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S5 Ep13: Laugh It Off: 5 Jokes You Need Right Now 🤣 · Funny Comedy | Laugh Out Loud

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: You honestly couldn't be black and gay outside of Atlanta until 2012.
• 0:05
  SPEAKER_00: It just didn't exist anywhere else in the world.
• 0:08
  SPEAKER_00: So I didn't know, you know?
• 0:10
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, nah, man, I'm just into licking these dicks and balls.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: Not at all.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_00: And then I ate a pussy and I was like, bitch, the world opened the fuck up.
• 0:25
  SPEAKER_03: The older you get, the more direct and honest you get.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_03: Me and my wife had a very direct and honest space in our relationship.
• 0:34
  SPEAKER_03: Very honest.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: Very honest, man.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_03: My wife told me the other day, she said, honey, your sex is no longer what it used to be.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_03: To my fucking face.
• 0:44
  SPEAKER_03: Ain't this a bitch?
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_03: Me and my home, I got no problem being honest with y'all.
• 0:49
  SPEAKER_03: To my fucking face.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_03: Told me my sex is falling off.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: You know what my response was?
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: Happens.
• 0:57
  SPEAKER_03: That's what I said.
• 0:59
  SPEAKER_03: Happens.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_03: I don't give a shit.
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking 41.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_03: I don't got time to be fucking all day.
• 1:05
  SPEAKER_03: I'm tired.
• 1:06
  SPEAKER_03: I'm tired.
• 1:08
  SPEAKER_03: I don't believe that you can be successful and have good dick.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_03: I said it.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_03: That's how I feel.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's how I fucking feel.
• 1:14
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not taking it back.
• 1:16
  SPEAKER_03: I said it.
• 1:18
  SPEAKER_03: I don't believe that you can be successful and have good dick.
• 1:22
  SPEAKER_03: I told you you gotta pick one.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_03: You want this life or good dick?
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_03: You're not getting both.
• 1:25
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna do both.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not giving you both.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_03: Pick one.
• 1:30
  SPEAKER_03: When I had good dick, I was broke.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_03: I had nothing.
• 1:35
  SPEAKER_03: I was out here fucking for transportation when I had good dick.
• 1:39
  SPEAKER_03: Fucking for tokens.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_03: Sick of walking.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_03: I need to put down some good dick.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_03: Get in somebody's car around here.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_03: It was cold in Philadelphia.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_03: You don't know my life.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_03: Stop judging me.
• 1:53
  SPEAKER_03: But because you're married, you gotta fucking compromise.
• 1:57
  SPEAKER_03: Gotta meet you halfway.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_03: I told her, I said, you know what?
• 2:00
  SPEAKER_03: You feel like I need to do better sexually?
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: Pick a date.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_03: Pick a date.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_03: On that date, I'm required to give out some good dick.
• 2:10
  SPEAKER_03: You pick a date.
• 2:11
  SPEAKER_03: On that date, I'm required to give out some good dick.
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_03: Pick the eighth of every month.
• 2:19
  SPEAKER_03: Alright.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: You better buckle the fuck up.
• 2:26
  SPEAKER_03: About to drop some dick on your ass like you never had.
• 2:30
  SPEAKER_03: To thump your ass right now.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_03: It's all fun and games until the week of.
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_03: You get nervous as shit, man.
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_03: My friend saw it in my face.
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_03: You good?
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: No, I ain't good.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: I got a fucking five days, man.
• 2:46
  SPEAKER_03: I had a fuck on the eighth.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: I was out here drinking pineapple juice, eating celery.
• 2:51
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what the fuck was happening to me.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: Sweating?
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_03: God damn, man.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: I got a fucking three days.
• 2:56
  SPEAKER_03: Countdown.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_03: Felt like I had the NBA finals coming up with some shit.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: Icing my legs.
• 3:02
  SPEAKER_03: I didn't know what was happening.
• 3:04
  SPEAKER_03: The eighth came up.
• 3:05
  SPEAKER_03: I did a good job.
• 3:07
  SPEAKER_03: Gave out a batch of some good dick.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_03: Thank you for the applause.
• 3:10
  SPEAKER_03: I appreciate it.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_03: Very sad that you felt like you had to clap there, but I'll take it.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_05: Thank God, Captain Jesus.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_03: I honestly backfired over there.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_03: Oh!
• 3:21
  unknown: Oh!
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_03: Gave out some good dick on the eighth.
• 3:26
  SPEAKER_03: In true woman fashion, on the ninth, she tried to get some more.
• 3:32
  SPEAKER_03: It's not our agreement.
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_03: That's not the deal we made.
• 3:35
  SPEAKER_03: I said one date.
• 3:37
  SPEAKER_03: Every other day could be trashy dick or not.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_03: You don't fucking expect the same thing.
• 3:41
  SPEAKER_03: Again, after my fucking bedtime, she comes in 8:30 p.m., drunk as shit.
• 3:47
  SPEAKER_03: It's late.
• 3:50
  SPEAKER_02: Trying to wake me up, get uh uh trying to get some dick.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_02: Trying to get some more of that eighth dick.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_02: That's what she said.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_02: I want some more of that eighth dick.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_02: Let me get some of that eighth dick.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_02: A snap.
• 4:06
  SPEAKER_02: Get the fuck off of me.
• 4:07
  SPEAKER_02: Get your hands off of me.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_03: Come here, this later night, waking me up.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_03: Waking the dog up.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_03: Older you get, you care more about the animals than anything else.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_03: You know the dog ain't had a good night's sleep, and the last two weeks you come here all loud.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_03: Pissed off.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_03: I'm very pissed off right now.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_03: I mean the dog went downstairs, slept.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: Except in the guest fucking room.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_03: I'm not gonna steal with you in selfishness.
• 4:30
  SPEAKER_03: Because you want some more of the eighth dick.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you just you just lost a month.
• 4:34
  SPEAKER_03: That's what you just did.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_03: Took the next eighth off the contract, is what I did.
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: Can I tell you?
• 4:40
  SPEAKER_01: I just rapped a movie with J-Lo.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_01: What?
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_01: J Lo?
• 4:47
  SPEAKER_01: Excuse me.
• 4:48
  SPEAKER_01: She is beautiful.
• 4:49
  SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding me?
• 4:50
  SPEAKER_01: She is, I couldn't stop staring at her.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh, my line.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_01: She's like an athlete that can dance, that's a businesswoman in a tank top.
• 5:00
  SPEAKER_01: I say, yes, you go with your good knees and edges, J Lo.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: The hardest part of working with J-Lo is pretending that I didn't know everything about her.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_01: I know everything about J-Lo.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_01: For example, I know that we have the same birthday.
• 5:23
  SPEAKER_01: Yes, July 24th.
• 5:26
  SPEAKER_01: But I didn't want to tell her the first day because you can't, I don't want to be the creepy girl on the set, you know what I mean?
• 5:31
  SPEAKER_01: But there's always somebody at the office that's into astrology, you know who you are.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_01: Always worried about the sun and the moon, never get taxes.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_01: So we had one of those assholes on set.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_01: I said, okay, I'm gonna wait for my moment.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_01: And sure enough, three weeks later, he goes, Oh, you and Jen have the same face because you're both Leo's.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_01: I said, oh.
• 5:59
  SPEAKER_01: This is my moment.
• 6:02
  SPEAKER_01: So I said, Jen, you a Leo?
• 6:16
  SPEAKER_01: She said yes.
• 6:17
  SPEAKER_01: I said, Jen.
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_01: I'm a Leo.
• 6:19
  SPEAKER_01: She said, stop.
• 6:20
  SPEAKER_01: I said, I will not.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_01: That's so crazy.
• 6:26
  SPEAKER_01: I said, Jen, when's your birthday?
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_01: Yo, I was so good at this, where else she would be like, give that bitch your Oscar, okay?
• 6:38
  SPEAKER_01: That bitch, the Oscar.
• 6:42
  SPEAKER_01: So I said, Jen, my birthday is July 24th.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_01: Well, she said no.
• 6:48
  SPEAKER_01: I said, yes.
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_01: She said, your birthday is July 24th.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_01: I said, isn't that crazy?
• 6:53
  SPEAKER_01: She said, no one has my birthday.
• 6:54
  SPEAKER_01: I said, I know.
• 6:55
  SPEAKER_01: It's so special.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_01: I said, Jen, we should have a joint birthday party.
• 7:05
  SPEAKER_01: And then she walked away, didn't talk to me for like three hours.
• 7:11
  SPEAKER_01: That's okay.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: She came back.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_01: You know, I got big tits, freckles, big hair.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_01: It's friendly.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_01: People are like, let's talk to it.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_01: True! So she came back and she wanted to like spill the tea, you know?
• 7:30
  SPEAKER_01: She was like, oh man, have you ever dated Leo?
• 7:32
  SPEAKER_01: I said, where are we going with Didjan?
• 7:37
  SPEAKER_01: I said, where are we going?
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, no, have you ever dated Leo?
• 7:41
  SPEAKER_01: Because they're like, you know, so difficult.
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_01: I said, oh honey, I done fuck the whole Zodiac calendar.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_01: No one plays the lot of once, you know what I mean?
• 7:51
  SPEAKER_01: You don't learn how to ride a bike the first time.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_01: I said, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
• 7:57
  SPEAKER_01: She's like, oh, I was engaged to Leo.
• 8:00
  SPEAKER_01: I was like, really?
• 8:06
  SPEAKER_01: That's so crazy.
• 8:09
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's like, it wasn't the easiest with Ben.
• 8:12
  SPEAKER_01: I said, Ben, who?
• 8:16
  SPEAKER_01: Benjamin Button?
• 8:19
  SPEAKER_01: Benjamin Franklin?
• 8:21
  SPEAKER_01: Who Ben?
• 8:27
  SPEAKER_01: And she's like, I'm so happy now though, because I'm a gay Chaleo, but he's great.
• 8:31
  SPEAKER_01: He's an athlete.
• 8:32
  SPEAKER_01: He's Dominican.
• 8:33
  SPEAKER_01: I said, oh, that sounds spicy.
• 8:36
  SPEAKER_04: I'm at home, phone rings.
• 8:38
  SPEAKER_04: It's a school nurse.
• 8:39
  SPEAKER_04: She goes, I have Isla in the office.
• 8:41
  SPEAKER_04: Is there a parent at home?
• 8:43
  SPEAKER_04: I was like, I'll do.
• 8:46
  SPEAKER_04: Gives the phone to Isla.
• 8:48
  SPEAKER_04: Her first words, I tried to stop it, Dad.
• 8:53
  SPEAKER_04: I go, stop what?
• 8:55
  SPEAKER_04: She goes, I got my period.
• 8:57
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, bitch, you promised.
• 9:01
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, you called the wrong number, dickhead, call your mom.
• 9:05
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, Dad, I need you right now.
• 9:08
  SPEAKER_04: Immediately as a parent, I'm melting down.
• 9:09
  SPEAKER_04: So I'm like, she's freaking out at school, she's by herself, she's going through what Georgia went through.
• 9:14
  SPEAKER_04: This isn't my skill set.
• 9:17
  SPEAKER_04: I got this.
• 9:18
  SPEAKER_04: I go, okay, baby, all right, okay.
• 9:21
  SPEAKER_04: How'd you get it?
• 9:24
  SPEAKER_04: She was like, Dad, I was playing kickball.
• 9:28
  SPEAKER_04: Immediately, I'm like, oh, poor kid, but I thought she blew out her pussy.
• 9:35
  SPEAKER_04: Just oh shit.
• 9:38
  SPEAKER_04: Oh, I'm out, coach.
• 9:39
  SPEAKER_04: I'm out.
• 9:40
  SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
• 9:41
  SPEAKER_04: I tore my twat.
• 9:44
  SPEAKER_04: It's bad.
• 9:45
  SPEAKER_04: I blew out my cooch, coach.
• 9:47
  SPEAKER_04: I'm gonna have to send this one out.
• 9:49
  SPEAKER_04: Pinch runner, pinch runner.
• 9:53
  SPEAKER_04: Now I'm spiraling.
• 9:55
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, alright, what do you need from me?
• 9:56
  SPEAKER_04: New pants, new panties, new socks?
• 9:58
  SPEAKER_04: Did it get in your socks?
• 10:00
  SPEAKER_04: A bucket, some towels, garlic.
• 10:02
  SPEAKER_04: We gotta keep the vampires away from you.
• 10:05
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, Dad, I'm fine.
• 10:07
  SPEAKER_04: Mom gave me a go bag.
• 10:10
  SPEAKER_04: I go, okay, then what are you calling me for?
• 10:13
  SPEAKER_04: She goes, I need you to go to the store and get supplies.
• 10:16
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, how bad is this period?
• 10:18
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, no, Dad, I'm throwing myself a period party tonight.
• 10:23
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I'm sorry, what did you just say?
• 10:26
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, all the girls are doing it, Dad.
• 10:28
  SPEAKER_04: I need you to go to the store and get supplies.
• 10:30
  SPEAKER_04: Get a red velvet cake.
• 10:32
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, I go, baby, I don't think I can eat a red velvet cake.
• 10:48
  SPEAKER_04: Knowing what it symbolizes.
• 10:50
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, Dad, you need a red velvet cake for a period party because you put the name of your period on the cake.
• 10:55
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, who names their period?
• 11:01
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, Georgia named hers after the girl from Progressive Auto Insurance.
• 11:09
  SPEAKER_04: She's like, Dad, please, I need you right now.
• 11:12
  SPEAKER_04: I have 10 people coming tonight.
• 11:13
  SPEAKER_04: I go, we have 10 little girls coming to the house?
• 11:16
  SPEAKER_04: She goes, no, eight girls, two boys.
• 11:20
  SPEAKER_04: I'm like, who invites boys to a period party?
• 11:23
  SPEAKER_04: And I hear her sinister little giggle on the phone, and she goes, Dad, that's the fun of it.
• 11:30
  SPEAKER_04: We don't tell them why they're there.
• 11:34
  SPEAKER_04: Now I'm like, fuck it, I'm in.
• 11:38
  SPEAKER_04: I have never had more fun at a party in my entire life.
• 11:42
  SPEAKER_04: Planning, hosting, and attending a period party.
• 11:45
  SPEAKER_04: I dressed all in red, like it was Chinese New Year's.
• 11:50
  SPEAKER_04: Drinking Pinot Noir.
• 11:51
  SPEAKER_04: I made pasta with chunky marinara sauce.
• 11:56
  SPEAKER_04: And I giggled the whole night with all these little girls at these two boys, Max and Carter, right?
• 12:02
  SPEAKER_04: Faces covered in red cake.
• 12:05
  SPEAKER_04: Like it's their honeymoon, and they're like, fuck it, I'll eat it anyway.
• 12:11
  SPEAKER_04: The whole party, these two boys are looking at the cake, going, who the hell's Jason?
• 12:16
  SPEAKER_04: My daughter Isla Chrysler named her period Jason because she got it on Friday the 13th.
• 12:34
  SPEAKER_04: I pray this child doesn't find marijuana.
• 12:38
  SPEAKER_00: Hell no.
• 12:39
  SPEAKER_00: Just sometimes people be gay and don't know it.
• 12:41
  SPEAKER_00: It's possible.
• 12:42
  SPEAKER_00: I was a whole gay bitch, didn't know.
• 12:44
  SPEAKER_00: People knew before me.
• 12:45
  SPEAKER_00: I came out and some of my old friends was like, duh, bitch.
• 12:48
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, really?
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_00: Really?
• 12:51
  SPEAKER_00: You knew this whole time?
• 12:54
  SPEAKER_00: This whole time, I was for sure thinking I like dick.
• 12:56
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 12:57
  SPEAKER_00: I did.
• 12:58
  SPEAKER_00: I knew I wasn't enjoying sex.
• 12:59
  SPEAKER_00: Like my homegirls would talk about sex and I was like, I don't like it, like they like it.
• 13:02
  SPEAKER_00: But I didn't think it was because I didn't like dick.
• 13:04
  SPEAKER_00: I just thought I ain't found the right dick yet.
• 13:06
  SPEAKER_00: You know, they're like, oh, girl, when you feel it in your stomach.
• 13:08
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, oh, that's my least favorite part.
• 13:10
  SPEAKER_00: When you when it hit the stomach, you know it's really there.
• 13:14
  SPEAKER_00: You can't.
• 13:16
  SPEAKER_00: I don't like that at all.
• 13:21
  SPEAKER_00: But I didn't think I didn't like dick.
• 13:23
  SPEAKER_00: I just thought, you know, keep sucking these dicks.
• 13:25
  SPEAKER_00: Concentrate.
• 13:26
  SPEAKER_00: Work harder.
• 13:27
  SPEAKER_00: Focus on the dicks you're sucking.
• 13:29
  SPEAKER_00: Visualize.
• 13:31
  SPEAKER_00: You'll fucking get there.
• 13:34
  SPEAKER_00: That's why representation matters, man.
• 13:37
  SPEAKER_00: It does.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: It matters.
• 13:38
  SPEAKER_00: You need to see yourself in the fucking world.
• 13:41
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I didn't realize you could be a black and gay and like fly and shit.
• 13:45
  SPEAKER_00: Like, I'm from Boston, bro.
• 13:46
  SPEAKER_00: We didn't have black dikes.
• 13:48
  SPEAKER_00: We didn't have black dice.
• 13:50
  SPEAKER_00: We had white dice and they drove Subaros and they had long armpit hair.
• 13:53
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, no.
• 13:54
  SPEAKER_00: I was like, no, that's not what I am.
• 13:56
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not that.
• 13:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't do that.
• 13:59
  SPEAKER_00: I'm not with that.
• 14:02
  SPEAKER_00: We had one black dike, and that bitch was on crack.
• 14:07
  SPEAKER_00: And I was like, if that's what diking leads to, that's not a life for me.
• 14:12
  SPEAKER_00: I need to focus on these dicks.
• 14:13
  SPEAKER_00: Concentrate.
• 14:16
  SPEAKER_00: Concentrate and work hard and make something of myself.
• 14:20
  SPEAKER_07: And uh, yeah, my parents fucked.
• 14:22
  SPEAKER_07: Okay?
• 14:23
  SPEAKER_07: My parents.
• 14:24
  SPEAKER_07: My parents fucked.
• 14:25
  SPEAKER_07: Everyone in here, your parents fucked.
• 14:28
  SPEAKER_07: Your parents, everybody, let's do a meditation.
• 14:30
  SPEAKER_07: Close your eyes and picture, imagine your parents, your dad, balls deep and finishing in your mom.
• 14:38
  SPEAKER_07: Because that's what happened.
• 14:39
  SPEAKER_07: You can moan and groan all you want, but you wouldn't be here, you little shits, if your dad didn't fucking explode his Spider-Man DNA web into your long-suffering mom's vulva who wasn't bothering anybody.
• 14:58
  SPEAKER_07: She was just playing Sudoku.
• 14:59
  SPEAKER_07: She was eating cantaloupe.
• 15:01
  SPEAKER_07: Your fucking disgusting, horny dad just came in.
• 15:05
  SPEAKER_07: You gotta admit it, right?
• 15:07
  SPEAKER_07: Back to life.
• 15:08
  SPEAKER_07: Your dad had sexually wrong.
• 15:11
  SPEAKER_07: Your mom went down on your dad.
• 15:14
  SPEAKER_07: Your dad went down on your mom.
• 15:17
  SPEAKER_07: And then your dad put on that leather gimp mask and he lied under a glass coffee table.
• 15:21
  SPEAKER_07: Your mom took a big shit over it, and then five months later, you were born.
• 15:25
  SPEAKER_07: Okay.
• 15:26
  SPEAKER_07: I'm assuming he's a preemie.
• 15:28
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 15:29
  SPEAKER_07: He has premature energy.
• 15:31
  SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
• 15:32
  SPEAKER_07: Has anybody walked in on their parents having sex?
• 15:34
  SPEAKER_07: Has anybody walked in on their parents having sex?
• 15:36
  SPEAKER_07: Show of hands if you walked in on your parents having the sex.
• 15:43
  SPEAKER_07: This guy, what happened?
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_07: Wait, hold on.
• 15:46
  SPEAKER_07: This guy's got a story to tell.
• 15:48
  SPEAKER_07: Can we give him a microphone, please?
• 15:50
  SPEAKER_07: Let's give this guy a microphone.
• 15:52
  SPEAKER_07: He's got a story to tell.
• 15:53
  SPEAKER_07: He will not be silenced.
• 15:55
  SPEAKER_07: He is living his truth.
• 15:58
  SPEAKER_07: What happened, mama?
• 16:00
  SPEAKER_07: Tell me the sexy little details.
• 16:04
  SPEAKER_08: I was standing in the doorway.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_08: I was really young.
• 16:06
  SPEAKER_08: They didn't see me.
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_08: So wait, how long ago?
• 16:08
  SPEAKER_08: Was this like two weeks ago?
• 16:10
  SPEAKER_08: Or like?
• 16:11
  SPEAKER_08: No, no.
• 16:12
  SPEAKER_08: I was young.
• 16:13
  SPEAKER_08: I was like five.
• 16:14
  SPEAKER_08: Why did you go in there?
• 16:16
  SPEAKER_08: I just woke up in the middle of the night and I was just like, I'll go in my parents.
• 16:20
  SPEAKER_07: Were you for sure they were doing it?
• 16:22
  SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
• 16:23
  SPEAKER_07: Were you just like crying, mascaras just pouring down your eyes?
• 16:26
  SPEAKER_07: I just stood there and was like.
• 16:29
  SPEAKER_07: Did you ever bring it up to them?
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_07: No.
• 16:30
  SPEAKER_08: This is first time.
• 16:32
  SPEAKER_07: You just suppressed all this trauma.
• 16:34
  SPEAKER_07: You've never processed it.
• 16:36
  SPEAKER_07: Well, I got good news for you because your parents are actually here.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_06: Mr.
• 16:43
  SPEAKER_06: Mr.
• 16:44
  SPEAKER_06: Stevenson, come on out! His parents are here! He's gonna pull it for the screen! Give me that for this pyramid!
• 17:18
  SPEAKER_07: It's this for like forty-five minutes, guys.
• 17:26
  SPEAKER_07: Okay, okay.
• 17:28
  SPEAKER_07: Wow, all right, all right.
• 17:30
  SPEAKER_07: I think that's enough.
• 17:31
  SPEAKER_07: I think we've all seen enough.
• 17:34
  SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
• 17:35
  SPEAKER_05: Thank you to your parents.
• 17:36
  SPEAKER_05: God bless them.