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Hour 1 – Overhyped Golden Dome · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go. Welcome, It's our number one, our number
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  Speaker 1: our number one. Did Marcus Freeman, that's the coach at
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  Speaker 1: Notre Dame and his squad get out coached, out played,
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  Speaker 1: or out prepared as they go down to the University
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  Speaker 1: of Miami? And are you buying that? The Hurricanes, the Canes,
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  Speaker 1: the you are back as an apex predator in college football.
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  Speaker 1: Will discuss that and what happened to that fighting Irish
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  Speaker 1: defense and offensive line, the much balllyhooed offensive line pushed
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  Speaker 1: around by Miami's defense, and that fighting Irish defense not
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  Speaker 1: all that impressive. We'll talk about that and more right
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  Speaker 1: college football from Rainy South FLOORID and there was the
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  Speaker 1: Island Game in college football on Sunday Sunday Night, made
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  Speaker 1: for TV extravaganza. You have the national following good versus evil. Well,
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  Speaker 1: back in the old days it was Catholics versus convicts.
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  Speaker 1: But they don't say that anymore. Well some people do.
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  Speaker 1: But there you had the old school batch. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know if you're watching this or not. I had it
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  Speaker 1: on the background. I was not fully engaged in they
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  Speaker 1: put I had it on the background. I was observing
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  Speaker 1: consuming the product. So if you didn't see this, it
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  Speaker 1: came down to a dramatic finish as the fighting Irish
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  Speaker 1: should rally back to tie the game, and then the
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  Speaker 1: Hurricanes and their idiot kickers somebody named Carter Davis, which
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  Speaker 1: sounds like he's on the PGA tour somewhere. But Carter
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  Speaker 1: Davis hit a forty seven yard field goal with a
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  Speaker 1: little over a minute to go on the clock, the
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  Speaker 1: go ahead score, and did Notre Dame come back and
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  Speaker 1: win the game? Now they did not Carson Beck, the
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  Speaker 1: old Georgia quarterback, Carson Beck two hundred five yards a
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  Speaker 1: couple of touchdowns in his Miami debut, and the Hurricanes
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  Speaker 1: who came in. Is there anything more useless than a
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  Speaker 1: preseason ranking in college football? He do that for TV.
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  Speaker 1: But anyway, Carson Beck two hundred five yards. Miami came
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  Speaker 1: into the year ranked tenth, and so they knock off
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  Speaker 1: Notre Dame that was ranked six, twenty seven to twenty
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  Speaker 1: four of the final in favor of the fellas from
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  Speaker 1: South Florida. So the better story, though, is in the
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  Speaker 1: losing locker room. We maintained that position. The better story
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  Speaker 1: is in the losing locker room. So let us discuss
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  Speaker 1: the question did coach Marcus Freeman's Notre Dame squad get
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  Speaker 1: out coached, out played, or out prepared, because for much
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  Speaker 1: of this game they were doing next to nothing.
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  Speaker 2: Now, they didn't come back and tie the game.
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  Speaker 1: But I've got daily double zombies and mirage, and we
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  Speaker 1: will combine all of these things together and we are
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  Speaker 1: going to make cotton candy, which is kind of what
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  Speaker 1: that Notre Dame defense was like. For stretches in this game,
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  Speaker 1: they were like cotton candy. So a the biggest gripe,
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  Speaker 1: and I have no skin in the game on this,
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  Speaker 1: but my biggest gripe if you're looking objectively about Notre Dame,
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  Speaker 1: is that they they came out, they were not ready
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  Speaker 1: for the beginning of the game here and there's no
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  Speaker 1: exhibition games in college football.
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  Speaker 2: This is how it goes.
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  Speaker 1: We've seen this a lot, but your big bad Notre Dame,
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  Speaker 1: and it was like the sleepy fighting Irish.
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  Speaker 2: There were the sleepy Irish there. Beginning of the game.
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  Speaker 1: Took them about, by my malor estimate, about seventy five
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  Speaker 1: percent of the game roughly to figure things out. And
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  Speaker 1: so generally speaking, they don't tell you to do that.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't bode.
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  Speaker 2: Well for winning.
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  Speaker 1: And a notre name was down by not one but
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  Speaker 1: two touchdowns twenty one to seven going to the fourth
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  Speaker 1: quarter at seven points over the first three quarters of
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  Speaker 1: the game, and so it was an uphill battle. They
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  Speaker 1: have a new quarterback now in South Bend, the great CJ.
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  Speaker 1: Carr who CJ. Carr, who was spotty and as some
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  Speaker 1: people go, he was great. Okay, made some plays late. Overall,
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  Speaker 1: the numbers do not look all that bad if you're
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  Speaker 1: a casual observer of college football. He finished with two
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  Speaker 1: hundred and twenty something yards passing and the nineteen completions
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  Speaker 1: and all that, a couple of touchdowns. Did have an
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  Speaker 1: interception which bounced all over the place, and a rushing
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  Speaker 1: score with three twenty one to go in the game.
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  Speaker 1: That was what tied the game up. However, he was
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  Speaker 1: missing and when I was watching and I had it
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  Speaker 1: on the background, he was missing what looked to be
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  Speaker 1: open receivers. I saw multiple miss throws there that could
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  Speaker 1: have should have would have been either big play, scoring
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  Speaker 1: plays or whatnot. So there was that, and you also
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  Speaker 1: have the fact that he's got the build up which
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  Speaker 1: they mentioned to Timer two, the grandson of an old
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  Speaker 1: Michigan coach, Lloyd Carr. Although you could say, you know,
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  Speaker 1: you can go down the list of anybody else name
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  Speaker 1: car David Carr, big big moment, not getting it done,
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  Speaker 1: that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, the new Notre Dame quarterback.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, not not horrific, not terrible, anything like that. But
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  Speaker 1: now the Golden Omers, so you can get the schedule,
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  Speaker 1: they're behind the eight balls. Well it's one game. There's
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  Speaker 1: now a bunch of teams getting the playoffs, so it's
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  Speaker 1: not the end of the world and all that, but
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  Speaker 1: you are behind the eight ball if your Notre Dame
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  Speaker 1: at this particular point. You start out zero to one
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  Speaker 1: and then suddenly everything snowballs and everything comes a referendum.
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  Speaker 1: You start losing. You lose another game that you're like, well,
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  Speaker 1: that's the game we should have won. We lost that,
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  Speaker 1: but we lost the first game. Then starts stacking up
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  Speaker 1: and up next the Irish have a little bit of
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  Speaker 1: a break and they will play Texas A and M
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  Speaker 1: and Purdue. I'm sick and tired of losing to Purdue.
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  Speaker 1: They'll play those games in South Bend, and then they
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  Speaker 1: go on the road after that and play a second
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  Speaker 1: division SEC team in Arkansas after that. All right, So
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  Speaker 1: the other part about this, when you break the game down,
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  Speaker 1: what happened to the fighting Irish defense and the offensive line.
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  Speaker 1: When I was looking at the different matchups in college
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  Speaker 1: football and I was observing the breathless blow by blow
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  Speaker 1: reporting on what the teams are going to be like
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  Speaker 1: this year, there was a lot of chatter about how
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  Speaker 1: great the offensive line was going to be for Notre
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  Speaker 1: Dame and how their defense was gonna be wonderful. I
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  Speaker 1: was not impressed. I was not impressed. Well you Notre
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  Speaker 1: Dame out a change to win the game. Well, you'd
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  Speaker 1: be such a hater. All right, let me explain. So
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  Speaker 1: the defense supposed to be elite. I didn't see elite.
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  Speaker 1: Did you see elite? Maybe maybe I missed it. Maybe
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  Speaker 1: I had to come out on the background, So maybe
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  Speaker 1: I missed the elite defense because I didn't see that.
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  Speaker 1: I was told this is a nasty defense.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't really see that.
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  Speaker 1: And this is going to be the thing that pushes
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  Speaker 1: them because they have a first time started quarterback CJ. Carr,
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  Speaker 1: So this defense was going to lead them there and
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  Speaker 1: all that and now Carson Beck, who some people think
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  Speaker 1: is going to be wonderful playing the NFL. And Carson Beck,
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  Speaker 1: I believe he tried to go to the NFL and
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  Speaker 1: the NFL said, you're not really really ready. I remember
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  Speaker 1: reading about that, hearing about that. Anyway, Beck took the
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  Speaker 1: nil bag. He goes down to Miami and he had
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  Speaker 1: surgery on his elbow between the end of last season
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  Speaker 1: and this season. He walks into hard Rock Stadium, and
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  Speaker 1: by college football standards, he carved up what was supposed
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  Speaker 1: to be a great Miami defense for again about three
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  Speaker 1: quarters of the game, like it was a Thanksgiving turkey,
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  Speaker 1: and so he had that and then the numbers were
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  Speaker 1: there and he got the big check and all that
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  Speaker 1: good for him.
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  Speaker 2: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: The offensive line, though, which is supposed to be the
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  Speaker 1: meat and potatoes. Again this is based on the scouting
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  Speaker 1: report on the fighting irish here the offensive line, which
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  Speaker 1: Freeman's talked up the head coach there, you look at
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  Speaker 1: them and they were like manhandled at times by the
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  Speaker 1: University of Miami defense in the trench warfare, which did
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  Speaker 1: not go for much of this game in favor of
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  Speaker 1: Notre Dame. And for now you put Notre Dame. I
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  Speaker 1: have them down on my scorecard as overhyped, over ranked,
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  Speaker 1: did not look like the sixth team in the country
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  Speaker 1: for the first three quarters of that game. And the
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  Speaker 1: fact that they lost the game, you say, you say,
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  Speaker 1: under delivering in that first game. And he said, well,
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  Speaker 1: it's not fair. It's only one game. Well, okay, this
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  Speaker 1: is all we have to judge them on at this
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  Speaker 1: particular point is one game. And they've got the biggest
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  Speaker 1: brand in all of college football.
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  Speaker 2: You know it, I know it, every man, woman and
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  Speaker 2: child knows it. Notre Dame.
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  Speaker 1: That's it, right. They are bigger than college football. They
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  Speaker 1: represent an entire religion. And they went out there and
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  Speaker 1: played like zombies. They played like zombies for a good
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  Speaker 1: stretch of that night in prime time, in prime time.
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  Speaker 1: And Marcus Free he's got all you know, he's been
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  Speaker 1: to the Tony Robbins Seminar's got all the buzzwords, all
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  Speaker 1: the terms where he's got everything on culture, grit, we've
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  Speaker 1: got all that, Notre Dame football, physicality, all that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, and the lights.
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  Speaker 1: Went on there. Little rainy, little condition is not the greatest,
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  Speaker 1: but that's what you expect South Florida this time of
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  Speaker 1: the year, and they they bent and eventually broke because
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  Speaker 1: they lost the game. And now they can play the
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  Speaker 1: blame game, which is always a fun game to play
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  Speaker 1: the blame game. Who do you blame? Who? Who you're
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  Speaker 1: gonna blame? All right, So you're supposed to be the
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  Speaker 1: sixth ranked team according to the preseason rankings, and these
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  Speaker 1: early season made for TV games measuring early measuring stick, right,
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  Speaker 1: early measuring stick. You don't get any kind of mulligan
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  Speaker 1: in college football. And where was that that close out punch?
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  Speaker 1: They they did come back, right, they came a little
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  Speaker 1: magic fourth quarter magic. But you don't get credit for
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  Speaker 1: fourth quarter magic when you lose the game. When you
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  Speaker 1: lose the game, you don't get credit for coming back
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  Speaker 1: and tying the game because you lost it on a
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  Speaker 1: field goal late, So you don't get credit for that.
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  Speaker 1: That's generally how that works. Close, But no victory cigar
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  Speaker 1: for the fighting average. Now on the other side, the
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  Speaker 1: last word here, are you buying the Miami Hurricanes are
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  Speaker 1: back Miami football? If you're old, you remember when Miami
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  Speaker 1: dominated college football million years ago, back in the Stone age?
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  Speaker 1: And are they back? Are they an apex predator now?
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  Speaker 1: In college football. The Hurricanes have returned, so the U
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  Speaker 1: is back. No, I'm not there yet either. I'm not Listen.
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  Speaker 1: There were some good things there for the Hurricanes, and
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  Speaker 1: you look at the big picture. They've been teasing you
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  Speaker 1: for several years there in Miami. Mario Cristobal, the coach
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  Speaker 1: who was supposed to fix everything, hasn't fixed everything yet.
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  Speaker 1: Does this count as a signature win for you? Beat
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  Speaker 1: Notre Dame? And I saw the stat Notre Dame hasn't
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  Speaker 1: beaten Miami in Miami since nineteen seventy seven. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: they don't play all the time. They don't play every year.
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  Speaker 1: They did for a stretch, but they don't play every year.
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  Speaker 1: So anyway, the coaching staff there, Mario Crystabaul Miami. They're
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  Speaker 1: all excited they won the game. He but ild I
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  Speaker 1: would hold off on the parade down Biscayne Boulevard there yet,
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  Speaker 1: so we can crank up the old pump on the brakes.
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  Speaker 1: You can pump the brakes right there, pump the brakes
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  Speaker 1: on this. And again he said, well, it's unfair. You're
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  Speaker 1: saying you're ripping Notre Dame. And I haven't taken the
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  Speaker 1: shots to Notre Dame because they had higher expectations than Miami,
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  Speaker 1: even though Miami was a top ten team. He just
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  Speaker 1: look at this and he's like, is this I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna say I'm in on this again. The quarterback look good.
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  Speaker 1: I thought that Carson beck Beck for stretches looked good.
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  Speaker 1: He was relatively solid, didn't throw up in his cleats,
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  Speaker 1: which is always a step in the right through the
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  Speaker 1: bar is very low. You did not puke in your cleats.
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  Speaker 1: And not the second coming of Vinnie Testa Verdi or
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  Speaker 1: Dick and Dayton's favorite quarterback Bernie Kozar, not the reincarnation
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  Speaker 1: of either one of those guys. And the Kings had
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  Speaker 1: that player last year who was the number one overall
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  Speaker 1: pick the entire draft, and he's now playing toiling with
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  Speaker 1: the Tennessee Titans. It didn't really matter that they by
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  Speaker 1: NFL standards, they had a top quarterback last year and
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  Speaker 1: put up some nice numbers in Miami didn't. The end
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  Speaker 1: was not standing there smiling and flexing and all that stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So the other part of this being a little gun
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  Speaker 1: shy with the Miami Hurricanes is that they've I feel
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  Speaker 1: like they've done this kind of thing. They don't do
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  Speaker 1: it every year, but the last like ten years or so,
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  Speaker 1: there have been some teases. There's been some molmons here
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  Speaker 1: where they've come out of the gates and they've gotten
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  Speaker 1: a nice win, and then they they have the flashy opener,
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  Speaker 1: the Rasmataz. It was all excited, all right. There, you go, Miami,
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  Speaker 1: get old national attention going there, and then by week
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  Speaker 1: number six they're losing to They play Louisville. In weeks
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  Speaker 1: they lose to Louisville, There'll be seven people watching that
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  Speaker 1: game and they'll lose, right and you have the defense
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  Speaker 1: that was, I guess supposed to be Miami defense. You know,
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  Speaker 1: we didn't know what to expect. We thought they'd be okay,
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  Speaker 1: and they were good for a good stretch of the game.
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  Speaker 1: But late in the game Notre Dame was able to
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  Speaker 1: get back and tie the game, and there was some
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  Speaker 1: mistakes for the defense there late in the game and
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  Speaker 1: gave up seventeen points in the fourth quarter. And so
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  Speaker 1: that's your statement win early for the Miami Hurricanes. It's
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  Speaker 1: also a warning sign. It's a bit of a warning
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  Speaker 1: sign in there that you're supposed to close the game
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  Speaker 1: out and not have to depend on your idiot kicker
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  Speaker 1: there to win the game late and they were clinging.
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  Speaker 1: They were holding on like a cart a cat hanging
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  Speaker 1: on to a screen door, just trying to hold on.
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  Speaker 1: And I was like, oh man, anyway, it is the
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• 18:06
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• 18:10
  Speaker 1: here Paige doan Furducks is happy Labor Day, Ben, I'm
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: glad to see you're celebrating it by working. Yes, well,
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: it's radio. I chose to go into a profession that
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: never closes. It does not. You know those nice little
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: cute podcast people. Skip no podcast that day. We'll skip
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• 18:34
  Speaker 1: all night, every night. Jason and Cannes City Right, since
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: says ten out of ten on the Mallar monologue, Ben,
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: Miami might be better this year. But as you say,
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: they often tease us. Also, the ACC might be hard
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: for them to win with Florida State and Georgia Tech
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: also looking impressives. Jason in Cans City see super markets.
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: Steve writes and says, what is the best thing that
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: is double barreled? I think the answer is obvious, but
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: I could be wrong, and he says, you have a
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: shotguns NFL Monday Night Football and Malard Show Live Reads.
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: Well, it's obviously Malors Show Live Reads.
• 19:16
  Speaker 1: Listen. My problem I do too many live reads. We
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: nail them, and then the company they want me to
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: do more live reads, and so.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: That's what happens. You do them too well, I should
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: do I should.
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: Do I should do them temp. I hear some of
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: these other guys do these live reads and it's like
• 19:28
  Speaker 1: they're reading word for word and they it's almost like
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: they don't even know how to read, which is really bad.
• 19:33
  Speaker 1: That's really when you don't know how to read and
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: you're reading the copy, that's like, that's not good. I'm
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: not naming names. I'm not naming names. I'm just saying
• 19:39
  Speaker 1: I'm just saying. This is a lot JJ from Renton,
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: he writes, and he says, Ben, you were supposed to
• 19:45
  Speaker 1: open up your first segment with the Sounders beating Miami
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: and Messiah.
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I somehow missed that. I did not I did not
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: get that memo.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Truck Stop Fungus writes in he says, you're so excited
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Ben to get to work, you forgot tweet. You guys
• 20:01
  Speaker 1: get so worked off. If I don't send the rundown
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: right away, you guys freak out. You lose your you
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: lose your marble. They don't need it, they don't. That's
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: an addics, but that's an added bonus. The rundown is
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: not is not needy. And know these other dopes that
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: work you do a rundown of what they're going to
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: talk about. They don't do that, do they know? They'll say, well,
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I'm on right now, here's a link, listen to me.
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: And if I don't send you what the one of
• 20:27
  Speaker 1: the things, I don't even put the topics in there
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: all the time, like what I'm actually gonna talk about.
• 20:30
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll throw a curveball at you. But these guys
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: get so offended, they're so upset. Oh, you're going to
• 20:35
  Speaker 1: tell me exactly what you're gonna do. No, I don't
• 20:37
  Speaker 1: do not have to tell you exactly suck at all.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: But anyway, we will take your ravishing comments. And uh,
• 20:46
  Speaker 1: mister Irrigation is trying to get me to talk about racing,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: which is is there was college football this week and
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: he's but he's also mentioning like I think I'm good.
• 20:56
  Speaker 1: I think uh, I think I'm okay. I don't think
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: we need to go down that road. Not that I
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: don't appreciate you, Misterrigation. I'm just saying, let's go to
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: the phones. Let's say hello, dude, trucker Shane, who's in
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: the leadoff chair. Do not let me down, truck or Shane.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: You're in South Dakota, is that actor? Yeah, ma'am, you
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: sound very you sound very excited about that.
• 21:20
  Speaker 5: Oh, I'm bored to death out here. Know it's a
• 21:22
  Speaker 5: bad land. There's nothing out here.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: So yeah, so I've wanted to go to the bad lands.
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: I've never been there.
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: I've seen photos. It looks pretty cool. But you're saying
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: it's not worth the trip. Is that what you're saying.
• 21:32
  Speaker 5: Well, I had nights, I don't have a fog. It's
• 21:35
  Speaker 5: just like, I'm bored to death, man, I just wanted
• 21:37
  Speaker 5: to be over I don't want to be out here.
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: You two kids can be a truck driver. I just
• 21:42
  Speaker 1: wanted to be over with. I just want to get
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: off the road. I want to go the nightmare. Yeah,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: how thick is the fog?
• 21:52
  Speaker 5: I can't see cam feet in front.
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: Of me, So that's exciting. So it's not safe to drive?
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: Have you pulled over for the night? Are you just
• 21:59
  Speaker 1: going to stop on the side of now?
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: I'm actually head of the Sturgis right now. I got
• 22:06
  Speaker 5: to be there in the morning, so I got a
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: little while longer to go. So I'm just trying to
• 22:10
  Speaker 5: fly through this, okay.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: And you don't have rad you don't have radar on
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: the truck, so you're you're driving you're driving blind?
• 22:16
  Speaker 6: Huh, I'm not blind.
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: I mean I could see ten feet in front of me.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: There's enough time to stop though, I don't know no, no,
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: but here yeah, okay, Well, hopefully no one else is
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: on the road. Right it's South Dakota. Everyone's in bed right,
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: there's not many people out right there.
• 22:35
  Speaker 5: All the losers are out of here driving right now?
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: Only And how long have you been a truck driver?
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: Unfortunately eighteen years.
• 22:42
  Speaker 1: Oh, you've been doing this a long time. You're you're
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: a veteran. You're a veteran. You've been doing this a while, stupid. Yeah,
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: what was your other options? What were your other options
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: other than.
• 22:51
  Speaker 5: Truck I was I was a firefighter before this.
• 22:55
  Speaker 1: Oh really that's a good job, firefighter.
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and then I got into this. My mistake here?
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: How does one get into that? By mistake?
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: Do?
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: I mean? You guys make a lot of money, right?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: Your truck drivers are on the road all the time.
• 23:05
  Speaker 5: Though, right, I can't make one. I can't make one
• 23:08
  Speaker 5: fifty years. It's not worth it. I got into it.
• 23:11
  Speaker 5: I call it a wrong number by accident, and they said, oh,
• 23:14
  Speaker 5: don't hang up. You want to become a truck driver?
• 23:18
  Speaker 1: Really you dialed? You had a job you liked, being
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: a firefighter.
• 23:23
  Speaker 5: I was a firefighter, called the wrong number to a
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: truck driving store one and he said, you know, if
• 23:27
  Speaker 5: you do this, youcret have this job in six months.
• 23:30
  Speaker 5: That was eighteen years ago, and I'm still out of
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: here driving in stupid trucks.
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, can't ask you a question.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Lorena wants to ask you a question.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: Do you have one of those cool trucks that has
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: like the bed in the back and like a full kitchen.
• 23:45
  Speaker 6: Yes, I have all that.
• 23:46
  Speaker 7: That was so sick. If I was ever a truck driver,
• 23:49
  Speaker 7: that's what I would need any time, and everything in
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: my feet.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: He does not seem happy, though, LORRAINO.
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: Wonderful to wake up at my job every morning.
• 24:06
  Speaker 2: And you still have to go to the truck stop
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: to shower, right, so it's not like.
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: You know the shower A thousand guys you the shower
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: before you, and they.
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: All they all smell They all smell really good, right,
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: they don't smell.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: Like, Yeah, it's so wonderful.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah you too. You two kids can be a truck driver.
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: Boy, this is quite the can throw your life away?
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Yes, well, how many more years are.
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: You going to do this?
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: Shane? And then what do you mean?
• 24:34
  Speaker 5: I'm retiring in January?
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Okay? Oh look you've only got a few more months
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: to go. It's almost September. Now, you're almost there, all right.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You believe in you and you'll never drive it. You'll
• 24:44
  Speaker 1: never drive anywhere again right after. You're being a true.
• 24:50
  Speaker 5: Can I tell you what happened at the place I
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: went to?
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Sure, why not? I don't care.
• 24:55
  Speaker 5: This other truck came into this place and told me
• 24:57
  Speaker 5: to go Parker's truck to wait for the game, to
• 25:00
  Speaker 5: me to get unloaded. And he got a little frisky
• 25:03
  Speaker 5: while he was sitting there, and he thought he would
• 25:05
  Speaker 5: relieve himself. Uh, he wanted to take care of He
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: was excited.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: He was he was looking to uh some gratification there,
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: I got you, all right.
• 25:18
  Speaker 5: So he did not realize that there were cameras on
• 25:20
  Speaker 5: the property watching the parking lot. And the camera is
• 25:25
  Speaker 5: also there's a big screen inside the office, so they
• 25:28
  Speaker 5: could see out into the parking lot. And one camera
• 25:30
  Speaker 5: was directly on his truck. And he did not close
• 25:33
  Speaker 5: his curtains or anything.
• 25:35
  Speaker 2: Oh man, he gave him a show.
• 25:37
  Speaker 5: He was laying in his truck taking care of business,
• 25:40
  Speaker 5: and everyone saw him.
• 25:42
  Speaker 6: Doing this and losing his jobs.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: Wow, that is getting fired over. Yeah, well yeah, I would.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: I mean, you can't be doing that.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: At least at least you got to close the curtains
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: at least there you know, you tail of a truck driver, right.
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, I thought that's stop at those adult
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: entertainment stores, right, like those four they don't have that.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: No Ah, Well, that's a great story, Shane. I'm sorry
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: that people had to witness that at the end of
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: a truck driving career, right there are would be safe
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: out there in the fog shade.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, man, Shane. I liked him.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: He's a character, that guy. I like, Shane having a
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: bad day. You're having a bad day. This guy's stuck
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: in South Dakota driving and fall. You can't see he's
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: driving this basically this massive dinosaur type thing, like the
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: size of a blue whale.
• 26:41
  Speaker 2: And that's it.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Wow, not vision in my head right now, though. It
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: was crazy.
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: That's pretty crazy.
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: That the blinds pretty pretty crazy.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: Let's see here.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: Robbie, the Mariner fan, says, I love that caller the
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: truck driver's self loathing and hatred of his home state.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: It reminds me of me, says Robbie. Then we don't
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: know that was his home state. We just know he
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: was driving through South Dakota. So it's possible he's from
• 27:09
  Speaker 1: another state and Shane's just happened to be driving through
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: South Dakota when the show came on the air. That
• 27:15
  Speaker 1: is conceivable that they're not all there, but a lot
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: of interesting Shane. I hope you know a lot of
• 27:20
  Speaker 1: people giving us feedback here with gifts and memes and
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: things like that to celebrate the fact that you are
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: not very happy at your job, a job that you
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: got by calling the wrong number. Trucker Joe writes in
• 27:35
  Speaker 1: from the Highways and Highways in North America.
• 27:37
  Speaker 2: He knows a thing or two about trucking, he says.
• 27:39
  Speaker 1: Ben, it is a miserable and thankless job with no
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: respect from people around you.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: I don't know a thing or two about that.
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: But some make good money, others don't. For me, it's
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: a love hate relationship. I hate people, but I love
• 27:53
  Speaker 1: the money, and.
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: That's what keeps with Keneley.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we've heard naw Shane says he makes about a
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: buck fifty a year, which is good money. But there's
• 28:02
  Speaker 1: some guys that are making four hundred thousand dollars a year.
• 28:06
  Speaker 1: Of course, for that is wild. Yeah, as a truck driver.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: But okay, I quit.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: I quit.
• 28:11
  Speaker 6: Well.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: The only problem is you have guys. You have to
• 28:14
  Speaker 1: be on the road all the time, and you will
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: not have any kind of normal life. You will not
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: You will get divorced if you're married, Oh no, your
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: kids will hate you. Oh no. It will be flat.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: You sit all day long how horrible is but you'll
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: have a lot of money. See, I would be a
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: truck driver. I remember the episode of The Simpsons when
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: they had this self driving car.
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: Remember I don't know if you know that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: That's an old school episode though, and the truck driver
• 28:37
  Speaker 1: choked on a stake in a cartoon steakhouse in Texas,
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: and then Homer had to complete if I remember it correctly,
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Homer had to complete the trip. But he figured out
• 28:48
  Speaker 1: the trucks drive themselves and you just have to sit
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: there pretend like you're driving. That cool. Of course, the
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: scary thing is they actually start. They're having trucks. Yeah,
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: I mean that was a long, long, long time ago
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: truck and Joe also says it is a nasty world
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: you see at truck stops. I don't have company facing
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: cameras in my truck, but if I did, I would
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: give them a show. So wouldn't they look away. I've
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: only been at I've only been to one truck stop,
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: and I learned a lot. I got an education from
• 29:23
  Speaker 1: moving man Matt out of Boston. He gave me an education.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: I did not know the ins and outs of the
• 29:28
  Speaker 1: truck stop. I had no idea like, what goes on there?
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: I mean been by truck stops. I'd never been inside
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: a truck stop. And so he told me about the
• 29:37
  Speaker 1: vermin they have the lot lizards. I didn't know anything
• 29:39
  Speaker 1: about that. I had no idea. I was like that,
• 29:41
  Speaker 1: you know, big burly guys. I had no idea what
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: a lot lizard was. I was totally naive to that.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go too deep in there because
• 29:47
  Speaker 1: it's getting sticky. Well in the truck there at Shane
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: witness there that was the testicles.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: My right hand was getting a workout.
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: Reek sent it wild night. You had been checks time. Well,
• 30:01
  Speaker 1: listen Areek in Minnesota rights. He says, walking the ten
• 30:05
  Speaker 1: mile loop around my hometown. Congratulations, Areek, Congratulations for you.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: I'm proud of you. You're walking the ten mile loop.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Larry d Rice and says. Shane says, you can join
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: the convoy. Another member of the Mallad militia who hates
• 30:19
  Speaker 1: his job. It's part of being a member of the
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: Mallard militia. Well, that's not necessarily true. Surfer Todd, the comedian,
• 30:27
  Speaker 1: He loves his job all he doesn't smoke Whedon surf
• 30:29
  Speaker 1: all the time. He loves that so way to do it.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: Man can't get enough of it. It is the Ben
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: Malard Show. Let's say hello to Andre in the Commonwealth. Hello, Andre, Welcome,
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: what's going on?
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Ben?
• 30:46
  Speaker 6: It's good to be with you.
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: I hear, I hear Willis I here, Willis Willis, Willis,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: Willis is charged to be with you. Yeah, celebrating and
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Willis is celebrating labored, laboring away barking.
• 31:02
  Speaker 6: Yes, yes, how did they say? Partying is such sweet storry.
• 31:07
  Speaker 6: The summer was glorious. We were fired up. We participated.
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: Sounds like you're working at the kennel. Are you at
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: the kennel? Is there a kennel there? I feel like
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: you're at the kennel. Is there a kennel? No?
• 31:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it has plenty of friends in the neighborhood. But
• 31:21
  Speaker 6: we're not at the kennel currently, you know, we're at
• 31:23
  Speaker 6: the residence Ben, and we got to we got to
• 31:27
  Speaker 6: talk about the situation with Notre Dame. Couldn't move the
• 31:29
  Speaker 6: ball Throughout the ball game. The Canes had them running, scared,
• 31:33
  Speaker 6: the one handed catchers outstanding. Then they got it going.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: That was a great catch. That was a solid catch.
• 31:39
  Speaker 6: Yes, yeah, yeah, that that that that was an instant.
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: That was an instant classic of a catch. But it
• 31:44
  Speaker 6: could battle.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: I could do that too, Andre though if I had
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: I could make a one handed ketch if I had to.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: You know, I'm just saying I thought that was super slick.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: Do you see how he liked super bent his back
• 31:53
  Speaker 7: like this, He was fully extended, almost like a ballerina
• 31:56
  Speaker 7: playing for the cameras.
• 31:57
  Speaker 6: It did, it did. It was some thing beautiful like
• 32:01
  Speaker 6: you would see it a symphony. And then how we
• 32:02
  Speaker 6: learned to make sure that it was a catch. They
• 32:04
  Speaker 6: had to go back to the to the replay to
• 32:06
  Speaker 6: review it, but he most certainly kind of hold it in.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Ten minutes later they figured out it was a Catchdow,
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: it's wait ten minutes.
• 32:12
  Speaker 6: They got it straightened out. So now to the kennel.
• 32:15
  Speaker 6: Here me and Willis.
• 32:15
  Speaker 5: You're chilling.
• 32:16
  Speaker 6: He got a couple of snacker the roofs, so he's
• 32:17
  Speaker 6: good for now. We'll see, but we're getting ready to
• 32:20
  Speaker 6: bid farewell to the summer. It's a glorious summer, you know.
• 32:24
  Speaker 6: And what we do some of the local yocals is tomorrow.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: You know, as a tourist, you're leaving, you know, there's
• 32:29
  Speaker 6: a couple overpasses.
• 32:31
  Speaker 1: You know, the end of summer. This is the end
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: of summer now, so everyone's going to be vacating and
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: you'll have your town back.
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 32:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, they're gonna be hitting the road. So we go
• 32:38
  Speaker 6: and wave, we we go, wait goodbye to him.
• 32:40
  Speaker 7: You know what I mean?
• 32:41
  Speaker 6: I wave? You know, we get thumbs up. We want
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: to make it a positive thing, you know, because it
• 32:45
  Speaker 6: was a glorious season. You know, we we don't do
• 32:47
  Speaker 6: any of the negativity. We needed. We need the economic
• 32:49
  Speaker 6: dollars we need. We need the new energy and the
• 32:51
  Speaker 6: lights and people that that people bring in. It's gonna
• 32:54
  Speaker 6: be nice to shoulder season. He's going to get back
• 32:56
  Speaker 6: to normal. But that's what that that would take place
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: tomorrow and that's kind of like the unofficial official end
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: of summer. But it's been been wonderful, Ben being with you.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: I'm certainly gonna be with you during school of course,
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: wow me.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: And will you'll pick your spots of course, you know
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: you got a job.
• 33:11
  Speaker 6: You know, we got we gotta get the rest. But
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: we also modify the schedule, you know, so that just
• 33:15
  Speaker 6: to make time, James, for our contributions, our contributions to
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: the militia. You know. But it's this is uh you
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  Speaker 6: know what I mean kind of where we're going into
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  Speaker 6: some new territory. Even though we got a little bit
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  Speaker 6: more summer, were going into the fall season. Uh so,
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  Speaker 6: so it's going to be it's going to be a
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  Speaker 6: different a different approach.
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  Speaker 1: Well, and Andre, if you ever want to work at
• 33:32
  Speaker 1: the truck stop, Shane just gave a ringing endorsement if
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  Speaker 1: you want to change careers and work at the truck stop.
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  Speaker 2: You just laid out what a great job that is.
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  Speaker 6: The truck Okay, you know I was on the road.
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  Speaker 6: That was on the road yesterday. Actually I had to
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  Speaker 6: take a little bit of road trip, you know, so
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  Speaker 6: I made it all the way down to PA. You know,
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  Speaker 6: I had to you know, get out.
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  Speaker 1: There's actually Gettysburg, Benurg before beautiful beautiful Getty have.
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  Speaker 2: A great address.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a dad joke.
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  Speaker 6: You're not.
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  Speaker 1: That truck stop job.
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  Speaker 6: You know, I might I might take him up on it,
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  Speaker 6: you know what I mean, bring some order there. You know,
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  Speaker 6: their hard working trucks. That's how I was feeling on
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  Speaker 6: the road. You know, if the truckers can do this
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  Speaker 6: on a day to day basis and I can hit
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  Speaker 6: the road you know, here and there, you know, to
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  Speaker 6: get to where I need to be. But back to
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  Speaker 6: Sport's Ben, good win for Miami. Okay, uh, Notre Dame
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  Speaker 6: didn't get it going. You know, it's not gonna hurt
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  Speaker 6: either team. Both teams can make the playoffs. Now that
• 34:23
  Speaker 6: they've expanded the playoffs, they're going to have a chance
• 34:25
  Speaker 6: to compete. But it was a good win for the
• 34:27
  Speaker 6: for the Hurricanes, right, you know, Michael Irvan was on
• 34:30
  Speaker 6: the sidelines going crazy, you know what I mean.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: It kind of it starts he missed ollege he should
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: he should be a cheerleader, Michael Irmi he's a great cheerleader.
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  Speaker 2: Michael always at you knowast.
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  Speaker 6: Since he's in Texas. In conclusion, mister arch Mann, I
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  Speaker 6: don't know what the heck was going on there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what He rode the vomit comment for
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  Speaker 1: pretty much the entire afternoon. A couple of plays in
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  Speaker 1: the fourth but not good, not good, false advertising, false.
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  Speaker 5: Abatarge over the.
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  Speaker 6: Long one to Michael, Ben, thank you so much for this.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, there you go, the great Andre Okay, there you go.
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• 36:43
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  Speaker 1: So with Micah Parsons headed the Lambeau the Big trade.
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  Speaker 1: At the end of last week, I was the last
• 36:52
  Speaker 1: Green Bay defender to have not one, not two, not three,
• 36:55
  Speaker 1: but four sacks in a game Who am I? That
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: is the question? What is the answer? And let's see
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  Speaker 1: does anyone know the answer? Mickey Cohen guessed by mister Luciato,
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  Speaker 1: You are Zendaya? Who is twenty nine today? Who else
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  Speaker 1: do we have? Page down? We'll skip over that We've
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  Speaker 1: got Rod Labor because it sounds like labor Day from
• 37:20
  Speaker 1: ferg Dog, Red Barkley from King Rory. That's a nice
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  Speaker 1: reverence there. Who else a page down? Raggedy Matt guessed
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  Speaker 1: by mister Irrigation, Shane the depressed truck driver from malor
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  Speaker 1: prop guy. Who's his answer? Another Shane driving his truck there,
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: hanging there, Shane. Everyone's pulling for you there in South Dakota,
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: Shane in Des Moines, going with Reggie in Detroit who's
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: a regular emailer to the mail bag on the fifth hour,
• 37:51
  Speaker 1: since a lot of stuff in there.
• 37:52
  Speaker 2: On the grind, he got it right bad.
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  Speaker 1: Clearly cheating this guy. I had to be cheating.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Who else do we have?
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: Page down? Manuel from Guardina says blankety blank blank about
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  Speaker 1: Andre Chuck Katier from Robbie the Mariner Fan.
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  Speaker 2: That's his answer.
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  Speaker 1: Ray Nichke from Pauli d Page down. Perito says Randy
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  Speaker 1: the guinea Pig. So here's the thing about that, Randy
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: the guinea pig story. I'm pretty sure that story is
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: like ten years old, but it came back the internet.
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Stuff comes back on the internet. The guinea pig that
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  Speaker 1: impregnated all.
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  Speaker 2: The other Oh yeah, that all the time.
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  Speaker 1: It pops back up right, Yeah, it just came up
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  Speaker 1: when it actually happened. I think it happened like twenty fourteen.
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  Speaker 1: I believe I remember talking about the story when it
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: literally happened years ago.
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: Yes, but it's on the internet. People people forget about it.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: I think I'm almost positive it happened ten at least
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: ten years ago. Almost positive. So the Great Mason Crosby
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  Speaker 1: from Skip to Zip. That means he's dead. Reek is
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  Speaker 1: going with Reggie White as his answer. Let's see here
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: as Nature Boy says, Party Rocker Red Fu from a
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: major Boy Rich in Vegas is going. John Rambo was
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: the last Green Beret to have four sacks in the game.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Lorraine, do you have an answer or either
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  Speaker 1: one of you? Julius Feffers, al right, do you? Would you? Bree?
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  Speaker 1: Would you like to hurry up and give.
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  Speaker 7: Iteia no your terrible answers, It's k GB cabir baja
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  Speaker 7: be back in five twenty years ago.
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  Speaker 1: Twenty years ago,