: Yeah yeah, he was the first one to show up. Maddie: And then we have Lee Jun Hyuk. Lee J U N H Y U K Di: Wait, Jong hook kyuk? Maddie: John J U N H Y U K. Di: Jinhu. Okay, Lee Hyuk. Okay. Maddie: And then we have An Bo Hyun Di: Okay. I'm just gonna see what they've been in and then that will tell me. Okay. He's a cutie. So we're gonna go Kiss. Ahn Bo hyun? Marry Ji Chang wook 'cause he's a cutie and then kill Lee Jun Hyuk. Maddie: Okay. Lilly, you're not picking a number, I'm picking for you. Your choices are lilly: It's the illusion of choice. Di: Y listen, choice is an illusion. Maddie: Your choices are Song Kang. Woo Seok or Ahn Hyo seop. lilly: So Wait. I just forgot the three that you said. You said Song Kang Woo Grand Prince and Jinu? Maddie: Woo Seok. Di: No. and okay, yep. lilly: Okay. How old are all of them? That might give Di: Too old for you, girl. lilly: the can that factor? Di: All of them are too old for you, girl. Maddie: Woo Seok is lilly: thirty one. Thirty two? Maddie: Girl no. lilly: How old is Song Kang? Maddie: Song Kang I think is thirty one, Woo Seok is thirty five, and Jinu is thirty one. Song Kang is shoot, he's thirty two. lilly: So it doesn't matter. They're all thirty two. Okay. Maddie: Ha ha ha. lilly: I'm I don't wanna kill any of Di: Tough luck. What suck is the oldest? Maddie: This is true. But Song Kang is so omega. lilly: He is. I was thinking I'm gonna kill him. Which hurts Di: You don't like an omega? lilly: to say. No, I love him a lot. Di: You don't look good in Omega, it's fine. You're just like against the megaverse's mega megas. Maddie: Who are you marrying? lilly: False. I'm gonna marry Jinu. Maddie: And you're gonna kiss Woo Seok? Di: That's it. lilly: No, I reverse it. I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kiss Song Kang. Maddie: Okay. Round three, we have K pop Di: Okay. Nope. Maddie: boys. Di: no. Maddie: Pick a note, lilly: Get Maddie: you may not know well, okay. Di San, Seonghwa or Wooyoung and Wooyoung are your options. Di: Rachel, if you listen to this episode, I apologize for whatever decision I lilly: no. Di: make. lilly: Who are these people? Di: I feel I feel like okay, I c this Maddie: These are ATEEZ members. Di: is ATEEZ members. you need to meet ATEEZ I feel like it's just really hard to separate and Maddie: Woosan? Di: no, Yeosang Yeosang is like the outlier because San and Woo Young are the Maddie: Sanyoung? Yeah. Di: are the the ship. Maddie: Mm-hmm. Di: Okay, I'm just gonna go off of feelings and how I would go about this. I'm sorry, Rachel. I would kill Woosan or woo Young. woo young. I apologize, Rachel. I know he's your bias. I would kiss Yeosang and San is a freak, so I'd marry him. Maddie: Seonghwa? Di: you said Seonghwa? okay, that changes Maddie: Mm. Di: things. We're gonna go Still kill Woo Young. Sorry! lilly: Ha ha ha. Di: We're still gonna kill Woo Young. We're going to Maddie: It's okay, Rachel. He's my favorite too. Di: woo Young, I love him. woo Young. we're going to kiss Yeosang and we're gonna marry Seonghwa, Because listen, then I can also be in a thruple with my bias. Maddie: Hong joong? Di: Mm-hmm. Matt's. Maddie: Okay, Lilly, you get an option this time. Twenty three or twenty four? lilly: twenty four the even. Maddie: Felix Han or Changbin Felix Han and Changbin. lilly: My god, I love them. That was mean. Wait, who was on thirty who what options were thirty three? Maddie: Twenty three was Bong Chan, Lee Know, and Hyunjin. I had to pick people you both know. lilly: But my options are Felix, Han and Changbin This is hard. In this situation I would kill myself. I'm kidding. You think I could separate Felix and Han? That'd be crazy. So then I don't Maddie: The sunshine twins. lilly: wanna kill Changbin. Di: I will come for you if you kill for Changbin. if you do kill Changbin, so lilly: I love him too much. I would never kill him. I would never. See, that's why I was like, he is low-key like he is marriage material, Changbin. Okay? Maddie: Is Bang Chan Lee Know and Hyunjin easier for you? lilly: No, no, this one's worse. And then Felix and Han. Han Is maybe my wrecker. I love him a lot. A lot, a lot, a lot. But I can't kill Felix. I can't kill Han. Di: My life is so unfair. lilly: Ha ha ha ha. Di: Don't don't worry. Di's lilly: It's hard. Di: just vocal stimming over here whenever she hears Felix's name. Maddie: Lilly is having a crisis, she can't make a decision. Di: Yeah, well lilly: Well I can't kill them. I can't kill either of them. That would be catastrophic. Maddie: Ha ha ha ha. Di: Everything I do multiply by two. This lilly: That's undecisionable. Di: or that, this or that. lilly: This and that coup or a truck vroom vroom I'm killing neither of them. That's not a decision. Maddie: Okay, we'll we'll just continue moving on. Because she's she's not ch She's refusing. Okay, lilly: There's not a choice. Di: She r she refuses. Maddie: we have round four, the friendship destroyer. Which does not mean that they're friends, that the people are friends, it's like lilly: Us. You're gonna destroy our friendship, Maddie. Mm-hmm. Maddie: Anyways Between thirty three and forty five, pick a number. Di: Who me? thirty three. Maddie: Keng, Bang Chan or Song Kang are your choices. I don't know why I'm saying or. I'm su it and Song Kang are your choices. Di: Kill Song Kang. Keng Maddie: Keng. I don't know why this is so hard for you. lilly: I know my choice if I had to choose. Di: Because they're n neither of them are age appropriate crushes, is what it really comes down to. But I'm going to kiss Bing Chan and Marry. Mm-hmm. lilly: But you killed Song Kang? Maddie: Literally. lilly: Yeah. Di: Listen, I don't Okay, I'll be a hundred percent honest. I can't like put a face to a name, and that's why. Is because like if I can't put a face to a name, then it's just harder for me. Maddie: Hmm. He's my demon guy. Di: shit. Okay. nope, we're still gonna lilly: Even Yeah. Di: go with it. I'm gonna kiss Bang Chan and I'm gonna marry Keng. Maddie: I guess I should have led with pr lilly: Awa. Maddie: my demon guy. Lilly, what's your number? lilly: Between thirty three and forty five, forty two, forty four Maddie: Thirty four and forty five. Mm-hmm. Thirty four. lilly: and forty five. Said the biggest number was forty five? Maddie: Yes. lilly: Forty four. Maddie: You don't know those people, pick a different one. lilly: Forty two. Maddie: Okay, you're not gonna know one of them but you'll know two of them. We have Khaotung, Jim well you may know all of them actually. So we have Khaotung Jimin from BTS Di: Speaking of Khao Tung. Maddie: and Lee Jun Young. lilly: To Jimin Maddie: That is lilly: from BTS Maddie: mm-hmm and then Lee Jun Young is Di: he's such a pe he's such a prince. Maddie: the one that I am marrying. I R L. lilly: Psycho. Di: Speaking of Kow Speaking of Khaotung really fast while Lilly decides, so Kao T first Khaotung have joined Boon Prem in the US tour. And so they're coming to Colorado. First Khao and boom prem and I'm like I have a place I can stay. I am also I Maddie: I don't know, I'm mad at GMM and all of their actors, so I have no input. Di: am also mad at GMM, so lilly: It's rough out here. Di: But I love Khao I love first and I love Khaotung so it's rough out here, guys. lilly: Maddie, I'd kill your husband. I'm sorry. Maddie: It's all good. Di: Maddie will just r bring him back to life, like with Maddie: He'd he'd fight you. He'd fight you because he is he's in the military, so it's okay. Di: Maddie will just figure out lilly: Yeah, she's Di: necromancy and bring him back to life. It's fine. lilly: Yes. his characters are evil. Maddie: he's so evil. lilly: I would kiss Di: Maybe he already knows necromancy. lilly: Khaotung on the cheek and then run away because I'm scared of first. I guess I'd marry Jimin. He's so pretty. I like Jimin and he's funny. He's silly. A little unhinged. Di: That's also valid. He's a prince. Listen, he's a prince. That's all there is to him. J Jimin is just a prince. I got Maddie: And you'd marry Jimin Di: I got nothing else on that one. lilly: Used to have a crash out era. Maddie: All right, guys. I'm done. lilly: That's my answer. Di: okay, that was good. I am going to murder this fly. lilly: Do it. Deserves it. Maddie: I have a bug flying around in here too. I think it's 'cause of my plant. lilly: No. Di: It's cold outside and so all the bugs are like, Warmth inside. lilly: Whew, they need to scraddle. Di: And I'm like No, just freeze. I don't care. Get out of my house. Y you don't even go here. Maddie: Yeah. No, I hate bugs. lilly: The circle of life. Di: You don't even go here. lilly: She doesn't even go here. Di: Kinda wanna watch Mean Girls. I don't know why. It's not even like a timely show or anything. Is there any lilly: So good. Di: like is there any like Thanksgiving y shows? No. Maddie: Not to my knowledge. lilly: there's the Thanksgiving episode of Glee. It's turkey turkey time. Di: There's also lilly: Tom Turkey ran away, but he just came home. Let's have a kiki. I wanna have a kiki. Di: There's also the like tur the Thanksgiving episodes of Bob's Burgers. lilly: Yeah. Is there Charlie Brown? Di: Cra pass the cranberry sauce. We're having mashed Maddie: Charlie Brown. Di: potatoes. Thank you for loving me. lilly: potatoes and molasses. Maddie: This was such a calm episode, guys. lilly: Everyone needs to watch over the garden wall. Di: I think Maddie: I was so scared for nothing. I do need therapy apparently. I also need an exorcism. So there's that. Di: Yeah. lilly: Psychiatrist. Maddie: But the the problem is with the lilly: Yeah. Maddie: psychiatrist is I don't need medication. I already have medication. I just need a lobotomy. Di: an exorcism. lilly: Ha ha ha. Di: Listen, I live in a highly Catholic area, I'm sure I I don't I I don't Maddie: I think a lobotomy is most accurate. lilly: Not a lobotomy. No. Di: know. Exorcisms at least you can kinda come out unscathed. lilly: Lobotomy, I don't know about that, Maddie. As if we're actually Di: Look look guys all of my notes I'm taking tonight. Look at all the notes I'm Maddie: You don't think it would help? lilly: planning how to help her. Is that here? Di: Look! This is what I'm writing with tonight, guys. This is one side. This is the other side. lilly: Look at him The Bald Era. Di: In his Kiwi era. Maddie: Bald era. Di: In his Kiwi. lilly: Yeah. Maddie: he was ki his Kiwi Di: Kiwi! Maddie: era for sure. Di: Kiwi, But anyway. lilly: You know what? I was really hoping Ian would come up during the Kiss Marry Kill games 'cause I would just kiss and marry him and kill whoever else. Like that would have been the Di: You chose wrong. lilly: easiest choice. He didn't even come up once. Di: You chose wrong on all things that apparently apparently you just chose wrong. That's all there is to Maddie: I didn't big it. I I said Di: it. Maddie: generate me some names and it did. So we got what we got. lilly: Water bottle isn't. Maddie: Anyways guys, I think we need to go schedule my lobotomy. Maybe it'll fix the things wrong with my brain. Di: I need to go lilly: No schedule your exorcism. Put you in a circle of salt. Di: I need to go like Yeah, I think the exorcism needs to come first. We'll think about the lobotomy. If the exorcism doesn't work Maddie: Ha ha ha. Di: Do you have salt, Maddie? Maddie: We'll try the exorcism first. I do. Di: Okay, we're good then. lilly: I'm gonna put Maddie in a circle of salts around her desk at work and then just maybe Maddie: Start chanting. lilly: she won't yes, maybe she won't pass behind me and say unhinged things. Make me laugh. Di: I am now visualizing this, which is unfortunate for me, because lilly: Yeah. Di: I'm like visualizing Lilly actually bringing okay, and not just like any salt. I'm visualizing, you know those lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: you know the like the really large like giant giant things of salt. I just like imagine yeah, Maddie: Like the crystals. lilly: Yeah. Di: I just imagine like Lilly coming into work one lilly: Mm-hmm. Di: day and everyone being like, Why do you have so much salt? And then her just scattering it around the floor and everyone just lilly: Like it's for Maddie. Di: not knowing what the heck is going on. Maddie: No, I legit have I legit have salt that I would use for that kind of stuff that I haven't touched in a hot minute. And I have crystals that I have at my lilly: You do have a lot of like I feel like do you have salt at work? Maddie: desk. lilly: You have something at work. You have lots of stuff in your little corner over there. Maddie: I do. But the only the only thing like that that I have are crystals in a box. lilly: I would do the Himalayan pink salt just to make it cute. Di: Mm-mm. Yeah, you know what? Honestly, I feel like whatever Maddie: I can show you what I have. Di: whatever is haunting Maddie would honestly lilly: Did you? Di: appreciate the Himalayan pink salts. I feel like whatever is haunting lilly: Let's do it. Di: Maddie would be very actually very chill with the Himalayan salt. I think it would be like, no, that checks. Diva style salt. Maddie: I wonder if that would work. Hold on. Di: I'm sure that any kind of salt would work, because it's all coming from a similar source of stuff and stuff. lilly: Salt rocks, the usual. How does that even come to be? Maddie: Yes, you can. Di: See? T'es Maddie: It's frequently chosen for rituals focusing on heart-centered energy, emotional balance, self-love and harmony rather than harsh banishing. Di: Honestly, maybe that's what you n need. lilly: Solar evaporation of seawater rock salt. Salt is such a weird Maddie: We need candles too. lilly: thing. I have lots of candles, it would smell really good. Maddie: I have candles like like small tea light candles. lilly: ones that you're supposed to actually use. Not the ones from Bath and Body Work. Di: Yes, probably. Maddie: No, it depends. if you're doing a certain kind of spell per se, you use certain color candles. I'm exposing myself over here. lilly: You also have pine cones. Di: I have tons of pine cones if you needed pine cones. I live like I live in the mountains, Maddie: Have what? yeah. No, I have a bunch of pie codes. lilly: Mine comes. Di: guys, so I have so many pine cones. Maddie: I've just collected them. But I don't have a really I don't really have a purpose lilly: Protection. Maddie: for them. I have them just in case. I have a whole little lilly: Just in case. Maddie: box of stuff. Di: it's good to have a box of witchy stuff, I think. lilly: Mm-hmm. Especially with the good intentions. Maddie: Do I touch any of it? Not often. Di: Mm, mm. lilly: And just having it around feel like Di: Mm-hmm. lilly: is good and protective. Di: I agree. Maddie: It's good if you believe in that kind of stuff, but if you don't believe lilly: I carry Green Adventurine with me everywhere I go. Maddie: if you don't believe in that any of the any of that stuff then it's like it like Sage is pointless to you. lilly: Yeah. Di: Actually, speaking of, I didn't tell you guys, so I okay, I'm pretty sure that everyone thought that I was crazy at work about the ghosts at the at work. And so whenever lilly: Poltergeist. Di: and so whenever I talk about the ghosts at work, like no one actually ever believes me. They're like, Okay, yeah, D is just crazy or whatever. Anyway, the person who usually riles the ghost up decided to become a total jerk this last week. In the middle of a natural disaster that we are dealing with. And anyway, I was talking to one of our employees who is very upset about what the person who riles up the ghost did this week. And suddenly a tag from an item literally like peeled off the item and moved all the way across, like right in front of us. Like it was like we were like a pretty good distance. And it was like somebody walked in front of us, pulled off the tag. Walked into the other side of the room and he watched it happen and he was like, Kay? And I was like, yeah, no, the ghost doesn't like what's his face. And he was like, Kay and I was like, Yep. And you guys all thought I was crazy, but let me tell you, every time it does not fail, every time he comes in the store, it the ghost does something. I have a thing of Palo Santo and Sage over by the back entrance because that's where it's most active and I'm like, I'm okay with you doing things like pulling off tags and stuff. I feel like that's pretty minor, but when you're going to doorways and literally trying to open doors and slamming in stuff doors, I'm not as okay with those sorts of things. Maddie: Yeah, that's scary. Di: Yeah, especially if you're the only one in the store and you're like Cool, cool, cool. So anyway, now p other people believe me that the building is in fact haunted. Maddie: Well, that's good. Di: Yeah, I'm like, guys, it's like an over a hundred year old building. Of course it's haunted. I would be shocked if it wasn't, honestly. Maddie: Yeah. Di: at that point in time and more shocked if it's not if there isn't something wandering around than if there is something wandering around. Hm. lilly: I I would work with someone that dead ass would like try the dog food if it was weird. He was 52. He's my manager. And I'd be like, Jay, d what does this taste like? And he would actually eat a spoonful of like canned food. Disgusting. Or like a piece of kibble. It was nasty. The frozen stuff, he'd try it. The like puffed up once, the freeze-dried things, he'd try it. The dog treats, I'm like, does this dog cookie actually taste like a cookie? He'd try it. I just go ask Jay. I'm like, hey, does this actually taste good? What does this taste like? And he'd tell me, this is this one's really bad. Or he'd be like, this one is actually like it's okay. So Maddie: Did he not ever get sick? Di: No, I don't think there's anything in dog food that would lilly: This man drank like three diet Mountain Dews a day. That was one of his vices. He said, I don't have very many vices anymore. Just alcohol, cigarettes, mountain dew, and men. Ha. Di: That tells me Honestly, that that sums it up. lilly: Which is better than heroin. So 'cause he'd also talk about the heroin that he used to do. Maddie: Mm. lilly: And and the Coke. You know, usual things that your managers talk to you about at work. Di: Okay, that is a dead ass moth, guys. I feel like there's more and more bugs coming in. I feel like I'm in like the you know that episode of supernatural when all lilly: Ha ha Di: the bugs are coming into the house? That's how I'm feeling right now. lilly: yeah. Maddie: I never watched that. Di: I'm gonna bomb my house. Not lilly: Ugh, it's good. Di: bomb it in the bomb way. Like the insect. lilly: With other chemicals, bug chemicals. Di: I'm gonna chemically Maddie: No, I knew what you meant. Di: bomb my house. Okay. lilly: That's not chemical warfare is Di: I just realized I was like, wow lilly: not a Maddie: Yeah. lilly: topic for this episode. This is the therapy episode. Maddie: D is gonna bomb our house. lilly: Yeah. Di: we're good. Okay, I am ready for bed, so Maddie: My face hurts from smiling so much. Di: Good night, guys. lilly: Good. Di: We love that you smiled, at least. lilly: Bye. Maddie: Bye byes Di: Bye-bye. lilly: See next week. Di: See you next week.