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A professional sport you can do for 3 minutes · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: So coming off the Bills win yesterday, we thought about this for a second.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, maybe you had the chance.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, okay, here it is.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: Three to five minutes, you get drafted to play a professional sport.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna be right next to Josh Allen.
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  SPEAKER_00: Could you do it?
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  SPEAKER_01: What sport would you be able to do?
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  SPEAKER_01: And you gotta do it at your current age.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can't be looking at it going, I mean, if you're 50, you can't be looking at it going, like, I'm still 25.
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  SPEAKER_01: Because that's what happens in my brain all the time.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm like, I'm still 25.
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  SPEAKER_00: If you're 25, do you think you could professionally, and I mean, genuinely believe you can play three minutes in NFL, NHL, but what you're age today.
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  SPEAKER_01: LARPing.
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  SPEAKER_01: LARPing.
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  SPEAKER_01: I don't know about that.
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  SPEAKER_00: This one seems so twin tiers to me because they said billiards.
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  SPEAKER_00: I see you go into the office and people are coming in with their bag.
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  SPEAKER_00: And they've got their like the stick that they have to assemble?
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: They're powering up like they're freaking LeBron James over here in the back corner of a bar.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah, no, you're right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And that that would be one I probably for three minutes could professionally play as well.
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  SPEAKER_00: Mm-mm.
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  SPEAKER_00: I would want to be a professional gymnast, flipping and twirling around like Simone Bios.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_01: What you want and what you think you can do are two different things.
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  SPEAKER_01: I want to be Josh Allen's twin, our Lord and Savior.
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  SPEAKER_01: Right.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh and be able to go out there and do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, that's not gonna happen.
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  SPEAKER_01: So could you do it though, Natalie?
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  SPEAKER_00: I want you to think about yourself on a uh what are they called, a pommel?
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  SPEAKER_00: I want you to think about yourself doing the splits.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now answer the question.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Could you?
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  SPEAKER_00: Slam dunk on a fast break in the NBA.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, if you think you could.
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  SPEAKER_00: I mean, you know, there's a lot of people there's a lot of people who do like intramural basketball up at the Y.
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  SPEAKER_01: Sure.
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  SPEAKER_01: You might be that guy.
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  SPEAKER_01: I told you, if there's one, if it was like, okay, you're instantaneously being taken to, I'm being taken to the Cleveland Guardians Stadium, right?
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  SPEAKER_01: The old progressive field, downtown Cleveland.
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  SPEAKER_01: And uh, yeah, I could do three minutes of progression.
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  SPEAKER_00: So you're playing baseball at a uh you're playing basketball at a baseball field?
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  SPEAKER_01: No, no, progressive is the baseball field.
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  SPEAKER_00: I thought it was Romo FIHA.
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  SPEAKER_00: Or no, no, wait, I'm sorry.
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  SPEAKER_00: It doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_00: That's a detail that's that doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, uh the you're thinking of the other arena, uh the basketball one, which is um well it doesn't matter.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh but anyway Romo FIHO.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: I I could I could I could probably take a shot at bat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um you and think about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I would be better off.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: You said baseball.
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  SPEAKER_00: You're you you're you're you're picking baseball.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't do basketball.
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  SPEAKER_01: I cannot walk and chew gum, let alone dribble and wal run or even take a shot.
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  SPEAKER_00: Three minutes you think that you could hit a ball and get to base?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh I think I can take a shot at that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I may strike out.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, let's be real.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, but I also could play a field position, not first, second, or third where the third base is.
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  SPEAKER_00: You standing out in the field for three minutes and I could do third base.
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  SPEAKER_01: Third base, and I could take a shot at bat.
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  SPEAKER_01: And then that's it for me.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm glad you're enjoying this.
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  SPEAKER_00: Three minutes is you standing out in the field.
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  SPEAKER_01: You gave up on bowling and you got your varsity letter in it.
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  SPEAKER_01: So who what are you laughing at?
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  SPEAKER_01: And you're doing shot putt?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: Who's coming to see that?
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  SPEAKER_01: A Greek god from 2,000 years ago?
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  SPEAKER_01: I I think that no one pays attention to that until all of a sudden the Olympics come around and then it's on at two in the morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Right.
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  SPEAKER_00: You gotta give me some credit.
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  SPEAKER_01: I see what you're doing.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yes, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_00: You gotta give me some credit once you can see what these biceps are.
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  SPEAKER_01: I'm not giving you any credit for shot putting.
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  SPEAKER_00: Once you see what these biceps can do, I think you'll be amazed.
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  SPEAKER_00: I love this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Okay, so uh Mariah says volleyball.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um, for three minutes you can play professionally.
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  SPEAKER_01: Curling is now there's one you can do.
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  SPEAKER_00: I want to try that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, you could grunt the whole thing, you know, they always grunt in curling.
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  SPEAKER_01: They're always like, you know, that's curling.
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  SPEAKER_00: Never have I done it.
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  SPEAKER_00: But that's gonna be on my winter bucket list.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're gonna try curling?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, especially.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is there any curling around here?
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  SPEAKER_01: Can Allie find a place to go curling besides, I don't know, Ontario?
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  SPEAKER_00: I don't know, but I do know that there is some place in the Buffalo area that they have where you can go curling.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do they is that part of the t like if you if you're like, I'll sign up for a lesson for a Sunday afternoon, is that part of the lesson where they teach you to make those weird noises?
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  SPEAKER_00: It's gotta be, right?
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  SPEAKER_00: Because what they say, I think what they'll say is like, if if the Lord moves ya.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I like this idea because, you know, in curling you get a broom, and that seems to fit.