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EPISODE 59: The Cock Fighter · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and join us inside this yere Treehouse.
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I'm Daniel Malley along with Trey Trenholm and Raj Sharma. If you missed
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or have not heard yet or watched whatever Treehouse Plus episode number four you can
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do that, go to Patreon dot com slash Treehouse on Air. You can
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hear about how Raj now has a no man in his corner that no man
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can can I call you My muscles is now Raj's muscle. So go listen
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Five bucks a month gets you in for that bonus episode each week.
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Bonus episode each week, and a new tier is on the way inside the
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Treehouse Plus program that will get you even more behind the scenes content, including
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behind the scenes content from the Treehouse Halloween Special twenty twenty three. Jes so
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good. I know Trey said he hadn't had a chance to listen to it
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yet. Raj, I'm not sure if you have. Before we get Before
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we get any deeper into the show today inside the Treehouse, I want to
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mention that at the Dallas Comedy Club this coming weekend, it's James Camacho.
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James Camacho at the Dallas Comedy Club. For ticket info go to Dallas Dash
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Comedy Club dot com. He has been on Kevin Heart's Level Network. He's
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been on the TV show FBI and Kevin Can Wait, been in commercials for
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Dunkin Donuts, ESPN, Vice. It's in an upcoming movie called Before I
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Go with Belle Shure. That's pretty cool. Yeah. It was also in
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the movie What Happened Last Night with Amber Rose. So go see James Camacho
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at the Dallas Comedy Club this Friday and Saturday, November third and fourth.
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For tickets, go to Dallas Dash Comedy Club dot com. Or two one
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four eight one for nineteen eighty say it again two one four eight one four
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nineteen eighty two one four eight one four nineteen eighty up. I will forget
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that shortly, one hundred percent, you will. Yeah, that's why I
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remember, you know, And we were in the Treehouse Plus show. We
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were talking about, you know, our radio days and how you say yes
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once and that yet and now someone expects you to do the thing that they
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asked a favor for every single time and in perpetuity. Uh. And it
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seems to be similar for Raj and comedy because he can't say no to people,
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so now he has trained to do it for him, which is a
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blessing. I I can't I can't. I can't wait for that. I
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can't wait for this. I can't wait to drive tray insane. Because it's
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not that I can't say no, it's the person, the person that's asking
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for this charity event. It's and it's a charity where it's kids in India
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that need lunch. And I'm like, all right, and I'll the rate
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that I charge for whatever I cut in half already for this person. Yeah.
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And also because the friend that's this, it's a friend of yours and
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you don't like to tell her. I grew up with her. Yeah,
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And it was hey, can you feel a call? And I said sure,
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And then it was you got a second? And I said for you
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And I said, and this is direct quote from me, I go for
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you anything. And that's that's. Look, I'm a muscle right now.
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I said for you anything. And I've grown up with her. I've known
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her forever. I know her parents. Her parents are going to be at
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the event, and I'm so excited to see them, you know. Uh.
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And they were really good friends with my parents. And when I said
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for you anything, I didn't know it was My phone rang at six and
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I was like, what Who's And I thought, I and I do this.
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I I waited for to to stop, and I go, did you
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call or did you butt dial? Uh? No? I called? Do
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you have a second? Yes? But text get him amateur. I'm I'm
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asleep. I just did this event in Houston. I swear to god,
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she's listening, says, please call me. It's it's the same person.
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Uh and serious. Just forward your phone to Tray. I was like,
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uh, I just send her, send her a quick text, uh speak,
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I need you to speak to my to my to my to my new
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muscle. Yeah. Uh. And then just give her phone number. And
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then at some point she or other people will ask what what what this guy
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is your muscle? He's no offense, Tray, you don't look like a
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typical, you know, bodyguard, because you're not like Arnold Schwarzenegger jacked or
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anything like that. So when someone's gonna look at Trey and they ask you,
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RAJ, that guy's your muscle, you're gonna go Yeah, they're like,
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well, he doesn't look like much and you're gonna say, well,
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his muscle is the no muscle talk to him. Yeah, well he doesn't.
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You will know you across the room. He doesn't look that strong like,
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but his his letters are very strongly worded. Uh. And so that's
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what I did. I was like, yeah, if you have I have
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a second, but I'm trying to go to sleep. I have to come
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back from Houston podcast and then I gotta come back from Houston do this.
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And I have all this stuff lined up for the weekend and including your event,
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and I'm I'm yours from six pm to nine pm. That's what you
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the time you have me for? Okay, Well I need I need you
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to call me now, okay, and I think it's emergency and it's can
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we run down the show? Can we do the show lineup? And I'm
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like, no, no, can I do this later? And that's when
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I wish Trey would just pop up and go, bitch, no, that's
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what you need. You need like a like a deployable blow up tray.
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Yeah, we're like a hologram thing that pops up off your watch or something.
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And he's just right there looking like something. I won't even get that
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far. You just have it there, and then just when you reach their
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phone, I'll just slap your hand and go no, I need you to
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slap their hand. I'll talk. Well, here's the problem. RaSE is
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once once you release the no, it's hard to get it back inside the
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tray. So not only is he going to tell people know on your behalf,
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he's also going to tell you no a lot. It's just me like
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just standing in the room, like, release the no with great With great
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power comes great negativity. Yeah, he must understand it. And that's what
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just tray just leans forward with a three pound dog like I will tell this
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bitch now, like release the tray. Yeah, that's how That's how strong
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Trey's knows are is because he's the he's the he's he's the evil villain instead
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of some you know, you know cat thing. No, he's got a
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three pound chihuahua, So his power is directly in verse of his pet choice.
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You know, if a grown man willingly walks around with a three and
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a half pound chihuahua whose tongue is longer than most men's penises, that is
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constantly exposed, the tongue that should tell you everything you need to know about
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Trey as a man. I'm surprised social justice warriors don't see Trey walking down
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the street with Daisy his three pound Juuala and think that man has too much
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toxic masculinity. It needs to regulated in some way. Yeah. So I
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so I fed up, and now it just it hasn't stopped, and I'm
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tired. And I was trying to get a good night. See, I
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was trying to be a good person. I was like, I'm watching Castle.
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It's a good day. And I knotted off about one and I'm like,
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you know what, I have until noon? And I'm like, I
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got this in between and I can go back and sleep and it won't stop,
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Like to the point where so my ex everybody knows my ex wife is
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my agent, the most Hollywood relationship ever. And she's like, she at
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nine o'clock this morning, said what do you need from me? So Trey,
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here's here's what you have to expect. And I said, here,
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I need you to be the bad guy, and she goes, oh okay,
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and then I laid out what was happening. And she's called more times
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than the lady that just called. So here's the other thing you need to
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do. You know, you need to send your ex wife slash agent Trey's
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number. Also, Yeah, so Trey sore tray Saturday. I mean,
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like, what what days? I don't even know what damn day it is.
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My days are all messed up. All I know is Trey's got the
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day off. He is saying, Trey, you missed your calling. Like
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you should be an agent, Hollywood agent slash manager just for the amount of
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times you can tell people bitch no in your day. Like I think I
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said bitch no to nobody and you look at the joy on his face.
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Yeah, this is where this is where Trey derives pleasure. Yeah, fun.
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Actually, and I can't tell people no. That's the people please,
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That's why I do. That's the I can't. Well, you're a manager
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of a restaurant, of course you get and actually way, because there are
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so many times I have I can't say no sometimes and I want to.
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Then it just builds up. So this would be just a perfect outlet of
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no, you can't talk to them, and no, you can't have a
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fucking ranch. Sorry. Yea, a little too comfy in the tree is
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coming up the treehouse plus unsinsored episodes. Just one extra ranch, That's all
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I need, all I want for your cheese sticks? Can I just have
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one more trey? Have you heard of have you heard of ranch season?
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I don't know if it's a thing in the States. I've never heard it
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until we moved here. So the service industry here, especially with some of
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like the higher end restaurants, refer to what's what they referred to as ranch
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season. It's got to be spring break when all the white girls come down
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there sort of. So what happens is you have high season here whereas it's
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tourists heavy and rates go up on everything from lodging to boat charters and excursions
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and things, and then low season. Low season is typically hurricane season,
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and so not as many people come for you know, because hurricanes, and
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also because people will come because it's cheaper because it's hurricane season. That's the
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same season that a lot of the servers will refer to as ranch season because
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these people will come to the islands when it's cheaper, and they'll go to
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the high end restaurants and they order ranch with everything. So the servers refer
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to it as ranch season. Oh, would you like this salmon compo with
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a side of you know, rue and blah blah blah, and then they
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get it with a side of ranch boom, ranch season. That's uh,
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just when I thought you couldn't get wider in you move. I think you
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moved there for ranch season, like you called it ranch season and then stayed.
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We can get no, no, no, no, I am from
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Texas. Ranch season is year round. I see hidden Valley? Is it
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a hidden valley? I'm of a Wishbone. Oh. I did a taste
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testing one summer and uh, I went through white Boys summer and uh,
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I did a taste testing a ranch season I did. I went there my
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own personal ranch season, and I can't. I came to the conclusion that
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I think Wishbone had the had among the better tasting ranches. Now I did
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that so long ago. There were new ranches out there that might be better.
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But I will go with it. I'm a craft ranch. Oh craft,
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it's it's pretty solid. Oh it's solid because it's gross like it's solid
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like a turd, like a ranch flavored herd. H it is it is.
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I will say it is better than the Hidden Valley, but I'm not
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had Wishbone. I don't know, I don't I wouldn't. I don't know
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if I would pull Wishbone off the shelf. That just doesn't sound like an
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enticing hidden valley. Sounds like a place where you would go where they make
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ranch, Like, will you show up? It's in the name valley ranch.
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Yeah. Yeah. But you show up and there's like a white lady
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going welcome to the ranch of ranch, and you're like, oh, okay,
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this makes sense. Wishbone's like, hey, we got dog food too,
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Like, I don't know about this, yeah, but the ranch is
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so good you'll eat it. What's Paul Newman say to you? You know
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what, he's dead. If he was speaking to me, we'd be talking
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three three cook DFW. But in all seriousness, if Paul Newman is talking
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to me, the first things that I'm going to tell him is you had
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your whole entire living life to talk to me, and now you're choosing to
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talk to me about salad dressings in the afterlife. Here's here's my theory.
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It's the same thing with Tom Cruise. I want to be that wealthy and
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that talented that I can just devote my like, I just want to wake
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up one morning to go what Oscar? Got it? Yeah? Racing team?
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Sure, got it? What else you want to do? Rush sauce?
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That's what I just want to wake up. I want that's all you
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want to do? Yeah? All day sauces. You're very talented actor,
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correct, And you also have a racing team that's right? And recycle jacket
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line? Correct? What do you want to do? Ranch? So for
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me, I think it would be to have those same things, but instead
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of owning a racing team, it would be, uh, buy the cowboys
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off of the Joneses being wildly successful entertainer or whatever making that much money where
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you could afford to actually buy the cowboys from the Joneses, may have to
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kill them in order for it to happen. So that's how much money and
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power I have to have. And then my only left and then my only
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gold left would be to sit back. I just make chili, make chili
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all day. That's that's that's in my head, which is vats of chili.
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Like, what are you doing today? Same thing I do every day
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right own the cowboys? Yeah? Uh have your own? Ye? What
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else? Chili? I've already conquered the world, so it's just time to
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sit back and make some chili. This one's onions. This one's not onions.
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I'm like, oh, what are we doing? What are we doing
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today? More? Not onions? Oh? Mastermind, beans shut up.
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Yeah, I said chili. I didn't say stew. I said chili.
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Trey knows such a trigger chili chili, you put beans in it, it's
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now stew. That's that's a totally different thing. I would. I would
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conquer the world, the cowboys, and then make chili, not stew.
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Yeah, but still on the island. Chili, but still on the island,
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like you wouldn't move, like you would do all of this from like
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a patio. Um. Now the chili i'd probably I'd probably keep inside in
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a controlled temperature and humidity controlled environment, very exactly. Yetive, I was
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not aware of how nerdy you were about your chili. I didn't know that.
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I didn't know this was like a storage unit for you. It's you
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can I'm a good example of this. You can take the Texan out of
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Texas, yes, but you'll never take the Texas out of the Texan.
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Yeah, yeah, okay. I therefore I would, Yes, I would
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make chili in the Virgin Islands. And then again, if I had that,
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if that, if I had that level of money, anyway, I
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just do it wherever the damn hell I want. I'll do it out on
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the deck of Jerry Jones yacht. Yeah maybe then maybe then I would let
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the salt air season my chili along with the tears of Eagles fans. That
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would actually, that would actually be the poultry chili, like a chicken chili
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or something, not an actual eagle chili. That'd be That'd be kind of
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wrong. I mean, I mean, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I
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wouldn't mind trying it. I would hate for it to be eagle and somebody
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goes taste like chicken. I'm like, man, that majestic bastard died for
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that. Speaking of chickens, I have something that I need to admit to
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you too. Oh God, okay, yeah, oh no, Yeah,
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turns out I'm a cock fighter. I wasn't about to take a sip of
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this game. I'm so clid. No, go ahead, I'll wait.
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I would love to see your hotel room covered in red, because I because
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if I keep cock fighting, that's how my yard's gonna look. Did you
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win? I'm sitting here, aren't I. I can't see your lower half
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though, No, you cannot see my lower half. May with one missing
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leg. You know, these islands are rough. You should see the other
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chicken. But seriously, I'm a cock fighter, now did It wasn't something
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I set out to do. It wasn't an objective or a goal or anything.
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It was just one morning I was forced to defend myself against one of
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our roosters, and I became a cock fighter right then and there. Really.
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Yeah, Clayla's a real dick. And yes, you heard his name
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correct. His name is Layla. Because when Tara and I got these chickens,
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we were hopeful that they would all be hens. You know, it's
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not going to happen every single time because we got him. They were they
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were little chicks, right, So chickens say, take a while before they
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hit chicken puberty to become either you know, a rooster or stay female.
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Whatever. Well, the ones we got, like five of them ended up.
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I think we got seven initially, I forget the exact initial, and
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it was like it was six. We had six and it was like four
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or five roosters out of it. Wow. Yeah, I think it was
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four roosters out of the six chicks that we got, and Tara named them
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all chicken girl names, and then, of course then those four started turning
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into boys, and Tara refuses to this day to change their names. Gotcha,
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there is no there There is no gender affirming care in the O'Malley house
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when it comes to the chickens. It doesn't matter that the that the chicken
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turned into a rooster. Tera is still calling her Layla right, as opposed
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to changing his name to like lyle right. And you also are aware that
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they don't know their names. Mm hmm, right, yeah, so you
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can call it like nugget and it won't it's it won't know. You guys
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are still talking about chickens. Correct, we are. We're talking about chickens,
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and they're bad. They're pet chickens. They're not eating chickens, their
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pet chickens. We get the eggs and they're and the eggs are really good,
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they're yummy. But the problem is Layla cock and charge. He really
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is a jerk, and he's like and he's also he's he's very selective about
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this. So there's one morning I'm going out there and I'm putting some feed
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down and this bastard goes after me with my back turn. He's done this
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to the dogs a couple of times as well, and Joel, our big
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dog, just kind of look he's old and doesn't understand. It's like,
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why is this chicken flying at me? Like getting He's just go away.
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Uh. It scares the hell out of archiwa with Bella, so she's scared
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to go into the yard when the when the when the roosters are out.
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And then if I turned my back to Laylah the rooster, he'll go after
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me and attack me to which mean I mean I'm then forced to defend myself.
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And that's how I became the cock fighter of the island. So the
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cock's turned to peg you. How dare you the real story? Trade?
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It stuck up behind me and it did. It did peg me, and
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I was forced to retaliate. I just I just know that there's a bar
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somewhere in the Virgin Islands where you'll have heard at some point that cocks a
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bit like the turn Around and it's Dan Yeah, except it's gonna be like
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it's gonna be like like in Kickboxer. I'm gonna be diffing my my my
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cloth covered fists in glue and glass, yeah, along with my feet going
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up against Laylah the rooster. So it's like Peter Griffin fighting the chicken the
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whole time. Let's make like that's you, now, Wow, that is
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me. Just just when you think the show can't get wider, uh,
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you do this like I'm waiting for NPR to sponsors. I'm waiting for like
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this cock Fighter is brought to you by the Museum of the Howard Museum.
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I'm just waiting for your sponsorship of this. Shut up sorry Cox, that's
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him, that's his manager calling you, like we got two more fights tonight,
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what do you say? Yes? Yeah, Dan, That's got us in
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trouble a little bit. We love doing some projects and we've been very blessed
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we have some great guys at work with us and we're able to handle interior
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remodels, kitchens, master bathroom enhancements, living room changeouts, flooring, just
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all kinds of projects that people have been putting off because well, you know,
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let's face it, you get busy, you look at your house and
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you kind of like, it's not that big of a deal. I want
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to do that, but you know what, I haven't had the time.
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And then let's say some of the issues are that people do have damage inside
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their house and it's in the area that they've already been thinking about remodeling.
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It happens in bathrooms all the time. So now this division of our company
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is really starting to expand out and it's beingcoming busier and busier, and we
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love helping people, and we love people so much. We're going to take
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care of their homes as much as we can give. Daniel Cook and Cook
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the FW Roofing and Restoration a call eight three three Cook d FW COOKDFW call
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right now and you can take a look at some of the work that they've
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done at COOKDFW dot com. It's the Treehouse. Let's welcome Jacqueline from Brooks
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Plumbing into the Treehouse right now. And I'm very excited to talk to you.
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One, I'm always excited to talk to you, but two, I'm
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really excited to talk to you about this, and because I'm ready for people
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to get to know even more the real Jacqueline and the real Brooks Plumbing,
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because I've gotten a steady dose of it over the last week because I've been
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dealing with a possible transaction on my home in Dallas. And the buyer's side
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came back and said, oh my god, you have all these plumbing issues.
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Guess who I know. I know Jacqueline from Brooks Plumbing. And I
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said, hey, Jaqueline, can you come check this stuff out? And
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guess what she did? And then that's when I learned how much of a
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pitbull Jacqueline can be when she is on your side. They came to the
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table and basically said that they wanted you to completely replace all of the waterlines
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in the yard and in the house because they didn't like the pressure. Well,
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there's literally no mandate on what pressure has to be set at, and
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on the cities kind of set their own pressure. It's higher first thing in
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the morning, when everybody's up and taking a shower. It's higher at night
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when everybody's home, giving the kids a bath, cooking, doing laundry intends
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to be lowest during the day, and it varies from city to city,
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sometimes even neighborhood to neighborhood. So you have a buyer that's coming in saying
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I don't like the pressure in your house. Well that hey, look,
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that's a preference thing. If you don't like the color of the paint on
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the walls inside the house. And by the way, I like the colors
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that Tara chose to paint the house. But if you don't like the colors
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on the wall, you don't give them a discount because they don't like the
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paint color that you chose. That's just not how it works. There's nothing
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wrong with the water, there's no need to repipe anything. This is one
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hundred percent a buyer preference issue. I can't advise you to make those changes
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because they're not a necessary requirement at this time. Because there's no leaks,
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there's no reason to do that. Well, then we see their estimate.
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Not only is their estimate probably i'd say about three times as much as what
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I would charge to do it. There's no license information on the estimate,
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there's no plumbing company header at the top of the page, and red flag
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on the field, old yellow flag. Whatever I don't do the sports obviously,
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don't put me on the sports podcast that you guys are doing. It
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just amazed me that they were like, hey, you have this problem.
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No, you don't have a problem. We looked at the house. There's
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no water leak. That's not a problem. You're being picky. That's on
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your buyer, that's not on my dan. Sorry, take a hike.
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So, if you want Jacqueline the the Pitbull of plumbing on your side,
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you give Brooks Plumbing a call two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty
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eight two one four three six eight thirty eight thirty eight. Not only will
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she look after you and your pipes, but also if you're doing what I'm
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doing, going through a transaction, she will have your back day and night.
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Brooks Plumbing, Brooks Plumbing, Texas dot com. Visit us online a
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friends are Brooks Plumbing. A call to one four three six eight thirty eight
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thirty eight two, one, four, three six, eight thirty eight thirty
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eight or Brooks Plumbing Texas dot com. We've been extolling the virtues of Trey,
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extolling, what a wonderful word, my friend, thank you. I
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am somewhat of a wordsmith you are, but extolling I'm not. I don't
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think in the twenty years i've own you, I don't think you've extolled once.
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Well, I'm extolling now, what a wonderful word. The for as
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broad as my vocabulary may sometimes appear to be, Trey typically is the opposite.
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Tray actually knows many words, but his favorite word is, of course,
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court. I think we're going with no. That was my fault.
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I should have seen that coming. Did you geta looking at the show?
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Now? That was fun? Nineties started like this, the nineties, back
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when it was worth it. Look at the jolly on this man's face.
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If you don't want to sign up for any other reasons, just this face
33:35
right now, you'll buy. You'll do the Patreon I promise you. Look
33:37
at that face. That is adorable. There's many things I've learned throughout my
33:43
professional career, one of which is to get out when to get out when
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it's a good and the other one that I've now be careful what you ask.
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Trip. Still, we'll see you next time in the tree House for
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a football episode coming out on Thursday, which I assume Trey will still be
34:35
that we'll see you next time. There's too much good happened, right, he