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No Prayer Can Save Us from the Rollerboys · Movie Meltdown

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  Speaker 1: Hello, this is Tom Kane, the voice of the professor
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  Speaker 1: from The Powerpuff Girls, and you're listening to Movie Meltdown. Oh,
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  Speaker 1: I love it so.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no. What if I don't get my official Red
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  Speaker 3: It's showtime.
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  Speaker 1: Our nuclear reactor pumping out one.
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  Speaker 5: Million kilowatts of power.
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  Speaker 3: What's up and welcome to Movie Meltdown. I'm Brian.
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  Speaker 6: I'm Misty.
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  Speaker 3: And I'm Jay.
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  Speaker 6: You seem like you had to think about that way
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  Speaker 6: too long. It's been a long day. Dramatic pause.
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  Speaker 3: And we're coming to you live via digital recording from
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  Speaker 3: the passion of awesomeness.
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  Speaker 2: Which is super, super duper messy right now because there
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  Speaker 2: was a shelf expansion building project and I've not fully
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  Speaker 2: recovered the replacing shit back to where it should be.
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  Speaker 3: If you're not following Misty on Instagram, where she's documenting
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  Speaker 3: these book buildings and the takeover of books to completely
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  Speaker 3: crush this house eventually.
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  Speaker 2: It's going to be the only thing to hold this
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  Speaker 2: shelf up.
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  Speaker 3: Just stacks of books holding the roof up.
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  Speaker 2: It'll be the only thing that will totally support the
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  Speaker 2: frame of this house.
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  Speaker 5: Well, if anything, it'll shield us from the radiation from
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  Speaker 5: the oncoming apocalypse.
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  Speaker 3: Good times. So how's it going?
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  Speaker 2: It's going. Same shit as last time, I think.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it hasn't been near as long this time.
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  Speaker 2: And we've accomplished even less, because I don't think we've
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  Speaker 2: watched anything. Aside from Boyfriend making me spend an evening
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  Speaker 2: watching what we've discussed off-podcast, the safety frog thing.
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  Speaker 5: Clyde's safety frog.
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  Speaker 3: Which we've decided, because you found them on YouTube, doesn't
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  Speaker 3: just exist in your mind. Yeah. And may have been regional,
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  Speaker 3: and that's why nobody else around here knows what you're
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  Speaker 3: talking about. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Well, I didn't realize, yeah, that and New Zoo Review.
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  Speaker 3: which is terrifying that i kind of like i remember
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  Speaker 3: the owl for some reason so maybe it got picked
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  Speaker 3: up on like public television and i saw just enough
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  Speaker 3: to go oh no this looks educational and i changed.
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  Speaker 5: The channel the uh clyde safety frog uh it was
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  Speaker 5: uh oh i had it up here and then i
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  Speaker 5: looked up sport billy.
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  Speaker 3: I was like Since we're on things that no one
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  Speaker 3: else remembers from childhood.
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  Speaker 5: It's called The Clyde Frog Show. It was a television
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  Speaker 5: program in the 1970s. It was produced by the Mississippi
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  Speaker 5: Authority for Educational Television. And it just had a frog puppet.
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  Speaker 5: And he just got hurt all the time. And he
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  Speaker 5: didn't follow the safety rules. So he wasn't much of
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  Speaker 5: a safety frog because he was always getting hurt or kidnapped.
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  Speaker 2: He's showing you what not to do.
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  Speaker 5: Or getting set on fire or stuff like that. You
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  Speaker 5: can look it up on YouTube. It's kind of disturbing.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little bit just, the really weird part is the, like,
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  Speaker 3: dead time.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of dead time.
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  Speaker 3: When he just, like, turns and, like, looks at you
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  Speaker 3: for a second. Like, he's trying to remember his lines. Like,
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  Speaker 3: you know you're a puppet, right? You don't have to.
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  Speaker 5: Remember your lines.
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  Speaker 3: But he just oddly stares at you at home.
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  Speaker 5: The acting's really bad. It's really bad. And it's just
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  Speaker 5: normal people trying to act.
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  Speaker 2: What do you expect from a hand puppet from, like, Mississippi.
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  Speaker 5: In the fucking 70s? Public access, actually. I'm amazed that
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  Speaker 5: I remembered this because I was probably maybe two or
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  Speaker 5: three years old around the time when it came out.
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  Speaker 2: Apparently you were following his rules because you apparently get
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  Speaker 2: hurt a lot.
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  Speaker 3: You wanted to be just like Clark.
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  Speaker 5: I do get hurt a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Wait, so this is how you do it, right? You
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  Speaker 3: set yourself on fire and then you fall off of stuff. Alright,
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  Speaker 3: this frog knows what he's talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Have you gotten kidnapped yet?
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  Speaker 3: Uh, no.
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  Speaker 5: No, I haven't.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta be pretty stupid to go hitchhiking, kid. That
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  Speaker 3: was the loving way that he was treated.
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  Speaker 5: I've probably come close to getting killed by a serial killer, though,
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  Speaker 5: but no, I haven't.
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  Speaker 2: By a serial killer named Clyde.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, you know what? Damn it.
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  Speaker 3: You've gotta really be old school to get that reference.
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  Speaker 5: Wow, okay.
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  Speaker 2: Brought it full circle. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That should have tipped you off when you moved in. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: you know. And he was a giant frog. It really
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  Speaker 3: should have tipped you off.
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  Speaker 5: Damn frogs.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I have to say, as you showed it to me,
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  Speaker 3: there's a scene at the beginning there where he's riding
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  Speaker 3: a bike, and I'm like, you're no Kermit, let me
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  Speaker 3: just tell you. I've seen Kermit ride a Schwinn. Kermit's
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  Speaker 3: pretty damn good. Clyde... He just falls off shit.
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  Speaker 5: And gets in trouble.
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  Speaker 3: Good times or not.
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  Speaker 5: It's such a weird show that, like, It was burned
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  Speaker 5: in my head. Like the theme song, the whole, what
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  Speaker 5: do you call it?
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  Speaker 3: The beginning of it. Intro. The intro, yeah.
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  Speaker 5: The whole intro. That whole thing was burned in my head.
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  Speaker 5: It's been burned in my head for a long time,
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  Speaker 5: and I don't know why, you know, fucking 40-some years later,
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  Speaker 5: we were sitting here on the couch, and I'm like,
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  Speaker 5: Clyde Safety Frog. Oh, you got to see this.
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  Speaker 3: And you're like, do I need to get a dog?
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  Speaker 5: Is it on YouTube? Holy shit, it's on YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: And I watched way more Clyde the Safety Frog than
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  Speaker 2: I'd ever thought I'd ever read it.
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  Speaker 5: We watched like probably all the episodes. They only last
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  Speaker 5: like five minutes. And I think what it was is
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  Speaker 5: I think it came on.
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  Speaker 3: Like when they had filler in between stuff?
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  Speaker 5: Uh, it was one of those, I think it came
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  Speaker 5: on at the end, like towards the end of a show.
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  Speaker 5: Like you remember when they, uh, what was that show? Three, two,
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  Speaker 5: one contact where they used to have that, that, uh, ending.
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  Speaker 5: They had the bloodhound gang, I think it was called.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And it was only like maybe at maybe a 10
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  Speaker 5: minute little mystery or five minute mystery that they had
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  Speaker 5: to solve. It was kind of like that. I think
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  Speaker 5: it fell at the end of a TV show and
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  Speaker 5: just kind of, yeah. Anybody remember the bloodhound gang?
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  Speaker 3: Not, not, not the, not the awesome band, not the band.
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  Speaker 5: Whatever.
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  Speaker 3: It was way more catchy. And, and they, they, they
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  Speaker 3: should have been like a novelty act that went away.
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  Speaker 3: And then a few years later, well, finally, but like
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  Speaker 3: for a while, they're like, they kept coming back with
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  Speaker 3: another album. I'd be like, uh, these guys again. And
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  Speaker 3: then I'd hear the song and be like, damn, that's
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  Speaker 3: pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: Actually.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, why, why, why can't I just write you
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  Speaker 3: guys off? You're, you're, About as juvenile as.
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  Speaker 2: Well, their song with the roof is on fire. That
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  Speaker 2: came out when I was in, I think, high school
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  Speaker 2: because one of the guys I went to school with,
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  Speaker 2: his house literally did catch on fire, so he would
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  Speaker 2: go around singing that song all the time.
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  Speaker 3: You didn't taunt him with it? I assumed that's where
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  Speaker 3: this story was going.
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  Speaker 2: He took it on his own. It became his song. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: it was his theme song for the year.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: The times were not had by him.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all of these PBS shows are just very minimal
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  Speaker 3: in my childhood brain and or memories. Because, as I
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  Speaker 3: was telling you before, anything from a really early age,
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  Speaker 3: my brain immediately went, oh, this looks educational. Nope. I
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  Speaker 3: just knew to steer clear of anything that might teach
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  Speaker 3: me something. So everybody else that has warm, fuzzy feelings
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  Speaker 3: about Sesame Street and all of that stuff as a kid,
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  Speaker 3: and even Mr. Rogers and stuff, I didn't dislike him.
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  Speaker 3: You better not be disrespecting Mr.
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  Speaker 2: Rogers in this household.
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  Speaker 3: I respect him now, but as a kid, I didn't
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  Speaker 3: watch him much because I was like, this looks like
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  Speaker 3: it's for kids. I'm obviously way too mature for this,
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  Speaker 3: and I would go watch Looney Tunes. Again, I immediately
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  Speaker 3: went to something that was not in any way, shape,
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  Speaker 3: or form educational. which is also why to this day
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  Speaker 3: when I walk off a cliff, I'm assuming I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going anywhere until I look down.
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  Speaker 5: See, I grew up in an Asian household, so everything
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  Speaker 5: was educational.
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  Speaker 3: Damn it, you're going to learn whether you like it
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  Speaker 3: or not.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I wasn't really allowed to watch cartoons either,
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  Speaker 5: whereas my dad, he was American, but he hated cartoons.
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  Speaker 5: He hated anything fun. Blasphemy. Anything dealing with cartoons or anything,
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  Speaker 5: I was not allowed to watch. So we were not
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  Speaker 5: allowed to watch that in the house. It was educational
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  Speaker 5: stuff all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Screw all that.
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  Speaker 3: I was raised by the television.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: I was raised by Bob Ross and Mr. Rogers.
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  Speaker 3: See, those are good. Now, again, I respect both of them.
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  Speaker 3: I didn't see Bob Ross until I was older, I guess.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, no, I grew up on that shit.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but then, yeah, any of the educational stuff, like
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  Speaker 3: as a kid, I was just like, whatever, this is
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  Speaker 3: for kids. I don't think so. I'm going to go
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  Speaker 3: watch something really smart like Gilligan's Island today.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, because Marianne was hot.
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  Speaker 3: Because Marianne was hot. Even as a kid, I knew.
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  Speaker 5: I did watch Gilligan's Island. We watched TV shows. But
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  Speaker 5: you didn't watch the cartoon, though. Was there a Gilligan's
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  Speaker 5: Island cartoon?
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  Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure there was.
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  Speaker 3: Gilligan's Planet, definitely. I don't remember if there was a
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  Speaker 3: regular island, but they definitely went to space when they
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  Speaker 3: got animated.
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  Speaker 5: No Scooby-Doo for you? I didn't watch Scooby-Doo until I
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  Speaker 5: got older.
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  Speaker 2: How did you know to not trust the man next door?
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  Speaker 2: I mean, because it's always who the bad guy is.
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  Speaker 3: And the guy in the rubber mask. I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: But I mean, we watched like.
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  Speaker 2: But there was a guy next door who was in
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  Speaker 2: a rubber mask.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: You don't trust people.
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  Speaker 5: I watched Emergency and Starsky and Hutch.
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  Speaker 3: I did watch that. I thought the car was awesome.
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  Speaker 5: TJ Hooker and Wonder Woman and Batman.
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  Speaker 3: There's a lot of Batman in my job.
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  Speaker 5: A lot of Batman. A lot of Wonder Woman. A
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  Speaker 5: lot of $ 6 million man. A lot of $ 6 million woman.
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  Speaker 2: I had She-Ra on Thundercats. I guess I had the
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  Speaker 2: right era of cartoons.
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  Speaker 5: All the Leonard Nimoy In Search Of. Yeah, which girlfriend
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  Speaker 5: got me the entire set, but I haven't finished watching it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Misty, you caught that wave of the after-school syndication version,
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  Speaker 3: because earlier we didn't have that. Like they played older stuff,
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  Speaker 3: but even then it was mostly shows. Like I think
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  Speaker 3: that's when I watched like Batman and stuff was when
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  Speaker 3: I got home from school when I was really little.
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  Speaker 3: And it was like that next wave when they bought
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  Speaker 3: like the syndication rights and or they went immediately to syndication,
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  Speaker 3: I think, for like He-Man and G.I. Joe and She-Ra
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  Speaker 3: and Thundercats.
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  Speaker 2: Remember when Saturday mornings were awesome?
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  Speaker 3: You can't even explain that to kids now. Because first
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  Speaker 3: of all, they wouldn't understand that you couldn't just watch
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  Speaker 3: cartoons whenever the hell you wanted. You wouldn't have entire
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  Speaker 3: networks playing nothing but cartoons 24-7. You'd have to backtrack
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  Speaker 3: so much to explain that.
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  Speaker 5: You only had so many hours of cartoons in the morning.
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  Speaker 2: You had to watch what was actually just on.
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  Speaker 5: Like I was saying, as far as not being able
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  Speaker 5: to grow up in a household to watch cartoons, I
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  Speaker 5: would have to sneak downstairs and turn on the TV.
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  Speaker 5: And I don't know how many people remember the old
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  Speaker 5: tube TVs, like the vacuum tube TVs, so when you
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  Speaker 5: turned it on, it made a loud noise, like a
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  Speaker 5: little bit of a pop, and then you had the crackling,
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  Speaker 5: and the tubes would, they made kind of a hum
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  Speaker 5: as they warmed up, and.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and.
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  Speaker 2: And parents' ears were tuned to that sound.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, they knew.
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  Speaker 5: They knew. I would get up, like, I'd try to
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  Speaker 5: get up and sneak down there, and they could hear it.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 5: They could hear, you better not be down there watching cartoons.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: Educational stuff.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: See, once again, didn't care. And was glad that I was, like,
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  Speaker 3: taking care of my own entertainment, because that meant they slept.
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  Speaker 3: Because I would get up, like, because they started so
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  Speaker 3: damn early. But again, you only had that run... Of, like,
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  Speaker 3: Saturday morning cartoons rolling on for so long, one day,
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  Speaker 3: and that's it.
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  Speaker 5: And then it's wrestling.
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  Speaker 3: So, like, they'd start them at, like, 5.30 or 6,
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  Speaker 3: and I'd be like, all right, well, as soon as
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  Speaker 3: I can get up, I gotta drag myself down there
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  Speaker 3: and start watching cartoons. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And Dukes of Hazzard. That's another one that was raised, though.
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  Speaker 3: And I remember.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I got to watch Dukes of Hazzard, because that
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  Speaker 5: was a live-action show.
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  Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it was. There was a lot of action
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  Speaker 2: on there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Dukes of Hazzard.
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  Speaker 2: Fucking A.
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  Speaker 3: A lot of jumps. Mm-hmm. Boom.
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  Speaker 2: Yeehaws.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Being a kid was awesome.
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  Speaker 3: For me.
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  Speaker 2: I don't think it kind of sucked for you.
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  Speaker 5: It kind of sucked for me. That's okay. I get
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  Speaker 5: to do all the shit I want to do now.
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  Speaker 2: We can watch all the cartoons we want.
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  Speaker 5: Watch all the cartoons. I ate a lot of junk food.
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  Speaker 3: See, this is another one.
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  Speaker 5: Ride my bike wherever I want.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't even explain now. But again, we were saying
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  Speaker 3: there's only so many cartoons. But here was the thing.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, you remember when it would be a
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  Speaker 3: big deal because the new season was coming up. And
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  Speaker 3: so they'd like change up the lineup of what, because again,
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  Speaker 3: half those cartoons didn't last but a season most of
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  Speaker 3: the time because they were all like, super novelty. It's
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  Speaker 3: like whatever weird person they'd sign for a deal or
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  Speaker 3: whatever was hot.
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  Speaker 5: Jason the Wheeled Warrior.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever was hot. Well, Gary Coleman's an angel cartoon.
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, no, that's a real thing. He really was.
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  Speaker 3: He played an angel.
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  Speaker 2: And now he really is one.
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  Speaker 3: But, it all comes full circle.
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  Speaker 5: What was the Nintendo one? It was like Kid video
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  Speaker 5: and something.
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  Speaker 3: Now that I did. I watched that a lot. I
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  Speaker 3: can't remember. There was a kid video but that one
• 14:01
  Speaker 3: was super impressive because that one must have come a
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  Speaker 3: little closer into the full on 80s 80s because it
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: also came with videos. The animated part was the bulk
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: of the show but at the end the band that
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  Speaker 3: was the four dorks that they based the drawings on
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  Speaker 3: had a music video and they actually had songs. And
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  Speaker 3: then I was.
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  Speaker 5: Maybe I'm thinking Captain N.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, because that one was not Nintendo related. It was
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  Speaker 3: more music video.
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  Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
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  Speaker 5: I was just thinking video.
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  Speaker 3: They were trying to tap into the music video geeks.
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  Speaker 3: And I think I was enough that I'm like, I
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  Speaker 3: like this band. So I was recording the songs on
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  Speaker 3: my open air tape recorder that I sat next to
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  Speaker 3: the TV.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm super cool.
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  Speaker 3: But the, no, the thing that I was like, cause
• 14:46
  Speaker 3: now I'll go back and find like ancient comic books
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  Speaker 3: that I had at the time.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Like the back page would be like the lineup for
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  Speaker 3: this coming fall. Look at the new lineup.
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  Speaker 2: Of the cartoons.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: When I was a kid, I never realized there were
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  Speaker 2: seasons of anything.
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  Speaker 3: It was. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: You don't know.
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  Speaker 3: You really don't at the time. I just remember it
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  Speaker 3: was like a big deal because they would switch out
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  Speaker 3: to new cartoons. So I didn't. probably fully understand why
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  Speaker 3: now I know it's like oh it was a new.
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  Speaker 5: Season and they axed all those old ones just new
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  Speaker 5: shit would be on and I'd be like where's my
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  Speaker 5: old stuff yeah where's the thing I like.
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  Speaker 3: But I was gonna say the thing that was the
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: most like they would do that they would do the
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: comic book lineup and then they would do like one
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: of at least one of the channels would do that
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: like prime time show that would tell you what the
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: new cartoons were going to be this season. It might
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: have been ABC. One of them every year, like an
• 15:34
  Speaker 3: 8 o'clock spot, they would clear out just to do the,
• 15:37
  Speaker 3: here's the new cartoons for the season. And they would
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: have special guest stars on because I just watched one
• 15:43
  Speaker 3: of those on YouTube. I don't remember this. Well, it
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: had I think it actually must have had Anthony Daniels.
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: Their special guests were R2 and 3PO. And they came
• 15:54
  Speaker 3: on to introduce the new cartoons for the season or something.
• 15:58
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I was like, I kind of forgot about
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: those until I saw that clip. I was like, oh yeah,
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: they did that every year. But that was the thing.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: You had to pick out what you wanted to watch.
• 16:06
  Speaker 3: Because guess what, kids? You didn't have a TiVo. You
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: didn't have digital cable that you could take three things
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: at once. You didn't even have a VCR that you
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: could change. You had to pick a thing. Cause all
• 16:21
  Speaker 3: three networks, I said three, we had three channels and
• 16:24
  Speaker 3: kind of a fourth one, but they didn't play anything good.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: Certainly not back that far. So yeah, you would have
• 16:29
  Speaker 3: three options. And then like, if two things that both
• 16:32
  Speaker 3: sounded cool around the same time, you're screwed. You just
• 16:34
  Speaker 3: had to pick one and, and lose out on the
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: other one. And you never see it again. I hope
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: you're happy.
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: These are horror stories for you kids.
• 16:43
  Speaker 5: I'm trying to remember if, uh, if Godzilla came on
• 16:47
  Speaker 5: fairly regularly. Cause I remember as a kid, um, I
• 16:51
  Speaker 5: watched a lot of Godzilla.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: Like the movies or the animated stuff?
• 16:54
  Speaker 5: No, not animated. Like live action.
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:57
  Speaker 3: See, that was 41, I think. They got like a
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: deal or something like every Sunday, I feel like.
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: So I watched a lot of Godzilla. I watched a
• 17:05
  Speaker 5: lot of Ultraman.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 17:07
  Speaker 5: And a lot of Kung Fu Theater. So that's earliest memories.
• 17:10
  Speaker 3: I think, yeah, it was either Saturday or Sunday. Yeah,
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: they devoted. That's when 41 actually came in handy. They
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: didn't have any of the first run stuff because they
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: were a local before Fort Network was even a thing.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: They were just a local channel, but they did pick
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: up the cool stuff like that, that now when I
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: look back, I'm like, oh, those are my favorite things.
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: Like all the stuff that was on network came and
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: went and nobody cares. But like now I think back,
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh yeah, I was watching Batman on that
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: show or channel. I was watching Godzilla on that channel.
• 17:37
  Speaker 5: Do they, do you remember them, uh, the gas stations
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: having 3d glasses? Because Saturday night.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Creature of the Black Lagoon, definitely. They might have done
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: more of them, but I bought some for the Creature one, yeah.
• 17:51
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they would sell them at the gas station, and
• 17:54
  Speaker 5: then that night you would watch. Of course, I think
• 17:56
  Speaker 5: we had, I don't know if it was in black
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: and white or it was in color. We had a
• 17:59
  Speaker 5: black and white TV.
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you wouldn't know the difference. If you had a
• 18:02
  Speaker 3: black and white TV, again, kids, Google it. I can't
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: even begin to explain.
• 18:05
  Speaker 5: It's like, wow, black and white TV.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: That was what my, yeah, we had it. The fact
• 18:12
  Speaker 3: that we even had an extra TV, but eventually it
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: ended up in my room, it was a glorious 13-inch,
• 18:18
  Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure. Yeah. Which is pretty big for a kid.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
• 18:22
  Speaker 2: That's what my first TV was, was a 13-inch. It
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: fell off a truck.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Did you push it off a truck?
• 18:28
  Speaker 2: No, that's... But Dave told my mom it fell.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: That's how you got it.
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: That's how I got it.
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: I question that on a lot of things I've ended
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: up with over the years.
• 18:37
  Speaker 2: And the antennas that you had to like sit and like.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, man. I had. Rabbit ears style.
• 18:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, I had stolen foil out of my mom's. Foil,
• 18:46
  Speaker 5: clothes hangers, and. Did you ever get beat with those
• 18:49
  Speaker 5: clothes hangers?
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Oh, dude.
• 18:51
  Speaker 5: I've got beat with clothes hangers.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: What have you got beaten with?
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: I've got beat with a lot of stuff. Like clothes hangers, switches.
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: Flip flops.
• 18:58
  Speaker 5: Flip flops, wooden spoons, sticks, yardsticks. My mom's favorite was yardsticks.
• 19:06
  Speaker 5: Yardsticks and flip flops.
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: I can imagine the sound of being whooped with a
• 19:10
  Speaker 2: flip flop.
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: I always had a flip flop. Well, she's always wearing
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: flip flops, so she could take her flip flop off
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: and beat you with it or throw it at you.
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: Always got a weapon handy.
• 19:21
  Speaker 5: Good times.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Yikes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I used, like, pie pans and foil and
• 19:28
  Speaker 5: all kinds of stuff just so I could get a channel.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think ours was too bad. I do remember
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: we did have one of those separate ones you would
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: buy separate that was like a weird little box that
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: also had the big circle piece in the middle and
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: two rabbit ears on each side.
• 19:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought the rabbit ears were for your... what
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: is it your vhf channels and then the circular one
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: was for like.
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: Your uhf channels probably i do feel like we had.
• 19:56
  Speaker 5: One of those which what what uhf channels were there
• 19:59
  Speaker 5: was it just 41 and 32 Yeah, it had to
• 20:03
  Speaker 5: have been 41 or 32.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because one of them was, because I remember on
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: the little one, you had like a separate knob. It
• 20:08
  Speaker 3: was like a big knob for the VHS.
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a top dial that just went from
• 20:13
  Speaker 5: like 0 to 12 or something like that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 3: And then like 32 was on the other little knob.
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: Little knob, yeah. It was like all the lower ones,
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: and you could only get the two. Or you could get.
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: public access, or public educational TV.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Which, again, I never watched. It was like 15, public entertainment.
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: Or the big satellite dishes. Do you remember those?
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: I didn't have any, but my friends had them.
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: I went into my grandma's house, and switching from one
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: thing to another, you could hear the satellite. And it
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: was like all the way across the yard. You remember
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: how big my grandma's yard was, right? Yeah. And you
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: remember how big that satellite was, and you had to
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: sit there, and you're like, We would watch it sit
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: there and move. Like, all right, how long is this? Okay,
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: there we go.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Were you looking up in the air for the satellite?
• 20:56
  Speaker 8: Mm-hmm.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: We weren't very smart kids. Good times.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: This has been Reminiscing with Old People.
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: Remember when you had to go rent a VHS player?
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Hardly ever.
• 21:08
  Speaker 3: Eventually, we just had one. But yeah, I don't think
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: we bothered with it at all before that. We didn't.
• 21:16
  Speaker 3: We did. Yeah. We did. I think we just eventually
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: got one, and then we rented movies all the damn time.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: Well, you know where the AutoZone is on Grant Line?
• 21:25
  Speaker 5: Uh, yes.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: That's where there used to be a video store there,
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: and you know the apartments?
• 21:29
  Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, yeah.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: We would have to walk down there, and we would
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: rent the VHS.
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
• 21:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, those things were heavy.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it had like a built-in handle on it.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: Because my mom would usually, she didn't drive that much.
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: So we'd have to walk down there from those apartments.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: It's where the AutoZone is because it used to be
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: a fucking red giraffe or something.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: And you'd have to carry it back, lugging it, you know.
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: I'd be responsible for the cassette tapes or the VHS tapes.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: What a crazy world.
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: We just didn't. Yeah, we didn't have one. I think
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: my father won one through his work. And then I
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: remember the first movie we watched was The Heavenly Kid.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: was the first movie we watched. And then I think
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: the second movie we watched was cannonball run.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: I think I've told on here, but the earliest, like
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: of the VHS era that I remember was the, uh,
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: we didn't even have anything for, I think the first
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: couple of years, but you remember my uncle Terry, he
• 22:30
  Speaker 3: was like ahead of the curve. So he had, he
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: got the video camera version, which came with two separate pieces,
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: like to do the video, the video camera part was separate.
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: It was a smaller thing. that you wired up to
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: this like over the shoulder squared off VHS with a
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: top loader tape in it. I remember those. That you
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: carried with you to shoot. And then it had a
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: whole separate box that was like the same size that
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: was like the channel setup that you put those two
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: together and you could watch TV through it and you
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: could play the tapes through it. So he had that
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: for like a year or two before we ever got anything.
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it was so old school. It was top
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: loading and a wired remote.
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: I remember being super upset once that my mom would
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: not let me rent fritz the cat that's i'm like
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: it's a cartoon.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: Now have you pieced together yeah the thing is it's
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: actually pretty good i watched it years later assuming it
• 23:25
  Speaker 3: was just going to be nothing but like animals having
• 23:27
  Speaker 3: sex which is the way they kick it off.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: I mean kitties like cats i don't mean like well
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: yeah children porn kitty cats kitty cats.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: And in fact that is how they kick off the
• 23:36
  Speaker 3: movie it is kitty cats having sex but like once
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: you get past that like there's a whole plot that
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: i did not expect like it's pretty well put together
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: as a movie the second one was different people involved
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: and it gets.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Like oh there was a second one yeah there's a
• 23:50
  Speaker 2: second i don't know i never got.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: To watch the first one the first one's pretty good
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: like i kind of like the plot of the first
• 23:55
  Speaker 3: i think the second one like they're trying to get
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: more political and it gets into like anti-war or something
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: i don't remember really been a long damn time since
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: i watched those even as a sort of adult but
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: yeah i i just knew of them i don't think
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: i ever paid attention to them that much as a
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: kid but as i got older i was like obviously
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: i need to watch this it's a dirty cartoon which
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: again is very minimal like once you get past that
• 24:18
  Speaker 3: there's random cat boobs somewhere along the way but for
• 24:21
  Speaker 3: the most part it's like an actual story and like yeah.
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: Do you hear that people are actually legitimately upset that
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: they desexualized the bunny was her name luna from the
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: what's the basketball bugs bunny.
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: Movie oh that space they're.
• 24:41
  Speaker 2: Making a second one and people are all like upset
• 24:43
  Speaker 2: that they desexualized a cartoon rabbit i'm like.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: Because she was hot come on now but seriously.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: People are like we want our sexy bunny i'm like
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: what are you talking about are you.
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: I don't think you understand the levels of geekdom you're
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: dealing with wow See, that is a very generational dividing movie.
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: I never watched Space Jam.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: Anybody who grew up on Looney Tunes before that, that
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: movie came out and.
• 25:10
  Speaker 5: They hated it.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: It just goes against everything Looney Tunes ever. And so
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: I just assumed everybody hated it. And then I hit
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: that next wave of kids and started working with people
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: that were that age. And they were like, no, man,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: Space Jam's awesome. And I'm like, oh, shit. You were
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: a little kid when that came out. That was your
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Looney Tunes. so yeah that's one of those dividing lines
• 25:32
  Speaker 3: that like if you grew up with it it's super
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: cool and those are the kids now that are like
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: yeah I want to see a new win but I'm
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: just like the people even older than that are like.
• 25:40
  Speaker 2: See I'm right in the middle I'm Tiny Toon Adventures which.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: Tiny Toons was fine though I was more Animaniacs but
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Tiny Toons had.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Its good stuff well they were around the same.
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: Time yeah they were the same time well Tiny yeah
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: it's like Tiny Toons came first and I was kind
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: of like Again, I'm like, it's almost too cutesy. I
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: don't know. But Animaniacs was just.
• 25:56
  Speaker 5: Weird right off the bat. Animaniacs was good, and they
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: threw out adult jokes.
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: Left and right.
• 26:02
  Speaker 3: A little too adult sometimes. What?
• 26:05
  Speaker 2: Because we won't have fingerprints.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: Ew.
• 26:10
  Speaker 3: A little too adult sometimes. Which is why they probably,
• 26:14
  Speaker 3: when they tried to do it, they had to redo everything.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: Because you can't do hello nurse jokes anymore. Because it's
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: creepy now.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: Which I'm like, they're making a new Beavis and Butthead movie.
• 26:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we saw that online and both of
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: us were like, yeah, this is probably going to be
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: a terrible idea.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Axl Rose is guest starring on fucking Scooby-Doo.
• 26:36
  Speaker 3: You sent me that clip and I was just like,
• 26:40
  Speaker 3: on the one hand, am I jealous that he gets
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: to be on Scooby-Doo? Yes, of course I am. On
• 26:44
  Speaker 3: the other, what a weird pairing. Yeah.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Didn't he do a Looney Tunes song a couple years ago?
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think, again, you probably sent it over and went,
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: what the fuck is this? And I was like, I
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know.
• 26:57
  Speaker 5: He's like, I can make money.
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: On just my image and to kids who have no
• 27:03
  Speaker 3: idea who the hell I am. Yeah. Because what kid
• 27:06
  Speaker 3: watching Scooby-Doo is going to know who the hell Axl
• 27:09
  Speaker 3: Rose is? Yeah.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: But yeah, their whole little... I remember their whole little.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: their intro gimme five handshake thing that they did rock and.
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: Roll legend rock god axl rose or some shit like that.
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: They did and i was just like fred how do
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: you even know who he is it was like you're
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: shaggy you're best 70 years old dude when you still
• 27:30
  Speaker 3: wouldn't know who he is i don't know but it's
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: very strange and how did they how are they hooked
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: up with him like how was shaggy and scoob friends
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: with him i don't weed i didn't watch the rest
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: of the episode i don't get it but So weird.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: So have we actually watched anything to discuss for the podcast?
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: We did watch something.
• 27:51
  Speaker 5: We started watching V again.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: And then.
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: Still on the nostalgia train.
• 27:57
  Speaker 5: Then we stopped. Did I say I wanted to watch V?
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Yes, you did.
• 28:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I wanted to watch V again.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: And I'm not going to argue with watching Mark Singer.
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: And I don't remember why I wanted to watch V.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: Because we never finished it the first time. Oh, yeah.
• 28:08
  Speaker 5: We never finished it the first time. Oh, I was
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: trying to explain it to a guy I work with.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: So.
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: How do you explain this to somebody who is?
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: It's hard, especially. It's like everything we've said up till
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: now in this episode.
• 28:21
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm working. This is how things are going now.
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: My coworker is about a little bit older than my kid.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Yep.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: So that was the last job. Yeah. All day long.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: I hung out with the cool thing is awesome. But
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, references were totally different.
• 28:40
  Speaker 5: Well, this kid, I think his dad raised him.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 28:43
  Speaker 5: Because he, like he, he, we were just talking one
• 28:48
  Speaker 5: day and he goes, Hey, did you ever see the
• 28:50
  Speaker 5: Transformers movie? And I was like, uh, no.
• 28:53
  Speaker 3: I hate that bullshit.
• 28:55
  Speaker 5: And you're like, wait. Which one are you talking about?
• 28:58
  Speaker 5: And he goes, you know, the 80s animated. And I
• 29:00
  Speaker 5: was like, dude, I saw that in the theater. Fuck yeah.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: Crazy talk. Yeah, yeah.
• 29:04
  Speaker 5: We started talking about that. I was like, how do
• 29:06
  Speaker 5: you know? My dad made me watch it. We said, yeah,
• 29:08
  Speaker 5: I love that part. And we were just talking about stuff.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: I love that part when they kill everybody.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they do, don't they? I was like, I'd forgotten
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: about that. I went back and watched it.
• 29:16
  Speaker 3: I haven't watched it forever. That's it.
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Okay, hey, I got something I'll watch. I'll watch the
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: Transformers movie. I fucking forgot about that. Yeah, totally forgot
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: about that. And they do, they kill everybody.
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: Like half of the characters.
• 29:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and I remember as a kid, because it was
• 29:30
  Speaker 5: for one of my buddy's birthday parties. It was me, him,
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: one of our other friends in the neighborhood, his sister,
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: and We went to Chuck E. Cheese for his birthday.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Nice already.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: All right.
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: Fancy.
• 29:44
  Speaker 5: Played a bunch of video games. Ate pizza. Got fat.
• 29:48
  Speaker 5: You know, like somebody probably threw up.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Crawled around in some giant cheese. Yeah.
• 29:53
  Speaker 5: Crawled around the dirty ass mouse holes, you know. I'm
• 29:56
  Speaker 5: sure my buddy probably assaulted another kid because he was
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: always beating.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: You looked at me. I had to punch you in
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: the face.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: He was always beating the crap out of kids.
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: But did he look at him crossways?
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: I don't know. It's reason enough.
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: We went and saw the Transformers movie, but it was... Yeah, seriously,
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: when you're a kid.
• 30:13
  Speaker 3: They get murdered, man. They murder everybody.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: I was like, what the fuck?
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: It sounds like a cheerful birthday party.
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I was like, holy shit, they just killed, you know.
• 30:22
  Speaker 2: Not to mention.
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: These are my toys at home. I can't play with
• 30:25
  Speaker 3: these now because they're dead.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: You're playing with their little corpses.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: Sorry, Optimus. I'm sorry.
• 30:33
  Speaker 5: But I went back and watched it and I was like,
• 30:35
  Speaker 5: holy shit.
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: I've never seen it.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: We need to watch it. I need to watch it,
• 30:40
  Speaker 5: but not... not on YouTube and in sections. Cause I
• 30:44
  Speaker 5: think it cut out a lot of stuff, but, uh.
• 30:47
  Speaker 3: They also say bad words.
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: They do.
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: I was never a big transformers person. I don't, I've
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: never seen like an episode of.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: The animation on the movies in my brain. Fucking awesome.
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: Uh, the animation of most stuff today.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, the show, they stepped it up a little
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: bit more. Yeah.
• 31:04
  Speaker 5: They stepped it up for the movie.
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 31:06
  Speaker 5: But I forgot how well done the movie was.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: Hmm.
• 31:10
  Speaker 5: And I was like, wow, I don't think there's anything
• 31:13
  Speaker 5: else out right now animation-wise that's that good. They don't
• 31:16
  Speaker 5: put the time into animation like they used to.
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's one that I haven't gone back to
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: re-watch in what we're calling adulthood now. But I kind
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: of remember it on cable because I didn't see it
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: in the movie. Go back and watch it. So yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: I feel like it's one of those I should revisit,
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: but it also might be traumatic.
• 31:31
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Leonard Nimoy's in it.
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: Orson Welles is in it.
• 31:35
  Speaker 5: Orson Welles is in it. Yeah, Orson Welles. He's, what
• 31:38
  Speaker 5: is he, Omnicron?
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like the big bad.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker 5: So just that whole, like that opening sequence where he's
• 31:45
  Speaker 5: like this, he's a planet and he eats other planets.
• 31:50
  Speaker 3: That happens in space.
• 31:51
  Speaker 5: Just these huge fangs that grip this other planet. You
• 31:54
  Speaker 5: see all these little robotic people, you know, the aliens,
• 31:58
  Speaker 5: and they're all getting, they're all getting slaughtered by this
• 32:01
  Speaker 5: planet that's just ingesting them. And it goes through the
• 32:04
  Speaker 5: whole thing where it's just like breaking them down. Yeah,
• 32:08
  Speaker 5: it's kind of weird.
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: Sounds depressing.
• 32:10
  Speaker 5: It's not really a great birthday movie.
• 32:13
  Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, it's not fun for kids.
• 32:14
  Speaker 5: But it was the 80s. So there wasn't such thing
• 32:18
  Speaker 5: as like everything had like very life or death. I
• 32:22
  Speaker 5: don't think there was anything like, hey, everything's going to
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: be rainbows and sunshine. It was all like, hey, kids,
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: you're going to get killed.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: Well, it was all or nothing. It was, yeah, your
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: Transformers are going to get killed. Or the Care Bears.
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 32:34
  Speaker 3: And they were pretty happy most of the time. Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: Gloomy Bear, he's a little bit pissy. But other than that.
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: That is my favorite.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: They were pretty happy all the time.
• 32:41
  Speaker 5: Oh, I went back and watched the G.I.
• 32:42
  Speaker 3: Joe movie, too.
• 32:43
  Speaker 5: I forgot about that.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I haven't. Yeah. I haven't even. I went back and
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: watched some episodes a few years back. And they still, again,
• 32:52
  Speaker 3: that was such an epic storyline in my brain.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 32:56
  Speaker 3: And I don't, and again, like in my mind, like
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: those series went on for like months.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: I think it was like four episode arc or something.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: Pretty much. But in my head it was like, it
• 33:05
  Speaker 3: took up my whole summer. It was this wonderful, weird
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: building of serpent bad guy. That whole storyline was like
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: the coolest thing ever.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: And like, see, I collected comic books too. That was
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: kind of my cartoons in the early years.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: I had a good amount of them at the time.
• 33:23
  Speaker 5: But mainly because I could sneak them. from my friend's house.
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: I'm reading! Yeah, you know, they could.
• 33:29
  Speaker 5: No TV noises.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: I'm learning with this book!
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: They had the whole, like, when they were doing that whole,
• 33:36
  Speaker 5: you know, the Arise of Serpentor kind of thing, they
• 33:41
  Speaker 5: covered the comic books too, and the comic book version
• 33:44
  Speaker 5: was actually a lot better than the cartoon version. I
• 33:47
  Speaker 5: think it was a little bit darker, but I remember
• 33:50
  Speaker 5: watching them both at the same time, and maybe that's
• 33:52
  Speaker 5: why it seemed like it took all summer, because, you know,
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: yet the The other shows, they may have played, like,
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: four episodes, but the comic books probably went on for, like,
• 34:01
  Speaker 5: you got one a month. So then it went.
• 34:03
  Speaker 3: On for four months. I think we always, like, just
• 34:05
  Speaker 3: in your head, especially when you're a kid.
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: Well, everything lasts longer.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Everything is a bigger, because, yeah, on an episode months ago,
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: we were, like, having flashbacks of Battle of the Planets.
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: But we were like, yeah, that one big storyline. And
• 34:18
  Speaker 3: we went back and, like, found it on YouTube, and
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: it's two parts. It was two episodes. And somehow in
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: our brains it was like the biggest thing ever. And
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: I was just like, yeah, that's how kid brains work.
• 34:28
  Speaker 3: Like everything's huge and it takes over your whole life. Yeah.
• 34:32
  Speaker 5: Battle of the Planets. I forgot about that.
• 34:33
  Speaker 3: Such a great cartoon.
• 34:36
  Speaker 5: That was another one that I think I had to
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: go over to my friend Ty's house to watch.
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 34:42
  Speaker 6: So.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Well, on the animated front, I had one thing that
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: I was going to get to specifically because I saw
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: it the Just like the last couple of weeks. And
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I thought it specifically tied to you, Misty. On a
• 34:57
  Speaker 3: show that I'm not really that big of a fan of.
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: Because they keep making new animated primetime shows. And most
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: of them, I just don't care. And I don't... Some
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: of them are fine, I guess.
• 35:08
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Fox keeps cranking out a whole new lineup. And I
• 35:11
  Speaker 3: just keep kind of having them on in the background
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: while I'm doing other stuff. And I'm just like, eh.
• 35:16
  Speaker 3: Not really... Not going to make an effort to watch.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: One of which is Bless the Hearts.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Never heard of it.
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's on after The Simpsons. Yes, The Simpsons
• 35:26
  Speaker 3: is still on.
• 35:26
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, are you serious?
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah. So, Simpsons is on, and then they play
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Bless the Hearts, which is another animated thing. And it's,
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: I don't know, it's two weirdo, backwoods, little town people.
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: I don't care about them. Most of them. The only
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: one that's kind of cool, the oldest daughter, well, the
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: only daughter that the main character lady has is like
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: the teenager... And she's super cool. She's got kind of
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: a Daria vibe, I'll say. She's the artsy kid that's
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: too cool for all these dumb people.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: That are around her. I'd say Jane's more artsy.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Well, both of them were kind of that same everybody
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: else's stupid vibe. So it's kind of that. So it's
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: her and her friend that are like super artsy and
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: too cool for everybody. But there's also the old grandma
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: that's just crazy and annoying. But they decide in this
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: last couple of episodes to start a podcast. And they're
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: going to do a true crime podcast. Because the grandma
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: had like some connection to a story in this town,
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: like from years ago where somebody got murdered. So like,
• 36:28
  Speaker 3: I didn't pay much attention when that was going on.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: And I came back this last episode and I realized
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, this is what's going to happen
• 36:35
  Speaker 3: if Misty decides to start a true crime podcast. So
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: grandma started coming up with all these stories about all
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: these true crimes. And then everybody in the town was
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: like pissed off at the, at the teenage girl and
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: like yelling at her and throwing things at her where
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: she went. And she realized that all of the true
• 36:52
  Speaker 3: crime was just her grandma making up stories about other
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: people in the town that had pissed her off. And
• 36:59
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, well, here we go.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: My grandma would totally do that.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: So, like, anybody that, like, stole their boyfriend in high school, they, like,
• 37:06
  Speaker 3: here's a whole story about how she murdered a guy
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: and got rid of him in a bathtub. And, like,
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: so she had one for everybody in the town eventually.
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: So the whole town hated her because she made up
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: stories about him.
• 37:16
  Speaker 2: I realize how many people today have stolen my ideas.
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: Because as I listen to all my podcasts about 90s
• 37:24
  Speaker 2: YA horror, like Fear Street and Christopher Pike books, do
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: you not recall me saying in an episode in a
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: hotel room with that comedian chick, whose name I don't remember,
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: that I wanted to have a podcast where I talked
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: about Fear Street books? And that was how long ago?
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Four, five years at least?
• 37:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, it was way longer than that, dude.
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: You can't do that long. Huh?
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: And?
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: And they stole my idea.
• 37:53
  Speaker 3: Now there's a bajillion of them. But at the time
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: when you said that, I don't think there was any.
• 37:58
  Speaker 5: But you never did it.
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: I didn't because nobody else would do it with me.
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: Are you going to read a fair share of books?
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, I would have, but I wasn't going to
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: read anything. You just have to tell me the book.
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: There are several podcasts that are like that where it's
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: like one person could have been me.
• 38:10
  Speaker 5: All Beyond the Show is like a.
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: Sounding board.
• 38:15
  Speaker 5: The Yes Man. I'll Be Your Hype Guy.
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: That was way more than four years ago.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: You're the flavor flavor of this show. Oh yeah, we're
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: going to read books.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: That's bound to have been way more than four years ago.
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: No, I just heard her on another show, so I
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: was trying to.
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: But yep, that was our episode with Jackie Cajun.
• 38:36
  Speaker 2: How long ago was that? Way more than four years.
• 38:39
  Speaker 3: If you say so.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: I do say so.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was that long ago. I don't
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: think it could be more than five.
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know, it just seems like longer than that.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: But yeah, everybody stole my idea.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: People, stop stealing our idea.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: I know, right?
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: Or we need to cash in on these things.
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: Well, you can only do one thing. You can't do
• 38:56
  Speaker 5: the podcast and have the super huge Instagram book collection
• 39:04
  Speaker 5: at the same time.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: That's true. You do have quite an operation going on
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: the Instagrams.
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: Not really, because I only have like less than 200 followers.
• 39:11
  Speaker 3: So, I mean... But that whole, like again... geeky as
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: I am and into my areas sometimes I see just
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: a window and other geeks and I'm just like oh
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: yeah I get it but that's not me because then
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: like all the people that are following you some of
• 39:27
  Speaker 3: them I'm like oh this person seems cool and I
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: start going through their stuff and I'm just like whoa
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: much like your room in there I'm like you guys
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: going deep on these books so I'm like geeks finding
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: other geeks out there and be like not my thing
• 39:40
  Speaker 3: but I totally respect your dedication to the craft being
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: a geek.
• 39:47
  Speaker 2: Do we watch anything else?
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: We're about to. I say we take a break and
• 39:53
  Speaker 3: watch this week's movie. And it's gonna be awesome.
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: Oh, I hope so. There will be no shit talking
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: about Corey, though.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: You don't even have to. You're gonna have so many
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: other things to be distracted by. Yeah. Let's just get
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: to it.
• 40:09
  Speaker 7: Singing with a broken string Tell me what you really
• 40:13
  Speaker 7: mean Do you know what you want While beating Drive
• 40:27
  Speaker 7: away your worries and cares at this drive-in theater, where
• 40:33
  Speaker 7: you will see the finest motion pictures of all time,
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: soon to be released.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Drama.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: Comedy, adventure, excitement, something for everyone.
• 40:59
  Speaker 4: Here's a brief glimpse of some of the truly fine
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: pictures we've scheduled in the near future. In the not-too-distant future,
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: wars will no longer exist, but there will be Rollerball.
• 41:17
  Speaker 4: Two teams of lethal gladiators wearing spiked helmets and steel
• 41:22
  Speaker 4: studded gloves. Some on skates, others on motorcycles, battling on
• 41:28
  Speaker 4: a high banked oval track. A solid steel ball hurtling
• 41:33
  Speaker 4: towards them with murderous velocity. Collision, flame, violence, death. Broadcast
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: on multivision to two billion hypnotized viewers. It's all a
• 41:47
  Speaker 4: part of the game.
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: This wasn't meant to.
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: Be a game!
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: It's Rollerball. James Caan. John Houseman. Rollerball. A Norman Jewison film.
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Rated R. Under 17. Not admitted without parents.
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: So guess what happened the other day? I have no idea.
• 42:25
  Speaker 3: I went into a store. I know it's hard to
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: go out into the world, but I actually went into
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: a place and I brought my goods up to the
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: register and they went to ring me up and damned
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: if it didn't say 666. Ooh.
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: Fantastic.
• 42:42
  Speaker 3: And the woman behind the counter went, Oh God. Like she,
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: she kind of responded. And I was like, nah, that
• 42:48
  Speaker 3: seems about right. It's fine. So, it's obvious that we're
• 42:52
  Speaker 3: in tune with the dark forces of the universe. Clearly. And,
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: you know, one of those things is probably because we're
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: always rolling 20-sided die.
• 43:02
  Speaker 2: We can't stop.
• 43:06
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• 43:10
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• 43:13
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• 43:16
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• 43:19
  Speaker 3: If you didn't know that at home, this is one
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: of the things we're doing now is opening up demon portals.
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: We also kind of watch horror movies, but this is
• 43:29
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• 43:35
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• 43:38
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• 43:40
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• 43:59
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• 44:02
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• 44:04
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• 44:07
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• 44:08
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• 44:09
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• 44:19
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• 44:21
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• 44:41
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• 45:02
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• 45:22
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  Speaker 1: On the streets of the future, a new breed of
• 46:37
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• 46:42
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• 46:45
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• 46:50
  Speaker 4: I need someone on the inside. It's not easy. You
• 46:53
  Speaker 4: don't know how easy it is.
• 46:55
  Speaker 8: Paul Griffin, our newest brother!
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: Count on this all-star cast to power Prayer of the
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: Rollerboys to rental success. Teen superstar Corey Haim from Lucas,
• 47:10
  Speaker 1: License to Drive, Murphy's Romance, and The Lost Boys comes
• 47:13
  Speaker 1: of age as an actor. As New York Post critic
• 47:16
  Speaker 1: Rex Reed says, his talents don't seem to recognize limitations.
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: Haim is moving into the fast lane, according to People magazine,
• 47:23
  Speaker 1: and millions of teenagers are watching his every move. Patricia
• 47:36
  Speaker 1: Arquette of Far North and Nightmare on Elm Street Part
• 47:39
  Speaker 1: 3 stars as an undercover agent. And Christopher Collet of
• 47:44
  Speaker 1: Firstborn and the Manhattan Project is Rollerboy gang leader Gary Lee.
• 47:51
  Speaker 1: Inline skates have taken over the country and prayer of
• 47:54
  Speaker 1: the Rollerboys will be fueled by an overwhelming built-in consumer
• 47:58
  Speaker 1: demand thanks to the hottest new fitness trend in this century.
• 48:02
  Speaker 1: Blades of a new rage and the momentum is staggering.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Millions of people are lacing up and blading off.
• 48:08
  Speaker 3: I'm checking out the Wikipedia page.
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: I'm trying to figure out what the fuck was going on.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: You didn't know what was going on?
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: No, because there's different stuff on the Wikipedia page.
• 48:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, I kind of got an idea of what's
• 48:45
  Speaker 5: going on.
• 48:46
  Speaker 3: As much as there is.
• 48:48
  Speaker 5: It's very all over the place, but yeah, I get it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: It's just.
• 48:53
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah. When was this movie made?
• 48:56
  Speaker 3: Again? 90s? 1990 is what they're crediting it.
• 49:00
  Speaker 5: Because you've got these movies that always have that weird
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: dystopian like they they all of them all of them
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: that came out in the 90s they had like that
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: weird kind of post-apocalyptic thing but it wasn't like nuclear
• 49:16
  Speaker 5: war post-apocalyptic it was.
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: It was the real world that we're living in in
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: right now it was it was it.
• 49:21
  Speaker 5: Was either you know social economic collapse and everybody's just
• 49:25
  Speaker 5: kind of living like vagabonds and shit like that you know.
• 49:29
  Speaker 3: So again a good portion of the people in the
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: country right yeah but i mean we were talking about
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: this uh the other day we were talking about the
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: movie um.
• 49:39
  Speaker 5: One of the guys at work, we were both talking
• 49:41
  Speaker 5: about Double Dragon. Remember Double Dragon that came out? Mark Dacascos?
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: I remember it happening. I remember nothing about it. I'm
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: sure I watched it on cable.
• 49:51
  Speaker 5: But you don't remember how everything was kind of the
• 49:54
  Speaker 5: same way? Kind of the same weird future? Super Mario Bros.
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: Oh, that, definitely.
• 50:00
  Speaker 5: Same thing.
• 50:00
  Speaker 3: I love Super Mario Bros.
• 50:02
  Speaker 5: Weird fucking, like.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: And it's its own, well, it's at least an alternate universe,
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: kind of. Definitely the Dino version is, but even the
• 50:10
  Speaker 3: regular New York is kind of weird.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: It's kind of weird, yeah.
• 50:14
  Speaker 3: The Dino universe is, like, totally post-apocalyptic, but yet just weird,
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: regular shit, too.
• 50:21
  Speaker 5: But that's what they did, like, it kind of seemed
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: like in the 90s, it was like, they had that,
• 50:26
  Speaker 5: but then they threw in something weird, like, everybody's, like,
• 50:31
  Speaker 5: there's an army, but they're all wearing rollerblades, you know?
• 50:34
  Speaker 5: It's just like, what?
• 50:36
  Speaker 3: I like even when there would be, like, a minor
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: version that they'd throw in. The one that I always
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: love when you, like, make up a new drug.
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:44
  Speaker 3: There's, like, everything else more or less about Harley Davis
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: and the Marvlo Man is, like, just kind of, like,
• 50:52
  Speaker 3: it's the regular time that it was shot in. Like,
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: everything's normal, except it's, like, Two years in the future
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: when there's this new drug that now everybody's into. But
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: like everything else about the world is totally normal.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: But there's that little weird subculture that's almost like on
• 51:08
  Speaker 3: the verge of post-apocalyptic.
• 51:10
  Speaker 5: Think about how weird it is now. So think of
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: 2019 if they made a movie. Two years from now,
• 51:18
  Speaker 5: in the future, when there's a virus and everybody has
• 51:20
  Speaker 5: to wear masks and how weird is that?
• 51:23
  Speaker 2: They made that movie. It was Contagion.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: We just watched that. The one we just watched was
• 51:30
  Speaker 3: It Comes at Night.
• 51:31
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: Which they shot in 2017. Just happened. But yet the
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: entire thing is. People are boarded up in their homes.
• 51:41
  Speaker 3: Everybody's wearing gas masks. Everybody freaks out when they come
• 51:43
  Speaker 3: in contact with anybody else. They're all worried about getting
• 51:46
  Speaker 3: exposed and getting infected. And I'm watching it now. I'm
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: just like, They had no idea. It was only a
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: couple years ago. They had no idea how accurate this
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: would be. We're living this. Minus the entire fall of civilization.
• 51:59
  Speaker 3: But maybe they're just a little, give it a couple weeks.
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: They were still early in the year.
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. That could all happen still. So
• 52:05
  Speaker 3: that was really weird watching that. Because it's just a
• 52:09
  Speaker 3: couple years. It wasn't like 20, 30 years ago when
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: they were making this crazy. I'm like, they didn't know
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: how close they were to making that actual thing come true.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: future movies and telling yeah that's what sold me on
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: this week's silver theater feature prayer of the roller boys.
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: Can we just take a second to talk about how
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: pretty cory haim was.
• 52:35
  Speaker 3: You're jumping the gun i don't.
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Even care you haven't even read the rest of this
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: nonsense that doesn't cory haim the year.
• 52:41
  Speaker 3: Of this pretty cory haim is 1990 the director is rick.
• 52:47
  Speaker 5: King there was a director in this.
• 52:49
  Speaker 3: There was And the plot, if you want to call
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: it that. According to IMDb, in a dystopian near-future America,
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: a young man infiltrates a powerful, drug-dealing, rollerblading youth gang
• 53:05
  Speaker 3: that runs his town in order to end the rain. Wait,
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: what is? In order to end the rain for good.
• 53:16
  Speaker 3: That is oddly worded. As always, IMDb. Spoiler alert, we're
• 53:21
  Speaker 3: going to ruin this magical film and you should go
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: watch it.
• 53:27
  Speaker 2: Like ruin it? Okay, spoil it.
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: We're going to spoil it. I mean, we can't ruin
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: it any more than they did.
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: Spill grape juice on it. Totally ruin it.
• 53:37
  Speaker 3: But it's awesome and the most awesome thing is we
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: watched it on YouTube and it was free.
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Because my bootleg DVD looks like shit.
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: You did have a bootleg DVD because it was Corey,
• 53:47
  Speaker 3: but When we looked at it, the free streaming version
• 53:50
  Speaker 3: looked even better.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: Everybody's so spoiled on HD and shit like that.
• 53:57
  Speaker 3: 5K.
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: I'm like, dude, I don't care. It kind of reminds
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: me of watching VHS movies.
• 54:01
  Speaker 3: It gets to a point of, yeah, it's like I
• 54:04
  Speaker 3: don't care about super high def, but there's a point
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: where it's so degraded. Because there was one I watched
• 54:11
  Speaker 3: months ago on YouTube, and by the end I was like,
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not even sure what's going on anymore. The picture
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: looks so bad. So I was like, I might have
• 54:17
  Speaker 3: to re-watch this for real. Thankfully, this one's not. This
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: actually looked surprisingly good for an old movie. And I'm
• 54:25
  Speaker 3: guessing they didn't do like a Criterion edition of this
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: where they restored it.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: They do have an official DVD version. There is an official.
• 54:31
  Speaker 3: A DVD. Yeah, because I looked. I was like, I'm
• 54:33
  Speaker 3: assuming this hasn't made it to Blu-ray yet.
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: So.
• 54:38
  Speaker 5: If you remember, rollerblading in the 90s was so cool.
• 54:43
  Speaker 5: so cool well okay maybe it wasn't.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: No it was that's the thing like i mean it
• 54:47
  Speaker 3: was so cool i didn't even attempt it was but
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: it was gonna fall down but.
• 54:51
  Speaker 5: Well i i you know i was heavy in the
• 54:53
  Speaker 5: skateboard scene for a long time from mid 80s all
• 54:56
  Speaker 5: the way up into the like late 90s and even
• 55:00
  Speaker 5: at one point had got a set of rollerblades because
• 55:04
  Speaker 5: i worked uh on campus and they wouldn't let me
• 55:07
  Speaker 5: skateboard so but they would let me rollerblade.
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: See i want to say what the fuck's up with
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: that i don't know just hating on some skaters yeah
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: well but rollerbladers are new and cool.
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: Well rollerbladers yeah they didn't seem as i guess they
• 55:22
  Speaker 5: didn't tear up stuff as much because all they did
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: was just kind of jump off steps.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: You weren't grinding on things come on no we weren't.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: Grinding on things so But I tell you what, those
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: things did hurt my ankles a lot.
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: Dude, seriously.
• 55:33
  Speaker 5: They hurt my ankles.
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: I never went rollerblading, but I went ice skating one time.
• 55:38
  Speaker 2: I was in pain.
• 55:40
  Speaker 3: You were there. I'm trying to remember how much you
• 55:44
  Speaker 3: fell down.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: Probably none because I was probably too close to the
• 55:47
  Speaker 2: wall to actually hit the ice because I was too
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: terrified that as soon as I hit that ice, somebody's
• 55:51
  Speaker 2: going to run over my fingers.
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: So wait, were you in a Final Destination movie?
• 55:57
  Speaker 2: Dude, terrified. I like hugged the wall the entire time.
• 56:00
  Speaker 2: I think it was a rail.
• 56:02
  Speaker 5: I told you about that, didn't I?
• 56:03
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 56:03
  Speaker 5: The guy I used to work with. I don't know.
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: He told me lots of things.
• 56:06
  Speaker 5: He used to play ice hockey growing up. And he was,
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: they were playing a tournament against another team. And it was,
• 56:16
  Speaker 5: I guess it was another school. And one of the
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: guys he knew was on the other team. They both
• 56:21
  Speaker 5: kind of had this beef between each other. But the
• 56:24
  Speaker 5: guy knocked him down and stepped on his hand.
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: With the ice skates. And it almost severed a couple
• 56:29
  Speaker 2: of his fingers.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Nightmares. Even amongst hockey fighting, that's crossing a line, man.
• 56:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: You just throw your gloves down and punch him in
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: the face, but that's crossing a line.
• 56:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, this kid tried to.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: So, yeah.
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: My roller blade tie-in. I didn't have them. I don't
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: think I've ever put any on. But for months, I
• 56:49
  Speaker 3: rode around with some of my car.
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: What a weirdo.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: They weren't mine. We did, again, back to the olden
• 56:59
  Speaker 3: days of being an art geek, they used to do those, like, get-togethers,
• 57:02
  Speaker 3: and people would, like, hang out and, like, paint shit.
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: There was this girl. She'd been there quite a few times,
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: but I don't think I even knew her name. And, like,
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: at some point, like, she had come from, I don't know, rollerblading,
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: I'm guessing, and she, like, brought those in with her,
• 57:16
  Speaker 3: and then she left and left them there. And normally
• 57:20
  Speaker 3: it was like maybe a week or two would go
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: by and we'd end up back there again and be like,
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: all right, well, everybody else was already leaving. I'm like,
• 57:26
  Speaker 3: I'll just take them, throw them in the car. I
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: won't forget them that way. I'll just leave them there.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: She didn't come back for like six months.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: She had no rollerblades to get anywhere.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: She drove her car there. So like for the longest time,
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: they just sat like in the passenger side floor of
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: my vehicle as I drove around. And I was like,
• 57:47
  Speaker 3: one of these days, I'm going to have to give
• 57:49
  Speaker 3: them back. I also just started referring to her as Blades.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: She never had it. I don't remember what her name was.
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: She's just Blades to this day. So I have no
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: idea what happened to Blades. Eventually, she came back and
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: I gave them to her. I was like, you left
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: these here like six months ago. Do you want these?
• 58:05
  Speaker 5: You didn't have to wear rollerblades back in the 90s.
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: You could just have them draped over your shoulder.
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: That's how cool you would be.
• 58:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah. I partially blame hackers.
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: For your dream life.
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: For everything.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: For everything about your life.
• 58:18
  Speaker 5: Dude, I love Hackers. I can't lie.
• 58:20
  Speaker 6: I love that.
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: It's got a great soundtrack. It's got rollerblades. You were rolling.
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: Around being like.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: Angelina Jolie with the worst hair ever. I don't care.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: I said it. A popular opinion. She looked awful in
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: that movie.
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: I'm not thrilled with a lot of short girl haircuts.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Her hair was horrible. Yes.
• 58:39
  Speaker 5: But in the 90s, I really liked girls with short hair.
• 58:42
  Speaker 5: And I don't know if that was just that time period.
• 58:45
  Speaker 5: But I think just for that time, because you had
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: the singer from the Cranberries.
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Dolores, yeah.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: You had her. There were a couple other girls that
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: were starting to do that pixie haircut.
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: And some of them can pull it off. Some could.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: That's what's weird. I don't know what the rule is.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: But there's some that I'm like, she's wearing it okay.
• 59:04
  Speaker 3: And then like 90% of other girls, I'm like, oh, no, that's.
• 59:06
  Speaker 6: A bad idea.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: I think you have to have kind of an elfy
• 59:09
  Speaker 5: little pixie face.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: That helps probably.
• 59:11
  Speaker 2: Do I look elfy enough?
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: No, you don't. That's not really at all what I
• 59:16
  Speaker 3: describe you as.
• 59:19
  Speaker 2: I would look horrible with that. I would have a
• 59:20
  Speaker 2: funny shaped head.
• 59:23
  Speaker 5: Misty doesn't look like a Keebler. But she does like cookies.
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 59:29
  Speaker 3: You're going to live in a tree eventually. It's a
• 59:31
  Speaker 3: matter of time.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: I didn't say that.
• 59:33
  Speaker 2: Oh, Misty, she likes those cookies.
• 59:35
  Speaker 3: I just said you live in a tree.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: But yeah, the amount of rollerblading that took place in
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: this movie, which we did watch a movie.
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: That's the whole movie.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: Made my ankle hurt. I was just like, ugh. My
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: ankles are sore just from watching this, because it's flashbacks
• 59:52
  Speaker 2: from that one time I went ice skating.
• 59:53
  Speaker 3: While we're on the rollerblading part, which is the good
• 59:57
  Speaker 3: part of the movie.
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: Synchronized rollerblading.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 3: It is weird that there are scenes with them not
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: wearing rollerblades, and then very shortly after they'll be wearing them.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: I never see them carrying the other footwear. They're never
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: on rollerblades carrying some chucks. And the other way, they're
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 3: never wearing their tennis shoes carrying the rollerblades. Yeah, there's
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 3: a couple scenes. They just magically appear when they need rollerblades.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 2: They were never wearing Chucks. I would have never noticed.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 5: There was a couple scenes where Corey had his rollerblades
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: slung over his shoulder.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 3: In the beginning, like when it was part of that,
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 3: like coming out of that scene. But the other times,
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 3: they would just magically switch out because they needed that
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 3: to be the next scene. It's like, oh, you need
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 3: to be wearing rollerblades now. Go put them on.
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: He's wearing like Heelys. Blade Heels.
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 3: If only in 1990 we could have seen the future
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 3: that is Heelys.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Good lord.
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah, there's just so much weird stuff going on in
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 5: this movie.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: That is my favorite part, is the dystopian future. Now, granted,
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 3: I'm a sucker for any dystopian future.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 3: But I was suckered in. It made me remember this
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 3: one because I recently watched Solar Babies. What the fuck
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 3: is that?
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: That sounds awful.
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 3: No, it's got your boy Lucas Haas in it.
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: Give me a second. He was a lady in white.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 2: I was trying to think of some other things that
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: he did.
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 3: It was right around that same time. He's still the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: little kid in that. It's got the previously mentioned Jamie
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Girtz that I keep trying to sell people and how
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 3: cool she is. Everybody was like, Jamie who?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: Hey, Lost Boys.
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 3: See, that's what I said. I was like, have you
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: not seen Lost Boys?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: Star, was that her name?
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Star. Isn't it Jason Patrick in that too? Maybe not.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Maybe I'm delusional. It's got Peter DeLuise. Everybody's in that movie.
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 2: Solar Baby?
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. At the time, it was kind of a, I
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 3: won't say big release, but it had enough backing to
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: pull those people in and create a dystopian future, which
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 3: is mostly desert.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: They should have given it a better name.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. It's stupid. Even in there, they make fun
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 3: of it because the bad guys have a team of rollerblading.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 3: They're just regular roller skates, but they have roller skating
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 3: future sport people. And they're like, the Scorpions, because they're cool.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 3: And even they're like, why did you name yourself Roller
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: for Solar Babies? That's dumb. So it is a dumb name.
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 2: It's awful.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 3: But it takes place in some past future world where
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: it's just desert everywhere. And there's orphan kids living out
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: in what is essentially a prison out in the middle
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: of nowhere. And then kind of the most we get
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 3: of a city is sort of like Barter Town in Thunderdome.
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 3: It's just sort of a ramshackle burning rubber to survive
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: and trading shit. So it's even more dystopian. So I've
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 3: watched them both now and I've decided this is the prequel.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 3: So this is the end of the 90s when everything
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: started falling apart. And then you fast forward several generations
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: and you get to Solar Babies.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 5: They're just all hanging out at Santa Cruz and Venice
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 5: Beach and stuff.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: Or Santa Monica.
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 5: Santa Monica.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Sorry, not Santa Cruz.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 9: Jesus.
• 1:03:04
  Speaker 2: Because I saw locations and I was like, oh, have
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: we been there? I want to know.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 5: Yes, we've been there.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 3: Well, that's what, yeah, you were like, where did they
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 3: film this? I was like, I think it's just regular
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: old L.A. And then they just shoved in some other crap.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 3: Most of it just seems like one nudge away from
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: already in bad shape areas. They were just like, and here,
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 3: put this mist on your head.
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: And Yeah, you know, the homeless tents, I mean, yeah,
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: it looks pretty much like it does in the movie.
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. That's the disturbing part of this
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: movie is how much of it has come true, even
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 3: more so than it was in 1990.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, we're not into the full-fledged race war yet.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 3: We got pretty damn close this past year.
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 5: We don't have... you know and his little he's wearing
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 5: rollerblades his little.
• 1:03:49
  Speaker 3: Tv speech in front of the american flag about making
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 3: america great again essentially i was like fuck did we
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: not just get out of this it's it's got moments
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 3: that i'm like this is a little disturbing now actually
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 3: trying to save the country from you know those foreigners
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 3: coming in and taking over i'm like oh jesus really
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 3: like I'm just.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Trying to figure out, was there stuff that was cut
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: from the movie? Because I was reading the Wikipedia plot summary,
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: and there's stuff in the plot summary that I'm like... See,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: when I.
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 3: Watched that first time, I was like, they're really kind
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 3: of two-thirds of the way in before they get to
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 3: the point of like, oh, and by the way, they're
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 3: horrible racists. Like, in the beginning, it's sort of like,
• 1:04:30
  Speaker 3: they got long coats and they synchronize rollerblades.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 5: I couldn't figure it out.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 3: Like, they're just kind of like, he says, like, Corey
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 3: keeps going, like, stay away from them. They're trouble. But, like,
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: they never really elaborate for the first time. half of
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: the movie.
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 2: I just thought they were trouble because they were selling drugs.
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 3: That's what I thought too. Then later they're drug pushers
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 3: and it's like, all right, that's bad.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 5: We found out there were rival gangs.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, which again is just gang war in LA.
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but then you start, I mean, you start picking
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 5: up subtle hints because you notice all the guys in
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 5: the roller boys are all white and all the people
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 5: that they're attacking are usually Mexican, Asian, African American.
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 3: That was kind of the mixture of, yeah, the gang
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 3: seemed like they were a mixture of Asian and Mexican. So,
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 3: I guess they joined together to fight off the weird
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 3: white people. Yeah, I mean, when I watched it that
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 3: first time, I was like, I was more, I noticed
• 1:05:20
  Speaker 3: more of like, well, they're all freaking like sexist because
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 3: you notice they're doing roller girls. And they're only recruiting
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 3: the weird little boys. Like they're not bringing in all
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 3: of the kids for the next generation.
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, they're using them to push the drugs.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 5: So they don't get caught.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: But they're still just like, we just want the boys.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 3: We don't like girls or anyone else, by the way.
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 3: but we're not going to get to that for like
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: 45 minutes. Yeah. Then we'll let you know.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 5: Then they have camps that all the people are living in.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 5: They never really go into the camps.
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: Well, again, that's why I think is this, that's the
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: part of this I think is cool. It is dystopian,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: but like they don't spell out. It's all kind of
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 3: in the background.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:05:58
  Speaker 3: And there's like no rhyme or reason to it because
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: I'm like, some of it just looks like homeless camp prison, like,
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Everything is completely falling apart. And then they switch you
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: over and it's like, okay, but there's a police station
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 3: still that seems functional.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 5: Well, yeah, they've been defunded.
• 1:06:16
  Speaker 3: But then they go to the hospital and I'm like, okay,
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: so there's kind of a functional hospital. They just can't
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: afford lighting. It's a really dark hospital, but he's still
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 3: hooked up to equipment that has power running to it.
• 1:06:26
  Speaker 3: So I'm like, how much is falling apart and how
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: much hasn't?
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Like, I don't get it. During part of it, You
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 5: notice that his little brother's kind of like, you know,
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 5: if we don't have money, or either Corey, I can't
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: remember which one is there, talk about, you know, if
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 5: we don't have money, we're going to end up in
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 5: the camp.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: So I'm assuming that people that don't have money or
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: that lost their houses and jobs, they're homeless, so they
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 5: live in the camp. you know and again where we they.
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 3: We're just not that organized yeah everybody makes their own
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 3: ramshackle camp now instead of the government stepping in and
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 3: be like look we're gonna lock you in a camp
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 3: you're cool with that right yeah that's the next step
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: the future that is 1990 though.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 8: Oh after the great crash i do again they're making
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 8: their little commentaries because we're also coming out of Like
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 8: the 80s is the decade of greed.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 3: Yes. The greed is good. Wall Street, you know, that
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: rule like ruled that whole decade. So now we get
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 3: to 1990. The only way we can make a comment
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 3: is be like, our parents were horrible. They were greedy.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: And because they were so greedy, our entire system collapsed.
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: Way to go.
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 5: Yeah. It's the age of excess.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I like that's kind of their little comeback
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: as we enter into this new decade. the wonder that's
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: going to be the 90s.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: So what about the 90s? The 90s, like us as
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 5: far as being parents, do kids look at us and go,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: I mean, they can't look at us and go, you
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 5: guys are greedy, you can't crash the system. Or are
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 5: they just like, you guys were slackers and you didn't
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 5: fucking do anything except for start podcasts.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 3: Yes. But even that took you 25 years.
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 3: You just sat around and didn't do anything for a
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 3: long time. And got crappy jobs and didn't accumulate any money.
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 3: And now, look at you.
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, really.
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 3: Okay, that was just me. But there is a lot
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: of that generation that is in a weird, different spot.
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 3: That is the one thing I read online that I
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: thought was pretty funny. They were like, Because everybody's always
• 1:08:28
  Speaker 3: going by the whole generational thing. And they're just like,
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: the greatest generation and fighting the war and killing Nazis.
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: And then you get to the millennials have got everything
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: figured out because they're super cool. And they were like,
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: the pandemic set in. And they were like, finally, the
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 3: era for Gen Xers. Yeah. Because you have to be isolated. Yeah.
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 3: You just sit at home and watch your multimedia, which
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 3: you've spent your entire life doing nothing. Like you're completely
• 1:08:54
  Speaker 3: disconnected from everyone while the rest of the world is
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: freaking out because they're not used to that. You've been
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: doing that. since you were a teenager you're fine yeah
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 3: so yeah i was like well yeah our weird angry
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 3: but not that angry enough to do anything about it
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: generation finally found our calling sitting in our house by
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: ourselves watching dvds marathoning through shit yeah Not interacting with
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: other humans. That's what we were made to do.
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 5: I've actually kind of done that more. I kind of
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 5: got rid of, well, I didn't get rid of my
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: social media stuff, but I've gotten to the point where
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 5: I don't really check it hardly at all.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: I don't. I interact with you and occasionally one or
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: two other people, but other than that, it's just, hey,
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: here's the new episode. That's the only thing I do
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: with it is tell you guys, hey, I'm making this
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: new episode. Here it is. Listen to it.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: I don't really go out and hang out with people.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: It's just hanging out with Misty.
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 3: Yep. I just make weird comments on her Instagram. I'm like,
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 3: that is too many damn books.
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: Go on somewhere. There ain't no such thing as too
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 2: many damn books.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, you ought to take a tour of the library now.
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: Do I need a card?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 5: Because that's what it is.
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 3: I mean, I have a card for the state-run version.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 5: I joked about her coming up with a card catalog.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:10:14
  Speaker 3: I made a comment on Instagram about it.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 5: A Dewey Decimal system.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, I keep finding them in places, and
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: I'm taking pictures of them. I'm going, Misty, you need this.
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: She's like, I need more shelves. Shut up. Yeah.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 2: Holy shit, my mind was just blown.
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 6: What?
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: It's a guy, Gary Lee, in Sleepaway Camp.
• 1:10:35
  Speaker 3: He's the other little kid.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: He's Paul.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: The other little kid.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: He's the one who's like.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 3: Go back in time to when he's like 11 or
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 3: whatever he was.
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: He's like hitting on....
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 3: He's not the cousin. He's the other kid that's into her. Oh, yeah.
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: Okay.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 3: See, it's funny.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 5: He looked familiar.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 3: That's the thing. He was the one I sat there
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 3: the whole time watching it going. That first time through,
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: I was just like, is that him? Because he was
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: like half the stuff I watched repeatedly in the 80s
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: was his stuff. There were so many times I watched
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Firstborn because it was just on cable all the time.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 3: I remember renting it on VHS and then it was
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: on cable nonstop after that. So it's like I watched
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 3: that so many times. And then he's also in The
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: Manhattan Project, which I thought, you know, there's a science nerd.
• 1:11:30
  Speaker 3: Before it was cool to be a science nerd, he was, like,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: going to blow up, like, a good portion of the country.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought that guy was super cool in the 80s.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 3: And I still feel like he pulls off what he's
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 3: doing in this movie. Like, as ridiculous as everything is
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 3: going on, like, if it was a different actor, you'd really, like,
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 3: the whole thing would be a joke. I think his
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 3: performance is pretty solid. Like, I buy him as that
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: crazy dude.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know about his rollerblading, and his
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: shooting kind of sucks. But as a leader, like, I
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: buy his craziness. Like, he kind of sells that performance.
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: I think he did a good job.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: Well, there's a part on the Wikipedia that still doesn't
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: make sense to me. It has a little breakdown, I
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: guess a little part of the description. A heavily armed
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: white supremacist conglomerate known as the Rollerboys fight for control
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: of the decaying city. Their director is charismatic narcotics kingpin
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: Gary Lee, a childhood neighbor of Griffin's, who was also
• 1:12:25
  Speaker 2: rumored to be the great-grandson of Adolf Hitler. Is that
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 2: mentioned or addressed in any way?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: All of those other things are true, and they're mentioned
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: in the movie. That last part is mentioned on the
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Wikipedia page.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: The Rollerboys carry out their mission of restoring Anglo-Americans' former greatness.
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: through violent battles with other gangs, and through the distribution
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: of Heaven Mist. Was it called Heaven Mist?
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it was called Heaven Mist.
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: I thought it was just Mist.
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: Because he was going to take him to Heaven.
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't remember him saying it like that, but
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: he does say he takes him to Heaven.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: They just call it The Mist.
• 1:12:54
  Speaker 3: And they're all on The Mist.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 2: Well, Heaven Mist is in quotation marks.
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 3: Again, that was probably from the first draft. And then
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 3: they were just like, we're just kind of on Mist.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 5: No, I think they said Heaven Mist in the beginning.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 3: Did they?
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: The very beginning part when they mention it. But then
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 5: the rest of the movie, they just refer to it
• 1:13:08
  Speaker 5: as The Mist.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: Back to the dystopian future part. I'm just glad that
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 2: even in the dystopian future, they still have pizza delivery
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 2: because I would be so worried about that.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 3: See, that's the thing. I wasn't worried about The Mist.
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 3: I was busy going, I want a pizza. Bring your
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 3: chain-length covered van over and bring me some Pinky's Pizza,
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: damn it.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 2: Pinky's Pizazz.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: I do like, I mean, again, it's still, that's what
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: I think is so awesome about this is the normalcy
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: of here's the pizzas, go make your deliveries in your
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: Mad Max looking van covered in chain length and you
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: hand him an automatic weapon. You're like, here you go,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: now don't take any shit from anybody. Tell him if
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: you need to, come back here with my money. It's
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: such a weird mixture of total post-apocalyptic craziness and then
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: regular run-of-the-mill stuff. It's insanity.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: So, did Corey do his own stunts?
• 1:14:02
  Speaker 3: So, I know you mentioned that as soon as it
• 1:14:06
  Speaker 3: starts and we see him all rollerblading around. I remembered
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 3: I'd gone back to look through the interesting facts on
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: this movie. And there are lots of interesting facts. Not
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: that many listed here. But in general, there's a lot
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: of crazy bullshit going on. But it does say Corey
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Haim did most of his own stunts in the film.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: That's what it says. That's how much they elaborated that
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 3: one sentence. So, when you saw him skating, that was
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: totally him. When you saw him doing that flying spinning thing,
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 3: probably not him.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 2: How about the thing where he jumped and grabbed his
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 2: ankle and pulled and arched? Was that him too?
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah. See, there were several times when he does that.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 3: when he jumps up and then you realize like from
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 3: like your mind doing it, that probably seems super awesome.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: And if you would have landed wrong, it would have
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 3: killed you. But then to see it from the outside,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: you get like six inches of air and you're like,
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 3: that kind of looked lame, dude. But that's rollerblading in general.
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: That's not him.
• 1:15:02
  Speaker 5: That's not really that hard. There's a reason why, there's
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 5: a reason why all the skaters made fun of rollerbladers
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 5: because it wasn't hard. But they look so cool. Yeah,
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 5: you know, I did a couple of those jumps and
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 5: I was just like, this is stupid.
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 3: Why am I doing this?
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: You are hurting the feelings of so many roller boys
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 2: out there.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 5: There ain't nobody out there rollerblading anymore.
• 1:15:24
  Speaker 2: We saw that chick just last weekend.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 5: I am not hurting her feelings.
• 1:15:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe it was Blades. I wonder what happened.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Were we in Columbus at this point?
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 5: Nobody cares about my opinion.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 3: She could have moved away.
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 5: My opinion's trash.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 2: It's not like anybody listens anyways.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: Nobody cares.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 5: Nobody listens to me. Yeah, so I switched to a
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 5: BMX bike, and then I got hit by a car.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: That's what happened.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 5: I haven't had much luck with bicycles. Or blows to
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 5: the head? Every time I've been on a bicycle, I've
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: gotten hit by either a car or a truck.
• 1:16:03
  Speaker 2: Including the exercise bike in the kitchen.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 3: This explains so much.
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 5: Fucking truck came out of nowhere. Right through the back door.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: Just like Corey did. Yeah, I know. Ran that van
• 1:16:14
  Speaker 3: right into a building.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: He saved that guy who was kind of an asshole.
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 3: That guy's bullwinkle was an asshole the whole movie.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 5: Thanks for saving me.
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: God, that guy was a dick. I wish I would
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 2: have let him in there to burn. That would have
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: saved so much trouble in the long run.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 3: Really? And then by the end, just to make fun
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: of Bullwinkle some more, but when he's in the apartment,
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 3: right when he's busting them for being cops, He's like,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 3: I saved your life. And he's like, who asked you, dude?
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like, actually, you did. In the building when you
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 3: were screaming, get me out of here. Get me out
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 3: of here. I was like, dumbass. It was you. Bullwinkle sucks.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 2: And he just opened the door. There was a door.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: I know. I was just like, I'm not sure. And
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: then I still, I said, as he did it, I
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: was like, Corey, now get the van out of there
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: and it won't catch on fire. You'll have busted up
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 3: the back a little bit, but it wouldn't be trashed.
• 1:17:04
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was wedged in there.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 5: He didn't attempt to get it out.
• 1:17:07
  Speaker 3: No, he just got out with Bullwinkle and then stood
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 3: there and waited to get arrested. Hurry up and arrest me.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 2: How annoying was his kid brother, though?
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: From the very first scene, as he came up, I
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 3: was like, he's not going to get any better. He's
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 3: going to be a little sexist bastard, and he's going
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: to be a junkie. I don't like that kid. I'm
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: not like my dad! I don't like it. I don't
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 3: like that kid. He's annoying. Let's see. Where do we
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: want to hit?
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 2: We want to hit the Leonard, was it Leonard Maltin?
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 2: Where am I getting that name from?
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 1:17:43
  Speaker 2: One of you have this.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Surprisingly, like, higher than I thought. Leonard is not a
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 3: fan of violence, so that's where it takes a turn
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 3: at the end there, but I read it earlier. Go ahead.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 5: What?
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 3: He's not a horror movie fan in general, so you'll
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 3: see when it gets to the end of it.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, this is from the Wikipedia. The
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: film was nominated for two Saturn Awards, Best Performance by
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 2: a Younger Actor, Corey Haim, and Best Science Fiction.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: I mean, dystopian future, that's usually sidebar. Kind of like
• 1:18:12
  Speaker 3: Mad Max-ish.
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 2: Movie historian Leonard Maltin gave the film 2.5 out of
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 2: a possible four stars. And I quote, a provocative setting
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: and some clever bits of dark comedy are weakened by
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: needlessly excessive violence. Christopher, is it Collet?
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever heard it said. I've
• 1:18:29
  Speaker 3: just watched him and stuff since I grew up.
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: The Gary Lee.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Gary Lee.
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 2: As usual, projects enough magnetism for 10... but not even
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 2: he can counteract a painfully predictable finale.
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 3: See, I agree with pretty much all of that. I
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: don't have a problem with the violence that Leonard does,
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: but otherwise, who saw us?
• 1:18:50
  Speaker 9: Blade-off happen in this movie? Who saw the pole come
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 9: out of nowhere where Corey could get that awesome kick in?
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 9: Or that flying move where they both landed on their hips.
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: And I was like, ow, hips!
• 1:19:03
  Speaker 5: Happens all the time in Rollerblading.
• 1:19:05
  Speaker 3: He didn't get some air as he landed on his hip.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh. Dude, when you're an old man,
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 3: if that happened, you would have had that hip replacement, dude. Like,
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 3: no way you would have come out of that. Well,
• 1:19:16
  Speaker 3: Cory was young. He could just bounce back. Probably.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 7: 19, 20, gorgeous.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 2: It's okay.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: Skinny as a stick.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 5: Do all the stupid stuff while you're young.
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 2: Because when you get old, you get hurt getting out
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 2: of bed.
• 1:19:27
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Like, I just watched him fall
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: on his hip. I was like, dude. You would be
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 3: screwed if you weren't 19 years old.
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 2: I heard just seeing him do it.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: Just watching him rollerblade, and I'm like, I don't even
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: know if I can.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 5: Do my ankles.
• 1:19:38
  Speaker 3: Hurt your back and above the couch. So, I will
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: definitely say they, if you want to consider whatever happened
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 3: in this movie, but just casting-wise, they lucked out at
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 3: just the right time if they're looking back going, man,
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: we got Patricia Arquette in this movie. Like, you give
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 3: it a couple years and she's in way bigger stuff. Like,
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 3: there's no way in hell she would have done this
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: movie just a few years in the future. She would
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: have been like, nope. No thanks. Because this was right
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 3: before she kind of crossed over.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: And it had Mark Pellegrino! Whose name I probably just
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: said wrong. Everybody else would know. I'm pretty sure. Wasn't
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 2: he Lucifer in Supernatural?
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I gave up before the last 14 seasons.
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 2: Dude, seriously. There have been so many seasons.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 6: We.
• 1:20:27
  Speaker 2: We quit like three or four or ten seasons ago.
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I lost track.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: I was trying to see what the big crossover for
• 1:20:33
  Speaker 3: her was.
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what was it?
• 1:20:35
  Speaker 3: Because to me, I'm thinking like true romance. She was
• 1:20:38
  Speaker 3: definitely like, okay, she's going to be huge. I mean, really,
• 1:20:41
  Speaker 3: I remember Nightmare on Elm Street, Dream Warriors. Like, that's
• 1:20:46
  Speaker 3: kind of that first thing that she's like, recognizably, okay,
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: she's going to be a big star. But that was,
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 3: so that's 87. But then she does a lot of other, like,
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 3: smaller stuff but yeah you get to this movie she's
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 3: in an episode of tales from the crypt that same
• 1:21:03
  Speaker 3: year so this is a good year but yeah 93
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: is true romance and i'd say from that point on she's.
• 1:21:10
  Speaker 5: Hugely what was she in after true romance uh.
• 1:21:14
  Speaker 3: She's in ed wood she's in holy matrimony was one
• 1:21:17
  Speaker 3: of those i saw at the video store all the
• 1:21:19
  Speaker 3: time i still barely maybe i.
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 5: Watched her cable.
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: Flirting with disaster then lost highways like 97 she's huge
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: by then night watch stigmata bringing out the dead oh
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: god little Nikki never mind so at that point it's
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 3: all over but like she became like super huge in
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 3: the 90s so the fact that they snagged her right
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 3: before when you could still like sucker her into doing
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 3: low budget stuff yep so good score guys.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 2: And Corey was good in this.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, when you said something about it, I was like,
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Corey comes out pretty good. Especially being lead, like most
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: of the movie, you're just following him around. It hardly
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: ever takes a shot away from him. So I think
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 3: he comes out pretty good in this.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: I was like, if you're going to make fun of Corey,
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 2: I don't think we can do it.
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 3: Because I can't. There's nothing to make fun of except
• 1:22:15
  Speaker 3: he's just a skinny little kid. When they try to
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: do the love scene, I'm like, oh man, he just
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 3: looks like he's still looks so damn young. I know
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: he said he's like 20, but he looks 16. He's
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 3: so young.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like 19, 20. Yeah, he's pretty young.
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: But I will give you credit. You said you wanted
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: a brush, but I'm like, there's few people that can
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 3: make that hair work.
• 1:22:36
  Speaker 2: He kind of does.
• 1:22:37
  Speaker 3: Even as ridiculous. As crazy as it is, the whole
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 3: damn movie.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 2: Gary Lee's hair was perfection.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 5: Because he's evil. The drug guy.
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 3: He made a deal with Nazis and now.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 5: He's got perfect hair. But he's the head guy, so
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 5: he can afford hair.
• 1:22:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Bullwinkle looks stupid the whole time.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 2: He looks like he at least had a brush.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: He had a brush. He did have a brush compared
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: to Corey's wild craziness.
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 2: He had like a bandana.
• 1:23:03
  Speaker 3: Occasionally, he bandana'd. That one time, he put it all
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: the way over. He babooshed it into spots.
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 5: That's what I'm going to do.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 3: No, you're not.
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 5: I mean, my hair is already... This is pandemic hair.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 2: Old man mafia hair. It's not.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 5: It's just gray.
• 1:23:19
  Speaker 2: You can do a bandana and just wear it around
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 2: and just spike it up.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 4: I am.
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: Totally. It's going to shave it all the way around,
• 1:23:26
  Speaker 5: but just leave the top.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Super cool.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 2: At this point, it might be an improvement, dude.
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 5: Either that or just grow the full mullet out.
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 3: Speaking of getting somebody at just the right time, how
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 3: the hell they scored nine-inch nails on the soundtrack, I
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 3: don't know.
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 2: Was there actually a soundtrack for this?
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, they had that other song that kind of
• 1:23:48
  Speaker 3: sounded like a band that I knew, but it's not
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 3: that band. They were just trying to sound like that.
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: They had that one song that sounded a little bit
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 2: like NXS.
• 1:23:54
  Speaker 3: See, that's what I said. I was listening to it going,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 3: I know that's not Michael's voice, but it sounds like
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: they're trying really hard to sound like NXS.
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 5: I thought I heard some chili peppers in there, too.
• 1:24:05
  Speaker 3: Me, too. That was probably just them hanging around in
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 3: the background.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, probably.
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 3: They probably had nothing else to do. They were under
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 3: the bridge doing drugs and shit. Literally.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 5: Let's see.
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 3: Soundtrack. No, wait. Now we're still on her.
• 1:24:17
  Speaker 2: Soundtrack. Well, it's got eight songs listed.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 3: I've got a few soundtracks that short.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: You don't recognize anybody?
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 2: Aside from Nine Inch Nails.
• 1:24:28
  Speaker 3: That's what I said. Listening to it, I didn't recognize
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 3: any other big songs.
• 1:24:32
  Speaker 2: Hell to Pay. Like hell, toupee, like a hair, like
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: a wig.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 5: Yeah, hell, toupee.
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 3: Is that the name of the band?
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 6: Nice.
• 1:24:40
  Speaker 2: The name of the song is Pipe Dream.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 5: Of course.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 2: Performed by hell, toupee.
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 5: Hilarious. Turbo Negro has a song out called Hell, Toupee.
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 2: There's a song that looks like it's some kind of,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 2: I could try to say it.
• 1:24:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: Parven pour un fente da fonte.
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 3: That was when the other gang was hanging out.
• 1:25:02
  Speaker 2: I was performed by Zelma Bodgson.
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: I thought it was like 89 for Pretty Hate Machine.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: So yeah, they got this right as that came out.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: Right before, just when the weirdo kids were listening to
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: it in the basement club somewhere. They were like, yeah,
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 3: we can still afford this. This will wipe out the
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 3: rest of our music. Even then, they were like, this
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: is all the money we got left. Buy that song.
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 5: At the time, Trent Reznor was like, here, just somebody,
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 5: you're going to put my song in a movie?
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah. Can I stand in the background? Yeah.
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: There's a couple of songs.
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 3: I still like to do that.
• 1:25:32
  Speaker 2: Written and performed by Steve Schiff, Mr. Nagatu, and Voice
• 1:25:37
  Speaker 2: of Seth. Maybe that's just some of the instrumental shit.
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: Skating music, you know.
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: King Kong 5, written and performed by Mano Negra.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: I don't know.
• 1:25:48
  Speaker 2: Plays at the Asian Gang Street Party.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. slow-mo the slow-mo skate by.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah skate by shooting where they're all synchronized skating and
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 5: they're all wearing their they do kind of have a
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 5: little bit of a a weird dress code it's well.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 3: I mean it is like you can see if they
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: would have leaned into that more there could have been
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: like their weird little like Nazi, let's all dress alike. Again,
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 3: they never fully went there with it. They were just like,
• 1:26:21
  Speaker 3: these are our weird outfits.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: Pleats.
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: I'm not down with the pleats. And they were way
• 1:26:28
  Speaker 3: too high. I know your zoot suit pants you're supposed
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: to wear high, but I don't care. They look dorky
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 3: on those guys.
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 2: I didn't finish the soundtrack. There's one more song. Blown Away,
• 1:26:37
  Speaker 2: performed by Swamp King. That plays during the montage showing
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 2: Griffin and Bango's work day.
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: Sorry.
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, Bango was working. He was doing chin-ups for a
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 2: second at the drug lab.
• 1:26:50
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: That was before he drank the beer and threw it
• 1:26:53
  Speaker 3: on the ground. But he wasn't supposed to have it.
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: Even though it was in the cooler. It was sitting
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 3: in there.
• 1:26:59
  Speaker 2: Whatever, dude.
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 3: But no, on the all of them wearing those outfits,
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 3: that was the other interesting fact that I'm like, they
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: really bothered to put that in here? So they're Okay,
• 1:27:14
  Speaker 3: here we go. Here's what they put in the trivia
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 3: section on IMDb. 78 black shirts were used in rotation
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 3: for the Roller Boys uniforms due to how sweaty they
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 3: became during filming. So all that synchronized rollerblading is sweaty business.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 5: Well, they were wearing trench coats, too, so what do
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: you expect?
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're sitting there in the sun on the beach
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 3: in a trench coat and a black jacket or black shirt, sweating.
• 1:27:43
  Speaker 3: We forgot. The most disturbing part of this movie. The
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 3: thing that overwhelmed all of us.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: Which part? Hold on.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: Watching him run up the stairs in Rollerblades.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: How do you fucking run up stairs in Rollerblades? I
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 2: was like, wait, hold on.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: Corey, Corey, what are you doing? It's kind of hard.
• 1:27:59
  Speaker 5: You're not safe. It's kind of hard.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 2: I can't run up stairs with shoes on. I'm going
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 2: to trip and hurt myself. You go for wheels at
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: the bottom of my feet and I'm going to die.
• 1:28:11
  Speaker 3: Mm-hmm. That was the most impressive stunt of the whole
• 1:28:14
  Speaker 3: damn movie. Running upstairs. Now that was before they got
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 3: into the big file cabinet shove-off. They was hiding in
• 1:28:23
  Speaker 3: them file cabinets, boy. Why is there just like an
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 3: airplane hangar with file cabinets in it?
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 5: You know, just storing some stuff. Just random office supplies.
• 1:28:35
  Speaker 3: Wouldn't you hate, you're like the intern and they're like, look,
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 3: we got some stuff filed we need you to go get.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 3: It's on the other side of town in an airplane hangar.
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 3: Now go look under C and then come back and
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 3: bring those back to me.
• 1:28:46
  Speaker 5: My favorite is when they have warehouses that they have
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 5: to use for scenes where they have stuff that's got
• 1:28:51
  Speaker 5: to be in there, but you know it's an empty
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 5: warehouse and they don't have a budget for a lot
• 1:28:55
  Speaker 5: of stuff. So they just get a bunch of empty
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 5: cardboard boxes and tape them up. And then, of course,
• 1:28:59
  Speaker 5: they always get shoved over on the guy.
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, crates and boxes. But, yeah, they can't afford the
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 3: stuff in it, so it's just empty.
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 5: So the guy gets crushed underneath the empty cardboard.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 3: He's like, ah! And it lands like an empty cardboard box.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: And you're like, why are you yelling, dude? That weighs
• 1:29:14
  Speaker 3: four ounces.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 5: Just act like he got crushed.
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 3: The other thing on the, when he goes into heaven,
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 3: when he goes into the... Trailer. Trailer. The fancy, fancy trailer.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 2: Where was the bathroom? They're in there all goddamn day.
• 1:29:29
  Speaker 3: Well, my thing is, again, okay, so what's his name?
• 1:29:33
  Speaker 3: Jerry Lee? Jimmy Lee?
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 2: Gary?
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Gary Lee. Gary Lee's in charge of all of this,
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 3: but he's put himself so much in charge that his
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 3: hand is the only thing that will open that door.
• 1:29:44
  Speaker 2: Where's the bathroom?
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 3: He's got three shift changes. That means three times a day,
• 1:29:49
  Speaker 3: every day, he has to drive back out there just
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 3: to let some idiot out. And put some other idiot
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 3: in there. Yeah. And then you go home and, what,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 3: take a nap and come back eight hours later and
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 3: do it? I'm like, that's just bad planning on your part, man.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 3: You gotta get some other.
• 1:30:02
  Speaker 2: But then how did the bad guys get in? How
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 2: did the.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: They blew it up, didn't they?
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they blew up the door.
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 2: Oh, is that what happened?
• 1:30:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 3: They blew it up and came running in. Yeah. Which,
• 1:30:09
  Speaker 3: those two... Let me just.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 2: Let's stop.
• 1:30:12
  Speaker 3: For a minute. Those two cops, I feel like they
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 3: were in a different movie.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 3: The whole movie. From the very first time we see them,
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 3: they start this weird delivery that I'm like, what... what
• 1:30:22
  Speaker 3: are you guys doing? Like nobody in this movie has
• 1:30:25
  Speaker 3: been doing this thing that you're doing right now. And
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 3: like every scene they're in, they still continue to do
• 1:30:30
  Speaker 3: their weird back and forth. And it's just, their delivery
• 1:30:33
  Speaker 3: is just different from everything else.
• 1:30:35
  Speaker 5: It seems like a different cop movie.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm just like, we're not doing this style of movie.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 3: Did you not see all the rollerblades and shit?
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: We're like, yeah, those cops were not wearing rollerblades at
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 2: any point.
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 3: You're doing it wrong.
• 1:30:45
  Speaker 5: They're like in some weird buddy cop.
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 5: Cause there's that weird scene where they're listening in on the,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 5: On the sex scene.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 2: And they're making bets.
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 5: They're making bets on whether or not he can go
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 5: all the way. It's weird. It's that weird comedy.
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 3: It's a leftover scene from an 80s comedy that got
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: crammed into this 90s dystopian movie.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like, what?
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Then they're the bad guys, too.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 3: They're also the bad guys.
• 1:31:15
  Speaker 2: They're a different level of bad guys.
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah. And they were the ones that messed it all
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: up from the get-go.
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 3: Pinky's van would have been fine if it wasn't for
• 1:31:22
  Speaker 3: those two.
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 5: What jerks.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 2: If they had done a better job, then fucking Bullwinkle
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 2: would have died earlier.
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah, really. We wouldn't have to look at his face though.
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 2: Not a big fan of Bullwinkle, were you?
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: Nope.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 6: Don't like him.
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 3: The real one, the animated one, love that guy. This one,
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 3: he's a dick.
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 6: I don't like him.
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 2: Has that guy done other things?
• 1:31:42
  Speaker 3: I don't even feel like looking.
• 1:31:44
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna look him up.
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 3: You can look him up. I'm gonna tell you how
• 1:31:46
  Speaker 3: much I didn't understand the reference, and yet the entire time,
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 3: for my own personal reasons, we had a guy that
• 1:31:55
  Speaker 3: used to come in the video store that we always
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 3: referred to as Ramrod. So I have no idea what
• 1:32:02
  Speaker 3: his reasoning was for nicknaming him from the first time
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 3: he sees him. He starts calling him Ramrod. He calls
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 3: him Ramrod. Every time he sees him, he calls him
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 3: that after that. Don't know why. Ours at least had
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 3: a reason. There was a guy that... Now I think
• 1:32:16
  Speaker 3: he's weird. Well, at the time, weird old guy. He's
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 3: like my age now. And I'm also weird. So like,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: it's just me coming into the video store. And of
• 1:32:24
  Speaker 3: course he was, we didn't think it was weird because
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 3: we all watched old movies too. But he had a,
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: he would special order Joel McRae movies. He was into
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 3: Joel McRae. Like his dad grew up like with him,
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 3: took him to go see Joel McRae movies. So that
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 3: was like his thing. But he at one point special
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: ordered the movie Ramrod, which I'm guessing is a western
• 1:32:45
  Speaker 3: starring Joel McRae. And from that point on, we referred
• 1:32:48
  Speaker 3: to that guy as Ramrod. So now every time I'm like,
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: I wonder what happened to that guy. He was actually
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 3: pretty cool. Even at the time, we liked him. We
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 3: just called him Ramrod. He was just... He didn't realize
• 1:33:01
  Speaker 3: what he got himself into when he ordered that. Yeah.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 5: One of my co-workers, his nickname was Ramrod or Rammy. Rammy.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: He was.
• 1:33:10
  Speaker 5: He was a mortar man. He was a Marine. That's
• 1:33:15
  Speaker 5: what he told us to call him. Let's call him
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 5: Rammy or Ramrod.
• 1:33:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see no important or notable movies or
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 2: things that Dipshit was in. He was in an episode
• 1:33:28
  Speaker 2: of X-Files. He was in an episode of Nash Bridges.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 2: Space Above and Beyond. He seems like he's in a
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 2: lot of one episodes.
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 3: Hmm. Yeah, because they all were like, this guy's a dick.
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 5: Don't bring him back.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 2: Fucking China Beach. I never got to watch China Beach.
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 2: Whenever it would come on, I'd never... It was like,
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: when the song would start, I knew it was bedtime,
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 2: so I had to go to bed.
• 1:33:51
  Speaker 3: I liked it at the time. And again, there were
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: some really cool little things that they did that were
• 1:33:57
  Speaker 3: sort of unconventional at the time. Now, I have not
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 3: revisited it, but I really liked it when it came
• 1:34:03
  Speaker 3: on originally. There was an interesting fact while we're going
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: into other projects. I was going to say this director,
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 3: Rick King, he directed a decent amount of movies, but
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 3: they're all kind of like, this is sort of a
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 3: big one. Like there's a bunch of other ones that
• 1:34:22
  Speaker 3: look like stuff that went straight to video. And I
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 3: saw it sitting on the video store. There's a few
• 1:34:27
  Speaker 3: of them. Like I recognize the box. There's other ones
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 3: that I'm just like, that is the most video store
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 3: looking slapped together heads on a VHS cover I've ever seen.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 3: So he did a lot of these movies. I guess
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 3: most notable right after Prayer of the Roller Boys, he
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: did Kickboxer 3. Oh, hell yeah. The Art of War. Yeah.
• 1:34:48
  Speaker 3: But yeah, most of the other stuff, you wouldn't even
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 3: know the name if I gave them to you. The
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: one you would know, though, if you skip past his
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 3: directing and go back to his writing credits. One, he
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 3: did a couple of movies that you've never heard of.
• 1:35:05
  Speaker 3: His third thing that he wrote, he story credit for
• 1:35:08
  Speaker 3: Point Break. Huh. I guess didn't full on write the
• 1:35:12
  Speaker 3: screenplay because he's only listed his story. But he must
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 3: have done a decent amount on that story because even
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 3: got a story by credit for the remake that they did.
• 1:35:21
  Speaker 3: So they still had to go back and credit him
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 3: just from the concept. But yeah, other than that, most
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 3: of these other things he wrote, never heard of. But
• 1:35:30
  Speaker 3: yet somehow Point Break got in there.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: That's a good movie. We should talk about that one
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: for a while instead.
• 1:35:38
  Speaker 3: Just sit and think about Point Break for a few minutes.
• 1:35:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, Jiminy Christmas.
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 5: Lori Petty, she was another one who had short hair.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 3: Back in the day. She could pull it off. Not
• 1:35:46
  Speaker 3: the rest of her attitude or anything else she's done,
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 3: but she could pull off the hairstyle.
• 1:35:50
  Speaker 5: I didn't care about her attitude back in the day.
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 5: It didn't matter.
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 2: I kind of need to watch Tank Girl again. It's
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 2: been a long time since I've seen it.
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 3: I do need to revisit that. Again, I do like
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 3: my a weird dystopian future that definitely is one it's.
• 1:36:04
  Speaker 2: Gonna yeah i was pretty proud of my uh david
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: arquette reference in the middle i can't even well that's.
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 3: The sad thing is i thought it exactly well because
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 3: it's patricia and they're having their super deep scene as
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 3: they're discussing the fact that in the movie she had
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 3: an older brother and he was a roller boy and
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 3: he got killed and he was bought into all the
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: bullshit and died and got buried with his coat and
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 3: blah blah whatever So as she's talking to Corey, she says,
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 3: I love my brother. I wasn't proud of him. And
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 3: we were all thinking it, but you actually said, nobody's
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 3: proud of David Arkin.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 6: Damn.
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 3: Beat me to it. You want reconsidered? I'd like to
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 3: buy more guns.
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: We will see how you manage with these first.
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 3: Hey, Mr. Naboro.
• 1:37:00
  Speaker 1: I'm told you're increasing your domestic investments substantially.
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 4: Buying back America.
• 1:37:06
  Speaker 2: Who'd want it?
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 3: Again, just the weird stuff going on in the background
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 3: that creates this messed up future that we're in. What
• 1:37:14
  Speaker 3: did it say in the paper? Germany buys Poland. It's
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: making up for the old war times. It's like, well,
• 1:37:21
  Speaker 3: we can't take you over, but we can buy you
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 3: these days. But then if you listen to the radio
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 3: when he's walking in that one time, It's talking about
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 3: undocumented American workers getting busted going to Mexico to find jobs. Yeah.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, again, let's talk about how weird it
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 3: is that it pinpointed the future and is lampooning it
• 1:37:44
  Speaker 3: at the same time. Yeah. Frighteningly accurate in its own weird,
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 3: disturbing way.
• 1:37:49
  Speaker 5: Japan was buying up Harvard. They moved Harvard brick by
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 5: brick to Japan. Maybe China, but.
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 3: They bought all of the Ivy League schools.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they bought all the Ivy Leagues.
• 1:37:59
  Speaker 3: They were starting on the Big Ten. So, yeah, America
• 1:38:02
  Speaker 3: was so dumb, we didn't have any colleges left.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 2: They made the comment, it was like, in the future,
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: will there even be any colleges in America anymore?
• 1:38:08
  Speaker 3: Not in America. We're too dumb. But you can go
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 3: to Japan.
• 1:38:13
  Speaker 5: Go learn over there.
• 1:38:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, the other future world, that GPS they had in
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 3: Pinky's van.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 3: It was not great, but again, we weren't really using
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 3: those yet in 1990. He said the same thing every
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 3: kid does when you handle a map now yeah what
• 1:38:30
  Speaker 3: do you do with it how the hell.
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 2: Do you use this I'd like to say that all
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: in all I enjoyed this movie aside from the imaginary
• 1:38:39
  Speaker 2: pain that I feel in some of the scenes but
• 1:38:43
  Speaker 2: yeah I.
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 3: Liked it a lot. Just for the crazy future world,
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 3: if nothing else. But then again, I think even most
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 3: of the performances for what they're trying to do, I
• 1:38:53
  Speaker 3: think our villain's really cool. I think Corey's as likable
• 1:38:56
  Speaker 3: as he always is. Patricia showed up. I don't know.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: She only has so much to do in this role.
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 3: So was she sleeping with all the roller boys?
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: That's kind of what I got to find from her.
• 1:39:08
  Speaker 3: She definitely was. pretending like she will again i think
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 3: she's doing that same thing that every undercover cop does
• 1:39:14
  Speaker 3: it's like okay i gotta go so far in that
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 3: i look like i'm legit but at the same time
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 3: i don't want to do this.
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 5: So she says there's something she's like i've done things
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 5: for this that i don't want to.
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: Do so i'm sure she had to.
• 1:39:27
  Speaker 3: Cross a line or two along the way but she
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 3: still didn't seem thrilled with the fact that she was
• 1:39:32
  Speaker 3: doing what she was doing.
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 5: I don't know I thought it was enjoyable. I mean,
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 5: I wasn't on my phone, so. And I didn't fall asleep.
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 3: There you go. High five.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 5: High five for me not falling asleep.
• 1:39:44
  Speaker 2: That was a shitty high five. There we go.
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 3: Now, you did comment at the end there, they weren't
• 1:39:51
  Speaker 3: wearing seatbelts.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: I was concerned for the safety. He wasn't even looking
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: at the fucking road when he was- You know that?
• 1:39:55
  Speaker 3: Again, I said every movie, nobody looks at the fucking road.
• 1:39:58
  Speaker 2: And they had like a can of crushed soda sitting
• 1:40:01
  Speaker 2: on the dashboard, like not in a can, like- Not
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 2: in like a cup holder. I'm like, that's going to
• 1:40:06
  Speaker 2: be a sticky mess.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: Hanging precariously on the edge. Just waiting to fall.
• 1:40:10
  Speaker 2: It was just sitting on the dashboard, guys. It wasn't
• 1:40:13
  Speaker 2: even like cup holder. Just sitting there.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: Corey, we're going to have to have a talk. You
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 3: know how.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 2: Sticky crushed soda is when it gets in the carpet?
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 2: Because that doesn't come out.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: But I stand by this post-apocalyptic dystopian future where everything's
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 3: falling apart. Fuck seatbelts.
• 1:40:31
  Speaker 2: Dude.
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 3: The same reason none of those kids were wearing helmets.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 3: Because in the future, everything's falling apart. You don't wear
• 1:40:39
  Speaker 3: helmets when you're rollerblading.
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: That's how you spin out the herd.
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 5: 90s, we didn't wear helmets.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 3: Shit.
• 1:40:44
  Speaker 5: I mean, when we rollerblade, even like, well, I mean,
• 1:40:47
  Speaker 5: when we skateboard. But I mean, I don't think anybody,
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 5: I didn't see anybody wear helmets. Even bicycles. Nowadays, you
• 1:40:54
  Speaker 5: see everybody wearing helmets. Hell, you see people walking around
• 1:40:56
  Speaker 5: with fucking helmets on.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 3: You don't need a helmet.
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: In this future. He didn't need to worry about sterilizing people.
• 1:41:02
  Speaker 3: They're all just going to have head wounds.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 5: Head injuries. I didn't need a helmet. Look at me.
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 5: I turn out just fine.
• 1:41:08
  Speaker 3: Okay. You don't wear a helmet.
• 1:41:11
  Speaker 5: Multiple traumatic brain injuries, but I'm good.
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 3: But you might wear a tiny cowboy hat. You know,
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: you were so jealous of her outfit. Don't pretend.
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 2: What was that?
• 1:41:19
  Speaker 3: Fringe and extra fringe.
• 1:41:22
  Speaker 5: A little pink plastic gun.
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: But only if her rollerblades had been looking like cowboy boots.
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 5: That would have been awesome.
• 1:41:29
  Speaker 2: That would have been so rowdy.
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 3: I don't think they had enough budget in the cops room.
• 1:41:35
  Speaker 3: They couldn't afford that.
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 2: Things that go over your boots.
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 3: Spats.
• 1:41:41
  Speaker 2: No, just like Halloween costumes. You don't really wear boots.
• 1:41:46
  Speaker 2: You just wear this little thing that goes over your shoes.
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 3: Were you dressed as Jesse last time?
• 1:41:51
  Speaker 2: No, but there was so much fringe. Jesse might have
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: worn that.
• 1:41:54
  Speaker 3: Jesse might have worn that.
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 2: It was fringe on fringe on fringe.
• 1:41:58
  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord. So, yeah, that's how we go out on
• 1:42:01
  Speaker 3: this movie. We're heading to Oregon. And do you think
• 1:42:05
  Speaker 3: we need a sequel on this one?
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: They set it up for a sequel.
• 1:42:07
  Speaker 3: They definitely set it up for a sequel, because all
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 3: the good guys go off and ride off into the
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 3: sunset in their RV.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: And the bad guy tells that he makes a reference
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: to the Pacific Northwest.
• 1:42:16
  Speaker 3: Pacific Northwest. That's where he wants to invest in, and
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 3: that's where he's going to be.
• 1:42:20
  Speaker 5: But it's like, dude, if you're in jail, then you
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 5: shouldn't be allowed to have your little business guy in there,
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 5: and you shouldn't be spray painting in your jail cell cell.
• 1:42:28
  Speaker 3: But he likes to huff the fumes, man. I guess. Alright,
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: so sequel is what we're looking for, which I already
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 3: said is kind of that other weapon.
• 1:42:38
  Speaker 2: I think it's a little bit late for that one.
• 1:42:41
  Speaker 3: I don't know. They keep pulling out some really old
• 1:42:44
  Speaker 3: properties and doing sequels, so you never know.
• 1:42:48
  Speaker 5: Prayer of the.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 3: Rollerboys 2 colon, what's the colon going to be? Ramrod Returns.
• 1:42:54
  Speaker 5: You know, son of Ramrod.
• 1:42:56
  Speaker 2: Day of the Rope.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 5: Day of the Rope.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 3: Day of the Rope. Day of the Rope.
• 1:42:59
  Speaker 2: Day of the Rope. Put the little arm thing.
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah, the arm salutes are kind of dumb.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: I mean, the Heil Hitler's still old. We've all seen
• 1:43:10
  Speaker 3: that one. That's boring these days. We need some sort
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: of elbow action.
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 5: It's the double fist.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 3: That was like the elbow sex, but without the sex.
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  Speaker 3: They're just elbow masturbation.
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  Speaker 5: As he's driving by the random guys that are just
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 5: doing the elbow things. But he's not even looking at them,
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  Speaker 5: so they're just kind of doing it.
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  Speaker 3: But they're doing their part. They're supporting the heathens. Supporting
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 3: the god-awful racist. I had fun. And our ankles hurt
• 1:43:40
  Speaker 3: just watching.
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  Speaker 2: Who would they even cast in a sequel at this point?
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  Speaker 5: Corey Feldman.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know Feldman would show up. He'd want to
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 3: be the new bad guy. I look like this now.
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  Speaker 3: Don't ask any questions.
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  Speaker 5: I would say you'd try to go for the new
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  Speaker 5: good guy.
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  Speaker 3: He would think that, but he's not.
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  Speaker 5: He's got to avenge.
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  Speaker 2: In between the movies, something happened to Haim, and he
• 1:44:03
  Speaker 2: has to avenge.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 2: He's going to do the exact same thing that happened
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 2: to Big Wolf on campus. I have to avenge Haim!
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  Speaker 5: See, honestly, honestly.
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  Speaker 3: Corey, how did you get in here?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 5: Honestly, I didn't know that Haim wasn't in this movie,
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 5: or that Feldman wasn't in this movie. So, like, halfway through.
• 1:44:21
  Speaker 3: The movie, I'm like, where's Feldman at? Where's Feldman at?
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  Speaker 5: When's he going to show up?
• 1:44:25
  Speaker 2: Because, surprisingly enough, they can do movies without each other.
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  Speaker 3: Thank God. For Haim's sake, they got to do a
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 3: good amount of movies not together.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 2: But yet their best movies were together. Lost Boys is
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 2: fucking awesome. Lost Boys is awesome.
• 1:44:38
  Speaker 3: License to Drive is at least doing its thing. Hey.
• 1:44:40
  Speaker 3: Dream a Little Dream, I have not watched since the
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 3: original time.
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  Speaker 2: I liked Dream a Little Dream.
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  Speaker 3: It's so Feldman-ish.
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  Speaker 5: I don't remember it.
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  Speaker 3: I blocked out a good portion of it.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 5: I can't remember it.
• 1:44:52
  Speaker 2: I need to watch it.
• 1:44:53
  Speaker 3: I guess I could revisit it at some point.
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 5: We watched it, but I don't remember it.
• 1:44:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah, because you didn't remember the girl doing the hot
• 1:44:58
  Speaker 2: dance in the gym.
• 1:44:59
  Speaker 3: Huh?
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 2: Isn't that Meredith? That one song that I like. Yeah,
• 1:45:02
  Speaker 2: the one who's married to Patton Oswalt.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah. We talked to her, sort of. We were in
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: her vicinity.
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  Speaker 2: That song is awesome. And I don't care what anybody says.
• 1:45:10
  Speaker 2: Did I put that on when we were still doing
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 2: the soundtrack thing?
• 1:45:13
  Speaker 3: We're still doing them now. You're just slacking off.
• 1:45:15
  Speaker 2: No, I'm saying, did I put that in there?
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  Speaker 3: What song is it? I don't think so.
• 1:45:18
  Speaker 2: I thought I did.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know. We can go back and figure it out.
• 1:45:21
  Speaker 3: If not, we need to do another soundtrack episode anyway.
• 1:45:25
  Speaker 3: You start working on your list.
• 1:45:26
  Speaker 2: Ask me again and I'll fucking scream.
• 1:45:30
  Speaker 3: I'm trying to look it up.
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  Speaker 5: Okay, well, I didn't know you were trying to look
• 1:45:32
  Speaker 5: it up.
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  Speaker 2: I can't remember the name of the song.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 5: I'm used to everybody just ignoring me, so.
• 1:45:36
  Speaker 3: When do I ignore you? All the time.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. I want to punch you in the face.
• 1:45:42
  Speaker 2: Domestic abuse is not okay, but you're making me question it.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, Lord.
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  Speaker 2: I'm finding the song. I have to go through the
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 2: Liberty Mutual commercial first.
• 1:45:58
  Speaker 3: You're looking at the soundtrack. Oh, that song. Oh, that's
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 3: Michael Damien, isn't it?
• 1:46:05
  Speaker 2: It's David Essex.
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. Around that time, Michael Damien did
• 1:46:09
  Speaker 3: his cover of that. Oh. That they played to death.
• 1:46:12
  Speaker 3: And it's the only reason I know who the fuck
• 1:46:14
  Speaker 3: Michael Damien is. Because I think he's a soap actor.
• 1:46:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know that one. All I know is this one.
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 3: At the time, I think that's all he did was
• 1:46:21
  Speaker 3: a soap actor. And then he covered that song.
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: Oh, you didn't see his sleeveless.
• 1:46:27
  Speaker 5: I can see sleeveless.
• 1:46:35
  Speaker 2: It's a fucking amazing song. We should put that song
• 1:46:40
  Speaker 2: in this episode.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: It has nothing to do with the movie.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 2: I don't care.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 3: When we've got all these awesome songs from the soundtrack,
• 1:46:46
  Speaker 3: we could do... I know, right?
• 1:46:50
  Speaker 5: Like that one song.
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: That one song almost sounds like an excess.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 2: Put one of Cory's songs on there. Cory sings.
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: Oh, no. Bust out his keyboard.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 2: Hey, no, he sings. He sings.
• 1:47:01
  Speaker 3: I've seen him with a keyboard.
• 1:47:03
  Speaker 2: Hey, one of his songs isn't bad.
• 1:47:04
  Speaker 3: Do you know which one it is? No.
• 1:47:07
  Speaker 2: Because it keeps trying to tell me fucking Feldman.
• 1:47:26
  Speaker 3: Is this how you want to go out?
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: Well, it could be the other one. Hold on. If
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 2: you think the other one could be better, hold on. What?
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 5: Wow.
• 1:47:44
  Speaker 3: No is my answer.
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: Hold on, it gets better.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: I think this is the one you need to.
• 1:47:54
  Speaker 5: Go out on because this fits the movie.
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 3: It is very 90s. It sounds so much like C
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: & C Music Factory. Well, what else can we do
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 3: but go out on this? It's been quite... a ride here.
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 3: Thank you for going on this journey. Welcome to the
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: dystopian future that is.
• 1:48:26
  Speaker 2: Prayer of the Rollerboys.
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 3: Otherwise, that about does it. We will return next time.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 3: Same geek feed. Thanks for listening.
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 1:48:38
  Speaker 3: Poor bastards.
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 2: I'm so tired.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 5: Ooh, yeah, just keep it coming like a madman. You
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 5: got me running. Feel the rhythm and feel the bass.
• 1:49:27
  Speaker 3: Come on, move your.
• 1:49:29
  Speaker 5: Body at a steady pace.
• 1:49:32
  Speaker 3: No time.
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 7: To wait, because the night is young.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 5: I want to feel sweat drip on my tongue. You
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 5: got the flavor, but now I'm stuck.
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 2: I think I'm in love. I'm all shook up.
• 1:49:46
  Speaker 5: I want the night to stay.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 2: Do you like it?
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 5: Like it?
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: Do you like it like that?
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 3: Do you like it? Like it?
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 5: Do you like.
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 2: It like that?
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 7: Come on, baby, get wet.
• 1:50:36
  Speaker 4: Do you like it?
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 5: Do you like it like that? Do you like it?
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 3: Do you like it like that?
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 7: Do you like it?
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 2: Come on, baby, get wet. Everybody dance now.
• 1:50:50
  Speaker 3: Is that not the same thing? It's very similar.
• 1:50:54
  Speaker 5: It's the exact same thing.
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• 1:50:58
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• 1:51:02
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